A Film by Sian Heder
This is a true story
Dog Eat Dog
Don't touch that
And don't get your hopes up
My hopes aren't up
I'm timing you
Hello Rizzo
Don't get attached
I'm not attached
There's still four days till she goes up for adoption
I know
But the dog has a chip we gotta wait
You know you could claim it
I'm aware of that
We have other dogs you know
Not for me
Thank you son
Sure
Dogs on Leash
Dog defecation must be removed immediately by owners under penalty of law
Reggie
Reggie come here
What's up with that guy
Not opening the cage
Just a couple of minutes
We don't allow unsupervised visits
Hello Judith
Judith
Wait wait uhmm
What happens if more than one person wants the same dog
There's lottery
What kind of lottery
You come tomorrow morning put your name in
The ticket we draw gets the dog
But shoudn't it be the best person I mean the person
who loves the dog the most
that's not for me to dicide
Skeebo
Heeyyyy Oliver
How fucked up are you
I'm pretty fucked up
OK uhh Write this down listen
I need you to come with me to the pound tomorrow
There's this old man trying to steal my dog
And they have this lottery thing
So I'm gonna bring a whole bunch of people
we're all gonna put our names in
and that way I'm guaranteed to win
An old man that is so sad Like how old
I don't know
Old
He's just gonna die and she's gonna end up right back to the pound
Maybe his wife died or something
He calls the dog Judith
So
So that is not her name
Well maybe his dead wife's name is Judith
What part of I just pushed a baby out of my body
Do you not understand
You can bring your baby
It is completely immoral
I am your friend I'm the one that you should care about
He probably lives all alone
I live all alone
He can't even walk her He's a cripple
That's a evil twisted fucked up plan man
So you'll do it
No
Hell yeah
Awesome Tomorrow 8 a.m.
No
8 a.m. plus bananas
Hi Doctor Newman this is Oliver Katz
Uhmm
I have kind of a weird favor to ask you
OK people get your tickets in
Thank you sir
Umm-hmm Umm-hmm
What's up man
So what
All these odd people just deciede to show up and bid on the same dog
Looks like it
It's cheating
Hmm
Hello Rizzo