…慢跑鞋
如果我向前倾的话 我就会锻炼我的胸肌
锻炼肱三头肌 I'm working my triceps.
我在锻炼我的腓肠肌和我的心脏 I'm working the back of my calves, and I'm working my heart.
锻炼我的肺活量
我们有六组 带阻力的肌肉训练塑身项目
整个身体的卡路里在燃烧 全身的肌肉在塑型 每个部位 Whole body calorie burning. Whole body muscle toning. Everything.
不是全身 是上半身 好吧 上半身… Now what about upper body? All right. We'll do upper body.
我们在锻炼背部 在锻炼腹肌
我们在锻炼大腿内侧
现在呢 这是我们的一个新动作 我希望你看到关节活动幅度 Now, here's one of our new movements. I want you to see the range of motion. Just go to
去跨栏或者冲刺吧 "Hurdle" or "Sprint."
看看这个冲刺 Look at the sprint that I have.
有多少人可以做到这样的活动幅度？ How many people can get that range of motion?
詹妮弗的肉体
比如说我只想锻炼我的臀部屈肌 Say I wanna do just my hip flexors
-或者更多的臀部锻炼 -是的 -or my buttocks even more. - Right.
我就做这种称作“挖掘”的动作 看看这活动幅度 I do what's called digging. Look at the range of motion.
我让许多泳装模特用这动作锻炼 I use this for a lot of swimwear models.
非常非常的重要 捏捏臀部怎么样？ Very, very, very important. How 'bout Butt Squeeze?
捏屁股 Oh! Yup.
-好啊 我看到你想摸了 -好主意！ -Yeah, I see you wanted to touch. -That's a good way--
不能在这个节目里！节目里不能摸 Not this show! Not touching this show!
地狱是个青春期少女 Hell is a teenage girl.
我想 我自己也不完美 I guess I'm not exactly perfect myself.
但至少 我有我的粉丝 But at least I have my fans.
我是说 每天我都收到来信 I mean, I get letters every day.
大多数都是变态和恋童癖寄来的 但是呢 Mostly from perverts and chesters, but still...
我算是比较酷的 I'm kinda the shit.
五分钟前就开始放风时间了 妮蒂 Rec time started five minutes ago, Needy.
谢谢啦 雷蒙德 Grassy-ass, Raymundo.
有时候我会收到为我祈祷的来信 Sometimes, the letters are from people who say they're praying for me.
他们告诉我只要我真心接纳耶稣 They tell me everything will be okay
一切都会好起来 if I just accept Jesus Christ into my heart.
我祷告过 但什么都没有发生 I say the words, but nothing ever happens.
人死不能复生 没人能走下十字架 Nobody comes back. Nobody gets off the cross.
欢迎来到疯人运动会 Welcome to the Mental Olympics.
他们这里很看重娱乐活动 They're big on recreation here.
这大概是为了帮助我们发泄暴力倾向 Supposedly, it helps us vent our aggressions.
Oh, yeah!
在我看来 他们这是为了累垮我们 Personally, I think they're trying to wear us out,
让我们一直懒惰疲惫 才不会闹事 keep us sluggish so there won't be an uprising.
水蛭湖教养院 病人表
名：安妮塔“妮蒂” 姓：莱斯妮柯基
但这种低劣手段对我可没用 Well, those JV tactics won't work against me.
妄想症倾向-幻觉 无自控力
我是个唱反调的人 唱反调 I'm a kicker. K-I-C-K-E-R.
爱踢人
甚至我的病人资料里也这么说 It even says so on my chart.
就要一片夹心土司 对吧？ Just one Toast 'Em, huh?
-我喜欢吃夹心土司 -那很好 -I like Toast 'Ems. -Well, that's good.
但我不确定夹心土司 可以提供一整天需要的能量 But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em can provide sufficient energy during your day.
我建议摄入更多的复合碳水化合… I recommend more complex carbo--
不 不是吧！ No, she didn't!
-我建议你他妈的闭嘴 -是的 她这么干了！ I recommend you shut the fuck up!
好了 我们走吧 All right.
别碰我！来啊！ Don't touch me!
我以前可不这么疯癫 I wasn't always this cracked.
我曾经正常过 I used to be normal.
好吧 和任何受青春期荷尔蒙 影响的女孩一样正常 Well, as normal as any girl under the influence of teenage hormones.
但自从杀戮开始后 我开始觉得… But after the killings began, I started to feel--
怎么说呢 I don't know--
精神失控了之类的？ loose around the edges or something.
♪♪ (speakers: muzak)
天啊！我讨厌这首该死的歌 God! I hate this fucking song.
♪♪ (rock)
这是一切开始的地方 This is where it all went down.
欢迎来到恶魔之壶
我知道“恶魔之壶”听起来挺邪恶的 "Devil's Kettle" sounds twisted, I know,
但这只是个根据瀑布命名的地方 but the place is just named after a waterfall.
严格说来 这不是个普通的瀑布 Technically, it's not a normal waterfall.
水流进入这个洞口后就再也出不来了 It goes into this hole, and it doesn't come out.
科学家们在那丢了各种各样的东西 The scientist guys dropped all kinds of things down there,
但从没有东西能浮上来 but nothing ever surfaces.
也许那是另一个空间吧 Maybe it's another dimension.
或者 你懂的 只是非常深罢了 Or, you know, just really deep.
♪♪ (pop)
恶魔队 加油！
两个月前 Just two months ago,
我、詹妮弗还有我的男朋友齐普 都是完全正常的人 me, Jennifer, and my boyfriend, Chip, were completely normal people.
让头条新闻更重要！
我们的照片登上了学校年鉴 也没什么更特别的 We were our yearbook pictures. Nothing more, nothing less.
♪ One ♪
♪ I'm biting my tongue ♪
♪ He's kissin' on you ♪
♪ Three ♪
♪ Oh, why can't you see ♪
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
这是詹妮弗 There's Jennifer.
只有那时候 我们才关系亲密 简直如同姐妹 Only back then, we were tight. Sisters, practically.
人们很难相信像詹妮弗这种美人 People found it hard to believe that a babe like Jennifer
会和我这种书呆子来往 would associate with a dork like me.
两小无猜地久天长 Sandbox love never dies.
♪ You are the girl ♪
♪ That I've been dreaming of ♪
-你们绝对是同性恋 -什么？她是我最好的朋友 -You're totally lesbi-gay. - What? She's my best friend.
♪ Ever since
I was a little girl ♪
恶魔之壶高中 I was a little girl ♪
恶魔之壶高中
♪ I'm biting my tongue ♪
♪ Two ♪
♪ He's kissing on you ♪
-嗨 洁阴液 -你好啊 私处护理液？ -Hey, Monistat. -What's up, Vagisil?
-我们今晚出去玩吧 -今晚 为什么？ -You and me are going out tonight. -Uh, tonight. Why?
因为低肩乐队要在乐曲巷演出 Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane.
他们是城里来的独立摇滚乐队 They're this indie rock band from the city.
我看了他们的聚友网的主页 他们的主唱太性感了 I saw their MySpace page, and the lead singer's extra salty.
另外 在那还有许多别的帅哥等着你 Plus, there'll be lots of other salty morsels there for you.
来嘛 妮蒂 Come on, Needy.
我答应齐普今晚和他一起玩了 I promised Chip that I would hang out with him tonight.
要划掉妮蒂了！ Boo. Cross out Needy.
几点的演出？ What time is the show?
我八点半去接你 I'll pick you up at 8:30.
我妈妈和那个火腿店老板有个约会 My mom has a date with that guy who owns the ham store.
他看上去不错 He seems nice.
-穿漂亮点 好吗？ -好的 -Wear something cute, okay? -Okay.
詹妮弗口中的“穿漂亮点” 有非常特别的含义 "Wear something cute" meant something very specific in Jennifer-speak.
意思是我不能穿的太普通 It meant I couldn't look like a total zero,
但也不能盖过詹妮弗的风头 but I couldn't upstage her either.
我可以穿露脐装 但绝不能露乳沟 I could expose my stomach, but never my cleavage.
胸部是她的标志 Tits were her trademark.
这些牛仔裤腰实在太低了 我几乎能看到你的耻骨了 Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.
这是个摇滚演出 这就是我的摇滚打扮 It's a rock show. This is my rock look.
好吧 我都能看到你的子宫了… Well, I can see, like, your womb, so...
我从来没听过低肩乐队 I've never even heard of Low Shoulder.
-詹妮弗在追哪一个？ -主唱 -Which one is Jennifer stalking? -The lead singer.
她那样的女孩看不上鼓手的 Girls like her don't go out with drummers.
谢谢了 Thanks a lot.
无意冒犯 我是说 她说不定会为你破例呢 No offense. I mean, she'd probably make an exception
如果你既是鼓手又是主唱的话 if you were, like, a drummer who's also the lead singer.
像是菲尔柯林斯那样？ Like Phil Collins.
谁是菲尔柯林斯？ Who's Phil Collins?
不用在意 他很有影响力的 算了… Forget it. He's seminal, but whatever.
总之 詹妮弗说那个 主唱很咸湿 所以… Anyway, this singer guy, Jennifer says he's extra salty, so...
“咸湿”？ Salty.
咸湿就是貌美的意思 Salty means beautiful.
好吧 那你一定就是酱油了 宝贝 Well, then you must be soy sauce, babe.
-詹妮弗来了 -你怎么知道？ -Jennifer's here. -How do you know?
妮蒂 别给自己塞卫生棉了 给我下来！ Needy! Quit tamponing yourself and get down here.
这真他妈诡异 That's fucking weird.
在她变恼怒之前快点吧 Better hurry before she gets annoyed.
你总是詹妮弗说什么你就做什么 You always do what Jennifer tells you to do.
不 才不是 只是我和她兴趣相投 No, I don't. It's just that I like the same things that she likes.
我们有共同点 所以我们才是最好的朋友 We have stuff in common. That's why we're biffs.
最好的朋友
你们才没有共同点呢 You guys don't have anything in common.
是啊 好吧 齐普 Yeah. Okay, Chip.
猜猜十一点半之前谁有车？ Guess who's got the whip until 11:30.
一辆2003年的克莱斯勒铂锐 我说了算 A 2003 Chrysler Sebring, and it's all mine.
嗨 齐普 Oh, hi, Chip.
这有股泰国菜的味道 It smells like Thai food in here.
你们是不是上床了？ Have you guys been fucking?
-你真恶心 -你才恶心 Ugh, you're gross.
-你恶心 -你才恶心 去你的！ -You're gross. -You're so gross. Fuck you.
我们去夜店吧 Let's go to the club.
乐曲巷不是夜店 是个酒吧 Melody Lane is not a club. It's a bar.
事实上 它也称不上是酒吧 就是个提供啤酒的游戏厅罢了 In fact, it's not even a bar. It's like a bingo hall with taps.
得了吧 齐普 你只是嫉妒罢了 因为你没被邀请 Eat my ass, Chip. You're just Jell-O 'cause you're not invited.
我没嫉妒！ I'm not jealous.
那个地方很恶心 去那儿的人都留着小胡子 That place is disgusting. Everyone in there has a mustache.
你就是很嫉妒！ You're totally Jell-O.
你嫉妒的要死 而你却不承认 You're lime-green Jell-O, and you can't even admit it to yourself.
别再绑架我的女朋友了 Stop kidnapping my girlfriend.
做梦吧！ You wish.
营业中 乐曲巷 酒馆
沃克小姐是辆拖拉机
齐普说得对 乐曲巷绝对不是个夜店 Chip was right. Melody Lane is definitely not a club.
夜店是大城市的帅哥辣妹去的地方 Clubs are for attractive people in populous urban areas.
夜店有打碟师和香槟 Clubs have DJs and champagne.
我们这里只有自动点唱机 和粘满贴画的马桶 As they come around the corner-- All we have is a jukebox and a sticker toilet.
♪ You wanna fly ♪
on the ground ♪
(chattering)
我真是等不及到合法饮酒的年纪了 I cannot wait until I'm old enough to get wasted.
嗨 詹妮弗 你真漂亮 Hey, Jennifer. You look really pretty.
你好啊 克莱格 What up, Craig?
他觉得自己够帅配得上我 所以说他很白痴 He thinks he's cute enough for me. And that's why he's in retard math.
勾引失败 Swing and a miss.
嘿 那个是印度来的艾美特 那个国际交换生 Hey, it's Ahmet from India, that foreign exchange guy.
我想知道他割过包皮没有 我一直想试试海参那样的 I wonder if he's circumcised. I always wanted to try a sea cucumber.
詹妮弗查克！ Jennifer Check.
你不该让这玩意毒害你的身体 Shouldn't poison yourself with that shit.
除非你想让我因为非法吸烟逮捕你 Unless you want me to arrest ya for possession.
你要逮捕我？ You're gonna arrest me?
你还没从警校毕业呢 罗门！ You're not even out of the academy yet, Roman.
还有两个月 然后我就成了真正的警察了 Two more months. Then I'm on the force for reals.
你要给我戴手铐吗？ Are you, uh-- you're gonna cuff me?
别这样 Don't do that.
好吧 换个地方 Okay? Not here.
嘿 乐队来了 Hey, that's the band.
你可以看出来他们绝对是大城市来的 Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city.
是啊 他们画着眼线 看上去像一群基佬 Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch of faygos.
罗门 你会这么想 是因为你就是个老古董 Well, you would think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer.
我真希望恶魔之壶有更多这样的家伙 I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle.
多有型啊 All stylish and shit.
我想他们缺两个粉丝 I think they need two groupies.
不！拜托！ No! No. Come on.
别那么害羞 妮蒂 他们只是男孩子、帅哥 Don't be so JV, Needy. They're just boys, morsels.
我们要什么有什么 你不懂吗？ We have all the power. Don't you know that?
这两个东西 就是我们的杀手锏 懂吗？ These things? These are like smart bombs. Okay?
你瞄准目标 就能得手 You point them in the right direction, and shit gets real.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
我们就是想来认识你们一下 we just wanted to meet you or something.
我是詹妮弗查克 这位是我朋友 I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend.
嗨 我是尼可莱 这是… 这些都是我乐队的成员 Hi. I'm Nikolai. This is, uh-- These guys are my band.
低肩乐队 Low Shoulder.
是啊 我们听过…我听说过你 Yeah, we've heard-- I've heard about you.
你的乐器演奏得非常、超级棒 You play your instruments really... super good.
谢谢你 我们是职业乐队 Thank you. We are professionals.
嘿 不好意思… Hey. Sorry.
我能问你一个问题吗？ Could I ask you a question?
你们为什么大老远跑来 恶魔之壶表演呢？ Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle?
你们住在城里 对吗？ You live in the city, right?
是啊 但是你知道吗 Yeah. Um, but, you know
我觉得有时候 I think it's really important sometimes to
和住在偏僻地方的粉丝联络一下感情 也是很重要的 try and connect with our fans in the... shitty areas too.
好棒 That's amazing.
我能请你喝一杯吗？ Can I, um-- Can I buy you a drink?
当然 这都有什么？ Sure. What are we having?
他们的911悼念子弹鸡尾酒很不错 They have this really awesome 9/11 tribute shooter.
红白蓝三色 但是要快点喝 It's red, white and blue, but you have to drink it really
不然就变成棕色的了 fast or it turns brownish.
-好的 那我们就喝快点 -好啊 All right. Well, we'll drink it fast. -Okay.
好的 Okay.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
嘿 你要怎么买到酒呢？ Hey, how-- how are you gonna get alcohol?
我就色诱一下酒保 Um, I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
火
德克 她怎么样？ Dirk, what about her?
谁？像詹布雷迪的那个？ Who, Jan Brady?
不是 去死吧 No, man. Fuck you.
我是说刚刚去为我买酒的那个 I'm talking about the one who just went to get me a drink.
那个皮肤细嫩的小公主 就是她 The State Fair Butter Princess. That's the one.
我不确定… I don't know. Are you sure she's--
听着 我就生在这样的小镇 好吗？ Listen, I grew up in a town like this, okay.
总是有这种爱炫耀虚荣 There's always that girl. They love to show it off,
但是不肯放弃的女孩子 but they do not give it up.
你告诉我们你来自布鲁克林 You told us you were from Brooklyn.
重点是 这个女孩 绝对是个处女 好吗？ My point is, this girl is definitely a virgin, okay.
-那么 我了解像这样的女孩… -我不知道 -Now, I know girls like that. I've dated chicks-- -I don't know.
总之 我们不能 大老远白来一趟 所以… Well, you know, we didn't drive all the way out here for nothing, so--
打扰一下？ Excuse me.
嘿！ Hey.
嘿 你们谈论的是我最好的朋友 Hey. That's my best friend that you're talking about.
而且你说得对 她是处女 And you're right. She is a virgin.
但那也强过和你这种变态上床 And that beats sleeping with creeps like you.
第一杯双子星没装满 Tower One isn't full enough.
那些家伙很粗俗 詹妮 还是算了吧 Those guys are rank, Jen. Just forget about it.
你知道吗？我觉得那个主唱想要我 You know what? I think the lead singer wants me.
只是因为他觉得你是个处女而已 Only because he thinks that you're a virgin.
-我听到他们谈论了 -什么？ -I heard them talking. -What?
我连后面都不是处女了 多亏了罗门 I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore, thanks to Roman.
顺便一提 那可够疼的 And by the way, that hurts.
第二天我甚至都不能去游乐场玩了 I couldn't even go to Flags the next day.
不得不呆在家里坐在一包冰冻豌豆上 I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.
天啊！ Oh, my God.
-晚上好 恶魔之湖的大伙 -是恶魔之壶！ -Good evening, Devil's Lake. -Devil's Kettle!
对 说得没错 Fuckin'-A right, it is.
独自在空荡的房间 ♪ All alone in an empty room ♪
剩下的只有回忆 ♪ Nothing left but the memories ♪
我曾经拥有的好朋友 ♪ Of when I had my best friend ♪
不知为何我们走到了这一步 ♪ And I don't know how we ended up here ♪
不知为何 但毫无疑问 ♪ I don't know, but it's never been so clear ♪
我们犯了个错误 亲爱的 ♪ We made a mistake, dear ♪
我看到 ♪ And I see ♪
面前粉碎的玻璃 ♪ The broken glass in front of me ♪
我看到 ♪ I see ♪
你的影子笼罩着我 ♪ Your shadow hanging over me ♪
还有你的面容 我可以看得到 ♪ And your face, I can see ♪
穿过树林 ♪ Through the trees ♪
我会找到你 ♪ I will find you ♪
我会治愈 ♪ I will heal ♪
你内心的创伤 ♪ The ruins left inside you ♪
因为我还在此呼吸 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪
我还在此呼吸 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪
直到我获得自由 ♪ Until I'm set free ♪
静静地穿过树林 ♪ Go quiet through the trees ♪
还记得之前我们的谈话 ♪ And I remember how we used to talk ♪
谈起我们长大后要去的远方 ♪ About the places we would go when we grew up ♪
还有那些我们所有的追求 ♪ And all that we were gonna find ♪
我记得看着我们播下的种子成长 ♪ And I remember watching our seeds grow ♪
还有当你看到果实时喜极而泣 ♪ And how you cried when you saw the first leaf show ♪
Everybody, run!
我们过不去了！ We can't get through there!
我知道去哪！ I know where to go!
救救我！
嘿 詹妮？ Hey. Hey. Jen?
嘿 Hey.
-詹妮弗？ -谢天谢地你们没事 -Jennifer? -Oh, thank God you guys are all right.
我到处找你们俩 I've been looking everywhere for you two.
听着 这里太危险了 Listen, it's really dangerous out here.
你们想去安全点的地方吗？ 比如我的货车？ You wanna head someplace safer, like my van?
什么？ What?
我现在处于求生模式 而我想带大家去个熟悉点的地方 I'm in survival mode right now, and I want us to get to a familiar place.
而现在 熟悉的地方就是我的货车 And right now, I feel like that's my van.
好的 Okay.
好的 这位是吓到了 太棒了 Okay, this one's in shock. Great.
你吓坏了吧？喝点这个 Are you in shock? Have some of that.
不 No.
詹妮弗？ Jennifer?
嘿 Hey.
我们走 詹妮弗！ Let's go, Jennifer!
-我们去货车吧 -我很想去你酷酷的货车里 -Let's go to the van. -I wanna go to your really cool van.
-妮蒂 我们去看看他的货车 -为什么？我们为什么要去？ -Needy, let's go see his van. -Why? Why should we?
我们有车 咱们走吧！ We have the Sebring. Let's just get out of here!
-拜托？ -妮蒂 别说了！闭嘴 -Please? -Needy, just stop it! Just shut up.
我看着她进了那辆货车 I watched her get into that van,
而我也知道会发生些很糟糕的事 and I knew something awful was going to happen.
他又瘦、又扭曲还很邪恶 He was skinny and twisted and evil,
就像我小时候 看到过的那些石化的树木 like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid.
-嘿 小妮 -感谢上帝你还在 -Hey, Niedermeyer. -Oh, thank God you're there.
-怎么了？ -詹妮弗走了 -What's wrong? -Jennifer's gone.
她跟着那个摇滚乐队走了 乐曲巷失火了 She ran off with that rock band, and Melody Lane burned down.
你没事 对吗？ You're okay, right?
嗯 但是大家都四散逃跑 Uh, yeah. But there was this huge stampede,
所有晕倒的人都被踩踏了 and all the people that fainted got run over,
你都能听到骨头折断的声音 and you could hear their bones breaking.
那些人… And the people--
那些身上着火的人闻上去就像… like, the people on fire just smelled like--
-太疯狂了 -詹妮弗还和那些变态在一起 -This is crazy. -Jennifer's still with those creeps.
他们把她带上了一辆诡异的货车里 所有的窗户都不投光 They took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out.
你有看到车的制造商和型号吗？ Did you get the make and model?
我不知道 齐普 强奸犯专用车型？ I don't know, Chip. An '89 Rapist?
她还在里面 我们必须找到她 She's still in there. We have to go find her.
谁在乎詹妮弗和那些混蛋 Who cares about Jennifer and those douche bags
还有他们那混账发型和男用睫毛膏？ with their douche bag haircuts and their man-scara?
都已经烧死人了 People just burned to death.
我的天啊 有人来了！ Oh, cheese and fries. There's somebody here!
我就一个人 吓坏了 I'm all alone. I'm freaked out.
-你妈妈呢？ -晚班 -Where is your mom? -Swing shift.
继续和我通电话 好吗？ Stay on the phone with me, okay.
妮蒂 你想让我过去陪你之类的吗？ Needy, do you want me to come over or something?
我不知道 可能吧 I don't know. Maybe.
妮蒂？ Needy?
好吧 现在又没人了 Okay, so now there's no one here.
真奇怪 That's so strange.
可能是我疯了吧 Maybe I'm going crazy.
可能什么都没有 It's probably nothing.
-听着 我等会打给你 -好的 -Look, I'll call you later. -Okay.
嗨 Hi.
詹妮 Jen.
发生了什么？ What happened?
詹妮？ Jen?
詹？ Jen?
这些是我妈在波士顿集市餐厅买的 Um-- My mom got that at Boston Market
我不该这么… I'm not supposed to-- and I'm--
詹妮弗 詹妮弗？ Jennifer. Jennifer?
詹妮弗 Jennifer.
你害怕吗？ Are you scared?
詹妮弗！ Jennifer!
这下面还有具尸体！ Another body under here!
我听说妮蒂和詹妮弗当时在那 I heard Needy and Jennifer were there,
她们用一把砍刀才逃出去的 and they had to fight their way out with a machete.
看 她动都不动了 Look, she's not even moving.
这叫做“创伤性精神障碍症” It's called post-traumatic stress disorder.
我爸当时参加了持久自由军事行动 My dad was in Operation Enduring Freedom,
他差不多几个月左右没说话 and he totally, like, stopped talking for, like, months.
我来演完美舞会芭比 你来扮演她 I'll be Perfect Prom Betty, and you be her.
为什么我必须扮演丑丑的阿什莉？ Why do I have to be Ugly Ashley?
怎么了 詹妮弗？ Ow! What's wrong, Jennifer?
别告诉我妈妈这事 她会带我打针的 Don't tell my mom about this. She'll make me get a shot.
我绝不告发你 I never tell on you.
想什么呢 洁阴液？ Where's it at, Monistat?
-你没事啊 -是啊 为什么会有事？ -You're all right. -Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
因为昨晚 在我家 你… 'Cause last night at my house, you were--
你的确是容易反应过度 You do have a tendency to overreact.
还记得我们在女子夏令营的时候 You remember when we were in Girl Scout camp,
你确信当时发生了地震 and you totally thought that there was an earthquake,
但却是两个男生拿着手提低音炮？ but it was just two guys with a ghetto blaster?
有人死了 詹妮弗 People died, Jennifer.
新闻几乎都在播 全国新闻 It's, like, all over the news. National news.
有我们认识的人吗？ Anybody that we know?
我们都认识 We know everyone.
那我想他们真够倒霉的 Sucks to be them, I guess.
-你怎么了？ -你又怎么了？ -What is wrong with you? -What's wrong with you?
除了外表缺陷之外 Besides the obvious surface flaws.
我知道那是真的 I knew it was real.
我一整晚都在清理地上的污物 I'd been up all night scrubbing the carnage off the linoleum.
-见鬼 -拜托别自言自语的 -Shoot. -Please don't talk to yourself.
这是你古怪的妮蒂式行为之一 It's one of your more freakish Needy behaviors
而这让咱们看上去特别像同性恋 and it makes us both look like total gaylords.
天啊 你需要做个美甲 Ew. Fuck. You need a mani bad.
你该找个华裔小妞给你修修了 You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.
这是恶魔之壶非常黑暗的一天 This is a dark, dark day... for Devil's Kettle.
相信我 我经历了一些… And believe me you, I have lived through some...
一些非常沉重的事情 some pretty heavy stuff.
我们失去了八名珍贵的学生 We lost eight precious students...
包括印度的艾美特 including Ahmet from India,
数位家长 以及我们敬爱的西班牙语老师 several parents... and our beloved Spanish teacher,
艾瑞克森小姐 Senorita Erickson.
不是吧 艾瑞克森死了？ No way. Erickson ate shit?
现在比任何时刻都更应当 Now more than ever,
放下你们的青春期焦虑 别关心谁是帅哥、谁是贱人了 put aside your teenage concerns about... who's a cool dude, or who's a ho.
我们不能被火灾所打败 We can't let that damn fire win.
它已经赢了 It already won.
上帝保佑你们 孩子们 God bless you kids.
-今天的乐队排练取消了 -今天什么都取消了 -There's no band practice today. -There's no anything today.
有点不真实 对吗？ It's surreal, right?
我是说 在恶魔之壶就算死一个人 也像是时间停止了一样 When just one person dies in Devil's Kettle, it's like time stops.
-连呼吸都觉得内疚 -没错 -Feel guilty just breathing. -Word.
齐普 我需要告诉你点事 有点奇怪的事 Chip, I need to tell you something kinda weird.
-关于詹妮弗的 -什么事？ -It's about Jennifer. -What?
那个 你知道昨晚我们打电话时 You know how last night we were talking,
有人来我的家了？那是詹妮弗 and someone came to my house? Well, it was Jennifer.
她看上去就像是被打了一顿 或者中了一枪之类的 She looked like she had been beaten up or shot or something.
然后她吐出了一些 很恶心的、带刺的东西 And then she barfed up this, like, disgusting, prickly stuff
看上去像是路边的动物尸体 混合着缝衣针的东西 that looked like roadkill and, like, sewing needles mixed together.
恶心 Yuck.
她也可能只是吸了太多浓烟之类的 Well, she probably just inhaled a whole bunch of smoke or something.
不 齐普 不是的 它像是…一个魔鬼 No, Chip. No, it was like-- It was, like, evil.
妮蒂 我觉得你可能需要 和学校心理辅导师谈谈 Needy, I think you might wanna talk to the school shrink.
我不是说你心智有问题 I'm not saying that to be a dillhole.
齐普 我没说谎 我也没疯 Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy.
我没说你疯了啊 I didn't say you were crazy.
只是 人人都被这事搞得有点崩溃 It's just everybody's a little messed up about this,
就算觉得… and it's okay to feel--
-困惑？ -是啊 一团糟 -Discombobulated? -Yeah. Fucked up.
嘿 妮蒂 Hey, Needy.
嗨 柯林 Oh, hi, Colin.
我听说你昨晚就在火灾现场 I heard you were there last night in the fiery trenches.
是啊 Yeah.
我很高兴你没出事 Well, I'm glad you didn't die.
谢谢 Thanks.
真心的 Seriously.
你怎么和柯林格雷成了朋友？ How are you friends with Colin Gray?
我以为柯林格雷只和哥特风女孩交流 I thought Colin Gray only talked to the Dead Girls.
就是朋友而已 我们一起上散文创作课 I just am. We have Creative Nonfiction together.
他是个很棒的作者 写些阴郁的情绪化的文章 He's a really good writer. He's, like, all dark and emotional and stuff.
其实 我也喜欢写作 我是说 我能够共情 Oh. Well, I'm like that too. I mean, I can relate.
只是 不像他那么装腔作势罢了 You know, I'm not all obvious about it like a poser.
送我回家吗？ Walk me home?
当然了 宝贝 You know it, babe.
嗨 Hi.
嘿 詹妮弗 Hey... Jennifer.
真心地请你节哀顺变 I'm crazy sorry about your profound loss.
你在为克莱格哭泣 对吗？ You are crying about Craig, right?
他是我最好的朋友 He was my best friend.
昨晚我在那里 You know, I was there last night,
我可能是最后一个和他谈话的人 and I was probably the last person
世界上最后一个 to talk to him, like, ever.
你知道他说了什么吗？ Yo-- You know what he said?
克莱格说他一直认为 Craig said that he always
你和我能成为很棒的性伴侣 thought you and me would make a totally banging couple.
是不是很奇怪？ Isn't that just so weird?
他说了“性伴侣”？ He-- He said "banging"?
感受我的心 乔纳斯 Feel my heart, Jonas.
我觉得它碎了 I think it's broken.
我的也是 Mine too.
你跟我来 就一会 You come with me, just for a little while.
这也是克莱格希望的 It's what Craig would have wanted.
-好啊 -好 -Yeah. -Yeah.
你好温暖 为什么你身上这么暖？ You're so warm. Why are you so warm?
闭嘴 Shutties.
詹妮弗 Jennifer.
-詹妮 -什么？ -Jen. -What?
看 Look.
他们在等着 They're waiting.
好吧 Gah... okay.
你想念克莱格吗？ Do you miss Craig?
当然 Of course.
那你很快就会见到你的伙伴了 Well, you're gonna see your buddy really soon.
你是说将来在天堂吗？ What, you mean, like, in heaven someday?
不是 Nope.
天啊 God.
哭出来吧 孩子 Let it all out, kids.
你吃香肠吗 斯佩特？ You want some baloney, Spector?
就是当地的低肩乐队 昨晚意外地变成了 And that was Low Shoulder, the local band
发生在恶魔之壶的悲剧中的英雄 who became unlikely heroes of the tragedy in Devil's Kettle last night.
目击者称这些小伙子们冒着生命危险 Eyewitnesses say the boys helped numerous people escape the inferno,
帮助许多人们逃离了那人间地狱 risking their own lives in the process.
女士们、先生们 这是有良知的摇滚乐队啊 That's rock and roll with a conscience, ladies and gentlemen.
您猜怎样？现在我们很荣幸 把低肩乐队请到了我们的演播室 And guess what. We are honored to have Low Shoulder in the studio right now.
请问你们现在还好吗？ Now, how you guys holdin' up?
我们还过得去 老兄 We're maintaining, man.
这不容易 但是真正的英雄 It's not easy, but, you know, the real heroes
是那些恶魔之湖的人们 are the people of Devil's Lake.
我只是希望可以得到 他们十分之一的勇气和精神 I just hope we can convey one-tenth of their courage and spirit
用在我们即将上市的专辑上面 on our upcoming album.
我的老天 Virgin mother.
该死 Crap.
-你说脏话 -嗨 妈妈 -You said it. -Hey, Mom.
-我不知道你起床了 -是啊 -I didn't know you were up. -Yeah.
噢 天啊 我晚上又做噩梦了 Oh, God. I had another one of my night terrors.
已经四点了 所以理论上说 你是白天做恶梦 Well, it's 4:00, so technically you had a day terror.
没错 Mmm, right.
你梦见什么了？ What'd you dream about?
我梦见几个坏人试着用锤子和木桩 I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree
把你钉在一棵大树上 with hammers and big stakes and shit.
就像钉死耶稣那样 Just like JC.
但我没让他们抓住你 But I didn't let 'em get you,
因为我是个强悍的护子熊妈妈 'cause I'm a hard-assed, Ford-tough mama bear.
我可以自己照顾自己 I can take care of myself.
是啊 你是这么说 Yeah, you say that,
但有一天 你会哭着找我 but one day you're gonna be crying out for me,
但我已经不在了 and I'm not gonna be there.
不！ No!
昨晚那场毁掉恶魔之壶 Fatalities have grown in a horrific fire
当地热门夜店的大火中 死亡人数持续增加 that destroyed a popular local nightclub in Devil's Kettle last night.
-怎么了？ -我感觉好极了！ -Yeah? -I feel so scrumptious!
那很好啊 Goody for you.
当你第一次亲吻一个男生时 You know when you kiss a boy for the first time,
是不是感觉全身都在颤抖？ and it feels like your entire body is on vibrate?
-是啊？ -感觉就是那么好 -Yeah? -It's that good.
嗯 很好啊 Well, that's nice. Umm...
我仍然因为镇中心 Me, I'm still a little bit depressed about, you know,
那一大堆冒烟的废墟 感到有些抑郁 the giant, smoldering funeral pyre in the middle of town.
向前看吧 妮蒂 那都结束了 Move-on-dot-org, Needy. It's over.
人生苦短 别为那些 被烤成乳猪的社会垃圾而郁闷了 Life is too short to be moping around about some white-trash pig roast.
这话真贴心 詹妮 That's sweet, Jen.
我说实话而已 另外 你知道吗？ You know, I tell it like it is. And besides, you know what?
你应该为我感到开心 因为我正在经历 You should be happy for me because I am having the best day
自耶稣创造历法以来 最美妙的一天 since, like, Jesus invented the calendar.
耶稣没有创造的历法 Jesus didn't invent the calendar.
随便吧 Whatever.
有来电 等一下 Other line. Hold on.
-那就别接 -就一会 -So blow it off. -It'll just be a minute.
哼 我也不理你 Pooh. I'm crossing you out.
嘿 Hey.
-我需要马上见你 -我听不清你说话 -I need to see you right now. -I can barely hear you.
因为卡米尔在弹钢琴 It's because Camille is playing the piano.
-别吵了 卡米尔！ -你别吵了！ -Knock it off, Camille! -You knock it off!
十分钟后能在麦克库伦公园见面吗？ Can you meet me at McCullum in 10?
别闹了 齐普！你硬不起来！ You knock it off, Chip! You're a penis cheese!
15分钟？ Uh, 15?
♪ Heard you're new in town ♪
to show you round ♪
just quite like me ♪
我挂了 I gotta go.
我就是神 I am a god.
好吧 我要去麦克库伦公园见齐普 Okay. I gotta meet Chip in McCullum Park.
最近齐普对我来说非常有魅力 You know, Chip is looking really cute to me lately.
告诉我 他下面是不是很大？ So, tell me, is he, uh, like, packing some serious pubic inches?
下面是什么样子的？ What's the story down there?
我得挂了 I gotta go.
为什么警察在你家里？ Why are the cops at your house?
不是在我家 是在乔纳斯科泽尔的家 They're not. They're at Jonas Kozelle's house.
为什么？他又向八年级生 卖假的迷幻药了？ Why? He try to sell fake peyote to the eighth graders again?
不 妮蒂 他被杀了 No, Needy. He was murdered.
-什么？ -是啊 -What? -Yeah.
有人在学校后面的树林里 把乔纳斯分尸了 Someone ripped Jonas limb from limb in the woods behind school.
吃了他的一部分身体 They ate parts of him.
这事本不应该透露给任何人 No one's even supposed to know yet,
但是我爸爸过去和警察谈了谈 but my dad just went over there and talked to the cops.
他妈妈整个怔住了 His mom is, like, catatonic.
像个僵尸机器人雕像一样盯着窗外 She's just staring out the front window like a zombie mannequin robot statue.
这不可能是巧合 This can't be a coincidence.
你这是什么意思 妮蒂？ What are you talking about, Needy?
昨晚发生的死亡火灾 A fiery death trap last night,
而现在 一个吃人的神经病 杀了学校里最壮的家伙？ and now a cannibal psycho takes down the biggest guy in school?
拜托 这太诡异了 Come on. It's freaktarded.
好吧 但是霉运总会过去的 对吗？ Well, the bad luck's gotta be over, right?
不会更糟糕了 对吧？不会的 I mean, it can't get any worse, right? It can't.
你也同意 对吗？ I mean, you agree, right?
你在发抖 You're shaking.
嗯 我很冷 室外太冷了 Well, I'm cold. It's very cold out here.
你要我的帽衫吗？ You want my hoodie?
独自在空荡的房间 ♪ All alone in an empty room ♪
日子像平常一样度过 The days marched on as usual,
但是大多数人 都因为麻木而高兴不起来 but most of us were too numb to enjoy ourselves.
大多数人 Most of us.
不知为何我们走到了这一步 ♪ And I don't know how we ended up here ♪
不知为何 但毫无疑问 ♪ I don't know but it's never been so clear ♪
我们犯了错误 亲爱的 ♪ We made a mistake, dear ♪
对其他人来说 我们出名了 就像圣人一样 To the rest of the world, we were famous. We were saints.
镇上唯一的酒吧烧毁了 Our town's only bar had burned to the ground,
《恶魔之壶快报》 为何？
而我们的明星橄榄球后卫 被人当作零食吃了 and our star linebacker was someone's Snack Pack.
整个国家 都因为恶魔之壶的悲剧而沸腾了 The whole country got a huge tragedy boner for Devil's Kettle.
而媒体们 天啊！ And the press, God!
他们没完没了地报道我们这小地方 They couldn't get enough of our little world of shit.
穿过树林 ♪ Through the trees ♪
我会找到你 ♪ I will find you ♪
我会治愈 ♪ I will heal ♪
你内心的创伤 ♪ The ruins left inside you ♪
因为我还在此呼吸 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪ ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪
直到我获得自由 ♪ Until I'm set free ♪
静静的穿过树林 ♪ Go quiet through the trees ♪
然而 我们在抚平创伤 Still, we were healing.
像齐普一样 我们觉得事情只会变得更好 Like Chip, we figured things could only get better. Hey!
我们有信念 We had faith.
我们是纯粹的白痴 We were fucking idiots.
这学期结束之前 我想宣布一件事情 Before the period ends, I'd like to make an announcement.
正如各位知道的 今天是乐曲巷火灾 As you all know, today is the one month anniversary
以及乔纳斯被害 of the tragedy at Melody Lane
一个月纪念日 and the murder of Jonas Kozelle.
-无聊 -天啊！ -Boring. -Jesus!
真是个贱人 What a bitch.
正如我说的 詹妮弗和妮蒂 As I was saying, Jennifer and Needy,
我终于有一个好消息和大家分享 I finally have some good news to share with all of you.
低肩摇滚乐队的成员们 The members of the rock and roll group Low Shoulder
决定向我们社区伸出援助之手 have decided to extend a helping hand to our community.
你们都知道 他们的歌曲“穿越树林” As you all know, their song, "Through The Trees,"
已经成为象征我们 团结和治愈的非官方校歌了 has become our unofficial anthem of unity and healing.
而他们决定将这首作为慈善单曲发行 And they have decided to release it as a benefit single.
3%的收入将捐赠予 Three percent of the profits will go to local families
痛失亲人的家庭 who have been affected by loss.
那剩下的97%呢？ What about the other 97%?
我是说 这也太冷酷了 不是吗？ I mean, that's just crass, right?
冷酷 "Crass."
意思就是贪婪、剥削、卑鄙 It means greedy, exploitative, scummy.
低肩乐队是美国英雄 Low Shoulder are American heroes.
不 他们不是！我就在那的 切丝蒂 No, they're not! I was there, Chastity.
他们没帮助任何人逃离火灾 They didn't help anybody escape the fire.
我甚至不知道这谣言是怎么流传开的 I don't even know how that rumor got started.
谣言？谣言？ Rumor? Rumor?
是事实 写在维基百科上了 It's true. It's on the Wikipedia.
如果那晚他们没有演出 我们甚至不会知道他们都是谁 We wouldn't even know who they were if they hadn't been playing that night.
-他们利用了我们 -你收回这句话 妮蒂莱斯妮柯基 They used us. You take that back, Needy Lesnicki.
-女孩们… -我们现在比任何时候都更需要他们 -Girls-- -We need them now more than ever.
够了 That's enough.
我已经受够了那首歌了 I'm already sick of that song.
是啊 制作的很糟糕 Yeah, it's really poorly produced.
混音中的贝斯还能再低点吗？ Could the bass be any lower in the mix?
别见怪 可你看上去非常疲倦 No offense, but you look really tired.
-一切还好吧？ -不好 我感觉很糟糕 -Is everything okay? -No. I feel like boo-boo.
我长了很多青春痘 而且头发也暗淡没光泽 My skin is breaking out, and my hair is dull and lifeless.
天啊 好像我是那些普通女孩一样 God. It's like I'm one of the normal girls.
-你是不是有经前综合症之类的？ -经前综合症是不存在的 妮蒂 Are you PMS-ing or something'? PMS isn't real, Needy.
那都是男生主导的媒体发明的东西 让我们觉得自己好像很疯癫 It was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem crazy.
别这么看我！ Don't look at me like that!
只是感觉有些东西在消失 It's just wearing off or something.
什么在消失？ What's wearing off?
-你好 妮蒂 -嗨 -Hello, Needy. -Hi.
-詹妮弗 -嗨 柯林 -Jennifer. -Hi, Colin.
我能再借你的英文作业用一下吗？ Can I borrow your English homework again?
我忘记读《哈姆雷特》了 I forgot to read Hamlet.
他要上他妈妈了吗？ Is he gonna fuck his mom?
不…我不…我想不会吧 No-- I don't-- I don't-- I don't think so.
我其实想问你点事 Um, I actually wanted to ask you something.
-你想知道我会不会和你约会？ -不是！ -You wanna know if I'll go out with you? -No!
是啊 什么？我… Yeah. What? I--
-我不…你怎么知道的？ -只管问吧 -I don't g-- How'd you know? -Just go ahead with the pitch.
好的… Okay. Um--
总之 我们课上过的很愉快 你和我 Well, we've been having a lot of fun in class, you and I,
我觉得说不定 你会想一起看个电影什么的 and I thought that maybe you'd like to go see a movie or something.
下周在比裘影院 有午夜场的《洛基恐怖秀》 There's a, uh, midnight showing of Rocky Horror at the Bijou next weekend.
我不喜欢拳击类电影 I don't like boxing movies.
我知道 但那不是… Yeah, but it's no--
那不是拳击类电影 It's not a... fucking boxing movie.
该死 好吧 算了吧 Um, fuck it. Okay. Forget it.
-那还真唐突 -我已经习惯男孩子约我了 妮蒂 -That was random. -I'm used to boys asking me out, Needy.
柯林人很好的 Colin's really nice.
他沉迷于死亡摇滚 他涂指甲油 He's into maggot rock. He wears nail polish.
-我比他更像个男人 -好吧 我觉得他很酷 My dick is bigger than his. Well, I think he's really cool.
-真的？ -是啊 -You do? -Yeah.
等等 柯林？ Wait. Colin.
为什么你今晚不来我家？ Why don't you just come by my place tonight?
我刚刚买了一张《美人鱼》影碟 I just got Aquamarine on DVD.
关于一个大概是半人半鱼的女孩 It's about this girl who's, like, half-sushi.
我猜她是用出气孔做爱的吧 I guess she has sex through her blowhole or something.
好的 Okay.
-太棒了 好啊 -好的 我发短信给你我的地址 -Great, yeah. -Okay. I'll text you my address.
好的 Cool.
-嗨 -嘿 -Hi. -Hey.
嗨 齐普 Mmm. Hi, Chip.
嘿 Hey, hey.
光天化日的 Get a room.
所以又和你的神秘朋友 柯林格雷聊天呢？ So, talking to your mysterious pal Colin Gray again.
没 他在邀请詹妮弗约会 No. He was asking Jennifer out on a date.
真奇怪 That's weird.
-所以 你今晚过来吗？ -当然 我想来 -So are you gonna come over tonight? -Sure, I'd like that.
我去超市买了更多的安全套 所以… I went to SuperTarget and picked up more condoms, so--
-谢了 -不是和那件事有关… -Thanks. -Not that that has anything to do with--
-不 我没那么想 -好吧 我… -Oh, no, I didn't assume that. -Well, I'm--
好的 那今晚见 Okay. I'll see you tonight then.
好的 Okay.
♪ The roads are wrapped around your waist ♪
营造点气氛 It's for ambience. ♪ The roads are wrapped around your waist ♪
♪ They lead me place to place ♪
是茉莉味的芳香剂 It's Jammin' Jasmine. ♪ They lead me place to place ♪
我妈妈用的是节日香型 如果你… My mom has Holiday Scents too, if you're--
♪ In fact, I made a career out of it ♪
这个就好 This is nice. ♪ In fact, I made a career out of it ♪
♪ I've always thought the left was your strongest side ♪
♪ But when it comes to you now I can't decide ♪
♪ It's only a matter of ♪
♪ Time ♪
我可以清楚地看到 雨停了 ♪ I can see clearly now the rain has gone ♪
我可以看到道路的障碍 ♪ I can see all obstacles in my way ♪
遮蔽天日的黑云散去 ♪ Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind ♪
阳光将会普照来临 ♪ It's gonna be a bright bright sunshiny day ♪
我想我可以做到 雨停了 ♪ I think I can make it now the rain has gone ♪
所有的糟糕感觉已消逝 ♪ All of the bad feelings have disappeared ♪
我祈祷的彩虹出现天际 ♪ Here is the rainbow I've been prayin' for ♪
阳光普照来临 ♪ It's gonna be a bright bright sunshiny day ♪
来自：詹妮弗
凯莫福特街242号 左转就到 一会见！亲吻 詹妮
有人吗？ Hello.
詹妮弗？ Jennifer?
♪ I know you seen me looking
at you and you already know ♪
love you ♪
♪ You already know ♪
love you ♪
♪ You already know ♪
等等 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
“螺旋型”？ "Slippery Swirl?"
是啊 这种应该会让女生觉得舒服 Yeah, it's, uh, supposed to make it feel good for the girl.
酷 Cool.
the type I like to marry ♪
and that's kinda scary ♪
the way you shake your ass ♪
Got me tippin' my glass ♪
caught up too fast ♪
♪ Got a thing for you ♪
♪ I see you windin', grindin' ♪
♪ Up on that floor ♪
looking at you ♪
♪ And you already know ♪
love you ♪
♪ You already know ♪
(latex snaps)
love you ♪
♪ You already know, girl ♪
你到了 You made it.
这是怎么回事？ What's going on?
这个… This, uh--
这个地方不是你的房子 对吧？ This isn't really your house, is it?
不是 宝贝 No, baby.
这是我们的房子 只有你和我 This is our house, just for you and me.
我们可以扮演妈妈和爸爸 We can play Mommy and Daddy.
你知道我姓什么吗？ Do you even know my last name?
傻瓜 Silly.
我都给你暗送秋波一整年了 I've been sending you signals all year.
你看不出来吗？ Couldn't you tell?
你让我很兴奋 You give me such a wettie.
放进去 Put it in.
詹妮弗 Jennifer!
怎么？你害怕了？ What? Are you scared?
我以为像你这样的男生 都对这些害虫和死亡什么的很感兴趣 I thought boys like you were really into vermin and death and shit.
就像这样 Here you go.
硬件不错啊 很棒 Nice hardware, ace.
不是吧 No way.
见鬼 Ow! Shit!
扎伤了 Ooh! Puncture wound.
天啊 这真朋克 God, that's so emo.
我要你害怕 I need you frightened.
我要你绝望 I need you hopeless.
绝望 Hopeless.
绝望… Hopeless.
绝望... Hopeless.
什么？怎么了？ What? What?
怎么了？ What?
我弄痛你了？ Am I hurting you?
我太大了？ Am I too big?
怎么了？ What?
妮蒂 怎么了？ Needy. What's wrong?
我做什么了吗？ Is it something I did?
穿过树林 ♪ Through the trees ♪
我会… ♪ I will-- ♪
妈妈？妈妈！ Mommy? Mommy!
你怕吗？ Are you scared?
嗨 Hi.
妮蒂 受够了你这种尖叫了！ 你总是这样 God, Needy, enough with the screaming! You're such a cliche.
出去！ Get out!
但我们开睡衣派对的时候 总是一起睡啊 But we always share your bed when we have slumber parties.
我不会咬你的 I'm not gonna bite you.
那是我的《尸变》短袖衫吗？ Is that my Evil Dead T-shirt?
到底他妈的发生了什么？ What the fuck is happening?
天啊 妮蒂 My God, Needy.
我以前从没听你这么说过脏话 I have never heard you drop the F-bomb before.
是你！我看见你了！我看到… I saw you! I saw-- I saw-- I saw the--
慢点说 小笨蛋 你听上去像是弱智学校的 Slow down, tardy slip. You sound like a sped.
我要报警！ I'm gonna call the police.
好的 为什么不把我供给警察？ Okay. Why don't you narc me out?
我可是有警察当备胎的 妮蒂 I have the cops in my back pocket, Needy.
我他妈可是军校学员 记得吗？ I'm fucking a cadet. Remember?
你想从我这得到什么？ What do you want from me?
我只是想跟你解释一些事情 Just want to explain some things to you.
另外 好朋友之间 是没有秘密的 对吧？ Besides, best friends don't keep secrets. Right?
好了 所以 你还记得火灾那晚吗？ So, you remember the night of the fire?
我真的是一团糟 I got really messed up.
而那些低肩乐队的成员们 全是混蛋 And those guys from Low Shoulder-- totally evil.
他们根本就是 留着很帅发型的撒旦使者 They're basically, like, agents of Satan with really awesome haircuts.
我们要去哪里？ Where-- Where are we going?
要是你不想说话就不用说 You don't have to talk if you don't want to.
♪ All right, dear Have a nice year ♪
《神秘世界》 ♪ All right, dear Have a nice year ♪
《神秘世界》
♪ Teach the mean girls ♪
《女巫》 ♪ Teach the mean girls ♪
《女巫》
♪ How to be feared ♪
你们是强奸犯吗？ Are you guys rapists?
噢 天啊 我真讨厌女生 Oh, God, I hate girls.
你他妈确定她是处女吗 哥们？ Are you even sure if she's a fucking virgin, man?
是的 我是处女 是处女 Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin.
我从来没做过 也不知道怎么做 I've never even done sex. I don't know how.
所以 你们应该去找一个会做的 So you guys should find somebody who does...
知道怎么做的 know how.
看到了 德克？我告诉过你 哥们 你欠我一瓶啤酒 See, Dirk? I told you, man. You owe me a beer.
-他们对你做了什么？ -让我说完 -What did they do to you? -Just let me finish.
他们带我去了瀑布那里 So they drove me out to the falls...
而我一直在找机会逃走 但是外面实在是太黑了 and I kept looking for a way to escape, but it's really dark out there.
你要去哪？ Where are you going? Huh?
今晚有残月 就像仪式里说的那样 We got a waxing moon tonight, you guys, just like the ritual says.
求你了！ Please!
不！求你了！ No! Please!
求你了！ Please!
你们谁能拿点东西把她嘴堵上？ Do one of you guys have something to shut her up with?
太棒了 但要绑好一点 绑紧点 因为我他妈可不想被抓伤 Great. But get it nice and tight, though, 'cause I don't wanna get fuckin' clawed.
我实在不知道应不应该进行这仪式 I don't know if we should go through with this.
德克 Dirk.
你想一辈子在鹿蹄咖啡店打工吗？ 我不想 好吗？ Do you wanna work at Moose Hoof Coffee forever? I don't, okay?
你想当个大龄废物 Do you wanna be a big loser, or...
还是想变得像魔力红乐队的成员那样 do you wanna be rich and awesome...
那么有钱又潇洒？ like that guy from Maroon 5?
魔力红乐队 Maroon 5.
好的 我也是这么想的 去把仪式的东西拿来吧 老兄 Okay. That's what I thought. Go and fetch me the ritual, brother.
好了 他搞什么鬼？ Okay. What the fuck?
谢谢你 Thank you.
-好的 -就这个？ -All right. -That's it?
是啊 我在网上找到的 Yeah. I found it online.
“我们今晚前来献祭这具…” "We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of"--
你叫什么来着？蒂芬妮？ What is your name again? Tiffany?
-我叫詹妮弗 -好极了 -My name is Jennifer. -Super.
“我们今晚前来献祭 这具来自恶魔之壶的詹妮弗的肉体” "We come here tonight to sacrifice the body of Jennifer from Devil's Kettle."
求你了 求你了 别这么做 Please, please. Please, please, don't do this.
我什么都愿意 你想怎么样都行 I'll do anything. I'll do anything you want.
你知道这年头作为一个独立乐队 想成功有多难吗？ Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days?
我们这类人太多了 而大家都很帅 There's so many of us, and we're all so cute...
如果不能上《莱特曼脱口秀》什么的 and it's like, if you don't get on Letterman...
或者录制一些弱智的原声 你就完了 好吗？ or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay?
撒旦是我们唯一的希望了 Satan is our only hope.
我们现在和禽兽一伙了 We're in league with the beast
而我们必须给他留下深刻的印象 now, and we have to make a really big impression on him.
为了做到这点 我们必须杀了你放你的血 And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you and bleed you.
然后德克还要戴上你的脸皮 And then Dirk here's gonna wear your face.
放松 脸皮这事是开玩笑的 但是剩下的都要做 Relax. I'm kidding about the face. The rest is gonna happen though.
但你知道吗？ 说不定我们会为你写首歌 But you know what? Maybe we'll write a song about you.
我觉得作为粉丝 这是很酷的一件事 对吗？ As a fan. That'd be cool, right?
-不！ -怀着最深的怨恨 -No! No! -With the deepest malice,
我们带来了这个处女 we deliver this virgin unto thee.
-哥们 很棒的谋杀凶器啊 -是把单刃猎刀 -Dude, that is a hot murder weapon. -It's a bowie knife.
单刃？不错啊 Bowie? Nice.
好的 要开始了！会很恶心的 All right, here we go! It's gonna be gnarly!
不 求你了 拜托！ No, please, please!
不 求你了 天啊！ No, please, God!
等一下 我想起点事 Wait a second. I just thought of something.
詹妮…詹妮 你是我的女孩 Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me.
你不认识我 但你让我很开心 You don't know me, but you make me so happy.
我之前试着打电话给你 但我没有勇气 I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve.
我用我的想象力 ♪ I used my imagination ♪
但是却被打断 ♪ But I was disturbed ♪
詹妮 我有你的电话号码 ♪ Jenny, I got your number ♪
我要把你变成我的人 ♪ I need to make you mine ♪
詹妮 不要换电话 ♪ Jenny don't change your number ♪
867-5309 ♪ 867-5309 ♪ ♪ 867-5309 ♪ ♪ 867-5309 ♪
他们杀了你 They killed you.
我还在这 不是吗？ I'm still here, aren't I?
我是说 他们的确像做铁板烧一样 捅了我好多次 They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife
那本应该杀死我才对 and it should have killed me,
但不知道为什么 并没有 but for some reason, it didn't.
也许是杀死了 Maybe it did.
总之 之后发生的事我不怎么记得了 Anyway, I don't really remember what happened after that.
我只知道我醒过来了 然后找到了回到你身边的路 I just know that I woke up and I found my way back to you.
我记得 I remember.
我无法让自己伤害你 I couldn't bring myself to hurt you.
我是说 我真的是一个好朋友 I mean, I'm a really good friend,
但是我实在是太饿了 but I was just so hungry.
艾美特 Ahmet.
你活下来了 You made it out.
你迷路了？ Are you lost?
你的寄宿家庭知道你还活着吗？ Does your host family know you're alive?
还有人知道你还活着吗？ Does anyone know you're alive?
你跟我来 You come with me.
我们会解决这个问题的 好吗？ We're gonna sort all this out, okay?
然后从那开始 我只知道自己必须坚强起来 And ever since then, I just knew what I had to do to be strong.
当我吃饱时 就像现在这样 And when I'm full, like I am right now,
我就会金身不坏 I'm, like, unkillable.
比如 我可以这么干 看着 Like, I can do shit like this. Watch.
很酷的 仔细看 看着 It's really cool. Just watch. Look.
就像是《X战警》一样 对吧？ It's, like, some X-Men shit, right?
你说当你饱的时候是什么意思？ What do you mean, when you're full?
我妈妈的起亚车那事？ What about my mom's Kia?
那时你为什么全身是血？ Why were you covered in blood?
你当时看上去都不像人类 You didn't even look human.
妮蒂 也许你该和别人谈谈你这种 You know, Needy, maybe you should talk to somebody
非常邪恶的思维了 about these... disturbing thoughts that you're having.
我们都很担心你 We're all really concerned.
特别是齐普 Especially Chip.
我觉得他可能正在重新审视你呢 I think he may be having second thoughts about you.
-走吧 -拜托 妮蒂 让我在这过夜 -Leave. -Come on, Needy. Let me stay the night.
我们可以和以前一样 扮演男女朋友的游戏 We can play boyfriend-girlfriend like we used to.
-你在干吗？ -你说让我走的 -What are you doing? -Um, you said to leave.
学校见 See you at school.
我们聚在这里来缅怀柯林格雷的一生 We are gathered here to celebrate the life of Colin Gray,
在青春最好的年华撒手人寰 who was plucked from the prime of his youth.
不！ No! No!
他们在学校里 为柯林举办了大型纪念集会 They did a big memorial assembly for Colin at school.
而且我们必须另外看一场 关于宵禁、双人同行安全系统 And we had to watch another presentation about curfews and the buddy system...
以及如何应对悲观的演讲 and how to deal with grief.
但是貌似没人在乎了 But nobody seemed to care anymore.
穿过树林 4月18日春季舞会
伤心已经是上周的情绪了 Sorrow was last week's emotion.
当然了 我们都希望 这会是最后一个葬礼 Sure, we all hoped this would be the last funeral,
但是我心里清楚 but I knew better.
所以我做了一些研究 超自然研究 So I did some research. Paranormal research.
《受控于恶魔》
《撒旦神秘圣经 超自然》
女妖
食人
第八部分 献祭处女给撒旦 "Offering a virgin to Satan."
“如果献祭不纯洁… "If the sacrifice is impure--
“人类与恶魔的关系… Human and demonic relations"--
“毁灭一个魔鬼 "Destroying a demon.
“恶魔饥饿时是最虚弱的 "Demons are weakest when hungry,
“但是向野兽的心脏 刺入利刃是最可靠的方法” but a blade to the heart is the surest way to kill the beast."
詹妮弗和我自从在我房间里相遇后 就再没有说过话 Jennifer and I hadn't spoken since our encounter in my room.
事实上 我和任何人都没怎么说话 Actually, I hadn't really spoken to anyone.
嘿 Hey.
刚刚买了我们的舞会门票 Just bought our formal tickets.
芝士蛋糕工厂饭店的座位预约了吗？ Did you make reservations at the Cheesecake Factory?
齐普 我不能和你去舞会了 Chip, I can't go to the dance with you.
什么？为什么？ What? Why?
听着 相信我 你也根本不该去 Look, just trust me. You shouldn't go at all.
-你在说什么？ -不能在这说 -What are you talking about? -Not here.
发生了什么？你是在和我分手吗？ What's going on? You're breaking up with me?
拜托 齐普 我只是想给你看个东西 Please, Chip! I just need to show you something.
-关于詹妮弗的？ -是的！ -Is this about Jennifer? -Yes.
但是我保证这是最后一件… But I promise you this is the last thing--
妮蒂 我在乎你 非常在乎 Needy, I care about you. A lot.
作为一个人 而不是在乎那晚亲热了四分钟的女生 As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night.
而且我很害怕在你身上发生了什么 你的行为真的很反常 And I'm scared of what's happening to you. You're acting really fucked up.
拜托让我给你看个东西 Please just let me show you.
好的 詹妮弗是恶魔 Okay. Jennifer's evil.
我知道 I know.
不 我是说 她是真的恶魔 不是那种高中女魔头 No, I mean, she's actually evil. Not high-school evil.
我查阅图书馆超自然分类五次了 I've been through the occult section at the library five times.
我们的图书馆还有超自然分类？ Our library has an occult section?
有的 非常小的 Yeah, it's um-- It's really small.
你必须看看这个 Uh, you have to read this.
“恶魔转生” "Demoni"-- "Demonic transference."
当你献祭处女给撒旦的时候 如果用的不是真的处女 It's something that happens when you try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan...
就会发生这件事 without using an actual virgin.
乐队的那些人想在树林里献祭她 The guys in the band tried to sacrifice her in the woods.
但是他们不知道的是 自从初中起她就不是处女了 But what they didn't know is that she hasn't been a virgin since junior high.
现在都说得通了 你看 It all makes sense now. Read this.
“如果人类的献祭是不纯洁的 仍然能够得到成果 "If the human sacrifice is impure, the result may still be attained,
“但是恶魔 会永远寄宿于受害者的灵魂 "but the demon will forever reside in the soul of the victim.
“她必须永远 以肉体为食来供养恶魔” She must forever feed on flesh to sustain the demon."
-好的 -她在吃男生！ -Okay. -She's eating boys!
他们让她看起来非常漂亮和闪耀 They, like, make her really pretty and glowy...
而且她的头发看上去很迷人 and her hair looks amazing.
然后当她饿的时候 她就变得虚弱、古怪、丑陋 And then when she's hungry, she's weak and cranky and ugly.
我是说 对于她来说的丑陋 I mean, like, ugly for her.
你不明白吗？ Don't you get it?
这场舞会 会变成她的自助餐 The dance. It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
妮蒂 我觉得你需要一些帮助 Needy, I think you need help.
噢 天啊 你不相信我 Oh, my God. You don't believe me.
不是我不相信你 是我不相信这一套 It's not that I don't believe you. I just don't believe this.
天啊！这真是噩梦！ God! This is a nightmare!
好吧 那舞会怎么办？ Well, what about the dance?
谁还在乎那该死的舞会啊 齐普？ Who cares about the goddanged dance, Chip?
我在乎 我定了你的胸针 I do. I ordered your corsage.
是兰花的 差不多12块 It's an orchid. It was, like, $12.
我会去舞会的 不过我需要盯着詹妮弗 I'll be at the dance. I just need to keep an eye on Jennifer.
答应我你别去 Promise me you're not gonna go.
妮蒂 我不是你男朋友了吗？ Needy, I-- I'm not your guy anymore?
齐普 现在我们两个在一起不安全 Chip, it's not safe for us to be together right now.
你打我一下 我会打回去 ♪ You hit me once I hit you back ♪
你踢一脚 我扇巴掌 ♪ You gave a kick I gave a slap ♪
你在我头上砸碎盘子 ♪ You smashed a plate over my head ♪
我就把咱们的床点燃 ♪ Then I set fire to our bed ♪
你打我一下 我会打回去 ♪ You hit me once I hit you back ♪
你踢一脚 我扇巴掌 ♪ You gave a kick I gave a slap ♪
你在我头上砸碎盘子 ♪ You smashed a plate over my head ♪
我就把咱们的床点燃 ♪ Then I set fire to our bed ♪
你打我一下 我会打回去 ♪ You hit me once I hit you back ♪
你踢一脚 我扇巴掌 ♪ You gave a kick I gave a slap ♪
所有恶魔之壶的孩子都在准备舞会 All over Devil's Kettle, kids were getting ready for the dance,
这些可怜的笨蛋们 正在幸福无知地变成撒旦的口粮 blissfully ignorant that some poor chump... was on his way to being Satan Chow.
-我只穿着内裤呢 妈妈！ -我得给你点东西 -In my underpants, Mom! -I need to give you something.
妈妈 Mom!
女士辣椒喷雾？ Ladies' pepper spray?
很显然外面有些喜欢男孩子的神经病 There's obviously a sicko out there who likes boys.
妈 我能自己照顾自己 我一直有用健身器锻炼的 Mom, I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.
你听说过人们 找到柯林格雷尸体时的样子吗？ Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him?
-长牙齿的千层面？ -你听说了 -Lasagna with teeth? -You heard.
你去妮蒂家里接她吗？ You picking Needy up at her house?
我在舞会见她 Um, I'm meeting her at the dance.
你走之前 我想拍一张你和你妹妹的照片 I want pictures with your sister before you go.
好的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
and let me correct it ♪
from a new perspective ♪
because I love your face ♪
your expensive taste ♪
Divine intervention ♪
♪ I wanna be praised
from a new perspective ♪
好的 再来一张 背对背 Okay, one more. Back to back.
笑一笑 茄子！ Big smiles. Cheese!
恶魔之壶高中
so high up ♪
♪♪ (continues, faint)
whimpering)
as I'm cryin' ♪
Relax, yes, I'm tryin' ♪
on me ♪
got a hold on me ♪
好的 我们能… Okay, can we all--
♪ Yes, this fear's got a hold on me ♪
我们能不能… ♪ Yes, this fear's got a hold on me ♪
拜托安静点 Quiet down, please.
孩子们？谢谢 Uh, boys, thank you.
欢迎来到春季舞会 Welcome to the Spring Formal!
你没听到我叫你的名字吗？ Didn't you hear me calling your name?
你没有叫我的名字啊 You weren't calling my name.
有的 我叫了 Yes, I was.
我没听到 I-I couldn't hear it.
听着 我需要和你谈谈 你知道关于谁的 Listen, I need to talk to you about you-know-who.
我们的小妮蒂 Our little Needy.
我希望各位都有机会 I hope everybody has had an opportunity...
品尝一下由我们慷慨的家长俱乐部 to consume some of the pecan sandies and Cran-Grape...
赠予的山核桃饼干和蔓越莓葡萄汁 that were so generously donated by the parents club.
好！ Yeah!
但是真正的好戏尚未开始 But the real treat is yet to come.
她最近的行为有点古怪 She's been acting a little off lately.
听着 我觉得我知道她怎么了 Look, I think I know what's wrong with her.
什么？怎么回事？ What? What is it?
你知道自从柯林格雷死后 妮蒂有多么伤心吗？ You know how Needy has been really upset since Colin Gray died?
其实 这不只是因为 他被残忍的杀害了什么的 Mm-hmm. Well, it's not just because he was, like, brutally murdered and stuff.
-我不想说了！ -说 -I don't wanna say this! -Say it.
妮蒂和柯林很亲密 Needy and Colin were intimate.
这么说的意思 And by that...
是说他们一直有偶尔上床的 I mean they were porking on a semi-regular basis.
不 No.
她和柯林一直做着一些 你都没听说过的事情 She and Colin were doing things that you have never even heard of.
好吗？完全是大学生做的动作 Okay? Total varsity moves.
我只是不敢相信她会一直这么耍你 I just can't believe that she would mess with your head like this.
我很在乎你的 齐普 I care about you so much, Chip.
到了我不敢承认的地步 More than I've ever had the guts to admit.
这些优秀年轻的绅士们非常慷慨 These fine young gentlemen... have been generous enough to take time out...
从他们一票难求的国家巡演中 抽出时间 from their sold-out national tour...
来免费为我们的舞会伴奏 to play our dance for free.
妮蒂配不上你这样的男生 Needy didn't deserve a boy like you.
男生们女生们 热烈欢迎 Boys and girls, please welcome...
低肩乐队！ Low Shoulder!
低肩乐队
独自在空荡的房间 ♪ All alone in an empty room ♪
剩下的只有回忆 ♪ Nothing left but the memories ♪
我曾经 ♪ Of when ♪
拥有的好朋友 ♪ I had my best friend ♪
你好撩人 Oh, you're so salty.
是啊 你也很撩人 Yeah, you're... salty too.
说得更诚挚一点 Say it like you mean it.
-说我比妮蒂好 -什么？为什么？ -Say I'm better than Needy. -What? Why?
带走我的呼吸 ♪ Take my breath ♪
像你自己的一样 ♪ As your own ♪
用我的眼睛 ♪ And take my eyes ♪
带你回家 ♪ To guide you home ♪
因为我还在此呼吸 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪
我还在此呼吸 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪
我还在此 ♪ And I'm still here ♪
齐普 Chip.
因为我还在此呼吸 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪
我还在此呼吸 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪
而我现在还在此 ♪ And I'm still here now ♪
因为我还在此呼吸 ♪ 'Cause I'm still here breathing now ♪
我还在此呼吸 ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪ ♪ I'm still here breathing now ♪
而我还在此 ♪ And I'm still here ♪
我还在此 ♪ I'm still here ♪
而你却不会归来 ♪ And you're not coming back ♪
-你在干嘛？ -游泳啊 -What are you doing? -Swimming.
来吧 齐普 Come on, Chip.
给我看看你的蛙泳姿势 Show me your breast stroke.
我感觉好空虚 I feel so empty.
是啊 我也是 Yeah, me too.
为什么你不过来再亲我一次？ Why don't you just come here and kiss me again?
我不能 I can't.
对不起 I'm sorry.
这感觉好怪异 This just feels weird.
救命！ Help!
救命啊！ Help!
妮蒂 Needy.
她能飞起来？ She can fly?
她只是悬浮 没什么特别的 She's just hovering. It's not that impressive.
天啊 你非要破坏我的每件事吗？ God, do you have to undermine everything that I do?
你嫉妒心真重 You are such a player-hater.
你是个混蛋 You're a jerk.
骂得真好 乖乖女汉娜 Wow. Nice insult, Hannah Montana.
-你还有别的脏词吗？ -你知道吗？ -You got any more harsh digs? -You know what?
你从来就不算个好朋友 You were never a good friend.
即使是我们小时候 你曾经偷过我的玩具 Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys...
还把柠檬水洒在我床上 and pour lemonade on my bed.
而现在 我在吃你的男朋友 And now I'm eating your boyfriend.
看到了吧？至少我从一而终 See? At least I'm consistent.
你为什么要他？ Why do you need him? Huh?
你可以得到任何你想要的人 詹妮弗 You could have anybody that you want, Jennifer.
所以 为什么是齐普？ So... why Chip?
就是为了激怒我吗？ Is it just to tick me off?
或者是因为你真的没有安全感？ Or is it because you're just really insecure?
我不是没有安全感 妮蒂 I'm-- I am not insecure, Needy.
天啊 真会开玩笑 我怎么会没安全感？ God, that's a joke. How could I ever be insecure?
我可是冰雪女王 I was the Snowflake Queen.
是啊 两年前是 当你还有正常社交生活的时候 Yeah. Two years ago, when you were socially relevant.
我现在也有正常社交 I am still socially relevant.
当你不需要吃泻药来保持身材的时候 And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny.
我要吞噬你的灵魂 I am going... to eat your soul...
然后拉出来 莱斯妮柯基！ and shit it out, Lesnicki!
-以为你只杀男生呢 -我男女通吃 -Thought you only murdered boys. -I go both ways.
你带卫生棉了吗？ You got a tampon?
就想问一下 Thought I'd ask.
你看上去好像是正值经期呢 You seem like you might be plugging.
齐普 Oh, Chip.
妮蒂 Needy.
我应该相信你的 I should have believed you.
对不起 I'm sorry.
不 听我说 我去找人帮忙 好吗？ No. No, no. Listen to me. I'm gonna get some help. Okay?
好吗？好 好的 Okay? Yeah. Okay.
不管用 It's not working.
见鬼！ Fuck!
-拜托！ -嘿 -Come on! -Hey, hey.
我要去了 I'm going somewhere.
-不 你哪都不会去的 -我会的 -No, no, no. You're not going anywhere. -Yes, I am.
我觉得你来之前我已经死了 I think I already died before you got here
但是听到你的声音后我醒了 but I woke up when I heard your voice.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
你穿这裙子真的太美了 And you look totally hot in that dress.
你明显是神志不清了 Oh, you're clearly delirious.
不 我没有 No, I'm not.
不！ Oh, Ch-- No!
不！ No!
向外伸展然后向内伸展 对吗？ Abduction and adduction, right?
-由内而外 -但你知道什么是真正重要的吗？ -Inner and outer. -But you know what's really important?
-跨栏动作和冲刺跑 -那很重要 -"Hurdle" or "Sprint." -That's huge.
比如说我只想锻炼我的臀部屈肌 或者更多的臀部锻炼 Say I wanna do just my hip flexors or my buttocks even more.
好的
我就做这种称作“挖掘”的动作 I do what's called digging.
看看这个动作幅度 我让许多泳装模特用这动作锻炼 I use this for a lot of swimwear models.
秀色可餐
非常非常重要 捏捏臀部怎么样？ Very, very, very important. How about Butt Squeeze?
好啊 我看到你想摸了 不能在这个节目里！节目里不能摸！ Yeah, I see you wanted to touch. Not this show! Not touching this show!
好的 当然了… Okay. And of course--
永远是最好的朋友 嗯？ Best friends forever, huh?
你他妈的杀了我男朋友 你这个该死的怪物！ You killed my fucking boyfriend, you goddamn monster!
你这个笨蛋贱人！ You dumb bitch!
你知道这个是用来做什么的吗？ You know what this is for? Huh?
是用来切箱子的 It's for cutting boxes.
你都在家得宝买谋杀凶器的吗？ Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot?
天啊 你这男人婆 God, you're butch.
划掉詹妮弗 Cross out Jennifer.
我的胸部 My tit.
不 你的心 No. Your heart.
詹妮弗 怎么了 宝贝？ Jennifer, what is it, baby?
妮蒂？ Needy?
噢 上帝 Oh, my God.
我的天啊！ Oh, my God!
上帝啊！ Oh, God!
我不再认识妮蒂莱斯妮柯基了 I don't know who Needy Lesnicki is anymore.
我现在是另外一个人了 I'm a different person now.
一个言语恶毒、不守纪律的人 A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies...
还能看到一些不存在的东西 and sees things that aren't there.
一个非常糟糕、被毁了的人 A very bad, very damaged person.
但有时候 改变也是好事 But sometimes change can be good.
比如说 大多数超自然学者并不知道 For instance, most occult scholars don't know this,
但如果你被魔鬼咬到并且还活着 but if you're bitten by a demon and you live,
你就可能会吸收一些这个恶魔的力量 you just might absorb some of the demon's abilities.
你就可能在你悲惨的生命中幸运一次 You just might get lucky for once in your miserable life.
你想去哪里 小姑娘？ Where are you looking to go, young lady?
东部 去曼德森市 East, towards Madison.
上我的车吧 Hop in my chariot.
所以 为什么你要去东部？ So, why are you headed east?
我在追一个摇滚乐队 I'm following this rock band.
一定是一个非常棒的乐团 Must be one hell of a group.
今晚会是他们最后一场秀 Tonight's gonna be their last show.
低肩乐队
♪ And the sky was made
低肩乐队 of amethyst ♪
低肩乐队
are just like little fish ♪
when to go ♪
how to say no ♪
♪ Might last a day, yeah ♪
(fans clamoring, chattering)
♪ Mine is forever ♪
退后！ ♪ Mine is forever ♪
退后！
♪ Mine is forever ♪
what they want ♪
(bell dings)
what they want ♪
want it again ♪
♪ Go on, take everything ♪
他晕过去了！ And he's fucking out! ♪ Go on, take everything ♪
他晕过去了！ And he's fucking out!
♪ Take everything
I want you to ♪
糖果胸部 Candy chest. I want you to ♪
♪ Go on, take everything ♪
♪ Take everything
♪ Go on, take everything ♪ I want you to ♪
-嘿！看看这个混蛋！ -别录这段 -Look at this motherfucker! -Don't be filmin' this. I want you to ♪
-嘿！看看这个混蛋！ -别录这段 -Look at this motherfucker! -Don't be filmin' this.
去开门 门铃响了 Listen, go get the door. you got.
你拿的那把餐刀很锋利啊 That's a sharp table knife
快他妈滚吧 去死吧 Get the fuck out of here.
♪ Go on, take everything ♪
Take everything ♪
♪ Take everything ♪
♪♪ (rock ballad)
Darling, darling ♪
♪ I can't wait to see you ♪
♪ A picture ain't enough ♪
♪ I can't wait to touch you ♪
♪ In the flesh ♪
Darling, darling ♪
to hear you ♪
♪ Remembering your love ♪
♪ Is nothing without you ♪
♪ In the flesh ♪
In the flesh ♪
♪ Ohh-oh, ohh-oh ♪
In the flesh ♪
♪ Ohh-ohh-oh ♪
我的天啊！我等不及了！ Oh, my God! I can't wait!
They're here!
(girls screaming)
Do it, do it, do it now ♪
say it, say it now ♪
Do it, do it, do it now ♪
say it, say it now ♪
Do it, do it, do it now ♪
say it, say it now ♪
the walls ♪
We'll talk ♪
I am ready for a fall ♪
the walls ♪
We'll talk ♪
We are ready for the floor ♪
Do I have a choice ♪
I'm using my force ♪
the walls ♪
We'll talk ♪
We are ready for the floor ♪
Do it, do it, do it now ♪
say it, say it ♪
♪♪ (electronic vocalization)
♪ Okay, now, one, two, three ♪
♪ You've got me on my knees ♪
on the ground ♪
the crime scene ♪
♪ He is not hard to name ♪
♪ Go on and take a bite ♪
I just want a taste ♪
Put me in my place ♪
your face tonight ♪
♪ I give myself for you ♪
♪ Nothing left to lose ♪
♪ Well, you chew me up ♪
all I want is you ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
painted on her back ♪
a good girl lacks ♪
♪ She bites her lip ♪
♪ And sips her bottle ♪
is hard to swallow ♪
♪ Ohh-ohh ♪
Handcuffs and alibis ♪
where she sleeps ♪
♪ Her heart beats red wine ♪
♪ My toxic valentine ♪
that used to be ♪
Handcuffs and alibis ♪
where she sleeps ♪
♪ Her heart beats red wine ♪
♪ My toxic valentine ♪
that used to be ♪
on the pillow ♪
♪ That used to be mine ♪
Captioned by Point.360
翻译：关斯慧