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這種是最最好吃的

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你會愛上在情人節飛遞的

3
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對了  那些心形禮物

4
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是否留有字條呢

5
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沒  但我找到一瓶享愛香水  試試看

6
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快丟出去

7
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快丟出去啊

8
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瘋狂情人節

9
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好吧  那這句如何  朱利安

10
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紅紅的玫瑰  綠綠的紫羅蘭

11
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您如此陽光帥氣  女神哪敢不青睞

12
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沒用的  莫裏斯  我是一個被流放的國王

13
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無讚美  無尊敬  更沒人拍我馬屁

14
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有人能聽到我訴說嗎

15
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靠他...

16
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九號愛藥? 這東西怎麼用啊

17
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別  別  好癢

18
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風靡萬人型

19
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莫裏斯

20
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你覺悟到沒

21
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讓它們別蹭  別蹭

22
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這是上天之意

23
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他們在天堂俯視咱們  並說  國王朱利安

24
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我應道  你還想怎樣?

25
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他說  無意打擾您

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最偉大最時尚跳舞最厲害的國王

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我問  你是說這舞蹈嗎

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是的  是的  我們最喜歡看了

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別磨嘰了  你到底想幹什麼

30
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你如此偉大  理應獲得更多

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獲得更多什麼

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國王朱利安  收下這愛藥

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從今往後

34
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您將被世人敬佩為享愛之王

35
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享愛之王?

36
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快來  莫裏斯  我們有計劃要做了

37
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非洲兄弟們  起床啦  今天是情人節

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祝你情人節快樂

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願你情人節開心

40
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- 祝誰呢  -你  你和你還有你

41
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什麼是情人節

42
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不是吧  不要告訴我你從來沒聽過

43
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全年中最浪漫的節日

44
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又不是你過的節日  開心啥

45
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你是沒過過不知道

46
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我們愛你  亞歷克斯

47
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我愛這個節日

48
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哦耶  我的亞歷克斯

49
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那  這東西有什麼用

50
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那是最精彩的部分

51
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你若有所投  就若有所報

52
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來  從你開始  親愛的亞歷克斯

53
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你是最棒的  愛你的鴕鳥

54
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看見沒  這樣我就能展示在我自己的

55
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情人樹上

56
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如何  怎樣

57
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喂  注意

58
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你們搞什麼啊

59
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國王朱利安在出售愛藥  我想愛

60
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愛藥?

61
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-我也要愛  -我也要

62
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等等我

63
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喂喂喂  各位  情人樹啊

64
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應該好不到哪去

65
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亞歷克斯  我們這個也不怎樣

66
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走吧  看看那神經狐猴葫蘆裏賣啥藥

67
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不如...這樣  你們...可以...

68
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你們先去  我一會就來

69
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他去哪

70
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他...預約了針灸嗎

71
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是的  預約了針灸  走  走了

72
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-我叫格洛麗亞  -格洛麗亞

73
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停停停  拜託啊  各位

74
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這次是我和格洛麗亞過的第一個情人節

75
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演繹必須完美

76
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很好  很好  你們幹什麼啊

77
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你瞧他

78
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無形的壓力讓大家都喘不過氣

79
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斯基伯  情人節你打算和草裙女如何度過

80
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老樣子  我們不花裏花俏虛情假意

81
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你說是吧  美女

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有意思

83
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這排場真...

84
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女士們先生們  都過來啦

85
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今天你們真幸運

86
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享愛之王的愛藥展示會

87
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馬上就要開始了

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帶上煩惱  見享愛王

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就是我啦

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此福之賜  來自上天

91
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大家別急  排隊等候

92
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噴試噴試  九號愛藥

93
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我我我我  我要試

94
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第一次見這位年輕的求愛者

95
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讓我猜猜  你是個讓人生厭

96
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不受待見的傢伙  是不

97
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是的  我不受待見

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沒關係  今日是你轉運之日

99
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簽了合同  永為我奴

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我就會讓你...風靡萬人的

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簽  來吧

102
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張大眼睛

103
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燙死了燙死了

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哇靠

105
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那邊  你好啊

106
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你不就是那個我一直想見的小可愛嗎

107
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醒醒  那是直男

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親

109
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我風靡了他人

110
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-我想風靡  -我也要

111
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簽這  簽這

112
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我喜歡你

113
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這樣的我你喜歡不

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不

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下一個

116
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-給我噴點  -也給我噴點

117
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馬上簽  馬上簽

118
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拜託  你們真信這套啊

119
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我就不相信

120
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那個是愛藥? 斑馬們  好好想想吧

121
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我還沒見過你這樣子的斑馬呢

122
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非洲鹿  世界十大神秘動物之一  排在第二位  全球3萬隻左右

123
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我不是斑馬  我是霍加皮

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原來如此

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原來如此

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你從哪裏來

127
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剛從其他保護區過來走訪的

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讓我帶你環遊四周吧

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-我帶你  -我帶你

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-我帶你  -我帶你

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我對這帶最熟悉了

132
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看來某人的情竇被滅了

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是的  都是他們幹的好事

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好的  那一會見

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拜

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除非有什麼能讓我脫穎而出

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九號愛藥

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風靡萬人型

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合作愉快

140
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馬蒂  這世上哪有什麼愛藥啊

141
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你可以給她寫張卡片哦

142
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噴吧

143
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張大眼睛

144
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糟了  沒了

145
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不  朱利安  你得給我弄點

146
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你以為我是誰  巫師嗎

147
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我不知道如何製作那東西

148
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那好  愛藥沒了  合同也沒了

149
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這事你得聽我律師的

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莫裏斯  你是我的律師  他能撕毀合同嗎

151
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我不知道

152
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喂  弄多點來啊

153
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等等  我現在該怎麼辦

154
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你是享愛王  你自己想辦法

155
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愛藥?

156
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是的  我要你幫我製造一批出來

157
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不行  舞蹈家

158
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什麼  為什麼

159
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我不喜歡你

160
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另外  唯一一個

161
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在附近區域能找到原料的地方

162
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就是人類野征營

163
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別妄想了  去那等於去死

164
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斯基伯  我要三百個粉色椰子

165
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鑲在格洛麗亞的頭盔上

166
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聽起來不錯哦

167
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但我們要立馬去人類野征營

168
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要找猴子的時候屁影都見不到

169
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夥計們  如果我為某個女人著急成這樣

170
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你們就直接掛了我吧

171
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怎麼了  我沒做什麼啊

172
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人類野征營

173
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貯備室

174
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隊長  發現目標  一切安全  斯基伯

175
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這次冷戰讓我好辛苦啊

176
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告訴我你到底在生什麼氣

177
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你這樣我無法進入狀態

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美女  繼續監視  我們馬上就回

179
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今天運氣真好

180
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我真的感覺就像和一塊木頭說話

181
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我怎麼樣才能知道她想什麼

182
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我又不是讀心者

183
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裏面發生什麼事  企鵝?

184
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當話只有一方說  就對不下去了

185
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Rico

186
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著火啦  冷靜  臥倒  翻滾

187
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上一秒生活美好  下一秒深陷險境啊

188
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賞了我一記閉門羹

189
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斯基伯  恕我直言

190
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你和你的女人必須立即合好

191
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你說的對  我該死

192
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斯基伯  你快過來看

193
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最好是要事  有啥私隱呢

194
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我香了個菇啊

195
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企鵝在那  捉住它們

196
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-草裙女  -且慢  且慢

197
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美女

198
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-玫瑰花瓣  -有了

199
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-水呢  -有了

200
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還沒好嗎

201
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現在一定有50只斑馬圍著她了

202
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拜託  馬蒂  這東西才不會讓你風靡萬人呢

203
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不正嘗試著嗎

204
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邁爾曼  那長頸鹿哪去了

205
00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:04,590
快點  科沃斯基  我現在就需要那愛藥

206
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等用尤克裏裏彈上兩首情歌  我就完了

207
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好了  大伙都出去  出去出去

208
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最終原料

209
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己基肉桂醛

210
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己基肉什麼啊

211
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我怎麼知道  隨口亂說的

212
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愛?可以嗎

213
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試試吧

214
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先生們  這是十號愛藥

215
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終於有了

216
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-抱歉  -馬蒂  等等

217
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亞歷克斯  過來  一定有什麼事瞞著我

218
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-瞞著你什麼  -邁爾曼是不是躲著我

219
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沒  沒  不是啊  我  馬蒂

220
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要我再制一瓶嗎

221
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沒時間了

222
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何大來想拐我女人  干一架再說

223
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馬蒂  那東西沒用的

224
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不試怎麼知道呢

225
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-靠  搞什...-他說得對  怪胎

226
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當我的愛藥起作用  你等著被笑死吧

227
00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:05,820
然後水牛說  那不是我媽媽

228
00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,720
我承認  我喜歡浪漫喜劇

229
00:11:08,810 --> 00:11:09,790
-她要去哪啊  -什麼

230
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:10,860
-美妞美妞  -我們還在交談呢

231
00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:12,330
-她在幹什麼  -哈嘍

232
00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:15,720
對面  你好啊

233
00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:17,200
她和我說話了

234
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,240
我說話太大聲了吧

235
00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:22,540
我不知道你哪裏吸引我了

236
00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:26,910
但我就是無法抵抗你的誘惑

237
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,210
快看  真的起作用了

238
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,040
?怎會如此不可思議?

239
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,760
?為她放棄我也願意?

240
00:11:43,690 --> 00:11:46,530
?讓人癡狂讓人著迷?

241
00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:50,440
?心甘情願不能自己?

242
00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:55,000
?也曾只覺她很有趣?

243
00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:58,710
?現卻著迷無法抗拒?

244
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,240
再高點  再高點

245
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,960
我愛馬蒂

246
00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:10,950
打給我

247
00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:13,020
現卻著迷無法抗拒

248
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:18,090
亞歷克斯  歡迎來到享愛屋

249
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:22,090
哇塞  還真有點感覺呢

250
00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:24,330
你快來看看其他人的情人節卡

251
00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:27,620
我以為他們找不到押韻的詞來寫

252
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,030
但他們找到了

253
00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:32,190
是啊  說到情人節

254
00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:35,500
我意識到我還沒把我的卡片給你呢

255
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,170
好的  丟到卡堆上

256
00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,990
當然  我怎麼會錯過堆疊呢

257
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,320
好了  我去過我的情人節了

258
00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:44,750
除非你有東西...

259
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,410
就是這樣

260
00:12:46,510 --> 00:12:48,010
...給我

261
00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:49,420
聞起來像荷荷芭

262
00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:55,290
你剛說什麼來著  亞歷克斯

263
00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,560
有任何要求嗎  馬蒂

264
00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:00,500
來首自由鳥如何

265
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:04,540
至少我不需要用愛藥來構築我的情人節

266
00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:05,840
它們都是純天然的

267
00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:07,200
我不懂  朱利安

268
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,340
這個和企鵝做的不一樣呢

269
00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:11,040
別擔心  河馬女士

270
00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:14,140
我升級了秘方  加了點新材料

271
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,240
那只長頸鹿不會知道什麼弄暈他的

272
00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:17,510
不錯的嘗試啊  朱利安

273
00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:19,250
-亞歷克斯  -真的  格洛麗亞  醒醒

274
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,650
你不會真的信了吧

275
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,550
但我認為我失去邁爾曼了

276
00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:23,850
是的

277
00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:25,830
你沒  你不需要用這個

278
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,330
不  你需要

279
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,660
我現在頭腦發熱啊

280
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:30,890
格洛麗亞

281
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,530
今天還能在衰點嗎  什麼啊

282
00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:35,830
是愛情醒醒箭

283
00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:37,930
醒醒箭? 你說什麼呢

284
00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:40,700
你雖然曾是紐約的傳奇

285
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:44,410
但你現在卻頭髮亂亂  單身一人

286
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,910
是啊  那也是你的錯

287
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,420
是你的爛愛藥讓人們變瘋狂的

288
00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:51,780
是嗎  那你傻了沒嘗試嗎

289
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:52,880
是啊  我傻了

290
00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,220
你能變成風靡萬人的獅子

291
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,550
變回那個紐約的獅子

292
00:13:57,650 --> 00:13:58,750
閉上眼睛

293
00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:02,200
聽見大伙在喊你名字嗎

294
00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:04,480
我們愛你  怪胎

295
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,560
他們為你瘋狂  聽見了嗎

296
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,690
是的  我能聽見

297
00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:09,270
-怪胎怪胎  怪胎怪胎  -怪胎

298
00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:11,270
他們無法控制自己不愛你  怪胎

299
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,100
-怪胎  怪胎  -怪胎

300
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,610
想回到過去嗎

301
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,710
想

302
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,340
那就簽字

303
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,880
現在去把你的運氣奪回來

304
00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,120
那是什麼味道

305
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:34,460
先生們女士們  我是獅王  亞歷克斯

306
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:37,730
你真噁心

307
00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:40,460
-天啊  我要噁心死了  -我也是

308
00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:41,900
離我們遠點

309
00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:43,330
別走啊

310
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,720
這首歌到底多長啊

311
00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,240
我要休息休息

312
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,020
馬蒂去哪了

313
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:01,110
馬蒂去哪了

314
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,620
這才舒服嘛

315
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,990
舒服什麼啊

316
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:11,650
好吧  女士們  大家休息會如何

317
00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:12,830
我需要馬蒂時間

318
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,200
好啊

319
00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:16,640
來吧  各位  馬蒂時間來了

320
00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:19,370
大家真搞笑啊

321
00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:21,030
說真的  我需要點私人空間

322
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,270
給我點空間  好不

323
00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:27,310
再多點  多點

324
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,540
-快看  馬蒂在那呢  -哪呢

325
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,250
慢點  慢點  好樣的

326
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:35,720
自救啊

327
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,590
自什麼救

328
00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,320
-邁爾曼  -死了

329
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,420
邁爾曼

330
00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:52,330
邁爾曼  為什麼今天你不和我一起過啊

331
00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:55,410
什麼  沒  不是你  是...

332
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,210
-我嗎  你要甩了我嗎  -我甩你?

333
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,040
-在情人節甩了我嗎  -不是

334
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:01,550
你個該死的長頸鹿

335
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,780
格洛麗亞

336
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,590
我不要再風靡萬人啦

337
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,420
回來  馬蒂  等等  馬蒂呢?

338
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,160
我們在這幹什麼

339
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,430
誰是馬蒂

340
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:21,870
我不知道

341
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,240
女士們  希望這不會是永久的

342
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:29,570
藥效消失了

343
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,980
送給我最好的兄弟馬蒂  愛你的亞歷克斯

344
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:40,480
草裙營救行動  開始

345
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,490
斯基伯  她有多重守衛

346
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,890
馬上就解決

347
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,030
聽好了  肌肉男

348
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:53,760
我雖沒你那古銅肌膚和肌肉

349
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:58,000
但我有你沒有的東西  一顆受傷的心

350
00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,230
美女

351
00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:03,370
失去你才懂得珍惜

352
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,450
聽我說完

353
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:09,750
我曾經以為情人節是專門為

354
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,320
娘娘腔  軟蛋和斷背們準備的特殊節日

355
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:15,290
但我現在知道  買些便宜花束

356
00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:17,000
或者預先包裝好的巧克力

357
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,090
並不是什麼古怪的陰謀策略

358
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:22,530
而是非常棒的浪費事情

359
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,630
又來了啊

360
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,030
斯基伯  紅色警告

361
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,130
快去搞定

362
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,470
再見

363
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,880
草裙女  我求你  我們復合吧

364
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,480
你那是同意還是不同意啊

365
00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:51,760
別丟我的搖頭娃娃

366
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,560
別丟了

367
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:56,690
同意嗎  需要更多時間嗎

368
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,560
還是  不  你還沒考慮好嗎

369
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,360
直接說出你的想法吧

370
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:02,940
你逃不了了

371
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,130
她同意啦

372
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:11,040
舒服了  小樣  希望我們能成為朋友

373
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,610
不  不

374
00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:27,120
我不明白  今天怎麼了嘛

375
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:29,120
好吧  他的損失

376
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:30,600
我決定不愛了

377
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,430
這是幹什麼啊

378
00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:39,570
音樂? 歌舞表演?

379
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:43,210
自由女神背景? 我的邁爾曼啊

380
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:46,080
朱利安  拜託  我要那藥

381
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,380
我不清楚

382
00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,790
你這個瘦小病弱的傢伙

383
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:52,180
你能幫我做些什麼呢

384
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,810
我能夠到高處的東西

385
00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:57,090
好吧  成交

386
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,530
你簽那合同試試  邁爾曼·馬科維茨

387
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:03,060
好吧  要復合了  走吧  弗蘭基

388
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:08,110
好吧  這個才是

389
00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:10,270
從來沒有人為我做過的最浪漫的事

390
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,170
是吧  但我毀掉了

391
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:14,470
寶貝  我才不想要那些

392
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,600
我只想知道你是否有想過我

393
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:20,210
是的  我一直有想你

394
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,480
是啊  但有一個人我們沒想過

395
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:30,250
這樣  我知道一些東西能讓他高興起來

396
00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:32,820
紅紅的玫瑰  藍藍的紫羅蘭

397
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:35,300
我喜歡寫情人節卡片

398
00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:38,090
但沒人為我寫卡片

399
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,900
這張寫得太囉嗦了

400
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,830
對不起

401
00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:48,440
這是...

402
00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:02,820
我們知道和在動物園時無法比

403
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,990
-但我們可以再弄多點卡片  -不用

404
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,350
我很滿足了

405
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,400
卡片的多少不重要

406
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,090
重要的是你們寫的卡片

407
00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:18,570
不想冒犯你  但你真的很難聞

408
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:20,230
你快去洗個澡

409
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:22,640
要用松香洗

410
00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:25,510
女士們先生們  快快圍過來

411
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,170
又來啊

412
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:31,220
享愛之王回來了  還帶來了全新的

413
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,200
十五號愛藥

414
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:36,450
第一個幸運兒會是誰呢

415
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:49,040
沒事  沒事  還有些還有些

416
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:50,260
誰想要啊

417
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:53,930
真噁心

418
00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:56,170
國王朱利安哦

419
00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:58,270
噩夢要來了

420
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,540
你不能走

421
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,050
你必須簽合同

422
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:03,140
莫裏斯  你是我的律師  說話啊

423
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:07,280
我建議現在不要隨意走動 朱利安

424
00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:10,150
愛在何方