# 哒 哒 哒吧哒 哒 哒 吧哒吧哒吧 # Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da, ba-da-ba-da-ba
# 哒 哒 哒吧哒 哒 哒 我们走 # Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da let's go!
# 我们同在 # We'll be there
# 一个眼神 一个微笑 一声赞许 如往常一样 # A wink and a smile and a great old time
# 我们同在 # Yeah, we'll be there
# 无论身处何处 快乐永远同在 # Wherever we are, there's some fun to be found
# 转过街角 我们同在 # We'll be there when you turn that corner
# 跳出树丛 # We'll jump out the bush
# 带着大大的熊笑 # With a big bear hug and a smile
# 我们同在 # We'll be there
度假
[ People clamoring excitedly ]
♪♪
病人在哪里 -[ Grunts ] -[ Sighs ] Where's the patient?
楼上 Upstairs.
看上去不太妙 It's not good.
[ Classical music plays ]
医生来了 先生 The doctor is here, sir.
还等什么呢 让他进来 What are you waiting for? Send him in.
[ Glugs ]
[ Coughs ]
医生 你得帮帮我 Oh, you gotta fix me, Doc.
- 和我说说你的情况吧 - 我感觉很糟糕 -Talk to me. -Well, I feel pretty awful.
我一会儿觉得热 I've been having, uh, hot flashes,
一会儿觉得冷 有时候有点头痛 cold flashes, light-headedness,
有时候头超痛 有的时候我心脏会骤停 heavy-headedness, and my heart has been doing
就不得不接受... this thing where it unexpectedly stops be--
[ Paddles hum ]
心脏除颤 Stops beating.
是啊 你确实有些不对劲 Yeah. It's not supposed to do that.
你的生活有出现什么可能会引起 Are there any recent changes in your life
这些症状的重大变化吗 that could be causing these problems?
好吧 我最近 Well, I've been getting pretty
在网上爆红 但是我... popular again on the Internet but I --
我的天啊 是他 是他 [ Screams ] -Oh my gosh, he's here!
大家快来啊 我找他的房间了 I--I -- guys, I found his room!
快来 快来 Up here! Come on!
[ People clamoring ]
这些粉丝快要把我逼疯了 These fans are driving me nuts!
自从我红了之后就没得到过片刻安宁 Ever since I've been trending, I can't get a moment of peace!
- 医生 我病得重吗 - 当然 Doc, is it bad? -Um, most definitely.
我希望你佩戴这个设备 I want you to wear this device.
它可以监控你的压力等级 It will monitor your stress levels,
当它响得很快的时候 and if it beeps too fast, you could experience
你可能会感到不适 比如觉得自己... some inconvenient symptoms like...
快死了 dying.
什么 真的吗 [ Stutters ] What, really?!
我建议你度个假休整一下 I recommend you take a vacation to help.
度假 A vacation?
你需要让自己 冷静下来 You need to isolate yourself from anything
远离任何 可能使病情恶化的事情 that could aggravate your condition.
没错 度假 Yeah, a vacation.
我需要远离这些粉丝 没错 Getting away from these fans is just what I need! Yes!
法默 给我订张 Farmer, get me a flight
桉树休闲中心的机票 我现在就出发 to the Eucalytpus Relaxation Center! I'll leave right now.
再也不用采访 拍照 No more interviews, no more photo-ops,
被疯狂的粉丝包围 no more crazed fans.
糯糯拉 -Nom Nom! -[ Screams ]
我的天呐 真的是你 Oh my gosh, it's really you! [ Device beeping ]
我...我一直从垃圾里 I-I-I've been collecting your nail clippings
收集你的指甲 out of the garbage, and I have a complete set
我快要收集到一套了 就差你的左手小指了 except for your left pinkie. [ Device beeping faster ]
所以我想问问 你能不能... So, I was hoping if you could just get a little --
交给我吧 先生 [ Grunts ] I've got this, sir.
等等 等等 等等 等等 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
糯糯 Nom Nom!
给我你的口水也是可以的 I'll settle for some spit!
这哥们藏在这多久了 How long was this dude hiding in here?
真不健康啊 That's just not healthy. [ Beeping slows down ]
我在自己房间的时候 这玩意都响个不停 How am I supposed to get to my vacation without beeping
怎么可能去度假 when I can't even leave my room?
没准你可以带个能提供精神支持的动物一起 Hm. Maybe you can take an emotional support animal.
精神... 什么 An -- an emotional what?
很多名人都养了精神支持的服务型动物 Lots of celebrities have emotional support animals
防止在旅行的时候出现焦虑 to deter stress when they travel.
好吧 只要能让我活下去 Hmm, well, if it keeps me alive,
我愿意尝试任何东西 I'll try anything at this point.
很好 以防万一 我已经带了一只 Good. I brought one just in case.
你可以进来了 You can come in now!
等...等等 那是 W--w--wait, is that...
不 不 不 不 不 不 No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[ Mouse squeaks ]
原来只是一只老鼠 [ Laughs ] Oh, it's just a mouse.
嘿 你好啊 糯糯拉 [ Mouse squeaks ] Hey, hey, Nom Nom!
[ "Psycho" theme plays ]
不会吧 怎么又是他 What?! No, not again! [ Groans ]
我们又在一起了 Ah, it's you and me again, bud!
多巧啊 What are the chances? [ Mouse squeaks ]
我觉得你家有鼠害了 糯糯 I think you have a mouse problem, Nom Nom.
其实 这是我的精神支持动物 Actually, this is my emotional support animal.
所以我才这么冷静 It's why I'm so calm.
我的命那么宝贵 怎么能交到他手上 My life is way too valuable to entrust to him!
- 他连资格证都没有吧 - 资格 He's probably not even certified! Certified?
好吧 他们培训了我一段时间 然后给了我这件马甲 Well, they gave me some training and this neat little vest.
听着老兄 你可能对我有偏见 Listen, man. I know you have some reservations,
但我保证 我百分之百能够 but I can guarantee I am 100% ready
胜任给予你精神支持的工作 to support the heck out of you!
行吧 [ Sighs ] Fine.
和我一起去度假吧 带上我的行李箱 Get me to my vacation. Grab my suitcase!
我不会让你失望的 Woo-hoo! I won't let you down, buddy.
记住 如果响得太快 他会死掉的 Remember, if he beeps too much, he'll die.
有钱人毛病真多 [ Scoffs ] Rich people problems.
♪♪
目前为止 还挺好 你觉得怎么样 So far, so good. How're you feeling, champ?
还行吧 我们走快点 Okay, I guess. Let's keep moving.
- 你好啊 - 啊 -Hey. -Aah!
我是不是在哪见过你 Don't I know you?
对了 你就是那只出名的考拉 Yeah, you're that famous koala.
没错 你叫什么来着 先别告诉我 让我想想 Yeah, yeah, what was your name? Oh, oh, don't tell me.
我能想起来的 I'm gonna figure it out. [ Device beeping ]
先别说 先别告诉我 怎么老是想不起来 Don't tell me, don't tell me. Ooh, this always happens!
开始响了 Oh no, the beeping! Huh?
♪♪
我能想起来的 两个字的 I'm gonna figure it out! Oh, it's two words. [ Device beeping faster ]
我不能呼吸了 我快不能呼吸了 [ Gasping ] Can't breathe. I can't breathe. Oh, it's at the tip of my tongue.
想起来了 [ Groans ] Oh, that's it!
- 你就是... - "我的老父亲" You're-- -My Pop Pop!
- 谁 - 没错 他就是我的老父亲 -Huh? -Yep, just my good, old dad.
他虽然不是什么名人 但他是我心中的大明星You know, he's not famous but he's a celebrity to me.
当然了 我很抱歉 Ooh. [ Chuckles ] Of course, I'm sorry.
吉米 你真是傻了 Oh, Jimmy, you goofball,
总想着你能偶遇什么大明星 thinking you see celebrities everywhere.
我真不敢相信这居然有用 I can't believe that worked.
好了 我们在浪费时间 快走吧 All right, we're wasting time. Let's go!
好的 大兄弟 You got it, buddy.
♪♪
下一位 Next.
通过检查 下一位 You're good. Next.
[ Metal detector beeps ]
先生 你携带了什么金属制品吗 Sir, do you have any metal possessions on you?
没有 只有我和我的小背心 No, just me and my little vest.
好的 请您再走一遍 All right. Try again.
大大 -Aah! -Huh? Grizz?
先生 别忘了您的钱包... Oh, sir, don't forget your wall -- oh, oops.
真是抱歉... 糯糯拉 Sorry about that, sir -- Nom Nom?
等等 Wait a minute. [ Device beeping ]
不会吧 Oh, no.
有时候东西会卡在我身上 但是应该不是 Stuff gets stuck sometimes, but I don't think it -- huh?
-[ Annoyed ] Mm-hmm. -[ Chuckles nervously ]
肯定是因为这个小东西才响的 我现在再过一遍 That must have been it. I'll just go on through, now.
[ Groans ]
好吧 看来我们必须要 All right. Looks like we're going to have to do
进一步检查了 a more thorough search.
我听过这个名字 I know this name. [ Beeping continues ]
好熟悉啊 It's so familiar. -[ Whimpers ]
好多头皮屑啊 Whoa. There's so much dandruff.
这是个扳手吗 Is this a wrench?
不会吧 No, it can't be.
我可得上网查查 Gotta look this up online.
[ Hyperventilating ]
好了 再给你一次机会 All right, one more chance.
- 千万别想着金属 - 没问题 Don't even think about metal. -No problem. Okay.
我绝对不会想起金属的 Uh, I'm not even going to think about metal.
我就想着...呃... 一根香蕉 I'm just going to think about, um, uh, a banana.
一根又香又甜的香蕉 Just a nice, sweet banana.
开始剥皮了 Oh, it's starting to peel.
天呐 里面是金属 金属香蕉 Oh gosh! Metal banana! Metal banana! [ Evil laugh ]
我想着金属了 [ Screams ] Aah, I thought about metal.
没事了 你可以走了 All right. You're good to go.
太好了 谢谢 Uh. Cool. Thanks.
我知道了 -[ Whimpering ] -[ Gasps ] I knew it!
你就是那只很出名的考拉糯... You're the famous kaola Nom-- huh?
谢谢你 警官 Thank you, officer.
我们不能误机 We can't miss this flight!
27B 登机口已关闭 Gate 27B is now closing.
不 等等 求你 [ Both panting ] No, wait. Please.
你一定要打开这扇门让我们登机 You have to open that door and let me on!
- 登机口已经关闭了 - 我当然知道 -The gate is now closed. -I know it's closed.
- 打开它 - 求你了 Open it! -Ma'am, please.
我们一定要赶上那班飞机 It's really important that we get on this plane.
很抱歉 先生 旅客登机通道已经关闭了 No, I'm sorry, sir. Passenger boarding has now ended.
就不能破例吗 为了我这个英俊的小伙子和他年迈的老父亲 Can't you make an exception for a handsome boy and his old papa?
我很抱歉 先生 我不能这么做 I'm sorry, sir. I can't do that.
只有在紧急情况下才能再次打开登机口 [ Growls ] The gate can only be opened in case of an emergency.
看过来 女士 你想要紧急情况吗 Look here, lady. You want an important emergency?
- 你知道我是谁吗 - 爸爸 等等 You know what I am?! -Dad! Wait!
我就是那只网络上最出名的考拉... I'm the famous Internet sensation...
糯糯拉 [ Intercom squawks ] [echoing] Nom Nom!
Uh-oh.
♪♪
[ Baby smacking ]
现在 不要轻举妄动 Okay. No sudden moves.
听我口令 我们... When I say the word, we...
快跑 run!
[ Indistinct yelling ]
# 总有一天我会找到你 # ♪ Gonna catch you one day
# 走向你的心房 # ♪ Till I find my way to you
# 总有一天我会找到你 # ♪ Gonna catch you one day
# 我无法抗拒 # ♪ That's just something that I do ♪
# 我会悄悄接近你 # ♪ I'll try and sneak up real soon ♪
# 就唱着这首歌 # ♪ Meanwhile I'm singin' this tune ♪
# 就想和你在一起 # ♪ I just wanna be with you
糯糯拉 Benny: Nom Nom? [ Both scream ]
等等 等等 求你了 Wait! Wait! Wait! Please!
我只想要个签名 I just want an autograph.
- 求求你了 - 怎么了 Please, I beg you! Huh?
他往那边跑了 He went that way.
[ Panting ]
# 能否给我签名 # ♪ Can I get an autograph
# 或者一两张自拍 # Or maybe just a selfie or two ?
# 我只想和你在一起 # ♪ I just wanna be with you
先生 你不能走这... 先生 Sir, you can't go in... Sir!
# 我只想和你在一起 # ♪ I just wanna be with you
嘿 快来这里 Hey, over here!
快来 Hey, come on!
[ Shouts ]
[ Indistinct yelling ]
快点 快点 快点 -[ Moans ] -Come on! Come on! Come on!
去桉树休闲中心 Uh, to the Eucalyptus Relaxation Center!
好的 请系好安全带 我们马上起飞 You got it. And put your seat belts on, we're talking off!
糯糯拉 我爱你 Whoa! -Nom Nom! I love you!
[ Screaming ]
[ Crowd clamoring ]
♪♪
刚刚可真是太危险了 Phew. Man, that was close.
我快要死了 [ Gasping ] I'm dying. [ Device beeping ]
[ Camera shutter clicks ] Aah!
我爱你 糯糯 I love you, Nom Nom!
真是个疯子 [ Scoffs ] What a nutjob.
你的工作就是 [ Growls ] You're supposed to keep those
让那些疯子离我远点 做好你的工作 crazies away from me! Do your job!
我怎么了 我已经尽力了 What? Hey! I tried my best!
抱歉 刚刚冲你发脾气了 Oh, sorry. Just lost my temper there.
我真是... 太不像一只精神支持动物了 That was very unlike an emotional support animal.
把你的手从我身上拿开 -Get your hands off me! -Whoa!
我想我们现在安全了 Okay, I think we're good now.
你们在后面还好吗 You guys doing okay back there?
我还好吗 我看上去像没事的样子吗 Am I okay?! Do I look okay to you?!
我看着... 你确实挺好 You sure do look fi--ine to me.
嚯啦 糯糯拉 我终于有机会和你单独相处了 Ta-da! Finally, some time alone with you, Nom Nom.
- 是你 - 你认识这个家伙吗 -Aah! You?! -You know this guy?
是我 Yeah. It's me.
现在 快把你的指甲给我 Now, please give me that pinkie fingernail.
不 离我远点 怪胎 No! Get away from me, you weirdo!
[ Lightning strikes ] Aah!
发生什么了 [ Airplane engine stops ] What was that?
[ Airplane bangs ] [ All shouting ]
我觉得我们可能被击中了 Aah. I think we're hit! [ Device beeping rapidly ]
那是什么意思 我们会死吗 What does that mean? Are we going to die?
[ Shouts ]
[ Screaming ]
我真的很抱歉 我让你失望了 I'm so sorry, man! I let you down!
我就是想帮帮你 你太酷了 I just wanted to help you because you're so cool.
我只是想变得和你一样酷 I just wanted to be cool like you.
不敢相信我就这么坠落了 [ Screams ] I can't believe I'm going down like this!
这样很美啊 伙计 That was beautiful, man.
我也觉得糯糯超酷 I feel the same way about Nom Nom.
- 先别管这事了 - 好 好 -Stay out of this! -Okay. Okay.
天啊 Yeesh.
防冲击姿势 Brace for impact!
就这样了吗 [ Shouts ] This is it!
谢谢你出现在我的生命中 Thanks for having me in your life!
很抱歉 我下辈子会做得更好的 And I'm so sorry! I'll be better in my next life!
别这样 你什么都没搞砸 [ Shouts ] Stop! You didn't ruin anything!
你可能是我唯一真正的朋友了 You were pretty much the only real friend I had!
我爱你 大大 I love you, Grizz!
什... Wha--
[ Airplane tires screech ] Huh?
[ Beeping stops ]
发... 发生什么了 Oh, what--what happened?
欢迎来到桉树休闲中心 伙计们 Uh, welcome to the Relaxation Center, folks.
糯糯 你说的话让我好感动 Oh, Nom Nom, it was so nice what you said.
- 你是认真的吗 - 让我出去 Did you mean it? -Ugh. Get me out of here.
别挡道 Out of my way! [ Grunts ]
他真美 He's so beautiful.
哈哈哈 我还活着 -Hm? -[ Laughs ] I'm alive!
我还活着 I'm alive! Mwah!
老兄 你能当他的宠物真是太幸运了 Man, you're so lucky to be his pet.
精神支持... 好吧 这不重要 Emotional support -- oh, it doesn't matter anymore.
他刚刚说的是认真的吗 Did he mean what he said?
天呐 他刚刚说了什么 [ Gasps ] Oh my gosh! What did he say?!
好了 我现在该放松了 All right. Time for me to relax now!
再见了 蠢蛋们 Sayonara, suckers!
继续你们悲惨的命运吧 Good luck with your miserable lives.
[ Evil laugh ]
注意别太大压力啊 Make sure you don't stress out too much, man!
[ Sighs ]
嘿 你愿意和我一起吗 Hey. Would you like to join me?
我... 我没想到你会这么问 [ Gasps ] I thought -- I thought you'd never ask!
- 当然 当然 - 不是你 笨蛋 Yes! Yes! -Not you, you bozo!
我可能需要精神支持动物的帮助 I could use a little help from my emotional support animal.
我会再订一间房的 I'll book another room or whatever.
真的吗 太棒了 你不会后悔做出这个决定的 Really?! Whoo-hoo! Dude, you're not going to regret this.
因为我绝对能 'Cause I'm going to emotionally support
给予你精神支持的 糯糯 the heck out of you, Nom Nom.
再见了 -Bye. -Huh?
谢谢你 虽然你什么都没做 [ Spits ] Thanks for nothing, man.
你真是个糟糕的飞行员 You're a terrible pilot!
天呐 太谢谢您了 [ Laughs ] Oh my gosh! Thank you so much.
我真不敢相信 I can't believe this!
我再也不想看见你了 I don't want to see you ever again!
快来 我们走吧 Come on, let's go.
所以 他们这里吃什么呀 So, what kind of food they got here?
自助餐吗 这里会不会有滑水道 Buffet? Have they got a waterslide?
- 这里到底有多少台电视 - 肯定每个频道都能看 How many TVs will there be? I bet they have every channel.
你觉得我们能睡上下铺吗 Do you think we can get a bunk bed?
我可能喊我兄弟们来吗 Oh, hey. Can I tell my brothers to come?