女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
欢迎来到美国畸形博物馆的 welcome to the American Morbidity Museum's
发现之夜 Night of Discovery.
是你们无尽的好奇 It is your insatiable curiosity,
无法满足的求知欲 your unquenchable quest for knowledge,
和慷慨的捐赠 and of course your generous donations
让这个夜晚得以实现 that have made this evening possible.
感谢大家 All of you.
但我想特别感谢一个人 But I want to acknowledge one person in particular
没有他 我们今晚都不会在这里 without whom none of us would be here tonight.
詹姆斯·马顿先生 Mr. James Martone.
马顿先生... Mr. Martone...
你真有那么一秒以为她要叫你的名字吗 Did you think for a split second she was gonna call your name?
有何不可 Why not?
她应该感谢我 I certainly deserve it.
没有我 哪里来的这场展览 Without me, there wouldn't be a gala exhibition.
可是你和我 我们在黑暗中跋涉 But you and I, we toil in the dark,
不被承认 不被欣赏 unrecognized, unappreciated.
但拿钱多 But well paid.
为大家呈上 By presenting an exhibit
精致的畸形人展览 of exquisite human anomalies.
我们称之为 We call it
"现代畸形" "modern mutations."
海豹肢症 Phocomelia.
通俗地说 In layman's terms,
就是纹身海豹人 the illustrated seal boy.
听起来很不错 That's a real nice fantasy,
但你要去哪里弄水箱 but where are you gonna get the tanks?
我已经跟威奇塔一家破产的水族馆联系好了 I already got one lined up from a bankrupt aquarium in Wichita.
我还租了镇外的一个谷仓 I put a deposit on a barn outside of town,
我们可以先把尸体和水箱放在那儿 so we'll store the bodies and the tanks until the time comes.
但我跟你说过了 我不会参与杀人 But I told you, I'm not gonna be involved with murder.
不用担心 意外时有发生 Oh, no, no. Accidents happen all the time.
常有人逃离马戏团 不是吗 People run away from the circus, right?
没人会问起 No questions asked.
重点在于怎么防腐 The key is preserving the specimens,
让尸体保持原样 keeping up appearances.
你要把这些畸形人变成美丽的尸体 So these freaks are gonna be beautiful corpses?
怎么做 How?
下毒 闷死 还是淹死 Poison? Suffocation? Drowning?
这些主意都不错 Yeah. All great ideas.
所以我得钩住艾莎 That's why I got to keep Elsa on the hook.
我得有足够的时间和机会去实现我的计划 I have to have access and the time to finesse it.
我需要你做里应 And I need you on the inside to help me.
怎么了 下不了手吗 What's the matter, you going soft?
才不是 No.
你得小心一点 亲爱的 You need to put a little lead in your loafers, cupcake.
比畸形人更让朱庇特讨厌的 就是同性恋 The only thing people in Jupiter hate more than freaks are poofs.
把杂志扔掉 斯坦利 Get rid of the magazines, Stanley.
行了 Done.
那你是同意喽 Does that mean you're in?
是的 I'm in.
但鉴于我要和他们住一起 But since I have to live with them,
分红多算我5% I want an additional five percent.
这才像话 That's my girl.
眼睛永远盯着钱 Always eyes on the prize.
艾莎小姐的奇珍异品收藏 Fraulein Elsa's Cabinet of Curiosities
本字幕由人人影视字幕组翻译 禁止用于任何商业盈利行为
要倒大霉了 is about to have a terrible run of bad luck.
翻译 磨旧的时光 丽丽芙 萨萨 半罐酸奶 肉松富士 草草
翻译 爵士年代蓬蓬裙 时间轴 宝宝 全家筒 小式 仓鼠
后期 饿得慌 校对 草草 总监 草草
美国恐怖故事 畸形秀
第四季 第五集
朵拉 Dora!
已经7点15了 It's quarter past 7:00!
咖啡怎么还没煮好 I don't hear the percolator on.
丹迪 Dandy!
母亲 Mother!
-丹迪 -母亲 - Dandy! - Mother!
母亲 Mother!
有人闯进了我们家杀害了朵拉 Someone's broken into our home and murdered Dora.
天哪 丹迪 你都做了些什么 Oh, God, Dandy, what have you done?! Oh, God!
-很抱歉 -她对你就像母亲一样 - I'm sorry! - She's a mother!
她对我恶言相向 She was saying awful things to me!
你总是这样 Just like everything else in your life,
-最后让我替你收拾残局 -我会帮忙的 - I'm the one who has to clean it up. - I'll help!
我们可以在后院菜园旁挖一个坑 We can dig a hole in the backyard by the potagerie.
去你房间里待着 Go to your room and stay there!
我今天都不想再看见你 And I don't want to see your face for the rest of the day!
马尔斯小姐 Miss Mars?
你迟到了 斯宾瑟先生 You are late, Mr. Spencer.
请接受我最诚挚的歉意 My sincere apologies.
我在帐篷间迷路了 I was lost in the maze of tents.
这地方太神奇了 What an extraordinary place, a marvel.
而 And...
最神奇的是你 the most marvelous is you here
本人 in the flesh.
今晚座无虚席 It's a full house tonight, you know.
杜松子酒 Schnapps?
麻烦你有话直说 And please, get to the point.
没有明星 演出无法进行 The show can't go on without its star.
如你所知 我是来自梦想之国 As you know, I'm here from the land of dreams--
加州 好莱坞 Hollywood, California.
你是哪家公司的 And who do you work for?
米高梅吗 Is it MGM?
不是 No.
雷电华 RKO?
我效力于最大的广播电视网 I work for the biggest network in television,
全球广播网络公司 WBN-- the Worldwide Broadcasting Network.
我相信 你这样见过世面的女人一定知道 As I'm sure you're aware, being a woman of the world,
电视是新时尚 TV is the new thing.
我宁愿下油锅 也不愿意上电视 I would rather be boiled in oil than... be on television.
要知道 本国超过四成的人口 You know, over 40% of this country's population
都拥有电视机 马尔斯小姐 owns a television set, Miss Mars.
电视才是未来 TV is the future.
把银幕上的美貌和魅力 Squeezing the beauty and glamour of the silver screen
都挤在一个小黑白盒子里 into that little black and white box--
这就是未来吗 斯宾瑟先生 this is the future, Mr. Spencer?
这可真令人失望 I find it very depressing.
马尔斯小姐 想象一下 But, Miss Mars, imagine yourself
每天固定时段 你都会出现在全国的客厅里 in everyone's living room at the exact same moment.
全美上下都会听你歌唱并为之陶醉 Everyone in America listening to you sing and entertain them.
你的大名会传遍大街小巷 Your name on the tip of everyone's tongue.
我的名字和什么速溶咖啡 My name alongside some of type of,
或洗发水摆在一起吗 instant coffee or shampoo?
才不要 No.
我可以肯定的是 I know for a fact
电影是绝不会被你们的电视所取代的 motion pictures will never be replaced by your TV, no.
电影 Motion pictures
表达我们的灵魂 are the expression of our souls,
愿望和幻想 our inner dreams and fantasies.
你是说 So let me get this straight.
你宁愿在破帐篷里为农夫和管道工表演 You'd rather perform in front of a tent full of rednecks
也不愿意主演《艾莎·马尔斯秀》吗 and forego indoor plumbing than star in The Elsa Mars Hour.
我永远不会去参与我眼中的 I would never participate in what I consider to be
艺术和文明的灭亡 the death... of art and civilization.
人各有所求 Not everyone wants the same thing.
我很期待观看你的表演 I look forward to seeing your act.
我一定会为之倾倒 I'm sure it's gonna slay me.
没错 朋友们 That's right, folks.
我有记忆以来 For as long as I can remember,
就一直被称为龙虾男孩 I've been known as Lobster Boy.
被称为龙虾男孩 Known as Lobster Boy.
我有记忆以来 就一直被称为龙虾男孩 For as long as I can remember, I've been known as Lobster Boy--
海中之神的儿子 Son of Neptune, God of the Sea.
但我的钳子并没有拖我的后腿 But my pincers don't hold me back.
请看我的杂耍表演 Watch me juggle.
你还在排练吗 You still rehearse?
是的 Yeah.
都这么多年了 我还是会怯场 After all these years, I still get stage fright.
我都不记得我们有满场的时候 We haven't had a full house in as long as I can remember.
都是你的功劳 Well, that's because of you.
你是本地英雄 You're a local hero.
现在 我紧张得想吐 Right now, I want to throw up.
我可以帮你转移注意力 I can take your mind off it.
让我帮你看下手相 Let me read your palm.
我可以读出你的未来 I'll tell you your future.
不了 谢谢 No, thanks.
你知道我怎么想吗 Do you want to know what I think?
你害怕我会说出什么 所以不敢让我看 You're scared of what I might say, so you're chickening out.
来吧 让我看看你的手 傻瓜 Come on, give me your hand, stupid.
这有什么的 You got nothing to lose.
这里有个影子 There's a shadow here.
一个男人的影子 A shadow of a man.
他就要来了 He's coming soon.
他会对你说一些话 做出承诺 He'll tell you things, make you promises.
他是个骗子 He's a liar.
离他远一点 Stay away from him.
从我手中能看到这么多吗 You see all that in my hand?
你得离开 You need to leave
越快越好 往北走 as soon as possible; go north.
也许去纽约 Maybe New York.
纽约市 Big Apple, huh?
现在就离开 Go now.
你为什么不走 What's stopping you?
你那么聪明 又帅气 You're smart, you're good-looking.
你想做什么都可以 You could do anything you want.
看来除了那个 Anything except that, I guess.
你的前途一片光明 Your future's bright.
只是里面没有我的份 I'm just not in it.
把这话留给客人吧 Save it for the paying customers.
我居然会觉得自己跟你有戏 真傻透了 I was an idiot to think I had a chance with a girl like you.
有人看见戴尔了吗 Anybody seen Dell?
保留座位 贵宾
今晚满座 Full house,
这招呼客人的居然敢玩失踪 and the damn barker's nowhere to be found.
我去找他 I'll look for him.
不行 你得让小头人准备开场 No, I need you to get the Pinheads ready for the opener.
吉米你去吧 Jimmy, you go.
这挨千刀的混账 肯定是醉倒在篷车里呢 No good son of a bitch probably passed out drunk in his caravan.
谢谢 我的朋友 Thank you, my good man.
戴尔 开门 Dell, open up!
开门 戴尔 没空让你胡闹 Come on, Dell! We don't have time for your shit!
快点 Let's go!
开门 Open up!
他不在 吉米 He ain't here, Jimmy.
他去哪了 什么时候回来 Well, where is he? When's he coming back?
天知道 Who the hell knows?
该死的 Shit.
赶紧收拾好了上台了 Come on, get your stuff.
我没心情 吉米 I ain't in the mood, Jimmy.
就因为那混蛋吗 On account of that asshole?
我知道你们都觉得他不过是个恶霸 暴徒 Look, I know you all think he ain't nothing but a bully and a thug,
但你们不如我了解他 but you don't know him like I do.
是啊 他是个正直的好市民 Yeah, he's a regular Boy Scout.
我不是想要替他道歉 I ain't trying to make no apologies for him.
只是说 我们有过快乐的日子 It's just, we had a good life for a while.
我一直都是个畸形人 I'd always been a freak,
但他让我为自己而骄傲 but he made me proud of who I was.
他带我出去表演的时候 'Cause when he'd trot me out there,
我们是最佳组合 we were a team.
我一脱下斗篷 就会博得满场的喝彩 I'd drop my cloak, and the crowd would gasp.
我从未觉得生活如此鲜活 Oh, and I never felt more alive in my life.
现在只剩一片麻木 Now all I feel is nothing.
空虚 Empty.
也许他不想再当我的搭档了 Maybe he don't want to be on my team anymore.
你还在这儿干嘛 What are you still doing here?
整个镇子的人都来看你了 The whole town's come out to see you.
赶紧去吧 Go on, now.
我什么也没干 I didn't do anything.
你知道谁真勇敢吗 You want to know who was brave?
米普 Meep.
有时生活有如绝望深渊 Sometimes life is just a bleak pool of despair,
你也无能为力 and there ain't nothing you can do about it.
你又知道些什么 What do you know about it?
你杀过人吗 You ever kill somebody?
我让我的骄傲和愤怒冲昏了头脑 I let my pride and my anger get the best of me.
现在米普因我而死 And now Meep's dead because of me.
如今我再无法把这事抹去 And there ain't nothing I can do to ever wipe that off my slate.
我真希望能重头再来 I wish I could take it back.
我不是故意的 I didn't mean it.
我很抱歉 米普 I'm sorry, Meep.
死的本该是我 It should have been me.
别哭了 Oh... oh, hush, now.
死的本该是我 It should have been me.
抱歉我没能保护你 I wasn't there to protect you.
来 听我说 Come on, come on, come on.
你是个好人 吉米 You're one of the good guys, Jimmy. Huh?
你是个好人 You're good.
不行... Uh, no...
让我重新感受激情吧 吉米 Make me feel something, Jimmy.
我想再次感受那种激情 I want to feel... something again.
停下 停下 停下 Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
停下 停下 停下 Stop, stop, stop!
糟了 Shit!
救命 Help!
救命 她需要医生 Help me! She needs a doctor!
天呐 她在大出血 Oh, my God, she's bleeding.
好多血 好多血 Blood! Blood! Blood!
我们需要一辆车 We need a car.
我得把她送到医院去 I got to get her to a hospital!
你们赶紧各就位去 All of you, in your places now!
戴尔哪去了 Where's Dell?
他不见了 He's not here.
赶紧给我上台去 Go and get up on that stage.
大伙儿都是来看你的 Folks are here to see ya.
这事我来处理 I'll handle this.
女士们先生们 掌声送给肖蒂和佩珀 Salty and Pepper, ladies and gents!
接下来 And now...
有请巨星登台 for the grand lady herself...
掌声欢迎艾莎·马尔斯小姐 welcome to the stage Fraulein Elsa Mars!
*在灰发女孩看来* *It's a god-awful small affair*
*这不过是件小事* *To the girl with the mousy hair*
*可她妈妈却不许* *But her mommy is yelling, "No!"*
*爸爸也对她不理不睬* *And her daddy has told her to go*
*朋友也不见踪影* *But her friend is nowhere to be seen*
*如今她梦想已经沉沦* *Now she walks through her sunken dream*
*她坐在最好的座位上* *To the seat with the clearest view*
*被大银幕迷住了* *And she's hooked to the silver screen*
*可故事却无聊得很* *But the film is a saddening bore*
*因为这故事她已经历过无数次* *For she's lived it ten times or more*
*她可以唾弃那些蠢货* *She could spit in the eyes of fools*
*他们居然叫她看* *As they ask her to focus on*
有人吗 Knock, knock.
你想见我 You wanted to see me?
是啊 Yeah.
再跟我说说 Tell me more about this...
那电视的事 television.
怎么 What?
你还突然害羞起来了 All of a sudden now you're modest?
我从来没看过医生 Well, I ain't never been to no doctor before.
快躺在桌子上 Just get up on the table.
准备好了吗 You ready for me?
是的 她准备好了 Yeah, uh, she's ready.
等等 Wait. Wait.
你要走了吗 You're leaving?
不 你要是想的话我可以留下来 No. I can stay if you like.
阴道出血 你月事正常吗 Vaginal bleeding. Do you have regular menses?
每个月都会出血吗 Do you bleed once a month?
每月一次 当然没有 Once a month? Oh, God, no.
一年来个几次吧 Maybe a couple times a year.
但这不是那个 But this isn't that.
今晚我在跟吉米厮混 Tonight I was fooling around with Jimmy.
龙虾男孩 Lobster Boy.
我觉得他给我捅了个洞 I think he pierced a hole right through me.
咱们看看吧 好吗 Let's take a look, shall we?
没事的 It's okay.
他要检查一下 He's gonna take a look.
躺下吧 Lie down.
给你检查一下 Gonna take a look at you.
腹部尽量放松 Just try to relax your belly.
你是在哪出生的 Where were you born?
费城 Philadelphia.
助产士拍着我的屁股说 The midwife smacked me on my ass and said,
"恭喜你玛丽 生了个大胖小子" "Congratulations, Mary, you finally got you a boy."
我妈妈乐坏了 My mother was over the moon.
她给我起名叫德里克 那是她父亲的名字 She named me Derek, after her father,
他是个棒球运动员 who was a baseball player.
还想着我说不定能跟随他的脚步 Thought maybe I'd follow in his footsteps.
但我12岁时 一切都变了 But that all changed when I turned 12
我长出了三个乳房 and started growing these.
好了 大夫 Okay, Doc.
直说吧 Don't sugarcoat it.
助产士搞错了 Well, the midwife was wrong.
你不是男孩 从来都不是 You're not a boy; you never were.
你可能是睾酮过量 You probably have an excess of testosterone.
迷惑了你的身体 Your body got confused
分泌出过多的雌激素以平衡睾酮 and produced more estrogen to compensate,
从而使你长出了第三只乳房 which may account for your accessory breast.
那我的丁丁是怎么回事 What about my ding-a-ling?
那不是阴茎 Um, that is not a penis.
那只是增大的阴蒂 That is an enlarged clitoris,
要是你感到困扰 我可以通过手术把它缩小 which I can surgically reduce if it bothers you.
但是无论是从生理上 But either way, physically
还是基因上来看 你都是个百分百的女人 and genetically, you are 100% woman.
至于你的出血 Now, the bleeding that you experienced,
是流产所致 that was a miscarriage,
我很遗憾地告诉你已经快三个月了 and I'm sorry to say that that was about 12 weeks.
虽然没有受到伤害的迹象 Now, there was no sign of injury,
但是孩子是保不住了 but the baby was just not viable.
孩子 The baby?
要是你再等几个月 If you wait a few months,
你和你丈夫可以再试一试 you and your husband can try again.
但是我必须说清楚 But now I must be blunt.
你这年纪不该等太久 At your age, I wouldn't wait too long.
我能跟戴尔生个孩子 I could have a baby with Dell.
一定要挖得深点 先生们 Make sure it's extra deep, gentlemen.
到了春天我可要种很多水仙球呢 I'm planting a whole slew of Narcissus bulbs for spring.
跟西伯利亚鸢尾种在一起可好看了 They're divine when arranged with Siberian Iris.
歌莉娅小姐 种水仙只要18英寸就好了 Miss Gloria, you only need 18 inches for Narcissus.
我们都挖了12英尺了 We're already at 12 feet.
那是从荷兰进口的特殊球茎 They are special bulbs from Holland.
别质疑我 Please do not question me.
尸体会在下面慢慢腐烂 The body will decompose down there
为这些花提供养分 and give life to these flowers.
到了春天 In spring,
我们能看着一片五彩的花园 然后说 we will look down at the blanket of color and say,
她没有白死 "She did not die in vain."
抱歉我杀了朵拉 母亲 I'm sorry I killed Dora, Mother.
我真不想这样给你添麻烦 I hate to have put you out like this.
你和你父亲有一样的毛病 You have the sickness like your father had before you.
他选择了唯一抑制疾病的办法 He stifled it the only way he could.
这些心理疾病 These mental perversions
是伴随富贵荣华的苦难 are an affliction of the extremely affluent.
为守住金钱表亲联姻 Cousins marry cousins to protect the money,
好保全地产 to keep the estates whole.
近亲繁衍 Inbreeding,
注定会使家族出现精神病患 becomes a right of passage to have a psychotic or two in the line.
开膛手杰克就是温莎王室 天啊 Jack the Ripper was a Windsor, for God's sake.
我想当演员 母亲 I wanted to be an actor, Mother.
你如果成全我 就不会发生这种事 None of this would've happened if you had let me.
我需要表现自己 I need to express myself.
求你了 母亲 我... Please, Mother, I...
我不想和父亲一个下场 I don't want to end up like Daddy.
吊死在一棵鸡爪槭上 Swinging lifeless on a Japanese maple.
我不希望你这样 I won't have that for you.
但如今是1952年 But it's 1952.
你不能就这么上街随便挑个流浪汉杀掉 You can't just go around picking up vagrants and killing them.
会有人找他们 People are missed.
我会想到办法的 I'll figure something out.
不不 我的小可爱 No, no, no, Ma Petite.
糊了一点 There's a smudge.
我必须完美 I have to be perfect.
我得给我的新电视节目拍宣传照 I have to take publicity photos for my new TV show.
我必须美得梦幻 I have to be a fantasy.
是 艾莎小姐 Yes, Miss Elsa.
令人震惊 Astonishing.
可不是吗 Isn't it just?
这一个看上去没有另一个新鲜 Now, this one seems less pristine than the other.
那是因为她是先走的 That's because she went first.
这不影响价格吧 Uh, that won't affect the price, will it?
问一下 她们怎么... May I ask, how did they...
死的 expire?
你会信吗 Would you believe it?
没精神的这个得了感冒 The droopy one caught a cold.
瞧啊 Ta-da.
粉色纸杯蛋糕 Pink cupcakes!
如此款待我们 What a treat.
我觉得我们得好好庆祝你们的未来 Well, I thought we needed something to celebrate your future.
《塔特勒双胞胎秀》肯定会大红大紫 The Tattler Twins Hour is gonna be a smash hit.
尝一个 Try one.
是你烤的吗 Did you bake them?
多特 吃蛋糕 Dot, cupcake.
整个秀都是我俩吗 The whole hour would be us?
我们怎么可能学那么多歌 How would we ever learn enough songs?
你们会迎来其它嘉宾 Well, you'd welcome other guests.
歌手 电视明星
佩里·科莫 Uh, Perry Como.
女歌手 电视明星 目测是白人
黛娜·肖尔 Dinah Shore.
我很崇拜黛娜·肖尔 Oh, I adore Dinah Shore.
我们以前不能放她的唱片 We were never allowed to play her records.
母亲说她是混血黑人 Mother said she was high yellow.
你个小吃货活该 Serves you right for being such a glutton.
刚开始抽鼻子 Started out as the sniffles.
后来愈发严重 Turned into something much worse.
肺炎 医生是这么说的 Pneumonia, I think the doctor said.
真惨 How tragic.
是吧 Yeah, right?
愿她们安息 Bless their hearts.
看起来无害的小感冒居然有如此杀伤力 Amazing how something so seemingly innocuous can cause such damage.
天啊 Oh, God.
我感受不到她了 Oh, I can't hear her.
好疼 Oh, it hurts.
求求你 带我们去医院 Please, you have to get us to a hospital.
天啊 Oh, my God. Oh...
天啊 好疼 Oh, my God, it hurts.
求求你 求求你 Please, please, please, please.
多特 Dot.
吃纸杯蛋糕 Cupcake.
我不想吃纸杯蛋糕 I don't want a cupcake.
贝特 快醒醒 Bette, wake up!
快醒醒 我求求你 Wake up, please, I beg of you.
求你帮帮我 Please help me.
求你了 Please.
你应该吃蛋糕的 You should've had a cupcake.
味道很销魂哦 They're to die for.
-是你烤的吗 -我亲手烤的 - Did you bake them? - With my own two hands.
不吃纸杯蛋糕 No cupcakes.
如果要当电视明星 We have to watch our figure
我们得好好保持身材 if we're gonna be television personalities.
没错 Right.
我本注定要成为有史以来最伟大的演员 I was destined to be the greatest actor of all time.
蒙迪·克利夫特 如果是我演了《郎心似铁》 Monty Clift? If I had been in A Place in the Sun,
好莱坞著名双性恋演员
该片导演
乔治·史蒂文斯就会让我 George Stevens would have had me do
一丝不挂地拍摄走向电椅的镜头 the walk to the electric chair shirtless.
我邮购了一套查尔斯·阿特拉斯的健身教程 I mailed away for one of those Charles Atlas exercise routines
著名健美教练
我是在《超人》漫画的背后看见的广告 they advertise in the back of the Superman comics.
我还时常对着镜子练习表情 And I practiced acting faces in front of the mirror--
悲伤 快乐 忧郁 sad, happy, moody.
-但母亲不让我表演 -我恨她 - But mother wouldn't let me. - I hate her!
可她阻挡不了我这颗金子发光 But she can't keep my greatness in the slips.
一扇门关上了 另一扇会打开 One door closes, another opens.
我的身子象征了美国 And this body is America,
强壮 勇武 充满无限的潜力 strong, violent and full of limitless potential.
他们挣扎时 我的胳膊能把他们按住 My arms will hold them down when they struggle.
他们想逃走时 我的腿能追上他们 My legs will run them down when they flee.
我将成为美国的凶杀之神 I will be the U.S. Steel of Murder.
我身体里的心无法爱 My body holds a heart that cannot love.
朵拉死的时候 直直地看着我的眼睛 When Dora died, she looked right into my eyes,
我毫无所动 and I felt nothing.
小丑的出现就是为了给我指明方向 The clown was put on earth to show me the way.
为我展示杀人的魅力 To introduce me to the sweet language of murder.
但我不是小丑 But I am no clown.
我是完美 I am perfection.
我是伟大 I am greatness.
我就是未来 而未来将在今晚开启 I am the future, and the future starts tonight.
通缉
-小心点 -对不起 - Watch it! - Pardon me.
两杯亚历山大白兰地 Two Brandy Alexanders.
让我瞧瞧 Let me see.
你在这种地方真是浪费才华 Ah, it's a goddamn waste you being here.
你画的这些都能进 Your stuff should be in one of them hot shit
-德劳代尔的高档画廊 -真的吗 - Fort Lauderdale galleries. - Yeah?
没错 Yeah.
前两天有个洛杉矶的人来这儿 Hey, you know, some guy was in here the other day from Los Angeles,
说他们那儿有个大码头 and he said they have this big pier
直伸进海里 人们就在那儿 right out over the ocean and there are guys there
为游客画漫画 两块钱一幅 doing caricatures for the tourists for two bucks a pop.
我跟你说吧 西部现在是遍地黄金 I'm telling you, the west is where it's all happening now.
你觉得我能行吗 You think I'm good enough to do that?
他说他要带你去了吗 Did he tell you he was gonna take you there?
他是在撒谎 'Cause he's lying, you know.
不过是个推销员 Just a hound dog salesman
想在出差的途中来一炮 trying to get his rocks off when he's away on business.
你干吗占有欲这么强 Why-why are you getting all possessive?
我也得工作 对吧 I got to work, right?
你和我不只是交易 'Cause you and me aren't just about work.
我一直跟你说 I keep telling you,
如果你想离开这里 if you're getting out of this place,
也是和我一起 it's with me.
我没要离开 I'm not getting out.
我喜欢这里 I like it here.
我挣得多 I make good bread;
穆雷买通了警察 所以没人找我们麻烦 Murray pays off the cops so no one bothers us.
最倒霉的也就是 The worst thing that happens to me is...
有些人太粗暴 裤子上会见血 a little blood in my shorts if someone gets a little rough,
或是把精液弄到我头发上 or I get a load in my hair.
我说了 别跟我说这些事 I told you not to talk about things like that with me!
你只能有我一个 There are no other guys but me!
没事 We're fine.
没事的 It's all right.
听我说... Look, I'm...
我几乎每天都来 I'm here almost every day.
有时甚至不顾工作来找你 I skip out on work sometimes to be with you.
我们喝酒 聊天 We drink and we talk.
聊生活 About real life.
别说这都是为了赚钱 You can't tell me that's all on the clock.
没错 我们聊天 Yeah. We talk.
你也会向我倾诉 You tell me stuff, too.
你的老婆 About your wife.
还有你想要离开 都是大空话 About how you're gonna leave. Big talk.
说个不停 直到你完事 Usually lasts until you finish, and then...
我老二都没擦干净你就出门了 you're out the door before I can wipe my dick off.
你别逼我 This is hard for me!
我的生活很复杂 I got... I got a lot of complications.
我这辈子遇到过不少人 I've been doing this my whole life.
但和你一起 But with you,
我真的忘记了一切 安迪 I'm really gone, Andy.
我 I...
我爱你 love you.
爱我 Love me?
你才来镇上一个月 You've been in town a month.
你知道我不理解你哪点吗 戴尔 You know what I don't get about you, Dell?
你还有什么可担心的 What do you have to lose?
这里大多的客人都是 I mean, most of the johns in here
商人 律师 父亲 are businessmen, lawyers, fathers.
又没人会要你加入美国商会 No one is inviting you to join the chamber of commerce.
你在躲谁 Who are you hiding out from?
你已经是个怪胎了 You're already a freak.
没人知道我是这种人 And no one knows I'm one of them.
你想怎么样 帅哥 So what's your play here, handsome?
我最终会离开的 Eventually I will leave.
-是啊 -但直到那之前 - Yeah. - But until then,
让我给你找个小地方住 let me get you your own little place.
别继续待在那间旅馆了 Not that motel you're staying in, just...
找个有唱片机 a-a place with a record player
光线好的地方 好让你作画 and good light, where you can draw.
我不希望你继续待在这里了 I don't want you hanging around this place no more,
让这些变态占你的便宜 letting these creeps paw at you.
我觉得你还爱着你妻子 戴尔 I think you still love your wife, Dell.
我也是有心的 I got a heart, you know?
我有感觉的 I do feel things.
不论是掰铁棍子 When I'm bending those steel bars
还是拿头顶着三层杂耍演员 or I got a stack of three acrobats standing on my head,
我的手 我的肩膀像烧一样的疼 it hurts like hot lead in my fingers and shoulders.
大部分人受不了这个疼 Most people can't take the pain.
但我行 But not me.
那疼痛不能控制我 The pain don't define me.
但我还是能感觉到 But I still feel it.
每次我离开这里 每次因为你有客人 Every time I leave this place, every time I can't go in
我不能见你 because you're with some other guy,
每次你把身体 giving yourself to him even though
献给毫不在乎你的人 I know he doesn't give two shits about you.
没有什么比爱一个你得不到的人 There is nothing worse than the hurt of loving someone
更痛苦的了 you can't have.
戴尔 Look, Dell...
我在这儿工作 I work here.
这是我的办公室 This is my office.
我在这儿时 就只是在工作 When I'm here, I'm working.
你懂吗 You get what I'm saying?
等等 先别走 Wait, stay a while.
我去买下轮酒 I'll get the next round.
你好 Hello.
你好啊 陌生人 Well, hello, stranger.
要来点什么 What would you like?
什么 Excuse me?
坐下谈话是1块 Well, it's a dollar to sit and talk,
跳舞是5块 five for a dance,
去酒吧后面的小巷是10块 ten to go into the alley behind the bar
带我回家是20块 and 20 to take me home.
他要让我们当上电视明星 He wants to make us television stars.
我不懂 I don't understand.
我们会很开心的 We could have such a fantastic time,
在自己的电视节目上唱歌跳舞 singing and dancing on our own TV show.
你妹妹说得对 多特 I am with your sister, Dot.
千载难逢的机会自己送上门来了 The opportunity of a lifetime presents itself on a silver platter,
你还犹豫什么 and you hesitate?
不知他跟你们说了没有 I don't know if he's told you yet,
他还邀我也一起去 but he has asked me to go as well.
你要做《塔特勒姐妹秀》的嘉宾吗 Would you be a guest on the Tattler Sisters' Hour?
当然不 Hardly.
除了给我我自己的节目 In addition to having my own show,
他还请我指导你们 he has asked me to mentor you.
还有什么比这更好的呢 And what could be better?
因为我是最最 Because I, more than anyone,
关心你们的人了 want the very, very best for you.
我不信任她 I don't trust her.
那么 So...
今晚早点睡 ...go to bed early tonight.
好好休息 Get lots of rest.
等早上 And in the morning,
我安排了 I have arranged
镇上最好的裁缝 for a discreet private fitting for you
来给你们量体裁衣 with the best seamstress in town.
明星永远 Stars need always
要走在时尚前沿 to be fashionable.
她在打什么算盘 She's angling for something.
谁管呢 Who cares?
我很想要顶新帽子 I'd love a new hat.
亲爱的 Hey, baby.
你去哪了 Where you been?
我到处找你 担心死了 Been looking all over for you, worried sick.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我去看医生了 I had to go to the doctor.
医生 The doctor?
怎么回事 What happened?
你还好吧 Are you all right?
我很好 医生说 I'm great. Doctor says...
我是个百分百的女人 I'm 100% woman.
我甚至可以生孩子 Turns out I can even have babies.
现在还不迟 It's not too late.
孩子 A baby.
太棒了 That's great.
是啊 It was.
可是艾瑟尔告诉了我真相 Until Ethel told me the truth.
你爸爸是个龙虾手 Your daddy had the lobster hands.
艾瑟尔 Ethel.
那老婊子就是看我不顺眼 Look, that old whore's got it out for me.
你不能相信她的话 You can't believe a word out of that mangy broad.
我这辈子 都以为自己是个畸形 And my whole life, I thought I was the freak.
肮脏 邪恶 我妈妈以前总这么骂我 Dirty, vile-- all the things my mama used to call me.
但你才是 戴尔 But it was you, Dell.
你才是 You're the one
你血管里流着畸形怪物的血 with freak blood running all through your veins!
你个懦弱的混蛋 你是吉米的父亲 You chickenshit son of a bitch, you're Jimmy's father!
谁在乎吉米 Who gives a shit about Jimmy?!
我一想起来我浪费在你身上的青春 When I think of all the time I wasted on your sorry ass,
因为我以为我们这段虚伪的婚姻 'cause I thought this jacked up sham of a marriage
是我的全部 我无权奢求别的 was all I had, all that I deserved.
我告诉你 Well, let me tell you something.
我要让自己过上正常的生活 I'm gonna get me my normal life.
住在漂亮房子里 生几个孩子 The pretty house, have me some babies.
但不会是跟你一起 But not with you.
绝不是跟你一起 Never with you.
回答我 Hey, answer me this.
谁会要你这样的大屌三胸的女人 Who's gonna go for a big-dicked, three-titted woman like you?
医生说我下面只是过大的女性器官 Doctor says it's just extra-large lady parts.
可以整掉 All cosmetic.
他会给我做个手术 然后 He gonna do a surgery, and poof,
我就会跟街上的任何一个女人无异了 I'll look like any other lady just walking down the street.
你觉得外面的世界里有更好的人生吗 Do you think there's something better out there for you?
你随便怎么说吧 You go on and do your worst,
等我下面都整好了 'cause once they change me down there,
你也配不上我这样的女人了 I'm gonna be too much woman for you anyway.
我要搬进艾瑟尔的篷车 I'm moving into Ethel's caravan.
在那里面 In there?
你怎么找到这地方的 How did you find this place?
是我一个朋友的 It belonged to a friend of mine.
真不错 Charming.
我不是基佬 I'm not a fruit.
好吧 Okay.
但你付我100块不是为了聊天的吧 But you didn't pay me $100 just to talk.
我有个主意 I have a keen idea.
我们背对背 We turn our backs to each other.
你脱掉你的衣服 我也是 You take off your clothes, and I'll take off mine.
数到三 我们一起转过来 On the count of three, we turn around.
如果发生了什么奇迹 Whatever magic happens...
那就顺其自然 happens.
好吧 Okay.
你很帅啊 You're very handsome.
但你已经知道了 But you already know that.
有人画过你的像吗 Has anyone ever painted you before?
我很想给你画油画 I'd like to do you in oils,
像毕加索那样 立体派风格 Cubist style, like Picasso.
你能闭嘴吗 我想好好做 Can you shut up now? I want to make this just right.
准备好了吗 Ready?
嗯 Yup.
一 二 三 One... two... three.
你怎么还动 Why are you still moving?
救命 Help me!
你应该死了啊 You're supposed to be dead.
-救命 -死吧 - Help me! - Just die!
好杀手第一规则 Rule number one of a good killer:
确保销毁一切证据 make sure all the evidence is gone.
首先是四肢 Start with the limbs.
你怎么还活着啊 How can you be still alive?
你让我好难过 You're making me feel bad!
停下 Stop it!
求你 杀了我吧 Please... kill me.
杀了我吧 Please kill me.
喂 Hello?
莫特太太 Hello, Mrs. Mott.
我是瑞金娜·罗斯 朵拉的女儿 This is Regina Ross, Dora's daughter.
您好吗 How are you today?
挺好的 你呢 Fine, fine. How are you?
我很好 I'm wonderful.
我真的很喜欢在 I'm really enjoying my time here
纽约市巴比松秘书学校学习 at the Barbizon Secretary School in New York City.
我学到了好多东西 I'm learning so much,
我希望毕业之后能 and I'm hoping to be placed in a position
进入律师事务所 at a law firm as soon as I graduate.
说实话 我现在很忙 瑞金娜 Quite frankly, I'm completely overwhelmed, Regina.
我得回头打给你了 I'll have to call you back another time.
真遗憾 莫特太太 Well, I'm-I'm sorry to hear that, Mrs. Mott,
我只是担心我母亲 but I'm concerned about my mother.
我们每周都通话 但她昨天没打来 She missed our weekly phone call yesterday.
她还好吧 Is she all right?
她没事 Yes, she's fine.
你母亲工作很忙 亲爱的 Your mother works very hard for me, dear.
她现在去农产品小摊买冬南瓜了 Right now, she's at the farm stand buying winter squash,
而且节日要到了 and with the holidays coming up,
她大概这一个月都没时间给你打电话了 I doubt she'll have much time to call you for a month at least.
麻烦您让我妈妈一回家就给我打电话 You tell my mother to call me the minute she gets home.
我会转告的 I'll tell her.
瑞金娜 我能问你个问题吗 Regina, may I ask you a question?
你和丹迪小时候一起玩过 You played with Dandy when you were a child.
你像家人一样跟我们住在一起 You spent time with us as a family.
是啊 夫人 Yes, yes, ma'am, I did.
你印象中我是什么样的母亲 What are your remembrances of me as a mother?
我不记得您跟我们在一起过 I don't remember you really being with us.
跟他在一起 With him.
一直都是保姆 而且辞职得很频繁 There were always the nannies, who quit regularly,
他老是咬她们 he bit so many of them.
我小时候就是这么带大的 I raised my child as I was raised.
有次他发高烧 要找我 He called for me once when he had a raging fever.
我没进他的房间 I didn't go in his room.
我怕我不知道怎么安抚他 I was afraid I didn't know how to comfort him.
所以我叫他的家庭教师去了 So I sent his governess in.
他后来再没找过我 He never called for me again.
莫特太太 Mrs. Mott?
莫特太太 Mrs. Mott, I-I...
我觉得很尴尬 I'm feeling really uncomfortable,
所以我这就挂了 so I'm going to go now.
朱庇特 3英里
请转告我妈妈给我打电话 Please tell my mother to call me.
谢谢 Th-Thank you.
母亲 Mother?
艾莎小姐 Miss Elsa?
你不是说我们要进镇吗 Didn't you say we were going into town?
刚刚的路标显示该往左走 That sign back there said it was to the left.
相信我 亲爱的 Trust me, liebchin.
我有了个更好的主意 I have got even a better idea.
特利多先生 Mr. Toledo,
我想说我十分遗憾 I want to say how sorry I am for your loss.
流产总是令人失望痛心 A miscarriage is always a bitter disappointment.
是啊 Yeah, that's true.
没办法 只能努力 What are you gonna do? You got to play to win, right?
你怎么 So you were what,
是北部的大外科医师吗 some kind of fancy surgeon up north?
可以这么说吧 You could say that, I suppose.
那你怎么来这里了 What brought you down here?
我和妻子搬来这里 My wife and I moved down here
离我女儿和她家人更近些 to be near our daughter and, uh, her family.
但不是为了退休 But not to retire.
半退休吧 Semi-retired.
我喜欢忙碌 I like to keep busy.
大忙人啊 Busy, busy body.
什么 I'm sorry?
听说你要给我家德茜做手术 I hear you're gonna operate on my Dessi,
把她变成如假包换的女人 make her into a bona fide female.
她本就是女人 Well, she is a female.
如果做下整形手术 能让她开心 But if a little cosmetic change makes her feel better,
我觉得这也不妨 I don't see the harm.
帮我个忙 好吗 医生 Do me a favor, all right, Doc?
别去碰我妻子 You keep your hands off my wife,
我就不去碰你的家人 and I'll keep my hands off your family.
-听懂了吗 -抱歉 - You got it?! - I'm sorry.
你当然会觉得抱歉 You sure are sorry.
或许你该正式退休了 Maybe it's time for you to retire for real.
让你的奇迹之手好好歇几年 Give these magical hands of yours a little rest!
要做做一对儿 Let's make it a matching set.
你现在再做手术试试啊 Try to operate with those.
你可能会想去找警察 Now you might be thinking about talking to the police,
你如果敢找他们 but if you talk to them
或德茜 或任何人 or to Dessi or anyone else,
我就去找你那些漂亮的孙子孙女 I'll pay a visit to those beautiful little grandkids of yours.
他们的小手指 Their tiny little fingers,
会像树枝一样容易折断 they'll snap like twigs.
你好 你来干什么 Oh, hello. What are you doing here?
我给你带来了你要的东西 I have brought you something I believe you want.