（派拉蒙影業 非常感謝死者家屬）
（以及卡爾斯貝德市警局）
（卡爾斯貝德市，加州）
歡迎回家，杭特 這是你的家 Welcome home, Hunter. This is your house.
看看那扇窗戶 這是你的大門 Gonna look out of that window. There's your front door.
嗨，爸 Hi, Dad.
你好嗎？ How are you?
- 很高興 - 嗨，小乖乖 - Happy. - Hi, little man.
我不能讓他曬到太陽 We got to keep him out of the sun, too, OK?
你還好吧？ Yeah. How are you feeling?
你猜是誰換了15片尿布？ Guess who changed the first, like, 15 diapers?
這個猛男 - This guy, right here. - Wait, wait.
你猜是誰分娩了一整天？ Guess who was in labor for a day?
這個辣媽 - This girl. - I've been in labor for...
那是你的媽媽 - Hi. - That's your mama.
杭特，這是瑪婷，你的奶媽 Hi. Hunter, this is Martine, your new nanny.
她會替你換尿布 She will probably fix your dirty diapers
因為我不會 - because I won't. - Can I see?
沒錯 Yes.
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness. Look at this.
他很可愛吧？ 超可愛的，對吧？ - He's cute, right? - Isn't he adorable?
他看起來皺巴巴，我說真的 He's kind of smooshy looking. I'm not gonna lie.
他是個新生兒 He's just newborn, he's a newborn...
最可愛的貝比，除了我以外 Seriously, the cutest baby ever, next to me. Second to me.
我想整天摟著他 Just touch him and cuddle him all day long.
你看他有多小？ You see how tiny he is?
讓我抱他，除非他在睡覺 Do you mind if I take him? Not if he's sleeping,
我想帶他參觀整棟房子 but I want to take him on a tour of the house.
好吧，他沒在睡覺 Mm. OK. He's not sleeping.
那是艾碧 她會是你最好的朋友 That's Abby. Gonna be your best friend.
拜了 Bye, sweetie.
這是壁爐 媽咪在這里勾引爹地 This is a fireplace. This is how Mommy seduced Daddy...
所以才會有你 Oh. - ...and that's how we got you.
等你25歲才能看這一段 And that's why you're watching this video at 25.
這是你的房間 This is your room.
那是你的床 There's your crib. It's a little sparse right now.
上面有玩偶 Just got some caterpillar action going on.
“杭特”，瞧，很酷吧 "Hunter." See? Pretty cool.
這是你姐的垃圾房間 This is your sister's trashed room.
她在那里 No, I'll check with him. - Oh, there she is.
怎樣，另一個媽媽生的弟弟？ Wassup, brother from another mother?
什么？ - What? - No, Hunter's in...
你不準進來，除非我說可以 You're never allowed to come in here, ever. Unless I invite you.
如果是的話，算你幸運 In which case, it's gonna be the best day of your life.
那是我的浴室，不準進去 By the way, that's my bathroom. Don't ever go in there.
其實是我的，房子是我買的 That's half your bathroom. It's actually my bathroom, 'cause I bought it.
浴室是我的，不準在里面小便 All that is mine. Don't pee on my seat!
沒有人用的客廳 This is the living room that no one ever uses.
嘿，有人沒關門 Hey, somebody left the front door open!
好的，不要不關門哦，好么？ Nice. Don't do that, OK?
這是我第二個的男人窩 我的天才想法來源于此 This is my first man cave.That's where all my genius ideas come.
這是我第二個的男人窩 This is the second man cave,
我們會一起看電光隊的球賽 where we're gonna watch Chargers games together.
這是我的50寸超大液晶電視 This is my 50-inch monster.
看看，美呆了 Look at that. It's beautiful.
我不知道這樣對不對 I don't even know if I swaddled him right.
就像…耶 It's just... Yeah.
嗨，小貝比 Hi, baby boy. Hi. Hi.
他好香哦 - He smells good. - Yes.
你跟爸爸一模一樣 You're just like Daddy.
老是在大便 You make poops all the time.
（西語）你的貝比好帥
（西語）他很特別
這是好事嗎？ - Is that good? - S?
好的 OK.
他是特別的貝比 Is a special baby?
超可愛的 - Thank you. - That is so cute.
我去開門 I'll get it!
讓我看看貝比 - Hey! Let me see this baby. - Hi!
凱蒂阿姨！ 他在哪里？ - Aunt Katie! - Where is he?
樓上 He's upstairs.
你真是個寶貝 You are so precious.
我已經超愛你了 I already love you so much.
我老姐干得好 - My sister did good. - Yeah.
你也有一點功勞 You probably had a little part in it, I don't know.
只有一點點 - Very little. - Hi.
那是她男朋友 他是個巨嬰，身高是前10% It's her boyfriend. Yeah, he's a big boy, just like his... Kinda just eating cookies.
哈羅，寶貝！ Hello, baby.
爸，我的漢堡呢？ - Dad, my burger? - Or whatever.
對不起 - Right, sorry. - Gimme another plate.
帥呦 你有沒有拍到？ - Nice. - Did you get that?
這是我的凱蒂阿姨 I want you to meet... - Wait. - ...my Aunt Katie.
你都戴著毛帽…？ Does it stay on?
對，不過不能弄濕 It does stay on, but I didn't want to get it wet.
當然不行，怎么可以 Oh, no, of course not. That would be ridiculous.
那樣就毀了 - That would ruin it. - That is so...
我會殺了你喔 瞧，完美的傳球 - Swear to God, I will kill you. - Look at that, perfect. Perfect handoff right there.
她是我唯一的外甥女，其實不算 不過我把她當成繼外甥女 She's my only niece. Not really, but I think of her as my niece. She's my step-niece.
我是邪惡的繼阿姨 Aww. - I'm the evil step-aunt. - Step?
邪惡的繼阿姨？ 我該說什么？ The evil step-aunt? I'm not sure how to take that. I'm not sure...
我不邪惡，但我能變得很邪惡 Well, I'm not really evil, but I can be evil is my point.
爸，外殼脫落了啦！ Dad, the face came off!
一山不容二虎！ 我不會讓你去 - There can be only one! - I will not let you go.
我不敢相信他1歲多了 我不會讓你去的 I can't believe he's over a year old.
米卡呢？ - Where's Micah? - Oh, he, um...
他心情不好，不想來 He wasn't up for hanging out today.
我找不到新帶子 I can't find the tape.
我用舊的拍就行了 That's fine, I'm just gonna tape over an old one.
帶艾碧出去，她會被玻璃割傷 Can you get Abby out of here, please? She's gonna get cut on the glass!
我們一回家就發現一切都被破壞 We just got back and the whole place has been just destroyed.
沒東西被偷走，但一切都被毀了 Nothing seems to be missing. It's just, everything's really...
她說要確定拍下一切 什么都先別碰 But that's what she's telling me. Make sure we document everything. Don't touch anything.
這是玄關，家具都被弄壞 This is our foyer. The furniture's damaged.
我女兒艾莉的房間 My daughter Ali's room.
有人進來過感覺超惡的 It just feels... gross that somebody was in here.
主臥室 Master bedroom.
這下可好了 Yeah, so that's great.
你的手表都還在？ 對 Your watches are still there? - Yeah.
鉆戒也在 Diamonds are here.
只有我妹替我做的項鏈不見了 The only thing missing is the necklace my sister made me.
噢，親愛的 Oh, sweetie
這太恐怖了，太恐怖了 . This is horrible. It's fucking horrible.
這是嬰兒房 It's the nursery.
看起來沒被動過 As far as I know, this room was not touched.
這是地下室 This is our basement.
沒看到被破壞的跡象 I don't see anything really broken. I don't know if there's anything...
他們沒下來搞破壞 那是什么？ I don't think they did anything down here. I... - What is that? - Hm?
艾碧撒的尿嗎？ 臭死了 Is that Abby? It really stinks, though.
舊衣物都還在 Oh. - Well, clothes are still here.
你的腳踏車也在，雖然你不騎了 Your bikes are still here. - Not that you're using those.
你的在這里 - And your bike is over here, so...
打掃的巨大工程繼續進行 And the epic clean continues.- It's not so bad, right?
看來好像我們辦了狂歡派對 This looks like we had a party.
史上最爛的派對 - Right? - Worst party ever.
我不曉得耶，這太不對勁 I don't know, kiddo. This is messed up.
什么意思？東西又沒被偷走 我們沒事 What are you talking about? They didn't take anything. We're fine.
你也沒事 You're fine.
就是這里了 一星期前，整棟房子都被砸爛 So this is it. Um... Like I said, about a week ago, the place was completely trashed. - Hello.
我女兒，艾莉 - Hello. - That's our daughter, Ali.
幾乎每個房間都被破壞 兩道門都有上鎖 Pretty much every room in the house. We had both doors locked.
角落裝一臺攝影機 Put one up here, up in the corner,
拍得到樓梯、大門和走廊 and then you get the whole stairway, the front door, this whole hallway.
那里裝一臺能拍到這兩道門 One over there, facing this way, you'd get this door and this door.
這里裝一臺能拍到這些窗戶 Or have one in here, getting all these windows, the sliding...
攝影機隨時都在拍？ They run, like, all the time?
對，每分每秒，絕不會漏拍 Yeah, they're always recording. You can't get away with anything.
那里也要 That stuff.
裝在上面就能看到誰進出 Corner up there, so you get who's coming in and out
浴室 - of this door, that door. - Bathroom.
晚上也看得到貝比 And you get to see the baby at night, too.
你不會在我的浴室裝一臺吧？ You're not putting one in my bathroom, right?
對 - Yeah. What? - Wait.
就算全黑也拍得到 Put a camera that sees in complete dark. It'd be perfect.
真的嗎？ 真的 - Yeah, really? - Yeah, oh, yeah.
那就太好了 它們就像移動偵測器 - Yeah, OK, that'd be sweet. - They'll look like motion detectors.
我有一臺可以給你看 Little tiny hole. I have one I could show you.
能在兔磁偶里裝一臺嗎？ Can you put one in that bunny? - Very cool.
我可以裝上去 And then we can, I can set you up with the...
然后像這樣關起來 Yeah, so, I'm gonna close it up there like that.
看得出是攝影機嗎？ It's hidden. Can't even tell it's a camera.
我們要裝幾臺？ How many are we getting?
不曉得，六臺嗎？ I don't know. But what'd you...? What, is that... six?
我不知道 1、2、3… - I don't know. - One, two, three...
（第1晚 2006年8月7日）
你怎么會在這里？ What are you doing out here, little buddy?
對，快去拿吧 Yeah. Go get it.
你爬得超快的，弟弟 You're super fast, big man.
瑪婷在干嘛？ What's Martine doing?
她在干嘛？ What is she doing?
他很厲害吧？ He's good, right?
你是只乖狗狗 你說什么，艾碧？ You're a good puppy. What you say, Abby?
杭特，再來一塊餅干？ Hey, Hunter. Hunter, you want another fishy?
你在干嘛？ 你在做什么？ What are you doing? What you doing?
喔，小伙計，是睡覺覺時間了哦，怎么樣？ Oh, buddy, I think it's time for N-A-P.What do you think?
好么？ Yeah?
來，過來，小伙計，我先把這個移開 Come on. Come here, buddy,let's move this first.
好的，哇，好孩子，好孩子 OK. Aw, that's a good baby.That's a good baby. OK.
喔！你得幫我弄出來，小伙計 Oh! You gotta help me out here, buddy.
謝謝，真是乖孩子 Thank you. That's a good boy.
好吧 OK.
我知道，一切正常，你可是超級寶貝 I know. Everything's fine, you're just superbaby.
這都是你一個人做的么？ 天，爸爸會很驕傲的 Did you do this all by yourself? Man,Daddy's gonna be so proud.
好的，等我把你抱回去就來處理這些 OK, I'll just clean up the rest of it when I bring you back.
怎樣，瑪婷？ What's up, Martine?
怎樣？ 怎樣，艾莉？ Wassup? What's up, Ali?
你剛才在干嘛？ What were you doing? What were you doing earlier?
你在自言自語干嘛？ When you were, like, talking to yourself?
活像個瘋子，你也要發瘋嗎？ All crazy like. Are you going crazy here, too?
沒有 你只是被我們傳染的 No... crazy. You're just getting it from all of us.
（西語）這棟房子有臟東西
這棟房子…有臟東西？ The house is... There are bad things in the house?
不 No.
（西語）你們要被保護
你在驅魔 You're getting rid of spirits. - Uh-huh.
好吧 OK. All right.
好的靈… The good ones...
我們要留住好的靈 對 - We keep the good ones. - Yes.
好的進來，壞的出去 In with the good, out with the bad.
西班牙海鮮飯進來… In with the paella, out with the...
哇靠，太多大蒜了啦 Holy crap, that's a lot of garlic. Whee!
1、2、3，飛呀！ One, two, three. Whee!
我差點就撞到他 Oh, I almost got him.
一、二 One, two...
瑪婷大完便沒沖馬桶！ Oh, my God! Look at what Martine left!
超惡的！我想吐！ - Oh! - Disgusting! I wanna throw up! It...
她大完便沒沖… - Ohh! - She put it in the freaking...
不！是你啦！ 不是我！ - No, you! That was you! - It's not me!
我發誓！ Don't blame somebody else! - Hand to God!
像有一只螯蝦在里面 God, there was like a live crawdaddy in there.
她把馬桶堵住 臭死人了 - She clogged it. I can't look. - That is a stench-ilada.
太可怕了，你被禁足了 我才拉不出這么多屎 That is horrible. You're grounded. - I'm not capable of...
你被禁足了 You are grounded. Awful.
泡澡最爽了 This is the best bath...
看起來是很爽 - It looks pretty good. - ...I've... I think it...
你也進來就會更爽 Well, if you come in, it'll be the best bath I've ever...
好安靜，沒人在，太好了 It's so quiet and, like, there's nobody here. It's fantastic.
我喜歡瑪婷 但我也喜歡她不在家 I love Martine, but I'm kind of loving the fact that she's not here.
你妹幾時要來？ Yeah. - What time is your sister coming?
現在幾點？ Um... What time is it now?
7點20分吧 7:20. Something like that.
差不多1小時以后 - Oh, like an hour or so. - Hm.
你應該跳進來 You should definitely pop in.
我不想壓扁你，但我想進去 I don't want to smash you, but I kind of want to get in.
我有點想要你壓我 You don't want to smash me? I kinda want you to smash me.
真的嗎？ 真的 - Really? Oh. - Yeah.
讓我釋放大海怪吧 Let me release the Kraken.
（第2晚 2006年8月8日）
我在抱你 Hey.
你沒事了 You're OK.
我在抱你 Aw. Aw. I gotcha.
你沒事了 You're OK. You're OK.
瞧，超贊的 Look, it's perfect, right?
太油了啦 我會瀝干 That's a lot of grease in there. - I'm gonna drain it.
吃吧，小呆臉 Here, goofy mug.
你想吃什么？ Do you need anything?
你在做早餐？ - Hey! - Mm, are you making breakfast?
你好嗎？ - Thank you so much. - How you doing?
本來是 - I was, but, uh... - Hola.
但…他害你沒睡？ - Did he keep you up? - Yeah, yeah.
他是害我沒睡覺 - He definitely kept me up. - Yeah, he does that.
他常常這樣 I love you so much.
我好愛你 - I love you so much. - Thank you so much.
我也好愛你 - I love you so much. - Aw.
我的心情超好，雖然還沒醒 You're amazing. I don't think I'm really awake yet, though.
有咖啡喔 There's coffee. ?
我愛我老妹，她最棒 I love my sister She's the best?
記得你試過吃素嗎？ Remember that time you tried to be a vegan
只有1天半那次？ - for like six hours? - A day and a half?
記得呀，超難熬的 - That was a difficult time. - It was for one meal.
你在煎培根？ 對 - Making bacon? - Yeah.
呦，怎么樣？ - Good morning. - Yo, yo, yo, what up?
多謝你把女友借給我 Thank you for loaning out your beautiful girlfriend for the night.
- 怎么啦？ - 她是主角 - What up? - She made my day.
（史米卡死前60天）
告訴我那不是你的 真的不是我的，不 Tell me that's not yours.
（2006年8月9日）
其實不是我的 - It's not really mine, no.
多謝你沒看好香腸 Thanks for not watching the sausage for us, Ali.
我有看啦！ I did watch it!
都是她在拍 It's mine and hers. She uses it most.
高畫質攝影機，不給我抱抱？ Cool. It's HD. Do I get some love, too?
你把嚇壞他了 What? You scared little Hunter.
你要喝咖啡嗎？ How's it going? Can I get you some coffee?
我要找你抱怨 Dude, I have a bone to pick with you. - Yeah?
前幾天我去漢堡王 I went into Burger King, and I was like, hey, man.
提起你的名字卻沒有免費餐點 I tossed your name around and they didn't give me any free food, dude.
又不是每家漢堡王都是我的 I don't own, like, every Burger King.
你隨便走進一家漢堡王？ 他并不是漢堡王之王 He's not actually the king of Burger King. - I'm not?
我在慢慢替他洗腦 I'm still in the process of easing him in to the fact that we live together
我們在同居 and, therefore, the house should represent the both of us.
房子屬于我們倆 對，要學會互相妥協 Well, yeah, but the both of us, like, a give and take.
你有串珠珠的空間 Like you have your beading thing or whatever it is,
我有我的 and then I have my area, you know?
整棟房子？ 全是男人味 - The whole rest of the house? - Of manliness.
那孩子長大會是搖滾巨星 I'm telling you, that baby's gonna be a rock star when he grows up.
好耶，好樣的 爸，小心，你有在看嗎？ Yeah, get it. Whoa! Dad, careful, are you watching that?
沒有強制入侵的跡象 There was no sign of forced entry, but...
整棟房子被砸爛 我覺得是惡意破壞 They trashed our whole house. I mean, I think it was more vandalism.
那玩意兒看起來像移動偵測器 See that thing in the corner? Looks like a motion detector?
其實是一臺攝影機 - Are you, like...? - That's a camera.
我們在監視你 We're watching you!
你喜歡會滾的輪子 You like little wheels that roll.
你這個愛現鬼 你要走了嗎？ You're such a ham. Such a ham. Are you leaving?
他學會開門以后就更難管了 Things have gotten a little difficult since he learned how to open the door. Aw.
出事以后你被嚇壞了？ So are you freaked out after the break in?
當然了，我之后都睡不好 Yeah, I mean, I definitely was. I don't think I was sleeping very well.
小乖？小乖 Oh, sweetie? Sweetie.
有人闖進我家 I would be freaked out, too, if, you know,
我也會被嚇壞 somebody had broken into my house.
你知道他們什么都沒拿嗎？ Well, it's just, they didn't take anything. You know?
不曉得 - Yeah. - I don't know.
感覺是私人恩怨 我老是覺得他們一直都還在 It seemed personal. It feels like they're always still here.
就像我們小時候的感覺 You know? I don't know, I... I get this feeling, like when we were little.
什么？ What?
沒什么 Mm. Never mind.
起司通心粉 Mac and cheese,
起司通心粉 我要出門 - mac and cheese. - Hey, Kris? I'm gonna go out. I'm not gonna be in.
好，你要去哪里？ 購物中心 - Oh, OK. Where are you going? - Just the mall.
玩得開心點 拜！ All right, well, have fun. - Bye! - Bye!
起司通心粉 起司通心粉 Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese.
不要？ No?
樓上有什么？ Hey, what's up there?
（第3晚 2006年8月9日）
我們來看寶寶照片 Let's look at baby Hunter.
這張超丑，小蜜蜂帽帽 Boy, that one was bad. That's that bee bonnet that the...
他一定嘔死了，不準別人看 He's like, that was totally humiliating. Nobody needs to see this.
這太夸張了 - Oh, this is crazy. - What?
你猜是誰？ 你？ - Who do you think that is? - Is that you?
不，是你凱蒂阿姨 No, that's your Aunt Katie. That's...
那是凱蒂？ 是啊，怪了 - That's Katie? - That's so weird.
我以為照片都被燒掉了 I thought we lost all our pictures in the fire.
太棒了 That's great.
第四夜，2006年8月10日
喂，瑪婷？ - Yo, Martine? - Uh-huh.
克莉絲蒂和爸今晚要出門 我也要出門 Kristi and Dad are out tonight. - I'm going out tonight. - Uh-huh.
你會叫你男友來嗎？ 不，我沒有… You gonna have your boyfriend over? Have a party? Yeah.
布萊德，你男友 - EsteBrad.Novio. - Yeah. He, he boy.
他男生，手，手，碰，不行 ...want handsy, handsy, touchy. No. "No."
手-手-碰？ The handsy, handsy, touchy? - The handsy-handsy?
你在教我跳舞嗎？ Is that the kind of dance you were showing me, the Handsy?
搖落去 Shake it.
（第5晚 2006年8月11日）
我還以為我要給他做海姆利克式搶救呢 I thought I was gonna have to give him the Heimlich.
你在干嘛？ Hey, what are you doing?
夠了，瑪婷，放下來 That's enough, Martine. Put it down. Martine, he's fine.
我叫你別這么做 I've asked you not to do this, OK?
這對寶寶不好 It is not good for the baby.
快熄掉 Please, put it out right now.
夠了，請你馬上熄掉 No m?s, no m?s. That's enough. Put it out right now, please.
好了，夠了 OK, that's enough.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
寶寶沒事 - The baby is fine, OK? - No, no.
寶寶不該聞煙 誰都不該聞 The baby should not be breathing that. Nobody should.
別再做了，拜托 No, I don't... Just stop doing it, please.
可惡 Goddamn it.
天拉 God.
兩個月的月薪 好嗎？ OK, that's like two months. All right?
- 好么？我對你說了 - 好吧 - OK? I told you. - S?
我不信你那套 我們都不信，我懂 I do understand, OK? I just, I don't believe in that stuff, OK?
我只是不信那套 It's just...
我不能容許 你在我家亂搞 I cannot have that stuff in my house. OK?
對不起 - OK. - I'm sorry.
我會給你很好的推薦函 Can I give you a great recommendation, OK? You were very good for us.
爸爸 Da-da.
讓爹地以你為傲 說“爸爸” Come on, make Daddy proud. Say, "Da-da."
杭特，看這里 Hunter, look over here.
杭特 Hunter?
你就跟你爸一樣 You are so like your dad.
小乖，小乖？ Sweetie. Sweetie?
看我，看我 Come on, come on.
你在看什么？ What are you looking at?
看媽媽，看媽媽 Look at Mama. Look at Mama.
小乖，怎么了？ Buddy? What? What? Oh.
看這里 Look over here.
那里什么都沒有 There's nothing there, goofball.
你要去哪里，杭特？ Where are you going? Hunter?
你在后面我看不到你 I can't see you back there.
我們在嬰兒房 We were up in the nursery, playing, and I was trying
我想讓他說爸爸 他不肯專心 to get him to say "Da-da" again, and he just wouldn't focus.
他一直看天花板和鏡子 就是不看我 He was looking at the ceiling and mirror, - everywhere but me. - Well, he's a baby.
他是個小寶寶 哪會專心 He's got, like, an attention span of a guppy. You know?
我猜是吧，但他絕對 在專心看什么 I guess, but there was definitely something he was focused on,
絕不是我漂亮的臉蛋 and it wasn't my pretty face.
你在干嘛？ - Hey. - What are you doing?
怎么回事？ - What's going on? - Nothing much.
你看 Check this out.
別關燈啦 夜視功能 Dad, can you please not do that? - Yeah, night vision.
指甲油會滴到床上耶 Cool, I'm gonna get nail polish on the bed. Please?
你雙眼怪異，活像一只負鼠 You got freaky eyes. You look like a possum.
爸爸 Dad.
好了 - There we go. - Painting my nails, Dad.
你干嘛進來？你要干嘛？ Why are you in here? What do you want?
對不起哦，大小姐 我才不是大小姐 - Sorry, crabby. - I'm not crabby.
你是千金大小姐 You're Crabby McRumpelstein.
我為什么開除瑪婷？ - Why did I fire Martine? - Yeah.
她在杭特身旁亂搞巫術 那不是巫術！ Because I didn't like her doing all that weird - witchy stuff around Hunter. - It wasn't witchy.
那又不會傷害任何人 It wasn't witchy... It wasn't hurting anybody.
那讓她安心 她也想讓我們安心 It made her feel better, and she wanted to make us feel better.
她在泳池旁活宰生羊 She was, like, slaughtering goats out by the pool, OK?
她才沒有 好吧 - No, she wasn't. - All right.
祝好運，別搽歪了 Good luck and it's... Stay in the lines.
爸！ 你看 - What? Dad! - Check it.
開燈啦！ - On! Stop! - Off.
讓我再拍一次 Let me get one more. Oh!
（第8晚 2006年8月14日）
過來，來吧 Aw, come here. Shh. Come here, come on.
沒事了 沒事了，小乖，沒事了 It's OK. It's OK, buddy. It's OK. Shh, shh, shh, shh.
什么也沒有 Ah, no.
沒事了，那里沒東西 It's OK, buddy, there's nothing there.
你是被那個吵醒的？ Is that what woke you up, buddy?
丹尼爾！ Daniel!
丹尼爾！ Daniel?
天啊，真惡心 God. Nasty.
別用手拿啦 為什么？ Dad, don't pick it up with your hands.
它可能有病什么的 Why not? - Because it could, like... They can have diseases and stuff...
它撞到窗戶了 真可憐，我不想看 - It flew into the window... - It's so sad. I don't even want to look at it.
它的脖子斷了 - What? - Its neck is all broken.
天啊，快放進去啦 Oh, my God, just put it in the thing!
你干嘛用鐵夾？ I'm trying to... Why did you pick it up with tong...? - I don't know. - What do you think?
你要五分熟？ - Stop! - Medium, medium rare?
你真的很壞耶 只是只死鳥 - You're really mean. - It's just a dead bird.
本來是活鳥 - Oh. - It was a live bird. And then it...
它真的很可憐 - It's really sad. - OK.
你喜歡這個大球球？ 你喜歡大球球？ You like the ball? You like ball?
球球，打它，用力打！ Ball, ball, hit it. Smack it!
那里有什么？那里有什么？ What's in there? Get in. What's in there?
小乖，小乖 Oh, buddy. Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
杭特？慘了 Hunter? Oh, shit.
杭特，過來，過來 Hunter, come here! Come here.
（第10晚 2006年8月16日）
操！ Fuck!
你怎么又跑上來？ What are you doing back out here? Go.
你家的狗不喜歡泳池清洗機 Your dog does not like pool cleaners.
你家的狗是怎么了？ Yo, what's the deal with your dog?!
老實說，我們不確定 Honestly, we're not really sure.
潑呀潑，1、2、3 Splash, splash. One, two, three. Splash, splash, splash.
這臺攝影機超可愛的 This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
潑呀潑 Splash, splash, splash.
我會用這臺攝影機取代我女友 I think I might definitely start to replace my girlfriend with this camera.
它有更多功能 Uh-huh. See? We're scared. - It's got more features.
熒幕轉過來就可以拍你自己 Flip the thing, film yourself. It flips. Oh, yeah, yeah.
哇塞 - Oh, shit. - Then it shows you...
我絕對要買一臺 No. I'm definitely getting one of these.
你們一定有用來自拍性愛片 I'll bet you guys go extracurricular with this.
有了貝比，哪來的時間呀？ Who has time for that? We've got a baby.
丹尼爾和他的孩子好嗎？ How's Daniel Rey and his brood doing?
我們家鬧鬼，你有聽說嗎？ Oh, apparently, we have a ghost. Did you hear about this?
沒有，請解釋，這是件怪事 I did not. Please elaborate, 'cause that's a very strange thing to...
有幾個鍋子從吊架掉下來 A couple pots fell off our pot hanger thing in the kitchen.
你家絕對在鬧鬼 絕對在鬧鬼 You definitely have a ghost. - Straight to ghost.
這最符合邏輯… That's the most logical...
她覺得什么都有鬼 對吧，甜心？ She thinks everything is, like, a ghost or a... Don't you, honey? What? Duh-duh-duh-duh...
我們家絕對在鬧鬼 Think everything is a ghost? You don't have a ghost.
你們家一定在鬧鬼 Yeah, you're definitely haunted.
你和你老妹很信這一套 No. - You and your sister are, like, freaky...
凱蒂，你很信吧？ 你不知道嗎？ Katie, you're into this stuff? You don't know this stuff?
她們小時候會舉行召魂會 They used to do, like, sncesand shit when they were little.
不是吧？ 酷斃了 - No! - Yes.
我們才沒有 We didn't do snces
你召過誰的魂？ - No. - Who'd you talk to?
你這是在夸大其辭 You're making a mountain out of a molehill.
那不算什么？ 什么不算什么？ Katie... - Babe, it was really no big deal. - What's no big deal? - I probably, you know,
我不想再談這種事了… I just don't talk about this stuff anymore. What stuff?
什么事？ What？
她們以前會召魂 They used to do snceswhen they were little kids.
才沒有，這不好笑 根本就不算什么 It's really not that funny. You're laughing. It's not a big deal, babe.
我們小時候 有點怕鬼，沒什么 The truth is, when we were kids, we got a little freaked out, but it's really no big deal.
今天這么開心，就別… And we're having a good day today, so let's just...
這件事以后再談 We'll explore this - in detail later. - Let's focus...
召喚斧頭殺手莉茲波頓那次呢？ What about the Lizzie Borden one? The axe murderer one?
你以為每個人小時候… You're thinking of every, like, childhood...
我覺得克莉絲蒂是斧頭殺手 How, where do, how would I... Back me up...
你沒說過我怎么會知道？ How would I know this stuff if you didn't tell us?
你覺得鬧鬼的事怎么樣？ What's your take on this ghost situation?
我覺得棒呆了 I think it's awesome.
第十一夜，2006年8月17日
上帝！ Jesus Christ!
操！ Fuck!
操！操！操！ Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
又來了 There it is.
艾莉！ Ali!
- 我想我們都要睡了，布萊德！ - 是的，不，我們… - I thought we said good night, Brad!- Yeah, no. We did...
- 馬上給老子滾！ - 我都不在那 - Get the fuck out of here right now!- I'm not even here.
艾莉，是你沒關火爐的么？ Ali, did you leave the burner on?
沒有啊？ No?
你他媽的差點把整個房子給燒了 You almost burned the fucking house...
這不酷，布萊德 Not cool, Brad.
我怎么會掛錯？ 上面有勾子 How could I put it up wrong? It's on a hook.
勾住就不會掉 Once it goes up, it's up.
你大概沒完全 掛進勾子里 You were probably putting it on the edge of the top part, instead of inside.
它掉了兩次 就證明你掛錯了 The fact that it fell a second time probably proves - that you put it up wrong both times. - OK.
要我掛給你看嗎？ You want me to show you how to put it up?
不要 那你每天早上 No, no, no. Then why are you putting
干嘛又得把清洗機 放回泳池？ the pool cleaner back in every morning? For the last week?
我要它清洗泳池呀 'Cause it's a pool cleaner, and I want it to clean the pool.
它晚上 是怎么跑上來的？ - How does it get out at night? - How does it get out?
跑上來？ 它要慢跑嗎？ - Yeah. - Is it taking the car? Is it, like...?
少鬧了，真的 - Oh, come on, honey. No, really. - I don't know.
有人去游泳 把它拿上來 I assume somebody takes it out when they go swimming.
不是我們哦 I don't take it out, and you don't take it out.
你有把泳池 清洗機拿上來嗎？ Ali, do you take the pool cleaner out of the pool?
什么 你有把泳池清洗機 - What? - Do you take the pool cleaner
拿上來嗎？ 沒有 out of the pool? No.
難道它是 自己爬上來的嗎？ What? So it's crawling out of the pool? It's crawling out of the pool by itself?
我不知道 I don't know. Let's... You know what?
你裝了攝影機 我們去看看 You wanted all the cameras. Let's go check the DVR.
好，看就看 Fine, let's go check it.
你是認真的？ 對，我很認真 - You serious? - Yeah, I'm very serious.
我們也會查出別的事 We'll find out what else is going around here at night.
我能拍下來嗎？ 可以 - Can I tape it, though? - Yeah.
搞什么？ 瞧？ - What? - See?
奇怪了 That is weird.
也許我把速度設定得太快 Maybe I have it set too high or something, I don't know.
不 No.
我不覺得是設定錯誤 No, I don't, I don't think the settings are off.
也許是設定錯誤 Maybe the settings are off. Um...
所以你才會買 That's what we got it for.
也許它想順便清洗露臺 It's probably trying to be proactive. Do the little patio.
就像那種趴趴走智慧型吸塵器 It's like one of those vacuum cleaner things you set up.
就像那種理發兼吸塵器 Yeah, it's like a Flowbee, but with...
我不知道家里是不是鬧鬼 但我希望是 I don't know if the house is haunted, but I hope it is.
你希望是？ - You hope it is? - Yeah.
拜托，棒呆了耶 Are you kidding me? That would be fucking awesome.
你干嘛希望家里鬧鬼？ Why would you hope that the house is haunted?
那樣超酷的耶 That'd be the coolest thing ever.
要是有鬼找上門會超贊的 If there was somebody trying to, like, get through to us,
我只是… - that would be amazing. - No, I just...
克莉絲蒂都睡不著 Kristi is obviously not sleeping.
拜托 Dude.
她沒有… She doesn't have any...
她的荷爾蒙失調 Her hormones are all kooky. She's got... paranoid mommy...
而且老是神經兮兮的 ...just interpreting them in the wrong way.
她都把鬧鬼當成是壞事 Like, she's seeing them as, as harmful and dangerous.
覺得很危險，會傷害我們 And maybe we should just see them as something trying to, like...
也許我們應該往好處想 Like, I think we should have a snce.
我們應該舉行召魂會 好主意 - We could go full out... What? - That's a great idea.
撩落去 超詭異的 Just freaky. I don't... I don't believe in it.
我不相信有鬼 你為什么非得覺得是壞事？ Why do you think that it necessarily has to be bad, though?
怎么會是好事？ That's all I'm asking.
搞不好是媽媽呀 - How would it be good? - Like, what if it's Mom?
（第12晚 2006年8月18日）
大伙兒 干嘛？ - Hey, guys. - What?
有樣東西你們一定要看 There's something you need to see.
你在說什么？ 怎么回事？ What are you talking about? - What's going on?
你嚇到我了 - You're freaking me out. - You have to see...
你在說什么？ Honey, what are you talking about?
我什么都沒看見 What are... you talking about? What is it?
我不懂 - I don't see anything. - I don't understand.
那不好笑 Ah-ha-ha! - Yeah! - That's not funny.
甜心？ Sweetie?
別這樣嘛，很好笑耶 Come on, that was kind of funny, right?
我最討厭你不把我的話當真 I just, I hate it when you don't take me seriously.
我有呀，我只想把氣氛搞輕松 I'm sorry, honey. I do take you seriously. I was just trying to... I'm just trying to lighten things up.
過正常生活，我在想… I just want us to kind of get back to normal.
我們可以 像大人一樣出去玩 Like I was thinking maybe we could go out? - Like... like grownups? - Yeah, right.
我晚上怎么能出門？ Right. How am I gonna leave?
你在笑什么？當然可以 Why, why are you laughing? We can go.
瑪婷又走了 艾莉可以照顧寶寶 Martine's gone. - No, Ali can watch the baby.
闖空門事件后 With the break in, and all the weird stuff going on,
我就不想丟下他 I just don't want to leave him alone.
我們不能受到太大的影響 You know, we can't just let this affect us that much.
不然恐怖份子就贏了，對吧？ If we do that, the terrorists win. Right?
我很想你，我愛玩的老婆 I miss you, you know? I miss my wife, the fun wife.
我知道我很幼稚 And I know I've been kind of a tool.
我只想… And I just wanna...
哦，上帝，他看起來好疲倦，看看他 Oh, my God.He looks so tired. Look at him.
他幾乎醉倒了 He's almost passed out.
是的，某人要打盹兒了，過來，小伙計 Yeah, I think somebody has time for a nap. Come here, buddy.
- 拜，拜 - 喔，我知道了，挑剔的寶寶 - Bye. Bye, grumpster.- Oh, I know. Fussy baby.
挑剔的寶寶，挑剔的寶寶 Fussy fussy.
老天！真燙！喔，天啊 God! Hot! Oh, man!
你沒關熱水浴池里的加熱器？ Did you leave the heater on in the hot tub?
- 我關了 - 關了？ - No. - No?
- 里面像是有一百萬度 - 我關了，我為什么… - It's like a million degrees in there! - No. Why would I...
都已經過了兩晚上了，而且我關了的 That was two nights ago, and I turned it off.
- 喔，我的上帝，你還好么？ - 那時你和布萊德在那么？ - Oh, my God. Are you OK? - Were you out there with Brad?
- 是的，兩天前的晚上 - 親愛的，親愛的，怎么了？ - Yeah, two nights ago. - Honey, honey. What's going on?
它不會燒開的 它最高溫度也不超過32度左右 It wouldn't be boiling. The highest it goes up to is like 90-something.
給點冷的東西，什么，豌豆什么的？ Give me something cold. Like, peas?
- 你還好么？ - 上帝 - Are you OK? - God.
老天，把我的蛋給燙壞了 God. Boiled my nuts right now.
- 到底… - 我要打給那家伙 - What exactly... - I'm gonna call that guy.
我什么也沒做，我什么也沒做 I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything.
緊急聯絡號碼 都在這個柜子 All right, so all the emergency numbers are in this cabinet. Yep.
但他過敏科醫生的 號碼在這里千萬記住 But now his new doctor is in there. - Mm-hm. - Also his allergist. - Mm-hm. - And remember,
別讓他吃花生 - no peanuts on anything. Um... - I know, no peanuts.
確定所有的門窗 都鎖緊 Make sure the doors and the windows are locked, OK?
樓上、后院、前門… Upstairs, in the back, out front, every...
我愛你 - Go! - I love you.
陪他玩得開心 - Have a great time with him. - Bye.
我愛你 拜，玩得愉快 - Mm, I love you! - Bye. Have a good time. Take the money.
萬一你需要錢，來了！ 拜！說“拜，媽媽！” - Coming! - Bye! Say, "Bye, Mama!" Bye. Bye!
別喝得爛醉！拜！ Don't get too wasted! Bye! Can you say bye-bye?
老天爺 Jesus Christ.
我嚇到你了？ 對 - What the...? - Hello? - Did I scare you? - Yes.
輕一點，得先暖暖板子 - Lightly. Have to warm up the board. - Mm-hm.
暖暖板子？ You have to warm up the board?
有靈動的話 能給個征兆嗎？ If a spirit's present, will you give us a sign?
什么征兆都行 Like, literally, anything.
任何征兆 - Literally... - Yeah, no, there's... OK.
你要什么？ What do you want?
布萊德 我又沒有在動它 - Brad. Brad. - I'm not moving it.
不是我 It's not me.
P "P"...
U ..."U"...
艾莉，是你在動它嗎？ 不是我 - Ali, are you doing this? - No, I'm fucking not.
S ..."S"...
它還在動 - What the fuck? - Wait, it's still going.
移到Y了 拼出來是“辣妹” It goes to the "Y." Oh, it spells "pussy."
我意思是，怎么，怎么，嘿，嘿，嘿 I mean, what, what... Hey, hey, hey.
辣妹？ Pussy?!
也許這只鬼想要找個辣妹 Maybe the spirit... spirits want some pussy.
搞不好這只鬼想爽一下 - Spirits? - Yes, the spirits might be horny - at the moment. - Shh!
誰曉得，像我就想 - You never know. I know I am. - Pussy.
繼續吧 You know what? We should keep going.
等等，你有感覺到嗎？ 有，因為是你在動它 - Wait, do you feel that? - Yes, 'cause you're moving it.
我沒有 No, I'm not moving it.
這次我真的沒有 No, this time I'm really not moving it.
- 是… - 等等，H H - It's... - Wait. "H"...
辣“霉” Pussy-ehh.
這次我真的沒有動它 No, Ali, I'm really, I'm really not moving it this time.
我發誓 I promise you.
U
搞什么？是你嗎？ No, what the fuck? Are you doing this?
不是 No.
N "N"...
“把辣妹” T - ..."T"... - "Pussy Hunt."
這是最爛的 顯靈板游戲 It's like the worst game of Ouija ever.
我干嘛拼“把辣妹”？ 是你拼的嗎？ Did you spell that? Are you trying to tell me something?
是啊，是我拼的才怪 Yeah, yeah, I spelled "pussy hunt."
你要我去把辣妹？ Would you like me to go on a pussy hunt?
我可以去呦 I can do that for you right now.
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布萊德？ Brad?
可惡 Come on.
慘了 Oh, shit.
討厭 Shit.
過來，乖狗狗 Come on.
嘿 Hi.
艾莉？ Ali?
來，好多了吧？ Oh, there you go, that's better, right?
艾莉？ Ali?
艾莉在樓上嗎？ Is Ali upstairs?
她不在這里 她不在樓上？ - No, she isn't up here. - She's not upstairs?
艾莉？艾莉？ Ali? Ali!
爸？克莉絲蒂？ Dad? Dad? Kristi?
你跑去哪兒了？ - Where have you been?! - Oh, my God.
天啊，真是對不起 - Oh, my God, I am so sorry. - What happened?
發生什么事？ 我被反鎖在外面 I'm so sorry. I got locked out.
有人敲門 你干嘛直按開門？ Why would you even answer the door to somebody just knocking? - Just open the door? - No, I thought...
你有沒有看是誰？ Did you look outside to see who it was?
有，但是沒看到人 我以為是布萊德… Yes! Yes, I couldn't. But that's the thing, see. I couldn't see anybody, and I thought that Brad was out there.
沒看到人就別出去！ But if you don't see anybody, then you don't go outside!
杭特一個人在樓上耶 Your little brother was upstairs by himself.
我知道，我被嚇壞了 - I know. I was freaking out. - Right?
我發誓 I know. I didn't, I've never, I swear to God, I never would have done that.
我不會丟下他 我不懂，怎么回事？ - I don't understand. What happened? - It wasn't an accident
這不是意外 有人用力關門 because something slammed the door behind me.
什么意思？ 等一下，丹尼爾 We were worried sick about... What do you mean? Wait, Daniel...
我在打盹 聽到有人叫我名字 I took a nap, and I heard somebody calling my name.
什么？ - What? - I felt something,
有人叫我 我也感覺有人在 like somebody was calling my name, and I felt somebody there.
你不是做夢？ 你不在，沒感覺到 Are you sure you weren't dreaming? You weren't there. You didn't feel it.
大門一定是被風吹的 當時沒有風 - The wind blew the door closed. - There wasn't any wind.
我不想再聽到 房子鬧鬼的鬼話 All right? I don't want to hear any more of this haunted house crap!
夠了 你們快把我逼瘋了 OK? That's enough. You guys are driving me crazy.
別再說了 End of story.
就像你看到 鍋子掉下來 It was like you said, with the pots falling. - You know what? - I was taking a nap,
有人叫我的名字 甜心 - and something was calling my name. - Sweetheart...
我要去安撫他 I'm just gonna go calm him down, OK?
上樓試著睡覺，好嗎？ Just go upstairs and try to go to bed, OK?
好了，小乖 OK, buddy.
不要玩，你要吃早餐 There you go. No, no, no. You're eating breakfast now.
你要我放在這里？ You want it on here instead? OK.
早 Morning.
早安 Good morning.
很好嘛 Nice.
拜，甜心 拜，小乖，燙哦 Bye, little buddy. Hot, hot, hot.
杭特，快點吃 OK, Hunter. Got to eat.
快吃，快點，小乖 Got to eat. Come on, buddy.
你怎么會不想要按摩？ I don't get it. How can you not want a back rub?
因為我在專心看東西 Because I'm concentrating.
你明明就很喜歡 別鬧了 But you know you love it. - Stop.
這網站說 如果一直發生怪事 But this site says that if it's, like, really persistent,
就可能不是鬼 which it is, obviously, at this point, that it's probably not a ghost.
而是別的東西 很可能是惡魔 It's probably something else. And it's possibly a demon.
惡魔和鬼有什么不同？ Well, what's the difference between a demon and a ghost?
鬼是死人的靈魂 Um, because ghosts are dead people,
它們散發人類能量 so they're, like, human energy.
惡魔不是人類，它們是… And demons are not human. They're just...
邪惡的化身 ...like, evil.
我看你是自己嚇自己 Psyching yourself out, looking online there. I'm not psyching myself out.
我媽以為 她得了壞死性筋膜炎 Remember when I told you that my mom thought she had that, like, that flesh-eating disease?
她嚇死了，你也一樣 She freaked herself out. It's kinda like that, you know?
我的天啊，這里 我看看 - Oh, my God. Babe, here. - Let me see it.
第4段 Like fourth paragraph down.
據說只要有人和惡魔交易 "It has been said that if a human makes a bargain with a demon for wealth,
換取財富、權力或任何好處 power, or any other benefit,
就必須放棄家族的長子 they must forfeit their firstborn male.
要是他們不愿意… If the debt is not honored, the demon will follow the..."
你干嘛笑？這不好笑 Why are you smiling? It's not funny.
惡魔就會纏著他或她的孩子 "...will follow the defaulter and his or her brood
直到它得到長子的靈魂 until its soul of an infant is collected."
又怎樣？ So?
昨晚發生超可怕的事情 OK, so this is the freakiest thing ever. It happened to me last night.
這是大門… This is the door...
自己關起來 那是我走出去 ...closing by itself. That's me walking outside.
爸！過來一下！ Yeah. Dad! Will you come in here, please?!
站在這里看這段影片 OK, please stand over here and watch this.
天啊 Jesus.
別看我，看熒幕 Don't look at me, look at the screen.
那是被風吹的，毫無疑問 你是說真的嗎？ Yeah. The wind blows the door closed. - Dad. - Thank you. Are you serious?
這種事我常常遇到 當時沒有風！ It's happened to me a million times. - There's no wind!
風是來自后面打開的窗戶 The wind comes from the back when the windows are open.
窗戶都沒有打開！ It's inside the house and nothing else is open!
關掉，別再亂搞了 Turn it off and stop messing with the system.
這房子有臟東西！ Dad, there's obviously something in the house!
拜托 Please, come on.
就像瑪婷說的 It's the same thing Martine's been saying.
來吃晚飯吧，都涼了 Come get your dinner. It's getting cold.
（第17晚 2006年8月23日）
我聽到樓下有聲音 I think I just heard something coming from downstairs.
靠！靠！ Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
天啊，靠 Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuck.
可惡 Shit!
它把我吵醒 It woke me up.
聽起來像是門的聲音 Like, it sounded like the door or something.
于是我去查看 爸在打呼 So I kind of checked it out and Dad was snoring.
我都拍下來了 想看嗎？ And... I caught it on here. Do you want to see?
看到嗎？ 怪了 - Right there, you see? - That's weird.
真的很怪 It's definitely weird.
我被嚇壞了 它讓我想起… It just freaks me out because it just reminds me of like...
瑪婷說這房子的事 ...what Martine was saying about the house.
瑪婷怎么說？ What did she say about the house?
她得把房子里的 惡靈趕走 She said that there were bad spirits in the house
她想趕走惡靈 that she had to clear out. She was clearing out the bad spirits
讓善靈進來 像這種事… and letting in the good spirits. But something like that...
我就沒有別的解釋 你有嗎？ I don't have any other explanation for. Do you?
沒有 I don't. I...
我記得小時候 隨時都害怕 I remember being scared all the time.
我記得那場火 害怕？什么意思？ What do you mean "scared all the time," though?
我不知道 你覺得害怕？ - I don't know. - No, but what do you mean?
什么意思？ 我不記得了 - Like you felt, you felt scared... - I don't remember.
我現在就很害怕 I mean, I've been... I'm scared.
她把自己反鎖在門外？ So what, did she, like, lock herself out?
她說門是自己關起來的 Well, she said the door slammed shut on its own.
是啊 - No. - Oh, yeah.
那是挺恐怖的 That's pretty darn creepy.
這聽起來很扯，我知道 Listen, this is gonna sound totally crazy, and I know that, but...
但最近我有一種感覺 I've been having this feeling lately that,
我們小時候不管發生什么事 that maybe whatever happened to us when we were little...
現在又開始發生了 I think it's starting again.
我不想談這件事 I don't want to talk about this, Kristi.
我什么都不記得 I don't remember anything.
只記得很害怕 I just remember being scared all the time. What...
我只記得你老是在哭 You want to know what I remember? I remember you crying all the time.
你一直睡不著，突然會焦慮 I remember you couldn't sleep, and you got anxiety attacks.
好幾個月都不說話 I remember that you stopped talking for months.
奇怪的人一直來我們家 I remember weird people came to our house
媽媽老是不高興 and our mom was upset all the time. That's what I remember.
不管是什么 它都靠恐懼滋長 Whatever it was, it thrived on fear.
越去理它，就越糟糕 The more we paid attention to it, the worse it got.
你不能一直去想它 You need to leave this alone.
你得不理它 不然會和媽一樣 You need to ignore it, or you're gonna end up just like Mom.
你懂嗎？ Do you understand me?
我懂，我會的 Yeah, OK. I will.
想去散步嗎？ 艾碧 Wanna go for a walk? Hm? Abby.
來把 Come on.
天啊！ Oh, God!
別來纏我！ God! Leave me alone!
克莉絲蒂 Yo, Kris?
你還好吧？ - Uh-huh. - Are you OK?
我很好 是不是發生了什么事？ Yeah, I'm fine. - Did something just happen?
一切都沒事，沒事 ...completely fine. Everything is fine.
看著我 Look at me.
克莉絲蒂 Kristi.
甜心，一切都沒事 Honey, everything is fine.
才怪，看看你 It's obviously not. Look at...
凱蒂阿姨說 我們不能談這些事 Your Aunt Katie said that we can't talk about these things, OK?
我們越去談它 情況就會越糟 Because if you do, it just goes... worse.
什么意思？ - Listen. - What do you mean?
一切都沒事 別再問了，一切都沒事 Everything's fine. Ali, just stop. Everything's fine. OK.
聽我說 另一個網站說有些人 No, but listen to me. That other website said that some people...
為了財富和權力和惡魔交易 ...like, make deals with demons for wealth and power.
要是克莉絲蒂的曾祖母 So what if, what if Kristi's great grandmother
為了變有錢和惡魔交易呢？ made a deal with a demon so she could get rich?
我查過她的家譜 I went through the entire, I went through the entire family line.
杭特是1930年以后她們家族 And Hunter is the first male to be born on Kristi's side
出生的第一個男嬰 since, at least, the 1930s.
別說這是巧合 Don't tell me that shit isn't coincidence.
（第19晚 2006年8月25日）
躺下來 Lie down.
乖狗狗 Shh. Good girl.
爸？ - Dad? - Yeah.
你聽到嗎？ Did you hear that?
我是聽到了什么 搞什么？ I heard something. What the fuck?
我的天，是艾碧 Oh, God, it's Abby. Abby? Abby.
艾碧，你怎么了？ - What's the matter, baby? - Oh, my God.
天啊 她還好吧？ - Oh, God. - Is she OK?
不好，替我拿鑰匙和皮夾 Yeah. No, no, no. Honey, grab my keys and stuff?
替我拿鞋子 怎么回事？ - Grab my shoes! - What's going on?
不知道 艾碧出了事 I don't know. There's something wrong with Abby.
我跟你去！ - Dad, I'm going with you! - She's still breathing.
我該做什么？ 留下來陪杭特 - What can I do? What should I do? - Stay here with Hunter.
好 我們到了再打給你 OK. I'll call you when we get there. - OK. - Oh, my God.
聽到留言打給我 Just call me back when you get this.
讓我知道 她有沒有事 Let me know if she's OK.
我愛你 OK, love you.
她不會有事吧？ Hey, um... Is she gonna be OK?
我愛你，拜 I love you. Bye.
天啊，拜托！放開我！ Oh, God, please! Let go of me!
住手！求求你！ No, don't! Hunter! Please! Please! Ah!
不知道 獸醫覺得是休克 No, I don't know. They thought it was a seizure.
她從來沒有這樣過 No, she's never had one before, ever.
而且她發出怪聲 - And she was making this noise. - Ali?
我再打給你 Babe, I got to call you right back, OK?
對不起 Honey, I'm really sorry to do this to you.
我知道時機不對 I know this is really bad timing.
克莉絲蒂不對勁 There's something wrong with Kristi, OK?
她無法起床 她是怎么了？ - I can't get her out of bed. - What's wrong with her?
我不知道 客戶來自波特蘭 ...guys from Portland. I've been putting them off for weeks.
我不能爽約 - I can't blow them off. - OK, please, listen to me.
我能帶杭特 到布萊德家嗎？ Can I just take Hunter to Brad's?
我要你留在這里 你一回家我就回來 No, I need you to stay here. I'll come home when you come home.
我知道這很糟 Honey, I know this sucks. I do, I know, OK?
也知道你很害怕 對不起 I know you're freaked out and I'm really sorry.
我只會去兩小時 I'll be there for like two hours, all right?
我也會把艾碧帶回來 好嗎？ And I have to pick up Abby. OK?
對不起 我只去兩小時 Please? I'm sorry, OK? I... call me. I'll be, like, two hours. If anything's wrong,
有事就打給我 我馬上回來 just call me and I'll be right here, - OK? - OK.
我今天一定要去開會 謝謝你 I just cannot miss this today. - Thank you. OK? - OK, bye.
別擔心，把門鎖好 All right, don't worry. Lock the door behind me, OK? Yeah, I mean, obviously.
我把他放在床上 他在睡覺 No, I put him down. He's sleeping.
她不在 她還在獸醫診所 She's not here. She's still at the vet's.
他們還在檢查 她是怎么回事 No, 'cause they have to run tests 'cause they don't know what it was.
布萊德，我… Brad, it was... like fucking...
我沒聽過她 像那樣嚎叫 I've never heard her cry like that.
就說你只來一小時 拜托？ Or just tell them that you want to come over for an hour. Please?
拜托 我不想一個人 Please. No, I just don't want to be here alone.
她應該是生病了 Yeah, well, basically. She's sick or something.
好，拜，我也愛你 OK. OK, bye. Love you, too. Bye.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我在地下室的 門上面發現這些 OK, so, just found this on the basement door.
我不知道怎么會這樣 Um... I don't really know where it came from.
我想那是血跡 但我不確定 I think that that's blood, but I can't really tell.
這很高 她應該跳不上去 This comes up pretty high. I don't think she could get up there.
看起來像字母 不知道意思 It kind of looks like letters, but I don't really know what it means.
那是什么？ What the fuck is that?
克莉絲蒂？ Kristi?
小乖，怎么了？ Hey, sweetpea. What's going on?
過來，小乖 Come here, sweetie. Oh, yeah.
爸？ Dad?
你得馬上回家 你得回家 You have to come home right now. Dad, you have to come home.
克莉絲蒂 真的很不對勁 Something is really wrong with Kristi. Please!
拜托你回家 Please, come home, please.
拜托 拜托你趕快回家 Please, just, please, come home. Please. Please.
克莉絲蒂？ Kristi?
杭特在哭 Kristi? Hunter's crying.
別碰他！ Don't touch him!
搞什么？ What the fuck? What the fuck?
你還好吧？ 不好！ - Are you OK? - No!
她在哪里？ 樓上 - Oh, my. Where is she? - She's upstairs.
杭特的房間 你不能上去 She's in Hunter's room. You can't go up there! - I have to see if she's OK. - You can't go up there!
你得看錄影 You have to look at the tape!
我得去看杭特 - I have to check on Hunter. - She got attacked!
你得先看錄影 拜托，聽我說！ You have to watch the tape! Please! Please, please, just listen to me!
爸，我們得馬上走 Dad, we have to go right now.
爸？看著我 你相信我了吧？ Fuck. Dad? Dad, look at me. Do you believe me now?
我們不能留在這里！ 拜托！ Come on! We can't stay here! Please!
爸！ Dad!
你要去哪里？ What are you doing?
她試著警告我 我不肯聽 She tried to warn me, and I wouldn't listen.
你在說誰？ Wait, who are you talking about?
爸，你在說誰？ Dad, who are you talking about?
什么 What?
橄欖油？ Olive oil?
什么 What?
我拿這個要做什么？ What am I gonna do with this?
這會讓她昏過去？ - This is gonna knock her out? - S?
我叫你待在這里 I told you to stay here.
你把我嚇壞了 跟我說話 OK, you're kind of freaking me out right now, OK? Can you please talk to me?
看看她的大腿 咬傷的痕跡 Dad, look at her leg. Look at the bite.
搞什么？ What the fuck?!
不，不可能，不可能 No, no. No way, no way.
不能這樣，她是她的家人 We can't do this to her. It's her family.
我該怎么做？ - Please, please... - What am I supposed to do?!
她是克莉絲蒂的妹妹！ It's Kristi's fucking sister! We can't do that to her!
不能這么對她 不能這么做 We can't do this. We cannot do this to her.
沒有別的辦法 Look, there is no other way.
有，可以轉移 到別人身上 Yes, there is. We can transfer it to somebody else.
不行，瑪婷說 一定要是血親 - No, we can't. No, we can't. - That's what we have to do. OK? Martine said it had to be a blood relative.
那是我太太和兒子！ OK? That's my wife and my son!
你的弟弟！ 我們要告訴她嗎？ - That is your little baby brother! - Do we tell her?
不，誰都不能說 - Do we tell her what happened? - No, we never tell anyone.
瑪婷說她不會記得 She's not even gonna remember, OK? Martine said she's not gonna remember, OK?
絕對不能再談這件事 And we're not gonna talk about it, ever!
我不管你同不同意 And I don't care if you agree with me or not, OK?
這是我的決定！ 我要這么做！ It's my decision! I'm doing it! What...?
我們走吧，拜托 Let's go, please.
爸，拜托 Please, Dad.
爸？ Dad?
爸，你一定要小心，拜托 Dad, please, please, be careful. Please.
克莉絲蒂？ Kristi?
爸爸 Dad!
爸！我什么都看不見！爸？ Dad! I can't see anything! Dad?!
艾莉！你在哪里？ 這里 - Ali, where are you? - I'm right here!
你在哪里？ Where are you?!
這里！ - I'm right here! I'm right here!
來，拿去 - Here, here, take it. - Fuck.
靠！寶寶… Fuck! Where's the...
寶寶呢？ Where's the baby?!
我不知道 I don't know!
爸，我們快走吧！ Dad, let's get out of here! Come on! OK, OK.
留在那里！留在那里！ Stay right there, OK? Just stay there.
不，拜托！ - No! No, no! - Stay there!
跟在我后面，留在那里！ Just stay behind me, OK? Just stay right there! OK. OK.
發生什么事？ What's happening?!
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
艾莉 Ali!
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
他們在地下室 你沒事吧？ - They're in the basement. - Are you OK?
留在那里 - Dad? - Just, just stay there! OK.
爸？爸？ Dad. Dad.
留在這里，好嗎？ - Just stay here. OK? - OK.
杭特！ Hunter!
天啊 Oh, Jesus.
我什么都看不見 I can't see anything.
什么鬼東西 What the fuck?
天啊！靠！ Jesus! Fuck!
靠！ Oh! Fuck! Hunter!
可惡 Damn it.
我快要抱到你了，好了 I almost gotcha. Almost gotcha.
天啊 OK, I got you. Oh, God.
我抱住你了，你沒事吧？ I got you, little buddy. Are you OK?
留在那里 OK, you stay there.
準備好了嗎？ 好了，我好興奮哦 All right. Are you ready? You're gonna like this.
（3周后）
我超興奮的 I am ready, I'm thrilled. I'm excited.
是領帶嗎？ 真沒想到！ Is it a tie? Is it...? Oh! Shocking!
這里一切都還好吧？ So how are things, uh... here? Is there any more weird stuff
還有發生怪事嗎？ 沒有 - going on or, you know? - No.
真的嗎？ 一切都很好 - No? - Everything's great.
那就好 我一定是瘋了 Good. I must be losing my mind. I just...
我覺得我們家發生怪事 I feel like there's stuff going on at our house,
我跟米卡說 to the point where I actually told Micah about it,
他一定覺得我瘋了 and I'm sure he thinks I'm crazy.
你應該像你自己說的 You should take your own advice.
別再提了 不然會把自己逼瘋 We shouldn't talk about this stuff. It just drives us nuts.
你說的對 老妹？ - You're right. - Sis?
再見，杭特！ Goodbye, Hunter!
我愛你！ 拜，阿姨！ - I love you, little fella! - Bye, Auntie!
拜了，很快再見面 好 - Bye, sis. See you soon. - All right.
那是什么？ What is that?
哈羅，寶貝 Hello, baby. Hi.
那是我想的東西嗎？ Is that what I think it is?
我不知道，不過挺酷的 Yeah, it's... I don't know what you think it is, but whatever it is, it's pretty sweet.
我猜是一臺超大的攝影機 I think it's a giant-ass camera.
小的那臺呢？ What happened to, like, the little handheld?
那臺比較好用，可以拿來拿去 Easy to move around, versatile.
你要停車還是盯著我看？ Are you gonna park the car or are you gonna stand there, looking at me?
這玩意兒… This is, uh... big and impressive,
又大又酷，上面的燈又超亮 and it has a really bright light on it.
親一下 我才不要親咧 Kiss the camera, will you? - I'm not kissing the camera.
多少錢？ - Come on. - How much did this cost you? - What? - How much did...
我會親你，不會親攝影機 I'll kiss you, but I'm not gonna kiss the camera.
（米卡于2006年 10月8日遇害）
（2006年10月9日）
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但是他們品質超群，真正全木質風格 but they do have superb quality real-wood Shaker style...
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凱蒂？ Katie?
（艾莉于 2006年10月12日）
（從學校旅行回家后發現 克莉絲蒂和丹尼爾雷的尸體）
（凱蒂和杭特 至今仍然下落不明）