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校对 冰岛豆腐
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后期 8T
总监 冰岛豆腐
太好了 你醒了 Oh, good. You're awake.
亲爱的 你没事吧 Honey, are you okay?
你呼吸得很急促 妈 You're breathing really fast, Mom.
我知道 I know.
这还是第一次 This is new.
你昨天也看到了 我有点烦躁 Well, as you saw yesterday, I'm a little antsy.
总之 我不想让你们醒来后找不到我而担心 Anyway, I didn't want you to wake up and find me gone and worry.
我得走了 I gotta go.
走 你觉得这是好主意吗 我不这么想 Go? Do you think that's a good idea? I don't.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
不知道 但我得走了 I don't know, but I gotta get out of here.
宝贝 我们刚给你松开链子 Sweetie, we just unchained you
你正在杀戮的性致上呢 and you're kind of kill-happy right now.
所以我必须要坚持... So I'm going to have to insist--
好吧 路上小心 Okay, drive safe.
好极了 Nice.
-你本可以说点什么的 -我刚睡醒 - You could've said something. - I just woke up.
我也是 Me, too.
小镇滋味 第二季 第二集
谁是我的小伙伴 Who's my little friend?
谁是我毛茸茸的交叉训练伙伴 你是 Who's my furry little cross-training friend? You are.
再来一次 我让你先跑 Let's go again. I'll give you a head start.
天哪 你会边跑边拉 太酷了 Oh, my God, you can run and poop. That's so cool.
你去追兔子了 You were chasing rabbits?
对 我试过慢跑 并没有好转 Yeah. I tried jogging, but I didn't feel any better.
然后这只兔子跑到我面前 And then this rabbit ran out in front of me
我就开始追它 感觉就像 and I went after it and I was like,
"对 就是这种快感" "Yes, this is scratching that itch."
你知道什么很棒吗 我对什么都不感到意外了 You know what's cool? I'm never surprised anymore.
我觉得集中我的杀戮欲望 Well, I feel like channeling my bloodlust
正是避免昨晚那种尴尬的关键 is key to preventing something like last night's oopsie.
灯上有块眼皮 There's an eyelid on the light.
啊哦 Oopsie.
我把装有那个 So I took the container
塞尔维亚人尸体的箱子带回储物间了 with Serbian Guy back to the storage unit.
然后毁掉了他的手机 And then I destroyed his phone
把他的衣物埋在了沙漠里 and then buried his clothes in the desert.
瞧瞧我 我都开始早起了 Look at me, I'm becoming a morning person.
如果这能抑制你杀戮的冲动 那很好 If this helps you be less murdery, that's great.
我担心的是 如果有人看见你到处跑 My concern is, if someone sees you running around
像穿瑜伽裤的土狼一样追赶兔子 snatching rabbits like a coyote in yoga pants,
他们会问 "那是怎么回事" they might ask questions like, "What the fuck is that?"
没人会看见我的 No one's gonna see me.
我去的是沙漠深处 比埋加里的地方还远 I'm way out in the desert, even past where we buried Gary.
我只是觉得你应该低调点 I just think you should keep a low profile
直到我们搞清怎么回事 until we know what's going on.
也许我们可以给你买个跑步机 Maybe we'll get you a treadmill.
然后在跑步机前放一根插着玩具兔子的棍子 We could put a toy rabbit on a stick in front of it
你追着它跑 and you can chase that.
好好想清楚 乔 我到底是穿瑜伽裤的土狼 Well, make up your mind, Joel. Am I a coyote in yoga pants
还是跑道上的灰狗 or a greyhound at a racetrack?
他正在想 他正在想 He's thinking, he's thinking.
他知道他搞砸了 他要说... He knows he screwed up and he's going with...
你是我美丽的妻子 You are my beautiful wife.
搞定 你那套真是弱爆了 Nailed it. Don't come at me with that weak tea.
我非常爱你 I love you very much.
这话他妈是什么意思 What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
她是想扰乱你的头脑 别听她的 She's trying to get in your head. Don't listen to her.
好了 我跑步时冒出了一个想法 Okay, when I was running, I had a thought.
我觉得我们今天应该到办公室去 I think we should go to the office today
告诉卡尔我们想参与 and tell Carl that we want in on
他在做的那个地产开发计划 that big housing development he's doing.
或许比这更妙 我们暂时别去见 Or even better, we hold off for a while
冲我们大喊大叫的老板 on seeing our boss who yells at us
以免你扯出他的声带当着他的面吃了 and whose vocal cords you might rip out and eat in front of him.
拜托 乔 我不想低调做人 Come on, Joel. I don't wanna lay low.
我想留下自己的印记 做出改变 I wanna make my mark. I wanna shake shit up.
放飞梦想 Dream big.
我如今的梦想 就是我们一家人齐齐整整 My dream right now is to keep my family together
以及我老婆不进监狱 and my wife out of jail.
然后把这把我做来杀活死人的锤刀拆掉 And take apart this hammer-knife I made to kill the undead,
用锤子那部分打造书架 and use the hammer portion to build bookshelves.
等我完工之后 Then, when my workday is done,
用刀那部分切布里干酪 或者苹果 the knife to cut Brie and, perhaps, an apple.
好吧 那我自己去见卡尔 Fine. I'll go see Carl alone.
但假如他不允许我们加入那个计划 But if he doesn't let us in on that project,
我就把他肉呼呼汗津津的手指揪下来 I am going to pry it out of his plump and salty fingers.
好吧 我和你一起去 Okay, I'll come with you.
老天在上 我今天要吃个苹果 By God, I'm gonna have an apple today.
你好呀 乔 Hi, Joel.
你好呀 丽莎 你还好吗 Hey, Lisa. How you doing?
挺好的 还是没有丹的消息 I'm okay. Still no news about Dan.
我很遗憾 一定挺难的吧 I'm sorry. That must be hard.
-是啊 -你好呀 乔 - Yeah. - Hello, Joel.
但你知道那句话吧... But you know what they say--
"上帝关闭一扇门的同时 也打开了一扇窗" "When God closes a door, He always opens a window."
窗外是令人窒息的美景 With a breathtaking view.
别肉麻 Don't you start.
-我们仍在为丹祈祷 -她敬爱上帝 - We're still praying for Dan. - She loves God.
祂保佑我们做的每件事 He blesses everything we do.
你就是祂的使者 Well, He sure made you His instrument.
好了啦 Stop.
你怎么样呀 乔 How are you doing, Joel?
我看治安官的日志上写你把诺瓦克校长家弄得一团糟 I saw in the sheriff's log you trashed Principal Novak's house.
是啊 阿朗德拉说你和她说了些 Yeah, Alondra said you told her some crazy story
关于挪家具的疯狂故事 about trying to move furniture?
那个啊 她搞错了 Yeah, she got that wrong.
-那你为什么会在那里 -我开车过去的 - So, why were you there? - I drove over in my car.
不 你为什么会在那里 No, why were you there?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我以为你问"我是怎么到那里去的" I thought you said, "How was I there?"
我是开车去的 Which was by way of car.
-你是不想告诉我吗 乔 -当然不是 - Do you not wanna tell me, Joel? - Of course I do.
我是去看他奶奶的 I was there to see his grandmother.
我志愿给老年人上课 I volunteer to teach the elderly.
真有爱 你都教些什么 Oh, that's sweet. What do you teach them?
跳舞 Dancing.
希拉 我们要迟到了 Sheila, we're gonna be late!
所以你是把诺瓦克校长的客厅给跳毁了 You wrecked Principal Novak's living room by dancing?
我们跳的是萨尔萨 Well, it was the salsa.
当你激情起舞的时候 And when you dance with passion ,
比如像我这样 可能会忘乎所以 as I do, sometimes things get away from you.
萨尔萨舞 Salsa!
-好啊 各位 -你好 - Oh, hey, guys. - Hi.
乔刚在跟我们说他给诺瓦克校长的 Joel was telling us he gave dance lessons
奶奶上舞蹈课 to Principal Novak's grandmother.
什么 是啊 Wha--? Yeah.
他跳舞很厉害 He's a wonderful dancer.
所以你们两个都喜欢运动 So you're both athletic.
今早我去跑步的时候 I saw you coming from your run this morning
看到你刚跑完回来 while I was heading out for mine.
你也跑步 You run?
是啊 看看她的双腿 Duh. Check out those "Getaway sticks".
-你得停下来 -你干嘛不逼我停呢 警官 - You need to stop. - Why don't you make me, Officer?
我们真的该走了 Well, we really should be going.
希拉 有时间我们一起跑步 Hey, Sheila, we should go running together sometime.
既然现在我跟金发妞在一起了 Now I'm hanging out with Blondie,
能多了解了解你也好 it'd be good to get to know you better.
乐意至极 I would love that.
是啊 这才对嘛 Yeah, wouldn't that make sense?
你和加西亚警员成为朋友 You and Deputy Garcia getting to be friends.
说到朋友 Speaking of friends,
周二的晚餐我可以带安妮来吗 is it okay if I bring Anne to dinner Tuesday night?
不要跟我说你们忘记了 上一次你们就取消了 Don't tell me you forgot. You canceled last time.
糟了 希拉 周二我们什么安排来着 Shoot. Sheila, what's that thing we have on Tuesday?
跟丽莎一起吃饭 现在加上安妮 Dinner with Lisa. And now with Anne.
对 我想问的就是这个 Yeah. That's what I was fishing for.
我们除掉了一个警察 你现在又招来一个 We get rid of one cop, now you bring another into our lives?
你太冲动了 You're too impulsive.
今天让我跟卡尔谈话吧 At least let me do the talking with Carl today.
如果让你去谈 If you talk,
你会说你是世界上跳得最快的踢踏舞者 you'll claim you're the world's fastest tap dancer.
是萨尔萨舞 Salsa.
或许我们都不应该跟卡尔谈 Maybe neither of us should talk to Carl.
你说的是 太危险了 我们还是给你搭书架吧 You're right, it's too dangerous. Let's build your bookshelves.
-真的吗 -不是 开车吧 - Really? - No. Drive.
我们有问题了 我们的招人贴又有人回复了 We have a problem. I got another hit on our job board listing.
那就删掉 我们拿到胆汁了 Take it down. We got the bile.
除非你想要更多 变态 Unless you want more. Perv.
我确实删掉了 然后我想起来我们和那个 I did take it down. Then I realized there's an e-mail exchange
你妈杀死的塞尔维亚人有邮件往来 between us and the Serb your mom killed.
如果有人调查他的失踪 他们可能会发现的 If anyone investigates his disappearance, they could find it.
我需要用他的账号登录并删掉邮件 We need to access and delete e-mails on his end.
你有他的手机吗 Do you have his cell phone?
-没有 被我妈毁了 -操蛋 - No, my mom destroyed it. - Shit!
在你妈把他杀死之前他有提到密码吗 He didn't mention his password before your mom killed him?
除非是"我的天 为什么" 不然就没有 Unless it was, "Ah! Oh, my God! Why?" Then, no.
这一点帮助都没有 That's clearly not helping.
-是谁 -只是个朋友 - Who's that? - Just a friend.
艾瑞克 Eric.
-艾瑞克 -好 - Eric! - Right. Okay.
我们得潜入他的公寓 这样才能用他的电脑 We need to get into his apartment so we can use his computer.
该死 我又得逃课了 我们去吧 Darn. I have to miss school again. Let's do it.
或许我们应该告诉你的父母 Maybe we should tell your parents.
我已经不这么干了 I don't do that anymore.
科比房地产
卡尔 Hey, Carl.
小可口 怎么样啊 Hey, scrumptious. How's it going?
我心情糟透了 I'm in a fucking bad mood.
我四岁的孩子需要一副眼镜 我妻子搞不定 My four-year-old needs glasses and my wife can't handle it.
你们想干什么 What do you people want?
我们想改天再来 We want to come back at a later date
告诉你我们想干什么 对吧 亲爱的 and tell you what we want. Right, honey?
你和那家开发公司在合作出售几所新房子 You're partnering with that development company on some new homes.
我们俩是做这件事的不二人选 We should be the point people on that.
加里失踪后 那个新建住宅区的项目就一直搁置着 That development's on hold since Gary disappeared.
这和加里有什么关系 What does Gary have to do with it?
那个项目需要优秀的推销员 The project needs a great salesman.
那家伙能把房子卖给死人 That guy could sell farts to an asshole.
那你或许该去看看眼科了 Well, maybe you need to have your eyes checked
因为站在你面前的就是两位优秀的推销员 because you have two great salesmen standing right here.
他们也可以站在这儿 Although, they could also be standing right here.
得了 卡尔 你要像巨婴一样 Come on, Carl, are you gonna give up
放弃眼前这个 some awesome money making opportunity,
狠狠赚一笔的机会吗 like the giant baby you look like?
你说什么 Excuse me?
她的意思是 你的皮肤像年轻人一样水嫩 What she means is, you have the skin of a young person
还有孩童般的热情 along with childlike enthusiasm.
就是这个意思 That explains it.
好吧 Fine.
那个新建住宅区挺高端的 That development is high-end.
在林登大道上有栋房子 There's a house on Linden Drive
比你们卖的破房子贵多了 that is way pricier than the shitboxes you sell.
你们给我拿下那单 咱们再聊 You bring me that listing, we'll talk.
成交 我们会拿下那单 像在度假一样操翻它 Deal. We'll get that listing and fuck it like we're on vacation.
她的意思是我们会拿下那单的 What she means is, we're gonna get that listing.
有人吗 Hello?
你确定他一个人住 Are you sure he lived alone?
他在网上卖呕吐物 He sold vomit on the Internet.
我十分确定他没对象 I'm pretty sure there's not a Mrs. Right.
-咱们删掉邮件就走 -好 - Let's delete the e-mails and get out. - Okay.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
当时太吓人了 It was really scary.
是啊 肯定的 Yeah, it must have been.
我是指他跟踪我回到家 出现在厨房 I mean, he followed me home. He was in my kitchen.
我一直在想可能发生的事 I keep thinking about what could have happened.
你想聊聊吗 Do you wanna talk about it?
我正在说啊 I am.
对哦 继续说 Right, right. Go on.
我真的吓坏了 It really freaked me out.
我昨晚不得不跟我爸妈一起睡 I had to sleep with my parents last night.
对不起 艾比 I'm sorry, Abby.
-我当时应该陪着你的 -不 - I should have been there. - No, no.
你是个英雄 你的血清救了我妈 You were a hero. Your serum saved my mom.
而且你现在陪着我 所以... Besides, you're here now, so...
抱歉 Sorry.
-我看看手机 -谁不停地给你发消息 - Let me get that. - Okay, who keeps texting you?
就是昨晚我在爱德药店认识的一个女生 It's just this girl I met at the Rite Aid last night.
雷蒙娜 Ramona.
我见过她 Oh, I met her.
我们还挺合得来的 Anyway, we kind of hit it off,
而且她一直发消息约我出去 所以... and she's been texting me to hang out, so...
这反应代表好还是坏 Is that a good "Huh" or a bad "Huh"?
这代表我还在消化这件事 It's like a processing "Huh".
那是好的消化反应吗 So, is that like a good processing "Huh"?
-艾瑞克 我们正擅闯民宅呢 -对哦 - Eric, we're breaking and entering right now. - Right.
格兰 拒绝访问
可恶 我进不了他的电脑 Damn it. I can't get into his computer.
需要触控感应器
他有触控感应器 我们需要他的指纹 He has a touch sensor. We need his fingerprint.
我们要怎么拿到他的指纹 How are we gonna get his fingerprint?
-不要啊 -要的 - No. - Yeah.
-好恶心 -是的 - Gross. - Yeah.
好吧 我去拿我爸妈储物间的钥匙 Okay. I'll get the key to my parents' storage unit.
我妈超爱吃手指 My mom loves fingers,
但她说大拇指就像面包的两头一样不好吃 but she says thumbs are like the ends of bread,
所以我们也许会走运 so maybe we'll get lucky.
当然了 还有客厅 And of course, the living room.
这间房子会展示得非常棒 This house is gonna show really well.
楼上的洗衣间 超赞 The laundry room upstairs. Brilliant.
充满回忆啊 Mm. Lot of memories.
我在这养大了两个孩子 算上瑞秋就有三个了 I raised two kids here. Well, three if you count Rachel.
为什么会不算上瑞秋 Why wouldn't we count Rachel?
我们就别问瑞秋的事了 Let's not open the Rachel box.
为什么不把瑞秋算上 是你的事 Why we're not counting Rachel is your business.
瑞秋在那儿呢 Well, there's Rachel.
你是我的宝宝 你是我的宝宝 我的坏宝宝 You are my baby, you are my baby. You're my bad baby.
你在大门上留下一堆划痕 You leave scratches on the front door.
总想从妈妈的房子跑出去 You're always trying to run out of Mommy's house.
你知道我们不能让你跑出去的 绝对不能哦 You know we can't let you go outside. Never, never, never.
瑞秋为什么不能跑出去 Why can't Rachel run outside?
因为她不肯穿袜子 Because she will not wear her socks.
她的小爪爪就会弄脏 我就不能放到嘴里 Then her paws get dirty, and I can't put 'em in my mouth
像这样狂亲啦 and I kiss her like this-- mwah, mwah, mwah...
别干涉 Just leave it.
你觉得不许瑞秋 So, you think it's okay to
做狗之常情的事 真的没问题吗 deny Rachel what's natural and normal to her?
你觉得你知道什么对我的狗狗最好吗 You think you know what's best for my dog?
当然不是了 Of course not.
亲爱的 也许瑞秋觉得自然的对她并非最有益 Honey, maybe what feels natural to Rachel isn't what's best.
如果瑞秋她不栓链子不穿袜子乱跑 If she, Rachel, runs wild, untethered, sockless,
可能会遇到各种麻烦 she could get into all kinds of trouble.
她甚至有可能被发现在沙漠做不寻常的事 She might even get caught doing something unusual in the desert
然后被捕 and get arrested.
你只想做你自己 You just wanna be yourself.
-有时那挺难的 对吧 -她在亲你 - That's hard sometimes, isn't it? - She's kissing you.
瑞秋从来不亲陌生人 这是个好迹象 Rachel never kisses strangers. This is a good sign.
你知道还有什么是好迹象[标牌]吗 You know what else is a good sign?
挂在你院子里 印着我们的脸说"刚刚售出"的标牌 One in your yard with our faces on it saying "Just Sold."
我们商量一下这里能卖多少钱吧 Let's talk about what kind of price we can get for this.
叮咚 原则房屋中介 Ding-dong! Principal Residential.
该死 Oh, shit.
我们来早了 希望你不介意 We're early, I hope that's okay.
我叫克里斯 她叫克里斯塔 I'm Chris, she's Christa.
-很好记 但如果你忘了 -就看看提拉米苏 - Easy to remember, but if you forget... - Check the tiramisu.
来自克里斯和克里斯塔的礼物
-这招真贱 -就是啊 - What a douchey move. - Yeah.
-我们应该这么做 -没错 - We should do that. - Yeah.
-希拉 乔 你们好吗 -你们彼此认识吗 - Sheila, Joel. How are you? - You all know each other?
我们当然认识哈蒙德夫妇啦 你好点了吗 Of course we know the Hammonds. Are you feeling better now?
可怜的希拉给客户介绍房子时吐在了 Poor Sheila vomited all over brand-new textured plush carpeting
全新的织纹丝绒地毯上 at a house they were showing.
他们不得不把地毯下的地板给换了 They had to replace the flooring under the carpet.
这不是真的 克里斯 That's not true, Chris.
那地毯是防污渍的 你明知道 That carpet was stain-resistant, you know that.
我们跟克里斯和克里斯塔高中时就认识了 We've known Chris and Christa since high school.
克里斯比我大几岁 但我们同时毕业 Chris is a few years older than me, but we graduated at the same time.
你来算一下吧 因为他当年不会算数 I'll let you do the math. Because he couldn't.
乔和我当年是橄榄球对手 Joel and I played football against each other.
你还记得那场冠军赛吗 哥们 Do you remember the championship game, sport?
克里斯曾醉驾过 Chris once drove drunk.
乔是他们球队的四分卫 Joel was quarterback for his team,
那是最后一击 it was the final play of the game.
小家伙后撤并抛出孤注一掷的长传 Little guy drops back and throws a Hail Mary.
当时在下雨 球很湿 你要知道这点 It was raining, the ball was wet. That's important to know.
球飞偏了 落到军乐队那儿 The ball went sideways and landed in the marching band
砸在了低音鼓上 砰 and hit the bass drum. Kaboom!
据说如果你把那个鼓放到耳边 They say if you put that drum up against your ear,
仍能听到乔的哭声 you can still hear Joel crying.
贝琦 会有很多人想卖你的房子 Listen, Becky, a lot of people are gonna wanna sell your house,
但我向你保证 我们是镇上最优秀的房产金鸡人 but I promise you, we are the best damn realators in town.
事实上他们是镇上唯一的房产"金鸡人" They're actually the only "Realators" in town,
因为我们其他人都叫房产"经纪人" because the rest of us pronounce it "Realtors".
没错 是叫"经纪人" Yeah, it's "Realtors".
她说的就是"金鸡人" 等等 我听出区别了 That's what she said, "Realators". Wait, I heard the difference.
但你知道 这不重要 两种念法都对 But you know, it doesn't matter. Both ways are correct.
才不是呢 一种念法是对的 That's not true. One way is correct
另一种是极度没文化 and the other is profoundly ignorant.
不 乔说得没错 "金鸡人"或"经纪人"都行 No, Joel's right. You can say "Realator" or "Realator".
贝琦 告诉我们厨房在哪 Becky, show us the kitchen
我给大家都切一块提拉米苏 and I'll slice everyone a piece of tiramisu.
除非你念成"提拉秘书" Unless you pronounce it "Tira-a-misu."
真幽默 That's funny.
克里斯撞翻了他爸的车 都上报纸了 Chris flipped his dad's car. It was in the papers.
听好了 贱人 Listen, bitch.
你再说我们坏话 You keep talking shit about us,
我发誓一定会弄死你 and I swear to God I will drop you.
你敢动手我就把你小妹妹踢飞到喉咙 Try it and I'll kick your twat so far up your throat
让你含个屌都会怀孕 you'll get pregnant giving blowjobs.
我恨他们 I hate them.
-我恨他还是这么高 -我们死定了 - I hate how tall he still is. - Oh, we are screwed.
不 贝琦说她明天才做决定 No. Becky said she's not deciding till tomorrow.
我们一定要赢 必须碾压他们 We have to win this. We have to crush them.
我要让他们痛不欲生 I wanna make it hurt.
-怎么了 -我喜欢好胜的乔 很性感 - What? - I like competitive Joel. It's hot.
比想在家里转悠的你更棒 Better than you wanting to putter around the house.
操他妈的转悠 操他妈的克里斯和克里斯塔 Fuck puttering! Fuck Chris and Christa!
操他妈的提拉米苏 Fuck tiramisu.
既然你什么都要操... Hey, as long as you're fucking everything...
我们多"干"点这个 你就不用去追兔子了 If we did that more often, you wouldn't have to chase rabbits.
我想你没意识到我现在精力有多旺盛 I don't think you realize the kind of energy I have now.
我不想把你玩坏了 I don't wanna break you.
我们要怎么对付克里斯和克里斯塔 What are we gonna do about Chris and Christa?
我们可以把他们杀了 We could kill them.
不能凡事都用杀人来解决 We can't solve all our problems with murder.
-只用来解决这个问题呢 -不行 - How about just this problem? - No.
我们不能杀他们 We're not killing them.
好吧 Right.
我们可以只杀死他们其中一个 We could kill one of them.
好难选择 他们两个都那么操蛋 That'd be a tough call, they're both such dicks.
不 我们得采取非谋杀的手段 No, we have to do something that doesn't involve murder.
老天 不能选谋杀的话 Boy, if you take killing off the table,
就真的没什么选择了 we really don't have a lot of moves.
还真的是 No, we really don't.
绑架怎么样 What about kidnapping?
政府为什么不多作为来阻止绑架呢 Why don't governments do more to stop that?
宝贝你好呀 Oh, hi, honey.
我们刚刚正讨论国际事务呢 We were just discussing international affairs.
我昨晚才看到你像吞生蚝一样吞了一条人舌头 Last night I saw you swallow a man's tongue like an oyster.
我们继续欺骗对方 Don't you think it's ridiculous
不是很荒唐吗 for us to keep lying to each other?
你说得对 真抱歉 学校怎么样了 You're right. I'm sorry. How was school?
挺好的 It was good.
你见到艾瑞克了吗 经过昨晚的事他还好吗 Did you see Eric? How's he doing after last night?
他在爱德药店买清洁用品时 While he was at Rite Aid picking up cleaning supplies,
在那儿工作的机智怪女孩约他出去 the oddly insightful girl who works there asked him out.
所以他应该挺好的 So actually I think he's doing okay.
艾瑞克在和爱德药店那女孩约会吗 真不错 Eric's dating the Rite Aid girl? Good for him, huh?
我想是吧 Yeah, I guess.
他现在常常傻笑 这倒是新鲜 I mean, he's giggling a lot now, so, that's new.
跟别人分享你最好的朋友 确实不容易 You know, it's hard to share your best friend.
你想想什么让艾瑞克开心就好了 You just have to think about what makes Eric happy.
妈妈 不不不 Oh, Mom. No. No, no, no.
我才不需要 I don't need life advice
密谋绑架的人给我人生建议 from people who were plotting a kidnapping.
我们刚只是集思广益 We were brainstorming.
如果发明飞机的莱特兄弟有你这个女儿 If the Wright brothers had you as a daughter,
人类就永远无法征服天空了 we'd have never conquered the sky.
我觉得你给她的建议很棒 I thought you gave her good advice.
把其他人的需求排在她前面 我们都应该这么做 Put other people's needs above her own. We should all do that.
我们确实都应该这么做 We should all do that.
你是在说刚才卧室里发生的事吗 Are you talking about what happened in the bedroom?
-因为我真的拼老命了 -不 - Because I did my level best. - No.
我们把注意力都放在了克里斯和克里斯塔身上 We became so preoccupied with Chris and Christa,
反而忽略了客户 we lost sight of the client.
我们应该考虑什么对她最重要 We need to get back to what's important to her.
别担心卧室里的事 Don't worry about the bedroom.
我知道我让你累坏了 I know how hard I work you up there.
我不累 亲爱的 但中途让我喝点水也不赖 It's not work, honey. But I could use more water breaks.
我该把这雕成天鹅还是海豚呢 Should I carve it into a swan or a dolphin?
等一下 艾比 你不必亲自动手 Wait, Abby. I don't think you should have to do this,
除非凿开这块恶心的东西能让你好过些 unless chiseling this block of creep will help you feel better.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thanks. - No problem.
我有一年夏天在刨冰店打过工 I worked a snow cone cart one summer, so...
你应该跟雷蒙娜约会 Hey, you should go out with Ramona.
我不想当阻碍朋友的那种人 I don't wanna be the girl who holds a friend back
就因为他们有3%的机会会在一起 because they have a three-percent chance of winding up together.
而且我喜欢她 And I like her.
我希望你快乐 I want you to be happy.
你刚才说有3%的机会吗 Did you say a three-percent chance?
不是吧 你只听进去这个吗 Really? That's all you heard?
不 我还听到你希望我快乐 No, I also heard you want me to be happy.
谢谢你 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
那里 Oh there.
-哪里 -我想那是根拇指 - Where? - I think that's a thumb.
-跟他的鼻子黏在一起了 -我要扯开吗 - It's stuck to his nose. - Should I pull it apart?
-不要 可能会破坏指纹 -那怎么办 - No. We might lose the thumbprint. - What do we do?
-解冻吗 -大概吧 - So, defrost? - I guess.
选"家禽肉"还是"剩菜"那档 "Poultry" or "Leftovers"?
肯定不是爆米花那档 I know it's not popcorn.
任何人都能把这栋房子卖个好价钱 Anybody could get you a good price for this house.
所以我们来谈谈什么对你才真正重要 So let's talk about what's really important to you.
这个家里有满满的爱 There is a lot of love in this home.
我们从凯尔房间里记录他多年来身高变化的 We noticed that in the pencil marks in Kyle's room
铅笔记号看出来了 that tracked his height all those years.
也从玛姬房里你为她画的丛林壁画看出来了 And in the jungle mural you painted for Maggie in her room.
我们想找到另一个 We wanna find another family
会让这个家充满回忆的家庭 that will fill this home with memories,
我们保证会做到 and we promise we'll do that,
只要您赏脸 让我们当您的房产"金鸡人" if you do us the honor of making us your realators.
-经纪人 -两种说法都对 - Realtors. - Both are correct.
太感人了 That's lovely.
我本来打算明天才做决定 不过... I was going to wait until tomorrow to decide, but--
叮咚 Ding-dong!
不可理喻 Unbelievable.
你们不能说一声"叮咚"就闯进别人家里 You can't waltz into people's homes 'cause you say, "Ding-dong."
很抱歉打断你们了 但我们有好消息 So sorry to interrupt, but we just got some great news.
我们刚以高于要价 卖出了约翰尼·德普 We sold Johnny Depp's manager's house
经纪人的房子 for above asking.
而且他同意让你到片场见约翰尼 And he agreed that you can come to set and meet Johnny,
他现正在洛杉矶拍电影 who is in LA right now making a movie.
我的天呐 Oh, my God.
-好像在做梦 -我们想着你应该会喜欢 - This is unreal. - We thought you'd like that.
我们注意到你有一半影碟都是德普的电影 We noticed half your DVDs were Johnny Depp movies.
而我们在盯着玛姬的种族歧视丛林壁画 While we were staring at Maggie's racist jungle mural.
"提拉秘书"蛋糕还有吗 Is there any more of that "Tira-a-misu" left?
当然有啦 你不许吃 Of course. None for you.
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
我们一直说要做对别人最有益的事 We've been talking about doing what's best for people.
我还没对你这样做过 I haven't done that for you.
你需要自由奔跑 追逐一些东西 You need to run free, chase things.
这很贴心 That's really sweet,
但这时候你还在想这个吗 but that's what you're thinking about now?
没错 因为你需要奔跑和追逐东西 Yes, because you need to run and chase things.
就现在 Now.
-糟了 -怎么了 - Oh, no! - What?
我在收拾东西 I was gathering our stuff up.
发现克里斯没关门 瑞秋跑出去了 I noticed Chris left the door open, and Rachel got out.
不要啊 No!
我去追她 I'm on it.
终于遇到旗鼓相当的对手 Finally, a worthy adversary.
你也许比我快 但我不会累 You may be faster than me, but I never tire.
不信问我老公 Just ask my husband.
但愿我们没煮过头了 I hope we didn't overcook it.
都皱了 就像泡澡时睡着了一样 It's really puckered. Like it fell asleep in a bathtub.
-成功了 -谢天谢地 - It worked! - Oh, thank God.
那是雷蒙娜发来的第20条短信 Okay, that is the 20th text from Ramona.
你到底要不要约她出去 Are you gonna ask her out, or what?
迟早会 现在我仍停留在美好的幻想中 One day. Right now, I'm living the fantasy of what might be,
而不是我搞砸了的必然现实中 rather than the inevitable reality of me blowing it.
然后 And...
好了 搞定 There. Done.
-我们不用坐牢了 -太棒了 - We don't have to go to jail. - Yes!
我们快离开这里 Let's get out of here.
死了 有人要进来 Shit. Someone's coming.
我们要坐牢了 We're going to jail.
你们是谁 Who are you?
你们又是谁 Who are you?
我们是格兰的朋友 We're friends of Goran.
我们也是 你们怎么戴着手套 So are we. Why are you wearing gloves?
你们又为什么戴着手套 Why are you wearing gloves?
我们是青少年手模 We're teen hand models.
得保护资产不受阳光侵害 And we have to protect our assets from sun damage.
-对吧 夏洛特 -对 汉克 - Right, Charlotte? - That's right... Hank.
-没错 -那你们呢 - Yep. - And you?
我们戴着手套是因为我们是清洁工 We're wearing gloves because we're janitors
正要去做清洁工作 on our way to our janitor jobs.
对 而且我们讨厌在那里更衣 Yeah. And we hate changing there.
我们要去拍摄手表公司的硬照了 Well, we're off to a photo shoot with a watch company,
你们一定想象得到 他们非常准时 and as I'm sure you can imagine, they are very punctual.
没错 Yes.
他们是来拿胆汁的吗 Were they here for the bile?
我听到的你都听到了 玛莎 You heard everything I heard, Marsha.
你觉得他们是跟我们一伙的吗 You think they're with us?
根据我得到的跟你一模一样的信息 Well, based on my having the identical information you have,
我不知道 I don't know.
-刚才那些人是谁 -我听到的你也听到了 艾瑞克 - Who were those guys? - You heard everything I heard, Eric.
我们为什么来爱德药店 Why are we at the Rite Aid?
因为雷蒙娜在里面 你要约她出去 'Cause Ramona's in there. And you're gonna ask her out.
-现在吗 -没错 - Now? - Yeah.
很明显她想见你 She obviously wants to see you.
邀她一起吃午餐之类的 Just ask her to lunch or something.
能发生什么不好的事呢 What's the worst that could happen?
你说得对 You're right.
人只活一次 You only live once.
-快点 快下车吧 -好吧 - Go on, get outta here. - Okay.
知道吗 我永远都会陪在你身边 You know, I'll always be there for you.
别忘了 你口袋里有根解冻了的拇指 Don't forget, you have a defrosted thumb in your pocket.
对哦 Right.
如果那条狗有三长两短 你就死定了 If anything happens to that dog.
我不可能忘记关门 There's no way I left the door open.
我记得你也不承认撞翻了你爸的车 I recall you also denied flipping your dad's car.
你们看 Look.
你找到她了 You got her.
-谢谢你 太谢谢你了 -不客气 - Oh, thank you! Thank you! - No problem.
我们是房产"金鸡人" 女士 We're "Realators", ma'am.
发音与众不同是因为我们有过人的努力 And we have the extra syllable because we go the extra mile.
你真是个淘气包 瑞秋 瞧瞧你搞得多脏 You are such a naughty girl, Rachel. Look how dirty you are.
我给你拿湿毛巾和你的小浴袍来 I'm gonna get you a wet towel and your robe.
我来抱着她吧 I'll take her.
不用了 谢谢 No, thank you.
乔 Joel?
好的 Oh, yeah.
你陷害了我们 对吧 矮脚虎 You screwed us, didn't you, half-pint?
矮脚虎 我身高可是有185 "Half-pint?" Dude, I'm 6'1".
而我身高193 也就是比你高8厘米 And I'm 6'4", which makes me... three inches taller than you.
也没高到可以拦截我的最后一记长传 Not tall enough to block my Hail Mary.
别摔"狗"停表 Don't spike the dog.
橄榄球术语 摔球牺牲一档进攻以节省更多时间布置战术
我们拿到了 拿下这单了 We got it. We got the listing.
上面就是客户的签名 That's the client's signature there.
你现在要跟谁一起建房子 我们 Who are you building homes with now, huh? Us.
干得漂亮 我本来一点都不看好你们 Good job. I had zero faith in you two.
但看到这个成绩 我有了一丝丝的信心 But now, seeing this, I have the tiniest amount.
小心点 我们会骄傲的 Careful. We'll get cocky.
你们熟悉一下位置图 Well, get familiar with the site map.
我会尽快 I'll call the geologists
安排地质学家去现场 and get them out there as soon as possible.
我应该说恭喜吧 Congratulations, I guess.
来抱抱 麻麻想抱抱宝宝 Bring it in. Mama wants to hold the baby.
不准再叫我宝宝 You cut that "Baby" shit out right now.
没问题 You got it.
来看看我们的未来好吗 Shall we look at our future?
看来我们真的要这么做了 I guess we're really doing this.
-瞧瞧啊 -是啊 - Look at it. - Yeah.
那是我们埋加里的地方吗 Is that where we buried Gary?
是的 Yeah.
-我们是坏人吗 -应该不算吧 - Are we bad people? - I don't think so.
一千平方英里的沙漠 A thousand square miles of desert
他们偏要在我们埋你杀的第一个人这里盖房子 and they're building right where we buried your first kill.
也许我们遭天谴了 Maybe we're being punished.
又或者某人只是低血糖 Or maybe someone just has low blood sugar
早该像我提议的 先吃个玉米卷再开工 and should have stopped for tacos like I suggested.
这可不是因为低血糖 This isn't low blood sugar.
我们做过很多不太光彩的事 We do a lot of things that aren't so great.
我们用卑劣的手段抢下这单 We won the listing in an underhanded way.
我们对邻居说谎 We lie to our neighbors.
当然了 我们还杀人 And, of course, kill people.
我们只杀坏人 邻居可喜欢我们了 We only kill bad people. Our neighbors like us.
而且我认为我们拿下这单的方法很机智 And I thought the way we got the listing was clever.
我不认为我们坏 也许我们只是大胆 I don't think we're bad. Maybe we're just bold.
没错 你们好得不得了 Yeah, you guys are fantastic.
我操 Holy shit!
加里 Gary?
你们把我怎么了 What did you do to me?