来吧,为我死,没错 Come on. Die for me. That's it.
为我而死吧,宝贝 Die for me, baby!
原来是你呀? So, it's you, huh?
你觉得你有能耐当老大 You think you got what it takes to be the boss.
靠,王冠的重量会压断你脖子的 Shit. Crown's so fucking heavy it'd break your neck.
只有我在努力让我们不成为过去式 I'm the only one keeping us from being a thing of the past.
你会干得很好,小子 You're gonna do good, kid.
你晓得我怎么知道吗? 因为你拥有最强师傅 You know how I know why? You had the best teacher there is.
好,开枪 And bang.
- 卡 - 打尾板 - Cut. - Tail slate.
好耶,很好,演得很棒 Yes. Yep. Excellent work.
- 很棒,兄弟,干得好,保罗 - 不知道耶,兄弟 - Excellent work, man. Good job, Paul. - I don't know, man.
吐太多口水了吗?口水会太多吗? Am I spitting too much? Is it too spit-y?
没有,不会啦,吐得很好,我... No. Hell no. It's just, like, excellent spit. I'm--
好,那么在最后...那遗憾的表情呢? Okay. And what about that... final look of regret.
我用眉毛做了另一种的诠释 看得出来吗? I did a little something different with my eyebrows. Is that reading?
可以,我完全看到了 我是说,当然有,我看到了,很棒 Yeah. I completely saw it. I mean, hells yes. I saw it. It's excellent.
- 谢谢,好的 - 再来一次 - Thank you. Okay. - We're gonna go again.
也许试试看加点放弃的情绪 Maybe try just a little bit of resignation.
- 我喜欢 - 再来一次 - I like that. - We're going again.
- 所以要从遗憾转到放弃 - 好,准备再来一次,各位 - So, regret to resignation. - All right. Stand by to go again, guys.
- 现场安静 - 好,懂吗? - Lock it up. - Yeah. You got it?
- 不错,好,来吧 - 可以吗? - Nice. All right. Let's do it. - You good?
嘿,各位,我可能需要再几分钟 Hey, guys, I may need a few extra minutes.
我的内裤里都是假血,所以... The fake blood is fully in my underpants now. So...
血内裤?别让人资听到啊 Bloody underpants? Don't let HR hear about that one.
汤米,兄弟,你好吗? Tommy, how you doing, man?
- 麦特,嘿,很高兴见到你,很好 - 麦特 - Matt. Hey. Great to see you. Yeah. - Matt.
这位是麦特,是电影公司代表 This is Matt. He's our studio guy.
对,我是此片的执行制作,麦特瑞米克 Yeah. I'm the exec on the film, Matt Remick.
- 好的,谢了 - 我是你的铁粉,保罗 - All right. Thanks. - Such a big fan of yours, Paul.
我其实很爱你的执导方式 你应该更常当导演 I love your directing, actually. You should do that more, you know.
- 你看过我导的片? - 看过啊,我超爱《狂野生活》 - You saw my film? - I saw it. I love Wildlife.
太精彩了,你执导的方式...太棒了 It was incredible. The way you shot it is... It's beautiful.
嘿...失陪,等一下 如果从遗憾、放弃到接受呢? Hey... Sorry. One sec. What if I went from regret to resignation to acceptance?
接受,我喜欢,让我看看 Acceptance. I love it. Show me.
好,对,好啊,可以吗? Yes. Yeah. Okay. You good?
- 那来吧 - 好,再来一次,我喜欢 - Let's go. - All right. Let's go again. I love it.
- 好的,兄弟,感谢你过来 - 好,没事啦 - All right, buddy. Thanks for coming by. - Yeah, no problem.
我其实有个想法,我想提个场景的建议 I had an idea, actually, that I was gonna run by you for the scene.
兄弟,想法已经够多了 Buddy, we're good on ideas.
还是谢了 不过我们在莎莉的派对上见吧? Thanks though, but I'll see you at Charlize's party, right?
好,当然好,我们那里见吧 我怎么会不去呢? Yeah. Of course. I'll see you there. Why wouldn't I be there?
很高兴见到你,保罗,加油囉 Great to see you, Paul. Keep it up.
好,好的 Yep. All right.
嘿,葵恩,我这周末 有受邀出席莎莉赛隆的派对吗? Hey, Quinn, was I invited to some Charlize Theron party this weekend?
什么?没有啊 莎莉赛隆为何要邀你参加她的派对? What? No. Why would Charlize Theron invite you to her party?
你总是一直在问 你有没有受邀出席名人的派对 You're always asking if you're invited to some celebrity's party
- 答案每次都是没有 - 很好,谢谢,我接下来有何行程? - and the answer's always no. - Great. Thank you. What do I have now?
- 跟叠叠乐的人开会 - 干,对耶 - A meeting with the Jenga people. - Fuck. That's right.
昨天是魔术方块,但现在又换叠叠乐? Yesterday was Rubik's Cube but now Jenga?
派蒂是电影公司的负责人 Patty's the head of the studio.
她的企业大头们想要我们 制作更多以知名品牌为基础的电影 Her corporate overlords want us to make more movies based on known brands,
所以我得去开这些该死的会议 so I gotta take these fucking meetings.
所以你现在要怎样? 拍以叠叠乐为主题的电影? So, now what do you do? You make a Jenga movie?
(大陆电影公司)
不是,要去开会 然后不拍那种该死的电影 No. You take the meeting and then you don't make the fucking movie,
专注去拍真正的好电影 and you focus on making an actual good movie.
我的天啊,真是太令人沮丧了 Oh, my God. This is so depressing.
我迟了30年才进入这该死的业界 I'm, like, 30 years too late to this fucking industry.
没错,相信我,如果我能做主 I know. Trust me. If it was up to me,
我们会专注制作下一部 《失婴记》、《安妮霍尔》或是 we'd be focusing on making the next Rosemary's Baby or Annie Hall or,
一些不是由死变态执导的优秀电影 you know, some great film that wasn't directed by a fucking pervert.
- 事实证明变态能拍出好电影 - 没错 - Turns out perverts make great movies. - They really do.
...由法兰克洛伊莱特于1927年设计的建筑 ...building designed by Frank Lloyd Wright in 1927
充满了他专属的马雅复兴式风格 in his signature Mayan revival style.
当初建造的宗旨 是要打造出一座电影的圣堂 It was built to literally be a temple of cinema.
电影的圣堂咧 Temple of cinema.
他们还想要我拍一部 关于什么烂木头砖块的电影耶 And they want me to make movies out of fucking wooden blocks.
- 呦 - 嘿,你好吗? - Yo. - Hey, what up?
嘿,我臭吗?我昨晚没回家 Hey, do I smell? I didn't go home last night.
很臭,你浑身都是伏特加味 Yes. You really smell like vodka.
只有伏特加吗?那没事 我跟佩德罗帕斯卡一起喝得烂醉 Just vodka? That's fine. Got shit-faced with Pedro Pascal.
我让他答应演出《妈妈派对》复刻版 I got him to sign off on the reshoots for Mom's Party
不过我们得专心,因为葛里芬米尔来了 而且派蒂不见踪影 but gotta focus. Because Griffin Mill is here and Patty's MIA.
执行长无预警现身,她惨了啦,麦特 A CEO showing up unannounced. Shit is going down, Matt.
要惨兮兮了 It's going down.
等等,葛里芬米尔来了 而且没人知道派蒂去哪了? Wait. Griffin Mill is here and no one knows where Patty is?
对,我是说,终于要发生了 派蒂走定了,她肯定要滚蛋了 Yes. I mean, I think it's happening. Patty's gonzo, she's gotta be.
不卖座的电影十连发 全都包给她那些蠢朋友去做 Ten straight bombs. She gave all of her dumbass friends overalls.
还花三千万美金翻修这栋房子 She spent $30 million restoring this building.
她玩完了 She's done,
而且我觉得我可能会接她的位置 and I kind of feel like I'm gonna replace her.
我是说,我也觉得我会接她的位置 I mean, I kind of also feel as though I could replace her.
对啊,对啦,当然啊,谁知道呢? Yeah, no. Yeah, of course. You never know.
不管怎样,我们的友情都不受影响 No matter what, our friendship cannot be affected.
- 当然,对 - 无论如何,我都挺你,兄弟 - Of course. Yeah. - When it happens, I got you, dawg.
我爱你 I love you.
去叫艾丝特张,谢谢 Esther Chang, right now. Thank you.
葵恩,妳绝对不会相信刚刚萨尔说了什么 Quinn. You will never believe what Sal just said.
派蒂被炒鱿鱼了 我刚刚跟她助理通话,她出局了 Patty's fired. I just talked to her assistant. She's out.
- 我的天啊 - 娱乐新闻网站就要报导了 - Oh, my God. - The story's about to break on Deadline.
她似乎一塌糊涂地来到办公室 然后匆匆地离开了 Apparently she came to the office a mess and then just sped off the lot.
太好了,我就知道会这样 Yes! I knew this was gonna happen.
我是说,我很难过,而且我爱派蒂 但我的时代可能就要来了 I mean, it's very sad and I love Patty, but this could be my time.
葛里芬米尔喜欢你吗? Does Griffin Mill like you?
老实说,我不知道 Honestly, I don't know.
我在他管事之后,只见过他几次 I've only met him, like, a couple times since he's been in charge.
他很不好搞懂 And he's very hard to read.
麦特瑞米克办公室,是的,当然好 Matt Remick's office. Yes. Of course.
葛里芬米尔现在就想见你 他在风景画棚内 Griffin Mill wants to see you right now. He's set up in scenic painting.
我不是要升官,就是要被炒鱿鱼了 I'm about to get promoted or fired,
但如果我拿到这工作 我就升妳当创意主管 but if I get this job, I'm bumping you up to creative executive.
真他妈的,我还以为你这么说 只是为了要我不辞职 Holy shit. I thought you only ever said that so I wouldn't quit.
我是,但我也是说真的 I did, but I also meant it.
你想来杯青汁还是什么的吗? Would you like a green juice or anything?
不用了,谢谢 I'm okay. Thank you.
你可以进去了 You can go right in.
欢迎 Welcome.
谢谢 Thank you.
抱歉这环境这么奇怪 Sorry about the strange surroundings.
我有些事情得处理 I just had some business I needed to take care of,
而我想隐密点的环境也许会比较妥适点 and I thought a discreet environment might be thoughtful.
- 当然啊,好,低调很重要 - 对啊,因为...对,没错 - Of course. Yeah. Discretion is key. - Yeah. Because... Yes. Exactly.
因为谁都不想听到别人哭天抢地 Because nobody wants to hear somebody else crying
因为被开除而崩溃 你知道的吧?来,请坐 and losing their shit while being fired, you know? Here, have a seat.
麦修,出于尊重,我就直接谈正事了 Matthew, out of respect, I'm gonna get right down to business.
派蒂的时代结束了 我认真考虑让你来取代她的职位 Patty's time has come and gone, and I'm seriously considering you to replace her.
我的天啊,好 我是最佳人选,我是最适合这工作的人 Oh, my God. Yes. I'm the guy. I'm the guy for the job.
为何...跟我说,为何你最适合? Why are... Tell me that. Why are you the guy?
这个嘛,我在大陆电影公司 工作长达22年 Well, I've worked at Continental for 22 years.
我买来了《MK超计划》的待售剧本 I bought the original spec script for MK Ultra which,
你一定清楚,由此催生出的系列电影 让我们赚了超过三十亿美金... as I'm sure you know, spawned a franchise that's made us over $3 billion for--
嘿,芮妮,我他妈的青汁呢? Hey, Renae. Where the fuck's my green juice?
- 你想来杯青汁吗? - 好啊,来一杯吧 - You want a green juice? - Yeah. I'd love one.
两杯青汁,现在就要 Two green juices. Now.
- 好的,长官 - 抱歉,请继续说 - Yes, sir. - Sorry. Continue.
电影就是我的生命 自从我小时候到这个片厂来参观 Film is my life. Ever since I came to this studio as a kid and went on the tour,
担任大陆电影公司的负责人 就是我梦寐以求的工作 being the head of Continental is the only job I've ever wanted.
真是令人钦佩 That is adorable.
好,好的,听我说,老实说 我对你只有一个强烈的疑虑 All right. Well, listen. I honestly just have one strong reservation about you.
我听说你很喜欢拍那种假文青的烂片 I've heard you are really into artsy-fartsy filmmaking bullshit,
而且你偏执地 想要让演员和导演们都喜欢你 that you're obsessed with actors and directors liking you
却非偏执地让这间电影公司赚越多钱越好 rather than being obsessed with making this studio as much money as possible.
- 你说我? - 对 - Me? - Yeah.
事实根本就不是这样 That could not be further from the truth.
我是超级在乎盈亏的 I am as bottom-line oriented as anyone in this town.
- 我相信你 - 太好了 - I believe you. - Great.
- 很好 - 很好 - Good. - Good.
因为我们大陆电影公司不拍片子 Because at Continental, we don't make films.
我们拍的是电影 We make movies.
大家想要付钱来看的电影 Movies that people wanna pay to see.
对 Yes.
过来,我要跟你说个祕密 Come here. I got a little secret for you.
不能让其他人听到 Not for anyone else to hear this,
不过我已经快要搞定 取得酷爱饮料的权利了 but I am very close to closing on the deal to get the rights to Kool-Aid.
而且这版本可是囊括了 四大受众的极大获利 And I'm talking a huge, four-quadrant version of it.
- 酷爱饮料? - 酷爱饮料 - Kool-Aid? - Kool-Aid.
- 那只小红人的饮料? - 对 - The red drink? - Yeah.
那只冲破墙壁 然后说“噢耶”的小红人? The guy who breaks through walls and says, "Oh, yeah"?
对 Yes.
- 真是他妈的太棒了 - 好的 - That is fucking perfect. - Okay.
我们就是该这么做啊,米尔先生 That's exactly what we should be doing, Mr. Mill.
- 终于有人懂了 - 对啊,我懂 - Finally, someone who gets it. - Yes. I get it.
- 我的天啊,太棒了,好耶 - 对呀 - Oh, my God. That's great. Yes. - Yes.
我是说,因为啊,你看看 I mean, because, look,
如果华纳兄弟可以赚个他妈的十亿美金 if Warner Brothers can make a billion fucking dollars
就靠那只长着塑胶假奶的假娃娃 off the plastic tits of a pussiless doll,
那我们应该就可以 靠老牌的酷爱饮料赚他个二十亿 we should be able to make $2 billion off the legacy brand of Kool-Aid.
你可以实现这件事吗? Can you make that happen?
可以的 Oh, yeah.
- 我懂,你也懂 - 对,你懂,对 - I get it, and you get it. - Yeah. You get it. Yeah.
我们现在就去赚吧 Now let's go get it.
去赚吧,好的 Let's get it. All right.
好喔 All right.
我得到这工作了? Did I get the job?
是的 Oh, yeah!
《片厂风云》
《职位大跃进》
(麦特瑞米克,总裁兼首席创意长)
麦特,大家都到会议室去了 Matt. Everyone's gathering in the conference room.
太好了,谢谢妳,佩特拉 Great. Thank you, Petra.
有个问题,派蒂有没有回我电话? Question. Has Patty returned any of my phone calls?
- 派蒂? - 派蒂李 - Patty? - Patty Leigh.
- 被我取代工作的那位女士 - 抱歉 - The lady whose job I just took. - Sorry.
- 派蒂,电影公司前主管,派蒂 - 派蒂,对 - Patty, former head of the studio. Patty. - Patty, yes.
- 对? - 我是说...没有 - Yes? - I mean... No.
- 她没有回电 - 好的 - She hasn't called back. - Okay.
抱歉,有好多新名字,好难记 Sorry. So many new names. It's really hard.
有很多信息得消化,我懂 It's a lot to process. I get it.
- 葵恩 - 嘿 - Quinn. - Hey.
准备好没? 这是妳当创意主管的首场大会议 You ready? Your first big meeting as creative executive.
- 好了,准备得超好 - 看来是喔 - Yes. I'm so fucking ready. - You seem to be.
- 带了小笔记本等等 - 对,没错 - Got your little notebook and everything. - Yes, I do.
大人物 Big dawg.
- 你好吗? - 恭喜,兄弟 - Sup? - Congrats, man.
谢谢,呦,就像我们聊过的 Thank you. Yo, like we talked about,
这不会影响我们的友谊,对吧? this cannot get in the way of our friendship, right?
- 当然啊,兄弟 - 现在我是大人物了 - Of course, man. - Now that I'm the big dog,
- 我会挺你的,兄弟 - 我喜欢这种说法 - I got yo back, man. - I like the sound of that.
- 是啊 - 干,是约翰希南 - Yeah. - Oh, fuck. John Cena.
- 接吧,好啊 - 我得接电话 - Get that. Yeah. - I'm gonna take it.
- 他很棒 - 他会揍扁我 - He's great. - He'll beat me up.
拜托,兄弟,讨厌啦 Come on, man. Fuck this shit.
- 他跟你问好 - 酷 - He says hi. - Cool.
- 你在这啊 - 嘿 - There he is. - Oh, hey.
- 嘿,玛雅、泰勒 - 当红炸子鸡 - Hey. Maya. Tyler. - The man of the hour.
下次《综艺》杂志想约访的时候 Next time that Variety wants to interview,
你何不先找一下营销部 why don't you check in with marketing first
我们就能帮你 so we can get a decent picture
- 拍张好照片,好吗? - 我挺喜欢他们用的照片 - of you this time, right? - I actually like the photo they used.
- 真的吗?灯光也行? - 谢谢 - Oh, really? The lighting too? - Thank you.
- 对,听我说 - 好 - Yeah. Look. - Okay.
谢谢大家齐聚一堂 Thank you, everyone, for assembling.
我只是想要先集合核心团队 You know, I just kind of wanted to get the core team together
迎来应该是瑞米克时代的 第一场正式会议 for what I guess is the first official meeting of the Remick years.
好的,我知道派蒂 就像我们所有人的师傅 Now, I know Patty was like a mentor to all of us,
不过这并不表示我的做事方式 but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna do things,
不会有一点点的小改变 you know, a little bit differently for...
(《综艺》杂志)一如我在《综艺》杂志访谈中 强而有力地说道 as I very eloquently said in my interview with Variety,
叫好的电影和叫座的电影 you know, prestige films and box office hits.
两者并不互斥 我们可以两者都要,我们能两者皆得 Those are not mutually exclusive. We can do both, and we will do both.
(太平洋电影院)
所以我很高兴地宣布 And that is why I am excited to announce
我们要快速拍出一部关于酷爱饮料的电影 that we are fast-tracking a Kool-Aid movie.
- 等等,什么? - 放手干吧 - Wait, what? - Let's fucking go.
- 对 - 等等,真的吗? - Yes. - Wait, actually?
我好几个月都在催派蒂做这种事 I was hammering Patty to make moves like this for, like, months.
我的天啊,我们可以请野兽先生 把一堆人放进超巨大酷爱瓶里 My God. We can get MrBeast to put a bunch of people in a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid,
看他们能为了钱停止呼吸多久 see how long they can hold their breath for money.
其实那样会很赞 Actually, that would crush.
- 对吧? - 这个我可以大卖一票 - Right? - I could sell the fuck out of this.
太棒了,玛雅,我很高兴妳喜欢 That is amazing, Maya, and I'm glad you like it.
等妳听到我的想法会更喜欢 And you're gonna like it even more when you hear my take.
好,《芭比》电影 为何能在市场一枝独秀? So, what made Barbie stand out so much in the marketplace?
有名的白人 Famous white people.
可以这么说 其实是一位还算有名的白人女士 Kinda. It was actually one quasi-famous white lady.
葛莉塔格薇,她就是《芭比》成功的原因 Greta Gerwig. That's the reason Barbie worked.
电影背后有一位编剧兼导演 有电影人的独到愿景 It had a writer-director behind it. It was a filmmaker's vision.
所以我们也要这样处理酷爱 So that's what we're gonna do with Kool-Aid.
我们要拍出一部导演风格强烈 并能赢得奥斯卡金像奖的酷爱电影 We are gonna make the auteur-driven, Oscar-winning Kool-Aid film.
去死吧,你想拍他妈的高级酷爱电影? Oh, fuck me. You wanna make a fucking fancy Kool-Aid movie?
为何?为什么? 现在都没人看奥斯卡得奖片了 Why? Nobody even fucking watches the Oscars anymore.
《超级玛利欧兄弟电影版》 有得奥斯卡吗? Did Mario Brothers win an Oscar?
- 不,没有喔 - 对,没有 - No. It did not. - No. It didn't,
但你知道它得到了什么吗? but you know what it did win?
十三亿美金,这片也许能帮我们 赚到一大笔钱 $1.3 billion. So this could be our that.
对,我要赚到十三亿美金 但我也要拍出一部好电影,好吗? Yeah. I'm gonna make $1.3 billion, but I'm also gonna make a great film, all right?
- 天啊 - 嘿,佩特拉 - Oh, God. - Hey, Petra!
去安排几场会议 我们只找最厉害的导演来拍酷爱电影 Set some meetings. Only the finest of auteurs for Kool-Aid.
是的 Oh, yeah.
(烟燻屋)
- 谢谢 - 好,现在是怎样? - Thank you. - So, I'm confused.
我们为何要拍酷爱电影? 你痛很这种角色IP的蠢东西 Why are we making the Kool-Aid movie? You hate this stupid IP shit,
你才刚做了装腔作势的访谈 you just gave this jerk-off interview
说你想要打造电影界的艺术品 about how you wanna make cinematic works of art.
我知道,听我说 I know. Look,
我得同意拍酷爱电影 葛里芬米尔才愿意给我这工作 Griffin Mill would only give me this job if I agreed to make the Kool-Aid movie.
- 好喔 - 对 - Yeah. - Okay.
这样合理多了 因为这消息宣布之后,你会看起来... That makes a lot more sense 'cause when this shit's announced you're gonna look--
像个他妈的伪君子? Like a fucking hypocrite?
我是想说他妈的白痴,不过没错 I was gonna say fucking idiot, but yeah.
对,除非我们拍出高级版的酷爱电影 Yeah. Unless we make the fancy version of Kool-Aid.
那我就会看起来像个天才了 Then I actually look like a fucking genius, you know?
- 看看经纪人帮我们找了谁吧 - 嘿,米区卫兹 - See what the agent's got for us. - Hey. Mitch Weitz.
嘿,谁说已经没有犹太人 在好莱坞工作了啊? Hey. And they say there's no more Jews working in Hollywood, huh?
- 瞧瞧我们,人数快可以开祷告会了 - 对啊,真搞笑 - Look at us. We're almost to a minyan. - Yeah. Hilarious.
要来点马尼舍维茨酒吗?拿棕榈枝来挥 You guys need some Manischewitz, huh? Shake a fucking lulab.
- 对,我们都是犹太人 - 我们知道... - Yeah. We're all Jewish. - We get it, we get it.
- 非常...好笑,嘿... - 我知道棕榈枝是什么 - It's very, very funny. Look... - I know what a lulab is.
我们要快速拍出一部酷爱饮料电影 ...we're fast-tracking the Kool-Aid movie,
我们很想跟你的几个客户见见面 and we're really interested in meeting with some of your clients.
是的,萨尔先跟我说了 Yeah. Sal gave me the heads-up.
我有去跟尼克史托勒聊过,而他... I spoke to Nick Stoller, and he...
他花了点时间才明白 不过,是啊,他有机会 It took him a second to wrap his head around it but yeah, he's got a pitch.
我觉得尼克史托勒很棒,《送子鸟》 《内裤超人》、《布偶历险记》 I really like Nick Stoller for this. Storks, Captain Underpants, The Muppets.
我们不想走这方向,好吗? That's not the direction we wanna go with this, okay?
你不是魏斯安德森的经纪人吗? Don't you represent Wes Anderson?
你想要魏斯安德森 来导他妈的酷爱饮料电影? You want Wes Anderson to direct a fucking Kool-Aid movie?
他会觉得我发疯了,兄弟 He's gonna think I'm fucking crazy, man.
他会直接在视讯中炒我鱿鱼 管他是在列支敦斯登还是什么鬼地方 He's gonna fire me over Zoom from Liechtenstein or wherever the fuck he is.
好,那吉勒摩戴托罗呢? Okay. What about Guillermo del Toro?
- 你他妈在开玩笑吧,你是不是疯... - 那真是... - Go fuck your mother. Have you lost your... - That's--
他是奥斯卡金像奖得主耶 He's an academy award-winner.
他不会为了他妈的酷爱饮料电影折腰的 He's not gonna stoop to the fucking Kool-Aid movie.
有何不可? 这就像《芭比》电影,明白我的意思吗? Why not? It's like the Barbie movie, you know what I mean?
《芭比》? Barbie?
《芭比》电影这个角色IP比起酷爱饮料 Barbie is ten thousand million times better IP
好上数不清倍耶,好吗?为何呢? than fucking Kool-Aid. Okay, why?
因为大家都爱芭比,芭比很辣 大家都想要上芭比 Because people love Barbie. Barbie's hot. People wanna fuck Barbie.
我想要上... I wanna fuck...
兄弟,不会有人想要 上酷爱先生的啦,好吗? Ain't nobody trying to fuck the Kool-Aid Man, dude. Okay?
他根本连屁眼都没有 He's doesn't even have an asshole.
我很确定酷爱先生是无法被上的,对吧? Pretty sure there's no way to fuck the Kool-Aid Man. Am I wrong?
要怎么上他啊? How would you fuck him?
我不上...我们在扯什么啊? 这根本无关紧要 I don't fuck... What are we talking about? This has nothing to do with anything.
这是一个大好机会 让导演获得一大笔预算 This is an actual opportunity for a director to get a huge budget
去拍一部真正的好电影,懂吧? and make, like, a real film, you know?
麦特,好的,听我说,我明白 Matt. Okay, listen to me, I get it.
你是新任电影公司负责人 You're a new studio head.
你想要创作艺术作品 也想要靠它大赚一笔 You want to make great art and make a billion dollars doing it.
跟你说,你猜怎么着?他妈的绝对不可能 Well, guess what? That never fucking happens.
你光是想实现这件事 就会把一切都搞砸,懂吗? And you're gonna fuck everything up trying to make it happen. You understand?
嘿,麦特,他说得对 Hey, Matt, he's right.
拍一部他们的,拍一部你的 Make one for them, make one for you.
马丁史柯西斯本周就要来 向你推销一部电影的企划 Martin Scorsese is pitching you a movie this week.
拍那部啊,简简单单就能赢,兄弟 Make that shit. Take the easy W here, man.
看吧?听你犹太朋友说的 See? Listen to your Jew.
- 你的执行长 - 很好,谢谢 - Your exec. - Great. Thank you.
不,说真的,你有史托勒啊 史托勒很棒的 No, seriously, you've got Stoller. Stoller's fucking great,
- 你这白痴 - 他真的很棒 - you fucking schmuck. - He's really good.
妈的 Oh, shit.
- 你可以再多说点“犹太人”吗? - 一个犹太人走过来,听着,嘿,听... - Can you say "Jew" more? - When a Jew walks up. Look. Hey, listen...
喂,米尔先生 Hello, Mr. Mill.
麦修,我只是打来关心酷爱电影的进展 Matthew. Just checking in on Kool-Aid.
嘿,我本周五有一场董事会会议 Listen, I have a board meeting this Friday,
所以我需要你在那之前决定导演人选 so I'm gonna need you to pull the trigger on a director by then.
你可以的,对吧? You can do that, right?
是的,可以,应该不成问题,对,我可以 Yeah, totally. Shouldn't be a problem. Yep. I can do that.
好的 All right.
好,安排跟尼克史托勒开会吧 Yeah. Set the meeting with Nick Stoller.
恭喜你 Mazel tov.
酷爱先生是商标世界中的一个商标 Kool-Aid Man is a logo in a world of logos.
他是杰乐果冻和厨师博雅迪的朋友 He's friends with Jell-O and Chef Boyardee.
他们会去酒吧和维菲塔起司一起混 They go to the bar to, like, hang with Velveeta.
而酷爱先生在1980年代曾声名大噪 And the Kool-Aid Man, you know, he was famous in the '80s,
但他该是退休的时候了,因为你也知道 but it's time for him to retire because he's, you know,
他已经老到无法破墙而出 没办法做好他的工作 he's too old to break through walls and do his job anymore.
他想要儿子来继承他的衣钵 酷爱家族有好多成员 He wants his son to replace him. There's a whole family of Kool-Aid people.
这样我们就带入了其他口味 例如黄色、绿色... So we get to incorporate the other flavors. You know, yellow, green...
可是他的女儿真的很想要破墙而出 But his daughter, she really wants to break through walls.
而酷爱先生觉得女儿不够强壮 But Kool-Aid, he doesn't think she's strong enough.
但酷爱家族的所有人都不见踪影 But when the whole Kool-Aid family goes missing,
酷爱女孩成了他们唯一的希望 Kool-Aid girl becomes their only hope.
希望我这么说不会太过冒犯 I hope this doesn't sound crass,
但我觉得这就像 迪斯尼和艾伦索金双管齐下 but I feel like I just got double-stuffed by Walt Disney and Aaron Sorkin.
好吗? All right?
迪斯尼塞住我的嘴巴 而阿索则是快塞爆我的菊花 Walt's up in my mouth, the Sork is absolutely destroying my ass.
- 这个嘛,谢了,谢谢 - 对 - Well, thanks. Thank you. - Yeah.
- 谢了 - 不,要谢你,太棒了 - Thanks. - No. Thank you. So good.
而且关于父女的家庭伦理戏码 真的让我感同身受 And that family shit, as the father of daughters, it really resonates with me.
对,当然了,提案很精彩,尼克 Yeah, I'm sure it does. It was a great pitch, Nick.
非常感谢你过来,尤其是这么临时的情况 Thank you so much for coming in, especially on such short notice.
我们很感激,我们这边会继续收集提案 We really appreciate it. Let us just, you know, rally on our end.
然后尽快跟你说结果,所以谢了,兄弟 And yeah, we'll let you know ASAP. So thanks, man. Yeah.
好啊,谢了,谢谢,还有 你最近有跟派蒂说话吗? Cool. Thanks. Thank you. And have you talked to Patty recently?
我是说,我...她给了我第一个 当编剧的机会,你也知道,我很爱她 I mean, I... She gave me my first break as a writer, and I, you know, love her.
- 对,她最棒了 - 那么,她还好吗? - Yeah, she's the best. - And, is she doing okay?
- 很好,她很好,是啊 - 好 - Yeah, she's doing great, yeah. - Okay.
我还...我其实今天早上才跟她说话 I was ac... I was just talking to her this morning actually.
- 好的 - 对,而她... - Okay. - Yeah, and she's,
她过渡得很好 you know, transitioning very well.
她整体来说对未来很乐观 She's overall very optimistic about the future.
所以,对啊,我会帮你跟她问好 So, yeah, I'll let her know you said hi.
- 那样就太好了 - 好,很棒 - That would be awesome. - Yes. Great job.
- 我爱酷爱,真的 - 好,很棒,太好了,谢了,兄弟,好 - And I love Kool-Aid. I really do. - Yeah, cool. Great, thanks, man. Yeah.
- 我很喜欢 - 它也爱你 - I love it. - It loves you.
我渴望酷爱 I'm thirsty for Kool-Aid.
好 Yeah.
你真的有跟派蒂说话? Did you really talk to Patty?
没有,我打了数不清次电话给她 她完全没有回电,兄弟 No. I've called her a thousand times. She will not call me back at all, man.
对,我也是,嘿,他的提案很棒 Yeah, me too. Hey, that pitch was really good.
这部电影能卖,兄弟,他是专家 This movie can work, man. He's the doctor.
对,是这样的,我得说 Yeah. You know, I gotta say,
这完全是个最佳版本,走一个极度... it's for sure the best version of the very, very,
非常...中庸的版本 very, very middle-of-the-road version of this
但这个并非 and it's not what I wanna be,
我刚开始时想要的版本 you know, coming out of the gate with,
不过葛里芬米尔会很喜欢 but Griffin Mill will love it.
更重要的是他在本周结束前 就能有导演,所以,谢谢你,萨尔 And more importantly, he will have it by the end of the week. So, thank you, Sal.
- 包在我身上 - 好 - I got your back. - Okay.
今天是3月27日,周三 It's Wednesday, March 27.
我是阿麦贝洛尼,您正在收听《这城市》 I'm Matt Belloni and this is The Town,
带您一窥好莱坞内幕的播客节目 the podcast that takes you inside Hollywood.
今天本城的大新闻来自多个消息来源 The big news in town today, heard from multiple sources,
都说大陆电影公司的负责人麦特瑞米克 that Matt Remick, head of Continental Studios,
正在接连开会,想要找到酷爱电影的导演 he's been taking meetings trying to find a director for a Kool-Aid movie.
- 妈的 - 他几天前才跟《综艺》杂志说 - Oh, shit. - Days after telling Variety
他想要复兴电影界,并做出大胆的选择 he wants to revive cinema and make bold choices,
瑞米克马上就成为社群媒体的头条人物 Remick has instantly become a punch line on social media,
现在他似乎是要制作一部 以烂饮料为基础的蠢电影 now that he's making what sounds like a dumb movie based on a bad drink.
干 Fuck.
派蒂竟然出局了 I can't believe Patty's out.
在我有记忆以来 她都是大陆电影公司的负责人 You know, she was the head of Continental for as long as I can remember.
从大洪水之前就是她了 It was like, since before the flood.
对啊 Yeah.
- 而现在换你了 - 对 - And now you're here. - Yes.
- 真是恭喜 - 谢谢,真的很开心 - Congratulations. - Thank you. It's very exciting.
- 祝你一切顺利 - 好的 - All the best. - Yes.
如果我看来压力大,老实说,我... If I seem stressed out, honestly, I've had a...
我今天过得挺不得了的 I've had quite the day.
是啊,很糟糕吗? Oh, yeah. Was it bad?
糟糕?没有啦,不算糟,只是很忙 Bad? No, not really. Just got a lot going on.
所以我...你有何想法?我等不及想听了 So I... What do you got? I can't wait to hear it.
好,我知道你很忙 所以我就切入正题,好吗? Well, I know you're busy, so I'm just gonna jump right into it, okay?
这是我一直都很想制作的企划 This is a project that I've been really wanting to make
已经很久了 for a very, very long time.
唯一问题是预算有点高 Only thing is, the budget's a little bit up there.
有些人会说极高,规模很大 Some may say extreme. The scope is huge.
酷 Cool.
主题很沉重,但我想要这部片具备娱乐性 The themes are heavy. But I want the film to be entertaining.
- 酷,好 - 要有娱乐性,好吗? - Cool, yeah. - Entertainment, okay?
好的,这个故事大家都知道 Now, it's a story we all know about,
但并非真正地了解,你知道吗? but not one that we really know about, you know?
我知道,哪个故事? Oh, I know. What is it?
琼斯镇 Jonestown.
啊? Huh?
琼斯镇啊 Jonestown.
邪教屠杀的事? Like the cult massacre?
对,没错,琼斯镇的邪教大惨案 Yes, exactly! The Jonestown cult massacre.
牵涉到吉姆琼斯、美国参议院、美国 It's about Jim Jones, United States Senate, America.
无边无际,规模大又有趣,而且很惨 It's sprawling, it's big, it's fun. It's fucked up.
保证惨的喔 Granted, it's fucked up,
但我视之为对于邪教 英雄崇拜、大屠杀、自杀的沉思 but I see it as a meditation on cults, hero worship, mass murder, suicide.
一切皆然,就是人生 Everything. It's life.
琼斯镇? Jonestown?
就是琼斯镇 Jonestown.
好,如果我说错,请纠正我... Now, correct me if I'm wrong...
这场大惨案就是所有人都自杀,原因是... Is that the massacre where everybody committed suicide by...
喝酷爱饮料? drinking Kool-Aid?
没错,就是那句话 Exactly! That's the phrase.
他们都喝了酷爱、在喝酷爱,管他是怎样 They drank the Kool-Aid. Drink the Kool-Aid, whatever it is.
就是这句话,这就是电影的高潮 That's the phrase. That's the climax of the picture.
- 是很重要...的一组镜头 - 太棒了 - It's a big, big sequence. - That's great.
- 所以,自然就能支撑起来 - 真的好... - So, naturally, it builds to that. - That's so...
在某种程度上来说 我想你这部电影的主题就是酷爱饮料 In a sense, I guess you could say that your film is about Kool-Aid.
我是说,对啦,某种程度上来说,应该吧 Well, I mean, yeah, in a sense, I guess.
- 某种程度,好,很好 - 某种程度上能这么说 - In a sense. Yeah, great. - In a sense you could.
- 很好 - 好的 - Great. - Yeah.
所以,那你认为预算需要多少? So, what are you thinking in terms of budget?
这个嘛,我是说...是啊,预算嘛... 这样吧,两亿 Well, I mean... Yeah, budget... You know, 200.
我跟你说,史柯西斯先生 I'm gonna tell you what, Mr. Scorsese.
我现在就用两亿五千万美金的预算 让你拍这部电影 I will green-light your film right now with a budget of $250 million,
而且我要用一千万买下你的剧本 and I'm gonna buy your screenplay for ten million.
麦特,天啊,你行事真明快 Matt. Jesus, you move fast.
我喜欢,太好了 I love that. I love it.
- 很果决,对吧? - 对 - Decisive, huh? - Yep.
果决又有品味 Decisive and good taste.
我这么说是没有贬义的 I don't mean that in a bad way.
- 对,当然啊 - 对 - No, of course. - Yeah.
好,只有一个小问题 Now there's one little tiny catch.
- 好的 - 我知道 - All right. - I know.
好,我在业界很久了 Yeah, I've been around.
- 总是会有问题 - 说出问题吧,是什么? - Always a catch. - Hit me with the catch. What is it?
相信我,这问题绝对不会影响到你拍出 Trust me here. This, in no way affects you making the exact film
你理想中的电影 that you wanna make, okay?
对,因为重点就是有自由去拍出 Yeah, because the whole thing is about freedom to make the film
自己想拍的电影 you wanna make, yeah.
你要什么自由都有 不过,它有点影响到... You will have all that. However, it sort of affects what...
我们对电影的命名 what we'd call the film.
好,那么你想要取什么片名? Okay, so what do you wanna call the movie?
《酷爱》 Kool-Aid.
我成功了 I did it!
我请到马丁史柯西斯 来担任酷爱电影的编剧和导演 I got Martin Scorsese to write and direct the Kool-Aid movie!
史柯西斯来拍酷爱电影?你开玩笑的吗? Scorsese? Kool-Aid? Are you shitting me?
没有,我成功了 I'm not. I did it!
那史托勒怎么办?我正在跟他谈耶 Oh, what about Stoller? I'm making a deal with him.
好,叫他滚吧 Yeah! Tell him to get fucked!
我找来了真正的电影人 I got a real filmmaker.
马上就去叫他滚 Consider him fucked.
史柯西斯?你是在开玩笑吗? Scorsese? Are you kidding me?
没有,我成功了,当娱乐新闻网站 公布这消息,我就会像个天才 No. I did it. When this breaks on Deadline, I'm gonna look like a genius.
所有写贴文和报导说我是个大白痴的人 All those people who wrote posts and articles about what a dumb schmuck I am,
全部都得写新的贴文跟报导 说我是个大天才 they're gonna have to write new posts and new articles about what a genius I am.
- 这是梦想成真 - 麦特,听我说 - That's the dream! - Matt, look.
- 我的天啊 - 麦特,怎么了? - Oh, my God. - Matt? What?
- 莎莉赛隆邀我参加她的派对 - 不会吧,我能跟吗? - Charlize Theron invited me to her party. - No fucking way. Can I come with?
不行 No!
今天是我这辈子最棒的一天 This is the best day of my life.
就是今天 This is it!
(莎莉想跟你一起派对狂欢 敬邀:麦特瑞米克)
老马史柯西斯?你发誓?不会吧 Marty Scorses? On God? No fucking way!
- 对 - 是什么想法呢? - Yeah. - What's the idea?
- 是纪录片吗?说吧 - 已经有剧本了 - Is there a document? Let's go. - There's a whole script.
给我等等... Wait a minute...
马丁史柯西斯那么刚好 就写了一部关于酷爱的剧本? Martin Scorsese just happened to be writing a script about Kool-Aid?
还更好,马丁史柯西斯就那么刚好 Even better. Martin Scorsese just happened to be writing
写了一部他喜欢的剧本 然后要拍成我们的酷爱电影 a script that he is enthusiastic about turning into our Kool-Aid film.
太好了,到底是怎样啦? Great! What the fuck is it?
- 妳要知道... - 好 - Just know... - Okay.
一开始听到这种想法 ...it's one of those ideas that when you first hear it...
- 好 - 都会觉得:“啥鬼啊?” - Yeah. - ...you're gonna be like, "Huh?"
不过等到消化过后,搞清楚了之后 But then once you really process it, wrap your head around it,
- 就会觉得:“哇” - 到底是怎样啦? - you're gonna be like, "Wow!" - What the fuck is it?
就是对酷爱饮料的探索 It is an exploration of Kool-Aid
透过以某个地方为中心的一连串事件 through the events that centered around the place
也就是多数人所知的 that is most commonly known as...
琼斯镇 Jonestown.
琼斯镇? Jonestown?
天啊,他妈的,呦 Jesus! Fuck! Yo!
- 你有什么毛病啊? - 冷静,这没什么啊 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Calm down. It's fucking nothing.
你想害这家电影公司关门吗?我的天啊 You wanna bring down this fucking studio? Oh, my God!
妳冷静啦,给我冷静下来啦 Just fucking relax. Chill the fuck out.
如果你要毁了这公司 我得吃颗镇静剂,热死了 If you're gonna tear it down, I need a fucking Xanax right now. I'm so hot.
大家都在看,我们很好 Everyone's watching! We're all good!
好,听我说,好 这不是符合大众口味的做法 Okay, look. Okay, it's not a line drive down-the-middle take.
- 的确不是 - 这样更好 - No. - This is even better.
这版本可以很酷 This version can actually be cool.
“酷”?你谁啊? 《欢乐时光》里的方兹吗? "Cool"? Who are you, the fucking Fonz?
听我说,好 想想《从前,有个好莱坞》,好吗? Look! Okay. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, right?
- 昆汀塔伦提诺导的,是有趣又酷的电影 - 好 - Quentin Tarantino, a fun, cool movie... - Right.
内容是真实邪教大屠杀,得了奥斯卡 而且赚了三亿七千七百万美金 ...about a real cult massacre that wins Oscars and makes $377 million,
还是索尼比妳还会营销电影? or can Sony market a movie better than you?
你知道索尼有什么吗? You know what Sony had?
李奥纳多、布莱德和玛格金三角 The holy trinity. Leo, Brad, and Margot.
你有谁? Who do you have?
妳会问起还真有意思 It's funny you should ask.
我刚刚才在跟老马聊 I was just talking to Marty,
他很强烈地觉得主角 and he actually has really strong feelings that the lead role of,
也就是吉姆琼斯这个角色 you know, Jim Jones
就该找独一无二的... should be portrayed by none other than...
史蒂夫布什密来诠释 Steve Buscemi.
(《酷爱》,马丁史柯西斯电影) Okay, Steven Buscemi is absolutely the worst case scenario.
好的,史蒂夫布斯切密绝对是最惨的选择
不是知道他的名字,但认不出他的长相 Either people know his name but they can't recognize his face,
不然就是知道他的长相 但不知道他的名字 or they know his face but they have no idea what his name is.
他不好推 He is not good for business.
他算是目前还在世的演员中 极为优秀的一个 He's quite literally one of the greatest actors who's currently alive.
嘿,如果他走进这会议室 Hey! If he walked in this room,
我会把他摊在这会议桌上,然后操死他 I would splay him on this table and fuck him to death.
他撑不起酷爱这种系列的电影啦 He does not have the clout to carry a franchise like Kool-Aid.
等一下,等等,要唸“布塞密” 还是“布什密”? Wait, hold on. Is it "Buscemi" or "Buscimi"?
- 是史蒂夫布薛密 - 布薛密? - It's Steve Buscemi. - Buscemi?
不对,是“布斯切密” 就像“普斯切达”面包那样 No, it's Buscemi like bruschetta.
我们已经讨论这家伙一小时了 We've been talking about this guy for an hour,
而这里没人能正确唸出他的姓 and no one here can pronounce his name correctly.
- 麦特,这代表什么? - 好,那么这样吧 - What does that tell you, Matt? - Okay, so here's the deal.
葛里芬会问我 营销部对你的做法有何想法? Griffin is gonna ask me what marketing thinks of your take,
我得对他诚实以对,然后跟他说 and I'm gonna have to be honest with him and tell him
你的做法会完蛋 that your take is gonna bomb.
这部电影会完蛋,好吗? That movie is going to bomb. Okay?
不过我也知道你需要 But I also know you need to
给他一点东西看 show him something.
所以我请营销部做了一小段影片 来救你的小命 So, I had marketing whip a little something up to bail your ass out.
(大陆电影公司)
这是啥鬼东西啊? What the fuck is this?
- 是预告片,王八蛋 - 王八蛋,什么东西的预告? - It's a teaser, asshole. - A teaser for what, asshole?
我他妈怎么知道?那是你的工作 Fuck do I know? That's your fucking job!
不能直接拍史托勒的版本吗? 它没那么糟糕啦 Can we please just do the Stoller idea, okay? It was not that bad.
没办法,妳猜怎么着? 这个死白痴昨天毁了这条线 We can't. Guess why. This fucking dumbass killed the deal yesterday.
- 我的天啊 - 嘿,我知道你很爱马丁史柯西斯 - Oh, my God. - Hey! I know you love Martin Scorsese.
他对这部电影的想法会害我们破产的 His vision for this movie is going to bankrupt us.
你现在就得给葛里芬看这个预告片 You need to show Griffin this teaser right now.
我不能给葛里芬看这个啦,这个没... I can't show Griffin this. This is noth...
这根本没剧情,什么都没有 This has no fucking story. It's nothing.
谁管它有没有剧情? Who gives a shit if it has a story?
他只要看到酷爱先生跳仔仔舞就会很开心 He's gonna be delighted by the Kool-Aid Man doing the zay-zay shuffle.
仔仔舞是什么鬼? What the fuck is the zay-zay shuffle?
是抖音上第一名的流行舞步 It is the number one dance trend on TikTok.
麦特,身为老板,还是博学点好 Matt, as our boss, you should know more.
嘿,各位 Look, guys,
我们找来了马丁史柯西斯 同意担任编剧和导演 we got Martin Scorsese to agree to write and direct
帮我们拍一部他妈的酷爱电影 a fucking Kool-Aid movie for us.
所以不会是最商业化的卡司 也不会是最容易营销的内容 So it's not the most commercial cast, and it's not the most marketable take,
这是有史以来极为顶尖的一位导演 it's one of the greatest directors of all time,
想要来帮我们拍片 wanting to make a film for us.
如果我们不答应这种事情 If this isn't the type of thing we're fucking saying yes to,
那我们的人生还有何意义? what are we doing with our lives?
我们要拍史柯西斯版的酷爱电影 讨论结束 We're going with Scorsese's version of Kool-Aid. End of story.
葛里芬米尔可以见你们了 Griffin Mill's ready for you all.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
这上面说琼斯镇的人 其实喝的是“风味爱”饮料 It says here it was actually Flavor Aid that they drank in Jonestown.
嘘,别帮倒忙 Shh! Not helping.
让我来负责说话,会没事的 Just let me do the talking, we'll be fine.
哈囉 Hello!
- 瞧瞧你们 - 是啊 - Lookee here. - Yeah.
像乖学生一样成一路纵队前进 All marching in like good school children.
很高兴见到你,先生 Good to see you, sir.
- 好的 - 好,来酷爱一下吧 - Yeah. - All right. So, Kool-Aid me.
如何了? What's happening?
我来跟你说如何了 I'll tell you what's happening.
哇 Wow.
认真的吗? Seriously?
这真是他妈的赞爆了 That is fucking fantastic.
对,没错 Yes, it is!
- 我是说,很赞、很好玩,对吧? - 很赞,很赞的电影,超好玩 - I mean, that's huge! It's fun, right? - Huge. Huge movie. So fun.
- 好棒喔 - 对,太棒了 - It's so amazing. - Yeah. It's so great.
- 而且还跳仔仔舞,对吧? - 他在跳仔仔舞 - And he's doing the zay-zay, right? - He's dropping the zay-zay.
我好爱这个,好耶,我女儿都会跳 I love that stuff. Oh, yeah. My daughter does that.
对,仔仔舞,对啊,最棒了 Yeah, the zay-zay. Yeah, it's the best.
好,麦特,那剧情呢? So, Matt, what's the story?
剧情? The story?
对,剧情呢?内容是什么? Yeah. What's the story? What's it about?
其实剧情是最棒的部分 The story is actually the best part.
很好 Good.
所以呢,是的 So, yeah.
这个嘛,酷爱先生 活在一个属于企业商标的世界 Well, Kool-Aid Man exists in a world of corporate logos.
他跟维菲塔起司是朋友 He's friends with Velveeta.
会跟厨师博雅迪去酒吧混 He goes and hangs out at the bar with Chef Boyardee.
而且他拥有一大家子的酷爱家人 And he's got a whole family of Kool-Aid people,
所以家里也有其他口味们 有黄色的、绿色的、红色的 so you get the other flavors in there, you got yellow, green, red, you know?
- 我全都喜欢 - 谢谢 - I love all this. - Thank you.
- 非常非常精彩 - 谢谢 - Very, very impressive. - Thank you.
- 很多元耶,对吧? - 对 - Very diverse, right? - Yes.
有红色、黄色、绿色的 You've got red, yellow, green.
- 就是没有白色的,对吧? - 没错 - It ain't white, am I right? - No.
对吧?很多元 Right? Very diverse.
我们懂你,兄弟 We got you, brother.
也懂妳喔,姊妹 You too, sister.
那么谁要来执导呢? So who's gonna be directing?
- 尼克史托勒,很专业的人 - 好喔 - Nick Stoller. Guy's a real pro. - Oh, yeah.
- 我们锁定他了,好 - 我喜欢他,他很搞笑 - We got him locked down, yeah. - Love him. Very funny.
- 好,就锁定吧 - 好,我会的,非常感谢 - All right. Lock it up. - Yes. I will, thank you so much.
- 干得好 - 我很荣幸 - Good work. - Pleasure.
很高兴见到你,葛里芬 Good to see you, Griffin.
还有一个问题 One more question.
马丁史柯西斯的琼斯镇电影... 那是怎么一回事啊? This Martin Scorsese Jonestown movie... What's all that about?
你花一千万美金 买了马丁史柯西斯的琼斯镇电影剧本 You spent ten million dollars on a Martin Scorsese Jonestown script,
但我们不能拍一部酷爱饮料 和可爱吉祥物的电影 but we can't be making a movie about Kool-Aid and its lovable mascot
同时再拍一部电影,是关于酷爱饮料 and also be making a movie about how Kool-Aid
扯上有史以来最恶名昭彰的 is associated with one of the most infamous mass murders
大规模谋杀案 of all fucking time.
- 当然不会 - 谢天谢地 - Of course not. - Thank God.
对 Yeah.
- 我就知道你会有很好的理由 - 对 - I knew you'd have a good reason. - Yeah.
那就跟我说,你为何花一千万去买它? So, tell me, why did you spend the ten million dollars on it?
这个嘛,跟你说... Well, you know...
我听说史柯西斯要拍这部琼斯镇电影 I got wind that Scorsese was making this Jonestown movie...
- 好的 - 我也有相同的担忧 - Okay. - ...and I had the exact same concern
就是我们不能让这种文青艺术烂片 as you, you know. We can't let this art house bullshit
来影响我们价值几十亿的系列电影 get in the way of our billion-dollar franchise,
所以我才买下了琼斯镇的剧本 and so I bought the Jonestown script,
原因是为了挡下来 specifically to kill it.
所以,我们拥有那个企划 So, we'll own the project.
但没人可以去拍出来? But nobody will ever get to make it?
麦特,真是太变态了 Oh, Matt, that is so fucked up.
- 对 - 我喜欢 - Yeah. - I love it.
- 太好了 - 啵 - Great. - Boop.
谢谢 Thank you.
干得好 Good work.
好,我显然知道是我们取消合作的 Yes, obviously I know that we are the ones who blew up the deal,
但我们重新考虑过了 我们要请尼克史托勒 but we've had second thoughts and we would love to have Nick Stoller
来拍酷爱电影,我会给双倍资金 on Kool-Aid. I'll double his quote.
你要花大钱请史托勒 You're gonna be dumping shekels on Stoller,
不过现在问题是 他由派蒂一手拉拔,而且他去跟派蒂告状 but the problem now is that he came up under Patty, and he talked to her--
- 他去告状了? - 对,她很不爽你这个犹太人 - He did? - Yeah, she's pissed off at Jew,
还有电影公司 她说服了尼克不要跟你合作这部电影 the studio, and she convinced Nick not to work with you on this.
我需要那个剧本 I need that idea!
我不知道要跟你怎么说,是你自己搞砸的 I don't know what to tell you! You fucked yourself.
派蒂是唯一的问题? Patty's the only issue?
对 Yep.
那你会很高兴听到 Well, then you will be absolutely thrilled to hear
我们要请派蒂来当酷爱电影的制片 that we're actually bringing Patty onboard Kool-Aid as a producer.
- 不行 - 这是你做的第一件聪明事 - No. - The first smart thing you've done.
很好,目前请先保密 但我们一定要谈成这个案子 Great. Keep it under wraps for now, but we are gonna get this deal done.
- 逾越节快乐 - 你为何一直撒谎? - Good Pesach. - Why do you keep lying?
- 我不知道 - 你根本无法跟她通电话 - I don't know! - You can't even get her on the phone.
我知道啦 I know that!
我要去她家,跟她面对面谈 I'm just gonna go to her house and confront her in person.
呦,你今晚要跟我一起去莎莉的派对 Yo, you're coming with me to Charlize's tonight.
如果我们能搞定,就要好好庆祝一下 If we pull this off, we are going to celebrate.
好耶 Oh, yeah!
你怎么好胆亲自跑来我家?尤其是你 How dare you show your face at my door? You of all people.
嗨,派蒂 Hi, Patty.
天啊,真是太羞辱人了 Oh, God, it's so humiliating.
不要像个外送小弟站在那里啊,进来啦 Well, don't just stand there like a fucking DoorDasher, come in.
- 干,你知道我不骂脏话了... - 我知道,对不起 - Fuck! You know I quit swearing... - I know. I'm sorry.
但你逼我骂脏话,王八蛋,干 ...and you're making me do it, motherfucker. Fuck!
对不起,靠,嘿 I'm sorry. Shit. Look.
我只是想过来看看妳好不好 I just wanted to come by, you know, see how you're doing,
确保一切都没事 and make sure everything was okay.
我好不好?我... How I'm doing? I...
你知道啊,我把40年的人生 奉献给这间电影公司... You know, I gave 40 years of my life to this studio...
- 对 - 然后这个葛里芬米尔 - Yeah. - ...and then this Griffin Mill,
某个极烂无比的制片人进驻 想要把这地方占为己有 some dime-store Bob Evans comes in and wants to put his stamp on the place
就像把尿洒在消防栓一样 like he's urinating on a hydrant.
我知道,他很不给面子 I know, he's so brutal.
对,没错 Yeah, he is.
- 不过你猜怎么着?你更烂 - 我? - But guess what? You're even worse. - Me?
- 你让我伤透了心,小麦 - 我做了什么? - You broke my heart, Matty. - What did I do?
你偷走了我的工作 You stole my job!
我没有偷走妳的工作,好吗? I did not steal your job, okay?
那跟我一点关系也没有 I had absolutely nothing to do with that.
我算是勉强被僱用的,妳知道吗? I barely even got hired, you know?
我把你当亲儿子养大 I raised you like a son,
而当我一转身,你就背刺我 and the moment my back is turned, you stab it.
我没有背刺妳 I did not stab you in the back.
- 有,你有 - 我做的只是 - Yes, you did. - If anything, I'm here
想延续妳的传承,派蒂 trying to carry your torch, Patty.
好啦,你也许没把刀捅进来 Well, you may not have thrust the knife,
但你看似很高兴和捅刀的人一起工作 but you sure seem happy working with people who did.
- 我对这些一点也不觉得高兴 - 你有 - I am not happy about any of this. - You are.
妳要相信我 You believe me on that one.
而且我很喜欢我们的合作关系... And I love our working relationship and that...
- 所以我才会跑来 - 对 - that's why I'm here. - Yeah.
- 我想继续合作 - 好 - I wanna keep it going. - Yeah.
我要请妳来当我们最大规模 最棒的全新系列电影制片职位 I'm offering you a producorial role on our biggest and best new franchise.
酷爱电影? Kool-Aid?
- 对啊 - 你要给我这个? - Yeah! - Is that your offer?
没错 It is.
你就像送来一只残障鸽子的猫 You're like a cat bringing in a mutilated pigeon.
我知道啊 Oh, I know.
我跟史托勒聊过了 I talked to Stoller.
你只是想要我拯救你的小命 让他答应签约 You just want me to pull your ass out of the fire to get him to sign on.
好啊,妳也需要我来救妳一命 Well, you need me to pull your ass out of the fire too.
毕竟妳现在无依无靠,派蒂 妳需要工作,好吗? You know, you're on your own, Patty. You need a gig, okay?
麦修,所以你要我去拍酷爱电影? Matthew! So you offer me Kool-Aid?
好像我想跟那只怪物扯上关系?恶 Like I want my name on that monstrosity? Ew!
那东西在初期就该砍掉 That thing should've been smothered in the crib.
不,如果我要拍那垃圾片 当初根本不会被开除 No, if I wanted to make that trash, I'd still have my job.
- 好,我的条件如下 - 好 - Okay, here's my counter. - Okay.
我会打给史托勒 说服他加入你的电影企划 I will call Stoller and get him onboard on your movie.
- 很好 - 但我会需要... - Great. - But I will need...
三年总共一千万美金的预算 a three-year overall, ten million overhead,
一年两部排定的企划,优先认购且非独家 two put pictures a year, first look nonexclusive.
不行 No.
小麦 Matty!
不,嘿,派蒂,听我说... No, look. Patty, look...
很对不起,我做不到,这太过... I'm sorry, I just can't do it. That's too good...
好莱坞没有人能拿这么好康的合作案啦 Nobody in all of Hollywood has a deal that lucrative.
我不管,全部都是你欠我的 I don't care! You owe me everything!
我不欠妳...嘿,我欠妳很多 I don't owe you e... Look, I owe you a lot,
我同意,但我不觉得我全部都欠妳 做不到就是做不到 I will give you that. I don't think I owe you everything. I just can't do it.
小麦,那工作本来是我的人生 就跟你一样,好吗? Matty, that job was my life, just like it is yours, right?
没有了它... And without it...
没有了它,我很怕,我不... Without it, I'm afraid. I don't...
我不知道我能不能...我很怕 I don't know if I can... I'm afraid.
我给妳一年七百万美金 没有排定的企划、独家认购权 I'll give you $7 million a year, no put pictures, fully exclusive.
八百万、一部排定的企划 而且预算在五百万以下 Eight million, one put picture, and the budget's under five million.
好啦,但一定要独家 Fine, but you gotta be exclusive.
不能独家 No exclusivity!
那些人对我吃干抹净 他们对我吃干抹净耶,小麦 Those people railed me raw! They railed me raw, Matty.
拜托 Please.
好啦,就这样 Okay, I'll do it.
成交 Deal.
小麦,谢谢你 Matty, thank you.
- 谢谢妳 - 谢谢你 - Thank you. - Thank you.
谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
好,我们打给尼克史托勒吧 Okay. Let's call Nick Stoller.
你真可怜,你得砍了马丁史柯西斯的电影 Oh, you poor thing. You have to kill Martin Scorsese's movie.
我在1988年砍了华伦比提的一部电影 他从此就不跟我上床了 I killed one of Warren's movies in '88 and he never slept with me again.
我也怕老马会这样 I have the same fear with Marty.
那么,你对这一切感觉如何? So, how do you feel in all this?
妳知道的,我努力了很久才爬到这里 You know, I've worked, obviously a long time to get here.
我的...我父母很高兴、很骄傲 My... You know, my parents are very thrilled, very proud.
我觉得葛里芬对这个企划很乐观 I think Griffin is, you know, optimistic with the plan.
小麦,你刚刚说的都无关你的感觉 Matty, not one of those words is about how you feel.
对,我老实说,觉得很惨 Yeah, I feel miserable, honestly.
我很焦虑,压力很大,几乎随时都很恐慌 I'm anxious, I'm stressed out, panicking pretty much all the time.
我两周前开心多了 I was so much happier two weeks ago
那时候我既生气又怨恨 因为我不是在做这工作 when I was just angry and resentful that I didn't have this job.
我现在宁愿生气又怨恨 I would give anything to be angry and resentful
那比我现在的感觉好多了 compared to how I feel right now.
我每天早上都会经过导游身边 You know, I walk past the tour guide every morning
他们说这办公室被打造成一座电影的圣堂 and they say that the office was built as a temple to cinema,
但对我来说它更像一座陵墓 but it feels much more like a tomb.
当负责人是很沉重的,小麦 Heavy is the head, Matty.
对,我当然很荣幸 Yeah. I'm honored, obviously,
可以当其中一个有选择权的人 to be one of the people that gets to choose, you know,
能决定要拍哪部或不拍哪部电影 which movies get made and which ones don't.
这很重大 That's huge.
跟妳说,我进入业界是因为我爱电影 And I got into all this, 'cause, you know, I love movies,
但我现在担心 这份工作的目的是去毁掉电影 but now I have this fear that my job is to ruin them.
这份工作就是要把一切搅得稀巴烂 The job is a meat grinder.
会让你焦虑、恐慌又悲惨 It makes you stressed and panicked and miserable.
你在某一周 得看着你偶像的眼睛,伤透他的心 One week you're looking your idol in the eye and breaking his heart,
下周又得写一张空白支票给一个 and the next week you're writing a blank check for some entitled nepo baby
头戴毛帽的星二代 in a beanie.
但在条件齐备的时候 But when it all comes together,
你会拍一部好电影 and you make a good movie...
而且流芳百世 it's good forever.
你会是个优秀的电影公司负责人 You'll make a great studio head.
你知道为何吗? You know why?
因为你曾有个最棒的师傅 'Cause you had the best teacher.
现在还是有 I still do.
(罗斯福酒店)
我好高兴不是由我 去跟老马说他的电影胎死腹中 I'm so glad I'm not the guy who has to tell Marty his movie's dead.
你要怎么跟他说啊? What are you gonna say to him?
我什么也不会跟老马说 I'm not gonna say shit to Marty.
我周一会去告诉他的经纪人 然后我要一辈子躲着他 I talk to his agent on Monday and then I avoid him for the rest of my life.
希望我永远都不会再见到他 Hopefully I just never see him again.
- 嘿,麦特,嘿 - 见鬼了 - Hey, Matt! Hey! - Oh, fuck me.
- 老马,嘿,真高兴见到你 - 嘿,麦特,嘿,天啊,嗨 - Marty! Hey, great to see you. - Hey, Matt. Hey. Oh, God, hi.
- 这位是萨尔 - 嘿 - This is Sal. - Hey.
- 嗨,你好 - 嗨 - Hi. Hello. - Hi.
- 嗨,麦特 - 是 - Hi, Matt. - Yes.
麦特,我一直都在想酷爱的事 Matt, I have been thinking nonstop about Kool-Aid.
很棒,太好了 Oh, great. That's great.
我是说酷爱电影,我有些... I mean Kool-Aid. I have some...
对了,我想到几位很棒的演员 可以和布什密共同演出,好吗? And by the way, I got some great ideas for actors to put around Buscemi, okay?
太好了,很棒,好 Perfect. Great, yeah.
而且老实说,我无法自己想出 《酷爱》这种电影名 And honestly, I couldn't have come to the title Kool-Aid on my own.
我是说,这名字真的是太棒了 I mean, I can't believe that title. It's fantastic.
- 我要自己居功,好吗? - 都是你的功劳 - I'm gonna take credit for it, okay? - It's all yours.
你的脑子都不停止运转真棒,老马 I love how your brain doesn't stop working, Marty.
但在派对上别聊工作吧 But you know, we don't have to talk shop at a party.
来聊聊别的好了,你喜欢运动还是汽车? Let's talk about something else. You into sports, cars?
怎么了吗? What's going on?
- 没事 - 因为你怪怪的 - Nothing. - I mean, you're acting weird.
情况有点不对 There's something funny going on here.
我很确定我平常就是这样 I'm pretty sure this is how I always act.
我对这家伙了如指掌 I know this guy like the back of my own dick.
- 麦特瑞米克就是这样 - 对,没错,对啊 - This is classic Matt Remick right here. - Yeah. Totally, yeah.
不对,这表现不真实 No. This performance, it's inauthentic.
我保证,没事啦,真的 I promise. It's nothing, yeah.
- 我看过那表情 - 什么表情? - I saw that look. - What look?
- 我看过那表情 - 没有 - I saw that look. - Nope.
那是偷偷摸摸的表情,鬼鬼祟祟 It's a furtive look. It was furtive.
- 我们没有偷偷摸摸 - 我这辈子从没偷偷摸摸 - We were not being furtive. - Never been furtive in my life.
- 对 - 不,那就是偷偷摸摸 - No. - Oh, no, that's furtive.
我知道怎样是偷偷摸摸 我最懂偷偷摸摸了,好吗? I know furtive. If there's one thing I know, it's furtive, okay?
嘿,老马,有件事情你该知道 Look, Marty, there's something you should know,
会由萨尔来主导谈话,他会跟你说 and Sal is actually gonna take the lead on this and tell you.
- 萨尔? - 对 - Sal? - Yeah.
- 现在由我来说? - 现在由你说 - Now I talk? - Now you talk.
老马,首先,我想说 Marty, first of all, can I say,
你是我进这行的原因 you're the reason I'm in this business.
你是哪根葱?你到底要说什么? Who the fuck are you, and what are you trying to say?
我们的方向有所改变 We're going in a different direction
所以我们不拍琼斯镇版的酷爱电影了 and we're not doing a Jonestown version of Kool-Aid.
你们知道怎么着?我无所谓 You know what? I'm fine.
没关系 Fine.
好啊,反正事情搞砸了 All right, I mean, it's fucked up,
但我得跟你老实说 麦特,这一点也不意外 but I got to tell you, Matt, honestly, it's not surprising,
因为你不过是凡夫俗子、无名小卒 because you're just another run-of-the-mill, faceless,
而且没才华、没骨气又没创意 talentless, spineless suit.
我有名字啦 I have a face.
把我的剧本还给我 让我去卖给他妈的苹果公司 Just give me back my movie and let me go sell it to fucking Apple,
我一开始就该这么做才对 the way I should have done it in the first place.
我没办法 I can't do that.
我要搞清楚一件事 Let me get this straight.
你买下我的剧本,只是为了不让我拍? You bought my movie, just to kill it?
- 对 - 没错 - I did. - He did.
- 我们就不打扰了,史柯西斯先生 - 我好爱《神鬼无间》 - We'll leave you alone, Mr. Scorsese. - I loved The Departed.
闭嘴啦 Shut up.
- 天啊,真是... - 讨厌啦 - Oh, God, that was... - Oh, no.
比我想象中还要糟糕许多耶 ...that was so much worse than I thought it was gonna be.
烂透了 It sucked.
天啊,他在哭了 God, he's crying.
- 他在啜泣,你弄哭他了 - 马丁,你怎么在哭? - He's sobbing. You made him sob. - Martin. Why are you crying?
- 是你弄哭他的 - 你跟他说... - You made him sob. - You told--
- 你还好吗? - 干,莎莉在跟他说话 - Are you okay? - Fuck. Charlize is talking to him.
- 靠 - 老天爷啊 - Shit. - Jesus Christ.
该死,他在跟莎莉说刚刚的事 Damn it. He's telling her what happened.
真爱告状,闭紧你他妈的嘴啦 Little rat. Keep your fucking mouth shut.
真是个王八蛋,干,她在看我们 What a dick. Fuck, she's looking at us.
- 没事,就...好,表现酷一点 - 她会把我们赶出派对的 - It's okay, just... Fine, just be cool. - She's gonna kick us out of the party.
你是电影公司的负责人 她不会把你赶出去,冷静点啦 You're the head of a studio, she's not kicking you out. Fucking chill.
- 嘿,莎莉,嗨 - 嗨,莎莉 - Hey, Charlize. Hi. - Hi, Charlize.
给我滚出去 Get the fuck out of here.
- 好,抱歉,谢谢妳邀我们来 - 对 - Okay, sorry. Thank you for having us. - Yeah.
抱歉,老马 Sorry, Marty.
真他妈的老天爷啊 Fucking Jesus Christ.
嘿,你是麦特瑞米克吧? Hey, Matt Remick, right?
你是史蒂夫布什密,嘿 Steve Buscemi. Hey.
- 其实唸布塞密,不过对啦 - 抱歉,好 - Buscemi, but yeah. - Oh, sorry, yeah.
没关系,我听说我们要合作拍片 That's okay. I hear we're making a film together.
- 对,是啊,对,真等不及 - 是啊 - Yeah, we are. Yeah, can't wait. - Yeah.
- 老马的剧本很棒吧? - 对 - How about Marty's script? - Yeah.
- 真是令人震撼无比,对吧? - 对,棒极了 - Did it just, like, blow your mind? - Yeah. It was amazing.
- 现在就该颁座奥斯卡奖给他吧 - 就是啊,真的很棒,对啊 - They should just give him the Oscar now. - I know. It was really great stuff, yeah.
而且想一想,我们将要拍 马丁史柯西斯的最后一部电影耶 And to think, we're gonna be making Martin Scorsese's last movie.
他的什么? His what?
他没跟你说吗? He didn't tell you?
- 没有 - 是啊 - No. - Oh, yeah.
不会吧,这是他的告别作 他在这之后就要引退 No. This is his swan song. He's done after this.
- 哇 - 我是说,真是太荣幸了吧 - Wow. - I mean, what a true honor.
- 对,真是... - 我们很幸运吧? - Yeah, it's-- - How lucky are we?
超幸运的,不可思议,对吧?是啊 So lucky. Amazing, right? Yeah.
嘿,兄弟,感谢你让它成真 Hey, man, thank you for making it happen.
- 谢谢 - 真的,我们片厂见 - Thank you. - Seriously. I'll see you on set.
- 真等不及 - 好的 - Can't wait. - All right.
- 好的,再见 - 保重 - Yeah, bye. - Take care.
嘿,老马 Hey, Marty.
你怎么在哭啊?怎么了吗? Are you crying? What happened?
两杯马丁尼来了 Two martinis coming up.
- 给你,兄弟 - 谢谢你,先生,干杯 - Here you go, dude. - Thank you, sir. Cheers.
即使在今晚的事情之后 Even after what happened tonight,
我还是好爱看这部片 I still love watching this film.
我的天啊,是啊,老马是永远的神人 Oh, my God, yes. Marty's the GOAT.
我们应该不能再叫他老马了 Don't think we can call him Marty anymore.
- 对,是史柯西斯先生 - 对,一点也没错 - Oh, no. It's Mr. Scorsese. - Yes. Very much so.
- 洛琳布莱克真是他妈的辣 - 兄弟,雷李欧塔才是他妈的辣 - Lorraine Bracco's so fucking hot. - Dude, Ray Liotta's so fucking hot.
对 Yes!
我听说他们拍这部电影的时候 派蒂跟他有一腿 I heard Patty was fucking him while they made this movie.
- 少来 - 对,而且我听说他老二很大 - Shut the fuck up. - Yeah. And I heard he has a huge dick.
这我相信 I believe that.
安息吧,我的王 Rest in peace, king.
大老二也安息吧,我的王 Rest in penis, king.
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