Hey, wake up!
嘿 起床
We've got something for you.
我给你准备了些东西
He's crazier than a career in zoo.
他比动物园的动物还疯狂
You never know what he might do.
你永远不知道他要做什么
He's Felix the Cat
他就是菲力猫
and he's here for you.
他就在你面前
With Poind… (Poindexter!)
和波因…（波因德克斯特！）
and the Professor,
和教授
the Master Cylinder too! (HELP!)
还有塞林德大师（救命!）
The madness is mixed with his bag of tricks.
他的疯狂有着各种把戏
You know, you know,
你懂的 你懂的
he's gonna pull us through! (You're right!)
他会把我们吸引得目不转睛（你说的没错！）
So find you place at the TV screen
快在电视前找好位子
for the most wonderful cat
来看看你见过的
that you've ever seen.
最神奇的猫咪
He's always up to something new
他总有些新把戏
It's Felix the Cat
他是菲力猫
and he's here for you.
在这里等你
It's Felix the Cat
他是菲力猫
and he's here for you!
在这里等你
Watch that.
小心
Rock, he's going with Felix's stone wall.
洛克 他要撞上菲力猫家的围墙了
He's a messenger.
那是个信使
And there in the pink polka-dotted pyramid,
在粉色圆点的金字塔里
I found Cleopatra's secret chamber
我发现了克利奥佩特拉的密室
filled with her beauty secrets and formulas.
里面都是她的美丽秘密和配方
For we on that beauty stuff.
可以让我们变美的东西
Don't be stupid rock.
别犯蠢 洛克
Cleopatra's beauty secrets,
克利奥佩特拉的美丽秘密
every woman in the world will want them.
世界上所有的女人都想拥有
We will be wealthy, wealthy, wealthy.
我们要发财了 发大财
Come at once.
快来
50% is yours.
我分你一半
Your friend, Dr. R.K. Holejest.
你的朋友R·K·奥勒杰斯特
Tell him I'm leaving immediately.
告诉他我马上出发
-Okay, we'll follow Felix. -Let's go.
-好的 我们快跟上菲力猫 -我们走
Well, here's where my little magic bag is going to get me there in a hurry.
我的魔法包可以送我到那儿
A hungry wild whale.
一头饥肠辘辘的鲸鱼
Boss, this Ocean suddenly seems dry.
老大 这片海洋好像突然变干了
Boss, look where we are.
老大 快看我们在哪儿
Now it's time to convert back.
是时候变回来了
And now my magic bag becomes my little jungle hopper.
现在我的魔法包就变成了丛林代步器
Contact.
出发
Hey, what is your crooks doing up here?
嘿 你们这些坏人在这儿干嘛？
We are interested in the Egyptian secrets.
我们对埃及秘密充满好奇
Look, the pink polka-dotted pyramid.
看 是粉色圆点金字塔
Hey, we're too heavy.
嘿 这样太重了
Get off before we crash.
在坠毁前快下去
Oh, welcome Felix.
噢 欢迎你 菲力猫
Welcome to Cleopatra's Beauty chamber.
欢迎来到克里奥佩特拉的美丽密室
Sorry Felix, you bumped your head when we landed.
抱歉 菲力猫 降落的时候你砸到头了
Leave him there, Rock. Out of the way.
把他丢在那儿 洛克 别妨碍事
You're not Felix's friends.
你不是菲力猫的朋友
We have only his interests at heart.
但我们心里和他用共同爱好
So much so, that we are taking over his interest
话够多了 就由我们来接管
in Cleopatra's beauty secrets.
克里奥佩特拉的美丽秘密吧
So that's why I'm trapped here.
所以我被困在了这里
Just how did you learn of this secret?
你们怎么知道这个秘密的？
In your message to Felix,
在你给菲力猫的信息里
you tell all about discovering Cleopatra's secret beauty chamber
你说你发现了克里奥佩特拉的美丽密室
filled with beauty formulas.
里面都是变美配方
They all belong to the doctor and me.
那些都是属于博士和我的
Well, you both are retiring as of now.
好啊 那你们俩现在就一起退休吧
I refuse to retire.
我拒绝退休
I insist that you'll retire.
我坚持要求你退休
Remember, he's my partner.
记住 他是我的搭档
Right job, so you must join your partner in retirement.
对哦 那你就跟你的搭档一起退休去吧
Business-wise, your backs are to the wall.
没有商业头脑 就去站墙角吧
Rock, here is Cleopatra's list, check them.
洛克 这是克里奥佩特拉的清单 检查下
Beauty cream, lipstick, hair curler, hair off, hair dye,
美白霜 口红 卷发液 脱毛膏 染发剂
wave toner, fatty prover, and eye shade.
淡纹水 减肥水 还有眼影
Right, right, okay, it's here, okay.
对 对 没错 在这儿 都在了
This must be the hair grower.
这应该是生发液
Boss, I feel funny.
老大 我觉得好奇怪
Boss, I'm worse. What do I do?
老大 我越来越不对劲了 该怎么办？
You worth for it.
你自作自受
Boss, boss, where are you?
老大 老大 你在哪儿?
You're settling.
你好好待着
Get out of my sight.
别碍着我的眼
I'm getting up.
我受够了
That's beauty treatment coming up.
医美疗程开始咯
Boss, the hairs off.
老大 是脱毛膏
Boss, we're growing.
老大 我们变胖了
That goes on, must come on.
该有的一个不会少
Beauty is on the way.
立马变美
There goes Felix and his magic bag.
是菲力猫和他的魔法包
That bag is driving me crazy.
那个包让我日思夜想
I can't think anything else.
我根本想不了其他的事情
I see it everywhere.
满眼看到的都是它
Even the bags under my eyes are beginning to look like magic bags.
我的眼袋都快变成魔法包的样子了
I'm suffering from magic bag on the brain.
我的脑袋已经受够了那个魔法包
I must get Felix's magic bag. But how?
我一定要拿到它 但是该怎么做？
It won't work for anyone but Felix.
它只听菲力猫的指令
Anyone but Felix.
除了菲力猫 谁都不听
That gives me an idea.
我有主意了
It's finished at last.
终于完成了
My greatest invention, a mechanical Felix.
我最伟大的发明 机械菲力猫
Now to test it.
现在开始测试
My name is Felix. My name is Felix.
我叫菲力猫 我叫菲力猫
My name is Felix.
我叫菲力猫
It works. Now I can go after that magic bag.
成功了 我现在就去抢魔法包
Here he comes.
他来了
This time you lose, Felix.
你输定了 菲力猫
Now to start by wonderful robot.
让我们从这个完美的机器人开始
Last, the magic mag is mine, mine, mine.
最后 魔法包终于是我的了 我的 我的
Let me out. Let me out.
放我出去 放我出去
It looks like I made a slide booboo.
看起来我犯了个大错
There is something in there with me.
这儿好像有什么东西
Help, help.
救命 救命
Let me out. Save me.
放我出去 救救我
At last, the magic bag is mine.
终于 我拿到了魔法包
Look, the silly bag thinks my mechanical Felix is real.
看 那个傻包把机器菲力猫当成是真的
It follows him like a puppy dog.
就像只小狗一样跟着他
And the real Felix is trapped in the cave
而真的菲力猫被困在山洞里
where he can't stop me.
根本无法阻挡我
Help, help. Let me out.
救命 救命 放我出去
There is a ferocious monster in the here with me.
这山洞里有只凶猛的怪物跟我呆在一起
I wonder what it is.
我有点好奇到底是什么
A little mouse.
一只小老鼠
So that's what was making all the noise.
所以刚才的声音都是它弄出来的
Maybe I can cross outside through the mouse tunnel.
或许我可以从那个老鼠洞爬出去
Now to get back my magic bag.
现在就去抢回我的魔法包
It's time for the acid test
是时候进行进一步测试了
to see if my fake Felix can make the bag work.
看看我的假菲力猫能不能让包运作
Let's see.
我们来试试
I'll have him turn it into a rocket ship.
我要让他变成火箭飞船
I did it.
我成功了
From now on, the world is my placing
从现在开始 这世界就是我的了
I hate to nag
我讨厌唠叨
but where's my bag.
但我的包在哪儿
Felix.
菲力猫
You'll never get it back, never.
你永远别想把它拿回去 永远
The bag won't obey you, professor,
那包不会听你的 教授
as long as I'm around.
只要我在周围的话
Here's my chance to get rid of that cat.
我终于有机会摆脱那只猫了
Help.
救命
The professor is getting a trifle irritating.
教授有点生气了
I'll grab the bag and run.
我抓起包就跑
Okay, to complain at this little thing.
好吧 抱怨这件小事
That frisky feline.
那只活跃的猫
Now I'm really mad.
现在我真的生气了
I'll turn up my robot full force.
我要把我的机器人开足马力
Go get him.
去抓住他
The professor's robot blew its fuse.
教授的机器人把保险丝烧掉了
My work is ruined.
我的杰作被毁了
No matter what I do,
无论我做什么
Felix always has the last word.
菲力猫总是笑到最后
So this is the house I am here confirm My great-grandpa,
我来这间房子怀念我的曾祖父
captain Felix,
菲力猫船长
What a mess.
真有够乱的
My great grandson Felix.
我的曾孙菲力猫
Now I can give him my hidden treasure.
现在我可以把我藏起来的宝藏给他了
We're stuck in the mud, professor.
我们陷在泥里了 教授
See, there is a shovel in that old house.
看 那栋老房子里应该有铲子
He's gonna find it himself.
他自己就能找到了
Hey, what's going on here?
嘿 发生了什么？
Grandson.
我的曾孙
Idiots, you forgot the shovel.
傻子 你忘记拿铲子了
Go back and get it.
快回去拿回来
Here comes Rock Bottom.
是洛克·巴顿
Hey, where's our shovel?
我们的铲子在哪儿？
Oh, oh, mine. All mine.
噢 噢 我的 都是我的
Anyway, you got your shovel, professor.
不管怎么说 你拿到你的铲子了 教授
A present? for me?
一份礼物？给我的？
A revolving door.
一扇旋转门
Good morning, Mr. Felix.
早上好 菲力猫
I'm out testing my new flying saucer.
我要去试飞我的新飞碟
Here to join me?
来跟我一起吗？
Oh, sure. Where are we going?
好啊 我们去哪儿？
I thought a ride through space would be edifying.
我觉得穿越太空应该挺不错
All set, Mr. Felix?
都准备好了吗 菲力猫？
Okay, ready for a ride.
好的 准备出发
Roger.
收到
-What happened? -Nothing consequential.
-发生了什么？ -不是什么大问题
I just press the button for down instead of up.
我刚才只是把上升按成了下降
Here we go. I'm still not used to this new model yet.
我们出发 我还有点不适应这个新的模式
-What's the first stop, Poindexter? -The moon.
-第一站去哪儿 波因德克斯特？ -月球吧
We're on course. We can relapse now.
我们路线没错 可以正常到达了
It's well.
那很好
According to my calculations, Mr. Felix.
根据我的计算 菲力猫
We should be there now.
我们应该已经到了
Already at the moon?
已经到月球了？
I can't wait to see it.
我已经迫不及待了
Yes, sir.
是的 先生
Well, Mr. Felix.
好的 菲力猫
Was it what you expected?
和你想象的一样吗？
Uh, not exactly Poindexter,
啊 不太一样 波因德克斯特
I wonder what kind of people will find here on the moon.
我好奇在月球上的人都长什么样
I can tell you right now.
我现在说不准
-There are for the birds. -The birds?
-外面都是鸟 -鸟？
I'll take a look.
我去看看
Violent, I say.
太凶悍了 我说
Perhaps we should show the natives we're friendly, Mr. Felix.
或许我们得像月球人展示友善 菲力猫
I suppose so.
我也觉得
Wait for me, Poindexter.
等我下 波因德克斯特
Huh, so that's it.
哈 所以就是这样
You good, Poindexter.
你太棒了 波因德克斯特
We're not on the moon.
我们根本不在月球上
-We're not? -Look.
-不在吗？ -你看
So that's what's impeding our progress.
所以这就是阻拦我们升空的原因
Just a small detail, Mr. Felix.
只是个小细节 菲力猫
Come on.
来
Then we resume our flight, Mr. Felix.
我们重启航程 菲力猫
We should be near the Milky Way now, Mr. Felix.
我们应该离银河很近了 菲力猫
Milky Way?
银河？
Huh, huh, I don't see a thing.
哈哈 我什么都没看到
From now on, I'm driving.
从现在起 我来开
Please drive carefully, Mr. Felix.
请小心驾驶 菲力猫
So we don't get caught by the gravity belt.
当心别被重力圈抓住
Hey, what's happening?
嘿 发生了什么？
We are caught in the gravity belt.
我们被重力圈抓住了
We will be crashed.
我们要坠毁了
I'm afraid our spaceship is caught in the gravity belt, Mr. Felix.
恐怕我们的飞船被重力圈抓住了 菲力猫
Gosh, what can happen now?
天 结果会如何？
That simply means we'll be crushed.
简言之 我们要撞毁了
Unless we can induce the gravity belt,
除非我们有办法诱导重力带
to release my spaceship.
来释放我们的飞船
Let me help you, Mr. Felix.
让我帮你 菲力猫
I will press this button.
我会按下这个按键
It works, Poindexter. It's doing.
成功了 波因德克斯特 有效果
Roger.
收到
Gosh, that gravity belt nearly got us.
天 重力带差点抓住我们
let's go, Poindexter.
我们走 波因德克斯特
-Step on it. -Roger.
-出发 -收到
I've never tried stepping on it before.
我从没试过这么做
Maybe it works better this way.
或许这样更有效果
Looks like we're going to the Moon at last.
看来我们就快到月球了
It's not that simple, Mr. Felix.
没这么简单 菲力猫
We're going to run into a shower first.
我们会先经过一次洗澡
A shower?
是洗澡吗？
I don't mind getting wet.
我不怕变湿
It's not that kind of a shower.
不是那种洗澡
I'll take a look.
我来看看
Hey, someone's throwing rocks at us.
嘿 有人在对着我们丢石头
That's a meteor shower.
那是流星雨
Not I.
不是吧
Here they come, Poindexter.
它们来了 波因德克斯特
I'll change our course.
我现在变换航线
They are right behind us.
他们就在我们的身后
Get going, Poindexter.
得走了 波因德克斯特
They are diving on us.
他们在追着我们
I know why the meteors are following us, Felix.
我知道为什么流星雨追着我们了 菲力猫
The ultra-ionized isotopes in this new model attracts them.
是这个新模式中用的超电离同位素吸引着它们
But I'll push the neutralizer.
我现在就用中和器
They are still coming.
它们还在冲过来
-Look out. -Goodness.
-小心 -天呐
I don't think the ship is showered through.
我不觉得飞船能撑得过
I can't control the ship.
我控制不住飞船了
It's taking on too many rocks.
飞船里有太多石头了
We would have to abandon ship, Mr. Felix.
我们得弃船了 菲力猫
Okay with me.
好的 跟我来
We made it.
我们成功了
Congratulations, Mr. Felix.
恭喜 菲力猫
Oh no.
噢 不
What is it?
那是什么？
Your flying saucer is turning over.
你的飞碟要坠毁了
And it's loaded with rocks.
里面装了太多石头
This looks like the end, Mr. Felix.
看来就这样结束了 菲力猫
That was a narrow escape, Poindexter.
这是一次艰难逃生 波因德克斯特
Look out, Felix.
小心 菲力猫
Goodness.
天呐
Sorry, we didn't get to the moon, Felix.
抱歉我们没能到达月球 菲力猫
Somehow seen only stars. I don't, Mr. Moon.
毕竟这里只有星星 无缘了 月球先生