We've got visitors.
- Your Gestapo . - This might take a while .
Ha ve another drink.
- Real Dutch gin . - Prewar.
Lt. Thelen , Security Police .
Polzer, ship's captain . Two gentlemen from the Greek na vy.
- A drink? - No .
You've taken on a Dutch crew. We'd like to investigate .
The y're not here yet.
But you're sailing in half an hour.
That's right. l n 2 8 minutes.
You can't sail until we've seen the entire crew.
That's for us to decide .
- Where are the y? - One moment.
Come with me .
There .
Cordon it all off.
Man both ends of the gangwa y! Nobody goes aboard !
Attention !
- This is an investigation . - Jerries!
Stop! That will do .
Murderers!
A net, lads. Before he falls!
Hello , Captain . Hello , Mr. Snooper.
You're drunk. Blind drunk.
What did he sa y?
You're drunk!
Right! When do we sail , guv?
Nobody comes aboard !
What? Nobody?
Nobody!
We're not allowed on board ! Back to the pub!
Lower awa y!
Get awa y from my car!
Get out of it!
Filthy pigs!
That will do . Ha ve them come aboard at once .
No , l'm fully a uthorized to ha ve them locked up.
The y're ha ving a row.
The na vy will decide this, Herr Lieutenant.
Let them board .
Come aboard !
Form two lines!
Music!
Attention !
Salute !
You're sober?
To the stokehold .
We must put to sea before the y change their minds.
Ready, sir.
Eric.
We're on our wa y.
Gus. Well , l'll be . . .
We're on our wa y!
- How did you get here? - Nico . And you?
Me too .
Mr. Particular.
l ntermission
Seasick?
We're sailing due north .
Nico said it was heading for Russia .
We'll ha ve tea with Stalin .
What's that?
A battleship.
- German? - l can't bloody tell .
English !
Wait, l'm coming too !
Goodbye , Captain !
- Bloody awful here . - lt won't take long .
The only English l know is 'fuck you' .
Hi , lo ve .
- We're going to fly, with the RAF. - Are you crazy?
- And you? - The army. More peaceful .
lf you get a nice uniform . . .
Mr. Lanshof?
Congratulations. A daring bit of work, your escape .
Not really. We could get a ship.
Not so modest.
You're one of 50. . .
. . . 49 to make it o ver from Holland alive .
Come straight to the Queen when you've finished here .
We cherish our freedom fighters.
l'll arrange the a udience . Ask for General Van de Zanden .
You'd better give that to me .
Come along .
You've read too many thrillers.
l can manage from here on .
But you lack training .
Ne xt time better.
That would certainly please the Germans.
Eric! Come and join us.
- What's going on? - We'll ha ve a cup of tea . . .
. . . and then we'll ha ve a chat.
Aren't you Mr. Lanshof?
You ma y take off your coat and sit down .
l'll take this.
No , that's where Her Majesty sits.
- Odd wa y to come in . - He couldn't find the front door.
That's a nice uniform . . .
- l'm starving . - Eat, Willem .
Ma'am , what do l call her?
You call her 'Your Majesty' .
- ls it 'Her' or 'Your'? - 'Your' .
lt's 'Your' .
- No smoking in her presence . - l hear she's strict.
- Not o verly. - There she is.
l bid you welcome .
You are my link with Holland .
Your Majesty, ma y l present:
Will Dostgaarde . . .
. . . Gus Le Jeune . . .
Your Majesty.
. . . and Eric Lanshof.
Mr. Lanshof.
Your Majesty.
Won't you sit down?
No , my guests first.
Do tell me , what is the situation at home?
Home? Which home?
Her Majesty means the situation in the Netherlands.
Not good . The Jerries are stripping us bare , Her Majesty.
- Those German bandits! - l mean , Your Majesty.
But when the war is o ver. . .
. . .what must we do about the fascists?
Don't you worry about those shitheads.
Mr. Van der Zanden , what does that mean , shitheads?
lt's a term , Your Majesty, e xpressing how we feel about traitors.
Right, Mr. Lanshof?
- Who said l was a traitor? - John . . .
. . . shortly before he was killed .
And then the y simply let you go?
l don't see the connection .
lt's simple . The Germans wanted you to belie ve it. . .
. . . and then pass the word around .
What would the y gain by that?
l am head of intelligence and l'm Her Majesty's secretary.
The y would lo ve the Dutch people to think l was a traitor.
The y did a good job trying .
- How's the army? - The dregs!
- l've got something else for you . - What?
A trip.
Where to?
To Holland .
No !
- How did you manage that? - l didn't, she did .
l thought someone was lying in wait for me . . .
. . .with a gun .
Don't go totally bonkers.
- Still seeing her? - None of your business.
Yes.
- Any progress? - None of your business.
No .
Forget about her.
Shit, l want to sleep with her. . .
. . .while l still can .
Cold feet? For Holland?
None of your business.
We consider your presence in London to be of the utmost importance .
Yes?
Mr. Lanshof, come on through .
Do you smoke?
Thank you .
- And you perhaps? - No , thank you . l don't smoke .
Let's go for a stroll , l find that very enjo yable .
You're returning to Holland , aren't you?
Yes, Your Majesty.
l want you to bring se veral people back with you .
lsn't that dangerous?
Our future leaders are in Holland , in the resistance .
l want them to be here .
The y, at least, are of the people .
Gentility belongs to the past. Things will be different after the war.
The true nobles are the resistance fighters.
Don't you agree?
Mr. Lanshof?
You're absolutely right, Your Majesty.
l hadn't looked at it that wa y. True nobles. . .
ls there anything else , Your Majesty?
l wish you success.
ldiot, the Queen's got a front row view.
Here , put your mind to this instead of neuken .
Stop showing off, you'll be shitting your pants.
l'm not e ven wearing pants.
Here . A matchbo x to keep it in .
That stuff smells disgusting . lt's enough to make you puke .
. . .to make you puke .
We've stopped .
Come .
Throw some o ver me .
Your health .
Gus.
Be careful .
GERMANY Wl NNl NG ON ALL FRONTS
Filthy Jew
Good Morning .
l'd like birth announcement cards for my da ughter.
What's her name?
Wilhelmina Juliana Bernardina .
Come . The y're waiting for you .
- ls this address safe? - We'd not be here if it wasn't.
You're a Red , aren't you?
l remember seeing you in the House .
Hardly a pleasant e xperience .
Possibly. l don't recognize you at all .
Gentlemen , please . . .
l can't be part of this. l refuse .
You've pledged yourself to Her Majesty.
l promised the Germans l would take no action .
General , the Queen has asked you to be her adviser. . .
. . .for the postwar democracy.
Wilhelmina and democracy, a belated vocation .
Or rather, she's alwa ys been a little touched .
Religion . This is her chance . . .
. . .to pla y Christ, to sa ve the world . Count me out.
What an odious wa y of sa ying that you're scared .
lf l were 20, l'd take e x ception to that. Gentlemen . . .
Perhaps you ha ve doubts about the new democracy too?
New democracy?
We've ne ver had democracy.
When do we lea ve?
You'll hear from me .
Fine .
Could we get ca ught?
lf the y get me and not you , tell the Queen what the socialists want. . .
. . . after the war.
l'll warn them .
Goddamn it!
Waterproof.
Stone dead .
Nothing . How can l tell London when we're coming?
The y only confirm receipt.
l nstructions will come tomorrow.
- Anything else l can do for you? - No , thank you .
l can do more than just transmit.
We'll phone if we need you , oka y?
Fine .
See you tomorrow then .
Well?
l don't know their plans. The y're not talking .
Bad show.
The y'd be on to me if l asked .
You're not trying hard enough .
Which of Esther's jackets would this go best with?
l'd lo ve to see you against the wall .
You'd be right ne xt to me .
Goddamn it!
ldiot!
A present for your fiance .
Might be the last time .
Who's that jerk?
A friend from the resistance .
lf that's one of your friends. . .
Darling , we can't alwa ys choose our friends.
This de vice uses zinc coins only
Damn it. . .
An odd uniform .
- U-boat, l think. - Or a destro yer.
Stop.
Get off.
The German Army claims this bicycle .
Filthy, goddamn Jerry.
Right, beach huts at 1 1 pm .
You're going to England?
Police .
On your feet.
The y're dead .
Damn . That was close .
We've got to get out of here . To the car.
- What about me? - You need a place to hide .
- Where? - l'll fix it.
- Fix it? l just shot two Nazis! - Scared?
Yes! Do l ha ve to sta y and wait for them?
Don't lea ve me here .
l want to go with you .
l object.
l decide who comes.
lt's only my opinion .
He's coming ! l'll answer for him .
- He'll need tails. - There are some in the garage .
Let it ring .
The y're gone . After them .
lf things go wrong , don't let them take me alive .
This'll do the trick. Cyanide .
After them .
lt worked .
No answer?
Where's Robby?
l don't know. He comes and goes.
But you're engaged .
He's alwa ys busy with his transmitter.
A permanent place is too risky, he sa ys.
Don't you wear a star?
Forged papers, from Robby.
And the liquor, the chocolate . . . From Robby too?
A man from Robby's group brings it.
We can't e ven get those things in London .
Robby's in the resistance . The y can get anything .
Do you belie ve that?
l ha ve to go to my parents' place and get my tails.
Are you going to a party?
Yes. . . you could call it that.
Lord , where are you going?
- The lion's den ! - Don't worry.
lf anything goes wrong l'll shoot.
Robby, shut up.
Papers, please .
Thank you .
My compliments. An e x cellent forgery.
The y're the real thing .
Mr. Particular.
Phone headquarters. We'll cordon off the area .
Ah , this messy tomato sa uce .
Ha ve the cleaning bill sent to Berlin .
The Fuhrer will gladly pa y.
You there , get out of the wa y.
We're going to party.
l'll join you .
Come on in . Nice and warm .
Oh , you're a hea vy one .
Everything is arranged .
We're here .
Sta y with us.
Come on , let's go inside .
All right, l will .
lt saddens me to see you among all these fascists. . .
. . . bunker-builders.
Oh , it's war.
And it's a nice party.
l heard you were abroad .
Bullshit.
l heard you were in London .
No , l'm right here . As you can see .
lt's a shame we're not fighting on the same side .
A shame .
A few years from now. . .
. . .the Germans and English will both be fighting the communists.
l doubt it.
We won't see it.
We won't make it through the war.
- l'll see if he's down there yet. - All right.
To London , old spy.
Are you spying for the Germans in London?
Will you bring back some nylons for me?
What a lo vely brooch !
The l ron Cross!
- How'd you earn that? - l blew up a Russian tank.
- Here , you earned it. - Piss off.
Spying is a lot riskier. . .
lt's mine .
Give it back, dammit!
- lt's not a to y! - l ron Cross, l ron Cross!
Gus!
lt's running like clockwork.
No . We're in trouble .
What trouble?
We've been betra yed , by Robby.
No . He's with me .
- He's coming . - Robby's working for them !
Jesus Christ.
- Where is he? - Up there with the others.
Wait for me .
Filthy bastard !
Sta y where you are ! Nobody mo ve !
- Run to the beach ! - You are surrounded !
lf you mo ve , we'll shoot!
Sta y where you are !
Don't mo ve !
We're opening fire !
Split up!
l deeply regret what has happened .
Mr. Van der Zanden?
Your Majesty?
We shall not repeat this.
Thank you very much for your efforts.
That'll ne ver get there .
So what?
Bread? Bread?
Hungry?
We're going .
We ha ve to go . Bye .
'Lo ve from Ale x.' Your mascot.
He'll get a bomb on his head tonight.
l'm not that much of a bloody fool .
Shut up.
He's waking the dead in their gra ves.
Open up.
We won't hear from him again .
Nuremberg . These Jerries are good shots.
The y're not drinking this Christmas.
- How much longer? - 1 5 seconds. Cheers.
Bomb doors open?
- Bomb doors open . - Christmas present ready?
- Count down . - 1 0, 9, 8, 7. . .
. . . 6, 5, 4, 3. . .
. . . 2 , 1 .
Bombs awa y.
And back home .
Her Majesty wants you . . .
. . . as her aide .
Long live the Queen !
No , thank you , Captain . This, l would prefer to do alone .
Couldn't you ha ve accidentally dropped a bomb on that palace?
Well?
lt's short.
lt'll grow again .
A present from our liberated compatriots.
Understandable .
l've no hard feelings.
l survived .
- You did too . - Yes, that's true .
Ex cept, you're a hero .
What will you do?
Work in the garden .
Clean up the mess.
Jack!
Good Lord , Eric!
Come in !
You look absolutely marvelous.
Medals! How did you get them?
Did some flying , dropped some bombs.
We scraped through .
Don't ask me how.
Would you like a drink?
l ha ve a nice wine for special occasions.
. . . universities closed . l took prelims behind closed doors.
Risky business. You had to take care .
We'll simply start where we left off five years ago .
Here you are .
What are your plans?
l don't know.
To the future .
Your health .