天啊 你在咳嗽 Oh, my God, you're, like, coughing.
- 我满喜欢的 - 我也是 - I actually like it. - Yeah, I like it.
宣布纪念册拍照日时间表 This is an announcement about Picture Day.
高一个人照 9点半开始 Freshmen class portraits at 9:30.
甘草披萨
高三是午餐时间 Juniors will be during lunch.
又不是很难 That wasn't hard.
闭嘴 烂人 Shut up, bitch.
你才闭嘴 You shut up.
好啦 Feel like a man.
人高马大的 Like a giant.
樱桃炸弹 Cherry bomb!
要梳子吗？ Comb?
要镜子吗？要梳子吗？ Mirror? Comb? No?
要镜子吗？ Mirror?
要梳子吗？ Comb?
万岁 - Bonzai! - Oh!
闹屁 混帐 Fuck off, asshole.
我要用 - Ugh! - I'll take it.
请问芳名？ So what's your name?
很健谈 我喜欢 Talkative. I like that.
今天过得如何？ How's your day going?
很好 Yeah.
晚上吃个饭？ Dinner tonight?
你在约我吗？ Are you asking me out?
是啊 Yes.
我不会跟你约会 你才12岁 I'm not going on a date with you. You're 12.
你很搞笑 我15岁了 You're funny. I'm 15.
你几岁了？ How old are you?
你不该问这种问题 You're not supposed to ask that.
不该问女人的年纪 You're not supposed to ask a girl how old she is.
讨厌 Annoying.
你说得对 年龄我无所谓 You're right, it doesn't matter to me.
你要怎么付晚餐钱？ How are you gonna pay for dinner?
如果我答应去吃饭 If I say yes and we go on a date for dinner,
你要怎么付钱？ how are you gonna pay?
你每句话都说两遍 You say everything twice.
- 我没有每句话说两遍 - 你有… - I don't say everything twice. - You do. You do.
什么叫"每句话说两遍"？ What is this, "Say everything twice"?
说啊 你怎么付钱？ Come on. How are you gonna pay?
你会看电影吗？ Do you go to the movies?
我当然会看电影 Of course I go to the movies.
看过《一个屋檐下》吗？ Did you see Under One Roof?
看过 Yeah.
我就是东尼 You're looking at Tony.
那部片一堆小孩 There's, like, a million kids in that movie.
我对东尼没印象 I don't know a Tony.
我想找你吃饭 不是聊我的作品 I want you to have dinner with me, not my work.
我无意炫耀 I'm not trying to brag,
是你问我怎么付饭钱的 but you did ask how I was gonna pay for dinner.
你有够爱演的… You're such an actor. You're such an actor.
你还演过什么？ What else have you been in?
- 《这屋子闹鬼》 - 没看过 - This House is Haunted. - No.
《两床两卫》 - Two Beds, Two Baths. - Mmm-mmm.
我在《梅夫格里芬秀》演过三出短剧 I've done three sketches on The Merv Griffin Show.
你是否看过… Did you ever see me on the...
够了 不用通通讲出来 爱现耶 All right. Don't list your whole resume, it's braggy.
我不会跟你约会 老兄 你才15岁 I'm not going on a date with you, man. You're 15.
"老兄" "Man."
我喜欢 I like that.
"孩子" 行了吗？ "Kid," how about that?
我不会跟你约会 孩子 你才15岁 I'm not going on a date with you, "kid." You're 15.
别说约会 这不是约会 Don't call it a date. It's not a date.
你来打个招呼就好 Just come say hello.
我喜欢你的样子 I like the way you look.
喜欢跟你聊天 I like talking with you.
你住在哪里？ Where do you live?
恩西诺 Encino.
恩西诺？我也住那里 恩西诺哪里？ Encino? I live in Encino. Where in Encino?
哈特拉斯街 On Hatteras.
哈特拉斯街哪边？ - Hatteras and what? - Ugh. Creep.
变态 "哈特拉斯街哪边？" "Hatteras and what? Hatteras and what?"
我才不说我家在哪 变态 I'm not telling you where I live, creep. Come on.
- 晚上在鸡尾餐厅等你 - 谁理你会在哪 - I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock tonight. - I don't care where you'll be.
我每周四都去吃饭 I go there every Thursday for dinner.
谁理你在哪吃饭 等等 你做这些事时 I don't care where you eat. Wait, where are your parents
- 你爸妈在哪？- 他们要工作 - while all this is happening? - They're working.
他们要工作 你来打个招呼嘛 They're working. Just come say hi.
闭嘴啦 Just shut up.
我告诉你我的计划 I'll tell you what I'm doing.
6点半带我弟葛瑞格去太妃冰淇淋 I take my brother Greg to Tastee-Freez around 6:30,
7点半他就上床躺平 he's in bed by 7:30.
等等 你大老远跑去鸡尾餐厅吃饭？ Wait, you go all the way from Encino to Tail o' the Cock for dinner?
我住在谢曼奥克斯区 I live in Sherman Oaks.
哦 那么近 Oh, come on.
6点半带我弟去太妃冰淇淋 I take my brother Greg to Tastee-Freez around 6:30,
7点半前他就睡了 he's in bed by 7:30.
然后我出门转个弯去鸡尾餐厅吃饭 I slip around the corner to Tail o' the Cock for my dinner.
我会在那里 That's where I'll be.
我不是给你压力 I'm not trying to pressure you.
你就是在给我压力 You are pressuring me.
你就是 分明在逼我 You are. That's what you're doing.
如果你想来打个招呼 If you wanna come and say hello,
如果你时间方便的话… if it's convenient within your plans,
我很想见到你 I'd love to see you.
"如果我时间方便的话"？ "Convenient within my plans"?
慢着 你让弟弟独自在家？他几岁？ Wait, you leave your brother alone? How old is he?
他八岁 是九岁 He's eight. He's nine.
你很搞笑 You're hilarious.
连个故事都编不好 You can't even keep your own stories straight.
你是谁？你像是个小… What are you? You're like a little...
罗伯特高勒特 迪恩马丁这种谐星 Robert Goulet, Dean Martin or something.
- 你是哪里人？ - 谢曼奥克斯区 - Where do you come from? - Sherman Oaks.
谢曼奥克斯区 Ha! Sherman Oaks.
- 嗨 艾拉娜 - 嗨 辛蒂 - Hi, Alana. - Hi, Cindy.
知道他是当红电影明星吗？ Did you know we got a big movie star here?
盖瑞瓦伦丁 Gary Valentine.
你姓瓦伦丁？ Your name is Valentine?
瓦伦丁 Valentine.
我是不是该要签名？ Should I get an autograph?
省省吧 Don't bother.
我在这里这么久 I've been right here the whole time.
我觉得命中注定要认识你 艾拉娜 I get this feeling I was meant to know you, Alana.
你知道我25岁了吧？ You know I'm 25, right?
我可以跟你当朋友 不能当女友 I can be your friend but I can't be your girlfriend.
这样犯法 That's illegal.
- 你给了我希望 - 闭嘴 - You give me hope. - Shut up.
是命运让我们在一起 This is fate that brought us together.
- 这是命运 - 闭嘴啦 - This is fate. - Shut up.
卡给我 Card.
- 就这里 好了 - 我意思是 - Right here. Okay. - I mean, I'm trying
我想跟你私下相处 - to spend my time with you. - Oi, oi.
- 这样不好吗？ - 别抬杠 - Is that bad? - Stop, stop that. Oi.
腿转过来 Turn your legs around.
别低头 抬头… Not too down, so look up, look up. Uh...
嘴巴合起来一点 Close your mouth just a little bit.
露点牙齿 一点点就好 Just see a little bit of teeth.
来 自信点 Little bit of teeth. Little bit of teeth.
好了 走吧 Go on, like a tiger. Off it. Go.
下一位 Next. Next.
我怎么会没见过你？ 我们怎么没碰过面？ How have I never seen you before? How have we never met?
别一直讲些有的没的 油嘴滑舌 Stop talking so much, slimy.
看看吧 应该没机会 但是再说吧 We'll see. I doubt it, but we'll see.
我要回去工作 你该回去上课了 Now I gotta get back to work and you have to get back to class.
别拿时间当藉口 艾拉娜 这是命运的安排 Stop using time as an excuse, Alana. Our roads took us here.
哪有那么玄？ Stop sounding like a philosophy guy,
爱因斯坦 搞不好我会去找你 Albert Einstein. Maybe I'll see you later.
我不会去找你的 I'm not gonna see you later.
下巴稍微往上抬 萝拉 Put your chin up just a little bit like that, Laura.
下巴抬高 Chin up, chin up.
邱比特热狗冷饮店
- 嗨 盖瑞 葛瑞格 - 嗨 - Hey, Gary. Hey, Greg. - Hey.
我认识了未来的老婆 葛瑞格 I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg.
是吗？ Oh, yeah?
你会是我的伴郎 And you're gonna be my best man.
两人出局 贾维上场打击 So, two down and Garvey the batter.
有事去鸡尾餐厅找我 I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock if you need me.
我爱你 葛瑞格 Love you, Greggo.
我也爱你 Love you, too.
史帝夫赛季结束拿到111分打点 Steve finished the regular season with 111 RBIs,
比吉米温恩多三分 three more than Jimmy Wynn.
目前第六局道奇队二比零领先 Sixth inning with the Dodgers leading two to nothing.
得两分 三支安打 零失误 Two runs, three hits, and no errors.
记住 周二比赛 Remember, there are still tickets available
仍有余票 for Tuesday's game.
今天就可以购买 You can get them today
请前往道奇体育场售票处 at the Dodgers ticket office on Stadium Way.
支持球队全力一投 And the pitch is high, ball one.
别一副痴汉样 拜托 Don't be creepy, please.
这个球中场犯规 Foul ball up the middle.
不要傻傻看着我好吗？ Will you stop with the googly eyes?
不好意思 唐恩 Excuse me, Don.
来两杯可乐 Can I have two Cokes?
好 盖瑞 没问题 Sure, Gary, you got it.
谢谢 Thank you.
停下来 Stop.
怎样？ What?
我听得见你呼吸 I can hear you breathing.
停下来 Stop.
- 停止呼吸吗？ - 对 - Breathing? - Yes.
艾拉娜 你有何打算？ So, Alana, what are your plans?
我不知道 I don't know.
你的未来计划是什么？ What's your future look like?
我不知道 I don't know.
在小脚趾相馆上班怎么样？ How do you like working at Tiny Toes?
讨厌死了 I hate working at Tiny Toes.
你应该创业的 You should start your own business.
我应该做哪一行？ What business should I be in?
不知道 你喜欢什么？ I don't know. What do you like?
我不知道 I don't know.
你有演员特质 应该去当演员 You're an actress. You should be an actress.
你怎么成为当红演员的？ So how'd you become such a hotshot actor?
我擅长表演 I'm a showman.
这是我的天职 - It's my calling. - Ugh.
别的事我都不会 I don't know how to do anything else.
注定吃这行饭 It's what I'm meant to do.
我从小开始 I mean, ever since I was a kid, I've been
- 就会能歌善舞 - 拜托 - a song and dance man. - Come on.
"你从小开始"？ Ever since you were a kid?
"能歌善舞"？ Song and dance man?
你爸妈呢？ Where are your parents?
- 我妈是我的员工 - 那倒是 - My mom works for me. - Oh, of course she does.
- 没错 - 很合理 - Yes, she does. - That makes sense.
在我的公关公司 In my public relations company.
在你的公关公司？ In your public relations company?
- 你有公关公司？ - 对 - Because you have that? - Yes.
- 你还是演员 - 没错 - And you're an actor. - Yes.
你也是特务吧？ And you're a secret agent too?
我不是特务 Well, no, I'm not a secret agent.
真幽默 That's funny.
你在开玩笑吗？ Are you joking?
我没有 Well, no, I'm not.
这样很忙耶 That's a lot.
生活很复杂 Gets complicated.
一定的 I'm sure.
下班后还要写一堆数学作业 And all that math homework you have to do after everything.
我妈正在赌城 My mom's in Las Vegas right now
处理庄园酒店的事… taking care of the Hacienda Hotel,
所以我在这里 which leaves me back here.
我们帮鸡尾餐厅和查尼餐厅做公关 We do PR for Tail o' the Cock and Chadney's.
我喜欢查尼 I like Chadney's.
- 你喜欢查尼？ - 对 - You like Chadney's? - Yeah.
你喜欢日式料理吗？ Do you like Japanese food?
我不太确定那是什么 I don't really know what that is.
天皇餐厅？ The Mikado?
下次带你去天皇餐厅 I'm taking you to The Mikado next time.
有下次？ Next time?
对 Yeah.
食物超美味 The food's magnificent.
你很贴心 盖瑞 You're sweet, Gary.
等你16岁 就会家财万贯坐拥豪宅 You're gonna be rich in a mansion by the time you're 16.
我会很不长进 I'm gonna be here
30岁还在帮小孩拍纪念册照片 taking photos of kids for their yearbooks when I'm 30.
你甚至不会记得我 You're never gonna remember me.
我不会忘了你 I'm not gonna forget you.
就像你也不会忘了我 Just like you're not gonna forget me.
跟你要电话号码 你会给我吗？ If I ask for your phone number, would you give it to me?
我干嘛给你？ Why should I give you my phone number?
我就能打给你了 So I can call you.
我不确定 盖瑞 I don't know, Gary.
怎么说？ Why not?
你哪记得住？ How are you gonna remember it?
才七个数字而已 It's only seven numbers.
758- 4686 758-4686.
- 756- 4686 - 你已经记错了 - 756-4686. - You already got it wrong.
758- 4686 758-4686.
好喔 爱耍宝 All right, Don Rickles.
别动不动就打给我 好吗？ Don't call me all the time. Okay?
我们不是男女朋友 别忘了 We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. Remember that.
我们是…你懂的 We're... You know.
嗯 I know.
嗨 爸 - Hi, Dad. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
喂 喂 喂 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
搞什么？ What's up?
- 怎样？ - 怎么回事？ - What? - What's going on?
没事啊 Nothing.
现在都几点了？ What time is it now?
10点 10:00.
你做什么去了？ What'd you do?
我早上跟你说过了 I told you what I was gonna do this morning.
你说什么？ What?
我跟莉莎去吃晚餐 Go to dinner with Lisa.
- 莉莎？ - 对 - Lisa? - Yeah.
莉莎是谁啊？ Who the fuck is Lisa?
爸 你认识莉莎 Dad, you know Lisa.
莉莎？ Lisa?
对 她跟我一起 Yeah, she works with me
- 在照相馆工作- 我不认识莉莎 - at Tiny Toes. - I don't know Lisa.
- 什么？ - 你认识啊 - What? - Yes.
你跑去哪？ Where were you?
你怎么穿这样？去约会吗？ Why are you dressed like that? Were you on a date?
看来是不想回家 Looks like it was a long date.
你滚啦 艾丝蒂 Get out of my room, Este.
"他名叫杰洛姆佛瑞克 "His name is Jerome H. Frick.
朋友都叫他杰瑞 His friends know him simply as Jerry,
他有个年轻貌美的太太美绪子 and his attractive young wife as Mioko.
他们新开的天皇餐厅 Their new restaurant Mikado
可尽情享受日本美食 is a delightful dinery featuring foods of Japan,
口味十分道地 and it should be quite authentic,
因为杰瑞15年前在东京开过餐厅 for Jerry had a restaurant some 15 years in Tokyo.
除了杰瑞 The entire staff,
全体员工都是日本人 with the exception of Jerry, is Japanese,
正妹女服务生 and those 'little doll' waitresses
一身鲜艳和服 are dressed fittingly in colorful kimonos.
欢迎来尝鲜 Give it a try,
包君满意" we think you'll be delighted."
- 写真好 艾妮塔 - 太好了 - Oh, that's wonderful, Anita. - Oh, fantastic.
真的 Oh, of course.
文笔很好 - It's just wonderful. - Oh.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thank you. - Of course.
但是你觉得要不要 Uh, do you think we should mention
提到宁静氛围？ something about the serenity, though?
悦人的宁静？ - Hmm. - The pleasant quiet?
对 我也希望把特色都写进去 Yes, and I wish that we had space to include everything
因为这家餐厅太美了 because it's such a beautiful restaurant,
但总是要有取舍吧 but if we choose one thing...
好 Right.
了解 那么… Okay. Let's just...
美绪子 Oh, Mioko,
你怎么看？ how you think of this?
你对这则报纸广告有何看法？ What do you think of item for newspaper?
是 洋子小姐 Oh, oh, Yoko-san.
好像没提到料理 I think the cuisine is not mentioned.
她想知道 - Oh. - She's wondering
有没有提到料理 if we mentioned the cuisine.
哦 是吗 Of co... Uh...
料理？ - The cuisine? - Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
我们有提到料理 对吧？ I think we did talk about that, didn't we?
我看一下 I might...
我手上有…前一稿 I have an earlier draft.
找到了 Here it is.
"另有日式开胃菜完整菜单 "There is a complete roster of Japanese appetizers available
小酌美式或日式烈酒时可参考 while sipping American or Japanese spirits.
大胆的人 可点生鱼片 For the daring, sashimi is offered.
但别担心 也提供多种美式餐点 But don't worry, there are many American dishes too.
不论是不是美食家 都能在天皇餐厅得到满足" Mikado is for the gourmet and the non-gourmet alike."
你觉得怎么样？ What you think of that?
这版比服务生那版 Much better talking about the cuisine
好太多了 谢谢 than the waitresses. Thank you.
太好了 我标注一下 Oh, fantastic. I will make a note of that.
- 好的 - 那就送去报社了 - Sure. - That's what we'll send to the paper.
多谢你们 Thank you so much
亲自来一趟盖葛公关 for coming in to G and G Agency.
非常感谢 艾妮塔 Really appreciate it, Anita.
感激不尽 - Thank you so much. - Mmm-hmm.
不客气 - Arigato. - Of course.
现在7点20分 我是查理鲔鱼 7:20 with Charlie Tuna.
我一分钟后要打电话给电脑选出的女孩… I'll make that call to the girl selected by a computer...
- 所以… - 最适合我的 - So... - ...as the most
我担心你会生我的气 I'm afraid you're gonna be upset with me.
我无法带你去纽约上《杰瑞贝斯秀》 I can't take you to New York for The Jerry Best Show.
我得去拉斯维加斯 I have to go to Las Vegas.
- 我没生气 - 真的？ - I'm not upset. - No?
没有 干嘛自责？ No. Why is that bad?
有父母或监护人你才能去纽约 Well, you can't go to New York without a parent or a guardian.
没监护人陪同 你不能跑宣传行程 They're not gonna let you do the press tour without a chaperone.
汉堡排好吃耶 鸡肉怎么样？ The Salisbury steak is delicious. How's the chicken?
很好吃 Delicious.
打扰一下 先生 还需要饮料吗？ Excuse me, sir, could I offer you another beverage?
你说什么？ I beg your pardon?
你还需要饮料吗？ Can I get you something else to drink?
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
我叫布兰达 Um, it's Brenda.
布兰达 - Brenda. - Mmm-hmm.
好美的名字 That's a beautiful name.
我要两杯可乐 布兰达 I'll take two Cokes, Brenda.
好的 Okay.
你是演员吗？ Are you one of the actors?
是的 Yes, I am.
你好 Hola.
你好吗？ Como esta?
- 我是蓝斯 - 嗨 - I'm Lance. - Hi.
- 我是艾拉娜 - 艾拉娜 - Me llamo Alana. - Alana.
好 Bien. Bien.
- 嗨 盖瑞 - 蓝斯 - Hey, Gar. - Lance.
坐后面怎么样？ How's things back here?
很平稳吧？ - Pretty smooth ride, right? - Mmm-hmm.
没搭过这款飞机 Never flown this bird before.
你们午餐吃什么？ What'd you have for lunch?
牛排汉堡 Salisbury steak.
我吃鸡肉 I had the chicken.
这边有牛排汉堡？很好 They did have steak back here? Good, good.
很高兴认识你 艾拉娜 All right. Well, hey, very nice to meet you, Alana.
下飞机见 I'll see you on the tarmac.
幸会 Charmed.
你监护人超正 盖瑞 不错喔 Wow, super-hot chaperone, Gar. Nice one.
那是我朋友 别动歪脑筋 That's my friend, don't think about that.
你说笑吗？我脑袋 Oh, man, are you kidding? My mind's racing,
动到快打结了 doing circles around that track.
孩子们好 Hello, boys.
- 嗨 露西 - 嗨 露西 - Hey, Lucy. - Hi, Lucy.
嗨 马克 你好吗？ Hey, Mark, how ya doing?
很好 你呢？ Good. How are you?
- 嗨 提姆 - 嗨 露西 - Hey, Tim. - Hey, Lucy.
哈啰 Harold.
我叫亨利啦 My name's Henry. you know?
- 你好 露西 - 嗨 蓝斯 - How ya doing, Lucy? - Hey, Lance.
瓦伦丁 别捣蛋 这里不行 And, Valentine, don't. Just don't in here.
那是什么？V是什么？阴道吗？ What's that? What is that? V? Is that for "vagina"?
你干嘛这样？大家怎么老是这样比？ Why are you doing that? Why do people keep doing that?
"爱与和平"啦 宝贝 Peace and love, baby.
少来 死屁孩 Oh, shut it, you little shit.
别闹了 上台不准搞鬼 Now, cut the comedy. Don't be an ass out there.
祝大家上台顺利 Good show, everybody.
- 谢谢 露西 - 谢谢 露西 - Thank you, Lucy. - Thank you, Lucy.
宝贝 别让妈咪丢脸 尽情表演 Sweetheart, do not embarrass Mommy, okay? Have fun.
祝演出顺利 Break legs.
我表演时注意看 我会打暗号给你 Watch for me on stage. I'll send you a signal.
我要送你一个笑话 I'll make a joke just for you.
- 好 - 直走 - Okay. - Straight ahead.
她甚至没停下脚步 She's not even stopping.
继续走 直接上台 Keep going straight ahead to the stage.
右转 To the right.
闲杂人等请勿进入
露西 很高兴你今晚光临本节目 Lucy, I wanna tell you how much we enjoyed your visit tonight.
在你离开前 我要观众认识 Before you go, I'd like the audience to meet
这18位优秀童星 those wonderful 18 children...
好耶 Wonderful.
他们在《一个屋檐下》中饰演小孩 ...who played the kids in Under One Roof.
他们非常乐意 I think they'd like that.
- 他们在布幕后面吗？ - 对 - Are they back here? - Yes.
上场了 And here they are!
起床啰 Rise and shine.
每天早晨 我们迎着阳光 We rise And shine every morning
早早起床 Bright and early
不欢迎赖床到中午的懒虫 Go somewhere else If you want to sleep Till noon
骑着自行车 踩着轮滑 去打保龄球 去约会 Bicycle riding and skating And bowling and dating
吉他的声音也跟不上 我们的步伐 The sound of guitars Not quite in tune
有时感觉我们像是在这里转啊转 Sometimes it seems like We're going 'round In circles
对每一件小事念念不忘 And we get hung up On every little thing
整理玩具 收拾床铺 Pick up your toys Make your bed
挂掉电话Off the telephone
大家为什么都像小孩一样 Why do they act Just like children?
花园里的花朵喧闹起来 It's a garden that's full Of noisy flowers
这些都是你的 And they're all yours
我的 Mine
我们的 And ours
人生就像弹球 你得蹦来蹦去 Life is a ball if you have The bounce to live it
就像棒棒糖 有酸也有甜 A lollipop any flavor Sweet or sour
我是他的监护人 I'm his chaperone.
但不能只求索取不求付出 But you can't take Without giving That's all part of living
爱要分享才能欢乐满堂 For love is to share
这是你的 我的 我们的 It's yours! It's mine! It's ours!
- 我是他的监护人 - 嘘 - I'm his chaperone. - Shh!
就像军舰驶向家的港湾 Just like a ship sailing home Across the ocean
风平浪静的天际也可能一下变脸 Some days are calm But you know when It gets rough
只有我们聚在一起 It's gonna take everybody
同心协力 All hands on deck
才能征服困难 If we work together We'll make it
阳光 雨露 欢乐满堂 On the way There'll be sunshine There'll be showers
这是你的 And there'll be yours
我的 Mine
大家一起来 And everybody! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
这是你的 And there'll be yours
我的 Mine
我们的 And ours
蓝斯 在好莱坞发展顺利吗？ Lance, how's things in Hollywood for you?
一帆风顺 杰瑞 Oh, things are going real well, Jerry.
我在侦探影集中客串 跟乔治比柏有对手戏 I just did a guest spot on Banacek with George Peppard for NBC.
乔治比柏 太棒了 George Peppard. That's great, that's great.
- 谢谢 - 盖瑞 你呢？ - Thank you. - How about you, Gary?
上周我演了《天才大破麻》 Well, last week I did Three Beavers.
是《天才小麻烦》？ Leave it to Beaver?
是《天才大破麻》 Three Beavers.
嗨 你叫什么名字？ Hi, what's your name?
谢谢你问我 杰瑞 Thank you for asking, Jerry.
- 下去 - 我是玛歌 - Boo. - My name is Margo.
嗨 玛歌 Hi, Margo.
- 你来了 宝贝 - 你死屁孩 - Oh, there you are, my... - You little shit!
- 臭小子 - 我造了什么孽？ - You little prick. - What'd I do?
你下流当有趣啊？ You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny?
- 在数百万人面前羞辱我 - 露西 等一下 - Humiliating me in front of millions. - Lucy! Wait.
- 放开我 - 那都是我的粉丝 - Let me go. - These are my fans.
你不能这么对我 You cannot treat me like this.
你玩完了 我要让你好看 This is the end for you. I'm coming to get you.
宝贝 没事吧？ Oh, baby, are you okay?
- 她不太高兴 - 你没事吧？ - She didn't seem too happy. - Are you okay?
- 是不高兴 - 没事了 - No. - It's okay.
她常发飙吗？ Is she like that all the time?
差不多 对啊 More or less, yeah.
你还好吗？ How are you doing?
- 很好 - 那就好 - Good. - Good.
好 我要去换掉睡衣 All right, I should go get out of these pajamas.
- 好 - 回头见 - Okay. - I'll see you.
拜 Bye.
- 谢谢 威廉 - 谢了 维克 - Thank you, William. - Thanks, Vic.
就在楼下 年轻人 Right down the stairs, young man.
盖瑞？ Gary?
- 盖瑞瓦伦丁 - 维克 - Gary Valentine. - Vic.
- 你好 - 很高兴见到你 - Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.
在忙什么？ What've you been up to, man?
我去纽约宣传《一个屋檐下》 去上《杰瑞贝斯秀》 I was in New York on a PR trip for Under One Roof. The Jerry Best Show.
- 不错啊 - 你竟然长这么大了 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God, you're huge.
- 嗨 盖儿 - 哇塞 - Oh, hi, Gale. - Wow.
- 盖瑞 - 很高兴见到你 - Gary. - Nice to see you.
你长了不少个头呢 You've really grown a lot, huh?
- 是啊 - 很好 - Yeah. - Good,
一看你就是爱吃蔬菜的好孩子 you've been eating your vegetables.
开始 And action.
可以这么穿席尔斯新款十合一西装 You can wear the new Sears 10-in-1 suit this way.
或这么穿 Or this way.
或全新背心造型 Or try this all-new vest suit look.
或另外七种搭配 Or seven other ways.
赞喔 你宝刀未老 Perfect, man, you still got it.
谢谢你 盖瑞 Thank you, Gary. Really appreciate it.
- 多谢你来试镜 - 你近来如何？ - Thanks for coming in. - How ya doing?
还不错 离婚了 但 Good. Divorced, but, uh...
- 让他念这个行吗 - 也瘦了不少 不过 - Can we have him read this? - ...losing weight, so...
- 谢谢 - 不过过得也还行 - Thank you. - ...very nice. Oh.
- 你看起来挺好的 - 谢谢 - Well, you look great. - Thank you.
直接念？ How about a, uh, cold read?
好 来吧 Sure, let's do it.
开始 And action.
"我满脸…" "My face is a..."
抱歉 能重来吗？ Sorry. Can I do it one more time?
- 可以 - "我…" - Sure. - "My fa..."
"我满脸痘痘 不知道怎么办" "My face is a pimply mess and I don't know what to do."
卡 漂亮 Cut. Fantabulous!
- 宝刀未老呢 - 谢谢 维克 - You still got it, man. - Thank you. Thanks, Vic.
- 很厉害 - 好了 - Really terrific. - All right.
- 谢谢 盖瑞 - 好 很高兴见到你们 - Thanks, Gary. - It was good to see you guys.
- 很高兴见到你 - 拜 盖瑞 - Great to see you. - Bye, Gary.
- 拜 盖瑞 - 大家再见 - Bye, Gary. - Bye, you guys.
《干净先生秀》 Mr. Clean Man Show
本周二的特别来宾 with special guest brings a super soulful group
带了超热情的团体来到地球 to the Earth in PV this Tuesday.
快叩应给地球的干净先生 Move to Mr. Clean Tuesday at Earth.
快拨打262- 0797 Call 262-0797.
好吃 - Yum. - Mmm.
您正在收听 What you're listening to
托德朗德格伦的新专辑 is Todd Rundgren's new album.
如果你手边有耳机 Now if you have a pair of headphones,
快戴起来一饱耳福 you better get 'em out and get 'em cranked up
沉浸在更棒的听觉享受 'cause they're really gonna help.
《某事 任何事》 - Something? - Anything? written, performed
由创作歌手托德朗德格伦亲自操刀 and produced by Todd Rundgren,
熊村唱片已发行 now on Bearsville Records,
录音带与黑胶唱盘 wherever tapes and records are sold.
你有鼻喷剂吗？ Do you have sinus spray?
妈 你想在车上吃汉堡？ Mom, do you wanna eat the burgers in the car
还是回家？ or at home?
你一定是说治鼻通吧？ Oh, you must mean Sine-Off?
没错 - Mmm. - Exactly.
你想回家吗？ Do you wanna go home?
回家吧 Let's go home.
妈妈该怎么做？陪孩子睡觉？ What should Mom do? Sleep with the kids?
拒绝亨莉塔？ Tell Henrietta no?
还是确保小孩各有睡袋？ Or make sure they all have their own sleeping bags?
应该让孩子们都有自己的睡袋 "Make sure they all have
- 各有睡袋" - 家中13岁女儿 - their own sleeping bags." - Your 13-year-old daughter
想办男女睡衣派对 wants to have a co-ed slumber party.
麦克 妈妈该怎么做？ What should Mom do, Mike?
不用考虑 拒绝亨莉塔 No question in my mind. Tell Henrietta no.
让男女分房睡 Provide separate rooms, uh-uh.
拒绝亨莉塔 这样… Tell Henrietta no. That's, that's...
麦克会拒绝亨莉塔 雪莉呢？ Mike would say, "Henrietta, no." Sheri?
我很乐意陪孩子们睡 I would love to sleep with the kids,
但是除非她13岁 我才陪睡 but I think as long as she's only 13, I agree.
我们都同意 我会拒绝她 不能办睡衣派对 We agree. I would tell her no. No, no slumber parties.
好 雪莉认同麦克 All right, Sheri agrees with Mike.
幸好 It's a good thing
你这件事认同我 that you agreed with me on that one.
喂？ Hello?
艾拉娜在吗？ Is Alana there?
她在 你是谁？ Yeah. Who's this?
蓝斯 Lance.
好 请稍候 Yeah, hold on one second.
艾拉娜 是蓝斯 Alana, it's Lance.
我认为应该男女分房睡 I believe that you should provide separate rooms.
我觉得不该取消派对 或是… I don't think you should call the party off, or...
喂？ Hello?
蓝斯？ Lance?
喂？ Hello?
他们可能会做其他事 Well, they might try something.
听到我说话吗？ Can you hear me?
要是阻止他们… If you're gonna be there to stop them...
若你是好家长 你看着… If you're a good parent, and you're watching...
我听得见有人呼吸 I can hear someone breathing.
好吧恰克 All right, Chuck,
这不算认同他们 不过… that's not exactly agreeing with them, but...
"男女分房睡" "Provide separate rooms."
玛莉娜 你认同恰克吗？ Marina, do you agree with Chuck?
唉 又来了 No, this is where we start again.
我们老是意见相左 We always disagree.
我要告诉你 I'm going to tell
她觉得她太年轻 Henrietta no. I think she's too young.
我甚至不让她跟女生过夜 And I wouldn't even let her have a girl sleeping...
电话响了 The phone's ringing.
我不认同他 我同意他的看法 I don't agree with him. I agree with him.
我不在乎她知不知道 I don't care if she knows...
玛丽娜说 So Marina says,
不同意开睡衣派对 路易斯？ "No. No co-ed slumber party." Louis?
我会让男女分房睡 Well, I think I'd provide separate rooms.
不行 No, you just can't.
你要拒绝亨莉塔 她太年轻了 You tell Henrietta no. She's too young.
麦斯？ Mads?
- 是 女士？ - 有人在吗？ - Yes,madam - Is Anybody There?;
好 路易斯 男女分房睡 Okay, Louis. Provide separate rooms.
路易斯说分房睡 崔西呢？ Louis says provide separate rooms. Tracy?
我会拒绝亨莉塔 因为她太年轻 I'd tell Henrietta no because she's too young.
只有麦克和雪莉这对 Mike and Sheri were the only couple
会拒绝亨莉塔 who agrees with telling Henrietta no.
你们没人建议陪孩子睡觉 Not one of you had said, suggested sleeping with the kids.
阿们 Amen
很好 Nice.
蓝斯… Lance...
准备享用丰盛晚餐了吗？ are you ready for nice dinner?
- 准备好了 - 很好 - Very ready. - Good.
谢谢你们再次找我吃饭 Thank you for having me again.
好极了 Wonderful.
准备为辫子面包祷告了吗？ Are you ready to do a berakhah on the challah?
哇 谢谢 Oh, wow, thank you. Uh,
不过我要礼貌拒绝 我是无神论者 however, I must respectfully refuse. I'm an atheist.
你是犹太人 You're Jewish.
你说得没错 Well, you're certainly right.
我一出生是犹太教 I was born into Judaism,
但我的个人道路引领我走向无神论 but my personal path has led me to atheism.
我难以相信神的存在 You see, I just can't believe there's a God
世上这么多苦难 when I see all the suffering in the world.
像是越战 Vietnam, you know?
所以很抱歉 先生 So, with all due respect, no, sir.
我不祷告 但我心领了 I can't do the blessing, but thank you.
你的老二长什么样子？ What does your penis look like?
什么？ What?
你的老二长什么样子？ What does your penis look like?
跟一般人差不多吧 Like a regular penis, I guess.
有割包皮吗？ Is it circumcised?
有 Yeah.
那你他妈的是犹太人 Then you're a fucking Jew!
你干嘛这样？ Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
他本来可能会是我男友 He was maybe gonna be my boyfriend.
听好了 小姑娘 Listen, young lady,
别带那白痴来家里吃安息日餐 you don't bring this idiot to Shabbat dinner here.
爸 他不信神 会演戏 Listen, Dad, he's an atheist, and an actor,
- 而且很有名 - 但他是犹太人 - and he's famous. - But he's Jewish.
他本来要带我走的 He was gonna take me out of here.
艾丝蒂 不准这样看我 Este, don't you even look at me.
不准这样看我 Don't you even look at me.
- 你老是看我 - 我没有 - You're always looking at me. - No.
- 我根本没开口 - 你在干嘛？ - I didn't even say anything. - What are you doing?
你在干嘛？你在想什么？ What are you doing? What are you thinking, huh?
"我是艾丝蒂 我为爸妈工作 我超完美 "I'm Este. I work for Mom and Dad. I'm perfect.
我做房地产经纪人哦 I'm a real estate agent.
艾拉娜生活一团乱 Alana doesn't have her life together.
艾拉娜经常带蠢男友回家" Alana brings home stupid boyfriends all the time."
- 我意思是… - 我就知道 - I mean... - I knew it.
我就知道你这么想 I knew that was what you were thinking.
你老是想个不停 你想啊 You're always thinking things, you thinker.
你想啊 想个够 You thinker! You think things!
别老是跟大家吵架 Gotta stop fighting with everyone all the time.
去死啦 丹妮叶 Oh, fuck off, Danielle.
杰克先生假发店
哈啰 宝贝 需要什么？ Hello, baby. How can I help you?
那是什么？ What is that?
那是水床 亲爱的 That is a bed made of water, sweetheart.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
盖瑞 Gary.
盖瑞 Gary,
进来仔细瞧瞧吧 won't you come in and take a closer look at it.
不会咬人的 It won't bite.
来吧 宝贝 Come on, baby.
很炫吧？ It's nice, isn't it?
躺躺看 Hop on.
感受一下 Groove on that.
售价多少？ How much does it cost?
69点95元 $69.95.
你喜欢吗？ Do you dig it?
中意吗？ Do you love it?
以后没有人会睡床垫了 Nobody's gonna sleep on mattresses anymore.
那过时了 小子 That's old hat, Jack.
只适合老古板 That's for squares.
你们卖了很多张吗？ Do you sell a lot of these?
没有 你是我的第一个顾客 No, you're my first customer.
这推出多久了？ How long has it been out?
没几天而已 Just a couple of days.
这是全新产品 It's modern edge.
不同凡响的睡眠梦幻科技 Out-there, sleep and dream technology.
液体奢华珍品 Liquid luxury for you.
你女友肯定会喜欢 You can impress your lady friend.
青少年园游会 好莱坞守护神剧院 Teen-Age Fair, Hollywood Palladium.
跟耶利哥 晶火 Rock with Jericho, Crystal Fire,
超脱等乐团一起摇滚 Nirvana, and others.
更大更好玩 青少年园游会 Bigger, more fun, the Teen-Age Fair.
4月2日周五 6点到午夜 Friday, April 2nd, 6:00 to midnight,
以及整个复活节长假 then every day through Easter.
简单得很 但是你绝不会… Easily, baby, but you'd never...
潮文化博览会 青少年园游会
他怎么会在楼上吃东西 What do you mean he's upstairs eating?
他要下来这里 He's gotta get down here.
叫他接电话 不然叫他下来 Get him on the phone, man, or get him down here.
- 来吧 各位 - 叫文斯 - Come on, boys. - Call Vince.
听我说 Now, I'm telling you,
青少年园游会还没开放进场 the Teen-Age Fair is not open, all right?
这里真不是盖的 God Almighty.
真不知道我为何老是来这里 I don't know why I come down here all the time,
真的不知道 I really don't.
你没在听我说话 You don't listen to me.
提姆 是桑尼和雪儿… Sonny and Cher, Tim. Sonny and Cher.
不 没有桑尼 Nope. No Sonny.
只有我在乎 Nobody cares but me.
还没开放进场 拜托别乱碰 We're not opening yet. Please don't touch
- 每一年… - the stuff, okay? - Every single year,
- …我们都会来 - 好 - we show up. - Okay.
- 还没开放进场 - 你是 - We're not open yet. - So you're
- 你真的是赫曼芒斯特？ - 可以帮我签名吗？ - the real Herman Munster? - Can I have your autograph?
我们还没开张 对 我是本尊 No, we're not open. Yes, I'm the real Herman Munster,
但是你们不能在这里 but you can't be here right now.
不可以过来 You can't go through here.
先走吧 Go on!
潮文化博览会
凯文 Kevin!
我有个绝佳点子 I got a really good idea.
好 Okay.
我带了我爸的烟斗 Um, I have my dad's pipe.
发大麻给顾客 So, we should give your customers some weed
有助于卖水床 to help sell waterbeds.
确实是好点子 Yeah, that is actually a good idea.
你能去车上拿灯吗？ Do you mind grabbing lights from the car?
- 没问题 - 谢谢 - Yeah, okay. - Thank you.
一群怪咖 Weird-ohs.
我看看… Let me see.
塔可迷你机车 Taco mini-bike.
紫外线灯 Black light.
快照亭 Photo booth.
好 来卖床吧 Okay. Let's sell some beds.
我的明星来了 There's my star. There's my star.
酷猫们 靠过来 Well, gather around, all you cool cats.
太奇妙了 Magical. Magical.
头放这里 脸朝那边 Head right here, facing that way.
很好 看那边 Lovely. Lovely. Look that way. Look that way.
手这样撑着 Arm like this. Arm like this.
谁想红？ Who wants to be famous?
- 嗨 盖瑞… - 猜猜有多少… - Hey, Gary. Gary. Hey. - Just guess the amount of...
我知道哪里弄得到迷幻药 I think I know where I can find some LSD.
你觉得会比大麻好吗？ Do you think that would be better than the weed?
不要 大麻就行了 No, no, no. Keep it with the grass, man.
- 大麻就行了 - 好 没问题 - Keep it with the grass. - All right. Okay, sounds good.
大麻就行了 Keep it with the grass.
你们去过海边吗？ Have you guys ever been to the ocean?
- 去过 干嘛？ - 当然有 - Yeah, why? - Sure.
还记得躺在水上的放松感吗？ You remember that relaxing feeling of just laying on the water?
躺在水上？ - Laying on the water? - Yeah.
有一张湿润牌水床 就能夜夜舒爽 Have that every night with a Soggy Bottom waterbed.
打起精神 琪琪 Keep the energy up, Kiki.
洛杉矶联合学区 The Los Angeles Unified School District,
全球最佳校区 the best district in the world.
各位观众 帕萨迪纳小姐 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Pasadena.
下一位是来自伯班克市中心的玛丽 Next up, from the heart of Burbank is Mary.
玛丽是伯班克小姐 Mary is Miss Burbank.
第三代主厨 Third generation chef.
外婆和母亲都爱下厨 Her grandmother and mother love to cook.
你好 美女 Hello, gorgeous.
你好 帅哥 Hello, handsome.
你常来吗？ Come here often?
没有 因为我不是青少年 No, 'cause I'm not a teenager.
我在帮朋友娇娇卖耳环 I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.
你的床湿润吗？辗转难眠吗？ Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?
既然你都说了… Well, now that you mention it...
有男友困扰？ Boyfriend trouble?
各位观众 Ladies and gentlemen,
众 掌声鼓励所有决赛选手 let's hear it for all of the finalists.
我没有男友 No boyfriend.
所以我没有困扰 So I don't really have trouble.
那很好 Well, that's good.
郑重介绍 Let me introduce you
继内置弹簧之后最了不起的睡眠发明 to the greatest invention in sleeping since the inner spring.
别忘了 我们在塔札纳有放映电影 And don't forget, we have the movies of Tarzana.
我看过这个 超赞的 I've seen these before. These are far out.
嗨 琪琪 Oh, hi, Kiki.
嗨 艾拉娜 你来干嘛？ Hey, Alana. What are you doing here?
找这位青春偶像 Seeing this little David Cassidy.
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
我为他工作 I'm working for him.
这样啊？ Is that so?
所以这套上面几个点？ So, how many dots is it?
天知道？应该没人数过吧 Who knows? I don't think they even counted.
喂 - Hey! - Whoa!
喂 Whoa. Whoa.
- 盖瑞 - 喂 怎么回事？ - Gary. - Hey! What's going on?
- 盖瑞 - 盖瑞 - Gary! - Gary!
警官？ Officers?
- 怎么了？ - 盖瑞 - What's going... - Gary!
警官 怎么回事？ What? Officer, what...
不要 盖瑞 No, Gary! No! No! Gary!
一定是搞错了 There must be a mistake.
盖瑞 你做了什么事？ - Gary! - Gary, what did you do?
- 警官 我做了什么事？- - 警官 他是无辜的 - Officer, what did I do? - Officers, he's innocent,
- 他是小孩 - 我保证 我是无辜的 - he's a kid. - I promise I'm innocent.
- 他有权利 - 警官 我做了什么？ - He has rights! - Officer, what did I do?
- 你警号多少？ - 警官 我做了什么？ - What are your badge numbers? - Officer, what did I do?
- 我要投诉你 - 我做了什么？ - I will be reporting you... - What did I do?
等我出去 立刻找警长投诉 ...to the chief of police immediately when I get outside.
他要去哪里？ Where's he going?
盖瑞 别担心 我会找到你的 Gary, don't worry.
别担心 我会找到你的 Don't worry. I'm gonna find you, okay?
别担心好吗？ Don't worry, okay?
187号警车 嫌犯身穿蓝衣 红棕色长发 187. Suspect is wearing a blue shirt,
嫌犯持有武器 非常危险 long red-brown hair. Suspect is armed and dangerous.
淦 Fuck.
让开 少年仔 Fuck off, teenagers!
187号警车 187.
嫌犯在藤街往南 左转到塞尔玛大道 Suspect headed south on Vine, turned left on Selma.
在阿盖尔路往南 Headed south on Argyle.
左转进入守护神剧院 Made a left into the Palladium.
嫌犯身穿蓝衣白裤 Suspect is wearing a blue shirt, white pants.
白人男性 16岁 红棕色长发 White male, aged 16, long red-brown hair.
嫌犯持有武器 非常危险 Suspect is armed and dangerous.
我不是16岁 我15岁 I'm not 16, I'm 15.
我生日是下个月 My birthday is not till next month.
你会坐牢 小子 You're going to jail, big boy.
你会因为杀人入狱 You're going to jail for murder.
祝你进大牢愉快 蠢蛋 Have fun in Attica, dickhead.
喂 是他吗？ Hey, that's him?
不是他 That's not him.
走吧 Come on.
出来啊 Come on.
出来 Come on!
你等什么？快出来 What are you waiting for? Come on.
盖瑞 出来啊 Gary Come on.
出来 Come on.
你干了什么好事？ What did you do?
你杀人吗？ Did you murder someone, huh?
你携带毒品吗？ What, do you have drugs on you?
盖瑞 你做了什么事？ What did you do, Gary?
你烟斗还在吗？ Do you still have the pipe?
不在 No, no...
被我扔了 No, I threw it out. I threw it out.
“湿润”听起来像拉屎在裤子上 Hey, "Soggy Bottom" sounds like someone shit their pants.
就是说嘛 I know, I know.
- 这名字不妙 - 对啊 - That's not good. - I know.
只有你们觉得好笑 That's only funny to you guys.
人们买床垫 But when someone wants to buy a bed,
不想联想到全是屎的纸尿裤 they don't wanna think about shitting or shitty diapers,
或大便在裤子上 or shit in pants.
床不只是用来睡觉 艾拉娜 Well, the bed's not just for sleeping, Alana.
如果不只用来睡觉 你大概想说可用来嘿咻 Well, if it's not just for sleeping, I think you mean it's for sex.
湿润不会让人有性趣 "Soggy Bottom" isn't making anyone hot or horny.
你不会吗？ It doesn't make you hot?
不会 No.
"最近大家都在谈论水床 对吗？ "Everybody's talking about waterbeds these days, right?
原因很合理 And, uh, it's with good reason,
因为自从发明内置弹簧以来 because the waterbed is the greatest thing
水床最伟大的睡眠用品" to happen to sleep since the invention of the inner spring."
好的 Okay.
"如果你在考虑买水床 "If you've been thinking about getting a waterbed now,
我们可以送货到府 you can have one delivered to your very door.
只要致电全球最大水床制造商… All you gotta do is call the world's largest manufacturer of waterbeds,
太平洋水床公司 Pacific Waterbeds.
他们代理胖尼特大双人水床" They present Fat Bernie's king-size waterbeds."
我喜欢这名字 没错 I love the name. Yeah.
"只要39点95元 就能买到 价值百元的特大双人水床 "Six foot by seven foot waterbed, you got a $100 value for only $39.95.
马上行动 花39点95元 Thirty-nine dollars and 95 cents for your very own
买到胖尼特大双人水床 king-size Fat Bernie waterbed if you act now.
立刻拨打451- 3631订购胖尼水床送到家 Call 451-3631 and have a Fat Bernie Waterbed
货到付款 delivered COD right to your very door.
如不满意 保证十天退款 With a 10-day money-back guarantee if you're not satisfied.
你的另一半会爱死你" Your loved one will love you for it."
不论对方是男是女 两个或三个… Well, whomever he or she may be, or maybe you have two or three,
要是你想跟人告白 or, uh, maybe you wanna tell somebody that you love them,
不确定该怎么做 you're not exactly sure how you're gonna do it,
就送对方胖尼特大双人水床表达心意 you can tell them with a king-size Fat Bernie waterbed.
你甚至会因此爱死自己 Now, you'll even love yourself for it.
搞不好你只想 Maybe all you wanna do is just
躺在自己的特大双人水床上 ensconce yourself in your own king-size waterbed
身边没有人烦你 with nobody around to bother you.
真的自恋到不行 对吧？ That is some real narcissism, okay?
这里是帕萨迪纳南加州电台 接着播放门户合唱团的歌曲 It's KPPC Pasadena, we've got The Doors coming up next.
你说得对 向来都对 You're right. You're always right.
南加州电台 调频106点7
胖尼 如何效劳？ Fat Bernie's, how may I help you?
- 太好了 - 靠 - Oh, great. - Shit. Shit.
太平洋水床代理胖尼水床 Pacific Waterbeds presents Fat Bernie's Waterbeds.
如何效劳？ How may I help you?
胖尼
- 你好 金 - 嗨 - Hiya, Gene. - Hi.
- 今天要送什么？- 嗨 金 - What do you got today? - Hi, Gene.
- 哈啰 - 就几个箱子 - Hello. - Just some boxes.
好 Okay.
死小孩 Assholes!
接手 Take it.
20 25 30 只有30块 Twenty, 25, 30. Just 30.
- 我有400 - 400 I got 400. 400.
- 150 - 我有400 - 150. - I have 400,
然后你有… and then you have...
等等 五块呢？ Wait a sec. What were the five?
这边50 Fifty here.
5 10 15 30 好了 Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. All right.
- 30 - 有21块 - 30. - There's 21.
这里有21块 Twenty-one's there.
零钱有多少？ And then how much was the change?
应该有19块 Wait, I think there might have been 19 there.
刚开张进帐不算好 Not that good of a start.
不是 有21块 No, we have 21.
没有啊 只有19块 No, we only had 19.
"胖尼…" "Fat Bernie's..."
底部字很小 It's small on the bottom.
"胖尼"提太多次了 Too many "Fat Bernie's."
对 但可以写小一点 没关系 Yeah, but it can be small. That's fine.
然后… And then...
试试看… Let's try...
用离子喷雾器喷撒样品 To radiate the specimen with your ionization nebulizer.
现在回船上 Now, back to the ship.
你是左撇子？ Are you left-handed?
对 你不知道吗？ Yeah. You didn't know that?
不知道 No.
我以前没认识过左撇子的人 I've never met anyone left-handed before.
是喔？ Really?
胖尼
盖瑞 Gary!
- 他来了 - 杰瑞 - There he is. - Jerry.
真高兴见到你 Good to see you. How you doing?
你好吗？真高兴见到你 朋友 - Good to see you, my friend. - Good to see you.
- 好 - 嗨 美绪子 - All right. - Hi, Mioko.
不是 美绪子走了 No, no, no. Mioko is gone.
这是我的新太太纪美子 This is my new wife, Kimiko.
- 嗨 纪美子 - 美若天仙 - Hi, Kimiko. - Pretty as a picture.
这位美女是谁？ Who's this pretty thing?
这是我女友艾拉娜 Uh, this is my lady friend, Alana.
- 幸会 艾拉娜 - 我是生意伙伴 - How do you do, Alana? - Business partner.
幸会 A pleasure.
很高兴认识你们 Nice to meet you.
杰瑞 我顺道过来 Jerry, I want to talk to you about this,
- 想谈这件事 - 等等 - by the way. - Hold up, hold up.
正式一点 先坐下来 Let's do it right. Let's sit down
喝点东西吧 好吗？ and have something to drink first, okay?
- 太棒了 - 你们先入座 - Sounds great. - After you.
谢谢 杰瑞 Thank you, Jerry.
胖尼 水床 懒人沙发
盖瑞 我爱你 愿意为你赴汤蹈火 Oh, Gary, I love you, and I wanna do anything for you.
但这跟我的餐厅不太搭 But I just don't really think these fit in my restaurant.
我们是日式 We're Japanese,
水床生意很美式 and this waterbed business is strictly American.
纪美子 Uh, Kimiko,
你看这水床怎么样？ what you think of this waterbed?
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
她说什么？ What did she just say?
很难说 我也不懂日语 It's hard to tell, I don't speak Japanese.
盖瑞 我很想帮忙 Gary, I wanna help,
只要别把这里贴得到处都是 我都可以帮你 but can I help without putting these out inside everywhere?
嗨 艾拉娜 Oh, hey, Alana.
嗨 菲丝比 Hey, Frisbee.
你在这里上班？ You work here?
我也不愿意 你来干嘛？ Unfortunately. What are you doing?
帮我朋友谈水床生意 Helping my friend with his waterbed business.
- 盖瑞吗？ - 对 你认识他？ - Gary? - Yeah. You know him?
对 我很爱那小子 Yeah, I love that kid.
你爱他？ - You love him? - Uh-huh.
你怎么会认识他？ How do you know him?
他常常来 他是杰瑞的朋友 He's in here all the time. He's a friend of Jerry's.
对 Yeah.
他是个可爱的小色鬼 He's cute for a little hustler.
他也很聪明 很会做生意 He's also really smart and a good businessman.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
你还在小脚趾照相馆上班吗？ Hey, you still work at Tiny Toes?
没有了 我现在是盖瑞的合伙人 No, I'm partners with Gary now.
那个"手撸男"啊 Oh, the "Hand Man."
他有叫你帮他打手枪吗？ Did he try and get a hand job from you?
有 动不动就问我 Yeah, he's asking all the time.
很好 我就交棒给你了 Good. I'll pass the baton off to you.
好 回头见 菲丝比 Okay, I'll see you later, Frisbee.
好 帮我问候你两个姐妹 Okay. Say hi to your sisters for me.
我可以描述触感 像一张柔韧 徐缓 I could describe the sensation as a soft, spongy, slow-motion trampoline
弹性不太好的弹跳床 without the great bounce.
性感一点 Sexier.
再性感一点 Sexier. Make it sexier.
可是没有… But there's no...
- 闭嘴 - 我不能… - Shut up. - I can't...
有没有展示品可以试躺？ There's no floor model for me to try?
没有 但是你可以先买床 No, but you can get the bed
不喜欢的话 就办理退货手续 and if you don't like it, we can do a money-back guarantee.
你要性感一点 Alana, you have to be sexier
- 否则他不会买 - 我想 - or he's not gonna buy it. - I think I just wanna
我想再考虑一下 有需要再联络你 think about it for a while, then maybe I'll give you a call back.
别让他挂电话 Don't let him get off the phone.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
泰德 Uh, Ted.
泰德 Ted.
对 Yes.
泰德 我好爱这名字 Oh, Ted, I love that name.
好喔 Okay...
我叫艾拉娜 My name's Alana.
嗨 艾拉娜 Hi, Alana.
我可以去你家帮你安装水床吗？ Can I come and install the bed for you?
什么？ What?
我为你示范怎么使用那张床 I'd lay it down and show you how it works.
水床动起来很像海水 It moves in a similar way to the ocean...
里面湿湿的 wet inside.
要花点时间适应 但只要习惯了 泰德… And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted,
我想你就不会有问题了 I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions.
你成功把水床卖给我了 艾拉娜 Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana.
说吧 何时能送床到我家？ Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?
哎呀 真猴急 Oh, well. Eager.
我得等到下班吧 I have to wait until my work is done.
是吗？ Oh, yeah?
我老板是个臭老头 逼我做个不停 Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day.
你跟胖尼说你有事要先走 Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?
胖尼很坏 泰德 Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.
听起来就是 Sounds like it.
他都不让我出去 He keeps me locked up inside.
不过跟你说 泰德 But you know what, Ted?
说什么？ What's that?
我知道你会爱死我们的水床 I know you're gonna love our wet beds.
- 知道赠品是什么吗？ - 是什么？ - You know what they come with? - What's that?
木制床头板 A wood headboard.
那块木板会硬挺地靠在墙上 And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall.
听起来很棒 That sounds great.
我们没有床头板 We don't have wood headboards.
我帮你转给我同事寇克 I'm gonna hand you off to my associate, Kirk,
他会记下你的送货资讯 and he's gonna take down all your information,
我之后会去你家 泰德 and I will be at your place later, Ted.
多谢你致电胖尼 祝今天愉快 Thank you for calling Fat Bernie's. Have a nice day.
你在干嘛？我们现在没有床 What are you doing? We don't have beds.
那就快点进货 Well, we better get some,
因为水装在塑胶袋中是水球 because water in a plastic bag is a water balloon.
加个架子就变床了 With a frame, it's a bed.
我们去北丘伐木厂 Let's just go to Northridge Lumber,
- 有上好的… - 我写好剧本 是你乱扯一堆 - they have real good... - I wrote good dialogue. You're improvising too much.
是你叫我性感一点 You told me to make it more sexy.
我是叫你性感一点 I told you to make it more sexy, I didn't tell you,
我没叫你去他家睡他的床 "Go over to the guy's house and get in his bed."
我说过我演技很好 盖瑞 我说过了 I told you I'm a good actress, Gary. I told you.
别叫我性感一点 Don't tell me to make it more sexy, man.
要我更性感 我会让对方精虫冲脑 If you want it more sexy, I'll make it fucking horny.
我们有自己的…梦想和想法 We just have our own dreams and ideas.
那我们就… And so we'll just...
说会就是了 她问什么都说会 So, just say yes. To whatever she asks you, just say yes.
例如 她问你会唱歌吗？就说会 Let's say, if she asks you if you can sing, say yes.
问你会不会跳舞 就说会 If she asks if you can dance, say yes.
我本来就会唱歌跳舞 I can sing, and I can dance.
这我当然知道 No, I know. I know. I know.
我只是说 万一她问到… I'm just saying that if she asks you
你可能不会的事情 if you can do something that you might not know how to do,
说会好了 just say yes.
因为可以拿到角色后 Because you can always learn how to do something
再去学 once you get the part.
不管她问什么都说会 So just say yes to whatever she asks.
问什么都说会 Whatever she asks, just say yes.
- 一律说会 - 行了 我知道了 - Just say yes, just say yes... - Okay, I got it.
好的 Okay.
- 嗨 珍妮丝 - 嗨 盖瑞 - Hi, Janice. - Hi, Gary.
- 玛丽 - 亲爱的 - Mary. - Oh, darling.
盖瑞说你在俗女村 So, Gary tells me that you've been studying
长期跟米尔顿法莫学演戏 at Everywoman's Village with Milton Farmer.
是的 Yes.
我很欣赏他调教的年轻演员 I love his work with young actors.
真的化腐朽为神奇 He is a miracle worker.
你的笑容很温暖 You have a warm smile,
可以征服人心 which is very powerful.
你有个很道地的犹太大鼻子 And you have a very Jewish nose,
现在流行了起来 which is becoming very fashionable.
我有越来越多工作 I am getting a lot more requests
指定要犹太女生 for Jewish girls.
真的吗？太好了 Really? That's great.
不行 No.
向黛妲问好 Love to Tatum.
你运动吗？ Are you athletic?
你体格好像很结实 You seem to have a very firm body.
会 Yes.
你会骑马吗？ Do you know how to horseback ride?
会 Yes.
你会击剑吗？ Uh, do you know how to do fencing?
我会击剑 Yes, I can fence.
- 打篮球？ - 会 - Basketball? - Yes.
- 棒球呢？ - 会 - Baseball? - Yes.
- 足球？ - 会 - Soccer? - Yes.
有其他我该知道的运动 或特殊技能吗？ Any other sports or special skills that I should know about?
我学过克拉夫玛迦 I studied Krav Maga.
我不知道那什么鬼 什么是"克夫马杀鸡"？ Well, I don't know what that is. What is "Quick Draw McGraw"?
是以色列格斗术 搏斗时用的 It's martial arts from Israel. It's used in combat.
我爸当过以色列陆军 我们家都会 My dad was in the Israeli Army. We all know it.
算是一种空手道吗？ So it's a form of karate, let's say?
更像是拿笔把人眼挖出来 It's more like, "How to use a pen to stab someone's eye out."
你是个他妈的斗士 对吧？ You're a goddamn fucking fighter, aren't you?
我喜欢 I like that.
我看得出来 I can see that.
你打扮得漂漂亮亮来见我 You come here trying to be all pretty for me,
但其实你让我想起… but really, you remind me...
一种狗 of a dog.
英国斗牛犬 Of an English pit bull dog...
充满性魅力… with sex appeal...
还有… and...
一个道地的犹太大鼻子 a very Jewish nose.
你还会什么语言？ Do you know any other languages?
除了英语 Besides English?
希伯来语 Hebrew.
- 那不算 - 不好意思 - Besides Hebrew. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
西班牙语 Um... Spanish...
哦 Oh.
法语 French...
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
拉丁语 Latin...
还有葡萄牙语 And Portuguese.
好得很 Bueno.
超有才 Fantastico.
你愿意上空演出吗？ Would you be willing to work topless?
愿意 Yes.
不愿意 No.
不愿意脱会失去工作机会 You will lose out on work if you're not willing to do nudity.
你愿意在电影中露点 却不想跟我亲热？ So you'd be naked in a movie, but you wouldn't make out with me?
你让全世界看你胸部 却不让我看？ You'd show the whole world your boobs, but I'm not allowed to see?
是你叫我什么都说好 You told me to say yes to everything, remember?
这题我叫你拒绝 艾拉娜 I told you to say no to that, Alana.
我不知道怎么说啊 Well, I didn't know what to say.
拒绝啊 Say "no!"
只要能得到角色 我愿意裸体上阵 I would get naked in a movie if it gave me the part.
常常有女演员在电影中裸露 Actresses get naked in movies all the time.
盖瑞 有什么不好？ What's wrong with that, Gary?
因为这年头的电影 Because there's too much nudity
- 裸露太多了 - 拜托 - in pictures right now. - Oh, come on.
你是我朋友 我们是朋友 艾拉娜 And you're my friend. We're friends, Alana.
你宁愿在电影中裸露 And you'd do it in a movie,
露点演出却不肯让我看 you'd show your boobs in a movie but you wouldn't show them to me!
你怎么不叫同龄女生让你看胸部？ Why won't you ask someone your age to see their boobs?
因为我问的是你 Because I'm asking you!
你真的想看我胸部吗？ Do you really wanna see my boobs?
对 Yes.
- 葛瑞格人呢？ - 他在他房间 - Where's Greg? - He's in his room.
我可以摸吗？ Can I touch them?
不可以 No.
你说出去 我就再也不跟你说话了 If you ever say anything to anyone, I'm never speaking to you ever again.
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
你觉得我常跟盖瑞那群人混很怪吗？ Do you think it's weird I hang out with Gary and his friends all the time?
不会 No.
我觉得很怪 I think it's weird.
全看你怎么想 It is whatever you think it is.
我觉得很怪 我老是跟盖瑞 I think it's weird that I hang out with Gary
和他那群15岁朋友一起混 and his 15-year-old friends all the time.
地球有限公司公共服务 A public service from Earth Limited.
胖尼 盛大开幕
水床 懒人沙发
你开心吗？ Are you happy?
我很开心 你呢？ Yes, I'm happy. Are you happy?
你开心我就开心 If you're happy, I'm happy.
我当然开心了 Of course, I'm happy!
你好漂亮 You look so great.
真的吗？ Really?
哇 Wow.
想大喊 The best kind of vinyl.
"看到陆地了…" Like, "Land-ho..."
标示有写 as it says on the sign.
那边写"看到陆地了" It says "Land ho!" right there.
- 可以搭着漂走 - 内河船 - You can float away on it. - Riverboat.
对背部和颈部很好 Great for your back and your neck.
可以坐船漂走 And you could just float away on a boat.
背部这里或这里 Right on your back, or right here.
阿拉伯乙烯 And Arabian vinyl
- 是顶级乙烯 - 最好的一种 - is the best kind of vinyl. - It's the best kind.
绝不漏水 我们测试过 Nothing will puncture. We tested it.
我们做过很多测试 We tested it under, like,
通过各种最严苛的条件 the worst conditions.
这张是"大尼" This is our "Big Bernie."
- 这是"深度睡垫" - 是吗？ - It's the "Serious Sleeper." - That right? Mmm-hmm.
"其他品牌争相模仿的经典设计" Um... "It's the classic design copied by all the others."
你们冷静点 Guys, calm down.
不要在床上扭打 Don't wrestle on the bed, okay?
我知道她喜欢懒人沙发 但你需要大尼 I know she likes the bean bag, but you need the Big Bernie.
迪安娜 Deanna.
你才住手 闭嘴 You stop! Shut up!
苏波莫伦兹 Sue Pomerantz.
盖瑞瓦伦丁 Gary Valentine.
这款是"天方夜谭" This is our "Arabian Night,"
是我们最高端的产品 百分之百阿拉伯乙烯制造 our highest-end model, and also made from 100% Arabian vinyl.
这是胖尼个人的加大双人床垫 This is Fat Bernie's personal king-size mattress.
有加热器 床头板 侧烟灰缸 He has the heater, the headboard, the side ashtrays,
和台灯 - and the lamp fixtures. - Hmm.
要是胖尼在水床上抽烟睡着 And what happens if Fat Bernie falls asleep
会怎样？ while he's smoking in his waterbed?
问得好 That is a great question.
其实水温很低 香烟烧不破 Actually, the water is too cold to allow the cigarette to burn through.
很聪明的设计 - Oh, that's smart. - Uh-huh.
所以床很冷？ So, it's cold?
夏天凉爽 而且冬天不冷 Well, in the summer, it is, and in the winter, it isn't.
我带你看这款"看到陆地之内河船" Let me take you over here, "Land Ho, The Riverboat,"
也是阿拉伯乙烯做的 made with, also, Arabian vinyl.
嗨 欢迎光临胖尼 Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's.
别忘了坐坐看懒人沙发 Don't forget to sit in the bean bag chair.
胖尼水床 懒人沙发 Fat Bernie's waterbeds, bean bag chairs.
嗨 欢迎光临胖尼 Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's.
嗨 Hi.
欢迎光临 Welcome to Fat Bernie's.
这些经过专业塑胶认证 These are UL approved.
他们说床能怎样 就能怎样 And if they say you can do it, you can do it.
嗨 盖瑞 这是谁？ Hi. And who is this, Gary?
盖瑞 嗨 我是经理 Gary. Hi. I'm the manager here.
我是艾拉娜 - I'm Alana. - Mmm.
艾拉娜 苏 互相认识一下 Alana, Sue. Sue, Alana.
- 嗨 - 哈啰 - Hi. - Hello,
幸会 it's nice to meet you.
盖瑞 可以到旁边谈一下吗？ Hey, Gary, can I steal you for a second?
我想知道你要怎么下订单 I just wanna see how you want these orders written out.
我待会就去 I'll be right there.
我要马上知道 Well, I really need to know soon,
因为我要内容正确无误 because I really want the paperwork to be correct.
刚开幕就出错不太好 对吧？ We don't wanna get it wrong on the first day, do we?
我待会过去 I'll be right there.
都没事吧？ Is everything okay?
当然没事 Yes, of course.
那是你女友吗？ Is that your girlfriend?
不是我女友 No, that is not my girlfriend.
她像我女友吗？ Does it seem like she's my girlfriend?
有点像 Kind of.
不是 我是说… No. I mean...
她是我的员工 No. She works for me.
她当过我的保姆 She used to be my babysitter.
咱们来这边 我们看一下这里 Now, I'm gonna take you over here. This is the...
我磕嗨了 I'm so high.
寇克让我好磕嗨了 Kirk got me stoned.
好… Okay...
我好开心 盖瑞 I'm very happy, Gary.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
我们一起办到了 对吧？ We did this together, didn't we?
- 是啊 - 我们成功了 - Uh-huh. We did. Okay. - We did it.
你开心吗？ Are you happy?
天方夜谭 异国极品睡垫
淦 Oh, shit.
喂 回来啊 妹子 Hey, come back, toots.
周日电影夜 Sunday Night Movie
隆重推出留名影史的 presents some of the most outstanding feature films
多部经典电影长片 in motion picture history.
等一下 搞屁喔？ Excuse me. What the fuck?
艾拉娜 Alana.
彩虹 我觉得你充满神秘感 You know, Rainbow, you're a complete mystery to me.
我一点都不了解你 I don't know a word about you.
我不认识你的朋友 不知道你是不是孤儿… I don't know who your friends are, if you've got parents...
艾拉娜 Alana!
有没有惹上麻烦 ...if you're in some kind of trouble...
你可以向我倾诉的 You can tell me, you know.
没什么神秘之处 法兰基 There's no mystery here, Frankie.
我来自宾州交际区 I come from Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
什么调侃我都听过 I know, I've heard all the jokes.
我没笑你 I didn't say a word.
还有更瞎的 It gets better.
要经过"忠诚区" You have to pass through "Faithful"
才会到交际区 to get there.
这种出身肯定不好受 That must be quite some cross to bear.
我父母双亡 My parents are dead.
他们五年前死于车祸 They were killed in an automobile accident five years ago.
他们都是好人 They were nice people.
交际区的生活其实很平淡 Nothing really happens in Intercourse, you know.
高中一毕业 So as soon as I graduated high school,
我就带着行李和吉他来到加州 I grabbed my bag and my guitar, and I came to California.
卡 And, cut-a-rooski.
- 非常好 - 谢谢你 艾拉娜 - That was wonderful. - Thank you, Alana.
这上面说你会骑马 This says you know how to ride a horse.
是的 Yes.
你还会说葡萄牙语 And you speak Portuguese.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
彩虹喜欢骑马射箭 Rainbow loves horses and archery.
我们在构思一条副线 That's a subplot we've been developing.
我们要确认这些事 We would wanna make sure that actresses under consideration
难不倒候选演员 are capable of doing these things.
对 我都会 Yes, I can do both.
谢谢 艾拉娜 多谢你来一趟 Thank you, Alana. Thank you for coming.
我觉得我跟彩虹共度了十分钟 I feel like I've been with Rainbow for 10 minutes,
对不对 杰克？ don't you, Jack?
一点也没错 Absolutely.
多谢赞美 荷顿先生 Thank you, Mr. Holden.
跟你说… You know...
你让我想到葛丽丝 you remind me of Grace.
葛丽丝凯莉吗？ Kelly?
鸡尾餐厅
荷顿先生 Mr. Holden,
要再一杯马丁尼吗？ another martini, sir?
好 有劳 Yes, please.
再一杯？ Another?
好 Sure.
- 来三杯 - 好的 - Make it three. - Okay.
我以前没喝过马丁尼 I've never had a martini before.
很好喝 They're good.
丛林 The jungle.
那是我最能做自己的地方 That's where I'm most myself.
不是这座丛林 Not this jungle.
非洲 Africa.
了解 非洲 Oh. Yes, Africa.
我目睹两个黑人好友在刚果被斩首 I saw two of my best Black friends beheaded in the Congo.
我会告诉你我从没跟人说过的细节 I'll tell you intimacies I've shared with no one.
别问我吉隆坡的事就好 But don't ask me about Kuala Lumpur.
这是台词… Is this lines
还是真心话？ or is this real?
你真是个娇弱尤物 You're such a delicate creature.
你就是彩虹 You are Rainbow.
我是犹太人 I'm Jewish.
有什么好笑的？ What's funny?
是真的 It's true.
那是该死的雷克斯布劳吗？ Is that Rex damn Blau?
谁说布劳？ Who said Blau?
在这里 布劳 Right over here. Blau!
杰克 Jack!
等着见识 Wait till you meet
这号人物 this character.
他妈的杰克荷顿 见鬼了 Jack goddamn Holden. Bang.
你这地狱的兔崽子 滚过来 You son of a bitch from hell, get over here.
你这闪亮 有出息 You shiny, golden,
高大 廉价的混蛋 tall, inexpensive prick.
- 妈啊 - 见到你超爽 - My goodness. - It's so good to see you.
要死了 There is God's...
随便想六个数字 我都猜得到 Think of any six numbers, I can guess them.
- 好 - 我猜得出来 真的 - Okay. - I can guess them. All right.
- 好 - 你想的是… - Okay. - You're thinking
六 三 四 五 six, three, four, five.
- 嗨 - 亨利 - Hey. - Henri!
- 总是很高兴见到你 - 真高兴见到你 - Always happy to see you. - Good to see you.
- 我也是 - 你要用餐吗？ - Good to see you as well. - Yeah, are you staying?
我非常好 对 当然要用餐 I'm great, yes. Of course.
今晚可以让你外带 Hey. We can always do take-out tonight.
他环视四周 - He looks around. - No way.
胡子拉碴 脏兮兮的 He's all scruffy.
真有意思的情节发展 亨利 Interesting development to the plot, Henri.
别惹麻烦 拜托 Well, let's not have any trouble, please.
我不会惹麻烦 No trouble, no trouble.
这是鸡尾餐厅 我的爱店 This is Tail o' the Cock, this is my place.
我要留下来 Yes, I'm staying.
四人座 38号桌？ It's a table for four, please. Table 38?
今晚换张桌子吧 Well, tonight you might want a different table.
- 你说呢？ - 38号桌 亨利 - What do you think? - Table 38, Henri.
可以直接看到对方 With direct sight lines.
直接看到对方吗？好 Direct sight lines, huh? Okay.
不 Oh, no.
铁路上都是汽油 Full of gas on the railroad.
我想说的是… Now, you know what I'd like to say...
你见过他骑重机吗？ Have you ever seen him on a bike?
我看到车在狂飙 I see it spin.
很好 Good.
我知道你明白我很清楚 I know you know I knew
- 也知道我一清二楚 - 没错 - and know I do. - No. Yeah, well...
我很有耐心 我是个有耐心的人 I'm patient. I'm a patient man.
你是才怪 The hell you are.
有种神圣的感觉 There is this kind of a biblical feeling...
但又不是 Yeah, but... It's just not.
有人会过来服务 Someone will be right over.
- 谢谢 亨利 - 谢谢你 - Thank you, Henri. - Thank you.
看啊 你要看他秀一下 Watch, you gotta watch him.
超帅 Oh, yeah.
不 免谈啦 Oh, no. Whatever it isn't.
杰克… Jack,
你知道我停车场停了什么吗？ you know what I got out there in the parking lot right now?
别说了 - Right on. - Mmm.
重型机车 650cc.
做梦 你心机很重 No, no. You mischievous man.
全配的沙漠雪橇在外面等你 杰克 A full desert sled. It's out there for you, Jack.
专为你打造的 It's built for you.
- 我看到车在狂飙 - 在狂飙 - I'm seeing it spin now. - It's spinning.
我知道它在狂飙 而且会飙回来 I know it's spinning, and it's gotta spin back.
来嘛 你明明很想骑 Come on, you know you want it.
- 我不想 - 你知道你需要 - No. - You know you need it.
对 你需要 Oh, yeah, you do.
是吗？ - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, you bet.
盖瑞 我看见艾拉娜了 Gary, Gary, Gary, I see Alana.
寇克 全神贯注 Kirk, assassin's focus.
咬紧牙关 握紧武器 Gritted teeth and fixed bayonets.
- 阿曼德 - 好 - Armand! - Okay. Bastard.
你们在说什么？ What are you guys talking about?
混蛋 Bastard.
我们在做什么？ What are we doing?
雷克斯先生 要什么？ Yes, Mr. Rex?
阿曼德 我要三张吧台的扶手椅 Armand, I need three wing-back chairs from the bar,
一瓶永清酒 I need a bottle of Everclear,
去厨房拿大量奶油 I need plenty of grease from the kitchen.
然后去沙坑的八号洞跟我会合 And I want you to meet me on the eighth hole
马上去 快点 by the sand trap, dos minutos. Pronto.
快点 Apurarse.
别浪费时间 We're burning daylight!
我要去做准备 待会见 I gotta do some prep. I'll see you kids later.
你看过《无暇求荣》吗？ Did you see No Time for Honor?
- 杰克荷顿演的？ - 对 - With Jack Holden? - Yeah.
你们要点马丁尼吗？ Do you guys wanna order martinis?
我可以帮我们点 I can get us martinis.
我现在就点四杯 I'll get us four martinis right now.
"那些桥横跨在两个目标间的窄缝 "The Bridges span a narrow gap between two targets.
是全朝鲜最重要的目标 They're the most important targets in all of Korea.
因此戒备森严 Consequently, they're fortified accordingly.
目标在我们下方仅半分钟距离 Although we're only over the targets 30 seconds,
感觉像一辈子那么长" it's a lifetime."
我们要去朝鲜吗？ We're going to Korea?
我不懂 I don't understand.
但是我很性感 对吧？ But I'm sexy, right?
"想像得到的各式枪械 "Every gun imaginable
都藏在那些山腰上 is hidden in those mountainsides.
拿枪的那些人 And the men behind the guns..."
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
他们知道我们从何而来 "They know where we're coming from
要飞向哪里 and where we're headed.
我们从他们之间飞过去 We're gonna fly right between them.
我们低空直飞 We're gonna fly low and straight
全在他们意料之中 with no element of surprise.
他们在那里好整以暇 And they're just sitting there
等着我们 waiting for us,
希望我们到来 hoping we'll come.
那些就是独孤山之桥 南西" Those are the Bridges of Toko-San, Nancy."
各位嘉宾 Ladies and gentlemen,
在座的好男好女 good people of The Cock,
请暂停用餐 put that dinner down.
沙拉待会再吃 That salad can wait.
牛排就放到冷掉吧 Let that steak get cold.
因为今晚在场有位无须多做介绍的人 'Cause tonight, we have a man who needs no introduction, really.
他是杰克荷顿先生 His name is Mr. Jack Holden.
没错 That's right.
如果你看过他的电影 And if you've seen his pictures,
那你就知道在每部片中 then you know that every goddamn one of them
都会让杰克骑摩托 has got Jack riding a motorcycle,
好像没别的交通工具似的 as if it's the only way to travel.
不论他在丛林 还是在马尼拉 Whether he's in the jungle, or he's in Manila,
或是巴黎 or he's in Paris,
或是在里约热内卢 or if he's in Rio de Janeiro.
沙漠中叫不到计程车 They don't have taxis in the desert.
谢谢你 杰克 Thank you, Jack.
现场各位 And for those of you
可能看过一部电影 who perhaps may have seen a little film called,
叫《独孤山之桥》 The Bridges of Toko-San...
好耶 Yeah.
寇克 Kirk.
杰克 Jack
和美丽的葛丽丝凯莉 and the beautiful Grace Kelly.
今晚算你们走运 因为今晚… Well, tonight, you're lucky, 'cause tonight,
我们把独孤山带到恩西诺了 we bring Toko-San right here to Encino.
没错 That's right. That's right.
谢谢大家 Thank you. Thank you.
请起立 跟着我去八号洞 On your feet now, follow me to the eighth hole.
出发 Here we go.
你可以扮演葛丽丝吗？ Would you mind to play Grace?
杰克 我不会骑摩托 Jack, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle.
抓紧就行了 You just have to hold on tight.
那就走吧 Let's ride.
这才是我的彩虹 彩虹会骑摩托 That's my Rainbow. Rainbow rides.
火马上点起来 Fire up those torches! Now!
大家等等 排成一列 Hold on, people. Single file.
排成一列 这就对了 Single file. There we go.
好 沿着坡道走 Okay. Right along the ridge. Right along the ridge.
多谢各位 Thank you, good people.
好 阿曼德 Okay, Armand,
帮我处理群众？ will you handle that crowd for me?
好的 Okay.
好的 各位 火再旺一点 All right, people. I need some more flame.
更多火 More flame.
天啊 God.
今晚超适合表演飞车特技 It's a great night for a jump.
难以置信 I can't believe it!
他一定会表演 He came here. He's definitely gonna do it.
我等不及了 I can't wait to see this shit.
他要开始了 Oh, he's gonna do it.
好的 All right.
片场安静 Can I have some quiet on the set?
收音 Roll sound.
开A机 Roll camera A.
开B机 Roll camera B.
好 打板 Okay. Mark it.
开拍 杰克 Action, Jack.
你还记得我的真名吗？ Do you even remember what my real name is?
噢 Whoa.
油门踩下去 加油啊 Keep your gas. Attaboy. Attaboy.
他飙超猛 Looks like he's coming in hot.
我来了 南西 I'm coming, Nancy!
赞啦 Yeah!
我弄坏丹妮叶的吉他 I fucked up Danielle's guitar.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
我弄坏丹妮叶的吉他了 I fucked up Danielle's guitar.
天啊 Oh, man.
我没事 I'm all right!
独孤山… Toko-San! Toko-San!
独孤山… Toko-San! Toko-San! Toko-San! Toko-San!
他需要喝一杯 This man needs a drink!
- 回鸡尾餐厅 - 回鸡尾餐厅 - To the Cock! - To the Cock!
独孤山… Toko-San! Toko-San!
独孤山… Toko-San!
独孤山… Toko-San! Toko-San!
阿拉伯世界的石油制造国 ...decided to use their oil as a political weapon.
决定把石油当成政治武器 They will reduce oil production
每月石油将减产百分之五 by 5% a month
直到以色列撤出占领地 until the Israelis withdraw from occupied territory.
如果阿拉伯等国坚守誓言 If the Arab countries keep that pledge,
一年会降低 it would reduce their production
近五成产量 by almost 50% in one year.
两部性爱强片 好莱坞真人真事
根据高层透露 According to some of our leaders,
持续实施阿拉伯汽油禁运 as the Arab oil embargo continues,
《深喉咙》
情况将更加恶化 the situation will become increasingly worse
可能得被迫采取汽油配给计划 and we may be forced into a gas rationing program.
瑞典换妻俱乐部 仅限成人
汽油急缺 The immediate shortage
将影响我们每个人的生活 will affect the lives of each and every one of us.
工厂 汽车 住家 公司 In our factories, our cars, our homes, our offices,
我们都将经历 we will have to use less fuel
严重的燃料短缺危机 than we are accustomed to using.
燃油危机也不一定意味着 The fuel crisis need not mean...
你知道有石油禁运令吗？ Did you know there was an oil embargo?
需要大家做出一定的牺牲 ...require some sacrifice by all.
等等 什么？ Wait, what?
你有没有搞清楚状况？ Do you understand any of this?
这种塞车景象 Major tie-ups like these
在洛杉矶变得司空见惯 are becoming more frequent in Los Angeles.
你的汽油 - Will your gas supplies... - Huh?
可以撑很久吗？ ...hold out very long?
水床原料是乙烯 The beds are made from vinyl, Gary.
乙烯原料是石油 Vinyl is made from oil.
你知道这意味着什么吗 Do you have any idea what that means?
是吗？ It is?
废话 不然用什么做的？ Fucking duh. What did you think it was made out of?
- 金子吗？ - 我不晓得 - Gold? - I don't know.
我以为是… I thought it was, um...
- 什么？凭空出现吗？ - 我以为是… - What? Magic? - I thought it was...
类似科技布料 Like a scientific fabric.
我以为是橡胶 I thought it was like a rubber.
那也是石油做的 智障 Which is also made out of oil, dipshit.
我要等到手头有点钱才去加油 Filled up. Have to wait till I got some money to get it filled up.
昨晚回家时 I tried to pump gas
我去加油 on the way home last night
我加很少 and had a little success.
我当时钱不多 What little money I had on me,
只加了几块钱 但是我担心周末怎么办 I got a couple of dollars' worth, but, I'm afraid for the weekend.
世界末日了 葛瑞格 It's the end of the world, Greggo.
信号汽油 无铅汽油 40点9 44点9元
没汽油了 租脚踏车吧
你们好 Hey, fellas.
哈啰 Hello.
谁是负责人？你吗？你是负责人吗？ Which one is in charge? Are you? Are you in charge?
对 是我 Yeah, I'm in charge.
可以跟你谈谈吗？ May I just speak with you for a second?
- 没问题 - 谢了 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks.
叫你的人暂停工作 You can tell your crew to stop.
大家先停一下 Stop for a sec, guys.
呃 Um...
我想跟你说这件事 So, this is what I wanna say to you.
呃 Um...
- 你知道我是谁吗？ - 知道 - Do you know who I am? - Yeah.
你知道我女朋友是谁吗？ Do you know who my girlfriend is?
芭芭拉史翠珊 Barbra Streisand.
芭芭拉"史翠沙" Barbra "Streisand."
- "沙" - 对 是"沙" - "Sand." - "Sand." Yeah, like "sands."
- 就大海 海边那个"沙" - 芭芭拉史翠珊 - Like the ocean, like beaches. - Barbra Streisand.
不对 是"史翠沙" No. "Streisand."
"沙" "Sand."
- "史翠沙" - "史翠沙" - "Streisand." - "Streisand."
"芭芭拉史翠沙" "Barbra Streisand."
"芭芭拉史翠珊" "Barbra Streisand."
你在整我吗？ Are you fucking with me?
好 算了 All right, let's get past that.
希望你没机会见到她 Hopefully, you never fucking meet her.
她会气死…你以为我很龟毛吗？ She'll fucking... You think I'm bad.
我们现在要去看电影 我要去接她 So, we're going to the movies right now and I'm on my way to pick her up,
所以我留你们在这里 so I'm gonna leave you here.
我不在时 通常不会让陌生人进屋 But, I wouldn't normally leave somebody in my house when I'm not there,
但你们给我大迟到 我只好这么做 but I have to because you guys are so motherfucking late.
- 抱歉 因为没汽油 - 那是借口 - I'm sorry. There was no gas. - Yeah, well,
我要把这烂借口塞进你马眼 that's an excuse I'm gonna shove up your fucking penis hole, man.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
- 盖瑞 - 盖瑞… - Gary. - Gary. Gary.
你老二马眼多大？ How big is your penis hole?
正常大小 It's regular sized.
你怎么知道？ Hmm. How would you know?
想像我把那个借口塞进去的感觉 Imagine what that would feel like, if I shoved that excuse up there.
- 会痛死吧？ - 对 - That would hurt a lot, right? - Yeah.
但是我想那么做 But that's what I'd like to do.
很抱歉 我不想耽误你更多时间 I'm sorry, I don't wanna make you any more late
你可以走了 than you already are. You can leave.
看看你 跩个二五八万 Look at you, you cocky motherfucker.
我喜欢 I like it.
我们说话很像 都在道上混过 We speak the same language, huh? We're both from the streets.
- 对 - 没错 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我之前没看出来 实在是…哇 I didn't see it before. That's... Wow.
你一来就露出本色 Wow, you get right in there and you do it.
你这里有点… Wow. You have a little, um...
你左眼多了点颜色 You have a tincture in your left eye.
表示你维他命K不足 It means that you're deficient in vitamin K.
我好像什么狗屁医生 I'm like a fucking doctor.
多吃点维他命D和鱼肝油 You need to take more vitamin D and cod liver oil.
有看到那辆法拉利吗？ You see that Daytona Ferrari?
- 有 - 那是我的 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's mine.
盖瑞 油厢是满的 Gary, that's filled with gas.
会让我准时到电影院 That's gonna get me to the movies on time.
因为我不是脑残废人 'Cause I'm not a shithead idiot fuck-up,
我是乔恩彼得斯 I'm Jon Peters.
我只有一个人生难题 就是太爱女人 My only problem in life is that I love tail too much.
我超爱 爱到不行 I love it. I love it so much.
爱到不行 I love it so much.
- 那是你妹吗？- 不是 - Is that your sister? - No.
- 你马子吗？ - 不是 - It's your girlfriend? - No.
我无法自拔 早晚会害死我 I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day.
- 知道我有多少女人吗？ - 不知道 - You know how much tail I get? - No.
全部 All of it.
都是我的 It's all mine.
- 喜欢芭芭拉史翠沙吗？ - 喜欢 - You like Barbra Streisand? - Yeah...
- 是吗？- 嗯哼 - You do? - Mmm-hmm.
真的？ Do you?
对 Yeah.
我也喜欢 I do, too.
会腻 不过你也知道… Gets boring, but you know...
对 Yeah.
如果把我家弄乱 I'm gonna kill you and your family
我会杀你全家 if you fuck up my house.
- 懂吗？有养猫吗？ - 没有 - Okay? Do you have a cat? - No. No.
- 养狗吗？ - 没有 - You got a dog? - No.
- 有兄弟姐妹吗？ - 有弟弟 - Your brother and sister... - Brother.
弟弟？我要在你面前 Yeah. Your brother? I'm gonna fucking choke
掐死你弟 your brother out right in front of you.
我不在时 史帝夫会盯着你们 Okay, Steve's gonna look after you while I'm gone.
幸会 盖瑞 Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you, Gary.
我要你心惊胆跳 I want you to be horrified.
- 了解 - 你命在旦夕 - Okay. - Your life's on the line.
但是你懂吧？ But you know from that, right?
这是道上规矩 It's the way of the streets.
史翠珊小姐 Miss Streisand?
我是史帝夫 Hi, it's Steve. Mmm-hmm.
对 他刚走 Yes, he just left.
你应该也想知道他今天订了一张水床 I also thought you might wanna know that he ordered a waterbed this evening.
正在搬进来 Right now. Mmm-hmm.
四个小孩和一个女孩 或年轻女人 Four small children and a girl or a young woman.
说真的 我看不出她的年纪 To be honest, I don't know what she is.
好 明白 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Okay.
没问题 谢谢 史翠珊小姐 拜 Yes. Sure will. Thanks, Miss Streisand. Uh-huh. Bye.
好了 Okay.
我跟茱莉安德鲁丝共事过 I used to work with Julie Andrews.
哦 Oh.
她很难搞 She was difficult.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
他说他要杀了葛瑞格 He said he was gonna kill Greg.
胖尼环保生活
弄好了 走吧 We're done, let's go.
唔 Boo.
笨蛋 Jerks.
"我要掐死你弟" "I'm gonna choke your brother."
啊哈 Uh-huh.
我忍住没说 但我本来想说 I kept it inside, but what I wanted to say was,
"不 是我要掐死你" "No, I'm gonna choke you."
- 是吗？ - 我本来会这么说 - Oh, yeah? - I would've said it.
我想保持冷静 I was trying to stay cool though.
我是想… I was trying to stay...
坐过去 Scooch over.
倒车 妈的 Back it up. Oh, fuck.
回山上好吗？ We're going back up the hill, okay?
好 Okay.
装得怎么样？ How'd it turn out?
不错 很顺利 It was good. Went well.
没弄乱我家吧？ You didn't fuck up my house, did you?
没有 No.
你没事吧？看得清楚吗？ You okay? Can you see okay?
- 可以 - 这样好了 - Yeah. - Well, why don't you just...
干脆倒回车道 然后直走 Why don't you just back in the driveway, and then you can go straight.
史帝夫… Steve. Steve.
你搞砸了 她有打电话吗？ You blew it, man. You blew it. Did she call?
没有 No.
他妈的 史帝夫 God damn it, Steve.
到底放在哪…他妈的 Where the fuck is the... God damn.
那辆烂车没油了 史帝夫 There's no gas-o in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o.
我操 Motherfucker.
你们交往多久？ How long you guys been together?
- 我和她吗？ - 对 - Me and her? - Yeah.
- 我们没交往 - 我们没有交往 - Oh, we're not together. - We're not together.
为什么？ Why not?
我不知道 I don't know.
什么？ What?
我28岁 I'm 28.
- 你说什么？ - 我25岁 - What's that? - I'm 25.
你25岁？生日什么时候？ You're 25? When's your birthday?
- 12月 - 12月 - December. - December.
你是摩羯座吗？射手座？ Are you a Capricorn? Sagittarius?
- 射手座 - 射手座 - Sagittarius. - Sagittarius.
12月几日？13？ December what? 13?
- 15日 - 15日 - Fifteen. - Fifteen.
差两天就猜对了 I was only two off.
不当发型师 你会做什么？ What do you wanna do if you're not gonna do hair?
你有兄弟姐妹吗？ Do you have sisters, or brothers, or anything?
有姐妹 Sisters.
姐姐还是妹妹？ Are they older or younger?
姐姐 Older.
所以你是老么？ So you're the youngest?
你爸呢？ How about your dad?
父女关系好吗？ Do you have a good relationship with your dad?
- 还不错 - 他做什么的？ - Yeah. - What's he do?
房地产 Real estate.
这样啊？ Oh, yeah?
是你爸教你开车吗？ Did he teach you how to drive?
驾驶技术不错 You're really good at it.
- 谢谢 - 对 - Thanks. - Yeah.
开车不容易 盖瑞就不会 It's not easy. Gary can't do it.
好 开慢点 车子在那里 All right. Just slow it down now, okay? There she is.
过得去吗？可以吗？ Okay, do you have enough room? Yeah?
你确定？ - Mm-hmm. - You sure?
确定 I think so.
我停在路边才不会被撞到 I parked on the side so no one would hit it.
这样吧 来 You know what? Here.
我不希望你承受撞到的压力 I don't want you to have to bear the burden in case we hit it.
我来操控方向盘… Here, why don't I take the wheel,
然后你脚踩离合器 and then you just put your foot on the clutch
然后轻踩刹车 and just feather the brake.
就是这样 我们合作开过去 好吗？ That's it. We'll do it together, okay?
我们一起开 来吧 Yeah, we'll do it together, okay? Here we go.
对 顺顺地开 没错 深呼吸 Oh, yeah. Smooth. Smooth, yeah. Just breathe.
没错 就是这样 没问题的 We got it. Yeah, we got it. I think we got it.
瞧 在那边 看到了吗？ Look. Look, look. Over there. You see?
我们行的 We got it.
行了 We did it.
真棒 艾拉娜 That's so good, Alana.
哦 Oh.
- 对 - 完全没撞上 - Yeah. No. - We didn't hit it at all.
我… I...
你好香 Oh, you smell so good. Whoo!
盖瑞… Gary. Gary, Gary, Gary.
弄到汽油 我就走了 Get some gas, I'll be on my way.
靠 大排长龙 Oh, shit. Look at this line, man.
像一群沙丁鱼 Fucking sardines packed in a can.
好 这里左转 Go, just make a left here.
老子才不排鸟队 I'm not fucking waiting in this motherfucker.
让那辆车先走 行了 All right, let that car just go past. There you go.
好 停车 Okay, now, stop it.
他们会让开的 Oh, they'll... They'll move out of the way.
对 好了 停车 Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, stop the car.
天啊 干 我操 妈的 God! Fuck. Son of a bitch. Fucking shit!
王八蛋 你凭什么？ What you got, motherfucker?
这是我们原住民的领土 Fucking Chumash Territory!
这群混帐搞不清楚自己在哪里 Goddamn sons of bitches don't even know where they are.
对 王八蛋 没错 Yeah, motherfucker, that's right.
油枪现在是我的 It's my nozzle now.
走了 快走 Go. Let's go. Let's go.
- 倒车 快倒车 - 现在吗？ - Just reverse it. - Now?
倒车 倒车 倒车 Reverse, reverse, reverse.
- 你决定 - 好啦 - It's your move! - Okay.
- 别激动 - 这是我的油枪 - Relax. - It's my nozzle.
加油站关闭
乔恩 要汽油吗？我有你的汽油 Want some gas, Jon? I got your gas.
我有你的汽油 乔恩 I got your gas right here, Jon.
乔恩彼得斯的法拉利… Jon Peters' Ferrari...
油表
不要 No.
糟了 Come on.
惨了 Oh, no.
我们在哪？ Where are we?
不知道 I don't know.
死定了 我们没油了 你要去推车 No, no, no, we ran out of gas. You have to push the truck.
看屁喔？去推车 The fuck are you staring at? Push the truck.
发什么呆？ What are you doing?
上车 Get in.
坐稳了 Hold on.
如果走运一路开到文图拉大道 If we get lucky and make the light at Ventura,
我应该可以右转去七六加油站 I think I can make a right and get us to the 76 station.
左转的话 美孚汽油站更近 If you make the left, the Mobil station's closer.
文图拉大道
我要闯这个停车让行标志 I'm gonna blow this stop sign.
我相信你 I trust you.
吉尼斯塔大道
我靠…艾拉娜 真神人也 Oh, my... Alana! Hard! Core!
超神 艾拉娜 Hardcore, Alana!
你们在后面还好吗？没事吧？ Fellas, you okay back there? You okay?
天啊 我们成功了 我们…你… Oh, my... We did it! We... You...
艾拉娜 你办到了 我…我们成功了 Alana, you did it. I... We did it!
哦 Oh!
我们竟然还活着？ How did we survive?
恩西诺邮局
低级耶 What the...
烂报摊在这里挡路… It's a goddamn newsstand in the middle of fucking...
对 你烂…这还差不多 Yeah, you fucking... Yeah, that's right.
你有听说前几天球场上 Did you hear that whole thing that went down
另一个教练的事吗？ with that other instructor
听说了吗？超扯的 at the courts the other day? It was, like...
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
喜欢花生酱三明治吗？ Do you like peanut butter sandwiches?
花生酱？ Peanut butter?
- 不太喜欢 - 不喜欢？ - Not really. No. - No?
纯酱还是有颗粒的？ Like, creamy or nutty?
都可以 However you like it.
我喜欢有点颗粒的 I like it a bit nutty.
谁反手拍比较强？ Who's got the better backhand?
是你 你很会反手拍 You do. No, you have the serve.
你是发球 你比较会发球 You have a bigger serve.
- 你擅长回击落地球？- 对 - She's got a good ground game? - Yeah.
本地人瓦克斯参选市长
- 喂？ - 布莱恩 - Hello? - Brian?
哪位？ Yes?
嗨 我是艾拉娜肯恩 Hi, it's Alana Kane.
自己开车 Drive their own cars...
艾拉娜 Alana.
哇 嗨 你好吗？ Wow. Hi. How are you?
我很好 你呢？ I'm good. How are you?
我还行 I'm doing fine.
最近在做什么？ What are you doing?
没做什么 Not much.
我想问你还在帮乔尔瓦克斯工作吗？ I was calling to see if you still work for Joel Wachs?
对 那当然 Yes, I sure do.
你们需要志愿者吗？ Well, do you need volunteers?
一直都需要 We always do.
你想来吗？ Do you mean you?
对 Yes.
艾拉娜 Alana...
请来跟我们共事 我们需要你 please come and work with us. We need you.
你的作业做得很好 I've seen how you do your homework.
天啊 你竟然记得？ Oh, my God, you remember that?
那当然 我怎么会忘记？ Yes, of course. How could I forget?
我们需要你 We need you.
让乔尔瓦克斯选上市长 瓦克斯参选市长
本地人瓦克斯参选市长
乔尔瓦克斯参选洛杉矶市长
理直气壮的正确人选
艾拉娜 Alana.
嗨 Hi.
- 你好吗？ - 很好 你呢？ - How are you? - Good. How are you?
很好 很高兴见到你 I'm good. Good, it's good to see you.
我也是 Good to see you, too.
我介绍你认识大家 Let me introduce you to everybody.
欢迎到我们的竞选办公室 Welcome to our campaign.
先帮我拿一下 I'm just gonna give this to you.
苔丝 这是艾拉娜 Tess, this is Alana...
- 嗨 -这是新来的志愿者 - Hi. - ...our newest volunteer.
- 幸会 - 那是伊莉莎白 - Nice to meet you. - Over here is Elizabeth.
这里是理查德 他们正在开会 We have Richard. They're in a meeting.
那是史宾赛 恰克在讲电话 We have Spencer, Chuck's on the phone.
这个是特德 啊 他忙着呢 Let me introduce you. Hey, Ted. Ah, he's busy.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
我们办公基本都是在这里 So, here's where we're gonna be spending most of our time.
我们要不断打电话 We're making phone calls.
乔尔 你是本市最年轻的市议员 Joel, you're the youngest councilman in the city,
也是唯一的单身汉 you're also its only bachelor.
- 没错 - 你怎么找时间 - Yes. - How do you find time
过社交生活？ for a social life?
单身表示我有更多工作时间 Being single means I have more time to work,
反正市议员的行程 and a councilman's schedule
毁了社交生活 pretty much ruins the social life anyways, so...
那你的女友怎么说？ What do your dates say about that?
什么都没说 They're not saying anything.
我没有约会对象 I'm not going on any dates.
你不难想像 As you can imagine,
我参与诸多社会活动 it's probably pretty difficult for somebody
大概很难有对象跟着我东奔西跑 to be a part of all the social events that I'm a part of.
配合我的忙碌行程 You know, keep up with my busy schedule.
不过… But, um...
我希望有朝一日这个人会出现 I imagine someday soon somebody's gonna come along
愿意跟我携手共度这种生活 who'll wanna share that with me, so...
你对爱情一定有向往吧？ Certainly you have some prospects?
我算不清有多少人 I can't tell you how many times I've heard,
要介绍女友给我 "Boy, have I got the girl for you."
我透过选区民众认识许多杰出女性 And I've met some pretty magnificent women through my district residents.
但我都跟她们这么说 But I'll tell you what I tell them,
我说 "很抱歉 我抽不出时间" and that's, "I'm sorry but my time is spoken for."
- 好吧 祝好运 - 谢谢 - Well, good luck. - Thank you.
"华克斯"市议员 Let's get one photo for the paper,
可以的话 来拍张登报照片 if you don't mind, Councilman Wachs.
- 是瓦克斯 - 瓦克斯… - It's "Wachs." - Wachs. Wachs.
可以的话 请你…对 If you don't mind, let's have you... Yeah.
请你和令堂站在这里好吗？ Let's have you stand with your mother over here, yeah?
帮你们拍张好照片 Have a nice little picture of you guys, and...
- 好的 - 你为他的竞选 - For sure. - Since you're doing so much
付出很多心血 for his campaign.
把您的手放在这里 There you go. Put your hand...
女士 把您的手放在他的肩膀上 Why don't you put your hand on her shoulder? And then, ma'am,
- 您拿着电话 - 议员 - if you grab the telephone... - Councilman?
- 怎么了 - 我们来处理 - Yes? - We'll handle it, sir.
介绍你认识我朋友 这是艾拉娜肯恩 Wanted to introduce you to a friend of mine. This is Alana Kane.
- 她是志愿者 - 嗨 - She's a volunteer. - Oh, hey.
- 是志愿者啊 - 嗨 很荣幸 - Oh, volunteer. Wow. - Hi. It's an honor
- 见到你 - 你太客气了 - to meet you. - Wow, what a pleasure.
认识你我才荣幸 多谢你的加入 No, I'm honored to meet you. Thank you for coming on board.
我很正直 I have integrity.
我也是 Me too.
- 我知道 - 诚信 - I know. - Honest.
- 对 - 我也有诚信 - Okay. - Mmm-hmm. I'm that too.
政府用三万四千元买下这块公有土地 This is public land which the state bought for $34,000
人尽皆知这块地价值数百万 when everyone knew it was worth millions.
山姆约蒂和他的亲信很乐意摧毁这座 Sam Yorty and his cronies would gladly destroy this beautiful
23公顷的美丽山脉换取人情 贿赂 225,000 square acre mountain chain for favors, payoffs, and ugly houses
和他们的朋友才买得起的丑房子 that only their friends can afford.
但是有其他选择 But it needn't be that way, you see.
我知道很扯 I understand it's crazy,
大家都在讨论革命 and everybody's talking about a revolution,
可是不用走到那一步 but it doesn't have to be that.
我们只需要掌权者 All that we need are people in positions of power
记得他们参选时的初衷 to remember to be who they were when they were voted in.
卡 很棒 And cut. That was great.
- 这次应该可以了 - 感觉很不赖 - I think that was the one. - That felt really good.
- 太棒了 乔尔 - 很棒 - Yeah, I mean, that was terrific, Joel. - It was great.
确实不错 It did.
好了吗？行了？ You ready? We good?
- 可以 - 好的 - Yeah. - Good.
有人认为你太年轻且经验不足 What would you say to the people that think
你怎么回应这种说法？ you're too young and don't have enough experience?
我会说 "多谢你们的赞美" I would say, "Thank you very much for the compliment."
抱歉 Sorry, sorry, just...
能再说一遍吗？刚刚没拍到 Can you say that again? We didn't get that.
真的吗？ Really?
对 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
抱歉 市议员 Sorry, Councilman.
大家好了吗？可以吗？ Everybody rolling? Good?
再来一次 One more time.
市议员 So, Councilman,
你怎么回应以下说法 what would you say to the people that say,
"你太年轻且经验不足"？ "You're too young and don't have enough experience"?
我会说 "多谢你们的赞美" I would say, "Thank you very much for the compliment."
就我看来… The way I look at it...
抱歉 有在拍吗？有吧？ I'm sorry. Are you rolling? Did you...
- 你在拍吗？ - 没底片了 - Are you rolling? - I think we rolled out.
我们要休息五分钟 非常抱歉 We're gonna need to take five. I'm so sorry.
没关系 It's okay. It's okay.
乔尔 别忘了 明天我们要去 So, Joel, don't forget, tomorrow we got that
托卢卡湖社区会议 Toluca Lake neighborhood council thing.
- 对 - 他们要你10点到 - Yeah. - They'd love you there at 10,
如果你能去 if you can get there.
弹珠台的事怎么样？ What's been going on with the pinball?
亚特打给我… Art's calling me...
萨克斯法官联络你了吗？ Did you hear about Judge Sachs?
- 有 - 结束了 - I did, yeah. - It's over.
他连输五回合 没戏唱了 He lost five games to nothing. So that's done.
- 成定局了？ - 弹球厅恢复合法化 - That's it? - Pinball will be legal again
洛杉矶地区都好久没见到弹球厅了 in LA for the first time since...
- 哇塞 - 1939年后一直是不合法的 - Wow - It's been illegal since 1939.
- 你信吗？ - 我信 - Can you believe it? - I can believe it.
一开始就是过时的歧视法 It's an outmoded discriminatory law
当然会撑这么久 in the first place so, of course it took this long.
如果要我打给亚特 我要完全确认已经通过 If I'm gonna call Art, I need to know 100% that this thing is passing.
通过了 木已成舟 Oh, it's passing. It's done.
我跟法院的手下谈过了 I talked to all my people with the court.
结束了 It's over.
- 明天会公布决定 - 很好 - Decision comes out tomorrow. - Good.
对 我是盖瑞瓦伦丁 Yes, it's Gary Valentine.
我要开新公司 我想采购弹球台 I started a new company, and, um, I'm looking for some pinball machines.
没有吗？ No?
好吧 Okay.
感谢你接我电话 祝今天愉快 吉米 Well, thank you for picking up my call. Have a good day, Jimmy.
你在做我想的那件事吗？ Are you doing what I think you're doing?
你觉得我在做什么？ What do you think I'm doing?
打电话问弹珠台的事 Calling people about pinball machines.
说对了 That's what I'm doing.
为什么？ Because?
因为我们会是第一家有弹珠台的店 Because we could be the first place open that has them.
因为我们可以开"胖尼弹珠宫" Because we could start "Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace."
我们跟一位了不起的人相处一天 You know, we spent the day with a great man
他真心想改革市政 who's really trying to make a change on how this city runs,
你只听到 and the only thing you fucking heard was,
"弹珠台快合法了" "Pinball machines are about to be legal."
我也听到其他的事 I heard other things, too.
喂 我是盖瑞瓦伦丁 Yello. Gary Valentine here.
唐恩 多谢你迅速回电 Don, thank you for calling me back so swiftly.
"迅速"？ "Swiftly"?
- 我都不认识你了 - 对 - Who are you? - Yes.
是的 Yes.
不知道你什么时候方便 Is there a time that's convenient for you, within your plans,
让我可以去看看设备呢？ that I could come lay some eyes on the equipment?
- 真是够了 盖瑞 - 好极了 - Give me a fucking break, Gary. - Great. Great.
我距离十分钟车程 马上过去 非常感谢你 唐恩 I'm 10 minutes away, I'll be right over. Thank you so much, Don.
我不要开车带你去 I'm not driving you.
太好了 因为我可以自己开 That's great news 'cause I can drive myself.
你要自己去吗？长大了嘛 You're gonna go on your own? Big man.
没错 Yes, I am.
抽烟啊 你会跟个小废物一样作呕 You smoke those cigarettes, you're gonna throw up like a little bitch.
这些烟吗？ These cigarettes?
这包吗？ These ones right here?
"加长型" "King size Mayburn."
你没种抽 You don't have the balls.
我比你酷 I'm cooler than you.
千万别忘了 Don't forget it.
我酷不酷用不着你告诉我 老太婆 I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
- 你说什么？- 我说"女士" - What was that? - I said "milady."
- 我说"女士" - 那又是什么意思？ - I said "milady." - What was that, then?
- 说啊？ - "小姐" - What was that? - "My lady."
我酷不酷用不着你告诉我 I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not.
你不酷 还有口臭 You're not cool, and your breath smells.
彼此彼此 Says you.
而且你老了 And you're old.
我老了？ I'm old?
我不懂酷吗？ I don't know what's cool?
改善世界不酷吗？ Changing the world isn't cool?
去问布莱恩你酷不酷 Go ask Brian if you're cool.
我会问 I will.
盖瑞 那谁觉得你酷？ Who thinks you're cool, Gary?
你那些水床粉丝吗？ Your waterbed fans?
苏 寇克和马克？ Sue, Kirk, and Mark?
我不只这些朋友 I hang out with more people than that.
你连世界大事都不清楚 You don't even know what's going on in the world.
你觉得世界就绕着盖瑞瓦伦丁 You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine
还有你想的那些智障点子旋转 and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
- 就是啊 - 并没有 - It does. - It doesn't.
- 就是啊 - 并没有 有更重要的事 - It does. - It doesn't. It's about more.
- 没有 - 就是有 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is.
- 并没有 - 就是有 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is.
艾拉娜 要不是我 Alana, you would still be taking pictures
你还会在我的高中帮小孩拍照 at my high school of children if it wasn't for me.
你谈的是弹珠台… You're talking about pinball machines...
我是政治人物 I'm a politician.
我要过像样的生活 I need to get my life together.
那就去啊 So, get it together.
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
我要出去 I'm going out.
好 我带你去 Okay, I'll take you.
走啊 你要去看那些蠢弹珠台吧？ Come on, you wanna go see these stupid pinball machines or what?
盖瑞 我要带你去 没关系 Gary, I'm gonna take you, it's fine.
盖瑞 Gary.
你有什么毛病？ What is your problem?
不准上车 Don't you get in that car.
不准给我上车 Don't you fucking get in that car.
他妈的盖瑞瓦伦丁 如果你上… Gary fucking Valentine, if you get in that...
我再也不会跟你讲话 I will never speak to you ever again.
停车 Just stop.
早安 我是艾拉娜肯恩 Good morning. This is Alana Kane
乔尔瓦克斯市议员办公室 calling from Councilman Joel Wachs' office.
请问方便讲话吗？ Am I catching you at a good time?
我是来电请教您知不知道 I'm calling to ask if you've heard
市议员努力减少本地贪腐… of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local...
那去你的 Well, fuck you, then.
分析结果如何？ So, um, what's going on with the analysis?
那是连恩巴顿的工作 Oh, yeah, that's Len Barton's thing.
是没什么 不过… They're small, but...
早安 我是艾拉娜肯恩 Good morning. This is Alana Kane
乔尔瓦克斯市议员办公室 calling from Councilman Joel Wachs' office.
请问方便讲话吗？ Am I catching you at a good time?
我是来电请教… Yes, I'm calling...
- 艾拉娜 - 很抱歉 - Alana. - Oh, I'm so sorry,
- 我要挂了 - 对不起 - I have to go. - Oh, sorry about that.
- 呃 - 抱歉 - Um... - Sorry.
能跟你说一件事吗？ Is it okay if I tell you something?
可以 Yeah.
大家都知道我这个人… Um, I've been known to be
有点健忘 心不在焉和… a little forgetful, absent-minded, and, um...
看看我 连要说什么都忘了 Look at me, I can't even remember what I'm saying.
但自从你来了之后 But, ever since you've gotten here,
我变得有条理 能干又有冲劲 I've been very organized, capable, and inspired.
所以谢谢你 So, thank you for that.
多谢夸奖 市议员 Thank you, Councilman.
我说完了 That's it.
早安 我是艾拉娜肯恩 Good morning. This is Alana Kane
乔尔瓦克斯市议员办公室 calling from Joel Wachs' office.
请问方便讲话吗？ Am I catching you at a good time?
我是来电请教您知不知道 I'm calling to ask if you've heard
市议员努力减少本地贪腐… of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local...
那去你的 Well, fuck you, then.
乔尔瓦克斯市议员办公室 我是艾拉娜 如何为您效劳？ Councilman Joel Wachs' office. This is Alana. How may I help you?
- 喂 是我 - 嗨 - Hey, it's me. - Oh, hey.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
上班 你呢？ Working. What are you doing?
盖瑞来发了一张宣传弹珠宫的传单 Gary just came by and dropped off a flier for his Pinball Palace.
他说了什么？ What did he say?
他想知道我们会不会去 Well, he wanted to see if we would go.
他要你务必知道这件事 And he wanted to make sure you knew about it.
他还说了什么？ What else did he say?
我觉得他很想你 Well, I think he misses you.
他这么说？ He said that?
没有 但他看起来很难过 No, but he looked really sad.
而且很可爱 And sweet.
他问到布莱恩的事 He asked about Brian.
嗯 Hmm.
你应该去他的弹珠店 You should just go to his pinball store.
没办法 我要上班 I can't, I'm working.
可是有免费可乐 But they have free Pepsi.
而且开到午夜 And it's open till midnight.
- 可乐… - 有乐团表演 - Pepsi... - There's a band.
免费可乐…丹妮叶 Free Pepsi... Danielle,
我在帮年长者争取免缴房产税 I'm eliminating state property tax for the elderly,
和拯救山地 你却在说免费可乐 and saving the mountains, and you're talking about free Pepsi.
布莱恩 有看到那个人吗？ Brian, do you see that guy over there?
12号男？ Number 12 guy?
对 我想他在监视我们 Yeah. I think he's spying on us.
他跟变态似的一直看这边 He keeps looking over here like a creep.
你不觉得他怪怪的吗？ He doesn't look weird to you?
的确有点怪 He does a little.
他在那里待了一上午 He's been there all morning.
去跟他谈谈 Go say something to him.
别管他 Just leave him.
他要是死不走 我就去找他谈 If he stays there too long, I'll say something.
好的，我也是 星期四吗 Yeah, you too. Thursday?
有什么事吗？ Can I help you?
我不知道 I don't know.
你在看我们的办公室 You're staring at our office.
是啊 我总要找个地方看吧 Yeah, my eyes need someplace to go.
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
我在等朋友 I'm waiting for my friend.
你朋友是谁？ Who's your friend?
你不认识 No one you'd know.
走开 Move it.
远离我们的办公室 走远一点 Away from our office. Go down the street.
好吧 Well...
这是个自由国家 This is a free country...
所以你还是回你的小办公室 so why don't you just go on back to your little office
不然我要开始问你问题 before I start asking you questions.
有问题吗？ Is there a problem?
我没有 Not from me.
离开这里 Why don't you get out of here?
好喔 我马上就走 Hmm? Oh, yeah, I'm on my way.
- 他说什么？ - 我搞不清楚 - What was he saying? - I don't know.
参选市长
- 胖尼弹珠宫 - 今晚开幕 - Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. - Tonight.
来胖尼弹珠宫 Come out to the Pinball Palace.
今晚来胖尼弹珠宫 Come to Fat Bernie's
今晚开业 Pinball Palace tonight.
有乐团表演和免费可乐 胖尼弹珠宫 Guest band and a free Pepsi. Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
有2001 火球 摇摆时光 2001. Fireball. Jive Time.
今晚在胖尼弹珠宫 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace, tonight.
寇克会去接你放学 Kirk's gonna pick you up after school.
传单发越多越好 Hand as many of these out as you can.
- 好 - 好 我爱你 - Okay. - Okay. I love you.
今晚胖尼弹珠宫开幕 不限年龄 No age limit at Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace tonight.
胖尼弹珠宫 晚上开幕 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
来胖尼弹珠宫 晚上开幕 Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
胖尼弹珠宫 晚上开幕 Come to Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
我们有火球 摇摆时光… We got Fireball, we got Jive Time...
胖尼弹珠宫 晚上开幕 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.
胖尼弹珠宫正式开业 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.
日落时分有免费可乐供应 Free Pepsi. Opens at sundown.
胖尼弹珠宫正式开业 We got Fireball at Pinball Palace. Fat Bernie's.
哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 嘿 寇克 - 女士们 - Hey, Kirk. - Ladies.
嗨 盖瑞 请站上去 Hi, Gary. Please step up over here.
先生 今晚跟人用餐吗？ You have a dinner tonight, sir?
但愿如此 I hope so. I hope so.
好极了 That's great.
外套 Jacket. Mmm-hmm.
胖尼弹珠宫
喂 老兄 Hey, hey, buddy, buddy, buddy.
你会把机器弄坏 You're gonna break the machine.
喂 Hey.
喂 别激动 Hey, man, cool out.
喂 听到了吗？老兄 住手 Hey, can you hear me? Buddy, stop!
喂 我叫你闪一边 Hey, I'm telling you to fuck off, man.
够了 你给我出去 Okay. Okay, you're out of here.
你出去 You're out of here.
终于合法化 弹珠台
电子游乐场
冷静一点再进来 Come inside when you're ready to be cool.
怎么这么乱？ What is this? What is this?
脚踏车停旁边 Bikes to the side.
脚踏车停旁边 杰克 麦特 脚踏车停旁边 Jack, Matty, bikes to the side.
- 停在旁边了 - 脚踏车停旁边 - They are on the side! - Bikes to the side,
大门都被你们挡住了 you're blocking the entrance!
那件外套给我 Hand me that jacket.
来 不知道是谁的外套 Here. Don't know whose it is.
对 Yeah.
真高兴你来了 I'm really glad you're here.
我跟你说过吗？ I told you that?
我也很高兴我来了 I'm glad I'm here, too.
瓦克斯市议员办公室 我是艾拉娜 Councilman Wachs' office. Alana speaking.
艾拉娜 还好你还在 Oh, Alana, I'm so glad I caught you.
嗨 市议员 Oh, hi, Councilman.
嗨 我想知道你忙不忙 Hi. I was wondering, if you're not too busy,
可以来跟我喝一杯吗？ if you could come meet me for a drink?
我吗？ Me?
对啊 一定很不错 Yes, you. It'll be nice, right?
我们很快喝一杯 去左岸餐厅？ We could have a quick drink, I was thinking, Rive Gauche?
听起来不错 That sounds nice.
一小杯就好 Just one small drink.
我不想占用你太多时间 I don't wanna keep you too long, but, um,
你直接过来 you should come straight away.
这很重要 It's important.
好 直接过去 Right, straight away.
感恩 艾拉娜 待会见 Thanks so much, Alana. See you soon.
待会见 I'll see you soon.
市议员皮夹忘了带走 The councilman forgot his wallet.
- 又忘了？ - 对 - Again? - Yeah.
他不可能选上 对吧？ He's never gonna win, is he?
什么意思？ What do you mean?
他做事一团乱 忘东忘西的 He's a mess. Forgets everything.
不是皮夹 就是钥匙或公事包 If it's not his wallet, it's his keys or his briefcase.
我去过他家三次拿文件 I've gone to his house three times to pick up paperwork.
对 但不表示他选不上 Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's not gonna win.
- 我陪你去 - 不用 - I'll go with you. - No.
不用 No.
不用了 No.
把门锁好 Just finish locking up.
好 Okay.
找到了 Found it.
所以明天见？ Guess I'll see you later?
对 Sure.
要在塔札纳鲍勃碰面吗？ Wanna meet at Tarzana Bobs?
塔札纳鲍勃 好啊 Tarzana Bobs. Sounds good.
- 再见 - 拜 - Goodbye. - Bye.
别玩了…出去 Stop playing. Stop playing. Leave.
- 可是我投币了 - 出去… - But I put my money... - Leave. Leave.
- 我已经… - 我是老板 出去 - But, I... - I own the place. Leave.
- 哈啰 艾丝蒂 - 嗨 - Hello, Este. - Hey.
- 嗨 盖瑞 - 嗨 - Hey, Gary. - Hey.
这里很棒 This is really great.
有人做脚指甲喔 Someone did their toes.
- 没错 - 我喜欢… - I did do my toes. - I like them. I like them.
- 我很喜欢 - 谢谢 - I like them. I like them. - Thank you.
- 真心感谢你来捧场 - 今天很重要啊 - Thank you for coming. Really. - It's a big night.
你们很漂亮 You ladies look great.
谢谢 Thank you.
你有机会跟艾拉娜谈谈吗？ Did you get a chance to talk with Alana?
- 干 - 她会来吗？ - Fuck! - She gonna come?
你知道她在哪工作吧？ You know where she works, right?
对 Yeah.
你叫我去找她吗？我… Are you telling me to go? I...
对 Yeah.
去吧 Go.
对 我跟她说 No, I spoke to her, and I said,
"不行 办不到" "No, it's not possible to do that."
你知道我的意思吧 - You know what I mean? - Yeah?
- 她接受了？- 是啊 她接受了 - And she was okay? - Yeah, she was fine with it.
艾拉娜 Alana!
艾拉娜 Alana.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
介绍你认识我的老友马修 I wanna introduce you to my old friend, Matthew.
幸会 Oh, nice to meet you.
- 幸会 - 这是艾拉娜 - Nice to meet you. - This is Alana.
她是我的竞选工作人员 She works with me on the campaign.
帮了很多忙 She's been such a terrific help.
嗯 我 - Mmm-hmm. - I...
其实那些电视广告是她帮忙拍的 She helped make those TV spots, actually.
对 我帮忙制作那个"正直"看板 Yes. I helped with the "Integrity" billboard.
此外 还做了上百件事 That and, like, 100 other things you've done.
别害羞了 Don't be shy.
重要的工作做起来很容易 Things come easily when they matter so much.
有意思 我们刚刚聊到这点 It's funny, we were just talking about that.
- 真的吗？ - 对 - Really? - Yeah.
- 女士 - 嗨 - Madame. - Hi.
请问要点什么？ May I get you something?
一杯马丁尼 Uh... A martini.
马丁尼 加伏特加或琴酒？ Martini. Vodka or gin?
都加 Vodka-gin.
要放橄榄或莱姆吗？ Would you like an olive or a lime with it?
要 Yes.
好的 女士 Yeah, madame.
我到底在这里干嘛？ Why am I even staying in this?
这地方难找吗？ Did you have any trouble, um, finding the place?
- 不会 - 真的？ - Oh, no. - No?
对 我常来这里 No, I come here all the time.
那就好 That's good.
现在你把一个可怜的女孩扯进来 And now, you're dragging this poor girl into it.
我们可以享用甜点吗？ Can we please just enjoy dessert?
冷静好吗？一切都会没事的 And settle down? Everything's gonna be fine.
艾拉娜的酒要来了 Alana's got her drink coming.
那是你的竞选口号吗？ Is that your campaign slogan?
"只要没人发现我的真面目 "Everything is gonna be fine
一切都会没事的" as long as no one finds out who I really am."
我在处理很多你不了解的事 I'm dealing with so many things that you don't understand.
告诉我啊 So tell me.
你知不知道我整天有多不自在吗？ Do you have any idea how uncomfortable I am all day long?
我不了解 因为你都不说这些事 I can't understand. No, because you don't tell me these things.
我现在只想自在一点 The one time, the one time that I wanna feel comfortable,
你又要让我觉得不安 you go out and make me feel uncomfortable.
我什么事都没做 乔尔 I haven't done anything to you, Joel.
好 Okay.
不是我找这女孩来的 I didn't call this girl. You called her.
- 是你找的 - 好 但你不爽我找她来 Okay, but you're upset that I called her.
对 我不爽是因为你不在乎我 Yes, I'm upset because nothing is about me.
你不在乎我们 Nothing is about us.
对 我都忘了在跟谁打交道 Oh, yeah, I forget who I'm dealing with here.
"我是马修马歇尔 老子最重要" "I'm Matthew Marshall, and, uh, it's always about me."
错了 No.
并没有 乔尔 No, no, Joel.
你从来不在乎我 所以我才伤心 It's never about me, and that's why I'm sad.
听着 Well, look...
我们在这里吃晚餐 We're here, we're having dinner.
你找我吃饭 You asked me to come to dinner.
我很累还是来吃了 I'm tired, and I'm here at dinner.
你还想要我怎样？ What more do you want from me?
我要把你据为己有 I want you to myself.
可惜世事无法尽如人意 对吗？ Well, that's just not how the world works, is it?
我不知道 I don't know.
那你就成熟点 Well, then you need to grow up.
早上有个男的赖在办公室外面不走 There was a man hanging around the office earlier,
他现在在这里 and he's here now.
所以我才找你来 That's why I called.
我认为让我的私生活 Um, you see, I don't think it's wise for my personal life
影响首要之务并不明智 to distract from what our first priority is.
我们的首要之务是什么？ What is our first priority?
社区 我的竞选活动 Well, there's the community, my campaign,
和我打拼的目标 and everything that I'm working towards.
好 一码归一码 Mmm-hmm. Yes, and that's that, and this is dinner,
现在吃饭是要拼什么？ so what are we working towards?
艾拉娜 你来找我喝一杯 So, Alana, you came to meet me for a drink.
可是你迟到了 Um, you were running late,
现在你要带你男友 and now, you're going to be taking your boyfriend,
也就是马修 回家去了 Matthew, home.
她要带她男友回他家 Is she gonna be taking her boyfriend to his house,
还是回你家？ or to your house?
可以小声点吗？ Would you please keep your voice down?
她会带你回你家 She's going to be taking you to your house.
你会过去吗？ Are you gonna be coming there?
可以改天谈这件事吗？拜托 Can we just discuss this at another time? Please.
乔尔 你晚上要来我家吗？ Are you gonna come to my house tonight, Joel?
可以改天再谈吗？ Can we please just discuss this at another time?
- 你要我… - 可以… - Do you want me to... - Can't...
你要我不睡等你吗？ Do you want me to wait up for you?
不用 马修 No, Matthew.
谢谢你们俩过来 Thank you both for coming.
我们去狂欢 Let's go paint the town red.
- 你们人真好… - 为爱一身伤 - So nice of you guys to... - And black and blue.
谢谢 艾拉娜 你人真好 Thank you, Alana. You're very sweet.
你有男友吗？ Do you have a boyfriend?
一言难尽 Yes and no.
不知道怎么说 I don't know.
他是烂人吗？ Is he a shit?
- 是 - 好 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah.
男人都很烂 对吧？ They're all shits, aren't they?
啊 Aw...
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, sweetheart.
你的感情很浓烈 You have a very powerful feeling.
谢谢你 马修 Thank you, Matthew.
你好酷 你弹什么乐器？ You're very cool. What do you play?
吉他 Guitar.
- 嗨 - 我也是 - Hey. - Me, too.
盖瑞在哪里？ Where's Gary?
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
盖瑞人呢？ Where's Gary?
他走了 He left.
他去哪？ Where'd he go?
我不知道 I don't know.
艾拉娜小姐 晚安 Miss Alana. Good evening.
盖瑞在这里吗？ Is Gary here?
不在 盖瑞今晚没来 No, Gary didn't come in tonight.
- 你没看到他？ - 没有 - You haven't seen him? - No.
你需要帮忙吗？ Do you need some help?
不用了 谢谢 亨利 No, thank you, Henri.
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我的妈呀 Oh, my God.
在场各位 请看过来 Everyone, everyone! May I have your attention, please?
为大家介绍艾拉娜瓦伦丁太太 Let me introduce to you, Mrs. Alana Valentine.
白痴 Idiot.
嗨 Hi.
我爱你 盖瑞 I love you, Gary.