[MARIA gasps]
Stop flippin' out. It's just an airplane.
You really think they're in Miami?
[LUCIFER] Well, one of them is.
Asmodeus, the Mortal Sin of Lust.
Wow. You could tell all that?
[MARIA gasps]
I thought we'd wait, but okay. If you just have to look
at boobs on the plane, look at mine.
They're way more awesome than hers anyway.
[LUCIFER] Yeah, but your boobs don't have psychic powers.
[LEVI groans]
[LEVI] They don't look that special.
[LEVI grunts]
She has my blood flowing through her body.
Or rather, the blood I had when I was an angel.
[LUCIFER] I passed it on before it became corrupt.
We can use it to find the Mortal Sins.
[LEVI] Speaking of useful, we'd be in Miami already
if we used my powers to get there.
Yes, but I'd rather take my time and enjoy the human world.
How insensitive of me! I should've thought of that,
with this being our honeymoon and all!
[MARIA sighs]
[car engine runs]
[LEVI] Why does this car have to be so loud?
Did you find anything, Maria?
It looks like there's people who won't leave the beach
for some reason. It's all over the news.
[LUCIFER] Well, that sounds like a lead.
You can be quite helpful when you want to be!
How do you know it's a demon lord, though?
[LUCIFER] If people are acting strangely, it's likely
because Asmodeus is here collecting followers.
Once they're drawn in by her seduction,
their souls are forfeit and they go to Hell when they die.
[MARIA] That's awful.
[LUCIFER] I don't think they're deserving of your sympathy.
If a human is weak-willed,
they have no one to blame but themselves.
Anyway, if you don't like what she's doing, that's fine.
She is our enemy, and I need your help.
When you're done taking revenge, I can have my heart back, right?
[indistinct chatter]
[WOMAN A chuckles]
[MAN, WOMAN gasp]
[ASMO chuckles]
[excited chatter, cheers]
[ASMO giggles]
[WOMAN B] Look, it's Asmodeus!
[excited chatter]
Whoa. She is hot.
[WOMAN A groans]
My goodness. Everyone is staring at me
with lust in their eyes. Whatever shall I do?
[ASMO chuckles]
[MARIA] We're buying swimsuits?
[LEVI] What else are we gonna wear to the beach, stupid?
I bet Lucifer would take everyone's breath away
with this one! Oh, but wait...
That means I'd have to share her with a bunch of lame-ass humans.
Can't have that, right? But if she's wearing my swimsuit
that I picked out, that means she loves me best!
I picked this out for you, Maria.
Now try it on to make sure it fits.
[MARIA] Oh, no, thank you.
You wanna fight?
[MARIA sighs]
It's tight. And isn't this like a sports uniform?
[LUCIFER] Are you done yet?
[MARIA] I think I'll pass after all.
[LUCIFER] Not happening.
[LEVI] You're gonna poke someone's eye out
with those nobby nipples.
[MARIA] Ah...!
[LUCIFER] Let's get moving.
[excited chatter]
[ASMO laughs]
It's a nice start, but I still don't think you're horny enough.
Let the sand swallow you up!
Fall into the deepest depths of depravity!
Don't hold anything back.
If it feels this good, it can't possibly be bad! Hm!
[ASMO gasps]
[screams, chatter]
[WOMAN C] Whoa, is she crazy?
[indistinct chatter]
[LUCIFER] Well, you were easy enough to find.
Did you miss me, Asmodeus?
Just a bit. You did take off before we could have
any playtime. Have you come to kiss and make up?
[LUCIFER] I've come for revenge.
[ASMO] That's a good one! I'm glad to see
that literally having your ass kicked to Hell and back
hasn't spoiled your sense of humor.
No, but I'll save my laughs until after I've humiliated you.
I'm busy gathering followers. Stay out of my way.
We can play later.
[LUCIFER laughs]
These "followers" aren't nearly as loyal as you think they are.
Hm.
[excited chatter]
That wasn't so difficult.
Even Maria could turn that many heads.
[MARIA squeals]
[LEVI] Showing off your nipples again, you little perv?
It's not my fault!
[ASMO chuckles]
[MARIA whimpers]
C'mon, that's amateur stuff. I was just getting warmed up.
[yells and cheers]
[ASMO] Young or old, male or female,
everyone's gaze is drawn to me,
their lewd thoughts wrapping around every inch of my body.
Beat that!
There's more to the art of seduction
than just showing off your tits.
How 'bout the art of kicking your ass?
C'mon, guys, it's time to go!
Why is this happening to me?
[LEVI giggles]
Did you forget that I can control water?
The beach is my home turf!
If you wanna flee in terror, now's your last chance.
Well, that's no good at all.
This isn't a place for fighting; it's a place for love.
A place where people are going to be making love, too.
[ASMO groans]
I can't have you ruining the mood!
You will not be crashing my orgy with a bunch of icky snails!
Ah! I can't hold it back any longer--here it comes!
[ASMO moans]
[ASMO] Pheromone Wind!
[ASMO chuckles]
[ASMO] Maybe I overdid it a bit.
[LEVI] How dare you do that to my Snaiba?!
[LEVI] Let me handle this, please!
Even with the ocean here, she still has the advantage.
She's drawing power from all the humans lusting after her.
[LEVI] Then what are we supposed to do?
[LUCIFER] Just follow my lead.
[LEVI] Okay! If anyone can win, it's you!
Thanks, but we're retreating.
[LEVI] Hold on. What?
[LUCIFER] C'mon, Maria, let's go.
[LEVI] Ahh! No fair! I wanna be carried in your arms too!
"Maria"?
[LUCIFER] This is where you saw the vision of Asmodeus?
And she was gathering followers?
[MARIA] Yeah, that's what it seemed like.
[LEVI] Let me take revenge! I promise I won't lose!
No way.
[LEVI groans] I hate this!
[LUCIFER] By the way, what the hell are you wearing?
[LEVI] I'm a mermaid! It's adorable!
Aw, I thought you'd like it for sure.
[indistinct chatter]
I can feel her magic; it's all over the place!
Better prepare yourself.
[chatter]
There she is! It's about time!
Asmodeus!
[chatter continues]
[LUCIFER] Just watch for now.
[chatter continues]
[ASMO laughs]
You guys are so naughty, aren't you?
But that's okay--it's cute.
Give yourselves up to me! Let it all out!
Huh. She's gathering followers day and night.
I have to admire her work ethic. What's with that face, Maria?
[MARIA] I-- Uh-- This is a bit much
for my poor virgin eyes, that's all.
[LUCIFER] Hm. So that's how the Demon Lord of Lust does it.
[ASMO moans]
[ASMO] You're so good. You're all so good.
But I need much more of you!
I want to feel you all inside me!
[ASMO moans]
Whatever! I can do that.
Great. This again.
That's some outfit you've got there.
But in case you didn't notice, this isn't a children's party.
[AUDIENCE] Whoahhh!
[ASMO] Is that a band-aid?
Don't make fun of my panties, you creep!
Just watch--when Lucifer sees my pole dance, she'll go nuts!
--[LEVI groans] --[audience chatter]
[ASMO laughs]
It's harder than it looks, huh?
I-I'm just getting warmed up!
[LUCIFER sighs]
This is just sad.
You won't win anyone's hearts with those moves.
[audience chatter]
[ASMO] Like this! You really have to feel it, see?
I'm feeling it fine, thank you!
Good. Watch me closer. Let your desires run free!
Just shut up! I'm not listening to you!
[ASMO laughs]
[LEVI gasps] What's happening?
I feel all hot and tingly inside.
How is she doing this to me?
[ASMO] Don't be embarrassed. Desire doesn't lie.
Listen to your body. Let your lust be your guide.
[LEVI] No! You're twisting my feelings!
Lucifer is the only one I want!
Please, just look at me.
Lucifer. I'm doing this all for you!
Are you okay?
[MAN E] That looked bad...
[ASMO laughs] I see why Lucifer likes you.
[LUCIFER] Don't you dare lay a finger on her.
Maria won't give in to your power,
no matter how much you try. She's far too pure.
Well, that is a real pity.
Time to go.
[MARIA] Uh... Right.
[ASMO] Hm.
[LEVI] Ah! Lucifer!
[LUCIFER sighs]
That bitch really needs to pull it together.
It looks like there's a storm heading our way.
We never had anything for dinner, did we?
I've never had a Cuban sandwich. Why don't you go get one for me?
[MARIA] Uh-- Right now?
Uh-huh. I'd hurry if I were you.
[MARIA gasps]
[ASMO] Why, hello!
[MARIA] Oh. Uh, hello.
Lucifer's in the hotel room right now.
I couldn't care less about her.
You're the only one I'm interested in.
[MARIA] Please, let me go back. This is weird.
[ASMO] You've been drawing me in ever since
I first laid eyes on you at the beach.
Which I think is rather unusual,
because you don't seem interested in me one bit.
That goes for my pole dancing as well.
I wonder what I could be doing wrong...
I wouldn't take it too personally.
[ASMO] Actually, I think I know what it is.
You're a virgin, aren't you?
[MARIA gasps]
Wha... How did you...? Uh... I mean, that...
That's none of your business. And what does it matter?
Oh, my gosh, that's so cute.
It's actually pretty rare these days, y'know.
Let's change the subject. I'm, uh... uncomfortable.
[ASMO chuckles] Let me help loosen you up a bit.
[MARIA] Could you loosen these ties instead?
[ASMO] Everyone's scared their first time,
but as you humans say, "Once you pop, the fun don't stop."
--[ASMO] Ahh... --[MARIA gasps]
[ASMO] Well? Does that feel good?
Hmm?
[MARIA] No way! I hate it!
[ASMO giggles]
Ahh! You are so cute!
I can't help it. I go crazy when a girl gets shy!
There's only one first time,
so you have to savor every little moan.
[MARIA gasps]
[ASMO] That's good. You hold out as long as you can.
We don't want this to be over too soon, after all.
[MARIA shudders]
[ASMO gasps]
You're too perfect!
You keep fighting, but I can feel your inhibitions crumbling.
And soon enough, you'll give in to lust just like everyone else.
Slut.
[MARIA shudders]
[ASMO] How about here?
[MARIA squeals]
Aha, that hit the spot.
[MARIA gasps] No!
[MARIA pants]
[MARIA] I can't take this.
Don't worry; I'll take good care of you.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
All humans are burdened with the sin of lust, you know.
Fighting me is like fighting your own nature.
It's time to submit.
That's not true.
[ASMO] You want to feel good, don't you?
That's only natural.
[MARIA squeals, pants]
Tell me. What do you want me to do?
Stop it!
Let me go. I've had enough. It's too much.
Slow down. Be honest with yourself.
Tell me what you really want.
[sound of glass breaking]
Playtime's over.
You're a bit late, I'm afraid.
That pretty little toy of yours belongs to me now.
Though I suppose you could stick around and watch if you like.
Don't get ahead of yourself.
[ASMO] I see.
It would seem I can't snatch her away so easily after all.
[LUCIFER] That's the idea. I've taken a real liking to her.
In other words, if you really want Maria that badly,
you'll have to fight me for her.
[ASMO] Hm. I bet you think you're so clever
for setting this up. But I'll play your game,
because I am not letting her go. Understand?
That's all you've got?
[LUCIFER grunts]
[LUCIFER gasps]
You like it? I thought a little aromatherapy might
improve your mood. This is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
[LUCIFER shudders]
[LUCIFER moans]
[ASMO] I like you much better this way. Though to be frank,
I would have preferred an uncorrupted angel to play with.
[LUCIFER squeals]
Wow, that is quite the response.
All that squirming and moaning from just a little foot massage?
[LUCIFER moans]
[ASMO] I must be really good at my job!
How about I touch a more sensitive spot next?
[LUCIFER] What did you... do to me?
Like I said, this is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Its power has taken hold of every inch of your body.
Watch this. I'll make you scream.
[LUCIFER squeals]
We're finally having some fun, aren't we?
Although I must admit, I still prefer Maria.
There's nothing like your first time.
On the other hand, it's nice to break through
that tough exterior of yours. I wonder...
What would make you really lose it?
--[ASMO exhales] --[LUCIFER squeals]
Hm. What kind of freak gets off
to a demon blowing on their armpits?
Though actually, there's no difference
between humans and demons.
That is to say, deep down, they're all freaks
who can only be saved by my power of love.
That goes for Leviathan as well, of course.
[LEVI moans]
[LUCIFER] You can't save shit with your disgusting corruption.
Really?
[LUCIFER] That's right. All you have to offer is base desire.
[LUCIFER gasps] Don't dress it up with your flowery words
just so you can pretend to be some goddess of love.
Lust is lust! Sex is sex!
And what's wrong with that, may I ask?
[LUCIFER squeals]
[LUCIFER] Not a damned thing.
If you ask me, there's no sin in sex at all.
It's almost cute that you think there is.
What? But I...
[LUCIFER gasps, pants]
You can get off to whatever weird shit you want!
And people can have all the sex they want--
that's their business!
[LUCIFER gasps]
Teach it! Preach it! That's no sin at all!
What's happening? My power... It's useless.
I have her right where I want her, but I feel so defeated.
Why is she so beautiful?
Seeing her like this makes me so ashamed of myself.
I don't want to watch. But I can't look away.
[LUCIFER moans]
[ASMO gasps] Even for the Demon Lord of Lust,
this is one hell of a turn-on!
[ASMO gasps] Why is this turning me on so much?
Why is she so perfect?
I can't-- I can't hold it back any longer!
Aahh! So good...!
Heh. Do your worst, but my pride won't allow me
to admit defeat so easily.
[BELIAL] Huh? It seems one of the Seven Commandments
was dispelled. That means Asmodeus has fallen.
You want to challenge me, Lucifer? Very well.
[ASMO] I underestimated your worth.
If you wish to take my throne, then please, do as you like.
[LUCIFER] I don't need it. And to be perfectly honest,
I don't even want it.
But I do have a favor to ask. Tell Belial
that her Commandments are powerless before me.
Hm. Sure thing. I did lose, after all.
So I won't stand in your way anymore.
But you've got a long road ahead of you.
[LUCIFER] Looks like everything is back to normal.
Asmodeus' magic has been dispelled.
[MARIA] She made the Demon Lord of Lust lust after her.
That's kind of wrong, but at least she saved everyone.
What's up? Are you mad that I used you
as bait to lure Asmodeus?
[MARIA gasps] Wait, you're telling me you used me as bait?
[LEVI] Lucifer!
[LEVI giggles]
Let me put some suntan lotion on your back!
Don't you dare. You're just gonna screw it up.
[MARIA] I don't know what to think anymore.
Is it wrong to believe in her? To believe in a demon?
[LUCIFER] Shut up! Shut up! I don't care!