- Freddy. Oh Freddy!
Freddy
Freddy ...
Freddy!
3 days with you How will I be able to hold out?
If. I too think that this business trip is too short
In the office is hardly a opportunity to become better acquainted
from person to person
- Uau. Uniform! Your. Hot type.
Come and tell me a couple of naughty things.
Yes? - Ok ... emmm ... Bonjour. l'amour
- Chocolate? - Yes
... le couscous
Chocolate?
Dick Head!
Heidi. I have worked with you 1 years and 167 days
... and from the first day I knew that. you and me. we ...
Unites us more than just a bank
I know that our colleagues think that I am a loser. That he can not do anything
and perhaps you also think that. but Heidi. I'm not well
I want ... Speaking ill and soon. Two months salary invested in you. in ... in the ring.
a unique piece. unique in the world. Just as you are.
Heidi. wanted ... I wanted to be ...
Hey. you do.
THE RING THING (The case of the ring)
COUNTRY TELEHOBBY 4 PEOPLE
- Where am I? Yes. Frido. What can I say?
Life. as well as the forest grows in all directions remain the same ---
In spite of that. thanks for asking.
What a view with that stupid face? I am almgandhi!
Great. my ring disappeared! Where is my ring?
Your ring?
Yes. Yes ... the ring. "one ring to rule"
- Yes. Do you do have it or what?
- Damn. let me talk.
It all started with the great cast ring
11 rings were 12 elves.
Or is it the opposite?
Can you pass the ham?
Or the 7 Dwarfs?. never mind. anyway
---
All the famous celebrities were served. all were satisfied
except Sauraus. one of its servants. arrived late for a change.
We wanted to give a bonus. but not the same.
So Sauraus ... produced its own ring
A powerful ring. born in Mountain Kronos
Where is the mountain? I can not find anywhere
Can you help me find her Frido? talking about the future of the world
I thought we were talking about my ring
After all it cost me three weeks salary.
Do not interrupt me!
The ring. born in the most terrifying place in the World.
On the Mount Kronos
One ring to rule the world
With his army. Sauraus Conquered one afteranother.
FOR SALE INMOBILIARIA SAURAUS
many men had to die
he also died
no. that's not the one. The other! The one in the back!
but one resisted: Prince Rackaro
The guard of the magical sword called ...
"Josefa. The sword"
fought alongside the allies in their courageous fight against Sauraus. in fiery battles.
When the prince got the ring. he should have destroyed it
But success is went to his head. pity.
I heard everything ...
once. for example. was 3 goddesses. perfect. graduates. pechugonas
as I said. totally incomprehensible
- My ring. And went back to the ring one place than ever. never have imagined
but then the ring was bored
and wandered to and fro. and in some way. like it or not like .... came to your hands. Frido.
Can I say something now?
I am not Frido!
And do I care? anyway you have to save the world.
because when Sauraus retrieves his ring It will not take much
my ring is not that you said. my ring is another. Just a peice of jewelery.
At the crest. I'm talking about!
You have to destroy the ring. Frido.
I do not have one! - What?
Yes. A bastard stole it from me! I remember laughing as well ...
- Sauraus! Now if that cagamos all! Why did you say that before?
Damn. Now we will all die. everyone We are all perdidoooos!
Help!
Every man for himself!
Pupsi!
Hello. I am Pupsi!
Dear Frido: Our beautiful home is threatened with death
You have to get the ring to it but Sauraus Goodbye beautiful Telehobbies. roñosos with their feet.
Hasta siempre!
so I say: One for all. all for one.
On Moment! I am not Frido! apart. I'm not a hero!
Why not? You are the hero type. Look at these muscles!
Tu eres un ...
This is too hard for me!
It's easy! you just have to find the ring. go to Kronos. and destroy Sauraus
no. no ...
you just gotta find Sauraus. go to the ring Kronos and destroy
no. no. that makes no sense. wait ...
You need to have the ring thing. go to Kroner Mountain and eliminate Sauraus
this ... whatever. Do you see that it's easy?.
I always get things wrong. my colleagues are right
What am I doing here. after all?
I should be on a business trip with Heidi
Heidi. Oh Heidi.
but. on the other side. Sauraus has my ring. it is for Heidi
That's all for love!
And apart for four months' salary!
ok. I will ...
I was a loser long enough
Recover the ring!
NO MORE MR NICE GUY!
COUNTRY TELEHOBBIE 5 PEOPLE
Mr Frido. my hero. let me take your walking stick your backpack. your sleeping bag ...
Where is the mountain Kronos?
That's easy ...
... I will ask my hairdresser.
And do you think?
What?
Is is not the nails?
Have you cut your hair?
The ring!. Stupid! The ring!
I am the master of the world! The world!
Em ... Sorry. but ... Are you sure that this is the way?
Frido. I am the great Wizard Ramghandi
Yes. but the sign says ... Frido!
Look Frido Lord. our provision of travel
know raspberries. Try!
Puspi! I told you that you can not come with us!
Yes. But I am no longer a toddler! I can stay awake until 9
look. I have strawberries. cherries. salmon and a teddy bear.
Pupsi. Go back home!
Do you not love me?
ok. ok. You can come
but I tell you one thing: I will not carry you if you get tired
And do not clean poop!
ok.
Are you sure that this is the right way?
Frido! Am I a beginner?
Do the same as me. and do not spend anything
Stop! What was that?
The king of china!
And where are we at the end!
Yes. Yes. if ... Where are we going? Where do we come from? What was that? Question after question ...
Charades!
dog. cat. mouse Huh?
Bad? A cop!
Mother in law!
Monster?
Is A monster standing behind me!
Yes. this is Frido.
Freddy. Yes. Freddy. clear.
That is Pupsi. This is Juan Pedro. my horse He is magical. he prefers to be called Jean Pierre.
I might add. There is a fun story the matter ...
Not now!
Super magical horse
Maybe he's hungry. Chupetín you want a horse?
Shut up. Jean Pierre will have to concentrate!
Crap. what happens is that it is simply too weak for us three.
Jean Pierre did not listen. just ignore them.
Here is your card. Was this it?
no.
Huh what?
It's not it.
aha ... then this is it?
no.
But this is it!
Ah. young man. Already here?
Why did you come on foot? a horse would have been much faster.
Jean Pierre does us a favor. but no. Frido makes his own and decides to walk.
Yes. and that Jean Pierre is so good
Just like that so good! A horse shit is Juan Pedro!
(Jean Pierre!)
at least serve me some salami. I would not ride for shit!
Jean Pierre! He just made a joke!
Now this frustrated.
Now we will have to walk! I hope you still feel like it!
Wait. wait!
This is the magic door of ... What is your name?
Something is writen of the wall. Can you read it?
What do you think?
may need a password
Open sesame
let the expert
Top. The bet goes!
1. 2 or 3 ...
(Wink Wink)
Oh course! Wink Wink
Open up! Police!
That always seems to work!
Shit!
Say what?
Shit!
You have discover the magic word! Shit!
Enough bullshit!
You can not play with it after all. The fate of the world is at stake.
.... W! cabbage!
Why did you open? Do not say shit!
Mier ..! ster Universe!
Can we allow ourselves to play?
you go forward. I will stay here someone has to stay outside to take care of
in case something happens and need someone to call the doctor or something
Auch! Shit!
Always wanted to play in a cave!
They must be such fun. dwarfs are so small
What is that? - A dragon
This is no dragon
Since when do dragons spit?
- Since the referendum of 1586 King Bodabox "There should be spit fire enclosed"
Please I am in distress. so kill this dragon quickly.
Hey. Not so fast baby
I present to the princess Grmpfli
Coming.
Believe me it is not so serious. that I am an old trav.
Lindo numerito. Old depraved! What are you doing in my territory?
I'm just looking for mushrooms. These rich. red with white dots.
Bullshit! You want the ring!
Take it and see if you can. Asshole.
One moment. Who is the moron here? Who was always rejected by the school of magic?
3 "sex on the hex" One for me too. Please!
Hi everyone!
My name is Rackaroll. Prince Rackaroll
Libérenme. Do it once and fast!
- Unique slayer of dragons from around the country.
What kind of dragon slayer are you? Yoy do not have a sword?
Sure I have a sword!
Josefa. sword: 1.40 handle. 1.10 blade. double-edged sword. Stainless steel.
with nonstick coating. Self Cleaning 2 years warranty.
uy. Can I see? Where did you have?
I lost it
First aid kit
in case of attack dragon 1 to an output string a. press button
little man with curly hair Can you rush a bit
Mouthpiece? ah. now I understand. blow into the mouthpiece
Shit. I'm tired!
I could fly over on your broomstick better than you - That's bullshit!
- Truth! - Lie
- Truth! You just put your broom. You have something big between her legs.
I now reached
I am awake. Stop. I'm awake!
Open my strings. oh hero rescue me
Crap. How was is you got back here so fast?
y. .. I flew ... I am after all a flying dragon.
Huh? Since when can you speak Dragon?
from the referendum the King Bollamus 1728.
UAU! never told you what you're handsome. My little prince?
And I am more powerful than you!
- Lies - Truth!
Ven. Give me a kiss!
Bye-bye!!
Fresh air enters me at Last. A women's breast's are sensitive
You can hug me and have me tonight ...
Cool. What about me?
I had to put up with this bug. We beat the dragon. Perhaps this is not a heroic action?
Shut up. coward!
Ranghandi Where is he?
Silly cow!
I'm dating a gay dragon!
Look!
Josefa. the sword.
I had forgotten!
Who is this?
King Bollemoser!
Old coward!
Josefa. the sword. A sword like no other The mother of all swords
for generations to serve our family countless wars. Thousands of battles
Thousands. survived wars!
You're a Mogul! Break the sword!
You can paste
What do we do now?
Actually we wanted to find the ring
Yes. Oh and throw in a fire! I am a hero!
Throw it in the fire? Are you crazy? It cost five months' salary!
from the beginning that ring brings only sadness and loneliness
Only when it is destroyed. Will the evil be destroyed. At the site was created ...
Almghandi!
Grümpfli! Racharo! Frido! - Freddy
Almghandi! Pupsi! Frido! - Freddy!
Mucho gusto. I'm Erwin
Ehm .. I just met an old acquaintance
My ring!
Does my ring?
This is it. The sacred message. is revealed only with the fire.
- IDDERF NOC IDIEH
YDDERF And IDIEH. What do they mean? Elven dialect. from Time immemorial.
Pavadas. is taxed in the inner part. the opposite: FREDDY AND HEIDI
And now I have my ring again
Heidi? Who is Heidi?
Who is Freddy?
I can play quietly .. AHHHHH
My ring! Finally!
And now I'm going with Heidi!
Heidi. I can have Heidi ..
Frido. unfortunately I have bad news ...
losing the love of your life must be very hard.
It's the end
surely she must be in bits somewhere down there
if it is some of it ..
So you can not even bury her! on the flip side. this way you save a lot of money. Huh?
Malghandi. please!
vultures to be chewed and their entrails ...
and now her lungs are starting small bit slimy ... Malhandi. enough!
and then the brain ... One Moment!
Heidi where the plane went. Must have landed some time!
Of course! This is another plane!
What. another. that would be impossible!
Do you think the expert who knows everything or what?
Then explain that all These people are always at our side!
Yes. genius. This is a movie. Everything is possible!
my life is destroyed.
Hey. Look at it this way: if you had given her the ring. She would have become a mutant!
I'd Finished with a monster cold snake and married!
As if this only happen with the ring!
You do not understand! Hey. I loved her!
suffer tonight. torture your sadness. but I'm your consolation.
I even noon time!
Heidi!
A miracle. She lives!
Hello. beautiful woman
no. The Uniform!
UAU! Uniform!
Hey. That was a pretty good trick!
Sauraus. Pig! You've lost! Give me back my Heidi or you will die!
I propose the following. I give you ... your girlfriend. and you give me the ring.
listen to me. is not your ring. The ring is mine! is for me a marriage proposal. Understand?
good. then I'll stay with Heidi
Pig!
What heals your heart? Does the pain of love leave soon?
Logical! It's time that I do not feel so good! well as someone who who was kicked in the balls.
Let me see them. I will them heal!
the ring. power begins to take effect on it.
typical. ! The most evil get the most beautiful girls!
Now I want to be bad!
my days on earth are numbered
someone must stop the evil. Seize Frido
Thats wrong? Not Frido!
Possessed me? Pavadas!
Frido. You must destroy the ring!
Sauraus will do everything to recover it. and if it succeeds is a. ..
Freddy. oh. Freddy.
Sauraus!
ok. I will. but first help me to release Heidi.
Heidi!
Later. destroy the ring
Super! ... Hey. I really feel much better!
The time comes. all come to my side
Frido. dear. you comment on something. that from time immemorial. and is a dark knowledge.
The old volcano erupt by the Kronos.
and if you not throw the ring in his burning inside before they touch the campaign
the whole world will fall into a giant fondue.
And when he plays the great bell?
Past noon tomorrow. or is it tomorrow? Or was it yesterday?
I do not get home late!
Yesterday? You will never succeed!
must take it and throw to the pit
ok. the count of three. a ... two. - Three!
If you're a fool! Why? He said the 3!
Your say 3. not!
it does not say 3. what is important isthat 3
clear that matters. I listened to Frido. and you have to you with your stupid mouth.
Would you fight me? Who rescued from the dragon? He did it! You were all the time in the bar. taking!
Do not hear anything!
Stop fighting!
we are together. we must fight. the curse
Anger is now!
see. there you have it.
And bueh. When the weather is bad. be expected the next day.
yes. yes. Pupsi burns!
It is the subjects of Kronos. We are looking for! I hear the peal of their armor!
o my god steps
Here it comes!
More about!
And sleep well in your warm barrel?
Sauraus kill us all if we do not destroy the ring!
And if we are killed what we like!
I want to go home!
Princess and I are going as for the elves to seek reinforcements. and you
wander through the mountains for a while. OK?
What? Why us?
simply. I do not want to go alone with this midget. from the beginning I did not want him to come with us.
You take it. Princess and I! Frido!
forget it. She comes with me.
you do not give me orders. asshole.
Rock paper scissors? aha -
Did you see? My paper surrounds your stone!. You wanted destroy my scissors. but fell.
I thought the thought that I thought .... paper and choose
You lost ....
Princess? Are you ready or do you have to think that you'll make?
I go with Frido. and I will cook Fondue for you. every day. - Cool.
be honest. What do you want with a loser like him?
once you were a hero. with passion and heart but today you are more than one big disgusting.
hey. time. What about the weeping dwarf?
no. I do not want to go with the bad man
Why me?
Pupsi burns!
my ring. Now I will recover you.
but hey we do a first abdominal - No. I have no desire to coach.
I want my the get back my ring - I want to exercise
and I want the ring - Not with my help. Only helps if you train.
hey. Your practice in secret!
And now who is this?
I am a king. and my name schleimli. and we want the ring.
You mean this?
forget it. I took this ring six months' salary
and still not find anyone who wants to marry you
That was cruel. It's the truth!
years ago we had the ring a long time with us.
anyway no one wanted me. but we had the ring in any case.
all wanted to be with us.
but then. when we had to go pee. were locked. or better.
ring remained locked. shame.
since we could not do anything more. and a prosthetic arm that we had ourselves.
Want to see?
but surely we can understand why tesorito back to us
because only with the ring. in our case We want women.
- Good. Viewed from this angle ...
No!
not even say anything about our herbs
no. I wanted to say ... great. Huh?
Great! - You know. It can be good every plant!
I wanted to say ...
The Wed ... listening. the world ends
OK? When does the world end?
I need an army. soldiers
Soldiers? Has anyone seen our soldiers?
Super Army!
We lost. We are going in circles! Pavadas!
I would hurt your feet!
ok. ok. we are going in circles.
Frido teacher. we can guide you.
ok. he is a filthy thief rings He wanted to kill us all. Can we trust him?
I want you to trust you. - I am quite confident.
we must take life as it comes. - 2 to 0
too late - Better late than never
ok. then. good. show us the path.
Hence this. Frido teacher. The door of Mount Kronos.
Shit!
entry personnel are not monitored We can go out there
I go first.
Damn. It's a trap!
Flee!
What are you doing there?
Hello!
kissof a fairy Elven each beat pain
Ow! Are you crazy?
let me pass the portal. to worship your pink tower.
before that in the light of the moon my big bells ring
Big bells? With the opening Mount Kronos?
when the only wise Almghandi. and was the secret to the grave.
come to the bushes. and I will show you another secret.
Understand: I love Heidi for eternity!
This dazzles my poor hero. - Princess!
She is the woman I love! And stop talking so complicated!
Go then to the bitch that bore you!
Have a good Sunday yet!
What? Is it Sunday?
Telehobbies Time!
No news!
goodnight dear .. Heidi!. Pig!. The uniform!
That makes it on purpose!
and not to forget: the great bell ringing is tomorrow at ... - Twelve o'clock!
Dear People: Morning exactly 12 will be the end of the world.
What? Tomorrow at 12! And Rackaroll not yet arrived with reinforcements!
! All die!
and never come back to see Heidi.
no issues. I got my
Rackaroll is safe and do not feel abandoned.
Fondue. Fondue. Always Fondue! I'll be I can not see!
So are you can eat your own serving?
You made the meal. Hence you do!
Grümpfli! Juaa You're ugly as me!
Grümpfli Hey! You have something on your face!
You have to go to her! Me? Why me?
Frido know: Once you told me a story people who did not want Tranz.
one had a problem with your mommy. the other is not Mommy and I had been locked in the basement.
the third. I wanted to operate because it was seen as his mommy. As time. all very tangled
a bag of all that moral. and I see it like this: good in this world has no chance.
why must you can Tranz time as possible.
ok. She is ugly tonight and it stinks. but to be honest. You are not Brad Pitt either.
Plus everything is experience!
Almghandi! A miracle!
He is alive! We're saved!
Hello. I am the carrot man! Look at my carrot! And I Popsi Basel!
It is time for the transmission of the program.
Goodevening beloved subjects
Failing bit. In exactly 1 hour just for the dumb. All of you die
have fun
---
Great. Now we have exactly one hour for the campaign!
How can we enter. Without help from Almghandi?
Hello? Nobody has an idea?
Oh! The Lord wants to help hero! Princess does not want any. But want to help!
we could play hide and seek with the wicked Portal caregivers.
and when all have been hidden passing the door.
I do not think so. I am the greatest fuck of my life. And a magician with a totally mentally ill
a jealous princess. schizophrenic with a foul and a dwarf child who likes to embrace.
Is there any normal person?
Yes. yo!
Heidi and I are doing it with a murderer at large madman who wants to set the earth in cheese spreads.
And no idiot has a paltry idea of what can be done!
we have to dress up in cheese. What we expect will lead to the mountain?
or we can do a course of flight. and fly over the site
Yes! cheese fly costume Kronos to the mountain.
or better we will pay an airline!
is easy. Armamar us a phone and call a
Hence this 0800 TRANSAEREO
hi. I am. flying dragon How is my fiance?
Hey. You are a true king of the rod!
Where is my promised? Shut up!
everything in order. Are you then Now my fiance?
shh. We will be discovered!
then I'm going. and nothing to bring up here.
It's all so exciting!
yes. expected to explode the mountain and sprinkle all the cheese
Damn!
now liberate Heidi. - Is that an order?
Pupsi. Are you crazy? It is not time to play!
What a surprise!
pupsi. What is this?
you are so silly. I still do not understand? I am the sweetest and innocent character in the movie.
all I want. But I am evil. An agent that betrayed Sauraus all
Fucking traitor!
Now I want Daddy?
Why? Does your father?
This idiot can not be my son! Just what I said was to help me!
We have reached the last minute
But what then? Who is my daddy?
At last I return to the Almighty!
Kratz: come here.
Die!
But it does not work!
Obviously not. asshole! I'm saying all the time that's my engagement ring for Heidi. From the jewelry Store!
that ring me ... - Cost seven month salaries. So now you know!
A good trick! Freddy Is that true?
Buying the ring for me?
! Who is interested in that! The World will be destroyed anyway!
Do something. You are a Wizard! Shows what is within you.
Rackaroll!
I am coming!
Josefa !
The mongo broke!
Heidi!
Freddy!
Oh Freddy
Okay? Now you can give me the ring. you hero
What? What do you expect? He was what you wanted all this time!
And children. Now we have to get married
want to take the chance this woman as your faithful maid
then say "yes"
listening. I want ... very well. this applies
bambi. or as they call. Do not you understand? this is my fiance
thank you sir. but today we do not want anything.
estemm ... Where do we stand? ah. if ...
Fran .. - Frido!
want this thing happened as you sew. then di.
No.
ok. then. Come on over there to eat I am hungry!
You're sweet. and brave. but my heart belongs to another.
You mean me?
naturally relates to you.
takes the ring. then to the mercys be happy.
Is not it lovely? - Yes. Super! I counld almost cry
A happy ending so trite!
ok. and now kiss me. So I finally relief this curse!
Hey! I thought the ring was for me Freddy. Let it happen!
It's hard to say. You know? Me these last few days I also noticed that you are a person.
- But Freddy! - Good friends call me Frido.
Is not it lovely? yes. yes. yes. ... and lived happily and ate partridges.
Leave me alone!
Wow. that if this was a difficult day in the manufacture of monsters.
3 slimy world to suit Kows uru Now I deserve a break.
Fortunately there Stinkli