(bell rings)
- Don't forget, Buffetside High's homecoming dance is
this weekend, if you haven't asked someone,
better do it right now.
- Good idea, will you go with me?
- No, I don't even know you.
(laughter)
- Aw man, thanks a lot Sissy Spano.
(cheering)
- Are you going to the dance Screech?
- I'm no good at dancing, I got no left feet.
(laughter)
- Oh Screech.
- Why does everyone keep calling me Screech,
my name is Apple.
- It's because of your voice Screech.
(cheering)
- Ahhh, that's what you sound like.
- It is not.
- AHH, that's all I hear when you talk.
(laughter)
- Ahh.
- I bet you're going to the dance,
aren't you Zack-oris.
- Well only if a certain someone says yes.
Oh, there she is.
With him.
- Usually I like to wash my post workout protein shake
down with another protein shake,
it gives me the strength I need
to down a third protein shake.
- Hey Zack.
- Time out.
So I really, really, really want to ask Kelly Kapassion
to the dance but I have no clue how to do it.
The new guy, AC Graper is all over her.
Time in.
- How about you Kelly, has anyone asked you to
the homecoming dance yet?
- Not yet, but I'm hoping.
- Don't worry, I'm sure someone will ask you very soon.
- Good afternoon students, we're all behaving I assume.
- You know it Mr. Bellpepper.
- Oh Mr. Graper, could I have a word with you?
- Nice, maybe he got detention and can't go to the dance.
- Not quite, Mr. Bellpepper's letting me into
Kelly Kapassion's locker.
I'm gonna decorate it and ask her to homecoming.
Later, suckers.
- Aw man, why didn't I think of that?
Time out.
(farts)
Yeah I freeze time to fart sometimes,
so what, time in.
- Zack, you have to figure out a way to ask Kelly Kapassion
to the homecoming before she opens her locker.
- Yeah, otherwise she might go with AC Graper.
- Seriously dude, AHHH, that's all I heard.
- Whatever!
- Okay, okay, okay, let me think.
- Well, I'll see you guys.
I'm gonna go grab my algebra book from my locker.
- Wait, no.
- Huh?
But why not?
- Because, algebra class is cancelled.
- It is?
Cool, well I guess I'll go stash my algebra homework
in my locker.
- Wait, you can't do that because they reset all the locker
combinations.
- Well, to what?
- Um, to, zero, zero, zero.
- Oh, cool, so I can just use that combination.
- Smooth move Zack.
- Wait don't go open your locker.
- Why not?
- Because I put a live squirrel in there.
- Oh no, I should go let it out.
- No, it's a murderous squirrel!
- Oh my!
- Yeah, yep, that's it, it's a fanatical, crazy,
murderous squirrel.
- Oh dear, Mr Bellpepper, did you hear?
There are murderous squirrels in the school.
- There are?
This is the worst nightmare as a principal.
Evacuate!
Pull the fire alarm!
- Um, Mr. Bellpepper?
- Bar the doors, keep your distance from any
and all acorns!
I repeat, any and all acorns!
- But I'm an acorn.
- And you'll be the first to feel the squirrel's wrath.
- Ah!
- Mr. Bellpepper, stop.
- There's no squirrel.
- Haha, what did Screech just screech at me now?
- There's no squirrel Mr. Bellpepper.
It's a lie I told that spun out of control.
- Lie?
But why?
- Because, well I wanted to ask Kelly Kapassion
to homecoming before AC Graper did.
- I see.
Yeah, that makes no sense whatsoever.
- Is that true Zack?
You want to go to homecoming with me?
- Of course it's true.
- I'd love to go with you.
- Wahoo!
- Aw man, be strong AC, be strong.
Harness the strength of a dozen protein shakes.
- Alright, I'm going to homecoming with Kelly Kapassion.
- Are you now?
Cause it's going to be tough to attend the homecoming
dance while you're in detention.
- What?
- Well this is what you get for lying Zack.
Because of you, we just pulled like ten fire alarms
and called the police.
- I guess I see you're point.
- And you do well to remember it.
If you take someone to a dance just ask them,
you don't need to make up a lie about something ridiculous
like a--
- Crazy, fanatical, murderous squirrel?
- Exactly.
- No, crazy, fanatical, murderous squirrel!
(screams)
(burps)
- We can't see you Orange.
- How about now?
(laughs)
- Now we're seeing too much of you.
- Ah, Orange come on, we haven't got all day.