英格蘭 倫敦 LONDON, ENGLAND
出去 Out.
女士們先生們... 快來看啊! Ladies and Gentlemen... step up!
快來看! Step up!
我是火星 上帝的使者 邀請您... I, Mercury, the messenger of the gods, invite you...
邀請您盡情享受... invite you to serve...
點燃獨一無二的激情之夜... to light the one night only here...
今晚我們即將進入另一個世界... and this night we will enter, into the mind...
一個偉大的世界 the very great mind,
帕納大師博士的世界! of Doctor Parnassus!
有請帕納大師博士! Doctor Parnassus!
是的 女士們先生們 帕納大師博士老得... 老得就像永恆的時光 Yes, ladies and gents, Dr Parnassus's as old... as old as time.
沒錯! 他已年過千歲 Yes! He's over thousend years old.
他有能力 可以賦予... 你的思想 He has power, to empower... your mind.
讓帕納大師博士開啟你的想像大門吧 Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination.
讓他將你傳送至... Let him transport you...
- 一個意想不到的國度... - 哦 天啊 看看這些燈光 - to worlds you've never dreamt of... - Oh God, check out the lights.
看見了嗎? Check out that?
駕馭著美麗的翅膀飛躍頂峰. Transcend the heights on Beauty's wing.
或者 如果你必須... 洗滌內心深處的骯髒 Or, if you must... scour the squalid depths
內心深處的腐朽和惡臭! with Putrid's brother, Stench!
快來排隊吧! 五英鎊一趟! Join the queue! Only five quid a go!
世上沒有更划得來的買賣了! No bigger bargain while planet earth lasts!
你選擇... 選擇了參與... You choose... you choose fulfilment...
你不能上來 沒買票就沒獎品 先生 You cannot be here. No ticket, no prize, Sir.
你喝大了嗎 小矮子? 你做什麼呢? Are you drunk, little man? What are you doing?
喂! 快下去! Hey! Get off the stage!
- 真是漂亮的雙峰啊 - 我說的是 快下去! - That is a nice pair of tits - I said, get off the stage!
不下! No!
我想要你... 快過來... 過來啊... 喂! I wan you... Com ere ma... Com ere ma... Hey!
她在這呢! 過來 美人! 快來 There she is! Come here, gorgeous! Come here.
我要蹂躪你的屁股 I'm gonna offend your ass.
來呀 美人 Come here, gorgeous.
給我回來 小婊子! Come back, you bitch!
鼻子... 噢... Nose... oh, oh...
鼻子! 我挺拔的鼻子! My nose! Me gorgeous nose!
- 馬帝?! - 上帝啊! 你到底... - Marty?! - Jesus! What you...
他和那個賤女人一起進去的! 我要把她眼珠挖出來! He went with that cow! I'll scratch her eyes out!
喂! Oi!
我男朋友還在裡面呢! My boyfriend is still there!
有人嗎?! Anybody there?!
有人嗎? 說話啊! 有人在嗎? Anybody there? Please! Is anybody there?
說話啊! 說話! Please! Please!
不! No!
救救我! Help me!
求你了 Please!
我再也不喝酒了 我發誓... I will never drink, I promise...
發誓! Promise!
我發誓從現在開始 滴酒不沾! From now on I swear, not a drop!
你做了正確的選擇 很好! You have chosen, well!
帕納大師大師長期以來一直被人尊重 The Master Parnassus's esteem way is long.
但和葛倫西這樣的人在一起 But with person Garance, and best dedication
需要高度的奉獻和專一 the heights are attentive.
這是你採取行動的大好時機 It's very time spring in your step
希望你存有一顆莊嚴的心 烏雲快要來了 will the solemn in your heart, the clouds will come.
蒼天在上 The heavens will look,
你能行... 我的孩子 and you will... my son.
你好 請進 看起來你想喝一杯 Hi there. C'mon in. Looks like you could use a drink.
那就喝一杯吧 Let me just one drink.
嘿 Hey!
給我來一大杯 For me one double.
這個 我輸了 The one I lost.
我又輸了一個 I lost again.
-你到底在做什麼...? - 是他在追我 - What the hell you were doing...? - He was chasing me.
你不能穿過鏡子! 絕不! 你知道的! You don't go through the mirror! Never! You know that!
喂! 你! 魔鬼! Oi! You! Gunga Din!
過來! Come here!
- 你在搞什麼鬼!? - 搞鬼? - What do you think you're playing at!? - Playing?
噢 不 不... 我們不是搞鬼! Oh, no, no, no... We don't play!
我們做的是非常嚴肅的事! What we do is deadly serious!
失蹤了 我們把他弄丟了? 我不這樣認為 Gone. Will we miss him? I don't think so.
你參不透這個玄機也沒關係 Don't worry if you don't understand it all immediately.
我要你們這群怪胎滾開! 馬上! 噢! I want you freaks out of here! Now! Ah!
不好意思 我不是故意用那個詞的... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to use that word...
身高不足... 沒有高度... 長不高的殘廢! vertically deficient...defuncted... vertically crippled!
身高... 殘障... 身高... vertically...challenged...vertically...
身高殘障? 幹嘛突然踢我一下... Vertically challenged? Why do you all get off my beat...
我真想好好教訓你們一下! or I will do the lot of you for something!
來啊 來啊 Come here. Come here.
先買票! 再排隊! Take a ticket! Wait your turn!
20英鎊一回 今晚只收五磅 Twenty quid a go, reduced to five for one night only!
女士們先生們 我們所生存的世界 Ladies and gentlemens, this world are we living,
充滿了迷惑 睜開眼睛看好... is full of enchantment, for those with eyes to see...
雞來了! Chicken!
- 我想去那兒還有那兒... - 該結束了 玲達! - I want to go there and there... - Stop going on, Linda!
- 他們不會讓你去的 親愛的 - 可我就是想去!!! 我想去嗎!!! - They won't let you, darling. - But I want to!!! I want to!!!
- 玲達! - 你總不讓我去! - Linda! - You're never let me to!
- 不好意思! 不好意思! - 這不公平! - Excuse me! Excuse me! - It's not fair!
- 你介意... - 狄亞哥在哪兒? - Would you mind... - Where's Diego?!
- 安東... 安東... - 這是你的錯! - Anton... Anton... - This is your fault!
他去那兒了 他剛走過去 He went right there. He's just gone through.
狄亞哥啊! 狄亞哥! Diego! Diego!
去死吧! 去死吧! 好極了! Die! Die! Yes!
請馬上離開奇幻秀! Please exit the Imaginarium immediately!
沒有家長控制 搖桿不可用! Joystick's not available without parenting control
耶! Yeah!
要是你們毀了我的孩子 If one of you perverts got our boy,
我可什麼都做得出來 I won't be answerable for my actions.
- 狄亞哥! - 狄亞哥! - 狄亞哥啊! - Diego! - Diego! - Diego!
- 我到處找過了 - 我不管! - I looked everywhere. - I don't care!
瓦以拉啊! Voila!
- 耶! - 噢 有作用哦 - Yeah! - Oh it worked.
狄亞哥 你去哪兒了? 我擔心死你了! Diego, where have you been? I've been worried sick!
一個小魔鬼從危險中出來了! One little devil out of the fire!
為什麼你表情那麼蠢 小蠢蛋 Why that silly expression on your face, you little poof.
來吧 起來吧! 來吧! 是它喚醒了帕納大師博士 Come on, get up! Come on! Itself rouse of Dr. Parnassus.
謝謝 Thank you.
- 安東! - 怎麼了 先生? - Anton! - Yes, sir?
- 你知道關於鏡子的規矩吧? - 是的 - You know the rules about the mirror? - Yes.
我知道 我很抱歉 先生 我真的很抱歉... Yes I do. I'm sorry, sir. I'm really sorry...
我知道 我知道 你做得很好 孩子 I know, I know. You did well, my boy.
你做的很好 好孩子 好孩子 You did well. Good lad, good lad.
謝謝 Thank you.
' 好孩子 好孩子 ' ' Good lad, good lad. '
你穿過了鏡子而他居然放過你了 You go through the mirror and he's all over you.
換做是我他就很不安... I do，what，and he disturbs...
別這麼說 瓦倫蒂納... 你是他女兒... C'mon now, Valentina... you're his daughter...
我是說... 秀色可餐... I mean...irresistibly scrumptious...
我怎麼會說秀色呢? Why do I say scrumptious?
美麗 聰明 甜美都行... Beautiful, intelligence, sweet...
居然說秀色 白癡! Scrumptious, idiot!
嘿 帕納... Hey Parny...
很久不見了 It's been a while.
我說什麼了? What did I say?
我們可沒整晚的時間 We don't have all night.
噢 雞又來了 Oh, chicks again.
他是來要人的 He's come to collect.
我想也是 他來早了 I thought so. He's early.
我該怎麼辦? What can I do?
- 沒辦法 - 肯定會有什麼辦法... - Nothing. - There must be something...
- 還剩下幾天? - 3天 - How many days left? - Three.
你知道 你得馬上告訴她 You know, you're gonna have to tell her soon.
# 當月光照進你的目光 如同一個大披薩餅 # # When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, #
- # 那就是愛... # - 你能不談吃的嗎? - # that's amore... # - Will you shut up about food?
我們沒有吃的了... 我要餓死了! We're clean out... and I'm starving!
噢 波西 我們還有一點土豆 Oh, Perci. We've still got a few potatoes.
- 嘿 看看這個 看這個 - 嘿! - Hey, look at this. Look at this. - Hey!
- 那是我的! - 噢 快看那個! - That's mine! - Oh, look at that!
那是私人的! That's private!
給我! Give it to me!
An湯尼啊! Antony!
你真覺得待在那種地方你就開心啦? 是嗎? Do you really think you'd be happy in a place like that? Would you?
我才不會 I couldn't do.
也許是因為你... Maybe a part of you...
我不知道... I don't know...
你總想著逃離 不是嗎? You are always looking for escaping, aren't you?
也許這樣想過 期盼過 Or think about it or dream about it
那我們就逃吧 為何不試試 你和我? Let's do it. Why not, you and me?
我不能跑走 我們不能 我不能 I can't run away. We can't run away. I can't.
我還沒成年 I'm under age.
別這樣 Don't do that
- 我星期三就十二歲了 - 別傻了 - I shall be twelve on Wednesday. - Don't be ridiculous.
- 波西 我週三時幾歲? - 12 - Perci, how old will I be on Wednesday? - Twelve.
知道了吧? 帕納大師就是這樣說的 See? That's what Parnassus says.
- 你會說他別傻了嗎? - 沒有 - Are you saying he's ridiculous? - No.
實際上... 我16歲了 Actually... I'm really sixteen.
甜蜜的十六歲 Sweet sixteen.
法定結婚年齡... The age of consent...
你要喝咖啡嗎? You could use a coffee?
- 啊! 沒有了! - 是啊 我知道 我知道... - Oy! There is none of it. - Yes, I know, I know...
你又這樣? And that again?
天哪 God'sake that.
來啊 放輕鬆點 是吧? Come on, let's take it easy , will ya?
先別鬧 先別鬧... Not now, not now...
我有很重要的事情要告訴你 I have something very important to tell you.
噢... 為什麼每個人都想長生不老? Oh... why does everybody want to live forever?
那是個血腥的詛咒 Immortality's a bloody curse.
所以要假裝還是個小孩子 So is pretending to be your child.
看看我 我是說 看看我 Look at me. I mean, look at me.
沒人會相信的! Nobody's fooled!
而且我不想再在腳踝上帶這個蠢玩意了 And I want this stupid thing off my ankle.
- 你不能靠編造生日阻止我長大! - 閉嘴... - You can't stop me growing up just by lying about my birthday! - Shut up...
- 這很荒唐! - 安靜聽我說! - It's ridiculous! - Shut up and listen to me!
趁現在還來得及 我要解釋些事情 I need to explain something, before it's too late.
- 一個冬天的晚上... - 這是個長故事嗎? - One, winter's night... - Is this going to take long?
是啊 是啊... 應該是的 Yes, yes... quite possibly.
許多年前... 應該說許多世紀以前... Many years ago... many centuries ago, in fact...
信不信由你 我曾是個年輕僧人 I was, believe or not, a young monk.
有人到廟裡來找我... Someone visited me, in my sanctuary...
一個我希望從未見過的人 Someone I had hoped never to meet.
一個我們都不願遇見的人... Someone none of us should ever hope to meet...
征服了狂風和暴雨 Having captured the wind and tamed the storm,
令星球按部就班地運轉 kept the stars in their orbit and the earth turning on its axis ...
史帝威領袖想躺下歇歇 The Chief Steward, laying down to take his rest,
並做了個非常煩惱的夢... had a most disturbing dream...
他夢見一個帶頭巾的騎士 He dreamt that a hooded rider
穿過白雪皚皚的平原而來 was approaching across the snow-swept plain.
於是史帝威領袖醒了... Chief Steward woke...
你到底想講什麼啊? What exactly do you all do here?
我們講述著永恆的故事 We tell the eternal story.
那 到底是什麼呢? And, what is that exactly?
維持著宇宙的故事 The story that sustains the universe.
沒有這個故事 那什麼也沒有 The story without which there is nothing.
什麼也沒有? Nothing?
你是說 如果你不往下講了... You mean, if you stop telling this story...
整個宇宙就會毀滅? and whole the universe ceases to exist?
你把它說得真簡單 You make it sound so simple.
那你相信這個嗎? And you believe it?
我們要遵守這項使命 We're ordained for this task.
這太難以置信了 It's just incredible to me that
你竟然相信這麼經不起推敲的事情 you can believe something that can be so easily disproved.
不 我不這樣認為 No, I don't think so.
等著瞧吧 We'll see.
不 No!
停下來! Stop!
現在 故事就結束了 There. The story's stopped.
沒有故事了... 可我們還在這兒... No more story... And we're still here...
火還在燒... 雪還在下 The fire's still burning... It's still snowing.
風還在吹 The wind's still blowing.
沒有任何改變 Nothing is changed.
來啊 開心點... Come on, cheer up...
我把你們從毫無邏輯的理論中解放了出來 I've freed you from all this ridiculous nonsense.
現在你可以用你們的能量做其他事了 Now you can use your powers to do something else.
玩得開心 Have fun.
學門語言或者... 到處走走 Learn for language or... go on cruise.
一個信號! 一個信使! A sign! A message!
那隻鳥是個信使... That bird was a messenger...
來自一個未知的遠方! from some distant places we know not of!
我現在算明白規則了... 非常清楚 I see rule now... so cleared.
這裡和我們沒有關係 It has nothing to do with us here.
世界上的其他地方 在這一刻... Somewhere in the world, right now...
其他人正在講述故事! 一個不一樣的故事! Someone else is telling a story! A different story!
冒險故事... 浪漫故事... 意外死亡的故事 A saga... a romance... a tale of an unforeseen death.
這都無關緊要! 這都維持著宇宙 It doesn't matter! It's sustaining the universe.
所以我們還在這裡 That's why we're still here.
你無法阻止人們講述故事 You can't stop stories being told!
- 這只不過是瞎猜! - 我可不這麼認為 - That's weak hypothesis! - I don't think so.
要我說... 看你不像是敢打賭的人, 對嗎? I tell you... you're probably not a betting man, aren't you?
什麼? What?
這並不是我第一次和魔鬼打賭... Not my first wager made with the devil...
你看, 我倆誰能先收十二名弟子 You see, if any first of us two attract twelve disciples,
誰就會贏 would win the bet.
他的理念是... 危險是必不可少的 這兒 His argument... the necessities of danger. Here.
無知的虛幻的狂喜 The fabled bliss of ignorance.
我的則是 用幻想改變和照亮我們的生命 Mine, the power of the imagination to transform and illuminate our lives...
競爭很激烈... 但我贏了 It was a hard fight... I won.
我的獎品... 是我一直最渴望的... My prize... the one thing I coveted the most...
永遠不死 was ever-lasting life.
永遠痛苦... Everlasting torment...
他耍了我 故意讓我贏 He had tricked me. Had let me win.
他知道時代會變... He knew times would change...
有一天 沒有人會在乎我的故事... That one day, no one would want my stories...
這就是我自負的代價... This was the price of my arrogance...
遺忘 迷失 孤獨與絕望 Forgotten. Lost. Alone and desperate.
- 我們停下了 - 繼續 繼續你的故事 - We've stopped. - Go on, with your story.
下次吧 有事發生了 你最好去看看 Another time. Something's happened. You'd better go and see.
你為什麼總是這樣?! Why do you always do this?!
你總是在講到一半的時候停下 You always stop in the middle of your story!
去看看 Go and see.
我看見... 有... 有人在水上跳... 跳舞 I saw... someone d... dancing... on the water.
我發誓! 我發誓! I swear! I swear!
就在閃電的時候... 有個影子... When the lightning flashed... there was a shadow...
就在那 你看見了嗎? over there. You see that?
- 你看見跳舞的了嗎? - 沒錯 他在水上跳舞 - You see the dancer? - Yeah, he's riverdancing.
沒錯 他在水上跳舞! 你看到了? Yes, he's riverdancing! You see that?
是有人被吊著! That's someone hanging!
他被吊在大橋上! He's hanging over the bridge!
- 吊著? - 去拿繩子來! - Hanging? - Get a rope!
如果是吊著脖子 那他不就已經有繩子了嘛 If he's hanging by his neck, he's already got a rope.
- 去拿繩子! - 好! - Get a rope! - Alright!
我們行的! 好的 好了 好了... ! We're good! Okay, alright, alright... !
快 快 快! Go, go, go!
這兒 我們把你蕩進去 There, swing you in!
你怎麼樣? Are you okay?
你為什麼要從湖裡釣死人? Why are you fishing dead people out of the river?
別管他 他已經死了! Leave him. He's already dead!
我們趕緊離開這鬼地方 趁警察還沒來 Let's get hell out of here, before police shows up.
安東! 來 幫幫我 Anton! Come, help me.
不 不 不... 讓我來 No, no, no... so will do I.
我來 小心點 I'll do. Watch out.
反正我們不知道他到底怎麼回事 We don't know where he's b... been anyway.
準備好了? 明白? Ready? All clear?
- 他活過來了! - 嗯 他本來就活著 - He's alive! - Well, he was.
這又是什麼鬼東西? What the hell is that on earth?
把他抬進箱子裡去 Put him in the trunk.
- 老大說別管他 - 他以為他死了 來吧 - The boss said leave him. - He thought he was dead. Come on.
我不喜歡這樣 I d... don't like it.
這不關我們的事 It's none of our b... business.
那你說怎麼辦 我們把他丟在路邊? What are you suggesting, we leave him on the side of the road?
來吧 我們走 Come on. Let's go.
好吧 Alright.
嘿 你! Hey, you!
- 我猜一星期裡每天都有人救你的命吧 - 什麼? - I suppose somebody saves your life everyday of the week. - What?
說一句謝謝很麻煩嗎? Is it too much bother with a thank you?
哼... 你是誰? Huh... who are you?
珀西瓦爾 聖安東尼 德拉 圖萊納 Percival St. Antoine della Touraine
與聖塞波爾克羅 皮埃蒙特 三世 et Sansepolcro da Piemonte, the Third.
如果這樣太麻煩 你可以只叫我波西 If that seems too difficult, you may call me Percy.
我們這是在哪? Where are we?
地理學上來說 北半球 Geographically speaking, in the Northern Hemisphere.
社會學上來說 在社會邊緣 敘事的話 在途中 Socially, on the margins and, narratively, with some way to go.
那你的名字是... And your name is...
- 我想不起來了 - 這倒方便 - I can't remember. - That's pretty handy.
- 有信用卡嗎? - 啊! 你是要打劫嗎? - Any credit cards? - Ah! Are you trying to rob me?
- 你要幹嘛? - ...你的名字在上面 - What are you doing? - ...with your name on them.
- 我的錢包在哪 還有手機...? - 別看我們 - Where's my wallet, where's my phone...? - Don't look at us.
- 你是誰? - 他不記得了 - Who are you? - He can't remember.
聽著... 不管你們這群人是誰... Listen... whoever you people are...
我現在得走了 好嗎? I need to go now, alright?
可能是找你的 Might be for you.
你在那! There you are!
真可惜... 我會俄語的 Pity... I speak Russian.
你好 你沒事吧? Hello. Are you alright?
沒事 Yeah.
抱歉 老兄 對不起 謝謝你 老兄 Sorry, mate. Excuse me, mate. Thank you fellow.
- 但你不能待在這兒 - 為什麼?! - But you can't stay here. - Why not?!
他不是我們的人 你看看他! 看看他! He's not one of us. Look at him! Look at him!
毫無理由... 抱歉... 我們都不知道他都做了什麼 Without reason... excuse me... we don't know what he's done.
- 聽著 我什麼都沒做過 好嗎? - 好吧 - Listen, I haven't done anything, alright? - Alright.
我是英國人 我知道你從哪裡來 I'm Englishman. I understand where you're comming from.
我知道自己從哪裡來 I understand where I'm comming from.
但我不知道我的名字 And I don't know my name.
我不知道我去哪裡 我不知道... I don't no where I go, I don't no...
而你一定也不知道這是什麼 and you certainly don't know what that is.
我最後記得的事就是腦袋被打中 The last thing I remember is being w... whacked in head,
在箱子裡醒來 發現自己在一個... and waken up in that box in the back of the...
一個... 的後面... 真的 one of the... honest... honest...
哦... 我的頭 Oh... my head.
這裡在搞什麼鬼? What the hell is going on here?
我說了別管他 他死了 I told you to leave him. He was dead.
嗯 可他沒死 我們也管了 Well, he isn't and we didn't.
我們發現他被吊在橋上 先生 We found him hanging on the bridge, sir.
- 吊在? - 是的 - Hanging? - Yeah.
套著脖子 但沒死 我們得有點常識 By his neck til death. If we'd had any sense.
我們在他口袋裡找到了這個 We found these in his pockets.
被吊之人! The hanged man!
史路皮 閃開 Scrumpy. Get out my way.
所有跡象都清楚了 Signs are all clear.
這些記號... 我認識它們 And those marks... I recognize them.
- 什麼記號? - 你是尼克先生派來的 是嗎? - What marks? - You've been sent by Mr. Nick, haven't you?
- 尼克先生? - 我說對了! 你知道他的名字 - Mr Nick? - I knew it! You know his name.
他又有了新主張 是嗎? He has a new proposition for me doesn't he?
或許再打一次賭? A new wager perhaps?
遊戲規則又變了? Another twist in the game?
他就是忍不住 是嗎? He can't help himself, can he?
謝天謝地! 謝天謝地! Thank God! Thank God for that!
父親說你應該工作... 幫你集中注意 Dad says you shoud work... to focus your mind.
好讓你回憶起來 To get your memory back.
好了 試試這個 Here we are. Try this.
你可以在前台幫幫忙 賣票或者... You can help out front. Sell tickets or...
別的什麼 Something like that.
你說怎麼樣? What do you say?
好的 O... kay.
所以 沒有名字 沒有臉 So, no name. No face.
- 越來越神秘了 - 把你的... - The mystery thickens. - Get your...
髒手拿開 grubby little hands off me.
- 瓦倫蒂納 我們有問題了... - 很奇怪 - Valentina, we have a problem... - So strange.
- 一片空白 - 我能自己穿衣 - Complete blank. - I can dress myself.
放手 我說了 波西! Let me go, I said, Percy!
波西 停下! Perci, no more!
嘿! 嘿 過來 Hey! Hey, come on.
博士... Doctor...
哦 我要受不了了 Oh, I'll be sick of that.
你的記憶有好轉嗎? Is your memory less impaired?
所有的都想起來了嗎? Is all comming back to you now?
- 什麼? 不... - 啊 你真是沒用! - What? No... - Ah, you're bloody useless!
- 真是該死的災難! - 你不能再這樣 你醉了 - It's a bloody disaster! - You can't go on. You're drunk.
我沒醉! 我是發脾氣了! I am not drunk! I'm grumpy!
發脾氣! Grumpy!
女... 士們 先生們 今夜請注意看仔細... L... L... ladies and gentlemens, raise your sights for one night only...
- 來見... 見... - 喬治在哪? - encounter... encounter... - Where's George?
偉大 美麗 奇跡 發生在沒個 the majesty, the beauty, the miracle that's in each,
- 每個... - 喬治在哪? - that's every on... - Where's George?
- 喬治是誰? - 我想我們給他起了個名字 - W... Who's George? - I thought we should give him a name.
哦 很可愛... 喬治 Oh, that's cute... George.
- 我要打烊了 - 沒錯 來吧 - I'm closing up. - Yeah, let's do that.
他從來也沒完成過一場表演... 他是怎麼了? He's never not done a show... what's wrong with him?
- 好了 - 不 不 不 - Alright. - N... no.
不會像你們那麼麻煩 It wouldn't trouble that compete of yours.
你忙你的... 都很漂亮... 好的! You do your thing... all beautiful... alright!
好了 女士們先... 好吧 女士們! Okay. Ladies and...well, ladies!
很榮幸向你們介紹卓越非凡的... I am rented to present you the extraordinary...
帕納大師博士! Doctor Parnassus!
- 這個人喝醉了 爛醉 - 啊 很尷尬 - This man is drunk. Dead drunk. - Ah, that's disgraceful.
- 不是醉了! - 不 他沒醉 他是... - 他感冒了 - Not drunk! - No, he's not. He's a... - He's got a bad cold.
感冒了 儘管如此 他今晚還是會繼續 got a bad cold. Dispite that, he's still went on tonight,
冒著犧牲自己健康的風險... at considerable risk to his health...
給點掌聲 各位! a round of applause, ladies and gents!
還我們錢 全部 We want our money back. Every penny.
您能... Would you...
好吧 聽著 我會還你們錢的 好嗎? alright, listen, I'll give your money back, alright?
我理解 聽著... 說實話吧 I understand. Listen... to tell the truth.
博士的女兒 看到了? 她很漂亮 但她恨這樣 The Doctor's daughter, right? She looks pretty, but she hates it.
她病得很重 你們看 She's pretty sick, you see.
她得做手術 她拚命地到處抓 She's going on surgery. She scratched all can get.
她會... 就是這樣 這些錢是為了她 She's gonna... that's all this is about. This is money for her.
你們明白嗎? 我是說 這樣... You understand? I mean, how values...
我們給你們贈票 不 等等 我們可以給你們兩張贈票 we get you free tickets. No, wait. We can do two
如果你們半價再買一張票 free tickets if you buy another one at half price.
優惠只限今天 This offer is only available today.
- 什麼? - 不 沒什麼 - What? - No, nothing.
"優惠只限今天" "This offer is only available today."
- 全是他得的? - 是 你見過有這麼多的嗎? - He took all that? - Yeah. Have you ever seen so much?
那就是睜眼說瞎話就可以得到的 That's what lying through teeth can get you.
得了 安東... 他怎麼會知道我們明天就不在這了 C'mon, Anton... how was he to know that we're not be here tomorrow?
嘿 或許我的生日不會那麼糟 Hey, maybe my birthday won't be so bad.
是 或許不會 或許我們可以擺脫這破地方 Yeah, maybe it wont' actually. Maybe we can get out of this dump.
你可以找到你理想中的家 You can find your ideal home.
安東啊... Anton...
喂 喬治! 不是馬的這頭 老兄! Oi, George! Wrong end of the horse, mate!
那算什麼? What was that?
你知道的 你不應該喝酒 你不是很能喝 You know, You shouldn't drink. It doesn't agree with you.
哦 你太... 對了 Oh, you're sooo right.
是你? 你這次又要什麼? 我什麼都會做的 You? What do you want this time? I'll do anything.
- 我知道你會的 - 順變說一下 你的人失憶了 - I know you will. - By the way, your man's lost his memory.
- 他真是沒用! - 他不是我的人 - He's bloody useless! - He's not my man.
什麼? What?
這個小廢物 名叫湯尼 聖菲爾 This little toe-rag. Name's Tony Shepherd.
他以前經營一家很大的慈善機構 He used to run a big charity.
- 我不信任他 不過你也不會信我的對嗎? - 不信 - I wouldn't trust him. You don't trust me do you? - No.
就告訴我你想要什麼吧 Just tell me what you want.
我昨天夜裡突然想到 看到你這麼沮喪 I just thought last night, seeing you so upset,
或許你可以有一線希望... that you can maybe use a little glimmer of hope...
或許你能再打個小賭? maybe you can use a little bet?
不行 都結束了 結束了 No, it's over. Finito.
哦 得了吧... 永遠不會結束 Oh, come on... It's never over.
來吧 你有什麼可損失的? 但你可能會贏 C'mon, what you got to lose? You could end by winning.
你就能救她... You can save her....
你覺得呢... 看誰先得到五個靈魂? What do you say... first to five souls?
看誰先五個? First to five?
- 不耍花招? 不作弊? - 不 不作弊 - No tricks? No cheating? - No. No cheating.
- 那我同意 就這麼定 - 老天! 我就愛敢賭的人 - I say "Yes". Deal. - God! I do love a betting man.
- 好的 那就截止到她的生日 - 那只剩兩天! 你這個混蛋! - OK. By her birthday then. - That is two days! You bastard!
你知道我們的事有多艱難嗎? Do you have any idea what rough business we're doing?
事情總會好起來的 毫無疑問 Things are going to pick up. As sure as eggs is eggs.
好吧 先五個靈魂的贏 Okay. The first five souls wins.
我要殺了你! 你這個雜種! I'll kill you! You son of bitch!
我知道 很高興見到你 I know. I'm glad to see you.
等等! Wait!
- 早 瓦倫 - 你好 喬治 - Morning, Val. - Hi, George.
史路皮呢? Scrumpy?
史路皮啊 Scrumpy.
吃的! 吃的! 我們有吃的了! 我們有麵包! 我們有奶酪! Food! Food! We got food! We got bread! We got cheese!
我們有蔬菜! 我們什麼都有! 還有這個... We got vegetables! We got everything! Whatever this thing is...
我們今天吃得這麼好都是拜你所賜 It's all your fault we're eating so well today.
你知道怎麼拔毛嗎? Do you know how to pluck?
那個... 那是貝爾提嗎? Is t... that Bertie?
喬治覺得應該叫鴿子會更好 拔光它 George thought doves would be better. Pluck it.
- 拔光它? 可是... 怎麼弄? - To pluck it? But... how?
算了 Never mind.
- 兩天五個靈魂 啊?! - 真是諷刺 我正在想 - Five souls in two days, eh!? - What sarcasm. I'm trying to think.
他被送來一定是有原因的 我就知道 He's been sent to us for a reason. I know it.
- 牌從不說謊 - 從不? - The cards don't lie. - No?
原諒我 聖喬治先生 Pardonnez-moi monsieur St. George...
我很擔心你 不知道自己是誰... I worried about you, not knowing who you are...
- 一定很難明白 - 是啊 - It must be extremly difficult to understand. - Yeah.
- 真的 這樣很... 很令人困惑 - 或許我能幫上忙 - Really it is, it is...It's confusing. - I may be able to help.
真的? Really?
是的 看到這個奇妙的裝置沒? Yes. You see this contraption here?
只需... 不介意放在你頭上吧 就是這樣 Just... if you don't mind placing on your head. That's it.
看到這些線了吧? 只要...拿著它 Now, see those wires? Just... hold on to that.
現在 你放鬆 什麼都別想 Now, I just want you to relax. Try to think of nothing.
- 這不難... 就我這情況來看 - 閉起來! - That won't difficult... in my condition. - Shut it!
- 什麼東西? - 你的嘴巴! 別呼吸! - I beg your pardon? - Your mouth! Don't breathe!
- 屏住呼吸! - 什麼? - Hold your breath! - Excuse me?
讓能量流動 一切... 月圓月缺 Let the energy flow. Let the... wax and wane.
想想土地 海洋 ... Think of the earth, the ocean, ...
很好 很好 Very good, very good.
中間名... 你的中間名... Middle name... middle name...
有名字了 是... 聖菲爾 I have the name. It's... Shepherd.
是Anthony 聖菲爾 Anthony Shepherd.
他們叫你湯尼 They call you Tony.
這活真耗力 That was exhausting.
據我所知 你一貫都做好事 You used to... do good works as I understand.
比如一個慈善家... 我想? Something about a charity... I think?
是的... 額... 湯尼 聖菲爾... Yes... um... Tony Shepherd...
哇! 你... 這... Wow! You... this is...
真的有用... It really works...
還有沒有什麼別的發現就你剛才做這個... was anything else you discovered when you were doing your...
你必須明白 這是個古老的技術 Well, you must understand, this is an ancient technique.
- 好的 - 我也老得生銹了 - Alright. - I'm extremly rusty.
沒有 絕對沒有其它的發現 No, there was apsolutely nothing.
非常有趣 先生 It's fascinating, sir.
確實如此 It really is I may say.
- 我能取下這個了? - 是的 - Can I take this off now? - Yeah.
- 非常感謝 - 不用 - Thank you very much. - No, not at all.
- 上帝保佑你! 我有名字了! - 做慈善的? - Bless you! I have a name! - A charity work?
- 酷啊 - 那他在橋下上吊是在搞什麼? - Cool. - So what was he doing dangling by his neck under the bridge?
- 波西! - 噢 很無禮麼? - Percy! - Oh, was that rude?
我說錯話了? Have I put my foot in it?
不 不是 只是... No, no, it's a...
非常奇怪 很可怕 It's so strange. It's horrible.
所有的事都一片空白 Everything it's just complete blank.
就像神奇博士說的我和慈善有某種聯繫... As the good doctor said I was involved in some sort of charity...
我現在確實想起來了 給你 拔光了 I do remember that now. Here you go. Plucked.
我肯定很傻 以為我能夠... What a fool I must have been, that think I could have...
改變世界 能有所作為... change the world, that I could make it different...
帶給人們希望... 是吧? to give people hope... eh?
真是個狂妄的白癡 What an arrogant idiot.
我肯定有病 那是什麼? I must have ache. What's that?
嘿 能借我看下嗎? 你拿的是什麼? Hey, may I have look at that? What is that you got?
- 哦 貝多芬的歡樂頌 - 不 不是歌 是笛子 - Oh, it's Beethoven's Ode to Joy. - No, not the song. The pipe.
- 哦... - 它是我的東西 - Oh... - It belongs to me.
- 真的? - 是的 - 你怎麼知道? - Really? - Yeah. - How do you know that?
- 你想起來? 你記起你是個音樂家 - 是的 - You remembered? You just remembered, you're a musician. - Oh, yeah.
我正在漸漸恢復記憶 能還給我嗎? Now that I'm remembering, can I have it please back?
- 你確定這是你的? - 非常確定 - Are you sure it's yours? - Positively.
- 你怎麼確定的? - 我就是知道 - How can you be sure? - I just know, simply.
- 能給我嗎? - 是的 好吧... - Can I have it back? - Yes, alright...
- 不見了 - 我想要回我的笛子 謝謝 - It's g... gone. - I want my pipe back, please.
- 它對我很重要 - 是的 我懂的 - 它有特別的意義 - It means a lot to me. - Yeah, I understand. - It's a very special pipe.
好吧 抱歉 抱歉 在這裡 對不起 Okay, sorry. Sorry, there it is. Sorry.
聽著 老兄 這一點也不有趣 那笛子對我來說真的很重要 Listen, this isn't funny, mate. That pipe means a lot to me.
- 懂不懂? - 有趣啊 - Alright? - A little bit funny.
- 不 一點也沒有 - 好吧... 是的! - No, it's not a little bit funny. - Alright... Alright!
好吧 我找找看 Alright, let me just look around.
你說它怎麼會在茶壺裡? What is it doing in the tea pot? That's what I wanna know.
- 它在茶壺裡搞什麼? - 我不知道 - What is it doing in the tea pot? - I don't know.
非常謝謝你 Now, I thank you very much.
沒事 抱歉 我只是想和你套套近乎 Okay. Sorry. I was trying to bond.
- 現在好了! - 是的! - Alright! - Alright!
沒事... 我去拿 Okay... I'm gonna get it.
- 立刻! - 是的 好吧 冷靜 - Right now! - Alright. Sure. Just chill out.
冷靜點 在這裡 Just chill out. There.
- 安東 夠了 - 我很抱歉 我只是想... - Antone, enough. - I'm sorry, I'm just trying...
- 活躍一下 互相熟悉 - 好吧 停下來 - play around, make bound. - Well, stop.
就只是想... 熱絡一下 Just trying to... bond.
- 沒事了 很有趣吧! - 是的 有趣 有趣... - Okay. It was fun! - Yeah, funny, funny...
我在擔心安東... 他怎麼變成這樣了? I'm worried about Anton... what's eating him?
- 他愛上了瓦倫蒂納 - 戀愛了? 誰允許的? - He's in love with Valentina. - In love? Who gave him permission?
- 已經發生了 - 這個小毒蛇! - It happens. - The little snake!
我從街上撿回他 這就是我的回報 我... I take him from the streets and this is my thanks and I...
- 我要剝了他的皮! - 你要這麼做的話 還有一個呢 - I'll skin him alive! - While you're at it, there's the other one.
- 哪一個? - 一條響尾蛇 - The other one? - A rattle snake.
- 噢 該說是眼鏡蛇 - 哦 是湯尼? - Oh, I forgot for cobra. - Oh, Tony?
- 湯尼和他是兩碼事 - 是嗎? - Tony's another kettle of fish. - Is he?
他雄心勃勃 精力充沛... 是命運選定的人 He's ambitious, energetic... a man of destiny.
- 他能幫我們贏得賭注? - 我想有可能 - And he's going to help us win? - I think he just might.
- 史路皮鍾意他 - 她最好遠離安東 - Scrumpy sees good in him. - She'd be better off with Anton.
也許我應該將她交給 Perhaps I should just offer her hand to
幫我們贏得5個靈魂的人 whoever helps us win the next five souls.
這是你今天最爛的主意 That's even worse idea than the other you've had today.
你錯了 他們兩個都配不上她 You're not wrong. Neither of them is worthy of her.
你從來都是對的 是不是? You're never wrong, aren't you?
啊 波西... 沒有你我該怎麼辦? Ah, Percy... what would I do without you?
- 再找個侏儒 - 什麼? - Get a midget. - What?
- 小矮人 短腿 短腳 頭... 圓圓的很有趣 - 是的 我知道... - You know, short fellow. Short legs, short feet, a head... round is kind of funny. - Yes, I know...
帕納大師博士 和宇宙一樣古老 廣闊... Doctor Parnassus, as old as the universe itself, vast...
嗨 你們晚上準備做什麼? Hello. How are you doing tonight?
他喝酒了? Has he been drinking?
- 你在做什麼? 別玩了! - 別找了! - What are you doing? Stop playing about! - Seek no more!
我們今晚務必集中精神 全都靠它了 We must concentrate tonight. Everything depends on it.
讓博士偉大的思想... Lets the great mind of this Doctor...
傳送你... 到... transport you... to the world...
你想像的世界 of your imagination.
親愛的 你的命運非常的 特別... You, my dear, your destiny is a very, specialy...
這麼蠢的謊話 What stupid bouncer.
不 不... 是歌手 我打賭你的聲音... No, no... a singer. I bet your voice...
嗨 你們好! Hi, there!
相信我 你會喜歡這次經歷的 Come on trust me, you're gonna love this experience.
嘿 搞什麼? Hey, what are you doing?
- 帶你去想像的世界! - 噢 我的天 - Taking you to the heart of your imagination! - Oh, my God!
- 不行 - 相信我 女士 你不會後悔的 - No way. - Trust me young lady, you will not regret.
- 去試試 莎莉! - 除非她和我一起去 - Go for it, Sal! - Only if she comes with me.
你們兩個不能同時進行! Can't you two at the same time!
- 你瘋了? 去吧 - 我不要一個人去 - Are you crazy? Go for it. - I'm not going on my own.
- 我們要一起! - 好主意! - We'll do it together! - Good idea!
你瘋了吧? Are you crazy?
兩個幻想冒險 一起進行? Two imaginations in there, at same time?
不 不 女士們... 一次一個才好 No, no, ladies... ane a time is fine.
你們當個一起的話 想像力強大的將會壓倒稍弱的 When are two, the stronger imagination will overcome the weaker and
我們不知道會發生些什麼 we have no idea what might happen.
- 真蠢 - 是的 很蠢 - That's really stupid. - Yeah, really stupid.
跟我來 好好玩 Follow me. Enjoy yourselfs.
放我下來! Put me down!
- 我不想一個人玩! - 她不要一個人玩! - I don't want to do it alone! - She doesn't do it alone!
是關於時間的 你的生活會不可思議的改變 It's about time. And your life will change mysteriously.
- 能不能放我下來? - 沒事的 - 不 拜託! - Why don't you put me down? - It's alright. - No, please! Dont!
我們有顧客了 We got a customer.
爸... 爸... Father... father...
- 救命! - 放手... - 救我! - Help! - let me... - Help me!
救命! Help!
嗨 Hi, there.
見鬼! Shit!
你在想些什麼? 看你幹了什麼 What were you thinking? Look what you've done.
上帝! 離我們遠點 Jesus! Leave us alone.
滾! 走開! Get out of here! Leave!
首先五個... First to five...
首先五個... 想想呢 First to five... Just wonder first to five.
- 你! 我們要走了! - 知道 我很抱歉 - You! We gotta keep moving! - I know, I'm sorry.
- 別讓我看到你! - 好 好的 - Get out of my sight! - Alright. Alright.
- 上帝! - 你搞什麼? 弄得一團糟! - Jesus! - What are you doing? You made a mess!
滾吧 快滾! Get out of here, come on!
- 幫倒忙! - 好吧... 我走了 - You're not helping! - Alright... I'm gone.
- 我想問是不是買了保險 - 滾開! - I wonder if covered by insurance. - Bugger off!
好吧 我只是說說 Alright, I'm just talking.
- 今晚趣事全趕上了 - 我不知道的 - It's quite interesting crowd tonight. - I wouldn't know.
讓我一個人呆著 老兄 Just leave me alone, mate.
你怎麼... How do you...
瓦倫擔心你 兄弟 Val is little worried about you, mate.
她讓我過來和你聊聊 哥們 She wanted me to come and chat with you, pal.
今天是怎麼了 在鏡子後面那位女士發生了什麼事? What happened today, and to the young lady behind the mirror?
我們可以說是... We suggestively...
安東 你可以跟我說的 兄弟 我們都聽到了她尖叫 Anton, you can tell me, mate. We all heard her scream.
我也尖叫了 I was screaming as well.
- 當時很可怕 - 可怕? 我不明白 - It was terrifying. - Terrifying? I don't understand.
是的... 你不會明白的 你沒到過博士的思想裡 是不是? No... You wouldn't. You haven't been inside the Doctor's mind, haven't you?
- 是的 - 對的 你也許認為那是 - No, I haven't. - Yeah, you probably think it's
- 一種騙局 是吧? - 是嗎? - some kind of scam, don't you? - Well?
不 不是的 No, it's not.
我不指望你能懂 I wouldn't expect you to understand.
永遠不會懂的 Not in a million years.
如果帕納大師博士真的能控制人的思想 If Doctor Parnassus can really control people's mind,
他怎麼不統治這個世界 啊? why isn't he ruling the world, eh?
為什麼還要表演這種小的... 雜耍? Why bother with this little... side show?
"雜耍"? 他不想統治世界 "Side show"? He d... don't want to rule the world.
他想世界自行運作! He wants the world to rule itself!
是麼? Yeah?
那鏡子呢? 鏡子是怎麼回事 啊? What about the mirror? What's that about, eh?
- 一個小把戲? - 湯尼 你沒弄懂 兄弟 - A bit of hocus-pocus? - Tony, you don't get it, man.
它是... It is...
它無法形容 它非常神秘! It's impossible to describe. It's... a mystery!
所有的事情如親眼所見般地真實 It's everything as real as seen with eyes,
看到了整個宇宙... - 順便問下, ... it beholds the universe... - By the way, ... mirror.
就在鏡子後面 Behind the mirror.
一到五 對你來說有意義嗎? Does first to five, mean anything to you?
你應該是最聰明的一個 You're suppose to be the clever one.
完全沒希望了... 結束了... It's utterly hopeless... It is over...
別這麼說... 它從未結束 Don't say that... It's never over.
帕納大師是永生的 記得嗎? Parnassus is immortal, remember?
說實話 會好起來的 爸爸 Honestly, it's gonna be okay, dad.
你怎麼知道? How can you understand?
你還是個孩子 你沒愛過人 You are a child. You've never loved.
沒像我一樣愛過... Not like I have...
在我抬頭的那一刻 看到了她 From the moment I looked up, and saw her,
我被迷住了 I was captivated.
被她囚禁了 Imprisoned by her.
我當時已經幾千歲了 And I was thousand years old.
怎麼追求她? How could I woo her?
怎麼得到她? How could I ever make her mine?
別傻了! 你死不了的! Don't be a fool! You can't die!
你是永生的! 在永恆的世界裡 You're immortal! You'll just end up broken,
跳下去你也只會骨折 我會... in the eternity world, and I'll...
走開 你個小魔鬼! Go, you little devil!
不! No!
像這種時候 魔鬼如影隨形 At times like these, the devil is never far away.
怎麼這麼久 帕納? Why so long, Parny?
這麼悲觀 Such a waste the positive.
惡魔再次答應我和正常人一般生死... The devil granted me mortality again...
再次年輕 還有新的力量 更強大的力量 and youth and new powers. Greater powers.
我得到了她 墜入愛河... And I won her. I was so in love...
如此深愛... so in love...
但是代價是什麼... ? But at what price... ?
是什麼代價... ? What price... ?
怎麼了 博士? What's up, doc?
要什麼代價... ? At what price... ?
僅僅是傷口和瘀青 It's only cuts and bruises.
我以為要失去你了 I thought we'd lost you.
寶貝! 怎麼垮著臉? Sweetheart! Why that sad face?
看著我 瓦倫 我想你的父親 Look at here. Val, I thought about your father and
似乎陷入了麻煩 你知道嗎? seems to be in terrible state, you know?
是財務方面的? 關於錢的? Now, is it financial thing? Is it money?
- 我不知道... - 如果是的 我能幫忙 - I don't know... - Cause if it is, I could help in that area.
- 我不知道 - 你不知道或者也許是關於表演的? - I don't know. - You don't know or is it the show, perhaps?
我再也不關心表演了 I don't care about the show anymore.
- 警察怎麼辦? - 讓警察來吧 - What about the police? - Bring on the police.
我討厭這樣的生活... I'm sick of living like this...
噢 是麼... Oh, really...
聽著 你不該這麼說 Now listen. You shouldn't talk this way.
你所做的非常重要 這是你的家事 It's very important what you're doing. It's family stuff.
也許 只是... 用稍微不同的方法去做事情 Maybe it's just... things ought to be done in little different way.
你說的是怎麼個不同法? What sort of different way do you suggest?
早上好 你感覺怎麼樣? 昨晚睡得好嗎? Morning. How are you doing? How did you sleep last night?
你頭上那一下砸的很重... That was a nasty bump on the head you got...
不同? 你說的是什麼意思? different? What do you mean?
額 我在想 那個... Well, I've been thinking, sir, that...
很明顯 人們... it's quite obviously, people...
- 沒有多少人喜歡你的表演 - 噢 非常感謝你 - not many people, are attracked to the show. - Oh, thank you so much.
原諒我 但是... 我... 我有一些解決的辦法 Forgive me but... I... I... I have couple solutions to the problem.
首先 我想要改變表演風格 One, I was thinking of changing the style of the show.
第二點 我想 呃... And two, I would uh...
也許要改變目標觀眾群 change the audience, perhaps.
- 改變? - 對 - Change? - Yeah.
我認為 最好都改變 You know, in my opinion, I'd change both.
- 這只是我的... 我... - 改變我們的演出? - You know, that's just me... and I... - Change a show?
他媽的你以為你是誰啊? Who the frigging hell do you think you are?
不要害怕改變 夥計 Don't be sorry to find a change, mate.
事實是 現在的表演 這個舞台 不是很... The fact and the matter is, this show, the stage... This is not...
- 我... 我... 我不知道該用什麼詞描述... - 時尚? - I... I... I don't know the word is, it's... - Modern?
時尚? 對 Modern? Yes.
人們喜歡時尚 我希望可以做成像... You see, people want modern. I want, you know, like...
像這樣的 看這個 這才是符合這個時代的 這才是人們想要的 Like this. You see this. This is contemporary. This is what people want.
我瞭解這個世界 相信我 I know this world. Trust me.
可以嗎? 現在有了你還有你控制思維的能力 All right? Now, with you and your mind control thing,
你知道我們必須向公眾妥協 要選對地方 合適的地方 you know we need to meet the public halfway. You know the right public, the right public
- 城裡合適的地方 - 條子怎麼辦? - the right part of town. - What about the filth?
- 什麼? - 條子 - 說的是警察 - What? - The filth. - He means the Police.
那裡也會有更好相處的條子的 There'll be a better class of filth, too.
- 這怎麼可能 - 好了 聽著 - That'll be the day. - Yeah, listen.
秘... 秘訣是不要隱藏 T... The secret is not to hide.
要醒目 要鮮艷 Be bold. Be colorful.
呃 或者可以不那麼鮮艷 Or, actually, be less colorful, perhaps.
再來就是去那些人們壓根兒想不到我們會去的地方 And go to the places that people would never expect to be at.
知道了吧? 考慮考慮 You know? Think.
你救了我 So, you saved my life.
現在讓我做些事來報答你吧 拜託了 Now let me do something in return, for you. Please.
幫我拿一下 Now, would you?
孩子 Scrumpy.
- 你相信巧合嗎? - 不 - Do you believe in coincidence? - No.
世上沒有巧合... 你一直這樣告訴我的 There's no such thing... You've always told me.
- 事出必有因 - 對 我確實是那麼相信的 - Everything has a reason. - Yes, that's what I believe.
那麼塔羅牌呢? 你相信嗎? And the cards? Do you believe in them?
你究竟想讓我說什麼呢? 這是個測驗嗎? What the hell you want about that? Is this a test?
今天是個非常重要的日子 This is gonna be an extremely important day.
我們要相信湯尼嗎? Do we gamble on Tony?
我想聽聽你的意見... 我需要你的建議 I want your opinion... I need your advice.
真不敢相信 你想聽我的意見 I don't believe it. You want my opinion.
這是最好的生日禮物了! That's the best birthday present ever!
- 好! 相信! 我們就那麼做吧! - 好! - Yes! Gamble! Let's do it! - Yes!
開始吧! Let's do it!
我愛你 爸爸 Oh, I love you Dad.
人不為己 天誅地滅! And the devil takes the hindmost!
- 真好啊 - 是啊 多溫馨的 - Well, lovely. - Yeah. How sweet.
我們現在做什麼? So, what do we do now?
讓我想想... 首先 我們有多少錢? Well, let's see... First of all, how much money do we have to play with?
因為我們得孤注一擲 'Cause, we gonna need all of it.
安東! 你做啥呢? Anton! What are you doing?
你昨晚破壞得還不夠多嗎? Didn't you do enough damage last night?
安東! 我才是那個一直想要逃離的人! Anton! I'm the one who wants to run away!
拜託 不要毀了我的生日 我們需要你 Please, don't spoil my birthday. We need you.
我需要你 I need you.
你現在有多少錢? How much money have you got?
不 親愛的 你有沒有看清楚? No my dear, did you look outside?
我們不是為了賺錢 而是想給予 親愛的 We are here to give, not take, my darling.
但是 因為你是 But nevertheless, since you are
一個非常 非常慷慨的女士... 我... a very, very generous lady... I...
不好意思 這究竟是怎麼回事? 要花多少錢? Excuse me but, how does this work? What does it cost?
不花錢 奇幻秀不會花您一分錢的 Cost-no. The Imaginarium doesn't cost a penny.
- 會進行多久? - 要看情況 親愛的 - How long does that take? - Well, it depends, my dear.
- 我要遲了 - 遲了 遲了 趕不上非常重要的約會了 - I'm running late. - Oh, late, late, for very important date.
說不清有多少次我都聽到這樣的話 I can't tell you how many times I heard this in my life.
我可以問你個問題嗎? Listen, can I ask you a question?
你究竟有沒有 或者我應該說... Do you really, or should I say...
你能不能給你的夢想估價呢? Can you put a price on your dreams?
或者說 那些更不幸的人的夢想呢? Or the dreams of the less fortunate in this world?
它們有沒有一個合適的價格? Is there a price to them?
你們是否願意為殘疾人抽出些許的時間 改變這世上的不公平? Or are you willing to spare to inability to change what is wrong in this world?
我有夢想 You see, I have dreams.
但是我為了財富放棄了它 But I too, walked away for wealth.
我忽視它 沒有時間去實現我的夢想 I ignored it, I had no time for it.
你們聽著是不是覺得很熟悉? 對吧? 我知道的 親愛的 Does it sound familiar to you? Yes? I know, my dear.
但是 看看吧 女士們先生們 我被拯救了... But, you see, ladies and gentlemen, I was saved...
被一個奇跡所拯救 By a miracle.
被帕納大師博士所拯救! By Doctor Parnassus!
他讓我重生 He gave me my life back again.
給了我夢想的動力 He's given me reason to dream.
他帶我走進了幸福的海洋! He took me into the waterfall of happiness!
我重生了 And I was reborn.
是的 女士們先生們 我可以告訴你們... Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I can tell you now...
我被... 不! 我靈魂被淨化了 I have been... No! I am purified.
女士們 女士們! 我們是預約制的 Ladies, ladies! We're solidly booked right now.
如果我們可以先預約... Listen, if we all make reservation...
- 那個孩子需要人收養嗎? - 對 - Is that child up for adoption? - Yes.
我想收養那個不幸的黑人孩子 I want to adopt that unfortunate black child.
他不應該在這裡工作的 It shouldn't be working like this.
他應該上學 誰是負責人? It should be in school. Who's in charge here?
- 是你 女士 - 下去了 - You are, my lady. - Down.
- 別碰我 - 不要害怕 親愛的 - Don't you touch me. - Don't be afraid, my dear.
長官 一切正常 Everything's okay, officers.
就是今晚了 你不想淨化自己嗎? Tonight is a night. Don't you want to be purified?
該你了 This is your time.
- 憑什麼她可以? - 騙子! - How can she be here? - Liar!
我們選擇她了 親愛的 She has been chosen, my dear.
- 非常好的機會 博士 - 我還沒付款呢 - A right chance, Doctor. - I haven't paid a thing.
您出來的時候 如果覺得應該捐助我們一些的話 到時候再給吧 You could make a donation on the way out if you feel you need to.
有些人會給 大部分人都會給的 Some people do. Most people do.
相信我 親愛的 你是最幸運的人 Believe me my dear, you're the luckiest lady alive.
祝你好運! Now, good luck!
這真刺激 真不敢相信 This is way so exciting. This is fuzzier.
太多的誘惑 可以偷瞄一眼嗎? So many temptations. Maybe just a peek?
等等 湯尼! Wait, Tony!
真漂亮! Oh, how gorgeous!
啊 真漂亮 Ah, so gorgeous.
啊... 這是我! Ah... It's me!
謝謝你... Thank you...
你是誰呢 親愛的? Who are you, dear?
我是如此瞭解你 I've always known much about you.
卻不知道你的名字 And I don't even know your name.
我叫羅傑 It's Rodger.
- 不 我是貝立 - 貝立嗎? - 對 - No, it's not. It's Berry. - Berry? - Yes.
多精神啊 How dashing.
哦 天啊! Oh, goodness me!
稍等一下 夫人 不 不 稍等一下... 就現在 Just a minute, madam. No, no, just a minute... Now.
我沒有猜錯的話 我覺得你應該自己進去 If I'm not mistaken, I believe you have to go alone.
我為什麼不能和你進去呢 親愛的? Why would I want to go there without you my darling?
呃... 這是規則 Well... It's one of the rules.
奇幻秀進行的時候 One imagination at the time,
不能受他人的干擾 free from the influence of another.
真無聊 Boring.
不要殺了信使 寶貝兒 Don't kill the messenger, babe.
看! 來! Oh, look! Come!
另一種可能... 來 來 Another possibility... Come, come.
你要做出選擇 You have to make a choice.
誠懇地說 我極力推薦這個 And to be honest, I'd strongly recommend this one.
貢多拉(威尼斯尖舟) The gondola.
魯道夫·瓦倫蒂諾(美國電影明星) Rudolph Valentino,
詹姆斯·迪恩(伊甸園之東男主角) 王妃戴... James Dean, Princess Di...
這些人... 他們都是死人 All those people... They're all dead.
對 但是... Yes, but...
卻可以長生不老 Immortal, nevertheless.
他們不會變老 不會變胖 They won't get old or fat.
不會生病 不會虛弱 They won't get sick or feeble.
他們無所畏懼... They are beyond fear...
因為 他們永遠年輕 Because, they are forever young.
他們變成了神 They are gods.
你可以加入他們了 And you can join them.
你真是位出色的演講家 You're such a wonderful speaker.
當然 上船吧 I know. Get in the boat.
啊 還有一件事 看著我 Ah, one more thing. Look at me.
這非常非常非常重要 This is very, very, very, very important.
施法的過程必須絕對的純潔 Your sacrifice, must be absolutely pure.
就是說 你需要放棄你所有... Therefore, you will need to relinquish all of your...
俗世的物品 worldly possession.
對 沒有這些 還有這個 Yes, neither of them. And this.
瞧瞧這兒 Oh, look at that.
還有這個 Now, this one.
- 拿到了! 你自由了! 自由了! - 謝謝 - Got it! You're free! You're free! - Thank you.
- 再見! - 再見! - Bye, bye! - Ciao, ciao!
再見! Bye!
準備好重生吧 記住... Prepare to be reborn. And remember...
沒有什麼是永恆的... 甚至是死亡 Nothing's permanent... Not even death.
靠! Shit!
不! Oh, no!
等等... 等等... 好吧 Wait... wait... Alright.
我剛剛是不是從鏡子裡跑出來? Did I just get off the mirror, right now?
- 你是怎麼做到的? - 哦 沒什麼的 - How do you do that? - Oh, It's nothing.
- 好了? - 好了! - Voila? - Voila!
那是多麼美妙... 真美妙... How beautiful it is... How beautiful...
謝謝你 夫人 你給了我繼續下去的勇氣 Thank you, madam. You give me the strength to continue.
名字是? 我要把所有的都給你 What name? I'll give you everything.
謝謝 Thank you.
夫人... Madam...
讓我去! Take me!
好了! Voila!
真神奇! Fabulously!
還差一個 我們就自由了 One more to go and we are free.
- 你在那湊什麼熱鬧 - 是他! - What are you watching that crap for. - It's him!
- 你說誰? - 不可能 - 他還活著 - Who are you talking about? - Impossible. - He's alive.
- 走 - 抓住他! - Let's go. - Get him!
- 我們在哪? - 他去哪了? - Where are we? - Where did he go?
- 老大 你在說英語! - 我也說呢 - Boss, you speak English! - Me too.
嗨! 你們好! 今天的特別活動... Hi! Hello! Today's special...
衝上雲霄! 發現你的潛力! Reach for the clouds! Discover your true potential!
你們也可以變得富有 成為名人 You too can become rich, famous, celebrated.
食用無機食品和無核食物 Using no organic produce or nut free foods,
去發現你蘊含的潛力吧 just discover the power within you.
- 市場調查顯示... - 他在那! - Market research has shown that... - There he is!
在哪? 哪? Where? Where?
放鬆... 聞聞花香 Relax... Smell the flower.
衝上雲霄 Reach for the clouds.
來吧 開發更多的潛力 Come on, achieve more potential.
你可以成為這樣的人 你會成為這樣的人 It can be you. It will be you.
這就是你! It is you!
你會成為這樣的人 It will be you.
湯尼拯救西藏
這就是你! It is you!
一群笨蛋! You idiots!
快! Come on!
你... 真笨! You... idiots!
我要他死! I want him dead!
殺了他! Kill him!
等下! 給我個機會吧! Stop! Give me a chance!
那不是他 我告訴過你那不是他 That's not him. I told you that's not him.
不是? It's not?
必須是 It has to be.
約什說得對! Jose is right!
他說得對... 不是我! He's right... It's not me!
肯定是 It has to be.
看! Look!
你以為他騙得過我們... He think he fool us...
等等! 聽我說 No wait! Listen to me.
你偷我的錢 我會讓你再死一回 You stole my money. I will make you die again.
這次... This time...
永遠別想活 Forever.
嘿 嘿! Hey, hey!
打擾一下! Excuse me!
適可而止就行了? Would you mind bringing him down?
你們在玩什麼? What did you play at?
你們現在獨立了 以為可以整你們的士兵 像玩玩具一樣? You're independent now, playing with your soldiers, with your toys?
這可是人! No, this is human being!
他要和我走了 Now, he's comin' with me.
還是你們想玩玩拳擊遊戲? Maybe you can sell this with some fisting cuffs?
好的 你先來... 開始吧 來吧 Alright, you're first... you're up. Alright.
開始吧 夥計 來吧... Bring it old man. Bring in on this...
別手軟 好吧? Let's do hard Ok?
你先! 你先! 你先! You first! You first! You first!
放鬆 聞聞花香吧 Relax. Smell the flower.
- 聞聞... - 好吧 - Smell... - Ok.
哦 天啊... Oh my God...
他在做什麼...? What he's doing...?
嗨 孩子們! 順著這條道 暴力有好處! Hi boys! Channel that violence for the good!
來吧! 就是現在! Go on! Do it now!
來吧 朋友們! 一起狂歡吧! Come on, men! Join us today!
帕納大師呼籲... 加入到警察中
# 我們愛暴力 # # We love violence #
# 手拿神槍 # # We touch a magic gun #
# 沉默不再 # # When the silence suspends #
# 歌聲響起 # # When we begin a song #
# 是否加入我們 # # If you choose to join us #
# 完全由你決定 # # The choice is clearly yours #
# 一旦我們破門而入 你就合法了 # # We swear that you'll be legal when we batter down the doors #
- 媽媽! ... 媽媽! - 過來 - Mama! ... Mama! - Get over here.
媽媽! 媽媽! Mama! Mama!
等等! 是這邊! Wait! Wrong away!
你們會後悔的! 回來! Wrong choice! Come back!
回來! Come back!
嗨 帕納! Hey, Parny!
去芝加哥怎麼樣? 寶貝 How about going to Chicago? Baby.
有豐盛的牛排啊 Rather steak.
安東啊! 安東! Anton! Anton!
醒醒 醒醒 Wakey, wakey.
快醒醒 安東 我需要你的幫助 Wakey, wakey. Anton, I need your help.
- 醒醒 快醒醒 你得幫我個忙 - 我醒啦 - Wakey, wakey, you gonna help me. - I'm awake.
- 你剛才看到我了嗎...? 看到我了嗎? - 看到了 - Did you see me...? Did you see me? - Yeah.
- 你棒極了 - 我幾乎... - You were great. - I was kinda like...
我幾乎都碰到了... 哇 雲彩太美妙了... I mean, I nearly touched... Clouds were incredible...
- 一切彷彿都是真的 - 你是誰? - I was true itself. - Who are you?
我是湯尼啊 湯尼 It's Tony. Tony.
- 湯尼 - 不 你不是湯尼 你不是湯尼 - Tony. - No it's not Tony. You're not Tony.
- 不 你不是湯尼 - 發揮你的想像 - No, It's not Tony. - Use your imagination.
充分發揮你的想像... Use your imagination...
聽著... Listen...
聽著 我需要你的幫助 Look, I need your help.
你知道帕納大師的意念... 對吧? You know Parnassus's mind... Right?
- 怎麼能讓那些天梯再現? 我是說剛才這有... - 嘿... - How to get back to those ladders? I mean there were... there were... - Hey...
所以 你真是湯尼 沒錯吧? 如果你是湯尼... So you're Tony, right? If you're Tony...
那 我的雞叫什麼名字? What was the name of my chicken?
叫普朗琪! Plucked!
你知道那是種什麼感覺嗎... 彷彿我就是神! Do you know what a deal is like to feel... I mean like a god!
廣袤的天地間除了空氣只有我... 我才是之高無上的! A lungs full of air... I was sovereign!
噢... 那時那個俄羅斯大塊頭正將拳頭揮到我臉上 Wait... when the big Russian men with the fist in my face.
- 這沒什麼 - 當然有關係! - That's not important. - It is important!
是你偷了他們的錢 You stole their money.
- 不 我沒有 - 你就是偷了他們的錢! 我親耳聽到的! - No, I didn't. - You stole their money! I heard them say with my own ears!
你寧願相信他們也不相信我嗎? Are you gonna believe them before you believe me?
哼 信你才怪呢 不然 這是什麼? Yeah, my ass. And what are these?
你還想求我... 你頭上都有標記! And you expect me to... You're marks on your forhead!
- 標記? - 我不知道 見鬼... - Marks? - I don't know, something satanic...
聽著 他們都是些無可救藥的壞蛋 Listen, those were irredeemably bad men.
知道嗎? 我呢 怎麼說本質上也該算是個好人吧... Okay? And I'm essentially good...
真遺憾 湯尼要把自己變成... 聖人? Sorry. Tony is trying to be what... a prim?
- 起碼要是非分明 - 對 是非分明 - Self righteous. - And self righteous, yes.
- 你一向都很真誠... 坦坦蕩蕩 - 我喜歡坦蕩的生活 - You're always to be honest... You're the truth. - I love the truth.
- 真的嗎? - 你覺得我能幫你 不再被那些混蛋利用? - Really? - You mean you can use my help? you mean get out of that cocks' use?
哪怕就這一次 算是為了我 好嗎? Just for once, just for me, eh?
如果是因為慈善呢 兄弟? 為了救助可憐的孩子們 What about charity, handsome? Charity for kids.
我當時需要一筆錢 I needed money.
於是接受了那些人的貸款 And I accepted a loan from those men.
可我當時呢? 毫不知情 I know it? I didn't know.
他們竟以慈善為幌子 從事洗髒款的勾當 They laundered their dirty money through the charity.
我知道我很蠢! I know I was stupid!
我犯了個錯 I made a mistake.
然而這些... 因此失去生命的孩子... And the kids... who took life...
他們是無辜的啊 They were inocence.
我... 我從此以後都沉浸在自責中 I... I carry that every day.
我生命的每一天 Every day of my life.
好吧 Alright.
- 是你想聽實情的 - 對不起 - You wanted the truth. - Sorry.
你還好吧? You alright?
謝謝... 為了你的坦誠 Thank you... for that.
那些梯子在哪? 能再讓我看看嗎? Where are the ladders? Will you show me?
忘了那個吧 Nah.
安東? 嘿 兄弟 別走... Anton? Hey, pal. Don't leave...
別把我一人留在這 安東! Don't leave me here. Anton!
嘿 別留下我 別 我今天已經險些喪命了! Hey, don't leave me. Come on, I almost died today!
別留下我一人 嘿 回來 我可以... Don't leave me. Hey, come on. I can...
- 我當時需要那筆錢 - 哦 當你熱心慈善的時候? - I needed the money. - Oh, when you run the charity?
再給我點時間... 我會將他們的官僚作風 官僚制度... I needed more time... the red tape, the bureaucracy...
還要他說多少遍對不起你們才肯原諒他? How many more times does he have to say he's sorry?
這太荒謬了 That is ridiculous.
- 放他下來 - 聽我說 瓦倫蒂納 看著我 - Bring him down. - Listen, Valentina, look at me.
你怎麼還不明白 他背叛了我們 Why can't you see, that he has betrayed us
他簡直把我們當笨蛋耍... 再明顯不過了 he has fooled us always... how obvious.
- 你是嫉妒... - 嫉妒... - Just jealous... - Jeal...
我不是嫉妒! 我才不是嫉妒呢 I'm not jealous! I'm not jealous.
波西 把艙門打開 Perci, open the hatch.
你為什麼非要他進來? 他知道我們不喜歡他 Why would you want him to come down? He knows we don't like him.
喂 你們怎麼了 看看 這些! Come on you guys, look at those stuffs!
難道你們忘了有他以前咱們過的是什麼日子了嗎? Have you forgotten what it was like before we found him?
不 不! 我沒忘 瓦倫蒂納 No, no! I haven't forgoten, Valentina.
他能幹極了 能幫我拉開嗎? He was so pure. Will you please, unzipp me?
還有那些女士? 你看到她們出來時滿足的表情了 And women? You saw the faces may came out.
我看到了他的臉 兩張不一樣的臉 對 至少兩張 I saw his faces. I saw both of his faces. Yes, at least two.
今天是我的生日啊 本該是個慶祝的日子... My birthday. This was supposed to be celebrating...
至少湯尼還記得 At least Tony remembered.
我能請求你 允許我把話說完嗎? Would you, please, just listen to me for one second?
不 不是他 No, he isn't.
- 讓他進來吧... 是湯尼嗎? - 不... 我想不是他 - Let him in... It's Tony? - No... I think not.
都坐下 Sit down.
能來個人開開門嗎? Can somebody please, answer the door?
我忍不了這不停的敲門聲 I can't stand not answering the door.
或者電話鈴聲... 這簡直令我發瘋 Or the telephone... drives me crazy.
天性使然 這令我根本睡不著覺 That's my nature. I won't be able to sleep.
咚 咚 咚... 這噪音會整晚在我腦袋裡迴盪 With the knock, knock, knock... It keeps in my head all night.
令我寢食難安 Just things like that.
我承認 你贏了 Well, you won.
一切都結束了 It's over.
- 4個該死的俄國佬 - 還有酒吧裡那姑娘? - Four rotten Russkies? - And the girl, from the pub?
不... 莎莉... Nah... Sal...
莎莉不能算 對吧 莎莉? Sally doesn't count. Do you, Sal?
你就以此為樂 對吧? 耍我 That's how you take your pleasure, isn't it? Toying with me.
拜託... 莎莉沒有做出真正的選擇 C'mon... Sal didn't get to make a real choice.
你輸了 有點不公平 You were out for the count. Wouldn't be fair.
你只得到4個 所以 你還有你的朋友湯尼 You got four. So, you know, you got your friend Tony.
所以... C'mon...
咱們算打平... 遊戲還沒完全結束 We're even... It's not quite over.
還沒完全 Not quite.
哦 哦 快看看表... 快11點嘍 Oh, oh, look at the time... It's almost 11.
爸爸? Dad?
我們必須再演一場 就現在! 快! We need another performance. Now! Quickly!
准... 準備出發! Get... Get ready to move out!
- 那人是誰? - 哦 就是個問路的 - Who was that? - Oh, just somebody asking the way.
湯尼? 人呢... Tony? Where's...
- 湯尼? 波西? - 發生什麼了? - Tony? Percy? - What's going on?
現在不是討論的時候 孩子! 不是現在! Not now Scrumpy! Not now!
- 湯尼在哪? - 你隱瞞了什麼? - Where's Tony? - What are you hiding?
這跟你給我講的那個殘酷又混亂的故事有關嗎? It's something to do with that bloody rambling stories
那個你從不告訴我結局的故事 you were telling me, isn't it? The story you never finished.
你在隱瞞什麼? What are you hiding?
我要知道真相 I want to know the truth.
真相? The truth?
其實我已經上千歲了 I am thousands of years old,
我本來可以長生不老... I have been immortal and...
但是 我與魔鬼進行了一筆交易 I did make a bargain with the devil.
- 為了那個女人 故事裡提到的... ? - 對 - For that woman, from the story... ? - Yes.
她就是你的母親... Your mother...
於是我重獲青春... I regained my youth...
我獲取了她的芳心... 我們快樂地生活在一起... And I won her... We lived in joy...
白頭偕老 直到突然有一天 她告訴我她懷孕了 We grew old together. Then one day she came and told me she was pregnant.
可那時... 她已經六十多歲了 懷孕... 是個奇跡! That... sixty years old and pregnant... It was a miracle!
她死於難產 And she died giving birth.
- 因為我? - 是的 - Me? - Yes.
- 是奇跡還是錯誤? - 你是我一生犯下的最美麗的錯誤 - Miracle or a mistake? - You're the best mistake I ever made.
那麼那個與魔鬼的協議... And the bargain, with the devil...
- 你們協議雙方都開什麼條件啊? - 他賜予了我死亡的權利 - There are two parts to a bargain? - He granted me mortality
但條件是 我的所有後代 on condition, that any children I would fathered,
年滿16歲以後 when they're the age of sixteen,
都歸他所有 would belong to him.
這不過是個故事而已... Just telling the story...
一個殘酷的故事! A cruel story!
- 我憑什麼要相信它? - 因為這是事實 - Why should I believe this? - Because it's true.
句句真言 但是 我們又下新的賭注... Every word is true. But, there is a new wager...
我們還沒有輸... 我們可以贏得這場賭! 我們能贏的! All has not lost... We can win! We can win!
- 如果我贏了 你就又是我的了... - 夠了! - If I win, you're mine again... - That's enough!
- 聽我說 孩子! 聽我說! - 自欺欺人! - Listen to me, Scrumpy! Listen to me! - Listen to youself!
你究竟是誰? 我不認識你了! Who are you? I don't know you anymore!
你用無數的夢想填滿我的人生! 用你的夢想! All my life you've filled my head with dreams! Your dreams!
你竟然與魔鬼達成交易! You made a deal with the devil!
那我是什麼? 可憐的賭注! And what am I? Pathetic bet!
你的又一個錯誤! Another mistake!
- 瓦倫! - 哦 她走了 - Val! - Oh, she's gone.
- 她走了 - 坦誠... - She's gone. - Telling the truth....
永遠都不是什麼好主意 always a bad idea.
閉嘴 你這個自命不凡的寄生蟲! Hold your tongue, you smug little pustule!
從我眼前消失! 滾開! Get out of my sight! And stay out!
祝願你能再找到個侏儒... 如果幸運的話 Perhaps you'll find a midget... If you're lucky.
瓦倫蒂納啊! Valentina!
- 你在幹什麼? - 我要救你的女兒 先生 - What are you doing? - Trying to save your daughter's life, sir.
什麼... 怎麼救? What... How?
嗯 我想我可以做你需要的那第5個靈魂 Well, I figured out I could be your fifth soul.
我願意冒險 先生 You see, I can take the risk, sir.
你是個好小伙子 湯尼 但是沒用的 You're good lad, Tony, but it's not use.
- 我們還有時間 不是嗎? - 對 當然 我們還有時間 - We still have time, don't we? - Yes, of course, we still have time.
我不求任何回報 不過是一場夜演場秀 I don't ask anything from you in return. Just another night show.
你是個聖人 好孩子! 你真是個聖人! You're a saint, my boy! You're a saint!
- 但是這沒用的 - 聽我說... - But it's obviously useless. - Let me tell you one thing...
那... 能不能說一下你幻游的秘密 How about... an initiation into the secrets of your trance.
- 我做不到 - 為什麼? - I can't do that. - Why not?
- 這沒用的... - 我做得到 - It won't work... - I think I could do it.
- 只要你教我... - 太晚了 我的朋友 - You're going to teach me... - It's too late, my friend.
不要沮喪 先生 你應該高興啊! You don't have to be upset, sir. You should sound to be happy!
來 為了瓦倫蒂納 我們需要你開啟魔幻之門 I mean, think about Valentina. And we need you to be in trance for this to work.
你能答應我嗎? 拜託了 現在 閉上你的眼睛 Can you give me that? Come on, now, close your eyes.
閉上眼睛 想想大海 Close your eyes. Think of the ocean.
看潮起潮落 The ocean come here and out.
潮起... 潮落 潮起... Here... and out. It's here...
潮落... Out...
潮起... Here...
潮起... 潮落 Here... out.
媽的! Shit!
振作起來! 沒時間哄你了! Pull yourself together! It's not time for playing baby!
沒用的! It's no good!
湯尼... 哦 湯尼... Tony... oh, Tony..
我們要鎮靜 你必須平靜下來 你只要放鬆 We need to calm down. You need to calm down, we need you to relax.
試著想像... 巧克力 And trying think of... chocolate.
在火爐中逐漸融化... Melting away on the hot stove...
漸漸融化 融化... Just melting, melting...
好 好 好... Good, good, good...
火爐很旺 不斷融化 The stove is served, stay with me.
嘿 你怎麼了? Hey, what's wrong with you?
- 撒謊! 一派謊言! - 好 鎮靜 - Lie! All lie! - Alright, calm down.
- 怎麼了? - 告訴我 - What is wrong? - Talk to me.
- 他說謊 - 誰在說謊? - He was lying. - Who was lying?
什麼? 奇幻秀? What? The Imaginarium?
- 你在說什麼呢? - 我逃不掉的 - What are you talking about? - I can't run away.
逃不掉什麼? 你想逃離奇幻秀? Can't run away from what? You wanna run away from this?
聽我說 如果你想離開 我可以帶你逃走 逃離這兒的一切 Listen, if you want get away I can take you away from all this.
好嗎? 我可以帶你遠離這兒 Alright? I can take you somewhere.
我可以帶你遠離黑暗 I can get you out of this darkness,
我要帶你尋找光明 好嗎? I will take you to the light, alright?
我要帶你去美麗的地方 就你和我 I'll take you somewhere's beautifull. Just you and me.
好 相信我 跟我走 時間不多 Now, trust me. Come with me now. We don't have time for this.
好吧 相信我 看上去可能會有些恐怖 Alright? Now, it's gonna be terrified.
但是相信我! 不久你就會感受到其中的美妙! Trust me! It will be perfect!
詐欺犯湯尼在逃
- 哦 糟糕 - 瞧 我恰巧看到... - You know, that's bad. - See, I'm reading about...
我們不需要這個 勞駕讓我們過去 先生 We don't need that nonsense. Mind if we get going, sir?
- 他是騙子! 他是個騙子 瓦倫! - 聽著 那只是過去 - He's a liar! He's a liar, Val! - Look, this was in the past.
現在 我是真心想幫助你 In the present, I'm more human.
- 哦 求求你 相信我! - 閉嘴! - Oh, come on, trust me! - Shut up!
我不會原諒你的 夥計! I don't want to forgive this, mate!
也別... 別相信報紙上的一派胡言! And don't... Believe what you read in the newspapers!
尤其是這鏡子 Especially the mirror.
你說得對 愛情的感覺真美妙 You were right. Love is beautiful.
我常常幻想著這樣的生活 I always dreamed it would be just like this.
瞧... And...
我說過你你會很快樂的吧? What did I say you'd be happy?
這的一切是不是都... 很完美? Isn't it just... perfect?
要是能永遠這樣就好了 If only we didn't have to make a choice.
- 我們不用抉擇 - 寶貝 為什麼? - It doesn't have to be a choice. - Sweetheart?
- 可不能違背規則啊? - 那規則是我父親的 不是我們的 - A rule's a rule? - Those are my father's rules. We're free.
- 瞧? - 哦 真的嗎 - See? - Oh, really.
真的 Really.
嗯 我想你是對的 Well, I suppose you're right.
湯尼 我們想要自由 我們就可以自由 Tony, we're free if we want to be.
讓河流做抉擇吧 Let's just let the river do the choosing.
現在... 吻我 Now... Kiss me.
哦 瓦倫蒂納 你真壞 Oh, Val,you are a very noti girl.
# 月亮映入你眼簾 # # When the moon hits your eyes #
# 如一披薩餡餅... 這就是愛... # # Like a big pizza pie... That's amore... #
# 繁星滿天迷亂了你雙眼 # # When the stars make you drool #
# 把它看成一個披薩餅 只因你已墜入愛河... # # Just like a pasta fazool, you're in love... #
- 湯尼 我想我愛上你了 - 瓦倫... - I think I love you, Tony. - Val...
我們應該經常在這兒躺躺 We should lie here more often.
然後結婚... To get married...
生小孩... make babies...
你歇著 我來 Come lady, this is my area.
- 得抉擇一下! - 你說什麼? - A choice! - What do you mean?
這是一個小孩 快去看看 無須抉擇 It's a child, not a choice.
- 她需要幫助 - 是嗎 - She needs our help. - Yes.
嗨 沒事了 來 我們會幫助你的 Hey, it's okay. Come here, we'll help you.
- 你是威利奇 苟夫諾的人 走開 - 過來! 快過來! - You are Veliki Govno. - Come here! Come here!
誰是威利奇 苟夫諾 啊? Who is "Veliki Govno", huh?
快 對著鏡頭笑一個 親愛的 Come on, smile on camera, sweetheart.
這裡是我的世界 This is my world.
如果慈善事業能夠可持續發展 那是最好了 Sustainability's great, if you can achieve it.
問題是 許多時候我們都做不到 The problem is, in many cases you simply can't get there.
像你這樣越來越把慈善救濟制度化 Aren't you running the risk of entrenching the need for charity
難道不怕慈善資金出現入不敷出的危險嗎? by increasingly institutionalising it?
哦 不過 眾所周知 Oh, look, the unfortunate truism
比如可憐的小Olga一直與我們生活在一起 其實這就是所謂的慈善 that charity, like poor little Olga is always with us,
...這是老掉牙的話題了 ...to coin a phrase.
啊 你來了 親愛的! Ah, there you are, my darling!
女士們 先生們 太驚喜了! Ladies and gentlemen, isn't she a wonder?
保持笑容... Big smiles...
你對會長有什麼話要說嗎? And what's your message to the President?
哦 我從沒想過要對會長說話... Oh, I wouldn't presume to have a "message" for the President...
我想值得慶幸的是 慈善基金會在多數問題上都意見統一 I think luckily for the Foundation to see, eye to eye on most things.
- 湯尼 要是我們... - 等會兒 親愛的 - Tony, if we could have... - One sec, love.
啊 會長先生... Ah, Mr. President...
# 我們同是世界的孩子 # # We are the children of the world #
# 卻因你的罪行而遭受苦難 # # And we have suffered for your sins #
# 如果你敞開胸懷 # # But if you open up your hearts #
# 新的一天就將開始 # # A beautiful day begins #
苦難的孩子們
女士們 先生們 請起立歡迎會長先生! Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up for Mr. President!
他們是許多苦難的孩子 They're so many suffering children.
有許多做善事的機會 So much opportunity to do some good deed.
對基金會來說這是件大事 So it's gonna be a big deal for the Foundation.
法蘭迪得準備好 Freddy is gonna make ready to make a speach
上台演說了 on the stage.
噴點! 他在說誰呢? Lovely! Who's he talking about?
我只說三個詞... I have three words to say...
湯尼 幹得 好 Well done Tony.
- 孩子們來了 - 孩子們? - Are the children. - The children?
對慈善基金的未來而言 這是一個歷史性時刻 This is vital moment for the future of Foundation.
全世界的孩子們都將依賴於我們 Children of the world depend on us.
喂 瓦倫蒂納! Valentina!
是安東? Anton?
- 安東嗎? - 沒錯 是我 - Anton? - Yes, yes.
你聽我說 這事與你無關 Listen to me now. This is nothing to do with you.
- 這是他的事 - 你在哪? - This is him. - Where are you?
- 這些只是他的幻想! - 還不快叫保安! - This is his imagination! - Call security now!
這裡 這裡 他要跑了 Come here, come here, and he'll run.
老天 安東 你在幹嗎呀? Jesus, Anton, what are you doing?
"兒童慈善事業的無恥主管" "The disgraced director of the children's charity"
"讓孩子們受苦受難"... "Suffer the Little Children"...
他上星期就被捕了 who was arrested last week
被指控將第三世界兒童的器官 on charges in the sale of organs from third world children and
售賣到西方國家... selling them to wealthy Westerners'...
回來 Come back.
嗨 這是安東! Hey, that's Anton!
住手! Stop it!
你背叛了我 是嗎? You've betrayed me, haven't you?
你怎麼能這樣子 我這一切都是為了你... How could you, after all I've done for you...
你敢打她! Don't you touch her!
我要告訴大家! 把一切都告訴大家! I'll show them! I'll show them all!
湯尼欺騙了他們! Tony screwed them all!
他是個騙子! 他是個劊子手! He's a liar! He's a killer!
住嘴! Shut up!
住手! Stop it!
- 來人呀 讓他住手! - 他是魔鬼! - Somebody stop him! - He's a monster!
- 住手! - 他怎麼可以公然打一個小孩? - Stop him! - How could he patently beat a boy?
讓開 瓦倫蒂納! Get off me, Valentina!
不 不... No, no...
不好... No good...
走開! Get off me!
走開...! Get off...!
安東! 安東 你沒事吧? Anton! Anton, are you alright?
喂 瓦倫蒂納! Valentina!
喂 安東! Anton!
瓦倫 救救我! Val, help me!
別放手! Don't loose my wrist!
- 對不起! - 我知道! 我知道! - I'm sorry! - I know! I know!
瓦倫 我愛你! Val, I love you!
你聽命於誰啊 嗯? For whom did you work, eh?
看來你還有同夥... You didn't come up by yourself...
有人指示你 有人給你錢!!! Someone's got at you. Someone's paid you!!!
你們都會說一點俄語 對嗎!? Speak a little Russian do we!?
嘿 瓦倫蒂納! Valentina!
我看到你了! There you are!
這都是你的錯! This is all your fault!
想想我們一起經歷過的事情! Come to everything we've been through!
你怎麼能這樣? 這就是你的為人之道? How could you? Is this how you hire men?
我真不敢相信! 全都是你一手造成的! I can't believe it! You did everything!
- 都是你的錯! - 都是我的錯...? - This is all your doing! - All my doing...?
不 不... 我只會帶來幸福 No, no... I'm felicity.
我是給你帶來幸運的人... 帶來幸福的人 年輕人 I'm the felicitater... the facilititatater, dear boy.
是我給你創造了機會 I create the opportunities.
是你自己犯了錯 怎麼能說是我的錯呢? It's not my fault if your not up to it.
啊 對不住你了! Ah, forgive me!
爸爸! Dad!
醒醒! Wake up!
爸爸 醒醒! Dad! Wake up.
快點 快點! Step up. Step up!
他醉得不省人事了 He's mortal drunk.
別... 別這樣 小... 小姐 P... please m...miss,
你... 你做什麼 都... 都無濟於事了 there's no... nothing y... you can d... do,
- 他... 死... 死了 - 不!! - h... he's d... dead... - No!!
他... 他醉酒 昏... 昏死過去了 H... he's d... dead drunk.
這人你以前見過嗎? Have you ever seen this guy before?
- 和以前一副德行 - 啊 醉得太凶了 - All look the same. - Ah, bloody drunk.
我恨你! I hate you!
我必須抉擇了!! This is my choice!!
現在你完全不用抉擇了 Now, there's absolutely no need for that.
還是省省吧 That's just plain contrariness.
你是不是覺得自己應該受到懲罰呀? You think you deserve punishment, don't you?
其實你什麼也不知道 You have no idea.
你不過是個孩子 You're just a kid.
你難道真的不知道我已經是少婦了? Where have you been? I'm a woman now.
我是一個自私的婊子! Selfish bitch!
- 我只適合... - 只適合到地獄去 - I only fit the... - Only fit for hell.
但只是假設 If only.
如果你真去地獄 那個固執的老頭絕不會原諒我 That stubborn Parny would never forgive me.
那就太遺憾了 And that'd be a shame.
我們來跳舞吧 Let's dance.
見鬼! Damn!
我已經贏了 I've won.
這事... 我還真沒想到過 You know, it's... not exactly what I had in mind.
...全都沒想到過 ...all this.
瓦倫蒂納 竟然成了第5個... Valentina, being the fifth...
她本來是賭局勝者的獎品 She's supposed to be the prize
結果卻成為賭局的犧牲品... not part of the score...
太不公平了 That's not fair.
我希望他們會把那個混蛋五馬分屍... I hope they get that bastard. Tear him limb from limb...
可惜他們不會這麼做 But they won't.
他有著舒適的生活... He leads a charmed life, that one...
多年來 我都一直想把這個混蛋弄死... I've been trying to nail that bastard for years...
但總有那麼些傻瓜 But, there's always some prat
好像總想救他... who seems to come often to his rescue...
你知道他額頭上那些奇怪的記號嗎? You know those weird markings on his forehead found on him?
這些記號都什麼意思? What is it all about?
可能是他的護身符吧? Maybe protect him?
我從來不曾進入那個魔幻世界... I've never been into that black-magic stuff myself...
嘿 要不來點口香糖或薄荷糖 Come on, I offer you a stick of gum or breath mint.
啊 我真不喜歡看到你現在的樣子 Ah, I hate to see you like this.
跟你說... I tell you what...
如果你告訴我那些記號的真相... If you can get the lowdown on those satanic markings,...
不 最好是... 如果你能幫我把湯尼 no, better... if you melt me that selfrighteous little prick
弄死... 那我就把瓦倫蒂納還給你 off the face of the universe... I'll give you Valentina back.
你覺得怎麼樣? What do you say?
謝謝老天 終於到了! Thanks God for that!
還我! Give me!
- 我很急 - 我只想跟你說兩句 - I'm in little bit hurry. - And just give us a second, please.
這是你的管子... 這是我的管子 Here's your tube... And here's mine.
不過我的是一根便宜的仿製品 它會破... But mine's just a cheap counterfeit... it breaks...
很容易破 so easily.
哦 這裡還有一根... Oh, here's another...
- 夠了! - 你不覺得有趣嗎? - Stop! - You're not amused?
你跟魔鬼談了很多 是嗎? You've been talking to the devil, haven't you?
我不想死... 不 不是我... I want to be saved... Wait, not me...
如果你殺了我 那他就會放了瓦倫蒂納 If you manage to kill me, then he'll release Valentina.
我說的沒錯吧? 這全是謊言 他不會放她的... Am I right? It's all lies. He can't release her...
他不會放她的 因為她根本不在他手上 He can't release her, because doesn't have her.
她不在他手上 因為她是賭局的獎品 He doesn't have her, because she's the prize.
沒錯 他沒有湊足五個 Alright. He still doesn't have five wins.
但如果你殺了我 他就有5個了 不是嗎? But if you kill me he will, won't he?
然後 博士 你就要永遠失去美麗的瓦倫蒂納了 And then, Doc, lose beautiful Valentina forever.
- 抉擇吧 - 哦 太荒唐了! - Choose. - This is ridiculous!
抉擇吧! Choose!
好吧 Alright.
- 那個 - 確定了嗎? - That one. - You sure you made the right choice?
- 哦 等著瞧吧 - 我來試試看吧 - Oh, look. - Let's find out.
是這根! 拿到了! There! Gotcha!
謝謝你們的到來 你們好壯觀呀! Thanks you all for comming. That was splendent success!
嗨! Hey!
有三大金科玉律 There are three cardinal rules.
紮緊脖子... Truss to the neck...
首先 不用魔術 只能用低級的把戲 One, there's no black-magic, only cheap tricks.
其次... 另外兩個我記不得了 現在還我女兒吧? And... I forget the others. Now, where's my daughter?
哦 上天 我哪裡有啊? Oh, for Christ sake, how should I know?
你是她父親 你愛著她 You're her father. You're loving father.
其實 她也是自由的 I mean, she's free too.
三年了 我不停地走 Three years, I've gone on.
風仍然在刮 The winds still blow.
雪還是在下 The snows still fall.
火依舊在燒 Fires still burn.
但... 一切都已改變 Yet... everything has changed.
只是我遭受的懲罰從未改變 Except, my panishment.
我真的能找到她嗎? Am I ever to find her?
求求老天... 別... Please... don't...
別再讓我抉擇了 No more choices.
別讓我抉擇了... No more choices...
懇請好心人慷慨解囊
看來你找到她了? So, you found her?
是的 沒錯 我找到了 Yes. Yes, I found her.
我猜... 那是她女兒 I think... she may have the daughter.
你不願意進去看看 我沒猜錯吧? You're not going in there, are you?
你不會想讓這孩子留下一生的心理創傷 對吧? You wouldn't want to scar a child for life, would you?
看看你 Look at you.
對 No.
偉大的帕納大師博士... The great Doctor Parnassus...
你這樣子太丟人了! You're an utter disgrace!
- 這種心情需要時間化解的 - 哦 波西... - This is going to take time. - Oh, Percy...
沒有你 我該怎麼辦? What would I do without you?
- 再弄個侏儒人 - 弄個侏儒人 - Get a midget. - Get a midget.
讓帕納大師博士為你打開想像的空間 Let Doctor Parnassus opens you imagination
超越美的高度 transcend the heights on Beauty's open wing.
把你帶入你從未夢想過的世界... Let be transported you to worlds you've never dreamt of...
會有一個美好的結局嗎? Does it come with a happy ending?
抱歉 這個無法保證 Sorry, can't guarantee that.
女士們... Ladies...
哦 祝福你 先生 Oh, bless you, sir.
別開小差 幹活! Get back to work!