我不知道 我只是厌倦了他总是不在家 I don't know, I'm just tired of him being gone all the time.
我他妈早死了 Well, I'm so fucking morning, well,
他给我买了 他给我买了个新玩具 Well, see, he got me, hmm, he got me this new toy.
我相信你也有一个 对吧 谢尔小姐 It's, well, I'm sure you have one, too, don't you Miss Shell.
这个 玻璃渡渡鸟 MM Well, this one, the glass dodo, MM,
它很漂亮 上面都是小心形 And it's so nice and it's got little hearts all over it.
我的心都升起来了 感觉很好 我只是很饥渴 And the hearts are raised, so it feels so good, um, I'm just so horny.
毫米 MM,
非常饥渴 而且我 你知道 马上要做工作报告了 So incredibly horny, and since I'm, you know, making a presentation soon for work.
啊 Ah,
我一直在我的电子书里读关于性的书 MM, I-I am reading about sex all the time in my e book.
我就是这样 I'm just that combined with.
我丈夫的离去让我无法承受 有时候 我需要内心一直有个坚硬的东西 My husband being gone is just too much to bear. Sometimes it just, I have to have something hard inside me all the time.
啊 啊 Ah, ah.
啊 Ah,
你真该买个玻璃渡渡鸟 他们很好 You should totally get a glass dodo. They're so nice.
你知道 这感觉太棒了 Ooh, and you know, it feels so good.
它们太完美了 They're so so perfect.
是的 这是我丈夫给我选的 因为上面有心形 Well, yes, my husband picked this one out for me because it has hearts on it.
但是我有一个很长的报告要做 我不知道 我需要 我一直在研究我的报告 But I have such a long presentation to make soon at work, and I don't know, I need, I've been reading up on my presentation.
但是 But.
这是一个的 这几乎是一部纪录片 It's a it's. It's actually a documentary, almost.
关于一年中每天都有性生活的夫妇 以及这对他们日常生活中的关系有何影响 About couples who have sex every single day of the year, and how that impacts their relationship in their daily lives.
我同意 我同意 性是一件很美妙的事 它也可以 I agree, I agree, sex can be A-A wonderful thing. It also can just.
它可以如此治愈 It can be so healing.
啊 Ah,
一直都很兴奋啊 Oh, just so incredibly turned on all the time.
天啊 我忍不住 啊 我丈夫总是打电话问我怎么样 God, I can't help it. Ah. And my husband's always calling to check up on me.
他发现我背叛了他 所以他给我买了这个渡渡鸟 希望我不会再背叛他了 Well, he found out I was kind of cheating on him, so that's why he got me this dodo, hoping that I wouldn't be cheating anymore.
加快速度 等一下 让我 让我让你等一下 我马上回来 好吗 Up speed of the devil, hold on, let me, let me just put you on hold real quick. I'll be right back, OK?
嗨 蜂蜜 Hi. Honey.
不 我只是 我只是在看我的工作报告 我很喜欢 Oh no, I'm just a. I'm just reading up on my presentation for work, I love it.
是的 我一直在用新的德尔多 Yes, I've been using the new Deldo.
我好想你 亲爱的 真希望你在这里 我警告你 I miss you so much, honey, I wish you were here. I'm so warning, ah,
否则你很快就会回家了 好吧 Or you'll be home soon. Well,
那不是很快 也许我现在需要你在这里 我想让你的心在我体内 That's not soon. Maybe I need you here now, I want your heart to inside me now.
哦 Uh,
好吧 等你有机会再打给我 我知道你很忙 宝贝先生 我爱你们 Okay, all right, we'll call me back when you get another break. I know you're so busy, baby and Monsieur, I love you.
好吧 Okay?
米歇尔 Michelle.
哦 是的 是他 他只是来看看我 Oh yeah, it was him. He's just checking up on me.
自从我出轨后 他就一直这么做 当他回家时 他也一直在检查我的阴部 以确保没有进来 He's been doing it so much more since I cheated on him. He's been checking my pussy, too, when he comes home to make sure there's no come in it.
但我想这就是我背叛他的下场 But I guess that's what I get for cheating on him.
我得走了 我 我太饥渴了 我再打给你 好的 好的 再见 I've got to go, I, I'm so incredibly horny. I'll call you back, okay, okay, bye,
孩子 进来 Son come in here.
我需要你儿子过来一下 Ah, I need your son come here.
哦 嗨 亲爱的 Oh hi, sweetie.
看 妈妈很饥渴 Look, mommy is very horny.
我需要你 我不希望你说话 我一点也不希望你说话 但我一直都很饥渴 我要么是 And I need you, I don't want you to talk, I don't want you to talk at all, but I am so incredibly horny all the time. And I'm either going to Have.
这个杰克在我的阴道里 This Jack inside my pussy.
或者你是个混蛋 你的很好很真实 不是渡渡鸟 所以我要你的 Or you're dick, yours is nice and real, and it's not a dodo, so I want yours.
你知道的 You know.
你为什么不上来我要你上我 Why don't you come up here on the bed I want you to fuck me.
是的 这就是它的标志 我要你上来 Yes, that's it sign. I want you to come up here.
你 啊操我 哦 我要把这个拿出来 啊 就一会儿 You, ah to fuck me, oh, I'm gonna take this out, ah, just momentarily.
我一点也不想要你的屁股 我只想让你的鸡巴进入我体内 I don't want either bottom you at all. I just want your cock inside me.
妈妈太饥渴了 Mommy is so horny.
是的 哦 啊 是的 Yeah, oh, ah, yeah.
哦 哦 Oh, oh,
啊 Ah,
现在 Now.
别烦我 别烦我 因为我得好好研究一下这周的工作报告 Don't bother, don't bother me, because I need to read up on my presentation for work this week.
啊 Ah,
不许进入我体内 所以要确保你明白这一点 想都不要想 And no coming inside me. So make sure you understand that, do not even think about it.
你只是来满足妈妈的性欲的 You're just here to satisfy mommy's sexual desires.
你一定不要说话 因为Michelle又给我打电话了 嗨 Michelle You make sure you're not talking at all, because Michelle is calling me again, hi, michelle,
不 我只是在研究我的 我的报告 不过我还是要警告你 Oh no, I'm just reading up on my, uh, on my presentation. I'm still so incredibly warning, though.
天啊 太糟糕了 我都起鸡皮疙瘩了 我太饥渴了 My God, it's bad, ah, I've got goose bumps. I'm so horny, oh,
你有过这样的经历吗 Do you ever get like that?
它是坏的 It's bad.
我他妈一直早上 天啊 我都不知道我是不是吃了什么 I'm so fucking morning all the time, oh man, I don't know if I ate something or what the hell it is.
天啊 我想我只是读了太多关于性的书 你知道的 My God, I think it's just I'm reading about sex so much, and you know.
这就是所有这些的结合 我只是 噢 只是很酷 很疯狂 It's just all of it combined. I'm just, oh, just cool, crazy.
再等一下 我丈夫又打电话来问我怎么样了 Hold on again, my husband is calling to check up on me again.
亲爱的 没有 我还在读书 学习 Hi, honey, no, I'm still just reading and studying and.
记得吗 我告诉过你们我的报告是关于什么的 Remember, I told you what my presentations about.
是的 它是关于那些每天都做爱的夫妇以及它如何影响他们的生活 Yes, it's about couples who have sex every day of the year and how it impacts their lives.
好吧 没关系 没关系 你不必感到内疚 我们不能 我们不能 Well, that's okay. It's okay. You don't have to feel guilty. We can't. We can't.
我们不能这么做 因为你要工作 又经常出差 没关系的 We can't do that because you work and you're gone so much, it's okay.
好吧 我也爱你 亲爱的 我想你 好吧 再见 Okay, I love you too, sweetie, I miss you. Okay. Bye.
好的 我回来了 只是他又来检查我了 他不信任我 Okay, I'm back. It was just him checking on me again, he just doesn't trust me.
他所做的 他每次回家都会检查我的阴部 对吧 He does. He checks my pussy every time he comes home, yeah?
我知道 I know.
也许有一天他会停下来 我不知道 但在那之前 一切都是注定的 你知道 可能是那样的 别做任何事 Well, maybe he'll, maybe he'll stop some day, I don't know, but until then it's sug, and you know, it can be that way, don't make any.
是的 Yeah.
也许你可以来听我的演讲 有你在真好 Well, maybe you could come to one of my presentations one time. It'd be great to have you.
他今晚应该会回来什么的 所以也许我能走运 Now he's supposed to be home later tonight or something, so maybe I can get lucky.
所以亲爱的上帝 我太需要它了 So honey God, I need it so bad.
不 不 不 不 我现在可不想利用我女儿 Oh, why, no, no, no, no, I'm not using my daughter right now.
哦 不 只是当我读到这些报告的时候 我就忍不住了 Oh, no, it's just I get so morning when I'm reading about these presentations, I can't help it.
哦 我起鸡皮疙瘩了 Oh, I get goose bumps.
真的 我不知道是这样 Really, I didn't know that is it.
他们是好的 这样吧 我过会儿打给你 好吗 They are okay. Well, I tell you what, let me call you back in a minute, okay?
我马上打给你 好吗 I'll call you right back, okay?
好吧 我要你 妈妈太饥渴了 Okay, I want you, mommy's so horny.
我要你背着我 我要你操我 传教士 I want you to to put me on my back, and I want you to fuck me missionary.
但我不想让你进入我体内 这只是你的鸡巴在我体内 我要么给你鸡巴 要么给德尔多 你的老二比三角鸡强 所以 But I don't want you to come inside me. This is just your cock inside me, I'm gonna either have you dick, or a Deldo. Your dick is better than a deldo, So.
就像这样 Just like this.
记住 别说话 操我就行了 Remember, don't talk, just fuck me.
别碰我的奶子 也别碰我要读的东西 And don't touch my tits or anything I need to read for my presentation.
很好 很简单 他妈的 That's good, nice and easy. Fucking.
我不想让你操我太快或太狠 那样的话 你就打扰我看书了 I don't want you to fuck me too fast or too hard, so that way, you interrupt me for my reading.
好 就是这样 Good, that's it.
我一直在外面帮你 现在轮到你来帮妈妈了 See, all those times I've helped you outside, now you get to help Mommy out.
妈妈欲火中烧 而你要做满足她阴部的鸡巴 Mommy's horny, and you get to be the cock that satisfies her pussy.
在她为她的性表现学习的时候 While she studies for her sexual presentation.
我不记得了 儿子 你就没想过进妈妈的阴部吗 I never remember, son, do you not even think about coming inside mommy's pussy?
当你接近的时候 我要你停下来 我要你回你的房间自己完成 When you get close, I want you to stop, and I want you to go to your room and finish on your own by yourself.
这是个好兆头 留着你妈的阴部吧 That's good sign, keep fucking mommy's pussy.
但是爸爸现在很怀疑妈妈 所以别想了 But daddy is very suspicious of Mommy right now, so don't even think.
关于进来 妈妈的阴部 因为那样会给我带来很多问题 他每天回家都会检查我的阴部 About coming in, mamma's pussy, because then that would just create so many problems for me. He checks my pussy every day he comes home, you know,
哦 狗屎 Oh shit.
你好 Hello,
哦 嗨 亲爱的 不 我只是在看我的报告 Oh hi, honey, no, I'm just just reading up on my presentation.
哦 宝贝 我也想你 Oh baby, I miss you too.
虽然渡渡鸟 是的 我一直在用它 我爱它 感觉好极了 Though the dodo, yes, I've been using it, I love it. It feels so good.
这是惊人的 That's amazing.
虽然感觉不像真混蛋 但已经够好了 Well, it doesn't feel like a real dick, but it's good enough.
不 绝对比不上你 亲爱的 我喜欢你上我 我非常想你 No, it definitely doesn't compare to yours, honey, I love when you fuck me and I miss you so very much.
不 这娘们是你的 No, this pussy is all yours.
不要制造噪音 Don't make any noise.
哦 不 不 那不是 我只是开着电视 所以你可能从电视上听到了一些 Oh no, no, that wasn't. I was just the Tv's on, so you might have heard a little bit from the TV or something.
亲爱的 米歇尔给我回电话了 我先走了 好吗 Sweetie, michelle is calling me back, so I'll let you go, okay?
我爱你 再见 I love you Bye.
嘿 Michelle 我告诉John会给你回电话的 傻丫头 没有 我还在为我的报告复习呢 Hey Michelle, I told John would call you back, silly girl, no, I'm still just studying for my presentation.
是的 Yeah.
不 嗯 No, um,
我不知道他们在打折 所以就像我之前说的 我一定要去看看 I didn't know that they were having a sale, so like I said before, I-I definitely need to check that out.
我喜欢性感的洗衣 I love sexy laundry.
我喜欢戏服 我喜欢我的一切 如此肮脏的小指 你知道我们以前买过东西吗 I love costumes, I love all that I am, such a dirty little pinky, will you know that we've gone shopping before.
你不记得我买了件性感的小便服吗 Don't you remember I got that sexy little neglige.
是啊 他很兴奋 我给他穿的时候 他把它包得粉碎 想把它从绿色里弄下来 Yeah, he was so excited. When I wore it for him, he wrapped it to shreds, trying to get it off of green.
我喜欢尝试新的体位 我喜欢在不同的地方做爱 I love trying new positions, I love fucking in different places.
别这样 米歇尔 你知道我有多饥渴 我一直在警告你 Come on, michelle, you know how horny I am, I'm warning all the time.
我爱它 我爱他妈的 I love it. I love fucking.
是的 如果我丈夫在这里 我绝对会天天操他 Yes, I would definitely fuck my husband every day if he was here.
是啊 你应该试试其他古怪的东西 Yeah, you should try some different kinky things.
是的 尝试不同的东西 很有趣 在卧室里创造一些情趣 是吗 Yeah, try different stuff, it's fun, it creates some spice in the bedroom, yeah?
哦 没有比这更好的了 Oh, there's nothing like it.
太棒了 感觉棒极了 That's so good, it feels amazing.
去洗几件性感的衣服 然后穿给他看他喜不喜欢 Will get some sexy laundry, eh and wear it for him and see if he likes it.
也许你该看看我的演讲笔记 Um, maybe you should read my presentation notes.
是的 也许你应该 也许你应该从明年的1月1日开始 像365天一样做爱 Yeah, maybe you should, maybe you should have sex like 365 days next year, starting January 1.
看看这会对你们的关系有什么影响 我打赌会很好 我也想 但他从不在家 See how that affects your, your relationship, I bet you it'll be great. Well, I would, but he's never home.
是的 Yeah.
不 它很好 No, it's great.
我有一些这样做的人的推荐信 他们做得很好 I actually have some testimonials from people that have done that, and they are doing really well.
是的 他们真的改善了他们的关系 我知道 但你得挤出时间来 Yeah, they have really improved their relationships. Well, I know, but you just have to make time for it.
好吧 好吧 给我回电话 再见 Oh, okay, well, in, all right, give me call back, okay, bye.
我 I
记得看不到未来 你的鸡巴硬得像石头 我能看出你真的很饥渴 但这都是关于妈妈的 Remember saw no coming, your dick is rock hard, and I can tell that you're really horny, but this is all about Mommy.
不要摸妈妈的乳房 不要摸妈妈的乳房 不要进入妈妈的阴部 No touching mommy s boobs, no groping mommy s tits, and no coming inside mommy s pussy.
我的学习 My studying.
我今晚只需要你的鸡巴在我体内 I just needed your cock inside me tonight.
好吧 所以如何 Okay. So how about.
你把妈妈翻个身 给我来个狗式的 是啊 这正是妈妈想要的 How about you flip mommy over and do me, doggy style? Yeah, that's what Mommy wants.
这里 就像这样 这样 我仍然可以通过阅读来为我的演讲做准备 Here, just like this, and that way, I can still read to study for my presentation.
就是这样 That's it.
是的 Yeah.
妈的 妈妈的阴部就像这样 记住 别碰我的孩子 别试着向下触摸我的指尖 不要 Fuck, mommy's pussy just like this, and remember, don't touch my kids. Don't try to reach down and touch my tips and don't.
别操我太狠 慢慢来 这样我就能看我的演讲笔记了 Don't fuck me too hard, just nice and slow, so that way, I can read my presentation notes.
绝对不准来 明白了吗 孩子 不许进入我体内 是的 妈妈 And absolutely no coming, you got that, son? No coming inside me. Yes. Mommy.
当你准备好了 你就离开去你的房间 现在妈妈要去学习了 You make sure that when you're ready, you pull out and you go into your room. Now mommy's going to be studying.
这是一个好迹象 保持他妈的妈妈紧的小猫咪感觉很好 That's good sign, keep fucking mommy s tight little pussy feel so good.
该死的早上 很好 但你一定不要来 好吗 我很好 Fucking morning, that's good, but make sure you don't even think about coming, okay, got it good.
好吧 我来看看贝壳有多长 Okay, I want to come show how long shell.
没有 我还在学习 是的 No, I'm uh, still studying. Yeah.
我只是 你知道的 在整理我的演讲笔记 Oh, I'm just, you know, touching up my notes for the presentation.
嗯 Um,
我还是那么饥渴 这太疯狂了 肯定是我吃了什么 或者我不知道 我就是吃不够鸡巴 I am still so fucking horny, it's crazy, must be something I ate, or I don't know, and I just can't get enough of cock.
这很糟糕 因为我的身体不好 他没有回家 我丈夫会一直给我 但他不在家 Ah, and it sucks because I don't get well. He's never home. My husband will give it to me all the time, but he's not home.
我知道 对吧 I know, right?
就像我说的 也许你应该来听我的演讲 Well, um, like I said, maybe you should come to one of my presentations.
倾销 Dumping.
真的 我不知道 Really, I didn't know that.
哦 那很有趣 我很久以前上过他 Oh, that's interesting. I used to fuck him a long time ago.
是啊 在我结婚之前 Yeah, way before I was married.
我不知道他在和她约会 我比她强多了 I didn't know that he was seeing her. HA, I was way better than she is.
我可以向你保证我比她操得好 Oh, I can guarantee you I fuck better than she does.
你没必要再说一遍 等一下 我丈夫打电话来 You don't have to repeat that up. Hold on, my husband's calling.
你好 亲爱的 我也想你 Hello, hi, sweetie, I miss you too.
是的 我还在学习 Yeah, I'm still studying.
哦 我们的儿子 我不知道 他在房间里看电视什么的 我听到他的电视在响 Oh, our son, I don't know. He's watching TV or something in his room, I hear his TV going.
不 晚饭后我就没跟他说过话 No, I haven't talked to him since dinner.
好吧 为什么可以在门上抠我的头然后告诉他你爱他 Okay, why can pick my head in the door and tell him you said, hi, you love him?
肯定的是 Sure,
现在我正在学习 在房间里放松 准备你的演讲 Now I'm just stud, just relaxing in the room and setting up from your presentation.
我好想你 亲爱的 I miss you so much, sweetie?
好吧 我一会儿再打给你 我爱你 Okay, I'll talk to you soon. I love you.
好了 回来 米歇尔回来 饥渴是 妈的 我太饥渴了 哦 Okay back, michelle back and horny is, fuck, god, damn, I'm so horny. Oh,
天啊 Oh man,
我需要点性爱钱之类的 I need to get like a sex dollar, something.
我不知道渡渡鸟是不是很棒 但我需要更现实的迪克 我每天早上都他妈很忙 I don't know the dodo is awesome, but I need more realistic Dick, I'm so fucking morning all the time.
嗨 Hi.
我知道 I know.
然而 就像我在演讲中所说的 每天都做爱是健康的 While, just like in my presentation, it's healthy to have sex all the time every day.
是的 Yeah.
不 他总是打电话来问我怎么样 我不知道 我猜他不信任我 No, he just, he calls all the time to check up on me. I don't know. He doesn't trust me, I guess.
是的 Yeah.
嗯 MHM,
好的 我会给我回电话的 OK, I will call me back.
好了 米歇尔 再见 All right, michelle, bye,
你知道 有趣 如果你想想 你是我的真实生活 性短信 但没人知道 You know, fun, if you think about, you are my real life, sext, all, but nobody else knows that.
你只要保持安静 不要说话 不要来 You just make sure you're quiet, no talking from you and no coming.
哦 Uh,
对钱来说 这很好 又好又慢 It's good, nice and slow for money.
我太饥渴了 我需要 好吧 让我骑你 I'm so fucking horny, I need to, just, all right, let me ride you.
让妈妈骑 你 Let mommy ride. You.
我知道你喜欢这个姿势 儿子 但这是妈妈的决定 I know you like this position, son, but it's mommy's decision.
妈妈 有人需要车 Mummy, someone needs a car.
这次不是妈妈帮你 是你帮我 好吗 妈妈 很好 现在让妈妈 And it's not Mommy doing the favor for you this time, it's you doing the favor for me, okay, mommy, good, now let mommy.
快走 妈妈会骑你的 Go now, mommy is going to ride you.
别想碰我的猫 And don't even think about touching my cat.
因为我需要阅读我的报告 Because I need to read on my presentation.
是的 Yeah.
哦 Oh,
嗯 Um,
记住不要进来妈妈 当你觉得需要进来的时候 你就停下来告诉我别再写了 And remember no coming inside Mommy, when you feel the need to come, you just stop and tell me to stop writing.
然后你回你的房间 自己一个人走 不带我 And you go into your room and do your coming on your own by yourself without me.
好吧 Okay?
开枪 Shoot.
嗨 不 我只是 Hi, no, I was just a.
只是学习 嗯 Just studying. MHM,
嗯 我知道我实际上已经快结束了 我可能还有一个不知道多小时的时间 MHM, I know I'm actually almost wrapped up, I've got probably another I don't know hour to go.
嗯 MHM,
是的 Yes.
我知道当我完成学习的时候我会很高兴 然后我就可以轻松地看电视了 I know I'll be so glad when I'm done studying, and then I can just relax and watch TV.
也许我会再用我的渡渡鸟 但它还是跑得那么快 哦 我没办法 Maybe I'll use my dodo again, and it's still so fucking running. Oh, I can't help it.
嗯 MHM,
我的天啊 Oh, oh my god,
不 这是好的 我再打给你 米歇尔 我再打给你 我稍后再打给你 好吧 好吧 再见 No, it's okay. Um, I'll call you back, michelle, I'll call. I'll call you later. Okay. All right, bye.
搞什么 天哪 你刚进了我的身体 我告诉过你不要进去 What the fuck, my God, you just came inside me, and I told you not to.
给你 Give it.
我没时间收拾了 你父亲说他马上就回来 他可能已经在路上了 我可没时间听你胡扯 I don't have time to clean this up. Your father said that he was coming home soon, he's probably already on his way, I don't have time for this fucking bullshit.
我叫你停下来 回你的房间自己完成 我没时间跟你说这些 I told you to stop and go to your room and finish on your own. I don't have time for this.
你父亲总是来看我 他总是检查我的阴部 所以他一到家 这就是他要做的第一件事 啊 Your father checks on me all the time. He checks my pussy all the time for come, so as soon as he gets home, that's the first thing he's going to do. Ah,
回你的房间去 快出去 回你的房间去 快 Just go to your room now, just get out, go to your room, go on.
草泥马 That motherfucker.
没有节育什么的 他进入了我的内心深处 天啊 Not on birth control or anything, and he came so deep inside me, my God,
真不敢相信他这么做了 真是个混蛋 Can't believe he did that, ah, what an asshole, you know.
我丈夫会的 我怎么了 My husband is gonna be, so what's that with me?
天啊 真不敢相信 My God, I can't believe this shit.
我根本就不该利用他 我不应该利用我儿子 I shouldn't have even used him. I shouldn't have used my son.
因为现在很明显 当我丈夫几小时后回家时 我甚至没有时间清理这些 Because now it's gonna be so obvious, when my husband comes home in a few hours, I don't even have time to clean this up.
据我所知 他现在可能正在车道上 神 For all I know, he could be coming in the driveway right now. God.
我现在太累了 也很生气 真不敢相信他这么对我 I'm so tired now and oh so irritated, oh, I can't believe he did that to me.
我应该让他明天再多做点家务什么的 I should make him do extra worker on the house tomorrow or something.
我很生他的气 我告诉过他很多次不要那样做 I am so angry with him, ah, I told him so many times not to do that.
我不会让他戴套套的因为我讨厌那太恶心了 Oh, I'm not ever going to make him wear condom because I hate those are so gross.
我应该稍微学习一下 我努力学习 I should study a little bit. I try to study.
我很生气 我甚至不能再学习了 I CA, I'm so irritated, I can't even study anymore.
嘿 是我 Hey, it's me.
哦 不 不 一切都好 只是我在涂指甲的时候 掉了一瓶指甲油 Oh no, no, everythings fine. It's just A-I was painting my nails, and I dropped the bottle of polish.
是啊 我打扫了一下家里 Yeah, I had a bit domestic clean up.
我也没时间收拾这些烂摊子了 因为我丈夫应该很快就回来了 And I don't have time to clean up messes, because my husband should be coming home soon.
什么都没有 什么都没有 现在很好 Nothing, nothing. Now it's fine.
哦 我只是想和你聊天 我只是没有心情再学习了 我激怒了 Oh, I just wanted to chat with you, I just not in the mood to study anymore. I'm irritated.
哦 什么都没有 Oh nothing.
太好了 你是对的 我女儿会让我开心起来 不是吗 That's so good, you're right, though, my daughter would cheer me up, wouldn't it?
不过这是一个很好的蒸馏器 It is a pretty nice still, though.
当然 我一直在 Of course, I have been.
是的 我整晚都把它放在床边 嘿 你永远不知道什么时候半夜喇叭响了你就想把它塞进去 Yes, I keep it right beside my bed all night long. Hey, you never know when you get horn in the middle of the night and you wanna just slide it in.
你有没有从一个嗯 从一个春梦中醒来过 Have you ever woken up from a yeah, from a wet dream?
我曾经 我在高潮中醒来 然后感觉很爽 是的 I have, I've woken up in the middle of an orgasm before it was amazing. Yes.
你知道吗等等等一下 我有话要说 但等等 我丈夫又打电话给我了 You know what Hold on Just a second, I had something to say, but hold on, my husband's calling me again.
嗨 蜂蜜 Hi. Honey.
我快不稳定了 你你很快就能回家了我想你 我好饥渴 Oh, I'm almost unsteady, are you Are you going to be coming home soon I miss you, I'm so incredibly horny.
哦 你是 哦 好的 Oh, you are. Oh, okay.
好吧 你来的时候我可能已经睡着了 但是 OK, well, I'll probably be sleeping by the time you get here, but um.
好吧 我爱你们 再见 Okay, I love you all, see soon.
通过游泳 By swimming.
那是我 那是我丈夫刚才说他在回家的路上 他很快就会来 但是你为什么不 Now that was my, that was my husband just saying he was on his way home, yeah, he'll be here soon, but why don't you, um,
要不我明天给你打电话吧 我明天要请假 Why don't you let me call you tomorrow I'm actually going to take tomorrow off.
是的 我的报告不是明天 是几天后 所以我可以明天研究我的其他东西 Yeah, my presentation isn't tomorrow, it's in a few days, so I can study the rest of my stuff tomorrow.
是啊 你给了我一个很好的主意 我的渡渡鸟 Yeah, I, you just gave me a really good idea. My dodo is.
太棒了 太完美了 尺寸也很合适 而且需要用 我晚点再打给你 It's, it's amazing, it's so perfect, it's, so it's the right size, and it needs to be used, so I will call you later.
你会喜欢的 你应该 你应该要一个作为你的生日或圣诞节或其他什么 你应该得到一个 但是是的 You would love one, you should, you should ask for one for your birthday or Christmas or something, you should get one, but yeah,
好吧 我等下和米歇尔聊 Okay, all right, I'll talk to you later by Michelle.
我很清楚我要做什么 I know exactly what I'm going to do.
我会把这只渡渡鸟放进我的阴道里 I will put this dodo deep inside my pussy.
当我丈夫回家的时候 And when my husband comes home.
今晚 他 Later tonight, he.
你觉得我 What do you think that I.
有过一次性幻想 我在研究我的性展示材料时变得很饥渴 Had a sexual fantasy, ah, that, I got so horny from studying my sex presentation material.
他会认为我对我女儿太过殷勤 And he'll think that I came so much all over my daughter.
应该是完美的 多么完美的想法啊 Ought to be perfect. Such a perfect idea, ah,
真是个好主意 Um, what a great idea.
他应该很快就到家了 那样的话 He should be home soon, so that way.
当他发现我内心深处的渡渡鸟和所有的一切 他会认为这是我的到来 When he finds my dodo deep inside me with all that come in there, he'll just think that it was my come.
这真是个好主意 Ah, it's such a great idea.
哦 我太累了 Oh, I'm so tired.
我今晚绝对不能再学习了 嗯 我明天放假 所以我可以学习 I definitely can't study anymore tonight. Mmm, I have tomorrow off, so I can study.
我想我只是躺在这里 I think I just lay here.
把这张照片藏在我的阴部里 With this photo deep inside my pussy.
哦 在我丈夫回来之前我就放松一下 Oh, I'll just relax until my husband comes home.
我只是时间是我的到来 因为我没有时间放弃它 I just time it's my come, since I don't have time to quit it up.
太累了 不想打扫了 不管怎么说 Too tired to clean up. Anyway,
我刚做了个春梦 这是他唯一能理解的 And I just had a wet dream. That's all he'll understand.
大便 Shit.