1 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:58,177 All right, what's it going to be? 2 00:02:58,379 --> 00:03:00,778 A Triple Cream Cup for Christopher. 3 00:03:00,987 --> 00:03:03,449 A Squelchy Snorter for Otis. 4 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,847 A Sizzler for June Marie. And listen! 5 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:09,351 - Wonka's got a new one today. - What is it? 6 00:03:09,555 --> 00:03:11,989 This one's a Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar. 7 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:15,190 Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar? How does he do it? 8 00:03:15,394 --> 00:03:17,384 Do you ask a fish how it swims? 9 00:03:17,662 --> 00:03:19,789 Or a bird how it flies? 10 00:03:19,998 --> 00:03:21,022 No, you don't. 11 00:03:21,233 --> 00:03:22,962 They were born to do it. 12 00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:26,000 Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man... 13 00:03:26,837 --> 00:03:28,896 ...and you were born to be a Wonkerer. 14 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:32,366 Who can take the sunrise 15 00:03:32,576 --> 00:03:35,237 Sprinkle it with dew 16 00:03:36,246 --> 00:03:39,807 Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two 17 00:03:40,016 --> 00:03:41,677 The Candy Man! 18 00:03:43,085 --> 00:03:45,019 The Candy Man can 19 00:03:46,588 --> 00:03:49,489 'Cause he mixes it with love 20 00:03:49,691 --> 00:03:52,090 And makes the world taste good 21 00:03:53,694 --> 00:03:56,891 Who can take a rainbow 22 00:03:57,098 --> 00:03:59,032 Wrap it in a sigh 23 00:04:00,533 --> 00:04:04,162 Soak it in the sun And make the strawberry-lemon pie 24 00:04:04,371 --> 00:04:05,668 The Candy Man? 25 00:04:05,872 --> 00:04:07,533 The Candy Man! 26 00:04:08,441 --> 00:04:10,271 The Candy Man can! 27 00:04:11,110 --> 00:04:15,103 'Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world... 28 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,541 ...taste good 29 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,683 Willy Wonka makes 30 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:21,408 Everything he bakes 31 00:04:21,619 --> 00:04:25,020 Satisfying and delicious 32 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:28,089 Talk about your childhood wishes 33 00:04:28,292 --> 00:04:31,784 You can even eat the dishes 34 00:04:42,405 --> 00:04:44,429 Who can take tomorrow 35 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:46,800 Dip it in a dream 36 00:04:47,409 --> 00:04:50,640 Separate the sorrow And collect up all the cream 37 00:04:50,912 --> 00:04:53,937 - The Candy Man - Willy Wonka can 38 00:04:54,148 --> 00:04:56,810 The Candy Man can 39 00:04:58,085 --> 00:05:02,111 The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love 40 00:05:02,322 --> 00:05:06,019 And makes the world taste good 41 00:05:07,827 --> 00:05:09,623 And the world tastes good 42 00:05:10,996 --> 00:05:15,933 'Cause the Candy Man thinks it should 43 00:05:35,684 --> 00:05:36,742 Hi, Mr. Jopeck. 44 00:05:37,186 --> 00:05:39,848 Come along, Charlie. You're late. 45 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:43,416 It's payday, Mr. Jopeck. 46 00:05:43,624 --> 00:05:44,716 You're right. 47 00:05:45,526 --> 00:05:47,858 - There you are. - Thanks. 48 00:05:48,629 --> 00:05:50,620 Say hello to your Grandpa Joe. 49 00:06:33,903 --> 00:06:36,029 Up the airy mountain... 50 00:06:36,238 --> 00:06:38,468 ...down the rushing glen. 51 00:06:38,673 --> 00:06:40,834 We dare not go a-hunting... 52 00:06:41,043 --> 00:06:41,907 ...for fear... 53 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,077 ...of little men. 54 00:06:44,345 --> 00:06:45,903 You see... 55 00:06:46,914 --> 00:06:48,677 ...nobody ever goes in... 56 00:06:52,352 --> 00:06:54,411 ...nobody ever comes out. 57 00:07:04,863 --> 00:07:06,330 Charlie's late. 58 00:07:06,532 --> 00:07:09,228 He works too hard for a little boy. 59 00:07:09,435 --> 00:07:11,561 He should have some time to play. 60 00:07:11,769 --> 00:07:13,737 Not enough hours in the day. 61 00:07:13,938 --> 00:07:16,168 With you four bedridden for 20 years... 62 00:07:16,374 --> 00:07:19,240 ...it takes work to keep this family going. 63 00:07:19,443 --> 00:07:21,741 If only his father were alive. 64 00:07:21,945 --> 00:07:25,574 When I get my strength back, I'll get out of bed to help him. 65 00:07:25,782 --> 00:07:28,944 In all the years you've been saying that... 66 00:07:29,385 --> 00:07:32,218 ...I've yet to see you set foot on the floor. 67 00:07:33,389 --> 00:07:36,050 Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold... 68 00:07:37,225 --> 00:07:38,692 Hi, everybody! 69 00:07:39,461 --> 00:07:42,123 Wake up, Charlie's home! 70 00:07:43,398 --> 00:07:44,694 Grandpa George. 71 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,061 Grandma Georgina. 72 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:49,926 Grandma Josephine. 73 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,135 Grandpa Joe! 74 00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:57,641 Is this your supper, Grandpa? 75 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:59,707 It's yours, too. 76 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:02,607 I'm fed up with cabbage water. It's not enough! 77 00:08:02,814 --> 00:08:03,940 It's all we have! 78 00:08:04,149 --> 00:08:05,810 What are you saying? 79 00:08:07,152 --> 00:08:09,382 - How about this? - Where did you get that? 80 00:08:09,588 --> 00:08:12,715 What difference does it make where? He got it. 81 00:08:13,257 --> 00:08:14,451 My first payday. 82 00:08:14,658 --> 00:08:17,456 Good for you. We'll have a real banquet. 83 00:08:17,661 --> 00:08:18,820 Mom? 84 00:08:19,162 --> 00:08:22,154 Here's what's left. You keep it. 85 00:08:22,832 --> 00:08:24,459 Except for this. 86 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:27,328 From now on, I'm paying for your tobacco. 87 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:31,969 No one's going to pay for it. I'm giving it up. 88 00:08:32,808 --> 00:08:34,605 Dad, it's only one pipe a day. 89 00:08:34,943 --> 00:08:38,309 When bread looks like a banquet, I've no right to tobacco. 90 00:08:38,513 --> 00:08:40,276 Go on, Grandpa. 91 00:08:40,681 --> 00:08:42,672 Please take it. 92 00:08:49,189 --> 00:08:52,818 After my paper route, I was in front of Wonka's. 93 00:08:53,025 --> 00:08:55,289 There was this strange man there. 94 00:08:56,128 --> 00:08:57,823 I think he was a tinker. 95 00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:01,431 He was standing behind me looking up at the factory. 96 00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:03,760 Just before he left he said... 97 00:09:03,968 --> 00:09:07,267 "Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out. " 98 00:09:07,472 --> 00:09:09,497 And right he was, Charlie! 99 00:09:09,707 --> 00:09:12,334 Not since the tragic day Willy Wonka locked it. 100 00:09:12,543 --> 00:09:13,635 Why did he? 101 00:09:13,877 --> 00:09:17,176 Because all the other chocolate makers were sending spies... 102 00:09:17,381 --> 00:09:20,838 ...dressed as workers to steal Mr. Wonka's secret recipes. 103 00:09:21,050 --> 00:09:24,986 Especially Slugworth. That Slugworth was the worst! 104 00:09:25,555 --> 00:09:28,182 Finally, Mr. Wonka shouted, "I'll be ruined!" 105 00:09:28,390 --> 00:09:32,292 "Close the factory!" And that's just what he did. 106 00:09:32,494 --> 00:09:36,054 He locked the gates and vanished completely. 107 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:39,197 And then, suddenly, about three years later... 108 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,960 ...the most amazing thing happened. 109 00:09:42,169 --> 00:09:44,796 The factory started again, full blast! 110 00:09:45,004 --> 00:09:48,371 And more delicious candies were coming out than ever. 111 00:09:48,575 --> 00:09:51,703 But the gates stayed locked. So that no one... 112 00:09:51,911 --> 00:09:54,640 ...not even Slugworth, could steal them. 113 00:09:54,846 --> 00:09:58,873 But Grandpa, someone must be helping Mr. Wonka work the factory. 114 00:09:59,084 --> 00:10:00,881 Thousands must be. 115 00:10:01,086 --> 00:10:02,052 But who? 116 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,914 Who are they? 117 00:10:04,422 --> 00:10:07,516 That is the biggest mystery of them all. 118 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:11,889 - Charlie Bucket? - Yes, Mr. Turkentine? 119 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:14,256 I need an assistant. Give me a hand. 120 00:10:17,467 --> 00:10:19,331 We have nitric acid, glycerin... 121 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,662 ...and a special mixture of my own. 122 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:24,668 Together it's dangerous stuff, blows you up. 123 00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:28,899 But mixed together right, as only I know how, what's it make? 124 00:10:29,110 --> 00:10:30,509 - I don't know. - Of course not! 125 00:10:30,712 --> 00:10:32,179 Because only I know. 126 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:35,907 If you knew, you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you. 127 00:10:36,117 --> 00:10:40,678 And for a student to teach his teacher is presumptuous. Is that clear? 128 00:10:40,887 --> 00:10:42,184 - Yes, sir. - Good. 129 00:10:42,389 --> 00:10:46,757 Mixed together in the right way, these dangerous ingredients... 130 00:10:46,959 --> 00:10:49,189 ...make the finest wart remover. 131 00:10:49,528 --> 00:10:52,190 The trick is to pour equal amounts. 132 00:10:52,431 --> 00:10:55,661 Charlie, you take the nitric acid and glycerin... 133 00:10:55,867 --> 00:10:58,734 ...and I'll take my special mixture. Ready? 134 00:10:58,937 --> 00:11:01,098 Good lad. Pour. 135 00:11:03,274 --> 00:11:04,673 Did we do it wrong? 136 00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:07,605 Certainly not. This is for big warts. 137 00:11:08,445 --> 00:11:10,436 What's going on out there? 138 00:11:12,949 --> 00:11:15,247 Come here! What's happening? 139 00:11:15,451 --> 00:11:17,783 Willy Wonka's opening his factory! 140 00:11:18,054 --> 00:11:19,180 Are you sure? 141 00:11:19,389 --> 00:11:21,515 He's giving lots of chocolate away! 142 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,884 - Class dismissed! - It's only for 5 people! 143 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,588 Class un-dismissed. 144 00:11:26,795 --> 00:11:29,695 He hid 5 Golden Tickets. Whoever finds them wins the prize. 145 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:33,298 - Where'd he hide them? - Inside 5 Wonka Bars, you must buy them. 146 00:11:34,135 --> 00:11:35,898 Class re-dismissed! 147 00:11:47,146 --> 00:11:49,205 Now, details of the announcement... 148 00:11:49,415 --> 00:11:51,940 ...that has captured the world's attention. 149 00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:54,778 Hidden among the billions of Wonka Bars... 150 00:11:54,986 --> 00:11:56,886 ...are 5 Gold Tickets. 151 00:11:57,088 --> 00:12:01,457 And to the 5 people who find them will come the most fabulous prize. 152 00:12:01,659 --> 00:12:03,956 A lifetime supply of chocolate. 153 00:12:04,161 --> 00:12:07,892 If this were not enough, each winner, before receiving his prize... 154 00:12:08,098 --> 00:12:09,895 ...will be personally escorted... 155 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,464 They're all crazy! 156 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:12,964 The man's a genius! 157 00:12:13,169 --> 00:12:14,830 He'll sell a million bars. 158 00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:18,633 Do you think I've got a chance to find one? 159 00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:21,502 One?! I'm counting on you to find all five! 160 00:12:21,776 --> 00:12:23,073 One's enough for me. 161 00:12:23,278 --> 00:12:24,472 We have reports... 162 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:27,307 ...the response is phenomenal! Wonka Bars... 163 00:12:27,515 --> 00:12:29,311 ...are disappearing... 164 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,746 ...at a rate to boggle the mind. 165 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,419 It is incredible... 166 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,418 ...the way Wonkamania has descended upon the globe. 167 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:40,149 While the world searches, we watch and wait, wondering... 168 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,989 ...where it will lead, and how long the spirit will hold up... 169 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,255 ...under the strain. 170 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:49,594 I still have these dreams, Doctor, And I still can't stop believing them. 171 00:12:49,801 --> 00:12:51,666 I've told you, Mr. Hoffstedder... 172 00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:54,667 ...to believe in dreams is a manifestation of insanity. 173 00:12:54,872 --> 00:12:57,705 The sooner you accept this, the sooner you'll get well. 174 00:12:58,309 --> 00:13:02,972 I dreamed the Archangel whispered into my ear where to find a Golden Ticket. 175 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:05,345 What did he say? 176 00:13:05,548 --> 00:13:08,676 What difference does that make? This was a dream. 177 00:13:08,885 --> 00:13:11,978 - You said... - Shut up and tell me where's the ticket! 178 00:13:12,321 --> 00:13:14,289 We begin with 5 Golden Tickets. 179 00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:19,120 Like 5 lucky bolts of lightning ready to strike at any point on the map. 180 00:13:19,328 --> 00:13:22,194 No one knew where or when the first one would hit. 181 00:13:22,397 --> 00:13:24,865 But last night we got our answer. 182 00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:28,365 While America slept, the first Golden Ticket was found... 183 00:13:28,569 --> 00:13:31,628 ...in the small town of Duselheim, Germany. 184 00:13:31,838 --> 00:13:36,332 We've been waiting for the story, and we're ready with a live report. 185 00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:39,876 Proud we are, for the attention of the world... 186 00:13:40,079 --> 00:13:42,206 ...focuses today here in Duselheim. 187 00:13:42,415 --> 00:13:44,883 A community thrust into prominence... 188 00:13:45,084 --> 00:13:48,712 ...by the discovery of the first Wonka Golden Ticket. 189 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,889 Its finder is the son of a prominent butcher. 190 00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:54,785 The boys name, Augustus Gloop! 191 00:13:56,427 --> 00:14:00,056 The pride of Duselheim, the fame of Western Germany. 192 00:14:00,264 --> 00:14:03,062 An example for the whole world. 193 00:14:03,266 --> 00:14:06,235 How does it feel to be the first Golden Ticket finder? 194 00:14:06,436 --> 00:14:08,063 - Hungry. - Any other feelings? 195 00:14:08,271 --> 00:14:11,263 Sorry for Wonka. It'll cost him a fortune in fudge. 196 00:14:11,707 --> 00:14:13,867 Mr. Gloop, would you mind... 197 00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:18,001 Mrs. Gloop, would you say a few words to the audience? 198 00:14:18,213 --> 00:14:22,080 I knew he would find a Golden Ticket. Eating is his hobby. 199 00:14:22,283 --> 00:14:25,946 He wouldn't do it unless he needed the nourishment. 200 00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:30,947 Happy birthday, Charlie! 201 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,256 Here you are, Charlie. 202 00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:35,894 Thank you. 203 00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:43,601 It's terrific! 204 00:14:43,802 --> 00:14:47,032 We each knitted, Grandmas Georgina, Josephine and me. 205 00:14:47,238 --> 00:14:49,763 I did the end pieces with the tassels. 206 00:14:49,974 --> 00:14:53,273 And here's a little gift from Grandpa George and me. 207 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,809 I think I know what this is. 208 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,441 - It is! A Wonka! - Open it, Charlie. 209 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,946 Let's see that Golden Ticket. 210 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,584 - Wouldn't it be fantastic? - Don't raise his hopes. 211 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,784 Never mind. Open it. I want to see that gold! 212 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,217 Stop it! 213 00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:11,791 - I've got the same chance as anybody! - You've got more. 214 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,483 You want it more. 215 00:15:13,761 --> 00:15:15,126 Go on, open it! 216 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,922 Here goes! 217 00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,165 - I got it! - Where? 218 00:15:21,602 --> 00:15:22,591 Let's see! 219 00:15:22,936 --> 00:15:24,767 Fooled you, didn't I? 220 00:15:25,005 --> 00:15:26,939 You thought I really had it. 221 00:15:28,442 --> 00:15:30,409 Never mind, Charlie. 222 00:15:30,610 --> 00:15:32,168 You'll find one. 223 00:15:32,945 --> 00:15:35,937 - Here, everybody have a bite. - No, no! 224 00:15:48,092 --> 00:15:50,890 I wanted to find the first Golden ticket, Daddy! 225 00:15:51,095 --> 00:15:54,292 I know, angel. We're doing the best we can. 226 00:15:54,498 --> 00:15:57,227 I've got every girl on staff hunting for you. 227 00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,628 Where is it? Why can't they find it? 228 00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:02,999 Veruca, sweetheart, I'm not a magician! 229 00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:04,462 Give me time! 230 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,801 I want it now! What's the matter with those twerps? 231 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,468 For five days now, the entire factory's been on the job! 232 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,409 They haven't shelled a peanut since Monday! 233 00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:18,107 They've been shelling chocolate bars from dawn to dusk! 234 00:16:18,319 --> 00:16:19,650 Work nights! 235 00:16:21,655 --> 00:16:23,452 Come along, you girls! 236 00:16:23,657 --> 00:16:26,490 Put a jerk in it, or you'll be out on your ears! 237 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,455 And listen: The first girl... 238 00:16:28,662 --> 00:16:33,121 ...that finds a Golden Ticket gets a bonus in their pay packet! 239 00:16:33,332 --> 00:16:34,993 What do you think of that?! 240 00:16:37,102 --> 00:16:38,568 They're not even trying! 241 00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:41,102 They don't want to find it! 242 00:16:41,339 --> 00:16:43,500 Sweetheart, I can't push them no harder. 243 00:16:43,775 --> 00:16:46,073 19,000 bars an hour they're shelling! 244 00:16:46,277 --> 00:16:48,642 760,000 they've done so far! 245 00:16:48,845 --> 00:16:49,903 You promised! 246 00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:52,741 You promised I'd have it the first day! 247 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:56,817 You're going to be very unpopular if you don't deliver soon. 248 00:16:57,053 --> 00:17:00,318 It breaks my heart. I hate to see her unhappy. 249 00:17:00,523 --> 00:17:02,081 I won't talk to you! 250 00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:05,589 You're a rotten father! You never give me anything! 251 00:17:05,794 --> 00:17:07,591 I won't go to school! 252 00:17:07,796 --> 00:17:10,356 Veruca! Sweetheart! Angel! 253 00:17:10,699 --> 00:17:13,326 There are only 4 tickets left in the world... 254 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:16,162 ...and the whole world's hunting for them! 255 00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:17,200 What can I do? 256 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,702 I got it, Mr. Salt! Here it is! 257 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,644 About time, too! I want it! 258 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,518 Give me my ticket! It's mine! 259 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,210 I found the Golden Ticket! 260 00:17:41,892 --> 00:17:42,950 Thank God! 261 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,288 Happiness is what counts with children. 262 00:17:46,497 --> 00:17:48,555 Happiness and harmony. 263 00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:53,792 This is the sign of our times. The symbol of the havoc... 264 00:17:54,004 --> 00:17:56,699 ...the mad craze that's sweeping the world. 265 00:17:56,905 --> 00:18:01,035 Whatever corner of the globe we are in, whichever continent we're on... 266 00:18:01,243 --> 00:18:04,837 ...the great Wonka Bar search continues. We're near the end... 267 00:18:05,113 --> 00:18:08,844 ...of our 43rd day in the Golden Ticket hunt. 268 00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:11,181 Everywhere, are signs of anxiety. 269 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,145 Every hour... 270 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:16,015 ...new shipments are sent around the globe. 271 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,347 But they're not moving fast enough. 272 00:18:18,592 --> 00:18:22,994 And as time passes the men who seek them become more and more desperate. 273 00:18:23,195 --> 00:18:27,325 Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've been during these last few days. 274 00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,899 But now I think I can safely say... 275 00:18:30,102 --> 00:18:32,831 ...that your time and money have been well spent. 276 00:18:33,271 --> 00:18:37,037 We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. 277 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:41,075 Based on the revolutionary law of probability, this machine... 278 00:18:41,278 --> 00:18:45,339 ...will tell us the precise location of the three remaining... 279 00:18:45,783 --> 00:18:47,444 ...Golden Tickets. 280 00:18:56,224 --> 00:18:56,918 It says... 281 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:59,958 ..."I won't tell. That would be cheating. " 282 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,698 I am now telling the computer... 283 00:19:08,903 --> 00:19:12,930 ...if it will tell me the correct answer I will gladly share with it... 284 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,902 ...the grand prize. 285 00:19:19,579 --> 00:19:20,204 He says... 286 00:19:20,413 --> 00:19:25,145 ..."What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?" 287 00:19:29,321 --> 00:19:34,223 I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with the chocolate. 288 00:19:36,661 --> 00:19:39,891 It can happen here, too, unbelievable as it sounds... 289 00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,724 ...right here in America. 290 00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:45,891 Where even in the smallest town, the happiest dreams can come true. 291 00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:47,998 Here she is... 292 00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:52,068 ...Violet Beauregarde, finder of Golden Ticket number 3. 293 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,969 From Miles City, Montana. 294 00:19:54,176 --> 00:19:55,575 And the proud parents. 295 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,974 Mr. Beauregarde, a local politician, civic leader... 296 00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:01,307 Sam Beauregarde, Square Deal Sam to you... 297 00:20:01,516 --> 00:20:03,450 ...with great giveaway bargains. 298 00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:06,084 The finest values in the entire country! 299 00:20:06,286 --> 00:20:08,413 - Here's a sedan... - Dad, they don't want you! 300 00:20:08,622 --> 00:20:10,453 - Care to say a few words? - Sure! 301 00:20:10,691 --> 00:20:13,853 Here is Golden Ticket number 3, and it's all mine! 302 00:20:15,128 --> 00:20:17,926 I'm a gum chewer, but when I heard about the tickets... 303 00:20:18,131 --> 00:20:20,258 ...I laid off gum and switched to candy. 304 00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:22,829 Now, of course, I'm back on gum. 305 00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:25,936 I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear. 306 00:20:26,037 --> 00:20:27,595 - Violet! - Cool it, Mother! 307 00:20:27,806 --> 00:20:32,674 This piece of gum I've been chewing for three months. A world record! 308 00:20:32,877 --> 00:20:36,108 It beat the record held by my friend, Cornelia... 309 00:20:36,313 --> 00:20:38,110 ...and was she mad! 310 00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:39,781 Hi Cornelia, sweetie! 311 00:20:39,983 --> 00:20:42,884 Let me just say, if any of you folks watching... 312 00:20:54,396 --> 00:20:57,626 - What are you doing here? - I'll walk you home. 313 00:20:57,999 --> 00:21:01,127 I'm not ready. I'm going to be here late. 314 00:21:01,335 --> 00:21:03,963 Then I guess I'll be going. 315 00:21:04,172 --> 00:21:05,866 Why not stay a minute. 316 00:21:06,072 --> 00:21:09,166 Pull up a pile of clothes and sit down. 317 00:21:11,745 --> 00:21:13,303 School all right? 318 00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:14,308 Yep. 319 00:21:14,513 --> 00:21:15,571 Good. 320 00:21:16,415 --> 00:21:18,007 Go on your newspaper route? 321 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,217 Just finished. 322 00:21:19,418 --> 00:21:20,510 Good. 323 00:21:23,188 --> 00:21:25,247 I wanted to tell you something. 324 00:21:28,092 --> 00:21:29,821 They found the third ticket. 325 00:21:30,028 --> 00:21:31,255 Did they? 326 00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,693 I guess I'll be going now. 327 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:39,195 That's all? 328 00:21:40,436 --> 00:21:42,336 I thought you'd like to know. 329 00:21:42,538 --> 00:21:46,167 Most people are pretty interested. I know I'm interested. 330 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:49,537 There are only two tickets left, you know. Just two. 331 00:21:49,778 --> 00:21:51,575 Pretty soon, just one. 332 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:53,509 I wonder who'll be the lucky ones. 333 00:21:53,715 --> 00:21:55,740 If you're wondering, it won't be me. 334 00:21:55,951 --> 00:21:58,851 If you're wondering, you can count me out. 335 00:22:00,287 --> 00:22:02,414 There are 100 billion people... 336 00:22:02,623 --> 00:22:05,750 ...and only 5 will find Golden Tickets. 337 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:09,190 Even with a sack of money, you probably wouldn't find one. 338 00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:14,025 When this is over you'll be no different from billions of others who didn't. 339 00:22:14,234 --> 00:22:17,031 But I am different. I want it more than any of them. 340 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,435 You'll get your chance. One day things will change. 341 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,971 When? When will they change? 342 00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:26,574 Probably when you least expect it. 343 00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:30,906 See you later. 344 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,753 You get blue like everyone 345 00:22:49,597 --> 00:22:52,657 But me and Grandpa Joe 346 00:22:53,167 --> 00:22:57,001 Can make your troubles go away 347 00:22:57,638 --> 00:22:59,663 Blow away 348 00:23:01,174 --> 00:23:03,506 There they go 349 00:23:05,612 --> 00:23:07,841 Cheer up, Charlie 350 00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:11,513 Give me a smile 351 00:23:12,118 --> 00:23:16,520 What happened to that smile I used to know 352 00:23:18,790 --> 00:23:20,917 Don't you know your grin 353 00:23:21,126 --> 00:23:24,526 Has always been my sunshine 354 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:29,022 Let that sunshine show 355 00:23:31,901 --> 00:23:34,131 Come on, Charlie 356 00:23:35,972 --> 00:23:38,304 No need to frown 357 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:40,535 Deep down you know 358 00:23:40,876 --> 00:23:43,538 The world is still your toy 359 00:23:45,881 --> 00:23:47,974 When the world gets heavy 360 00:23:48,550 --> 00:23:50,881 Never pit-a-pat 'em 361 00:23:52,219 --> 00:23:55,211 Up and at 'em, boy 362 00:23:58,325 --> 00:23:59,986 Some day... 363 00:24:00,894 --> 00:24:02,885 ...sweet as a song 364 00:24:03,897 --> 00:24:07,889 Charlie's lucky day will come along 365 00:24:10,502 --> 00:24:15,165 Till that day you've got to stay strong, Charlie 366 00:24:17,241 --> 00:24:21,735 Up on top is right where you belong 367 00:24:24,414 --> 00:24:27,747 Look up, Charlie 368 00:24:28,185 --> 00:24:31,154 You'll see a star 369 00:24:31,355 --> 00:24:32,844 Just follow it 370 00:24:33,255 --> 00:24:37,248 And keep your dream in view 371 00:24:38,427 --> 00:24:43,090 Pretty soon the sky is going to clear up, Charlie 372 00:24:45,934 --> 00:24:49,926 Cheer up, Charlie, do 373 00:24:52,539 --> 00:24:55,201 Cheer up, Charlie 374 00:24:57,044 --> 00:25:00,376 Just be glad you're you 375 00:25:10,455 --> 00:25:12,116 While the world searches... 376 00:25:12,391 --> 00:25:14,052 ...here it has actually happened. 377 00:25:14,626 --> 00:25:18,527 There's only one Golden Ticket left in the entire world. 378 00:25:18,729 --> 00:25:22,187 Because right here, in Marble Falls, Arizona... 379 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,196 ...is lucky winner number four! 380 00:25:24,401 --> 00:25:28,201 The name to be heard around the universe is Mr. Mike Teevee! 381 00:25:28,805 --> 00:25:30,204 Can we shut that off? 382 00:25:30,407 --> 00:25:33,204 - Are you crazy? - He won't answer till station break. 383 00:25:33,409 --> 00:25:35,434 The country wants to hear from you! 384 00:25:35,644 --> 00:25:37,771 Can't you shut up? I'm busy. 385 00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:39,106 What a show! 386 00:25:39,314 --> 00:25:41,111 I serve all his dinners here. 387 00:25:41,315 --> 00:25:42,782 He's never been to the table. 388 00:25:43,384 --> 00:25:44,783 - You love TV? - You bet! 389 00:25:44,986 --> 00:25:46,613 About that Golden ticket... 390 00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:48,220 I want to catch this! 391 00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:51,391 - Like killings? - What do you think life's all about? 392 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:53,320 Mike, would you tell us if... 393 00:25:54,995 --> 00:25:56,462 Wait till I get a real one. 394 00:25:56,663 --> 00:25:57,755 Colt 45. 395 00:25:57,998 --> 00:26:00,227 Pop won't let me have one yet, will you? 396 00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:02,424 Not till you're 12, son. 397 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:10,805 Four down, one to go. 398 00:26:11,009 --> 00:26:15,139 And somewhere out there another lucky person is moving closer... 399 00:26:15,346 --> 00:26:20,112 ...to finding the last of the most sought-after prizes in history. 400 00:26:20,617 --> 00:26:23,245 Though we can envy him, whoever he is... 401 00:26:23,454 --> 00:26:26,422 ...and might be tempted to be bitter at our losing... 402 00:26:26,622 --> 00:26:29,591 ...we must remember there are more important things. 403 00:26:29,792 --> 00:26:32,283 Many more important things! 404 00:26:32,628 --> 00:26:36,358 Offhand, I can't think of what they are but I'm sure there's something. 405 00:26:36,631 --> 00:26:38,121 Now for weather and... 406 00:26:40,869 --> 00:26:43,701 Why did you wake me up? Is something wrong? 407 00:26:49,643 --> 00:26:51,803 Grandpa! That money was for tobacco. 408 00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:54,171 I've told you, I've given it up. 409 00:26:54,481 --> 00:26:55,778 Go on, open it! 410 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:58,007 One ticket left. Let's see that gold. 411 00:26:58,218 --> 00:27:00,549 No, you do it. I can't. 412 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:03,848 We're going to be lucky this time. 413 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:06,490 I've got a funny feeling inside. 414 00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:10,658 Which end shall I open first? 415 00:27:11,829 --> 00:27:13,888 That end. Just a tiny bit. 416 00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:18,225 - Like this? - Now a bit more. 417 00:27:19,402 --> 00:27:22,337 - You finish it! I can't. - No, Grandpa! You do it. 418 00:27:22,839 --> 00:27:24,170 All right. 419 00:27:24,508 --> 00:27:25,997 Here goes. 420 00:27:32,248 --> 00:27:33,407 You know... 421 00:27:34,415 --> 00:27:38,408 ...I bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible. 422 00:27:48,695 --> 00:27:50,753 Lot 403. 423 00:27:51,030 --> 00:27:53,396 I can personally guarantee... 424 00:27:53,633 --> 00:27:57,330 ...that this is the absolutely last case of Wonka Bars... 425 00:27:57,537 --> 00:27:59,060 ...left in the United Kingdom. 426 00:27:59,271 --> 00:28:03,037 Shall we start the bidding at 1,000 pounds? Do I hear 1,000? 427 00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:05,002 1,500 pounds? 428 00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:06,609 2,000? 429 00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:08,038 I have 2,500. 430 00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:09,041 4,000? 431 00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:11,247 4,500 pounds? 432 00:28:11,448 --> 00:28:13,075 5,000? 433 00:28:13,284 --> 00:28:14,945 Your Majesty! 434 00:28:18,454 --> 00:28:20,183 I'm sorry, Mrs. Curtis. 435 00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:22,585 There isn't anything to give us a clue. 436 00:28:22,792 --> 00:28:24,850 They kidnapped my husband 12 hours ago. 437 00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:27,085 When will we hear? What do they want? 438 00:28:27,296 --> 00:28:30,959 Stay calm. They want ransom. We wait to hear their demands. 439 00:28:31,466 --> 00:28:33,695 I'll give them anything they want. 440 00:28:33,901 --> 00:28:35,732 All I want is Harold back! 441 00:28:41,142 --> 00:28:42,574 Go ahead, we're listening. 442 00:28:48,248 --> 00:28:50,807 Whatever they asked for they can have it. 443 00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:54,241 They want your case of Wonka Bars. 444 00:28:59,490 --> 00:29:01,151 Did you hear me? 445 00:29:01,993 --> 00:29:04,928 It's your husband's life or your Wonka Bars. 446 00:29:06,164 --> 00:29:08,256 How long do I have to think it over? 447 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,967 That's it! 448 00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:13,636 The Wonka contest is all over. 449 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,896 The final ticket has been found... 450 00:29:16,106 --> 00:29:20,508 ...we've got a live report in from Paraguay, South America. 451 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,144 It is finished. The end has come. 452 00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:26,075 The last Golden Ticket has been found... 453 00:29:26,281 --> 00:29:27,646 ...right here in Paraguay. 454 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:30,818 The finder is lucky Alberto Minoleta... 455 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:34,818 ...the millionaire owner of South America gambling casinos. 456 00:29:35,022 --> 00:29:38,480 Here is the most recent picture of the happy finder. 457 00:29:39,927 --> 00:29:41,258 Turn it off! 458 00:29:42,695 --> 00:29:44,663 Well, that's that. 459 00:29:44,864 --> 00:29:46,422 No more Golden Tickets. 460 00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:48,658 A lot of rubbish, the whole thing. 461 00:29:48,868 --> 00:29:50,301 Not to Charlie, it wasn't. 462 00:29:50,536 --> 00:29:55,336 A boy needs something to hope for. What's he got to hope for now? 463 00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:57,633 Who's going to tell him? 464 00:29:57,876 --> 00:30:00,776 Let's not wake him. He'll find out soon enough. 465 00:30:00,978 --> 00:30:02,445 Yeah, let him sleep. 466 00:30:02,647 --> 00:30:05,047 Let him have one last dream. 467 00:30:12,822 --> 00:30:15,620 I've decided to switch Friday's schedule to Monday. 468 00:30:15,825 --> 00:30:19,453 Which means Friday's test on what we learned during the week... 469 00:30:19,662 --> 00:30:21,960 ...will now be Monday before we've learned it. 470 00:30:22,164 --> 00:30:24,394 Since today's Tuesday, it doesn't matter. 471 00:30:24,833 --> 00:30:26,561 Pencils ready! 472 00:30:28,169 --> 00:30:31,070 Today, we are going to learn about... 473 00:30:32,674 --> 00:30:33,538 ...percentages. 474 00:30:33,741 --> 00:30:37,369 For example, let's take the recent unpleasantness. 475 00:30:37,577 --> 00:30:40,637 Suppose there are 1,000 Wonka Bars in the world... 476 00:30:40,847 --> 00:30:44,646 ...and you each opened a certain number of them. 477 00:30:44,850 --> 00:30:47,011 That number is... 478 00:30:47,353 --> 00:30:49,014 ...a percent. Understand? 479 00:30:51,423 --> 00:30:53,948 Madeline Durkin, how many Wonka Bars did you open? 480 00:30:54,526 --> 00:30:55,584 About 100. 481 00:30:55,927 --> 00:31:00,886 There are ten 100's in 1,000, therefore, you opened 10 percent. 482 00:31:01,365 --> 00:31:03,663 Peter Goff, how many did you open? 483 00:31:03,867 --> 00:31:05,095 150. 484 00:31:05,536 --> 00:31:10,336 10% half over again, which makes 15 percent. Charlie Bucket! 485 00:31:10,540 --> 00:31:12,735 - How many did you open? - Two. 486 00:31:12,942 --> 00:31:14,432 That's easy. 200 is twice... 487 00:31:15,745 --> 00:31:17,144 Not 200. 488 00:31:17,713 --> 00:31:18,737 Just 2. 489 00:31:19,381 --> 00:31:22,111 What do you mean, you only opened 2? 490 00:31:22,617 --> 00:31:24,585 I don't care much for chocolate. 491 00:31:24,786 --> 00:31:26,685 I can't figure out just 2! 492 00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:29,014 Let's pretend you opened 200. 493 00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:33,523 If you opened 200 Wonka Bars, apart from being dreadfully sick... 494 00:31:33,728 --> 00:31:35,354 ...you'd use 20% of 1,000... 495 00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:38,463 ...which is 15 percent half again, 10 percent... 496 00:32:28,175 --> 00:32:30,040 I'd like a bar of chocolate, please. 497 00:32:30,244 --> 00:32:31,370 Why, sure. 498 00:32:31,578 --> 00:32:32,636 What kind? 499 00:32:32,846 --> 00:32:35,814 A Slugworth Sizzler? A Wonka Scrumdiddleumptious? 500 00:32:36,015 --> 00:32:39,007 - Whichever's biggest. - Try a Wonka Scrumdiddleumptious. 501 00:32:39,919 --> 00:32:43,082 Now that the tickets are found, I don't have to hide them. 502 00:32:56,033 --> 00:32:57,660 Take it easy! 503 00:32:57,868 --> 00:33:00,029 You'll get a stomach ache. 504 00:33:00,371 --> 00:33:02,270 - 'Bye. - 'Bye, now. 505 00:33:10,045 --> 00:33:13,378 I think I'll buy just one more, for my Grandpa Joe. 506 00:33:13,615 --> 00:33:14,877 Sure. 507 00:33:15,951 --> 00:33:17,850 Try a regular Wonka Bar. 508 00:33:18,052 --> 00:33:19,383 Fine. 509 00:33:32,299 --> 00:33:35,426 - Take it easy! One at a time! - Did you hear the news? 510 00:33:35,668 --> 00:33:37,966 That gambler from Paraguay made a phony ticket. 511 00:33:38,170 --> 00:33:41,298 There's one Golden Ticket still floating around. 512 00:33:41,507 --> 00:33:44,441 The nerve of that guy! Trying to fool the world! 513 00:33:45,276 --> 00:33:49,110 He was a crook! This means the contest goes on forever. 514 00:34:33,052 --> 00:34:34,952 You got the last Golden Ticket! 515 00:34:35,154 --> 00:34:37,986 The kid's found the last Golden Ticket! 516 00:34:41,493 --> 00:34:43,893 Stand back! Leave the boy alone! 517 00:34:46,731 --> 00:34:48,062 Break it up! 518 00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:51,300 Charlie! Hold onto that ticket! 519 00:34:51,502 --> 00:34:53,969 Run for it! Run straight home! 520 00:34:54,170 --> 00:34:56,229 Don't stop till you get there! 521 00:35:27,867 --> 00:35:29,494 I congratulate you. 522 00:35:29,702 --> 00:35:30,930 Well done. 523 00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:33,838 You've found the fifth Golden Ticket. 524 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,870 May I introduce myself? 525 00:35:36,107 --> 00:35:37,665 Arthur Slugworth. 526 00:35:37,876 --> 00:35:40,436 President of Slugworth Chocolates. 527 00:35:41,279 --> 00:35:45,180 Listen carefully, because I'm going to make you very rich. 528 00:35:45,382 --> 00:35:49,113 Mr. Wonka is working on a fantastic invention. 529 00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:51,884 The Everlasting Gobstopper. 530 00:35:52,556 --> 00:35:54,580 If he succeeds, he'll ruin me. 531 00:35:54,791 --> 00:35:58,090 I want you to get just one Everlasting Gobstopper... 532 00:35:58,294 --> 00:36:01,626 ...and bring it to me so I can find the secret formula. 533 00:36:01,964 --> 00:36:03,261 Your reward will be... 534 00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:05,524 ...10,000 of these. 535 00:36:05,734 --> 00:36:07,395 Think it over, will you? 536 00:36:07,636 --> 00:36:09,604 A new house for your family... 537 00:36:09,805 --> 00:36:13,069 ...food and comfort for the rest of their lives. 538 00:36:13,908 --> 00:36:15,705 And don't forget the name... 539 00:36:15,910 --> 00:36:18,140 ...Everlasting Gobstopper. 540 00:36:47,504 --> 00:36:50,667 I've got it! The fifth Golden Ticket is mine! 541 00:36:51,441 --> 00:36:53,567 You're pulling our legs, Charlie. 542 00:36:53,776 --> 00:36:56,574 There aren't any more Golden Tickets. 543 00:36:56,779 --> 00:36:59,145 The last one's fake! It's in the paper! 544 00:36:59,348 --> 00:37:02,908 I found money, bought a Wonka Bar and the ticket was in it! 545 00:37:03,118 --> 00:37:05,450 Look at it! See for yourself! 546 00:37:06,021 --> 00:37:08,455 Read it, Joe, for heaven's sake! 547 00:37:09,024 --> 00:37:13,323 "Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket... 548 00:37:13,527 --> 00:37:17,486 "... from Mr. Willy Wonka. Present this ticket at the factory gates... 549 00:37:17,698 --> 00:37:21,929 "... at 10 o'clock in the morning, October 1st, and do not be late!" 550 00:37:22,135 --> 00:37:26,936 "You may bring with you one member of your own family, but no one else. 551 00:37:27,140 --> 00:37:30,267 "In your wildest dreams you could not imagine... 552 00:37:30,475 --> 00:37:33,501 "... the marvelous surprises that await you!" 553 00:37:33,712 --> 00:37:34,644 You've done it! 554 00:37:37,148 --> 00:37:39,776 It says I can take somebody with me. 555 00:37:39,984 --> 00:37:41,645 I wish you could go. 556 00:37:52,162 --> 00:37:53,322 Charlie! 557 00:38:00,169 --> 00:38:01,966 That's good, Charlie. 558 00:38:02,171 --> 00:38:03,728 Now help me up. 559 00:38:17,184 --> 00:38:18,310 Are you okay? 560 00:38:18,518 --> 00:38:20,576 I'm fine, Charlie. 561 00:38:30,595 --> 00:38:32,085 Watch it, Joe! 562 00:38:41,271 --> 00:38:42,761 Look at me! 563 00:38:45,775 --> 00:38:47,606 Look at me! 564 00:38:48,277 --> 00:38:50,268 Up and about! 565 00:38:51,881 --> 00:38:55,213 I haven't done this in 20 years! 566 00:39:01,757 --> 00:39:05,089 I never thought my life could be 567 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:10,094 Anything but catastrophe 568 00:39:11,431 --> 00:39:14,423 But suddenly I begin to see 569 00:39:15,769 --> 00:39:18,431 A bit of good luck for me 570 00:39:20,773 --> 00:39:24,436 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket 571 00:39:26,445 --> 00:39:29,436 I've got a golden twinkle... 572 00:39:30,782 --> 00:39:32,773 ...in my eye 573 00:39:36,788 --> 00:39:39,347 I never had a chance to shine 574 00:39:39,556 --> 00:39:41,581 Never a happy song to sing 575 00:39:41,792 --> 00:39:43,760 But suddenly half the world is mine 576 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,518 What an amazing thing 577 00:39:45,728 --> 00:39:47,593 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket 578 00:39:47,797 --> 00:39:49,287 It's ours, Charlie! 579 00:39:49,799 --> 00:39:53,132 I've got a golden sun up in the sky 580 00:39:53,636 --> 00:39:55,296 Slippers, Charlie! 581 00:39:57,739 --> 00:40:01,038 I never thought I'd see the day When I would face the world and say 582 00:40:01,342 --> 00:40:04,174 Good morning Look at the sun 583 00:40:05,012 --> 00:40:08,539 I never thought that I would be Slap in the lap of luxury 584 00:40:08,749 --> 00:40:10,307 'Cause I'd have said 585 00:40:10,517 --> 00:40:12,040 It couldn't be done 586 00:40:12,251 --> 00:40:14,014 But it can be done 587 00:40:15,588 --> 00:40:17,579 The cane, Charlie! 588 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,918 Here I go! 589 00:40:24,863 --> 00:40:26,694 Watch my speed! 590 00:40:33,270 --> 00:40:36,831 I never dreamed that I would climb Over the moon in ecstasy 591 00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:41,067 But nevertheless it's there that I'm Shortly about to be 592 00:40:41,277 --> 00:40:42,710 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket 593 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:48,079 I've got a golden chance to make my way 594 00:40:48,283 --> 00:40:52,276 And with a Golden Ticket It's a golden day 595 00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:12,627 Good morning! Look at the sun! 596 00:41:17,076 --> 00:41:20,806 'Cause I'd have said It couldn't be done 597 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,306 But it can be done 598 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:28,384 I never dreamed that I would climb Over the moon in ecstasy 599 00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:32,453 But, nevertheless, it's there that I'm Shortly about to be 600 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:35,147 'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket 601 00:41:35,492 --> 00:41:37,392 I've got a Golden Ticket 602 00:41:37,594 --> 00:41:41,222 I've got a golden chance to make my way 603 00:41:41,430 --> 00:41:45,423 And with a Golden Ticket It's a golden day 604 00:41:50,272 --> 00:41:53,639 Stop! It says the first of October. That's tomorrow. 605 00:41:53,842 --> 00:41:57,902 We've got a lot to do! Comb your hair, wash your face, polish your shoes... 606 00:41:58,112 --> 00:42:01,138 - I'll take care of everything. - We don't have much time. 607 00:42:01,348 --> 00:42:05,340 Grandpa... on the way home today, I ran into Mr. Slugworth. 608 00:42:30,206 --> 00:42:31,935 Hey, Mom, we're on TV! 609 00:42:32,142 --> 00:42:34,110 Hi, everybody in Marble Falls! 610 00:42:34,311 --> 00:42:36,939 Hi, Billy! Hi, Maggie! Hi, Fishface! 611 00:42:37,147 --> 00:42:38,010 How do I look? 612 00:42:38,213 --> 00:42:39,680 - You guys ready? - You're on. 613 00:42:39,882 --> 00:42:41,509 This is the big day. 614 00:42:41,717 --> 00:42:46,619 The day Willy Wonka will open his gates and shower gifts on the 5 lucky winners. 615 00:42:46,821 --> 00:42:50,120 From over the globe, people have gathered, waiting for the hour... 616 00:42:50,325 --> 00:42:53,556 ...to see that legendary magician, Mr. Willy Wonka. 617 00:42:56,063 --> 00:42:59,521 Hi, friends! Don't forget to visit Beauregarde's Auto Mart... 618 00:42:59,733 --> 00:43:02,634 Cut it out, Dad! This is my show! 619 00:43:02,836 --> 00:43:06,669 Hi, Cornelia! I've still got it. How's this for a stretch? 620 00:43:19,851 --> 00:43:22,148 I want to go in first, before anybody. 621 00:43:22,353 --> 00:43:24,184 Anything you say. 622 00:43:27,424 --> 00:43:30,859 Save some room for later, Augustus liebling. 623 00:43:33,763 --> 00:43:37,494 I don't believe it! We did it. We're actually going in. 624 00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:41,430 To see the greatest of them all, Mr. Willy Wonka! 625 00:45:26,362 --> 00:45:27,693 Thank you. 626 00:45:28,698 --> 00:45:29,926 Welcome, my friends. 627 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,224 Welcome to my chocolate factory. 628 00:45:32,868 --> 00:45:34,130 Would you come forward? 629 00:45:35,304 --> 00:45:37,431 Get back! Come on, Veruca! 630 00:45:43,344 --> 00:45:45,778 That's Slugworth, the man I told you about. 631 00:45:50,450 --> 00:45:53,283 Welcome. It's nice to have you here. 632 00:45:53,687 --> 00:45:55,086 I'm so glad you could come. 633 00:45:55,288 --> 00:45:59,189 This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it. 634 00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:01,115 I think you will. 635 00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:03,553 Please show me your Golden tickets. 636 00:46:04,697 --> 00:46:06,095 I'm Veruca Salt. 637 00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:08,424 Dear Veruca, what a pleasure! 638 00:46:08,633 --> 00:46:10,760 You look pretty in that mink coat! 639 00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:12,630 I've got three others. 640 00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:17,037 Overjoyed to see you, sir. Would you just step over there? 641 00:46:17,307 --> 00:46:18,274 Augustus Gloop. 642 00:46:18,475 --> 00:46:20,443 Augustus, my dear boy! 643 00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:23,271 Good to see you, and in such fine shape! 644 00:46:23,479 --> 00:46:27,347 This must be the radiant Mrs. Gloop. Over there, dear lady. 645 00:46:27,550 --> 00:46:30,677 - Violet Beauregarde. - Darling child! Welcome to Wonka's. 646 00:46:30,886 --> 00:46:32,353 What kind of gum you got? 647 00:46:32,554 --> 00:46:33,816 Charming! 648 00:46:34,322 --> 00:46:35,619 Sam Beauregarde here! 649 00:46:35,824 --> 00:46:37,348 What a genuine pleasure. 650 00:46:37,559 --> 00:46:40,789 Any automotive needs, call. Phone number's on the card. 651 00:46:40,995 --> 00:46:43,054 "With Sam B., it's a guarantee!" 652 00:46:43,998 --> 00:46:45,693 I'm Mike Teevee. 653 00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:47,367 Wham, you're dead! 654 00:46:47,568 --> 00:46:48,864 Wonderful to meet you! 655 00:46:49,068 --> 00:46:50,865 Mrs. Teevee, how do you do? 656 00:46:51,070 --> 00:46:53,732 - What an adorable boy you have. - Thank you. 657 00:46:54,407 --> 00:46:55,203 Charlie Bucket. 658 00:46:55,408 --> 00:46:59,867 I read all about you in the papers. I'm so happy for you. And who's this? 659 00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:01,636 My grandfather, Grandpa Joe. 660 00:47:01,847 --> 00:47:02,779 Delighted. 661 00:47:03,015 --> 00:47:05,141 Overjoyed. Enraptured. Entranced. 662 00:47:05,349 --> 00:47:06,839 Are we ready? Yes! Good! 663 00:47:07,185 --> 00:47:08,516 In with you! 664 00:47:43,850 --> 00:47:46,182 Hats, coats, galoshes over here. 665 00:47:46,353 --> 00:47:49,412 Hurry, we have so much time and so little to see. 666 00:47:49,622 --> 00:47:51,590 Wait a minute! Strike that. 667 00:47:51,791 --> 00:47:54,123 Reverse it. Thank you. 668 00:47:56,028 --> 00:47:59,326 - When do I get my chocolate? - First take off your coat, Violet. 669 00:47:59,531 --> 00:48:00,964 Boy, what weird coat hangers! 670 00:48:03,635 --> 00:48:08,037 Surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous! Don't be alarmed. 671 00:48:08,305 --> 00:48:10,933 As soon as your outer vestments are in hand... 672 00:48:11,141 --> 00:48:12,472 ...we'll begin. 673 00:48:13,143 --> 00:48:14,006 Now... 674 00:48:14,210 --> 00:48:17,202 ...will the children kindly step up here. 675 00:48:28,257 --> 00:48:30,316 Accidents? What kind of accidents? 676 00:48:30,592 --> 00:48:33,059 I didn't know we had to sign anything. 677 00:48:33,261 --> 00:48:34,819 I can't read the bottom. 678 00:48:35,363 --> 00:48:37,228 Violet, you first. 679 00:48:37,431 --> 00:48:38,557 Sign here. 680 00:48:38,766 --> 00:48:39,733 Hold it! 681 00:48:39,933 --> 00:48:42,163 Let me through. Don't sign anything. 682 00:48:42,435 --> 00:48:43,663 What's this about? 683 00:48:43,870 --> 00:48:45,497 Standard form of contract. 684 00:48:45,705 --> 00:48:49,333 Don't talk contracts, I use them myself. They're for suckers. 685 00:48:49,541 --> 00:48:52,840 You wouldn't begrudge me a little protection? A drop? 686 00:48:53,045 --> 00:48:54,376 I don't sign anything without my lawyer. 687 00:48:54,613 --> 00:48:57,342 - Veruca don't sign anything either! - Then she don't go in. 688 00:48:57,615 --> 00:48:59,173 I'm sorry. House rules. 689 00:48:59,384 --> 00:49:03,343 - I want to go in. Don't try to stop me! - I'm only trying to help. 690 00:49:03,554 --> 00:49:07,956 Give me that pen! You're always making things difficult. 691 00:49:08,792 --> 00:49:12,421 Nicely handled! She's a girl who knows where she's going. 692 00:49:13,563 --> 00:49:15,393 What's all that small print? 693 00:49:16,065 --> 00:49:18,761 Any problems? Dial Information. Thanks for calling. 694 00:49:22,338 --> 00:49:24,805 I assume there's an accident indemnity clause? 695 00:49:25,006 --> 00:49:25,995 Never between friends. 696 00:49:26,574 --> 00:49:29,771 Saw this in a movie. A guy signed his wife's insurance policy. 697 00:49:30,178 --> 00:49:31,974 - Then he bumped her off. - Clever. 698 00:49:32,112 --> 00:49:33,044 What about me, Grandpa? 699 00:49:33,247 --> 00:49:35,647 Sign away, Charlie! We've got nothing to lose. 700 00:49:35,849 --> 00:49:37,817 Let's go in! Come on! 701 00:49:38,018 --> 00:49:41,145 Patience. Everything has to be in order. 702 00:49:41,354 --> 00:49:43,185 Everyone signed? Yes? 703 00:49:43,523 --> 00:49:45,013 Good. On we go! 704 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:56,091 Ninety-nine... 705 00:49:56,435 --> 00:49:57,594 ...forty-four... 706 00:49:57,935 --> 00:49:59,698 ...one hundred percent pure. 707 00:50:01,372 --> 00:50:03,533 Just through the other door, please. 708 00:50:05,876 --> 00:50:07,706 There's some mistake here. 709 00:50:08,378 --> 00:50:10,107 There is no other door. 710 00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:11,506 There's no way out! 711 00:50:11,715 --> 00:50:14,513 I know there's a door here someplace. 712 00:50:14,717 --> 00:50:16,582 I don't like this, Wonka! 713 00:50:16,785 --> 00:50:18,082 Is this a trick? 714 00:50:18,287 --> 00:50:20,187 Mr. Wonka, help! 715 00:50:20,389 --> 00:50:21,856 I'm getting squashed! Save me! 716 00:50:22,057 --> 00:50:24,422 Is it my soul that calls my name? 717 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:26,058 Let me out or I'll scream! 718 00:50:26,394 --> 00:50:28,760 - Somebody's touching me! - Now look here, Wonka! 719 00:50:28,963 --> 00:50:33,558 Question time will come at the end of the session. We must press on. 720 00:50:35,168 --> 00:50:36,795 - Here we are. - Don't be a fool. 721 00:50:37,003 --> 00:50:38,436 That's the way we came in. 722 00:50:38,772 --> 00:50:40,898 It is? Are you sure? 723 00:50:41,607 --> 00:50:43,302 We've just come through there. 724 00:50:43,509 --> 00:50:44,999 How do you like that? 725 00:50:46,278 --> 00:50:48,143 - There we are. - What is this, Wonka? 726 00:50:48,347 --> 00:50:49,142 A funhouse? 727 00:50:50,115 --> 00:50:51,241 Why? Having fun? 728 00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:53,417 I'm not going in there. 729 00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:55,245 We're getting out of here. 730 00:50:55,453 --> 00:50:58,910 You can't get out backwards. You have to go forward to go back. 731 00:50:59,123 --> 00:51:00,613 Better press on. 732 00:51:01,525 --> 00:51:04,085 - The room is getting smaller. - No, it's not! 733 00:51:04,294 --> 00:51:06,523 - He's getting bigger. - He's at it again. 734 00:51:06,963 --> 00:51:09,659 - Where's the chocolate? - I doubt if there is any. 735 00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:11,959 I doubt if any of us will get out alive. 736 00:51:12,502 --> 00:51:14,834 Never doubt what nobody is sure about. 737 00:51:15,036 --> 00:51:17,266 You can't squeeze me through that door. 738 00:51:17,472 --> 00:51:19,940 You're off your nut. No one can get through there. 739 00:51:20,142 --> 00:51:21,507 My dear friends... 740 00:51:21,710 --> 00:51:24,610 ...you are now about to enter the nerve center... 741 00:51:24,812 --> 00:51:27,076 ...to the entire Wonka factory. 742 00:51:27,982 --> 00:51:32,112 Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. 743 00:51:32,318 --> 00:51:34,343 And some of my realities become dreams. 744 00:51:34,554 --> 00:51:38,354 And almost everything you'll see is eatable... edible. 745 00:51:38,558 --> 00:51:40,549 I mean, you can eat almost everything. 746 00:51:40,826 --> 00:51:42,350 Let me in, I'm starving! 747 00:51:42,561 --> 00:51:45,587 Don't get overexcited. Don't lose your head. 748 00:51:45,798 --> 00:51:47,561 We wouldn't want to lose that. 749 00:51:49,667 --> 00:51:50,793 Yet. 750 00:51:51,002 --> 00:51:52,799 Now, the combination. 751 00:51:53,004 --> 00:51:54,995 This is a musical lock. 752 00:51:57,508 --> 00:51:58,701 Rachmaninoff. 753 00:51:58,909 --> 00:52:00,001 Ladies and gentlemen... 754 00:52:01,344 --> 00:52:03,005 ...boys and girls... 755 00:52:04,014 --> 00:52:05,743 ...the Chocolate Room. 756 00:52:43,882 --> 00:52:45,747 Hold your breath. Make a wish. 757 00:52:46,785 --> 00:52:47,979 Count to three. 758 00:52:48,787 --> 00:52:50,253 Come with me 759 00:52:50,621 --> 00:52:52,418 And you'll be 760 00:52:52,623 --> 00:52:56,286 In a world of pure imagination 761 00:52:56,727 --> 00:52:58,194 Take a look 762 00:52:58,394 --> 00:53:02,387 And you'll see into your imagination 763 00:53:09,805 --> 00:53:11,796 We'll begin 764 00:53:12,474 --> 00:53:13,839 With a spin 765 00:53:14,042 --> 00:53:17,738 Traveling in the world of my creation 766 00:53:18,246 --> 00:53:20,908 What we'll see will defy 767 00:53:23,017 --> 00:53:24,916 Explanation 768 00:53:35,928 --> 00:53:38,920 If you want to view paradise 769 00:53:39,598 --> 00:53:42,259 Simply look around and view it 770 00:53:44,035 --> 00:53:46,526 Anything you want to, do it 771 00:53:47,939 --> 00:53:49,930 Want to change the world 772 00:53:51,708 --> 00:53:53,767 There's nothing to it 773 00:54:02,518 --> 00:54:03,348 Hurry, Violet! 774 00:54:03,553 --> 00:54:05,145 This way, Grandpa! 775 00:54:11,793 --> 00:54:14,694 There is no life I know 776 00:54:14,896 --> 00:54:17,921 To compare with pure imagination 777 00:54:18,132 --> 00:54:20,566 Living there You'll be free 778 00:54:21,569 --> 00:54:24,470 If you truly wish to be 779 00:55:06,475 --> 00:55:09,500 If you want to view paradise 780 00:55:10,511 --> 00:55:13,173 Simply look around and view it 781 00:55:14,282 --> 00:55:17,341 Anything you want to, do it 782 00:55:18,185 --> 00:55:20,745 Want to change the world 783 00:55:20,954 --> 00:55:22,945 There's nothing... 784 00:55:23,624 --> 00:55:25,682 ...to it 785 00:55:36,968 --> 00:55:40,028 There is no life I know 786 00:55:42,206 --> 00:55:46,643 To compare with pure imagination 787 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,621 Living there 788 00:55:52,663 --> 00:55:54,790 You'll be free 789 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:59,099 If you truly... 790 00:56:01,071 --> 00:56:04,734 ...wish to be 791 00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:18,614 What a disgusting, dirty river! 792 00:56:18,820 --> 00:56:20,219 It's industrial waste. 793 00:56:20,421 --> 00:56:22,548 A ruined watershed, Wonka. It's polluted. 794 00:56:22,757 --> 00:56:23,724 It's chocolate. 795 00:56:23,925 --> 00:56:25,221 That's chocolate? 796 00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:26,619 That's chocolate. 797 00:56:26,827 --> 00:56:28,294 A chocolate river. 798 00:56:28,495 --> 00:56:30,895 The most fantastic thing I've ever seen. 799 00:56:31,098 --> 00:56:32,759 10,000 gallons an hour. 800 00:56:32,999 --> 00:56:36,764 Look at my waterfall. That's the most important thing. 801 00:56:37,837 --> 00:56:41,637 It's mixing my chocolate. It's actually churning my chocolate. 802 00:56:41,841 --> 00:56:45,606 No other factory in the world mixes chocolate by waterfall. 803 00:56:46,010 --> 00:56:49,241 But it's the only way if you want it just right. 804 00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:51,846 Grandpa, look over across the river! 805 00:56:52,182 --> 00:56:53,149 Little men! 806 00:56:53,350 --> 00:56:55,284 Jumping crocodiles, Charlie! 807 00:56:55,619 --> 00:56:57,450 Now we know who makes it. 808 00:56:57,688 --> 00:57:00,850 I never saw anybody with an orange face before. 809 00:57:01,691 --> 00:57:03,591 Funny looking people. 810 00:57:03,793 --> 00:57:05,488 What are they doing? 811 00:57:05,695 --> 00:57:07,094 Creaming and sugaring time. 812 00:57:07,296 --> 00:57:10,355 - They can't be real people. - Of course, they're real people. 813 00:57:10,632 --> 00:57:11,758 Nonsense! 814 00:57:11,967 --> 00:57:13,867 No, Oompa Loompas. 815 00:57:15,203 --> 00:57:15,999 From Loompaland. 816 00:57:16,204 --> 00:57:18,000 Loompaland? There's no such place! 817 00:57:18,205 --> 00:57:19,672 Excuse me, dear lady... 818 00:57:19,874 --> 00:57:21,171 I teach geography. 819 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:22,774 Then you know all about it. 820 00:57:22,977 --> 00:57:24,501 And what a terrible country it is. 821 00:57:24,712 --> 00:57:27,839 Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. 822 00:57:28,047 --> 00:57:31,107 The poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless... 823 00:57:31,317 --> 00:57:33,615 ...they would get gobbled up. 824 00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:36,886 A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast. 825 00:57:37,723 --> 00:57:39,054 And so I said... 826 00:57:39,391 --> 00:57:42,189 "Come and live with me in peace and safety... 827 00:57:42,394 --> 00:57:45,294 "... away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers... 828 00:57:45,496 --> 00:57:49,023 "... and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids. " 829 00:57:49,233 --> 00:57:53,191 Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that? 830 00:57:53,403 --> 00:57:55,894 I'm sorry, questions must be submitted in writing. 831 00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:58,141 So, in the greatest of secrecy... 832 00:57:58,341 --> 00:58:01,867 ...I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas here. 833 00:58:02,077 --> 00:58:05,979 I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me one right away! 834 00:58:06,182 --> 00:58:08,672 All right, I'll get you one before the day's out. 835 00:58:09,184 --> 00:58:11,550 I want an Oompa Loompa now! 836 00:58:11,753 --> 00:58:13,084 Can it, you nit! 837 00:58:13,922 --> 00:58:15,549 This is terrific. 838 00:58:15,757 --> 00:58:19,089 - Grandpa, look at Augustus. - Don't worry, he can't drink it all. 839 00:58:19,526 --> 00:58:23,087 Augustus, sweetheart, save some room for later. 840 00:58:23,363 --> 00:58:27,355 Don't do that! My chocolate must never be touched by human hands. 841 00:58:28,201 --> 00:58:30,829 Don't do that! You're contaminating my entire river! 842 00:58:31,037 --> 00:58:33,198 Please, I beg you! Augustus! 843 00:58:34,606 --> 00:58:35,732 My chocolate! 844 00:58:35,941 --> 00:58:37,033 Help! 845 00:58:38,210 --> 00:58:40,440 My chocolate! My beautiful chocolate! 846 00:58:41,947 --> 00:58:44,244 Don't just stand there! Do something! 847 00:58:44,448 --> 00:58:46,541 Help. Police. Murder. 848 00:58:47,952 --> 00:58:49,544 Grab this! 849 00:58:50,487 --> 00:58:52,113 What's happening to him? 850 00:58:52,388 --> 00:58:53,855 - Looks like he's drowning. - Dive in! 851 00:58:54,057 --> 00:58:55,422 - Save him! - It's too late. 852 00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:57,024 - Too late? - He's had it now. 853 00:58:57,227 --> 00:58:59,718 - The suction's got him. - Augustus, come back! 854 00:59:00,230 --> 00:59:01,355 Where is he? 855 00:59:01,563 --> 00:59:02,621 Watch the pipe. 856 00:59:03,232 --> 00:59:05,393 How long is he going to stay down? 857 00:59:05,801 --> 00:59:07,962 - He can't swim! - No better time to learn. 858 00:59:08,570 --> 00:59:10,196 His coat's going up the pipe! 859 00:59:10,404 --> 00:59:11,428 Call a plumber! 860 00:59:11,639 --> 00:59:13,607 He's stuck in the pipe, isn't he? 861 00:59:13,808 --> 00:59:15,139 It's his stomach. 862 00:59:16,310 --> 00:59:18,743 - He's blocking the chocolate! - What happens now? 863 00:59:19,312 --> 00:59:23,578 The pressure will get him out. It's building up behind the blockage. 864 00:59:24,417 --> 00:59:26,782 I wonder how long it's going to take? 865 00:59:26,986 --> 00:59:29,045 The suspense is terrible. 866 00:59:29,255 --> 00:59:30,244 I hope it'll last. 867 00:59:33,325 --> 00:59:35,121 He'll never get out. 868 00:59:35,326 --> 00:59:36,452 Yes, he will. 869 00:59:36,661 --> 00:59:39,892 Remember you once asked me how a bullet comes out of a gun? 870 00:59:41,165 --> 00:59:43,394 He'll be marshmallows in 5 seconds! 871 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,501 - Impossible, dear lady! Unthinkable! - Why? 872 00:59:47,271 --> 00:59:49,637 Because that pipe goes to the Fudge Room. 873 00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,171 You terrible man! 874 00:59:53,943 --> 00:59:56,571 Take Mrs. Gloop to the Fudge Room, but look sharp... 875 00:59:56,779 --> 00:59:58,974 ...or her boy will get in the boiler. 876 00:59:59,181 --> 01:00:00,909 You boiled him up! 877 01:00:01,116 --> 01:00:04,745 Nil desperandum. Across the desert lies the promised land. 878 01:00:04,953 --> 01:00:06,318 Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop. 879 01:00:06,521 --> 01:00:11,014 Adieu! Auf wiedersehen. Gesundheit. Farewell. 880 01:00:12,459 --> 01:00:14,757 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 881 01:00:14,962 --> 01:00:18,021 I've got a perfect puzzle for you 882 01:00:18,364 --> 01:00:20,889 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee 883 01:00:21,534 --> 01:00:24,662 If you are wise you'll listen to me 884 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,862 What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? 885 01:00:28,206 --> 01:00:31,198 Eating as much as an elephant eats 886 01:00:31,476 --> 01:00:34,445 What are you at getting terribly fat? 887 01:00:34,646 --> 01:00:39,048 What do you think will come of that? 888 01:00:39,550 --> 01:00:41,211 I don't like the look of it 889 01:00:41,419 --> 01:00:44,216 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da 890 01:00:44,654 --> 01:00:47,555 If you're not greedy, you will go far 891 01:00:47,791 --> 01:00:50,726 You will live in happiness too 892 01:00:51,127 --> 01:00:54,721 Like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 893 01:01:04,672 --> 01:01:07,232 What kind of place you running here? 894 01:01:11,745 --> 01:01:12,677 What's he talking about? 895 01:01:32,030 --> 01:01:33,327 Wow, what a boat! 896 01:01:33,531 --> 01:01:35,521 Looks good enough to eat! 897 01:01:36,100 --> 01:01:38,159 That's a nice little canoe. 898 01:01:38,369 --> 01:01:42,396 "All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by. " 899 01:01:42,606 --> 01:01:43,664 All aboard! 900 01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:45,898 Ladies first. That means Veruca. 901 01:01:46,109 --> 01:01:49,078 If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid. 902 01:01:49,278 --> 01:01:52,838 - You sure this thing will float? - With your buoyancy, rest assured. 903 01:01:53,048 --> 01:01:55,243 She's très jolie, but is she seaworthy? 904 01:01:55,450 --> 01:01:59,011 Nothing to worry about. I take good care of my guests. 905 01:01:59,221 --> 01:02:03,122 - You took good care of that August kid. - Everybody aboard! 906 01:02:04,558 --> 01:02:06,423 You're going to love this. 907 01:02:06,627 --> 01:02:07,958 Just love it. 908 01:02:38,488 --> 01:02:42,447 I want a boat like this. A beautiful paddle boat, that's what I want. 909 01:02:42,659 --> 01:02:45,252 What she wants is a kick in the pants. 910 01:02:45,594 --> 01:02:46,891 I'm going to be seasick. 911 01:02:47,096 --> 01:02:48,563 - Try one of these. - What are they? 912 01:02:48,764 --> 01:02:51,392 Rainbow drops. You can spit in 7 colors. 913 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:53,066 Spitting's a dirty habit. 914 01:02:53,268 --> 01:02:54,826 I know a worse one. 915 01:03:06,613 --> 01:03:09,446 - What business are you in? - Nuts. 916 01:03:21,793 --> 01:03:22,691 Where are we going? 917 01:03:23,128 --> 01:03:24,891 I don't like that tunnel. 918 01:03:25,096 --> 01:03:26,393 I want off! 919 01:03:26,631 --> 01:03:31,533 Around the world and home again. That's the sailor's way! 920 01:03:32,203 --> 01:03:34,535 I don't like this ride, Daddy! 921 01:03:38,541 --> 01:03:40,338 We're going too fast! 922 01:03:40,543 --> 01:03:42,010 We're going to sink! 923 01:03:42,212 --> 01:03:44,339 - Why doesn't he stop the boat?! - Faster! 924 01:03:44,547 --> 01:03:46,707 Close your eyes and hang on tight! 925 01:03:51,386 --> 01:03:53,717 - What is this, a freak-out?! - This isn't funny! 926 01:03:54,222 --> 01:03:56,349 You can't possibly see where you're going! 927 01:03:56,557 --> 01:03:58,491 You're right. I can't. 928 01:03:58,726 --> 01:04:00,660 This would make a great series! 929 01:04:02,562 --> 01:04:06,999 - This is kind of strange. - Yes, strange, Charlie. But it's fun! 930 01:04:09,069 --> 01:04:10,899 I want to get off the boat, Wonka! 931 01:04:13,172 --> 01:04:14,139 I may get sick! 932 01:04:14,340 --> 01:04:15,807 This is going too far! 933 01:04:16,008 --> 01:04:18,670 Tell that little guy to turn us around! 934 01:04:19,344 --> 01:04:20,675 Now I am going to be sick! 935 01:04:28,685 --> 01:04:32,246 There's no earthly way of knowing 936 01:04:33,524 --> 01:04:36,515 Which direction we are going 937 01:04:37,093 --> 01:04:40,927 There's no knowing where we're rowing 938 01:04:41,531 --> 01:04:44,523 Or which way the river's flowing 939 01:04:45,033 --> 01:04:47,058 Is it raining 940 01:04:47,269 --> 01:04:49,669 Is it snowing 941 01:04:49,871 --> 01:04:53,863 Is a hurricane a-blowing 942 01:04:55,609 --> 01:04:59,375 Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing! 943 01:04:59,947 --> 01:05:02,437 Are the fires of hell a-blowing? 944 01:05:03,283 --> 01:05:05,911 Is the grizzly reaper mowing? 945 01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:07,416 Yes! 946 01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:12,249 The danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing! 947 01:05:12,457 --> 01:05:15,449 And they're certainly not showing... 948 01:05:15,761 --> 01:05:19,628 ...any signs that they are slowing! 949 01:05:24,402 --> 01:05:26,529 Make him stop, Daddy! 950 01:05:26,737 --> 01:05:28,761 - This has gone far enough! - Quite right, sir. 951 01:05:28,972 --> 01:05:30,166 Stop the boat! 952 01:05:31,908 --> 01:05:33,603 - We're there. - Where? 953 01:05:33,810 --> 01:05:34,708 Here. 954 01:05:34,911 --> 01:05:38,573 A small step for mankind, but a giant step for us. 955 01:05:38,914 --> 01:05:40,381 All ashore! 956 01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:42,551 Let me off this freight! 957 01:05:42,751 --> 01:05:45,776 - Why don't they show that stuff on TV? - I don't know. 958 01:05:45,987 --> 01:05:47,045 What a nightmare! 959 01:05:47,255 --> 01:05:49,883 Daddy, I do not want a boat like this. 960 01:05:50,091 --> 01:05:50,955 "Dairy cream. " 961 01:05:51,159 --> 01:05:52,057 "Whipped cream. " 962 01:05:52,260 --> 01:05:54,090 - "Coffee cream. " - "Vanilla cream. " 963 01:05:54,995 --> 01:05:56,690 "Hair cream?" 964 01:05:59,967 --> 01:06:01,161 That's not French. 965 01:06:07,940 --> 01:06:09,430 I can't take much more. 966 01:06:12,110 --> 01:06:14,476 The Inventing Room. 967 01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:17,641 Now remember, no messing about. 968 01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:20,578 No touching, no tasting, no telling. 969 01:06:20,784 --> 01:06:21,648 No telling what? 970 01:06:21,852 --> 01:06:26,118 All of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. 971 01:06:26,523 --> 01:06:30,253 Old Slugworth would give his false teeth to get inside for five minutes. 972 01:06:30,460 --> 01:06:33,190 So don't touch a thing! 973 01:06:58,585 --> 01:06:59,381 Inventing room? 974 01:06:59,586 --> 01:07:01,486 Looks more like a Turkish bath. 975 01:07:01,688 --> 01:07:05,145 Even if Slugworth did get in here, he couldn't find anything. 976 01:07:05,357 --> 01:07:07,825 - You got a garbage strike? - Who does cleaning? 977 01:07:08,027 --> 01:07:09,392 Shouldn't you wear gloves? 978 01:07:09,595 --> 01:07:11,721 You'll have health inspectors after you. 979 01:07:11,929 --> 01:07:15,729 Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration... 980 01:07:15,933 --> 01:07:17,992 ...6% electricity... 981 01:07:18,202 --> 01:07:19,999 ...4% evaporation... 982 01:07:20,203 --> 01:07:22,501 ...and 2% butterscotch ripple. 983 01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:24,901 That's one hundred and five percent! 984 01:07:25,108 --> 01:07:26,370 Any good? 985 01:07:27,811 --> 01:07:28,868 Yes. 986 01:07:29,278 --> 01:07:30,711 Excuse me. 987 01:07:33,115 --> 01:07:36,551 Time is a precious thing. Never waste it. 988 01:07:38,386 --> 01:07:42,117 - He's absolutely bonkers! - That's not bad. 989 01:07:44,626 --> 01:07:47,856 In springtime The only pretty ring time 990 01:07:48,062 --> 01:07:51,088 Birds sing Hey, ding a ding-a-ding 991 01:07:51,298 --> 01:07:53,698 Sweet lovers love... 992 01:07:54,101 --> 01:07:55,294 ...the spring 993 01:07:58,371 --> 01:08:00,430 I told you not to, silly boy. 994 01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:01,937 Your teeth! 995 01:08:02,141 --> 01:08:03,732 Boy, that's great stuff. 996 01:08:04,076 --> 01:08:07,603 That's exploding candy, for your enemies. Great idea. 997 01:08:07,813 --> 01:08:10,407 Not ready yet. Needs more gel ignite. 998 01:08:20,590 --> 01:08:21,887 What's that for? 999 01:08:22,092 --> 01:08:23,582 Gives it a little kick. 1000 01:08:26,262 --> 01:08:27,422 Wonka! 1001 01:08:29,431 --> 01:08:31,661 Butterscotch? Buttergin? 1002 01:08:31,934 --> 01:08:33,731 Something going on inside? 1003 01:08:33,936 --> 01:08:36,837 "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. " 1004 01:08:40,508 --> 01:08:42,908 What's the matter? Too hot, Mr. Wonka? 1005 01:08:43,111 --> 01:08:45,136 Too cold! Far too cold. 1006 01:08:45,346 --> 01:08:47,677 That's gourmet cooking for you. 1007 01:08:48,515 --> 01:08:50,574 No! Don't, please. 1008 01:08:50,917 --> 01:08:53,681 Forgive me, but no one must look under there. 1009 01:08:53,954 --> 01:08:56,820 This is the most secret machine in my factory. 1010 01:08:57,189 --> 01:09:00,681 - This one's going to sizzle Slugworth. - What's it do? 1011 01:09:02,294 --> 01:09:04,454 - Would you like to see? - Yeah! 1012 01:09:27,984 --> 01:09:29,110 What's it do? 1013 01:09:29,318 --> 01:09:32,286 Can't you see? It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers. 1014 01:09:32,487 --> 01:09:34,182 Everlasting Gobstoppers? 1015 01:09:34,389 --> 01:09:37,517 For children with little pocket money. You can suck them forever. 1016 01:09:37,726 --> 01:09:39,522 I want an Everlasting Gobstopper! 1017 01:09:39,727 --> 01:09:40,694 - Me, too! - And me! 1018 01:09:40,895 --> 01:09:43,455 Fantastic. Revolutionize the industry. 1019 01:09:43,664 --> 01:09:47,292 You suck them and they'll never get smaller. Never... 1020 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:48,626 ...I think. 1021 01:09:48,835 --> 01:09:50,860 - Few more tests. - How do you make them? 1022 01:09:51,070 --> 01:09:54,631 I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak louder next time. 1023 01:09:54,841 --> 01:09:58,241 - Who wants an Everlasting Gobstopper? - Me! Me! I do! 1024 01:09:59,244 --> 01:10:03,647 I can only give them to you if you swear to keep them for yourselves. 1025 01:10:03,848 --> 01:10:07,841 And never show them to another soul as long as you live. 1026 01:10:08,419 --> 01:10:09,147 Agreed? 1027 01:10:09,353 --> 01:10:10,320 Agreed! 1028 01:10:10,521 --> 01:10:13,978 Good. One for you, and one for you, and one for you. 1029 01:10:14,191 --> 01:10:15,522 What about Charlie? 1030 01:10:15,859 --> 01:10:17,156 And one for Charlie. 1031 01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:19,726 Hey, she's got two! I want another! 1032 01:10:19,930 --> 01:10:22,727 - Stop squawking, you twit! - Everybody has one. 1033 01:10:22,932 --> 01:10:26,424 And one is enough for anybody. Now, come along. 1034 01:10:27,870 --> 01:10:29,565 If you'll follow me... 1035 01:10:29,838 --> 01:10:31,999 ...I have something special to show you. 1036 01:10:32,207 --> 01:10:33,697 It's special, all right. 1037 01:10:34,209 --> 01:10:36,404 I only hope Veruca doesn't want one. 1038 01:10:36,611 --> 01:10:37,737 What a contraption! 1039 01:10:37,946 --> 01:10:39,003 Isn't she scrumptious? 1040 01:10:39,213 --> 01:10:42,011 My revolutionary, non-pollutionary mechanical wonder. 1041 01:10:43,016 --> 01:10:45,541 Button, button, who's got the button? 1042 01:10:45,953 --> 01:10:47,442 It's over there. 1043 01:10:48,054 --> 01:10:49,214 - Here? - Yeah. 1044 01:11:05,302 --> 01:11:07,429 What you are witnessing, dear friends... 1045 01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:10,607 ...is the most enormous miracle of the Machine Age. 1046 01:11:10,808 --> 01:11:13,742 The creation of a confectionery giant! 1047 01:11:23,418 --> 01:11:24,817 - Finito! - That's all? 1048 01:11:25,487 --> 01:11:27,478 Don't you know what this is? 1049 01:11:27,756 --> 01:11:29,451 - By gum, it's gum! - Wrong! 1050 01:11:29,658 --> 01:11:32,785 It's the most fabulous, sensational gum in the world! 1051 01:11:33,361 --> 01:11:34,726 What's so fab about it? 1052 01:11:34,929 --> 01:11:38,057 - This piece of gum is a 3-course dinner. - Bull! 1053 01:11:38,266 --> 01:11:41,234 - Roast beef, but it's not right yet. - I don't care! 1054 01:11:41,434 --> 01:11:43,561 I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't. 1055 01:11:43,770 --> 01:11:45,465 If it's gum, that's for me. 1056 01:11:45,672 --> 01:11:47,730 Violet, don't do anything stupid. 1057 01:11:47,940 --> 01:11:49,771 What's it taste like? 1058 01:11:50,109 --> 01:11:52,669 Madness! It's tomato soup! 1059 01:11:53,112 --> 01:11:55,841 It's creamy. I can feel it running down my throat! 1060 01:11:56,281 --> 01:11:57,748 Stop. Don't. 1061 01:11:57,949 --> 01:11:59,473 Why doesn't she listen? 1062 01:11:59,684 --> 01:12:02,244 Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit. 1063 01:12:02,620 --> 01:12:03,746 Great soup! 1064 01:12:03,955 --> 01:12:05,751 The second course is coming. 1065 01:12:05,956 --> 01:12:08,288 Roast beef and a baked potato! 1066 01:12:08,792 --> 01:12:10,521 With sour cream? 1067 01:12:12,029 --> 01:12:14,826 - What's for dessert? - Dessert? Here it comes! 1068 01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:19,092 Blueberry pie and cream! It's the most marvelous pie I've ever tasted! 1069 01:12:19,302 --> 01:12:21,769 - What's happening to your face? - Cool it! 1070 01:12:21,970 --> 01:12:22,994 Let me finish. 1071 01:12:23,204 --> 01:12:24,831 You're face is turning blue! 1072 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:28,168 - You're turning violet, Violet! - What do you mean? 1073 01:12:28,376 --> 01:12:30,605 I told you I hadn't got it right yet. 1074 01:12:30,811 --> 01:12:33,177 Look what it's done to my kid! 1075 01:12:33,380 --> 01:12:36,713 It always goes wrong when we come to the desserts. Always. 1076 01:12:38,018 --> 01:12:39,109 What are you doing! 1077 01:12:39,319 --> 01:12:41,287 - You're blowing up! - I feel funny! 1078 01:12:41,487 --> 01:12:43,512 - I'm not surprised. - What's happening?! 1079 01:12:43,723 --> 01:12:45,691 - You're like a balloon! - Like a blueberry. 1080 01:12:45,892 --> 01:12:47,825 - Call a doctor! - Stick her with a pin. 1081 01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:50,526 - She'll pop! - It happens every time! 1082 01:12:50,729 --> 01:12:53,789 - They all become blueberries. - You've done it this time! 1083 01:12:53,999 --> 01:12:55,523 I'll break you for this! 1084 01:12:55,734 --> 01:12:57,701 I'll get it right in the end. 1085 01:12:57,969 --> 01:12:58,697 Help! 1086 01:12:58,903 --> 01:13:01,371 We've got to let the air out of her! 1087 01:13:01,605 --> 01:13:02,799 There's no air. 1088 01:13:03,007 --> 01:13:04,531 - That's juice. - Juice? 1089 01:13:04,742 --> 01:13:07,869 Would you roll her down to the juicing room? 1090 01:13:08,078 --> 01:13:10,137 - What for? - For squeezing. 1091 01:13:10,347 --> 01:13:12,713 She has to be squeezed before she explodes. 1092 01:13:12,916 --> 01:13:15,315 - Explodes?! - It's a fairly simple operation. 1093 01:13:16,752 --> 01:13:19,220 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 1094 01:13:19,421 --> 01:13:22,878 I've got another puzzle for you 1095 01:13:23,091 --> 01:13:26,254 Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee 1096 01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:30,319 If you are wise you'll listen to me 1097 01:13:30,565 --> 01:13:33,590 Gum chewing's fine When it's once in a while 1098 01:13:33,867 --> 01:13:37,496 It stops you from smoking And brightens your smile 1099 01:13:37,704 --> 01:13:41,002 But it's repulsive Revolting and wrong 1100 01:13:41,207 --> 01:13:43,072 Chewing and chewing 1101 01:13:43,275 --> 01:13:45,368 All day long 1102 01:13:46,879 --> 01:13:48,869 The way that a cow does 1103 01:13:50,448 --> 01:13:53,110 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da 1104 01:13:54,119 --> 01:13:57,110 Given good manners You will go far 1105 01:13:57,788 --> 01:14:00,450 You will live in happiness too 1106 01:14:01,291 --> 01:14:04,749 Like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 1107 01:14:09,732 --> 01:14:13,099 I'll get even with you for this, if it's the last thing I do! 1108 01:14:13,302 --> 01:14:15,895 I got a blueberry for a daughter! 1109 01:14:16,838 --> 01:14:20,638 "Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?" 1110 01:14:22,110 --> 01:14:23,633 Shall we roll on? 1111 01:14:27,915 --> 01:14:29,246 Thank you. 1112 01:14:30,084 --> 01:14:34,543 Well, well, well! Two naughty, nasty little children gone. 1113 01:14:35,088 --> 01:14:38,489 Three good, sweet little children left. 1114 01:14:40,592 --> 01:14:43,425 Hurry, please. Long way to go yet. 1115 01:14:46,932 --> 01:14:49,058 Wait a minute. Must show you this. 1116 01:14:49,267 --> 01:14:51,895 Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls. 1117 01:14:52,103 --> 01:14:56,631 Lick an orange or pineapple. It tastes like them. Try it! 1118 01:14:58,308 --> 01:15:00,276 I got a plum! 1119 01:15:00,477 --> 01:15:03,913 Grandpa, this banana's fantastic! It tastes so real! 1120 01:15:04,147 --> 01:15:07,240 Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. 1121 01:15:07,450 --> 01:15:09,816 The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. 1122 01:15:10,019 --> 01:15:13,182 Snozzberries? Whoever heard of a snozzberry? 1123 01:15:14,255 --> 01:15:16,655 We are the music makers. 1124 01:15:16,991 --> 01:15:20,290 And we are the dreamers of dreams. 1125 01:15:21,429 --> 01:15:22,895 Come along. 1126 01:15:25,933 --> 01:15:28,766 Something very unusual in here. 1127 01:15:29,103 --> 01:15:32,401 Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink. 1128 01:15:32,605 --> 01:15:33,401 Yet. 1129 01:15:33,606 --> 01:15:35,073 What's it making? 1130 01:15:35,274 --> 01:15:39,937 Fizzy-Lifting drinks. They fill you with gas and the gas lifts you... 1131 01:15:40,145 --> 01:15:42,579 ...off the ground like a balloon. 1132 01:15:42,781 --> 01:15:44,373 Isn't it high? 1133 01:15:44,950 --> 01:15:46,474 But it's still too powerful. 1134 01:15:46,685 --> 01:15:47,879 Let us try some! 1135 01:15:48,619 --> 01:15:52,988 No, no. There'd be children floating all over the place! 1136 01:15:53,190 --> 01:15:55,124 Come along, don't hang about. 1137 01:15:55,793 --> 01:15:58,192 You'll be wild about this next one. 1138 01:15:59,429 --> 01:16:01,829 Let's take a drink. No one's watching. 1139 01:16:02,031 --> 01:16:03,794 A small one won't hurt us. 1140 01:16:09,204 --> 01:16:10,637 Not bad. 1141 01:16:12,808 --> 01:16:14,036 Well? 1142 01:16:14,309 --> 01:16:15,866 Nothing's happening. 1143 01:16:16,144 --> 01:16:19,341 You're right, Charlie. I can't understand why! 1144 01:16:21,816 --> 01:16:23,407 I feel terribly strange. 1145 01:16:23,617 --> 01:16:26,484 - What do we do now? - I don't know, Charlie! 1146 01:16:27,220 --> 01:16:31,452 - Mr. Wonka isn't going to like this! - We can't stay up here all day! 1147 01:16:31,657 --> 01:16:33,454 - You're right, but... - I'll try and get down. 1148 01:16:33,659 --> 01:16:36,651 All right, Charlie, but, please, be careful. 1149 01:16:37,663 --> 01:16:41,530 It's fun! It works! Come on in! The air's fine! 1150 01:16:41,733 --> 01:16:44,702 - I haven't swam in 20 years. - Give me your hand! 1151 01:16:44,903 --> 01:16:46,837 I don't think I ought to. 1152 01:16:49,506 --> 01:16:51,406 This is great! 1153 01:16:51,842 --> 01:16:53,241 Try this, Grandpa! 1154 01:16:53,577 --> 01:16:55,841 All right, Charlie. Wait for me! 1155 01:16:59,682 --> 01:17:02,549 - I'm a shooting star! - I'm a rocket! 1156 01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:05,885 This is really great! 1157 01:17:06,087 --> 01:17:08,112 Look, I'm a bird! 1158 01:17:10,192 --> 01:17:12,353 I feel light as a feather. 1159 01:17:13,195 --> 01:17:14,355 Look down. 1160 01:17:14,563 --> 01:17:16,427 We're really high now. 1161 01:17:20,601 --> 01:17:22,262 Watch this, Grandpa. 1162 01:17:25,872 --> 01:17:27,339 Wonderful, Charlie! 1163 01:17:27,540 --> 01:17:29,735 - Try it, Grandpa! - I don't know! 1164 01:17:29,943 --> 01:17:31,410 Come on, Grandpa! 1165 01:17:31,611 --> 01:17:33,100 All right. 1166 01:17:35,447 --> 01:17:37,608 Hey, you did it, Grandpa! 1167 01:17:39,051 --> 01:17:40,847 I hit an air pocket. 1168 01:17:41,052 --> 01:17:43,077 You can fly to the moon this way! 1169 01:17:43,287 --> 01:17:45,255 Let's fly south for the winter. 1170 01:17:45,456 --> 01:17:46,889 Why not? 1171 01:17:48,726 --> 01:17:49,783 I'm a bird! 1172 01:17:50,060 --> 01:17:51,357 I'm a plane! 1173 01:17:51,561 --> 01:17:52,550 I'm... 1174 01:17:52,796 --> 01:17:54,627 ...going too high! 1175 01:17:55,465 --> 01:17:57,729 Hey, Grandpa, I can't get down! 1176 01:17:57,967 --> 01:17:58,934 Help! 1177 01:17:59,134 --> 01:18:00,761 Grandpa, the fan! 1178 01:18:00,970 --> 01:18:03,029 It’ll chop us to bits! 1179 01:18:03,239 --> 01:18:05,469 We're in trouble! I can't stop! 1180 01:18:05,741 --> 01:18:07,037 It's pulling me in! 1181 01:18:07,242 --> 01:18:09,107 I can't stop! 1182 01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:11,676 - What do we do? - Grab hold of something! 1183 01:18:12,313 --> 01:18:14,907 There's nothing to grab onto! Help! 1184 01:18:15,382 --> 01:18:16,713 We'll be killed! 1185 01:18:17,050 --> 01:18:18,677 Help! Help! 1186 01:18:18,885 --> 01:18:21,718 Mr. Wonka, please! Turn off the fan! 1187 01:18:25,124 --> 01:18:26,887 I'm going down! 1188 01:18:27,293 --> 01:18:30,023 Burp! If you don't, it'll cut you to ribbons! 1189 01:18:30,229 --> 01:18:32,355 - I can't! Help! - You've got to burp! 1190 01:18:32,564 --> 01:18:34,464 It's the only way! 1191 01:18:34,733 --> 01:18:37,031 That-a-boy! Burp again! 1192 01:18:37,235 --> 01:18:39,135 That-a-boy! Come on! 1193 01:18:41,405 --> 01:18:43,566 That's wonderful, Charlie! 1194 01:18:50,079 --> 01:18:52,377 Grab on. We're going to be all right. 1195 01:19:01,323 --> 01:19:02,517 Good boy! 1196 01:19:03,091 --> 01:19:05,457 From now on we keep our feet on the ground. 1197 01:19:05,661 --> 01:19:07,753 Let's catch up to the others! 1198 01:19:10,431 --> 01:19:12,058 I know what you're thinking. 1199 01:19:12,266 --> 01:19:14,291 They can't be doing that. 1200 01:19:14,502 --> 01:19:16,560 But they are. They have to. 1201 01:19:16,770 --> 01:19:18,897 The Oompa Loompas can't do it. 1202 01:19:19,472 --> 01:19:21,667 The geese that lay the golden eggs! 1203 01:19:21,875 --> 01:19:24,502 They're larger than ordinary geese. 1204 01:19:24,710 --> 01:19:26,837 They're quadruple-size, which produce... 1205 01:19:27,046 --> 01:19:30,174 ...octuple-size eggs. They're laying overtime for Easter. 1206 01:19:30,382 --> 01:19:31,713 But Easter's over! 1207 01:19:32,550 --> 01:19:33,949 They don't know that. 1208 01:19:34,152 --> 01:19:36,450 I'm trying to get ahead for next year. 1209 01:19:38,056 --> 01:19:39,990 What if they drop an egg? 1210 01:19:40,491 --> 01:19:43,050 An omelet fit for a king, sir. 1211 01:19:43,393 --> 01:19:44,985 Are they chocolate eggs? 1212 01:19:45,228 --> 01:19:48,026 Golden chocolate eggs! A great delicacy. 1213 01:19:48,231 --> 01:19:49,698 But don't get too close. 1214 01:19:49,899 --> 01:19:53,494 The geese are temperamental. So we have the Eggdicator. 1215 01:19:53,836 --> 01:19:56,999 The Eggdicator tells the difference between a good egg... 1216 01:19:57,673 --> 01:19:58,866 ...and a bad egg. 1217 01:19:59,074 --> 01:20:02,475 If it's good, it's shined and shipped over the world. 1218 01:20:02,844 --> 01:20:04,744 If it's a bad egg... 1219 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:07,169 ...down the chute. 1220 01:20:11,418 --> 01:20:13,045 An educated Eggdicator. 1221 01:20:13,253 --> 01:20:14,845 It's a lot of nonsense. 1222 01:20:15,422 --> 01:20:18,390 A little nonsense now and then... 1223 01:20:18,591 --> 01:20:21,924 ...Is relished by the wisest men. 1224 01:20:22,695 --> 01:20:24,389 I want a golden goose! 1225 01:20:24,596 --> 01:20:25,688 Here we go again. 1226 01:20:25,931 --> 01:20:27,558 All right, sweetheart. 1227 01:20:27,766 --> 01:20:29,961 You'll get one as soon as we get home. 1228 01:20:30,202 --> 01:20:32,534 No, I want one of those! 1229 01:20:33,204 --> 01:20:35,399 How much do you want for the goose? 1230 01:20:35,606 --> 01:20:37,005 - Not for sale. - Name your price. 1231 01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:38,232 She can't have one. 1232 01:20:38,442 --> 01:20:39,739 Who says I can't? 1233 01:20:39,944 --> 01:20:41,672 - The man with the hat. - I want one! 1234 01:20:41,878 --> 01:20:43,903 I want a golden goose! 1235 01:20:44,114 --> 01:20:45,172 Gooses! 1236 01:20:45,382 --> 01:20:46,576 Geeses! 1237 01:20:46,783 --> 01:20:49,411 I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter. 1238 01:20:49,619 --> 01:20:51,848 - It will, sweetheart. - At least 100 a day. 1239 01:20:52,054 --> 01:20:55,023 - Anything you say. - And by the way! 1240 01:20:55,224 --> 01:20:56,521 I want a feast. 1241 01:20:56,725 --> 01:20:58,420 You ate before you came. 1242 01:20:58,627 --> 01:21:00,423 I want a bean-feast 1243 01:21:00,628 --> 01:21:01,424 One of those. 1244 01:21:01,629 --> 01:21:04,530 Cream buns and doughnuts And fruitcake with no nuts 1245 01:21:04,732 --> 01:21:07,928 - So good you could go nuts - You'll have it when you get home. 1246 01:21:08,135 --> 01:21:11,400 No, now! I want a ball! 1247 01:21:11,638 --> 01:21:13,697 I want a party 1248 01:21:13,974 --> 01:21:15,964 Pink macaroons And a million balloons 1249 01:21:16,242 --> 01:21:18,437 And performing baboons and... 1250 01:21:18,644 --> 01:21:19,975 ...give it to me 1251 01:21:20,479 --> 01:21:21,377 Now! 1252 01:21:21,580 --> 01:21:23,707 I want the world 1253 01:21:23,916 --> 01:21:26,213 I want the whole world 1254 01:21:26,418 --> 01:21:30,718 I want to lock it all up in my pocket It's my bar of chocolate 1255 01:21:30,922 --> 01:21:33,890 Give it to me now 1256 01:21:34,091 --> 01:21:36,218 I want today 1257 01:21:36,427 --> 01:21:38,452 I want tomorrow 1258 01:21:38,662 --> 01:21:41,290 I want to wear them Like braids in my hair 1259 01:21:41,498 --> 01:21:43,590 And I don't want to share them 1260 01:21:47,437 --> 01:21:51,065 I want a party with roomfuls of laughter 1261 01:21:51,273 --> 01:21:54,071 10,000 tons of ice cream 1262 01:21:54,276 --> 01:21:58,645 And if I don't get the things I am after 1263 01:21:58,847 --> 01:22:02,282 I'm going to scream 1264 01:22:12,692 --> 01:22:13,989 I want the works 1265 01:22:14,194 --> 01:22:15,593 I want the whole works 1266 01:22:15,795 --> 01:22:18,422 Presents and prizes And sweets and surprises 1267 01:22:18,630 --> 01:22:21,292 Of all shapes and sizes And now 1268 01:22:21,533 --> 01:22:25,366 Don't care how I want it now 1269 01:22:26,037 --> 01:22:29,734 Don't care how I want it now 1270 01:22:38,148 --> 01:22:39,877 She was a bad egg. 1271 01:22:41,384 --> 01:22:42,543 Where's she gone? 1272 01:22:42,818 --> 01:22:45,981 Where all the other bad eggs go. Down the garbage chute. 1273 01:22:46,222 --> 01:22:48,213 The garbage chute! 1274 01:22:48,824 --> 01:22:50,189 Where does it lead to? 1275 01:22:50,392 --> 01:22:51,983 To the furnace. 1276 01:22:52,327 --> 01:22:54,158 The furnace? 1277 01:22:54,996 --> 01:22:57,794 - She'll sizzle like a sausage. - Not necessarily. 1278 01:22:57,999 --> 01:23:00,330 She could be stuck inside the tube. 1279 01:23:00,901 --> 01:23:01,697 Hold on! 1280 01:23:01,902 --> 01:23:03,460 Veruca! Sweetheart! 1281 01:23:03,670 --> 01:23:05,501 Daddy's coming! 1282 01:23:07,974 --> 01:23:10,135 There'll be a lot of garbage today. 1283 01:23:10,343 --> 01:23:13,210 Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted. 1284 01:23:13,412 --> 01:23:15,972 - What's that? - Veruca went first. 1285 01:23:16,182 --> 01:23:20,242 Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they? 1286 01:23:20,919 --> 01:23:23,820 I think that furnace is lit only every other day. 1287 01:23:24,022 --> 01:23:26,581 So they have a good sporting chance. 1288 01:23:27,358 --> 01:23:30,816 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 1289 01:23:31,028 --> 01:23:34,485 I've got another puzzle for you 1290 01:23:34,697 --> 01:23:37,757 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee 1291 01:23:38,268 --> 01:23:41,704 If you are wise you'll listen to me 1292 01:23:41,938 --> 01:23:45,236 Who do you blame When your kid is a brat 1293 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:48,739 Pampered and spoiled Like a Siamese cat 1294 01:23:48,944 --> 01:23:52,174 Blaming the kids Is a lie and a shame 1295 01:23:52,380 --> 01:23:54,245 You know exactly 1296 01:23:54,448 --> 01:23:56,507 Who's to blame 1297 01:23:57,218 --> 01:23:59,708 The mother and the father 1298 01:24:01,888 --> 01:24:04,118 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da 1299 01:24:04,558 --> 01:24:08,016 If you're not spoiled Then you will go far 1300 01:24:08,228 --> 01:24:12,163 You will live in happiness too 1301 01:24:13,465 --> 01:24:17,457 Like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 1302 01:24:18,903 --> 01:24:21,701 The children are disappearing like rabbits! 1303 01:24:21,906 --> 01:24:25,034 We still have each other. Shall we press on? 1304 01:24:25,243 --> 01:24:27,210 Can't we sit down for a minute? 1305 01:24:27,411 --> 01:24:31,575 - The pace is killing me. - Transportation has been arranged. 1306 01:24:36,252 --> 01:24:38,379 Behold the Wonkamobile! 1307 01:24:38,588 --> 01:24:40,556 "A thing of beauty is a joy forever. " 1308 01:24:40,756 --> 01:24:43,588 Places, please. The dance is about to begin. 1309 01:24:43,858 --> 01:24:46,383 Grab a seat, they're going fast! 1310 01:24:46,595 --> 01:24:49,063 What's that they're filling it up with? 1311 01:24:49,264 --> 01:24:52,061 Ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer, beer bubbles... 1312 01:24:52,266 --> 01:24:55,565 ...bubble cola, double cola, double-bubble burp-a-cola... 1313 01:24:55,769 --> 01:24:58,738 ...that carbonated stuff that tickles your nose. 1314 01:24:58,939 --> 01:25:01,839 Few people realize the power in one of those things. 1315 01:25:02,108 --> 01:25:03,973 I'm sorry I asked. 1316 01:25:04,210 --> 01:25:07,236 Would Slugworth pay extra to know about this? 1317 01:25:07,447 --> 01:25:10,381 Just keep your eyes open and your mouth shut. 1318 01:25:11,883 --> 01:25:13,077 Everybody set? 1319 01:25:13,285 --> 01:25:14,582 Will this go fast? 1320 01:25:14,786 --> 01:25:17,583 It should. It's got more gas than a politician! 1321 01:25:17,788 --> 01:25:21,724 Hold on. I'm going to open her up and see what she can do. 1322 01:25:29,799 --> 01:25:31,790 Swifter than eagles... 1323 01:25:32,068 --> 01:25:34,127 ...stronger than lions. 1324 01:25:42,077 --> 01:25:43,976 It's getting in my eyes! 1325 01:25:44,412 --> 01:25:46,277 It's seeping in my shoes! 1326 01:25:46,481 --> 01:25:49,143 I'm soaked! It’ll never come out! 1327 01:25:49,651 --> 01:25:50,982 It's sticking to my gun! 1328 01:25:59,493 --> 01:26:02,928 My dress! My hair! My face! 1329 01:26:03,996 --> 01:26:06,829 I'm sending you the cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka! 1330 01:26:09,934 --> 01:26:11,799 I'm dry cleaned! 1331 01:26:15,740 --> 01:26:16,866 Hey, Grandpa... 1332 01:26:17,075 --> 01:26:19,372 ...what was that we just went through? 1333 01:26:19,576 --> 01:26:20,941 Hsaw Aknow. 1334 01:26:21,145 --> 01:26:24,114 - Is that Japanese? - No, Wonka Wash spelled backwards. 1335 01:26:24,314 --> 01:26:26,440 That's it. The journey's over. 1336 01:26:26,649 --> 01:26:28,947 Finest bath I've had in twenty years! 1337 01:26:29,152 --> 01:26:30,551 Let's do it again! 1338 01:26:30,753 --> 01:26:34,086 - That's as far as it goes? - Couldn't we have walked? 1339 01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:38,787 If the Lord meant for us to walk He wouldn't have invented roller-skates. 1340 01:26:38,994 --> 01:26:40,791 Would you put these on? 1341 01:26:40,996 --> 01:26:43,260 We have to be careful. 1342 01:26:43,764 --> 01:26:46,096 There's dangerous stuff inside. 1343 01:26:48,836 --> 01:26:50,030 Wonkavision! 1344 01:26:50,271 --> 01:26:52,704 My very latest and greatest invention. 1345 01:26:53,273 --> 01:26:55,639 - It's television! - It's Wonkavision. 1346 01:26:55,842 --> 01:26:58,902 You all know how ordinary television works. 1347 01:26:59,112 --> 01:27:01,409 I do! You photograph something... 1348 01:27:01,613 --> 01:27:04,241 ...then it's split into millions of pieces... 1349 01:27:04,450 --> 01:27:08,386 ...that fly through the air and arrive at your TV set in the right order. 1350 01:27:09,188 --> 01:27:12,281 You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak. 1351 01:27:12,523 --> 01:27:15,151 If they can do it with a photograph... 1352 01:27:15,359 --> 01:27:17,452 ...why not a bar of chocolate? 1353 01:27:20,363 --> 01:27:24,766 I shall now send this chocolate bar from one end of the room to the other. 1354 01:27:24,968 --> 01:27:28,368 It has to be big, because when you transmit by television... 1355 01:27:28,637 --> 01:27:30,195 ...it always ends up smaller. 1356 01:27:31,040 --> 01:27:32,701 Goggles on, please. 1357 01:27:34,877 --> 01:27:36,969 Lights... camera... 1358 01:27:37,178 --> 01:27:38,372 ...action! 1359 01:27:40,148 --> 01:27:41,877 You can remove your goggles. 1360 01:27:42,717 --> 01:27:43,944 Where's the chocolate? 1361 01:27:44,151 --> 01:27:46,381 It's flying over our heads in a million pieces. 1362 01:27:49,223 --> 01:27:50,884 Now watch the screen. 1363 01:27:53,726 --> 01:27:55,057 Here it comes. 1364 01:27:56,329 --> 01:27:57,796 There it is. 1365 01:27:58,164 --> 01:27:59,153 Take it. 1366 01:27:59,432 --> 01:28:01,023 How? It's just a picture. 1367 01:28:01,233 --> 01:28:02,564 All right, you take it. 1368 01:28:04,002 --> 01:28:04,866 It's real! 1369 01:28:05,070 --> 01:28:05,968 Taste it! 1370 01:28:06,171 --> 01:28:08,071 It's just gotten smaller. 1371 01:28:10,407 --> 01:28:11,374 It's perfect! 1372 01:28:11,575 --> 01:28:12,542 Unbelievable! 1373 01:28:12,743 --> 01:28:13,471 A miracle! 1374 01:28:13,677 --> 01:28:14,541 A TV dinner! 1375 01:28:14,745 --> 01:28:15,541 It's Wonkavision. 1376 01:28:15,746 --> 01:28:17,213 It could change the world! 1377 01:28:17,414 --> 01:28:19,210 Can you send other things? 1378 01:28:19,415 --> 01:28:21,474 - Not just chocolate. - Anything you like. 1379 01:28:21,684 --> 01:28:23,015 What about people? 1380 01:28:23,253 --> 01:28:24,686 People? 1381 01:28:26,089 --> 01:28:28,818 I don't really know. I suppose I could. 1382 01:28:29,024 --> 01:28:32,050 Yes, I'm sure I could. I'm pretty sure I could. 1383 01:28:32,261 --> 01:28:33,888 But it might have messy results. 1384 01:28:34,096 --> 01:28:37,326 I'm going to be the first person to be sent by television! 1385 01:28:37,532 --> 01:28:38,590 Get away! 1386 01:28:38,933 --> 01:28:40,230 Stop. Don't. Come back. 1387 01:28:40,434 --> 01:28:42,095 Lights... camera... action! 1388 01:28:46,206 --> 01:28:47,571 Where are you? 1389 01:28:47,774 --> 01:28:50,004 He's up there, in a million pieces. 1390 01:28:50,210 --> 01:28:53,770 - Mike, are you there? - No good shouting. Watch the screen. 1391 01:28:56,949 --> 01:28:59,247 Mike? Why is he taking so long? 1392 01:28:59,451 --> 01:29:01,509 A million pieces take time to put together. 1393 01:29:01,719 --> 01:29:04,415 - Where are they? - There's something coming through. 1394 01:29:04,622 --> 01:29:07,386 - Is it Mike? - It's hard to tell, but... 1395 01:29:08,226 --> 01:29:10,318 The little groover's getting smaller. 1396 01:29:10,561 --> 01:29:14,759 Look at me! I'm the first person in the world to be sent by television! 1397 01:29:15,532 --> 01:29:17,932 Wow, what a wild trip that was! 1398 01:29:18,135 --> 01:29:20,694 It's the greatest thing that's ever happened! 1399 01:29:20,903 --> 01:29:24,066 Am I coming in clear? I said, am I coming in clear? 1400 01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:26,608 Great. He's completely unharmed. 1401 01:29:26,809 --> 01:29:28,935 You call that unharmed?! 1402 01:29:29,144 --> 01:29:32,113 Wow! That was something! Can I do it again? 1403 01:29:32,781 --> 01:29:33,941 There'll be nothing! 1404 01:29:34,149 --> 01:29:36,275 Don't worry, Mom. I feel fine. 1405 01:29:36,483 --> 01:29:38,451 I'm famous! I'm a TV star! 1406 01:29:38,652 --> 01:29:40,711 Wait till the kids hear! 1407 01:29:40,921 --> 01:29:42,218 No one will hear! 1408 01:29:42,423 --> 01:29:43,856 Where are you taking me? 1409 01:29:44,091 --> 01:29:45,557 I don't want to go in there! 1410 01:29:45,758 --> 01:29:46,986 Be quiet! 1411 01:29:47,327 --> 01:29:48,419 Well? 1412 01:29:49,095 --> 01:29:52,792 Fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. 1413 01:29:52,998 --> 01:29:56,798 So, I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. 1414 01:29:57,002 --> 01:29:58,560 To the Taffy-Pulling Room. 1415 01:29:58,770 --> 01:30:02,535 The boy is in his mother's purse. But be careful. 1416 01:30:04,508 --> 01:30:06,442 What's he saying? 1417 01:30:06,677 --> 01:30:09,271 No, I won't hold you responsible. 1418 01:30:10,513 --> 01:30:14,244 And now, my dearest lady, it's time to say good-bye. 1419 01:30:14,451 --> 01:30:16,248 No, no! Don't speak! 1420 01:30:16,453 --> 01:30:20,684 For some moments in life, there are no words. Run along now. 1421 01:30:27,196 --> 01:30:28,025 Adieu. 1422 01:30:29,697 --> 01:30:32,359 "Parting is such sweet sorrow. " 1423 01:30:41,375 --> 01:30:44,367 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do 1424 01:30:44,977 --> 01:30:47,810 I've got another puzzle for you 1425 01:30:48,514 --> 01:30:51,176 Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee 1426 01:30:52,184 --> 01:30:54,845 If you are wise you'll listen to me 1427 01:30:55,720 --> 01:30:58,416 What do you get from a glut of TV? 1428 01:30:58,623 --> 01:31:01,854 A pain in the neck and an IQ of 3 1429 01:31:02,359 --> 01:31:05,351 Why don't you try simply reading a book? 1430 01:31:05,863 --> 01:31:08,423 Or could you just not bear to look? 1431 01:31:08,632 --> 01:31:10,122 You'll get no 1432 01:31:13,202 --> 01:31:15,796 You'll get no commercials 1433 01:31:16,205 --> 01:31:19,867 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da 1434 01:31:20,709 --> 01:31:23,371 If you like reading you will go far 1435 01:31:24,813 --> 01:31:27,475 You will live in happiness too 1436 01:31:28,549 --> 01:31:29,811 Like the... 1437 01:31:30,217 --> 01:31:31,377 ...Oompa... 1438 01:31:32,219 --> 01:31:34,983 ...Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do! 1439 01:31:38,925 --> 01:31:43,362 So much to do, so much to do. Invoices, bills, letters. 1440 01:31:43,863 --> 01:31:46,353 I must answer that note from the queen. 1441 01:31:47,199 --> 01:31:49,326 What will happen to the others? 1442 01:31:50,936 --> 01:31:51,960 My dear boy... 1443 01:31:52,204 --> 01:31:54,228 ...they'll be quite all right. 1444 01:31:54,439 --> 01:31:59,376 When they leave here they'll be restored to their normal, terrible old selves. 1445 01:31:59,944 --> 01:32:02,571 But maybe a little wiser for the wear. 1446 01:32:02,779 --> 01:32:04,246 Don't worry. 1447 01:32:04,448 --> 01:32:06,882 What do we do now, Mr. Wonka? 1448 01:32:07,284 --> 01:32:11,515 I hope you enjoyed yourselves. Excuse me for not showing you out. 1449 01:32:11,721 --> 01:32:13,586 Up the stairs. I'm busy. 1450 01:32:13,789 --> 01:32:16,724 A whole day wasted. Good-bye to you both. 1451 01:32:20,295 --> 01:32:23,787 What happened? Did we do something wrong? 1452 01:32:24,065 --> 01:32:25,965 I don't know, Charlie. 1453 01:32:26,568 --> 01:32:28,626 But I'm going to find out. 1454 01:32:46,985 --> 01:32:49,283 I am extraordinarily busy, sir. 1455 01:32:49,488 --> 01:32:51,979 I wanted to ask about the chocolate. 1456 01:32:52,424 --> 01:32:55,824 The lifetime supply of chocolate? For Charlie. 1457 01:32:56,327 --> 01:32:57,794 When does he get it? 1458 01:32:57,995 --> 01:33:00,122 - He doesn't. - Why not? 1459 01:33:00,331 --> 01:33:02,458 Because he broke the rules. 1460 01:33:02,665 --> 01:33:05,463 What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we? 1461 01:33:05,668 --> 01:33:07,727 Wrong, sir! Wrong! 1462 01:33:07,937 --> 01:33:11,394 Under Section 37-B of the contract signed by him... 1463 01:33:11,607 --> 01:33:15,668 ...it states clearly that all offers shall become null and void if... 1464 01:33:15,944 --> 01:33:18,913 ...and you can read it for yourself in this copy: 1465 01:33:19,114 --> 01:33:20,580 "I, the undersigned... 1466 01:33:20,782 --> 01:33:23,649 "... shall forfeit all rights, privileges and licenses... 1467 01:33:23,851 --> 01:33:25,978 "... herein contained," et cetera... 1468 01:33:26,187 --> 01:33:27,154 "... fax mentis... 1469 01:33:27,355 --> 01:33:30,323 "... incendium gloria culpam," et cetera, et cetera. 1470 01:33:30,524 --> 01:33:33,152 "Memo bis punitor della cattum!" 1471 01:33:33,360 --> 01:33:36,659 It's all there! Black and white! Clear as crystal! 1472 01:33:36,863 --> 01:33:39,092 You stole Fizzy-Lifting drinks! 1473 01:33:39,298 --> 01:33:42,927 You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be sterilized! 1474 01:33:43,135 --> 01:33:45,160 So you get nothing! 1475 01:33:45,371 --> 01:33:46,667 You lose! 1476 01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:49,032 Good day, sir! 1477 01:33:49,808 --> 01:33:51,207 You're a crook! 1478 01:33:51,643 --> 01:33:54,338 A cheat and a swindler, that's what you are! 1479 01:33:54,545 --> 01:33:56,513 How can you do this?! 1480 01:33:56,713 --> 01:34:00,342 Build up a little boy's hopes and then smash his dreams to pieces! 1481 01:34:00,551 --> 01:34:02,348 You're an inhuman monster! 1482 01:34:02,553 --> 01:34:04,816 I said, "Good day"! 1483 01:34:08,558 --> 01:34:11,049 Come on, Charlie. Let's get out of here. 1484 01:34:11,726 --> 01:34:14,354 I'll get even, if it's the last thing I do. 1485 01:34:14,563 --> 01:34:17,498 If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one. 1486 01:34:50,361 --> 01:34:52,886 "So shines a good deed... 1487 01:34:53,097 --> 01:34:55,428 "... in a weary world. " 1488 01:34:59,402 --> 01:35:01,029 My boy. 1489 01:35:01,705 --> 01:35:03,002 You've won! 1490 01:35:03,205 --> 01:35:05,070 You did it! You did it! 1491 01:35:05,274 --> 01:35:08,539 I knew you would! I just knew you would! 1492 01:35:09,778 --> 01:35:12,575 Forgive me for putting you through this. 1493 01:35:12,780 --> 01:35:15,908 Come in, Mr. Wilkinson. Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson. 1494 01:35:16,117 --> 01:35:17,345 - Pleasure. - Slugworth! 1495 01:35:17,552 --> 01:35:20,077 That's not Slugworth! He works for me! 1496 01:35:20,288 --> 01:35:22,585 - For you? - I had to test you, Charlie. 1497 01:35:22,789 --> 01:35:25,781 And you passed the test. You won! 1498 01:35:26,059 --> 01:35:28,186 - Won what? - The jackpot, my dear sir! 1499 01:35:28,395 --> 01:35:31,022 - The grand and glorious jackpot! - The chocolate? 1500 01:35:31,230 --> 01:35:34,597 The chocolate, yes. But, that's just the beginning! 1501 01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:38,257 We have so much time and so little to do! 1502 01:35:38,470 --> 01:35:40,370 Strike that. Reverse it. 1503 01:35:40,572 --> 01:35:42,335 This way, please! 1504 01:35:42,741 --> 01:35:44,800 We'll take the Wonkavator. 1505 01:35:45,577 --> 01:35:48,067 Step in, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir. 1506 01:35:55,919 --> 01:35:59,878 - This is the great glass Wonkavator. - It's an elevator. 1507 01:36:00,089 --> 01:36:02,455 A Wonkavator. An elevator goes up and down. 1508 01:36:02,659 --> 01:36:05,786 But the Wonkavator goes sideways, slantways, backways... 1509 01:36:05,994 --> 01:36:07,291 And frontways? 1510 01:36:07,496 --> 01:36:09,464 ...and any ways you can think of. 1511 01:36:09,998 --> 01:36:14,297 It can take you to any room by pressing one of these buttons. Any button. 1512 01:36:14,502 --> 01:36:17,164 Press a button and zing! You're off. 1513 01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:20,430 And up until now, I've pressed them all. 1514 01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:22,273 Except one. 1515 01:36:23,109 --> 01:36:23,973 This one. 1516 01:36:25,345 --> 01:36:26,744 Go ahead, Charlie. 1517 01:36:26,947 --> 01:36:28,175 Me? 1518 01:36:30,849 --> 01:36:32,111 There it goes! 1519 01:36:34,286 --> 01:36:35,617 Hold on tight! 1520 01:36:36,121 --> 01:36:38,953 I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen. 1521 01:36:39,691 --> 01:36:43,149 Faster! If we don't pick up speed, we won't get through. 1522 01:36:43,361 --> 01:36:44,794 Through what? 1523 01:36:45,630 --> 01:36:47,494 - You mean, we're going..? - Up and out. 1524 01:36:47,698 --> 01:36:50,633 This roof is glass. It'll shatter in 1,000 pieces! 1525 01:36:50,867 --> 01:36:53,301 - We'll be cut to ribbons! - Probably. 1526 01:36:57,039 --> 01:36:58,700 Hold on, everybody! 1527 01:36:59,875 --> 01:37:02,241 Here it comes! 1528 01:37:17,324 --> 01:37:21,157 - You did it! Congratulations! - Get up, take a look. 1529 01:37:21,894 --> 01:37:23,521 Our town looks so pretty. 1530 01:37:23,730 --> 01:37:25,027 Look over here, Charlie. 1531 01:37:25,231 --> 01:37:26,892 I think I see our house. 1532 01:37:29,235 --> 01:37:30,633 It really looks beautiful. 1533 01:37:30,836 --> 01:37:32,360 There's my school! 1534 01:37:38,909 --> 01:37:41,002 How did you like the chocolate factory? 1535 01:37:41,345 --> 01:37:44,143 It's the most wonderful place in the world. 1536 01:37:44,348 --> 01:37:46,373 I'm pleased to hear you say that... 1537 01:37:46,584 --> 01:37:48,881 ...because I'm giving it to you. 1538 01:37:50,020 --> 01:37:52,318 - What? - That's all right, isn't it? 1539 01:37:52,522 --> 01:37:55,184 - You're giving Charlie the... - I can't go on forever. 1540 01:37:55,425 --> 01:37:57,449 And I don't really want to try. 1541 01:37:57,760 --> 01:38:02,697 Who can I trust to run the factory, and take care of the Oompa Loompas for me? 1542 01:38:02,931 --> 01:38:04,227 Not a grown-up. 1543 01:38:04,432 --> 01:38:07,595 A grown-up would do everything his way, not mine. 1544 01:38:07,935 --> 01:38:11,564 That's why I decided long ago that I had to find a child. 1545 01:38:11,773 --> 01:38:13,433 A very honest... 1546 01:38:13,774 --> 01:38:15,207 ...loving child... 1547 01:38:15,709 --> 01:38:19,076 ...to whom I can tell all my precious candy-making secrets. 1548 01:38:19,279 --> 01:38:21,803 - That's why you sent the Golden Tickets. - That's right. 1549 01:38:22,048 --> 01:38:24,539 The factory's yours. You can move in immediately. 1550 01:38:24,784 --> 01:38:26,775 - And me? - Absolutely. 1551 01:38:27,219 --> 01:38:29,414 - What happens to the rest... - The whole family. 1552 01:38:29,622 --> 01:38:31,452 I want you to bring them all. 1553 01:38:35,126 --> 01:38:36,559 But Charlie... 1554 01:38:37,729 --> 01:38:41,425 ...don't forget what happened to the man who got everything he wanted. 1555 01:38:41,632 --> 01:38:42,690 What happened? 1556 01:38:42,900 --> 01:38:45,232 He lived happily ever after.