- 該走了 - 好 - Yo, let's go.- yep.
♪ yeah, building a house so it ♪
♪ can fall at the first brick ♪
♪ if the cement don't stick ♪
♪ but i've been told that it only gets harder from there ♪
♪ mm, i said now that i'm young, i just do what i do ♪
♪ i don't second-guess too much ♪
♪ shed my ties, and i'm not that wise ♪
♪ i'm not a grown-up... ♪
兄弟 我們得自己找個店面 We have got to get a retail space, man.
我真受夠那些承包商了 I'm so over these contractors
整天壓榨我們的利潤 Nickel and diming our margins all day.
好的 知道了 Yeah. i hear you, man.
注意玻璃 Watch the mirror.
搞定 That's it.
馬上就好 Come on, man.
兄弟 我是泰山 Hey, Pal, it's Tarzan.
在谷歌找到了你的電話 希望沒錯 Found your number on google. hope it's the right one.
聽著 我知道過了好久了 Look, I know it's been a while,
但既然我們是從坦帕開始的 But since we're coming up through tampa,
我猜你會想知道 I figured you'd want to know.
達拉斯有個壞消息 I got some real bad news about Dallas.
他不在了 兄弟 He's gone, bro.
我能幫你嗎 Can I help you?
你好 我是來守靈的 Hi. I'm here for the wake.
這裏沒有守靈儀式呀 There's no wake here.
各就各位 All aboard!
好吧 抱歉 我好像聽見他們了 Okay. sorry. i think i actually hear it.
來吧 寶貝 Come on, baby!
我的天 什麼風把你也吹來了 Holy shit. what the fuck are you doing here?
你的浴巾 浴巾 浴巾啊 Your towel. your towel. your towel.
哦耶 隨它去 親愛的 Oh. yeah. just go with it, baby.
大傢伙 接穩了喲 Hey, fellas! catch and release!
不要 不要 不 No! no, no, no!
♪ millions of people living as foes ♪
入水動作不錯嘛 Nice entrance.
嘿 你穿這身行頭來幹嘛 老兄 Hey, what's with this fucking suit, bro?
我也不知道 Well, i don't know.
某人告訴我來這參加守靈 Somebody told me this was a wake.
啥守靈 A wake?
是啊 達拉斯的 他還活著嗎 Yeah. Dallas. he's not dead?
是你說他死了麼 You told him he was dead?
我們只是想要你過來 可我們 We were gonna invite you, but we got --
喝多了兩杯 我們覺得 But we had a fucking couple of drinks, and we were like,
他有妞兒又有活兒干 "he's got the girl and the job,
除非我們能實在吸引到他 否則請不動他 And he's not gonna come unless we really get his attention."
好吧 如果沒死 那他人呢 Okay, If he's not dead, then where is he?
他特麼拋棄我們了 找了些小鮮肉 He fucking bailed on us, man. he took the kid.
到國外去發展了 Started a new show overseas.
喔 哪兒 Wow. where?
澳蒙 Macaw.
澳門 Macau.
遙遠的中國 Fucking china.
某些操蛋的投資商花了大筆銀子請達拉斯 Some d-bag investor offered Dallas a whole bunch of money --
別再提他 別增加這個名字的力量了 Don't say his name, man. don't give it that power.
我就要說他的名字 他又不是什麼伏地魔 I can say his name. he's not fucking voldemort.
媽的 第一次你從陽台上翻了下去 Fuckin' first time you backflipped off that balcony
還是在大半夜 In the middle of the night.
我還想再試一次 結果萎了 I was thinking about doing it again and then punked out.
她來了 看看 小酸酸 Here she is. yeah, liquid acid, man.
能讓你找回最初的樣子 That'll take you back to the original self.
不 別和我扯犢子 老兄 No, fuck that shit, man.
我醒來發現自己在停車場的一台車子底下 I woke up under a car in the parking lot.
- 白影 來認識下麥奇 - 嗨 - White shadow, meet mikey. - hi.
- 麥奇·萊恩 白影. - 知道 我們見過了 - Mikey lane, white shadow. - yeah. we've met.
- 喔 我想她對你有好感哦 麥克 - 好了 Oh, I think she likes you, mike.- all right.
好 好 好 夠了 她絕對喜歡你 Okay. okay. okay. oh, yeah, she definitely likes you.
臥槽 Jesus fuck.
看起來還不錯啊 麥克 最近怎麼樣 You look good, mike. how's everything going, man?
都不錯 老兄 Things are good, man.
還真是不錯 最近生意壓力大啊 They're really good. the business is crushing it.
訂單多 可僱員太少 We got so many orders, i don't even have enough employees.
嗯 我都不知道 Uh, i don't know.
我們準備繼續擴大 再開個銷售點 We're about to expand and get a retail spot.
- 那挺不錯啊 兄弟 - 是啊 兄弟 我只是 - That's nice, man. - yeah. dude, i'm just --
我只是很高興可以經營自己的事業 I'm just happy to be running my own show for once.
我感覺還不錯 I feel that one.
你的那個她還好麼 How's the old girl?
她挺好的 嗯 She's good, man. yeah.
- 真的 - 真的 我是說 - Yeah? - yeah, i mean...
你們 你們都還沒告訴我 You guys -- you still haven't told me
你們最近在坦帕過得如何 What the fuck y'all are doing in tampa.
今天你會看到的 老弟 Today, you are looking at it, brother.
盡情沐浴在我們的好運光輝下吧 Just basking in the glory of our good fortune.
明天我們就要動身去美特爾海灘了 But tomorrow we start the pilgrimage to myrtle beach
- 去參加大會 - 不錯 - For the convention. - that's right.
最後一支舞了 寶貝 One last fucking ride, baby.
達拉斯走了之後怎麼樣 How's that work without Dallas?
這個嘛 我們…托比亞斯是新主持 Well, you see, we, uh... tobias is gonna m.c.
好了 好了 好了 All right, all right, all right!
各位美女今晚過得如何 How y'all ladies doing here tonight?
這絕對能成 That's totally gonna work.
就這麼來 Just do it just like that.
我們還有幾天可以好好完善下 We got a couple days to perfect that.
嗯 你看 Uh, look.
關鍵是我們還有兩場怪誕秀 The point is we still got two freak shows,
一場基本算不上跳舞 One who can barely dance.
另一出有色人種舞麼 One... person of color?
我想你的意思是兩人 I think you mean two.
我是說 你是阿爾及利亞人 兄弟 I mean, you're fucking algerian, bro.
亞美尼亞人 混蛋 Armenian, asshole.
噢 沒錯 對的 亞美尼亞 Oh, right. yeah. armenia.
肌膚雪白的肯恩秀（註：肯恩是芭比娃娃的男朋友） One snowy white ken doll
表演給那些優質基督徒小美女們看 For all those good little christian women.
現場秀 Present.
我是說 還想要別的什麼嘛 I mean, what the fuck more do you need?
是不是 Right?
活在當下 活在當下 Seize the day! seize the day.
- 我沒錯吧 - 沒錯 - Am I right? - Yeah! yes.
如果我對這份營生的 I'm goddamned if i'm gonna let
最終記憶被人搞砸了 my last memory of this business
- 那我就糟糕透了 - 沒錯 - Be getting laid off. - that's right.
如果我要淹死 我也要淹死在… If i'm going down, i'm going down in a -- in a --
在該死的鈔票海嘯之中 In a fuckin' tsunami of dollar bills!
- 贊不讚我 - 好 - Can i get an "amen"? - yes.
贊啊 兄弟 來得更洶涌吧 Amen, brother! make it rain!
阿門 Amen!
好了 鋸斷這個 再打磨上色就好 All right, let's cut this, then sand it and stain it.
嘿 麥克 那件事你還有什麼要說的麼 Hey, mike, any word on that thing we talked about?
呃 這個… Uh... y-- look.
是的 嗯 嗯 是這樣 Yes, uh, is -- is the answer,
不過我得說現在還不行 but it just can't be right now
我是說 在給你購買保險之前 I mean, we need a couple more reliable accounts
我們需要一個更加可靠的賬戶 Before i can get a policy for you.
好麼 All right?
你先回去吧 Yo, get outta here.
回家吃飯 陪陪家人 我自己能行 Go have dinner with your family. i can do this.
兄弟 拜託 沒事的 Nah, man. come on. it's no problem, man.
沒事 沒關係的 真的 Come on, it's fine. seriously.
- 好麼 - 我可以的 可以的 回吧 - Yeah? - i got it. i got it. go home.
謝了 謝了 兄弟 Thanks. thanks, brother.
您正在收聽嘻哈金色年華 You're listening to the golden age of hip-hop.
Spotify獨家播出 Only on spotify.
♪ 我現在還是單身 ♪ ♪ i'm just a bachelor ♪
♪ 我正在找另一半 ♪ ♪ i'm looking for a partner ♪
♪ 他能在馬上馳騁 ♪ ♪ someone who knows how to ride ♪
♪ 從未被甩下馬 ♪ ♪ without even falling off ♪
♪ 他能夠包容我 ♪ ♪ got to be compatible ♪
♪ 激發我的潛力 ♪ ♪ takes to my limits ♪
♪ 親愛的 當我們分開 ♪ ♪ girl, when i break you off ♪
♪ 你也絕對不想離我而去 ♪ ♪ i promise that you won't want to get off ♪
♪ 你是如此妖嬈 ♪ ♪ you're horny ♪
♪ 讓我們繼續 ♪ ♪ let's do it ♪
♪ 馳騁 ♪ ♪ ride it ♪
♪ 我的小馬駒 ♪ ♪ my pony ♪
♪ 我的馬鞍在急不可耐 ♪ ♪ my saddle's waiting ♪
♪ 快來我身上 ♪ ♪ come and jump on it ♪
♪ 你是如此妖嬈 ♪ ♪ you're horny ♪
♪ 讓我們繼續 ♪ ♪ let's do it ♪
♪ 馳騁 ♪ ♪ ride it ♪
♪ 我的小馬駒 ♪ ♪ my pony ♪
♪ 我的馬鞍在急不可耐 ♪ ♪ my saddle's waiting ♪
♪ 快來我身上 ♪ ♪ come and jump on it ♪
♪ 你動人的坐姿 ♪ ♪ sittin' here flossin' ♪
♪ 悄悄窺視著你 ♪ ♪ peepin' your steelo ♪
♪ 只要一有機會 ♪ ♪ just once if i have the chance ♪
♪ 我將與你繼續 ♪ ♪ the things i will do to you ♪
♪ 你和你的肌膚 ♪ ♪ you and your body ♪
♪ 每一寸肌膚 ♪ ♪ every single portion ♪
注意行李安全 舞鞋都帶了麼 Make sure it's secure. pack the pump?
給你也帶個 Brought one for you, too.
好了 都固定好了 All right. that's got the brace.
- 你把護膝帶上 - 收到 - You got the knee brace in there. - copy.
嘿 肯恩 你那個無盡夏日 Hey, ken, you got that endless
美黑噴霧帶了嗎 summer spray tan mix, brother
必然帶了 兄弟 最先裝的就是它 You know i do, brother. first thing i packed.
有多餘的地方騰出來給這個混蛋嗎 Y'all got room for one more on this motherfucker?
你怎麼過來了 老兄 What in the hell are you doing here, man?
你覺得我來是幹嘛呢 老兄 What do you think i'm doing here, man?
你說的 活在當下 我才不想錯過這次呢 You said seize the day. i ain't missing this shit.
- 你不工作了麼 - 我可是自己的老闆 - You got off work? - c.e.o. of my own company.
我想休假就休假 I take vacations when i want them.
等下 你們家那位批准你了麼 Wait. your girl gave you a hall pass?
我可不需要批准 I don't need a hall pass,
只需要誰來告訴我這主意不是很糟就好 I just need somebody to tell me that this isn't a terrible idea.
噢 這主意其實挺糟的 但你現在跑不了了 Oh, this is a horrible idea. but you can't take it back now.
馬上給我滾上車 So get the fuck on the van.
出發了 耶 Let's go. yeah!
就像當初賈斯汀回歸後街男孩一樣 This is like when justin came back to backstreet.
你特麼開玩笑呢 賈斯汀是超級男孩的 You fucking kidding me? justin was in nsync.
2012年回歸後街男孩的是凱文 Kevin richardson came back to backstreet in 2012.
好好捋捋你們奧蘭多的歷史吧 Get your orlando history straight.
我又不是奧蘭多人 我才不去操心呢 I'm not from orlando. i don't give a shit.
好的 你知道誰操心嗎 Well, you know who does give a shit?
就是真正有音樂品味的那些人 People who actually have musical taste.
後街才是弗羅裏達出品的 Backstreet was the only legitimate boy band
唯一正牌男子組合 就這樣 That ever came out of florida, period.
這樣的交流就這麼發生了 And that conversation just happened.
歡迎回來 麥克 Welcome back, mike!
歡迎回來 兄弟 Welcome back, brother.
♪ 告訴我 ♪ ♪ oh, my, oh, tell me why ♪
♪ 有什麼用錢買不來 ♪ ♪ ain't this something that money can't buy? ♪
♪ 金錢 ♪ ♪ oh, money ♪
♪ 鈔票 ♪ ♪ money ♪
♪ 金錢 ♪ ♪ money ♪
♪ 鈔票 ♪ ♪ money ♪
♪ 金錢 ♪ ♪ money ♪
♪ 鈔票 ♪ ♪ money ♪
♪ 有什麼用錢買不到 ♪ ♪ that money can't... ♪
嘿 麥麥 你覺得這車如何 Hey, mikey, what do you think of the truck, bro?
- 這車棒極了 - 對吧 - This thing's fucking crazy. - right?
嘿 是這樣 我有一個老友馬丁 Hey, so, I got my, uh, my buddy Martin.
他幫我聯繫上了他舅舅的老教練 買下了這車 He hooked me up with his uncle's old roach coach.
然後我找來了泰山 And then i got tarzan back there
重新粉刷掉那些病態抽像的圖案 To paint it up all sick picasso style.
嗯 我可以說是差不多一竅不通 Yeah, i mean, i'm mostly an oil-on-canvas guy,
但我盡力了 But i did the best i could.
你們不跳舞的時候都幹了些什麼 What exactly are y'all doing out of it, though?
我自己做手工凍酸奶 I'm making artisanal probiotic froyo.
然後從這邊賣 I serve it out of this side.
托比亞斯在那邊 Tobias spins out of the other.
就像是個移動的健康派對車 The whole thing's like a healthy mobile block party.
很瘋狂 不是嗎 It's crazy, right?
我們會讓你放鬆 享受美食 We'll keep your feet loose and satisfy your sweet tooth.
那真特麼是個好主意 That's actually a pretty fuckin' good idea.
是啊 謝啦 麥克 Yeah. appreciate that, mike.
必須 Yeah. good show.
整個旅途你就打算這樣嗎 Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is gonna be?
你會…你會不會 You're gonna -- you're gonna be
一直都參與進來 on this thing the whole time, brother
你在逗我嗎 Are you kidding?
放鬆 Relax.
我店裏突然來了好多訂單 I got a bunch of orders just came in.
店裏的僱員都慌張了 All the guys at the shop are just freaking out.
如果你想參加 就不要管那些了 If you're gonna be here, be here, man.
做事專心 Be present.
好的 我…好吧 Okay. i'll... be present.
你在做什麼啊 What are you even doing?
自戀狂在給自己的眉毛照相 Narcissus is taking pics of his eyebrows.
是啊 放大來看 Yeah. you zoom in.
才能發現鏡子裏看不到的地方 You find the shit you can't catch in the mirror.
看見沒 這裏 我要用眉毛鉗夾一下 See? look. i need a tweeze right there.
都什麼啊 Shit works.
麥克 不要這樣 兄弟 Mike, come on, man.
好啦 放鬆 All right. relax.
還弄 Yo.
行 就這樣了 All right. that's it.
你干…我去 你特麼幹什麼啊 What are you -- yo! what the fuck are you doing?
- 手機跟你說拜拜了 - 你開玩笑呢麼 - Iphone went "bye, phone." - are you serious right now?
再買一部吧 你個高富帥 Buy another one, you rich motherfucker.
停車 stop the fuckin truck
不 別停 No. keep driving.
現在感覺怎麼樣 賤人 How do you like that, bitch?
哦 太棒了 Oh, i welcome it.
- 是嗎 - 是的 - Yeah? - yeah.
又不是我的 That wasn't my phone.
是我的 It was mine.
臥槽 抱歉 臥槽 Oh. fuck. i'm sorry. fuck!
手機才到我手上不一會 I had like seven minutes left on it, man.
給 喝個奶昔 Here. have a shake.
我不想喝什麼該死的奶昔 I don't want a fucking shake.
我…那我該怎麼辦才好 What -- what am i supposed to do?
我應該把你和你的大屁股扔出卡車 I should chuck your big ass right off this fucking truck.
這才是我記憶中的麥克 That's the mikey i remember!
聽著 如果你沒準備好 Look, if you ain't ready
按照原來生活方式度過這個週末 To bring it old school this weekend,
你就趕緊從這個卡車上 Then you need to hop the fuck up
給我滾出去 立刻馬上 off this food truck right now
你特麼在說些什麼啊 What the fuck are you even talking about?
你以為我這個雙休日來做什麼 Why do you think i came this weekend?
不知道 兄弟 已經好久沒見你了 I don't know, man. it's been a long time.
但我知道這個 But i do know this.
你最好準備好跟著我 You better be ready to follow my ass
一起漫遊僊境啊 兄弟 Down the rabbit hole, brother.
我不是指身體上的 I'm talking out of body, baby.
精神上的 Astral projection!
托比亞斯 我們去暴力瑪麗吧 Tobias, we're going to mad mary's.
- 好啊 - 我去 - Hell, yeah! - oh, shit.
沒有人 沒有人可以 Nobody -- nobody messes with the
在收工之旅上惹我 mojo on the last ride brother
來嘛 Come on.
話說 你們還記不記得上次來這家店 Hey, you guys remember the last time we were in this club
你…你和肯恩 And you -- you -- you and ken
搞了這個店裏的兩個妞兒 Were fucking with those two girls from the club?
那個黑髮女孩叫什麼來著 What -- what was the girl with the black hair's name?
我怎麼可能知道 I don't fucking know.
我怎麼能記住啊 How am i supposed to remember that?
- 什麼 - 我不知道 - What?! - i don't know.
我記不得了 You don't fucking remember that?
兄弟 你太特麼渣了 Man, you are fucking dusty.
朱麗葉 朱麗葉 那個新晉律師助理 Julie. julie, man! the barely legal paralegal.
開始了 兄弟 Here we go, man.
都晚了 It's getting late.
你們好啊 美人兒 Bonjour, lovelies.
今晚你們這群該死的混蛋 How are all y'all nasty motherfuckers doing
還好嗎 Out there tonight?
非常好 耶 Doing great! yeah!
答得好 親愛的 Yes. that's the ticket, miss thing.
請叫我托麗小姐 Now, i am miss tori snatch,
在這個迷人放蕩的鄉村沼澤中 Your host for this glamorous evening
我是你們今晚的主持人 Of good ole swamp country debauchery.
對於你們這群在暗處含苞待放的變裝皇后 And i've got some good news for some of y'all budding queens
我要好消息要宣佈 Hiding out there in the shadows.
我有四張皺皺巴巴 沾了可卡因的百元美鈔 I've got four crumpled-up, coke-dusted $100 bills
將送給傑克遜維爾最好的業餘變裝皇后 For the best amateur queen here in jacksonville!
好耶 Yes.
現在 咱們就放蕩起舞吧 好不好 So let's get some vogue popping in this bitch, shall we?
來吧 Come on now.
老少姐妹 無論你是熱辣還是高冷 都上台來吧 Young and old, hot and cold -- get your ass on this stage.
上 上 上 上 Go! go! go! go! go! go! go! go!
你們真想漫遊僊境吧 You guys really want to go down the rabbit hole?
- 這不是你說的嗎 - 這麼說你還是聽進去了 - Isn't that what you said? - so you were listening.
好 好吧 好吧 好吧 Okay. all right. all right. all right.
我給你帶個頭 愛麗絲 I'm gonna go dig it for you, alice.
看看你們願意做到什麼程度 Let's see how far you're really willing to go.
嗯 噢 噢 該死 Uh-oh. oh, shit.
好吧 來吧 一起來 一起來 All right. come on. let's go. let's go.
- 麥麥 - 開始了 - Mikey. - oh, it's on!
計劃是這樣的 That's the plan.
先拿下南部海岸 然後是整個東部沿海 I mean, take over south beach, then the entire east coast.
沒有固定的模式 Fucking mobile.
你知道的 低開銷 高收入之類的狗屁 You know, low-overhead, high-revenue shit.
你就這樣可以在食品業成功了 That's how you get flush in the food industry.
這是什麼 味道很好 What is this? it's really good.
還真是 這是什麼東西 天呀 Oh, goddamn right, what is this? jeez.
臥槽 我在吃什麼 Fuck. what am i eating right now?
超好吃 是不是 That's gold, right?
味道好極了 This is amazing.
這是烤棉花糖橘子 It's toasted marshmallow tangerine.
管它呢 味道好極了 Whatever it is, it's fabulous.
趕緊把棉花糖放我褲子裏收起來 Put marshmallow in my pants right now.
真的太…你一定要去賣這個 This is -- you gotta sell this.
麥克 這只是冰山一角 寶貝 Mike, tip of the iceberg, baby.
我們有蘸獼猴桃橄欖油的冷凍干羅勒 We got kiwi olive oil with freeze-dried basil,
焦糖布丁 以及我個人 CReME BRULeE... AND MY PERSONAL
最喜歡的 真理的味道 FAVORITE, THE FLAVOR OF TRUTH.
別啊 哥們 你總說這些鬼話 Come on, man. you've been talking about this shit forever.
你為啥不告訴在座的各位 Why don't you tell everybody here
下週一早晨你到底要幹什麼 What you're really gonna be doing come monday morning.
在北谷商場賣沙冰 Grinding those snow cones at the northdale mall.
對啊 只是為了市場調研 賤人 Yeah. well, that's just for market research, bitch.
等我們籌夠資金 好去做真正想做的事 Till we get the funds to do what we really need.
- 就這樣 - 該死的 - That's all it is, bro. - fucking hater.
再說 我認為這好過為純果樂耕地 Besides, i think it beats raking the infield at tropicana.
至少我做的東西可以銷往全球 Well, at least the shit i'm working on can go global.
什麼 What?
對啊 Yeah.
對不起 你說什麼 I'm sorry. what?
你為什麼不教導我們 不朽的園丁 Why don't you enlighten us, constant gardener?
對啊 請快快賜教 Yeah, please -- please enlighten me.
我得知道這道到底是什麼樣的天才想法 I have to know what this, like, piece of genius is.
用你的獨創發明讓我們開開眼 Shamwow us with your ingenious invention.
- 好啦 你個有錢人 - 提托 就說吧 - Come on, rich, man. - tito laid his shit out.
大家都是好人 告訴我們吧 Everybody's cool. just tell us.
我們是自己人啊 It's us, bro.
告訴我們吧 老兄 Just tell us, man.
來 說吧 說吧 來 Come on. let's go. let's go. come on.
好吧 All right.
但如果你們任何一個混蛋偷了我的點子 But if any of you motherfuckers steals my idea,
我向天發誓我會 I swear to god i will --
哥們 你說出「偷」那個詞的時候 Why you got to point at the fucking mexican
為什麼要指著墨西哥人 When you say "steals," dude?
我們懂了 快說吧 We get it. just -- just go.
說給我們聽啊 硬漢 Let's have it, tough guy.
薄荷味安全套 Condomints.
當你週末出去度假時 What are the two most important
你隨身攜帶的兩件 THINGS YOU NEED TO TAKE WITH YOU
最重要的東西是什麼 When you go out on the weekend?
番茄醬和芥末醬 Ketchup and mustard?
安全套和薄荷糖 Your condoms and your mints.
天呀…什麼 Oh, my -- what?
我把它們包裝在一起 就像一包口香糖 I put them together in one package, like a pack of gum.
在加油站出售 Sell it at a gas station.
薄荷味安全套 "condomints."
主意不壞 轟 It's not bad. boom!
呃 已經有人推出這種東西了 賤人 Um, they -- they already have that shit, bitch.
你可以買到的 You can get it.
我一直都能從便利店買到的 I get it all the time at the minimart.
抱歉咯 I'm sorry.
弗羅裏達州每家OK便利店 They're at every single circle k
和7-11便利店都有售 and 7-eleven ACROSS FLORIDA.
不好意思 老兄 I'm so sorry, man.
嘿 裏奇 他們沒有簽保密協議唉 Hey, richie, they didn't sign the nondisclosure, man.
真是遺憾呀 Sorry about it.
嘿 裏奇 不用擔心 Hey, richie, don't worry about it.
我要跟你說件事 絕對機密哦 I got something for you -- top secret, man.
想像一下 一個小長方形 知道嗎 Imagine this. a small, little rectangle. okay?
你把它放在耳邊 對它說話 You hold it up to your ear, you speak into it,
有人在遙遠的地方拿著同樣的東西 Somebody in a distant land with the exact same thing
他就能聽見你說話 Can hear it.
只是我還沒想好取什麼名字 I just haven't come up with a name for it.
我琢磨著 I was figuring...
- 滾…你媽的 - 抱歉啦 兄弟 - Fuck... you. - i'm so sorry, man.
噢 天啊 Oh, god.
嘿 我忘了問 你還和梅梅在一起嗎 Hey, i forgot to ask you -- you still with mercedes?
沒有 No.
我們說好了要一夫一妻制 你也瞭解梅梅 We agreed to try monogamy, and you know mercedes.
那個混蛋也就堅持了兩秒吧 That shit lasted for about two seconds.
太特麼糟了 真可掩櫌Wow. that fucking sucks. i'm sorry.
嗯 就像奧普拉說的那樣 Ah, it's like oprah said, man --
如果有人向你展現自己 要相信他們 "when someone shows you themselves, believe them."
什麼 真的嗎 What? really?
- 真的嗎 好吧 - 真的 她就是這麼說的 - Really? i -- okay. - yeah, really. that's what she said.
咱說的是被動攻擊的屁話麼 Are we doing this passive-aggressive shit?
好吧 不是被動攻擊 是奧普拉 Okay. fine. that's not passive-aggressive, that's oprah.
咱要不要主動攻擊 Let's fucking make it aggressive.
要不這樣 我們來一次心理治療 How about this? let's do a little therapy session here.
像之前那樣的老套心理治療 Old-school -- old-school therapy session.
起來 快點 一揮拳的功夫就能解決 Get up. let's go. we're gonna get this out in one swing.
咱特麼變成了該死的猿猴嗎 老兄 來吧 Are we fucking primates now, man? come on.
一揮拳就能解決 從此不再談這個 Get it out in one hit and let's not talk about it anymore.
我知道了 你因為我離開而生氣 I get it. you're mad that -- that i fucking left.
這真是特麼的太傻了 THIS IS SERIOUSLY FUCKING STUPID.
來吧 親愛的 來吧 就在這 Come on, baby. let's go. right here.
只要不特麼打在我蛋蛋上就好了 Just don't hit me in the fucking nuts. bam. wow.
- 你在逗我吧 - 別像個娘們 - Are you kidding me? - stop being a pussy.
大家現在都高興了吧 EVERYBODY FUCKING HAPPY?
- 別再像個娘們 來啊 - 不行 - Stop being a pussy. let's go. - no, man.
你特麼別再叫我娘們了 Don't you call me a fucking pussy, christian bale.
不 他沒叫你娘們 No. he didn't call you a pussy.
他只是說你表現得像個娘們 He -- he just said you exhibited pussy-like behavior.
你們都想把猛虎放出來是不是 Y'all want to unleash the fucking tiger?
只是說你行為像娘們 IT'S JUST THE BEHAVIOR OF A PUSSY.
- 這就是你想要的 - 來吧 釋放心中的惡魔吧 - Is that what you want? - come on! release the demon!
噢 該死 Oh! shit!
猛虎出來了 Tiger's out.
你還好嗎 老兄 Are you okay, man?
感覺好點了嗎 You feel better?
不 老兄 我特麼感覺不好 No, man, i don't fucking feel better.
這下真糟了 That was seriously fucked up.
好吧 Okay.
好 你還好嗎 Good. you all right?
還好 我只是要去噓噓 Yeah. i just got to pee a little.
大家都開心了嗎 都看到了你們想要的角鬥士表演了嗎 Everybody happy? you get your fucking gladiator show?
真太特麼棒了 That was fucking awesome.
不 這一點也不棒 兄弟 No, it wasn't fucking awesome, man.
還有更好的辦法來處理此事 There are a lot better ways to handle that shit.
- 這是我們最後一次旅行 - 我要走了 - It's our last fucking ride. - i'm outta here.
要知道 好看的人總是會贏 比如說本迪 You know, it's always the pretty ones, like bundy.
是啊 兄弟 It is, man.
就是這樣 就這樣 太完美了 There you go. that's it. that -- that's perfect.
先生 這是保護地區 That's protected land, sir!
您的小便破壞了海龜的生物圈 You're destroying sea turtle biosphere with that urine.
你現在是認真的嗎 別這樣 Are you serious right now? come on.
- 真的嗎 好吧 - 別看我 - Really? all right. - well, don't look at me.
- 注意看海裏 - 知道了 我知道了 - Look out into the ocean. - got it. i got it.
拍到照片了嗎 我快尿完了 Get the picture here? i'm running out.
是的 謝謝 我尿完了 Yes. thank you. i'm done.
好了 好了 我拍完了 That's -- that's it. there we go.
我在海灘上小便時 That's -- that's usually what
經常發生這種事 happens when I PEE ON THE BEACH.
是啊 是啊 Yeah. yeah.
變裝皇后 這真是 呃 Drag queens. that's, uh...
噢 幹點便裝皇后的事麼 Ooh, doing drag queen stuff.
你喜歡變裝皇后 You love drag queens.
是啊 Yep.
我本人就是 所以我搜尋我的同類 I am one, so i seek out my people.
- 你是麼 真的假的 - 嗯 內心裏 - You are one? you are one? - mm-hmm. on the inside.
差不多瞭解了 Got it. mostly.
當然是內心裏 Of course it's on the inside.
好吧 她叫什麼 Yeah. what's her name?
多莉·蒂茨 Dolly titz.
多莉·季茨 Dolly tits?
是蒂茨啦 With a "z."
好吧 蒂茨 With a "z." mm-hmm.
她是哪裏人 Where is she from?
- 這裏 - 好的 - Here. - okay.
她喜歡優惠券和納斯卡車賽 And she loves couponing and nascar.
我心裏也住了一個變裝皇后 I got an inner drag queen, too.
- 噢 真的嗎 - 是的 - Oh. really? - yeah.
好吧 我猜到了 Okay. i figured.
嗯 她叫什麼 Uh, what's her name?
她叫 Her name is...
她叫蝶竇·拉比婭 Clitoria labia is her name.
聽起來還不錯 That's actually not bad.
那是當然 她是她是個大賤人 It's not bad at all. she's -- she's the main bitch.
她就像霹靂貓和格雷斯?瓊斯 She's like cheetara and grace jones.
無論去哪兒 And they always sing "rapper's delight"
她們都唱著「Rapper's Delight」 Everywhere they go.
好吧 你跟你朋友總是去變裝秀嗎 So, you and your friends, um, frequent drag shows, do you?
不 不是 好吧 有時 No. not -- well, somet--
我們只是每年去美特爾海灘的途中會去看 We just do it on the way up to myrtle beach every year.
好吧 噢 對哈 Right. oh, right.
就是我總能聽說的那個脫衣舞男表演 This stripper convention that i keep hearing about.
是的 就是那個聲名狼籍的表演 Yep. it's the infamous convention.
那你是其中哪一個 你是 Which one are you, then? you, um...
什麼哪一個 Which what?
你是穿丁字褲的警察還是穿丁字褲的鋼鐵俠 Are you cop in a thong or iron man in a thong?
我是 我是 I am... i am...
你得付錢才能看到 You're gonna have to pay to see that.
我就是幹這個的 That's what i am.
我還是打包帶走這些夢幻的80年代髮帶 Or i'll just load up on all those fantastic '80s hair bands
繼續我的行程好了 For my drive instead.
你去哪兒 你要去哪兒 Where you going? where you headed?
再次上路而已 Uh... just on the road again.
- 這次是紐約 - 好吧 - New york this time. - okay.
嗯 我… Um, and i...
我只是盡力避免淪落到跳鋼管舞 Basically, i'm just trying to avoid ending up on the pole.
就像你一樣 Like you.
但誰知道呢 But you never know.
脫衣舞男用沉思的姿勢在海灘上小便 "stripper pissing on beach in contemplative pose"
憑這個 一天可以售出上千刀 Could sell for thousands one day.
要是這樣的話 我會迅速掏出傢伙 If that's true, then i will whip it out
衝著你要我尿的地方尿尿 And start peeing on whatever you tell me to pee on,
我們就能 就能收錢了 And we can just -- we can cash in.
太棒了 我喜歡這種熱情 Fantastic. i love the enthusiasm.
但保留一些 Save some of it, though,
因為你和我要解開那邊的帆船 Because you and i are gonna untie that sailboat over there
出發去那個島上 開展史無前例的 And organize a first-ever cross-dressing search party
反串尋寶行動 Out to that island.
怎麼樣 What do you say?
勝利還是死亡 脫衣舞男 Uh... win or die, stripper guy.
我…我認為… I-i say that, um...
其實我很想這麼做 I would actually love to do that.
但我知道在那個島上會發生什麼 But i'd say i know what happens on that island,
我只是…只是… And i just -- that's just... mm-hmm.
我想我還是選擇退出 I think i'm gonna opt out.
在那個島上會發生什麼 Oh. what happens on that island?
我知道在那個島上 我會遇到什麼 It's just i know what happens for me on that island.
噢 我知道了 Oh, i see.
你以為我要跟你亂搞 You think i'm gonna hook up with you. mm.
我絕對不是這個意思 That's not at all what i said. at all.
這和我說的差太多了 That's the farthest thing from what i said.
因為我說我想去那個島上 'cause i said i would want to go to that island,
我知道我會做什麼 And then i know what i would do
然而這一切可能不會 And then somehow that probably wouldn't work out
像我所想的那樣發展 On any level that i would want it to work out on,
所以我覺得 And then i think
也許我還是回去比較好 That it's probably better if i just go back.
好吧 Yeah.
哇 Wow.
好的 Okay.
別擔心 花花公子 你跟我在一起會很安全的 Well, fret not, casanova. you're safe with me.
反正我還不想嘗試男人 I'm not going through a guy phase anyway.
噢 Oh.
好 這樣的話 一切就簡單了 Well, in that case, that makes things easier.
是啊 這樣我就更有理由 Yeah. 'cause then all the more reason
可以跟你說再見了 For me to probably just go do the good-night thing.
好吧 好吧 Okay. yeah.
但還是很高興見到你 多莉·蒂茨 It was nice to meet you, though, dolly titz.
再見 蝶竇 Back at you, clitoria.
- 早上好 - 早上好 - Good morning. - good morning.
睡得好嗎 You sleep okay?
嗯 我睡得很好 Yeah. actually, i did.
今天早上我的冥想很清晰 老兄 My meditation was really clear this morning, man.
我只是 感覺放下了很多消極的東西 I just... just feel like i got a lot of the negativity out.
這 這很好 That's -- that's good.
嗯 那挺好 Yeah. that's good.
我很高興你感覺輕鬆了 I'm happy you feel lighter.
我很高興你終於找到你想要的了 老兄 I'm happy you finally got what you wanted, man.
嗯 是啊 Yeah? i am.
我們一直都在胡說八道 No. i -- we say shit all the fucking time,
但你做到了 老兄 But you went and did it, man.
- 我很嫉妒 - 你還是閉嘴吧 - I'm jealous. - oh -- oh, shut the fuck up.
知道嗎 我很嫉妒 All right? i'm fucking jealous. i am.
不 如果非說誰嫉妒的話 那也是我 No. if there's anybody that was jealous, it was me.
- 什麼 - 每次我去你公寓的時候 - What? - every time i would come over to your apartment --
記得嗎 我都會想起你拍的汰漬廣告 Remember? i'd put on your tide commercial.
真特麼興奮啊 That shit was dope.
有汰漬沒污漬 ♪ for that extra clean! ♪
我是說 這麼想吧 I mean, look it.
我會對自己想 I would -- i would think to myself,
「如果我能像肯恩一樣 我也會過上安穩的生活」 "i'd be set if i could just get to where ken was."
是啊 我現在很穩定 Yeah, i'm real set here.
真的很穩定 I'm real set.
我的經紀人在讓我拍Youtube視頻 老兄 My agent's got me doing youtube videos now, man.
這週末結束後你準備做什麼 So what are you gonna do after this weekend?
把我的照片寄到各處 希望會有好事發生 Send my head shot around, hope for the best.
有時會有選角導演 There's a casting director comes
來俱樂部 所以 by the club SOMETIMES, SO...
我依然很帥 I'm still pretty.
是啊 Yeah.
我知道你還很漂亮 但看看這些人 I know you're still pretty, but look at these guys.
結束之後他們要做什麼 What are they gonna do after this?
我不知道 I don't know.
早上好 美人 Morning, gorgeous.
噢 我的天 你們都睡覺了嗎 Oh, my god, did you guys even sleep?
那些女孩還在這兒麼 還是已經走了 Are the girls still here or they leave?
噢 大概1小時前 她們離開了 Oh, they left about a -- about an hour ago.
你有沒有…你有沒有上床 Did you, uh, did you bangee?
上床 給他看 You bangee? show him the thing.
哇 Wow.
真…棒 That's... okay.
她說如果它褪色之前 我還想打給她 She said if i had reason to call before it faded,
也許這就是命中注定的 Then maybe it was meant to be.
噢 這…真是浪漫 Oh. that's... that's romantic.
她們今晚會留在查爾斯頓 所以… They're staying in charleston tonight, so...
我不知道 正好我們也順路 I don't know. it's smack dab on our way.
也許這就是命中注定的 是啊 哥們 Maybe it was meant to be. yeah, man.
順便說一句 幹得漂亮 Good work on that, by the way.
你呢 What about you?
你上床了嗎 Did you bangee?
沒有 沒有 No. no?
我差不多有5個月沒真正做過愛了 I haven't had actual sex in almost five months.
每次有姑娘看到…我的傢伙 Every time a chick gets... a look at it,
她會說 「口交或手淫怎麼樣」 She's like, "how about a blow job or hand job?"
好吧 Well...
去找那個合適的人吧 哥們 Just got to find the right lady, man.
你真不幸 That's unfortunate for you.
這既是恩賜也是詛咒 呃 It's like a blessing and a curse at the same time, huh?
嘲笑我的困境 Laugh at my plight.
聽著 也許這就像水晶鞋 哥們 Look, m-maybe it's like the glass slipper, man.
你只是需要找到對的那個人 You just need to find the right one.
我已經35歲了 好嗎 Dude, i'm 35 years old, okay?
如果還沒發生 就不會發生了 If it hasn't happened already, it ain't gonna happen.
我們坦率一點 我完蛋了 Let's face it, i'm probably fucked.
噢 好吧 Oh. all right.
這樣的話 咱們還是繼續上路吧 On that note, uh, let's get this circus back on the road.
誰願意去看看昨晚泰山是不是睡死過去了 Who wants to see if tarzan died in his sleep last night?
糟糕 哥們 上次是我把他弄醒的 Fuck that, man. i woke him up last time.
我來 我來 I'll do it. i got it.
我來清理這些不能降解的垃圾 I'll clean up the nonbiodegradables.
怎麼樣 哥們 What's up, bro?
來點勝利者的早餐 A little, uh, breakfast of champions?
- 嗑藥麼 - 對啊 - Molly? - yeah.
你知道一個小時之後我們就成廢物了吧 You realize we'll be useless in an hour.
你多大了 你特麼12歲嗎 哥們 來吧 What are you, fucking 12, dude? just take it.
臥槽 好吧 Oh, fuck! all right. fine.
我知道今天會怎樣 Guess i know what today's gonna be like.
好吧 說吧 All right, get your moon rocks!
好吧 計劃是什麼 All right. so what's the plan about this thing?
好 我們都計劃好了 Okay. so we got it all planned out.
托比亞斯先來熱場 Tobias is gonna warm up the crowd,
然後我們用傳統的國慶軍裝 Then we're gonna hit them
來點燃氣氛 With the old 4th of july army routine. oorah.
這仍然讓我感覺像個戰爭販子 That still makes me feel like a warmonger
特別是現在一切都和政治扯上關係 With everything going on politically right now.
噢 別說這些嬉皮鬼話 Oh, come on with the hippie shit.
現在正當季 我們就這麼干 It's in season. we're doing it.
嘿 如果你想要這報應 就去吧 Hey, if you want that karma, go for it, all right?
然後我們用雨人來烘托氣氛 We're gonna hit them with "raining men" right after.
好吧 Right.
然後托比亞斯來引出個人表演 Then tobias is gonna intro the solos.
聽著 Listen.
我覺得你應該重新表演「Pony」 I think you should bring back "pony," bro.
可以 I could do that.
我還可以…好吧 「Pony」確實不錯 And i'm -- look, "pony" is great.
不過…能聽我說說麼 I have, uh... can i pitch you something?
我就說一點 Let me just throw something out.
我完全理解 And i completely understand that
我是在最後一刻才來 I'M COMING IN AT THE 11th HOUR,
我不想得罪人 And i don't want to step on toes.
但是如果 But what if...
我是說 如果這真的是我們最後一次演出 I mean, if this really is our last ride,
如果我們來點新鮮的 What if we make up some new shit
製造點轟動效應 and go out WITH A FUCKING BANG
用新東西來完成這次演出 And just burn this shit down with some new routines?
咱做不到啊 哥們 只有2天時間 We -- we can't do that, man. we got two days.
麥克 咱們都排練好了 I mean, mike, that's what we've rehearsed, man.
對 不要說我們的東西沒勁 Yeah, and don't call our shit lame,bro.
你是對的 知道嗎 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?
我不會說你的東西沒勁 I'm not calling your shit lame.
我只是說伴隨80年代搖滾跳牛仔 I'm just saying that cowboys
和消防員舞 AND FIREMEN DANCING TO '80s ROCK
- 並不…不差勁 - 不 你知道什麼差勁嗎 - Is not -- not lame. - no. you know what is lame?
最後一次演出跳得屎一樣 Looking like a bag of dicks at our last convention
因為我們連動作都沒搞清楚 'cause we don't have our fucking act straight.
好吧 明白了 Okay. point taken.
但讓我問你一個問題 Let me ask you a question, though.
嗯 好 Um... okay.
你還是表演消防員那一套 對嗎 You're still doing, uh, the fireman routine, right?
- 是啊 - 好吧 - You know it. - all right.
你想成為一名消防員嗎 Have you ever wanted to be a fireman?
- 真的消防員麼 - 真正的消防員 - A real one? - yes, a real fireman.
不 我有恐懼癥 No. i got the phobia thing.
你對火有恐懼癥 好吧 You have a fire phobia. okay.
所以 嗯 你還是想伴著那首親吻歌去跳舞嗎 So, uh, you still doing it to that -- that kiss song?
對啊 「熱比地獄」 Fuck, yeah. "hotter than hell."
"熱比地獄」 你喜歡這首歌嗎 "hotter than hell." do you like that song?
非常棒 Crushes.
我知道很棒 你喜歡它嗎 I know it crushes, but do you like it?
當你不在台上時 你會放這首歌聽嗎 Do you play it when you're not onstage?
我沒明白你的意思 I don't see your point here.
我想說 如果你不喜歡它 為什麼要選它 My point is, if you don't like it, why did you pick it?
不是我選的 是達拉斯選的 Well, i didn't pick it. dallas did.
這就是我要說的 達拉斯選的 Exactly my point. dallas picked it.
你沒有選它 所以它不是 You didn't pick it, so it's not
發自內心的表演 你知道嗎 on the inside. YOU KNOW WHAT?
僅僅因為過去 Just because you made up some of
你自己編排了舞步 your own routines BACK IN THE DAY
並不代表你這會就可以輕鬆成功 Doesn't mean that you get to waltz back in here
都三年了 After three years and try to
你還想告訴我們該怎樣做 tell us how to RUN OUR OWN SHIT.
我沒有告訴你們該做什麼 沒有 I'm not trying to tell you what the fuck to do. no!
我只是說 除了表演消防員 I'm just say-- there is no fucking universe
我就不知道該表演什麼了 In which i am not doing that fireman routine!
你能行的 兄弟 You can find it, man.
你就隨著思緒走 好不好 You got to just, like, let go, okay?
- 我想到了 - 什麼 什麼 - I fucking got it! - what? what?
就特麼像一場真正的婚禮 Yo, it's like a fucking real wedding,
只不過是夢幻的那種 噢 天啊 哥們 EXCEPT LIKE A FANTASY.Oh, my god, dude!
就像 我走到觀眾中 對 And, like, i go out in the crowd... yes!
找到自我 就像 一個真正的新郎 ...and find myself, like, a real fucking bride.
臥槽 我要和她做一切事 Oh, fuck! and i do everything with her!
彷彿我戒指什麼的都有了 Like, i'll have a ring and everything,
我會向她求婚 人們會 And i'll propose to her, and people
拋灑大米 他們會拋撒大米 throw rice. THEY ARE THROWING RICE!
大米會從我褲子裏溢出來 是的 哥們 他們 Rice out of our fucking pants! yes. dude, they're fucking --
他們 每個人都在拋撒大米 They're all -- everyone's throwing
就是這麼複雜 it's JUST SO COMPLEX.
或者是鳥食 你在說什麼 哥們 Or birdseed. what are you fucking talking about, man?!
哥們 我不像你是個舞者 Yo, man, i'm not a fucking dancer like you.
我在台上不知該表演什麼 I just can't come up with shit on the spot.
不是 這不是要成為一名舞者 裏奇 No, it's not -- it's not about being a dancer, richie.
不是這樣的 好吧 It's not. okay, look.
「Pony" 它不是一種舞步 知道嗎 "pony" -- it's not -- that wasn't a dance routine, okay?
是因為我在派對上看見一個超棒的女孩 All it was is i was at a party and saw this badass girl.
她正和男朋友在一起 And she was with her boyfriend,
而且看起來她倆並不合拍 And he did not look like he was hitting that shit right.
那時候就響起了這首歌 我所做的只是 So that -- that song came on, and all i did was just --
我所做的只是想像我會對她做什麼 All i did was just, like, imagine what i would do to her.
就是這樣 「Pony」就是出來的 That was it. that was all "pony" ever was.
天啊 兄弟 這聽起來真複雜 No, man. it sounds fucking complex.
為什麼 不 它不複雜 看看你自己 Why is that -- no, it's not. look at -- look at you!
你特麼就是一位希臘男神 You're a fucking greek god.
你僅僅繫個鞋帶 You could fucking tie your shoe
就可以讓姑娘們著迷一整年 哥們 And make some girl's entire year, man.
你只是要找到感覺 It's just got to come from in here.
- 真的嗎 - 你只要做你自己 我知道你的 - Seriously? - you just have to be you. yeah. i know so.
你知道嗎 管他呢 You know what? fuck that.
我敢打賭你現在就能做到 I bet you you can go in there right now --
我敢打賭你可以讓她著迷 I bet you you can go in there and fucking make her day.
誰 她嗎 對啊 對啊 WHO, HER? Hell, yeah. hell, yeah.
看上去那個姑娘一輩子 That girl looks like she's never fucking smiled
都沒笑過 這就是你的目標 In her entire fucking life. then that's your goal.
- 這就是你的目標 你更有理由這樣做了 - 啥 - That is your goal. all the more reason, man. - what?
- 你必須進去把她逗笑 - 不行 - You got to go in there and make her smile. - no!
就是這樣 你必須這樣 That's it. that's all you've got to do.
好吧 如果你… Yes. and if you -- look.
如果你做不到 那就沒人能做到了 If you can't do that, then no one fucking can,
這樣的話 我就繼續表演那些舊舞步 And i'll go back and do the fucking old routines.
臥槽 這是公平交易 公平交易 Oh, fuck! that's a fair deal. that's a fair deal.
你特麼不是 你不是一個消防員 裏奇 You're not a fucking -- you're not a fireman, richie!
你不是消防員 我要聽見你說出來 You're not a fireman. i want to hear you say it.
我不是消防員 我不是消防員 "i'm not a fireman." "i am not a fireman."
- 我要聽你說 - 好吧 我特麼不是消防員 - I want to hear you say -- - well, i'm not a fucking fireman.
- 你討厭火 - 我特麼是個脫衣舞男 - You hate fire! - i'm a fucking male entertainer.
說得對 你是脫衣舞男 Exactly! you're a male entertainer.
對啊 哥們 你特麼能做到的 Right, man. you can fucking do it.
去做吧 快去吧 Now go do it! b.d.r.!
B.D.R. B.d.r.!
上吧 B.D.R. B.D.R. Come on! b.d.r.! b.d.r.!
讓她著迷 哥們 Make her day, dude.
上吧 讓那個大號美人看看 Let's go. show that big beautiful heart.
♪ 耶 ♪ ♪ yeah ♪
♪ 你是烈火 ♪ ♪ you are my fire ♪
♪ 慾望之火 ♪ ♪ the one desire ♪
♪ 相信當我訴說時 ♪ ♪ believe when i say ♪
♪ 我想得到你的心 ♪ ♪ i want it that way ♪
♪ 當我們被兩個世界 ♪ ♪ when we are two worlds ♪
♪ 所隔絕 ♪ ♪ apart ♪
♪ 我無法觸及你的心靈 ♪ ♪ can't reach to your heart ♪
♪ 當你說 ♪ ♪ when you say ♪
♪ 我想得到你的心 ♪ ♪ that i want it that way ♪
♪ 告訴我 ♪ ♪ tell me why ♪
♪ 為什麼我會如此心痛 ♪ ♪ ain't nothing but a heartache ♪
♪ 告訴我 ♪ ♪ tell me why ♪
♪ 為什麼我們仍是錯誤 ♪ ♪ ain't nothing but a mistake ♪
♪ 告訴我 ♪ ♪ tell me why ♪
♪ 為什麼我不想聽你說 ♪ ♪ i never want to hear you say ♪
♪ 我想得到你的心 ♪ ♪ i want it that way ♪
♪ 我是你的烈火嗎 ♪ ♪ am i your fire? ♪
♪ 你的慾望之火 ♪ ♪ your one desire? ♪
♪ 是的 我知道 ♪ ♪ yes, i know ♪
♪ 為時已晚 ♪ ♪ it's too late ♪
♪ 但我仍想得到你的心 ♪ ♪ but i want it that way ♪
♪ 告訴我 ♪ ♪ tell me why ♪
♪ 為何只剩下心痛 ♪ ♪ ain't nothing but a heartache ♪
♪ 告訴我 ♪ ♪ tell me why ♪
♪ 為何我們仍是錯誤 ♪ ♪ ain't nothing but a mistake ♪
♪ 告訴我 ♪ ♪ tell me why ♪
♪ 為何我不想聽你說 ♪ ♪ i never want to hear you say ♪
奇多薯片和水要多少錢 How much for the cheetos and water?
♪ 不想聽你說 ♪ ♪ don't want to hear you say ♪
♪ 為何只剩下心痛 ♪ ♪ ain't nothing but a heartache ♪
♪ 為何我們仍是錯誤 ♪ ♪ ain't nothing but a mistake ♪
♪ 不想聽你說 ♪ ♪ don't want to hear you say ♪
就是這種精神 哥們 That was spiritual, man.
對 我為你驕傲 哥們 Yes! i'm proud of you, buddy.
我們能做到 We can do this.
我們能做到 我們能做到 We can do this! we can do this.
我們得想一些新點子 對不對 We've got to come up with new shit, okay?
以前的歷史就在這裏 Fucking history right here, okay?
這些東西是歷史了 沒用了 This shit is history. gone.
我們必須拋棄它 拋棄過去 We've got to get rid of it. out with the past.
我從來不想加入海軍 I never wanted to be in the navy!
我也不喜歡這些「壯志凌雲」的東西 滾特麼的海軍 I don't want this "top gun" shit. fuck the navy, man.
去特麼的 Yeah! gone!
噢 寶貝 是時候了 Oh, baby! it's time.
那個破事讓人心裏癢癢的 是時候了 That shit itched. it's time.
瞬間爆炸 Boom.
瞬間爆炸 離開這兒 寶貝 Boom! that's outta here, baby!
該死的事見鬼去吧 Richie Fuck that thing! richie?
結束了 消防員結束了 再也不是了 Done! fireman over! not anymore.
我再不是消防員了 I'm not a fireman anymore!
別在這兒丟了 老兄 別丟了 Get it outta here. don't, man. don't.
我…等我們回去了我會丟掉的 I'll -- i'll throw it away when we get back.
不不不 就要現在 No, no, no. now!
歷史都結束了 It's over. history!
新東西 New stuff.
我愛你們大家 聽我說 I love you guys. i -- look.
我特別想念你們 I've missed you guys so much.
我知道我們現在正在興頭上 I know we're rolling face right now,
但我只想讓你們知道 我是多愛你們 But, like, i just need you guys to know how much i love you.
我非常的想念你 兄弟 I missed you so much, man.
我的內心有一個巨大的空洞 There was a giant hole inside of me
就在你離開的時候造成的 That was created when you left.
- 我現在在這裏了 - 所以我感覺我又完整了 - I'm here now. - and now i feel like it's full again.
咱們能量同步下吧 Let's sync this shit up.
我們要同步 We gotta sync this up.
我們的能量也是同步的 我太愛你了 老兄 We're syncing up the energy. i fucking love you, man!
把你的手給我 老兄 Give me your hands, man.
我握住你們的手 混蛋們 感受到了嗎 I take it y'all motherfuckers feel that?
喔 是的 太棒了 Oh, yeah. yeah!
那是我們的能量 兄弟們 That is our energies, man.
我們是心心相印的 等等… We are connected. hold --
托比 托比 別管方向盤了 老兄 我們需要你 Toby! toby, throw it back here, brother. we need you.
來吧 來吧 兄弟 保持同步 Come on. come on, man, sync up.
來吧 這就是力量啊 兄弟們 Come on! this is powerful, man!
你們感覺到那個節奏了嗎 噢 是的 You feel that rhythm? oh, yeah.
耶 噢 太棒了 Yeah. ooh, yeah.
這就是我們的心跳 兄弟們 That's our pulse, man.
兄弟們 我很感激現在能夠這樣在一起 I am so thankful that we are all here together
在這最後一次旅行裏 On this last ride, man.
所有人 所有人閉上眼睛 Everybody -- everybody close your eyes
讓我們就這樣感激 不是作為六個人 而是一個人 And let's just appreciate it, not as six beings, but as one.
作為一個整體 兄弟們 As one. as one. as one unit, man.
一個操蛋的整體 One fucking unit.
合為一體 我們要一起走向未來 As one. we've got to move into the future as one.
作為一個整體 整體地前進 As one unit. one unit moving as one.
過去已經過去 The past is over!
耶 Yeah.
該死 Shit!
呃啊 Ugh.
臥槽 發生了什麼 Fuck! what the hell happened?
快起來 壓著我的腿了 Ow! get off! get off my fucking leg!
臥槽 Ugh. fuck!
大家都還好嗎 Is everybody okay?
不好 我他媽一點也不好 No, i'm not fucking okay! i'm not okay at all!
噢 該死 喂 有人受傷了 Oh, shit. hey, we got a man down!
噢 操 發生什麼了 Oh, fuck. where'd that come from?
他的頭撞到玻璃上了 噢 該死 He hit his fucking head there. oh, shit.
他還好 He's okay.
你朋友患上了二級腦震盪 Your friend suffered a grade-2 concussion
而且需要縫幾針 And required some stitches.
- 所以他不會死嘍 - 是的 - So he's gonna live? - yes.
他需要留院觀察四十八小時 He'll need to stay here for 48 hours of observation.
他在這兒 He's in here.
我的瞳孔突出了嗎 My pupils bugging out?
噓 冷靜點 Shh. be cool.
你覺得她知道嗎 You think she knows?
噢 該死 老兄 Oh, shit, man.
嗨 托比 Hey. toby.
感覺怎麼樣 你這傢伙 兄弟 你還好嗎 What's up, buddy? hey, bro. what's up, man?
- 該死 - 嗨 大家 - Oh, fuck. - hey, guys.
我真的非常抱歉 I'm so fucking sorry.
不不不 我不該讓你也加入我們的 No. no. i shouldn't have reached for you, man.
該死 我也不該閉上我的眼睛 Fuck, man. i shouldn't have closed my eyes.
這倒沒錯 Well, that's definitely true.
該死 你當時在想什麼 Fuck, yeah. i mean, what were you thinking?
喂喂喂 放輕鬆 老兄 Hey. hey, hey. go easy on him, man.
拜託 瞧瞧他 不需要放鬆 他好得很 Come on. look at him. easy? he's fine.
是嗎 我是好得很 但那輛該死的卡車呢 Right? yeah, i'm fine, but the fucking truck, man.
卡車被拖走了 Yeah, the truck is towed.
修好它得花好幾天 It's going to take a few days to fix it.
但我覺得我們還是能付得起的 But i think we can afford it.
我只是… 我不知道粉刷該怎麼辦 I just -- i don't know about the paint job.
可能不會跟之前的一模一樣 但我會盡力的 It won't be original, but, uh, i can get it close.
你覺得難受嗎 老兄 Are you in pain, man?
是的 醫生給我用了一點藥 Yeah. they gave me a little bit of something,
- 但是就好像… 該死 - 我感覺得到 - But it's just, like, shit. - yeah, i'm feeling that.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
靈氣療法 Reiki.
我可是三級的治癒者 I'm a level-3 healer.
噢 該死 Oh, shit.
這簡直糟透了 This fucking sucks.
沒有該死的主持人 沒有該死的鞭子 No fucking m.c. no fucking whip.
沒有該死的表演服 No fucking costumes!
真是個絕妙的主意 That was a brilliant idea.
把該死的表演服都扔到窗戶外去 Throwing the fucking costumes out the window?
- 那可真蠢 - 冷靜下來 老兄 - 這是預兆 好嗎 - Stupid!- just chill, man. no, man. - it's an omen, okay?
這是一個預兆 It's a sign.
我們就在我們應該在的地方 好嗎 We're exactly where we're supposed to be, all right?
拜託饒了我們吧 別在搞這些該死的甘地式的樣子了 Please spare us the fucking gandhi routine right now!
好吧 你是如此的憤怒 老兄 Okay. you have so much anger, man.
憤怒來自於你的情感之源 它對你百害而無一利 And it is all in your heart chakra, and it's fucking toxic.
聽我說 兄弟們 拜託冷靜點 Look, guys, please just chill.
我甚至不認識一個僱員 i don't even know one employee.
拜託 這只是嗑藥後的落魄罷了 Come on! this is the comedown from the molly.
說到點子上了 老天 你他媽太對了 真是太落魄了 Get a grip. god. you're goddamn right it's fucking comedown!
旅行結束了 This trip's over!
我只是想要特麼的最後一次旅行 All i wanted was one more fucking ride!
這個要求很高嗎 Is that too much to ask?
裏奇是要哭出來了嗎 Is richie gonna cry
只因為生活不按他想的出牌嗎 Because life isn't exactly the way he wants it right now?
噢 我的總裁先生 Oh, okay, mr. c.e.o.
為什麼你不把自己狗屎般的建議 Why don't you take your bullshit advice
讓你的僱員們去執行 And give it to your fucking employees?
僱員們 我只有一個僱員 Employees? i have one employee.
我甚至付不起他的醫療保險 And i can't even pay for his healthcare.
但每個月我拚命工作 盡量維持生計 But i bust my ass every month to keep it going.
別以為我們都沒有遇到麻煩一樣 So don't act like we don't all have problems.
行嗎 噢 不管怎麼說 老兄 All right? oh, whatever, man.
是我告訴你 跟著我們是個糟糕的主意 I'm the one who told you coming with us was a horrible idea.
今年充斥著糟糕的主意啊 兄弟 Oh, it's been the year of the horrible idea, man.
你還想看個糟糕的主意嗎 You want to see another horrible idea?
我這裏還有 I got one for you.
好吧 你看吧 Bam. there you go.
這對你來說是一個糟糕透頂的主意 There's a nice, juicy horrible idea for you.
布布拒絕了你嗎 Brooke said no?
我已經把我跟她的生活都計劃好了 Look, i had my life all planned out with her.
完完全全都計劃好了 All right? i -- it was all perfectly set up.
我有房子 我還有一條狗 I had the house, i had the dog,
我在週末會看唐頓莊園 I had "downton abbey" on the weekends.
我甚至在沙灘上想她求婚 I even did the proposal on the beach
周圍有培根和含羞草還有煎餅和各種東西 With bacon and mimosas and pancakes and all that.
不管是因為什麼原因 And for whatever reason
那可能是我永遠也不會懂的… That i'll probably never understand...
她想要的不是這些 She wanted something else.
所以我跟你們這群混蛋一起旅行 So i came on this trip with you fucks
希望能熬過這段 To just try to get on with it.
如果旅行就這樣結束 那我才是死了 So i'm gonna be damned if i'm gonna just let it end
此時此刻 Right here and now.
你是對的 You're right.
你他媽太對了 You're goddamn right.
我們不能就在這裏結束 We can't let the train stop here.
沒錯 不行 That's right. no.
我們還有一大堆賬單要還 爸比 We got a tsunami of dollar bills to get to, daddy.
噢 我們肩負使命 該死 Oh, we're on a mission. fuck, yeah.
我們再找一個主持人 沒問題吧 托比亞斯 Look, we'll get another m.c. right, tobias?
這就是我那時說的能量 That's the energy i'm talking about right there.
我們會在回家的時候帶上他 Look, we'll pick him up on the way home.
我們現在要做的就是租一輛車 All we got to do is get a rental car.
我們不要一輛租的車 我不這樣認為 We're not gonna need a rental car, i don't think.
這又是一個糟糕的主意 但是… This is another horrible idea, but...
我認識一個在薩瓦娜的主持人 I know an m.c. in savannah.
先生們 嗨 Gentlemen. hey.
我能為你們做些什麼 How can i be of service?
呃 羅姆今晚在這兒嗎 Uh, is rome in tonight?
請問您是會員嗎 先生 Are you a member, sir?
不 不是… N-no. not a --
不 我們不是會員 No, we're not members.
呃 我曾今是… Uh... i used to --
我曾在這跳舞… 在它改建之前 I used to dance here... before it was this.
你能幫我一個忙嗎 Can you just do me a favor and --
只需要把我的名字告訴羅姆 Just if you could get my name to rome.
麥奇·萊恩 Mike lane.
如果… 如果這樣沒有用 And if -- and if that doesn't do the trick,
我們就不會再打擾你了 I guess we'll just stop bothering you.
你可以跟我來 You can follow me.
呃 你們在這裏等我 Uh, y'all chill down here.
我馬上就回來 I'll be back.
你好啊 What's up?
給老娘坐下 Sit your ass down.
馬利克 很抱歉事情這麼突然 Malik, i'm sorry for the surprise,
但是他陰魂不散 But a ghost is a ghost.
我馬上就去樓下找你 好嗎 I'll see you downstairs in a minute, okay?
他們跟我說麥奇·萊恩和夥伴們 So, they said "mike lane and company."
嗯 Mm-hmm.
你的夥伴是誰 Who's your company?
坦帕之王剩下的人 It's what's left of the kings of tampa.
噢 讓我猜猜 Oh, let me guess.
鱷魚先生表演了胡迪尼的魔術嗎 Mr. crocodile dundee done did a little houdini act?
是的 Yep.
嗯哼 看來是的 Mm-hmm. seems so.
如你所知 Just so you know,
三年前我自願退出了 I got out on my own accord three years ago.
但是現在你在這兒 But yet here you are.
你勾起了我的好奇心 Mike You got my curiosity, mike.
舞台是你的了 Floor is yours.
不 No.
我就在附近 我只是想知道 I was just in the neighborhood and wanted to see
我能不能過來借一罐焦糖 If i could stop by and borrow a cup of brown sugar.
小子 我告訴你 狗改不了吃屎 哼 Boy, i tell you, shit don't change, huh?
總是要先講一個笑話 Always got to lead with a joke
在你說明你想要的東西之前 Before you ask for what you want.
不 No.
那麼 你做了什麼 So, what did you do,
把這個地方改建成一種 Turn this place into some sort
鄉村俱樂部還是什麼別的東西 of a country club or something
就知道你會這麼說 Guess you could say that.
你知道的 在羅馬帝國時代 You know, back in the day in the roman empire,
只要你給國王賦稅 As long as you paid the emperor your taxes,
你可以崇拜你想要的任何人 You could worship who you wanted,
任何地方 任何程度 Where you wanted, how you wanted.
自由的代價很小 Freedom had a small price.
你知道人們看的比自由更重的是什麼嗎 Mike Do you know what people value more than freedom, mike?
告訴我一定是脫衣舞男 Please say strippers.
當然不是 Nope.
是美 Beauty.
所以說 如果美是你真心想要看到的東西 So, if beauty is something you really wish to behold,
你可以在這裏看到你想要的所有的美 You can behold all the beauty you want right here.
而我所要的只是一點兒月費罷了 你懂嗎 All i ask is for a little monthly fee, you know?
所以你銷售的是訂閱是的愉悅嗎 So it's a subscription-based pleasure that you're selling?
你說的很對 You got it.
為何不讓我帶你四處看看 Why don't you let me show you around?
看看我們都做些什麼 See what we do here.
也許你會學到點新東西 Maybe you'll learn a little something.
♪ 我想要得到你 ♪ ♪ i wanna freak you ♪
♪ 我想要佔有你 ♪ ♪ i wanna freak you ♪
♪ 我想要享用你 ♪ ♪ i wanna freak you ♪
♪ 我想要得到你 ♪ ♪ i wanna freak you ♪
♪ 我想要佔有你 ♪ ♪ i wanna freak you ♪
♪ 我想要享用你 為此我願付出一切 寶貝 ♪ ♪ i wanna freak you , i would give anything, baby ♪
♪ 今夜你不會失望 ♪ ♪ tonight you won't be sorry ♪
♪ 你將我迷得神魂顛倒 ♪ ♪ tonight you got my mind ♪
感覺如何 女王大人 How you doing, queen?
棒極了 你感覺棒極了 Good. you feeling good?
你玩的很開心 嗯哼嗯 You having a good time? mm-hmm.
好的 現在 奧古斯圖先生 All right, now, mr. augustus.
我要你繼續服侍這位美人 你聽到我說的了 I want you to keep taking care of this beauty, you hear me?
- 遵命 女士 - 很好 - Yes, ma'am. - all right.
♪ 來向你證明 ♪ ♪ to show how much ♪
♪ 我有多想佔有你 ♪ ♪ i think about freakin' you? ♪
♪ 我該如何說 ♪ ♪ what must i say ♪
♪ 我該如何做 ♪ ♪ what must i do ♪
♪ 來向你證明 ♪ ♪ to show how much ♪
♪ 我有多想佔有你 ♪ ♪ i think about freakin' you? ♪
♪ 但我不能再傻等數周 ♪ ♪ but i couldn't go for weeks ♪
♪ 我也能與他人雲雨 ♪ ♪ i can even play with another body ♪
♪ 但那只是暫時而已 因為我已為你著魔 ♪ ♪ but it wouldn't last 'cause i'm a freak ♪
♪ 你說的每一句話 ♪ ♪ oh, everything you say ♪
♪ 你的每個動作都令我狂熱 ♪ ♪ i'm turned on by everything you do ♪
♪ 夜深閉眼之時 ♪ ♪ and at night when i close my eyes ♪
♪ 我只想在夢裏與你雲雨 ♪ ♪ i only dream of freakin' you ♪
♪ 今夜我一定要得到你 ♪ ♪ ooh, tonight i need your body, baby ♪
♪ 無論你想什麼 ♪ ♪ whatever you want ♪
♪ 也無論你要什麼 ♪ ♪ whatever you need ♪
♪ 你不會後悔的 寶貝 ♪ ♪ you won't be sorry, baby ♪
♪ 寶貝 ♪ ♪ baby, no, no ♪
♪ 無論你想什麼 寶貝 ♪ ♪ whatever you want, baby ♪
♪ 我都樂意至極 至極 ♪ ♪ it will be fine, so fine ♪
♪ 我該如何說 ♪ ♪ what must i say ♪
♪ 我該如何做 ♪ ♪ what must i do ♪
♪ 來向你證明 ♪ ♪ to show how much ♪
♪ 我想得到你 ♪ ♪ i think about freakin' you? ♪
♪ 我該如何說 ♪ ♪ what must i say ♪
♪ 我該如何做 ♪ ♪ what must i do ♪
♪ 來向你證明 ♪ ♪ to show how much... ♪
♪ 雨下個不停 ♪ ♪ oh -- oh -- oh, the rain keeps fallin' ♪
♪ 像在不停呼喚 ♪ ♪ and these... keep callin' ♪
♪ 雨淅瀝打在我的窗台 ♪ ♪ all these raindrops fallin' on my window ♪
♪ 讓我想要和你再續前緣 ♪ ♪ got me wishing that we did the things we didn't do ♪
♪ 現在我想和你相愛 寶貝 ♪ ♪ and right now i wanna sex you, baby ♪
♪ 近來你又是否有過相好 ♪ ♪ has anybody sexed you lately? ♪
♪ 那些庸脂俗粉在叫我過去 ♪ ♪ got all these hoes calling asking me to come through ♪
♪ 叫我過去 ♪ ♪ asking me to come through ♪
♪ 她們不知道的是 ♪ ♪ what they don't know is all ♪
♪ 她們只是我們的前奏 ♪ they do is maker theme song.
♪ 而你 你 你 你 ♪ ♪ you, you, you, you ♪
♪ 我能否能和你相愛 美女 ♪ ♪ and ask if i can sex you, lady ♪
♪ 一直到我們面露瘋狂 ♪ ♪ can we do it till we both look crazy? ♪
♪ 瘋狂 ♪ ♪ crazy ♪
♪ 寶貝 你知道我來自亞特蘭大 ♪ ♪ baby, you know i'm from atlanta ♪
♪ 他們將我當殺手般撫養 ♪ ♪ and they raise me like a killer ♪
♪ 當惡棍般培養 ♪ ♪ raise me like a villain ♪
♪ 當皮條客般成長 ♪ ♪ raise me like a pimp ♪
♪ 週遭有如此多的美女 ♪ ♪ and there's a lot of girls out here ♪
♪ 我也能一一品嚐 ♪ ♪ and i could have all of them ♪
♪ 但是我一個都不想要 ♪ ♪ but i don't want none of them ♪
♪ 我只想要其中的你 ♪ ♪ i only want one of them ♪
♪ 我只想要和你相愛 寶貝 ♪ ♪ all i wanna do is sex you, baby ♪
♪ 我想知道 ♪ ♪ i wanna know ♪
♪ 你近來是否有過相好 ♪ ♪ have you had any good sex lately? ♪
♪ 近來 近來 近來 ♪ ♪ lately, lately, lately ♪
妙不可言 寶貝兒 一直都是 That was beautiful, baby, as always.
妙不可言 Just beautiful.
好了 女士們 你們今晚玩得開心嗎 All right, ladies, you having a good time tonight?
我也是這麼認為的 That's what i thought.
但大家都知道 總該是有一位女王大人 But you know there's always a queen up in here
她的美麗將會被銘記 Who must be reminded of how beautiful she is.
別害羞 你在哪兒 Don't be shy. where you at?
找到啦 Oop! boom.
你在這兒 There you go.
把手給我 Give me your hand.
你知道你有多美嗎 Do you know how beautiful you are?
女王大人 她美不美 Queens, ain't she beautiful?
你聽到了嗎 但是你知道嗎 You hear that? but you know what?
如果你不想輕易接受我們的讚美之詞 If you're not gonna take our word for it,
我們會做給你看哦 好不好 We're just gonna show you, okay?
有請超級可愛的 So let me present to you the absolutely adorable...
安德烈 Andre.
你叫什麼名字 What's your name?
卡洛琳 Caroline.
別害羞 真是個美麗的名字 Don't be shy. that's a beautiful name.
這是我奶奶的名字 It was my grandmother's.
她是做什麼的 What did she do?
呃 她是這個州第一個開雜貨店的 Um, she was the first female black grocery owner
黑人女性 In the state.
嗯 女強人 Mm. a strong woman.
什麼風把你吹到多米納來了 要說實話哦 What brings you to domina? other than the obvious.
慶祝我的離婚 Celebrating my divorce.
你的女性朋友們帶你出來玩 是吧 Your girlfriends brought you out to have a good time, huh?
嗯 幹得不錯 Whoo! yeah. good job. okay.
接下來就交給我了 I'll take it from here.
卡洛琳 能不能麻煩你 Uh, caroline, would you mind...
為了我 坐在這兒 Sitting for me right here?
這會很棒的 That would be great.
呃 還有一件事 And, um, one last thing --
你最喜歡的事情是什麼 What's your favorite thing?
喝酒 Alcohol.
好吧 喝酒 Okay. alcohol.
呃 我需要一些群眾參與進來 Um, i'm gonna need some crowd participation on this one,
大家來跟著我做 So just, uh, follow my lead.
好 Yeah.
很好 Okay.
年輕的卡洛琳 給黑人小伙帶來歡樂時光 Young caroline, give a nigga happy time.
她喜歡喝酒 但你過來不是聽我嘮叨 She like alcohol, but you ain't here to hear me whine.
我看著你的背後 試著保持耐心 I'm looking at your backside. i'm trying to stay patient.
拍起手來 這是站立的熱烈鼓掌 Make that thing clap. that's a standing ovation.
獨立的奶奶 她不需要你的幫助 Grandma independent. she don't need your help.
但你卻不願這麼看自己 But you don't really feel that way about yourself.
所以這個名字從你口中說出感覺很滑稽 That's why the name feel funny in your mouth.
你不相信 但我可以看到 You don't believe it, but i can see it.
還有那個該死的男人 他配不上你 And fuck that dude. he don't get you.
我知道你很有魅力 我才剛剛遇到你 I know you're cool and i just met you.
八點接你上車 pick you up around 8∶00.
我可以和你在一起 I can come and get you.
在沙灘上 我們反反覆覆的玩球 On the coast, and we ballin' back and forth
像是乒乓球 你沒有任何煩擾 Like it's ping-pong and you ain't got a thing on.
讓我為你唱一首你的主題曲 Let me sing your theme song.
卡洛琳 ♪ caroline ♪
今夜是如此特別 ♪ this could be something special ♪
我對你的愛 永不消逝 ♪ this love of mine will never let go ♪
如果我能追到你 ♪ if i could make you mine ♪
我會百般呵護你 ♪ oh, i'd treat you so special ♪
答應我 ♪ be mine ♪
答應我 ♪ oh, be mine ♪
好了 我需要你們大家一起在這個節拍上鼓掌 好嗎 All right. i need y'all to clap on this one. okay.
卡洛琳 ♪ caroline ♪
今夜是如此特別 ♪ this could be something special ♪
我對你的愛 永不消逝 ♪ this love of mine could never let go ♪
如果我能追到你 ♪ and if i make you mine ♪
我會百般呵護你 ♪ oh, i'd treat you so special ♪
答應我 ♪ be mine ♪
你為什麼來這兒 Why are you here?
我不知道 I don't know.
我們 呃… 我們離薩瓦納很近 Me and the guys were, uh... we were near savannah.
我不能不來看你 And i couldn't not see you.
好吧 Okay.
然後呢 And?
別笑話我 Don't laugh.
我們打算去大會 然後… 我不知道 Uh, we're going up to the convention and -- i don't know.
我們有瘋狂的一夜 We're gonna have one crazy night to put this in bed and...
我不知道 我就是覺得這應該很有趣 I don't know. i just thought it could be fun.
大會 The convention?
所以你告訴我你大老遠過來看我 So you mean to tell me you came all the way here to see me
就為了那該死的大會嗎 About that bullshit convention?
不不 聽我說 我知道 No. look -- look, i know.
我只是認為 這是一個 I just thought it... presented itself as an --
這對我們來說是一個有趣的機會 As an interesting opportunity for us to --
不不不不 No, no, no, no. no.
可能只是對你自己 For you maybe.
我特麼去大會能有什麼啊 麥克 What the hell do i need a convention for, mike?
你不需要 我不是這個意思 You don't. that's not what i'm saying.
你能讓我說完嗎 拜託 Would you let me finish, please?
- 你能不能… - 不 嗯哼 不行 - will you just -- - No. Unh-unh. No
我已經有八年沒和你說話了 I haven't talked to you for eight years
- 自從你離開我 - 什麼 是我離開了你嗎 - Since you walked out on me. - oh, did i walk out on you?
因為我清楚的記得 我去找了份工作 Because if i remember correctly, i went and took a job.
當我回來的時候 有人就不讓我進來了 And when i came back, someone wouldn't let me in the house.
麥克 你憑什麼認為這麼久過去了 Mike, what makes you think that you can come up in here
你一回來 隨口一句 After all this time and snap your fingers
我就該幫你的忙嗎 And i'm supposed to do a favor for you?
好吧 Okay.
也許 我是… 我就是個蠢貨 我很抱歉 Maybe... i'm -- i'm an idiot. i'm sorry.
我不是那個意思 I-i'm not saying that at all.
真的嗎 Really?
我不是來求你幫我 I don't need a favor from you.
去他妹的大會 Fuck the convention.
不是…所有的這些都只是借口 Don't -- all it is is an excuse
好解開讓咱倆之間的恩怨 For us to try to put this shit between us to bed.
就是這樣 That's all.
該死 Oh, shit.
謝謝你 奧克塔維斯 Thank you, octavius.
唔哦 你太棒了 Ooh. you're wonderful.
女王大人們 都過來 My queens, gather.
我需要你們 我需要你們 I need you. i need you.
你們曾被冤家鬼敲門嗎 You ever had a ghost come to your front door?
來自過去的鬼魂 卻依然能讓你顫抖 A ghost from your past, one that still makes you shiver?
我今天就碰到一個 I had one today.
所以我需要你們的幫助 So i need your help.
我需要你們幫我做個決定 I need you to help me make a decision
我是該讓那個鬼魂留在他的墓穴裏 Of whether i should leave that ghost in his grave
還是給他一個機會復活 Or give him an opportunity to be resurrected.
復活 Resurrected!
那好 Okay.
今晚我準備了一個彩蛋 I got a little treat for y'all tonight.
我曾經認為他是…白巧克力 It's a man i knew... as white chocolate.
有人聽過他的名聲 魔力麥克 Some might know him as magic mike.
我們就來看看 這個邁克是不是還有魔力 We're gonna see if he's still got some magic in that mike.
嘿 美人兒 Hello, beautiful.
你今晚來找點樂子嗎 You down for a little fun tonight?
- 是的 - 好的 - Yes. - all right.
請坐 Have a seat.
邁克 Mike?
拜託 別這樣 Come on. let's not do this.
馬利克 Malik?
♪ 我要 我要 我要 我要讓你知道 ♪ ♪ i'm -- i'm -- i'm -- i'm gonna make you feel it ♪
♪ 我要讓你感到 ♪ ♪ i'm gonna make you feel it ♪
♪ 告訴我你為何叛逆 ♪ ♪ tell me why you wanna be bad ♪
♪ 耍壞 ♪ ♪ bad ♪
♪ 告訴我你為何變壞 ♪ ♪ tell me why you wanna be bad ♪
♪ 你如此可口 ♪ ♪ you sweatin' ♪
♪ 但為何叫我爹地 ♪ ♪ why you callin' me daddy? ♪
♪ 我會給你從未體驗過的爽快 寶貝 ♪ ♪ giving you the best you ever had, babe ♪
♪ 讓我給你從未體驗過的爽快 ♪ ♪ make me feel like you ain't ever had it ♪
♪ 像皮筋一樣拉伸你 ♪ ♪ stretching you out like you are elastic ♪
♪ 轉身 插入讓我能抓住你 ♪ ♪ turn around, poke it out so i can grab it ♪
♪ 顛倒你的臀部 好似正在運動 ♪ ♪ flip that ass over like we in gymnastics ♪
♪ 你真壞 ♪ ♪ you nasty ♪
♪ 寶貝 告訴我你想要更加深入 ♪ ♪ baby, tell me that you want it deeper ♪
♪ 我已欲罷不能 ♪ ♪ i don't ever wanna come out ♪
♪ 直至你昏迷 ♪ ♪ put you in a coma ♪
♪ 你在冬眠 ♪ ♪ you're a sleeper ♪
♪ 你的身體已昏昏欲睡 ♪ ♪ i know that your body's been drowsed ♪
♪ 讓我來幫你清醒 ♪ ♪ i'm gonna make you feel it ♪
♪ 清醒 ♪ ♪ feel it ♪
♪ 我會讓你感到的 ♪ ♪ i'm gonna make you feel it ♪
♪ 告訴我你不想再做乖乖女 ♪ ♪ tell me, do you wanna be bad ♪
♪ 告訴我你想更狂野 寶貝 ♪ ♪ tell me, do you wanna be bad, babe ♪
♪ 這次發射我將玩壞你 ♪ ♪ with the shots -- pow pow -- you bust off like an uzi ♪
♪ 我想該換床單了 寶貝 ♪ ♪ think i'm gonna need another mat, babe ♪
♪ 把我當作少年再來一次 ♪ ♪ back that ass up on me like i'm juvie ♪
♪ 就像電影裏演的一樣 ♪ ♪ about nothing but action in this movie ♪
♪ 我們在其中沉淪 ♪ ♪ it's going down ♪
♪ 轉身 讓我撫摸你的曲線 ♪ ♪ turn around, let me feel your booty ♪
♪ 我將是你私人的部分 ♪ ♪ i'm a private in your parts ♪
♪ 我在履行責任 ♪ ♪ i'm at duty ♪
♪ 美女 和我一起 ♪ ♪ girl, give it to me ♪
♪ 寶貝 你讓我想起我的吉普 ♪ ♪ baby, you remind me of my jeeper ♪
♪ 你的身姿如它般上下起伏 ♪ ♪ the way you body's bouncing up and down ♪
♪ 如同海嘯或是颶風 ♪ ♪ feels like a tsunami or katrina ♪
♪ 我保證我已經無法自拔 ♪ ♪ i swear i am deep enough to drown ♪
♪ 噢 美女 ♪ ♪ oh, girl ♪
♪ 我會讓你感到的 ♪ ♪ i'm gonna make you feel it ♪
♪ 我會讓你體驗 ♪ ♪ i'm gonna make you feel it ♪
看來你又要離開了 So, seeing as though you are leaving again...
安德烈會幫我照顧你們的 I have andre over here to take care of you.
你們想去哪裏就讓他送 He'll take you wherever you want to go.
是 我們必須走了 Yeah. we got to get on the road.
今晚…很好玩 This was, uh, this was fun --
不管怎樣 我想 Whatever, i guess, that this was.
見到你還是很高興的 It was good seeing you.
我也是 Likewise.
那麼… 剛才那是什麼意思 So... what was that?
你們一起跳過舞嗎 Y'all used to dance together?
嗯 是啊 Uh, yeah.
這真是… Look, it's a...
說來話長 但羅姆和我相遇 It's a long, long story, but, uh, rome and i met each other
在生命中的趣味時光裏 At a very interesting time in our lives,
而且 也可以說我們有過一段 And -- and, uh, i guess you could say that we had a thing.
是啊 我就說你們有過 Mm. yeah. i'd say you had a thing.
是的 Yeah.
但我跟多拉斯工作後 我們就分開了 Well, until i, uh, i went to work with Dallas.
是的 Yeah.
那麼… 她現在是要幫我們還是怎樣 So... is she gonna come help us or what?
不 不 No. no.
我不 我不覺得她會幫我們 I don't -- i don't think that's gonna actually happen.
羅姆喜歡呆在她的城堡裏 Rome likes to stay in her castle.
所以她才建造的 That's why she built it.
我還要再往北走95里是吧 So, uh, i getting on 95 north, right?
是的 就在查爾斯頓外面 Yeah. yeah. it's just outside of charleston.
她給我發了地址 我不知道 She texted me the address. i don't know.
快到的時候我會告訴你的 I'll tell you when we get closer.
- 你需要一個助駕嗎 - 嗯 謝謝 - You need a co-pilot? - yes, please.
好 Okay.
今晚真是炫酷叼夥計 That was insane tonight, man.
謝謝 我是說真的 夥計 那就像… Thanks. i'm serious, dude. that was like...
這確實很酷 不騙你 It was a good night. i'm not gonna lie to you.
你的招式真是前所未有啊夥計 Your stuff is revolutionary, man.
有時候那些配樂有點…… Sometimes the songs are a little...
不 夥計 配樂堪稱完美 你在逗我嗎 No, man. it was perfect. are you kidding me?
謝謝誇獎 你就那樣在舞台上即興來了 I appreciate that. and you just made that up on the spot.
我…羅姆讓我們把激情投入到工作中 I -- well, rome likes us to put our passion in our work.
是啊 我確實感受到了 Well, it shows, man.
我還沒見過那麼絕的 I've never seen anything like that.
你的音樂還用在其他地方嗎 Are you doing anything else with your music?
我正在努力 我把它傳到了網上 Man, i'm trying. i put it up online.
希望我的音樂可以通過社交媒體傳播 Hopefully, like, it'll spread through social media,
但說實話 這首歌的效果真是… But honestly, with this e.p. that's coming out, it's...
不錯啊 Oh, cool, man.
很難讓人們注意到你 It's hard to get people to pay attention to it.
因為現在的人 'cause there's so much shit that comes
真是什麼鬼都上傳 on the internet ever
我只想做我自己 I just want to stay authentic.
是啊 不過至少你在嘗試了 兄弟 Yeah. well, at least you're trying, man.
至少你嘗試了 At least you're trying.
這就是我之前搬去佛羅里達的原因 That's why i moved down to florida back in the day,
更確切的說 是去做音樂了 Actually, was to do music stuff.
真的嗎 是啊 當然 Really? yeah. yeah.
03年到05年 我在迪士尼的 I sang in "dream along with mickey"
「跟米奇一起幻想」 At disney world from '03 to '05.
什麼 What?
是啊 是真的 Yeah, man. for real.
我從唐老鴨的替補開始做起 I mean, i started out as the donald duck understudy,
第二年 我就給米老鼠配音了 But i -- i was playing mickey by my second year.
我被一個經紀人簽下了 I got signed by an agent,
簽下了當地的幾個廣告 Booked a couple regional commercial spots.
一天 我在廣播裏聽到要招人跳舞 And one day i heard an ad on the radio looking for dancers.
後面的事情你就都知道了 And you know how that shit goes, so...
當我開始做這個的時候 我就想 When i started this, i thought --
兄弟 我以為我會很討厭它 Man, i thought i'd hate it.
但現在 如果那張唱片明天就火了 But now, if the -- if, like, the e.p. blew up tomorrow,
我也可能不會放棄做這個 I'd probably still do this on the side.
- 什麼 - 我是認真的 - What? - i'm serious.
你特麼在逗我 You're shitting me.
你沒看見我一天能泡多少妞嗎 Do you see how many girls i meet every day?
- 是的 - 免費嗎 - Yes. - for free?
免費 我不用付錢 For free! i don't got to pay for --
我做的就只是唱歌 All i do is sing.
你想想 And you think about that.
這些妞兒每天都要面對男人 Like, these girls have to deal with men in their lives
每一天 他們從來不聽她們說話 Every day who -- they don't listen to them.
從來不問她們想要什麼 They don't ask them what they want.
連她們想要什麼都不問 They don't even ask them what they want.
我們要做的就是問她們想要什麼 All we got to do is ask them what they want.
當她們跟你說的時候 感覺真是爽爆了 And when they tell you, it's a beautiful thing, man.
就像我們是…我們是醫者什麼的 It's like we're like... we're like healers or something.
是啊夥計 Yes, man.
- 那是當然 - 我們就是 - Fuck, yes. - we are.
說的對 我們就是醫者 That's right. we're healers.
我們就是醫者 We're healers, man.
我們能做到的 嗯 做得到 We can be. okay. yeah. we can be.
我們做得到 We can be.
我喜歡 Okay. i like that.
- 嘿 謝謝你送我們 - 沒什麼 兄弟 - Hey, thanks for the ride. - no problem, man.
跟你聊得很嗨 夥計 平安到家 Good talking to you, man. safe home.
到家就跟我們聯繫 Look us up when you get back.
好的夥計 謝謝 兄弟 All right, man. thanks, man.
你確定是這裏嗎 You sure this is the place?
是的 我很確定 她親口說過 我還收到了短信 Yeah. i'm positive. she said it, and i got the text.
你這話那麼自信 Looks like somebody hooked up
好像找了富姐一樣 with a trust fund baby
我就說她最喜歡聽的 I just hit her with her favorite flavor, baby,
我們有大房子住了 And we're livin' large.
梅根嗎 Megan?
你好 Hello?
梅根 Megan?
吸引法則正在此地上演 There's some law of attraction going on up in here.
我們來了 梅根 There's somebody in here. megan!
是我 提托 It's tito!
嘿 Hey!
噢 草 Oh... shit.
你們是誰 Who are you?
我是梅根的朋友 Just, uh, friends of megan.
啊 Ah.
梅根在嗎 Is megan here?
我女兒跟她的朋友出去了 My daughter and her friends are outside.
你們是誰 Who are you?
噢 你們在轟趴 我們出去等吧 Oh, you're having a party. we'll just go out --
你是說梅根會這樣回到客房嗎 You said megan was back this way in the guesthouse?
你們別急著走 You hold on.
你們不能像陌生人一樣走進我家 Y'all can't just walk in my house like strangers
還沒喝我的招呼酒就走了 Without having a hello drink.
進來坐吧 You come on now and have a seat.
喝點什麼 紅酒 還是白酒 What you want? you want red? you want white?
我們有威士忌 還有香檳 We got whiskey. we got shine.
你們都要喝點才行 Y'all get something.
要不我們從啤酒喝到香檳怎樣 How about we start with wine and end with shine?
我喜歡這玩法 I like that rule.
親愛的 你過來坐這邊 來啊 Honey, you come sit right here. come on.
噢 我去 Oh, shit!
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
聞起來很不錯啊 It smells good.
來…乾杯 Well... cheers!
乾杯 乾杯 眼神交流 Cheers. cheers. eye contact.
謝謝你的款待 夫人 Thank you for your hospitality, ma'am.
別說這種狗屁話 Quit that proper shit.
你聽起來就跟我前夫一個樣 You sound just like my ex.
你們叫什麼名字 What are your names?
我叫邁克 這是提托 Uh, i'm mike. this is tito...
提托 肯恩 Tito. ...ken...
肯恩 裏奇 Ken. ...richie,
呃… Uh...
我叫南希 Well, i'm nancy.
這是媚 茱莉亞 戴安 還有潔西卡 And this is mae, julia, diane, and jessica.
嘿 很高興見到你們 Hey. nice to meet you.
很高興見到你們 謝謝 女士們 Nice to meet y'all. thank you, ladies.
你們都不像是本地人 Y'all don't look like you're from around here.
我們來自邁阿密 呃 其他的… We're from miami. uh, just...
佛羅里達 Florida.
還有一個是俄亥俄的 夥計 There's one in ohio, dude.
我們要去美特爾海灘 路過這裏 Just passing through on our way to myrtle beach.
噢 美特爾海灘 鄉下人的度假勝地 Oh! myrtle beach! redneck riviera.
你們應該去基洼島 Y'all should try kiawah instead.
噢 是的 我聽說那非常好玩 夫人 Oh, yeah, i heard that's real nice, ma'am.
噢 是的 我聽說那非常好玩 夫人 "oh, yeah, i heard that's real nice, ma'am."
聽啊 Listen to him!
我說的像那樣嗎 Is that what i sound like?
你很好 You're good!
別以為我不知道 Don't think i don't know
你們來這想跟那些女孩幹嘛 What you're doing here with those girls.
你們都是怎麼認識我女兒的 How do y'all know my daughter?
我們…我們在一個 We just... uh, we just met her at a --
在…在傑克遜維爾的一個… At a-- in jacksonville at -- at a...
就是個酒吧 It was a bar.
酒吧 好吧 我女兒就是那樣的 A bar. well, that's my daughter.
經常結交新朋友 Always making new friends!
那你們都是幹嘛的 So what do y'all do?
我們是…我…嘿 We are... i, uh -- hey!
你們好嗎 How are you?
嘿 嗨 Hey! hi!
你終於來了 There you are.
你們在說什麼 Hey. what are y'all talking about?
噢 那些男孩正準備告訴我們 Oh, the boys are just about to tell us
- 他們是靠什麼賺錢的 - 噢 - What they do for a living. - oh.
我們 額… We, uh...
我們…我有 What do -- uh, i have --
我有自己的傢俱公司 I have my own furniture company.
是的 他很牛逼的 Yeah. he's great. um...
提托喜歡酸奶 Tito here is into yogurt.
凍酸奶 完全手作 Frozen yogurt. yeah. artisanal.
肯是個剛出道的演員 還是三級靈氣治癒師 Ken is a budding actor and, um, and level-3 reiki healer.
如果你們需要任何幫助… Uh, so if you need any work done...
歐尼是…是個藝術家 Uh, ernie is -- is an artist.
他是個畫家 He's a painter.
媽媽 他們是脫衣舞男 Mom, they're male strippers.
看 這才乾脆嘛 Now, that makes sense.
你為什麼一開始不肯說 Why didn't you say so in the first place?
因為這麼介紹別人很尷尬唉 Because it's fucking awkward to introduce somebody like that.
別再說那種話了 Enough with that fucking language!
噢 天 我還從來沒有 Oh, god, i don't think i've ever had
叫過真正的脫衣舞男來我家呢 A real live stripper in my house before.
現在你有了 You have now.
好吧 其實正規的稱呼是 Uh, well, actually, the -- the technical term is --
- 是男性表演者 - 噢 我的天 - Is male entertainer. - oh, my!
媽媽 他們來這不是跳脫衣舞的 就是朋友而已 Mom, they're not here for that. they're just friends.
當然不是來跳舞的 Of course not!
聽話 戴安娜 下去給我們多拿點葡萄酒來 Shit, diana, go down and grab us some more vino.
不 不 不 別了 你們別擔心 No, no, no. don't -- don't you worry.
- 我知道該怎麼來 馬上上膛 南希 - 好的 - I got this. i'll reload, nancy. - okay, baby.
你只管…什麼貴就拿什麼 You just -- you just get anything that looks expensive.
只要你的小手臂拿得下 As much of the good stuff
盡量多拿 親愛的 As your little arms can carry, darling.
你放心 You got it.
我也有手臂 我可以幫忙 I-i got arms. i'll help.
你是美國人嗎 提托 Are you native american, tito?
是的 我媽媽是 Yes, on my mother's side.
說真的 我可以自己來 不過還是謝了 Really, i've got it. thanks, though.
噢 你自己可拿不動的 Oh, you do not have it.
據我剛才在上面看到的 By what i just saw up there,
我們需要一匹騾子才能拿下那麼多東西 We are gonna need a fucking pack mule to water that bunch.
所以 我不知道你能不能 So -- i don't know.
開始拿吧 Let's fucking do this.
話說 我還以為你會在紐約 I thought you were supposed to be in new york, by the way.
噢 慢著 我們不是在那嗎 Oh, wait. is that not where we are?
喔 Wow.
我改變主意了 I changed my mind.
所以這意味著你要當頭 So does that mean you are gonna be on the pole
還是不要呢 Or you're not gonna be on the pole?
因為 我是說 Because, i mean,
多莉·蒂茨站在台上 即將為你們呈現 "dolly titz on the main stage, coming up for you, boys.
把鈔票都拿出來 讓她今天開心一下 Get your dollar bills out and let's brighten up her day"
我對這種沒有抵抗力啊 Sounds awesome to me.
哈哈 Ha ha.
圓的好啊 蝶竇 Nice callback, clitoria.
輕鬆就能實現 我把持不住 It's low-hanging fruit. i can't help myself.
那現在怎麼辦呢 What's the plan now, then?
- 目前嗎 - 是啊 - Currently? - yep.
給樓上的火藥桶們找到最好的燃料 Find the perfect dynamite for that powder keg upstairs
然後 看著它炸了 And... watch it blow.
好吧 Okay.
那我們要找什麼 What are we looking for?
又老又貴的東西 好融入樓上的氣氛 Something old and expensive -- to fit in upstairs.
沒問題 Cool.
它們看起來都一個樣兒 They all look the same to me.
種族歧視 Racist.
什麼 Hmm?
1959年的拉菲 1959 Chateau Lafite.
這個可以了 That'll do.
我聽見的是 You see, what i hear
那傢伙連自己的破事兒都不管 Is that guy isn't taking care of his own shit.
如果你自己都不想付出勞動 How are you gonna expect your lady to trim the hedges,
又怎麼能讓你的女人幫你打理家務呢 If you're not willing to... prune the tree?
知道嗎 我有一條三日迅速成長法則 See, i have a three-day max-growth rule.
他媽必須的 Abso-fucking-lutely, ma'am.
喔 Wow.
- 原諒我粗俗的用詞 - 得了吧 - Pardon my language. - oh, please.
紅酒來啦 We got wine!
滿滿一籃子的紅酒 A basket full of wine!
一大籃子的紅酒 We got a basket of wine.
你們錯過了很多人夫故事 You are missing out on some husband tales in here.
或者說前夫故事 Or ex-husband tales.
茱莉亞和我在努力地引誘媚和戴安 Julia and i are trying to lure mae and diana
進入我們的黑暗世界 Over to the dark side.
發揮你的力量吧 夫人 Use the force, nance.
來嘛 媚 Come on, mae.
輪到你了 It's your turn.
來吧 媚 Come on, mae.
來嘛 媚 Come on, mae.
我們都知道 愛情故事肯定不是那麼甜蜜的 We know it ain't all peaches and roses in that bedroom.
我們都會保密的 Cone of silence here.
好吧 那我來說吧 Fine. i'll go, then.
好吧 給你們個勁爆的 Ugh. here's a whopper for you.
開始了 Here we go.
羅傑是我唯一睡過的男人 Roger's the only man i've ever slept with.
那你就要再多喝點了 Then you are gonna get more wine.
對 Yeah.
我第一次就是跟他 那時我十七歲 然後就完了 I lost my virginity to him when i was 17, and that was that.
生了兩個漂亮的女兒 Two beautiful daughters,
可是我整個操蛋的人生只擁有過一根雞巴 But only one penis my entire fucking life.
可悲的是 我天真到連他是基佬都不知道 Sadly, i was too naive to recognize that he was a gay man.
媽媽 這可不一定 Mom, you don't know that.
我可清楚了 Oh, i knew enough.
我知道他可喜歡我把手指放進 I knew he really liked it when i put my fing--
媽媽 別說 我不想聽到這些東西 Mom! no. i don't want to hear that. hey!
可你需要聽一下 沒那麼可怕 Well, you need to hear this! it's not so terrible.
因為我把我整個人生都揮霍在這麼個男人身上了 Because i pissed away all of this on one man.
我不想你們犯同樣的錯誤 And you are not gonna make the same mistake.
收到了 Got it.
所以我才讓這些姑娘浪起來 That's why i tell these girls to play the field.
不休不止 直到找到一個 And don't stop until you find one
能讓你神魂顛倒爽翻天的人 That rocks your fucking socks off!
- 我的座右銘 - 領教 領教 - My motto. - hear, hear.
你知道嗎 夫人 這對男女都通用 Well, you know, nancy, that plays both ways.
我覺得我比誰都玩得溜 I think i've had as good a run as anybody.
但我願毫不猶豫 But i'd trade all that in a heartbeat
用它去換來家裏的老婆孩子 還有愛我的人 To come home to a wife, a kid, people that love me.
內心的空洞永遠無法被填補 That hole is never gonna be filled.
情感卻他媽的早已啟航 That ship fucking sailed.
我想我的靈魂剛剛逝去了一點 I think my soul just died a little bit.
我太愛你了 歐尼 I love you, ernie.
好吧 漢克和我從不會開著燈做愛 Well, hank and i have never had sex with the lights on.
什麼 What?
每次開始的時候 他都會把燈關了 Every time it starts, he just goes and turns 'em off.
我試著去暗示他 但是 And i try to drop hints, but, um...
也許是我的問題吧 我也不知道 Maybe it's me. i don't know.
拜託 一次都沒有嗎 Come on. never once?
從來沒有 Never.
他沒有向你展示你有多美 He's not showing you how beautiful you are.
你美若天僊 你是知道的 對吧 No. you're gorgeous -- you know that, right?
她美極了 對吧 She's gorgeous, right?
而且我不是在說你妝化得多好 And i'm not just talking about the paint job.
我不是在說你的外表 I'm not talking about this vessel.
我是在說你內在的東西 I'm talking about what's inside you.
我的工作就是探索能量 I read energy in my work,
而你的 是純淨甜美 溫柔慈愛的 And -- and yours is pure and sweet and loving and nurturing.
你必須要跟他談一下 You got to talk to him.
因為如果他不願意愛慕你 'cause if he's not gonna worship you,
外面大把的男人願意 There's a lot of guys out there who will.
願意愛慕你的男人會從這裏 And the line starts right here.
- 繞著這間房子排隊- 沒錯 - Winds around this room, too. - yep. absolutely.
你懂的 對吧 You know that, right?
很好 別這樣 不要對我害羞 Good. don't -- no, no. don't get shy on me.
你要說出來 我想聽你說出來 You need to say it. i want to hear you say it.
把話語權掌控住 Own it.
好吧 我只是不知道該向他說什麼 Well, i just don't know what to say to him.
那就告訴他你想怎麼做 Well, tell him what your fantasy is.
然後確保他能開著燈和你做 And make sure he does it with the lights on.
如果他不願意 你們的問題就大了 If he doesn't, then y'all have a serious problem.
好吧 我 Well, i, um...
在大學的時候我們就相愛了 When we were in college and we were falling in love,
我們經常聽那首 Heaven We used to listen to that song, um, "heaven."
天哪 太棒了 Oh, shit. yes!
我愛死那首歌了 I love that song.
♪ 思念著青蔥歲月 ♪ ♪ oh, thinking about all our younger years ♪
♪ 腦海裏只剩彼此 ♪ ♪ there was only you and me ♪
♪ 我們如此青春 狂野 自由 ♪ ♪ we were young and wild and free ♪
能幫我拿一下嗎 來嘛 Will you hold this for me? mm-hmm. yeah. come on!
♪ 如今你永遠伴我身旁 ♪ ♪ now nothing can take you away from me ♪
♪ 我們曾在此路並肩而行 ♪ ♪ we've been down that road before ♪
♪ 但一切已成回憶 ♪ ♪ but that's all over now ♪
♪ 你不斷索求 ♪ ♪ you keep coming back for more ♪
♪ 寶貝 你是我唯一的渴求 ♪ ♪ baby, you're all that i want ♪
♪ 當我擁你入懷 ♪ ♪ when you're lying here in my arms ♪
♪ 難以相信我們已然身處天堂 ♪ ♪ i'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven ♪
耶 Yeah.
♪ 愛 是我唯一的慾望 ♪ ♪ and love is all that i need ♪
♪ 而愛 見於你心 ♪ ♪ and i found it there in your heart ♪
♪ 其實不難發現 我們已然身處天堂 ♪ ♪ it isn't too hard to see we're in heaven ♪
感覺好嗎 Do you feel good?
太棒了 Yeah, baby. whoo!
簡直妙不可言 That's wonderful!
我覺得漢克做不到 I don't think hank can do that.
隨時為你服務 寶貝 Doctor's in the house, baby.
只要開口 隨時奉陪 The doctor has checked into the building.
謝謝 Oh, thank you.
干 肯恩 Yeah! fuck, ken!
你竟然還有這招 What the fuck?
你們都知道這是我試音的歌吧 Y'all know that was my audition song.
- 什麼 - 對 其中一首 - What? - yeah, it was one of them.
太棒了 It's awesome.
天哪 這個夜晚太他媽讚了 Oh, god, i just love this fucking night!
我喜歡 I love it!
真希望我們能早點認識 I wish we had known you guys back in our day, you know?
現在還不晚嘛 女士 Well, i'd say it's still your day, ma'am.
謝謝你 裏奇 Thank you, richie.
起來 Stand up.
來吧 站起來 Come on, stand up.
嘿 Hey!
我的天哪 看看你 Oh, my god. just look at you.
簡直就是完美 You are just perfect.
真該死 Damn!
天哪 Oh, god.
要來了 Here it comes.
我無意冒犯 但是 I hate to be rude, but...
你想拉開拉鏈 You want to pop the hood.
我去 Oh, shit.
天了嚕 Oh, my god!
拜託 Oh, please!
你一個人在這裏吃蛋糕 Of course you're -- you're eating cake by yourself
外面都炸開了花了 When, uh, the fireworks are about to go off in there.
這看起來再正常不過了 This isn't concerning at all.
我還能說什麼呢 What can i say?
我喜歡吃蛋糕 I like cake.
你知道外面發生什麼了嗎 Do you have any idea what's going on out there?
一位女士快要被 A lady is about to get --
我都不知道該怎麼說出口了 I don't even know how to put it into words.
不用 我喜歡吃曲奇 No. i'm a cookie guy.
什麼 What?
- 對 - 這是他媽的紅絲絨蛋糕 - Yeah. - it's red fucking velvet.
我寧願吃一袋奧利奧也不吃那玩意兒 I would take a pack of oreos over that bullshit
- 不管什麼時候都是 - 你有毛病吧 - Any day of the week. - what's wrong with you?
我沒有毛病 因為曲奇真的很贊 Nothing's wrong. 'cause cookies are awesome.
好吧 我想我們已經沒什麼 Well, i don't think we have anything more
可以再說下去的 To say to one another.
聽著 如果你不想談這些 Look, if you don't want to talk about it or whatever --
我不知道是不是紐約的事情 I don't know if it's about new york --
但直覺告訴我可能是因為 But i maybe intuit that it might be --
我要把廚房的刀藏起來了 I'm gonna start hiding the kitchen knives in a minute.
說真的 就是這麼明顯 Seriously, it is that obvious.
怎麼了 What's up?
我在邁阿密認識了一個攝影師 I met a photographer in miami
在那個派對上 at this party i
他很友好 但是他結婚了 He was nice and married and all of that.
嗯 Mm.
看了一眼我的照片 覺得我對上他的眼了 Took a look at my photos and said i had an eye.
當場就讓我做他的助理 Offered me a job right there on the spot as his assistant.
那很好啊 That's cool.
那他給你地方住了嗎 I mean, did he offer a place for you to stay as well
那地方是不是剛好是他妻子不在時候的他家 That happened to be his house when his wife was away?
是不是 That...
對 Yeah.
等等 你當時在那裏嗎 Wait. were you there?
我在 不過我當時嗑藥了 I was there, but i was in drag.
你不可能認出我的 you wouldn't have recognized me.
但我很想把你手上這坨東西扔出去 Mm. but i just want to throw this out there, though.
這或許是上帝的意願 Um, this might be god's way
在摩陀海灘給你第二次機會 Of giving you a second chance at myrtle beach.
嗯 Mm.
任何值得信仰的上帝 Any god worth believing in
肯定會在你需要的時候送你幾個丁字褲壯男 Certainly sends you dudes in thongs when in need.
或者她就是知道邁阿密的某些混蛋們 Or she just knows that some asshole in miami --
她 She?
對 我的是女神 Yes, my god is a she.
她或許就是知道 我也說不清楚 Um, she just might know that -- i don't know --
邁阿密的某些混蛋偷了你的笑容 而你需要找回來 Some asshole in miami stole your smile and you need it back.
而我能擔保 And i can guarantee you
脫衣舞男能給你足夠多的笑容 That strippers will give smiles aplenty
讓你忘掉紐約的事情 And make you forget about new york.
如果這都不見效 And if that doesn't work, then
那麼外面會有三千個女人 there will be 3000 women out there
覺得你根本對男人不感興趣 Seeing as you're not in a boy phase.
那確實是個問題 That's quite a pitch. mm.
事情不是按你的意願發展的時候 Look, when shit's not going your way,
和幾個朋友瘋一下 Getting a little crazy with some random friends
能幫你理清一下思緒 Has a way of helping you sort out your own shit.
所以我現在成你朋友了 So i'm your friend now?
你見過我撒尿了 You've seen me pee.
見過我撒尿的都該算我朋友 I don't know anyone that's not my friend that's seen me pee.
好吧 Fair enough.
聽著 我通常都不會相信一個喜歡曲奇的男人 Look, i don't normally trust a cookie guy...
但我會考慮一下的 But i'll -- i'll think about it.
就這麼定了 That's valid.
好了 你就好好想想吧 小寶貝 All right. you think about it, dolly.
我要進去滿足餓狼了 I'm gonna go back in there and feed the wolves,
裏面都快瘋掉了 'cause it's getting a little rabid in there.
好吧 All right?
還有 我叫佐伊 It's zoe, by the way.
- 佐伊 - 嗯 - Zoe. - mm-hmm.
很高興認識你 Nice to meet you.
魔力 Magic.
魔力麥克 Magic mike.
謝了 夥計 Thanks, man. yeah.
早啊 先生們 Morning, gentlemen.
早啊 夥計 Morning. hey, buddy.
昨晚睡得好嗎 Everyone sleep all right?
很好 很好 Yeah. yeah.
你們好好玩 You boys have fun.
你們做了嗎 Did you bangee?
做了 Yes.
你上了她 You banged her?
她是你要找的那只水晶鞋嗎 Was she the glass slipper?
可以啊 夥計 Yes, man!
那個完美誘人的女士就是那只水晶鞋 That wonderful, nice lady was the glass slipper?
每一寸都能緊緊裹住 Hold it. every inch?
喔 Wow.
你們有著很深的羈絆 夥計 Y'all had a crazy connection, man.
我能感受到的 真替你高興 I could feel it. i'm so happy for you.
什麼 What?
這絕對在開玩笑 什麼 You got to be kidding me. yeah. what?!
這他媽絕對在開玩笑 You got to be fucking joking.
我勒個去 Oh, shit!
- 能讓我們開麼 - 這是那個前夫的 - This is us? - it was the ex-husband's.
她說了 只要我們把它開回來 Said she didn't care what shape i brought it back in,
它變成什麼樣子都沒關係 As long as i brought it back.
還真沒注意到她嫁的是肖恩·坎普 Didn't realize she'd been married to shawn kemp.
太帥了 Pimpin'! sweet!
這是件藝術品 夥計 That is a beautiful piece of machinery, man.
天了嚕 Holy shit.
我們要在美特爾海灘大炫舞技了 太讚了 We're gonna kill on the strip in myrtle. this is nice.
絕殺 This is gonna kill.
♪ 我會贈你滿天星光 ♪ ♪ i will bring you starlight by the barrow ♪
♪ 我會送你如海玫瑰 ♪ ♪ i will bring you roses by the score ♪
♪ 無從躲避 ♪ ♪ there's no other way ♪
♪ 與我在海邊暮光中相見 ♪ ♪ meet me in the twilight by the seaside ♪
♪ 與我在柳樹叢下相見 ♪ ♪ meet me underneath the willow's fall ♪
♪ 無從躲避 ♪ ♪ there's no other way ♪
♪ 無路可逃 ♪ ♪ there's no other way ♪
先生們 歡迎 我們已經恭候多時了 Gentlemen, welcome. we've been expecting you.
戴維森夫人提前打過招呼 升級了你們的房間 Uh, ms. davidson called ahead, upgraded your rooms,
還幫你們預訂了會議室 And booked you our conference space.
怎麼回事 這個叫戴維森的 Oh, what's up, ms. davidson? yeah.
我知道怎麼回事了 戴維森夫人 Oh, i know what's -- i know what was up ms. davidson.
不錯哦 夥計 That's sick, man.
不會吧 開什麼玩笑 No! get outta here!
所以你覺得讓我在這裏等你兩個小時 So you think it's okay to have
無所謂是嗎 me wait for you for 2 hours
有所謂 不過你提前告訴我呀 No, it's not okay, but someone should've told me.
嘿 夥計 Yo, man.
可別說我什麼都不幫你 Don't say i never did anything for you.
我保證絕對不會 I ain't never gonna say that. i promise you that.
看 你還好嗎 Look at this! what's up?
最近還好嗎 How you doing?
最近怎樣 夥計 What's up, man?
嗨 小甜心 Hi, sweetie.
所以 三千個女人 還是男人 三千個女人 So, 3,000 women, man? 3,000 women.
有什麼想法嗎 You got some ideas?
有 我已經有些主意了 Yeah, i got some ideas.
他們肯定不是為你準備的 They ain't ready for you.
他們肯定不是為我們準備的 They ain't ready for us.
♪ 帶上你的能力 ♪ ♪ pack your grip ♪
♪ 踏上旅途 ♪ ♪ takin' you on a trip ♪
♪ 還有座位 ♪ ♪ ain't no seats ♪
♪ 踏著自己的舞步 ♪ ♪ all we got's dancin' feet ♪
♪ 把煩惱丟在身後 ♪ ♪ leave your worries behind ♪
♪ 也無所謂 是晴是陰 ♪ ♪ 'cause rain, shine, won't mind ♪
♪ 今夜我們乘坐在groove線上 ♪ ♪ we're ridin' on the groove line tonight ♪
♪ 乘上火車 ♪ ♪ get this train ♪
♪ 你會很高興選擇前往 ♪ ♪ know you'll be glad you came ♪
♪ 跟著節奏 ♪ ♪ hit the track ♪
♪ 往返於派對 ♪ ♪ party hard there and back ♪
♪ 煩惱置於身後 ♪ ♪ leave your worries behind ♪
♪ 也無所謂 是晴是陰 ♪ ♪ 'cause rain, shine, won't mind ♪
♪ 今夜我們乘坐在groove線上 ♪ ♪ we're ridin' on the groove line tonight ♪
♪ 檢查輪子是否還在轉動 ♪ ♪ check out the wheels are turnin' ♪
♪ 你將知道我們不會停下 ♪ ♪ you know we won't stop ♪
♪ 燒好鍋爐 ♪ ♪ we got this boiler burnin' ♪
♪ 保持溫度 ♪ ♪ we're keepin' it hot ♪
♪ 帶上你的朋友 ♪ ♪ so grab your friends ♪
♪ 乘上列車 ♪ ♪ get the train comin' through ♪
♪ 攀上甲板 ♪ ♪ climb on board ♪
♪ 自己決定何時離開 ♪ ♪ where you leave's up to you ♪
♪ 將煩惱置於身後 ♪ ♪ leave your worries behind ♪
♪ 也無所謂 是晴是陰 ♪ ♪ 'cause rain, shine, won't mind ♪
♪ 今夜我們乘坐在groove線上 ♪ ♪ we're ridin' on the groove line tonight ♪
♪ 將煩惱置於身後 ♪ ♪ leave your worries behind ♪
♪ 也無所謂 是晴是陰 ♪ ♪ 'cause rain, shine, won't mind ♪
晚安 good night.
大家晚安 Good night, y'all.
晚點見咯 Later, guys.
兄弟 你的酸奶呢 我餓死了 Where is your yogurt now, man? i'm starving.
嗯 Yeah.
你真覺得 You really think --
你真覺得這行得通麼 You really think it's gonna work?
你覺得我能成功麼 You think I can pull this off?
啥 酸奶車麼 What, the yogurt truck?
是啊 Yeah.
嗯 當然 Yeah. Absolutely.
唉 希望如此 Man, i hope so.
希望我能辦得到 I hope i can keep it afloat, man.
因為除了在台上之外 'cause nothing feels that good.
沒有什麼能感覺更棒了 Other than being onstage.
但這就是為什麼它能成功的 兄弟 But that's why. that's why it's gonna work, man.
你愛得太深了 You love it too much.
聽著 我準備跟你說實話 肯定不會那麼容易 Look, i'm not gonna lie to you. it's not gonna be easy.
如果你需要的話 我就… If you want, man, look, i'll --
回去之後 我會 On the way back down, i'll --
我幫你看看你都有什麼 i'll go over everything you got
咱…咱過一遍 We'll -- we'll go through it.
- 是麼 - 嗯 - Yeah? - Yeah.
那就太好了 兄弟 That'd be cool, man.
話說 我懂你為什麼走了 You know, i get why you left.
我很高興你會回來 I'm just glad you're back.
好吧 催眠先生 All right, Hypnotize.
聽見聲音看見燈光就對了 Make sure you see sound and lighting.
會有人勾搭你的 They'll hook you up.
去吧 掙點錢 給他把換衣櫃鑰匙 Go on, make some money. give him a locker key.
下一個 Next!
Paris Paris.
我勒個去 Holy fucking shit.
- 你們過來幹嘛 - 嗨 - What are y'all doing here? - hi.
給老娘抱一抱 Give your mama some sugar!
你還好吧 How are you? how are you?
倦鳥總會歸巢的 They always come back. mm-hmm.
我很好 I am great.
我有點糊塗了 因為Dallas I'm a little confused, 'cause Dallas,
他都沒跟我說你們要來 He didn't let me know y'all were coming.
- 他人呢 - Dallas不來 - Where is he? - Dallas is not coming.
只有我們 It's just us.
親愛的 我可沒地方安排你們 Baby, i don't have a spot for you.
你可以安排的 別扯 You got a spot for us. come on.
親愛的 你也知道這是什麼歌流程 你沒有特權 Honey, you know how this works. you're not special.
尤其是你 你…之前就退了 Especially you. you -- you've been out!
多久了 How long?
這個…不用擔心 "d-- d-- d-- d--" don't worry about it.
- 好幾年了 - 好嘛 給我們安排一下 - Couple years. - come on. you can find us a spot.
你都不跳舞了 看看你 You've not been dancing. come on. look at you.
- 我看看 - 好嘛 你知道的 - Let me see. - come on. you know i --
- 你還有那個身材麼 - 就像騎自行車一樣 - Are you even in shape? - it's like riding a bike.
我沒想好 I don't know.
這是誰 大傻裏奇麼 你好啊 Who's this? big dumb rick? how you doing?
- 是大屌 - 好吧 - It's dick. - okay.
- 你們都沒有主持 - 我們有主持啊 - So, you don't have an m.c. - we do have an m.c.
你們都沒有主持 讓我怎麼辦 You don't have an m.c. what am i supposed to do?
我們有主持啊 We do have an m.c.
嗨 美人兒 Hey, gorgeous.
我勒個去 Shut the fuck up.
嘿 Hey.
你怎麼樣 How you been?
你怎麼樣 How have you been?
挺好 Good.
這樣能給我們安排下了吧 So, you got a spot for us?
我會的一切都是拜這妞兒所賜 This girl taught me everything i know.
十點二十是誰 Bumper Grinders麼 Who is at 10:20? bumper grinders?
好吧 All right.
看她面子 For her.
十點二十 10:20.
所以我才愛你嘛 That's why i love you.
這時段可是很賺錢的 That's a money spot.
我希望你們能多賺點回來 I expect y'all to make some money in that spot.
謝謝 Thank you.
膝蓋怎麼樣 How are the knees?
壞掉了 Rotten.
是麼 你還好吧 Yeah? you good?
兄弟 跟你講實話吧 Tell you the truth, man,
自從沙漠風暴之後 我就沒這麼緊張過了 I haven't felt this nervous since desert storm.
什麼 What?
我都認識你這麼久了 H-how have i known you this long
我怎麼不知道你參加了沙漠風暴行動呢 And i don't know that you were in desert storm?
之前我沒提過 Just never came up.
我是想說 Look, i don't know.
咱們兩個 真是沒有 Me and you, we haven't really had
什麼機會可以好好相處 a chance to have our moment.
咱還是兄弟吧 Are we good?
其實 麥克 我打電話給你的時候 You know, mike, when i called you,
不是想跟你打架 I didn't call to fuck with you.
我打給你是因為我想你了 兄弟 I called 'cause i missed you, man.
看我的厲害 讓她自己做決定 Read my fangs. let her make her own decisions.
呸 一邊去 Psst! whatever.
你倆冷靜 Chill, guys.
我上了貝拉 I fucked bella!
外邊誰家那麼賣座 Who's killing it out there?
媽的 吸血鬼垃圾 Fucking vampire bullshit.
你們看到了嗎 Did you guys see this?
他們演的是特麼的暮光之城 They're doing a fucking "twilight" routine
觀眾都不能自抑了 And they're mopping up.
那些熊孩子都長大了 All those tweeners are growing up, man.
可以理解 Makes perfect sense.
嗯 說的也是 Mm. that's true. yep.
天啊 好吧 Wow. okay.
夥計們 我就是不想把它搞砸了 Dude, i-i just don't want to fuck this up, man.
你說什麼…你才不會把這事搞砸呢 What are you t-- you're not gonna fuck this up.
還有 雖然可能性很小 And look, and on the off chance
但我們可能出場之後噓聲一片 那又如何 That we actually go out there and shit the bed, who cares?
- 別烏鴉嘴 - 為什麼 去他的 - Don't say that. - why? fuck it.
聽著 我愛你們 Look, i love you guys.
這趟旅行簡直不能更棒了 This trip has been ridiculous and amazing.
所以拜託別讓我去講什麼 So please do not make me give the whole
重點不是我們去做了 "it's not about how we go out there and do it,
而是去做了 It's about getting to go out
並且共同努力 there and do it together" speech
好吧 我還是講出來了 That i just fucking gave you.
唉 好吧 W-- okay.
裏奇 你是誰 Richie, what are you?
你不是消防員 You're not a fireman.
你是誰 What are you?
我是脫衣舞男 I'm a m-male entertainer.
脫衣舞男 Entertainer.
這就對了 我們是誰 Ooh, yeah. what are we?
去他的 脫衣舞男 Fuck it, man. male entertainers.
這才像話 快來 That's right. come on. get it in.
喂 喂 喂 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
等下 等下 Hold that up. hold that up.
現在可顧不上兄弟情深 要上場了 Look, it's not bro time, it's showtime.
- 你們準備好了麼 - 嗯 準備好了 - Are you guys ready? - yeah. we're ready.
那就好 快點 該我們出場 All right. come on. let's do this.
好吧 準備好了麼 一 二 三 All right. ready? one, two, three.
脫衣舞男 Male entertainers!
我門是脫衣舞男 脫衣舞男 We're strippers. we're strippers.
盡情歡呼吧 Whoo! yes! giving it up!
剛毅健碩的暮光之城 Oh, men of steel in the "twilight" routine!
嗯 真是性感啊 Oh, that was hot!
我聽見誰說性感了麼 Can i hear y'all say "hot"?
性感 Hot!
這才是南方的歡迎之道嘛 That's a nice southern welcome.
好啦 All right.
我知道這不是什麼競賽 Now, i know this is not a competition,
但今晚回家之前 你們會看到最最愛的 But y'all are gonna go home with your favorites tonight.
也是我一直最愛的表演 One of my all-time favorites
他們之前告別舞台一段時間 Is making an appearance on this
這次又重新回歸 stage after a little while away
神奇的舞團 Magical little dancer.
他離開過一陣子 現在重回舞台 He's been gone a little while, but he's back.
他與魔鬼為伍 He has hooked up with the devil himself...
今晚把那些朋友一起帶來 ...and he is back tonight with those friends
供各位美女享樂 To entertain your beautiful selves.
有請他們——涅磐重生 Here they are -- reserrection!
朋友們 晚上好 Good evening, friends.
這就是你們今晚來的目的 This is what you're all here for.
發射 五 四 Lift-off in five, four,
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
點火 Ignition.
淡定 Hold this.
等著欣賞我們為您呈上的精彩 Just wait till you see what we got coming up.
女士們 喜歡嗎 Did you like that, ladies?
你們覺得好嗎 Was it good to you?
我先介紹下 我叫羅姆 Well, just so you know, my name is rome.
今晚由我為大家主持 I'm gonna be your m.c. tonight.
女士們 是否介意我稱大家為女王大人 Now, ladies, do you mind if i refer to you all as queens?
因為這屋子裏的每一位 都是女王 'cause every last one of you up in here is a queen,
這一點你們要銘記在心 And don't you ever forget it!
現在 你們準備好接受膜拜嗎 Now, with that being said, are you ready to be worshipped?
你們準備好受人頂禮嗎 Are you ready to be exalted?
你們準備好欣賞特殊的野獸 Are you ready to meet a special kind of beast
能激發出自身全部魅力的野獸嗎 That can bring all the beauty out in you?
事不宜遲 有請今晚第一位國王 Well, without further ado, we have our first king tonight --
泰山 Tarzan.
女王大人 不知道你們意下如何 I don't know about you, queens,
但我願意讓那隻野獸對我肆意蹂躪 But i'd let that beast throw whatever he wanted on me
隨時隨地 Any day.
你們瞭解對立和矛盾帶來的滿足感嗎 You know how the alchemy of opposites can be so satisfying?
一絲高冷混著一絲熱辣 You have a little bit of cold with a little bit of hot.
一絲順從混著一絲叛逆 You have a little bit of yes with a little bit of no.
你們能理解我們希望 And you know how we like our
我們的國王可以溫柔體貼 kings to be really really sweet
卻又冷酷無情 And really, really hard all at the same time.
是的 主人 Yes, lord.
有請我們的糖果國王——提托 I introduce to you our candy king -- tito!
如此誘惑 So seductive.
♪ i'll take you to the candy shop ♪
♪ i'll let you lick the lollipop ♪
♪ go ahead, girl, don't you stop ♪
♪ keep goin' till you hit the spot ♪
♪ i'll take you to the candy shop ♪
♪ boy, one taste of what i got ♪
♪ i'll have you spending all you got ♪
♪ keep goin' till you hit the spot ♪
♪ you can have it your way ♪
♪ how do you want it? ♪
♪ you gonna back that thing up
or should i pusget on top ♪
♪ temperature rising ♪
♪ okay, let's go to the next level ♪
♪ dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle ♪
♪ i'll break it down for you now, baby -- it's simple ♪
♪ if you be a nympho, i'll be a nympho ♪
♪ in the hotel or in the back of the rental ♪
♪ on the beach or in the park, it's whatever you're into ♪
♪ got the magic stick, i'm the love doctor ♪
♪ have your friends teasing you
about how sprunfeel, baby? ♪
♪ wanna show me you can work it, baby? ♪
♪ no problem, get on top ♪
♪ where we do ♪ ♪ and where we do ♪
♪ the things we do ♪ ♪ things we do ♪
♪ are just between me and you ♪ ♪ oh, yeah ♪
♪ give it to me, baby, nice and slow ♪
♪ climb on top, ride like you're in the rodeo ♪
♪ you ain't never heard a sound like this before ♪
♪ 'cause i ain't never put it down like this ♪
♪ soon as i come through the door ♪
♪ she get to pullin' on my zipper ♪
♪ it's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker ♪
♪ isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch them thongs? ♪
♪ have me thinking about that ass after i'm gone ♪
♪ i touch the right spot at the right time ♪
♪ lights on or lights off, she like it from behind ♪
♪ so seductive ♪
♪ you should see the way she winds ♪
♪ her hips in slo-mo on the floor when we grind ♪
♪ as long as she ain't stoppin', homey, i ain't stoppin' ♪
♪ drippin' wet with sweat, man, it's on and poppin' ♪
♪ on my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle, it's on ♪
♪ and we gonna sip till every
bubble in every b
♪ i'll take you to the candy shop ♪
♪ i'll let you lick the lollipop ♪
♪ go ahead, girl, don't you stop ♪
♪ keep goin' till you hit the spot ♪
女王大人 剛才是不是很可口呢 Now, queens, wasn't that a tasty treat?
女王大人 在緊閉的大門之外 Now, queens, you know, past those closed doors,
你們是否厭倦了別人的說教 Don't you get tired of everybody trying to tell you
什麼才是好女人 What is a "good woman"?
好女人要如何談吐 How a good woman talks?
好女人如何表現性感 How a good woman should be sexed?
有時你會希望有那麼個人會徵求你的意見 Sometimes you just want somebody to ask you what you want
滿足你的想法 And just give it to you just like that.
在你耳邊低語 感覺如何 And then whisper in your ear... "how does it feel?"
女士們 有請下一位國王——肯恩 I got the king for you, ladies -- king ken!
♪ girl, it's all on you ♪
♪ have it your way ♪
♪ and if you want, you can decide ♪
♪ and if you'll have me i can provide ♪
♪ everything that you desire ♪
♪ if you get a feeling ♪
♪ a feeling that i'm feeling, baby ♪
♪ won't you come closer ♪
♪ closer ♪
♪ to me, baby? ♪
♪ mm, now you already got me
right where you w i'm the best $
♪ and i, i just want to be your man ♪
♪ how does it feel? ♪
♪ how does it feel, baby? ♪
♪ how does it feel? ♪
♪ i want to know, how does it feel? ♪
♪ how does it feel? ♪
♪ oh, oh ♪
♪ how does it feel? ♪
♪ want to know, how does it feel, baby? ♪
♪ how does it feel? ♪
♪ let me take off your clothes and i'll... ♪
♪ i'll, i'll, i'll ♪
♪ i'll, i'll, i'll, i'll ♪
♪ how does it feel? ♪
♪ how does it, how does it ♪
♪ let me show you what i'm talking about, baby ♪
♪ how does it feel, baby? ♪
♪ yeah, yeah ♪
♪ how does it feel, baby? ♪
♪ yeah, baby ♪
♪ i want to know, how does, how does it feel? ♪
各位都被肯恩迷得神魂顛倒 Y'all give it up for my boy ken right now
歡呼聲中 With the pipes.
你們都聽到那些高音了吧 Y'all ladies hear those high notes?
現在換一個嚴肅的話題 But now to a more serious subject.
我的摯愛們 我們今天聚集在這裏 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
當著這個半球每個脫衣舞男的面 In the presence of every male entertainer in the hemisphere.
這種事每年都做 每次都能做好 Y'all do this every year, and every year you do it well.
你們都做得好 You do it well,
躲貓貓 不去說 That hide-and-seek, that don't-go-tell...
沒事的 可以摸 It's okay. you can touch.
這個房間裏的每個女人都值得擁有的 ...that every woman in this room deserves.
而僅僅是由於 And simply because there are so
你們人多 我們人少 many of you and so few of us
有些事我們無法做到 There is something we simply can't give.
不過…我們今晚會努力嘗試 But... we're gonna try to tonight.
因為每個人都值得擁有…這份承諾 Because everybody deserves just a little... commitment.
♪ 夜色如此美麗 ♪ ♪ well, it's a beautiful night ♪
♪ 我們做些可愛的蠢事吧 ♪ ♪ looking for something dumb to do ♪
♪ 我的寶貝 ♪ ♪ hey, baby ♪
♪ 我只想要和你結婚 ♪ ♪ i think i want to marry you ♪
♪ 是因為你的眼神迷離 ♪ ♪ is it the look in your eyes ♪
♪ 或是因為你的舞跳的太蹁躚 ♪ ♪ or is it this dancing juice? ♪
♪ 這些都無所謂 寶貝 ♪ ♪ who cares, baby? ♪
♪ 我只想要和你結婚 ♪ ♪ i think i want to marry you ♪
♪ 我知道林蔭小道上有一座小教堂 ♪ ♪ well, i know a little chapel by the boulevard ♪
♪ 我們可以去那 ♪ ♪ that we can go ♪
♪ 沒有人會察覺 ♪ ♪ no one will know ♪
♪來吧姑娘♪ ♪ come on, girl ♪
♪ 沒人在乎我們是否爛醉如泥 ♪ ♪ who cares if we're trashed? ♪
♪ 我們帶著滿滿的現金 ♪ ♪ got a pocketful of cash we can blow ♪
♪ 把最貴的雞尾酒揮霍殆盡 ♪ ♪ Shots of patrol ♪
♪ 這就來了 姑娘 ♪ ♪ and it's on, girl ♪
♪ you let me violate you ♪
♪ you let me desecrate you ♪
♪ you let me penetrate you ♪
♪ you let me complicate you ♪
♪ help me ♪
♪ i broke apart my insides ♪
♪ help me ♪
♪ i've got no soul to sell ♪
♪ help me ♪
♪ the only thing that works for me ♪
♪ help me get away from myself ♪
♪ i want to fuck you like an animal ♪
♪ i want to feel you from the inside ♪
♪ i want to fuck you like an animal ♪
♪ my whole existence is flawed ♪
♪ you get me closer to god ♪
娶我吧 蹂躪我 Marry me! ravage me!
拜託 Please!
什麼 What?!
好啦 女士們 淡定 All right. let's settle down, ladies.
現在需要談點正經事了 We got some serious things to talk about right now!
好的 All right.
這兒有沒有誰沒做避孕措施 Is there anybody up in here that ain't on birth control?
不是吧 Oh, no.
我可是說實話哦 女士們 I'm keeping it real with you, ladies.
因為接下來就是成年女性的時間了 'cause there's about to be some grown-woman shit
就在今晚 Up in here tonight.
如果誰沒做避孕措施 So if you ain't on birth control,
在你們的左右兩側都有發光的出口指示牌 We have illuminated exit signs to your left and your right.
好吧 All right?
我現在需要兩名成年女子 But i'm looking for two grown-ass women
來應付接下來要上台的這些成年男子 To deal with these grown-ass men coming to the stage.
什麼 What?
嗯 Unh.
哦 等下 等下 等下 Oh, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
我看到這裏就有一位選美皇后 I see me a beauty queen right here.
佐伊 久仰大名 Zoe. i heard about you.
我聽說你是真正的女人 I heard you're real grown with it.
過來 來吧 佐伊 來吧 Come here. go. zoe, go. go.
別害怕 Don't be scared.
女王大人們 給她一些鼓勵 Give her some encouragement, queens.
好嘛 大家不要妒忌她 Come on, let's not hate.
我知道大家都希望自己被選中 可惜是她 I know we wish it was us tonight, but it's her.
她是幸運的 幸運的姑娘 She's the lucky one. she's the lucky one.
什麼 What?
嗯 Yeah.
好了 可人兒 請坐 All right, beautiful. have a seat.
別擔心 Don't worry.
我保證 你會被好好疼愛的 You're gonna be well taken care of, i promise.
這兩位就不需要我再介紹了 These two don't need an introduction.
我們獨處 ♪ here we are, all alone ♪
你與我 ♪ you and me ♪
超私密 ♪ privacy ♪
做什麼都可以 ♪ and we can do anything ♪
你的性幻想 ♪ your fantasy ♪
我願讓你夢想成真 ♪ i wanna make your dreams come true ♪
聽得到嗎 ♪ can you hear? ♪
她在喚我 ♪ she's calling me ♪
你雙腿之間 大聲呼喚 ♪ between your legs loud and clear ♪
我願回應她 ♪ i wanna talk back to her ♪
與她尋歡 ♪ make love to her ♪
我願聽你叫出我的名字 ♪ i wanna hear you scream my name ♪
我們在臥室做愛 ♪ we can make love on the bedroom ♪
在我的水床上蕩漾 ♪ floating on top of my waterbed ♪
我親吻你 ♪ i'm kissing you ♪
手指穿過你的髮絲 ♪ running my fingers through your hair ♪
在走廊上 ♪ in the hallway ♪
樓梯旁與你尋歡 ♪ making love away beside the stairs ♪
無論何處都可以 ♪ we can do it anywhere ♪♪
清早當我想起你 ♪ early in the mornings when i think about you ♪
我問 你在說什麼 ♪ i hit you like, "what you sayin'?" ♪
清早當我想~你 ♪ in the mornings when i wanna... you ♪
我問 你在說什麼 ♪ i hit you like, "what you sayin'?" ♪
我可以一直~你 ♪ i-i-i could... you all the time ♪
我可以一直~你 ♪ i-i-i-i-i could... you all the time ♪
異地時視頻 ♪ facetime when i'm gone ♪
她在遠處讓我嗨 ♪ she give me dome from a distance ♪
她喜歡上體位 ♪ and she love to climb on top ♪
還喜歡淋漓盡致 ♪ she love to walk off limpin' ♪♪
我可以一直~你 ♪ i-i-i-i-i could... you all the time ♪♪
♪ cookie, cookie, cookie ♪
♪ i'm a cookie monster ♪
♪ break your back ♪
♪ crack it open like a lobster ♪
♪ hey ♪
♪ i kill the pussy ♪
♪ dig a grave ♪
♪ she grab the wood like grippin' grain ♪
♪ i told her put it in my face ♪
♪ let it rain, let it rain ♪
♪ girl, i've got a sweet tooth ♪
♪ ain't nothing sweeter than you ♪
♪ i'm'a eat it up, beat it up till you holler out truce ♪
♪ my bed can be your stage, and i'm'a make you a star ♪
♪ your legs in the air and my hands ♪
♪ all off up in your cookie jar ♪
♪ like, mm ♪
♪ like an oreo ♪
♪ i love to lick the middle like an oreo ♪
♪ oreo, oreo, like an oreo ♪
♪ i wanna bite it and get inside it till i get you gone ♪
♪ you wanna know how i get down? ♪
♪ you wonder how i'm the best ♪
♪ and can do all this with my mouth? ♪
♪ you wanna know how i get down? ♪
♪ you wonder how i'm the best ♪
♪ and can do all this with my mouth? ♪
♪ cookie monster ♪♪
♪ all i do is win, win, win no matter what ♪
♪ got money on my mind ♪
♪ i can never get enough ♪
♪ and every time i step up in the building... ♪
I see somebody got their smile back.
I did.
♪ and they stay there ♪
♪ 'cause all i do is win, win, win ♪
♪ and if you goin' in, put your hands in the air ♪
♪ make 'em stay there ♪ ♪ ludacris goin' in on a verse ♪
♪ 'cause i never been defeated and i won't stop now ♪
♪ keep your hands up, get 'em in the sky ♪
♪ for the homies that ain't make
it and my folkslthis place ♪
♪ i never went nowhere, but they saying luda's back ♪
♪ blame it on that conjure ♪
♪ the hood call it luda-yac ♪
♪ and i'm on this foolish track ♪
♪ so i spit my foolish flow ♪
♪ my hands go up and down like strippers' booties go ♪
♪ my verses still be serving,
tight like a milthis place ♪
♪ last time on a khaled remix ♪
♪ now i'm on the original version ♪
♪ can't never count me out ♪
♪ y'all better count me in ♪
♪ got 20 bank accounts ♪
♪ accountants count me in ♪
♪ make millions every year ♪
♪ the south's champion ♪
♪ 'cause all i do -- all i -- all i -- all i -- ♪
♪ all i do is win, win, win no matter what ♪
♪ got money on my mind ♪
♪ i can never get enough ♪
♪ and every time i step up in the building ♪
♪ everybody hands go up ♪
♪ and they stay there ♪
♪ and they stay there up, down, up, down ♪
♪ up, down ♪
♪ 'cause all i do is win, win, win ♪
♪ and if you goin' in, put your hands in the air ♪
♪ all i do is win, win, win no matter what ♪
♪ got money on my mind ♪
♪ i can never get enough ♪
♪ and every time i step up in the building ♪
♪ everybody hands go up ♪
♪ and they stay there ♪
♪ and they stay there ♪ ♪ up, down, up, down ♪
♪ up, down ♪
♪ 'cause all i do is win, win, win ♪
♪ and if you goin' in, put your hands in the air ♪
♪ make 'em, stay there ♪
♪ i'm just a bachelor ♪
♪ i'm looking for a partner ♪
♪ someone who knows how to ride ♪
♪ without even falling off ♪
♪ got to be compatible ♪
♪ takes to my limits ♪
♪ girl, when i break you off ♪
♪ i promise that you won't want to get off ♪
♪ you're horny ♪
♪ let's do it ♪
♪ ride it ♪
♪ my pony ♪
♪ my saddle's waiting ♪
♪ come and jump on it ♪
♪ you're horny ♪
♪ let's do it ♪
♪ ride it ♪
♪ my pony ♪
♪ my saddle's waiting ♪
♪ come and jump on it ♪
♪ all right, come close ♪
♪ let me show you everything i know ♪
♪ the jungle slang ♪
♪ spinning 'round my head and i stare ♪
♪ while my naked fool ♪
♪ fresh out of an icky, gooey womb ♪
♪ a woozy youth ♪
♪ dopes upon her silky smooth perfume ♪
♪ right, my little pooh bear ♪
♪ wanna take a chance? ♪
♪ wanna sip the smooth air, kick it in the sand ♪
♪ i'd say i told you so, but you're just gonna cry ♪
♪ you just wanna know those peanut butter vibes ♪
♪ my, my simple sir, this ain't gonna work ♪
♪ mind my wicked words and tipsy-topsy slurs ♪
♪ i can't take this place ♪
♪ no, i can't take this place ♪
♪ i just wanna go where i can get some space ♪
♪ truth be told ♪
♪ i've been here, i've done this all before ♪
♪ i take your gloom ♪
♪ i curl it up and puff it into plumes ♪
♪ right, my little pooh bear ♪
♪ wanna take a chance? ♪
♪ wanna sip the smooth air, kick it in the sand ♪
♪ i'd say i told you so, but you're just gonna cry ♪
♪ you just wanna know those peanut butter vibes ♪
♪ my, my simple sir, this ain't gonna work ♪
♪ mind my wicked words and tipsy-topsy slurs ♪
♪ i can't take this place ♪
♪ no, i can't take this place ♪
♪ i just wanna go where i can get some space ♪