[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog ♪
♪ And Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Yeah!
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
[PURRS]
Whoo!
Oh, no!
Our sled's broken. Hey!
Let's build one out of snow. [LAUGHS]
What are you doing, Jake?
R-r-r-r-rah!
[BOTH LAUGH]
Sleds are for suckers.
Just ride on my gut.
[SLOSH! SLOSH! SLOSH!]
Okay! Unh!
Ha ha! Whoo! - FINN: Yeah!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Switch!
[BOTH LAUGHING] Whoo!
[LAUGHS]
[MUFFLED] Switch back!
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
Penguins!
Whoa!
[PENGUINS QUACKING]
Ha ha!
I'm a flying do-o-o-g!
FINN: [LAUGHS] Mathematical!
What?!
LCE KING: Who dares enter the lce Kingdom?
Aww. lce King's here.
You know why I'm here?!
Do you know what lce King means?!
Yeah, I know what
lce King means -- a big nerd.
[LAUGHS]
Oh! Holy cow.
It means I'm King
of lce, this is my domain, and
you're violating ice world
law -- trespassing!
Come on, brother.
We're just trying to beat the heat.
Yeah.
There's a big, sleepy lava man
in our front yard, and he is so hot.
Mm-hmm.
Wait, wait, no.
I take that back.
L-I mean not like "sexy" hot.
No. No.
You do mean "sexy" hot.
FINN: No! I mean --
I don't care!
This is my kingdom.
You guys can't just scoot about
on my land willy-nilly.
I've got rules here.
[SIGHS]
Why don't you just try being cool?
What?!
I am the King!
I am the King of -- of --
[BABBLING]
That's it!
Rise, monsters of snow, and go
beat up Finn and Jake!
Uh-oh.
[LAUGHS] Whoo!
[LAUGHS] [SQUAWKING]
Huh?
[SHRIEKS]
Yah!
[WARBLES] Whoo!
JAKE: Hoo-hoo-hoo, yeah! Ha ha!
Aw, man, that was great!
[GRUNTS]
You guys are gonna get it.
[LAUGHS] Yeah, sure.
Yeah, right, sure.
[BLAST!]
[GROANING]
Aw, I need a magic back. Uh!
[CRACK!]
[SIGHS]
Trail mix.
Yech.
Mmm, yogurt chip.
[CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!]
Tut, tut.
[SIGHING] Oh, man.
[SINGSONG VOICE] I'm back home.
Hello, ladies.
[GASPS] Oh, no! He's back!
He's back.
Oh, my God, he's back. Oh, my God.
Now, now.
[SINGSONG VOICE] I brought you
a baby...
and a puppy! [WHIP!]
[CLANG! CLANG! SMASH!] [BOTH GRUNT]
Finn! Are you okay?
Huh?
Wildberry Princess?
Hot Dog Princess?
What? I -- what's going on?
We're all prisoners, Finn. lce King!
What?
Why are you keeping
these girls prisoners, jerk?
You don't understand!
I collect Princesses because I
want to marry one.
Well, why'd you capture
six of them if you just want to marry one?
I'm collecting them
all first to be sure I make the right choice.
You're both too young to
understand, but marriage is a
serious thing and lasts forever.
You can't just rush into it, you know?
Ice King, don't do this.
Just let the girls go.
They don't want to be here.
Of course they do!
I would have killed them already
if they didn't want to be here.
Right, ladies?
[WARBLE! WARBLE!]
Bzzt, bzzt. Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm. Yes.
[SIGHS]
Don't worry, Princesses.
I pledge that Jake and I will
protect each and every one of you.
And furthermore, I vow to see
all of you happily married to
whatever sweet thing y'all want
to be married to. - Yay!
[GRUMBLES]
Rad!
All I need is something to spear
the lce King with.
Binoculars, toothbrush, water
bottle, rope, sweater, trail mix...
My flute!
[PLAYS WHIMSICAL MELODY]
Jah!
My flute!
Oh, nuts, dude.
You broke it when we tried
picking the lock to that sad ogre's heart.
Darn it!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
♪ Hee hee hee ♪
♪ Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ♪
Nice try, boy.
Princesses, did you see?
Did you see Finn fail?
Don't worry, Finn.
I'll get us out with... key hand!
Huh-ha!
Oh, no, you won't.
[ZAP!]
Jake!
Eat it.
I'm -- I'm okay.
Ice King, you had
better either set us free or
come in here and fight me!
'Cause, otherwise, I'm gonna
flip out! Aaah!
Oh, are you trying to hit me?
Well, excuse me, because I have
to go potty in the bathroom.
[GROWLS]
Ice King!
Finn!
[GROWLS] Huh?
Jake! You all right?
I'm fine, buddy.
Calm down and tend to the Princesses.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm sorry, Princesses.
Slime Princess, are you all right?
He's held us here for weeks,
questioning us about our
favorite sports and quirky behavior.
I tried to tell him as little as possible.
I understand.
And, Lumpy Space Princess, uh,
how do you fare? - I'm bored.
And I'm not having any fun.
LCE KING: Wha-a-a-t?
Not having any fun?
Last night I read you the story
of Baby What's-it and the Bottle Prince.
That wasn't fun.
That was lame.
Other Princesses,
do you feel the same way?
[PRINCESSES MURMURING NERVOUSLY]
When you say "lame, " do you
spell it I-a-m-e?
Well, here, watch. I'll show you.
We'll have some fun.
Fun's my middle name.
[HUMS AND PLAYS FUNKY MELODY]
Here, now, Wildberry Princess.
I need you to play this.
I don't know how.
Well, come here.
I'll teach you.
Put your hands through the bars.
Atta Princess. And do...
[HUMS AND PLAYS FUNKY MELODY]
I don't think I can.
Just play it like I showed you.
Leave her alone, lce King!
Play it, or I'll
squish you into juice!!
[SHAKILY] Oh, dear.
[PLAYS FUNKY MELODY]
Yeah!
Keep playing it.
Now everyone pick up an
instrument and play it.
Oh, this is gonna be so fun!
[GROWLS]
[DRUM SOLO]
[CACOPHONOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
What are you thinking, Finn?
I've almost devised a plan.
I'm gonna let him drum while I
finalize the details in my mind. - Sweet!
[PANTING]
[HUMMING]
[LAUGHS]
Oh, that was fun!
Hmm.
Ah! it was fun.
Hey, you should go get some more fun stuff.
You're right.
LCE KING: Good idea, Finn.
Good idea, indeed.
LCE KING: I hope they think
I'm fun.
All right.
I've got a plan for how to get out of here.
First, everyone needs to be
dancing and laughing and saying
fun things like "whoopee!"
Okay?
When the lce King comes back,
everyone play it up like we want
him to come inside the jail and
party with us.
And then, when he steps inside,
wham! -- I'm gonna beat the tar
out of him with these while you
all take care of Jake.
Everyone on board with this? - Uh-huh.
Sweet!
Nice plan, dude!
I think if everyone's saying
"Whoopee, " the plan won't work
'cause he'll know we're fakin' it.
Uh, good point, LSP.
I'm gonna say something fun
like, "Oh, yeah, I'm having a fun time.
Oh, my gosh.
Probably the best time I've ever
had in my entire life."
LCE KING: Make way for the fun tray.
[PRINCESSES SQUEALING]
Whoa. What's happenin'?
Oh, yeah. Oh.
Probably the best time I've ever had in my entire life.
Ha ha! So good!
The most fun in the world!
So good!
What is this?
We're having fun. Whoopee!
[SNIFFLES]
Because I left the room?
Because they like it here.
Because they like you.
Because you're a really fun guy.
I don't get this.
He's not buying it.
Dance harder.
Come on in here and party.
Want to dance with us, lce King?
Come on! Really?
You want to dance with me?
Oh, yeah.
Oh. Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Wow.
[CLATTER]
Okay!
Yes!
Whoopee!
[SMACK!] Ohh!
Wait. No!
[WARBLE!]
Don't leave!
I'll kill you all!
[SMACK!] Ohh!
Why are you doing this?
Everyone was finally warming up to me.
No!
That is not the case!
You're nuts, man!
And I don't know how to help
you, probably 'cause I'm just a simple dude.
But maybe you should talk to
someone with more life
experience, like Jake.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Finn, what are you doing?
Don't dump the lce King on me.
But you've got to get
it in your head, man -- putting
Princesses in jail is wrong!
Aah!
Finn, you just ruined my chances
with five or six potential wives! [WARBLE!]
For that, you will -- [SMACK!]
Ohh! Oh! Oh, my beard.
[SMACK!] [CLANK!]
[GROANS]
[THINKING] Why do people not like me?
Is it because I'm a magic user?
Or is my beard too shaggy? [SIGHS]
I try so hard to be a good
husband for girls.
What's wrong with me?
[WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE!]
Hoo! You're a sociopath.
Who are you?
[LAUGHING] I know.
You're probably a-a big nerd.
[LAUGHS]
Why don't you try being cool like me?
Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Oh, space dust is so ticklish.
[LAUGHS]
Heh? What happened?
Princesses?
Ohhh!
[ALL CHEERING]
Thank you for saving us, Finn.
You're welcome, Slime Princess.
And remember when you said
you'd vow to marry us to the
thing of our choosing?
[NERVOUSLY] Yes.
Well [LAUGHS] I'd like to marry you.
[ALL "OOHING"] - Oh.
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
Well, about that --
- Jake, help me! - Oh.
Uh... Slime Princess, you
shouldn't marry Finn.
He pees his pants constantly,
all the time.
Ew!
Oh, gross!
Put me down!
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
I'm sorry.
Jake! [GROWLS]
[JAKE LAUGHING]
[WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL!]
[TING!]
[FINN AND JAKE CHEERING]
- Yah! - [SCREAMS]
Whoo, swords!
Yeah, swords!
Swords! Whoo!
Oh, men and their swords.
You boys stop horsing around with my apples.
BOTH: Aw, Tree Trunks.
Now, come on on over.
I baked y'all an apple pie.
- JAKE: Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo! - FINN: Whoo! Apple pie!
I'm gonna eat it all before you even get there!
Noooooo!
[HUMMING]
Apple pie.
- Don't let him eat it all! - [LAUGHS]
Now, you boys behave yourselves and sit down.
Ohh!
Shoo, fly!
Get off my apple pie! Ugh!
A fly landed on my pie.
That's no good.
Bye-bye.
Why are you throwing the pie away?!
BOTH: Ugh!
Flies wanted it, they can have it.
[OVEN BELL DINGS]
Anyways, don't y'all worry, 'cause a new pie's coming
in a wag of a lamby's tail.
BOTH: New pie? Yeah!
Whoo-hoo! Pie! Yeah!
Here ya are. - Whoa!
Come on. Go ahead.
[BOTH MUNCHING LOUDLY]
What'd ya think?
Best apple pie ever!
Oh, Jake.
Thank you, but that isn't the best apple pie.
What are you talking about, Tree Trunks?
What could be better than your apple pie?
You ate all the pie.
Finn, what would you do if you could do anything?
Anything?
Well, I'd catch a shooting star
and travel to outer space and fight space monsters.
I'd carve my face on the moon
so the moon would look like my face.
What would you do, Tree Trunks?
I would go pick an apple.
Lame.
[SMACK!] I-I'm sorry.
L-I mean, it's just that you pick apples every day.
This apple ain't like the apples that I pick.
They say it's the apple of apples,
rarest kind of all.
Legends call it the crystal gem apple.
Ugh!
- That sounds awesome! - Where is it?
I heard that it grows in the deepest end
of the evil dark forest.
Whoo! Tree Trunks, you got to go pick that apple.
Yeah!
What? Me? Oh, no.
I'm just a cute little elephant.
I'm not cut out for adventuring.
Tree Trunks, this is your dream.
Think about eating that apple with your own mouth.
Or your trunk!
Imagine the flavor.
And your satisfied face!
Really? You think I can handle the scary dark forest?
Yeah! And we'll help you.
We love you, Tree Trunks.
Okay, I'll do it.
Call me Adventurer Tree Trunk.
Yeah! Tree Trunks!
I love being so high up from the ground.
[CHUCKLES]
Psst.
I could take you even higher on my shoulders, Tree Trunks.
No, Jake. She has a weak heart.
Oh, yeah.
Ew! Why is this ground all squishy?
Whatever it is, I'm liking it! Oh, yeah!
I want to try. Okay.
I'm cool with letting you do whatever you want.
[LAUGHS]
It's like some cookie dough.
[GROWLS]
Oh. Hello, there.
Huh?
Uh, Tree Trunks, stay away from that.
BOTH: Aah!
Aah! Unh! Ugh!
You're gonna get it, wall of flesh!
Yuh! Yuh! Yuh! Yuh! Yuh!
Yuh! Yu-u-u-h!
An eye.
And a mouth.
Well, I think I've got the perfect thing
for him or her.
Stickers! - [GASPS]
Careful, Tree Trunks. This thing is evil.
Here's a rainbow sticker.
[GROWLS]
And here's a scratch-and-sniff sticker,
smells just like a pickle.
Oh.
And this one's a holographic unicorn.
But it doesn't have a horn.
Oh!
Now, what you doin'?
Huh?
Tree Trunks!
Ha-a-a-a-a-ah!
[SCREAMING]
You better stay in that tree, baby!
Tree Trunks, were you putting stickers
on that evil monster? - Yes.
L-I thought it needed some
tender love and affection.
Oh! What a pretty butterfly.
[LAUGHS]
Tree Trunks? [SIGHS]
Jake, I just realized that Tree Trunks
is old and bonkers.
We can't take her through that evil dark forest.
Ah, she'll be fine. Everything's fine.
- But the monsters. - It's fine. it's fine!
Are you sure?
'Cause she has zero adventurer training.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine. She'll be fine.
L-I-it's fine. it's fine. It's fine.
[LAUGHS]
Maybe it ls fine. Tree Trunks?
Where'd she go?
FINN: Tree Trunks?
TREE TRUNKS: [LAUGHS] Oh!
[SIGNPOSTS GROWLING]
We got to find her, Jake. Tree Trunks!
Where are you, Tree Trunks?
And here's your teacup,
and here's my teacup.
BOTH: Tree Trunks?
[BOTH GASP]
And here's your sandwich. - [GROWLS]
Oops, you dropped it.
Tree Trunks! Run!
Oh, hey, Finn.
Hyah!
Time to call your mamas, evil signposts.
[GROWLS]
[GRUNTING]
Patience, boys.
There's enough tea for everyone.
[GRUNTING]
No!
Oh, what a nice hug.
[GRUNTS]
I'm not hugging you! [GRUNTS]
I'm trying to [GRUNTS] save your life!
[GRUNTS] There's too many!
Finn?! [GROWLS]
[WHOOSH!]
Oh, Finn.
That tea party was crumbier than a big ol' biscuit.
Aah!
Tree Trunks, I'm all jacked up because of you.
Look at my jacked-up face!
Are you mad at me?
[SIGHS] No. I'm not mad at you.
You're too supercute for me to be mad at you.
And you're a topnotch adventurer.
Now, let's go find and eat the heck
out of that crystal gem apple together.
[HISSING AND GROWLING]
Dang it!
You go fight.
I'll keep Tree Trunks out of trouble.
Awesome!
[GRUNTING]
Uh, Jake, I think Finn's getting jacked up again.
Yeah, Finn can handle it. He's 12.
I think I know a way to help him out.
Uh, you should stay here, Tree Trunks.
But Finn said I was a topnotch adventurer.
And my adventurous instincts tell me
to seduce that tentacled critter
with my womanly charms
and elephant prowess.
Uh, no way.
[GRUNTING]
Huh?! What are you doing here, Tree Trunks?
Wha! Ugh!
I'm helping you by tempting this guy with...
[SEDUCTIVELY] my body.
It's not a guy, Tree Trunks!
It's a snake-armed ruby brain beast.
Even brain beasts get lonely, Finn.
Jake, you were supposed to watch her.
She got past me, man.
I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me.
Get her out of here!
Huh?! Uh-oh!
♪ Da da da-da da da ♪
Finn! Kill it!
I can't find its magic-gem weak spot.
FINN: Oh! There it is.
Ya-a-a-a-a-h!
[WARBLE!]
[LAUGHS] I did it! I helped!
I'm the sexiest adventurer in the world.
Tree Trunks, you're not an adventurer!
You nearly got yourself killed -- again!
Do you want to die, Tree Trunks?!
Is that what you think adventurers do --
die and make all their friends feel terrible
'cause they couldn't save you?!
[SNIFFLES]
Whoa, man.
L-I'm going home now.
[SOBBING]
[SIGHS] Tree Trunks...
Tree Trunks!
Don't follow me!
Oh, Finn,
you shouldn't yell at cuties
that just want to help you.
Ohh!
Man, I feel horrible.
I was only yelling because I care about her safety.
That's what happens when you care too much, dude.
[TREE TRUNKS SCREAMS IN DISTANCE]
BOTH: [PANTING] Tree Trunks!
Finn! I found the crystal gem apple.
[TWINKLE!]
Whoo-hoo!
You're the man, Tree Trunks.
Tree Trunks, I'm a huge butt guy for getting mad at you.
I'm a huge fart. I was only upset
because I love you and I don't wanna see you get hurt.
That's precious, Finn.
And I'll accept your apology
if you let me kiss your cheek.
Uh... I don't -- I don't know. I --
Whoa. Let her kiss your cheek, man.
It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
[DISTORTED] Whoa!
BOTH: Huh?
Let her kiss your cheek, man.
It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Uh... I don't know.
A crystal guardian!
Tree Trunks, stay out of the monster battle this time.
I don't want you getting hurt.
All right. I promise I will.
Radical!
Back off, you!
Stop copying me!
[GROWLS]
Stop copying me! [GROWLS]
Aaaaaah! [CLUNK!]
Aaaah!
[GRUNTS] Ow!
Finn!
[GROWLS]
[CLUNK!] Ohh!
Ow!
He's copying everything we do.
[HUMMING]
[TUNE PLAYING]
Hey, it's my butterfly friend.
That's precious.
♪ Da da-da da da da da ♪
Whoo! Shake it, Tree Trunks!
♪ Da da-da da da da ♪
Jam clam!
Let's beat it up while it's copying Tree Trunks.
BOTH: Ya-a-a-a-h!
Oh, crud.
This is barf, dude.
Oh, man!
I'm a total moron.
We got to fight this one Tree Trunks-style.
I'll get the makeup!
[MID-TEMPO VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, crystal guardian!
Are you okay with Tree Trunks taking a bite of that apple?
- I'm okay with it. - I'm okay with it.
- And I'm stupid. - And I'm stupid.
[LAUGHS]
You heard the guardian, T.T. Bite that thing.
Okay!
[MUNCH!]
Whoo! How's it taste, Tree Trunks?
Yeah, how is it?
[POP!]
[LOW-PITCHED THROAT SINGING]
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪