[音量警告]
我到了。我带了冰淇淋，带了啤酒，还带了条毛茸茸的毯子。 I'm here. I have ice cream, I have beer, and I have a floofy ass blanket.
当然，我听说她和你分手了。你知道的。 Of course, I heard she broke up with you. You know.
你知道的，你明白这座小镇的脾性，但那都不重要。 You know, you know how this town can be, but that doesn't matter.
不，我不会逼你说。我只是想…… No, I won't make you talk about it. I'm just gonna...
我不会让你一个人待在这里的，好吗？ I'm not gonna leave you alone here, okay?
所以你选哪个？啤酒配闲聊，还是冰淇淋配你的萌豚番？ So what will it be? Beer and talking or ice cream and your comfort show?
选得好。现在钻进这个被窝里，我马上就过来。 Good choice. Now get snuggled up under this thing and I'll be right over.
好的，我拿了勺子，冰淇淋桶在这里。我们看什么？ All right, I got spoons and here is the tub of ice cream. What are we watching?
哦，是的，我正盼着你说这句话呢。 Oh, yes, I was hoping you would say that.
我真的超级期待看这部番好久了。 I have seriously been so excited to watch this show for ages.
我的意思是，看看那封面。 I mean, look at that cover.
别跟我说你不是个真男人。 Don't tell me that isn't a real man right there.
哎呀，哎呀。呃，那是眼泪吗？ Whoa, whoa. Um, are those tears?
我能做点什么吗？还是说这关乎分手？ Could I do something? Or is this about the breakup?
好吧，没关系。嗯，就在这里等着，好吗？ Okay, it doesn't matter. Um, just stay here, okay?
让我拥你入怀。 Let me put my arms around you.
没关系。我知道，我知道这很伤心，但终会过去 It's okay. I know, I know it hurts, but it will pass.
在那之前，我会一直陪在你身边。 Until then, I'm gonna be right here with you.
好吗？ Okay? Yeah?
你不必这样做。 You don't have to.
她说什么？她他妈的说什么？ She said what? She fucking said what?
你不是个真男人？这算什么狗屁话？ That you're not a real man? What kind of bullshit is that?
结果她反而去和那个男生约会了？ And she went to date that guy instead?
这他妈的是什么玩意儿？ What the shit balls is that?
看着我。嘿，我是认真的。看着我的眼睛。 Look at me. Hey, I'm serious. Look in my eyes.
我才不在乎你是不是在哭。如果你不肯看我，我会逼你看的。 I don't care if you're crying. If you won't look at me, I will make you.
是的，我正跨坐在你腿上。 Yes, I'm straddling your lap.
这样你就不会一直低头了。 So that you won't keep looking down.
看，你在这里。 There. There you are.
所以真正的男人，就是为挚友筹办惊喜派对的那个人 So a real man is the one that organizes a surprise party for his best friend
因为她的男朋友想和他的兄弟一起去看演唱会。 because her boyfriend wanted to go to a concert with his brother instead.
后来当她终于忍无可忍和他分手时， Then when she finally had enough and broke up with him,
真正的男人会带冰淇淋，陪她看一整周末的贺曼浪漫电影，直到她心情好转。 a real man brings ice cream and watches Hallmark romances for an entire weekend with her until she feels better.
真正的男人，只要能守护所爱之人，便能成为任何需要他成为的人。 A real man is whatever he needs to be as long as he's there for his people.
真正的男子汉不会因为别人举不起和他一样重的东西。 A real man is not the one who openly mocks people on social media
在社交媒体上公然嘲笑他人。 because they can't lift as much as him.
而你是个真正的男子汉。 And you are a real man.
你之所以是我最好的朋友，就是因为这。而那个蠢女人根本不知道自己错过了什么。 You're my best friend for the reason. And that stupid bitch doesn't know what she walked away from.
而我不明白她怎么会…… And I don't understand how she...
[kiss]
天啊。我真是太抱歉了。 Oh my fucking god. I'm so sorry.
经历了这些之后，这根本不是…… After what you're going through that's just not...
[kiss]
听着，我明白现在情绪很激动，我不想趁机占便宜。 Look, I get that this is an emotional time and I don't want to take advantage of that.
你确定不在乎吗？ Are you sure you don't care?
[laugh]
我的意思是，嗯，我能感受到你的热情，但这似乎不太公平。 I mean, yeah, I can feel your enthusiasm but that doesn't seem fair.
好吧，如果你确定的话。 Well, if you're sure.
[kiss]
你的嘴唇如此柔软。 Your lips are so soft.
[kiss]
说真的，我超爱它。 Seriously, I love it.
[kiss]
别害怕让你的手四处游走，好吗？ Don't be afraid to let your hands wander, okay?
我是认真的。如果你想碰我，我就是你的。 I mean it. If you want to touch me, I'm yours.
今晚整夜，我的身体都属于你。 All night, my body is yours.
[kiss]
这才像话。 That's more like it.
嗯，你可以抽我，宝贝。 Yeah, you can spike me, baby.
[exclaim]
操，没错，再来点。 Fuck yeah, more.
[exclaim]
我喜欢你手掌触碰我肌肤的感觉。 I love the way your hand feels on my skin.
当然可以，亲爱的，你可以脱掉我的衬衫。就像我说的，我的身体属于你。 Of course, you can take off my shirt, sweetie. Like I said, my body is yours.
[laugh]
是的，亲吻我的身体吧，宝贝。 Yes, kiss my body, baby.
我想要那双唇遍布我全身。 I want those lips all over me.
你喜欢我叫你宝贝吗？ Do you like when I call you baby?
是吗？“亲爱的”呢？嗯？ Yeah? And sweetie? Huh?
[laugh]
那如果我叫你乖孩子呢？ And what if I called you my good boy?
我认为你会喜欢的。 I thought you would.
想让我照顾你吗，乖孩子？ Do you want me to take care of you, good boy?
[laugh]
如果你愿意，我能让你感到无比舒畅。 I can make you feel so good if that's what you want.
好吗？ Yeah?
只要答应我，要是事情搞过头了就阻止我，好吗？ Just promise to stop me if it goes too far, okay?
好 Good.
然后，解开我的胸罩，吸吮我的乳房吧，宝贝。 Then, take off my bra and suck on my tits, baby.
嗯，就是这样。 Yeah, just like that.
用你的嘴唇亲遍我丰满曲线的美乳。 Put your lips all over my thick, curvy tits.
[pant]
我喜欢你用牙齿轻咬那小乳头的样子。 I love that little nipple with your teeth.
[laugh]
继续吸吧，小甜心。 Keep sucking, sweet boy.
[pant]
哦，你做得真棒，亲爱的。 Oh, you're doing so well, sweetie.
[laugh]
现在是时候奖励你了。 Now it's time for your reward.
我这就从你身上下来，跪在你面前。 I'm just gonna get off of you here and kneel down in front of you.
[laugh]
张开双腿给我，宝贝。我要吮吸你。 Spread those legs for me, baby. I'm gonna suck on you.
如果你愿意的话，行吧？好嘞。 If you're up for that, yeah? Cool.
不是真男人？去你的。 Not a real man, my ass.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
我可没因为她说你混账而骂你的…… I don't tell me she gave you shit for your...
真是个他妈的贱人。 What a fucking cunt.
听着，我不会在这里骗你的。 Listen, I'm not going to lie to you here.
这根戟把他妈的漂亮。 This cock is fucking beautiful.
我曾感觉过它隔着瑜伽裤顶着我，从那以后我就一直湿漉漉的。 I could feel it pressing into me through my yoga pants and I've been soaked ever since.
而此刻它就在眼前，近在咫尺，我只想将它据为己有。 And now that it's here, right in my face, all I want is to take it.
[suck]
只想吮吸它。 Just suck on it.
[suck]
而且还要被它干得叫出来，懂吗？ And to moan on it, you know?
[laugh]
这就是他妈的真相。 And that's the fucking truth.
[suck]
这味道简直他妈的难以置信地好。 It tastes fucking unbelievable.
[suck]
那前液真的美味极了。 That pre-cum is honestly delicious.
[suck]
更重要的是，你能尽情享受我湿润的嘴唇在你戟把上滑动的感觉。 What's more important anyway is that you get to enjoy my wet mouth all over your cock.
[suck]
你终究让我感觉如此美好。 You make me feel so good after all.
[suck]
像个乖孩子一样吮吸我的乳头。 Sucking on my nipples like a good boy.
[suck]
现在轮到我让你开心了。 Now I get to make you feel good.
[suck]
亲爱的，我想让你感觉爽上天。 I want you to feel so good sweetie.
[suck]
你喜欢在我为你口交时看着我的眼睛吗？ Do you like looking into my eyes while I suck you?
[suck]
还是说，我的大胸实在让人难以忽视？ Or is it too hard to ignore my big tits?
[suck]
我喜欢这样。 I like it.
我两边都不介意。 I'm not upset either way.
[suck]
此刻我甚至会让那根湿漉漉的戟把滑进我的双乳之间。 Here I'll even slide that wet cock between my tits.
让我往它们上吐点口水，让他们也湿润上。 Let me just spit on them to get them slide too.
[pant]
来了，亲爱的。 There you go sweetie.
[pant]
看那根戟把消失在那些美丽的曲线之间。 Watch that cock disappear between those beautiful curves.
嗯，如果你愿意的话，可以射在它们身上，懂吧。 Yeah, you can cum on them if you want to, you know.
我现在就能骑着你把你的金液从你体内榨出来。 I can ride that cum out of you right now.
让它喷溅到我脸上，溅得我浑身都是。 Let it shoot up into my face and splash all over me.
或者我能把那根戟把重新含进嘴里吞下去。 Or I can take that cock back into my mouth and swallow it.
[pant]
或者我能把裤子褪下，再让你更进一步 Or I can pull these pants down and give you a little more
如果你想要的话。 if that's something you'd like.
当然啦，好孩子，你要什么我都给你。 Of course good boy, I'll give you anything you want.
任何孔洞，我身体的任何部位。 Any hole, any part of me.
我属于你，亲爱的。 I'm yours, sweet man.
让我起身到这里，然后转身。 Let me just get up here and turn around.
我希望当我弯腰缓缓褪下裤子时，你能尽览完美风光。 I want you to have a perfect view when I bend over and slowly pull my pants down.
[laugh]
宝贝，你喜欢你看到的吗？ Do you like what you see baby?
那只蜷缩在我厚实的屁股底下的肥嘟嘟的小猫咪？ That plump little pussy nestled under my thick ass?
[laugh]
为你如此湿热。 So wet and hot for you.
专为你准备的，乖孩子。 Just for you good boy.
现在把衬衫脱掉，把裤子也脱完。 Now pull your shirt off and finish taking your pants off.
我没超过底线吧？ I'm not going too far, am I?
没有吗？好。 No? Good.
[kiss]
当我爬到这里，请将双手环绕我身。 Put your hands on me while I just climb right here.
[pant]
我向我亲爱的、可爱的男孩保证， I promise my sweet wonderful boy,
这根戟把是我感觉过最棒的。 this cock is the best I've ever felt.
[pant]
我会温柔地慢慢骑你，好吗？ I'll ride you nice and slow, okay?
这里不必着急。 There's no rush here.
我只想让你享受我的每一寸内壁，正如我享受你的每一寸戟把。 I just want you to enjoy every inch of me while I enjoy every inch of you.
[pant]
天啊宝贝，感觉你太完美了。 Oh god baby you feel so perfect.
就像这根戟把生来就该属于我。 Like this cock was made to be mine.
[pant]
我又在吮吸自己的乳头了。 I'm sucking on my nipples again.
当然可以，我亲爱的孩子。 Of course you can, my good boy.
我喜欢它。 I love it.
我太喜欢它了。 I love it so much.
太喜欢了。 So fucking much.
天啊，我可能已经要洩了，我的宝贝。 Oh shit I might cum already, my sweet boy.
[pant]
忍不住也没关系。 It's okay if you can't hold out.
你不必忍住。 You don't need to.
随时射精。或者当你需要的时候。 Cum whenever you want. Or when you need to.
我会接受它，无论何时何地。 I'll take it anywhere and everywhere.
[laugh]
是的，甚至内射我。 Yeah even inside me.
[pant]
她从来不让你那样做，对吧？ She never let you do that, did she?
我倒不这么认为。 I didn't think so.
既然如此，我想告诉你一个秘密。 Well in that case, I want to tell you a secret.
我也从来不让别人这么做。 I've never let anyone do it either.
但我希望你这样做。 But I want you to.
我要你用那滚烫的金液填满我。 I want you to fill me with that hot cum.
用你所能想到的每一种方式，让我成为你的。嗯。 Make me yours in every way you can. Yeah.
让我把那根戟把深深插进我的小穴里。 Let me muck that cock deep into my pussy.
天哪。我此刻爱极了你的眼睛。 Oh my god. I love your eyes right now.
你活像某种野兽。纯粹是为了激活控制。 You look like some kind of animal. Just to vitalize control.
我也会让你控制我的。 I'll let you do that too.
但首先，别动，让我把金液从你体内榨出来。好吗？ But first, stay put and let me ride that cum out of you. Okay?
我已经感觉到你在抽搐。你离我越来越近了。 I can already feel you twitching. You're getting close for me.
哦，该死。我离成功也很近了。 Oh fuck. Well I'm close too.
当我感觉到金液在我体内喷涌时，那将让我彻底失控。 And when I feel that cum in me, it will put me over the edge.
所以为我射吧。射进我体内，乖孩子。 So cum for me. Cum inside me, good boy.
用那滚烫浓稠的猪油灌满我吧。 Fill me with that hot thick lard.
是的，抽搐、蠕动、喷射，然后全部射进我体内。 Yes, twitch and flex and jerk and blow it all in me.
射吧宝贝。射吧。射吧，我的甜心。射吧。 Cum baby. Cum. Cum my sweet boy. Cum.
[moan]
太棒了，宝贝。 That was so good, baby.
[pant]
没事的，亲爱的。把头靠在这里休息吧。 It's okay sweetie. Rest your head here.
你做得真棒。 You did so good.
感觉不错？是吧？太棒了。 Do you feel good? Yeah? Excellent.
这就是我想听到的。 That's what I want to hear.
让我坐在你旁边吧。 Let me just sit down next to you.
嗯，如果你愿意的话，可以把头靠在我腿上。 Yeah, you can put your head in my lap if you want.
我再抚摸一下你的头发。 Again, stroke your hair.
好的，完美。留在我身边，乖孩子。 Okay, perfect. Stay with me, good boy.
不，不，不，不。这些都不行。现在不行。 No, no, no, no. None of that. Not right now.
这是临时起意，没有任何附加条件。 This was a spur of the moment and there are no strings attached.
如果你想在早上谈这件事，我们就谈。 If you want to talk about it in the morning, then we will.
若你想假装此事从未发生，那就这样吧。 If you want to pretend it never happened, so be it.
无论如何我都会在这里。 I'm going to be here either way.
但现在，先休息一下，好吗？ But for now, just rest, okay?
这会儿，咱们吃着融化的冰淇淋看番，行吗？ In the meantime, we can eat this melted ice cream and watch the show. Okay?
听起来是个好主意，对吧？ Sounds like a good plan, right?
乖孩子。 Good boy.