好了 我们快点选吧 趁着Jack还在玩电梯
Okay, let's do this quickly while Jack's still playing on the escalator.
要不给他买个榨汁机作为他的生日礼物如何？
Okay, how about a juicer for Jack's birthday?
好主意啊 说不定他就能把咱们的还回来了
That's a good idea.Then maybe he can give ours back.
来试试看 这是液体的阳光
Here, try some. It's liquid sunshine.
这还真是液体的阳光
It is liquid sunshine.
- 你是怎么榨出来的？ - 有了这台 Schmenkman 5000 你想榨什么就榨什么
- How'd you do it? - With the Schmenkman 5000,you can make juice out of anything.
得了吧！
Oh, come on!
我相信 Schmenkman 5000 会很棒
I'm sure the Schmenkman 5000 is good,
但是真的是想榨什么就榨什么的吗？
but can it really get juice out of anything?
女士 这台 Schmenkman 5000 棒到 你都可以把 Hume Cronyn 榨出油水来
Ma'am, the Schmenkman 5000 is so good, you could get juice out of Hume Cronyn.
（Hume Cronyn 出演过'十二怒汉'、'夺魂锁' 1998年的时候 他已经是86岁的瘦老头了）
这榨汁机真棒
Now, that's a good juicer.
嘿 看啊 我是雪儿 1978年 雪儿特辑形象
Hey, look. I'm Cher,circa 1978.
（Cher 雪儿 前几集有提到她） （1978年 'Cher... Special'的宣传海报就是雪儿带着草帽拿着草叉的形象）
我女儿是个什么东西？
My daughter's a what?
（之前有提到 雪儿的女儿是个变性人）
等一下 为什么你们在这边给我选生日礼物 别 别 别
Wait a minute. Why are you guys buying my birthday present in here?No, no-no.
我不需要任何厨具 我一直都是在你们家吃饭的
I don't need kitchen appliances.I eat all my meals at your house. Doy.
我天 别再给我买榨汁机了 我刚把我家的那个给卖了
Oh my God, and do not get me a juicer.I just sold the one I had.
我们为你准备的生日聚会
Um... this birthday party we're throwing for you,
- 应该是个惊喜派对 对吧？ - 当然了
- it's still a surprise, right? - Oh my God, totally.
但是我想看看参加人员名单
But I want to go over the guest list.
而且我希望有明星到场 名气不能低于 Joan Van Ark
And I want a celebrity-- no one lower than Joan Van Ark.
不如请 Joan of Arc(圣女贞德) 怎么样？
How about Joan of Arc?
她演过什么作品？
What show was she on?
话说回来 带我去旁边的唱片店买点唱片吧 我想给我的惊喜派对加点惊喜音乐
Okay, anyways, let's goes next door and get some CD's. I want to get some surprise party music for my surprise party.
我听说 Alanis Morissette 有新唱片了
I heard the new Alanis Morissette just got reduced.
（Alanis Morissette 著名音乐人 前男友是扮演死侍的演员） （她的歌曲'Thank U' 其中有段歌词就是： thank you india 感谢你，印度）
是啊 这就是感谢印度人之后的福报
Yeah, that's what you get for thanking lndia.
你在选榨汁机吗？
Are you looking for a juicer?
我也不知道该选哪个
Oh, l...I really don't know.
这个就非常不错
Well, this one is terrific.
你知道吗 这台机器宣称可以榨……
You know, they claim it can get juice out of--
Hume Cronyn 对吧
Hume Cronyn, yeah.
Hume Cronyn？
Hume Cronyn?
他可是国宝级演员
He's a national treasure.
不合时宜的玩笑
That's not funny.
你看 那个刚走掉的男人 是他先说的……
See, the guy that just left, he was the one who--
给我点时间考虑一下吧
I'm gonna need a few more minutes.
嗨 我是榨汁机先生
Hi, I'm Mr. Juicer.
我天 Grace Adler 你是有多寂寞啊
My God, Grace Adler, you have gotten lonely.
- Sam ？ - 嗨 Grace
- Sam? - Hi, Grace.
我的天 Sam？ 你怎么在这儿？
Oh my God, Sam?What are you doing here?
我今早起床突然发现 我人生中从未拥有过这些东西
Well, I woke up this morning and I realized that I have lived my entire life without... one of these.
- 榨汁机？ - 不是 是厨房
- A juicer? - No, a kitchen.
Grace Adler 哇 记得上次见到你 你才这么大
Grace Adler, wow.You know, the last time I saw you, you were this big.
我当时在山顶 你离我很远
But I was on a hill and you were far away.
- 最近怎么样？ - 不错
- How are you? - Good.
你知道吗 我之前在萨格港 做过一套房子的室内设计是你所承包建设的
You know, I did the interior of a house that you were the contractor on in Sag Harbor.
- 真的？你觉得我的房子建的怎么样？ - 极好
- Really? How'd you like my work? - Fantastic.
我喜欢你把地板铺在地上 这样大家就可以走路了
I loved the way you put the floor down low where everybody walks.
（Grace 在讽刺刚刚Sam的问题 一般承包商只负责做毛坯房 而毛坯房都大同小异 没有太多好坏之分）
又是谁想到要把天花板 设置在人们头顶上的？
And-- and whose idea was it to put the ceiling above everyone's head like that?
我的杰作 谢谢
That was mine.Thank you.
所以我们还要回避那个敏感的事多久？
So how long are we not gonna talk about what we're not talking about?
我可以回避一整天 反正我有闲时间 你看起来真不错
Oh, I can do this all day. I have a lot of staying power.You look great.
那我先说好了
So I guess I'll start.
Will 刚走
Will just left.
他总是能把握时机
Well, he always had good timing.
Sam 他就在旁边的屋子里选唱片呢 在他买下'最好的面包'专辑前 拦下他吧
Sam, he's right next door picking out CDs. Go catch him, before he buys "The Best Of Bread."
想法不错 可惜他恨我
Hey, you know, that's a great idea, except he hates me.
- Sam 你恨他多过他恨你 - Grace 我不恨他 我爱他 我想他
- Sam, he doesn't hate you any more than you hate him. - Grace, I don't hate him.I love him. I miss him.
其实 他恨你比你想象中多那么一点点
Okay, he hates you a little more than you hate him.
不管怎样 你俩其中一个人需要向前一步 你俩谁先都好
But one of you has to make the first move.It could be either one--
如果是你就最好了
as long as it's you.
知道吗 Grace 我做不到 我要参加的建筑师会议10分钟后开始
You know, Grace, I can't. I gotta go meet an architect in about 10 minutes,
我很愿意跟你谈这个问题 我就住在 Mercer 酒店 愿意给我来电吗？
but I'd love to talk to you about this. I'm staying at The Mercer.Would you please call me?
你需要我给Will 递一些话吗？
Do you want me to tell Will anything?
告诉他 他的哥哥很想他
Tell him...tell him his brother misses him.
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量勺放哪了？
Where are the measuring spoons?
你知道吗
You know what?
或许你可以放下你的小酒杯 来帮我做Jack的生日蛋糕
Maybe you want to put down your littlesippy cup and help me make Jack's cake.
宝贝 你有事就张口嘛 我很乐意帮忙的
Well, honey, all you had to do was ask.I'm happy to help.
Rosario?
是我
Yeah...
我需要你在明天之前 做好一个七层蛋糕
I'm gonna need you to make one of your seven-layer cakes for tomorrow.
看着点小孩们 尤其是那个小胖墩 肯定会饿虎扑食的
And keep an eye on the kids. The fat one's gonna go right for the bowl.
好了 再见
Yeah. Okay, hola.
烘焙可真有趣
Baking is fun.
最后给 Jack 选了什么？
What'd you end up getting Jack?
我准备送他花哨的健身衣之类的东西
I've narrowed it down to something spandex with padding.
所以我们是准备送他个Richard Simmons？
So we're gonna get him Richard Simmons?
（Richard Simmons 电视健身教练总穿着很暴露的健身衣）
我的天 你知道他会喜欢什么吗？
Oh my God. Do you know what he would love?
在地中海的那个项目 就是可以跟别的情侣租一艘船玩一周的项目
Oh, what is that deal down in the Mediterranean, where you can charter a yacht with another couple for a week?
就是那种七人旅行团 带你去地中海有名的海岸 那艘船的名字是什么来着？
You know, a seven-person crew.They take you up the ltalian Riviera.Oh, what is the name of that boat?
我知道 叫‘少嗑点药’号
Oh, I know. The SS Lower Your Dosage.
- 你们俩在干吗呢？ - 我们在做生日蛋糕
- What are you guys doing up here? - We're making a cake from scratch,
我在帮忙
and I helped.
- 嘿 我有个大事要跟你说 - 什么事？
- Hey, I've got some big news. - Yeah?
还记得当时你自私地把我丢在那边 让我以你的名义给你的朋友买个礼物吗？
Remember when you selfishly bailed on me at the store and left me to buy a birthday present for you to give your friend?
是啊 在我贴心地分配任务之后 你就可以准时地去做指甲护理了
Yeah, that was right after I thoughtfully split up the workload, so you could make your manicure on time.
你言之有理
It was right about that time.
总之 你走后的半分钟内……
Anyway, 30 seconds after you left...
你哥 Sam Truman 跟我撞见了
Sam Truman walks up to me.
噢~ 老情人？
Ooh, old lover?
Sam Truman 我的哥哥
Sam Truman? My brother?
所以 不是情人？
So... no?
- Will 他真的很想你 - 我不信 我要换衣服去健身房了
- Will, he really misses you. - Mmm, I'll bet.I'm gonna change, and go to the gym.
- 或许你该给他打个电话 - 嘿 或许我不用打
- Maybe you should call him. - Hey, maybe I shouldn't.
Will 打给你哥吧
Will. Call your brother.
你知道的 Michael Corleone 都原谅了 Fredo
You know, Michael Corleone forgave Fredo.
（在电影'教父2'里 Fredo背叛了自己的弟弟 Michael Corleone）
对啊 在他带 Fredo 去湖边枪杀之前
Yeah, that was right before he had him taken out to the lake and shot.
这没错 但重点在于他原谅他
Yeah, but the important thing is he forgave him.
不对 我觉得重点是 Fredo 被枪杀了
No, I think the important thing to Fredo was that he got shot.
回去烘焙去吧
Go back to your baking.
这事太蠢了
This is so stupid.
五年前 Will 跟 Sam 说他讨厌那位准嫂子
Five years ago, Will told Sam he hated the woman he was gonna marry
结果就是 Sam 选择跟 Will 绝交了
and as a result, Sam cut Will out of his life completely.
在这之前 他们很要好
And they were--they were so close.
- 而现在终于有机会…… - 宝贝 宝贝
- And now, finally--finally Sam seems ready-- - Honey, honey...
我完全不关心 Will 的事
I barely care about Will.
你觉得我还会关心他哥吗？
Can you imagine how I feel about the brother?
讨厌 宝贝
Damn it, honey.
我还希望今晚至少能有一个直男到场呢 那样的话不小心露个点也算值得了
I was hoping there'd be at least one straight guy here tonight in case these puppies accidentally fall out.
- 派对办的还是不错的吧？ - 是啊
- Party's goin' pretty well, huh? - Yeah.
我喜欢惊喜
I love surprises.
- 你也喜欢惊喜 是吧？ - 惊喜地是 我不喜欢
- You love surprises too, don't ya? - Surprisingly, no.
真的吗？ 我喜欢惊喜的
Really? I love them.
就像这些小蛋糕一样
It's like these little mini-quiches.
看起来好像不好吃 但吃上一口……
They look like they'll be bland, and then--
意外地香辣可口
Surprise, jalapeno
这才叫惊喜啊
Now, that's surprising.
- 把这个放桌子上吧 - 行吧
- Here, put these on the table. - All right.
Will 开门去
Will? Door, prontito.
让我看看 这屋子里有警察、牛仔、还有印第安人 估计这个就该是建筑工人了
Let's see, we got the cop, the cowboy, the lndian. his has gotta be the construction worker.
惊喜啊
Surprise.
你打算一晚上都躲在这儿？
Are you gonna hide in here all night?
我没有躲
I'm not hiding.
我想着趁着Jack 生日聚会的时间 给我的领带做一次断舍离
Thought Jack's party would be a good time to weed out my tie collection.
你选一条拿来上吊用吧
Pick the one you want to be strangled with.
Hugo Boss 是个名牌啊
Hugo Boss is kinda nice.
Will 我必须出手帮忙 你俩都很犟 你俩还能这么僵持40年
Will, I had to do something. You guys are gentiles. This could go on for 40 years.
Will 他已经来了
Will, he's here.
他肯定是希望求和的 就出去给个机会吧
He obviously wants to make up.Just go out there and settle it.
你是对的 Grace
Gee, Grace, you're right.
或许在这儿之后 我们可以游到中东 然后用一个大拥抱化解战乱
Maybe after, we can swing by the Middle East and clear up that whole mess with a big group hug.
但是他们也会偶尔休战啊
Well, even they called a truce every so often.
用来争取时间掩藏神经毒气
You know, to hide the nerve gas.
Will 家家都有本难念的经
Will, every family has problems
你需要去面对
you have to work through.
你觉得当 Maria 和'终结者'结婚的时候 肯尼迪家族的人就没说闲话吗？
I mean, don't you think the Kennedys had words when Maria married the Terminator?
（肯尼迪总统的妹妹Maria跟电影'终结者'的主演施瓦辛格结婚 当时外界并不看好这段关系 目前两人已离婚）
我倒觉得没人会在乎 那个女孩会嫁给谁
I don't really think they care who the girls marry.
Will 这是个好机会
Will, you were so close.
我赌你都想不起来一切是因何而起的
I bet you can't even remember how it all started.
五年前 6月24号 下午三点左右
Five years ago, June 24th, mid-afternoon,
他问我对他女友的真实想法
he asked me what I honestly thought of his girlfriend.
我说了 '她很臭脸、控制狂、还高冷' 他说'不管了 我就要娶她'
I said, "She's morose and controlling and icy." He said, "Too bad, I'm marrying her."
然后我说 '这可不是个好主意'
I said, "I don't think that's a very good idea."
他穿着蓝衬衫 而我穿着牛仔裤……
He was wearing a blue shirt. I was wearing the jeans--
行吧 你还是有点记仇
All right, so you have a vague recollection.
不管怎样 Will 他已经来了
But Will, he's here.
- 你欠他个道歉 - 我欠……
- You owe it to him. - I owe it--
是他先跟我绝交的
He is the one that cut me out of his life.
每次家族圣诞聚会 他都三点准时离开 因为他知道我四点会到
He's the one that leaves the family Christmas at 3:00 when he knows I'm showing up at 4:00.
我有个小侄子 我们从未见面
I have a nephew that I have never met.
你懂这感觉吗？
Do you know what that feels like?
我帮Jack请来个明星 Leslie Uggams 刚刚到场
Well, I got Jack his celebrity.Leslie Uggams just arrived.
（Leslie Uggams 黑人女演员 在死侍系列电影里 出演瞎子婆婆）
Grace 我不想看到Sam 我也不想跟他说话
Grace, I don't want to see Sam.I don't want to talk to Sam.
行吧 Leslie Uggams 又走了
Okay, Leslie Uggams just left.
- 所以你就准备在这儿躲一晚上 - 没错
- So you'll stay here all night? - Yup.
- 你不会给他任何机会了？ - 没错
- You won't give him a chance? - Nope.
- 就算这是摆在你俩面前的最后一次机会？ - 没错
- Even if this is the last time this opportunity presents itself?.- Yup.
你知道要是我 Pesha 姑姑在这里会说什么吗？
You know what my Aunt Pesha would say if she were in this room right now?
‘我父母怎么给我起这么个名字啊’
"Why the hell did my parents name me Pesha?"
（Pesha 在希伯来语里意思是‘犯罪’）
不是
No.
她会说……
She would say--
她是个犹太默剧演员？
What was she, a Yiddish mime?
- 你什么也没说啊 - 我说得够多了
- You didn't say anything! - Oh, I said plenty.
我刚刚给了你一个鄙视的眼神
I just gave you the Eye of Shame.
- Grace 这也太…… - 嘿 嘿 嘿 别为难Pesha
- Oh, Grace. The-- - Hey-hey-hey!Don't push Pesha!
眼神表达了一切
Talk to the eye.
我觉得他开始服软了
I think he's softening.
他就是需要多一点时间 你可以等……
He just needs a little more time.You can hang out for like...
一年后再来
a year, right?
他遗传了老妈的倔脾气 而我遗传了老爸的……
He got Mom's stubbornness. And I got Dad's...
……倔脾气
stubbornness.
- 你家要是再奇葩点…… - 我们家的事就能在 '信不信由你' 博物馆里被展出了
- You know, if you were a functional family-- - We'd be on display at Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
（Ripley's Believe It Or Not 纽约'信不信由你奇趣馆' 主要展出Robert Ripley在全球旅行中收集的奇闻异事）
你们三人
The three of you--
你、Will 还有 Ginny 应该找个机会坐下来……
you, Will and Ginny, would sit down in a room and just--
好好谈谈
and just hash it out.
我不觉得这事能成了
I don't think that's gonna happen.
我和 Ginny 在办离婚了
Ginny and I are getting a divorce.
这太棒了
That's fantastic!
不是 不是这个意思 这太糟了 我很抱歉
Oh, no. I mean, that's awful. I'm sorry.
但你可以借这个事跟 Will 谈谈 你得跟 Will 说一下
It's just that's your way in with Will. You've gotta tell him.
大家听我说句话好吗？
Could I have everybody's attention?
我提议大家给今天的寿星Jack 说点祝酒词吧
I thought it would be fun if people came up and made a toast to the man of the hour.
谁想先给 Jack 说祝酒词？
So, who wants to say a few words about Jack?
拜托 你们基佬不该这么闷的
Come on, queens are better to open.
好吧 我先来吧
Oh, all right. I'll start.
假如半夜12点45分 你的女闺蜜们取消了明天的午餐聚会
Say it's 12:45 and one of your real girlfriends cancels for lunch.
没有任何人…… 真的没有任何人……
Well, there is nobody-- and I do mean nobody--
能像Jack一样适合做备胎
who can fill in like Jack.
宝贝 如果轻贱是种香水的话 那你简直芬芳馥郁
Honey, if catty were a perfume, you'd reek of it.
我爱你 宝贝 真的
I love ya, honey. I do.
我爱你
I love ya.
好啦 谁是下一个？
Okay, who's next?
我来说吧
I'll be next.
Jack 我时常嘲笑你
Jack, I joke with you a lot,
给你起外号
I call you names--
比如 Nelly、 Mary 、小仙女
names like Nelly, Mary, Tinkerbell.
（Nelly和Fembot 都有娘炮的意思 ；Mary 是女性的名字； Ally McHomo 可以表示基佬之友的意思 ）
Fembot、 Ally McHomo
Fembot, Ally McHomo.
没有好听的话 就滚一边去吧
Get to the good stuff or get off the stage.
我爱你Jack 虽然我不常说
Well, I love you, Jack. I don't tell you that enough.
你就像
You're like--
说实话 你像我从未有过的兄弟一般
truth be told, you're like the brother I never had.
谁能想到 那个 '我从未有过的兄弟' 今夜也到场了
And what do you know, the brother I never had is here tonight!
但你跟他不同 你从未跟我绝交 也从未跟我错开参加家庭聚会
But see, unlike him you'd never cut me out of your life or split up my family.
Jack 我在这儿祝你生日快乐
So here's to you, Jack. Happy birthday.
这是个什么狗屁祝酒词啊？
What the hell kind of a toast was that?
听着 我和 Ginny正在办离婚
Look, Ginny and I are getting a divorce.
那太可惜了 你俩真是绝配
That's too bad, Sam. You guys deserved each other.
行吧 我走了 我至少试过了
That's it. I'm outta here. I tried.
Sam 你要去哪儿啊？
Sam, where are you going?
- 我要走了 - 为什么啊？
- I'm leaving. - Why?
为什么？ 你没听到他怎么跟我说话的吗？
Why? Didn't you hear what he just said?
你误会了 那是他求和的表现
No, that was just his way of reaching out.
好吧 那么离开这里 就是我 '留下的表现' 再见
Yeah. Well, this is my way of staying.Bye.
别啊 Sam 拜托 拜托
No, Sam. Come on, come on.
你花了五年才来这里 现在只需15步就到了 相当于一年迈出三步
It took you five years to get here, and you're only 15 feet apart.That's like three feet a year.
Merchant Ivory兄弟 拍电影都比这个快
Merchant lvory films move faster than that.
（Merchant-Ivory 是指Ismil Merchant 和 James Ivory 其作品有'请以你的名字呼唤我' '莫里斯' 等）
- 很显然他不想跟我说话 - 不是的 你错了
- He obviously doesn't want to talk to me. -No, you're wrong.
在他的卧室 他说 跟你重归于好 比什么都重要
In his bedroom,he said more than anything else, he wants to resolve this.
他真这么说的吗？
He actually said that?
因为‘解决’和‘左轮手枪’ 这俩词发音很像
'Cause "resolve" and "revolver" sound a lot alike.
我很确定他说的是‘解决’
I'm pretty sure he said resolve.
拜托了 Sam 拜托了 再试一次
Please, Sam.Please try.
我也不知道 Grace
I don't know, Grace.
- 好吧 谁能在鄙视的眼神下拒绝请求呢？ - 谢谢啦
- Okay. Who could say no to the Eye of Shame? - Thank you!
（Grace是在感谢 终于有人认出这是鄙视的眼神了）
这律动 感受到了吗？
That's it. Can you feel that?
嗨 情人们 我爱你们就像爱情人一样
Hi, lovers. I love you all like lovers.
真的 我爱你、还有你、还有你、还有你……
Really.I love you and you and you and--
我不认识你 但我肯定会爱上你的
You, I don't know, but I could definitely see loving you.
最重要的是 我爱'爱'本身 真的
But most of all, I love love. I do.
有时候我太爱'爱'本身 我都想带它去维加斯度过淫荡的一周
Sometimes I love love so much,I wish I could take it to Vegas for a really naughty weekend.
谢了 谢了
Thank you, thank you.
- 但能今夜对我这么特殊的原因是…… - 我不关心你跟谁离婚
- But what makes today particularly special for me is... - I don't carewho you're divorcing,
- 本质上都没有改变你跟我绝交的事实！ - 至少我来了 我在努力修复关系
- it doesn't change the fact that you cut me off! - Well, I'm here now! At least I'm making an effort!
好了 看向我好吗？
Okay, eyes back to me, okay?
29年之前 我……
29 years ago, I was...
- 是你叫她没良心的婊子在先的 - 那我该怎么说 撒谎吗？
- You called her a cold-hearted bitch! - What was I supposed to do, lie?!
别再关心帘子后面的小丑们了
Pay no attention to the brats behind the curtain!
总之 今天我就29了 我可一点也不像
So today, I turn 29, which is so unlike me.
- 这都是废话 你知道！ - 那你多久……
- Oh, that's a load of crap and you know it! - How long are you...
这会让你陷入思考 不是吗？
It kinda makes you think, doesn't it?
我的人生里做过什么？ 我去过哪里？我又想去到哪里？
What have I done with my life? Where have I been? Where do I want to go?
我把所有的答案都写进了诗里了
Well, I have all the answers, and I have written them down in the form of a poem.
闭嘴！
Shut up!
69年的一个星光璀璨的夜晚 一个叫 Jack 的男孩呱呱坠地
"'Twas a starlit night in '69, When a boy named Jack arrived divine.
就在这觥筹交错之时 亲爱的Jack步入29岁
So, nibble your cheese and sip your wine, For today dear Jack turns 29."
宝贝 如果你69年出生 那你已经30岁了
Honey, if you were born in '69...you're 30.
不对 我……
No, I'm--
好了 很好
Okay, good.
我觉得总算有点进展了
I think we're making progress.
你俩翻旧账都翻到 ‘Ginny事件’之前的事去了
We've moved way past the Ginny incident into some very old issues.
我们知道了Will 当年得到的自行车更好些
We've heard about Will getting the better bike...
Sam 当年的屋子更大些
Sam getting the bigger room...
你俩当年都喜欢 Susie Borgeson 同学
both of you liking Susie Borgeson--
我想我们达成共识 就是当年你俩都没戏
and I think we all agree that one's moot.
现在我要休息一下 因为我说的嗓子都干了
So now, I'm going to take a break,because my throat's a little dry...
接下来我就留你们哥俩独处了
and I'm gonna let you guys take it from here.
不许打架
No fighting.
不许咬人
No biting.
只许谈话
Just talk.
对话
Relate.
哎 倔驴们
Ay, goyim.
你好？
Hello?
Jack 慢点说
Whoa-whoa-whoa, Jack. Jack, slow down...
我知道 我知道这很难接受 但你就是30岁了
I know. I know it's hard, but you are.
兄弟 信我 你真的30岁了
You-- Buddy, trust me, you're 30.
嘿 截断你的胳膊 数数你的年轮 你已经30岁了
Hey, cut off your arm and count the rings.You're 30.
好吧 我这就赶过去
All right, I'm on my way over.
- 他还好吗？ - 他就在那边说胡话呢
- Is he okay? - Oh, he's talking crazy.
说什么‘敏感的肠道’还有‘稳定的工作’
Using words like "irritable bowel" and "steady job."
我最好去看看吧
I better get over there.
Will？
Will?
Sam
见到你很高兴
it was good to see you.
是的 的确
Yeah, it was.
约个时间
Make a plan.
- 或许下次我进城的时候再见吧 - 好的
- So, Will, maybe we'll see each other while I'm in town. -Yeah.
- 我会给你的酒店打电话的 - 好的
- I'll call your hotel. - Yeah, good.
- 你还好吗？ - 还好
- you okay? -Yeah.
我知道我威胁要用领带勒死你 但……
I know I threatened to strangle you with a tie,but uh...
我很感激你让我们和解成功
I'm glad you made this happen.
我就是和事佬
I aim to meddle.
我的天啊 这地儿太乱了
Oh my God. This place is a mess.
或许我们就搬家算了
Maybe we should just move.
我还算喜欢这混乱 有点像早期的美国兄弟会房间
I like what you've got goin' on, sort of early American frat house.
- 需要帮忙吗？ - 没事 不用
- Want some help? - Uh, no. It's okay.
那我走了
Well, I'm gonna go.
我真的感激你让我们和解成功 谢谢
I'm really glad you made this happen. Thanks.
不用谢
Me, too.
- 真的很高兴与你再见面 Sam - 也很高兴见到你 Grace
It's really good seeing you again, Sam. - Good to see you too, Grace.
未完待续……