我们亲眼目睹了地球被毁灭 We saw the Earth destroyed.
只在一瞬间 地球就变成了碎片 And in a heartbeat, everything and everyone we knew...
只剩下我们五个人 There were five of us.
奥德赛号上的航天员 The crew of the space shuttle Odyssey.
幸存了下来 And we were the only survivors.
一个自称寻求者的外星人 A mysterious being who called himself The Seeker...
救了我们，并把我们送回到了过去 rescued us and sent us back in time.
现在我们有五年的时间 And now we have five years to live over.
找出地球毁灭的原因 Five years to discover who or what destroyed the Earth.
以阻止悲剧再次发生 Five years to stop it from happening again.
“昨天已成过去，明天又绝非愿望中的现实” --鲍勃·迪伦
这个人向卫生监察员保证说 他的老二在 The man assured health officials that his member got caught...
在打扫房间时不幸被卡在吸尘器里了 in the vacuum during an unfortunate incident while house-cleaning...
不是他要和这东西发生性行为 and not intimacy with the appliance.
这是早间晨风 休斯顿的 This is Morning Breath, Houston's--
亲爱的科特 你喝酒时总是只放冰块 Dear Kurt. You only use ice when you're drinking...
所以我猜你处于缓慢自毁的状态中 so I assume you're in a phase of slow self-destruction.
很好笑 不是吗 自从你搞砸了你的生活 Funny, don't you think? After all you've done to fuck up your life...
却是我给你留下这个警告 it's left to me to give you this warning.
但从这以后没人像我这么爱你 But then no one loves you like I do.
你仔细看清楚了 科特 You just read this carefully, Kurt...
如果你想断续活着的话 if you want to keep on living.
一周前
所以我找到了这个专门研究空白项目的网站 So I found this website that specialises in blank projects.
在加利福尼亚有个家伙 收集政府文件 There's this guy in California, collects government documents.
他在网上有10000多份 He's got over 10,000 of them online...
所以我希望在他那能找到关于晴天计划的文件 so I'm hoping I can get a hit on Bright Sky.
你们还在等那个带耳环的同伴吗？ You all still waiting on the fellow with the earring?
我说 这张桌子都快长草了 我想点一些吃的 Honey, this here table is growing weeds. I want to order some food.
好的 好的 All right, honey, all right.
所以今天的特餐是母亲与孩子的重聚 So today's special is the Mother and Child Reunion.
什么？ -What? 鸡肉和鸡蛋 -It's chicken and eggs.
说曹操，曹操到 -Speak of the devil. 那他来了 -Well, there he is.
和他在一起的是谁 Who's that with him? It's....
不会是那个人吧？ -ls that who I think it is? 什么 -What?
我想是的 I think so.
她又赢了 南美电唱女皇 凯伦娜 She wins again, the Queen of SATR: Karena.
噢 我的上帝 是她 是凯伦娜 Oh, my God! It is. That's Karena.
我不打扰你们了 -I'll give you all a moment. 那是凯伦娜 -That's Karena.
大伙们 这位是凯伦雷恩斯 Hello, everyone. Everyone, this is Karen Raines.
莎拉福布斯 尼尔塔吉特 安吉拉佩里 Sarah Forbes, Neil Taggart, Angela Perry
当然还有罗杰拉姆杰特 我们的民族英雄 and, of course, Roger Ramjet, Hero of Our Nation.
幸会 -Charmed. 见到你们很高兴 -Nice to meet you.
我要根烟 -I need cigarettes. 当然可以 亲爱的 -Of course, you do, darling.
啊 Yeah.
回家亲去吧 Get a room.
那是凯伦娜吗 -ls that Karena? 噢 还不是 她会是的 -Oh, not yet. She will be.
我告诉过你 I told you.
在现在这个时刻 她只是时时乐餐厅的一个女招待 At the present moment, she's a waitress at Sizzler, of all places.
凯伦娜是什么 洗发水吗 -Karena, what's that, a shampoo? 她是SATR女皇 -She's the Queen of SATR...
或者说将来会是 or she will be.
你们说的南美电唱是什么 犹太人的逾越节、最后的晚餐、还是什么？ SATR? Now what are we talking about, Passover, Last Supper, what?
你知道吗 查克 屁股其实都是方的 就你的除外 You know what, Chuck, it's hip to be square, except in your case.
是指南美电子说唱 老爸 It's South American Techno Rap, Dad.
几年后就袭卷全球了 It's gonna sweep the planet in a couple of years.
电子什么？ -Techno what? 说唱 -Rap.
电子说唱 你现在正看着她的新经济人呢 Techno Rap. And you're looking at her new manager.
上帝啊 科特 你干什么呢 我现在就把SATR整火 -Jesus, Kurt, what are you doing? -I'm gonna launch the SATR craze now.
那不就太棒了 不久这个女孩就值1亿了 Isn't that brilliant? Very soon that girl's gonna be worth $100 million.
噢 对了 我忘了 这就是寻求者把我们送回来的原因 暴富 Oh, that's right, I forgot. That's why The Seeker sent us down here. To get rich.
嘿 走道时低头看看路边有没有金子怎么了 老查 Hey, what's wrong with smelling a little solid gold along the way, Chuckie?
我不知道你 查克 但我是放长线的 不是短期投资 I don't know about you, Kurt, but I'm in it for the long haul, not the short bet.
看看周围 查克 我们离奥德赛号老他妈越来越远了 Look around, Chuck. We're a long way from the fucking Odyssey.
我想你失忆了 科特 I think you lost your memory, Kurt.
上次我看的时候 我们是在拯救地球 Last time I looked, we were trying to save the world...
我也不认为这事狗屁不值 and I don't find that frivolous.
好了 我不认为赚钱和生存狗屁不值 Well, I don't find making money and living well frivolous.
你把自己整的像个傻瓜 -You're making an ass out of yourself. 你真的在和这个女孩约会吗 -Are you actually dating this girl?
我想他是在这轻松赚大钱呢 -I think he's in it for the gravy. 还是你了解我 -You know me.
我绝不拖泥带水的 I never go for half measures.
我们这周末结婚了 是不是 亲爱的 We got married this weekend, didn't we, darling?
是啊 我们结婚了 -Yes, we did. 对 -Yeah.
我以为你说他们是你最好的朋友呢 So I thought you said they were your best friends.
我们别说他们了 好吗 Let's not talk about them, shall we?
我们说说我多爱听你的声音 Let's talk about how much I love your voice.
啊 那你说我的长相怎么样呢 Yeah, but what were you saying about my look?
你得去练练你的形体技巧 You're going to have to work on your body art.
你会因此而出名的 你会看到的 You're going to be known for it, you see.
这会引领一场新的风潮 This'll start a new trend.
千万人将模仿你的穿戴造型 Thousands of people will want to copy every symbol you wear.
你总说这些事 就像真的发生了似的 You always talk about these things like they've already happened.
在我心里 它们就是发生了 什么意思 -ln my mind, they have. -What do you mean?
相信我 -Trust me. 我不知道 科特 -I don't know, Kurt.
你看起来对我有极大的信心 You seem to have a lot of faith in me...
我只希望不会让你失望 and I just hope I don't let you down.
相信我 亲爱的 Believe me, darling.
这一天一定会来的，到时候你都去不了便利店了 The day will come when you can't even go to the 7-Eleven...
除非你想造成暴动 without causing a riot.
每个女人都想成为你 每个男人都想拜倒你裙下 Every woman will want to be you. Every man will wanna make love to you.
但是到时他们死的心都有 因为我才是能和你上床的人 And they'll be eating their hearts out because I'm the one who gets to do it.
生活会如此美好 Life can be so beautiful.
认识这些人吗 -Know these guys? 不认识 -No.
你好 Hello.
它叫贝塔基因 是个跨国集团 It's called Beta-Genics. It's a multi-national conglomerate.
它的总部在城市 伊利诺斯 Its main office is in Urbana, lllinois.
他们刚刚申请了一项关于基因疗法的程序 They just applied for a patent for a new gene therapy procedure.
好的 -Okay. 嗨醒醒 安吉拉 -Earth to Angela.
抱歉 -Sorry. 是因为科特 对不对 -It's Kurt, isn't it?
才不是 -No. 噢 得了 当他和那小浪货跳着华尔兹 -Oh, please. I saw your face...
进来的时候 我就看到你那表情了 when he waltzed in the bar with that young chippy.
噢 你想多了 Oh, you're reading way too much into this.
科特和我很久以前是有一点 相信我 和他在一起太累了 Kurt and I had a thing in the distant past. Trust me, he's way too draining to be with.
噢 上帝 我能想像 他就像个小孩一样 Oh, God, I can imagine. He's such a little boy.
一个很棒的小孩子 但还是个小孩 A brilliant little boy, but a little boy nonetheless.
那个新女朋友 只是个男孩子的玩具 -That new girl, she's just his boy-toy. 那是他的妻子 -She's his wife.
这就是事实 我去弄点咖啡 That's a reality. I'm gonna get some coffee.
怎么了 -What's wrong? 不知道 就是有点头晕 -I don't know. I just got a little dizzy.
也许是病了 Maybe I'm coming down with something.
嗯 我没找到关于晴天计划的线索 Well, I didn't get any hits on Bright Sky specifically...
但是道格拉斯艾姆莱特公司有情况 but there's something going on at Douglas Aimright.
他们刚拿到新的轨道推进系统合约 They just got the contract for the new orbital propulsion system.
我听说了 -I heard. 还不只这些 -Yeah, well, there's more to it than that.
我在这个网站找到些文件显示 I found some documents on this website that suggests...
在这个合约里可能隐藏个黑色文件 there might be a black project hidden in that contract.
我还得需要几天时间来弄清楚 I'm gonna need a couple more days to figure it all out...
所以与此同时 我还有个数学考试要准备 so in the meantime, I have a trig test to study for.
你是让我离开吗 -What are you suggesting, I leave? 我来告诉你 -Let me tell you...
重来一遍高中考试 就像是一场典型的恶梦 taking these high school exams again is like the classic bad dream...
并且我还没醒呢 -and I'm not waking up. 那就赶紧醒过来吧 -Well, wake up to this.
你为什么不像妈说的去收拾车库呢 Why don't you go clean out the garage like your mother said.
她说了？ -She did? 对啊 -Yeah.
我不记得了 -I don't remember. 那这是什么 -What's this?
那不是我的 -That's not mine. 算了吧 我来帮你 -Forget it. I'll give you a hand.
第一条守则：别惹你妈发火 Rule one: You never wanna piss your mother off.
提到我车库 你总说你想做点维护控制工作 所以 And regarding the garage, you always wanna do a little maintenance control so....
这个是欧洲250 -This is a Euro 250. 没错 -That's right.
等一下 这辆车是在伍德曼里的那辆？ Wait a minute. Is this the bike that was in the window at Woodman's?
是的 先生 -Yes, sir. 这是一辆 -This is the one--
这是你妈不想让你骑的那辆 This is the one that your mother did not want you to have...
因为你是个毛头小伙子 'cause you're such a reckless youth.
怎么了 -What? 什么怎么 -What?
这车 你不喜欢还是怎么 -The bike. You don't like it? What? 不 我喜欢 这是辆好车 -No. Yeah. Dad, it's a great bike.
只是 -It's just.... 只是什么 -Just what?
这是我17岁时候喜欢的好车 It's the great bike I wanted when I was 17.
见鬼 -Shit. 现在我22了 -And I'm 22.
记得吗 我们在一起工作 我自己有个公寓 一辆保时捷 一辆哈雷 Remember, we work together. I got a condo, a Porsche, and a Harley.
所以 有个公寓 保时捷 和辆哈雷 So.... Had a condo, Porsche, and a Harley.
听着 儿子 你妈永远不会让你骑哈雷戴维森的 Look, son. Your mother ain't ever gonna let you have a Harley-Davidson.
现在你给我弄清楚了 我给你哈雷戴维森 Let me get that straight now. I give you a Harley-Davidson...
我就捅了马蜂窝了 你知道我说什么吗 I have to head for the tall grass. You know what I'm saying?
所以我们就从250开始 就当是哈雷戴维森的替补 So let's just start with the 250 and build back up to the Harley-Davidson.
剩下的 收拾车库 -Meanwhile, clean out the garage. 好 -Yeah.
我喜欢闻女人早上的汗水 I love the smell of a woman's sweat in the morning.
肌肉起伏 伸缩 那你得换个地方了朋友 -Muscles rippling, pecs flexing. -I think you need a new line there, buddy.
我的上帝 亲爱的 音乐行业简直是十层地狱 My God, darling, the music business is the tenth circle of hell.
你以为他们看到天赋的时候他们能认出来 You think they'd recognise talent when they see it.
他们就是怕自己的影子 All they are is afraid of their own shadows.
哦？你开始混音乐圈了？ Yeah? You in the music business?
可以说 要把凯伦娜捧红就像是把全民公敌推到伍德斯托克音乐节 So to speak. Trying to launch Karena is like pushing Public Enemy at Woodstock.
天籁之音还不是时候 相信我 The right sound at the wrong time, believe me.
祝你好运了 看起来你需要这个 Good luck with that. Sounds like you'll need it.
好吧 你心里不舒服 我不怪你 All right, you're upset. I guess I don't blame you.
我为什么心里不舒服 -Why would I be upset? 噢 得了 我不是个傻瓜 -Oh, come on, I'm not an idiot.
但你很让人信服你是个傻瓜 You're pretty convincing.
是介绍我和凯伦娜关系的方式有问题吗 因为这个？ Is it the way I broke the news about Karen and l? Is that it?
听着 我是不是该知道你什么意思 Look, am I supposed to know what you mean?
别装傻了 你听着 我不想像个混蛋 Stop playing dumb. Now look, I wasn't trying to be a jerk.
我知道我不该把这事就这么用你身上 但 得了 I know I shouldn't have sprung it on you like that, but, come on.
随你怎么说 -Whatever you say. 安吉拉？ -Angela?
嘿 把你的手拿开 Hey! Get your hands off me.
你怎么知道我名字的 How do you know my name?
如果这是个玩笑 那它一点都不好笑 我也没听懂 If this is a joke, it's not funny and I don't get it.
我可没在笑 这个家伙在骚扰你吗 -I'm not laughing. -ls this guy bothering you?
管你自己的事吧 加侬炮 我们在说话呢 Mind your own business, Conan. We're having a conversation.
没 我们没有 -No, we're not. 是的 我们在说 -Yes, we are.
从我面前消失 -Stay out of my face. 好了 走吧 -All right, let's go.
把你的手拿远点 Take your hands away from me.
安吉拉 你为什么这么对我 -Angela, why are you doing this? 你认识这废物吗？ -Do you know this loser?
我从没见过他 -I've never seen him before. 什么 -What?
别碰你不认识的女人 Don't ever touch a woman you don't know.
下个女人也许会让你尖叫 Next one might make you a soprano.
出口 这边 谢谢 The exit, this way? Thank you.
见鬼 Shit!
整个世界危如累卵 你还有功夫修车 The entire world's at stake and you don't call that frivolous?
我管这叫拯救我的疯狂 I call it saving my insanity.
我整了个新分电器盖 但这个该死的喷嘴却插不上 I got a new distributor cap and the damn boost won't sit.
我完全听不懂什么意思 I have no idea what that means.
查克？ -Chuck? 怎么了 -Yeah.
现在情况有点不对劲 -Something's wrong. 什么事 -What?
关于安吉拉 我真的很担心她. It's about Angela. I'm really worried about her.
担心她什么 -What about her? 我去健身房找她 -I went to see her at her gym.
她不知道我是谁 起先我以为是假装的 She had no idea who I was. First I thought it was a put-on...
因为我把她惹毛了 但是我错了 那完全是真的 that she was pissed off at me or something, but I was wrong. It was completely real.
你觉得是为什么呢 What the hell do you think it is?
我不知道 也许是脑震荡的延迟效应 I don't know. Maybe some lingering effect from her concussion...
也许是什么更严重的情况 -maybe something more serious. 或者她就是要气你 -Or maybe she's just getting your goat.
她是喜欢气你 -She likes to push your buttons. 我知道 但是我想 -I know, but I think...
你该自己去看看 你会去吗 you should see for yourself. Will you do that for me?
我去试试 你的第一桶金赚的怎么样了 超级玛里奥 I'll give it a whirl. So how's your first 100 million going, Mario?
不正开着呢吗 I'm working on it.
婚姻生活怎么样 -How's married life? 简直是人间天堂 -Oh, heaven on Earth.
她想到迪士尼未来世界中心去度蜜月 She wants go to Epcot for the honeymoon.
光是提到“奥兰多”这个词就能让我做恶梦了 The mere mention of the word Orlando gives me nightmares.
如果她非要去乐高世界 我得坚决反对 I think I would have had to put my foot down if she insisted on Legoland.
你知道 不管你怎么想 我还是要拯救这个世界的 You know, despite what you think, I'm all for saving the world.
我就是想在拯救的过程中再有点别的小乐趣 就这些 I just wanna have a little fun while doing it, that's all.
嘿 你能回来真好 哥们 -Hey, it's good to have you back, dude. 我去哪了 -Where'd I go?
你告诉我 当你和那些 You tell me. When you started hanging out...
电脑怪才搞在一起 又拿好成绩 我的天呐 with those computer geek twins and getting good grades, for fuck's sake...
老兄 你让我很担心 -you had me worried, man. 是让人迷糊的要命 -Yeah, it's all kind of a haze.
但是这辆车 明显救了你 我的朋友 But this bike definitely redeems you, my friend.
真糟糕 是不是？ -It's the shit, ain't it? 对啊 -Yeah.
对 很糟糕 -Yeah, it's the shit. 没错 -Yeah, it is.
你还记得空中飞人伊夫克尼维尔那阵子 Hey, you remember our Evel Knievel days...
我们用全速从宾利先生家的篱笆墙上飞过去 jumping Mr Bentley's hedges on our 10-speeds?
好 看看这能不能唤回那段记忆 Yeah, see if this doesn't bring back some memories.
没错 哥们 Yeah, it does, dude.
你也从没做到宾利家的篱笆上飞过去 You never made it over Bentley's hedges, either.
孩子们会买他们伴舞的唱片 没人会跟着这东西跳舞 Kids buy records they can dance to. No one will dance to this stuff.
太部落了 太不城市了 It's too tribal. Too non-urban.
真的吗 预言家们 那如果我告诉你们 Really, Nostradamus? Well, what if I were to tell you...
南美电唱会成为嘻哈之后最流行的 that SATR's going to become the biggest thing since hip-hop...
世界范围的超前信仰 -world-wide, huge beyond belief. 南美电唱？ -SATR music?
美国南部电子说唱的简称 -It's short for South American Techno Rap. 听我说 曼德尔 -Listen, Mandel.
孟德尔 -Mendel. 哦 孟德尔 不要误会我好吗？ -Yeah, Mendel, don't get me wrong, okay?
我的意思是 这个女孩有些能力 悦耳的声音 但范围有限 I mean, the girl's got some ability, a pleasant voice, limited range.
你知道 还不错 但是没什么特别的 -You know, not bad, but nothing special. 没什么特别 -Nothing special.
也许你不该来洛杉矶 带她去纳什维尔 试试乡村剧场 Perhaps you shouldn't have come to L.A. Take her to Nashville. Try the country scene.
那也许更对她的路子 -That might be more up her alley. 好吧 -Right.
不管怎么样 -Irregardless-- 根本没你说的这个词 -There's no such word.
不管怎么样 简单说就是我们不感兴趣 -lrregardless, we're simply not interested. 好吧 -Okay.
你现在听好了 你还不知道 你们的招牌有很大很大的麻烦 Now you listen to me. You don't know it yet, but your label's in big, big trouble.
噢 是吗 -Oh, is it? 哦 是啊 -Yes, it is.
尚特尔 伟大的尚特尔之星 幕后却被她的体重困扰 Chantel, the great Chantel star, is secretly obsessing about her weight.
她就要对通便剂上瘾了 She's headed to rehab addicted to laxatives.
如果这事不是一场悲剧的话 还是挺有意思的 It would almost be funny if it weren't so tragic.
孟德尔先生 -Mr Mendel-- 孟德尔博士 谢谢 -Dr Mendel, thank you.
那个方便面头型的 -Spaghetti-hair, there. 罗德格罗斯 -Road Gross.
罗德格罗斯 对 一个不错的名字 他会窒息在自己的呕吐物里 Road Gross. Yes, an appropriate name. He's gonna choke on his own vomit.
他会从格罗斯变成死人 这还会变得更糟 He's gonna go from gross to gone. It gets worse.
你们八福托宝组合中两个成员的事也会公开 Two of the members of the Buff and Tumble Boys are about to come out of the closet.
不会再有聚光灯 不会再有百万美元的赞助 No more big TV spots, no more million-dollar endorsements.
不管你和你的字母残障团队怎么想 Irregardless of what you and your alphabetically-challenged team may think...
你需要抓住这次机会签下凯伦娜来保住你的招牌 you need to take a chance. Sign Karena and you may save your label.
相信我 我知道我在说什么 Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
你知道你出局了 对吗 You know your way out, right?
每个父母看到孩子入狱 Well, if this ain't the apotheosis of every parent's bad dream...
就像噩梦一样 to see the kid in jail.
有伤吗 有瘀青吗 -Any cuts, any bruises? 没 我挺好 -No, I'm fine.
快把我弄出去 -You get me out of here? 他正做书面工作呢 -Yeah. He's doing the paperwork.
你的特技可真蠢 -That was a pretty stupid stunt. 好吧 省了我的说辞了 -Yeah. Spare me the lecture.
你那阵说什么来着 “我22了 不是17 我有辆保时捷 有公寓 What happened to "I'm 22, not 17. I got a Porsche, a condo.
我还有辆 哈雷戴维森” -"l got a Harley-Davidson." 一辆哈雷？ -A Harley?
我倒是想要啊 -Yeah, I wish. 你想要？ -You wish?
听着 我学到教训了好吗 爸 我们能不能回家了吗 Look, I learnt my lesson, okay, Dad? Can we just go home?
听着 我们现在有更大的麻烦 我和科特谈过话 起码他对了一次 Listen, we got a bigger problem. I talked to Kurt and for once he's right.
看起来安吉拉有点脑部问题 我是说她不认得他了 Seems that Angela's got a little brain damage. I mean, she doesn't remember him.
她记认得科特 她不记得奥德赛号... She doesn't remember Kurt. She doesn't remember the Odyssey...
不记得那次任务 什么都不记得了 -doesn't remember the mission. Nothing. 什么任务 -What mission?
科特的任务 我的任务 安吉拉.... Kurt's mission. My mission. Angela....
噢对 听着 我得延后这个监禁释放令 Oh, right. Listen, I'm going to hold off on that custody release order.
什么 我一会就回来带你出去 大概 -What? -I'll just get back to you in about--
什么 What?
我知道 我知道 你肯定讨厌听到这个 I know, I know. You're going to hate hearing this...
但是有一天你会感谢我的 but you will thank me one day.
我保证 -I promise. 什么 你开我玩笑吗 爸 -What? Oh, you're shitting me, Dad!
回来 Come on!
查克塔吉特？ -Chuck Taggart？ 哇噢 我得告诉你 -Wow, I got to tell you.
感谢上帝 因为我知道这听起来有点傻 但我真高兴 Thank God. Because I know it's gonna sound a little nutty, but I'm really happy...
你知道我是谁 因为 that you know who I am because....
我是说 你看到我点也不吃惊 是不 I mean, you're not surprised to see me, are you?
额其实 我有一点惊讶见到你来 Well, yeah, I am a little surprised to see you here.
当然 -Sure. 这里？噢 对了 保罗在这吗？ -Here? Oh. Right. Is Paul here?
不 他不在 没事的 进来吧 No, he's not. The coast is clear. Come on in.
科里 这是查克塔吉特 他是个宇航员 Corey. Hey, this is Chuck Taggart. He's an astronaut.
真的宇航员？ 他去太空之类的？ -For real? He go in space and stuff? 我去过太空 -Yeah. I go into space and stuff.
你想和我去太空吗 -You want to go into space with me? 可以吗 妈妈 -Can l, Mom?
今天不行 亲爱的 -Not today, honey. 那我告诉你 猴急先生 -Well, I'll tell you what, champ.
我现在经给你一张延期票 那时你就可以上太空 We'll take a rain check. By then you can go into space...
也许有一天你妈妈会说你可以 好吗 maybe one day when mom says it's okay. Okay?
好的 好的 -Okay. -Okay.
他看起来很壮实 又健康 他很棒 He looks strong. He looks healthy. He's great.
他是很壮实 对 他刚打碎我的花瓶 He's strong, all right. He just broke my vase.
听着莎拉 我们有大麻烦了 我们有些很大的“小问题” Listen, Sarah, we got a big problem. We got some big glitch...
关于奥德赛号 -with the Odyssey. 奥德赛号？ -The Odyssey?
是荷马史诗中的尤利西斯奥德赛吗？ -As in Homer, Ulysses, Odyssey? 荷马史诗 -Homer.
你知道 当我进门的时候 我是说 You know, when I came through that door just then, I mean...
你是真认识我 对吗 我是说 你认识我不是 you really knew me, right? I mean, you didn't know me...
因为你是个电视人 而我总上电视 because you're a television personality and I've been on television...
或者说你 你私下也认识我 对吗 -or did you, you knew me personally, right? 是啊 我私下也认识你 -Yes. I know you personally.
去年夏天我们在航天局见过... We met each other last summer at NASA...
那时我在做关于裁剪预算的报导 when I was doing that piece on the budget cuts.
见鬼 -Shit. 查克 你为什么来我这 -Chuck, why did you come here?
我得走了 I gotta go.
太见鬼了 Holy shit.
凯伦娜 我回来了 Karen. I'm home.
嘿 亲爱的 你回来的正好 我们正庆祝我的未成功呢 Hey, honey, you're just in time. We're celebrating my non-success.
哦亲爱的 你在搞什么呢 Hello, darling. What the hell's going on here?
别担心 宝贝 只是个小茶话会 Don't worry, baby. It's just a little tea party.
一些老朋友过来看我 那几个 在那边的 就是我的小伙子们了 Some old friends dropped by. Those, over there, those are my boys.
你的小伙子们 是啊 我看了你的未出版的自传 Your boys. Yes. When I read your unauthorised biography...
他们也刚擦干净自己的屁股 -they must've left out a lot of shit. 什么 -What?
没事 没事 亲爱的 没什么 Nothing, nothing, darling. Nothing.
我知道 在洛杉矶他们讨厌我的唱片样本 是不是 I know, they hated my demo in L.A., didn't they?
在洛杉矶只有几家唱片公司 There's only a couple of record companies in L.A.
还会有别的公司的 别担心 There's many more where they came from. Don't worry.
你为什么不就直接放弃了 因为我绝对做不到 好吗 Why don't you just give up because I'm never going to make it, okay?
我不是个明星 我甚至唱的都没那么好 I am no star. I don't even sing that well.
你是唯一一个认为我唱的好的 You're the only one who thinks I sing very well.
这样不会太久的 我保证 It's not gonna be that way for long. I promise.
但是你得和我一起努力 -But you have to work with me. 我还得做什么？ -What else am I supposed to do?
你可以先告诉这些罪犯从我的房子里滚出去 You can start by telling these multiple sinners to get the fuck out of my house.
你知道 你应该自己告诉他们 我不会去说的 You know, you should tell them yourself. I ain't gonna tell nobody.
乔沃 乔沃 这是我的男人 科特 Chovo. Chovo D., this is my old man. This is Kurt.
乔沃 很荣幸 Chovo D. Pleasure.
你嫁个老男人我不吃惊 凯伦娜 Doesn't surprise me that you'd marry an old man, Karen.
你不知道她喜欢古董 但我是说 我以为至少他很有钱 -You didn't know she was into antiques? -But I mean, I at least figured he'd be rich...
或者帅气或者其他狗屁什么的 -or handsome or some shit. 别客气 -You're welcome.
我要去整点喝的 如果你不介意 谢谢 I'm going to go get a drink, if you'll excuse me. Thank you.
他就那样 -He's like that. 他就那样？嗯? -He's like that, huh?
那 我可不喜欢那样 Well, I don't like that.
噢 你好 Oh, hello.
那个 凯伦娜告诉我说你有些怪异的天赋 So, Karen tells me you got some kind of freakish gift.
说你能看到未来什么的 她是个容易激动的女孩 -Some shit about you can see the future? -Well, though she's a very excitable girl...
我也不会对她说的话太咬文嚼字 真的 I wouldn't take anything she says too literally, really.
说你是个超级赌徒 一整年没输一场橄榄球比赛 Says you're a big gambling man. Haven't lost a football bet all year.
嗯 还是那句话 这些都是夸张之辞 Well, again, something of an exaggeration.
你可能用你的大话和跑车打动凯伦娜 You might have impressed Karen with your big words and your fancy car.
我来告诉你些事 现在该你打我了 你知道我的意思了吧 Let me tell you something. It's time to impress me. You get my drift?
是的 很清楚 她的朋友就是我的朋友 Yes, crystal. Any friend of hers is a friend of mine.
我能为你做点什么呢 我要你用你的神经力量 -What can I do for you? -I want you to use your psycho powers.
我想你是说“精神”力量 I believe "psychic" is the word you're looking for.
我现在身处窘境 我需要一场大胜 你明白了吗 I'm in the hole and I need a big win. You understand?
明白 -Yes. 周日的一场比赛 -One game Sunday.
绝对会赢钱的大胜 A sure winner against the spread.
别搞杂了 -And don't get it wrong. 好 我来看看 看看啊 -Right. Let's see, let's see.
周日 猎鹰队 猎鹰队 有了 Sunday, the Falcons. The Falcons, yes.
猎鹰队会冲垮圣徒队 -The Falcons will crush the Saints. 操蛋的猎鹰队? -The fucking Falcons?
他们还没冲垮过谁呢 你可别让我掉链子 They haven't crushed anybody. You better not be yanking my chain.
用你的两句话说 我很确信 还有 相信我 Use your two points. I'm sure of it. It's.... Trust me.
啊 这是不是轻率先生啊 Well, if it ain't Mr Frivolity....
你的救星来了 我要在你的猎鹰队上下五注 -Here comes the cavalry. -I'm dropping five bills on your Falcons.
所以你最好的对的 为你自己考虑考虑 -So you better have it right, for your sake. 好 -Right.
我们是老朋友了 -We go way back. 我看出来了 -So I see.
你在这干什么 看起来像个条子 What the fuck you doing here? You look like a cop.
嘿 我就是像说好的那样过来了 兄弟 要不你认为呢 我脑子有病 Hell, I just slid in on the deal, brother. What do you think, I'm a fucking square?
我们有更大的问题了 比你想的大 我们得谈谈 We got bigger problems. Bigger than you think. We gotta talk.
噢 真的 谈谈 -Oh, really, talk? 在这可以吗？ -Here?
嗯 每个人都忙着呢 Well, everybody's too busy...
忙着毁了这地方 谁顾得上我们 destroying the place to pay any attention to us.
有话就说 -Shoot. 好 听着 他们都忘了 -Well, listen, they've all forgotten it.
他们都忘了时空跳跃的事了 尼尔 安吉拉 莎拉 他们所有人 They've all forgotten the jump in time. Neil, Angela, Sarah, all of them.
我得注意我说的话 他们都以为我疯了 I had to watch what I was saying. They'd have thought I lost my marbles.
那 如果我们中的三个出了这事 那你和我 Well, if it's happening to three of us, then you and l--
不 不是这样 等等 等等 等一会 No, it's not-- Wait, wait, just wait.
查克 查克 查克 -Chuck. Chuck? Chuck! 什么？ -What?
啊对 -Yeah!
听着 这肯定跟五年前的“时空穿越”有关 Well, look, it's got something to do with this download five years ago...
还有我们五年之后的意识 到了现在 就是现在 of our consciousness of five years in the future, to now, which is now.
肯定和这什么时间旅行有关 这可不是我 It's got to be something with time travelling and, hell, that ain't my .
那是你的专业 这不是我的专业 我是个遗传学家 -That's your speciality. -It's not my speciality. I'm a geneticist.
我一点都不了解时间旅行 I don't know anything about time travel.
更何况时间旅行不是科学 是科幻小说 Besides, time travel isn't a science. It's a fiction.
科幻小说？ 你的整个生活才是科幻小说呢 Fiction? Your whole goddamn life's a fiction, man!
耶稣基督啊 Jesus Christ!
我们在这得做点什么 就剩我们俩了 你听见没 We need to do something here. We're the only two left. You get that?
所以你得想 -And you gotta think! 我认识一个这样的人 -I do know this one guy.
他是个理论物理学家 他的专业是时间旅行 He's a theoretical physicist. His speciality is time travel.
他的名字叫卡斯帕范戴克 -And his name is Casper Van Dyke. 范戴克 他是画家吗？ -Van Dyke? He's a painter?
不 不 他不是个画家 他的名字是有点 不管怎样 他是个自大狂 No, no, he's not the painter. His name's, anyway, he's a pompous arse.
他倒是很有天才 我和他一起去过三个研讨会 He's really quite brilliant. I've done three conferences with him.
他也许就是人选 -He may be the man. 怎么都好 -Anything.
赶紧出去吧 -Let's just get the fuck out of here! 那好 你带路 快吧 -Well, you lead the way. Come on.
他们今年搞定了圣徒队两次 但是你猜怎么着 They play the Saints twice this year. And you know what?
我想我把比赛都整混了 所以请你告诉你那迷人的朋友乔沃 I think I might've gotten my games mixed up so please tell your charming friend, Chovo...
别把钱压在猎鹰队上 谢谢 not to wage on the Falcons. Please.
这很难解释 但是这很重要 非常重要 It's hard to explain, but it's very important. Very important.
再见 亲爱的 再见 -Bye-bye, darling. Bye. 这都是什么？ -What the hell is this?
我打电话给范戴克 告诉他我们一起正在写一部时间旅行的小说 So I called Van Dyke and told him we're working on a time travel novel together.
时间旅行的小说？ -Time travel novel? 就像发生在我们身上的 -Like what happened to us...
除了我换了名字 还有我叫它“奥德赛5号” except I changed the names and called it Odyssey 5.
我们一共五个人 我们在奥德赛号上 There's five of us. We were on the Odyssey.
我懂了 我懂了 I get it, I get it.
那我们来找他是因为我们的思路触礁了 So we're coming to him because we're hitting a wall...
所以我们需要解决这故事的关键点 -and we need to work on key story points. 就像丧失记忆 为什么 -Like memory loss. Why--
全中 欢迎来到本作者文思枯竭的磨难世界 Bingo. Welcome to the tortured world of writer's block.
我明白了 -I see. 航天局? 你的模仿秀真逊 哥们 -NASA? Lame costume, dude.
很迷人 -Charming. 嗯 -Yeah.
一个理论物理学家到这种闹市干什么 So what the hell is a theoretical physicist doing in a joint like this?
有些事我忽略忘了提了 Well, there's something I neglected to mention.
他不是个实际的物理学家 He's not actually a practising physicist.
他更像个科幻作家 一个得过奖的科幻作家 He's more of a science fiction writer. An award-winning science fiction writer.
写过很多成功的作品 像 时间的平方 二乘二 Wrote such successes, such as Time Squared, Two Times Two...
诸如此类的 你知道吧 things like that, you know?
有意思 Sweet Jesus.
你们得面对现实 你们所有人 You have to face reality, people.
时间旅行 作为一个概念 已经和空间翘曲穿梭 “把我传送过去” Time travel, as a concept, is right out there with warp drives, beam-me-up...
心灵传输和不明飞行物联系在一起 teleportation and UFOs.
所有的时间旅行的故事 包括我的小说 All stories of time travel, my novels included...
都只不过是意淫 are exercises in mental masturbation.
现实中的物理根本就不会允许 Real world physics simply doesn't allow for it.
相信我 -Just trust me. 好 -Yes.
你的小说 时间向前进 被错误的理论和矛盾 Your novel, Time Marching On, is plagued by fallacies and inconsistencies.
错误的理论和矛盾？ Fallacies and inconsistencies?
第43页 两个理论错误 Page 43. Two theoretical mistakes.
它们在同一页上 我是说 得了 你让艾迪生巴恩斯 They're on one page. I mean, come on. You got Adison Barnes...
走进时间通道站却都没让他打开他的 just walking right into the temporal access port without even switching on his--
也许如果你能多花点时间仔细阅读 Perhaps if you spent a little more time reading carefully...
少花点时间长胡子 and a little less time trying to grow a moustache...
我们就根本不会有这次讨论了 we wouldn't be having this discussion.
我只是希望你的作品真实 我给你写了封信 I'm just trying to keep your work honest. I wrote you a letter.
我的作品显然比你的大垮裤子的品味高多了 并且我收到你的信了 My work is infinitely better than your taste in flood pants and I got your letter.
在边上还沾着巧克力的污渍 There were chocolate stains in the margins.
我们在地狱吗 Are we in hell?
看看你的会议手册 上面写着 Check your convention brochures. It says:
精彩讲演 卡斯帕范戴克 上次我看时 还是我 "Acclaimed lecturer, Casper Van Dyke." Last time I looked, that was me...
除非你想要纠正我 是这样吗 unless you wish to correct me, of course?
你们一些人可能同意这样的信条 就是每个人都有权力有自己的观点 Some of you may subscribe to the tenet that everyone is entitled to an opinion.
但是我在台上的时候不是这样 But not while I'm on stage.
对 回到现实 Right. Back to reality.
就像我所说 时间旅行 简言之 不可行 As I was saying, time travel: simply not possible.
我在航天局也有追星族吗 倒没让我惊讶 So I have fans at NASA? Doesn't surprise me.
我们看了每本我们能找到的书 We read everything we can get our hands on.
哪本又是你个人的最爱呢 -Which is your personal favourite? 我的最爱 -My favourite?
我的小说 时间 关于时间的那本 -Of my novels. -Time. The one about time.
关于纽约的 时间的平方 -The one about New York, Times Square. 时间的平方 -Time Squared.
平方 就是这本 -Squared. That's the one. 对 -Yeah.
那本跟纽约没什么关系 -That has nothing to do with New York. 别管他 他是个宇航员 -Forgive him. He's an astronaut.
关于你的那个故事 我会帮你来个头脑大风暴 但是我得下周 So this story of yours, I'll help you brainstorm, but it'll have to be next week.
下周就太晚了 我们有日程的 有最后期限 Next week's too late. We have an agenda, a deadline.
那 里面有什么是我能解决的 Well, what's in it for me?
到航天局的一级贵宾参观游览 A first-class VlP tour through the NASA Space Centre.
对 还有版税分成 Yes. And a share of the royalties.
我惯常的顾问提成？ -My usual consultant split? 是的 是的 -Yes. Yes.
好的 有什么我能帮你的 -Okay. How can I help? 太好了 -All right.
是个关于传输未来意识的问题 It's a problem concerning the transfer of future consciousness.
那这个问题是 And this problem is?
像我告诉你的 如果两个宇航员像其他人一样失去未来记忆 Well, as I told you, if two astronauts lose their future memories like the others...
那就没人来阻止地球被毁灭了 there'll be no one left to stop the Earth from being destroyed.
你们需要我回答的问题是 是什么导致记忆的丧失 And the question you need answered is, what is causing the memory loss?
对 -Right. 嗯 -Yeah.
我告诉你 去掉寻求者这部分 它占了太多的时间 I'm telling you, lose The Seeker completely. It takes up way too much time in the story.
还有整个这外星生命以人类形像出现的桥段 还是算了吧 And this whole business of aliens assuming human form. I mean, come on.
这是题材中最老的修辞方式了 It's the oldest trope in the genre.
他们这么拍电视是想在化妆上省钱 The kind of stuff they pull in TV when they want to save money on make-up.
寻求者就是这故事 就这么往下搞 The Seeker is the goddamn story. Deal with it!
请原谅 斯科特巴兹奥尔德林 Excuse me, F. Scott-Buzz Aldrin.
卡斯帕我们得集中到导致失去记忆的原因上 Casper, we need to focus on what causes the memory loss.
在地球轨道上飞行和意识传输有什么关联 What's the fly in the ointment concerning the consciousness transfer?
为什么这些人会失去他们未来的记忆 Why are these people losing their future memories?
你们要我忽略一个极大的缺陷 You are asking me to ignore one monumental flaw...
而把注意力集中到另一个极大的缺陷上 and concentrate on another monumental flaw.
不行 我得从总体上了解这个故事 No. I have to look at the whole picture.
我根本就没接受这概念 一个在地球低轨道飞行的轨道飞船 I haven't begun to address the concept of how an orbital shuttle in low Earth orbit...
怎么可能躲过星球毁灭造成的冲击波呢 could possibly survive the turbulence caused by planetary collapse.
单是万有引力的不稳定就足够造成 The gravitational flux alone would be enough to cause...
那飞船上的每个人都变成果冻了 every single person in that spacecraft to turn into Jell-O.
你能在我杀了这个笨蛋之前让他回到主题上来吗 Would you get this dork back on track before I kill him?
嘿 我就坐在这呢 -Hey, I am sitting right here. 天呐 我真希望我注意不到你 -Gee, I'd have never noticed.
听这个榆木脑袋讲话就像要我吃虫子 Listening to this egg-head is giving me worms.
卡斯帕 你就听着 Casper, just listen.
不 我不和疯子一起工作 -No. I don't work with maniacs. 卡斯帕 你让他喘口气吧 -Casper. Cut him some slack.
我只跟你说 他的事业要完蛋了 Between you and me, he's at the end of his career.
他在航天局的日子曲指可数了 这部小说是他唯一能指望的了 His NASA days are numbered. This novel writing is all he's got left.
真可悲 It's pathetic.
好吧 那未来的意识怎么能保持 什么会扰乱它呢 All right, so why wouldn't the future consciousness hold? What could disrupt it?
那个寻求者 他非得是一个老头吗 这个外星人 What if The Seeker.... Does he have to be this old man, the alien--
卡斯帕 我要掐死你 Casper, I'm going to strangle you!
假设这个寻求者 Suppose The Seeker...
实际上却是地球毁灭的真凶 was actually the force behind the destruction of the world...
然后他用这些宇航员作为傀儡 and he used the astronauts as puppets...
来启动这个五年后发生的灾难 -to start the whole thing five years ago-- 这和那有什么关系 -What's that got to do with that?
我还没解决这个问题 -I haven't figured that out yet. 查克? -Chuck?
嘿 你在干什么 不可以碰我的电脑 Hey, what the hell are you doing? No one touches my computer.
查克 查克 Chuck. Chuck!
他没事吧 Is he all right?
查克 你在做什么 这是什么意思 Chuck, why did you do that? What does it mean?
我不知道 我就是突然有种强烈的冲动 I don't know. It was a sudden urge.
就像你戒烟了 吃了一顿大餐 你就会想抽烟 Like when you quit smoking and you have a big meal and you want a cigarette.
尼尔 -Neil. 他怎么了 -What about him?
去监狱之前我在尼尔的电脑上看到过这样的符号 I saw these symbols on Neil's computer before I went to the jail.
然后他就失去他未来的记忆了 -Then he'd had his future memory loss. 谁是尼尔 -Who's Neil?
小说里的一个人物 One of the characters from the novel.
你们把这小说当真了吧 You guys are taking this thing way too seriously.
查克 清醒过来 查克 快点 -Chuck, snap out of it. Chuck, come on. 噢 -Yeah.
来吧 -Come on. 噢 -Yeah.
你没事吧 -Are you all right? 没事 -Yeah.
好了 在你失去记忆之前我们可能只有几分钟或者几天的时间 Right. We may only have a few minutes or days before you lose your memory.
你坚持一会 我们得对比一下这些符号 Just hang in there. We need to compare these symbols...
和尼尔电脑上的比对一下 to the ones on Neil's computer.
好 我能问你些事吗 -Right. Can I ask you something? 可以 -Yes.
你在哪个角落遇到那个笨蛋的 Where in the world did you meet that dipshit?
噢 这说来话长 Oh, it's a long story.
噢 上帝 -Oh, God. 又怎么了 -What now?
画的不错 马里奥 -Nice paint job, Mario. 喔喔 看看 回来了 -Well, well, look here, y'all.
这不是通灵热线的贱人吗 If it isn't the psychic hot line asshole.
我想是我妻子没把话带到 -I take it my wife never reached you. 猎鹰队10 圣徒队28 -Falcons 10, Saints 28.
我丢了3个点 多谢你 贱人 And I gave three points thanks to you, asshole.
这就是他们为什么管这叫赌博 -That's why they call it gambling. 好啊 现在我输了５千块 -Well, now I'm out five grand.
你管这叫什么 -So what do you call that? 输钱 -Losing.
现在 我正要搞定这单事 Now, I was just going to cap this one here...
但是我想你也需要去太平间旅行一下 老大爷 but I think you need a trip to the morgue, too, Grandpa.
上帝 上帝 看看你俩招来的低等生命 My, my. Just look at the lowlifes you two attract.
你知道这事还没完呢 You know this ain't done yet.
对 Right.
顺便提一下 如果任何我的创意在你的书中不小心出现 By the way, if any of my ideas accidentally show up in your book...
我的律师会联系你的 -my lawyer will be contacting you. 好极了 -Wonderful.
我想最好你开车 -I think you'd better drive. 好的 -Right.
你和尼尔打出来的符号应该是某种无意识响应 The symbols that you and Neil typed must be some kind of unconscious response.
它们一定是更大的什么关键的一部分 一定是 They must be part of a larger key. They have to be.
我需要 我需要些阿斯匹林 -I need a.... I need some aspirin. 给我来一箱 -Get me a crate of it.
好 -Yeah. 查克 这非同寻常 -Chuck, this is remarkable.
两个文档几乎相同 就像同一个双重谜题的两个部分 Both texts are nearly identical, like pieces of the same binary puzzle...
但不知为何不完全 你该来看看这个 相当的非比寻常 but incomplete somehow. You should come see this. It's really quite remarkable.
你是谁？ -Who are you? 你说什么？ -I beg your pardon?
你在我房子里干什么 -What are you doing in my house? 你让我进来的 -You let me in.
你不记得了 You don't remember.
不是 No.
那就剩我一个了 And then there was one.
查克？ -Chuck? 坐下 坐下 -Sit down. Sit down.
你在我儿子的房间里 坐在我儿子的电脑前 You are sitting in my son's room in front of my son's computer...
在我的房子里 这里可是德州 孩子 in my house and you're in Texas, boy.
我完全有权向你开枪 I'd be well within my rights to shoot you where you sit.
你不会想用你爷爷的手枪射我吧 查克？ You don't want to shoot me with your granddad's pistol, do you, Chuck?
我知道你一直说你要怎么怎么干掉我 I know you've wanted to kill me from time to time...
但你并不是真的想开枪 but I don't think you'd really pull that trigger.
你怎么知道这是我爷爷的枪 How'd you know it was my granddad's gun?
你在车里告诉我的 记得吗？潘乔别墅 点45口径 You told me in the car, remember? Pancho Villa? Colt.45?
纳兰钱德拉的家？ -Naran Chandra's place? 我从没和你一起在我车里过 -I ain't never been with you in my car.
你得给个好理由让我不开枪 You gotta give me a good reason not to pull this trigger.
当然 Of course.
因为 我讨厌承认这点 但是 Well, because, I hate to admit it, but...
我是你的朋友 I'm your friend...
还有因为我是你现在唯一的希望了 and because I'm your only hope now.
但是如果我错了 如果你开枪了 But if I'm wrong, if you do shoot me...
那么你得从我后面开枪了 then you're going to have to shoot me in the back.
那不是你的风格 查克 That's not your style, Chuck.
我要出去了 I'm going out.
德州的黄玫瑰 The yellow rose of Texas
我远远的望去 As far as I can see
德州的黄玫瑰 The yellow rose of Texas
只有她是我心爱 Is the only girl for me
德州的黄玫瑰 The yellow rose of Texas
我远远的望去 As far as I can see
德州的黄玫瑰 The yellow rose of Texas
科特 我都等你两个小时了 Kurt, I've been waiting for you for two hours.
我们应该15分钟就得到聚会上 We're supposed to be at that party in like 15 minutes.
我不去聚会了 I'm not going to the party.
你听见我说什么没？ Did you hear what I said?
我说我不去这个什么狗屁聚会 I said I'm not going to the fucking party.
好吧 你一直说为了我的事业得去这去那 Well, you're the one that said that we should go for my career.
说这是业内的聚会什么 什么 什么的 It's an industry party, blah, blah, blah.
对 你的事业 是 -Right. Your career. Yes. 你干什么呢 -What are you doing?
试着去拯救60亿人的生命 就这些 应该就是这个 Trying to save six billion people, that's all. This has to be it.
应该是... 都他妈什么意思 -This has.... What the fuck does it mean? 嘿 哥们 你脑子有病 -Hey, dude, you are cracked.
还有你知道吗 我开始对你感到遗憾了 And you know something? I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
我也对我感到遗憾 Yeah. I feel sorry for me, too.
人类种族未来的存亡取决于科特孟德尔的脑袋 The future survival of the human race rests on Kurt Mendel's head.
我不需要压力 好吗？ -Fuck me, I don't need the pressure. 你总是考虑你自己 -It's always about you, isn't it?
听着 凯伦娜 我现在不能和你说话 Look, Karen. I can't talk right now.
我就是想让你去那个聚会 玩一玩 I just want you to go to that party, have fun.
我得把事情搞明白 我得集中 可以吗 I need to figure things out. I need to concentrate. Okay?
好吧 也许我得为我自己搞明白一些事 Well, maybe I need to figure a few things out for myself.
那就去他妈别的地方搞 Then do it the fuck somewhere else!
好吗 Okay?
你根本不爱我 对不对 You don't even love me, do you?
你只是爱那个可能成名的我 You're in love with the idea of what I might become.
你知道吗 你真可能说对了 我很抱歉 You know what? You may be right. I'm sorry.
我要走了 I'm gonna go.
这些符号 他们在我的脑袋里 The symbols. They're inside my fucking head.
我说我要走了 I said I'm leaving.
凯伦娜? Karen?
这些都是什么意思 What the fuck does that mean?
这些都是什么意思？什么意思？ What the fuck does that fucking mean? What the fuck!
这里怎么了 What the hell happened here?
这是什么玩意 What the fuck is this?
一周后
这个人向卫生监察员保证说 他的老二在 The man assured health officials that his member got caught...
在打扫房间时不幸的被卡在吸尘器里了 in the vacuum during an unfortunate incident while housecleaning...
不是他要和这东西发生性行为 and not intimacy with the appliance.
这是早间晨风 休斯顿的 This is Morning Breath, Houston's--
亲爱的科特 很有趣 不是吗 Dear Kurt. Funny, don't you think?
自从你搞砸了你的生活 却是我给你留下这个警告 After all you've done to fuck up your life, it's left to me to give you this warning.
但从这以后没人像我这么爱你 But then no one loves you like I do.
你仔细看清楚了 科特 You must read this carefully, Kurt...
如果你想继续活着的话 if you want to keep on living.
另外 立即去看看最底下的梳妆台抽屉 P.S. Go immediately to the bottom dresser drawer.
别跳过去不理 别拿那200块 Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
嗨 Hi.
我想你能认出你自己的笔迹 I assumed you'd recognise your handwriting...
但是影像更胜过万语千言 but a picture is worth a thousand words.
对 这是几天前的我 你不记得了 是不是 Yes, it's me several days ago. You don't remember, do you?
但是这是有原因的 我没多少时间 But there's a reason for that. I don't have much time.
我将要告诉你一个你听过的最离奇的故事 I'm about to tell you the strangest story you've ever heard.
这开始于五年后的一次太空远行 It starts five years from now in a shuttle far, far away and....
你好？ Hello?
我只是过来拿点我的东西 I just came to get a few of my things.
你是凯伦娜 我的妻子 You're Karen, my wife.
不会再是了 Not for long.
我找了个律师 又便宜又快 I got a lawyer. It'll be cheap and easy.
又便宜又快 就像我认识的那些可爱女士一样 Cheap and easy, like so many lovely ladies I know.
现在的女伴当然不包括 -Present company excluded, of course. 随便吧 -Whatever.
你真漂亮 You're really beautiful.
你活的真像个猪一样 是不是 You're really living like a pig, aren't you?
我猜是没有了你我就迷失了 -I guess I'm lost without you. 是吗 啊 我没有 -Yeah? Well, I'm not.
乔沃现在是我的经济人了 我有几个演唱会排着队在等着 所以... Chovo's my manager now. I got a couple gigs lined up, so....
好啊 我祝你好运 真心的 -Good. I wish you luck. Truly. 你看看你自己 -Would you look at yourself?
你完全还坐在上周我离开你时的位置 You're sitting exactly where I left you last week.
你还粘在你的狗屁电脑前对着你的愚蠢的音乐代码 You're glued to your dumbass computer with all your stupid MlDl code.
科特 你得换个活法了 -Kurt, you need to get a life. 等一下 -Wait a minute.
你说什么 -What did you say? 我说换个活法 -I said get a life.
不 不 不 前面一句 音乐 No, no, no. Before that. MlDl....
合成器音乐的代码 你自己写的什么你不知道吗 It's MIDI code. Don't you even know what you're writing?
合成器音乐代码? -MIDI code? 乐器数字接口 -Musical lnstrument Digital Interface?
那是什么 告诉我 是什么 -What is that? Tell me， what? 噢 天呐 你那么老土吗 -Oh, God, are you that old?
现代音乐 合成 迷幻 嘻哈 随你挑 Look, modern music, synth, trans, hip-hop, take your pick...
都能用一个叫电脑的奇妙小装置制作出来 can be made using a little contraption we call a computer.
啊 啊 好 别显摆 继续 噢 快点 继续 Yeah. Yeah. Well, don't be a smart-ass. And go on. Oh, come on, go on.
请你告诉我 求你 Tell me, please, please.
一个音乐人得和他的乐器说话 对不对 A musician has to talk to his instrument, right?
对 并且不像皮特汤森和任何 -Right. -And not in the same way...
你崇拜的偶像那样的做法 that Pete Townsend or any of those dinosaurs you idolize do it.
对 Right.
现在 你可以通过数字接口 But now, we can lay strand upon strand of musical info inside your computer...
把一段一段的音乐输入电脑 -using digital interface. 原来如此 -Yes.
那就是你打出的那些符号 -Those are the symbols you've been typing. 哦 对对对 没错 -Yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, of course.
我们打的这些符号 是一些声音 This code we've been typing, it's some kind of sound.
上帝 我都要亲你了 God, I could almost kiss you.
有段时间我确实挺想你那么做的 There was a time I would've wanted you to do that.
都是那阵的事了 That was then.
我想剩下的事你就都知道了 听着 科特 I think you know how the rest of that goes. Look, Kurt...
好好活着 just have a nice life.
啊 你 也是 Yeah, you, too.
好了 什么都没有了 All right. Here goes nothing.
我回来了 谢谢 I'm back. Thank you.
嗨 Hello.
现在 我把你们都带回来了 我要说几句 Now that I brought you all back, I want to say something.
我要对别人不快的举动道歉 我想我吸取教训了 I'd like to apologise for my frightful behaviour. I guess I learnt my lesson.
我十分的抱歉 但是谁也别埋冤我迟到 I'm really sorry. But no more bitching about my being late.
我在想这次记忆的问题 So I was thinking about that memory glitch.
我认为是我们的大脑拒绝我们的未来意识 I think our brains refused our future consciousness...
如同身体拒绝移植的器官一样 the same way a body rejects a transplanted organ.
我不知道你们是不是都记得 I don't know if you all remember...
当时为了安吉拉的脑震荡而急着进行的时空越迁 when the time jump was rushed due to Angela's concussion...
寻求者之前从没处理过人类 这就产生了问题 The Seeker never dealt with human beings before, compounding the problem.
那段音乐代码 合成器代码 他植入我们的大脑的代码 The musical code, the MIDI code that he implanted in our brain...
类似某种电子急救箱 was some kind of electronic first-aid kit.
这是寻求者在产生问题时的解决方案 The Seeker's way of trouble-shooting if anything went wrong.
好了 你们都怎么了 得了 我说了我很抱歉了 Well, what's wrong with all of you? Come on, I said I was sorry.
你们认识这个家伙 -You know this fellow? 不认识 -No.
不 No.
你是谁 Who are you?
很搞笑 Very funny.
贱人们 Fuck you!
噢 你真没用 真没用 -Oh, you wimp. Oh, you wimp. 噢 这孩子 -Oh, the baby.
走远点吧 老兄 Walk away, buddy.
他喜欢指责别人 而自己却一点批评都接受不了 Can't take it. Dish it out but can't take it.