我不可能一个人找到反应堆 I won't be able to uncover this reactor by myself.
为了从查道科手中拯救这个世界 我需要援救 To save the world from Zaydock, I'm gonna need some help.
救援人员赶到 Help has arrived.
我是贾克斯·冯·哈布斯堡 I am Jax von Hapsburg.
查道科将会被 Zaydock is about to get...
贾克斯 Jaxed.
没错 Yes!
卡 就 就卡 Cut! Just... just cut.
刚才是不是超棒 我懂的 Was that too awesome? I gotcha.
你可以给我减百分之二十 I can give you 20% less awesome.
但是 我没法做到 No, I can't.
-哦 -嘿 鲁太太 -Oh. -Hey, Mrs. R.
自卸车 我们明天才和安迪的爸爸见面呢 Dump Truck, our meeting with Andie's father isn't until tomorrow.
恩 就是因为那个 我 Yeah, about that. I've...
我对明天的见面会 I've been feeling some nerviosity
既期待又紧张 in anticipation of said meeting.
-好吧 进来 -好 -Mkay, well, come in. -All right.
-进来坐 -好 -Come in. -All right.
要我怎么帮你呢 How can I help?
第一个困扰我的 My first predicament:
我是穿这件皮衣还是这件 should I go with this leather jacket or this one?
你看看 我感觉第二件穿起来给人感觉是 See, I feel like the second one really lets you know that
假如你越界了 我可以狠狠地揍你一顿 I can give you a good pounding if you step out of line,
-你懂我说的么 -我懂了 -you know what I mean? -Okay.
所以 在这里打断你一下 So, um, let me stop you right there.
我不觉得你想要给 I don't think that the look you want
安迪爸爸留下一个你是街头恶棍这样的形象 to impress Andie's dad is aggressive street ruffian.
是的 See?
这就是我为什么要来找你的原因 This is why I came to you.
你知识渊博 You are a knower of things.
那我应该怎样保持绅士风度 Also, how do I project an air of gentlemanliness
而不是 像 这幅混蛋样 without, you know, looking like a jerk?
哦 一个良好的态度是一个好的开端 Oh, good posture is always nice.
态度 恩恩 Posture. Mm-hmm...
我知道你要做什么了 I see where you're going with this.
我一点没看出来你要做什么 I did not see where you were going with this.
走过来 Walk to me.
如果你态度正 走的也正 书就不会从你头上掉下来 If your posture is proper, the book will not fall off your head.
好 All right.
恩 挺好 Mm. All right.
-快看啊 -做的很 哦 -Look at that. -It's pretty... Ooh!
这傻逼书让我难堪 Stupid book making me look bad!
啊 我超饿 Ugh, I am starving.
先生们 我们今天要烤什么肉啊 What are we barbecuing, gentlemen?
恩 今天晚上不做烧烤了 Uh, no barbecue tonight.
今晚要自己做披萨和沙拉 It's make-your-own pizza and salad instead.
你也可以用烤架做披萨啊 You can also make pizza on the grill.
当然不 大家都知道披萨用烤箱做更好 Nah. Everybody knows pizza's way better in the oven.
真是个傻烤架 You are one silly grilly.
好好享受今晚的披萨吧 Enjoy your pizza.
做晚饭啦 Okay, let's make dinner!
哦 Oh. Oh!
啊 Aah!
天啊 冰箱怎么会像个火炉一样啊 -什么 -Oh, the fridge is as hot as a blast furnace. -What?
吃的也都馊了 And all the food is spoiled!
这很奇怪啊 Well, that's weird.
肉怎么还是冰冻的 The meat drawer is still cold.
你看是不是烤架做的这些事 Do you think the grill did this?
不啊 埃文 No, Evan.
我猜是榨汁机做的 I think the blender did it.
当然是烤架做的了 Of course it was the grill!
我妈妈说吼别人是可怜人的行为 My mother says sarcasm is the poor man's wit.
我给了他遥控家电的权利 I gave him control of the appliances
他马上就把冰箱里的所有食物 and he super-heated the refrigerator
除了肉以外都热馊了 and instantly spoiled everything but the meat!
是时候把机子关了 It's time to shut this down.
你自己做的披萨怎么样啊 How did make-your-own pizza turn out for you?
哈哈哈 Ha. Ha. Ha.
够了 我要拉了你的电 That's it. I'm pulling the plug.
我才不会让你这样做呢 I can't allow you to do that, boys.
丽芙 谢天谢地你终于来啦 Liv! Thank goodness you're here.
我们已经把一个场景拍一天了 We've been shooting the same scene all day.
拍了整整八十五次 85 takes.
哦 Oh...
是不是又是乔什 Oh, no. Is it Josh?
不 No.
是 贾克斯·冯·哈布斯堡 It's Jax von Hapsburg.
谁是贾克斯·冯 Who's Jax von...
乔伊 Joey.
他把这里搞得乱七八糟 He's run amok.
-快去搞定他 -好 -Go un-muck him! -Okay.
嘿 乔伊 Hey, Joey.
-丽芙 等等 -那 好吧 -Liv, wait. -So-- Okay.
我刚刚想清楚 I just figured out
贾克斯·冯·哈布斯堡的代表武器 Jax von Hapsburg's signature weapon.
-悠悠球 -行 -The atomic yo-yo. -Okay.
“时间的终点” "Evil just ran out of time."
滴答 滴答 滴答 Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.
乔伊 别弄了 Joey, stop.
你来这里是为了帮乔什找回自信的 You are here to boost Josh's confidence.
不是给你钱来表演的 好么 We're not paying you to act, okay?
给你钱是为了让你成为他的朋友的 We're paying you to be his friend.
什么 What?
你付钱让他做我朋友的 You're paying him to hang out with me?
乔伊 我以为我们是好兄弟 Joey, I thought we were buddies.
还有你 我以为我们应该是好朋友 And I thought we were friends.
直到那天 And that was the day...
贾克斯·冯·哈布斯堡留下了他的第一滴眼泪 that Jax von Hapsburg shed his first tear.
哟 哟 哟 看看谁来了 Well, well, look who it is.
如果你答应我们不来咬我们 我们会给你一个惊喜 If you promise not to bite us, we have a surprise for you.
我们很抱歉昨天那样对你 所以我们送了你一份礼物 We felt bad about yesterday, so we got you a gift:
轮胎 all terrain tires.
只要你装上了这个 我们可以随时随地的烧烤 Once we put them on you, we can barbecue anywhere.
我们才不是真的给他装轮胎呢 Tee-hee! We're not really putting tires on.
-我们骗他的 -嘘 -We're being duplicitous. -Shh!
别把惊喜说出去了啊 Don't spoil the surprise!
你感觉这新轮胎怎么样啊 What do you think of your new tires?
我都不知道我是应该烧烤还是跳舞了 I don't know if I should barbecue or dance.
你可以同时做啊 You can do both.
给你倒计时 Let me give you a countdown.
三 Three...
二 一 two... one.
什么 别 What? No!
你居然背叛我 You betrayed me!
我的烤箱是不是上天了 Is that my grill heading up to space?
其实 根据我的计算 Actually, according to my calculations,
会在湖的上空爆炸 再落入湖中 it should explode and splash down in Lake Hacheemachee.
他这么做是因为智能烤架变坏了 He did it because the smart grill turned evil.
我觉得其实应该可以不这么极端的 I feel like there were less drastic choices,
但是这样更好玩 but it was pretty awesome.
哦 来了 Oh. Coming!
爸 快进来 Come on, Dad!
行 我进来 Fine. I'm here.
不代表我想进来 But I'm not happy about this.
好 欢迎 布斯塔曼特先生 Well, welcome, Mr. Bustamante.
很感谢你愿意光临寒舍 Thank you for agreeing to sit down with us.
我相信在这你会给出一个合理的方案 I know that you'll give the Andie-Dump Truck issue
去解决安迪和自卸车的问题 the reasonable consideration that it deserves.
自卸车在哪呢 Where is Dump Truck?
让我猜猜 他根本就还没到 Let me guess, he's not even here yet.
知道为什么么 You know why?
因为他是个懒鬼 Because he's a crumb-bum!
爸 给他一个机会 Dad, give him a chance.
我会给他一个机会的 I will never give him a chance.
知道为什么么 You know why?
因为他是 Because he's...
个懒鬼 A crumb-bum!
好了 Okay.
布斯塔曼特先生 我向你保证 自卸车是个好人 I assure you, Mr. Bustamante, Dump Truck is a good guy.
晚上好 贵宾们 Good evening, honored guests.
你们想来一些茶配煎饼么 Wouldst thou like some tea and/or crumpets?
我要 但是不代表我喜欢 I'll have it, but I won't like it.
他这在做什么 What is he doing?
我把他从街头恶棍 I have turned your aggressive street ruffian
培育成一个标准的绅士 into a sophisticated society gent.
不用谢 You're welcome.
-衣服很好看啊 -谢谢 先生 -Nice suit. -Thank you, sir.
既然点心已经上了 Now that the refreshments have been served,
那我们进入正题吧 let's move on to the pleasantries.
那说说歌剧吧 How 'bout that opera?
那整个事情 怎么样 That's a whole thing, huh?
如你所见 As you can see,
自卸车是个有礼貌的 衣冠楚楚的绅士 Dump Truck is a refined, well-dressed gentleman.
这只老虎已经改变了他的类型什么的 Truly this tiger has changed his stripes and whatnot, you know?
-是是是 什么都变了 -对 -Exactly. Whatnot. -Yeah.
如果你愿意祝福我和你的女儿在一起 And I would love to have your blessings to see your daughter.
恩 Hm.
对不起 我不感兴趣了 Sorry, not interested.
什么 What?
我 我做了煎饼啊 I-- I made crumpets.
这根本不是你 This isn't you.
穿着又老又旧的夹克的人在哪呢 Where's the guy who wears an old, worn out leather jacket?
他还会说“哇 嘿 哟” And says things like, "Whoa, hey, yo"?
他更不会假装成另一个人 And never pretends to be something he's not?
那才是我认识的自卸车 That's the Dump Truck I know
我真的真的真的很喜欢他 and I really, really, really like him.
哦 Oh.
三个真的 Three "Really"S.
我脸红了吗 Am I blushing or what?
听着 我 我很抱歉 Look, I'm-- I'm sorry.
我做这些是为了 你知道的 I did all this stuff so that I could, you know,
给你爸爸留下一个好印象 但是我发现 impress your father, and the only person
我唯一想要留下好印象的人是你 I wanted to impress is you.
哇 Wow.
你刚刚说的话是一个真正的绅士才会说的 What you just said could only be said by a real gentleman.
我可能错怪你了 I think that I was wrong about you.
所以 你愿意祝福我们了么 我能和他出去么 So, do we have your blessing? Can I go out with him?
当然不能 Absolutely not!
我才不要我家闺女和一个叫自卸车的人出去呢 I can't have my daughter dating a guy named Dump Truck.
行 Fine.
这样吧 只要你同意我和安迪在一起 Look, if it allows me to date Andie,
我愿意用我的原名 I will from this point forward go by my given name...
马里恩·查克柏格 Marion Truckberg.
哦 Oof.
那你还是叫自卸车吧 Stick to Dump Truck.
-真的 好 我会这么做的 -Yeah? -All right, I will.
嘿 乔什 Hey, Josh.
嘿 兄弟 怎么样了 Hey, buddy. How you doin'?
那要看 That depends.
丽芙花多少钱让你来问我了 How much did Liv pay you to ask that?
乔什 我们真的不是故意伤害的感情的 Josh, we really never meant to hurt your feelings.
我们只是想重建你的信心 We were just trying to rebuild your confidence.
我不觉得 花钱请乔伊做我朋友 Well, paying Joey to be my friend
能够重建我的信心 wasn't the best way to rebuild my confidence.
兄弟 我不是假装有这段感情的 Dude, I wasn't faking the friendship.
和你出去玩是免费的 I'd hang out with you for free.
-真的么 -当然了 兄弟 -Seriously? -Yeah. Absolutely, man.
我只是刚刚尝到名气的甜头 而且尝起来 嗯嗯嗯 I just got a taste of fame and mm, mm, mm,
怎么能那么好呢 she tastes so good.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
嘿 别因为你当了贾克斯·冯·哈布斯堡而道歉 Hey, don't you apologize for Jax von Hapsburg.
他几乎是这最棒的事了 He was the one good thing to come out of this.
说真的么 For real?
真的 Yeah.
我会对我技术精湛的好伙计撒谎么 I mean, would I lie to my tech-savvy sidekick?
你不会 You would not.
兄弟抱 Bro hug?
啊 Ah.
恩 Um...
这很尴尬啊 that was super weird...
但我 我感觉很糟糕 but I-- I feel awful.
我不应该在你背后搞这些的 对不起 I never should have gone behind your back. I'm sorry.
-是的 这些事不厚道 -恩恩 -Yeah, that wasn't cool. -Mm-mm.
但是我很感谢你愿意帮助我 But I do appreciate you trying to help.
我当时乱透了 是不是 I was a hot mess, wasn't I?
是的 你的确乱了 Yeah, you were.
你都快忘了怎么呼吸了 You forgot how to breathe.
原谅我吧 Do you forgive me?
给个兄弟抱我就接受 I will after a bro hug.
我真的不想 I'd really rather not.
但你必须这么做 You're gonna have to.
啊 好吧 Ugh, all right.
兄弟抱一抱 Let's bro hug it out.
既然现在我们可以随意出现在公共场合了 Hey, now that we're free to socialize publicly,
愿不愿意用冻酸奶庆祝一下 care to join me for a celebratory frozen yogurt?
我当然愿意了 I'd love that...
马里恩 Marion.
好 走吧 All right, come on.
有人用功夫踢了我的车门 Somebody karate kicked the door to my car.
我知道是你 自卸车 I know it was you, Dump Truck.
喔 喔 喔 等等 那不是我 我发誓 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, it wasn't me, I swear.
那肯定是 It must have been, uh...
贾克斯·冯·哈布斯堡 Jax von Hapsburg!
我为你而来 贾克斯 I'm comin' for you, Jax!
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no!
自卸车 我错怪了 Dump Truck, I was wrong about you.
你很好 You're all right!
他是个混蛋 He's a crumb-bum!