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Are you ready for Britain's Got Talent?
Roll up, roll up. Britain's Got Talent auditions this way!
I've got transportation for us. The Tube. Hooray!
Have you all brought your Oyster Card?
We are...We're here. No, we're not there. We're here.
This is gonna be a disaster.
What are you doing?!
(CHEERING)
There we are. Thank you. No worries.
Do you prefer this or the private jet?
(CHEERING)
Lovely atmosphere, isn't it? All the people around.
I think that's why I like Britain's Got Talent.
Because anything goes here.
# Sexy
# Everything about you's so sexy
If we win this, you get to perform on the Royal Variety Performance.
I'll write to the Queen
and ask what colour her dress is so we won't clash.
Let's go to work.
# I'm coming up
# So you better get...
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent! Are you ready to meet your judges?
Are we ready? I am ready, baby.
Give them a huge London Palladium welcome.
They are David Walliams, Alesha Dixon,
Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell.
(CHEERING)
# I'm coming up so you better get this party started
(CHEERING)
# I'm coming up so you better get this party started
Guys, we are here to entertain the world.
We also have on the desk a golden buzzer.
If the judges hit the golden buzzer, the act goes
straight through to the live semi-final.
I'm really excited. Are you? Yeah.
Here we go, guys. This is it.
They're ready if you are. Get yourself on there.
Good luck.
# ..this party started
Yes! I'm energised.
Hello.
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Would you like to introduce yourself to the audience?
Sascha Williams and Stephanie Knock. Are you excited?
Er...
Could you try and help me out a little bit?
Make it a bit more interesting?
(VISION-ON THEME)
Do you have a day job? No.
What's the biggest gig you've done so far?
Erm...
Er...
(YAWNS) Oh, dear.
Little theatres and stuff.
OK. Yeah.
All right. This isn't going great, is it?
OK. Good luck. Thank you.
(APPLAUSE)
This'll be fun.
(MUSIC)
(CHEERING)
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
He's mad, isn't he?
Ohhh!
Yes!
Just calm it all down a bit!
(CHEERING)
Come on!
That's good. That's a bit more stable.
Shut up, man! It's impossible! Shut up, man!
No way. No way!
That's not safe! That's not safe!
It's not safe. No, no, no.
Ohhh, no!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# Let me entertain you
I was not expecting that.
I'm gonna be honest. I thought, "These two are a bit boring.
And this is gonna be great!" And then you get up there.
I think you're nuts.
(CHEERING)
They're the most thrilling minutes we've had on Britain's Got Talent.
I was excited. I wasn't as scared as Amanda was.
I kept thinking, "Go on. Go for it. Go for it." And, boy, did you?
(CHEERING)
I think what made it special, is the lack of lycra and sequins
and hair flicking and all of that.
Although, it worried me. When you first came on the stage.
Then you just turned into this nutter!
It was fantastic.
(CHEERING)
And, you know what, I think is the most difficult
kind of acrobatic act we have on the show. It is so hard.
You were literally right on the edge.
We're gonna vote. Simon.
Er...
Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
(BOOING)
I'm kidding. Obviously it's a yes.
(CHEERING)
It's a yes from me. It's a yes from me.
Guys, you've got four yeses. Well done.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Well done.
Congratulations. Well done. Crazy kids. Wow.
Good. Liked that.
Very sharp.
Britain's Got Talent rocks.
# One two three
B-B-B-G-T! Go!
Marry me, Simon!
(LAUGHTER)
Get out! Get out!
Out!
Get on there and rock the London Palladium, guys.
It's all yours.
David. Yes.
Stop...showing... Stop showing off?
You're being excited. Stop showing off.
(CHEERING)
Hi, guys. Who are you?
We are the DMU Gospel Choir!
(CHEERING)
OK. Shall we start on the left. I'd like to know your name, age,
where you went to school, day job...
(LAUGHTER)
Hobbies and...ambitions, starting with you.
My name's Ezra.
Stop it! We'll be here all night!
(LAUGHTER)
We'll pick this up later. Where are you from?
We are from the beautiful city of Leicester.
(CHEERING)
Woo-hoo! And what makes you different from other gospel choirs?
We want to make England the best producers of gospel music.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Go for it. Good luck.
# I love him, I love him
# I love him, and where he goes I'll follow
# I'll follow, I'll follow
# I love him
# Oh, yes, I love him
# I'll follow # I will follow
# Everywhere he goes # True love
# My true love
# For ever # For ever
# Every day
# Oh, happy day # Oh, happy day
Ladies and gentlemen, sing with me Oh, happy day.
# Oh, happy day # Ah, happy day
# Oh, happy day # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
# Happy day # Oh, happy day
# Yeah, yeah happy day # Oh, happy day
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
# Happy day # Oh, happy day
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Happy day
# Oh, happy day # Yeah, yeah, happy day
# Oh, happy day
# Yeah, yeah
# Oh, happy day #
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Look at that. All on their feet!
Alesha. Oh, my goodness.
Praise the Lord! Hallelujah!
That was uplifting, joyful, powerful.
Ohhh! Heavenly.
(CHEERING)
Maybe this is a time when we need this kind of positivity.
Yeah. It's made me feel great.
(CHEERING)
It was wonderful. I'm gonna say yes!
I'm saying yes. It's a yes from me.
Four yeses. Congratulations.
(CHEERING)
Good session so far, guys.
Let's revel in it.
They're ready for you. Wow. Do you wanna do it?
Good luck. Enjoy.
Hello.
Hello, darling.
Hello. Hello. What's your name?
Erm, my name is Robert. How old are you, Robert?
Erm, I - I just turned 30.
Er, 11 years ago.
(LAUGHTER)
Is this your job? Or do you have a normal job?
Erm, I teach tiny little primary schoolchildren music as well.
I do that, which is nice.
OK. Best of luck.
(CHEERING)
Right, so, basically I've written a song
specifically for you, which makes me nervous.
And also I'm slightly nervous cos I've got something called dyslexia
which was very good for music, cos when I was young
cos I taught myself piano. Although I recently tried to book
tickets for Rihanna and I booked tickets for Ryanair.
Erm... (LAUGHS)
(LAUGHTER)
I've got something called Asperger Syndrome which means I'm a genius.
(LAUGHTER)
No, it's nice to be here. I've moved into a flat with my boyfriend.
Yes, boyfriend. Gay.
And, er, and autistic too, so I can't think straight.
(LAUGHTER)
And I... (APPLAUSE)
That is a good one.
So, I usually when I do clubs, I swear a lot.
I've got to be PC. I've done a song which is literally PC.
Cos it's about computers.
And, er, I have done it three times and each time people laughed,
so if you don't, you're wrong.
(LAUGHTER)
George Formby working in a computer shop.
# I work in a computer shop making computers bright and clean
# So much crumbs and vomit I don't ask what's on the screen
# I do half the work charge double the time
# You wouldn't want a job like mine
# If you find the things I find
# When I'm cleaning Microsoft Windows
(LAUGHTER)
# David Walliams wanted to update his content reminder
# He bought me a massive ring binder
# But when I looked, all the contacts were...from Grindr
(LAUGHTER)
# Cleaning Microsoft Windows
# Alesha Dixon's webcam was another case
# She said the picture was awful
# But actually it was just her face
(LAUGHTER)
# It was too lovely, her face was too lovely!
# Amanda Holden was the only one whose Instagram was on the mark
# She said her outfits had so much spark
# I said I'm just jealous, I'll never dress like you
# Cos I don't shop in Primark!
I'm OK with that. # Cleaning Microsoft Windows
# Simon Cowell's facebook was round the bend
# He brought it to me to try to mend
# It wasn't broken, he's just got no friends
(LAUGHTER)
# Cleaning Microsoft Windows #
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Very good.
(CHEERING)
Naughty. Very naughty.
# Your love is lifting me higher
Oh, Robert. I love you.
Wow.
I mean, everything you said was hilarious.
You're just a beautiful soul. Comedy flows from you like water.
I love that you had a go at us all.
Some people were more hurt than others!
Some was just entirely truthful.
Erm...
But, er, I just can't wait to see what you're gonna do next.
Wow. (CHEERING)
From start to finish, that was hilariously funny.
You're a shining star. It was fantastic.
You're very self-depracating and I think you have funny bones.
And your audition was fabulous.
(CHEERING)
Thank you.
Look, Robert, you know what? You're very unique, very quirky,
very funny and you're very naughty.
Robert!
Which we like. (CHEERING)
Thank you.
David, yes or no? It's a big, fat yes! Wow.
I'm saying yes.
Robert White, you've got four yeses. Congratulations.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# Cos your love
# Keep on lifting me
# Higher
# Higher and higher
What a lovely man.
They liked the fact you were a bit naughty.
Well, I have toned it down!
How great. He was wonderful.
He was brilliant. So quirky. Fantastic.
Congratulations. Very funny. Well done.
Not that way, that way! He's going back on stage!
# Higher and higher
# I feel good
# I knew that I would
Where's my banana?
Agh!
Give me back my banana. There's your banana.
(CHEERING)
I'm Calum Courtney. I'm from Essex and I'm ten.
Let's get these questions done!
I live with my mum, my dad and my brother and my two dogs.
I started singing when I was six years old.
I don't really practice. I just sing.
When I have the time,
when my dogs are not coming in my room and barking their heads off!
Family hug!
I love singing. I've got a really musical family.
My nan was in the West End
and I thought if she can do it, I can do it.
She's just - She's amazing and I love her.
Let's smash this one.
If I got four yeses from the judges, I would probably cry.
How are you? I'm good, you? Yeah, good. Thank you.
And I would probably...faint.
Do you wanna do it? Let's get you out there.
Go on, Calum. It's all yours. On to the star.
I'm really excited.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Hello. Hi.
How are you? I'm good, you?
Very well, thank you. AUDIENCE: Awwww!
What's your name? I'm Calum.
Nice to meet you, Calum. How old are you?
I'm ten. Ten years old.
Have you brought anyone along with you today, Calum?
I've brung my mum and my dad and my little brother
and two friends Alfie and Ellie and my, most of my family.
(CHEERING)
Do you think you can win the show?
Yes! Hopefully
Are you nervous? No.
That's what we like to hear.
OK, the stage is yours. Good luck. Thanks.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# Well well, well-ell
# And I
# Had you
# I treated you bad
He's good, isn't he?
# And since
# Since you been gone
# Don't you know I
# Sit around
# With my head
# Hangin' down
# And I wonder
# Who's loving you
# I - I Oh, I
# Oh, I
# Should have never
# Never
# Never made you cry
# And since
# Since you been gone
# Don't you know I
# Sit around
# With my head hangin' down
# And I wonder
# Who's
# Loving you #
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(CHEERING)
David?
Wow. What a big song... for such a little guy.
You did absolutely brilliantly today.
You should be very, very proud of yourself.
Thank you.
Oh, baby!
Calum, I really hope that they are tears of happiness.
Because that was one of the biggest reactions
I think we've had from anybody...
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Standing on the stage.
Especially when they're ten.
You should be really, really proud of yourself.
It was fantastic, darling. Well done.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Calum, you've got soul. You've got a very authentic voice.
You've got a great tone to your voice.
You totally controlled the song as well.
This was special. This was really, really, really good.
And I like you a lot. Thank you.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Let's take a vote. David.
Big surprise, this. I'm gonna kick this off with a yes.
Thank you. I'm saying yes.
It's a yes from me.
I'm working out, Calum. I think we've got about 3,700 yeses.
(CHEERING)
Well done.
Good. Yeah!
Very, very good.
Very good. He's got naturally a good voice.
Oh, my God. Four yeses.
This is the best day ever!
(MUSIC)
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent. Good luck.
Good luck.
(APPLAUSE)
Oh, he's jolly.
Hello. Hello.
Welcome to Britain's Got Talent.
Thank you.
What's your name?
My name is Mr Vekusa.
And why are you here on Britain's Got Talent?
Uh... (SPEAKS JAPANESE)
Because there's a big chance you get me.
What?
Oh, we're gonna give you a big chance. We are.
Hai. Have you seen the show before?
Of course.
(LAUGHTER)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
First, I started watching Britain's Got Talent,
through the performances by Susan Boyle and Paul Potts.
In Japan, everyone knows those two people.
I started this act four years ago.
And which was not like a massive success back then.
What would happen if you got a cross?
Would it scare you?
Then I really thought about it.
What is it that makes people really happy?
And then I thought of this.
How are you feeling right now?
Amazing.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Erm, and so is this your day job, what you're gonna do for us today?
International variety performer.
You're an international variety performer.
OK. And what is your day job?
He's an international variety performer.
(LAUGHTER)
Unless his job has changed in the last few seconds!
It's still international variety performer.
The stage is yours.
(APPLAUSE)
(MUSIC)
Oh, blimey! Wow! Hello.
(WOLF WHISTLE)
First...music...start!
# One more time, we're gonna celebrate
# Oh, yeah, all right don't stop the dancing
# One more time, we're gonna celebrate
# Oh, yeah, all right don't stop the dancing
# One more time, we're gonna celebrate
# Oh, yeah, all right don't stop the dancing
(APPLAUSE)
# One more time, we're gonna celebrate
# Oh, yeah, all right don't stop the dancing
# One more time, we're gonna celebrate
# Oh, yeah, don't stop the dancing
(CHEERING)
Yeah!
(CHEERING)
# One more time, we're gonna celebrate
# Oh, yeah
# One more time
# We're gonna celebrate
# Oh, yeah, all right don't stop the dancing
# One more time, we're gonna celebrate
# Oh, yeah, all right don't stop the dancing
# One more time, we're gonna celebrate
# Oh, yeah
(CHEERING)
Stay still.
Yeah!
# One more time, we're gonna celebrate
# Oh, yeah, all right
What's he gonna measure?!
# One more time, we're gonna celebrate
# Oh, yeah, all right don't stop the dancing
# One more time, we're gonna celebrate
# Oh, yeah
(LAUGHTER)
(BUZZER)
(BOOING)
Champagne cork.
Ha-ha! Champagne!
(MUSIC)
(LAUGHTER)
Yeah!
That is entertainment!
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Are you aware that the winner of this show
gets to perform in front of the royal family?
Of course.
(LAUGHTER)
It was highly erotic.
Thank you. You wouldn't understand me, I thought.
We're always looking for something different on the show.
And we've never seen an act quite like you before.
So, arigato gosaimas. Arigato gosaimas.
Let me kick this off with a no.
(BOOING)
More! More!
Simon, please!
It's a yes from me.
Woo!
Oh, it's a yes from me.
Hold on a second... Let's give this a drum roll.
I wonder what I'm going to say!
It's a yes from me!
# Hot stuff, baby, this evening
# I need some hot stuff
Whoopee!
# Looking for some hot stuff, baby, this evening
# I need hot, baby, tonight
OK. We've had it all.
# Oh, yeah
(CHEERING)
Girls, can you believe we're here at Britain's Got Talent?
I can't breathe.
# No, no, baby
# Bye bye bye
# Tell me that you want me
It's been a really good session so far. I know.
I mean, we've had...everything.
It's been lovely.
Oh.
Hi. How are you? Absolutely fine, thank you.
BOTH: Absolutely fine!
What's your name? I'm Laura. I'm Rich.
Can you just tell me about your act?
Right, it's a Medieval-style sword dancing act.
So, one of you could die during this performance. I suppose so, yes.
OK, Laura and Rich, go for it.
Ha!
(BUZZERS)
It was just a bit naff, wasn't it?
I'm excited.
# No more, no more, no more, no more
What a load of rubbish.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Hello. Who are you? I'm Julian Ellis.
And I'm gonna take a risk and say you're a farmer?
How did you guess? (LAUGHTER)
Best of luck. Can I have a volunteer?
David! Yes, David
CHANTING: David! David! David!
Me?!
On the stage?!
But I'm so terribly shy!
I can't go on the stage!
(WOLF WHISTLE)
Hello. How are you?
So, I'm going to tell you a story about a cow
called Petunia Rose Malloo.
(LAUGHS)
The farmer loved her.
(LAUGHTER)
As Petunia got older... Yes.
It was time to find her a mate.
(LAUGHTER)
(BUZZERS)
# No more, no more, no more, no more
That was terrible.
You're watching that the whole night, you'd go,
"This is the weirdest show I've ever, ever seen."
(CHEERING)
Hello, sir. Hi.
What's your name and where are you from?
My name is Marc and I'm from North London. Brilliant.
And, Marc, how old are you?
I'm 46. Who have you brought with you today?
My wife. She is somewhere in the audience. There she is.
My daughter is here, but she's only two years old,
so she's watching Peppa Pig somewhere or something, probably.
Are you a magician? I am, indeed.
Is that how you make a living? I've done a lot of jobs.
Not necessarily a living. There's the good and the bad.
Well, the best of luck. Thank you very much indeed.
Can I join you?
I've always wondered what it would be like
to experience real magic. Well, two years ago, I did.
And it changed me and my life for ever.
Amanda. Yes. I'm gonna ask you to give this Rubik's Cube a mix for me.
Can you keep on mixing until I come back to you? Yes. Thank you.
David, inside this box are 25 different coloured crayons.
I'm gonna give these a mix and, David, you're gonna choose one...
but without looking. Just grab one at random.
Hold it in your hand, David, but don't look at it.
Keep it hidden.
Alesha, these cards belong to my daughter.
It's important to see that all the cards are different. Yep.
I'm gonna ask you to touch the back of any one. It doesn't matter which.
But what is very, very important,
is that I don't do any sleight of hand.
I'll spread the cards like this. Point to any one that you like.
Wow. Right down the end.
Can you hold out your hand for me?
I'm gonna place that card on the palm of your hand.
Is that OK? Yeah. Lovely.
Amanda. Yes.
You have mixed that cube into a completely unique pattern. Yes.
Fair too say? Uh-huh.
We'll get back to that in a moment.
Simon. Mm-hm.
I'm gonna ask you to hold this pen in your right hand, right here.
Perfect. Lower your wrist down, get comfortable.
Lovely.
This book belongs to my wife.
There are over 600 pages, around about 200,000 words in the book.
Alesha, can I ask you to close your eyes for a moment?
And just say the word 'stop'.
Stop. Simon. I'm gonna hold the book above your pen.
Mm-hm. Amanda, can you say the word 'stop' as I do this?
Stop. Simon, can you bring the pen up to the page without looking
and draw a small circle, the size of a five pence piece.
You don't have to be precise.
I'm gonna place the book down in front of you here, Simon.
I'll take the pen. Can you lift up the book. Don't show me,
but have a look at where you've drawn that circle.
Can you confirm that there is a word or words you can see in that circle?
Yeah. Yeah? There is?
Wonderful. That's a good start.
David, can you tell us... what colour crayon do you have?
Red. The red crayon.
Alesha, for the first time, what card did you choose?
Ah, Puppet Penguin. The Puppet Penguin.
Amanda, very carefully, can you just lift off the box
so we can see the pattern
that you created on the very top of the Rubik's Cube?
Now, if I told you that I knew this exact outcome yesterday.
A week ago or a month ago, you'd say that would have to be magic.
I would. Some people would. I would.
But...it's not real magic.
It's interesting, intriguing.
Maybe clever. Some might even say amazing.
But it's not real magic.
See, for me, real magic changed two years ago.
This, to me, is real magic.
Oh, my God!
(APPLAUSE)
(CHEERING)
Ohhhh!
(APPLAUSE)
Oh!
(APPLAUSE)
Oh, my God!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Wow!
And, Simon...that leaves just you.
For the very first time, Simon, what is the word that you circled?
Hat. Hat? H-A-T?
Yeah. Simon, this is for you.
Isabella, you beautiful little girl.
If Daddy was gonna do Britain's Got Talent in two years from now,
what random word do you think Simon would think of?
Hat!
Hat. H-A-T?
You could be right. Oh, my God, that's amazing!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Wow!
# Swim every ocean
# Just to be with you
# And fix what I've broken
# Oh, cos I need you
# To see
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# You are the reason
Oh, God! Emotional.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# Hold me tonight
Simon.
I'm absolutely gobsmacked.
Thank you. I mean, first of all, thank God your little girl's OK.
Er, that's the most important thing. She's OK now? Absolutely. Good.
I'm thrilled to hear that. Don't know what you've gone through, Marc,
through your career, trying to get the break you've been looking for.
I have a feeling, this act...
..is gonna change your life. It was unbelievable.
Thank you. I really appreciate that.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
I've been doing this show, what, seven years?
And I genuinely never, ever thought a magic act
would move me like that. I know. It's just crazy!
I don't care how you did it. It was magnificent.
It's magic. You have taken magic to a whole new level my friend.
Thank you. Great, innit? Brilliant.
It was a really beautifully put together performance.
I loved your presentation. So calm, so in control all the time.
I like that you didn't bother with lots of silly jokes on the side.
Obviously it's incredibly moving, the story with your family.
And, it's a lovely way of including them in the act.
Thank you. It's...It's astonishing.
Gets 'em in tears. Yeah.
Utterly extraordinary. We're all parents
and that is the greatest magic in the world.
Oh, she is my magic. Absolutely. Absolutely.
We're gonna take a vote.
No, you don't!
You're not getting that. Come on. Come on. Come on.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
You don't have to vote.
That's what we're voting.
Ready?
# Tears stream
# Down your face
# And I
# Tears stream
We're all in tears.
That was remarkable. Remarkable.
Well done. Well done.
Brilliant.
So deserved it! Oh, my God!
See you in the live shows.
So brilliant. So brilliant.
Thank you. Got me right there.
(CHEERING)
# Lights will guide you home
Oh, my God. Come on, Daddy.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Daddy!
Come on, Daddy.
It's amazing. Absolutely amazing. I was so proud of you.
# Can't stop the
Hello, Manchester!
# Dance, dance, dance
We are very excited to be back here in Manchester.
We are buzzing.
# ..shouldn't do but you dance, dance, dance
D-V-J!
Guys, if we do this, it'll be amazing.
It would be great. Let's do it!
(CHEERING)
# Can't stop the feeling
Hi, everyone.
(CHEERING)
Ready to do it? Yeah.
Guys, it's all yours. Can't wait to see this.
Here we go.
# Feeling in my body
He looks like Perri, doesn't he?
Oh, my God, two little Perris. It's hilarious.
Hello. Hi. And who are you?
We are DVJ.
Who's the youngest? Who's the oldest?
I'm the youngest. How old are you? Ten.
Ten, right. And who's the oldest? I'm the oldest. I'm 18.
18, brilliant.
And how long have you been a crew?
We've known each other for years, but we come together for BGT.
And rehearsed for only three weeks. Wow. I can't wait to see this.
Go for it. Thank you.
(CHEERING)
Move in.
(MUSIC)
(CHEERING)
(LAUGHTER)
# Come on, come on, come on
# Please
OK, party people in the house.
(CHEERING)
# Come on, come on, come on
Very good.
# Hold up, wait, look up in the sky
# It's a bird, it's a plane
# No, it's me, cos I'm fly
(CHEERING)
# Yep, yep, good to go
Hey! Hey!
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Woo!
Wow.
This competition is now on fire!
You brought this young, fresh, raw energy in front of me
and I can feel that you're all hungry and I love you!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
So, tell me the name of the group. ALL: DVJ!
Which stands for?
Diversity Juniors.
(CHEERING)
Little Perris and everything.
We've had Diversity support us and guide us.
So we can really well here today.
Who did the choreography and staging to this? Ashley Banjo.
Well, Ashley's the best. Ashley!
Ashley, you are an absolute star, you know that.
Good for you. You must feel really proud, right?
Diversity Juniors. The next generation!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
David. It's a very easy yes.
It's a yes from me. It's a yes from me.
Well, this is the second time I've said four yeses to Diversity.
Brilliant. Congratulations.
# I'm talking about the moves
Well done.
Very...good...work.
Well, that was a fun start.
God, yeah. The audience loved it.
Can't wait to see more from you. Well done.
Great standard of talent this year. Every year.
I think we're in for a good day. Get out there and be brilliant.
(CHEERING)
Hi, guys.
Good evening, good evening.
Hello. Hello. Are you OK?
Nice to meet you. It's obviously a choir, right?
Oh, yes. We are B Positive. The Choir.
That's my blood group.
Who put the choir together?
So, this is put together by the NHS Blood and Transplants. Oh. Wow.
The NHS blood and transplants wants to get the message,
'everybody, give blood'.
That's what we're about. (CHEERING)
Campaigning.
OK, good. I just wanna know what binds all of you together?
Erm, we suffer from an illness called sickle cell
or we have loved ones that have sickle cell.
So it is a very horrible illness,
which is why we're here to spread the message
that we do need blood to help us live normal lives. Got it.
(APPLAUSE)
All right. Good luck, guys.
# Broken down and you're tired
# Of living life on a merry-go-round
# You can't find the fighter
# But I see it in you
# So we're gonna walk it out
# And move mountains
# Gonna walk it out
# And move mountains
# And I'll rise up
# I'll rise like the day
# I'll rise up
# I'll rise unafraid
# I'll rise up
It's good.
# And I'll do it a thousand times a day
# And I'll rise up
# High like the waves
# I'll rise up
# In spite of the ache
# I'll rise up
# I'll do it a thousand times a day
# And I'll rise up
# High like the waves
# I'll rise up
# In spite of the ache
# I'll rise up
# I'll do it a thousand times again
# Rise up # Rise up
# Rise up again, rise up # I'll rise up
# Despite all the ache # I'll rise up
# We will rise up # I'll rise up
# Rise up
# No matter what you're going through
# Rise up # I'll be right there for you
# Rise up # Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
# We will rise up
# Rise up
# For you
# I'll be right there for you
# Oh, oh oh oh oh oh
# We can do this together
# For you #
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
That was one of the most soulful, honest, authentic performances
that we've had on the show. You're amazing!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
I found the whole thing really moving, because blood donors
saved my life and they're the reason I'm still a mummy to two girls.
It's amazing, the message you've come here to spread today.
And it's very inspiring, so thank you.
(CHEERING)
Yeah, I didn't think it was great.
(BOOING)
I thought it was amazing.
(CHEERING)
That's a new one. What did he say?
He said, "I didn't think it was great.
It was amazing." That's new. That's a new one.
You know what was great? Halfway through, I'm thinking,
"Yeah, these guys are good." And then we got to the second half.
And that's when it soared.
This is why I love doing this show, for moments like this.
I have to tell you. Genuinely.
(CHEERING)
Here it goes. Let's start with David.
It's a yes from me.
(CHEERING)
I'm saying yes!
(CHEERING)
It's a yes from me.
(CHEERING)
B Positive, you have 4,300 yeses!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# In the moment we're ten feet tall
# And how you told me
# After it all
# We'd remember tonight
So amazing.
Well done. Well done. Well done.
Very good. That was great. That was unreal.
It just got more and more. It was nice and simple as well.
There was a kind of purity to it.
# For the rest of our lives
# Well, it's-a one for the money
# Two for the show
# Three to get ready now go, cat, go
When I was growing up,
I loved to play pranks on my family and friends.
When my mom was iron, I'd grab the iron and do this.
(LAUGHTER)
I've invented the world's only trained flea.
Oh, there he goes.
I hear you, Simon. (BUZZER) Ah, sorry.
Let me just dry this up for you.
No problem. Piece of cake. There you go.
(LAUGHTER)
Hooray!
Yes! It's my favourite thing ever!
(LAUGHTER)
I had to take a picture of it.
I took a picture of it!
What's your name? My name is Marty Putz.
Oh, you're American? Canadian.
But my family's from Liverpool.
(CHEERING)
If I'd known you were gonna do that, I never would have buzzed you!
That is the funniest thing I think I've ever seen in my life!
I'm gonna kick this off with a humungous yes!
I'm saying yes. Yeah.
It's a yes from me! You've got four yeses. Well done.
Yes! Yes!
Thanks very much, guys.
(CHEERING)
Matt, do you wanna follow me? It's time for your audition.
Right now? Yup. Right now.
It's brilliant.
This is great. This is gold.
Is it? (LAUGHS)
Nice to meet you. Now, then. This act, is it illusion,
is it magic? How would you describe it?
No, it's real. It's escapology and it's real.
Now, what you're about to see, Ladies and gentlemen,
do not attempt this at home.
People have died doing this trick, haven't they? Yeah. 100%
This looks quite scary.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Go on, Matthew!
Hello. Hello. What's your name?
My name's Matt Johnson. And where are you from, Matt?
I live in Vancouver, Canada,
but I'm actually born and raised in Rotherham, South Yorkshire.
And, Matt, is this something that you do full time?
Uh, yes, but not this.
The tank, I've been training for three years.
I've only ever done it five times in my life
and it's gone wrong more than it's actually gone right.
How dangerous, on a scale of one to ten, is it?
100.
I have nightmares where I'm locked in the tank and I can't get out.
I really appreciate you guys coming out. We love you.
I know. I love you too.
My family's here with me today.
My mom, my dad, my brother.
They've never seen me do it live. It will freak 'em out.
This worries me. The danger in there. It worries me.
I don't think any mother or father wants to see their son
going through something like that.
Heart's pounding like mad.
I just wanna get out so I can be with my family.
Every second is life or death.
Now, tell me what's about to happen.
I'll go underwater. The lid will be closed and padlocked shut.
A chain will be wrapped around my neck.
My hands will be handcuffed on the outside of the box.
The lock round my neck and the handcuffs,
I'll be attempting to pick with a lock-pick.
But the last lock, the one that keeps the lid closed,
that one's a little different.
So, I'm gonna invite Ant & Dec on stage. If you would, please.
Can we have a round of applause? (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
This glass contains 20 keys.
None of these keys will open that lock.
We don't have time to go through all 20, so take two or three.
Try 'em in the lock, when you've tried them, drop them in the glass.
I have one more key. This is the one that opens the lock.
Would you try that in the lock now, please.
As he's doing that, would you put the keys in the glass.
Yes. Take the key out and put it in the glass. Like that? Yes.
Now put your hand on top and shake up the keys. Oh-ho!
Oh, he's nuts. Oh, my God.
The last lock is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, Ant & Dec.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Now, tell me what should we be looking out for?
Is this a period of time or what?
I'm gonna try and do it in a minute and a half.
But if we get to 1:40, 1:50, holding my breath, we're having problems.
If I start floating and pass out, then you get me out.
OK. Got it. Good luck. Thank you.
(APPLAUSE)
Woo! Woo!
Oh, my God.
I mean, this is crazy. I feel sick already. Yeah.
These are the acts that actually can go wrong.
(CHEERING)
I feel really anxious.
45.
He's got his handcuffs off. (CHEERING)
Woo! Come on!
We're getting close.
Oh, my God, there's like, look at the time.
1:30. 1:30.
1:40!
Oh, my God! He's out of time.
How many minutes did he say? Oh, my God.
That's two minutes now. Two minutes.
That's too long, innit?
OK.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# Shout it from the rooftops
# Write it on the skyline
Wow! Wow.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# Impossible
My knees have gone really weak!
That's my son. Oh! Whoa.
Oh. And the heart goes back in.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
I've got to tell you, that was unbelievable.
Respect, Matt. Alesha.
Matt, it's such an interesting act, cos you look around the room
and everyone is just feeling so anxious and sick
and nervous and you're sitting here thinking,
"This is supposed to be fun!"
But obviously we're so happy that it worked. It was thrilling. Well done!
(APPLAUSE)
Huge respect to you, for basically
risking your life for our entertainment.
It was horrific to have to go through it with you.
But so exciting. And I applaud you for your bravery,
cos it was incredible.
You know, we've seen some dangerous stuff on this show before,
but that one, I mean, for a moment, I actually did think...
this is gonna go really, badly wrong.
Let's go down the line. David, yes or no?
You're a very naughty boy. You must never do it again.
But I'm saying yes!
Alesha. I'm saying yes!
It's a yes from me.
Matt Johnson, you've got four yeses. Congratulations.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
# Shout it from the rooftops
# Write it on the skyline
Amazing.
Well done. How important was it that your family was here?
I hope they're OK right now. I'm sure they're OK now I'm out.
My mum and dad will be freaking out.
My brother too and it means the world.
Whoa! Thanks a lot, Matt. Thank you.
Hey, hey, hey.
How you doing?
Love you, son.
Let's go!
Hello, Steven.
Whoopee. Yeah.
Ohhhhhh!
Unbelievable. That's a different one. That's the other one.
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