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《燃情克利夫兰》是在 Hot in Cleveland is recorded
摄影棚观众前现场录制 in front of a live studio audience.
看来我俩是把整整一盒酒都干掉了 I think we just polished off an entire box of wine.
这就是盒装酒的危险之处 Mm, see that's the dangerous thing about boxed wine.
你都不知道你到底"褐"了多少 You can't really tell how much you've dranken.
"渴" Drinken.
-"喝"了吗 -醉了吗 - Drunken? - Drunk?
有一点 Little bit.
凯霍加河酒 So Cuyahoga River wine
要我们把盒装酒做得上档次些 wants us to make boxed wine classy.
那我们就去找一些 You know what we need is
自我感觉极好的名人来代言 some snooty celebrity to endorse it.
我打赌维多利亚肯定愿意 Oh, I bet Victoria would do it.
对于美酒她向来是来者不拒的 God knows she's never said no to wine.
她是不错 She'd be good.
她那伍迪·艾伦的电影拍得怎么样了 Hey, how's her Woody Allen movie going?
好得很 猜他们把谁请来参演了 Oh, great. Oh, guess who they just cast?
艾米特·劳森 Emmet Lawson.
-真的吗 -对啊 - Seriously? - Yup.
我超爱那家伙 I love that guy!
他算是我最喜欢的演员 He's, like, my favorite actor!
人都说他是"演员中的演员" They call him "the actor's actor"!
我大呼小叫什么 Why am I yelling?
也许咱们改叫这酒"酒中酒" Maybe we should call this "the wine's wine."
或者学洛杉矶那的把戏 Or we could do an L.A. Trick.
贴上黑方的标 顺势抬高价格 Slap a black label on it, jack up the price,
全球首屈一指的高级威士忌的标志
再制造供不应求的假象 and create an artificial shortage.
人们就会趋之若鹜 People go crazy for that.
你真聪明 You are so smart.
刚好克洛伊出差去了 I'm glad Chloe's out of town.
能和你坐在这聊一聊真好 This is fun doing this with you.
只有我们俩 Just the two of us.
糟糕 Oh, no.
我忘给卡门去电话了 I forgot to call Carmen.
卡门 Oh, Carmen.
你还在跟那个模特约会吗 So you're still dating that model.
其实她是骑士队的啦啦队长 Actually, she's a cheerleader for the Cavs.
看来她柔韧性一定不错 So she's limber as well.
我就跟她说一下我马上到 Let me just tell her I'll be there soon.
好的 没关系 Yeah, no. No problem.
我正好可以顺便查下手机 It'll give me a chance to see
看看有没有错过我男友的短信 if I missed any texts from my boyfriend.
糟糕 五条 Oh! No, five.
我还真不知道你也有相好的 I didn't know you were seeing someone.
有啊 最近的事儿 但可认真得很呢 Oh, yeah, it's new, but it's super serious.
他叫什么 What's his name?
啊 叫...嗯 Um, it's--
嗯米特 你是说 艾米特吗 Uhmit? You mean, Emmet?
是艾米特·劳森吗 Like, Emmet Lawson?
没错就是艾米特·劳森 Exactly like Emmet Lawson.
你跟艾米特·劳森在一起 You're dating Emmet Lawson?
刚才咱聊到他的时候 Why wouldn't you mention that
你怎么没有提这事儿 when we were just talking about him?
我又不会跟人好上就到处显摆 Because I don't like to kiss and tell.
我跟他可真没少腻歪哦 And we have done a lot of kissin',
实话跟你说 let me tell ya.
天哪 Oh, my god.
那你能不能问问他 Do you think you could ask him
愿不愿意来代言这酒 to represent the wine?
我当然可以去问 Of course I can ask him.
他是我男人嘛 He's my boyfriend.
我每天都要问他不少问题 I ask him questions all the time.
艾米特·劳森 Wow. Emmet Lawson.
你真是充满惊喜 You're full of surprises.
是啊 Yeah.
有时我都能把自己惊到 Sometimes I surprise myself.
你跟他说什么了 You told him what?
我喝醉了 I was drunk.
在阿莱克面前我有个毛病 And there's something about Alec.
每次他只要一提起卡门 Every time he brings up Carmen,
我就心生嫉妒 乱了方寸 I get all jealous and panicky,
老想着要胜他一筹 and I just want to one-up him.
那你能跟艾米特说说这事儿吗 So do you think you could talk to Emmet?
就是 代言这酒的事 You know, about endorsing the wine?
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
他人我还没见到呢 I haven't even met him yet.
这也让我非常非常紧张 And I'm really, really nervous about it.
他是演员中的演员中的演员 He is the actor's actor's actor.
你多说了一个演员 I think you added an actor.
没有没有 No, no.
他是"演员中的演员"里最受敬重的那一个 He's the most respected actor among actor's actors.
他就有那么厉害 He is that good.
你知道吗 《学弟黄金犬》开拍之前 Did you know that before he shot white fang,
他真的去和一群狼生活了两个月 he actually lived with a pack of wolves for two months?
-这是疯了吧 -不 是体验派表演法 - Well, that's nuts. - No, that's method.
我绝对不可能去求一位 There is no way that I'm going to ask
他那种水准的演员去卖什么廉价盒装酒 an actor of his caliber to sell some cheap boxed wine.
这可不廉价 It's not cheap.
这可是黑方 限量版 It's black label. Limited edition.
真的吗 哪里能买到 Really? Where can I get some?
你买不到 就五十箱 You can't. They only made 50 cases.
必须买到 我出双倍 I have to have it. I'll pay double.
我会去争取的 I'll see what I can do
前提是你要去跟艾米特说代言酒这事 if you talk to Emmet about endorsing the wine.
你为什么不跟阿莱克说你问过艾米特了 Why don't you just tell Alec that you asked Emmet
但被他拒绝了 and he said no?
男朋友不都只会对你说"不"吗 I mean, boyfriends say "no" all the time.
我家的可不会 Mine don't.
你还是欠火候啊 You're not doing it right.
你什么脑子 What were you thinking?
打到我一次性手机上来 Call me on the disposable.
抱歉 现在不方便说话 Hello, I can't talk right now.
这是不是跟乔依那天看到的 Does this have something to do
那袋钱有关系 with that money Joy saw?
是"据说"看到 "Allegedly" saw...
当她学习时[边喝边学] When she was studying.
早上好 Morning.
你们觉得怎么样 So what do you guys think?
我去Forever 21买衣服了 I went shopping at Forever 21.
美国时尚服装品牌 主打年轻款
那看来"更年期仓库"应该是关门了 I'm guessing the menopause barn was closed?
真弄不明白为什么你在学校吃得挺开 I know somehow you're fitting into school
自从"家用成衣装饰机"问世后 even though you haven't changed your look
你的造型可就再没变过了 since the invention of the bedazzler.
但我追求的是更学院风的装扮 But I'm going for something a little more collegiate.
我只是想融入其中 I just want to blend in.
我不希望人人都看着我 I don't want people to look at me
心想着 她来这里做什么 and think, what's she doing here?
我看着你 心里想的是 I'm looking at you and thinking
她怎么背着这么丑的手提包 why is she wearing that hideous purse?
这不是手提包 It's not a purse.
现在学校没人会带手提包上学了 Nobody at school carries purses anymore.
这是个斜挎包 This is a messenger bag.
-里面装着什么 -我的手提包 - What do you carry in there? - My purse.
维多利亚·蔡斯 Victoria Chase.
请允许我自我介绍一下 我是 Allow me to introduce myself. I am--
-艾米特·劳森爵士 -乐意效劳 - Sir Emmet Lawson. - At your service.
我一看到摄制日程表上有你的名字 As soon as I saw your name on the call sheet,
就马上过来打招呼了 I rushed over to say hello
因为我特别喜欢你演的戏 because I'm a huge fan of your work.
哇 鄙人真是受宠若惊 Oh. I am hugely thrilled
您这么赫赫有名的演员竟然真的 that one of the world's most celebrated actors
看了为我赢得小小艾美奖的戏 actually watched my little Emmy award-winning performance
《明日边缘》 on edge of tomorrow.
其实 我说的是你 Actually, I was referring
在Lifetime频道出演的原创电影 to your many Lifetime original movies.
像是《望女成凤的杀人狂》 Pageant Mom Murder,
《芬克雷斯特恩家的大房二房》 The Two Mrs. Finklesteins,
《给妹子莎拉的一颗肾》 A Kidney For Sister Sarah.
悉数数来 如珍如宝 Every one, a precious jewel.
好吧 我也倍感荣幸 Well, I am just thrilled
能与您在伍迪·艾伦的电影中共事 that we get to play together and with Woody Allen.
但万一这部不卖座怎么办 But what if it's one of his bad ones?
记得《双生美莲达》吗 别成那样 别 Melinda and melinda? No, thank you. No, thank you.
有咱俩坐镇 还愁不卖座吗 It can't possibly be bad if we're in it.
说到点子上了 Excellent point.
相信我 我觉得咱俩一定会 You know, I believe you and I are going
成为极好的朋友的 to become great friends.
这件要你 你会穿吗 Would you wear this?
这布料少得都可以当绳子 I might tie it around my finger
系在手指上帮我记事儿了[美国人传统] if I needed to remember something.
这是给卡门的礼物 It's a gift for Carmen.
我们俩要去科兹梅尔岛过周末 We're headed to cozumel for a long weekend.
是吗 Really?
我跟艾米特也要出远门 Well, uh, me and Emmet are going away
一起过周末 for the long weekend too.
不同的是 我们不需要带泳衣 Only we're not gonna need bathing suits
因为我们全程都会裸着 'cause we're gonna be naked.
一丝不挂 So naked.
干嘛告诉我这些 Why are you telling me this?
我也不知道 I really don't know.
嘿 听着 关于那天晚上的事 Hey, um, listen. About the other night...
当时我们都喝了点小酒 I know we'd been drinking,
挺尽兴的 很开心 and we were having fun-- a lot of fun.
但我想向你道歉 But I want to apologize.
我觉得作为同事 自己的行为不太合适 I don't think I was being entirely professional.
我是说 咱俩都有认真交往的对象呢 I mean, we're both in committed relationships.
不是吗 Right?
当然 Right.
认那个真啊 Big time.
所以咱俩没问题吧 So we're good?
对了 Oh, hey.
艾米特同没同意给咱们的酒代言啊 What did Emmet say about endorsing the wine?
对了 我问过他 他没同意 Oh, yeah. I asked him and he said no.
男朋友总会有说"不"的时候嘛 You know, sometimes boyfriends say "no."
你带他过来一起吃午饭如何 Hey, what if you brought him by here for lunch?
我绝对可以说服他 I know I could persuade him.
不是我吹牛 还没几个人 I mean, not to brag, but people have
跟哥说过"不"呢 a hard time saying no to me.
你觉得如何 What do you say?
好的 Okay.
很好 Okay.
我又犯傻了 I did it again.
我答应阿莱克带艾米特去跟他吃午饭 I told Alec that I would bring Emmet by for lunch.
你为什么要答应啊 Why on earth would you do that?
我也不知道 我太喜欢他了 I don't know, I just like him so much.
顺着杆子就只好往上爬了 I can't help but lie to him.
-你懂的 -是啊 我懂 - You know how it is. - Yeah, yeah, I do.
其实 我也许 And actually, I might be able
能帮你说服艾米特 to talk to Emmet for you.
原来我和他有许多共同语言 It turns out that we have a lot in common.
他很喜欢我拍的戏 He's a huge fan of my work.
为啥 Why?
我是说很棒 意料之中的事 I mean, great. Not surprising at all.
毫无震惊 So not shocked.
我讨厌学校 再也不回去了 I hate school, and I'm never going back,
你们架我去都不中 and you can't make me.
亲爱的 发生什么了 Honey, what happened?
没人愿意搭理我 No one makes any attempt to talk to me
视我于无形 or acknowledge my existence.
他们个个穿环纹身 可带劲儿呢 They're all so cool with their piercings and tattoos.
至少还有爱尔卡陪着你呢 Well, at least you got Elka.
她也是"贱女孩"中的一员 She's one of the mean girls.
我看到她跟她的学习小组朋友一起 I saw her with her study group friends,
对我完全就是爱理不理 and they totally snubbed me.
乔伊 下面我要跟你说的 Now, Joy, I'm gonna tell you
就是过去每当我的孩子 what I used to tell my kids
遇到同样问题时我给他们的忠告 when they had a problem like this.
跟心理医生说去 你妈忙着拍电影呢 Talk to your therapist; mommy's in a movie.
维多利亚 Victoria.
艾米特来了 Oh, it's Emmet.
我们刚拿到剧本 We just got our script,
我邀他来过一下台词 and I asked him to come by to run lines.
是你叫我来的吗 You call for me?
艾米特·劳森爵士 您好 Oh, Sir Emmet Lawson. Hello.
非常高兴向您介绍我的朋友们 I would like to introduce you to my friends--
谁告诉你我愿意跟你共处一室了 Why would I want to be in the same trailer as you,
更别提跟你一同活在人间了 let alone the same universe?
抱歉你说什么 I'm sorry?
抱歉 死性不改 You're sorry? Typical.
总是抱歉来抱歉去 不是吗 You're always sorry, aren't you?
对我来说 认识你才觉得抱歉 Well, I'm sorry I ever met you.
我不懂你在说什么 I don't understand.
你从来就没懂过 No. You never do.
发生了什么 What was that?
我也不知道 I don't know.
你怎么不帮我问问午饭的事 You didn't ask him about lunch.
刚刚发生的事 真是把我弄糊涂了 I don't understand what just happened.
早上他还说自己是我的骨灰粉呢 This morning he was my biggest fan
这会就恨不能把我碾成骨灰了 and now he hates me.
奇怪的是 他说你本性不改 What's odd is he said you "always" do this.
你们之前压根都不认识 How could you "always" do anything
他怎么可能知道你的本性呢 if you've only just met him?
我也不明白 不明白为什么 I don't know, and I have no idea
他会给我整这么一出戏 why he's acting this way.
演戏 Acting.
剧本里他是我的前夫 对我痛恨至极 In the script he's my ex-husband, who hates me.
也许刚刚他是在用体验派表演法 Now, maybe he's doing that whole method acting thing,
于是把我当可恨的前妻对待了 and he's just treating me like his ex-wife.
-一定是这样 -这才说得通 - Oh, of course. - That's it.
但如果他不是在演戏呢 Yeah, but what if it's not?
要是他真的恨我呢 What if he just hates me?
这要不弄清楚我怎么跟他共事三个月啊 I can't go through the next three months not knowing.
我看你还是认命吧 Well, you're gonna have to
除非伍迪突发奇想把剧本一改 unless Woody magically decides to rewrite the movie
让你们俩成为一对神仙眷侣 and turns your characters into a loving couple.
有点意思 Interesting.
我不过随便举个例子 I was saying that as an example
还是那种不可能会发生的例子 of something that's not going to happen.
知道 但是呢 Yeah, but--
但是要是我自己写一出 But what if I wrote a scene
鸳鸯蝴蝶的戏码 where our characters get along
不声不响塞进艾米特的剧本 and I slipped it into Emmet's script
这样我就能搞清楚他究竟是真恨我 and that way I'll find out if he hates me
还是为了演戏在体验了 or if he's just being method.
一旦真相大白 And once I find out,
我就再神不知鬼不觉地让那剧本消失 then I just make the improved script go away.
真的假的 你还当真要 Really? You're seriously considering
改写伍迪·艾伦的剧本 rewriting Woody Allen?
她已然说自己写的是"改良版"了 She already referred to it as an "improved" scene.
又不是说我写的场景要放电影里 It's not like it's gonna be in the movie.
不过这也说不准哦 Although one never knows.
你知道怎么写剧本吗 Do you even know how to write?
当然啊 Well, of course.
知名编剧 代表作有社交网络 白宫风云等
别忘了阿伦·索尔金的堂兄是我前夫 You forget I was married to Aaron Sorkin's cousin.
我维基百科的自传是我自己执笔的 And I wrote my own wikipedia bio.
我还像编剧一样娴熟地把笔夹在了耳后 And I just put a pencil behind my ear.
扯这么多就说明你能写吗 Were any of those a "yes?"
乔依 Hi, Joy.
我是乔依·斯克罗格 Hi. Joy Scroggs.
经济学咱一个班 From economics.
怎么样 Hey, what's up?
悠然自得 回归本我 Just chillaxin'. Keeping it real.
做做家庭作业呗 Gettin' my homework on.
神呐 Oh, geez.
你们刚才笑什么呢 So...what were you laughing about?
爱尔卡说有人把手提包放在 Elka says there's some girl who carries a purse
斜挎包里边 inside her messenger bag.
可悲之极 丢人现眼 Oh, how sad and random.
屋里可真热 It's so hot in here.
你脖子上是什么 What's on your neck?
这个啊 刚弄了个纹身 Oh, this? I just got inked.
你弄了个纹身 You got a tattoo?
都灌脓了 It's oozing pus.
司柏德说可能会流出点液体 Spider said there might be some weeping.
挺恶心的 It's pretty gross.
你得注意消毒才行 You have to keep disinfectant on it.
我妈中年危机来袭时 The same thing happened
也跟你一样去弄个了纹身 when my mom got her mid-life tattoo.
你是不是刚满50啊 Did you just turn 50?
现在是真要整出点液体了[要哭了] Now we're gonna see some weeping.
梅兰妮 是我 Hey, Melanie. It's me.
实验没奏效 Our experiment didn't work.
我把假场景插进去了 I dropped off the fake scene,
但我一整天都没见着艾米特 but I haven't seen Emmet all day.
你还是告诉亚力克 You should probably just tell Alec
你和艾米特分了吧 that you and emmet broke up.
维多利亚 Victoria.
你在这太好了 I'm so glad you're here.
真的吗 Really? You are?
你收到新场景的剧本了吗 Oh, did--did you get the new scene?
收到了 所以我决定不演这部电影了 I did which is why I'm quitting the movie.
什么 What?
这绝对是我读过最烂的剧本 It's hands down the worst thing I've ever read.
全是拼写错误 Rife with spelling errors,
完全没有逻辑 makes no sense at all.
绝对是伍迪的烂片之一 Definitely one of Woody's bad ones.
我觉得新场景很好啊 I thought the scene was quite brilliant.
胡说 Bollocks.
这比阿伦·索尔金的堂兄写的 It's even worse than that play
那剧本还烂 Aaron Sorkin's cousin wrote.
不行 No.
伍迪明显脑子进水了 Woody's obviously lost it.
我建议你打给经纪人 在你被炒掉之前 I suggest you call your agent and get off this movie
退出这部电影吧 before you get fired.
被炒 Fired?
新场景中你的角色 The scene calls for your role
需要找个30来岁的妙龄女郎来演 to be played by a stunning 30-something.
很明显 他要重选演员 Obviously, he's going to recast you.
我也能演30来岁的啊 I could pass for 30-something.
亲爱的维多利亚 Oh, sweet Victoria.
看到你经历了这么多还能保持幽默感 I'm so pleased you haven't lost your sense of humor
我真是倍感钦佩 through all of this.
再会了 I bid you adieu.
茫茫人海 你我定将再度相会 I'm sure our paths will cross again.
等等 Wait!
那场景是我写的 I wrote that scene.
什么 Come again?
能演这部电影对我来说无异于梦想成真 Being on this movie is a dream come true for me.
我非常非常敬重你 I have such enormous respect for you,
和你这样才华横溢的演员 and I'm just very insecure
对戏我很没有安全感 about working with an actor of your caliber.
我只想要弄清楚 And I-I just needed to know that
你是真讨厌我 还是在体验派表演而已 it wasn't you hating me, it was the method.
亲爱的你真是个失心狂 You darling little lunatic.
答应我千万别退出不演了 Please tell me you won't quit.
答应我千万别写剧本了 Please tell me you won't write.
成交 Deal.
我知道你必须代入角色 And I know that you have to go back into character,
我保证不会再感情用事了 and I promise that I won't take it personally.
咱们可以看看我是否能调整一下 Well, we'll see if I can't adjust my methods
不演得那么粗暴 so I'm not quite so gruff, hmm?
谢谢 Thank you.
所谓的"浸入角色" It's just fear, you know.
其实只是害怕而已 The whole immersing myself into the character thing.
那样的话 如果演得不好 That way, if the performance fails,
只是角色的错 不是我的 it's the character's fault, not my own.
真是坦诚 That is so honest.
且深刻 And deep.
可不是 I know.
正因为这样 But because of that,
我总被认为是难以共事 I'm often labeled as difficult.
我能理解 I understand.
别人也这么说我 People say that I'm difficult too.
歇斯底里地要求换个大保姆车的背后 But beyond my hysterical demands for a larger trailer,
其实藏着我这个缺爱的小姑娘 I'm just a little girl looking for love.
谢谢你告诉我这些 Thank you for sharing that.
你知道吗 You know,
我相信我们是一枚硬币 i believe you and I are two sides
的两面 of the same coin.
一枚非常稀有美丽的硬币 A very rare and beautiful coin.
你那些朋友现在肯定 Well, I suppose all your friends are out there
在外面笑我笑得正欢吧 having a nice laugh about me right now.
你这个年纪上大学确实有点不着调 Look, you're at an awkward age for college.
仅此而已 That's all.
那你呢 What about you?
她们都很喜欢你 They all love you.
因为我都90了 Because I'm 90.
可是稀有物种 I'm a novelty.
还因为我是酷到骨子里 I'm also genuinely cool.
而我跟她们的妈妈一样大 And I'm their mum's age.
没人希望和妈妈一起玩 No one wants their mum hanging out with them,
更别说 学她们的样 or worse, acting like them.
-她们不是针对你 -当然不是 - You can't take it personally. - Of course not.
看来我只能接受现实 I guess I just have to accept
承认我实在不适合大学的社交生活了 that the social part of college won't be for me.
也没什么值得参与的 Well, you're not missing much.
我们那个年代才懂该怎么狂欢 In my day, we knew how to party.
英国远古巨石建筑遗迹 暗讽爱尔卡老
你们确实把巨石阵搞得一团糟 Well, you certainly left a mess at stonehenge.
给你点阳光 你就灿烂是吧 This is why I can't be nice to you.
姐妹们 扎克刚发短信给我 Hey, guys. Zack texted me.
说什么了 What did he say?
他想让我去他宿舍玩玩 He wants me to come to his dorm room and hang out.
就是你几周前勾搭上 Is this the guy you hooked up with a couple of weeks ago
然后就再也没联系你的那个 who never called back?
是的 Yes.
或许他... You know, maybe...
其实是真的想认真跟我处 He's looking for something serious after all.
我的个老天 Oh, dear god.
怎么了 What?
虽说这不关我什么事儿 Look, it's none of my business,
不过他一看就不是想跟你认真 but that's not someone looking for something serious.
就是想跟你约炮 言简意赅 That's a booty call, plain and simple.
我就这么一说 Just sayin'.
你又不认识扎克 You don't even know Zack.
我看起来怎么样 How do I look?
你看起来什么样不重要 Doesn't matter how you look.
反正扎克喊你过去就是想给你宽衣解带的 Zack wants you to come there and take your clothes off.
你一丝不挂才是他要的效果 That's how he wants you to look.
经济学中 当某物有一定需求量时 In economics, when something is in demand,
最快削弱其价值的方式是什么 what is the quickest way to diminish its value?
-充斥市场 -正解 - Flood the market. - Exactly.
如果你一听到他那条"玩玩"的短信 And if you go over to Zack's dorm
就立马跑去扎克的宿舍 based on a let's-hang-out text,
你觉得你的个人价值会有什么变化 what do you think that's gonna do to your value?
一落千丈 Make it plummet.
很对 Precisely.
这是凯恩斯经济理论中关于 It's a classic example of Keynesian theories
市场可替代性的典型案例 of market fungibility.
我竟然理解了经济学 Hey, I understand economics.
我能问你个问题吗 Can I ask you something?
那如果有人告诉你他不能见你是因为... What if a guy tells you he can't see you because--
他在说谎 He's lying.
你怎么知道的 How do you know?
因为如果他真的想要见你 Because if a guy really wants to see you,
想尽办法他也会来见你 he will find a way to see you.
那如果有人跟你说他想 What if a guy said he wants
分开一段时间思考思考 to take a break for a little while?
忘了他吧 Oh, cut him loose.
他八成已经在搞你的室友了 He's already banging your roommate.
下一个 Next.
别乱 别乱 No, no, no, no.
一次一个问题 慢慢来 One at a time, one at a time.
你就带这么多东西 Is that all you're taking?
去海边度个假 不需要带太多 It's a beach vacation. You don't need much.
是吗 Yeah?
艾米特和我也没带多少东西 Well, Emmet and I aren't packing much either
因为我们准备冰天雪地裸体滑雪 'Cause we're going on an all-nude snowboarding--
算了不说了 Ugh, never mind.
艾米特是要来这儿吗 So is Emmet coming by?
恩 我来就是为了跟你说这事儿 Yeah, that's what I came to talk to you about.
那什么 See, um,
艾米特跟我分手了 Emmet and I broke up.
梅兰妮 亲爱的 Melanie, my love!
艾米特·劳森 我的天啊 E-emmet lawson. Oh, my god.
那什么 好啊 我的爱人 I mean, uh, hello. My lover.
呃 咱俩不是已经玩完了嘛 伙计 I mean, I thought I dumped you, buddy.
梅兰妮 我的小心肝 Melanie, my sweet.
求你不要跟我分手 Don't break up with me, please.
再给我一次赢取你芳心的机会 Give me another chance to win your heart.
好啊 Okay.
幸会 劳森先生 I'm so glad you're here, Mr. Lawson.
别这么说 劳森先生是我的父亲 Oh, please. Mr. Lawson is my father.
我是艾米特爵士 I am Sir Emmet.
想必你就是阿莱克 And you must be Alec,
高级盒装酒供应商 purveyor of fine wine served in cardboard.
见到你很高兴 It's a pleasure to meet you.
能否赏光尝尝我们的美酒 I would love for you to try our wine.
可以吗 Do you have a second?
就像彼得·奥图尔当年跟我说的一样 Well, as Peter O'toole once said to me,
"艾米特 不要拒绝免费的..." "Emmet, never turn down free--"
话没说完他就挂了 And then he passed out.
不过我确信他是想说酒来着 But I'm sure he was gonna say "wine."
我的天啊 你怎么到这来了 Oh, my god. What are you doing here?
维多利亚已经把来龙去脉跟我说过了 Victoria brought me up to speed on the whole story.
哦 待会儿他要是提起裸体滑雪 Oh, if he brings up nude snowboarding,
你就装的跟真得玩过一样 act like it's a real thing.
我确实玩过 I've done it.
真的 Really?
这叫演技 That's acting.
你来了真是蓬荜生辉 So glad you're here.
我最爱看你的作品了 I am such a huge fan of your work.
我也是 As am i.
让我们打开纸片上的阀门 Now pull open the valve on that carton
一同畅饮酒神巴克斯的珍宝吧 and let us drink deeply from bacchus' treasure.
凯霍加河酒的美妙之处在于... Now the beauty of cuyahoga river wine--
酒好不好还得喝了才知道 Let's let the wine do the talking.
爱死它了 我愿意代言这酒 I love it. I will endorse this wine.
真是太棒了 That's fantastic news.
这是我的经纪人 代言费想必你心里有数 This is my agent. You are aware of my fees.
我觉得应该是不会低 I imagine they're high.
要是低的话我就不会提了 I wouldn't be bringing it up if they were low.
谢谢 我会联系他的 Thank you. I'll call him.
我也不想着急就走 Now I hate to run,
不过我还有班飞机要赶 but I've got a plane to catch.
还有 And--and listen,
很感谢你能百忙之中来代言 I can't thank you enough for your time.
为了梅兰妮 一切好说 Anything for my Melanie.
我是个幸运的男人 不是吗 I am a lucky man, aren't I?
我很肯定你是 You most certainly are.
谢谢 Thank you!
顺便说下我是梅兰妮 And I'm Melanie by the way.
艾米特·劳森爵士乐意效劳 Sir Emmet Lawson at your service.
你是真的挺中意这家伙的 You really like this guy, huh?
是的 Oh, yeah.
不过也真是很荒唐 And it's really so stupid
因为他正和另外一个女人打得火热 because he's totally involved with another woman.
我却没法忘记他 And I can't get him out of my head.
每天我来到这里上班 And then I come here every day,
脑子里想的却全是他 and he's all I think about.
你说的感觉我略知一二 I know a little of what you speak.
是吗 You do?
和那些狼群一同生活的那几个月 When I spent all those months living with the wolves,
我发现一对蓝色的眼眸 there was this one blue-eyed beauty
总是让我魂牵梦绕 that really caught my eye.
狼的眼眸 One of the wolves?
当然不是 Of course not.
我的女主角 卡梅隆·迪亚兹 My costar, Cameron Diaz.
你这人什么毛病 What's wrong with you?
我刚在走廊里看到你老板了 Hey. I saw your boss in the hallway.
他挺帅的 He is cute.
是吗 在... 在走廊里 Really? In--in the hallway?
-什么时候 -就刚才在门口 - When? - Just now outside the door.
我的天啊 都让他听见了怎么办 Oh, my God. What if he heard us?
维多利亚 快站那测试下能不能听见我说话 Victoria, do that thing where we check if someone can hear.
要是她在那能听见我说的话 If she can hear what I'm saying,
我就彻底完蛋了 I am totally screwed.
你彻底完蛋了 You are totally screwed. �