现在的结果似乎对你毫无帮助 盖里 The outcome was never in our favor, Gary.
直接告诉我 休 Cut it to me straight, HUE.
我还有多大机会摆脱现在的麻烦状况 What are my chances of getting out of this mess?
以你现在的情况 In your current state,
十分钟后你就很难存活了 you will pass the point of recovery in 10 minutes.
而且你的氧气也在泄漏 盖里 You are also leaking O2,Gary.
你看看 Huh, look at that.
他们居然用绿色表示红色警报 They went with green for a red alert.
我是说 至少我会用红色 I mean, I would have went with red,
长春花的颜色 a periwinkle.
该死 就算是蛋酒的颜色也好啊 Heck, I mean, even egg nog.
虽然我也不知道那算不算是种颜色 I don't even know if that's a color,
但是 我的天啊 我现在真想喝蛋酒 but, oh, good Lord, now I just want egg nog.
以现在泄漏的速度 The rate of the leak
九分钟后你就要死了 will render you lifeless in nine minutes.
你可真会给我加油鼓劲哦 You are really buttering me up with fantastic news.
盖里 恐怕 I'm afraid, Gary,
你已经没有可存活的概率了 there is no foreseeable outcome where you survive.
这里的景致真的未免有点糟糕 These tickets suck——right in the nosebleeds.
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早上好 盖里 Good morning, Gary.
第 1818 天 Day 1,818.
那我不起来了行不行 How about freakin' no?
你今天下手比原来重多了 休 That was a bit harder than normal, HUE!
你好 我亲爱的朋友 Hello, dear friend.
好久不见 It's been a while.
对了 ！ Hey! Yes!
今天过得如何啊 汉克 What's up, Hank?
没错 Hmm, yeah.
贝丝今天看起来很美 Beth is looking good today.
看她 Look at that.
迷人的双眼注视着我 Staring at me with those hot eyes.
你 我 待会儿见 You, me...later.
汉克 你想打牌吗 Cards, Hank? You want to play?
我需要个人陪我玩 I need somebody to play with.
所以就是你了 So it's gonna be you. Aah!
我的牌要被你毁光了 汉克 I'm starting to run out of decks, Hank.
盖里 你好呀 Hey, Gary! Hello!
哇 饼干 好吃 ！ Ooh, cookie, yummy!
在吗 休 HUE
怎么了 盖里 Yes, Gary?
我可以吃块饼干吗 Can I have a cookie?
emm 不行 盖里 Mm, no, Gary.
为什么 Why not?
你都给 凯文 打开了门 You opened it for KVN.
那坨稀泥甚至都不能吃饼干 That sack of wet turds can't even eat cookies!
他就只是把饼干塞到处理器槽里 He just smashes it into his processor slot.
我讨厌死凯文了 I hate KVN... so painfully.
他就是我生命中的阴影 He's the blight of my life.
如果你吃了一块饼干 If you take a cookie,
那我会给你的刑期再加一整天 I will be forced to add one full day to your sentence.
你以为这点恐吓就能吓到队长我了 You think a full day scares the captain?
盖里 过去五年我每天都给你解释了 Gary, I've explained this to you every day for the past five years.
你根本不是什么队长 You are not the captain.
你只不过是这艘船上的囚犯 You are a prisoner aboard this ship.
听起来有点耳熟 快给我吧柜子打开 Sounds vaguely familiar.Now, open this cabinet.
哇 真香 Oh, they're just so-o-o-o good!
已给你再加上一天刑期 One day has been added to your sentence.
我摸到了 Oh! I touched one!
队长摸到一个啦 The captain's touched one!
队长日志 80085 Captain's log 80085.
嘿 奎因 猜猜是谁 Hey, Quinn! Guess who!
是我 盖里 It's me, Gary, again.
奎因 我想好了 Quinn, I've thought on it,
我已经决定好了 因为今天是个大日子 and I've decided that since this is a big day,
今天是我们的周年纪念日 你知道的 the day of our anniversary, as you know,
是时候坦诚相见了 it's time to get real.
奎因 这就是真实野性的盖里 Quinn, this -- this is the real raw Gary.
隐藏真实野性的盖里 It's been eating me up inside
已经快把我逼疯了 keeping the real raw Gary from you.
五年来 For five years,
真·野盖里都不能够 real raw Gary hasn't been able
逃出他精神的牢笼 to get you out of his mind fortress.
当我遇见你的那一天 我就知道喜欢上你了 When I met you that day, I knew you were it.
把东西还给我们 盖里 Give us what's ours, Gary!
老实说 这是我的！ Technically, it's mine!
地球 5年前
-布鲁特恩博士和德雷克 -你该减肥了 Dr. Bluesteen and Derek!-Lose some weight!
快点 德雷克 快跟上 Come on, Derek, keep up!
他们给了我一杯苏打水 They gave me a seltzer?
他们给我苏打水 除非我点了一杯 Why would they give me a seltzer...unless I ordered it.
我点了吗 是的 我点了 Did I order it? Yes, I did!
我要把你的腿给废了 改了 I'm gonna break your knees, Gary!
我的老天爷啊 Sweet heavenly fire.
这位美绝热辣的性感姑娘是谁啊 Who is the muy bueno super spicy lady?
奎因 阿拉贡队长 别去打然她 Captain Quinn Aragon. But don't bother.
如果你不是永恒守卫 她是不会感兴趣的 If you're not Infinity Guard,she's not interested.
实际上 我的军衔可是很高的 Actually, I'm pretty freaking high up in the command chain.
-真的吗 -真的 -Really?-Yeah, really.
你没在开玩笑？ Seriously?
说真的 我已经和你脸贴的够近了 老兄 Seriously, I can't get any closer to your face, dude.
那你的制服去哪里了 老兄 Then where's your uniform, bud?
我有的 伙计 I have one, guy.
-你才不可能有的 老伙计 -我当然有 老弟 -No, you don't, pal. -Yes, I do, chum!
我放在浴室了 可恶 It's...in the bathroom. Crap!
看起来很帅 盖里 Looking good, Gary!
你就把他留在这 You're just gonna leave him in there,
你这个 坏 坏小伙 you chuck -- you chuck-face!
嗷 极好的阿司匹林 Oh, sweet aspirin.
三枚硬币 刚好够用 Three dratnoids, exact change!
赞 Tight!
止哭丸 超强效果
吞下去吧 Swallow!
你是个好人 盖里 You're a good guy, Gary.
现在只要优雅地 Now to be smooth as --Uh! Uh!
这还是第一次 First time I got a girl's number
在打招呼前 就拿到了一个姑娘的电话号码 before I even said "Hey."
这个我喜欢 You see, I like that.
我喜欢又很多电话号码的姑娘 I like a girl with a lot of phones.
实际上 这是我在解普朗克常数中 Actually, this is the solution to an internal inconsistency
一个从未解开的内部矛盾 in Planck's constant that's never been solved
因为 如今 没人意识到这个问题 because until now, no one realized it was a problem.
说到麻烦 我想你该离我远点 And speaking of problems,maybe you should leave
在你变成一个问题之前 before you become one --as in now.
或者 我可以为你点杯喝的 Or I could buy you a drink.
-真的吗 -让我们去嗨下吧 -Really? -Let's get wild.
要不你给我买杯喝的吧 How about you buy me a drink?
哇 我是说 不行 但是 哇 Wow.I mean, no. But wow.
全体永恒守卫 All Infinity Guards,
立刻前往基地集合 report back to base immediately.
-走吧 -去你家吗 -Let's go! -Back to your place?
你变的可真快 You're moving at cheetah speeds.
我喜欢 I like it.
我要去驾驶F71战机 飞行员 You have an F71 Hawk to fly, pilot.
我的妈呀 Oh, my crap.
快开走这艘战机 飞行员 Move this Hawk, pilot.
盖里 你能做到的 You can do this, Gary.
瞬间提高智商！ Become a much smarter person now.
我勒个去 Oh, my double crap!
你根本不是飞行员 对吧 You're not a pilot,are you?
-我是的 -吃我一拳 -Yes, I am. -Punch!
学会了 Lesson learned.
如果你想惹毛一整个政府机构 If you ever want to piss off a whole government,
只要炸毁92艘星际巡航舰就行了 just take out 92 star cruisers
以及一家 私有墨西哥餐厅 and a small family-owned Mexican restaurant.
对不起 瓜达卢佩 Sorry, Guadalupe.
你好 盖里 我叫凯文 Hey, Gary. My name is KVN.
我是你预防深空混乱症的好伙伴 I'm your deep space insanity avoidance companion.
-很高兴认识你 -我已经开始讨厌你了 Nice to meet you. -I already hate you.
好消息是 我只剩一周 The good news is that I only have a week left
呆在这个可拍的老鼠窝一般的地方了 to my sentence aboard this pathetic rat's nest.
发送 这次她会回复我的 休 And send! She's gonna respond this time, HUE.
大概率是不会的 There is a high probability she will not.
但还是又小概率 她会给我回复的 But there's still a low probability she will.
我稳了 I'll take it!
搞定 Nailed it!
还有四个列阵需要维护 There are still four array that need to be repaired.
-离我远点 休 -你才是 离我远点 盖里 Get off my cheeks, HUE. -Get off my cheeks, Gary.
1891-c 已回复运作 1891-C is back online.
休 有可能 今天还是周四吗 HUE...by any chance, is it still Thursday?
过去72小时都是周四 It's been Thursday for the last 72 hours.
真好 那它还在播 Sweet. Then it's still on.
我的名字是Eduardo Montoya Talakinto Ta Lacara Poligia My name is Eduardo Montoya Talakinto Ta Lacara Poligia.
你杀了我的父亲 准备受死吧 You killed my father.Prepare to die.
盖里 休息时间结束了 Gary, your break is over.
但是那个杀了Eduardo Talakinto Tala Pacia父亲的人 But the guy who killed Eduardo Talakinto Tala Pacia's father
还没有死 hasn't prepared to die yet!
我去 有个像素掉了 Dang, there's a --there's a pixel on the loose.
-Whoo! -Oh!
我脸上有个外星人 It's an alien on my face!
有个外星人在……是个吃脸的外星人 It's an alien on my --it's a face alien!
哦 你不吃我的脸 你是想抱住我 Oh. You're not a face-eater,you're a face-hugger.
我想要个抱脸星人 I need a face-hugger in my life.
你让我想起了 多年前的老朋友 You remind me of a friend I used to have a long time ago.
叫你月饼如何 How do you like the name Mooncake?
那就叫你月饼了 Mooncake it is.
我现在超兴奋 I'm pumped -- super-excited.
你不会碰巧还会说人话吧 You don't by chance speak real words, do you?
哈 这个也算 -Ha! Works for me.
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你也太袖珍了吧 朋友 -什么？ 哦 You're so tiny, man! What -- oh!
我要告诉所有人 Wait until the guys hear about this.
乖乖坐下 Sit.
这是哪 Where is it?!
-什么 -E-351 -What?! -E-351.
我 我不知道 I -- I don't know.
我永远不会骗你的 指挥官大人 I would never lie to you, Lord Commander.
你懂的 就是 You know, it's just --
对不起 你也太小一只了吧 I'm sorry, you're just so small!
你在哪找到这个的 Where did you find it?
是它找到我的 I didn't. It found me.
别告诉别人 就是 休 有点烦人 The less HUE who, between us, is a bit of a dick knows about you,
好了 先把你放这里 Okay, let's get you in here.
准备好了吗 You ready?
拜托 快关上 -Please close.
好吧 这个不合适 不能这样 Okay, it's not fitting. It's not working.
我有的时候会藏在那里 像个幽灵一样 I hide there sometimes. I'm like a mattress ghost.
别告诉别人 Don't tell anyone.
完美！- 完 哦 一点都不完美 Oh, perfect! Per-- no, it's not perfect.
太糟糕了 为什么老是有麻烦的事 That sucks. Why does that suck so hard?!
好吧 这样如何 Okay, how about this?
有的时候 我会 我会躲着我自己 Sometimes I hide --I like to hide from myself
把内裤套在自己头上 by putting underwear on the circumference of my head.
这样如何 合适吗 How about that? How's it fit?
完美 -Perfect.
求求你直接杀了我吗吧 Please...just...kill...me!
不行 那也太残暴了 Wouldn't think of it. That would be rude.
吃掉他 Eat.
休 什么情况 HUE, what is going on?
灯怎么转成舞池模式了 Why has the ship turned into a silent dance rave?
四辆未知飞行物 Four unknown vessels
正在靠经我们的未知 are descending upon our location.
那些标记 推测 The markings lead me to believe
他们是 维特星的赏金猎人 they are Ventrexian bounty hunters.
有点兴奋了 我们要和高等生物交谈了 Twist my nipples rough, we're talking complex life-forms.
太棒了 休 你一定要告诉我他们会不会打牌 Yes! HUE, you must find out if they play cards.
我需要了解这个 休 I need this! I need this, HUE!
我真的需要有人可以陪我玩 I -- I really need somebody to play with.
正在启动 安保模式 Activating security protocol.
休 你在搞什么鬼 HUE, what the crap?!
为了你的安全考虑 For your own safety,
请不要离开食堂 you must remainin the commissary.
为了我的安全 For my own safety?
五年来 我们第一次有客人来 We get our first visitors in five years,
但是我不能和他们交流下？ and I can't mingle with them?
休给我立刻把门打开 我需要交流 HUE, open this door right now! I need to mingle!
恐怕不行 I'm afraid I cannot.
你最好怕我怕到不行 然后把门打开 You better afraid me up an open door!
-让凯文来帮忙把 -我的天啊 凯文 -Ooh, let KVN help! -God almighty, KVN!
你不能就这样突然出现在我面前 You can't just phantom up on me like that!
别担心 我在帮忙 Don't worry about me, I am helping.
凯文 你做了件好事 Oh, oh. KVN, you did something right!
凯文 你把门关了 KVN, you processed horrendous mess of wires!
你的飞船已被要求搜寻生物E-351 Your vessel has been subjected to a search for specimen E-351.
请配合调查 或者死 Come forward...or die.
糟了 Oh, crap.
我的手臂 My arm, man!
你个傻子 You fool!
这都是些什么东西 Who the freak is this guy?
我觉得他们是想要 I believe they want the alien
你藏在背包里的外星人 you're hiding in your backpack.
啥 我不知道你在说什么 What? I don't know what you're referring to.
这是我有意为之的 我从未觉得如此快乐 This is what I was meant to do! I have never felt so alive!
嗷 你是说我的内裤 卡迪啊 Oh! You mean my underpants caddy.
是的 我们应该照他们说的做 Yes. We should comply with their wishes, Gary.<
我不知道 I don't know.
我开始有点喜欢这个小家伙了 I kind of was starting to like this little guy.
他给了我一个大大的拥抱 He gives great hugs.
盖里 我们没有面对武装威慑的能力 Gary, we are not equipped to face this threat.
干得好 阿瓦卡多 -这场战争和我们无关 -Good job, Avocato.This is not our fight.
休 我们制造战争 你可是永恒守卫啊 HUE, we make it our fight. You're Infinity Guard.
你就是为了保护生命而存在的 Your whole motto is to protect life.
它是生命吗 盖里 Is that life, Gary?
如果他不是 那我就只是一包愤怒的核桃 Well, if it isn't, then I'm a raging sack of walnuts!
休 让飞船光速跃迁 HUE, lightfold the ship!
这会延长你的刑期 This will lengthen your sentence.
我明白 快点启动空间跳跃 休 I get it. Lightfold the ship, HUE!
盖里 Gary
快照做 Do it!
他们在启动光速跃迁 They're lightfolding!
碰撞警告 Proximity alert.
这个警报是不是和我想得一样 Is that what I think it is?
休 这不太对劲 让我们出去 HUE, that's no good. Get us out of here.
再次跃迁 快 Lightfold again, lightfold, lightfold!
无法启动 We are immobilized
引擎需要冷却 until the lightfold engines cool.
行星将在29秒后撞击 The asteroids will reach the ship in 29 seconds.
请尽快带好你的头盔 Secure your helmet immediately.
我的头盔还在降压仓里 My helmet's in the airlock.
快跑 撞击将在15秒后发生 Run.15 seconds until impact.
以你目前的速度 是拿不到头盔的 At your current pace,you will not make it.
不 我能办到的 Oh, Gary will make it.
嘿 盖里 抱歉打扰你一下 Hey, Gary, sorry, got a minute?
我一直在想 Yeah, I've been thinking about...
盖里 还剩三秒 Gary, two seconds.
你办得到的 You're gonna live!
我的老天爷呀 我要死了 Sweet Grandor's glove! Definitely gonna die this time!
盖里 你可能有个麻烦来了 Gary, you may have a problem
你看我像是可能有麻烦的样子吗 I seriously question your usage of "may have."
我现在是确定 以及肯定有个大麻烦了 I think we have reached have. I am very deep in have!
由于月球月球引力的影响 Due to the moon's gravity
小行星碎片会飞回 1号银河 he asteroid field will swing back to the Galaxy 1
并且将在39秒后撞击你 and then at you in approximately 39 seconds.<
这可不太妙啊 休 That's no good, HUE.
帮我计算下有什么解决办法 Formulate me up some solutions.
正在计算 Calculating.
盖里 结果已得出 Gary, I do have a solution
有33%逃生的办法 with a 33% chance of success.
好的 该怎么做 Okay, and that would be?
喷射氧气管内的气体 让它推动你 Perform an emergency air blow-out of your O2 tanks.
如果你能成功进入月球的轨道 If you can enter the moon's orbit,
你就可以绕着它移动 you might be able to sling-hook around it
回到 1号银河 back to the Galaxy 1.
好的 好的 让我试试 All right. All right, let's do this.
盖里 你需要明白 Gary, you should know,
该方案只对你有效 this calculation will only work with you.
你得把那个生命体抛弃 You will have to leave< the life-form behind.
把月饼丢掉？ Mooncake?
否则 你的生存几率将为零 Or there is zero probability<
你能活着回到1号银河的 you will make it back o the Galaxy 1 alive.<
明白了 我已经告诉你很多遍了 I get it. I'll scream at you.
月饼要和我一起 Mooncake is coming with.
那你是活不成了 盖里 You will never make it, Gary.
你只能单独行动 才有机会 Your only chance is to perform this maneuver alone.
休 多给自己点信心好不好 HUE, your lack of confidence is positively depressing!
3秒后喷射气体… Blowing the air tank in three...
盖里 别这样 Gary, please.
-2 -你这样只会失败的 -Two... -You will fail.
你对了 You're right.
我会彻彻底底的失败 I will fail...upwards.
正在进入月球轨道 Entering into moon's orbit.
噢 不 这不起作用了 Oh, no! It's not working.
以目前的速率 At your current rate of velocity,
你无法回到1号银河 you will not make it back to the Galaxy 1.
你已经失败了 盖里 You have failed, Gary.
小行星将在5秒后撞击 The asteroids will make impact in five seconds.
4 Four...
3 Three...
2 Two...
休 你居然敢说我会死 HUE! And you said I could die!
哈哈 Ha!
你确实死了 有 五分钟 You were dead -- for five minutes.
你在开玩笑吧 Are you for serious?
我认为 那个生命体救了你一命 I believe the life-form saved your life.<
月饼？ -Mooncake?
谢谢你救了我 Thank you for saving my life.
检测到未知生命体 I am detecting one unknown life-form still aboard.
-它已武装 -报告具体位置 He is armed.-What deck
在4A区 另一生命体也在前往该区的路上 4A. Sames are already on route.
交出 E-351 Hand over E-351.
听着 伙计 我只想问你一件事 Listen, buddy, I only have one thing to say to you.
你会打牌吗 Do you play cards?
我就当你说是了 I'm gonna take that as a yes!
-不准动！ -吓死我了 -Freeze! -Oh, good Lord!
我的天 Oh, my gosh.
拜托不要这样靠近别人 汉克 Just don't walk up on somebody like that, Hank!
我差点尿裤子了 我还以为你是什么幽灵 I'm gonna crap my pants. I thought you were a baby ghost or a ghost baby or something
或者是啥灵体之类的 in between the ghost baby spectrum.
不准动！ -Freeze!
甘霖娘 汉克 Freakin' crap, Hank!
这多好啊 我是说 就我几个 Isn't this great? I mean, just us guys
坐在这 悠闲的打牌 sitting here, chillin', playin' cards.
你真的知道怎么玩吗 小猫 You really know how to sling the zingers, cat guy.
我的名字叫 阿沃卡多 The name's Avocato.
才不是 你就是个傻子 No. The name is loser!
认输吧 四张同牌 Eat it! Four of a kind!
你真的很爱这个小假话 是吧 You're oblivious to this thing, aren't you?
-什么东西 -那玩意 -What? -That.
-它吗 -对啊 就是它 -This? -Yes! That.
-你是说月饼? -月饼是什么东西 -Mooncake? -What's a Mooncake?
-就是它啊 -就这玩意 -This! -That?
请向我确认你的名字不是E-352 Please tell me you didn't name E-351.
-E-351是什么鬼 -就是它啊 -What's an E-3559? -That.
-这个？ -没错 就是该死的这个东西 -This? -Yes, freakin' that!
我想我明白了 I suppose I did.
你不知道这是什么玩意 对吧 You don't know what that is, do you?
这是个行星杀手 That is a planet-killer.
你在开玩笑吧 Are you hearing this?
这个疯子觉得月饼是行星杀手 Freakin' guy thinks Mooncake is a planet-killer!
你还真会说笑 What a freakin' -- oh, man!
闭上你的嘴 凯文 Shut your face hole, KVN! Crap.
所以 你觉得这很搞笑吗 So you think this is funny?
我是认真的 -是吗 I'm serious. -Are you?
没错 指挥官大人 Yes. The Lord Commander
搜寻整个银河找它 is searching the galaxy for it.
你是藏不住它的 不论你走到哪里 指挥官大人都会找到你 You can't hide.Wherever you go, he'll find you.
我要怎么相信你呢 毛茸茸的小家伙 Why should I believe you, Mr. Whiskers?
要是你在敢这么叫我 我就杀了你 Call me that again, and I'll kill you.
嗯 我好像冒犯到你了 你看吧 Mm-hmm. I've insulted you. You see, the truth is,
我之前也没和什么猫人聊过天 I've never socialized with a cat man before.
也就我邻居有只爱舔自己的猫 My neighbor had a cat. Loved to lick himself.
但你应该不会那么做 对吧 You're not gonna do that, right?
否则 我们会有大麻烦的 我的朋友 Otherwise, we're gonna have problems, friend.
我不是一只猫 我是维特星人 I'm not a cat, I'm a Ventrexian.
懂了 你看 我是个孤高的人 Got it. See, I'm a Presbyterian myself.
但我爱人类 But I love all people.
这就是我的生存法则 -我们有危险了 Just how I was raised. -We're in danger.
听着 我们所有人都在危险之中 Listen, all of us are in danger!
月饼 看着我深邃的双瞳 Mooncake, look into Gary's gelatinous marbles.
只要我还有一口气 而且你还支持我 As long as I draw breath and you provide me
伴随我无数的冒险 with copious amounts of adventure,
我会永远保护你 我们现在就是一个团队的了 I will be there for you. We're a team now.
而且 我会与你共枕 And I'll let you be my sidekick and such
永不分离 with a super side order of what-not.
说的不错 Well said.
给我吃的饼干？ A cookie -- for me?!
没错 盖里 你可以拿一块 Yes, Gary. Take one.
你展现了 You displayed a quality
你从未展现过的品质 I hadn't seen in you previously
勇敢 无私 这块饼干是你应得的 courage. Exemplary.You earned it.<
也因为 我就是队长 And because I am the captain.
饼干 撤回 Cookie withdrawn.
只有改过自新的人才能吃 The penitent man shall pass.
哦 我拿到一个了 Ohh! I got one!
我的老天爷呀 Sweet Grandor's glove,
我拿到了一块美味的饼干 I got a mother-loving cookie!
这是一块饼干 奎因 This is a cookie, Quinn.
休说这是我应得的 因为我做了正确的事 said I earned it because I did things, Quinn.
危险的 值得奖赏饼干的大好事 Dangerous things. Cookie-earning things.
该好好享用这块美味的奖励了 Now to eat the fruits of my greatness.
我的！ -什么 不！ -Mine! -What? No!
盖里 你睡着了吗 Gary, are you sleeping?
我们没事 不要管我 Oh, okay. We're good. Don't mind me.
我就是随便四处走走 I'm -- I'm just floating this way.
这边我想去看看 This is the way I like to go.
再见！ 我就是到处逛逛而已 Bye! This was my plan. That's my path.
所有东西已就位 All the pieces are in place.
那就让我们来玩玩吧 Let's play a little.