杰：如果你想在这行成功的话 JAY: IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT IN THIS BUSINESS
你得把它卖掉 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SELL IT
还有两个按钮… AND TWO BUTTONS JUST...
这可不行，亲爱的 THAT ISN'T SELLING IT, HONEY,
但是三就可以了。 BUT THREE DOES.
艾玛：别折磨自己了。 EMMA: STOP TORTURING YOURSELF.
再看一遍也没用 WATCHING THAT AGAIN ISN'T GOING TO MAKE
你的实际演示卷轴神奇地出现了。 YOUR ACTUAL DEMO REEL MAGICALLY APPEAR.
我还是不敢相信杰竟然破坏了我。 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE JAY SABOTAGED ME.
也许这是个意外？ WELL, MAYBE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT?
正确的。他不小心调换了我们的性爱录像 RIGHT. HE ACCIDENTALLY SWITCHED OUR ALMOST-SEX-TAPE
通过我的演示， WITH MY DEMO,
就在我伤了他的“小”心之后。 RIGHT AFTER I BROKE HIS "WITTLE" HEART.
就凭他的报复心？ WITH HIS VINDICTIVE STREAK?
在杰伊毁了我在史密斯戴尔戏剧的试镜之后， AFTER JAY RUINED MY AUDITION WITH SMITHDALE DRAMA,
我要回家了。 I'M JUST GONNA GO HOME.
林赛：哦，参加“the dame”的试镜？ LINDSAY: OH, AUDITIONING WITH "THE DAME"?
是什么。这有什么不好的？ WAS. WHY IS THAT BAD?
艾瑞斯·邓伍迪教授像核桃一样硬。 WELL, PROFESSOR IRIS DUNWOODY IS AS HARD AS WALNUTS.
二十分之一的人能进去。 LIKE ONE IN EVERY TWENTY GETS IN.
如果戏剧主管看到我亲自表演， IF THE HEAD OF DRAMA SEES ME ACT IN PERSON,
她会接受我的，对吧？ SHE'LL HAVE TO ACCEPT ME, RIGHT?
即使没有我的样片？ EVEN WITHOUT MY DEMO REEL?
是啊，如果你开始做 YA, WELL, MAYBE IF YOU START WORKING ON
你的“为什么我没有样片”独白。 YOUR "WHY I HAVE NO DEMO REEL" MONOLOGUE.
(呼出) (EXHALES)
帮我个忙吗? HELP ME?
(沉重的叹息) (HEAVY SIGH)
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
好吧，那我复活的那辆捷豹呢？ OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THAT JAG THAT I BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE?
我想请你帮个忙。 I AM CALLING IN A FAVOUR.
忙吗? FAVOUR?
你偷了我的卡车，杰！ YOU STOLE MY TRUCK, JAY!
杰：别这样，托尼！ JAY: COME ON, TONY!
如果詹娜甩了你，告诉我 IF JENNA DUMPED YOU, TELL ME,
告诉我你不会跳圈 TELL ME YOU WOULD NOT JUMP THROUGH HOOPS
把她找回来。 TO GET HER BACK.
托尼：啊，你要杀了我了。 TONY: AH, YOU'RE KILLING ME.
我会弥补的。 I'LL MAKE IT UP.
自由劳动，随便了。 FREE LABOUR, WHATEVER.
两天后她就回来了。 I'LL HAVE HER BACK IN TWO DAYS.
你是我最好的机械师，算你走运。 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE MY BEST MECHANIC.
卡车不是被偷的。 TRUCK'S NOT STOLEN.
（牢房门哐当一声打开） (CELL DOOR CLANKS OPEN)
吉米：伙计，就算我们追上曼尼， JIMMY: DUDE, EVEN IF WE CATCH UP TO MANNY,
你真觉得她会吗 DO YOU REALLY THINK SHE'S GONNA
现在带你回去？ TAKE YOU BACK NOW?
杰伊：我得把这张DVD送到正确的人手里。 JAY: I HAVE GOT TO GET THIS DVD INTO THE RIGHT HANDS.
我不会毁了一个好女孩的未来。 I'M NOT GONNA SCREW UP A GREAT GIRL'S FUTURE.
你有“男主迷恋” YOU HAVE A "MANNY CRUSH",
MANNY-A-HOLIC ! MANNY-A-HOLIC!
(笑)一半 (HALF LAUGHS)
闭嘴。 SHUT UP.
来吧，让我们一起摇滚。 COME ON, LET'S ROCK.
让我们摇滚。 LET'S ROCK.
帮我拿鞋？ GRAB MY SHOES FOR ME?
（鸟鸣声盖过街道噪音） (BIRDS CHURP OVER STREET NOISE)
达西：现在不行，好吗？ DARCY: NOT NOW, OKAY?
彼得：怎么了？ PETER: WHAT'S WRONG?
我以为我们溜出去… I THOUGHT AFTER WE SNUCK OUT TO...
做爱时, MAKE LOVE,
你说这会让你感觉好点。 YOU SAID IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
我想会的。 I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
我想也许我可以抹去我的记忆。 I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD ERASE MY MEMORIES.
我不知道，它没有。 I DON'T KNOW, IT DIDN'T.
我们就当没发生过吧。 LET'S JUST FORGET IT HAPPENED THEN.
我真的不想把事情搞得更糟。 I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE THINGS WORSE.
你没有。 YOU DIDN'T.
我让朋友的处境更糟， I MAKE THINGS WORSE FOR MY FRIENDS,
我的老师，我的父母。 MY TEACHERS, MY PARENTS.
我应该参加这个愚蠢的夏令营 I DESERVE TO BE AT THIS STUPID CAMP
因为我太可怕了。 'CAUSE I'M HORRIBLE.
达西，被强奸了 DARCY, GETTING RAPED
没让你变成坏人 DIDN'T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON,
它只会让你感到悲伤和害怕。 IT JUST MADE YOU LIKE SAD AND SCARED.
我会帮你熬过去的。 I'M GONNA HELP YOU GET THROUGH IT.
好吧?别忘了这一点。 OKAY? DON'T FORGET THAT.
白灵熊：在荒郊野外，你将受到考验 SPIRIT BEAR: IN THE BACKWOODS, YOU WILL BE TESTED
无论是精神上还是身体上， BOTH MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY,
但你会发现自己的长处。 BUT YOU WILL FIND YOUR STRENGTHS.
我，我做不到。 I, I CAN'T DO THIS.
白灵熊：蒙眼只是一种信任。 SPIRIT BEAR: THE BLINDFOLD IS JUST A MEASURE OF TRUST.
我们不会让你陷入任何危险。 WERE NOT GONNA LEAD YOU INTO ANY DANGER.
你真的不明白。 YOU REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND.
我现在真的很紧张。 I'M REALLY ON EDGE RIGHT NOW.
你有什么想说的吗，菲尼克斯？ IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE, PHOENIX?
我们都是来倾听的。 WE ARE ALL HERE TO LISTEN.
是的，我们洗耳恭听。 YEAH, WE'RE ALL EARS.
(学生笑) (STUDENTS CHUCKLE)
我放弃了。 I GIVE UP.
(生气的呼吸) (IRRITATED BREATH)
(深吸气) (DEEP INHALE)
斯宾纳：我看到了妇女研究大楼。 SPINNER: I SAW THE WOMEN'S STUDIES BUILDING.
你想去研究一些女人吗？ DO YOU WANT TO GO STUDY SOME WOMEN?
杰伊：闭嘴。 JAY: SHUT UP.
Iris dunwoody: manuela santos ！ IRIS DUNWOODY: MANUELA SANTOS!
（风扇嗖嗖声）（走近的脚步声） (FAN SWISHES) (APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS)
你的样片，桑托斯小姐？ YOUR DEMO REEL, MISS SANTOS?
我觉得这太可惜了 I FELT IT WOULD BE A SHAME
玷污戏剧的纯洁性 TO TAINT THE PURITY OF THE THEATRE
使用预先录制的材料。 WITH THE ARTIFICE OF PRE-RECORDED MATERIAL.
我们一直在努力研究这个问题，不是吗？ BEEN WORKING VERY HARD ON THAT ONE, HAVEN'T WE?
没有样片，没有试镜。 NO DEMO REEL, NO AUDITION.
请。 PLEASE.
邓伍迪女士，请给我两分钟。 PLEASE, MS. DUNWOODY, TWO MINUTES.
好吧。（风扇打在桌子上） ALL RIGHT. (FAN HITS DESK)
给我惊喜，让我着迷， SURPRISE ME, ENCHANT ME,
我大为惊奇。 ASTONISH ME.
走了。 GO.
曼尼：（清喉咙） MANNY: (CLEARS THROAT)
“我没有给她留下戒指，这是什么意思，夫人？” "I LEFT NO RING WITH HER: WHAT MEANS THIS MY LADY?"
（脚步声打破寂静） (FOOTSTEPS THUD OVER SILENCE)
财富禁止…… FORTUNE FORBID...
运气不允许我在外面有…… (STILTED) FORTUNE FORBID MY OUTSIDE HAS...
艾里斯·邓伍迪：住手！ IRIS DUNWOODY: STOP!
那把中提琴让莎士比亚先生在坟墓里翻来覆去。 THAT VIOLA HAS MR. SHAKESPEARE SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE.
我有200个正经演员要试镜。 I HAVE TWO HUNDRED SERIOUS ACTORS TO AUDITION.
现在你走了。 NOW YOU BE GONE.
(沉重的叹息) (HEAVY SIGH)
邓伍迪:下一个。 DUNWOODY: NEXT.
（风扇打开，曼尼的脚步声渐渐远去） (FAN SWISHES OPEN AS MANNY'S FOOTSTEPS TRAIL OFF)
杰：曼尼，等等。 JAY: MANNY, WAIT.
曼尼,等等! MANNY, WAIT!
你不仅毁了我的生活， NOT ONLY DID YOU RUIN MY LIFE,
但你大老远开车过来的 BUT YOU DROVE ALL THE WAY HERE
看着它发生？ TO WATCH IT HAPPEN?
你病了，杰！恶心! ! YOU'RE SICK, JAY! SICK!!
演示版，真实版。 THE DEMO - THE REAL ONE.
现在回去吧 NOW GO BACK IN THERE
让什么脸女士看。 AND MAKE MS. WHATSHERFACE WATCH IT.
你只有一次试镜机会，我搞砸了！ YOU GET ONE AUDITION AND I BLEW IT!
你的虐待任务完成了。 YOUR SADISTIC MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
当我换dvd的时候，我很生气。 WHEN I SWITCHED THE DVD, I WAS MAD.
我是一时冲动做的。 I DID IT SPUR OF THE MOMENT.
这是一个糟糕的决定！ IT WAS A BAD DECISION!
我和你分手的决定 MY DECISION TO BREAK UP WITH YOU
是我做过的最好的一个！ WAS THE BEST ONE I EVER MADE!
所以戒指没有任何意义？ SO THE RING MEANS NOTHING?
这颗假钻石是给我们假订婚的吗！ THIS FAKE DIAMOND FOR OUR FAKE ENGAGEMENT?!
你知道这毫无意义！ YOU KNOW IT MEANS NOTHING!
我早该知道的。 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER.
杰·霍加特只会带来失败 JAY HOGART BRINGS NOTHING BUT FAILURE
对生活的失望！ AND DISAPPOINTMENT TO LIFE!
（戒指在地上砰砰作响） (RING THUDS ON GROUND)
然后我就走了。 THEN I'M GONE.
(哭) (CRYING)
约翰尼：我们到底在哪儿？ JOHNNY: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
白灵熊：今晚我们在凤凰的地盘。 SPIRIT BEAR: WE ARE AT PHOENIX'S SPOT FOR THE NIGHT.
眼罩。 BLINDFOLD OFF.
放下你的背包。 DROP YOUR PACK.
你的单独任务是时间来反思你的感受。 YOUR SOLO QUEST IS THE TIME TO REFLECT ON YOUR FEELINGS.
我要你记住你学过的东西 I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED
祝你好运。 AND GOOD LUCK.
我要怎么在这里搭个庇护所？ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE A SHELTER OUT OF THIS?
你没注意听吗？ WEREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
你就不能给我看看吗？ CAN'T YOU JUST SHOW ME, PLEASE?
菲尼克斯，如果我牵着你的手， PHOENIX, IF I HOLD YOUR HAND,
它否定了单人任务。 IT NEGATES THE SOLO QUEST.
但如何? BUT HOW?
我一个人要怎么活下去？ HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE OUT HERE ON MY OWN?
你可以从倾听开始。 YOU CAN START BY LISTENING.
给你吗? TO YOU?
我这辈子都在听上帝的话 WELL, I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO GOD MY WHOLE LIFE
看看这给我带来了什么。 AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT ME.
也许上帝想让你找到力量 WELL, MAYBE GOD WANTS YOU TO FIND THE STRENGTH
从自己的内心解决问题。 TO DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS FROM WITHIN YOURSELF.
（鸟儿啁啾，树木在风中沙沙作响） (BIRDS CHIRP AS TREES RUSTLE IN THE WIND)
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
艾玛：嘿，试镜怎么样？ EMMA: HEY, HOW WAS THE AUDITION?
曼尼：我搞砸了。 MANNY: I BOMBED.
再见史密斯戴尔，再见未来， SO LONG SMITHDALE, SO LONG FUTURE,
都要感谢杰。 ALL THANKS TO JAY.
所以他找到你了？ SO HE FOUND YOU?
微调控制项:哇!喂! SPINNER: WOW! HO!
好了，派对开始吧！ ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
最近怎么样？ HOW'S IT GOING?
微调控制项? SPINNER?
你在这里做什么？ WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
我们在校园里碰到了自由。 WELL, WE BUMPED INTO LIBERTY ON CAMPUS.
她完全为我们做了担保。 SHE TOTALLY VOUCHED FOR US.
你知道她在这里就像皇室一样吗？ DID YOU KNOW SHE'S LIKE ROYALTY AROUND HERE?
你刚好在史密斯戴尔吗？ YOU JUST HAPPENED TO BE AT SMITHDALE?
事实上，我们嗯… ACTUALLY, WE UM...
我们有几张紫龙表演的票。 WE GOT SOME TICKETS TO THE PURPLE DRAGON SHOW.
我们还搭了杰伊的车 WE ALSO HITCHED A RIDE WITH JAY
在他的……“拯救曼尼任务”。 ON HIS... "SAVE MANNY MISSION".
斯宾纳：是的，你知道，内疚男孩做了一些非常疯狂的事情 SPINNER: YEAH, YOU KNOW, GUILT-BOY PULLED SOME REALLY CRAZY STUFF
来找你。 TO FIND YOU.
我从来没见过他在乎别人吗？ I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN HIM CARE ABOUT SOMEONE BEFORE?
这有点奇怪。 IT'S KINDA WEIRD.
你还想参加派对吗？ ARE YOU STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY-PARTY?
来吧。周杰伦的消失了。 BRING IT ON. JAY'S GONE.
他现在不能把事情弄得更糟了。 HE CAN'T MAKE ANYTHING WORSE NOW.
教授邓伍迪? PROFESSOR DUNWOODY?
曼纽拉·桑托斯的经纪人。 MANUELA SANTOS'S AGENT.
快乐。 PLEASURE.
杀害维奥拉的女孩有经纪人吗？ THE GIRL WHO BUTCHERED VIOLA HAS AN AGENT?
我想你不觉得她需要 I SUPPOSE YOU DON'T FEEL SHE NEEDS
史密斯戴尔戏剧培训？ SMITHDALE THEATRE TRAINING?
好吧，悄悄告诉你 WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
男人。曼努埃拉非常非常有激情 MAN...MANUELA IS VERY, VERY PASSIONATE
关于剧院。 ABOUT THE THEATRE.
(笑)真的吗? (LAUGHS) REALLY?
剧院吗? THE THEATRE?
哦，好吧，我帮不了你。 OH, WELL, I CAN'T HELP YOU.
董事会坚持要一个样片。 THE BOARD INSISTS ON A DEMO REEL.
哦，在这里。 OH, RIGHT HERE.
她想学习这门手艺。 SHE WANTS TO LEARN THE CRAFT.
再给她一次机会。 GIVE HER ANOTHER SHOT.
就因为一个迷人的年轻小伙子邀请我吗？ JUST BECAUSE A FETCHING YOUNG SWAIN ASKS ME?
嗯…(笑)一半 WELL... (HALF LAUGHS)
当然，一定有什么办法 SURELY, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
我能为你做些什么。 I CAN DO FOR YOU.
你看了一整天的演示录像； YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING DEMO REELS ALL DAY;
给你的眼睛冷敷一下？ A COLD COMPRESS FOR YOUR EYES, PERHAPS?
足底按摩？ A FOOT RUB?
你喜欢设拉子吗，先生？ DO YOU ENJOY SHIRAZ, MR...?
HOGART。杰森HOGART。 HOGART. JAYSON HOGART.
是的，我非常喜欢。 AND YES, I DO VERY MUCH.
（软木塞吱吱作响，啪的一声） (CORK CREAKS AND POPS)
（风扇啪的一声打开） (FAN SWISHES OPEN)
(重叠聊天) (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
(眼镜叮当声) (GLASSES CLINK)
哦!(喘息) OH! (GASPS)
啊，看在上帝的份上！ OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
哦，不，看看我做了什么。 OH NO, LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE.
哦，别担心，别担心。 OH, DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY.
别担心，大个子。 DON'T WORRY, BIG GUY.
好吧。 ALL RIGHT.
给你。 THERE YOU ARE.
♬你知道爱情最初会去哪里吗 ♪ Do you know where love first goes ♪
♬奔向太阳，奔向太阳，她奔向她的…♪ ♪ To the sun, to the sun, She runs her... ♪
♬手指穿过我的头发 ♪ Fingers through my hair ♪
♬旧金山……♪ ♪ San Francisco... ♪
（探戈音乐播放） (TANGO MUSIC PLAYS)
(笑) (LAUGHS)
（派对音乐继续）♬你应该把枪里的子弹都打空 (Party music continues) ♪ You should empty all those bullets from your gun ♪
杰伊：你是一个现代女性。 JAY: YOU'RE A MODERN WOMAN.
我不知道你有纹身。 I HADN'T REALIZED YOU HAD A TATTOO.
艾瑞斯·邓伍迪：（心满意足地叹口气） IRIS DUNWOODY: (SIGH OF CONTENTMENT)
杰伊：怎么说？ JAY: HOW'S THAT?
很好。 VERY GOOD.
哦…… OOH...
（叹气）脚。 (SIGHS) THE FEET.
(小鸟喳喳叫) (BIRDS CHIRPING)
(乌鸦CAWS) (CROW CAWS)
（自言自语地笑） (LAUGHS TO HERSELF)
我还活着。 I'M ALIVE.
谢谢你！ THANK YOU.
（睡袋沙沙作响） (SLEEPING BAG RUSTLES)
(乌鸦CAWS) (CROW CAWS)
（秒表咔哒一声） (STOP WATCH CLICKS)
我做到了吗？ DID I MAKE IT?
还有十秒钟。 TEN SECONDS TO SPARE.
好。 GOOD.
达西：快点，我们可没那么多时间！ DARCY: COME ON, WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!
（敲门） (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
微调控制项:你好! SPINNER: HELLO!
早上好。 GOOD MORNING.
我们回来了，我们感觉很空虚！ WE'RE BACK, WE'RE FEELING HOLE-Y!
埃玛：你们找到教堂了？ EMMA: YOU GUYS FOUND A CHURCH?
吉米：差不多吧。更像是校园甜甜圈店。 JIMMY: SORT OF. IT'S MORE LIKE A CAMPUS DOUGHNUT SHOP.
(笑) (CHUCKLES)
你们有杰伊的消息吗？ HAVE YOU GUYS HEARED FROM JAY?
知道他昨晚住在哪里吗？ ANY IDEA WHERE HE STAYED LAST NIGHT?
埃玛：听起来你好像很在乎。 EMMA: IT ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE YOU CARE.
你这地方真漂亮！ SWANKY PLACE YOU GOT HERE!
你在这里做什么？ WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
告诉你一小时后的试镜。 TELLING YOU ABOUT THE AUDITION YOU HAVE IN ONE HOUR.
我动用了一些关系。 I PULLED SOME STRINGS.
邓伍迪看过你的演示。 DUNWOODY WATCHED YOUR DEMO.
但是…你做了什么？ BUT... WHAT DID YOU DO?
没关系，小酒窝。 NEVER YOU MIND, DIMPLES.
试镜时要惊艳全场 JUST ROCK THE AUDITION,
我保证不会再打扰你了。 AND I PROMISE I WON'T BOTHER YOU ANY MORE.
曼尼:“唉, MANNY: "ALAS,
我们的脆弱才是原因， IT IS OUR FRAILTY THAT IS THE CAUSE,
不是我们。 NOT WE.
如果我们是这样的人，我们就是这样的人。” FOR SUCH AS WE ARE MADE IF SUCH WE BE."
太可爱了。 THAT WAS LOVELY.
很好地完成。 NICELY DONE.
谢谢你，邓伍迪女士。 THANK YOU, MS. DUNWOODY.
你根本不知道 YOU HAVE NO IDEA
我很感激你给我第二次机会。 HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THE SECOND CHANCE.
是你的经纪人说服我的。 OH, IT WAS YOUR AGENT THAT CONVINCED ME.
是的，对于这样一个年轻人， YES, FOR SUCH A YOUNG MAN,
霍加特先生很有说服力。 MR. HOGART CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE.
到底有多有说服力？ HOW PERSUASIVE, EXACTLY?
艾瑞斯·邓伍迪：哦…… IRIS DUNWOODY: OH...
他是探戈之王，呃… HE'S LORD OF THE TANGO, UH...
手指…… FINGERS...
坚强，但温柔。 STRONG, YET GENTLE.
我觉得自己年轻了二十岁！ I FEEL TWENTY YEARS YOUNGER!
你得带他一起去适应环境。 YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING HIM WITH YOU FOR ORIENTATION.
那么，我加入了？ SO, I'M IN?
虹膜邓伍迪：等待其他因素。 IRIS DUNWOODY: PENDING OTHER FACTORS.
但是我要向你推荐…… BUT I AM GOING TO RECOMMEND YOU...
要成为会员 TO BECOME A MEMBER
去史密斯戴尔戏剧学院。 TO THE SMITHDALE DRAMA DEPARTMENT.
(风扇刷刷声) (FAN SWISHES)
那是艾希礼吗？ IS THAT ASHLEY?
她在这里做什么？ WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
Spinner：跟踪你？ SPINNER: STALKING YOU?
吉米:哈。(紧呼出) JIMMY: HEH. (TIGHT EXHALE)
可能。哈。 PROBABLY. HEH.
这是甜蜜的。 THIS IS SWEET.
斯宾纳：是的，你不知道。 SPINNER: YES, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
曼尼：嘿，我错过了什么？谁在乎! MANNY: HEY, WHAT'D I MISS? WHO CARES!
问我试镜的事；我成功了。 ASK ME ABOUT MY AUDITION; I NAILED IT.
太棒了! THAT'S AWESOME!
杰伊是怎么做到的？ HOW DID JAY PULL IT OFF?
我觉得他做了些很极端的事。 I THINK HE DID SOME PRETTY DRASTIC THINGS.
有合法的吗？ WERE ANY OF THEM LEGAL?
来自裸紫龙女士的抗议？ COMING FROM MS. NAKED PURPLE DRAGON PROTEST?
再说了，我以为你忘了那个老杰。 BESIDES, I THOUGHT YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE OLD JAY.
我还在试着适应新的男保姆。 WELL, I'M STILL TRYING TO GET USED TO THE NEW MANNY.
那个疯狂的家伙。 THE ONE THAT'S JAY-CRAZY.
我们玩得很开心。 WE HAVE FUN.
我父母非常喜欢他。 MY PARENTS ARE GA-GA OVER HIM.
我从没想过我们会认真起来。 I JUST NEVER THOUGHT WE'D GET SERIOUS.
(笑)一半 (HALF LAUGHS)
达西：“你一直都是我们的天使，突然间有些事情变了。 DARCY: "YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN OUR ANGEL, SUDDENLY SOMETHING CHANGED.
请帮助我们理解。” PLEASE HELP US UNDERSTAND."
抱歉，我看不出这有什么用。 I'M SORRY, I DON'T SEE HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO HELP.
那封信可能很难写 THAT LETTER WAS PROBABLY VERY HARD
给你父母写的。 FOR YOUR PARENTS TO WRITE.
你还在生气？ YOU'RE STILL ANGRY?
不是冲着他们，也不是冲着我父母。 NOT AT THEM, NOT AT MY PARENTS.
于是发生了一些事情。 SO SOMETHING HAPPENED.
你怪你自己？ YOU BLAME YOURSELF?
有点。 KINDA.
别人。 SOMEONE ELSE.
和那个人谈谈。 TALK TO THAT PERSON.
这是张空椅子，灵熊。 IT'S AN EMPTY CHAIR, SPIRIT BEAR.
想象他们在那里。 IMAGINE THEY'RE THERE.
告诉那个混蛋你的感受。 TELL THE DOUCHEBAG HOW YOU FEEL.
你偷走了所有对我重要的东西。 YOU STOLE EVERYTHING THAT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME.
你强奸了我。 YOU RAPED ME.
我都没见过你的脸。 AND I NEVER EVEN SAW YOUR FACE.
我觉得很脏。 I FEEL DIRTY.
我试过一次又一次地抹去它， AND I'VE TRIED AND TRIED TO ERASE IT,
但是我不能。 BUT I CAN'T.
你迈出了一大步，菲尼克斯。 YOU'VE TAKEN A GREAT STEP, PHOENIX.
（鼓声演奏） (DRUM BEAT PLAYS)
(重叠聊天) (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
曼尼:嘿。 MANNY: HEY.
看来我是史密斯戴尔的戏料。 SO IT LOOKS LIKE I'M SMITHDALE DRAMA MATERIAL.
我不知道你做了什么，但谢谢你。 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID, BUT THANK YOU.
我把它屏蔽了。 I BLOCKED IT OUT.
你能屏蔽掉我的愚蠢吗？ ANY CHANCE YOU CAN BLOCK OUT MY MASSIVE STUPIDITY?
（沮丧地哼了一声）你为什么要那样做，笨蛋？ (FUSTRATED GRUNT) WHY DID YOU DO THAT, DUMMY?
我不是一个完整的工具， I HAVE NOT-BEING- A-COMPLETE-TOOL ISSUES,
但我会努力的。 BUT I'LL WORK ON THEM.
我得学着相信你。 AND I'LL HAVE TO LEARN TO TRUST YOU.
没有风险就没有回报，对吧？ NO RISK, NO REWARD, RIGHT?
娜塔莎：我要把你弄得晕头转向 NATASHA: AND HERE TO ROCK YOU SENSELESS
我们和紫龙戒了吗 IS OUR OFF THE WAGON WITH PURPLE DRAGON
神秘的客人。 MYSTERY GUEST.
你准备好了吗？ ARE YOU READY?
克雷格·曼宁! CRAIG MANNING!
观众：（鼓掌欢呼） AUDIENCE: (APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)
微调控制项:克雷格。 SPINNER: CRAIG.
我们开了这么远的车就为了见一个我可以打电话的人？ WE DROVE ALL THIS WAY TO SEE A GUY I CAN CALL?
我是他的鼓手。我是他的鼓手！ I WAS HIS DRUMMER. I WAS HIS DRUMMER!
克雷格：史密斯戴尔，大家都好吗？ CRAIG: SO HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING, SMITHDALE?
观众：（欢呼鼓掌） AUDIENCE: (CHEERING AND CLAPPING)
（兴奋地）哇！ (HYPED UP) OW!
我很高兴能和放克龙在一起。 I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE WITH FUNKYSAURUS-REX.
我们要播放专辑里的几首歌… WE'RE GONNA PLAY SOME SONGS FROM THE ALBUM...
所以你知道是他干的，对吧？ SO, YOU KNEW IT WAS HIM, DIDN'T YOU?
我们分手后他给我发了邮件。 HE EMAILED ME AFTER WE BROKE UP.
邀请我去欧洲巡演。 ASKED ME TO GO ON TOUR IN EUROPE.
你要和他一起巡演？ YOU'RE GOING ON TOUR WITH HIM?
这很好。 THAT'S NICE.
给我寄张明信片。 SEND ME A POSTCARD.
克雷格：真是太棒了 CRAIG: IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE
今晚在座的很多老朋友， SO MANY OF MY OLD FRIENDS HERE TONIGHT,
但如果没有他们中的一个，我不可能完成这张专辑。 BUT I COULDN'T HAVE MADE THIS ALBUM WITHOUT ONE OF THEM.
她一直是我的灵感来源。 SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN MY INSPIRATION.
阿什利•科尔文! ASHLEY KERWIN!
观众：（鼓掌欢呼） AUDIENCE: (APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)
这个叫做“我的窗户”。 THIS ONE'S CALLED "MY WINDOW".
（乐队开始演奏） (BAND BEGINS TO PLAY)
白灵熊：放下我们的痛苦， SPIRIT BEAR: TO LET GO OF OUR PAIN,
我们必须学会信任别人。 WE HAVE TO LEARN TO TRUST OTHERS.
菲尼克斯，你相信你的部落吗？ PHOENIX, DO YOU TRUST YOUR TRIBE?
不是真的。 NOT REALLY.
我一定要这么做吗？ DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?
当你准备好了，就放手吧。 WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, JUST LET GO.
否。不不不不不。 NO. NO-NO-NO-NO-NO.
求你让我失望吧。 PLEASE JUST LET ME DOWN, NOW.
达西，照做吧。 DARCY, JUST DO IT.
我们不会让你掉下去的。 WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU FALL.
克雷格：我看到它承载着我的悲伤 CRAIG: ♪ AND I SEE IT CARRYING MY WOES ♪
♬我看到它从我的窗口走来 ♪ I SEE IT COMIN' THROUGH MY WINDOW ♪
因为我的窗户有我知道的光 ♪ 'CAUSE MY WINDOW GOT THE LIGHT THAT I KNOW ♪
我曾经为克雷格疯狂； I USED TO BE CRAZY FOR CRAIG;
他太老了。 HE'S JUST SO YESTERDAY.
你是我的今天和明天。 YOU'RE MY TODAY AND MY TOMORROW.
本：嘿，昨晚， BEN: HEY, LAST NIGHT,
谢谢你的好时光，可爱的女孩！ THANKS FOR THE GOOD TIMES, TASTY GIRL!
听着，我们的舌头应该跟上 LISTEN, OUR TONGUES SHOULD CATCH UP
很快就会再见面了。 WITH EACH OTHER AGAIN SOON.
你说呢？ WHAT DO YOU SAY?
音乐会结束后，给我打电话。 AFTER THE CONCERT, CALL ME.
我们在骗谁呢？ WHO ARE WE KIDDING?
明年大学里有你会很幸运的。 THE COLLEGE GUYS WILL BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU HERE NEXT YEAR.
克雷格：我看到它承载着我的悲伤 CRAIG: ♪ I SEE IT CARRYING MY WOES ♪
阿什利：♬我看到它承载着我的悲伤 ASHLEY: ♪ I SEE IT CARRYING MY WOES ♪
克雷格：♬我看到它从我的窗户出来了 CRAIG: ♪ I SEE IT COMIN' THROUGH MY WINDOW ♪
阿什利：我看到它通过了 ASHLEY: ♪ SEE IT COMIN' THROUGH ♪
阿什利和克雷格：因为我的窗户得到了我所知道的光 ASHLEY AND CRAIG: ♪ 'CAUSE MY WINDOW GOT THE LIGHT THAT I KNOW ♪
彼得：来吧，跳舞！ PETER: COME ON, DARCE!
好吧。信任,凤凰城。 OKAY. TRUST, PHOENIX.
信任。 TRUST.
克雷格：我看到阳光从我的窗户射进来 CRAIG: ♪ AND I SEE THE LIGHT COMIN' THROUGH MY WINDOW ♪
白灵熊：干得好，凤凰。 SPIRIT BEAR: GOOD WORK, PHOENIX.
阿什利：♬我看到阳光从我的窗户射进来 ASHLEY: ♪ I SEE THE LIGHT COMIN' THROUGH MY WINDOW ♪
克雷格：我看到它承载着我的悲伤 CRAIG: ♪ AND I SEE IT CARRYING MY WOES ♪
阿什利：♬我看到它承载着我的悲伤 ASHLEY: ♪ I SEE IT CARRYING MY WOES ♪
克雷格：♬我看到它从我的窗户出来了 CRAIG: ♪ I SEE IT COMIN' THROUGH MY WINDOW ♪
阿什利：♬我看到它通过了♬ ASHLEY: ♪ I SEE IT COMIN' THROUGH ♪
阿什利和克雷格：因为我的窗户得到了我所知道的光 ASHLEY AND CRAIG: ♪ 'CAUSE MY WINDOW GOT THE LIGHT THAT I KNOW ♪
（观众欢呼鼓掌） (AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)
彼得：好吧！去,达西! PETER: ALL RIGHT! GO, DARCY!
走,凤凰! GO, PHOENIX!
好东西，跳舞。 GOOD STUFF, DARCE.
（低嗡嗡声） (LOW HUM OF CHATTER)
曼尼, MANNY,
你怎么得到的 HOW DID YOU GET THE-
曼尼：我看过你做过上百次了。 MANNY: I'VE SEEN YOU DO IT A HUNDRED TIMES.
我知道你最终会回来的。 AND I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK, EVENTUALLY.
嗯。 HMM.
这个计划本不应该奏效。 THAT PLAN SHOULDN'T HAVE WORKED.
但它确实做到了。 BUT IT DID.
有点像我们。 KINDA LIKE US.
杰，关于那个人，我们只是 JAY, ABOUT THAT GUY, WE JUST-
是的,我将……我给你 YA, I'LL... I'LL GIVE YOU
一张“免牢狱之灾”卡。 A "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" CARD FOR THAT.
那你的车为什么挂在我的车上？ SO WHY IS YOUR CAR HOOKED UP TO MY RIG?
无论你去哪里，我都要去… WHEREVER YOU'RE GOING, I'M GOING...
反之亦然。 OR VICE VERSA.
曼尼我们假订婚了 MANNY, WE GOT FAKE-ENGAGED
这样你就有更多的自由。 SO THAT YOU COULD HAVE MORE FREEDOM.
但后来我开始意识到 BUT THEN I STARTED REALIZING
你离开的时候我有多难过。 HOW MUCH IT'D SUCK WHEN YOU LEFT.
我不想阻碍你的梦想，但是… I DON'T WANT TO HOLD YOU BACK FROM YOUR DREAMS, BUT...
杰，你开了两天车 JAY, YOU DROVE FOR TWO DAYS
帮我进史密斯代尔大学。 TO HELP ME GET INTO SMITHDALE.
这叫让我梦想成真，笨蛋。 THAT'S CALLED MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUE, DOOFUS.
或者只是我疯了。 OR MAYBE JUST ME BEING CRAZY.
疯狂到要做我真正的未婚夫吗？ CRAZY ENOUGH TO BE MY FIANCE FOR REAL THIS TIME?
小酥饼，一言为定。 SHORTCAKE, YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.
(紧张繁重) (STRAINED GRUNT)
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
（吉他独奏） (PLAYS A GUITAR SOLO)
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
克雷格：我看到阳光从我的窗户射进来 CRAIG: ♪ AND I SEE THE LIGHT COMIN' THROUGH MY WINDOW ♪
阿什利：♬我看到阳光从我的窗户射进来 ASHLEY: ♪ I SEE THE LIGHT COMIN' THROUGH MY WINDOW ♪
克雷格：我看到它承载着我的悲伤 CRAIG: ♪ I SEE IT CARRYING MY WOES ♪
阿什利：♬我看到它承载着我的悲伤 ASHLEY: ♪ I SEE IT CARRYING MY WOES ♪
克雷格：♬我看到它从我的窗户出来了 CRAIG: ♪ I SEE IT COMIN' THROUGH MY WINDOW ♪
克雷格和阿什利：因为我的窗户得到了我所知道的光 CRAIG AND ASHLEY: ♪ 'CAUSE MY WINDOW GOT THE LIGHT THAT I KNOW ♪
因为我的窗户有我知道的光 ♪ 'CAUSE MY WINDOW GOT THE LIGHT THAT I KNOW ♪
阿什利：♬哦……是的♪ ASHLEY: ♪ OOH... YEAH ♪