上餐咯~10号桌 12号桌 69号桌 pick up table 10 table 12 table 69
Oleg 没有69号呀 Oleg there is no table 69
这个可以有 there could be
Oleg刚恶心到我了 然后我不完全不记得上餐桌号了 Oleg just 69 me and now I don't remember any of the table numbers
他不会停止恶心咱的 别按桌号记了 look he's never stop 69 us, forget the table numbers
这么着来记人 起外号就行啦 here's how you remember your orders just give people nicknames
我这儿有苗条版Cee Lo(唱FXXK YOU的那个) look I got thin Cee Lo
肥胖版Rihanna fat Rihanna
Jon Beret Ramsey Jon Beret Ramsey
还有Kristen Bad Wiig(翻译无能) and Kristen Bad Wiig
噢OK 我这儿有Seth Rogaine(青蜂侠那个) Oh ok I got Seth Rogaine
小胡子儿童猥亵者 child molestor mustache
还有拉拉版Justin Bieber and lesbian Justin Bieber
-好样的 -谢过 -good -thanks
上餐 6...9号桌 pick up table 6 de 9
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还需要点啥儿不? so can I get u anything else?
咖啡?点心?醒酒药? coffer desserts morning after pill?
OK OK
在餐馆里打的火热 getting it on in a restaurant
我曾经和年轻的Angele Lansbury在那样的小套座里做爱过 I once made love to a young angela lansbury in a booth just like that
做爱做到爽呦 Murder she wrote?more like "harder she begged."
Earl为啥不是每个人都像你一样? Earl why isn't everyone you?
嘿呦妞? yo 'sup mama?
-噢嘿Johnny老样子? 俩咖啡带走? -恩 能顺便捎俩你的小蛋糕么? -oh hey Johnny usual? 2 coffees to go? -yeah can I get two of your cupcakes?
哪俩? which 2?
-你知道哪俩 -打折过期那俩? -是的妞 -you know which 2 -the discounted day-olds? -yeah girl
-嘿哥们加挚友 -嘿怎么着了大个子? -hey my bro and friend -hey what's up big guy?
Max你男友儿来了 Max your boyfriend is here
他不是我男友儿他只是个喜欢我的小蛋糕的客人 谁不喜欢呢? he's not my boyfriend he's just another guy who likes my cupcakes cause who doesn't?
可是你看见他脸就红了 while your face gets red when you see him
然后突然就表现的像个好人了 and you suddenly act like nice person
如果这不是爱 那我不知道什么是了 if that's not love I don't know what is
他才不知道啥是爱呢 he doesn't know what love is
他唯一爱过的是一架梯子 the only thing he ever love is a step ladder
Johnny Johnny
给你的腐烂蛋糕和烧焦咖啡 here's your stale cake and burned coffee
就是这个范儿 我欠你多少? just how I like it what do I owe you
算在我身上 it's on me
你巴不得他在你身上呢 you wish he was on you
啥儿都没有好么 他来这儿拿咖啡只是因为他要涂一晚上鸦 there's nothing going on he just comes in here to get coffee because he tags billboards all night
"我认为女人抱怨太多了"(莎翁名句) me thinks the lady doth protest too much
听着 文艺复兴青年 listen renaissance fair
你为什么不做个好村姑去收拾干净你那餐台 why don't you be a good wench and clean up your counter
咱蛋糕生意起飞前我只好上网找个兼职做做了 until the cupcake business take off I just gonna have to find a temp job online
我可以关掉这个写着"墨西哥止痛药"的窗口么? can I close this window that says Mexican pain killers?
好好 但是先书签之 yeah yeah but uh bookmark it first
就是这儿了 黑心中介网 here we are cregslist ok
-这活听起来怎么样? -恶心又低贱? -how does this job sound? -disgusting and deprave?
-你还没听呢 -我没听到黑心中介网么? -you didn't even hear it yet -did I not hear cregslist?
哦 这儿有个我能做的简单的活计 oh here's something easy I can do
专业整理员 a professional organizer
你才不是专业整理员好么 你都算不上专业服务员 you're not a professional organizer you're barely a professional waitress
我在整顿和清理方面天资聪颖 I am a genius at organizing things and getting them out of the way
我最近失去了所有的钱和光明的未来 I recently lost all my money and the promise of a bright future
然后我把这整理到我脑子里一个标着"坚强的时候再看"的文件夹 and I've organized that into a file in my head labled "do not open until you're stronger"
如果这我都能扛住那我绝对可以解决一陌生人的人生文件 if I can hadle that for myself I can certainly handle a stranger's life filing
要是早知道你脑子里那么多乱七八糟在上演 if I had known all that crazynesses is going on in your head
我就给你也订点墨西哥止痛药了 I would have ordered you the mexican pain killer
或者秘鲁的 or the Peruvian
药效更强 但是有时候你的手会失控 they're stronger but sometimes they make you lose control of your hands
这只是芬必得的效果 that was an Ibuprofen
Johnny半夜三点跑这来干嘛? what is Johnny doing here at 3 A.M?
吓得我以为是强奸犯什么的 thought it was a rapist or something
强奸犯不敲门和挥手 rapist don't knock and wave
如果强奸犯长成他那样儿就不叫强奸犯了 直接叫Johnny~ and if they look like that we wouldn't call them rapist we call them Johnny
干嘛儿来啦? what are you doing here?
我是来和你们聊聊后期圣徒的教堂 I'm here to talk to you guys about the church of latter day saints
还有我得小解能不能借用下厕所 and I have to pee can I use your bathroom?
没问题 别忘了给厕所服务员小费 no problem don't forget to tip the bathroom attendances
忙啥呢Caroline? what's up Caroline?
在试着找个不会被手铐铐上或被辐射的兼职 just trying to find a day job where I won't get handcuffed or radiated
黑心中介网? on cregslist?
这也太浪漫了吧 this is so romantic
半夜翻墙来见你 jumping over the backwall and drop down to see you in the middle of the night?
完全是罗密欧与朱丽叶的情节么 it's very Romeo And Juliet
确实是罗密欧与朱丽叶的狗血情节呀 oh it is very Romeo And Juliet
他得尿尿 而我这儿恰巧就是最近的卫生间 he has to pee and i'm the nearest toilet
拜托 那就只是个借口 please it's just an excuse
这伙计搞涂鸦的 他还怕随地大小便? the man defaces buildings what he draws a line at peeing on them?
他过来是来见你的 he came by here to see you
把你头发朝后拉一拉 有点挡到你脸了 pull your hair back it's kind of in your face
把你朝后拉一拉 你有点挡到我的脸了 pull yourself back you're kind of in my face
谢了伙计 我在附近画墙 thanks guys
然后我在那屋顶上看你们这灯亮着 walk on the roof and I saw your light was on
我想着过来打个招呼 so I thought I step in to say hey
-嘿 -Johnny你在附近屋顶上看见我们这儿灯亮着? -hey -so Johnny you just saw our light on over the roof nearby?
挺耐人寻味的 平常你在那么高的地儿也老朝下看么? interesting do you always look down when you're up that high?
-不会吧 -耐人寻味呦 (-不会吧) -not really -interesting (-not really)
今儿晚上单干呢 放风那兄弟进戒毒所了 fly solo tonight my lookout guy went into rehab
挺烦人的 这实在是两个人的活 it's kind of a pain it's really a two person operation
最烦驾驭不了海洛因的人了 oh such a bummer when people can't handle their heroin
嘿Max你明儿晚下工后干嘛? hey Max what're you doing tomorrow night after work
有没兴趣来当我放风的兄弟? any desire to be my lookout guy?
我可能有点兴趣 I might have some desire to be your lookout guy
但是关于这个放风兄弟里的兄弟这部分咱就算了吧 but as far as the guy part the lookout guy goes full disclousuer
为啥?你木有小JJ? what? you don't have a penis?
噢小JJ我有一只 oh I have one
在我卧室的一抽屉里 in a drawer in my bedroom
但是明儿警察如果来了我绝对像个女孩一样撒腿就跑 if the cops come tomorrow I will run like a girl
ok那我明儿晚上2点去店里接你? ok so pick you up ai the diner at 2?
-cool -cool -coool~ -cool -cool -coool~
接着罗密欧离开了 太罗曼提克了 and then Romeo left so romantic
这么些日子的调情暧昧终于要结果了 all the weeks of flirting and game playing have finally led to this
你们俩半夜在广告牌邂逅 you two on a late night billboard rendevouz
打住天才整理员 hey genius organizer
你咋不把这车废话放到"我看了太多言情电影"的盒子里? why don't you put all that garbage in the file labled I've seen too many Katharine Heigl movies?
我只是说 他喜欢你呦~ I'm just saying he likes you
他和他的小JJ都喜欢你呦~~~ he likes you with his penis~~~
就那儿 3F there 3F
好了 你到了 去整理吧 alright you're here goodbye go organize
别介 你得等我开门确定安全了才能走呀 no i said you have to wait until I open the door and check out if it's safe
我今儿休息 是你来干活的 it's my day off you're the one with the job
但是是你吓的我不敢去陌生人家的 and you're the one who freaks me out so much about going into a stranger's apartment
我说什么了这么有用? what did I say that was so bad?
你告诉我说他会把我脸割下来做成车顶灯 you told me he'd cut off my face and wear it as a party hat
我告诉的是...也许 I said...PROBABLY
也许会把脸割掉 probably cut out your face
啥坏事都不会发生的好么? nothing bad is gonna happen to you okay?
-好吧这楼看着挺安全的是吧? -是的呀 -ok this is a safe enough looking building right? -yes
看 他们还有那种直通的垃圾管道 look they have those hallway trashshoots
方便他完事儿后扔掉你没脸的身体 that's probab help get rid off your faceless body
行了行了 我好着呢 走吧 you're right I'm fine go
Caroline的第二份工作 超骄傲 Caroline's second job so proud
-抓狂或什么的话打给我 -我没脸怎么打给你? -call me if you freak out or anything -how am i gonna call you without a face?
我好着呢 不会打给你的 I'm fine I'm not gonna call you
你好 我是Caroline 专业整理员 hello it's Caroline the professional organizer
你好?有人叫了专业整理员来? hello someone called for an organizer?
有人儿没? haloo~
我擦他七舅老爷!MAX!快回来!!! oh no oh hell no MAX!!! come back!!!
-快点快点太TM激动了 -你说啥呢 我可不进去了 他是个囤囤族 hurry up this is so exciting -what are you talking about I'm not going back in there he's a hoarder
囤囤族!不是什么好狗血好么 a hoarder it's a bad reality show
打住 这绝对是好狗血! hey that is a great reality show
不是合理的狗血好么 it's not good reality reality
我唯一比囤囤族更爱的就是胖的挤不进门的人儿 the only thing I love more than a hoarder is people who are too fat to fit through doors
告诉我他胖的挤不进门你就不用送我生日礼物了 tell me the hoarder has to grease his sides to go through doors you won't have to get me birthday presents
我擦 开啥玩笑这一堆 are you kidding me? are you kidding me?
都可以给他判刑了吧 they should charge him mission for this
简直是囤囤族3D之大开眼界 it's hoarders 3D the experience
跟去看IMAX一样 碉堡了! it's like going to an IMAX it's my Max
亲别管我 自己逃命吧 save yourself go out without me
那边那堆是啥? what is that pile over there?
安辨雌雄啊 it's hard to tell what is what
不是一蓬乱的毯子就是一巨型提线木偶坟包 it's either an old shag carpet or mass grave of dead muppets
没门儿 咱赶紧闪人吧 no way let's get outta here
我们脸都还在呢 闪什么人呀 we still have our faces why would we leave?
还有你需要这钱 看看这儿 and besides you need this money look around
肯定有他不要的玩儿咱可以倒到淘宝上去 there might be stuff they don't want that we can sell on eBay
看呀 肯定有人想要一鱼缸假娃娃脑袋的 look you know someone's gonna want a fish tank full of doll heads
必须的 谁要是有一鱼缸假娃娃身体的 yeah someone with a fishtank full of doll bodys
去年我还在一叫"Caroline儿"的游艇上嬉戏 last year I was on a yacht named Caroliner
现在我居然在这儿考虑在淘宝上卖娃娃脑袋 and now I'm considering selling doll heads on eBay
我得把这惨淡的现实整理到脑子 I'lll be organizing that thought a file
一个叫"永远别打开"的盒子里 in my head labled"don't open ever"
这屋里藏了个大型小丑 okay there's a heavy clown presence in this room
越找不到我越着迷 it's unsettling and I'm obsessed with it
我都没法确定我到底想不想要它了 I want both more and less of the clowns
呃 你好 有人儿在么? Um hello? anyone here?
哦 你好 我在这儿呢 Oh hey I'm over here
-呃不好意思 哪儿? -报纸边儿上 -I'm sorry where? -by the papers
-哪些报纸? -报纸旁边的报纸! -which papers? -the papers near the papers
我爱死这狗血了 god I love this
呃 你好 我是Caroline 我们昨儿联系了 Um Caroline we spoke yesterday?
这儿比我设想的要收拾的内容多太多 there's a lot more to organize here than you let me to believe on the phone
我们得重新商量下工钱儿 so we have to renegotiate our price
没那么夸张吧 -it's not that bad
没那么夸张? not that bad?
我被雇来是来整理报纸的 不是做灾后重建的 I was hired to organized some papers not clean up Katrina
给我说他长啥样儿啊 拜托告诉我他得塞满一个钢琴大的箱子 what's he look like? please tell me he has to be burried in a piano box
我不知道 这卡车挡着我看不见他 I don't know I can see him through the truck
那是辆休旅车 而且是珍藏版的 it's an RV and it's collectable
那是我放葡萄干的地儿 it's where I keep my raisins
那么到底要多少钱? so how much more then?
呃 我俩每人一百每天 um a hundred a day for both of us
并且我们留着这个饮料瓶做的马头 and we get to keep the horse head made out of soda cans
-为什么要那个? -我们不需要 是给小栗马的 -why would we want that? -we don't it's for chestnut
每一只马都需要一个饮料罐做的朋友 every horse wants a friend made out of cans
成交 you got a deal
好的 那么我们开始工作。 okay we'll get to work then
好吧 我们不要被压到 ok let's not get overwhelmed
每次一小步 从小的开始处理 we'll take it one step at a time let's start small
祝我生日快乐（O(∩_∩)O哈哈~） happy birthday to me
喔 max瞧瞧你 ooh Max well look at you
在夜晚结束的时候开始夜生活 start the night at the end of the night
这是我头一次看到你没穿"狱服"（指那件橘黄色的工作服）囧~~ this is the first time i've seen you out of the prison uniform
你看起来美极了 you look beautiful
哦 Earl咱结婚去 oh Earl let's get married
你们看什么呢 只是件衣服罢了 what are you starring at it's just clothes
max 你看起来像个淑女 Max you look like a lady
今晚当我做梦意淫咱俩在一起的时候 tonight when I dream of having sex with you as always
这次我会求你留下 this time I will ask you to stay
-Max 你看起来棒极了去约会 -那不是个约会 -Max you look perfect for you date -it's not a date
-那是 -不 那不是 -it is -no it's not
是一次约炮 it's booty call
我只是要和我朋友半夜爬到一个新的空白广告牌上搞艺术 there's a fresh white billboard I'm climbing with my friend and we're putting up hir artwork
约炮约到广告牌上 booty call on billbaord
两点半后 约的都是炮呀都是炮 if it's after 2:30 call is for the dirty
这话从哪来的 what's that from
苏斯博士的儿童图书大全? Dr.Seuss all the places you'll put it in?
好了伙计们消停会该干啥干啥去这没啥可看的 -Max ok boys break it up go brush the business there's nothing to see -Max
Max和Johnny的首次约会 欣慰啊 Max and Johnny's first date so proud
-不是约会 -记得11点前回家 早上11点呦 -it's not a date -be home by 11...A.M.
额 Max你得带着"保护措施" uh Max you got protection
-不 用我的吧 -用我的吧 -no I've got it -me,too
哦抱歉 这是一袋口香糖 no sorry that is pack of gum
我能摘下这个面具了么 can i take this mask off now?
带着这个兔子面具确实很热 ooh it is hot up in that bunny
带这个是不是为了不用众里寻他千百度 are you wearing this to know you'll be able to pick us out of a line up
没错 我总想看个有巨胸的老鼠... yeah that and I always wanted to see a rat with big boobs
好吧 现在到了艺术流程的最具决定性的时刻了 alright now for the most crucial part of the art process
喝啤酒休息时间 beer break
有道理 来这四分钟了 that make sense been here four minutes
还挺绅士 ooh gentleman
看那边 看到曼哈顿了么 look over there do you see manhattan
哦是呀 曼哈顿是个婊子 oh yeah she's a bitch
总是在你脸前炫耀那些你永远不能拥有的东西 always shoving stuff in your face you can never have it
是呀 我从不想住在曼哈顿 yeah I never want to leave manhattan
-因为你住不起?-没错 -cause you can't afford it? -yeah
尽管曼哈顿很美丽 she's beautiful though
的确是很美丽 yeah she is
好啦我们该继续工作了 well we should get back to work
兔子得跳跳啦 bunny's gotta hop
你到底要听我说几次他没有吻我 how many more times do you have to hear it he didn't kiss me
也许是时机不对 maybe it wasn't the right time
在100尺高空俯瞰纽约轮廓 overlooking the new york skyline a hundred feet in the air
沐浴着月光 是啊 "糟透了"的时机 bathed in moonlight yeah that's a crappy time
也许他没那么做因为他不知道你是否喜欢他 maybe he didn't make a move because he doesn't know you like him
我都倾着身体了 倾身想要吻他 I lean in I lean for a kiss
也许你有口气 你吃什么味重的东西了么 maybe you had a breath situation what did you eat what had you eaten?
-没有 -好吧 也许有时当你不吃的时候口气更糟? -nothing -ok but sometimes when you don't eat it's worse
因为你开始控制你的情绪然后你的胃口就会浮出内在的味儿 because you start to grind up your feelings then you get stomach breath
如果瑞恩高斯林有胃气我都不会亲 I wouldn't kiss Ryan Goslin with stomach breath
-喔我当然会 -我当然会 -yes I would -yes I would
我终于在报纸堆上的进程有突破了 I'm finally making progress on the papers
哦不 富兰克林死于小儿麻痹 oh no FDR died of polio
哦瞧 他们找到了治愈小儿麻痹症的办法了 oh look they cured polio
中彩了 这地儿就是个猫工厂 jackpot this place's a freaking cat factory
它们还活着多么令人愉快啊 and they're alive how refreshing
这里差不多有45只小猫咪在这个盒子里 there's like 45 kittens in this box
我确信这里的一只小猫中怀了小猫 and I think one of these kittens just had kittens
小猫怀小猫 kittens having kittens
-嘿 douglas我们发现了一些小猫 -不是我的猫 -hey Douglas we found some kittens -those are not my kittens
好吧 那这些堆积成山的手指饼包装纸哪来的 okay what about these mountain of butterfinger wrappers
那是我的 我需要那些 those are my wrappers I need those
我还没看到他本人我就爱死这个真人秀了 I haven't even seen him yet I love the show
douglas如果你愿意让我在ebay上卖这些有价值的东西 Douglas if you're comfortable with me selling all these sort of valueble stuff on Ebay
为什么你还需要留着一堆手指饼的包装纸 why do you need to keep a box of butterfinger wrappers
我不想再去想 I don't wanna think about it
瞧 max这就是当你需要去解决你的情绪时候发生的 see max this is waht happened when you need to deal with your feelings
开始时你会收集手指饼包装纸 it's start to collecting butterfinger rappers
接下来你会发现你变成老女人呆在家里独自纠结他为何没吻我 and next thing you kown you are old lady in a resthome and you're thinking why didn't he kiss me?
-为什么他没吻我?-我不知道 why didn't he kiss me - I don't kown
那你为什么没吻他 你明显喜欢他 对么 why didn't you kiss him you obviously like him right
max停止控制你的情感吧 承认你喜欢他 max stop holding you feeling just admit you like him
-我喜欢他 -很好 一箱手指饼包装纸消失了 -I like him - OK good there's one box of butterfinger wrappers gone
什么?! what?
Douglas 这是个比喻 Douglas it's a metaphor
所以下次你再见到他为何不先去吻他 so next time you see him why don't you just kiss him
我不知道我能不能做到先吻他 I don't kown if I can kiss him first
去吻他 这还需要准备? just kiss him already?
等等 这还有另一个人? wait there's another person in here
怎么了妈妈?-那是我的小猫 年轻的女士们 -what else mother? -those are my kittens young lady
等等 他囤了另一个囤囤族在这?碉堡了! hold up he is hoarding another hoarder in here? awesome
我真不敢相信你把那鸭嘴兽脚的残余放到垃圾里了 I can't believe you put the platypus foot rest for the trash
在ebay上我们至少可以卖三到六美元 on ebay we can get at least three to six dollar for it
我在告诉你一遍 那是个负鼠 而且至少死了三至六年了 I'm goona tell you that's one more time it's opposum and it died at leat 3 to 6years ago
我的天 johnny在这! oh my god there's John
这是个狗血言情电影的剧情 this is a Katherine Heigl move
你们在这个街区做什么呢? what you guys doing this neighborhood
哦 你好抱歉打断你 但这他喵的是怎么回事 oh ,hello sorry to interrupt you what the hell going on here
-这是 呃...-我是Cassandra 他的女友 你是谁 this is oh...I'm Cassandra his girlfriend who are you?
我是Max 额 这是我跟每个人打招呼的方式 I'm Max and oh..that's how we say hi to everyone
-姐特友好 -她友好过头了 -I'm incredible friendly -she's so friendly..
Earl 十号桌的 here's table 10 Earl
你还好么Max?小小鸟说你被伤了心 are you okay Max? rumor has it that he has your heart broken
-我没有伤心 -这就是我为什么不听信谣言 -I didn't had my heart broken -and that's why I don't listen to rumors
Max我宣布我结束了跟你男友Johnny的兄弟之情 Max I want to announced I ended my bromance with your boyfriend Johnny
我恨他恨到海枯石烂 I hate the player as well as the game
从来就不是我男友 never was my boyfriend
我愿意提供自己让你打一炮消解一下 I would like to offer myself for rebound sex
或者算了我还是给他狠揍一顿到屎都出来 or if not I can just beat the crap out of him
Caroline你有必要告诉全天下么 Caroline did you have to tell everyone?
我很抱歉但我不能把这事儿放在我脑子里 I'm sorry but I'm not keeping that in my head
我才不想收集手指饼的包装纸呢 I'm not going butterfingers
我真没想到他有女友 I can't believe he has a girlfriend
现在你高兴了?你让我承认我喜欢他然后让我吻他 are you happy now? you get me to admit that I like him and you get me to kiss him
然后我还吻了他那个美丽女友 还是英国黑玫瑰 and that I kiss his beautiful girlfriend who's black n British
我永远没法成为的酷事之一二 the two cool things I can never be
我很抱歉 但是他引诱你了 I'm sorry but he led you on
哦 是么?我认为是你还有Douglas的妈妈引诱我的 oh did he? I think you and Douglas's mother led me on
这不是我的错 他才是那个囤女人的人 this is not my fault he is the one who's hoarding women
-嗨-是啊 你非得再跑到老娘的地盘来一次 -我们能谈谈么? -hi - yeah you must be to come back in here -can we talk?
max上菜 3号桌 9号桌 69号桌 不好时机... pick up Max table 3 table 9 table 69...not a good time
-Max 听我说-Johnny 别说了 -Max look - Johnny stop
你没必要安慰我 没事 you don't need to"Max look"me it's cool
你从没引诱我 你从没把手放我身上 你甚至从没吻过我 you never led me on you never put your hands on me you never even kiss me
上菜了!嘿!最好确定一下他没有个辣妹女友同时还是英国黑玫瑰! food! hey better make sure he doesn't have a girlfriend who's beautiful black n British
Max 我想吻你我真的想吻你 我只是不想在我和别人在一起的时候做这种事 Max look I want to kiss you I want to kiss you I just didn't want to be the guy who did it when he's with someone else
听着 Max我没想到你会走进我的生活 look Max I didn't kown you gonna to come into my life
我并不想这样的 但是突然之间这些感觉占据了我的大脑 满脑子想的全是你 I don't kown I was gonna have these feeling for you but all the sudden it's Max all the time in my head
Cassandra和我之间有或者有过什么 Cassandra and I have or ..had something and there
我们有或者有过爱情 is or was love there
而我不知道怎么处理我对你的感觉了 and I don't kown what I'm suppose to do with all my feelings for you
Johnny我刚花了两天的时间收拾某人的垃圾 实话说 Johnny I just spend two days waving through someone else's garbage and quite frankly
我没那时间或精力去处理这些你脑子里上演的小丑糖果戏码 I don't have time or the energy to go through all the clowns and candy wrappers you got going on up in there
还有下次你再约炮约到广告牌的时候 and next time you invet someone to the booty call on a billboard
那不是约炮 it wasn't a booty call
我认为人人都知道深更半夜约的都是炮呀都是炮 I think everyone knows if it's after 2:30 the call's for the dirty
PS 我们认识六个多月了 你从来没告诉我你有个女友 and PS we've known each other for 6months and you never tell me you had a girlfriend
你应该带着老鼠面具 you should've worn the rat mask
她如是说 and that's all she wrote
聊以自慰时间? silver lining time?
幸好我们不用给Douglas和他妈换尿布? we didn't have to change Douglas and his mother's diapers?
在淘宝倒卖那堆垃圾给咱们的蛋糕生意赚了240美元啊 we make 240d for our cupcake business selling all that crap on eBay
是啊 钱虽挣到手 只是丢了魂 yeah I made some money and all I lost was my mind
想听点你不想听的么? want to hear something you don't wanna hear?
我觉得Johnny给你讲的 至少很美 I think what Johnny said to you was beautiful
你觉得松鼠抱着玉米蛋堡都很美 you think a squirrel holing a eggcorn is beautiful
他没碰你或亲你因为他不想和你从谎言中开始一段关系 he didn't touch or kiss you because he didn't want to start your relationship out of a lie
其实你说对了 你一直都对着呢 you know what? you're right you've right all along
我们确实很像罗密欧和朱丽叶 it is like Romeo and Juliet
所以我现在得回家 然后含恨自刎 and now I'm gonna go home and kill myself
我觉得浪漫不会我这条船 我只会让男人蛋疼而不是心疼 I don't think romance's in the carts for me I give guys blue balls not broken hearts
OMG 先别急着自刎朱丽叶 OMG don't kill yourself yet Juliet
他的浪漫绝对上了你这条船了 I definitely think romance is in your cart
-那不是我 -那也不是他女友啊 -that's not me -that's not his girlfriend
至少就承认那是你 他把你画上去是为了让你看见 多浪漫 come on would you at least admit that's you and he put it up there because he want you to see it and that's actually incredibly romantic
是呀 这最浪漫的画上画着一个男的 oh yeah that's the most romantic picture of a guy
好像在亲一个好像是我的女的 但是他没亲因为 who might be kissing someone who might look like me but he didn't because
他有个看着像个婊子的英国辣妹女友 he has a hot british girlfirend who seems like kind of a bitch
同时可能比我最碉堡的时候还碉堡 but is kind of cooler than I'll ever be
你胆敢整理这个想法 I dare you to organize that thought
没人比你更碉堡 there's no one cooler than you
看呀 你200尺高呢 you're 200feet tall
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