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我很荣幸地宣布今年"花魁"得主 It's an honor to announce this year's Blossom Queen winner.
女孩子一辈子中最重要的冠冕 The most important crown that any girl can ever wear.
怪诞俏女郎
迪伦·尚恩费徳 Dylan Schoenfield.
- 迪伦 - 谢谢 - Dylan. - Thanks.
迪伦 Dylan.
- 迪伦! - 是 加恩里校长 - Dylan! - Yes, Principal Guthrie?
这是"花魁"比赛的申请表 The Blossom Queen campaign application.
- 噢 - 在这签个名吧 - Oh. - I need your signature.
噢 谢谢 Oh, thanks.
下一位 Ahem. Next.
今年必定会很精彩 This year's going to be "fantastique",
- 知道为什么吗? - 为什么? - Know why? - Why?
因为一旦我当上花魁 Because once I'm crowned Blossom Queen,
我就能成为沃兰兹学院最受欢迎的女生 I will be the most popular girl at Woodlands Academy ever.
在楼下上课 Class is downstairs.
戏剧社的票很容易得到 Drama Club. Easy votes,
他们喜欢我戏剧性的天赋 they like my dramatic flair.
噢 上学期由我负责的学妹们 Oh, the very shirt I introduced last semester.
小喽喽 容易得手的票 Followers. Easy votes.
电影社的书呆子 Film Club nerds.
- 你对他们来说就像电影明星 - 绝对的 - You're like a movie star to them. - Totes.
摇滚乐狂徒 Indie rock wannabes.
吉他是怎么一回事啊? 真以为是篝火夜啊 What's with the guitars, people? This isn't a campfire.
我真不敢相信你曾是艾米·罗布卢的朋友 I can't believe you used to be friends with Amy Loubalu.
哎呀 是没错 Alas, it's true.
那是我认识你俩前的事 Until I traded up to you two.
迪伦 Dylan.
我听你的意见剪了个鲍伯头 I took your suggestion and got my hair cut into a bob.
太可爱了 Definitely cuted up.
看到没? 大家知道我在乎他们 See? People know I care.
票真容易得手 Easy vote.
但妮可·帕德森呢? But what about Nicole Paterson?
她是你最大的竞争对手 She's major competition.
萝拉和汉娜视我为领袖 Lola and Hannah see me as their leader
身为领袖绝不能曝短 and a leader should never show weakness.
否则将会很"糟糕" That would be "mauvais".
那是法语"恶心"的意思 That's French for "ew."
不管怎样 What and ever.
一个优秀的参选者都喜欢竞争 A good candidate likes competish.
如果我顺利地赢了比赛 那多无聊 If I ran for Blossom Queen unopposed and won, boring.
况且只有我能坐在食堂前端用膳 And who has the number one seat on The Ramp?
嗨 Dude, hey.
噢 看呀 亚瑟帮我占了位置 Oh, look, Asher's holding it for me.
噢 真贴心 Oh. So sweet.
噢 天啊 Oh, my.
噢! Oh!
你... 你个怪胎! You... You geek!
这可是名牌! This is designer!
不 这只是金枪鱼面条 No, it's tuna noodle casserole.
你太让人倒胃口 You are so gross.
"倒胃口"这词是单音节发音 Gross is just one syllable.
我真不敢相信 像我这样受欢迎的人 I can't believe that popular people like me are forced
居然被迫和你这种书呆子呼吸同样的空气 to share the same air as nerd herders like you.
什么? 被迫和我呼吸同样的空气? What? Forced to share the same air as me?
好吧 你喷那么浓的香水 Okay, you wear so much perfume,
甚至需要防毒面具才能生存 you need a gas mask just to survive.
看着 Watch.
这可是昨天的面条 Is this yesterday's fettuccine Alfredo
- 回收再利用? - 不准拍照 - recycled? - No paparazzi.
噢 Oh.
真甜蜜 So sweet.
噢 上帝 噢 Oh, my. Oh!
你... 你个怪胎! You... You geek!
这可是名牌 This is designer!
不 这只是金枪鱼面条 No, it's tuna noodle casserole.
你太让人倒胃口 You are so gross.
"倒胃口"是单音节发音的 Gross is just one syllable.
噢! Oh!
真精彩 That's classic.
看看你对我朋友做了什么好事 Look what you did to my friends.
但我没有... - But I didn't...
我真不敢相信像我这样受欢迎的人 I can't believe that popular people like me are forced
居然被迫和你这种书呆子呼吸同样的空气 to share the same air as nerd herders like you.
噢! Ugh!
我比较喜欢"电影怪胎"的称呼 I prefer the term "film geek."
噢! Ugh!
他们真得好好练练 They must practice that.
卡萨布兰卡 由科兹执导 Casablanca, Curtiz is the director.
这部电影捧红了英格·伯曼 It also stars Ingrid Bergman,
彼得·罗里和克劳德·芮恩 Peter Lorre and Claude Rains.
这是博加特最好的电影? 我才不同意 As Bogart's best film? I fully disagree.
非洲女王号 卡特琳娜·哈勃为女主角 The African Queen, with Katharine Hepburn,
强尼·修得瑟执导 directed by John Huston.
那部电影是个奇迹 I mean, it's miraculous.
我是说 它太让人无法置信... 嗨! I mean, it's unbelievable. Hi.
噢 看呐 电影社的主席终于出现了 Oh, look. Film Club president finally decided to show up.
抱歉 我被"戏剧天后"给耽搁了 Sorry, guys. I got stuck in traffic on the diva freeway.
你的午餐呢? Where's your lunch?
在迪伦·尚恩费徳身上 Dylan Schoenfield's wearing it.
对 我的食物去了凡人去不了的地方 Yeah, my food went where no mere mortal has ever gone before.
食堂前端 The Ramp.
你需要通行证才能进去 You need a passport to go in there.
通行证? 你需要一整支机器人军队 Passport? You need a robot army.
同时具备八十三级的"屠龙"技能 With level 83 "Dragon Slayer" skills.
好吧 说真的 那里是另一个外星世界 Okay, guys, seriously, it's a whole other alien world.
一个神秘的种族 A mystery species.
我们不会了解那些"校园红人" We'll never fully understand the Populars
和他们怪异的相处模式 and the way their strange vortex works.
好吧 你到底发明了什么? Okay, what are you inventing now?
人工智能的西洋棋 Artificial Intelligence chess.
嗨 艾米 Hey, Amy.
那个吉他盒很帅气 That's a cool guitar case.
不要再做梦了 伙伴 Never gonna happen, friend.
兄弟 谢谢你泼冷水 Thanks for the support, pal.
乔什 仔细算算 Calculate this, Josh.
你从三年级开始就开始喜欢艾米 You've been crushing on Amy Loubalu since third grade.
我们是初中生 We're juniors.
减去暑假 大概有2268个上学日 That's approximately 2,268 school days, minus summer breaks,
你大可以约她出去 但你没有 that you could have asked her out and haven't.
我可以跟你出去 I'd go out with you.
兄弟 我没有时间约会 好吗? Guys, I don't have time for dating, okay?
普吉特湾电影节就在六星期之后 The Puget Sound Film Festival is only six weeks away.
这是我们最好的机会 And he's our school's best shot
能够成为全区电影社之首 at total domination of the city's student film scene.
- 你最好赢 - 不 我必须赢 - You better win. - No. I gotta win.
冠军奖品是去好莱坞参加电影交流营 Okay, first prize is a summer at a Hollywood film camp in Los Angeles.
我要做一个惊天地泣鬼神的纪录片 All right, I wanna make this groundbreaking documentary
改变一切 that truly changes the bar.
- 凭着这部纪录片 - 我爱你 - You know, a film that establishes me - I love you.
打响我电影界奇才的名号 As the next cinematic genius.
那 这部纪录片要拍什么内容? So, what's the documentary about?
还不知道 No idea.
你不知道 You have no idea.
想跟我出去约会吗? So wanna go out with me?
- 什么...? - 不 - What...? - No.
进来 Come in.
F老师? Mr. F.?
噢 乔什 Oh, Josh.
这是我的申请表 Brought my application.
我的得意门生... 不错 不错 My favorite student and great, great.
我喜欢 I like this.
我已经迫不及待想要听你的想法 I can't wait to see what my star student has come up with, huh?
那是一部科幻记录片关于 It's a documentary about the evolution of robot voices
机器人声音变革? in the science-fiction genre?
是啊 你知道在科幻电影里 Yeah. You know how no two robots
不曾有声音一模一样的机器人? ever sound the same in any sci-fi movie?
我是说 现在是"我是机器人" You know, you have your, "I am a robot."
而未来可能变成... Then you have these futuristic, like:
乔什 你的题目是机器人声音? Josh, your artistic vision is robot voices?
对 F老师 我实在很纠结 Yeah. Mr. F., I'm struggling here.
我... 我有很多好点子 但没一个能用上 I... I've got all these great ideas, but none of them are good enough.
你是真的想赢得好莱坞之旅 对吗? You really would like to win that trip to Hollywood film camp, huh?
胜过一切 More than anything.
那么挑战你自己 乔什 Then challenge yourself, Josh.
选一个你能够发挥到极限的纪录片主题 Choose a documentary subject matter where you stretch your limits.
探索新领域 找出真相 Explore new territory, discover the truth.
比起机器人 不如试一下真人? How about, instead of robots, a human subject?
真人 A human.
好吧 极具挑战性 真实的人 Okay, so challenging, truthful, but human.
- 我懂了 - 没错 - Got it. - Right.
好了 明天把新的申请表拿来 Now, I will need a real proposal by tomorrow.
否则 我就得把名额让给其他同学了 Otherwise, I will have to give our school's slot to another student.
好的 Okay.
不 我绝对不能接受减价 No, I am not taking a dollar less than listing price.
那太好了 我马上把文档发过去 Well, that's great. I can have the paperwork sent right over.
很好 晚点联系 Great. Talk to you soon.
亲爱的 你觉得怎样? Well, sweetie, what do you think?
我们该把这里改建成蛋糕店 Do we turn this place into a Sparkles Cupcakes
还是材料库呢? or Accessories Barn?
爸爸 那些在仓库里买配件的人 Dad, anyone who buys their accessories in a barn
简直是"悲催" is totes tragique.
考虑到魅力指数 我更喜欢蛋糕店 I vote for cupcakes, gives it more of a glam factor.
这就是我找你当首席顾问的原因 And that is why you're my top advisor.
你知道吗? 我等下要回公司参加会议 You know what? I am gonna have to head back to the office for a late meeting.
无所谓 噢 我要借用一下你的销售小组 Whatevs. Oh, I need to borrow your marketing team.
销售小组? 为什么? Marketing team? Why?
花魁比赛 那很重要 Blossom Queen. It's essential.
我需要签名 小册子 大头照 I need signs, brochures, headshots.
噢 绝对不行 Oh, well, absolutely not.
但妮可·帕德森有学生会 But Nicole Paterson has the whole varsity
和学校足球队帮她做竞选海报 and JV football team making posters for her campaign.
对 不过你比她更有谋略 Yes, and you have ingenuity.
如果你想赢 你得靠自己实力 If you wanna win, you need to do this on your own.
你是个聪明的女孩 You're a smart girl.
你得靠"靴带"把自己提起来 Gotta pull yourself up
(靠自己力量) by your bootstraps.
是 我是艾伦 Yes, this is Alan.
靴带? 什么意思啊? Bootstraps? What does that even mean?
呃 我是说 靴子有拉链 Um, hello, boots have zippers.
我当然知道 上星期我去鞋店试了十七双靴子 I should know, I tried on 17 pairs at Shoes Unlimited last week
最后买回家的十六双靴子都没有靴带 and none of the 16 pairs I bought had straps.
收讯不好? Bad reception?
对... 我... 呃... Yeah, I, well...
老兄 说真的 它不能退货 Dude, seriously, this is not refundable.
这样吧 你下次买手机打八折 Tell you what, here's 20 percent off on your next phone.
谢谢 Thanks.
这是进口皮革 It's imported leather.
从哪儿进的货? Imported from where?
某个运费昂贵的国家 懂吗? Somewhere foreign with lots of shipping costs, duh?
对 可能是意大利 是吧? Yeah, probably Italy, duh?
蜜蜂? Bee?
蜜蜂 我的老天 一只蜜蜂 Bee. Oh, my gosh, a bee.
蜜蜂 蜜蜂 噢! Bee. Bee. Oh!
噢 不 噢 老天 Oh, no. Oh, my God.
停下来 噢 天啊 Stop. Oh, my gosh.
噢 老天 Oh, my.
噢! 噢 不 噢 天啊 Oh! Oh, no. Oh, my gosh.
我的钱包 My purse.
谁能帮帮忙 Help. Somebody help.
找个人关掉喷泉开关 Someone turn the fountain off.
快点 赶快 Chop-chop.
帮帮忙 我的钱包 啊! Help. Help me, my purse. Ah!
这可是名牌 It's a Serge Sanchez.
有人能帮我吗? 找个人关掉喷泉 Will somebody help me? Someone turn the fountain off.
法利老师说我的电影主题应该是人 Mr. Farley said that my movie subject should be human.
迪伦·尚恩费徳是人类 Dylan Schoenfield's human.
至少有几分像 Sort of.
她对我来说绝对是项挑战 She's definitely a challenge.
大挑战 Big challenge.
找个人马上关掉喷泉 马上 Someone turn off the fountain, now.
他们为什么都不听我的? Why aren't they listening to me?
把你的手机给我 Give me your phone.
- 你要打给谁? - 警察局 - Who are you calling? - 911.
那是今天午餐时的怪胎 It's that geek from lunch today.
他在拯救你的钱包 He's saving your purse.
什么? What?
等等 等等 等一等 Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
开玩笑吧? Really?
噢 Oh.
唷! Ugh!
噢! Ew!
- 什么? - 加油 沃兰兹学子 - What? - Go, Woodlands.
投帕德森一票 Vote Paterson.
进口皮革需要专门干洗 Imported leather needs specialty cleaning.
当我的手机湿了 我... When my cell phone got wet, I...
我的"谢尔盖·桑切斯" My Serge Sanchez.
你替你的包包命名? You named your purse?
不能那么快给你 Not so fast.
我有一项提议 I have a proposal for you.
无论是什么 我的回答是不 没门 Whatever it is, the answer is NO, spells no way.
我能至少把提议说出来吗? Can I at least propose the proposal first?
我希望你能当我电影里的主角 I want you to star in my movie for the film festival.
噢 什么? 主角? Oh, what? Star?
呃 那是... 关于什么的电影? Uh, what's it...? What's it about?
你和你的生活 You. Your life.
我是说 校园红人和竞选花魁的生活 You know, what it's like to be popular
是怎样的? and run for Blossom Queen?
妮可·帕德森有海报和胸章 Nicole Paterson might have buttons and posters,
但有什么能和电影比? but what's that compared to a movie?
尤其当我是主角时 Especially if it's about me.
成交 Deal.
只要你不戴这个 Once you lose this.
成交 Deal.
比赛开始变得白热化 The competition just got serious.
比赛对我来说一直很白热化 It's always been serious for me.
泰德? Thad?
明天 午餐时间 在餐厅 Tomorrow. Lunch. The dining hall.
我们可以试着拍我的电影 We can start filming my movie then.
事实上 那是我的电影 Actually, it's my movie.
我的鞋子呢? Where are my shoes?
谢尔盖 你需要心肺复苏术 You need some major CPR, Serge.
玛尔塔 Marta.
我需要人帮忙提东西 I need help carrying.
玛尔塔? Marta?
迪伦 我去看牙医了 晚餐在冰箱里 Dylan, went to dentist, dinner's in the fridge.
爱你的 玛尔塔 Love, Marta.
你会变得焕如一新的 谢尔盖 You'll be as good as new, Serge.
艾米上传了一张迪伦的照片 Amy posted a picture of Dylan.
什么? What?
她怎么能这么做? Why'd she do that?
当我和艾米赢得二年级科学展时 My mom took that photo
我妈帮我俩拍的照片 when Amy and I won the second grade science fair,
当我们还是闺蜜的时候 back when we were besties.
妈妈就在那一年去世的 Mom died later that same year.
有时候我喜欢翻看她的遗物 Sometimes I like to look through her old stuff.
感觉起来 她放佛还在我身边 Makes me feel like I'm still with her.
乔什 是你吗? Josh, is that you?
不是 妈妈 是个碰巧有前门钥匙的小偷 No, Mom, it's a burglar who just happens to have keys to the front door.
嗨 莫斯 你在对谁吠呢? 伙计? Hey, Mouse. Who'd you bark at today, buddy?
对着谁叫唤呢? Who'd you bark at today?
你今天对谁吠呢? Who'd you bark at today?
噢 很好 你真是个乖孩子 Oh, yes, you're a good boy.
我们走 快点 快跟上 Let's go. Come on. Come on.
快点 快跟上我 快点 Come on. Look at me. Come on.
快点儿 Come on.
你也是 Same to you, I think.
嗨 你知道吗? 我找到纪录片的新主题了 Hey, guess what? I found my new documentary subject.
迪伦·尚恩费徳 Dylan Schoenfield.
- 噢 那太好了 宝贝 - 是啊 - Oh, that is wonderful, hon. - Yeah.
- 他是谁? - 是她 妈妈 - Who is he? - She, Mom.
- 噢 - 学校里最受欢迎的女孩之一 - Oh. - One of the most popular girls at school.
我准备跟着她 拍摄她竞选花魁冠军的全过程 I was gonna follow her around, shoot her Blossom Queen campaign.
我打算来个"校园红人"黑幕大揭秘 I'm thinking a hard-hitting exposition on popularity.
嗯 好吧 听上去像是个大工程 Huh. Well, that sounds like an ambitious project.
是啊 说到工程 妈妈 那是什么? Yeah. Speaking of projects, Mom, what is that?
上寿司课学的 我正在做辣味儿的龙卷 Sushi-making class. I am making a spicy dragon roll.
很不错... Great.
好吧 就是这样 There we go. That's that.
噢 不 我的豆面酱 Oh, no, my miso.
嘿 妈妈 我们不如叫外卖披萨 如何? Hey, Mom, you just wanna phone in for pizza instead?
噢 好吧 Oh, yes.
这样好多了 So much better.
不 不 不 不要啊 别动... No. No, no, no. Give me...
快去抓住它 Go and get him.
嗨 保罗 我是桑迪 Hey. Paul, it's Sandy.
噢 我喜欢这个提案 嗯? Oh, I like this, huh?
校园红人大揭秘 An exposition on popularity.
是啊 是你要我挑战自己 Yeah. You told me to challenge myself
而恰好迪伦·尚恩费徳是一个巨大的挑战 and Dylan Schoenfield's proving to be a big challenge.
别忘了我还说了什么 Don't forget what else I said.
- 挖掘真相? - 没错 - Seek out the truth, huh? - Right.
最棒的纪录片导演是不会先入为主 The best documentarians leave their preconceived notions at the door.
嗯... Uh...
您说的太对了 F先生 的确 Totally, Mr. F., yeah.
迪伦·尚恩费徳 哼? Dylan Schoenfield, huh?
"红人"这个主题会比你想象中的复杂许多 Popularity could turn out to be more complicated than you think.
欢迎加入竞选 乔什 Welcome to the competition, Josh.
下一步 好莱坞 怎么样? next stop Hollywood, huh?
- 好啊 - 一步一步行动起来 - Yeah. - Little bit of the action.
嗨 你准备好开始了吗? Hey. You ready to start?
- 差不多了 拿着 - 嗯 - Almost. Hold this. - Mm.
首先 我们定些硬性规定 First, some ground rules.
第一 我们需要制定严密的拍摄时间表 One, we need to set a strict filming schedule.
除了拍摄时间外 不要跟着我 No hanging around me before or after.
当然了 你以为我想啊 Sure. Like I'd want to.
第二 我需要美容经费 Two, I need a beauty budget.
50美元一周应该够了 So $50 a week should suffice.
美容经费? Beauty budget?
我每天只有5块的午餐费 I only get $5 a day for lunch.
第三 不能拍我的左脸 绝对不行 Three, no filming from my left side. Ever.
左侧不好看 看到没? It's my bad side, see?
看上去没差 你总是这么难伺候吗? They're exactly the sa... Are you always this high-maintenance?
让自己看起来漂亮并不是难伺候 It is not high-maintenance to want to look nice.
好了 我好了 Voila, now I'm done.
嗨 你不要午餐了吗? Hey, don't you want this?
噢 你可以它放到我的餐位上 Oh, you can just set it down at my seat.
台阶上吗? The Ramp?
是啊 不然还会是哪里? Duh, where else would we eat lunch?
迪伦? Dylan?
我们正在拍一部电影 We're shooting a movie.
借过 Excuse me.
怪胎迈出的一小步 One small step for geeks.
是怪胎们的一大步 One giant leap for geek-kind.
还没到时候 Not now.
为什么你那么坚持要当选花魁? Why so determined to be Blossom Queen?
因为这是确保终身受欢迎的最好方式 Because it's the best way to ensure lifelong popularity.
你不是已经很受欢迎了吗? Aren't you already popular?
问你个问题 阳光柠檬汁做广告吗? Let me ask you this, does Sunshine Lemonade advertise?
是的 他们拍摄水上滑板企鹅的广告 Yeah, they have the commercials with the waterskiing penguins.
噢 我喜欢企鹅 Oh, I like the penguins.
阳光品牌已经是第一了 他们不需要做广告 Sunshine is already number one. They don't need to advertise.
他们做广告是为了维持第一 懂了吗? But they do it to stay number one. Get it?
- 懂了 - 很好 - Got it. - Good.
大家都以为 成为受欢迎的女孩是很容易的事 Everyone thinks it's so easy being the popular girl.
一点也不简单 It's so not easy.
姐妹们 这是我的电影 Girls, this is moi's movie.
如果他们想要补充什么 没问... If they wanna add something, that's fin...
但是受欢迎并不容易 But being popular is so not easy.
就像王室成员 或者第一夫人一样难 It's like royalty. Or being the first lady.
你必须合乎难以达到的完美标准 You have to live up to impossible standards of beauty
并且能够带来正面的影响 and you're expected to be a good influence.
就像我帮助没那么幸运的人一样 Like I help out the less fortunate.
噢 你从事慈善? Oh, you have a charity.
完全正确 帮助没有时尚品味的人 Absolument, fashion victims.
汉娜 这条黄色围巾让你黯然失色 Hannah, the yellow scarf you're wearing is washing you out.
来 Here.
换上我的围巾 Wear mine instead.
看到没? 我为她牺牲了自己的形象 See? I just sacrificed my own outfit for hers.
但是很值得 But it was worth it.
噢! Oh!
乔什 Josh.
对不起 Sorry.
噢! Oh!
嗨 Hey.
如果你是完美的人 If you're a ten,
就只能和像亚瑟一样完美的人约会 you can only date a ten, like Asher.
- 要来看我的排球比赛吗? - 嗯 - Coming to watch me play volleyball? - Mm-hm.
迪伦 他挡住你的光了 Dylan, he's blocking your light.
怎么会有个书呆子在这里? Why is there a talking nerd here?
亚瑟 是这样的 Asher, we downloaded this.
乔什在拍摄我赢得花魁冠军的电影 Josh is making a movie about me winning Blossom Queen.
友善点行吗? Play nice?
这会和我的排球比赛冲突吗? Does it mess with my volleyball sched?
噢 不会的 我们会安排好时间 Oh, never. We'll work around it.
好了 谢谢 Got it. Thank you.
这就是你放学后做的事? So this is what you do after school?
消费促进经济增长 Shopping improves the economy.
噢 真体贴 Oh, how thoughtful.
我也知道 好吗? 我很替他人着想 I know, right? I care.
好吧 从科学角度来看 Right. So in a scientific sense,
"受欢迎"会有什么效果? how does popularity work?
其他的花魁候选人也...? Are the other Blossom Queen candidates...?
受欢迎有很多种 There are levels of popularity.
当选学生理事会会长 Anywhere from student-council-president popular
只会受父母欢迎 to only popular with your parents.
当然 妮可是受欢迎的拉拉队队长 Sure, Nicole's cheerleader popular,
但她有达到花魁的水准吗? but is she Blossom Queen popular?
我深表怀疑 Doubtful.
那怎么提升受欢迎的等级呢? So how does one move up this social scale of popularity?
方法之一就是期待它和你沾上边 Well, one way is hoping it'll rub off on you.
受欢迎是会传染的 Popularity's contagious.
什么? 像感冒一样吗? What? Like a cold?
对的 Duh.
这就是为什么汉娜和萝拉争着成为我的闺蜜 It's why Hannah and Lola battle to be my better friend.
她们之所以受欢迎是因为我 Their popularity comes from mine.
- 395除去6.5%的购物税 - 呃 - Six-point-five percent sales tax on 395... - Um...
是25.67美元 Twenty-five sixty-seven.
不要 要了 要了 要了 Hate it, have it, have it, have it,
要了 不要 我来试几双玩玩 have it, hate it, I'll try some on just for fun.
你需要多少双鞋? How many shoes do you need?
一天一双 干吗? 你有多少双? One pair for each day of the year. Why, how many do you own?
如你所见 You're looking at them.
是啊 真是悲惨 Clearly. Totes tragique.
你还要逛多久? So how long's this gonna take?
这里不许拍摄 No filming in here.
嘿 你们可以告诉我关于迪伦的事了 Hey, here's your chance to tell me something about Dylan.
噢 比如说? Oh. Like what?
比如说你们真的是因为她才受欢迎吗? Like does your popularity really come from hers?
我们也许没有迪伦那样受欢迎 We may not be as popular as Dylan,
但我们知道一些内幕 but we do know some stuff.
比如说 当迪伦达不到目的时 Like, when Dylan doesn't get her way,
她就会开启DQM模式 she goes full-on DQM.
扮演女王的模式 Drama queen mode.
亚瑟会和迪伦约会只是因为她很崇拜他 And Asher only dates Dylan because she worships him.
亚瑟喜欢被人崇拜的感觉 And Asher loves being worshipped.
哒哒! Ta-da!
怎么样? So, what do we think?
姐妹们 说法语是我的专利 知道吗? Guys, French is my trademark, duh?
所以受欢迎的人只跟受欢迎的人一起玩? So Populars only hang with Populars?
猫不跟狗一起玩 对吧? Cats don't hang with dogs, right?
真的吗? Really?
这就是你的想法? That's your argument?
这样比较好 It's better this way.
如果每个人都呆在自己的圈子里 If everyone stays with their own group,
就不会有误会 there's no chance for misunderstandings.
例如怎样的误会呢? Like, what kind of misunderstandings?
拿你和我来说吧 Take you and me, for instance.
如果我们一起出去拍我的电影 If we mingled outside of doing my movie together,
你可能会自作多情并约我出去 you might get the wrong idea and ask me out.
想想多恐怖 Imagine the horror.
- 你会很尴尬的 - 咳咳 - You'd be so embarrassed. - Ahem.
- 搞清楚了吗? - 是的 - Did we get it? - Yep.
知道了 We got it.
哦! Ow!
你放学后有什么计划? What are your plans after school?
嗯 去做普拉提 Uh, Pilates.
但不是在周二 周二是瑜伽 But not on Tuesdays, that's yoga.
毕业后呢 After you graduate.
有什么愿望或梦想吗? Hopes? Dreams?
你的人生目标是什么? What's your life goal?
成为花魁冠军 Blossom Queen.
- 在那之后呢? - 之后? - After that. - After?
如果我不能赢得花魁比赛 If I don't win Blossom Queen,
我的人生彻底就完了 my life is officially O-V-E-R, over.
噢 你漏了一块 Oh, you missed a spot.
我没话说了 没话说了 I have no words. Nothing.
乔什? Josh?
吃点零食休息下? 这是沙爹肉 Snack break? It's satay.
我从泰国菜的课上学的 It's from my Thai cooking class.
嗯... Uh...
不好吃 It's not good.
电影进展的怎样? How's the big movie coming?
乔什 Josh.
把我的鞋拿来 我的脚好冷 Get my shoes. My feet are cold.
嗯 她... Well, she's...
- 嗯 我不... - 乔什 - Well, I don't... - Josh.
- 大牌? - 是啊 - Diva? - Yeah.
是的 我想拍的是真实的 Yeah. You know, I wanna make this true
校园流行文化的纪录片 documentary about high school popularity,
但是 妈妈 这完全是笑话 but, Mom, this is a joke.
嗯 有些时候人们表现成某种样子 Well, I mean, sometimes people behave a certain way
是为了隐藏真实的一面 because they have something else going on.
真实的迪伦是怎么样的? What's the real Dylan like?
真实 妈妈? Real, Mom?
好吧 迪伦·尚恩费徳唯一真实的地方就是 Okay, the only real thing about Dylan Schoenfield
她真的很恼人 is that she's really annoying.
你要对她有信心 You have to give her the benefit of the doubt.
- 妈妈 - 你得像考古学家一样 - Mom. - You have to be an archeologist.
挖深一点 Dig deeper.
噢! Oh!
这些画面一定会很精彩 This is going to look fantastic.
不敢相信我们被邀请来红人沙滩派对 I can't believe we were invited to a beach party with the Populars.
严格来说我们是来工作 好吗? It's strictly work, okay?
呵 帽子真好看 Heh. Nice bonnet.
太阳很毒 Sun is evil.
好吧 我呢 是来这里玩的 Well, I, for one, plan to have fun.
嗨 Hey.
噢 你终于来了 你带了你的跟班们来 Oh, finally. I see you brought your non-tourage.
这是艾里 我的助理 This is Ari, my second AD.
他负责幕后花絮的部分 He's in charge of all the B-roll.
随便你说什么 Whatever all that means.
好 我再去拍些额外的影片花絮 Okay, well, you know, I'm going to take some, uh, additional shots.
对不起我们迟到了 找路花了点时间 Sorry we were late, I had to get directions.
找路? 你从没来过沙滩? 大家都喜欢沙滩 Directions? You've never been to the beach? Everybody likes the beach.
我不是 Not me.
很吃惊吗 不是每个人都和你有一样的爱好 Shocker, not everyone's into the same things you are.
我真不敢相信 I find that hard to believe.
哼 Heh.
来吧 Come on.
好吧 Okay.
加油 鹰队 冲啊 Come on, Eagles. Let's go.
宝贝 慢慢来 没关系 Next time, baby. It's okay.
我们还落后两分 We're still two points behind.
加油 伙伴们 给点力 Go, guys, come on.
- 宝贝 喝水吗? - 好 - Water, babe? - Yeah.
打扰下 Excuse me.
嗨 尽管地处北部 Hi. Despite our northern latitude,
太阳仍然散发着危险的紫外线 the sun still emits dangerous UV rays.
就像身处没有洋葱片打底的炸汉堡锅子里似的 It's like sitting in a fryer at Burger World without the side of onion rings.
来点防晒系数80的? SPF 80?
噢 棒极了 Oh, yeah.
噢 太棒了 Oh, yeah.
开动了 Come here.
嗨 艾米 Hey, Amy.
做好事呢 棍子活 Nice, uh, stick thing.
谢谢 这个叫短嘴鳄钳 Thanks. It's called a Gator Grabber.
钳子? 像短嘴鳄一样吗? 哇 Gator? Like alligator. Whoa.
- 哈哈 - 真奇怪啊 - Ha, ha. - That's weird.
- 保护环境? - 对啊 - Saving the environment? - Yeah.
是啊 绿色生活吗 Yeah. Go green.
嗨 进展得很好 Hey, doing okay.
我和艾米有了第一次真正的交谈 Amy and I had our first real conversation.
这个应该叫鳄鱼捕捉器 Should be called a Croc Catcher
因为鳄鱼其实是吃垃圾的 because crocodiles actually do eat garbage.
- 是嘛 - 是啊 - Oh. - Yeah.
乔什 Josh.
乔什? 乔什? Josh? Josh?
乔什 休息够了吧 Josh, enough with the unscheduled break.
该回去工作了 It's time to get back to work.
你好 迪伦 Hi to you too, Dylan.
最近过得还好吗? How are you these days?
如果外人不乱上传过去的旧照片 I'd be better if strangers didn't tag me
我会过得更好的 in ancient pics online.
- 快点 乔什 - 外人? - Come on, Josh. - Strangers?
据我所知 我们曾经是朋友 Gee, as I recall it, we used to be friends.
乔什 快起来 我们走 Josh, come on, let's go.
迅速点 时间就是金钱 Chop-chop, time is money.
再见 艾米 Bye, Amy.
再见 乔什 Bye, Josh.
哦 我刚才救了你 Oh, I so saved you back there.
你应该专心拍我 而不是去调情 You should have been focused on filming me, instead of flirting.
调情? Flirting?
我不是在...我是... 不 不 不 I wasn't... I wa... No, no, no.
我从来不调情 I don't flirt.
哦 也是 那调情真蹩脚 Oh, clearly. It was totes tragique.
很明显你喜欢艾米·罗布卢 It's more obvious that you like Amy Loubalu
胜过妮可·帕德森的新发型 than Nicole Paterson's hair extensions.
是 我是说 不是 Yeah. I mean, no.
等下 Wait.
你们曾经是朋友? You two used to be friends?
嗯 我知道 这很难相信 那都是小学的事了 Ugh. I know, hard to believe. Back in elementary school.
你有在拍我完美的侧脸 对吧? 这样 Are you getting my good side, right? Over here.
是 是 是 我在拍了 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm getting it.
后来出什么事了? So, what happened?
看看她 再看看我 Look at her and look at me.
生活变了 换句话说 我很受欢迎 Life happened, I.e. I'm popular.
艾米也很受欢迎 Amy's popular.
我已经解释过了 乔什 We've gone over this, Josh.
她只是在乐队里出名罢了 She's "I'm in a girl band" popular.
配不上花魁冠军的称号 Not Blossom Queen popular.
哦 糟了 排球比赛结束了 亚瑟! Oh, no, the volleyball game's over. Asher!
瑟仔 Ash.
- 嘿 你们去哪? - 看电影 那里够黑 - Hey, where are you guys going? - The movies. It's dark.
而且没人偷我的零食 And no one steals our snacks.
胜利意味着比萨店 Victory means Pizza Land.
两个大号的火山比萨 Two large Meat Volcanoes,
三层奶酪 准备好了吗 迪伦? triple cheese. You ready, Dyl?
哦 玛尔塔 昨晚给我做了比萨当晚餐 Oh, well, Marta made me a pizza last night,
所以我提前打了电话预约 so I called ahead and got us all reservations
镇上那家新开的寿司店 to the new sushi place downtown.
生鱼片? Raw fish?
恶心 Ralph.
那你自己吃的开心吧 Have fun with that.
- 我要和兄弟们一起去啦 - 耶 - I'm outtie with my boys. - Yeah.
耶 Yeah.
我也不喜欢吃鱼 I don't like fish either.
我可以每天都吃比萨 I could eat pizza every day. Heh.
等等 Wait.
等等 哦 不 不 不 Wait, wait, no, no, no.
快报警 快报警 有人要偷我的车 Call 911. Call 911. Someone's stealing my car.
你在干嘛啊? 停 这是干嘛呢? What are you doing? Stop, what is this?
你欠了六张未缴费罚单 Six unpaid parking tickets.
哎哟 Oops.
- 是七张 - 啊 - Seven. - Ugh.
什么时候? When? You mean those little
你是说贴在挡风玻璃上的小纸条? flyer thingies on my windshield?
- 那可不是什么贺卡 女士 - 哦 不 - They ain't greeting cards, lady. - Oh, no.
求你了? Please?
求你啦? Please?
哦 Oh...
你肯定有车 对吧? You surely have a car, right?
对 Yeah.
这就是你的车?! This is yours?!
还能跑吗? 吃汽油的吗? And it runs? On real gas?
她是有点旧 So she's a little old.
旧? 这辆车简直是史前古迹 Old?! This thing is, like, prehistoric.
某个山顶洞人没准正在找他的车呢 You know, somewhere a caveman is missing his car.
帮帮忙啊?! Hello?
谢谢 Thank you.
你干嘛藏起来? Why are you hiding?
怕丢人 It's called shame.
好了 他们走了 Well, they're gone now.
打开收音机只会消耗电量的 Okay, turning on the radio isn't gonna help our battery situation.
新闻? 恶心 News? Gross.
怎么 你讨厌听新闻? What, the news bores you?
听过流行乐吗? 我们还很年轻 要找点乐子 Ever heard of pop music? We're young, live a little.
- 啊哦 - 怎么了? - Uh-oh. - What "oh"?
那是什么? What's that?
乔什 我的车从来没这样过 Josh, that never happens to my car.
什么情况? 冒烟了 What is that? That's smoke.
你要怎么修啊? How are you gonna fix it?
我们得找个加油站 We're gonna need to find a gas station.
- 我们?! - 好吧 - We?! - Fine.
在这等着 Stay here.
我可不想被看见坐在这破车里 There is no way I am risking being seen hanging out in this thing.
乔什 Josh.
哦 破电话 Ugh. Stupid phone.
你在忙着和谁发短信啊? Who are you so busy texting?
我的闺蜜 The girls.
告诉她们这是我一生中最糟糕的一天 Telling them that this is the W-O-R-S-T, worst day of my life.
是吗? 我也是 Yeah? Ditto.
哦! 哦! 喔 喔 喔 Ow! Oh! Ow, ow, ow.
我的脚踝 我想可能断了 My ankle. I think it's broken.
你可能只是扭到了 You probably just twisted it.
反正我走不了了 否则会肿起来 Well, I can't walk, it could swell up.
你知道么 这都是你的错 You know, this is all your fault.
如果你不开这破车来 我也不会这么衰 If you didn't have a junker car, this never would've happened.
很抱歉不是每个人都开得起宝马 Sorry we don't all have nice BMW's.
你不那么大牌 你的爱车也不会被拖吊 Which you'd be driving right now if you weren't such a diva.
- 你说我什么? - 没什么 - What did you call me? - Nothing.
你刚的确说了 我听到了 You said something. I heard.
- 好吧 - 噢 - Fine. - Ow.
大牌 我说你大牌 Diva. I called you a diva.
小心我的脚 永远不许你那样叫我 Precious cargo here, buddy. And don't ever call me that word ever again.
什么 大牌吗? What? Diva?
D-I-V-A 怎么拼来着? D-I-V-A, what's that spell?
哦 没错 就是大牌 Oh, that's right, diva.
大牌? 我是个电影明星 你自己说的 Diva? I'm a movie star. You said so yourself.
不 你只是个自私的牢骚王 No, what you are is a selfish whiner.
我很有才华 收回你的话 否则我... I'm talented. Take that back or I'll...
- 否则怎样 - 否则我会炒了你 - Or what? - I'll fire you from my movie.
那是我的电影 我才是导演 It's my movie. I'm the director.
如果有人被开除 那也是你 你个大牌 If anyone's fired, it's you, you diva.
- 哼 你被炒了 - 不 是你被炒了 - Ew. You're fired. - No, you're fired.
等等 你要去哪? Wait. Where are you going?
一向是我说的算 I always get the last word.
不 今天例外 Nope, not today.
那我要怎么回家啊? But how am I gonna get home?
哦 这世上有种东西叫巴士 Uh, there's this thing called the bus.
坐车愉快 Enjoy the ride.
巴士? Bus?
终于甩掉那个自以为是的家伙 I got rid of the drama queen.
我想现在换主题应该还不晚 I'm sure it's not too late to change documentary subjects.
对吧? Right?
我想现在要换主题已经太晚了 I'm afraid it's too late for you to change your documentary subject.
- 否则你将来不及拍完 - 没错 - You'll never get a new film done in time. - Yeah.
你一向不会轻言放弃的 乔什 怎么了? You're not a quitter, Josh. What happened?
是迪伦·尚恩费徳 好吗? It's Dylan Schoenfield, all right?
她太难搞了 She's too much of a challenge.
有时候现实就是残酷的 Sometimes the truth isn't easy.
如果沃兰兹学院没有学院晋级 It's a shame to think Woodlands won't even have an official entry
今年电影节决赛的话 会很可惜的 in the film festival this year.
所以 真会这样吗? Now, will it?
好啦 你能做到的 Okay, you can do this.
- 打败他们 - 谢谢 - Knock them dead. - Thanks.
谢谢 谢谢大家 沃兰兹学院的各位 大家好 Thank you. Thank you, everybody, and hello, fellow Woodlanders.
我是迪伦·尚恩费徳 大家一定都知道 Dylan Schoenfield here, like you don't know.
无论如何 今年的校园女皇请投我一票 Anyway, vote for me for Blossom Queen
因为学校就应该由当红甜心来领导 because this school deserves to be ruled by something sweet.
喔! 谁想吃糖? Whoo! Who wants candy?
每个人都爱巧克力 对吧? Everybody loves chocolate, right?
甜甜的 就像我一样 It's sweet and it's me.
该轮到我了 Everyone gets their turn.
嗨 大家好 我是妮可·帕德森 Hi, everyone, it's me, Nicole Paterson,
你们下一届的校园女王 your next Blossom Queen.
准备 开始 Ready, okay.
N 代表漂亮 N stands for nice.
I 代表正直 I stands for integrity.
C 代表酷 C stands for cool.
O 代表独特 O stands for original.
L 代表忠诚 L stands for loyal.
E 代表超级美味的纸杯蛋糕 And E stands for extremely delicious cupcakes.
加油 同学们 Go, Woodlands.
投帕德森一票 哈-哈-哈 Vote Paterson. Ha-ha-ha.
喔 每人都有蛋糕喔 Whoo! Cupcakes for everyone.
过来拿吧 Come get your cupcakes.
哦 不 不是吧 Oh, no, she did not.
哦 是 就是 Oh, yes, she did.
我们也能去吃蛋糕吗? Can we get a cupcake too?
哦 投帕德森一票 Oh, vote for Paterson.
投帕德森一票吧 Vote for Paterson.
迪伦 Dylan.
伊恩·格林夸我的新发型漂亮 Ian Green complimented my new haircut
还要请我去参加舞会 and then he asked me to spring formal.
很棒吧 对吧? Awesome, right?
哦 奥维利亚 那太棒了 Oh, Olivia, that's great.
那你能选我吗? So I can count on your vote?
嗯... Uh...
没关系啦 迪儿 What and ever, Dyl.
纸杯蛋糕逊毙了 Cupcakes are lame.
你还有关于你的电影呢 You have a movie being made about you.
对啊 你会成为电影明星的 Yeah, you're gonna be a star.
是啊 妮可·帕德森怎么能比呢? Yeah, like Nicole Paterson can compete with that?
古希腊的士兵以方阵的形式作战 The soldiers of ancient Greece fought in a phalanx.
拉丁语是手指的意思 Latin for finger.
一个方阵就是一种长方形的队形 A phalanx is a rectangular mass military formation,
一般是由重步兵组成 usually composed entirely of heavy infantry.
是 是 是 我们懂了 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it.
斯巴达步兵借助塞莫皮莱平原的狭长地形 The Spartan hoplites combined with the narrow space of Thermopylae
打了一场无聊的战争 made for a seriously not-glamorous battle.
我现在也有战争要打 But I've got my own battles.
没有我的电影我是不可能赢的 I'll never win Blossom Queen without my movie.
这种方阵的优势在于 The persuasive qualities of the phalanx
它相对简单 成本低廉 were its relative simplicity and low cost,
并且很有政治影响力 as well as being a source of political influence.
有时候方阵必须以最快的速度前进 As well, sometimes when the phalanxes were pushed at top speed,
借而产生冲撞力 they would ram.
也就诞生了"希腊闪电"这个词 Thus we learn the term Greece Lightning.
嘿 Heh.
贝拉·卢戈西 弗兰克·兰格拉 Bela Lugosi, Frank Langella,
加里·奥德曼 克里斯托弗·沃肯... Gary Oldman, Christopher Walken...
克里斯托弗·沃肯 Christopher Walken.
他在断头谷里饰演无头骑士 He played the Headless Horseman in Sleepy Hollow.
他不会去演吸血鬼的 He would never be Dracula.
克里斯托弗·沃肯 Christopher Walken.
就是那个 我要吸你血的 You know, I'm gonna suck your blood.
我要吸血 我要咬你的脖子 Gonna do it. Gonna bite your neck,
会很疼 那就贴上创口贴 it's gonna hurt. Put a Band-Aid on.
只是别刺我的心脏 因为那很无礼 之类的 Just don't stab me in the heart, it's rude. Blah. Blah, blah...
史提芬 Steven.
我是和他一起的 I'm with them.
嘿 我能和你们站在一起吗? Hey, can I cutsies in line with you?
你来干嘛? What are you doing here?
我来看飞碟领航员啊 I'm here to see Flight of the Navigator.
你以为呢 Duh.
等下 你也喜欢科幻片? Wait, you're into sci-fi?
谁不喜欢科学? Who doesn't like science?
和幻象? 结合一起呢? And fiction? Together?
哇哦 就像紧身牛仔裤配上平底鞋啊 Wow, it's like skinny jeans and ballet flats. Heh.
说到衣服 我挺喜欢你的新造型 Speaking of, I'm liking the new look.
哦 继续走 Oh, move up.
谢谢 Thanks.
嗯 迪伦为什么会在这里? Um, what's Dylan doing here?
电影社应该只有我一个女生 I'm supposed to be the only girl.
电影社的方针是对外开放 对吧? The Film Society has an open policy. Right?
对 团规的确是这么说的 Right. It's in our bylaws.
我们可不想像校园红人那伙人一样排外 You know, we don't wanna be exclusionary, like the Populars.
大家在聊什么? So, what are we talking about?
不是聊你 我是说... Not you. I mean...
除了电影 还能有什么? The movie. What else?
我认为电影里主角没有变老不符合逻辑 I question the notion that the protagonist didn't age.
如果他变老了就没意思了 这才是电影 There is no plot if he did grow older. It's called a movie.
但在展会上并没有解释这点 对吧? They didn't explain that in the exposition, did they?
你的怀疑有什么依据吗? Where's your suspension of disbelief?
你知道啊 就是... You know...
想来点吗 凯特琳? You wanna halfsies, Caitlin?
你有什么补充吗 迪伦? Anything to add, Dylan?
这叫时间膨胀 各位 It's called time dilation, people.
这是爱因斯坦在的相对论理论 As Einstein theorized in the twin paradox,
时间流逝速度取决于观察者的相对速度 the passage of time is linked to the speed of the observer,
所以以250倍光速往返培伦星球一次 that traveling to and from the planet Phaelon 250 times the speed of light
就会中止衰老 明白吗? would virtually suspend aging, duh?
嗯 我发现这世上确实有种东西叫巴士 So I've discovered that there is such a thing as a bus.
最近我去哪都坐巴士 很环保 I've been taking it everywhere lately, it's green.
好吧 我爸爸扣押了我的爱车 Okay, so my dad grounded the Dylish-mobile
直到我可以自己付清罚单为止 until I can pay off my parking tickets.
没关系 我的车就在那 It's all good, I'm parked down here.
你为什么要隐瞒你很聪明? So, what's with the secret smarts?
说对啦 因为这是秘密 Exactly. They're secret.
所以还是别说了吧 Now, let's keep it that way.
对 因为上帝不允许任何人发现 Yeah, heaven forbid anyone thought you had a brain
你漂亮的小脑袋其实聪明的很 in that pretty little head of yours.
只有书呆子成绩才好 Only nerds get A's.
你觉得我漂亮? You think I'm pretty?
当然了 大家不都觉得吗? Sure. Doesn't everyone?
好把 听着 我在考虑重新 Okay, so look, I was thinking I could nicely
任命你来拍我的电影? un-fire you from my movie.
真的? 你是说 我可以重新 Really? You mean, I could nicely
雇用你做我的演员? re-hire you for my movie?
有传闻说 你失去了电影题材所以 Word on the street is that you had to drop out of the film festival
必须要退出电影节比赛? because you don't have a film anymore.
我猜想你想赢得比赛的决心 I'm guessing you wanna win
不亚于我想赢得校园皇后 that just as bad as I wanna win Blossom Queen?
有道理 但是有一个条件 Fair enough. But under one condition.
不许再耍大牌 No more diva.
什么? 我从来不大牌 What? I was never a diva.
公交车站在那边 Bus stop is that way.
好吧 成交 Fine. Deal,
重新合作 part two.
成交 重新合作 Deal, part two.
那这回你的车能启动了吗? So is your car gonna start this time or...?
神秘点才有趣 The fun is in the mystery.
来吧 Come on.
好的 Okay.
甜蜜的家... Home sweet...
哇哦 Wow.
你家好大哦 It's big.
很诱人 对吧? Real inviting, right?
你父亲在上班? Is your dad at work?
嗯 Yeah.
你母亲呢? Where's your mom?
她去世了 She passed away.
在我8岁的时候 I was 8.
我不是故意... I had no...
- 我很抱歉 - 没关系 - I'm sorry. - It's okay.
你要进来吗? 休息一会? So you wanna come in? Hang for a bit?
好啊 Sure.
那你父亲是做什么的呢? Okay, so, what does your dad do?
哦 他在城镇附近拥有一些房产 Oh, he owns a bunch of real estate around town.
所以他不是工作就是陪他的女友 So he's either always working or hanging with his girlfriend.
我爸爸住在圣地亚哥 Yeah. My dad lives in San Diego.
看来我们都是单亲家庭 Guess we both only have one parent.
过来 我给你看点东西 Come on, I wanna show you something.
我准备让你瞧瞧我的顶级秘制烹饪秘方 What I'm about to share with you is a highly top-secret recipe.
厨房食物大汇集圣代 The everything-but-the-kitchen-sink sundae.
我从来没听说过 Yeah, I've never heard of that before.
当然咯 否则怎么称得上是"秘方"呢? Duh, what do you think "top secret" means?
秘诀就是 把你在厨房能找到的 And that secret is you find every sugary, gooey substance
所有甜的 粘稠的食物都混合在一起 you could possibly find in the kitchen and mix it all together.
还等什么呢? What are we waiting for?
欢迎来到厨房食物大汇集圣代制作现场 Welcome to the everything-but-the-kitchen-sink sundae.
你需要加进冰淇淋 需要大量的冰淇淋 You wanna get your ice cream in there. You want a variety of ice cream.
你觉得冰淇淋够了吗? You think that's enough ice cream?
软糖熊 Gummy bears.
你喜欢软糖熊吗 来一块? I love gummy bears. You want a gummy bear?
洒上去 Sprinkles.
喔 Ooh.
蠕虫糖 Worms.
恶心吧 Gross.
喔 Ooh.
软糖熊和巧克力片混在一起? Gummy bears and chocolate chips together?
你要做什么? What you gonna do?
你要怎么做? What you gonna do about it?
你打算怎么做? What you gonna do about that?
噢-嚯-嚯 Oh-ho-ho.
迪式美食 Dylish.
八卦一下你和艾米的进展 So, what's the 411 on your Amy crush?
虽然我不懂你为什么喜欢她 Although I don't know why you're crushing on her.
花生酱在哪? Where's the peanut butter?
我甚至不认为书呆子会去约会 You know, I didn't even think that nerds dated.
是怪胎 好吧 我们也是人 迪伦 Geeks. Okay, and we are people too, Dylan.
既然谈到八卦 Since we're talking about personal 411s,
不如谈谈你和亚瑟? what's with you and Asher?
- 我们怎样? - 他就是个白痴 - What about us? - Well, he's kind of an idiot.
天啊 我可没问你的意见 Gee, I don't remember asking you your opinion.
嘿 是你挑起的 Hey, you started it.
谈谈我和我的感情生活 Talking about me and my "love life."
没错 感情生活说明你在约会 而你却没有 Exactly. "Love life" implies you're dating, which you are not.
我知道我的电影需要什么了 改头换面 I know what my movie needs. A makeover.
不 拜托 别再拍购物镜头了 No, please, no more shopping footage.
不是为我 是为你 Not for me, for you.
来 我可以替我的电影加点开场段子 Here, I can get some before footage of my work.
我不是那些没时尚品味的一员 I'm not one of your fashion victim charities.
好吗 迪儿? 我喜欢我现在的样子 Okay, Dyl? I like the way I am.
想也知道 You would.
再来点奶油? More whipped cream?
偷窥够了吗? Snoop much?
这是你妈妈? Is this your mom?
是啊 她在沃兰兹学院春季舞会遇到我爸爸 Yeah. She met my dad at the Woodlands Spring Formal.
很疯狂 对吧? Crazy, huh?
等等 你妈妈是花魁得主? Wait. Was your mom Blossom Queen?
那是很久以前的事了 Back in the olden days.
1985年 1985.
哇喔 Wow.
你猜你一定很想念她 I bet you miss her.
非常想 Lots.
房子只有我和爸爸住实在是有点寂寞 This house gets kind of lonely with just me and my dad.
所以那时你说没什么比得上赢得校园皇后 So when you said there's nothing more to life than winning Blossom Queen...
是啊 是为了我妈妈 Yeah, because of my mom.
如果我赢了 就仿佛我们之间还有联系 If I win, it's like we're still connected.
就像她还在我身边 Like she's still with me.
你知道吗 我会照做 You know what, I'll do it.
我答应改头换面 I'll do the makeover.
- 真的? - 对啊 - Really? - Yeah.
从这个开始 真让我兴奋 Let's start with this. I'm getting so excited.
膝盖抬高 下巴抬起来 Knees higher. Chin up.
手肘和绳子一起动 Make sure your elbows move with the rope.
做的不错 That's pretty good.
好的 动起来 动起来 加油 Okay, let's go, let's go, come on.
我不习惯满身大汗 I'm not used to sweating.
是啊 看出来了 但女孩喜欢运动型男孩 Yeah, it shows, but girls like a sporty guy.
我不觉得跳绳适合我 啊 I don't think jump roping is my thing. Ugh.
起来 起来 Up. Up.
喔 谢尔盖·桑切斯新出的古龙水 Oh, Serge Sanchez's new cologne,
真有男人味 Man Power.
男人味? Man Power?
把他转过来 我想看看正面 Turn him around, I wanna see the front.
嘿 把它关了 我才是这里唯一的导演 Hey, turn it off, I'm the only documentarian here.
让他自己看看 Now show him.
太可笑了 Ridiculous.
等等 你是赞美我吗? Wait, is that a compliment?
乔什 这是行话好吗? Josh, upload on the lingo already?
- 谢谢 看上去帅呆了 -嗯哼 - Thank you, it looks fantastic. - Mm-hm.
去看看最后的成品吧 Now, go see the finished look.
哦 等等 Oh, wait.
看到了吧? 让自己变漂亮并不是烦事 See? It's not so high-maintenance to wanna look nice.
现在 最后的神来一笔 And now, for the finishing touch.
什么? What?
第二双鞋子 鉴于我毁掉你唯一一双鞋 A second pair of shoes, since I ruined the first. Heh.
真的吗? Really?
太棒了 谢谢 迪伦 Awesome. Thank you, Dylan.
可以跟我爸爸说是电影的化妆预算 We'll tell my dad it's beauty budget for the movie.
是我妈 My mom.
她让我回去路上顺带买点薄饼 She wants me to pick up naan bread on my way home.
我爱死印度美食了 I love Indian food.
我得和我爸爸还有他的白痴女友一起吃饭 I have to go to dinner with my dad and his stupid girlfriend.
谢谢 Thanks.
那个 如果你愿意的话可以来我家 Well, you can come over if you want.
哦 不 你没必要这么做 Oh, no, you don't have to.
我知道 但是随时欢迎你来 I know, but you're welcome to.
好 那还等什么呢? Okay, what's the hold up?
谢谢 Thank you.
- 请进 - 哦 谢谢 - After you. - Oh, thank you.
这就是我家 甜蜜之家 So, this is it, home, sweet home.
嘿 你可以会一会莫斯 Hey, you get to meet Mouse today.
谁是莫斯? Who's Mouse?
哦 嘿 伙计 Oh, hey, buddy.
哦 乔什 新发型...哦 我的天 女孩 Oh, Josh, new hair... Oh, my gosh, a girl.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
- 乔什第一次带女孩回家 - 妈 - The first Josh has brought home. - Mom.
- 哦 我得去拿相机 - 不 别去 - Oh, I need to get my camera. - No, you don't.
不就是带女孩子回家吗 淡定 I bring girls home. Tons.
哦 Oh.
哦 等等 你是... Oh, wait, you're...
迪伦·尚恩费徳 Dylan Schoenfield.
哦 Oh.
- 嗨 哈 哈 - 嗨 - Hi. Ha, ha. - Hi.
哦 我的印度饺子 Oh, my samosas.
嘿 妈 我带迪伦到处看看 Hey, Mom, I'm gonna go give Dylan the tour.
好的 Okay.
- 很高兴见到你 - 我也是 - Nice to meet you. - You too.
好 Okay.
妈 Mom.
太美味了 这是我吃过最好吃的印度菜 Delish. This is the best Indian food ever.
- 真的? - 是啊 - Really? - Mm-hm.
谢谢 Thank you.
别耍我妈了迪儿 Way to play my mom, Dyl.
哦 不 真的 这些印度饺子太美味了 Oh. No, not at all. These samosas are très bons,
罗森夫人 Mrs.Rosen.
哦 叫我桑迪就行了 Oh, please, it's Sandy.
两年前我就不是罗森夫人了 I stopped being Mrs.Rosen two years ago.
- 你们俩是在约会吗? - 咳咳 - So are you two dating now? - Ahem.
呃 不 我没这么说... Uh, no. I didn't te...
我去帮忙 I'll help.
乔什 麻烦你把垃圾扔出去? Josh, will you take out the garbage?
好 Yeah.
- 乔什和我只是朋友 桑迪 - 哦 - Josh and I are just friends, Sandy. - Oh.
他带你回家见我 I thought maybe because he brought you here to meet me,
害我以为你们俩之间有什么呢 I thought maybe something else was going on.
不 我已经有男朋友了 No, I already have a boyfriend.
而且乔什有喜欢的人 我也不知道 And Josh likes someone else, so I don't know.
别误会 乔什是个非常不错的人 Don't get me wrong, though, Josh is totes awesome.
我也这么觉得 Well, I think so too.
莫斯 吃饭时间 Mouse. Chow time.
你在偷窥我们吗? Were you spying on us?
什么? 不 What? No.
女孩间的悄悄话? 太恶心了 Girl talk? Gross.
把毛巾给我 我要擦干 Give me the towel, I'll dry.
那这样够不够力? 恶心吗? What do you think about that? Is that gross?
哦 天哪 停下来 Oh, my gosh. Don't do that.
不 No.
快停下来 Don't do that.
快停下来 这些可都是名牌! 快住手 Don't do that. These are designer! Stop it.
不 No.
想当然老掉牙的走路上学很是你的风格 Of course boring old walking would turn out to be your thing.
什么? 走路上学低碳环保 What? It's green to walk to school.
你确定这真的不会太过了? You sure this isn't too much?
啊? Huh?
- 就是很好的意思 - 好吧 - It means good. - Okay.
哦 等一下 Oh, wait.
- 好 走吧 - 好 - Now, go. - Okay.
- 嘿 乔什 - 嘿 - Hey, Josh. - Hey.
- 新衣服? - 是啊 我把衣服拿去洗了 - New clothes? - Yeah, I, uh, did my laundry.
洗衣服让你变得更好看 Doing laundry's a good look for you.
乔什 对吧? Josh, right?
深藏不露啊 Digging the vibe.
嘿 乔什 Hey, Josh.
英语课上见 See you in AP English.
什么? What?
所以... So...
有女生主动开口搭讪 It's kind of nice having girls talk to me for something
不是为了作业的事的感觉真好 other than help on their homework.
是啊 Yeah.
又到了星期三 Wonton Wednesdays.
数学竞赛选拔是在周六 The mathlete scavenger hunt is on Saturday.
太棒了 我参加 乔什你呢? Outstanding, I'm in. Josh?
嗯 乔什 发型不错 Um, Josh, nice haircut.
够了吧 乔什 你现在可真是炙手可热 That's it. Josh, you've been more MIA than the final digit of pi.
你那么矫情地出现 发生什么事了? Then you show up with a fake-over. What's going on?
别紧张 兄弟 只是换新发型和新鞋子 Relax, guys. It's just a new haircut and some new shoes.
迪伦觉得这样能让纪录片更有趣 Dylan thought it would be fun for the documentary.
什么时候纪录片成了趣事? When did the documentary get fun?
它不使该强有力地揭穿红人黑幕吗? Isn't it supposed to be a hard-hitting expos on the Populars?
它会的 只是迪伦其实比我想象中的更有意思 It will be. It's just Dylan turned out to be more interesting than I thought.
专心点 朋友 Losing focus, my friend.
先是艾米·罗布卢 现在又是迪伦 First Amy Loubalu and now Dylan.
你什么意思? What do you mean?
你暗恋的那些女孩 Girls you have crushes on,
她们是绝对不会跟你约会的 who are never, ever gonna date you.
听着 我没有喜欢迪伦 Okay, I don't have a crush on Dylan.
拜托 别胡说八道 Please. What and ever.
乔什 你在干嘛? Josh, what are you doing?
过来 Come on.
周六的事情定下来了 那一定会很"荒谬" We're on for Saturday, okay? It's gonna be ridiculous.
待会见 Lates.
荒谬? Ridiculous?
待会见? Lates?
这一切就像是邪魔附体的电影情节 It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
由菲利普·考夫曼执导 Directed by Philip Kaufman.
和乔什情况一样 摇身挤进去红人圈子里 Looks like Josh, but it acts like it's morphed into a Popular.
- 哇 乔什 你看起来... - 真可爱 - Wow, Josh. You look... - Adorkable.
出自我之手 无可厚非 My handiwork, naturellement.
艾米就在那 Amy's sitting over there.
如果你下定决心要约她出去的话 And if you're so determined to ask her out,
你最好现在就去 you better do it now.
- 我给你留着位子 - 是吗? - I'll save you a seat. - Yeah?
- 好吧 - 快去 - Okay. - Go.
拿着 Here.
周末你没和我们在一起就是为了他? So this is what you did all weekend without us?
帮乔什改头换面? Josh's makeover?
不 我们也在拍摄 管他呢 No, we were filming too, but whatevs.
你可以把他变成你想要的样子 You can make him over all you want.
不过他还是个蠢货 But he's still Count Dorkula.
我们只是说说 你最好注意点 We're just saying. You better watch it or...
- 否则怎样? - 没怎样 - Or what? - Just or.
听着 乔什就只是男闺蜜 Okay, look. Josh is strictly a brofriend.
我想如果他要和我们在一起玩 I figured if he's gonna hang around us,
那他至少看上去得像一员 then he might as well look the part.
谢谢 Thanks.
这个愚蠢的纪录片什么时候拍完? When's this stupid dorkumentary over anyway?
你错过了我的比赛 You missed my game.
我还得自己去拿水 I had to get my own water.
离春季舞会还有两周了 Spring Formal is two weeks away.
一旦我成为校园皇后 一切又能恢复正常 And once I'm Blossom Queen, everything will go back to the way it was.
我保证 Swears.
我的乐队 蓝橘子 有一场免费演出 My band, Blue Tangerine, is playing a free show.
带一个朋友出席? Bring a friend?
事实上 我想邀请你 Actually, I was gonna ask you.
邀请我去看自己的演出? Ask me to go to my own show?
不 我想约你出去 No, I was gonna ask you on a date.
真的? Really?
周六怎么样? 那天我有空 How's Saturday? It's my day off.
- 听起来不错 - 太好了 - Sounds great. - Great.
酷 Cool.
乔什·罗森 Josh Rosen.
我是艾伦· 尚恩费徳我想见见和我女儿 I'm Alan Schoenfield. I just wanted to meet the young man
整天都在一起的年轻人 my daughter's been spending all of her time with.
哦 我向来都不喜欢那个叫亚瑟孩子 Oh, and I've never really approved of that Asher kid,
是亚瑟吧? I mean, "Asher"?
谁会叫做亚瑟? What kind of a name is Asher?
其实 先生 迪伦和亚瑟还是... Actually, sir, Dylan and Asher are still...
我很欣赏你有份工作 I like that you have a job.
还在我的商场里 In my mall.
你什么时候下班? What time do you get off work?
既然是您的商场 先生 您说了算 Considering it is your mall, sir, whenever you say.
- 晚餐有安排了吗? - 没有 先生 - You have dinner plans? - No, sir.
你现在有了 You do now.
好吧 Okay.
- 谢谢送我回来 - 乐意效劳 - Thanks for the ride. - No prob.
那件衣服太美了 我羡慕死了 That outfit is gonna look so cute, I'm so totally jealous.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thanks.
再见 Bye.
搞什么? What?
不敢相信我以前竟然没看过这部电影 But I can't believe I've never seen this before.
是吗? 这部片很经典 No? It's a classic.
那些火环是怎么回事? Now, what's with the rings of fire?
它们都是用两圈霓虹灯管做的 They were created by using two circular neon tubes.
然后利用电梯原理上下移动 And they were moved up and down using elevator mechanics.
菲兹·兰致力于研究 Fritz Lang was most interested in exploring the intersection
魔术与科技的结合 between magic and technology.
- 我是不该做笔记? - 嗯 是的 - Should I be taking notes? - Yes. Yeah.
我就好像进入了另一时空 It's like I entered an alternate universe.
哦 不 等等 更糟 是双重的外太空 Oh, no, wait, worse, an alternative alternate universe.
嘿 宝贝儿 Hey there, pumpkin.
既然那天你错过我和安伯的晚餐 Since you missed dinner with Amber and me the other night,
我觉得是时候见见你的新男友了 I figured it was time to meet this new boyfriend of yours.
- 哦 我们给你买了火鸡肉杂烩 - 爸 - Oh, and we got you turkey chowder. - Dad.
怎么? 这可是你的最爱 What? It's your favorite.
乔什不是我男朋友 好吧? Josh is not my boyfriend, d'accord?
我也是这么和他解释 迪儿 I tried to tell him that, Dyl.
家长都怎么了? What is it with parents?
我们只是朋友 他在拍摄我的电影 We're just friends, he's making my movie.
是我的电影 My movie.
事实上 先生 您女儿在周六 And actually, sir, your daughter helped me
帮我争取到了一次约会 land a date for this Saturday.
噢 是吗? Oh, really?
- 恶心 老爸 - 干吗 只不过是个饱嗝 - Gross, Dad. - What, that was barely a burp.
哦 是吗? 你是想挑战吗? Oh, yeah? Was that a challenge?
好吧 All right.
- 男人 真幼稚 - 噢 你是在嫉妒 - Men, so juvenile. - Oh, you're just jealous.
- 嫉妒什么? - 因为你放不下面子 - Of what? - Because you can't let loose.
哦 事实上我经常听到迪伦打嗝 Oh, I've actually heard Dylan burp a lot.
爸 别说了 拜托 Dad. Mute button, please.
事实上 她以前喜欢冲我打嗝 In fact, she used to like to try to out-burp me
- 所以才有了打嗝比赛 - 不可能吧 - so we'd have these contests. - No way.
太经典了 That's classic.
真不敢相信 爸爸 I cannot believe you, Dad.
是啊 我也觉得不可置信 Yeah, I can barely believe it myself.
是这么吗? 好吧 Really? Okay, fine.
你俩想听下真正厉害的打嗝吗? You both wanna hear what a burp really sounds like?
- 请吧 - 好 - Please. - Okay.
看着 Here we go.
- 啊 妙极了 - 大师终于出手了 - Ah, bravo. - Oh, the master has spoken.
谢谢 谢谢 我这周都会在这里 Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
你爸真是酷毙了 So your dad was really cool.
我就知道你们俩合得来 I knew you two would get along.
你们都喜欢那些老旧黑白片 You both like those old black-and-white movies.
经典电影 Classics.
不敢相信他竟然把我的爱车钥匙还给我了 I can't believe he gave me the keys back to my Dylish-mobile.
或许他是该多误会你是我的男友 Maybe he should think you're my boyfriend more often.
哈 哈 或许如此 Ha, ha. Maybe he should.
你得把我今晚打嗝的录像全删掉 So you're, like, totally erasing that footage of me burping tonight.
为什么? 这是真实的你 Why? It's the real you.
真实的有点过火 Real is overrated.
比起表面的封面女郎我更喜欢真实的你 I think I like the real Dylan more than the cover story.
随便吧 What and ever. Heh.
那艾米 So Amy.
这周末你要带她去哪儿? Where are you taking her this weekend?
呃 我还真没想过 Uh, I haven't really thought about it yet.
什么事都得我亲自出马吗? Do I have to do everything myself?
好吧 亚瑟这周末要办场派对 Okay, so Asher's having a party this weekend.
我把你俩都加到邀请名单上 说定了 I can get you on the invite list. Done.
我不确定那行不行 I'm not sure that's my thing.
我知道女孩子喜欢什么 记得不? I know what girls like, remember?
好吧 - Yeah.
- 拜 - 再见 - Bye. - Later.
都是些好素材 乔什 Some great stuff here, Josh.
剪辑进行得如何? How's editing?
呃 我最近有点忙不过来 Uh, I've just been crammed lately.
周六得陪迪伦购物 Between shopping with Dylan on Saturday
那天晚上她还到我家吃晚饭 and she came over to my place for dinner the other night.
这...好吧 我会开工的 好吧? 我发誓 It's... Yeah, I'll get to it, okay? I swear.
好 电影节评委团会在审核前两天 Right, well, the film festival board needs to approve the rough cut
审阅粗剪 two days before the festival.
我有把握 F.先生 I'm on top of it, Mr. F. All right,
我清楚自己想做怎样的电影 I know what movie I wanna make.
很好 Good.
是的 Yeah.
嗨 Hi.
- 哦 来 听下这个 - 好 - Oh, here, listen to this. - Okay.
- 是蓝橘子新出的唱片样带 - 好 - It's Blue Tangerine's new demo. - Okay.
- 不是每个人都会喜欢 - 不 - It's not for everyone. - No.
我会听习惯的 I could get used to it.
那... So...
- 我们走吧? - 哦 - Shall we go? - Oh.
当然 好的 不好意思 Of course, yes. Right, sorry.
女士优先 After you.
今天有什么计划? So, what's the plan for today?
我在想第一次约会就带你回家 I was thinking if it's not too much to ask on the first date,
- 见父母 会不会有点夸张? - 哦 - take you home, meet my mom? - Oh.
她在上希腊菜烹饪课 She's taking Greek cooking classes.
午餐是她做的烤羊肉串 She's making lamb kabobs for lunch.
肯定很好吃 只是 我是素食主义者 And I'm sure they're delish. It's just that I'm a vegetarian.
- 好吧 - 真是抱歉 - Right. - I'm sorry.
不 没关系 No, it's okay.
除非你是想吃汉堡才不去的 哈 哈 哈 Except when you're craving a burger. Ha-ha-ha.
看电影如何? How about a movie?
在黑暗中呆两个小时? Two hours in the dark?
在这么好天气里? On a day like this?
好吧 去派对如何? Okay, how about a party?
去亚瑟·杜曼的家 At Asher Dumetz's place?
你和男排帅哥们好上了? You're friends with the volleyball dudes?
不 并不全是 No. Not at all.
很高兴澄清了这点 因为... I'm glad we cleared that up because...
我也不知道 我不常跟那群人混 I don't know, I don't usually roll with that crowd.
太好了 Perfect.
但去凑凑热闹也不错 But should be fun for a laugh.
- 是吗? - 是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
好吧 All right.
等等 One second.
- 谢谢 - 嗯 - Thank you. - Yeah.
真要去? Really?
哦 哇 Oh, wow.
呜! Whoo!
我来了 I'm coming.
想跳舞吗? 想跳舞吗? Wanna dance? Wanna dance?
- 什么? - 想跳支舞吗? - What? - Wanna dance?
我很忙 等等再说吧 I'm busy. Maybe later.
你迟到了 You're late.
等等 你邀请我们的? Wait, you invited us?
呃 哦 我知道乔什 Ugh. Oh, I knew Josh would
不能带你去什么好地方 所以 是的 have nowhere hip to take you, so, yes.
你可以跟亚瑟和我一起玩 You can hang with Asher and me.
我想我还是跳舞吧 I think I'd rather dance.
跳舞真不是我强项 Dancing isn't really my thing.
只管去吧 Just go.
真爱卖弄 Show-off.
我很高兴见到乔什 I'm happy to see Josh,
但我更希望他一个人来 but I kind of wish he was on his own
这样就能有更多相处时间 so we could hang out more.
奇怪 对吧? Weird, right?
好吧 我不折磨你了 Okay, I'll stop torturing you.
我们找到春季舞会的舞伴了 We got dates to the Spring Formal.
他们是双胞胎 With the twins.
太配了 我跟杰伊一起 They're matching. I'm with Jay.
我跟丹尼一起 And I'm with Danny.
太棒了 女士们 我们可以三组一起 Excellent, ladies. We can triple date,
加上亚瑟和我 with Asher and me.
有人渴了吗? Anyone thirsty?
你在找什么? What are you looking for?
- 柠檬汁 - 糟糕 - Lemonade. - Oops.
这是最后一瓶 Took the last one.
早点适应那种挫败的感觉吧 Get used to that loser feeling.
当时我一个人在弹吉他 So I was doing my guitar solo
然后一头大象随着鼓点跳起来 and then an elephant joined in on the drums.
哇 太了不起了 Wow, that's awesome.
去看看她吧 Go check on her.
等等 怎么了? Wait, what?
对不起 只是... Sorry, it's just...
没事的 It's fine.
- 你确定吗? - 是啊 - Are you sure? - Mm-hm.
我去看看DJ能不能让我转转盘 I'm gonna go see if the DJ will let me spin a few.
好的 Okay.
嘿 Hey.
你怎么一个人? Why are you by yourself?
哦 我只是出来透下气 Oh, I was just taking a breather.
艾米呢? Where's Amy?
好吧 你跟她是怎么回事? Okay, what's your deal with her anyway?
我六年级时抛弃了她 Kind of ditched her in the sixth grade.
为什么? 艾米人很好 Why? Amy's great.
艾米是好 Amy is great.
我害怕一直会活在她的影子里 I was afraid of always living in her shadow.
你? You?
我猜跟汉娜和萝拉一起就没威胁 So I guess no threat of that with Hannah and Lola.
总之 艾米去舞池弄音乐了 Anyway, Amy's downstairs checking out music.
呃-哦 Uh-oh.
- 什么意思? - 意思是她觉得无聊 - What "oh"? - That means she's B-O-R-E-D, bored.
真的吗? 我该怎么做? Seriously? What should I do?
浪漫点 呆子 牵她的手 Be romantic, dork. Hold her hand.
什么 我直接牵下去吗? What, do I just grab it or...?
像这样 Like this.
然后呢? Then what?
她跟你说话时 你就靠过去 Well, when she talks to you, you wanna lean in.
像这样 Like this.
- 喂? - 呃... - Hello? - Uh...
- 呃... - 呃... - Uh... - Uh...
迪伦隐形眼镜里进东西了 Dylan had something in her contact.
你戴隐形眼镜了? You wear contacts?
没 别傻了 隐形眼镜? No, don't be silly. Contacts?
我视力一级棒 乔什只是... I have totes perfect vision. Josh was just...
是的 只是准备离开 Yeah, just leaving.
好吧 到底是谁邀请他的? All right, who invited him anyway?
亚瑟 等等 什么事都没发生 Asher, wait, nothing was happening.
亚瑟 Asher.
过一下 对不起 亚瑟 Excuse me, sorry. Asher.
亚瑟 等等 Asher, wait.
晚点打给你 瑟仔 Call you later, Ash.
发生什么事了? What's going on?
哦 没什么 我只是要早点走 Oh, nothing, I'm just trufatigue.
但你从来不提前离开派对 But you never leave parties early.
我现在要走了 好吗? Well, I am now, okay?
听着 我跟迪伦之间是清白的 Look, there's nothing going on with Dylan, okay?
我相信你 I believe you.
呃... Um...
你愿意跟我一起去春季舞会吗? Would you wanna go to the Spring Formal with me?
谢谢 乔什 Thanks, Josh.
但 不行 But, no.
为什么? Why not?
听着 我不认为你偷偷在和迪伦约会 Look, I don't think you're secretly dating Dylan.
但我认为你想那么做 But I think you want to.
什么? What?
好吧 N-O表示不会 Okay, N-O spells no.
绝不 Never.
你连说话都像她 You even sound like her.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
好吧 Yeah.
往后退 闪一边去 Now back away, go away.
瞧瞧 And look.
我自由了 And I'm free.
在海滩上 哈 哈 哈 At the beach. Ha-ha-ha.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
不 不 不要啊 No, no, no.
不 No.
不 不 不要啊 No, no, no.
给你 投帕德森一票 Here you go. Vote for Paterson.
嗨 帅哥们 别忘了投我 Hi, guys, don't forget to vote.
投给帕德森 For Paterson.
给你 There you go.
大家好 投帕德森一票 Hello. Vote for Paterson.
好吧 给你 你一定会投我 对吧? Okay, here you go, you have to vote, okay?
迪伦 你在干吗? Dylan, what are you doing?
汉娜和萝拉 Hannah and Lola.
啊 我站在这里 Duh, I'm standing right here.
消火栓怎样了? What's with the fire hydrant?
哦 我只是检查下 你懂的 安全第一 Oh, I was just checking it. You know, safety first.
午餐后才有法语课 We don't have French class until after lunch.
是啊 我只是复习下以备突击考试 Yeah. I was just gonna study for the pop quiz.
法语要突击考试? We have a pop quiz in French?
这也没准 是吧? You never know, right?
嗨 加恩里校长 Hi, Principal Guthrie.
竞选花魁的压力真大 The pressures of Blossom Queen.
都快把她逼疯了 It's made her totally snap.
听着 我知道粗剪的截止日期是明天 Look, I know the rough cut deadline is tomorrow,
但有没有可能可以延迟呢? but is there any chance I can get an extension?
我也想 但你知道这不行 乔什 I'd like to, but you know I can't, Josh.
作为电影协会主席 这样大家会被认为是徇私 As chair of the film committee, it would look like I'm playing favorites.
到底发生什么事了? What's really going on?
坦白说吗? 我需要有人帮我一起完成电影 Honestly? I need help finishing the film.
乔什 Josh,
一定要挖掘真相 just tell the truth.
这样你的艺术天分才会表露出来 Then your artistic vision will shine through.
艺术天分 懂了 Artistic vision. Got it.
听着 我会跟电影节评审团谈谈 Listen, I'll talk to the film festival board.
如果明早你可以剪出点东西 If you can edit something by tomorrow morning,
我会让他们保留你的资格 I'll get them to save your slot.
但我恐怕你时间不够 But I'm afraid you haven't given yourself enough time
做不出能夺冠的东西 to make something worthy of first place.
他说的很对 He's right.
古罗马文明的后共和时期 The post-republican period of the ancient Roman civilization
实施专制政府 was characterized by an autocratic government.
独裁形式的政府 An autocratic form of government.
在公元三世纪末 In the late third century AD,
戴克里先建立了把权力一分为四的 Diocletian established the practice of dividing an order between four...
给你 亚瑟给的纸条 Here, a note from Asher.
上面说什么? What does it say?
哦 你懂的 跟往常一样 Oh, you know, the usual.
他喜欢我 等等 等等 He adores me, et cetera, et cetera.
事实上 这上面说他要跟你分手 立刻 马上 Actually, it says he's breaking up with you. Like, now.
什么? What?
你戴眼镜了? You wear glasses?
这些期中考都会考 This will all be on the midterm.
认输 认输吧 Submit, submit.
亚瑟 Asher.
等等 亚瑟 You look, Asher.
- 亚瑟 ... - 兄弟 - Asher, s... - Dude.
- 亚瑟 - 干嘛 ? - Asher. - What?
你写了张纸条把我甩了? You're breaking up with me in a note?
那春季舞会怎么办 ? What about Spring Formal?
也许乔什可以带你去 哇! Maybe Josh can take you. Whoa!
你是什么意思? What's that supposed to mean?
你变了 You've changed.
你现在总和书呆子为伍 You hang with nerds now.
甚至一副书呆子样的打扮 You're even dressing like one.
哦 不是这样的 看到了? 我还是原来的我 Oh, no. Look, look, see? I'm the same old Dylan.
是吗 我可不这么认为 Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.
回头见 Lates.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
我需要和你谈谈 I need to talk to you.
很好 我也正需要和你谈谈 Great. I need to talk to you too.
我们出去吃吧 Let's eat outside.
不 这正是我需要谈的问题 No, that's what I wanna talk to you about.
我今天不能和你一起吃午餐 Okay, I can't have lunch with you today
甚至电影节前往后的每一天 or any day until after the film festival.
什么? What?
我还没有完成那部电影 I haven't finished the movie yet.
我需要集中精力 Okay. And I gotta stay focused.
我真的 真的需要赢得那个电影奖 And I really, really wanna win that film prize.
我还很想得到校园皇后呢 And I really wanna win Blossom Queen.
所以你最好不要来搅局 So you better not mess this up,
怪胎 否则我 ... geek, or I'll...
否则怎样? Or what?
禁止我到你们的用餐区域吃饭? You gonna ban me from The Ramp?
你自己的位子都被人占了 Your seat's already been taken.
盗墓迷城 原版的 还是翻拍的? The Mummy. Original or remake?
原版的卡尔·弗兰德导演的 Original, directed by Karl Freund,
史坦芬·山莫翻拍的 remake directed by Stephen Sommers.
- 我选原版的 - 翻拍的 - I would say original. - Remake.
看看谁屈尊坐到我们这桌了 Well, look who deigned to join us.
身为电影俱乐部的主席 我想 ... Well, as president of the film club, I think that...
不再是了 Not anymore.
什么 ? What?
最近你一直忙于和 It's just you've been so
那些 "名流们" 流连于派对 busy going to parties with the Populars lately...
都不参加我们的数学竞赛 Instead of coming to the mathlete scavenger hunt.
朋友们 我知道错了 好不好 ? Guys, I am so sorry, okay?
我完全把这事给忘了 I completely forgot.
听着 Okay.
我们决定重新选一位新的社团主席 We decided to re-elect a new film club society president
取代你的位子 in your absence.
- 什么? 是谁? - 我 - What? Who? - Me.
真的假的? Really?
还不去趴在新好朋友的肩上痛哭? Why don't you go cry on your new BFF's shoulder?
我听说迪伦和亚瑟玩完了 分手了 I heard Dylan and Asher are D-O-N-E, done.
他把她给甩了 He dumped her.
容我问下 Dare I ask?
进展的如何? How's it going?
我朋友要的主题和迪伦想要的不太一样 My friends expect one thing and Dylan expects another.
法利先生希望我还原事实 Mr. Farley wants me to tell the truth.
这是条很好的建议 That's good advice.
妈妈 你认为我能临时改变 Hey, Mom, do you think it's okay if my artistic vision
我想表达的主题吗? has changed?
我想可以的 如果你的感觉改变了话 Well, I mean, yeah, I think it's okay if your feelings have changed.
我是说 你的电影应该呈现你了解的那个迪伦 I mean, your film should be about the Dylan that you've come to know.
晚安 Good night.
安 Night.
- 别太晚睡 知道吗? - 知道 - Hey, don't stay up too late, okay? - Yeah.
别拍了 Stop it.
测试 1 2 3 Testing, one, two, three.
我爱死了 I love it.
看起来就像杯蛋糕 It feels like a cupcake.
你觉得这件怎样? What do you think about this one?
很漂亮 我喜欢那些亮片 It's so cute. I love the sparkles.
- 你喜欢我的手套吗? - 哦 我喜欢 - Do you like my glove? - Oh, I love those.
迪伦 Dylan.
你怎么来了 ? What are you doing here?
这家是我最喜欢的精品店 我经常来 This is my favorite boutique, I'm always here.
你们来选春季舞会的衣服却不叫上我? You're shopping for Spring Formal without me?
你最近都一直和乔什一起购物 Well, you're forever off shopping with Josh these days.
况且 我们有舞伴一起去舞会 你却没有 Besides, we have dates to the dance and you don't anymore.
萝拉 Lola,
你一定要买那件裙子 穿起来很美 defs get that dress. You look gorgeous.
玛尔塔 我回来了 Marta, I'm home.
宝贝 你回来啦? Hey, sweetie.
今晚没和乔什一起出去吗? No plans with Josh tonight?
- 我和乔什吵架了 - 为了那部电影? - I think Josh and me are in a fight. - Over the movie?
我开始怀疑那是不是个好点子 I'm starting to wonder if it was such a stellar idea after all.
我提议 Tell you what.
我们一起去吃晚餐 就我们两个? Why don't we have dinner, just the two of us?
我本来约了安伯 I was supposed to see Amber,
但我可以马上打给她取消约会 but I can quickly give her a call and cancel.
我们就可以一起去了 We'll order in.
我想你的女友可以过来一起吃 I suppose your girlfriend can join us.
就这一次 Just once.
真的吗 Really?
你最好了 You are the best.
我知道 I know.
我注意到你穿的是谢尔盖·桑切斯的高跟鞋 So I noticed that you have some Serge Sanchez heels on.
是吗 你看到了啊 Oh, you noticed.
我很喜欢谢尔盖的设计 I love Serge so much.
也许你可以借去穿穿 Maybe you can borrow them.
那太好了 That would be awesome.
或许虽然安伯不是我亲妈 So maybe Amber's not my mom,
可是她也没那么差 but she's not so bad either.
他们劝我对乔什多点信心 And they convinced me to have a little bit more faith in Josh.
那部电影会很不错的 The movie will be fine.
是吧? Right?
用他们的术语来说 祝你好运 As they say in show business, break a leg.
等下 你们还在生我气? Wait, you guys still mad?
没有 怪胎是很团结的 No. Geeks stick together.
嗨 Hi.
感谢 乔斯·贝尔·布诺为大家带来一部 Right. Well, thank you, Josie Bel Bruno,
关于宠物仓鼠的精彩电影 for that fascinating film about your pet hamster.
我从来不知道它们如此凶恶 I certainly didn't know that they were that vicious.
接下来 我想借此良机 Right, well, I would like to take this opportunity
感谢所有参与到本届电影节的选手 谢谢 to thank all the participants in the festival, thank you.
好的 废话不多说 我很高兴为大家介绍 Well, without further ado, it gives me great pleasure
由沃兰兹学院推荐的参赛作品 to introduce Woodlands Academy's official submission,
由乔什·罗森执导 Josh Rosen
纪录片叫做 揭秘万人迷 and his documentary called The Popularity Project.
万人迷 Popularity.
那是什么? What is it?
根据迪伦·尚恩费徳的理论 According to Dylan Schoenfield,
她是沃兰兹学院最受欢迎的女生之一 one of the most popular girls at Woodlands Academy,
那意味着许多含义 it's a lot of things.
受欢迎并不是件容易的事 Being popular is so not easy.
我们在电影里 We're in the movie.
就像皇室成为或第一夫人一样难 - It's like royalty or the first lady.
你必须合乎难以达到的完美标准 You have to live up to impossible standards of beauty
并且能够带来正面的影响 and you're expected to be a good influence.
就像我帮助没那么幸运的人一样 Like I help out the less fortunate.
那些没有时尚品味的人 Fashion victims.
受欢迎是会传染的 Popularity's contagious.
- 像感冒一样? - 没错 - What, like a cold? - Duh.
所以汉娜和萝拉才一直争着要当我闺蜜 It's why Hannah and Lola battle to be my better friend.
她们之所以受欢迎是因为我 Their popularity comes from mine.
课后你都做些什么? What are your plans after school?
呃 普拉提 但不是周二 周二是练瑜伽 Uh, Pilates. But not on Tuesdays.That's yoga.
我是说 毕业以后 比如愿望 理想? I mean, when you graduate.You know, hopes, dreams?
你的人生目标是什么? What's your life goal?
成为校园皇后 Blossom Queen.
- 之后呢 - 之后 ? - After that.- After?
如果我没有获选花魁冠军 我的人生就此终结 If I don't win Blossom Queen,my life is officially O-V-E-R, over.
所以说红人只和红人交朋友吗? So Populars only hang with Populars?
喵咪不会和狗狗玩 对吧? Cats don't hang with dogs, right?
是这样吗 这就是你的想法? Really? That's your argument?
这样比较好 It's better this way.
如果每个人都待在自己的圈子里 If everyone stays in their own group,
就不会有误会 there's no chance of misunderstandings.
比如呢 什么样的误会? Like, what kind of misunderstandings?
那就拿我和你来说 举个例子 Well, take you and me, for instance.
我们一起在出去拍我的电影 If we mingled outside of doing my movie together,
你可能会自作多情 约我出去 you might get the wrong idea and ask me out.
- 想想多可怕 - 尴尬死了 - Imagine the horror.- You'd be so embarrassed.
搞清楚了吗? 明白了吗? Did we get it? Was that good?
那迪伦是小猫还是小狗呢? So is Dylan the cat or the dog?
你有在拍我完美的侧面吗? 这半边? Are you getting my good side? This one right here?
一个人真有那么肤浅吗? Could one person be this shallow?
我选迪伦作为我的纪录片主题 I chose Dylan as my documentary subject
是因为我想挑战自己 because I wanted a challenge.
去揭露万人迷背后的真相 To uncover the truth about popularity.
但我也希望能够还原真相 But I also wanted to make something real.
于是我决定去挖掘真正的迪伦·尚恩费徳 I was determined to discover the real Dylan Schoenfield.
哦 不 排球赛结束了 亚瑟 Oh, no. The volleyball game's over. Asher.
再见 Goodbye.
迪伦 停下来 Dylan, stop.
等等 Stop.
- 怎么了? - 怎么了? - What's wrong? - What's wrong?
整部电影就是问题 The entire movie is what's wrong.
在我朋友面前羞辱我还不够 And it wasn't enough for you to embarrass me in front of my friends.
你还要在全城人的面前羞辱我 You embarrassed me in front of the entire city.
羞辱你? Embarrass you?
我只想向大家展示真实的你 But I was trying to show the real you.
真实的我令人可耻 And the real me is humiliating.
我耗费了整个初中和高中 I've spent all of middle school and high school
才摆脱掉真实的我 成为完美的迪伦 trying to get rid of the real me and perfect the new Dylan.
- 迪伦 我 - 你不了解 永远也不会 - Dylan, I... - You don't get it and you never did.
我曾相信你 但你从不在乎我 I trusted you, but you never cared about me.
你只关心你那愚蠢的电影 All you cared about was that stupid movie.
- 不是这样的 - 不是? - That's not true. - It's not?
离我远点 乔什 Just leave me alone, Josh.
我是说 永远别接近我 And by that, I mean for and ever.
我越深入了解迪伦 So the more I got to know Dylan,
我发现她有许多不为人知的一面 I found out there's lots of sides to her.
她可以非常有趣 充满活力 She can be funny and normal and full of life.
乔什 乔什 看看这个 Josh, Josh, look at this.
放大了看 乔什 放大这里 这里 看到没? Zoom in and look at it. Josh, zoom in right here, right here. Look?
放大 看到了吗? 说什么来着? Zoom in. Do you see that? What's that say?
说什么来着? What's that say?
嗯? Hmm?
A＋ A plus.
喔! Whoo!
太棒了 别拍了 Yes. Stop it.
她也可以很感性 容易受伤 多愁善感 She can also be sensitive and vulnerable and compassionate.
这是你妈吗? Is that your mom?
是的 她在沃兰兹的春季舞会上遇到我爸爸 Yeah, she met my dad at the Woodlands Spring Formal.
很疯狂 对吧? Crazy, huh?
等下 Wait.
你妈妈从前是校园皇后? Was your mom Blossom Queen?
很久以前的事情 1985那时 Back in the olden days, 1985. Heh.
喔 Wow.
你一定很想念她 I bet you miss her.
非常想 Lots.
房子只有我和爸爸住实在是有点寂寞 It gets kind of lonely here with just me and my dad.
所以你才会说没什么事比得上当选校园皇后? So when you said there's nothing more to life than winning Blossom Queen...
是的 Yeah,
为了我妈妈 because of my mom.
如果我赢了 If I win,
就仿佛我们彼此间还有联系 it's like we're still connected.
感觉她还在我身边 Like she's still with me.
随着我挖掘真实的迪伦·尚恩费徳 And as I discovered the real Dylan Schoenfield,
我发现 虽然她是万人迷中的一员 I figured, yeah, she might be popular,
虽然嗜鞋如命 但是她不仅此而已 she might really like shoes,but she's more than that.
她很聪明 很酷 并且很真实 She's smart and cool and real.
那才是我想向全世界呈现的迪伦 And that's the Dylan I wanted to show the world.
是的 也许我的电影并没有 Yeah, so maybe the truth
真正的揭露红人的黑幕 didn't turn out to be a hard-hitting expos? on popularity,
但我不在乎 but I don't care.
我交到了一位新朋友 I have a new friend.
这才是最重要的 That's what really matters.
准备好了吗? Are you ready?
哦 Whoa. Here we go.
喔 Whoa.
嘿 Hey.
还把钥匙藏在花盆下面 和初中时一样 Still hidden under the frog planter, like in middle school.
你来这里干嘛? What are you doing here?
听着 迪伦 虽然6年级以后 Look, Dylan, just because
你就不把我当朋友了 you stopped being my friend in sixth grade
但不代表我也不把你当朋友 doesn't mean I stopped being yours.
我知道你妈妈死后你打击很大 I know you went through a lot when your mom died.
我理解 I get it.
现在也是 I still get it.
我不知道该说什么 I don't know what to say.
你知道的 这种事从不会发生在我身上 Which, you know, for me, never happens.
乔什很担心你 Josh is worried about you.
才怪 Yeah, right.
乔什那糟糕的电影毁了我 Josh's terrible movie ruined me.
我的人生玩完了 完了 My life is O-V-E-R, over.
乔什那糟糕的电影获奖了 Josh's terrible movie won the film festival.
你比以前更受欢迎 You're more popular than ever.
乔什给了我他电影的DVD Josh gave me the DVD for his movie.
等你看完了整部电影再告诉我 Watch all of it and then
你有没有被毁了 tell me if you're ruined.
迪伦 Dylan.
迪伦 你是沃兰兹学院最受欢迎的女孩 Dylan, you're the most popular girl at Woodlands ever.
你来了 你不用再和那些下等人混日了 There you are. You don't have to hang with the riff-raff anymore.
瞧 我买了那件礼服 Look, I got the dress.
你是对的 你的品味真时尚 You're right, your charity is fashion.
不管怎样 和你的礼服比起来 What and ever,
不算什么 迪儿 it's nothing compared to your dress, Dyl.
哦 复古风真时髦 就和你一样 Oh, vintage is so in. Like you.
嘿 迪伦 Hey, Dylan.
你看上去 呃 真性感 Looking, uh, smoking.
迪伦 Dylan
大家注意了 If I could have your attention.
哦 要开始了 Oh, it's starting.
先生们 女士们 Ladies and gentlemen.
揭晓的时刻到了 It's time, people.
这个让我 是你们等了很久的时刻 The moment I have... The moment you have been all waiting for.
是时候宣布今年春季舞会校园皇后 It's time to announce your Spring Formal Blossom Queen.
让我们看看 And let's just see.
获奖者是 And the winner is:
迪伦·尚恩费徳 Dylan Schoenfield.
去 快去 Go. Go.
真厉害 尚恩费徳 不错嘛 Well played, Schoenfield. Well played.
喔! Whoo!
喔喔! Woohoo!
最近 有一部关于我的纪录片 Recently, a documentary was made about me
我知道你们中有一部分人已经看过 and I know some of you may have seen it. Heh.
嗯 Um...
我想向大家汇报一下近况 I would like to give you all an update.
关于猫狗论的说法是错误的 I was wrong about that cats and dogs stuff.
受欢迎并不是让所有人都知道你或你的打扮 Popularity isn't about having everyone know who you are or what you're wearing
甚至是赢得花魁冠军 or even winning Blossom Queen.
受欢迎是交到喜欢真实的你的朋友 Popularity is about having real friends who like you for you.
不是那些喜新厌旧伪善的人 Not faux ones who ditch you because a better offer came along
或者看你变成单身 or bailed on you because you became single
没有舞伴去参加舞会就抛弃你的人 and didn't have a date to Spring Formal anymore.
我说的是真正的朋友 It's about real friends.
能让你依赖的人 Who you can count on.
这样的友谊是永恒的 Even if it's been, like,
就算这位好友挑染了粉色头发 forever and they have pink hair and stuff.
或是并不和你拥有相同的爱好 Friends who might not always be into the same things as you,
却会永远支持你 but who will always be there
分享除了厨房食材大汇集圣代外的所有东西 to share an everything-but-the-kitchen-sink sundae.
无论是身为校园红人或是怪胎 It's not about being popular or a geek.
关键是能在一群使你开心的朋友周遭 It's about being around people who make you happy,
就像我对乔什·罗森的感觉一样 Like how I feel about Josh Rosen.
哦 Oh.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
你赢得了电影节比赛 You won the film festival.
你也被封为校园皇后 And you won Blossom Queen.
没有你 我是做不到 I couldn't have done it without you.
我也是 Same here.
艾米给我看了整部电影 Amy showed me the whole movie.
哦 你终于承认它是部电影了 Oh, you finally called it "the movie."
我们的电影 Our movie.
它会是美满的结局吗? So does it have a happy ending?
你说呢 You tell me.
真爱赢了 True love prevails.
恶心 Gross.
我觉得很浪漫 I think it's kind of romantic.
史提芬 想跳支舞吗? You wanna dance, Steven?
- 发生奇迹了吗? - 来吗? - Does E equal MC... - Squared?
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi. Heh.
- 跳舞吗? - 啊? - Wanna dance? - Huh?
干嘛? 你是在害怕吗 What? Are you scared or something?
我? 害怕? Me? Scared?
这就是我们的故事 So that's our story.
公主与怪胎 The princess and the geek.
电影怪胎 Film geek.
对不起 我不该喊你书呆子 I'm sorry I called you a nerd.
我也不该喊你大牌 Sorry I called you a diva.
我在想 出一部续集? So I'm thinking, sequel?
续集永远比不上首部 Sequels are never as good as the original.
大家都知道这个道理 Everyone knows that.