[ translation & synchronization: loco-whopper ] [ 中文翻譯、字幕同步：瘋狂彌天大幌 ]
Hello, Radio Tower. 喂，喂，控制塔嗎？
Lisbon plane taking off in ten minutes. East runway. 飛往里斯本的飛機 十分鐘後起飛。東跑道。謝謝。
Have your men go with Mr Laszlo. Take his luggage. 路易，叫你的手下隨拉斯洛先生過去， 安置好他的行李。
Certainly, Rick. Anything you say. 當然，裏克，聽候你吩咐。
Find Mr Laszlo's luggage and put it on the plane. - 把拉斯洛先生的行李找來，放到飛機上去。 - 是，長官。
This way, please. 這邊請。
You fill in the names. That'll make it more official. 如果你不介意，把名字也填上。 那樣就更加正式了。
You think of everything, don't you? 你什麼都考慮到了，是不是？
The names of Mr and Mrs Victor Laszlo. 名字是維克多·拉斯洛先生和太太。
- Why my name? - Cos you're getting on that plane. - 可…為什麼有我名字，理查？ - 因為你也要上那架飛機。
- What about you? - I'm staying here till the plane goes. - 我不明白，那你怎麼辦？ - 我和他留在這裏，直到飛機安然離開。
- What's happened to you... - Last night we said many things. - 不，理查，不！你怎麼了？昨晚你說…… - 昨晚我們說了很多的事情。
You said I was to do the thinking for both of us 你說讓我來考慮我們倆的事，
and you're getting on that plane with Victor. 那之後我考慮了很多，最終只有一個結果—— 你和維克多一起上那架飛機，那才是你的歸宿。
- Richard, no... - You've got to listen to me. - 理查，不！我…… - 現在你必須聽我說。
You know what you can look forward to if you stay here? 你知不知道如果你留在這裏， 你可能不得不面對的處境？
We'd both wind up in a concentration camp, right? 十之八九我們兩人都會落入集中營， 是不是這樣，路易？
Major Strasser would insist. 恐怕斯特拉瑟少校會堅持這麼做。
- You're saying it only to make me go. - But it's true. - 你這麼說只是為了讓我走。 - 我這麼說是因為這是事實。
We both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work. 你我心裏都清楚你屬於維克多， 你是他工作的一部分，你就是他的動力。
If that plane leaves and you don't, you'll regret it. 如果等那架飛機離地，而你沒跟他在一起， 你將會後悔的。
Maybe not today or tomorrow, but soon, 也許不在今天，也許不在明天， 但是很快，
and for the rest of your life. 而且會後悔一輩子。
- But what about us? - We'll always have Paris. - 那我們怎麼辦？ - 我們會永遠擁有巴黎。
We didn't have, we'd lost it until you came to Casablanca. 我們沒擁有巴黎，我們…我們失去它了， 直到你來到卡薩布蘭卡。
We got it back last night. 昨晚我們重新找回了它。
- And I said I would never leave you. - And you never will. - 當我說我永遠也不會離開你的時候。 - 你也永遠不會離開我。
I'm no good at being noble but the problems of three people 伊爾莎，我這不是要假裝高尚， 但是不用費勁就可以明白，在這瘋狂的世界裏，
don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 三個無足輕重的小人物之間的問題， 實在是很微不足道。
Someday you'll understand that. 總有一天你會明白這個的。
Now... 好了…好了，
Here's looking at you, kid. 就看你的了，孩子。
《再彈一遍，薩姆》
There's something you should know. 在你離開前，有些事應該讓你知道。
- You don't have to explain anything. - It may make a difference to you. - 布萊恩先生，我沒想要讓你解釋什麼。 - 但我還是想說，因為這可能會影響到你以後。
You knew about Ilsa and me, - 你說你知道伊爾莎和我的事？ - 是的。
but you didn't know she was at my place when you were. 但你不知道的是， 昨晚你在我那裏時，她也在那裏。
She came for the letters of transit. Isn't that true, Ilsa? 她去那兒是為了通行證件的事， 是不是這樣，伊爾莎？
Yes. 是的。
She tried everything to get them. 她費盡周折才弄到的，可都不管用。
She did her best to convince me she was still in love with me. 她想竭力讓我相信 她仍然愛著我。
It was all over long ago. 可那在很久以前就已經結束了。
For your sake she pretended it wasn't and I let her pretend. 為了你的緣故，她假裝那沒結束， 我也允許她這樣假裝著。
- I understand. - Here it is. - 我理解。 - 給你。
Thanks. 謝謝。
Are you ready, Ilsa? 你準備好了嗎，伊爾莎？
Yes, I'm ready. 是的，我準備好了。
Bye, Rick. 再見，裏克。
God bless you. 上帝保佑你。
You better hurry, you'll miss that plane. 你們最好快點， 不然要錯過飛機了。
It'd be an idea for you to disappear from Casablanca for a while. 也許你從卡薩布蘭卡消失一段日子 是個不錯的主意。
There's a Free French garrison at Brazzaville. I can arrange a passage. 在布拉柴維爾那邊駐有“自由法國”的軍隊， 你可以讓我給你安排條通道。
My letter of transit? I could use a trip. 給我通行證件？那我就用來旅行。
It doesn't change our bet. You still owe me 10,000 Francs. 不過那也影響不了我們的打賭， 你仍然欠我一萬法郎。
That 10,000 Francs should pay our expenses. 那一萬法郎應該用來支付我們的費用。
Our expenses? “我們”的費用？
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 路易，我想這是一段美好友誼的開始。
Who am I kidding? I'm not like that. 逗誰玩呢？我可不像他。
I never was, I never will be. 從來沒像過，永遠也像不了。
That's strictly the movies. 這只是部電影而已。
I'm so depressed. 我太鬱悶了。
Maybe if I took two more aspirin it would help. 也許我再吃兩片阿司匹林 就會感覺好些。
That would make... two, four, six aspirin. 那樣的話，我就吃了… 二、四、六片阿司匹林。
I'm turning into an aspirin junkie. 我正變成個沾上了阿司匹林癮頭的傢伙。
Soon I'll be boiling the cotton at the top of the bottle to get the extra. 再這樣下去，我會把瓶口的棉花加熱一下， 擠出最後一丁點藥粉。
I shouldn't have signed those papers. 我絕對不應該在那些檔上簽名。
Let her take me to court. 讓她把我告上法庭好了。
Two years of marriage down the drain. 兩年的婚姻就這麼沖入了下水道。
I couldn't believe what she said to me. 我簡直不敢相信她對我說的話。
She was like a total stranger, not like my wife. 她就像個陌生人，而不是我妻子， 完完全全的陌生人。
I don't want any alimony. I just want out. 我不想要任何贍養費，什麼都留給你。 我只是想要離開。
- Can't we discuss it? - We discussed it 50 times. - 我們就不能好好商量一下嗎？ - 我們都已經商量過50遍了。沒用的。
- Why? - I don't know. - 為什麼啊？ - 我不知道。
I can't stand the marriage. 我忍受不了這個婚姻。
You're no fun, you suffocate me. 我發現一點樂趣都沒有了， 我覺得你讓我感到窒息。
There's no rapport and I don't dig you physically. 我和你在一起時一點都沒有親近感， 我對你的身體也失去了興趣。
For God's sake, Allan, don't take it personal. 噢，看在老天的份上，艾倫， 我不是故意給你添堵。
I won't take it personal, I'll just kill myself. 我不會覺得添堵， 我只是想去自殺，沒什麼的。
If only I knew where my analyst was vacationing. 我他媽的心理醫生 到底去哪里度假了？
Where do they go every August? They leave the city. 每年八月他們都會去哪兒？ 他們離開城市。
Every summer the city is full of people who are crazy till Labour Day. 每年夏天滿城都是瘋子， 一直要到“勞工日”【九月的第一個星期一】。
What if I reach him? What's he gonna tell me? 可我找到他又能怎樣？ 他會對我說什麼？
Whatever I say he tells me it's a sexual problem. 無論我說什麼， 他都告訴我那是性的問題。
Isn't that ridiculous? How can it be sexual? 那簡直荒唐透頂！ 怎麼可能是性的問題？
We weren't even having relations. 我們連性關係都已經沒有了。
Maybe once in a while. 也許偶爾有那麼一次吧。
She used to watch TV during it. 她通常是邊看電視邊做，
Change channels with the remote control. 還不時地用遙控開關換換頻道。
Why should a divorce bother me so? 為什麼離婚讓我如此心煩？
Maybe I'm better off without her. 去他娘的，也許沒她我過得更好。
Why not? I'm young, healthy, got a good job. 為什麼不呢？ 我年輕、健康，我有份好的工作。
This could be my chance to step out a little bit. 這可以成為我出去找點樂子的機會。
If she can swing, so can I. 既然她可以胡搞，我也可以啊。
I could turn this place into a nightclub. 好吧，我可以把這地方變成個夜總會。
Get broads here like you wouldn't believe. 我可以帶各種各樣的女人來這裏， 讓你想都想不到。
Swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, 濫交者、變態者、性欲狂、
dental hygienists. 牙齒衛生師。
If she didn't want me, I won't push myself on her. 如果她不想要我， 我也不會硬逼著她怎麼樣。
I couldn't believe what she said when she left. 我只是不敢相信 她離開那天她對我說的話。
I want a new life. 我想要新的生活。
I want to go skiing, go dancing, go to the beach, 我想要去滑雪，我想要去跳舞， 我想要去海灘，
ride through Europe on a motorcycle. 我想要騎上一輛摩托，走遍歐洲。
- All we ever do is see movies. - I write for a film magazine. - 而我們所做的只是看看電影。 - 是啊，我要給他們送我的那份電影雜誌寫東西。
Besides, I happen to like movies. 此外，我碰巧很喜歡看電影。
That's because you're one of life's great watchers. 你喜歡看電影，是因為 你是這樣一種人，只會旁觀生活。
I'm a doer. I want to participate. We never laugh together. 我不喜歡那樣，我喜歡實幹。我想要笑， 我想要參與。我們從沒一起笑過。
How can you say that? I'm constantly laughing. 你怎麼能這麼說？ 我不知道你怎麼樣，反正我是經常笑。
I chuckle, I giggle, I guffaw. Why didn't this come up when we were dating? 我吃吃地笑，我咯咯地笑，我有時還哈哈大笑。 為什麼我們以前約會的時候，你不這麼說？
You were more aggressive then. 唔，那時的情況可不一樣， 那時你更加富有闖勁。
Everybody is during courtship. It's natural. 每個人在追求的時候都那樣， 那是本能使然，那是想給對方加深印象。
You can't expect me to keep up that level of charm, I'd have a heart attack. 你不能指望我一直保持那種水準的魅力， 我會犯心臟病的。
Goodbye, Allan. 再見，艾倫。
My lawyer will call your lawyer. 我的律師會給你律師打電話。
I don't have a lawyer. 我沒有律師。
Have him call my doctor. 讓他打給我心理醫生好了。
What's the matter with me? Why can't I be cool? 我這是怎麼回事？ 為什麼我就不能酷一點？
What's the secret? 有什麼秘訣呢？
There's no secret, kid. Dames are simple. 沒什麼秘訣，老弟。 女人都很簡單。
I never met one that didn't understand a slap in the mouth 我還從沒遇上過一個女人， 會不理解在嘴巴上扇一巴掌，或…
or a slug from a.45. …從點45手槍射出的子彈的意思。
Yeah, cos you're Bogart. 是啊，因為你是鮑嘉啊。
I could never hit Nancy. It's not that type of relationship. 我可不會打南茜。 兩人之間的關係不該是這個樣子。
Where'd you learn that word, the shrink? “關係”？你從哪兒學的這個詞？ 從住在派克大街上的看腦瓜子的醫生那裏？
I'm not like you. In Casablanca, when you lost Ingrid, weren't you crushed? 我可不是你。在《卡薩布蘭卡》裏，當你失去 英格麗·褒曼時，你有沒有感到崩潰？
Nothing a little bourbon and soda wouldn't fix. 沒什麼，喝點波旁威士卡和蘇打水就好了。
I can't drink. My body won't tolerate alcohol. 我可不能喝酒， 我的身體受不了酒精。
Take my advice and forget all this fancy relationship stuff. 聽聽我的忠告吧，孩子， 忘掉所有不切實際的什麼“關係”。
The world is full of dames. 這個世界上有的是女人。
All you got to do is whistle. 你要做的就是吹起口哨。
He's right. 他說得對。
You give them an inch and they step all over you. 你稍一讓步，她們就會得寸進尺。
Why can't I develop that attitude? 為什麼我就不能產生他那樣的態度？
Nothing a little bourbon and soda couldn't fix. 沒什麼，喝點波旁威士卡和蘇打水就好了。
- Are you all right? - You poor thing! - 艾倫，你沒事吧？ - 可憐的傢伙！
- Why didn't you call us? - I didn't want to bother you. - 為什麼她離開後你不馬上給我們打電話？ - 我不想打攪你們。
Not bother us? For God's sake, what are friends for? 不想打攪我們？ 天哪，艾倫，那還要朋友幹什麼？
Why did she say she wanted a divorce? 理由是什麼？ 她有沒有說想要離婚的理由？
She doesn't laugh enough. 她想要笑，她說她笑得不夠多。
Insufficient laughter - grounds for divorce. 笑聲不足—— 這就是離婚的理由。
She wants to go skiing. 還有滑雪，她想要去滑雪。
She wants to ski down a mountain laughing. 她想要從山上一邊滑下來一邊笑， 像個白癡一樣。
Let me call my office. I ran out of a meeting when you called. 艾倫，我要給我公司打個電話，告訴他們我在哪兒。 你打電話給我時，我的商務會沒開完就跑了出來。
They must think I'm crazy. 他們一定以為我瘋了。
- Have you heard from her? - I heard from Schulman and Weiss. - 她沒再跟你聯繫？ - “舒爾曼-外斯律師事務所”跟我聯繫過，
I signed some papers and Nancy went to Mexico. 讓我簽署了幾份檔， 南茜跑墨西哥去了。
We went there on our honeymoon. 真滑稽，我們去墨西哥度的蜜月，
Spent the entire two weeks in bed. 在床上折騰了整整兩個星期。
I had dysentery. 我得了痢疾。
Hello, George? Did they agree to the terms? 是你嗎，喬治？ 他們同意那些條件嗎？
Oh, hell. Well, if we blow it, we blow it. 噢，見鬼。好吧， 既然我們談不攏，那就談不攏唄。
God! Can't you cook anything but TV dinners? 我的天哪！除了速凍速食， 你就不會做點別的嗎？
Who bothers to cook them? I suck them frozen. 我才沒心思做呢， 我直接拿冷凍的嘬！
I'll tell you where you can reach me, I'll be at 362-9296 for a while. 我來告訴你怎麼打電話找我，喬治， 我會在362-9296呆一會兒。
Then I'll be at 648-0024 for about 15 minutes. 然後我會在648-0024 呆大約15分鐘。
Then I'll be at 752-0420 接著我會在752-0420，
and then I'll be home at 621-4598. 然後我就在家裏了，621-4598。
Right, George. Bye-bye. 是的。沒錯，喬治。再見。
There's a phone booth on the corner, shall I get the number? 呃…在拐角處還有個電話廳， 你需要我跑下樓梯把號碼抄來嗎？
You'll be passing it. 你會路過它的。
- I'm sorry, Allan. - She wants to be a swinger. - 我很抱歉，艾倫。 - 她想要交換伴侶。
- Married life is no good for her. - Don't get worked up. - 突然之間，婚姻生活不再適合於她。 - 行了，別再生氣了。
I gave her a home, affection, security. 我給了她一個家， 給了她關愛和平安。
This was a girl I found waiting on tables at the Hip Bagel. 這小姑娘是我在“百吉佳餅屋”認識的， 她在那兒當女侍者。
I used to go there every night and over-tip her. 有段時間我每晚都去那裏， 給她過多的小費。
$1.50 on a 35-cent check. 35美分的帳單我付1.5美元。
Nancy was impulsive. We all knew that. 可是艾倫，南茜很容易衝動。 這我們都知道。
She didn't leave impulsively. She talked about it for months. 可她不是因為衝動而離開的， 她都說了好幾個月了。
- I didn't believe she'd do it. - It's good you find out now. - 我只是不相信她會付諸行動。 - 噢，你瞧，好在你現在瞭解了真相，艾倫。
- You're young. Make a new life. - I'm 29. - 我是說，你還年輕，你們倆都可以重新生活。 - 我都二十九了！
The height of my sexual potency was ten years ago. 我性能力的高峰期 在十年以前就已經過了！
Look at the bright side. You're free. 噢，艾倫，想想讓人高興的一面吧， 你自由了啊！
You'll go out, there'll be girls. 你可以出去，會有好多女孩子在那兒。
You'll go to parties, have affairs with married women. 你可以參加聚會， 可以和有夫之婦來點風流韻事，
Sexual relations with girls of every race, creed and colour. 和女孩們發生性關係， 不管她們是什麼種族、信仰、和膚色。
You get tired of that. 噢，你會厭倦那些的。
Besides, those kinds of things never happen to me. 再者說，那樣的事情 絕不會發生在我身上。
I managed to fool one girl into loving me and now she's gone. 我試圖想把一個姑娘騙到手， 讓他愛我，可現在她卻走了。
See how he downgrades himself? 你看他多麼小瞧自己？
Don't you think plenty of women would find him attractive? 你不認為這世界上有足夠多的女人 會覺得他很有吸引力嗎？
- Yes, of course. - The world's full of eligible women. - 嗯？噢，是的。是的，當然。 - 艾倫，這世界上到處都有合格的女人。
Yeah, but not like Nancy. She was a lovely thing. 是啊，可都不是南茜。 她是個可愛的尤物。
I used to lay in bed and watch her sleep. 我經常在夜裏躺在床上， 看著她睡覺。
Once in a while she'd wake up and catch me. 偶爾有幾次，她會醒過來， 一把抓住我。
She'd let out a scream. 她會放聲大叫。
He really loved her. I feel like crying. 噢，我真的很愛她。 我都想要哭了。
Why do you feel like crying? 你為什麼想要哭啊？
A man makes an investment, it doesn't pay off. 一個男人做了某項投資， 可是沒獲得回報。
Could I get an aspirin? I have a headache. 我能吃一片阿司匹林嗎？ 我感到有點頭疼。
He's having a breakdown and you're sick. 噢，他正面臨崩潰， 你怎麼也要病了？
- Don't get upset. - I'm not, I just had a rough day. - 行了，別那麼心煩意亂的。 - 我沒心煩意亂，只是我今天過得很不順而已。
You want an aspirin too? - 你也想來片阿司匹林嗎？ - 不要！
I ate all the aspirin, what about Darvon? 我把所有的阿司匹林都吃了， 給你達爾豐【鎮痛藥】怎麼樣？
Yes, my analyst suggested that when I have migraines. 噢，那也可以，我的心理醫生 曾建議我偏頭痛時吃達爾豐。
I used to get migraines but my analyst cured me. Now I get cold sores. 我以前也有偏頭痛，但被我心理醫生治好了。 我現在得的是皰疹，疼得很厲害。
I still do. Big, ugly ones from tension. 我仍然有，一緊張就疼得要死要活的。
- I may need a lobotomy. - With mine away I feel paralysed. - 我不認為心理醫生能夠幫我， 我也許需要做腦白質切除術。 - 我的症狀一消失，整個人就像癱瘓了一樣。
You should move to hospital together. 你們兩個應該結婚， 可以一起住進醫院。
- You want a Fresca with the Darvon? - Do you have apple juice? - 你需要弗萊斯卡檸檬水就達爾豐嗎？ - 除非你有蘋果汁？
They're fantastic together. 蘋果汁就達爾豐最棒了，黃金搭檔。
Have you ever had lithium and tomato juice? 你有沒有試過鋰片【抗狂鬱藥】 和番茄汁的搭配？
No, but another neurotic tells me it's unbelievable. 不，沒有，我自己沒試過， 不過有個神經病人告訴我那味道奇妙無比。
Can I get a Coke with nothing in it? 呃…我能就要瓶可樂嗎， 裏面什麼都不用放？
I'll get the pills. 我去拿藥片。
Poor guy. If there's anything we can do... 可憐的傢伙。 艾倫，你看我們能幫你什麼……
He never should have married Nancy. 他根本就不應該和南茜結婚。
I thought they were getting along. 他從來沒說過什麼， 我以為他們相處得很好呢。
You're so busy all the time you never see what's going on. 因為你總是太忙， 你從不留意你周圍都發生了什麼事。
Didn't you think it strange that he was married 你不覺得那有點奇怪嗎—— 他已經結了婚，
but still couldn't get a date on New Year's Eve? 可在新年前夜， 他仍然找不到個約會物件？【？】
Darling, don't get overwrought. 行了，親愛的，別過分追究了。
This is Mr Christie, I'm no longer at 752-0420, 你好，我是克利斯蒂先生， 你看，我不再在752-0420了。
I'm gonna be home at 621-4598. 我現在在家裏，621-4598。
What? Yes, I'll hold on. 什麼？好的，我不掛。
Honey, these things upset me. 親愛的，這種事情讓我心煩。
I'm experiencing a wave of insecurity. 我正經歷一波不安全感的侵擾。
You are? Did I tell you what happened to me today? 噢，你正經歷一波不安全感的侵擾？ 我能告訴你我今天都碰到什麼了嗎？
I bought 100 acres of land in Florida 我今天上午買了 100英畝的佛羅里達的土地，
and it turns out that 98 of them have quicksand. 結果是那片土地的 百分之98都含有流沙。
My syndicate wanted to build a golf course. 我的財團本想建一個高爾夫球場。
All we can do is build a three-hole golf course 現在怎麼辦？我們能做的就是 建一個只有三個洞的高爾夫球場，
with the biggest sand trap in the world. 而有著世界上最大的沙坑。
What are you taking a pill for? 你為什麼要吃藥片？
- I'm tense. - Why? - 是【？】，我感到緊張。 - 為什麼呀？
The whole subject of divorce is traumatic for me. 你知道，離婚這檔子事讓我深感創傷。
- He's getting divorced, not us. - It's the idea of it. - 可那是他離婚了啊，又不是咱們。 - 我是說離婚這種念頭。
I guess I've never gotten over my parents' divorce. 我想我從未克服 我父母的離婚留給我的陰影。
Well, it's about time. Come here. 現在是克服時候了。過來。
You're so insecure. I wish I could... 你太沒有安全感了。 我希望我能……
Milt? Dick. That deal is unacceptable. The figures are lousy. 喂，密爾頓？我是迪克。聽著， 那買賣我接受不了，那數字很不靠譜。
No, I can't take it. 不，那個樣子我不能接受，密爾頓。
Marjorie, did Mr Hardy call? 馬喬麗，哈代先生有來電話嗎？
I'm at 922-3299. 啊哈，我現在在922-3299。
Yeah, I'll be here... I'm picking my wife up. 是的，我會在這裏… 我要接我妻子。
What? Who? Oh, Allan Felix. 什麼？誰？噢，艾倫·菲力克斯。
All right, I'll call him later. Bye-bye. 是啊，好的，我過會兒給他回電話。 是的，再見。
Allan's calling again. We got to find him a girl. 艾倫又打過電話了。 我們得幫他找個女孩子，
Somebody he can be with. 找個他願意和她在一起， 並讓他感到興奮的女孩子。
Well, find him a nice girl. 是啊，要是我認識有適合他的好女孩。
- There must be somebody here. - Not single ones. - 這裏有那麼多女人，一定有合適的。 - 我看一個都不合適。
- What about Carol? - Engaged. - 卡蘿爾怎麼樣？ - 有主了。
- What about her? - She's living with a priest. - 那她怎麼樣？ - 多琳？她現在和一個牧師住在一起。
The tall one with the blonde hair? 那位高個金髮的呢？
She'd eat him alive. There'd be nothing left but his glasses. 讓瑪麗埃塔跟艾倫？我的天哪，她會 生吞活剝了他，除了他的眼鏡，什麼都不會剩下！
This is going to be a bit of a problem. 你知道…這問題就大了。
Mr Christie, there's a call for you. 克利斯蒂先生，有個電話找你。
Listen, Linda and I are going out for dinner tonight. 聽著，我有個好主意： 琳達和我今晚準備出去吃飯。
We'll invite some nice girl and we'll all go. 我們會邀上一個不錯的姑娘， 所以我們四個可以一起去。
You've got to start meeting girls. - 不…… - 噢，別這樣，艾倫！ 你應該開始出去接觸女孩子了。
I haven't done that in two years. I'm out of practice. 不，我都有兩年沒正眼瞧過其他女孩了， 我的技藝早就荒疏了。
When I was in practice, I was out of practice. 在可以有練習的時候【和南茜】， 我都沒能練習得到。
You invested your emotions in a losing stock. 艾倫，你把你的感情 投資到了賠錢的股票上，
It was wiped out. 徹底跳水，損失慘重。
What do you do? You reinvest in a more stable stock. 接下來你怎麼辦，艾倫？你應該 重新投資，或許該挑一支更加穩定的股票，
Something with long-term growth possibilities. 那種具有長期增值可能性的。
Like who, General Motors? 你想讓我買“通用汽車”的麼【哈哈哈】？
Come on, shape up. 噢，得了吧，艾倫，振作起來！
She'd have to be damn good to do anything for my morale at all. 那這位美麗的姑娘一定得有 能讓我重振士氣的本領才成。
- Who can we get? - You don't have anybody in mind? - 快點，親愛的，我們能給他找個誰？ - 你是說你們心裏連個人影都沒有？
- We have several in mind. - What kind do you like? - 有的，我們心裏已經有了幾個人選。 - 你喜歡什麼樣的呢，艾倫？
- He likes neurotics. - I like blondes. - 他喜歡神經病。 - 唔，我喜歡金髮美女。
Blondes with long hair and short skirts 年輕的金髮美女，頭髮長長、裙子短短，
and boots and big chests and bright and witty. 腳蹬長靴、胸部高聳， 聰明伶俐、機智詼諧、感覺敏銳。
Don't set yourself silly standards. 別給你自己制定荒唐的標準，艾倫。
She must be beautiful with a big bust? 她必須得漂亮，一頭長髮加一對大胸？
And a good behind. Something I can sink my teeth into. 是的，屁股也要很棒， 我可以把我牙齒埋在裏面的那種。
- He was always fussy. - But look at the result. - 他總是特別挑剔。 - 沒錯，看一下有什麼結果。
You never went out. 沒錯，結果是你找不到任何人。
Sally has long hair and a good size chest. 薩莉·凱勒有一頭長髮 和一對相當尺寸的大胸。
- What's good size? - Like this I guess. - 是嗎，怎麼個相當尺寸法？ - 我不知道，有這麼大吧，我想。
- She's not very bright. - What does she do? - 她的腦子有點不太好使，艾倫。 - 她做什麼的？
- She works for an astrologer. - Forget it. - 她為一個占星算命的工作。 - 那還是算了吧。
You might get her into bed. 噢，得了吧，艾倫， 也許你可以把她弄到床上去呢。
With my luck I won't get her into a chair. 弄到床上去？以我的運氣， 我連把她弄到椅子上去都困難。
These girls often don't have great minds. 你想要找的漂亮姑娘 通常智力上都不怎麼樣。
Why all this fuss over a dinner companion? 我不明白我們吹毛求疵個什麼勁？ 我們只是想找個伴，能愉快地吃頓飯。
Look, I can't go out, I'm still attached to Nancy. 嘿，你看，又不是我想那樣， 我不想出去，我的心裏仍系著南茜。
Will you forget about Nancy? She's gone. 艾倫，你能不能忘掉南茜？ 她已經走了。
That's true. She wanted to be free so she could swing. 你說得對。她想要自由， 那樣她就可以交換玩伴了。
Darling, think of somebody. 快點，親愛的，快想個什麼人。
I can just picture what she's up to. 我可以想像她現在怎麼樣了。
Baby, this is wonderful. 嗚呼，寶貝，這太美妙了。
My ex-husband would never take me on a motorcycle. 我的前夫絕不會帶我騎摩托車。
He fell off a scooter and broke his collar bone. 他有次從“速可達”上掉下來， 摔斷了鎖骨。
And I mean the kind of scooter you push. 我說的不是摩托驅動的“速可達”， 我說的是那種你用腳推著走的。
Movies. That's his whole life, he's a watcher. 電影，那就是他全部的生活， 他只是個旁觀者。
I'm a doer. 我是個實幹家。
It's been so long since I've been made love to 我已經很長時間沒有做愛了，
by a handsome blond man. 和一位高個、強壯、英俊、 藍眼、金髮的男人。
We're divorced two weeks and she's dating a Nazi. 我們離婚才兩個星期， 她已經和個納粹在約會了。
- What about Sharon? - I like the name. - 嘿，莎倫怎麼樣？ - 是啊，是啊，莎倫怎麼樣？ - 我喜歡這名字。
She works as a photographer's assistant. 莎倫為傑克·埃德爾曼工作， 一個攝影師，她是他的助手。
- She's bright and cute. - Let's go. - 她是個聰明的姑娘，非常可愛。 - 就這麼定了。
- Call her. - Perfect. - 給她打電話。 - 太好了。
- What will you say? - I'll ask if she's free for dinner. - 等一下，你打算跟她說什麼？ - 我只是問一下她是否有空一起吃飯。
Don't mention the divorce. Say my wife's dead. - 噢，別提什麼離婚的事。告訴她我妻子死了。 - 你別煩了，艾倫！
I don't know if we should do this. The old tension's beginning to set in. 等一下，我不知道我們是否應該這麼做。 現在，我的緊張舊病復發，我的胃開始痙攣。
Sharon Lake, please. Linda Christie. 啊…請接莎倫·萊克。 是的，我是琳達·克利斯蒂。
I don't want to hear this. 我不想聽到這個。
It's Linda, how are you? 是莎倫嗎？我是琳達，你怎麼樣？
Fine. We're going to dinner tonight with an old friend, 呃…我很好。聽著，我們今晚 準備和一個老朋友一起吃飯，
we thought you might want to join us. 我們想你也許可以一起過來。
No, it's nothing. We just have the radio on. 嗯？不，不，沒什麼事， 我們開著收音機呢。
- You don't know him. - A widower. - 呃…艾倫·菲力克斯。不，你不認識他。 - 一個作家，一個鰥夫…一個鰥夫。
Tell her my wife died in a mine shaft explosion. 告訴她我妻子死于礦井爆炸。
He's lots of fun. You'll like him. 噢，他很有趣的。 我想你會喜歡他的。
If she doesn't want to, forget it. I don't need this aggravation. 你看，要是她不想去，那就算了吧。 我可不想讓她感到討厭。
We'll pick you up at eight o'clock. 噢…噢，好的。 我們八點鐘開車去接你。
Simple dress. 噢，便裝就行。
Sure, flats are OK. 當然，平跟的就好。
Let her wear heels. What am I? Toulouse-Lautrec? 讓她穿上高跟鞋哪！把我當成誰了？ 圖盧茲-洛特雷克？【後印象派畫家，因近親婚姻 導致遺傳性骨骼疾病，成年後身高僅1.52米】
Bye-bye. You're set. 好的。再見。 幫你搞定了。
I really have mixed feelings about this. 我現在真的有種說不出來的感覺，又喜又憂。
What if I have this chick in bed and Nancy comes back? 要是我和這個妞兒在床上時， 南茜正好走回來怎麼辦？
Let's not hope for too much this first night. 今晚是第一次見面，我們還是 別抱有過多期望為好，艾倫。
- Did she say anything about me? - She doesn't know you! - 她沒說我什麼嗎？ - 她能說什麼？她又不認識你！
You never said I was a widower. 你剛才沒說我是個鰥夫。
I got you the date, you tell her about your wife's death. 你看，我幫你約好了對象， 你自己來告訴她你妻子之死的事。
I'm excited about this. 我太興奮了。
We'll pick Sharon up and then you after eight. 我們先去接莎倫，因為她就住在我們附近； 然後去接你，大概在八點十分左右。
I can't stay out late, I have an early meeting. 但是我不可能呆得很晚，艾倫， 明天我得早起參加個商務會。
We can eat at the Pier in Sausalito. 我們可以去“索薩利托的碼頭”吃飯， 今晚在露天吃飯最合適了。
Wonderful. It's so romantic. 噢，太好了，太浪漫了。
The food is terrible and I think it's going to rain. 噢，那裏的食物糟得很， 再說，我想今晚會下雨。你沒事吧？
I'm going to shower and douse my body with Canoe. 我沒事。我要去洗個澡， 把我身體浸泡在“獨木舟”香水裏。
I'm going home. I'm going to brush all my teeth. 我回家了。我想我要把我的 每一顆牙齒都刷一遍。
I think he and Sharon should hit it off. 我想他和莎倫應該會合得來。你說呢？
- Yeah? - You don't think so? - 是麼？ - 噢，你不這樣認為麼？
He'll probably calm down by tonight. 唔…也許到了今晚，他就平靜下來了。
I wish she'd seen me before. 我希望她以前就認識我。
I hate to be there on a blind date when the girl first sees me. 我討厭經人介紹和姑娘約會， 到那兒時她才第一次見到我。
What if she's disappointed and she laughs or screams? 要是她失望了怎麼辦？ 要是她大笑或尖叫怎麼辦？
Ridiculous. 太荒謬了。
Has a girl ever once reacted by laughing or screaming? 有女孩見到我的反應 是大笑或尖叫的嗎？
Once. A co-ed from Brooklyn College. 有一次。有個“布魯克林學院”的女生，
Came to the door, saw me and passed out. 來到我門口， 看到我就暈了過去。
She was weak from dieting, though. 當然，因為節食她身體很弱。
What the hell? 怎麼了嘛？
Bogart was short. That never seemed to bother anybody. 鮑嘉也很矮， 好像沒人說他什麼。
You're starting off on the wrong foot. 你這樣出場可不行，老弟。
- Yeah, negative. - Sure. - 是啊，你是說會留下壞印象。 - 是的。
She's getting the best of you before the game starts. 你應該在好戲開場前 就給她展示你最好的一面。
What's that stuff you put on your face? 我說，你臉上都抹了什麼？
- Canoe. It's an aftershave lotion. - What about that other stuff? - 那是“獨木舟”，一種須後水。 - 是嗎？其他的那些玩藝兒呢？
Lavoris, Mennen spray deodorant and baby powder. 呃…“拉副勒斯”漱口水、“曼能”除體味噴霧、 和“強生”嬰兒爽身粉。
You're gonna smell like a French cathouse. 老天哪，你聞起來會像是 法國妓院的味道，老弟。
- I need them. - Why? Are you ashamed of sweat? - 我需要這些。 - 為什麼？你會因為出汗而不好意思？
I want to make an impression. 我想給她留下好印象。
You know, kid, somewhere in life you got turned around. 你知道，老弟，有時在生活裏， 你得反其道而行之。
It's her job to smell nice for you. 那是她該做的，讓你覺得她好聞。
Don't tell her you don't drink, she'll think you're a boy scout. 不管你做什麼，千萬別跟她說你不喝酒， 那會讓她覺得你還是個童子軍。
And don't get nervous. 還有，別那麼緊張。
The only bad thing is if she turns out to be a virgin 你能碰到的唯一糟糕的結果是 她到頭來還是個處女，
or a cop. 或是個員警。
With my luck, she'll turn out to be both. 以我的運氣， 結果可能她兩者都是。
You know he's right. 你知道他說得對。
A lot of women are turned on by a masculine, earthy quality. 許多女人會對 雄渾的粗陋氣質產生興奮。
I shouldn't have put so much Binoca under my arms. 我不應該在腋下抹那麼多 “比諾卡”漱口水。
Wouldn't it be great if we hit it off at first sight? 要是莎倫一見到我 就來電就好了。
Why not? They say that dames are simple. 為什麼不會？ 他們說女人都很簡單，
I never met one who didn't understand a slap in the mouth 我還從沒遇上過一個女人， 會不理解在嘴巴上扇一巴掌，或…
or a slug from a.45. …從點45手槍射出的子彈的意思。
Come here, Sharon. 到這邊來，莎倫。
You are fantastic. 噢，艾倫，你太奇妙了！
Up until tonight, the doctors had told me that I was frigid. 今晚以前，所有醫生都跟我說 我是性冷談。
I want to thank you for proving them wrong. 噢，我要謝謝你 證明他們都錯了。
You got any girl friends with the same problem, bring them over. 要是你有其他的女性朋友 有同樣的問題，那就把她們帶來。
When Dick and Linda spoke of you, they used terms like, 當迪克和琳達說起你時， 他們用的辭彙是諸如…
"brilliant" and "genius" …“卓越”和“天才”，
but they didn't say that you were also an animal. 但他們沒說 你同時還是頭野獸。
Sorry I had to slap you around, sweetheart, 對不起，我不得不 扇了你那麼幾下，親愛的，
but you got hysterical when I said "No more." 可當我說“不再扇了”時， 你卻變得歇斯底里。
Oh, Allen! Oh, Allen! 噢，艾倫！噢，艾倫！
It's Linda. - 誰呀？ - 是我，琳達。
Linda? 琳達？
I'm alone. Sharon's with Dick, they're out parking. 是的，我一個人。莎倫和迪克在一起， 他們在外面停車。
He sent me in to make sure everything's OK. 他讓我先進來， 看一下是不是一切都好。
I didn't realise it was so late. 一切都好， 只是我沒意識到已經那麼晚了。
Did you break a bottle of shaving lotion? 嘿，你做了什麼？ 把須後水的瓶子打翻了？
- I'm wearing too much? - It's a touch strong. - 你開玩笑？我抹得太多了嗎？ - 唔，是有點強勁，不過還能忍受。
Once we get out into the air, you won't notice. 一旦我們出門走到露天， 就沒人會注意了。
I better set this place up quickly. 我最好趕快把這地方佈置一下。
It's fine. We'll just have a quick drink and go. 這地方很好。 我們只是很快喝點什麼然後就走。
A few carefully-placed objects create the proper impression. 一點點精心放置的東西 會創造出良好的印象。
You can't leave books lying around like you're reading them! 你不能把那些翻開一半的書弄得到處都是， 好像你正在讀它們似的！
- It creates an image. - You don't need an image. - 我是沒讀，但這樣可以創造出個形象。 - 艾倫，你不需要什麼形象。
Got just the thing, my 100-yard-dash medal. - 對了，還有件東西，我的100碼短跑獎章。 - 噢，你開玩笑？
- You can't leave out a track medal. - Why? I paid $20 for it. - 你不能把田徑獎章放在外面。 - 為什麼不能？我花了20美元買的。
I got a big decision to make. Do I go with Oscar Peterson 還有個重大的決定要做： 我是放奧斯卡·彼得森的爵士鋼琴呢？
or Bartok String Quartet No. 5? 還是巴爾托克的《絃樂四重奏第5號》？
Play Oscar Peterson and leave Bartok out so everybody can see it. 你為什麼不一邊放著你的奧斯卡·彼得森， 一邊把巴爾托克擺得到處都是，人人得見？
That's a good idea. 這是個好主意。
I've never seen anybody go to so much trouble to impress a date. 你知道，我還從沒見過什麼人， 為了給約會物件留下印象而如此折騰的， 這只是一次隨意的約會而已。
If you devoted so much time to Nancy, I don't see why she left. 我是說，如果你對南茜也這麼用心投入的話， 我看不出她有什麼理由要離開你。
I used to write her poems, take her to restaurants and order in French. 我以前常寫詩給她， 帶她去燭光餐館，並用法語點餐。
The waiter would bring the wrong things. 可侍者總是上錯菜。
If you just leaned across and kissed her... 也許，你正確的做法應該是 從燭光上探過身去親吻她……
I tried. She used to say, "Not here, everybody's staring." 我試過，可她說： “天哪，別在這裏，大家都盯著呢！”
Once, my sleeve caught fire... 有次在聯合大街的一家小酒館裏， 我的袖子被火點著了……
See, you laughed. It's funny, right? 瞧，你笑了。很可笑，是嗎？
She took it as a symbol of my clumsiness. 她將這看成是 我笨手笨腳的象徵，我想是的。
Tremendous poise. I'm an absolute master. 沉著鎮定， 我就是絕對的主人。
Come on in. 嗨，快進來！
Allan, this is Sharon. - 艾倫，這是莎倫。 - 你好。
I've got friends on this block, right across the street. 我才跟迪克說，我有朋友住在這一塊， 就在街對面的房子裏。
Do you know the Gibsons? - 你認識吉布森夫婦嗎？ - 吉布森夫婦？不認識。
They're a fantastic couple. 艾倫，人人都認識吉布森夫婦， 他們是很棒的一對。
- He's an interior decorator. - That's sort of a hobby of mine. - 他是個室內設計家。 - 哦，是嗎？那也算我的一個愛好吧。
The key to it is to avoid looking like you used a decorator. 室內設計的關鍵就是，避免讓屋子裏 看上去像是你請過室內設計家。
I've got to make one quick call. 我得去打個簡短的電話。
- Linda, are you wearing Jasmine? - Me? No. - 琳達，你用了茉莉香水嗎？ - 我？沒有。
- What are we drinking? - J&B on the rocks. - 聽著，我們都喝點什麼呢？ - 我要“珍寶”威士卡加冰塊。
A Harveys Bristol Cream. 請給我來點“哈威”雪利酒。
I'll have the usual. 我和平常一樣，
- Bourbon and water. - A bourbon man. - “波旁”威士卡和水。 - 噢，喝“波旁”的男人。
I got to cut down on my drinking. I'm putting away a quart a day. 我得減少點我的酒量了， 我一天要消耗掉一夸脫。
This is Mr Christie, I'm no longer at 431-5997. 你好，我是克利斯蒂先生。 我不再在431-5997了。
I'll be at... What time did that come in? 我在費利… 那是什麼時候進來的？是啊……
Sharon did a movie. - 莎倫拍了部電影。 - 哦？
- Underground. - Stag film? - 地下電影。 - 毛片？
Underground, you know, arty, 16mm. 地下電影，你知道， 非常藝術性，16毫米膠片。
- Allan is interested in cinema. - Really? What do you do? - 對了，艾倫對電影也很有興趣。 - 哦，是嗎？你做什麼？
I'm a writer. Nothing much. Film Weekly. 我寫東西，沒什麼大不了的， 為《每週影評》。
Articles, essays, criticisms. 文章啦、隨筆啦、評論之類。
This film I did got very good reviews. I got singled out. 我拍的這部電影贏得過好評。 事實上，就我獲得了好評。
Course, I was the only girl in it with nine men. 當然，在裏面我是唯一的一個女孩， 其餘九個都是男的。
What's it called? Maybe I saw it. 是嗎？叫什麼名字？ 或許我也看過。
Gang Bang. 《群交》。
These films have the raunchiest titles. Really, it wasn't sexy. 你知道，儘管這電影有著最下流的名字， 其實那裏面沒有多少性場面。
You were all out of bourbon so I made it straight water. 你的“波旁”已經喝光了， 所以我只能給你白水了。
It's so humid out, I think it's going to rain. 嗯，外面好悶哪， 我想天快要下雨了。
Maybe that's why I have a headache. I get terrible sinus attacks. 怪不得我感到頭疼， 我的鼻竇炎嚴重發作。
You should have them drained. 你應該通一下鼻子。
That's why it's silly to go the Pier. 所以說去“碼頭”餐館吃飯是個餿主意。
Could you turn the music down a little bit? 你看能把音樂調得稍微小聲點嗎？
Of course. 當然。
Why go to an outdoor restaurant in the rain? 為什麼要去家露天餐館？ 天馬上要下雨了。
- We used to go walking in the rain. - I love the rain. - 你以前不喜歡帶著我在雨中漫步嗎？ - 我喜歡雨水。
It washes memories off the sidewalk of life. 它可以沖刷掉附著在 生活的旁枝末節裏的記憶。
Gee, Allan, you really have the delicate touch. 天哪，艾倫， 你的手腳可真夠靈巧的。
He's a trifle tense, he had some misfortune with his wife. 艾倫他有一丁點兒緊張， 他…與他妻子之間有點兒不順。
- His wife? - His ex-wife. She's gone. - 他妻子？ - 唔，他前妻。她走了。
- She's dead. - How awful. - 她死了。 - 太糟了！
She's not really dead. 噢，不，她其實沒死。
Technically not dead, but we're not dating. 不…不，從法律上說她沒死， 但我們不再見面了。
- She left him. - I'm sorry. - 她離他而去。 - 我很抱歉。
- Is he on anything? - He's been under some strain lately. - 他這是怎麼啦？ - 唔，他近來有點緊張。
This is Mr Christie, I'm at The Hong Fat Noodle Company. 嗨，我是克利斯蒂先生， 我現在在“鴻發麵館”，
That's 824-7996. 電話是824-7996。
Yeah, right. OK. Bye-bye. 是的，對。好的，再見。
What's interesting is when they eat rice with chopsticks authentically, 我來告訴你們真正有趣的事：當他們吃飯時， 當他們用筷子真正吃米飯時，
they bring it up to their mouths in a shovelling move with your arm. 他們像這樣把米飯往嘴裏送， 用手臂的動作把飯鏟進去，就像這樣……
What's the matter? 怎麼啦？
Would you excuse me a second? I'll be right back. 原諒我失陪以一下， 我馬上回來。
- She likes me. - What? - 她喜歡我。 - 什麼？
I can read women. She wants me to come on with her. 我可以看穿女人。 她希望我對她來勁。
She digs me. She's playing it very coolly. 她真的喜歡我， 她表現得很不動聲色。
I'm going to come on with her later. 我呆會兒再給她來點真格的。
- Good night and thanks for dinner. - It's only ten o'clock. - 好了，晚安，謝謝你們的晚餐。 - 現在才十點鐘啊。
I have a headache and I have to get up early. 唔，我頭很疼， 我明天早晨真的還要早起。
- I'll walk you upstairs. - It's OK. - 好吧，我陪你走上樓梯，走吧。 - 不用了。
This city's a jungle, I better go. 不，不，親愛的，這城市像個叢林， 我最好和你一起去。
If I'm not down in an hour, sublet my apartment. 要是我一個小時還不下來， 那就把我的公寓轉租出去。
You know any other girls? 你還認不認識別的女孩呢？
I don't know if any of them are his type. 我不知道我朋友裏面 有沒有和他合得來的。
Most of the girls I know are normal. 我認識的大部分女孩都相當正常。
He's just over-anxious. 他只是過度急切了，就這麼回事。
As soon as she came over he went into his act. 她一過來，他就表演開了。
Well, night. 唔，晚安。
You know, Sharon, a dame like you and a guy like... 你知道，莎倫，一個像你這樣的女人 和一個像我這樣的男……
How'd it go with Sharon? 你和莎倫怎麼樣了？
Really? 哦，真的嗎？
I keep striking out with women and you keep laughing. 我和女人都沒了結果， 而你卻還一個勁地笑。
Everybody's insecure, Allan, not just you. 人人都有不安全感，艾倫， 並非只有你這樣。
No, you're wrong, Dick is. 不，不，你說錯了，迪克也有。
Me? Are you kidding? Ask my analyst. 噢，得了吧，我？你開玩笑？ 去問我心理醫生好了。
- How many times a week do you go? - Three, but one is group. - 一星期你去看幾次？ - 三次，但有一次是組會。
Anyone in your group who'd be good for me? 是麼？在你組裏你認不認識 什麼人能跟我合適？
Emotionally disturbed women are interesting. A pervert or something. 比如說，那種深受感情困擾的女人通常都 很有意思，也許有個不錯的怪人之類的。
Jennifer? What do mean "crazy"? 詹妮弗？你什麼意思“瘋狂”？
It'll strictly be sex. 呃…嚴格說是性方面。
She's too weird for a relationship. 你知道，她太怪異了，要和她保持關係。
I don't mind just sex. 我不在乎只有性方面 有什麼問題，這太好了。
I'd prefer a girl that doesn't get hung up on me. 你知道，我更喜歡那種 不會老是纏著我的女孩。
I definitely think we should try it. 是的，我絕對認為我們應該試一試，你知道。
I really appreciate this. I know it must be a drag for you. 我真的很感謝這些。 我知道這些對你來說會覺得無聊。
You know who's not insecure? Bogart. 你知道誰也沒有安全感嗎？ 鮑嘉。
That's not real life. You set too high a standard. 艾倫，那不是真實的生活。 我是說，你參照的標準太高了。
If you're gonna identify, who am I gonna pick? My rabbi? 你看，要是我想成為什麼人， 我會挑選誰呢？我的拉比？
- Bogart's a perfect image. - You don't need to, you're you. - 鮑嘉是個完美的形象。 - 你沒必要挑選任何人，你就是你。
I know that you can't believe that. 我知道你不相信這話。
Anyway, onward to Jennifer. 好了，見詹妮弗試試。
Allan, I won't deny it. I'm a nymphomaniac. 艾倫，我不想否認， 我是個色欲狂。
I discovered sex very early. I slept with everybody. 我很小的時候就已經性覺醒， 我和每個人上床：
My schoolteacher, my sister's husband, 我的學校老師，我的姐夫，
the string section of the New York Philharmonic. “紐約交響樂團”的整個弦樂組。
I want to have sex all the time, play all the time 我總是想要做愛，不分時間， 總是想要戲耍，
otherwise you're just down, and why be down? 不然的話我就會情緒低落， 為什麼要情緒低落？
The best way to get up is sex. 最好的興奮方式就是性愛。
I'm not like my sisters. 我可和我姐姐們不一樣，
They're so inhibited, they never want to do anything. 她們有太多的顧忌， 她們從不想做什麼事情。
I believe in having sex as often, as freely 我相信盡可能頻繁地、自由地、
and as intensely as possible. 激烈地做愛。
What do you take me for? 你把我當成什麼人了？
How did I misread those signs? 我怎麼會誤讀了那些跡象的呢？
This stuff just knocks me out. 這些東西令我暈眩。
We're in a room that has some of the highest achievements 你沒意識到嗎，我們在的這間房子裏， 擁有一部分西方文明的…
- of Western civilisation. - There's no girls. - …最高成就？ - 可是沒有姑娘。
Look at the Rouault. Look. 噢，瞧那邊盧奧的畫，快看。
It's pretty. 非常漂亮。
If you could have any painting, what would you pick? 要是你能擁有任何一幅畫， 你會選擇哪個？
- A van Gogh. Any van Gogh. - Me too. - 呃…選一幅梵古的，任何梵古的。 - 是啊，我也是。
I feel a mystical attraction for van Gogh. Why is that? 我覺得梵古對我有種神秘的吸引力。 為什麼會這樣？
I don't know. I just know he cut off his ear for a girl he loved. 我不知道，我只知道他是個偉大的畫家， 為了心愛的姑娘，他把自己的耳朵割了下來。
That's the kind of thing you'd do for a girl. 這種事情你好像也會去做， 為了一個姑娘。
I'd have to like her a lot. 那我一定得是非常喜歡她。
I wonder if Dick would cut his ear off for me? 我不知道迪克會不會 為我割下他的耳朵。
I don't think you should ask him. He's very busy. 我不認為你應該問他這個， 他最近非常的忙。
It must be fantastic to be loved so intensely. 如此熾烈地相愛 一定非常奇妙。
Why don't we split and see if there's any action at the Berkeley Museum? 你看，為什麼我們不分開一會兒， 看看在“伯克利藝術館”裏能有什麼行動？
There's one. 嘿，艾倫，那邊有一個。
- She's great. - Go ahead, speak to her. - 嗯，她很不錯。 - 快過去，跟她聊聊。
- No, are you kidding? - Go on. - 不，你開玩笑？ - 不，不，快上去！
Go on, give it a try. 快點啦，快上，至少試一下啊！
That's what we're here for. Go on. 我們來這兒的目的不就是這個嗎？ 快點！快點過去！
Casual. 放鬆，隨意。
It's a lovely Jackson Pollock. 這件傑克遜·波洛克的作品 相當有意思，是嗎？
Yes, it is. 是的，沒錯。
What does it say to you? 你覺得它想表達什麼意思呢？
It restates the negativeness of the universe. 它表達出世界的消極性，
The hideous, lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. 存在所具有的可怕的、 孤獨的空虛性。虛無。
The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity 人類的困境，他們被迫生活在貧瘠的、 沒有上帝的永恆之中，
like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void 就像一丁點微光， 閃爍在廣袤的虛空中，
with nothing but waste, horror and degradation 除了荒蕪、恐怖、和墮落沒有別的，
forming a useless straightjacket in a black absurd cosmos. 在一個黑暗的、荒謬的宇宙之中， 形成一件毫無用處的、陰冷的緊身束衣。
- What are you doing Saturday? - Committing suicide. - 你星期六晚上準備幹什麼？ - 自殺。
What about Friday night? 那星期五晚上呢？
If they're beautiful, they're crazy. Beauty drives a woman crazy. 要是她們長得漂亮，那她們都很瘋狂，你知道。 美麗的容貌會使女人瘋狂。
What's he ranting about? 你胡說八道什麼呀？
Why am I going to the beach? I hate the beach. 為什麼我要去海灘啊？ 我討厭海灘。
I don't like swimming or the sun. 我不喜歡游泳，我不喜歡陽光。
I'm red-headed, fair-skinned. I don't tan, I stroke. 我一頭紅色的頭髮，我一身白皙的皮膚， 我根本曬不黑，我會中暑。
A lot of good women go to the beach at weekends. 週末有很多女人去海灘，你知道嗎？
Secretaries, receptionists. 都是些小秘書和接待員之類的。
I want a really, really, great woman. 我想要找個真正、真正偉大的女人。
Well, Madame Curie's dead, who else is there? 是啊，可是你看，居裏夫人已經死了， 還能夠有誰呢？
I thought you were too busy to go away. 我還以為你太忙了， 週末根本沒時間出來。
A few guys from the office are going, I've got a few meetings. 公司裏的幾個傢伙會去那裏， 我安排了幾個會面。
Do you think we'll get to see you? 這麼說我們到那兒後 就再也沒機會見到你了嘍？
- I got you pencilled in for dinner. - Very funny. - 我已經記下了我們一起吃飯的時間。 - 啊哈，非常好笑，非常好笑。
- Are there spiders at the beach? - Come on! - 海灘上會有蜘蛛嗎？ - 噢，得了吧！
Anything with more than two legs that walks across my chest kills me. 我是說真的，任何兩條腿以上的東西 從我胸上走過都會要我的命的。
- We got to find him a broad. - That's for sure! - 親愛的，我們一定得幫他找個女人。 - 那是一定的！
- I'm carsick. - Come on, Allan! - 我要暈車了。 - 噢，你少來啦，艾倫！
We're gonna drop you in the bay. 我們要把你扔到海灣裏去。
This is Mr Christie, I'm longer at 731-0711. 你好，我是克利斯蒂先生， 我不再在731-0711了。
I'll be at 885-0714. That's good for the whole weekend. 我會在885-0714， 整個週末這電話都有效。
- What a terrific beach house. - Glad you like it. - 這兒太棒了，這個海濱別墅太棒了！ - 噢，很高興你喜歡。
Let's burn it down for the insurance. 是啊，讓我們把它燒掉獲取保險索賠。
There's a single bed in here! What happens if I get lucky? 嘿，這兒只有一張單人床！ 要是我運氣來了怎麼辦？
You make love on the beach. 啊，那你就在海灘上做愛。
On the beach? - 在海灘上做愛？ - 是啊。
I'll be making love in the sand and the tide will come in and carry me off. 我在沙灘上做愛， 潮水湧來，將我席捲而去，
I'll score and drown at the same time. 我在達到高潮的同時溺水而亡。
Look at that, that is pretty. Look out there. - 噢，你瞧那邊，太漂亮了，瞧那外面。 - 噢，是啊。
That's really beautiful. The fog's gonna creep in. 噢，那真的非常漂亮。 霧氣正在慢慢逼近。
Look, you can see the seagulls flying over the cesspool. 看哪，你可以看見海鷗 在那個污水池上空轉悠。
This is fun. I haven't been to a place like this in a long time. 嘿，這太好玩了。我已經 很長時間沒來過這樣的地方了。
I'm getting a heart attack, I can't believe that girl. 我的心臟病快要發作了， 那女孩真讓人難以置信。
I'm at 392-8098. 我現在在392-8098。
She's a doll. I'd sell my mother to the Arabs for her. 她像個玩具娃娃，為了得到她， 我情願把我母親賣給阿拉伯人。
Why don't you ask her to dance? 你為什麼不邀請她跳舞？ 你都盯了她有一個小時了。
I can't. I don't know her. 我做不來。我又不認識她。
I can't stay long. I've gotta get up early to play tennis with the guys. 我不能再呆下去了，我明天還要早起， 陪公司來的那幾個傢伙打網球。
You wanna dance? 你想跳舞嗎？我們可以跳舞，親愛的。
We can't do those dances, you have to be under 16 to look good. 我們跳不了那些舞，親愛的， 要跳得好看，你得是16歲以下。
I love you, miss, whoever you are. I want to have your child. 我愛你，姑娘，不管你是誰。 我想和你生孩子。
- All right, get up and do it. - No, I can't dance. - 行了，艾倫，起來我們去跳。 - 不，我不會跳舞。
I'm scared. I had measles as a child, my body won't function. 我很害怕。小時候我得過麻疹， 我的身體無法協調。
Come on, go. 快點，去吧！
Now, start dancing. You ready? Keep count. And it's one, two... 現在，開始跳舞。準備好了嗎？ 數好舞步，艾倫。一、二……
One, two. 一、二。
Right. Go ahead, say something to her. 對了，很不錯。 去吧，對她說些什麼。
One, two... 一、二，一、二……
Try something more meaningful. 艾倫，說點更有意義的話啊。
Three, four... 三、四，三、四……
Speak to her. 快和她說話，艾倫。
Are you interested in dancing? 你是不是對跳舞很感興趣呢？
Get lost, creep. 躲一邊去，討厭鬼！
- What did she say? - She'd rather not. - 她怎麼說？ - 她不太願意。
Even if we buy two more lots, we'll have to wait. 即使我們再多買兩塊地， 我們仍然不得不等一段時間才能興建。
- It's cheaper to hold on to them. - The price will move. - 可相比之下土地到手後仍然要便宜。 - 這些土地的價格不是說一成不變的。
It'll require using our current holdings as collateral. 那是單獨就行了呢、還是需要 以我們目前已經擁有的土地作為擔保？
You've got a lot going for you. 你不明白嗎，艾倫？ 你身上有不少的優點。
You're bright, funny and you're romantic, if you'd only believe it. 你人很聰明，又很風趣，我想你甚至很浪漫， 只是你自己沒意識到。
Why put on a mask every time you meet a girl? 我不明白為什麼每次你見到個姑娘， 就戴上一個假的面具。
Will we be able to build? Even in the new tax year? 我們會有可能興建嗎？ 即使在下一個納稅年度？
Why build if the interest rate might go down? 是啊，要是六個月裏利率有可能下降的話， 為什麼還要興建？
I keep telling you, 艾倫，我一直這麼對你說：
be yourself and a girl will fall in love with you. 成為你自己就好， 這樣女孩子就會愛上你。
You've been great, spending your time with me. 過去一星期你對我太好了， 花時間和我在一起，真的。
- I'll tell you the truth, I'm having a ball. - Are you? - 跟你說實話，我也過得非常開心。 - 是嗎？
It'll make a big difference. If you're gonna pay $600 a lot... 這樣就會大不相同， 如果你打算付600美元……
It's a great opportunity. 這是個大好時機。
You may have half a per cent more interest rate. 你可以多獲得百分之0.5的利率。
I got you a present cos I know it's your birthday. 你看，我給你準備了件禮物， 因為我知道今天是你的生日。
How'd you know? 你怎麼知道的？
You mentioned the date and I remembered it. 你提到過這個日子， 我就記住了，
It's the same date my mother had her hysterectomy. 因為這跟我母親做她的 子宮切除手術是同一天。
It's lovely. It's beautiful. 噢，艾倫！ 噢，這太可愛了！太漂亮了！
A plastic skunk. 一隻塑膠臭鼬。
It's so cute and I heard you say skunks are your favourite animals. 你看上去非常可愛， 我聽著你說臭鼬是你最喜歡的動物。
I'm so touched. 我太感動了，不知道說什麼好了。
- You like it? - I love it. - 你喜歡嗎？ - 我很喜歡。
It doesn't do anything, it's just a skunk. 它不會做什麼事情， 只是一隻臭鼬而已，你知道。
She liked your present better than mine. - 她很喜歡你送的禮物，比我的還喜歡。 - 噢，別這麼說。
She's usually so excited when I get her something 我是說真的。通常我送她 什麼禮物的時候，她會很激動，
but all she could talk about was her skunk. 可這一次她談的只有她的臭鼬。
It's your imagination. 這只是你的想像而已。
I don't know. She's moody lately. 我不知道，最近她情緒不怎麼穩定。
- Cos you neglect her. - I know. - 因為你忽視了她。 - 我知道我忽視了她。
- Did she say something? - She doesn't have to. - 怎麼？她說過什麼沒有？ - 她沒必要說。
I see the two of you together. Plus she said something. 我把你們倆看成是一個人。 不過，她是說過一些事情。
It's nothing we haven't been through. 不會是我所不知道的事情吧？
She's very insecure, she needs attention. 唔，她是個很沒有安全感的女孩， 你知道，她需要你的關注。
What's she insecure about? She knows I'm crazy about her. 她有什麼不安全的？ 我對她非常癡迷，她知道這點。
Why, because I'm too busy now to always dote on her? 為什麼啊？就因為我這一段忙得要死， 不能總是對她寵愛有加？
Linda's used to being fussed over. 你得對琳達有所瞭解，艾倫， 她經常會無事找事。
She's always been pretty, high marks in college. 她在大學裏時就 漂亮出眾，成績優異。
I sometimes think she married me because I didn't fawn over her. 我有時想她嫁給我的原因就是 我是少有的不總是一味迎合她的人之一， 倒不是說我不想這麼做。
But you must admit you're driven. 是啊，但你必須承認 你就像根繃緊了的發條。
Do you know what's happening in the stock market? 你知道現在股票市場的行情嗎？ 讀讀報紙吧，艾倫。
- Where are we going? - There she is. - 我們這是去哪兒？ - 好了，好了，到了。她就在那兒。
She works in my office. She just broke up with her boyfriend. 她在我公司裏工作，我昨天在這裏碰到她。 我知道她剛和男朋友分手。
- There's too many people at the table. - Come on! - 那一桌的人太多了。 - 噢，得了吧，艾倫！那有什麼關係？
I don't want to. We'll do it later. 我不想過去。 不，我們以後再說吧。
- What shall I say? - Ask her to dinner. - 你想讓我說什麼啊？ - 約她吃晚飯。
I can't. Why can't you and Linda come... 不，我不能約她吃晚飯。 為什麼你和琳達不能和我一起吃？
Cos I have to work late. 因為我要工作到很晚，這就是為什麼。
Julie, this is Allan Felix. 朱莉，這位是艾倫·菲力克斯。
Would you like to go to dinner tonight? 今天晚上你想去一起吃個飯嗎？
- That's right to the point. - That was pretty fast! - 噢，這可夠直截了當的！ - 這也太快了吧！
Forgive me, I'm... 你瞧，我…噢，原諒我，我……
It needed tossing anyhow. 反正那也是用來扔的。
Let's go in there and get stoned and watch the freaks. 嘿，我們去那裏面喝點酒， 看一些怪人吧。
You sure you don't want to go to the movies? 是嗎？你肯定你不想去看電影嗎？因為……
Come on! 噢，得了吧！快點！
- You wanna dance? - No, thanks. - 你想跳舞嗎？ - 不，謝謝。
I didn't ask you, I asked her. 我沒問你，我是問她。
I don't wanna dance either. 我…我也不想跳舞。
- What the hell is this? - 7 Up. - 這他媽的什麼玩意兒？ - 七喜汽水。
I'm on the wagon, doctor's orders. 我戒酒了，你知道，醫生的吩咐。
My hand shakes. It's like battle fatigue... 我的手會哆嗦， 就像得了戰鬥疲勞症……
He kills me. 他太搞笑了。
What's your name, honey? - 你叫什麼名兒，甜心？ - 朱莉。
- It's a nice name. - Must get her back to the orphanage. - 朱莉？很好聽的名字，朱莉。 - 我得把這孩子送回孤兒院了，
I take her out once a year to the zoo and the circus. Excuse me. 我一年把她接出來一次， 看看動物園和馬戲。抱歉得走了。
- Sit down. - I'd love to stay but I gotta be up early. - 坐下！ - 我很願意留下來，可明天我還得早起，
Going to a temple, it's my people's Sabbath. 要去教堂， 那是我們的人的安息日。
- Come here. - Chris is coming over, is he? - 克裏斯，過來。 - 克裏斯過來了，是嗎？
I want you to meet this good-looking broad. 我想讓你認識一下 這個漂亮的女人。
Thanks for inviting us over. 謝謝你邀請我們過來，嗯？
- Just get right in here. - I love parties. - 我們才剛進來。嗨，夥計們。 - 我喜歡聚會。
You'd look real good on the back of my chopper. 你坐在我摩托車後面 真的會非常的帥。
Have you fellas seen the new production of The Trojan Women? 你們倆看過新出的《特洛伊女人》沒？
What are you doing? 你在幹嘛？
Financial reports. 寫財務報告。
Which are not fun. 一點都不好玩。
Have you seen Allan around lately? 今天你沒見著艾倫嗎？
Oh, he was here before. He's out tonight. 沒有。噢，早些時候他在這兒。 今晚他出去了。
- On a date? - Yes, I fixed him up. - 約會去了？ - 是的，我幫他安排的。
You did? - 你幫的？ - 嗯哼。
Who with? 和誰？
One of the girls at the office. - 我公司裏的一個姑娘。 - 噢。
Which one? - 哪一個？ - 朱莉。
- Which one is she? Do I know her? - Very sexy. - 朱莉？哪個是朱莉？我認識她嗎？ - 非常性感，
And bright. I think they'll like each other. 也很聰明。 我想他們會喜歡對方，我是這麼想的。
Is Julie the blonde one with big eyes? 朱莉是那個金髮女孩嗎？一雙大眼睛？
Blonde, big eyes, very earthy, 金髮、大眼，非常低俗，
wears those see-through blouses. 總愛穿那些緊身的衣服， 可以透光的上裝。
Every guy in the office likes her. 公司裏的每個傢伙都對她很來勁。
You think she's right for Allan? - 你認為她對艾倫很合適？ - 嗯哼。
Cos to me, she doesn't seem like the type. 是嗎？因為依我看， 她不像是合適的類型。
- He liked her. - Really? - 不，他喜歡她。 - 真的嗎？
How do you know? 你怎麼知道的？
I could feel it. 我可以感覺出來。
- Did he say anything? - Hey, I'm trying to work. - 他沒說什麼嗎？ - 嘿，我這是在工作。
OK, I'm sorry. 好吧，對不起。
- Those guys are following us. - Don't worry, I'm a fast runner. - 那倆傢伙跟著我們。 - 別擔心，我跑起來相當快。
- Where're you going with that chick? - Don't look back. - 嘿，嘿，你跟那妞兒要去哪兒啊？ - 別往後瞧。我沒帶我的《聖經》。
- I'm scared. - I'll go into my fake limp. - 我很害怕。 - 我要開始裝我的瘸子了。
Let's all go on a little party. 嘿，我們一起來小聚一下吧，嗯？
Fellas, I'm a veteran. 夥計們，夥計們，我是…我是個老兵。
Get rid of this creep and I'll take you for a ride. 讓這怪物快滾， 過來，我要帶你上我的摩托兜兜風。
Take your hands off her! Did I say that? 別碰她！ 噢，我那樣說了嗎？
All right, shorty, let's go... 好吧，矮子，看我的……
- Your tattoo's coming off on my neck. - I'm gonna start screaming! - 你的紋身要掉到我脖子上了。 - 我要開始喊叫了！
Don't worry, I can handle this. 別擔心，親愛的，我能對付這個。
Start screaming. 好吧，開始喊吧。
- Allan, is that you? - Yes. - 艾倫，是你嗎？ - 是我。
- How'd it go? - I got into a fight. - 進展如何，夥計？ - 我和人打架了。
What? You got into a fight? With who? 什麼？你和人打架了？和誰？
Some guys got tough with Julie. I had to teach them a lesson. 有幾個傢伙對朱莉不三不四的， 我不得不教訓他們一下。
- Are you all right? - I'm fine. - 你沒事吧？ - 我很好。
I snapped my chin onto a guy's fist and hit one in the knee with my nose. 我用我的下巴頦猛夾一個傢伙的拳頭， 並用我的鼻子痛擊另一個的膝蓋。
- Where's Julie? - She ran off with the leader. - 朱莉去哪兒了？ - 唔，她和他們的頭兒跑了，
They're getting married. It never would have worked between us. 我想他們要結婚了，他們現在正往墨西哥去。 朱莉和我之間不可能有結果，因為她是個…
She's Protestant, I'm Catholic, it's a great religious abyss. …新教徒，而我是天主教徒， 這是道難以逾越的宗教鴻溝橫亙在……
- Who were these guys? - They said they were hairdressers. - 這些傢伙到底是誰？ - 噢，他們自稱是美髮師。
- Hard to believe. - You want us to call a doctor? - 是啊，儘管很難叫人相信。 - 你需要我們給你叫個醫生來嗎？
No, I'm fine. I could use a three-foot Band-Aid 不，不，我沒事。 我可以貼一張三英尺長的“邦迪”，
until the pain subsides. 直到疼痛消退。
She's laughing and my sex life is turning into the Petrified Forest. 她在笑話我的性生活 正變成“石化林”【亞利桑那東部】。
Very funny. 非常好笑。
Ten million women in the country and I can't wind up with one. 這個國家有一千萬女人， 而我卻連一個都搞不定。
Come on, you had some laughs with Linda. 行了，至少你和琳達在一起時 有過不少歡笑。
There's no pressure with Linda, I'm not trying to make her. 是啊，琳達。因為和琳達在一起時 我沒有壓力，我沒有刻意想要把她怎麼樣。
I'm sure if I met her on a date, we'd have no fun. 我肯定要是我跟她是約會相見的話， 那我們也一點沒樂趣了。
The girls I try and score with I can't get to first base. 那些我想要努力得分的女孩子， 我卻連一壘到跑不到。
I'm turning into the strike-out king of San Francisco. 我正變成三藩市的那位 三振出局之王。
What do you expect? I always said you were not the romantic type. 艾倫，你期望什麼？ 我不是常說你不是那種浪漫類型的人？
What's the matter with me, Nancy? 我究竟怎麼了，南茜？
You're a dreamer, you're awkward, you're clumsy. 你是個夢想家， 你舉止失當，你笨拙不堪。
They can see how desperate you are. You've said it yourself. 她們可以看出你有多麼的絕望。 你知道的，你自己也這麼說。
Don't go by that girl tonight. I was toying with her. 噢，別以今晚那姑娘的事來評判。 她什麼都不是，我只是和她隨便玩玩。
Face it, you may be very sweet but you're not sexy. 噢，面對現實吧，艾倫，你可能是相當可愛， 但是你一點也不性感。
Don't be so sure. You never said that when we were married. 噢，別那麼肯定。我們結婚的時候 你可從沒這麼說過。
I was thinking it. 但我一直這麼想的。
I bet she was. 我想她是這麼想的。
I wonder if she actually had an orgasm while we were married 我想知道我們結婚兩年中， 她是不是真正有過一次高潮，
or did she fake it that night? 難道那天晚上是她裝出來的？
Is this the Perry residence? 你好，請問是佩里家嗎？
Can I speak to Marilyn? 呃，我能和瑪麗蓮說話嗎？
An old friend of hers, I dated her once. 我是艾倫·菲力克斯， 她中學時的一個老朋友，我們曾約會過。
Do you remember? 你還記得？
I'm stunned! It was 11 years ago. 我太吃驚了！ 那都是11年以前的事了。
That's right. Short with red hair and glasses. 沒錯，沒錯。 矮個，有頭紅發、戴著眼鏡。是的。
No, that's cleared up. 不，不，沒什麼關係了。
How can I get in touch with her? 那…那我怎麼能聯繫上她呢？
Really? 哦，真的嗎？
She still feels that way? 她仍然那樣覺得？
It's been 11 years. 都已經有11年了。
When did you last speak with her? 上一次你是什麼時候跟她說話的？
Last week. 是嗎？上個星期，啊？
And she specified that she didn't want you to give me the number? 她特別提到她不想讓你 給我她的電話號碼？
I see. 我知道了。
OK, thank you. 好吧，謝謝你。是的，好。
Excuse me, could you tell me where Mr Felix is? 對不起，能不能告訴我 菲力克斯先生在哪兒？
- Right through that door. - Thank you. - 當然。過那扇門，有個放映室。 - 噢，好的，謝謝。
- Are you busy? - What are you doing here? - 艾倫，你現在有事嗎？ - 你怎麼到這兒來了？
- I don't feel so hot. - What's wrong? - 我感覺不太好。 - 怎麼回事？
What do you have for an anxiety attack? 你有什麼可以治療焦慮發作的嗎？ 我需要鎮定藥。
Everything, I'm a drugstore. 我應有盡有，我就是個藥店。 你怎麼啦？
I have this throbbing in my stomach. 我的胃裏一抽一抽地疼。
How do know it's anxiety and not fear? 是嗎？你怎麼知道是焦慮？ 你怎麼知道不是恐懼？
- My stomach's jumpy. - Is it hard to breathe? - 我覺得我的胃在抽搐。 - 是嗎？你覺得呼吸困難？
I feel frightened and I don't know why. 是啊，有一點。 我感到害怕，我不知道為了什麼。
- I get that. - Is it fear or anxiety? - 好了，我知道了。 - 是什麼？恐懼還是焦慮？
Homosexual panic. 同性戀失驚瘋。
I always get this way when Dick goes on a business trip. 你知道，迪克一出去商務旅行， 我總是變成這樣。
He had to fly to Cleveland. - 是嗎？ - 是的。他今天必須飛去克利夫蘭。
I got up, drove him to the airport 我起來，幫他打點行李， 開車把他送到機場，
and threw up in the United Airlines terminal. 到了“聯合航空公司”的登機口 我就吐了。
I've thrown up there. 是啊，那登機口不錯， 我也在那兒吐過。
I don't know what it is that upsets me. 你知道，我不知道是什麼東西 讓我這麼心神不定。
Fear of separation. I had to go to Washington once, 分離的恐懼，這是一種很有意思的心理現象。 在我結婚的時候，有一次必須到華盛頓去，
and although I was leaving, I got sick 儘管我是那個要離開的人，我卻病了。
and when I returned, my wife threw up. 當我回來以後，我妻子吐了起來。
My analyst would say I'm feeling guilty because I want him to go. 我的心理醫生又要說這是因為我深感內疚， 因為我內心其實希望他走。
I can't understand you. 你知道，真太有趣了， 我真的搞不懂你。
You're a knockout, why are you a mass of symptoms? 你知道，你是那麼出類拔萃， 哪來的那麼多稀奇古怪的症狀？
Why is anybody screwed up? 為什麼人人都有毛病？
I guess it happens when you're a child. 我想那是由於童年的時候 在你身上發生的事造成的，你知道。
You think you're ugly, your parents divorce, you feel abandoned. 你認為你很醜，你父母離異， 你感覺受到了拋棄。
You must have the same thing. 你一定也經歷了同樣的事吧？
My parents never got divorced, although I begged them to. 不，我父母從沒離婚， 儘管我求他們這樣做。
I know you think I'm nice, I appreciate it. It's good for my ego. 我知道你認為我很好，艾倫， 我很感謝你。這對我的自我認定很重要。
And I'm hypercritical. 是的，我是這樣認為的。我這人喜歡 吹毛求疵，你知道，這是我的毛病之一。
I have a tendency to reject before I get rejected. 我有種在別人拒絕我之前 就先拒絕別人的傾向。
That way I save time and money. 這樣一來，可以節省我 大量的時間和金錢。
- No date tonight? - I had a date but she called it off. - 嘿，你今晚沒約會嗎？ - 不，本來約了個姑娘，不過她取消了，
Some kind of Polish holiday. 好像是因為什麼波蘭的節日。
Why don't we go out to dinner and hit a movie? 那…那我們為什麼不一起去吃頓飯， 也許還可以看場電影？
I have a better idea. Have dinner at my house. 好啊。我有個更好的主意： 為什麼不到我家去吃飯，因為…
The Big Sleep's on tonight. …今晚的深夜劇場要播《夜長夢多》 【福克納編劇、鮑嘉和巴考爾主演】。
Do you have anything for me to cook? 好啊。你家裏有什麼東西我可以下廚的嗎？ 要麼就到我家去？
Frozen steaks and a bottle of champagne. 不用。我還留有速凍牛排 和一瓶香檳酒。
What are you doing with champagne? 你想用香檳來幹嘛？ 和廚師吃午飯？【？】
I tried to cook to impress a girl. Beef stroganoff in the pressure cooker. 不，上星期為了給一位姑娘留下好印象，我試著 在家裏下廚。我想用高壓鍋做優酪乳油燉牛肉。
- How was it? - I don't know. It's still on the wall. - 味道如何？ - 我不知道，肉還在牆上粘著呢。
- I'll buy some stuff and bring it over. - Fabulous. - 好吧，聽著，我去買點東西帶到你家去做。 - 那太好了！
I'll get some asparagus, salad and dessert. 好的，讓我看一下， 我去買點蘆筍、沙拉、和甜點。
I love to cook but I never get a chance. Dick's always so busy. 是的，我喜歡下廚，但從沒有機會。 迪克總是那麼忙。
Get a whole lot of stuff. 那太棒了！有那麼多東西，你知道。
You can open the champagne but not just for me. 你可以打開那香檳， 當然不是給我一個人喝。
I'll have one with you but you have to put me to bed if I dance naked. 不會，我可以和你一起喝個一兩杯， 不過要是我跳起了裸體舞， 你也許不得不把我弄到床上去。
This is gonna be great. I've got a terrific rapport with Linda. 天呐，這一定會棒極了。 我對琳達產生了強烈的親和感。
I hate to see her depressed. 我討厭看到她悶悶不樂。
It's gonna be a nice, cosy evening in. Build a little fire. 這會成為真正美好、愜意的一夜。 生一點火出來。
I'll get some candles, set up some atmosphere. 我要去店裏買幾根蠟燭， 營造出一些氣氛。
Open the champagne. 我要把香檳打開。
Women are suckers for champagne, it makes them crazy. 女人都對香檳情有獨鐘， 那會使她們瘋狂。
It makes them crazy? What the hell am I talking about here? 那會使她們瘋狂？等一下， 我這是在胡說八道些什麼呀？
This is Linda, Dick's wife. 她是琳達，迪克的妻子。
So, you finally fell in love with her? 這麼說你最終愛上她了，嗯？
- I just got carried away for a minute. - You don't have to feel guilty. - 我只是有那麼片刻失去了自製力。 - 行了，老弟，你沒必要覺得有負罪感。
Over what? Two lonely people with lots in common have dinner together. 因為什麼有負罪感？兩個孤獨的、 有著無數共同點的人一起吃頓飯而已。
- We're platonic friends. - That's not how she thinks of you. - 我們只是精神上的朋友。 - 她看待你可不是什麼精神上的朋友。
- How can you tell? - Does she have to attack you? - 是麼？你怎麼知道？ - 你想要她怎麼做？向你發起進攻嗎？
Don't get those candles, they're for a Jewish holiday! 別拿那些蠟燭，那些是用於猶太節日的， 拿這邊浪漫用的蠟燭！
- She's my friend's wife. - She'll tell Dick and he'll beat you up. - 她是我朋友的妻子！ - 當然她是。她會告訴迪克，他會把你打成肉醬。
- She loves you, not him. - He's not romantic. - 你看，她愛的是你，不是他。 - 他不是那種浪漫類型的人。
- He could be. - Don't listen to him. - 他可以啊，要是他去試的話。 - 別聽他胡說！
- Don't listen to her. - We're in a supermarket. - 別聽她胡說！ - 兩位，我們這是在超市里啊！
Get a grip on yourself, she's married. 把持住你自己吧，她是有夫之婦，
And to your best friend. 而且是你最好朋友的。
They're never gonna get a divorce either. 而且他們也絕不會離婚的，呵。
Why can't I ever get a break? 為什麼我總不能輕鬆一會兒？
I'd like you to do me a favour. - 我想讓你幫我個忙。 - 什麼？
I've fallen in love with another woman, it just happened. 我愛上了另一個女人。 別問我是怎麼回事，就這麼發生了。
We're going to live in Alaska, she's an Eskimo. 我們打算在一起，去阿拉斯加生活。 她是愛斯基摩人。
I thought perhaps while I'm gone, you'd look after Linda. 我知道你和琳達一直對彼此很有好感， 我想也許我走了之後，你可以照顧好她。 那對我很重要。
- Of course. - Well, I'm off to Alaska. - 當然。 - 好了，我要去阿拉斯加了。
If you need me, I'll be at Frozen Tundra 69290. 如果你要找我， 我會在凍土苔原69290。
I'm so tense. I don't know what's wrong. 我太緊張了。 我不知道哪里出了差錯。
She'll be here any second. 她隨時就會到達這裏。
She is always complimenting me. 她確實一直在說我好話。
I know she likes me but does she like me that way? 我知道她喜歡我， 但是她會以那種方式喜歡我嗎？
What the hell? I could test her. 究竟怎麼辦？ 我可以…我可以試探她一下。
I could make an advance. 我可以向她大獻殷勤。
What could possibly go wrong? 什麼地方可能出錯呢？
- Don't! - It was meant to be. - 艾倫，別這樣！ - 本來就應該這樣。
Take your hands off me. Are you crazy? 艾倫，把你的手拿開， 你一定是瘋了！
- Linda, my love. - I'm a married woman. Rape! - 琳達，我的愛。 - 艾倫，我是個有夫之婦。強姦啦！
Let's not get carried away. 行了，別那麼魂不守舍的。
I'm not an appealing guy. 我不是個有吸引力的傢伙。
The thought that Linda could fall for me, 怎麼會認為琳達會傾心於我？
I'm kidding myself. 這不是開我自己玩笑嘛。
Where the hell is she anyhow? 她究竟去哪兒啦？
By now she could have had her steak and been out of here. 現在，她應該早已吃完了 他媽的牛排，轉身走人。
I feel so light, that lithium I took today is really working. 你好。我感覺特別輕飄飄的， 我今天服的鋰片真的開始起作用了。
Maybe you'd better not have any champagne. 噢，聽著，也許你最好 別再喝什麼香檳了。
No, if I get carried away, you can always call the police. 噢，不，管它呢！要是我真有點神志無知， 你再去叫員警不遲。
- How long is Dick away for? - He's back tomorrow. - 你說迪克要離開本城多久？ - 噢，他明天才回來。
There's a new Truffaut film, we should go see it. 有部特呂弗的新片在“攝政劇院”上映， 我想也許我們應該去看看。
Come on, we're all set for here. 噢，得了，別開玩笑了！ 我們都已經準備好了。
Besides, it's starting to rain and that great Ida Lupino movie's on. 再說，天開始下雨了，我剛想起4頻道 要放一部很棒的艾達·魯皮諾的電影。
She's married but gets involved with her husband's best friend. 你知道，有個女的婚姻幸福，但突然之間， 捲入了與她丈夫最好朋友的私情之中。
- How does it end? - She kills the men. - 結果怎麼樣？ - 她殺了那男的然後自殺。
- Let's go out. - No, I really want to see the movie. - 我們出去吧。 - 噢，不，艾倫，我真的很想看 艾達·魯皮諾的電影。
It's a fascinating theme. Do you think it is possible to love two people at once? 這是個迷人的主題。 你認為有沒有可能同時愛著兩個人？
- What do you mean? - A wife, happily married, - 你什麼意思？ - 一個妻子，婚姻幸福，
suddenly finds she loves another man. 突然發現她愛上了另一個男人。
Not that she doesn't love her husband just that she loves somebody else. 並不是說她不再愛自己的丈夫了， 只是說她愛上了另一個人。
Do you think that's possible? 你覺得那有可能嗎？
- Do you? - Very. - 你覺得呢？ - 噢，很有可能。
Very possible and probably very common. 非常有可能，而且也許十分常見。
Love is such a strange phenomenon. 愛情是如此奇怪的一種現象，
Strange and exquisite. 奇怪而又精緻。
- Go ahead, make your move. - No, I can't. - 快上啊，該你主動了。 - 不，我不能。
- Take her and kiss her. - Is anything wrong? - 快上！抓住她並親吻她。 - 有什麼不對勁嗎，艾倫？
She wants it. Hurry, before she moves out of position. 快上，她想要這樣。 快點啦！趁著她還保持著這個姿勢。
- Kiss her, kid. - I'll do the potatoes. - 快吻她，老弟！ - 我想我要去做土豆了。
Well, kid, you blew it. 得，老弟，你搞砸了。
I can't do it. 我不能這樣做。
How's it look? I invite her over and come on like a sex degenerate. 這看上去是怎麼回事？我邀請她過來，卻像個 色狼般地無法自控。我成什麼人了？強姦犯？
You're getting carried away. You think too much, just do it. 你簡直無可救藥。 你考慮得太多，去做就好。
We're platonic friends. 我們是精神上的朋友。
I can't spoil that by coming on. She'll slap my face. 我可不想一衝動把這給毀了。 她會扇我耳光的。
I've had my face slapped plenty. 噢，我的臉被扇過無數次了。
But your glasses don't go flying across the room. 是啊，但你的眼鏡不會 橫飛過整個屋子。
- You're gonna disappoint her. - I can't. - 你會讓她很失望的，老弟。 - 我做不到。
Here we are, you can start on this. 好了給你，你可以從這個開始。
Did you read that another Oakland woman was raped? 嘿，你有沒有讀報紙， 奧克蘭又有個女的被強姦了？
I was nowhere near Oakland! 我可沒挨近過奧克蘭啊！
- Do they know who did it? - No idea. He must be very clever. - 他們知道是誰幹的嗎？ - 不，一點線索都沒有。他一定相當聰明。
You must be on the ball to rape so many women and get away with it. 是啊，你一定得是非常機靈， 才能強姦那麼多女人而不被逮到。
If anybody tried to rape me, I'd just pretend to go along with it 你知道，要是有人想強姦我， 我會假裝先順著他，等他幹到一半，
and then grab a heavy object and let him have it. 我就抓過一個重器， 狠狠地給他來一下。
That is unless I was enjoying it. 當然，除非我自己也很享受。
They say it's every woman's secret desire. 有人說每個女人 都有這種不可告人的欲望。
I guess it depends on who's doing the raping. 我覺得這要看是誰在強姦了，哼哼。
Why dwell on morbid subjects? Odds are you'll never get raped. 好了，為什麼要深究這麼恐怖的話題？ 再說你受到強姦的機會微乎其微。
Not with my luck. 是的，我是沒這個運氣。
I feel so light. 噢，我感覺那麼輕飄飄的。
That drink is going right to my head. I'm floating. 這酒直接就沖上了我的大腦。 我飄起來了。
- Go ahead, kiss her. - I can't. - 快上啊，親吻她。 - 我不行。
- She's ready. - How can you be sure? - 她已經準備好了。 - 你怎麼能肯定？
- Believe me, I'm sure. - She'll pull back. - 相信我，我肯定。 - 她會抽身的，我可以感覺到。
She's sitting and waiting. Now, don't screw up. 你瞧，她坐在那兒等著呢。 這次別再搞砸了。
Right, I'll try but I'm gonna go slow. 好吧，我試一下， 不過我會慢慢地來。
If she screams, I'll pretend it was a joke. - 要是她喊叫，我就假裝這是個玩笑。 - 抓緊啦！
She'd better laugh. 她最好會笑出來。
The phone! 噢，電話！
Yes, she's here. 喂？迪克？ 是的。是的，是的，她在這兒。
She came over before. I was going out, I had a Polish date. 是的，她先前過來的。 我正要出去，我約了個波蘭女孩。她……
It's for you, it's from Cleveland. 是的。是找你的，克利夫蘭打來的，是迪克。 好的，我馬上讓她接。
- Are you upset? - The ring startled me. - 你有什麼心煩的事嗎？ - 不，我被電話鈴嚇得靈魂出竅。
I want her out, I'm gonna cause an international incident! 我想要讓她走，我受不了這個！ 我會引發一個國際事件的！
- Hello, darling. - She loves him. I'm kidding myself. - 你好，親愛的。 - 你好，親愛的。她愛他。我為什麼要逗自己玩？
Relax. You're as nervous as Elizabeth Scott was before I blew her brains out. 你能不能放鬆點？你緊張得就像伊莉莎白·斯科特， 在我打爆她的腦袋之前【《血海仇》】。
All you got to do is make your move. 聽著，你要做的就是在你的屋子裏 自由地行動起來。
This is crazy. We'll all wind up in The National Enquirer. 這簡直瘋了。我們最終會以 上《國家尋問者》雜誌的頭版而收場。
OK, goodbye. 好的，再見。
Yes, I will. 是的，好的，我會的。
Dick sounded down. I think he's having trouble in Cleveland. 迪克聽上去有點情緒低落。 我想他在克利夫蘭遇到了些麻煩。
How come he never takes you with him on these trips? 他去別的城市作這樣的旅行時， 他怎麼從不帶著你和他一起去？
I'm afraid to fly. My analyst says it's an excuse. 不，我害怕坐飛機。 我的心理醫生說這只是個藉口。
He never asks me along, though. 再說，他也從沒要求我和他一起去。
Maybe he's got something going on the side. 誰知道呢？ 也許他有別的什麼目的呢。
- Would that bother you? - Sure. But not if I didn't know. - 那會讓你不安嗎？ - 當然。不過要是我不知道，我就不管。
I know it'd hurt Dick if you ever had a casual affair with anyone. 我知道那會讓迪克深受傷害， 要是你與別的人隨意產生私情的話。
I don't think I could have a casual affair. - 噢，我不認為我會隨意產生私情。 - 不會嗎？
No, I don't take those things lightly. 不會，我把這種事情看得很重的。
If I fell for another man, it'd have to be more than just a fling. 你知道，要是我傾心于另一個男人， 那麼這絕不會出於縱情一時。
I'd have feel something more serious. Are you shaking? 我是說，我一定得有某些更加認真的感覺， 我希望…你在發抖嗎？
Just chilly. 不，我冷，只是有點冷。
It's not very cold. 這裏不太冷啊。
Anyway, I'm not the type for an affair. 總之，我不是那種適合婚外情的類型。
I couldn't take the excitement. 我不認為我受得了那種刺激， 把自己捲進去。
Besides, I'm not glamorous enough. 再說，我也沒那麼大魅力。
You're uncommonly beautiful. 你的美麗非比尋常。
When I go out with you and all those beautiful girls, 噢，我和你一起出去時， 還有那些年輕漂亮的女孩，
I feel like life has passed me by. 我有那麼強烈的感覺—— 生活已經離我而去。
I should be selling chocolate at Fannie Farmer. 我應該在“法妮·法默糖果店”賣巧克力。
Those girls are not in your league. 胡說八道！那些女孩 和你根本不在一個檔次。
Keep talking, you're saving my life. I have such an inferiority complex. 噢，隨你怎麼說好了，你這樣可以救我的命， 因為我有非常嚴重的自卑情結。
You're doing very well. Now kiss her. 這一段你做得相當不錯。 現在可以吻她了。
- Please! - You built up to it beautifully. - 拜託！ - 你的氣氛已經營造得相當成功了。
- I don't have the nerve. - Tell her she's beautiful. - 我沒有這個膽量。 - 聽著，再告訴她她有多美麗。
- I just told her. - Again. - 我剛才告訴過她了。 - 再說一次。
You really are an unusually beautiful person. 你真的是… 異乎尋常美麗的一個人。
- I don't know what to say... - You're exceptionally beautiful. - 噢，我不知道該說什麼了…… - 不，真的，你美得無與倫比……
You're uncommonly beautiful, unusually beautiful... 你是個非常美麗的女孩，你有種 非比尋常的美麗，你的美麗異乎尋常……
All right! 好了，夠了！
It's been so long since anybody said that. 已經有很長時間 沒人對我說這樣的話了。
- Move closer to her. - How close? - 現在更靠近她一些。 - 靠多近？
The length of your lips. 你們唇間的距離。
- That's very close. - Come on, move. - 那可是相當近啊。 - 行了，靠過去。
Now what? 現在又怎樣？
Tell her that she moves something in you that you can't control. 現在告訴她，她觸動了你體內的 什麼東西，讓你失去自控。
- You're kidding! - Go ahead. - 你開玩笑！ - 快說啊。
- It's corny. - She'll love it. - 我這樣也太傻了！ - 她會喜歡的。
Fred Astaire looks great in tails, I don't. 比如說，弗雷德·阿斯泰爾穿燕尾服看起來很棒， 但我看起來就特傻。現在的情況完全……
Leave Fred Astaire out of this and say something. 你能不能先別管弗雷德·阿斯泰爾 而說點什麼啊？
- I've loved our time together. - So have I. - 我喜歡我們共度的時光。 - 我也是。
All right? I don't want to use your line. 這樣行嗎？ 我不想用你剛才的臺詞，觸動什麼……
You're doing fine, kid. 你做得很好，老弟。
Now, tell her she has the most irresistible eyes you've ever seen. 現在，告訴她她有雙你所見到過的 最令人難以抗拒的眼睛。
You have the most eyes I've ever seen on any person. 你有雙我在任何人臉上見到過的 最什麼的眼睛，
- Your... - Your hand is trembling. - 你的眼睛那麼……是嗎？ - 艾倫，你的手在顫抖。
- That's because you're near. - Pardon? - 那是因為你在我身邊。 - 你說什麼？
Tell her that! 快告訴她！
That's because you're near. 那是因為你在我身邊。
You really know what to say, don't you? 噢，你可真會說話啊，是嗎？
Now, tell her that you've met a lot of dames 現在，告訴她 你遇到過很多的女人，
but she is really something special. 但是她真的非常與眾不同。
- That she won't believe. - Oh, no? - 噢，這個她不會相信的。 - 哦，不會嗎？
I have met a lot of dames 我遇到過很多的女人，
but you are really something special. 但是你真的非常與眾不同。
Really? 真的嗎？
She bought it! 她相信了！
Put your right hand around her shoulders and pull her close. 很好。現在把你的右手搭到她肩膀上， 然後將她拉過來。
- I can't. - Go on! - 那可不行。不，我做不了。 - 快做，快啊！
I'll try. 好吧，我試試。
Now, get ready for the big move and do exactly as I tell you. 現在，準備好做這個大動作， 要嚴格按我說的那麼做。
I warned you to leave my ex-husband alone. 我警告過你， 讓你離我前夫遠點。
I guess I better fix the steaks. 唔，我想我最好去做牛排了。
Your eyes... - 琳達，你的眼睛… - 嗯？
are like two thick steaks. …就像是兩塊厚牛排！
Don't! 艾倫，別！
- I'll pay for the lamp. - I think I love you. - 我會賠你燈的。 - 沒事，我想我愛你。
No, I insist on paying for the lamp. 不，不，我堅持要賠你燈。
- Forget the lamp. - I'm so clumsy. Take $10. - 忘了燈吧。 - 我太毛手毛腳了。求你一定要收下10美元。
Forget the damn lamp. Give me $5, we'll call it even. 忘掉那該死的燈吧！ 那給我5美元好了，我們就扯平了。
- Don't! - You're making a mistake. - 艾倫，別這樣！ - 琳達，你誤會我了！
I was joking. I was just testing you. It was a platonic kiss. 我是在開玩笑。琳達，我只是想試探你一下。 那不是技術上的親吻，那是個精神上的親吻。
- I think I'd better go home. - You're making a mistake. - 艾倫，我想我最好還是回家去。 - 琳達，你大大地誤會我了。
- I should go. - If you think I would... - 我真的該走了…… - 如果你認為我是想……
Allan, I'll be fine. - 行了，艾倫，我沒事。 - 琳達，千萬別想不開啊。天哪！
I attacked her. I'm a vicious jungle beast. 我攻擊了她。 我是頭邪惡的叢林野獸。
She's panicky. When she gets home, she'll be hysterical. 她嚇壞了。她到家以後， 她會歇斯底里大發作。
What am I gonna tell Dick? She'll probably go to the police. 我怎麼向迪克交待？ 也許她直接就去了警察局。
What did I do? I'm not Bogart, I never will be. 我幹了什麼？ 我可不是鮑嘉，永遠也不會是鮑嘉。
I'm a disgrace to my sex. 我是我們男性的恥辱。
I should get a job at an Arabian palace as a eunuch. 我應該在阿拉伯的後宮裏 找份太監的差事。
That's the vice squad. 風紀緝捕隊來了。
Did you say you loved me? 艾倫，你是不是說過你愛我？
I still can't believe it. 我仍然無法相信這一切。
I haven't slept that well in years. 好多年我都沒睡得那麼香了。
Is it noon yet? 已經是中午了嗎？
No, it's seven. 不，才七點。
Seven? 才七點？
I didn't realise it was so early. 我沒想到還那麼早。
- You were fantastic last night in bed. - Thanks. - 昨晚你在床上棒極了。 - 噢，謝謝。
- How do you feel now? - I think the Pepto-Bismol helped. - 你現在感覺如何？ - 我想“堿式水楊酸鉍【助消化藥】”起了作用。
What were you thinking about while we were doing it? 我們在做那事的時候，你在想什麼？
Willie Mays. 威利·梅斯。
You always think of baseball players when you make love? 你做愛的時候， 總是想起棒球運動員嗎？
It keeps me going. 那會讓我堅持得長久些。
I couldn't figure out why you kept yelling "slide". 怪不得你老是在那兒喊 “滑動/滑壘【棒球術語】”。
It'll probably be best if you told Dick. 也許最好由你來告訴迪克。
What'll I say? 那我說什麼？
It could happen and it happened. It's not your fault or my fault. 反正該發生的都已發生了。 既不是你的錯，也不是我的錯。
You felt like a woman last night and I felt like a man. 昨晚你感覺自己是個女人， 我感覺自己是個男人，
And that's what those kind of people do. 所以就做了男女之間的事。
But we can't sneak around and have an affair. It's so cheap. 但是我們不能偷偷摸摸地到處苟且， 那樣也太賤了。
You know, you've got to be honest with him. 你知道，你必須對他如實相告。
You just have to tell him the two of you have grown apart 你必須跟他說，你知道， 你們倆越來越疏離了，
and you and I have fallen in love. 你和我墜入了情網。
- That's if you love me. - I do. - 當然，如果你愛我的話。 - 我是的，艾倫。
Then we have to tell him the truth. 好吧，那我們就必須告訴他真相。
I'm so tense. 我太緊張了。
I can tell him. I've known him longer than you have. 是啊，也許最好還是我來告訴他，你知道， 我想我認識他的時間比你要長。
- No, I'd prefer to do it. - Maybe you'd better do it. - 不，不，還是我來說吧。 - 是啊，也許最好還是你來說。
Tell him what? 可跟他說什麼呢？
Tell him that the two of us are right for each other 跟他說我們兩個心心相印， 彼此覺得非常合適。
and that may be he ought to think about getting his stuff and moving out. 還有，你知道，也許你應該考慮一下 拿上你的東西，搬出來住，
Maybe you move in with me for a while. 也許搬過來和我一起住一陣子看看。
As long as we handle this in a mature way. 我想只要我們能以一種 成熟的方式處理好這個就行。
As long as I'm mature about it, you're mature about it, 只要我能成熟地對待它， 你能成熟地對待它，
both of us are mature, we can achieve a certain maturation 我們兩個都能成熟地對待， 那我們就能達到某種讓成熟性…
that guarantees maturiosity. …獲得保證的成熟。
You're mature, Allan, and very wise. 是的。你很成熟，艾倫，而且非常聰明。
The key to wiseness is maturiositude. 是的，我認為聰明的關鍵就是成熟度。
Why is it always so complicated? 為什麼這一切總是那麼複雜？
Lean on me, baby. 靠著我，寶貝。
Lean on me. 靠著我。
If you want me, I'll be home having an anxiety attack. 如果你想找我，會發現 我因焦慮症發作，躺在自家的地板上。
Well, kid, she loves you. 好了，小子，她愛你。
Why not? I was dynamite in bed last night. 為什麼不呢？ 昨晚在床上我卓越不凡。
That lucky girl. I gave her my best moves. 那姑娘真幸運， 我把看家本領都使出來了。
Excuse me, I want to take a look at the music box in the window. 對不起，我能…我想看一下 櫥窗裏的那個音樂盒，
There's a nice, brown, small music box. 就是那個很漂亮的、 棕色的小音樂盒。
Allen? Allen! 艾倫？艾倫！
- What are you doing here? - I was calling, didn't you hear? - 南茜！你怎麼在這兒？ - 我看你走過來，我喊你，你沒聽見我喊你嗎？
No, I was thinking about some stuff. 沒有，我在…我在考慮一些事情。
- Still daydreaming. How are you? - OK. How are you? - 仍然在做白日夢哈。你怎麼樣了？ - 還好。你呢？
I just got back from New York. I'm gonna move back there. 我還行。我剛從紐約回來， 我還要回那兒去。
Is that so? - 是嗎？真的嗎？ - 是的。
I don't know what to say! 我不知道該說什麼了。
So, what are you doing? 那麼，你現在幹些什麼呢？
You know, the usual. Going to the movies and... 你知道，和以往一樣： 看看電影，還有，你知道…
staring off into space. 盯著空氣，眼神放空。
Are you seeing someone? - 你沒見見什麼人嗎？ - 沒…沒有。
I mean, I go out but... 你知道，我是說， 我有和人出去，但不是……
How are Dick and Linda? 迪克和琳達怎麼樣了？
She's fine. Just... I wouldn't know. 她很好。你知道，只是…我也不知道。
You're in better spirits than when I left. 至少你現在的精神 比我搬出去的時候要好多了。
I am. You got me on an up-day. 我是的，因為你正好看到我興致高的一天。
Is this the music box you wanted? 這是你想要的那個音樂盒嗎？
It's pretty. - 很漂亮啊。 - 是啊。
I need to keep my paperclips in something so... You know? 我需要找個東西 放我的迴紋針之類的，所以…你知道？
I have an appointment with the diet doctor. 你看，我和節食醫生還有個約會， 我得走了。
You don't seem overweight to me. 在我看來你一點也沒超重。
Let's not have that argument again. 好了，我不想我們又為此爭吵。
Right. - 好的。 - 好的。
- Bye. - So long. It was nice seeing you. - 再見。 - 再見。很高興見到你。
Thanks. You, too. 謝謝。我也是。
I was real cool. 我真的還算酷。
Why not? She never understood me. 為什麼不呢？她從沒理解過我。
I'm complicated. I think Linda understands that. 我很複雜。 我想琳達理解這點。
Linda finds me exciting. 琳達覺得我很讓人激動。
Dick'll understand. 去他的，迪克也會理解的。
Because of our social encounters a romance has developed. 為什麼不會？因為我們經常接觸交往， 所以就產生了一段浪漫。
It's natural among sophisticated people. 這在複雜的人們之間 再自然不過了，
- You sent for me? - Yes. Drink? Scotch? - 你找我？- 對。- 好。 - 想喝嗎？- 想。 - 威士卡？- 好。
- Fine. - Soda? Linda and I are in love. - 要嗎？- 要。 - 蘇打？- 不。 - 琳達和我相愛了。
Just as well. My doctor says I have two months to live. 那也無妨，我剛從我醫生那裏來， 他說我最多還有兩個月好活。
- Good. Then you don't mind? - Not a bit. - 很好，這麼說你不介意？ - 一點也不。 - 乾杯！ - 乾杯！
Dick and I have been through a lot together. 迪克和我共同經歷過許多事情。
He's my best friend. This is terrible. This is gonna hurt him, I know it. 他是我最好的朋友，這太可怕了。 這會讓他深受傷害，我知道的。
How could they? My wife and my best friend. 他們怎麼能這樣？ 我妻子和我最好的朋友。
I loved her. And I loved him. 我愛她，我也愛他。
Why didn't I see it coming? 為什麼我沒有一點預感？
Me, who had the foresight to by Polaroid at 8.5. 我，那麼深謀遠慮，買過一架 8.5毫米焦距的“寶麗來”【？】。
Dick is an emotional guy. 迪克是個相當情緒化的傢伙。
He's liable to... God knows what? Kill himself or something. 他很容易…天知道會怎樣？ 殺了他自己還是怎麼樣。
Kill himself? What might he do to you? 殺了他自己？ 你沒想過他會怎麼對付你嗎？
You take a guy's wife, you humiliate him... 你沒聽說過這條不成文的規矩嗎： 你搶走了誰的老婆，你就羞辱了誰？
You've seen enough Italian movies. And Dick's got a temper. 你看過足夠多的義大利電影。 迪克的脾氣很厲害的。
Allen, Allen. 艾倫，艾倫。
You're supposed to be in Cleveland. 你怎麼在這兒？ 你應該在克利夫蘭啊。
I had to come home. I got to talk to you. 我不得不回家來。 艾倫，我想跟你談談。
I got a problem. 我遇到難題了。
What do you mean? 你…你什麼意思？
I think Linda's having an affair. 艾倫，我認為琳達有了婚外情。
I called her at home, she's not there. 我往家裏給她打電話，她不在家。
Recently, she's been distant, distracted. 在過去的幾個星期裏， 她一直對我很疏遠，顯得心神不寧，
Little things only a husband would notice. 只有她丈夫才會注意到的一些小事。
I don't understand it. You've seen her a lot lately, she's changed. 我不理解，艾倫。這幾個星期， 你見她非常多，她變了。
The other night she spoke about having an affair in her sleep. 有天晚上，她在睡夢裏說 她和別人好上了。
- Did she mention any names? - Only yours. - 她沒提到什麼人名嗎？ - 只有你的。
When I woke her, she said it was just a nightmare. 當我把她弄醒後， 她說這只是一個噩夢。
I keep trying to think of who it could be. 我一直在想那會是誰呢？
It's got to be someone I don't know, someone she met through work. 艾倫，那個人我一定不認識， 某個她在工作中遇到的傢伙。
An agent or ad executive, a photographer, maybe an actor. 某個代理商、或廣告經理、 或攝影師，也許是個演員。
- Don't get upset. - I love her. - 別心煩了。 - 我愛她，艾倫。
If she leaves me, I'll kill myself. 如果她離開我，我就去自殺。
Since when are you so emotional? 從什麼時候起，你這麼感情用事了？
I've never been in love with anyone before. 在她之前，我從沒愛上過什麼人。
If I find out who the guy is, I'll kill him. 要是我發現了那傢伙是誰， 艾倫，我非宰了他不可，我發誓。
I've neglected her and now she's involved with some stud. 我忽視了她， 現在她和個猛男攪和到了一起。
If I haven't already lost her, I'm really gonna make it up to her. 如果不是我已經失去了她，艾倫， 我已經準備好要盡我所能對她作出補償。
I'm gonna change. 我是說我要改變。
I'm gonna make her life with me fun and exciting 我要盡一切努力讓她感到 和我一起生活的快樂和激動。
cos without her, it wouldn't be worth living. 因為如果失去了她， 活著也沒什麼意義了。
I was up all night thinking, "I'm losing her. Too bad, I'll survive." 昨晚在克利夫蘭一家飯店的房間裏，我一夜沒睡， 我想：“我正在失去她。太糟了，我還活著。”
Then I panicked and called her. She was out. 然後我就抓狂了，給她打電話。她不在家。 我昨晚打電話到這裏時，她說她直接就回家。
Where the hell did she stay? 她到底在哪兒過的夜？
- Calm yourself. - I've got to find her. - 你平靜一下。 - 我一定要找到她，艾倫。
I've got to beg her forgiveness before it's too late. 我一定要阻止她，並乞求她的原諒， 否則一切都太晚了。
I want her to get on that plane with me back to Cleveland. 我想讓她和我一起登上那架飛機， 回克利夫蘭去。
I want to hear her laugh and speak. 我想讓她一直和我在一起。 我想聽到她的笑聲和說話。
I want to pamper her, take care of her. 我想寵愛她，我想照顧她。
Sorry for carrying on like this 很抱歉我這麼失態，艾倫，
but you're the only friend who'd understand. 但是你是這世界上 唯一能理解我的朋友。
I understand. 我理解。
Look, Allan, if she calls, will you tell her I've got to talk to her? 聽著，艾倫，要是她打電話給你， 你能不能轉告她我想跟她談談？
Tell her I'll see her at home. 告訴她我在家裏等她。行嗎？
- OK, I'll tell her. - Thanks. - 好的，我會轉告她。 - 謝謝。
Thanks a lot. 多謝你了。
How can I break up his home? He's crazy about her. 我怎麼能破壞他的家庭？ 他為她瘋狂。
I never realised how much. He never realised how much. 我從沒意識到他有多瘋狂。 他自己也從沒意識到他有多瘋狂。
Hello, Linda? 喂，琳達？喂？
I'm in the middle of a conversation. I'll call you back. 我現在正在談話當中。 我會給你回電話。
Don't... 琳達，別……
So that's really it? 這麼說這都是真的？
Linda, I have to speak to you. Have you told him anything yet? 你好，琳達。琳達，我必須和你說話。 琳達，你告訴他什麼沒有？
- Who is that? Is that him? - This is Allan. - 這是誰啊？是那人嗎？ - 這是艾倫。
- Allan, I'll speak to you later. - Don't hang up! - 琳達，我過會兒再和你通話。 - 琳達，別掛電話！
Listen, this is urgent... You sound terrible. 喂，琳達，聽著，這很緊急，我…… 琳達，你的聲音好可怕。
Excuse me. 噢，對不起。謝謝。
That wasn't her. 那不是她。
I just hope you know what you're doing. - 我只是希望你清楚自己在做什麼。 - 噢，迪克。
Is it all right? Is the coast clear? Can I speak? 喂，琳達。琳達，我…可以了嗎？ 海岸上安全了嗎？我可以說了嗎？琳達？
- I ought to be in Cleveland. - No, wait. - 我應該在克利夫蘭，這是個重要的會議。 - 不，等等！迪克？迪克？
Say... Just answer in... 說話…快回答，琳達，快回我……
I'll speak to you later. 我過後再打給你，艾倫。
I don't believe this. 簡直難以置信。
The airport. 去機場。
I've got to speak to her before she says anything to him. 我一定要在她告訴他任何事之前， 和她說上話。
- The Christies just left for the airport. - Together? - 你找克利斯蒂夫婦？他們剛離開去機場。 - 就剛才？一起？
One right after the other. 一個緊跟著另一個。
Taxi! 計程車！
I'll tell her it's over, that's all. It was fun but we lost our heads. 我要告訴她結束了，一切都結束了。 這很有意思，只是我們都失去了理智。
What if it's too late? What if Linda's really hooked on me? 要是已經太晚了怎麼辦？ 要是琳達真的離不開我了怎麼辦？
Once a woman's been made love to by somebody who can do it great... 你知道，女人一旦與某個真正的 個中高手做過愛之後，那麼……
I was incredible last night in bed. 昨晚在床上，我簡直不可思議。
I never once had to sit up and consult the manual. 我不得不坐起來翻看寶典， 這從來都沒有過。
Love is very different for a woman, it's a complicated phenomenon. 愛對女人而言就完全不同， 它成了一個非常難解的現象。
I've never broken off with a girl before. 我不知道會發生什麼， 我以前從沒跟女孩子提出過分手。
- You said you loved me. - Take it gracefully. - 你說過你愛我。 - 我們好聚好散吧。
But the time we've spent together, the closeness. 可是我們共度的那些時光、 那種親密的感覺、那些承諾。
You mean too much to me, I can't let you go. - 琳達，別這樣。 - 你對我來說太重要了，我不會讓你走。
- I'm sorry. - Sorry? You think I'm some play-toy? - 別變得不講道理，我很抱歉。 - 抱歉根本不夠，你以為我是什麼玩偶嗎？
- What can I say? - Give me the letter. - 讓我怎麼說呢？ - 把信給我！
- What? - Give me the letter. - 什麼信？ - 閉嘴！把信給我！
- There is no letter. - I want it. - 琳達，根本沒有信。 - 我想要信，把信給我！
You're going crazy. Don't pull the trigger. I'm a bleeder! - 你這是瘋了。- 你不能這樣對我！ - 琳達，別扣扳機！我有血友病啊！
Pull yourself together, kid. You should feel encouraged. 別失魂落魄的，老弟，你有點歇斯底里了。 現在你應該鼓足勇氣。
When you weren't being phoney, you got a good dame to fall for you. 當你表現得不像個水貨時， 那麼就有相當好的女人會傾心于你。
You thought you couldn't make it with dames. 你從不認為你能夠在女人身上 達到目的，但是你能夠。
- And now I've got to end it. - It's not that hard, kid. Watch. - 可現在我不得不了結它了，這太難了。 - 沒那麼難的，老弟。你看著。
- Come here, sweetheart. - Yes, darling? - 過來，甜心。 - 是，親愛的。
- It's over. - What is? - 都結束了。 - 什麼都結束了？
- Us. - Over? - 我們。 - 完了？
- Over. Kaput. - That simple? - 沒錯，寶貝。完了，完蛋了。 - 就這麼簡單？
- That's right. - Supposing I say no? - 沒錯。 - 要是我說不呢？
- Won't do you any good. - And will this? - 那也沒什麼用。 - 那這個呢？
Come off it, sugar. You never could use a rod. 快把它放下，甜心。 你永遠也學不會怎麼用手槍。
But why does it have to end before it can begin? 可是為什麼在可以開始之前 就不得不結束它？
Because you play too rough for me. 因為你對我玩得太過火了，甜心。
You killed Johnson. Parker found out so you killed him too. 是你殺死了詹森， 被派克發現了，於是你又殺了他。
Then you wanted to finish me off. 可那對你來說還不夠， 所以你還想把我也一起幹掉。
You couldn't do it when I was facing you so you wanted me to turn around. 你知道當我面對著你時你下不了手， 所以你就想著讓我轉過身去，從背後下手。
Now, let's go. You're taking the fall. 可是我可不會上當，甜心。 好了，走吧。這是你應得的下場。
That's all there is to it. 你看到了，就這麼著就行。
For you because you're Bogart. 那是你啊，因為你是鮑嘉。
Everybody is at certain times. 人人都行的，老弟，只要時機成熟。
You're doing something I didn't think you could. 你目前做的一些事 在我以前看來你根本不可能去做。
You're passing up a real tomato because you don't want to hurt a guy. 你想拒絕一個真正的美妞， 因為你不想傷害一個朋友。
If I did that, there wouldn't be a dry eye. 要是我這麼做的話， 大家肯定哭得稀裏嘩啦的。
But I'm heartbroken over it. 是啊，可是我的心都要碎了。
All the more reason to feel proud of it. 你有更多的理由應該感到自豪。
- You think so? - Sure. - 你這樣認為？ - 當然。
Listen, kid, there's other things in life besides dames. 聽著，老弟，生命當中除了女人， 還有其他的東西。
One of them is to know you did the right thing for a pal. 其中之一就是你認識到 你為朋友做了正確的事。
Think it over. 好好想想吧。
- What gate is the flight to Cleveland? - Gate 15. - 你能告訴我飛往克利夫蘭的航班在幾號口登機？ - 好的，15號登機口。
- Where's the plane to Cleveland? - Gate 15. - 去克利夫蘭的飛機在哪兒？ - 15號登機口。
- Wait. - What are you doing here? - 琳達，琳達，等一下。 - 艾倫，你來幹什麼？
- I've something important to tell you. - So do I. - 琳達，我有非常重要的事情跟你說。 - 我也是。
Do you realise what a wonderful thing has happened? 艾倫，你有沒有覺得 發生了最奇妙的事情？
The most beautiful thing has happened right under our noses. 艾倫，這世上最美妙的事情 就發生在我們的眼皮底下。
We've had a wonderful experience. Doesn't that surprise you? 我們的經歷非常奇妙。 那不讓你感到驚奇嗎？
You didn't have to leave books lying around, 你不用做任何事，你不用把 讀了一半的書攤得到處都是，
you didn't have to have on the proper music. 你不用為了選擇合適的 情調音樂而大傷腦筋。
I even saw you in your underwear with the days of the week on them. 我甚至見到了身穿內衣的你， 而那些內衣上寫有一星期的日子。
- We have to call it quits. - Yes, I know. - 琳達，我們必須就此收手。 - 是的，我知道。
- Pardon me? - Suddenly things became very clear. - 你說什麼？ - 突然之間，所有的事都變得非常清晰。
And when I asked myself if I really wanted to break off my marriage, 當我問我自己是否真的想要 擺脫我的婚姻，
the answer was no. I love Dick. 回答是不。我愛迪克。
Although someone as wonderful as you is very tempting, 儘管像你這樣棒的人 讓我感到倍受誘惑，
- I can't imagine life without him. - You can't? - 但是我不能想像沒有他的生活。 - 你不能嗎？
He needs me. In some unexplainable way, I need him. 他需要我，艾倫。出於某種 無法解釋的原因，我也需要他。
I know he needs you. 我知道他需要你。
This is the first time I've been affected by anyone besides Dick. 這是第一次除了迪克之外， 我受到了一個人的影響。
I'm already in love with you. 我已經愛上了你。
Unless we stop now, I won't be able to go back to him. 除非我們現在止步，不然的話 我會越陷越深，再也不可能回到他的身邊。
I don't regret a moment of what's happened 噢，對所發生的事， 我一刻也沒後悔過，因為…
because it's reaffirmed my feelings for Dick. 那在我身上的效果是， 讓我從新證實了我對迪克的感情。
Linda, I understand, really. 琳達，我理解，真的。
Sure? You're not just saying that to make things easy? 你肯定？你這樣說不是因為 想使事情變得容易一些吧？
I'm saying it because it's true. 不，我這樣說是因為這是事實。
We both know you belong to Dick. You're part of his work. 你我心裏都清楚你屬於迪克， 你是他工作的一部分，你就是他的動力。
If that plane leaves and you don't, you'll regret it. 如果等那架飛機離地，而你沒跟他在一起， 你將會後悔的。
Maybe not today or tomorrow but soon and for the rest of your life. 也許不在今天，也許不在明天， 但是很快，而且會後悔一輩子。
That's beautiful. 這太美了。
It's from Casablanca. 是《卡薩布蘭卡》裏的。
I waited my whole life to say it. 我一生都在等著說這句話。
I thought I saw you here. What's going on? 我想我看到你們在這兒。 出什麼事了？
You should know something before you two leave. 是有些事你應該知道， 在你們倆離開之前。
Us? You're coming with me? 我們倆？你要和我一起走嗎？
Nobody owes me any explanations. 聽著，你們不需要向我作任何解釋。
I'm going to anyway because it may mean something later on. 但我想作一些解釋， 因為這也許對你以後非常重要。
You said you thought Linda was having an affair. - 你說你認為琳達有了私情。 - 是的。
But she was at my house when you called. 但你不知道的是， 昨晚你打電話時，她在我家。
She came over to baby-sit with me because I was lonely. Right? 她是過來照看我的，因為我感到孤獨。 是不是這樣，琳達？
Yes. 是的。
Over the past weeks I've fallen in love with her. 在過去的幾個星期裏， 我已經愛上了她。
I hoped she felt the same way but all she could talk about was you. 我希望她也有同樣的感受。 我盡了最大的努力，但是她談到的只有你。
- I understand, Allan. - I hope you do. - 我理解，艾倫。 - 我希望你理解。
We better be going. 我們得走了。
I'll call you, Allan. 我會打電話給你，艾倫。
That was great. 那的確很棒。
You've really developed yourself a little style. 你…呃，你真的開始有點型了。
I do have a certain amount of style, don't I? 是啊，我真的有點型了，不是麼？
I guess you won't be needing me any more. 唔，我想你不再需要我了。
There's nothing I can tell you now that you don't already know. 現在沒有什麼東西是你不知道， 而我可以教給你的了。
I guess that's so. I guess the secret's not being you, it's being me. 我想也是。我想這秘訣就是 成為我自己，而不是成為你。
True, you're not too tall and kinda ugly 的確，你個子不算高，而且有點醜，
but I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. 但那又怎麼樣？我也足夠矮也足夠醜， 但我也能靠我自己取得成功。
Here's looking at you, kid. 那就看你的了，老弟。
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