1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,673 - "That's it, I divorce tomorrow. 4 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,999 - Sorry, Peter told me. 5 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,719 What a waste. 6 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,759 It's horrible. I am so sad. 7 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,718 - "ok?, he is comforted. 8 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,917 - I love When he's jealous. 9 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,231 - Oh, it's Ok. 10 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,796 - She speaks English since .. 11 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,554 She looks at.. porn on the Internet. 12 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:21,351 - Oh, my God. Can you put your big cock in my pussy. 13 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,597 I spice up my marriage. 14 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,751 - Yes, I do. - Yes, you do? 15 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,354 Oh, I'm so wet. 16 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,954 - I've never liked you. I have lost enough time with you. 17 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,634 - I want to divorce. 18 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,996 - You know she's a bitch. 19 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:44,394 - Before getting married, we should take a look here .. 20 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,432 To be .. vaccinated. 21 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,438 When a teen wants a scooter .. 22 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,997 The parents take them .. to Garches, visit amputees. 23 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,594 - couple Marronnier. 24 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,717 - I think it's us. 25 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,915 - The day before .. 26 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,152 I tried .. to reconcile with Anne. 27 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,995 I just managed a closer fist to my eye. 28 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:06,835 - So ... 29 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:12,196 - Anne Marronnier, do you no longer have as a husband .. 30 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,714 Marc .. here now? 31 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,031 - Oh yes. - Marc Marronnier, .. 32 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:18,840 You want .. no longer have as a wife .. 33 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,070 Anne ..? 34 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,233 - If I say "no" I get 60000 euros? 35 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,635 I did not ask. 36 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,190 - But he asked me marriage. 37 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,717 - It is a fair return things. 38 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:33,191 I said so ex-husband, ex-wife. 39 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,158 You can hate each other. 40 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,071 - Thank you. We have already begun. 41 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:41,755 - Next. 42 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,957 - Can I appeal? 43 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,999 - Goodbye, sir. Next case. 44 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,439 - Pardon me. 45 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,715 Ah. Jean-Georges. - Have you seen the time? 46 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,149 - Like many, I practice two trades. 47 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,754 Literary criticism .. 48 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,992 Night .. and columnist. I go out a lot, .. 49 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,719 I drink .. and without paying. 50 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,430 This evening is no interesting? 51 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,030 - You have a wife is with the toilet .. 52 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:32,951 .. Pete Doherty. 53 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,589 - I would have laughed, if I had not divorced. 54 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,070 - Shit. She left with? 55 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,640 - Marc Levy. 56 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:40,995 - Oh, my God! 57 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:42,674 Taste my latest creation. 58 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,716 "Hello," "And then," "Goodbye." 59 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,314 You drink three. 60 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,750 - "Does what? - You forget everything. 61 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,150 But no one will forget you. 62 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:54,311 I am here. 63 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,757 - Happiness does not exist. 64 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,393 Love is impossible. 65 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,677 Nothing is serious except the "locked-in" syndrome. 66 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,119 Michel Legrand I have often saved his life. 67 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,309 But ... 68 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,510 Good evening. 69 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,831 And then ... goodbye. 70 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,799 Hello, R2D2. 71 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,634 I saw all scroll my life. 72 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,791 It was boring ... 73 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,030 Good. 74 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,873 Work well. 75 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,673 Bye bye. 76 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,435 Very funny. 77 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:25,672 Very, very funny. 78 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:40,959 "Love is a battle lost in advance .. 79 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,999 .. "Against the time." 80 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,277 The 1st sentence is very important. 81 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,836 No. "Lost in advance." 82 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,593 Yeah, that's better. 83 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,675 "The 1st year We buy furniture. 84 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,239 "The second year, We move furniture. 85 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:00,273 "The third year, we share the furniture. " 86 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:04,231 Ah. 87 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:12,957 "She put her hand on my thigh while we watched TV. 88 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,077 "The hand I had asked.. 89 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,231 .. "... Was like a plastic glove." 90 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,278 I threw in these 200 pages single-spaced .. 91 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:27,315 Everything .. my destiny dictated to reveal my peers. 92 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:32,037 I tore his false nose about monogamy to reveal the truth. 93 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,396 A Marceting campaign for .. 94 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:37,399 Shop white .. Galeries Lafayette. 95 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:39,839 No, that's not it. 96 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:50,039 With Marc Marronnier, marriage totalitarianism.. 97 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,953 Holding her .. Solzhenitsyn. 98 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:19,275 Throw this in the garbage dump. Very good idea. 99 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:20,830 Asshole. 100 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,233 Want to write books.. Anything. 101 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,835 You know what? You do not present any interest. 102 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,158 You should kill yourself. 103 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,391 It's good idea fo an alcoholic. 104 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,997 Jean-Georges? It's me. 105 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,878 I finished my manuscript. 106 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,836 No question to celebrate I never get out of my life. 107 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,195 - Yeah! 108 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:55,791 * - pleased to meet you. Our guest, Marc Levy. 109 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:07,033 * You are here tonight to confirm some information. 110 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,272 * You make your entrance to l'Academie Francaise. 111 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,595 * You know the show. We speak ... 112 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,433 - Oh, no. Not him. 113 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,189 Who is this? 114 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,510 - Alice. 115 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,599 I have something to tell you. 116 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,239 - It is Alice. 117 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,033 She is beautiful, huh? 118 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,438 If I divorce, it is partly because of it. 119 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,192 - I ask you all .. 120 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:57,716 A minute's silence .. in memory of Nicole. 121 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:02,193 Could you kindly turn off your mobile? 122 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,234 - Always on time ... 123 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,557 - You're in great shape. 124 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,949 - More than Mom. 125 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,635 - I'm sorry for your mother. 126 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,958 - Who is this girl? 127 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:23,114 - Yulya, my "ex-wife". My "ex-wife", Yulya. 128 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,796 - Priviet. 129 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,273 - She works on foot. 130 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,834 - Hi, you. 131 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,878 - Some people believe we are in a pop concert. 132 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,111 It is a celebration of mourning. 133 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,158 Madame de Lindois, Nicky .. 134 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,791 .. "Granny" for her grandchildren ... 135 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:45,919 - She knows it is a funeral? 136 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,630 - In Asia, white is the colour of mourning. 137 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,160 Are we in Bangkok, here? 138 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,233 - She will not change her traditions for you. 139 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,397 - Mom, Dad, not today. 140 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,273 - I bother you? 141 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,239 Can I continue? Thank you. 142 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:09,151 Nicky, I said, you often talked About your deceased husband .. 143 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:13,553 .. With which you lived 57 years of marriage. 144 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,270 57 years.. 145 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,514 As said .. 146 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,159 Our Lord Jesus, .. 147 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,629 .. "Jainkoak.. 148 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:27,198 .. " betiereko bizia eman dauku.". 149 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,669 - It's Basque. 150 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,230 - "Haren Semearen .. 151 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,114 .. "baitan den bizia." 152 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,834 But he said it in Aramaic. 153 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:38,990 A woman laughed. 154 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,878 - You sing well Basque. 155 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,952 - And you, you laugh loudly. 156 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,756 - Alice, Antoine's wife. 157 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,638 - Antoine? - Your cousin. 158 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,599 - Ah yes, Antoine. 159 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,873 "Doing? - My grandmother died. 160 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,311 - Oh yes. Mine too. 161 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,872 - He likes your work. 162 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,839 - I also read your work, but I rarely agree. 163 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,990 - I agree with people of opposing views. 164 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,789 - My left breast .. 165 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,439 .. Is bigger, yes. 166 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,838 With heart pulsations, Inevitably, huh... 167 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,878 - "It is not noticeable at all. 168 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,076 - Really? 169 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,635 That's nice. 170 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,437 My condolences. 171 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,635 - I was the cushy one, comfort in private. 172 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,951 And, Alice pick me .. 173 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,716 ..opens my mouth and sprays lemon juice. 174 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,877 - A glass? - Thank you very much. 175 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,870 You are a family friend? 176 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,235 Really? 177 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,874 - I know the turtle .. 178 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,679 That .. looks constipated. 179 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,230 Ah damn. 180 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,118 You're really pity. 181 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,876 I want to tinker her. Not you? 182 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,191 - She laughs loudly. You heard his voice? 183 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,236 - What? 184 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,716 - She is the crazy kind. 185 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,078 I am fresh, spontaneous take me in the hay. 186 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,072 I do not like her luscious skin. 187 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,076 - You're in love, look like a goat seller. 188 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,599 I'll do someone else. It's okay. 189 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,354 - These are children. 190 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,309 - So what? 191 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,679 - You're a psychopath. 192 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,755 - Thank you. 193 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,669 - I then committed Three serious errors. 194 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,595 First, I started Michel Legrand in my iPod. 195 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,916 57 years together ... 196 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:20,836 If they managed, why not us Two generations after, we cannot? 197 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,955 - We steal the champagne? - Excuse me? 198 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,439 - You stole the champagne. 199 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,439 - Oh yes. - Can I have some? 200 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,029 - You can ... 201 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,080 I am training for when I have Parkinson's. 202 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,674 - Ah okay. 203 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,029 What are you listening? 204 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,069 - I do not know. 205 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,636 Guess. 206 00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,631 And here is my second mistake. 207 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,991 - I know, this. Michel Legrand. 208 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,833 - Yes. - That's it? 209 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,879 Soundtrack "The Thomas Crown Affair." 210 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,349 - What year? 211 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,232 - What? 212 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,669 - What year? - 68. 213 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,511 - I'm bad with English. 214 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,878 - Yes, can tell. But it is charming. 215 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,876 - I cry when I see "Peau d'ane" (The Magic Donkey). 216 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,235 - You too? 217 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,716 No one cares, when I say that. 218 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,076 - Really? It's weird. 219 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:39,790 Guys! Marc Marronnier cries watching "Peau d'ane"! 220 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,998 - No, no. I cry the moment.. 221 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,800 .. killing the donkey that lays gold coins. 222 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,110 You are... 223 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,829 - Me, when the fairy says not to sleep with his father. 224 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,916 - Yes, this fairy is locked in her box, .. 225 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,673 .. Very conformist. 226 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,396 - It's beautiful. 227 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,318 Looks like a poster. 228 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,311 - I love how you talk about nature. 229 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,158 - I want to dive in. 230 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,037 - You go, like that. 231 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,873 You are full of life, it is unbearable. 232 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,800 - You want to drink from the bottle? - Yes. 233 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,156 - Well, no. - It's here. 234 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:39,278 I learned to swim here I was 7 years old, with Mr. Rimbourd. 235 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,595 I jumped from there.. 236 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,514 For my third triton.. A feat. 237 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:47,799 I'm crazy about you. Then I ate an apricot donut. 238 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,350 The best donut of my life. 239 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,353 What do you think? 240 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,278 - Where is your wife? 241 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,595 - My wife? 242 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,831 - I hate liars. 243 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,830 - I have not insisted for her to come. 244 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,154 Her family is complicated. So her husband’s... 245 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,516 - I love your family. You were .. 246 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,910 .. Close to your grandmother? - Yes. 247 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,435 She was great. 248 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,757 For example, she voted it left. 249 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,312 She fads. 250 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,590 - Which? 251 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,558 - She hated girls in thong. 252 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,790 - I never wear them. 253 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,758 My feet are filthy. 254 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,994 - You are lovers? 255 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,072 - We look so stupid? 256 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,116 - Yeah ... 257 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,200 - Do you swim? 258 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,397 - No, it is too cold. 259 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,831 - Chochotte. 260 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,070 - No. 261 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,234 Thank you, Lord. 262 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,392 Tell me, little why you say that? 263 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,590 - Allo? 264 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,514 Why would she undressed in front of you? 265 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,271 - This is my third mistake. 266 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,717 Believe what Children say. 267 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,353 You were supposed to tell me? 268 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:13,031 - Stop sending me your address and code. 269 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,394 Your cousin is my husband. 270 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,990 - I'm not very family. 271 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:19,717 And then .. 272 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,237 You did not need .. come to tell me this. 273 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:27,878 You wanted to see me, but you will not dare admit it. 274 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,309 - Pretentious. 275 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,431 - Take a shower, this will relax us. 276 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,831 - You had a shower in your life? 277 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,275 - Yes, no ... 278 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,756 Finally, how is Peau d'ane? 279 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,549 - Still virgin. 280 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,632 - Oh yes. And your feet? 281 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,549 - Still awful. 282 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,918 I just reverse TV on mine. 283 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,275 - For what? 284 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:59,191 - I do not like winners Who scam my alimony. 285 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,755 Do not look there is nothing, there. 286 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,035 You can .. 287 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,590 .. help me remove my shoe? 288 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,519 - What's going on? 289 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,430 It seems that something is broken. 290 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,551 Oh yeah. 291 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,313 We must go to emergencies. 292 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,034 I can not amputate here .. 293 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,318 Considering the hygiene, you risk diphtheria. 294 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,277 - Really? 295 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,149 - Oh, shut up! 296 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,117 - It's red, it's red! 297 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,271 What you do not like, in life? 298 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,756 - Do not bother wasting time. 299 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,397 - I'm afraid of feeling bad. 300 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,438 - You have not spilled all? 301 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,949 - I reserve some. 302 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,790 - "Doing? 303 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,796 - Nice car. - She is cute. 304 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,360 I have plenty of room. 305 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,199 Then. - But,! 306 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,073 - You're scared, It's funny. 307 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,993 I'm afraid of feeling sick. 308 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,838 - Wait, seriously? 309 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,516 I forbid you. If you want to vomit, I stop. 310 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,909 I am "Vomitphobe". 311 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,511 Doctor? Doctor. 312 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,830 Please. 313 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,151 - Yes? 314 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,229 Put this here. 315 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,836 - He kicked his TV and vomited. 316 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,639 - I was not alone. 317 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,156 - He must have a broken foot. Look. 318 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,152 When I do this it hurts. 319 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,754 It’s broken. 320 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,149 - And? He groaned. 321 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,151 And you? 322 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,356 - Me, AA will. 323 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:43,910 - Ask him. 324 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,749 You use a this Foot a lot? 325 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,394 - One out of every two. 326 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,355 - We're doing an x-ray. You need anything? 327 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,436 - No, thank you. 328 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,199 - It may be long. 329 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,033 - I will walk again? 330 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,031 - It depends. 331 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:00,757 - I have .. 332 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,991 Stop by the agency.. see some boards. 333 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:04,910 We will not ... 334 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:05,831 - Goodbye. 335 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,397 Go, do not look back. 336 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,239 Do not hold on to me. 337 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,397 Clear this episode from your memory. 338 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:18,117 - Impossible. Your Indian name is He-who-stinks-of-vomit. 339 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,711 - Alice? 340 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,597 - What? 341 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,639 - How did you get your license? 342 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:26,680 - We won’t see again. 343 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,831 - So, I call you? 344 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,036 OK. 345 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,192 In the 21st century. 346 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,640 Love is .. an SMS unanswered. 347 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:19,238 Texting is a form torture very refined. 348 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,073 A day without response we believe in a strategy. 349 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,153 Two days unanswered, we get offended. 350 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,273 3 days without response We fall in love. 351 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:34,270 Alice left me eight days without a response. 352 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:37,636 - Yes. 353 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,709 - We stop kisses between men. 354 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,034 - A gothic outfit? you see Amélie Nothomb? 355 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,873 - I am in mourning of me. 356 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,758 Bring me a glass of Destop. 357 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,274 - Hi, sweetie. 358 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,436 - Hi. 359 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,758 She is looped. 360 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,118 - Finally, I like it. It's pretty exciting. 361 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,239 - You look like shit. 362 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,555 - Translate. 363 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,111 I am the saddest person I've ever met. 364 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,759 Unless a saucepan .. 365 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,070 Milk .. overflowing. 366 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,153 - He's not very well. He feels like ... 367 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,356 - Saucepan. 368 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,677 - A pot of milk. 369 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,396 - I get the picture. 370 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:18,909 - Are you sure? 371 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,355 I love someone .. 372 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,358 Not available .., is fucking with me. 373 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,711 Else I feel great. 374 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,951 - It's too bad. - It's too bad ... 375 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:32,351 - But We have something to announce to you. 376 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,517 - Have you seen Tatayet? 377 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,915 - Yeah ... 378 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:43,199 - I do not know if this is the right time, but we're getting married. 379 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,077 - What? 380 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,039 - You take any drugs? I was curious. 381 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,714 Take a tour to the courthouse. 382 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,359 To have a picture. 383 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,713 Divorced. 384 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,951 - Oh, no. We are sure, sure. 385 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,276 - There is also something else. 386 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,389 Marc, I would .. 387 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,834 You to.. be my witness. 388 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,835 - Crisis meeting immediately. 389 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,673 In the bathroom. 390 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,196 - What are you doing? 391 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,678 - In Eastern Europe, there are ears everywhere. 392 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,156 Listen. 393 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,633 You want me to be your witness? All right. 394 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,838 But let me ask you a simple question. 395 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,273 Why do you want marry Kathy.. 396 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,870 ..the French specialist in libertinism? 397 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,758 - The answer is simple. 398 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,035 Because I love her. 399 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,551 And you find this good enough? 400 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,236 - You, you want to conquer. After, you are bored. 401 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,830 When Kathy is near me, I am.. 402 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:01,831 ..happy. 403 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,071 - So, why marry her ? 404 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,914 I'm divorced and I love a married woman. 405 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,720 The marriage is to put people .. 406 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:10,836 In .. shit. 407 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:15,631 - For the present, I would say "Kathy, my wife." She .. 408 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,791 .. "Here is Peter, my husband.". 409 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,833 It's stupid, but I am proud. 410 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,594 - It is. What all these personal pronouns? 411 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,513 My wife, my husband, my dog. 412 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,834 I am happy, and you yell at me? 413 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,190 - Sorry. 414 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,080 You're lucky. 415 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,676 As a witness, I had .. 416 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,274 Warn you .. Pierre .. 417 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,640 Love.. decreases with time. 418 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,154 This is ... - Marc. 419 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,754 As a friend .. 420 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,872 I gotta tell you .. that love .. 421 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,110 Grows .. with time. 422 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:48,997 - But no. 423 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,270 - Here. 424 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,236 Read this. 425 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,071 There. 426 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,830 - There? 427 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,910 "Love does not alter in hours .. 428 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:10,516 .. "But to survive the tip of the end of time. 429 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,114 "If it is false, and proven to me .. 430 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:19,036 .. "I have never written and nobody has ever loved. " 431 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,716 - "I never writ, nor no man ever loved. " 432 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,517 - Who is the idiot who wrote it? 433 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,799 - William Shakespeare. 434 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,116 - Ah. 435 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,315 Yes, there's a ... 436 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,633 There are still ... 437 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,029 There is a style. 438 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,439 Why not. 439 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,040 The octosyllabic. 440 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,669 - So? 441 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,074 - I agree. 442 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,954 - Oh, my God. 443 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,953 My fiance is so gay! 444 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,873 - She is on the street. 445 00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:02,919 When a girl arrives late, one can imagine her approach .. 446 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,959 .. her entrance, her silhouette. 447 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,191 The arrival is romantic. 448 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,317 I must tell you something. 449 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,195 we can still .. 450 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,954 .. not fall in love. we can .. 451 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,271 Go back .., but after not. 452 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,710 - Too late. I want you. 453 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,112 I want you to ruin it, You are disrespecting me. 454 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,351 I don't want you to derail me. 455 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:27,956 I'm hot. 456 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,636 - I love romantic arrival. 457 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,716 There's amnesic arrival. 458 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,030 - Hello. 459 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,758 Excuse me, are you? 460 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,237 - Marc. 461 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,591 Marc Marronnier. Guethary ... 462 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,513 - No, I'm sorry. 463 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,390 - There's aggressive arrival. 464 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:54,833 I do not wait for other's orgasm to come before mine. 465 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,914 I do not take the pill, and if I am pregnant, I keep it. 466 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:00,590 - Even not bad. 467 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,673 - Sometimes it is better to go physical. 468 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,037 - Oh, it's hot. It's hot! 469 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,356 - Oh yes. 470 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,999 Terribly effective. 471 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,191 And then .. 472 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,399 At a time .., there .. 473 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,400 True .. the entrance. 474 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,233 - Hello. - Hello. 475 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,194 - We sit? 476 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,154 L'hotel Amour this is a subliminal message? 477 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,515 - Not at all. 478 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:47,433 I am a man, you a woman. You're heterosexual, too. 479 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,678 I imagine you have ulterior motives? 480 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,800 - At this time, there was only illegitimate couples. 481 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:55,950 - Yeah. 482 00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,194 It's not bad. couples dine, lovers lunch. 483 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,515 It's nice. - Yeah. 484 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,319 Womanisers at work. 485 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,553 - What is worse, this. 486 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,393 2 glasses of white wine. 487 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,754 - No, I'll take tea. Thank you. 488 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,355 - A tea? 489 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,274 - I do not know if coming was a good idea. 490 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,957 - You think I'm ugly is it? 491 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,958 - I don't think you're ugly. 492 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,914 I think you're original, different. 493 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,516 - Yes, well, intriguing. The guy a little cold. 494 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,832 I can be indifferent. This is my problem. 495 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:43,711 It's complicated. You arrive, and I devised three different entrances. 496 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,030 - Which? 497 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,159 - Something amnesiac another where we fight .. 498 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,710 One .. I tell you that I love you. 499 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,359 And after ... 500 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,920 After I stopped. 501 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:59,757 Since you arrived, I'm embarrassed, and I don't know how.. 502 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,914 It is difficult, because it is in a ratio of seduction. 503 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,230 - Not at all. 504 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:06,516 Not at all. 505 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,558 We vomited together. 506 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,597 This is so despicable that there is no seduction. 507 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:17,550 I can finally see a man or which is a not a former or future. 508 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,154 - I do not understand. 509 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,233 - You'll be my only friend man if you want to. 510 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,156 - Oh yeah. 511 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,717 As a gay, but straight. 512 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,759 - You do not believe it? 513 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,230 - I believe in things that exist. 514 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,670 The friendship between men and women, is ... 515 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:41,953 It is like the wind. We talk, but there is not. 516 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,074 - Do not bother to be so. 517 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:52,277 - Okay, we won't see each other. Moreover, I will .. 518 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,234 .. Remove your number. Like this ... 519 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,034 - I'll do it too. 520 00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,435 Finally .. 521 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,712 ..I will do it at home. Bye. 522 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:10,313 06 27 88 56 57. 523 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:20,833 - "Sir. Reading committee Gallimard, unanimously .. 524 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,277 .. "Kindly request you no longer bother with your texts. " 525 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,030 - Her, Brazilian. 526 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,311 - Her,... 527 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,749 ..hairy pussy. 528 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,718 - With weeds. 529 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,275 While she, .. 530 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,959 Mowed .. this morning. 531 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,237 With the tongue, as the Flanby (Creme Caramel). 532 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,150 - This is limit Marais Poitevin (marshland), with a culture broth. 533 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,835 - The mother, French garden, .. 534 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,718 And .. the girl apricot. 535 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,112 - No, it is lawn or golf green. 536 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,114 - Apricot, I tell you. 537 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,236 And? 538 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,235 - This is a man. 539 00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,876 - So what? 540 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,550 Men shave pussy. Not you? 541 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,995 - No. 542 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,112 - Here, although laser cut. 543 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,829 Isosceles triangle, with hypotenuse. 544 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,319 - You should have done your job. 545 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,998 - This is weird. In animals, the rutting season lasts two months. 546 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,800 It lasts all year just for humans. 547 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,269 - Especially in Jean-Georges. 548 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,599 - At the Jean-Georges. 549 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,349 - I'd like .. 550 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,790 It lasts .. January to March. 551 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:32,836 After .. 552 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,230 I could .. eat and sleep. 553 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,631 I cannot stand, man. I go there every night. 554 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,595 - Do not worry. 555 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,229 With marriage, it will not last. 556 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,430 - Really? 557 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,957 - And you, with Alice? - Alice? 558 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,031 A disaster. 559 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,759 She wants to be friends. 560 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,832 - So what? It is friends. 561 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,833 - Friendship this is like love without sex. 562 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,912 - Without the most interesting. 563 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,120 The important thing is .. 564 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,271 You remember never to call.. 565 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,434 - Hello Alice, Marc. 566 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,559 - Ah. Okay? 567 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,790 - Yes, great. I thought of you. 568 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,349 As a friend. 569 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,830 - Yes? 570 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,998 We keep Mario Peter and Jimmy. 571 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,277 * Others, not worth it. OK? 572 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,595 - OK. 573 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,559 Let's go for a walk with this nice weather? 574 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:31,035 - I have a shooting place Dauphine. An ad for Vogue Homme. 575 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,956 Skip, but I'm busy. 576 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:39,274 - I love this place. Andre Breton said it was the sex of Paris. 577 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,516 - Oh yeah? 578 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,719 Because it is a triangle with bushes in the middle of the Seine? 579 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:45,797 - Yes. 580 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,680 * - It is a friendly walk? 581 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,719 - Of course, of course. You know me. 582 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,791 * - Cool. 583 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,111 See you later. * - OK. 584 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,270 - Hi 585 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,598 - Here we are in the right. 586 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:15,116 - Mario, Peter and Edward, you are playing balls at the same time. 587 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,112 You re-run each time. 588 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,078 You play with your balls, OK? 589 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,913 Jessica, look at me. 590 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,949 You're French. Look at me, mouse. No, do not smile. 591 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,080 Do not look at me. You're a sculpture, forget me. 592 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,278 You gotta kiss Jimmy. You're packing. 593 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:37,316 You're a bitch, a hottie. Have you ever kissed the other 3. 594 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,956 Now it's Jimmy. And you shall eat the mouth. 595 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:41,996 You packed. 596 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:44,595 You gotta go like that. Look. 597 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,071 I want to see the language. Tilt your head. 598 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,996 You open well. You leave the tongue and I want it to be hot. 599 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,038 We are all motivated? 600 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,395 Marc coughs. 601 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,035 - Your colleagues look nice. 602 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,918 - Look, Jessica. 603 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,833 You kiss him like this. 604 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,516 Go. 605 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,913 You understand? 606 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,390 - I'm not sure they understood. 607 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,193 You do not understand. 608 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,874 They have not understood. 609 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,190 Earlier, when I've insulted .. 610 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,275 .. it was. I thought not. 611 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:52,197 If we do it again, do you mind? 612 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,589 - I do not know. 613 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,830 - With you, life has a taste of guava. 614 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,995 Or papaya. I confuse the two. 615 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:03,799 What is the difference? 616 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,269 - I do not know. 617 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,749 - This is the 1st time we made love .. 618 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,431 But .. yet it's like ... 619 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,639 Don't you think? 620 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,270 - I do not know. 621 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,152 - You're gonna leave your guy? 622 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,155 - I do not know. 623 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,995 - You want us to be lovers? 624 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,634 - I do not know. 625 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,549 - We'll see you again? - I do not know. 626 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,440 - Why do you repeat that? - I do not know. 627 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:42,915 - Leave him. 628 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,798 Leave him, please. 629 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,673 Leave him. - No. 630 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,030 - Why? 631 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,272 - When I am available, I won't interest you. 632 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:53,550 And you know it. 633 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,839 - I do not know. 634 00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,675 - You see? 635 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:01,950 - I do not know. 636 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:12,231 - "Sir, the peer group Flammarion, unanimously .. 637 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:16,957 .. "Suggest you give-up any attempt to write. " 638 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:29,990 - "Sir, following the manuscript sent can you contact.. 639 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:32,959 .. "Francesca Vernisi, Grasset publishing. " 640 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:38,511 - Hello. 641 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:39,759 I need to see Ms. Vernisi. 642 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,793 - Yes, and you are? 643 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,430 - Late. 644 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,914 Marc Marronnier. 645 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,432 - Francesca Vernisi. 646 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,869 Pleased. 647 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,190 Yes. 648 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,114 Our receptionist has turista. 649 00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,789 - Great. 650 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,151 - Sit down, please. 651 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,272 You have a rapport with Marronnier, the critic ? 652 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:16,111 - Yes. I apologise for the horrors I've written on your authors .. 653 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,079 Highly talented .. elsewhere. 654 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,711 - It was necessary to express elsewhere, than evenings. 655 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:23,711 Brief. 656 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,191 Then I read your manuscript. "Love lasts .. 657 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,795 .. "Three years." I love this silly title. 658 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,115 I had a little trouble to enter it. 659 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,318 But there is a small voice, a little music. 660 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,557 I do not know if this is desired. 661 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,758 We receive many, novels small heads slaps. 662 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,552 But all stands. I'm not sure .. 663 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,509 .. The shape is really your priority. But .. 664 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,911 .. That's what living is. 665 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,349 It is a bit pretentious, muscle up .. 666 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:01,429 ..the two third, but I want to publish in September. 667 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:02,991 This is good .. 668 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:08,314 .. For us to have 1st novels because there are quotas to fill. 669 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,753 - You do not have to. 670 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,511 - No. That is my glass of water. Based. 671 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:18,989 - Ah. - Thank you. 672 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,390 As to tenure, you want what? 673 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,669 - 60000 euros? 674 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,833 - We will see later, but the answer is no. 675 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,791 I think we change your name. 676 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,349 - Nobody knows me, except 30 colleagues. 677 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:40,679 - It's the 30 critics that count, and they will demolish .. 678 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,912 .. Your book. How would you call? 679 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,159 - Yeah. How you spell it? 680 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,118 - Look at these gifts. Sofa, TV. 681 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,000 Look at the way close the door. 682 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,951 "Living in the same town as you." Gerard Philippe. 683 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,158 "Waking up in the morning, a few hundred ... " 684 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,710 dialogues by Roger Vailland. 685 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,510 "Knowing that you are there, so close .. 686 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,433 .. "And never see you .. 687 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,149 .. "Me it's unbearable. 688 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,959 "I had to do something. 689 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,031 "Anything." 690 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,557 Look at this beautiful face. Annette Vadim, 20 years. 691 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,110 The purity who wants to be dirty. 692 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,873 - She is beautiful. 693 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,350 It makes me want save seals. 694 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:51,870 Sublime. 695 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:53,551 - I missed .. 696 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,756 The sex scene ..? 697 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,710 - In the 60s, it was considered a porn movie. 698 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,439 - Ah. - Yeah. 699 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,400 So you're published? 700 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,359 - Unfortunately, yes. 701 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,119 Alice does not know. 702 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,715 It is published under a pseudonym. 703 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,633 - I'm so proud of you. 704 00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,036 Come here. 705 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,953 - Okay, okay. 706 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,316 We share a weekend together. 707 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,677 - You tell him, about the book? 708 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,630 - If I tell her, she will think I'm misogynistic and leave me. 709 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,156 - She will discovers it. 710 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,438 And then on top of that, you will pass for a liar. 711 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,393 This is the worst, for a woman. 712 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:36,749 - You think so? 713 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,356 - She'll treat you like shit. 714 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,831 - Well, the Basque country, is very beautiful. 715 00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:48,711 To be honest, it was mostly what we could see from the room. 716 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,033 - That, for example, we have not seen. 717 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,918 This neither. 718 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,117 This neither. 719 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,317 That's not all. 720 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,160 That was clever. 721 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,549 We have not seen. 722 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,437 We saw. 723 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:09,596 Was not seen. 724 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:10,636 We saw. 725 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,871 Not seen, not seen. 726 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,110 We forget. 727 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,236 Not. 728 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:19,429 Ah yes, there we moved-in. 729 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,915 We saw "re-saw", reviewed, re-reviewed. 730 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:29,269 Not seen, not seen. Oh yes, yes, because we went out once. 731 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,359 I gotta talk to you of something important. 732 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,115 - You're asking me to leave my husband? 733 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,999 We can not walk without taking the head? 734 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,390 - I want to talk about something else. 735 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,637 You're with him, or with me? 736 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,154 - There you go again? 737 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,075 - We need you to choose? When you talk to him, to us? 738 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:54,279 - My love, why ruin it? It is there. 739 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,198 Enjoy the moment. 740 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,999 - It cannot continue. 741 00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:02,996 I'm the guy who fills you and after you go home it blossoms. 742 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:04,275 - You're going too fast. 743 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,915 I will talk to him, but give me time. 744 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:10,516 - Alice, I'm thirty years old, I want to settle. 745 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:14,196 Women do not have the monopoly of the biological clock. 746 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,311 - You wanted to say? 747 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,511 - Nothing. Finally, though. 748 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,115 I took photo Of your feet. 749 00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,794 - Bastard! 750 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,394 - They are ridiculous. 751 00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,796 They look like small LU biscuits. 752 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,873 - It's disgusting. - OK, I delete. 753 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:41,912 You know, this book. 754 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:47,198 - The Elle girls she about. What tackiness. 755 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,397 What redneck pessimism. 756 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,954 Feodor Belvedere. 757 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,237 Who does this guy think he is? 758 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:55,630 - Did you read? 759 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,919 - I could not finish. This is shit, Cioran's supermarket. 760 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,673 Russians are macho. 761 00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,194 - Cioran was Romanian. 762 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,434 I understand that a Russian write lyrical stuff like that. 763 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:10,872 There is a step to cross after 3 years. 764 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,794 - You don't you believe in this teen theory.. 765 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:14,996 Retarded ..? 766 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:18,232 This dumb confuse desire and love. 767 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,069 - This is a good book about. 768 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,034 It was told it's good. 769 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,709 Really. 770 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,073 - poor Logorhee (words) immature wanker. 771 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:31,790 Really. 772 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,435 - Yes, you're ... 773 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,154 maybe you are right. 774 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,392 The guy must make love without feelings. 775 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,110 The thing ... 776 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,637 do we have a train at 16h52? 777 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,310 - Alice. 778 00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,595 Alice? 779 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,791 What's wrong? 780 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,389 It’s wrong? 781 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,910 What happened to you there? - I'm tired. 782 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,150 Who is it for? 783 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,839 - The flowers? My secretary has worked-it out .. 784 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,151 ..today, my love .. 785 00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,036 It's been 3 years .. we're together. 786 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,236 That's it. 787 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,920 You do not look well. 788 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,514 - I'm happy. 789 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,794 I'm happy. 790 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:39,354 - It's going too fast, Alice. You cannot do this to me. 791 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,870 We made love everywhere, here. 792 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:46,398 You're not going to leave me for Marc. This is the ugliest of my cousins. 793 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,839 Physically, it is inconsistent. You're crazy. 794 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,434 - I'm sorry. 795 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:01,833 - Pardon, Gentlemen, ladies. 796 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,878 You are very talented. 797 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,072 In a few nights here .. 798 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:10,075 You have mastered .. our dance perfectly. 799 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:14,154 - Thank you. Your institution is very welcoming. 800 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,157 - This is very nice, but we must go. 801 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:27,595 - Thank you. 802 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,354 - Like that, like this, like this. 803 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:31,755 - No, it's ... 804 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,949 - There would be rabbits at Porte Maillot. 805 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,270 - Really? - Yes. 806 00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,631 I never checked. 807 00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,791 - Let's check. 808 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,189 - Oh yeah? - Yes. 809 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,157 - OK. 810 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,279 I drank. - I like being drunk with you. 811 00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:50,755 - Really? - Yes. 812 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,396 - Me too. 813 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,557 Lé, look! 814 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,633 - What is it? - A terrier. 815 00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,554 - It's not ... Oh, a rabbit flying. 816 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,838 No, it's a pigeon. We do not want to eat you. 817 00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,071 - There is no rabbit. 818 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:06,551 - Rabbit. 819 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,440 - We lied. There is no rabbit. 820 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,837 - I'll never forget this moment. 821 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,633 - We say that when the holidays are finished. 822 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:30,273 - Okay. I will almost never forget this moment. 823 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,433 - I always forget. 824 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,869 - I hate you. 825 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:45,949 - You disgust me. 826 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,749 - Out of the question we fall in love. 827 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,593 - Strongly Agree. 828 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,077 - I had to remain anonymous. 829 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:14,310 - Hello, first. 830 00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:15,795 - Hello. - It is. 831 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,313 I do not know why, Your book is a hit. 832 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,989 Everyone wants to see you, and I .. 833 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,197 Tired to explain .. you're dead. 834 00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:29,799 You're my only living author wanting to be known posthumously. 835 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,873 - I do not want to show me. 836 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,157 - What do you mean you do not want? 837 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:37,559 You're not Daft Punk. 838 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,794 - But ... Emile Ajar it worked well. 839 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:48,711 Yes, I know what you're gonna say, I'm not Romain Gary. 840 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,070 - That's it. 841 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,194 - Wait a minute. 842 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:56,271 It's going too fast. And there is a story behind it. 843 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:57,356 It's not ... 844 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,990 Listening. 845 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,989 It's a bit long to explain. 846 00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:05,189 I have not spoken to my girlfriend. 847 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,989 Alice is so beautiful. 848 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:13,393 The feet, it's a detail. When we love, we do not care. 849 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,318 It is so beautiful. 850 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:19,275 I convinced her to leave her boyfriend to live with me. 851 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,995 - Who cares, about your life. 852 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:24,755 You're right. 853 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,391 You sit on your 300,000 euros Copyright? 854 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:33,273 - I am a cursed poet. I am above all that. 855 00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:34,516 It's not ... 856 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:37,870 Alice ... 857 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,871 Wait, you said how much? 858 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,838 - There are how many languages? 859 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,229 You count? 860 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,759 We cannot compete. 861 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,513 In addition, look. 862 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,274 The engine accelerates. 863 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,552 - This is to replace us. 864 00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:011,56 - A woman has put this to harm us. 865 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,509 - To all the shots. 866 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,439 Ah, you have Tenga. 867 00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:08,836 - We have a small amount. 868 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:11,037 - This is good. - It sells well. 869 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,874 It keeps difficulty. You know? 870 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,270 - Yes, I know. - This is great. 871 00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,551 - It avoids the flowers, the restaurants. 872 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,200 - It suits you. 873 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,195 It should be taken. The Tenga .. 874 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,717 It's like .. sex woman in a box. 875 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,314 - Perfect to replace Kathy. 876 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:30,749 - What? 877 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,671 - Remove, I understand. 878 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:36,757 - Kathy? 879 00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:38,710 - Oh shit. 880 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:40,836 Say anything to Pierre. 881 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,953 But it's over. 882 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:43,997 - But ... 883 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:47,835 - She spoke English, it excited me. It happen again. 884 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,195 It's okay. 885 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:52,637 - This is serious, that you didn't mention to me. 886 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:54,196 Finally ... 887 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,072 It would appeal to Alice? 888 00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,194 I'm in love. 889 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:04,880 * - A phenomenon happens. A book is a bestseller. 890 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,875 * "Love lasts three years," Feodor Belvedere. 891 00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,270 * Smells the pseudo. 892 00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,632 * There are lots of rumours, we do not know who wrote it. 893 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,599 * Some say that Jean d'Ormesson. 894 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:18,911 - Ah. 895 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,436 - If it's me, swear not to say a word. 896 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,593 - You're not the right person to teach me my job. 897 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,194 - I'm wary. 898 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,272 - That's what I say. 899 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:41,077 - The prix de Flore is awarded to Feodor Belvedere.. 900 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:42,833 For his book .. .. 901 00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,718 .. "Love lasts three years." 902 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:58,275 - It is not me, I'm the editor of Feodor. 903 00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:03,316 He wrote a message he asked me to read. 904 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,077 Write like a pig. 905 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,436 "Thank you so much." 906 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,874 Not very original. 907 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,670 "I am extremely touched by this award. 908 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:19,198 "Especially since I'm not an dead old Russian.. 909 00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:23,350 .. "But a young author living." 910 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,876 - It's not you, anyway? 911 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,554 - Of course not. 912 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:30,600 - "In this room .. 913 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,036 .. "Among you tonight." 914 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:35,955 Thank you for it. 915 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,394 Thank you for you. 916 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:48,279 - No, but it's not me. No, it's not me. 917 00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:50,435 This is not me. 918 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,150 This is not me. 919 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,319 No, it's not me. 920 00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,831 - Marc, please. Marc, Marc! 921 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:07,834 * - Shock in the literary circle. We are live .. 922 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,390 * .. du Flore, where we come to learn .. 923 00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:13,433 * .. That Feodor Belvedere is Marc Marronnier. 924 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:17,509 * - This is not me. You're wrong, it's not me. 925 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,834 * - Marc a statement. Marc, marc. 926 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,310 * This is an unprecedented situation. 927 00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:25,395 - It’s a dream. 928 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:27,635 * - Marc. Marc. 929 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,759 * - I am busy. This is not me. 930 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,151 - What a big asshole. 931 00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:40,998 - They are gone, you can leave. 932 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:47,030 - Judas. Worse than Judas, Judette. Judasse. 933 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:48,395 Editor. 934 00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:49,636 - My son! 935 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,635 You know, Yulya loved your novel. 936 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,440 It is not Tolstoy ' but he likes it. 937 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,836 - This is a nice book. - Thank you. 938 00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:00,309 - It is you who .. 939 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,035 Purchased the jury ..? - No, it's free. 940 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,953 - It's too much, it. 941 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,874 How much it will bring him? 942 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,157 - It depends. 943 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:14,235 - Great. But there are still taxes. 944 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:15,430 We go? 945 01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,040 At any hour. 946 01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,672 - Your father is always? 947 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,878 - This is not my father, but me in 30 years. 948 01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,389 - It happens. 949 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,040 Good evening. - Good evening. 950 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:36,270 - Good evening. 951 01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:37,675 What's going on? 952 01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,275 - I love what you do. - Ah. 953 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,597 - We're happy it is you. 954 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:43,910 - Finally. 955 01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,717 - Want me to put? 956 01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,633 - Your number, eg. 957 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:49,517 - Ah. 958 01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,349 What's going on? 959 01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,120 We go for the weekend? 960 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:15,316 - Feodor Belvedere is anagram of "I'm an idiot?" 961 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,557 - I said that it was not me .. 962 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,029 .. All night. 963 01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:20,152 - stop .. 964 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:21,231 .. lying. 965 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,031 The most misogynist book Of the year. 966 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:28,911 The author begs me, told me with me, life has a flavour of pineapple. 967 01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,556 - From Dad) 968 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,234 - We talk about the same. 969 01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,750 You're a crook to your readers .. 970 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,320 Or .. for me. 971 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,835 So we leave here, because I do not need a crook. 972 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,071 - I wanted to tell you earlier. 973 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:45,516 I wrote this before I met you. 974 01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:49,749 - This was after your divorce and you were married at the funeral. 975 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,673 - No, not at all. 976 01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:53,718 I was with ... 977 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:57,157 I was someone else, you changed me. 978 01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:58,910 - Yeah? - Yes. 979 01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:03,950 - Here you go change girl, because I hate bad faith. 980 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,396 - You're jealous of my success? 981 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,438 - In fact, you're still more stupid as your book. 982 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,109 - I apologise for writing bestsellers? 983 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,154 - You're a shit. And your title is wrong. 984 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,074 With you, it lasts less and it is not love. 985 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:24,553 Needless to say that it is the last time I see you. 986 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,234 - I'll miss you. 987 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,274 And shit. 988 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,354 - If she came out naked at that time the ... 989 01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,153 - Coffee. Cognac. 990 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:45,799 - What's going on? 991 01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:48,513 - This is not a thunderbolt. 992 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:49,511 - Yes 993 01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:51,717 - Too bad Alice is not here. 994 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:55,555 - Exactly she probably will never return. 995 01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:57,199 - Ah. - It's over. 996 01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,272 - It'll be my fault. 997 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:01,319 - Like father, like son. 998 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,557 Rabbits are not otters. 999 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:04,949 - I thought so. 1000 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:07,760 I told you, Yulya. 1001 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,559 Marc has something .. 1002 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:10,870 .. To tell me. 1003 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:13,999 - Alice searched in your phone? 1004 01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,753 - This is because of my book. 1005 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:16,876 That's it. 1006 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,633 - Come, let's talk. 1007 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,110 - But we never did that. 1008 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:33,114 - You must take me for an hedonistic old fart. 1009 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:36,751 When your mother left me, I never recovered. 1010 01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:41,314 And since, well, I'm having fun. 1011 01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,549 Have you ever tried Cialis? 1012 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,871 - I want to know. 1013 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:48,757 - Wait. 1014 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,718 Life goes on. 1015 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:55,955 I divorced 40 years. Now, I'm nearly 70. 1016 01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,069 I can tell you that sexually .. 1017 01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,118 I still .. under the hood. 1018 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:02,316 - Super. 1019 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,113 - Just yesterday evening .. 1020 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:08,240 I beat up .. small. And several times this week. 1021 01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:09,919 - No details. 1022 01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,798 - Your dad is tough. 1023 01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,030 - Here we go again. 1024 01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:16,669 - Our bed is the greatest .. 1025 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,560 Tent .. the world. - I hear you! 1026 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:26,273 - It's very nice. Thank you and goodbye, Francoise. 1027 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:30,155 You think it's over, with your news? 1028 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:34,394 - You know the books wreak havoc around. 1029 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,079 - You have a name? 1030 01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:39,199 - Juliet. Your book saved my life. 1031 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,670 I can kiss you. - No, thank you. 1032 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,434 If she loves you, You can recover. 1033 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,990 Here, Francoise. 1034 01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:49,799 - Me it’s Juliet. 1035 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,713 - Thank you and goodbye, Juliette. 1036 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,315 - Above all, continue. - Count on me. 1037 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,796 - Hello, I am Claudine. 1038 01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:03,114 - When I was born, you both left. So it has rubbed off on me. 1039 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:06,877 We must not look for the culprit far. 1040 01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,952 - But do you hear? 1041 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:12,875 "Love lasts three years, it is mom’s fault." 1042 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:14,997 How old are you, Marc? 1043 01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:19,916 With your father, it was love. Well, that was another era. 1044 01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,436 If you really love this ... 1045 01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,950 - Alice. - If you like it, go ahead. 1046 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,874 Charge. Do not give-up before you fight. 1047 01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:30,392 I've learned to give up? 1048 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:32,557 Look at my life, my books .. 1049 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,076 And .. when I conquered My breast cancer. 1050 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:37,197 All this is achieved without a fight? 1051 01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:41,229 What is this generation guys who whine everywhere? 1052 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,080 We're real women, we want real .. 1053 01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,277 Men .., not soft balls. 1054 01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:50,793 - Okay, fine. Thank you for your advice. 1055 01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,395 I will summarize between you and Dad. 1056 01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:56,718 Between Cialis and soft balls, I'll work it out. 1057 01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:58,075 - Make it so. 1058 01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,833 - Excuse me, ladies. 1059 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,919 - Christelle. - It's pretty, Christelle. 1060 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:15,873 - I thought about her every night, and drank to forget. 1061 01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,440 With the opposite effect. 1062 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:19,678 A glass please. 1063 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,035 Thank you. 1064 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,597 You see, it's there. 1065 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,230 It is there. 1066 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:35,910 It is there. 1067 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:40,669 It is there. 1068 01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:45,155 It is there. 1069 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:49,874 It's everywhere. 1070 01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:54,679 Alice. 1071 01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:57,912 Success allows me to sleep with anyone .. 1072 01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:00,879 And .. anyone can sleep with me. 1073 01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:04,078 - You talk alone? You got to stop drinking. 1074 01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,392 I did not think it would work with you. 1075 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:12,675 The guy from the Goncourt was simple, He was 80 years old. I was desperate. 1076 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:15,075 - And the Medicis? 1077 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:19,393 - It was very boring, no humour, not like you. 1078 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,239 You're super funny. 1079 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,550 - And the Femina? - Nice. 1080 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:28,350 In bed, not great, but nice. 1081 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,270 On the contrary, the Nobel what a blow .. 1082 01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,279 .. Hell. I recommend it to all. 1083 01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:35,391 .. My girlfriends. 1084 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:37,239 - You like Michel Legrand? 1085 01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:38,590 - Who? 1086 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,639 - I rarely had conversations .. 1087 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,917 So .. interesting. I'm upset. 1088 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,553 When I in this state of profound exchanges, .. 1089 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:53,919 .. I have to take the air, order to follow, if we take. 1090 01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:56,390 I suggest you start .. 1091 01:07:56,680 --> 01:08:00,389 .. Monogamous sexual activity, with yourself. 1092 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:04,674 When you're at room temperature, I'm back. 1093 01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:06,191 OK. 1094 01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:12,638 Jean-Georges, it's me. Come save me. 1095 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:17,511 I helped you once, then you gotta help me here, very fast. 1096 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,319 Very, very quickly. 1097 01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,152 She's really gone? 1098 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:25,552 - The prepubescent? Yes. I put her in a taxi. 1099 01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:26,870 - No, Alice. 1100 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,076 She left a t-shirt. 1101 01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,151 - How wonderful. - Yeah. 1102 01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:34,875 her fragrance. 1103 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:36,715 Her scent. 1104 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,152 - Are you kidding here? What are you doing? 1105 01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:46,232 - Leave me alone. Let me. 1106 01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:48,636 I want to die. Where is the window? 1107 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,235 - Wait till I'm gone. 1108 01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:53,079 Well, thank you. 1109 01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:55,629 Oh, fuck. 1110 01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:57,917 - Have you ever suffered for love? 1111 01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:04,192 We know. You know I've never loved. 1112 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,797 - I envy you. I have had enough, to be in love. 1113 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:13,358 - The scent makes your Head spin? 1114 01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:16,154 Wait, it is I who envy you. 1115 01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,791 I have always suffered from it. 1116 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:22,075 I would like to know what you're going through. 1117 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,718 - I'm a misogynist? 1118 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,519 - I'm not very well placed to respond. 1119 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,229 But I knew the book would not happen. 1120 01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:35,277 Go, good night. 1121 01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:37,273 - It is the fault of the book. 1122 01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:40,630 - Please. 1123 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:42,955 Silence. 1124 01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:48,517 I meant all my friends gathered here ... 1125 01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:50,717 Stop putting hands everywhere. 1126 01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:52,440 While we're married .. 1127 01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:53,949 .. But not dead. 1128 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,158 If you want invite us to parties, .. 1129 01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:00,960 Costume .. or without costumes .. 1130 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:03,874 It is .. in 2012 and this is not the end of the world. 1131 01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:07,033 We continue to offer things. 1132 01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:11,751 To me alone, alone or whatever you want. 1133 01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:14,397 We are open to all. 1134 01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:19,914 - I would say that I am happy because I became a husband. 1135 01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:25,270 But mostly, I would say thanks to Kathy, .. 1136 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:27,632 .. I reproduced. 1137 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:29,678 People applaud. 1138 01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:33,392 A new "me" is running. 1139 01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,751 - A new "we" is running. 1140 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:39,198 - I love this crazy. That's it. 1141 01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:44,435 Without a common language, I understand the evening when she said .. 1142 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:45,710 .. "Oh fuck!" .. 1143 01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:48,796 Or .., "Oh, God. Oh, God. ". 1144 01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:50,355 I love you. 1145 01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:58,750 - Come on, Marc. 1146 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:02,956 - I'll make a speech. It is the purpose of the witness. 1147 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,430 - Happy witness. - Well, thank you. 1148 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:10,920 You take the words of my mouth, because we are all happy for you. 1149 01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:13,310 Who would not, against this team .. 1150 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,240 Rehabilitating before .. the collective unconscious. 1151 01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:17,999 The couple formed .. 1152 01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:20,038 ..by stuck-up nerd 1153 01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:23,515 .. and housewife nymphomaniac. 1154 01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:24,716 But .. 1155 01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:30,599 .. I would like to say, our beloved couple .. 1156 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:35,356 And .. all the assembly of freeloaders is that .. 1157 01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:39,998 What .. you applaud, there is no love. 1158 01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,709 No, it is an advertisement. 1159 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,076 Perfectly a commercial page. 1160 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,118 When do we eat the most? 1161 01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,954 At breaks, and meetings. 1162 01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,111 Incredible. It is at this time the .. 1163 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:55,352 Change apartment, car, TV. 1164 01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:56,710 Let me. 1165 01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:58,519 I know what I'm saying. 1166 01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:01,311 Let me testify The Witness ! 1167 01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:02,715 - You're too long. 1168 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:07,511 - society does not need love. it needs a flock .. 1169 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:11,435 ..of consumers like you with your forks and knives. 1170 01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:12,630 Love .. 1171 01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:15,838 .. Not last 3 years does not last an hour .. 1172 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:20,870 Or 3 seconds .. because to last it should exist. 1173 01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:24,829 That's all I meant. But I have a gift. 1174 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:27,677 Since love is a lie .. 1175 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:30,434 Might as well cover.. with elegance. 1176 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:33,633 For once, I went to Kabul. 1177 01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:36,631 And I found it. 1178 01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:38,871 - You're not funny. - The method .. 1179 01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,269 Taliban ..! 1180 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:43,200 Loyalty couple. With it, .. 1181 01:12:43,440 --> 01:12:44,999 If your partner .. not last ... 1182 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:46,071 Bhoo 1183 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:47,071 What? 1184 01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:49,436 You know. Shut up! 1185 01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:51,438 You are pathetic. 1186 01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:53,518 You are pathetic! 1187 01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:55,191 Hello? 1188 01:12:56,120 --> 01:13:00,398 I give a damn, your happiness. Fuck. 1189 01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:04,599 It's over, Alice. It is finished. 1190 01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:08,394 Well, I'm going. 1191 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:16,351 * I really have to go. You'll see me again. 1192 01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,436 * Alice. Alice! 1193 01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,154 * Alice. - Shut up. 1194 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:23,835 * - You're fucking? 1195 01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:28,153 * Yes, I can hear, Someone screwing you. 1196 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:32,838 - He has no self-esteem. He will continue. 1197 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:38,313 * - Yes, Antoine. You have a micro penis. 1198 01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:42,992 * incapable to pleasure a smurf. incapable! 1199 01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:45,151 - You who told him that? 1200 01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,430 - Not at all. 1201 01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,274 - Did not you say that? - No. 1202 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,039 - This is not true. 1203 01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:53,197 - No. Not at all. 1204 01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:56,080 - When is it a micro penis .. 1205 01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:58,516 ..compared to a small penis? 1206 01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:00,797 - It is not the size that counts. 1207 01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:05,159 - Why do you say that? You would say it to him? 1208 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:06,879 At the other there. 1209 01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:08,599 - I would say not. 1210 01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:10,911 - Why do you tell me? 1211 01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:15,519 - I do not know I try to reassure you. 1212 01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:18,400 - Reassure me? I have a micro penis? 1213 01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:20,239 - No, not at all. 1214 01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:22,318 - It is not big, but not micro. 1215 01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:26,912 - This is not micro. It is between the two, normal. 1216 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:30,755 - Alice. 1217 01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:36,111 All it can do a little staging, .. 1218 01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:41,036 And .. Normally, I am against the ritual of love letter. 1219 01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:44,557 Especially when I'm dropping without warning. 1220 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:50,159 But I wanted to reconstruct Through writing what she broke. 1221 01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:53,870 What I wanted to tell Alice was very simple. 1222 01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:57,150 I think about it in the morning .. 1223 01:14:58,240 --> 01:14:59,196 .. Evening .. 1224 01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:01,395 In the street .., .. 1225 01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:04,795 .. Walking in the cold. 1226 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:08,758 I did express walking slowly .. 1227 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,560 To think of it .. longer. 1228 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:12,915 - Poor idiot. 1229 01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:27,675 - I announced Alice that I wait every night .. 1230 01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:31,709 ..at 7:00pm, where she kissed for the 1st time. 1231 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,638 - Mytho. 1232 01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:43,951 - Guest of the Grand Journal Marc Marronnier, .. 1233 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,237 That .. was awarded the Prix de Flore. 1234 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:02,319 Hi, Marc Marronnier. Do you .. 1235 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:03,920 Love that .. last 3 years? 1236 01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:05,355 - Clarification, .. 1237 01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:09,031 Nothing .. you invented. In the oriental literature, .. 1238 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:12,033 Tough love .. no more 1001 nights. 1239 01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,238 - If we calculate 1001 nights, it's .. 1240 01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:18,876 ...guessing, 2745 years. 1241 01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:21,430 That's it. This is a technical debate. 1242 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:26,157 In Tristan and Isolde, you know how long the filter lasts .. 1243 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:27,754 of Love ..? - 3 years? 1244 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:29,230 - Oh yeah. 1245 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:34,590 Alice, I ... 1246 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:35,636 - It is Ali. 1247 01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:37,871 - I'm not talking to him. 1248 01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:39,312 Alice .. 1249 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:40,237 I .. ... 1250 01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,075 I love you. 1251 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:46,516 - But what does he do? Oh, fuck! 1252 01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:47,875 Cunt. 1253 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:49,235 Phone 1254 01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:52,869 - Yes, gone? 1255 01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:55,396 * - We talk to you the Grand Journal. 1256 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,990 - Really? * - Yes, you'll see. 1257 01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:01,550 * - Not too long. 1258 01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:05,395 * - Alice, you take me for a childish moron. 1259 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:07,318 * - She is not alone. 1260 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,190 - I ... 1261 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:11,590 I am hallucinating. 1262 01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:14,316 - Love alters not in hours .. 1263 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,989 * .. But survives until the end of time. 1264 01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:18,958 * If I am proven wrong .. 1265 01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:21,840 * .. I've ever written, nobody has ever loved. 1266 01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:22,797 * "Nor I never .. 1267 01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:25,429 * .. "Writ, nor I ever loved. " 1268 01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:26,835 * - It's not you. 1269 01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:29,117 * - It could. - He is crazy. 1270 01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:30,430 * - If it looks ... 1271 01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:32,996 * Alice, I know you despise me. 1272 01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:37,234 * You will be right, because it is media manipulation for you. 1273 01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:41,400 * But thanks to you, I know that love is a gamble .. 1274 01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:43,876 * .. It's like faith in God. 1275 01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:48,673 * You have vampire teeth, and very original feet... 1276 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,677 * Have you ever been in love. Really stupid. 1277 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:56,513 * What I'm trying to say .. 1278 01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:01,231 * .. Is that I got bored all my life, but never with you. 1279 01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:02,351 * This book .. 1280 01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:04,950 * .. Which poses many problems us .. 1281 01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:09,039 * .. This is the cry of a man suffering .. 1282 01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:11,510 * .. Not to have met you. 1283 01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,398 - It is unbearable. 1284 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,190 Unbearable. * - I remember .. 1285 01:19:16,440 --> 01:19:18,078 * .. The title of the novel .. 1286 01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:19,515 * .. "Love lasts three years." 1287 01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:20,591 * Immediately .. 1288 01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,035 * .. The after-sales service. 1289 01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:36,833 - Marc Marronnier is where? 1290 01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:39,117 - He's gone from there. 1291 01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:46,110 - Taxi. 1292 01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:50,230 - Marc! 1293 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:52,676 Marc. 1294 01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:04,230 I love you. 1295 01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:10,590 I love you. 1296 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:15,756 - So? 1297 01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:20,032 We go? My meter is running. 1298 01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,672 I am busy. 1299 01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:30,713 - No, I am not injured at all. Not at all. 1300 01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:34,033 Not injured. Not bad, not bad. 1301 01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:39,036 "No man never writ, nor no man ever loved. " 1302 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:43,916 I'm fine. 1303 01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:45,756 I'm fine. 1304 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,832 - Great, this depression. 1305 01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:52,391 I would have never thought of. Very good idea. 1306 01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:55,035 - I'm not well I suffer there. 1307 01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:59,558 - The scope of the declaration live TV, this is .. 1308 01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:01,313 .. Awesome. It was daring. 1309 01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:03,796 - But it has sprung. 1310 01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:06,313 I did not understand love. 1311 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:09,240 - That's what I always thought. 1312 01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:10,715 But bravo. 1313 01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:13,439 - I want to start to zero. 1314 01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:16,109 I want to make a documentary about love. 1315 01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:17,589 - I have another idea. 1316 01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:20,400 Friends make a home of writer in Australia. 1317 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:23,194 Can I encourage you to go. 1318 01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:26,432 You can stay 18 months as you want. 1319 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:28,393 - You get rid of me? 1320 01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:30,796 - I say this for your own good. 1321 01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:34,559 - That's what worries me. 1322 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:39,998 - Today we love love more than human beings. 1323 01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:45,110 This love is killer love in my opinion. 1324 01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:49,957 - When Pascal pronounced love of love, I find myself. 1325 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:54,956 Love must be subtracted from love of love. Of course. 1326 01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:57,709 - It is a disease. Terrible. 1327 01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:01,510 We do not know why we found this person. 1328 01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:04,912 In my opinion, love lasts forever. 1329 01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:10,599 It lasts maybe 3 years maximum it's physical attraction. 1330 01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:15,152 - This is a lovely theory, but it is not serious. 1331 01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:17,789 Everyone knows that orgasmic power.. 1332 01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:21,078 of women is .. are men. 1333 01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:23,231 So it does not concern us. 1334 01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:26,549 This is bullshit. Bullshit. 1335 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:31,114 - The best way to prolong love is to practice it. 1336 01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:34,955 I always recommend it to the church .. 1337 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:40,036 Saying that we should come only.. when fruitful. 1338 01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:43,398 We should come especially outside these times. 1339 01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:45,079 Female Marmoset .. 1340 01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:47,755 When they see .. that their husbands.. 1341 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,038 ..are stolen., go to work. 1342 01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:54,716 So I would say that the slogan is .. 1343 01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:57,998 .. "If you want your husband to be faithful .. 1344 01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:00,390 .. "Or conversely, fuck.". 1345 01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:02,751 - There is also love-friendship .. 1346 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,560 .. Love-attachment, Love-kindness. 1347 01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:10,192 Also, the love of parents for children that does not last 3 years. 1348 01:23:10,440 --> 01:23:13,990 Or, if this is not the case, little-ones are in trouble. 1349 01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:19,269 There are several kinds of love, and we must remember that to Marronnier. 1350 01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:23,110 His theory, also is extremely striking. 1351 01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:25,318 - Marronnier annoys me because .. 1352 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:27,238 ..there is a lot of certainties. 1353 01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:30,114 Statistically it may be, .. 1354 01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:32,556 But .. I think you can not .. 1355 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:35,360 Talk .. statistically love. 1356 01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:36,675 - So? 1357 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:39,870 - It's boring. 1358 01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:42,749 - You do not know anything. Why I ask? 1359 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:46,516 Greece that I can go Melbourne to write. 1360 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,878 It's a little conceptual but it is not boring. 1361 01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:53,560 - You go when? - Soon, why? 1362 01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:55,279 - I have something to tell you. 1363 01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:57,110 - Nothing serious? 1364 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:01,236 - I want You to be my witness. 1365 01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:03,636 - Oh no. You're not gonna join. 1366 01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:05,234 - Do not look like this. 1367 01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:06,999 I must tell you. 1368 01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:12,755 In fact ... 1369 01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:17,671 It happened some kind of, click. 1370 01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:19,911 I cannot explain it. 1371 01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:23,278 I think that must be it, love. 1372 01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:25,198 I took surfing lessons. 1373 01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:26,431 - Breathe. 1374 01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:28,597 The guy comes, a species .. 1375 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:31,719 .. Blond. everything I hate. 1376 01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:33,919 More beautiful than me. 1377 01:24:34,160 --> 01:24:34,797 - Bent. 1378 01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:38,396 - And then something happened. 1379 01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:39,954 - Feel the balance. 1380 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:41,634 - something happened . 1381 01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:44,793 - You've done surfing. 1382 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:46,559 - You make me hot. 1383 01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:48,679 - Yeah, too. 1384 01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:57,440 What is happening to us? 1385 01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:00,794 - I do not know. 1386 01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:04,639 That ever happened to me. 1387 01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:21,597 - You have a depressed look. 1388 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:22,910 - What? 1389 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:25,071 - You have a depressed look. 1390 01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:28,915 Women, are like tobacco, ..you need to stop. 1391 01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:32,551 - You may be right In addition, I have good taste. 1392 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:35,314 .. Fagot. I like Proust, Visconti, .. 1393 01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:36,795 .. Lady Gaga. 1394 01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:37,916 Ah. 1395 01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:39,798 - We're not fags, us. 1396 01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:41,360 We are not pansies. 1397 01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:43,790 We are just tired of bitches. 1398 01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:46,714 - Okay, but ... Finally ... 1399 01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:48,155 - What? - What? 1400 01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:51,392 - When you are together, both .. 1401 01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:53,318 .. Naked night ... 1402 01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:55,238 At one point, you ... 1403 01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:58,797 - Wait, stop. It is good, but .. 1404 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:00,758 This .. is mutual. - Ah? 1405 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,149 - This is different. 1406 01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:04,710 We are in love. This is love. 1407 01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:07,589 My friend, the priest, Vanish Le Tallec, .. 1408 01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:10,719 .. Just here to connect us with the great All. 1409 01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:13,554 - Vanish Le Tallec, the guru comes out .. 1410 01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:14,596 Prison ..? 1411 01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:16,638 - Why do you judge? 1412 01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:19,838 - Would you pay? I finished my service. 1413 01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:21,593 I'm going to the beach. 1414 01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:23,509 Alone. 1415 01:26:24,160 --> 01:26:27,118 - You've already made love today? 1416 01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:28,191 - Yes 1417 01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:30,352 But I'm not tired. 1418 01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:35,710 - Hedonism. 1419 01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:51,069 - I drink something. 1420 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,435 You want something? - No, thank you. 1421 01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:28,998 - There are many degrees of alcohol? 1422 01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:33,790 No. 1423 01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:37,155 Oh no ... 1424 01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:39,877 No! Fuck! 1425 01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:02,350 - Welcome to the family. 1426 01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:04,438 - Health friends. - Health. 1427 01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:06,438 Pass the man drink. 1428 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,958 I'll leave this, It's for bicycle pumps. 1429 01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:11,076 - Yeah. 1430 01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:33,871 What is it? - Pork Gascon. 1431 01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:35,440 - It looks good. 1432 01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:37,552 - nicely rose soon cooked. 1433 01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:53,356 - What? 1434 01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:55,392 It can jump generations. 1435 01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:57,910 - My great-grandfather was béké. 1436 01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:24,312 * All men think They know love. 1437 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:28,958 * But we all know love is a mystery. 1438 01:29:30,360 --> 01:29:31,634 * Such a union .. 1439 01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:33,996 * .. Is rare, miraculous .. 1440 01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:35,835 * .. And sacred. 1441 01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:57,835 - Long live the newlyweds. 1442 01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:05,829 * - Jean-Georges, Steve I have a surprise for you. 1443 01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:07,593 - Do not ruin it. 1444 01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:10,832 * - No, I think My gift will please them. 1445 01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:12,829 - Do not be stupid. 1446 01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:32,596 - Taxi. 1447 01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:44,399 Take me there, please. 1448 01:30:54,280 --> 01:30:57,432 * - Ladies and gentlemen, Jean-Georges and Steve .. 1449 01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:00,719 * .. For you, great, the gigantic .. 1450 01:31:01,440 --> 01:31:04,990 * .. The greatest composer in the world, a living legend .. 1451 01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:07,436 * .. My absolute idol .. 1452 01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:09,713 * M. .. Michel Legrand! 1453 01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:32,237 - I ran from Paris I point out. 1454 01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:35,630 - I, too, since I know you. 1455 01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:47,360 - I was right, you are in love. 1456 01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:49,355 - Especially her. 1457 01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:51,994 - Especially him. 1458 01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:54,278 - Especially her. - Especially you. 1459 01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:56,269 Me, not at all. 1460 01:32:57,280 --> 01:32:58,509 It's just sex. 1461 01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:40,073 But your theory credit of 3 years ... 1462 01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:45,520 If we do not see each other for 3 months I met a model. 1463 01:33:45,760 --> 01:33:47,876 Extension of.. 3 months? 1464 01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:50,999 - Yes. Well, no. Who cares. 1465 01:33:51,240 --> 01:33:55,677 I think it would be good not to leave. It would be nice. 1466 01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:57,274 - Oh yeah? - Yes. 1467 01:33:57,560 --> 01:33:59,358 - Okay, but how far? 1468 01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:01,790 Until February 20, or until May 7? 1469 01:34:02,040 --> 01:34:04,793 I do not understand well. It changes everything. 1470 01:34:07,960 --> 01:34:09,394 - It's going to be okay. 1471 01:34:54,840 --> 01:34:57,036 - We count from the first orgasm. 1472 01:34:57,280 --> 01:35:00,432 - They have not yet started, it looks like two turtles. 1473 01:35:07,720 --> 01:35:11,031 - There are more years. - But people. 1474 01:35:22,200 --> 01:35:25,556 - I feel this love story is charming. 1475 01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:29,919 Especially since this ... What’s her name? Alice here. 1476 01:35:30,160 --> 01:35:34,074 She is a potential troublemaker, so it can last. 1477 01:35:41,680 --> 01:35:45,230 - No need to be two to love. I love you, you love me. 1478 01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:47,830 - Exactly. - That's it, love. 1479 01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:58,192 - I leave you, Ingrid. I kiss you. 1480 01:35:58,440 --> 01:36:01,193 If Marc dropped her soon We have the second volume. 1481 01:36:01,440 --> 01:36:04,432 Before the summer, this is the jackpot. 1482 01:36:12,440 --> 01:36:14,829 - I count the years that remain. 1483 01:36:15,080 --> 01:36:17,276 - What do you say? - No, nothing. 1484 01:36:17,560 --> 01:36:18,994 My love. 1485 01:36:26,640 --> 01:36:29,109 - Alice? I know even who he is. 1486 01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:32,318 It is so well with Svetlana. Okay? 1487 01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:34,352 Svet and I this is for life. 1488 01:36:34,640 --> 01:36:36,074 - It will be 3000 euros. 1489 01:36:37,400 --> 01:36:38,629 - 3000, anyway. 1490 01:36:45,880 --> 01:36:50,511 - You think I like small school kids. Not at all. 1491 01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:52,159 These are DéliChoc. 1492 01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:03,949 - It should marry. With me, he was too young. 1493 01:37:06,040 --> 01:37:07,394 There is good. 1494 01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:12,079 - That's good, " lé, it is good." It can make a good title. 1495 01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:42,997 Subtitle: j.y.e. 1496 01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:46,135 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player