玛丽安女士 你有九码半的吗？ Mrs. Mariann. You have the nine and a half?
有的，你真是个幸运的女士 噢，我好激动 Yeah, you're a lucky lady. Oh, I'm excited.
最后一双了 让我看看那双美丽的脚 Last pair. Let me see those beautiful feet.
右脚合适吗？ The right foot's all right?
好了 穿进去 There you go. Get it in there.
它们太紧了 没关系的 好吧 They're too tight. It's okay. All right.
这是九码半的吗？是的，这是九码半的 Are these the nine and a half? These are the nine and a half, yeah.
有下一个尺码的吗？ Do you have the next size?
没有，凯瑞布鲁克款的没有 但这就是我不喜欢凯瑞布鲁克的原因， No, not in a Kerrybrooke. But that's why I don't like Kerrybrooke,
因为它们尺码偏小 像是为娃娃或什么东西做的 because they fit really small. They're made for dolls or something.
它们太紧了 好的，脱下来吧 别担心 They're too tight. Okay, take 'em off. Don't worry about it.
你试过活力牌的吗？没有 You ever try Vitality? No.
我马上回来 I'll be right with you.
不好意思 抱歉 Excuse me. Sorry.
我前几天在他这儿买了双鞋，戴眼镜的那位 I bought a pair of shoes here the other day from him, with the glasses.
马蒂 怎么了？ Marty. Yeah?
这位女士说从你这里买了双鞋 This woman said she bought a pair of shoes from you.
哦，是的 你买的是棕色玛丽珍鞋，对吧？ Oh, yeah. You bought the brown Mary Janes, right?
是的，我买了 鞋子很棒 我直接穿出店了 Yeah, I did. They're great. I wore them out of the store.
好的 所以我把旧鞋落在这里了 Okay. So I left my old ones here.
好的 它们是什么样的？ Okay. What did they look like?
是双色高跟鞋，翼尖鞋头 They're two-toned pumps, wingtips.
劳埃德，你看到她的鞋了吗？没有 Lloyd, did you see her shoes? No.
有没有可能你把它们放进了 Is it possible that you maybe put them in one of the boxes
我试穿的其他鞋子的盒子里，然后重新上架了？ of the other shoes that I was trying on and restocked them?
好吧 行 嗯… Okay. All right. Um…
你介意我的同事帮你一下吗？ Do you mind if my colleague helps you out for a second?
劳埃德 你能帮玛丽安处理一下吗？ Lloyd. Can you help with Mariann here?
当然 当然 Sure. Sure.
好的，我们去地下室找找 来吧 Yeah, we'll check the basement. Come.
谢谢 失陪一下 Thank you. Excuse me.
劳埃德会帮你的 拿那双活力牌的 Lloyd's gonna help you. Get the Vitalities.
好的 我会考虑价格的 Okay. I'll think about the price.
我马上回来 我先处理完这边 I'll be right with you. Let me finish up here.
好的，谢谢 Okay, thank you.
什么？嘘 What? Shh.
马蒂 啊，操 Marty. Ah, fuck.
我想给你看点东西 过来 I wanna show you something. Come here.
什么？等一下 蹲低点 蹲下 What? One second. Just get low. Go low.
我为什么要蹲下？ Why do I have to get low?
你好吗？马蒂，看我给你弄到了什么 How you doing? Marty, look what I got for ya.
这是什么？ What is this?
看看 Check it out.
我在看什么？ What am I looking at?
翻过来 Turn it over.
经理？经理 Manager? Manager.
得了吧，默里 Come on, Murray.
不管你做什么，就是别告诉劳埃德这件事 Whatever you do, just don't tell Lloyd about this.
听着，我跟你说得很清楚了 Look, I've been very clear with you.
我无意冒犯 你在这里建立的事业非常值得称赞 I'm not trying to be disrespectful. You built something very commendable here.
我不想…我现在不想讨论这个 I don't wanna-I don't wanna discuss this now.
停 停 让我说句话 Stop. Stop. Let me say something.
能近距离亲眼看到这一切，对我的灵魂很有好处 It's been good for my soul to see this up close and personal.
但我不是个卖鞋的 我不想讨论这个 But I'm not a shoe salesman. I don't wanna discuss this.
我不是个卖鞋的 我不想讨论这个，好吗？ I'm not a shoe salesman. I don't wanna discuss this, okay?
我想讨论，因为等我旅行回来，这事就结束了 I do wanna discuss it, 'cause when I'm back from my trip, this is over.
我不会回来干这个了 I'm not coming back and doing this.
说到这个，我们现在能结账吗？我得买机票了 Speaking of which, can we settle up now? I gotta buy my plane ticket.
打烊时再结 We'll settle at closing.
我想趁休息时去见旅行社的人 I wanted to see the travel agent on my break.
你午休后永远不会再回来了 You'll never come back after your lunch break.
你就是这么看我的？ That's what you think of me?
是的 你认为我会一去不回？ Yes. You think I would go and not come back?
是的 我说了打烊时结，好吗？ Yes. I said settle at closing, okay?
就这样？是的，就这样 再见 That's it? Yeah, that's it. Goodbye.
我爱你 I love you.
走吧 等等 等等我 Come on. Wait. Just wait for me.
我刚要… 我正要去找你 I was about… I was about to come to you.
不，艾拉生病在家 No, Ira's home sick.
哇，哇，哇 我可不能生病 什么？ Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't get sick. What?
我有锦标赛要打 I got the championships.
不，是食物中毒 是食物中毒 No, it's food poisoning. It's food poisoning.
真希望我能把你藏进行李箱 I wish I could hide you in my luggage.
我好想跟你一起去 I wanna come with you so bad.
《至尊马蒂》 本影视由米奇爸爸 基于iTunes官方英文字幕翻译制作
反手 反手 反手 Backhand. Backhand. Backhand.
正手 正手 正手 Forehand. Forehand. Forehand.
反手 反手 反手 Backhand. Backhand. Backhand.
正手 正手 Forehand. Forehand.
反手 反手 Backhand. Backhand.
高球 And lob.
正手 Forehand.
马蒂！干嘛！ Marty! What!
电话！告诉他我20分钟前就走了！ Phone! Tell him I left 20 minutes ago!
我可不是你该死的信差！去接他妈的电话！ I'm not your goddamn messenger! Pick up the goddamn phone!
我不能 沃利，把白衬衫脱了 I can't. Wally, take the white shirt off.
我无法在白衬衫背景下追踪白球 I can't follow the white ball against the white shirt.
得了吧 你他妈就是个躲避阳光的懦夫 Stop it. You're a fucking sun dodger.
哦，是吗？我爱你 我爱你 Oh, yeah? I love you. I love you.
喂？ Hello?
是朱迪 It's Judy.
嗨，朱迪 Hi, Judy.
你母亲，她病得很重 Your mother, she's very sick.
是吗，真的吗？ Okay, really?
是的 她脸色发灰 胡言乱语 Yes. She's gray in the face. She's speaking nonsense.
她在找你 你应该回家 She's asking for you. You should come home.
听起来很严重 你最好叫救护车 Sounds really bad. You should probably call an ambulance.
那谁陪她去？ Who's gonna go with her?
呃，我不知道 既然你这么关心，你最好陪她去 Uh, I don't know. You should probably go since you're so invested.
等一下 Hold on a minute.
他不相信 He's not buying it.
就告诉他我停止呼吸了！ Just tell him I stopped breathing!
绝对不行 太荒谬了 我才不会那么说 Absolutely not. That's ridiculous. I'm not saying that.
告诉他你要送我去医院 Tell him you're taking me to the hospital.
好吧 我会带她去急诊室 Okay, fine. I'll take her to the emergency room
在那儿等天知道多久 and sit there and wait for God knows how long.
而你可以来这里给我丈夫送药 And you can come here and give my husband his medicine
给他按摩一整晚的脚 and massage his feet all night long.
告诉他我晕倒了 Tell him I passed out.
哦，天哪！你母亲，她刚刚失去意识了 Oh, my God! Your mother, she just lost consciousness.
你现在必须马上回家 You've gotta come home now.
喂？ Hello?
嗨 给我一秒钟 Hi. Just give me a second.
我不知道你想让我说什么，朱迪 I don't know what you want me to say, Judy.
我很忙 我在午休 I'm busy. I'm on my lunch break.
我能听到她在小声说话 她就站在你旁边 I can hear her whispering. She's right there standing next to you.
我告诉你她晕倒了 我现在很烦 I told you she passed out. It's annoying me now.
你在跟谁说话？ Who are you talking to?
哦 我没跟谁说话 Oh. I'm not talking to anybody.
朱迪只是占线了一个小时 Judy's just been tying up the line for an hour.
我给你带了点肉汤 I got you some broth.
是冰的 It's ice cold.
是啊，因为店里排队的人很长 Yeah, 'cause the line was really long at the shop.
哦，是吗？那我打电话去问，他们会这么说吗？ Oh, yeah? So that's what they'll say if I call down and ask?
你不相信我？你是在说我撒谎吗？ You don't believe me? You calling me a liar?
那就拿起电话打给他们 Pick up the phone and call them.
你得先让朱迪挂电话 You're gonna have to get Judy off the phone first.
哦，好的 Oh, okay.
嘿，朱迪，挂电话 Hey, Judy, get off the phone.
好的，这是一个标准的IATT认可的球 Okay, this is a normal IATT approved ball.
试着追踪白球在白衬衫背景下的轨迹 Try to follow the white ball against the white.
几乎不可能，对吧？ Almost impossible, right?
我甚至看不到你眼睛在动 I don't even see your eyes moving.
如果我穿白衬衫，你就看不到球了 If I'm wearing a white shirt, you can't see the ball.
现在，想象一下用橙色的球，这从来没人想过 Now, imagine it with an orange ball, which no one's ever thought of.
看到了吗？你现在跟球好多了 看他的眼睛 See? You're already following it way better. Look at his eyes.
看到他的眼睛在看哪里了吗？是的，看到了 See how his eyes are looking? Yeah, I see it.
你现在看起来更投入了 You're looking more engaged now.
这就是我们想做的 在当今的乒乓球界， So that's what we wanna do. Right now in the world of table tennis,
你必须穿黑色，只是为了能看清白球 you're obliged to wear black, just so you can follow the white ball.
看看这个 这是特德·贝利 Look at this. That's Ted Bailey.
那是谁？ Who's that?
那是目前世界排名第一的选手 That's the number one ranked player in the world right now.
他是英国冠军 顺便说一句，我已经打败过他了 He's the British champion. I've already beat him, by the way.
现在看看这个 Now look at this.
这是杰克·克莱默，网球世界第一 That's Jack Kramer, number one tennis player.
这有什么不同？他穿了一身白 What's the difference there? He's wearing all white.
他一身白 很漂亮 He's in all white. It's beautiful.
对我来说，那是奢华 是格调 你可以推销这个 To me, that's luxury. To me, that's class. You could sell that.
马蒂，一个定制的球会花很多钱 Marty, a custom ball like that is gonna cost a lot of money.
当然是定制的 这是为独特的人设计的原创球 Of course it's custom. It's an original ball for an original guy.
这是"至尊马蒂"球，不是"普通马蒂"球 It's the Marty Supreme ball, not the Marty Normal ball.
但要花多少钱？ But what's it gonna cost?
成本不重要 我们不能在这上面省钱 It doesn't matter the cost. We can't cheap out on this.
费用是象征性的，加拉尼斯先生 It's gonna be nominal, Mr. Galanis.
你总说我们要花钱才能赚钱，对吧？ You always said we gotta spend money to make money, right?
给我来杯咖啡 Get me a cup of coffee.
不 让你的秘书给你倒杯咖啡 No. Get your secretary to get ya a cup of coffee.
南希很忙 就给我倒杯咖啡 Nancy's busy. Just get me a coffee.
爸，我们这是在像男人一样谈生意 Dad, we're talking like men about business here.
我不会给你倒咖啡的 给我他妈的咖啡！ I'm not getting ya a cup of coffee. Get me the damn coffee!
马蒂，你要咖啡吗？ Marty, you want a coffee?
不用了，我很好 我不喝咖啡因 No, I'm all right. I'm not drinking caffeine.
听着 Listen.
我很感激你是我儿子的朋友 I appreciate you're friends with my son.
他能力有限 He's limited.
他30岁了 还住在家里 He's 30 years old. He's still living at home.
没干成什么事 He hasn't done much.
而且他不懂生意 不懂成本 And he doesn't know business. He doesn't know the costs.
我认为他不是能力有限，加拉尼斯先生，恕我直言 I don't think he's limited, Mr. Galanis, respectfully.
我是说，看看您生意上的成功 I mean, look at your business success.
那在您的DNA里，您把它传给了迪翁 That's in your DNA, and you passed that through to Dion.
只是还没被唤醒 我不知道 It just hasn't been awoken yet. I don't know.
如果我不是打心底里完全相信这件事， I wouldn't be here trying to involve you in something
我就不会来这里试图让您参与其中 that I didn't fully in my bones believe in.
我非常尊重您的钱 我知道这很难相信， I have tremendous respect for your money. I know it's hard to believe,
但我告诉您，这项运动，在海外能坐满体育场 but I'm telling you, this game, it fills stadiums overseas.
在美国坐满体育场也只是时间问题， And it's only a matter of time before it fills stadiums in the United States too,
在我登上冠军麦片盒封面看着您之前 before I'm staring at you from the cover of a Wheaties box.
我对这门生意一窍不通 I don't know nothing about this business.
不，你不懂 所以你才要相信我 No, you don't. That's why you gotta trust me.
下周这个时候，我将成为第一个赢得英国公开赛的美国人 This time next week, I'll be the first American to ever win the British Open.
那将使我直接进入世界锦标赛的排名第一 That'll slide me into the number one ranking for the World Championship.
《生活》杂志会报道《展望》杂志会报道 Life magazine's gonna cover it. Look magazine's gonna cover it.
他们必须报道《展望》杂志的编辑，他很喜欢我 他们都喜欢我 They have to. The editor of Look magazine, he loves me. They all love me.
我拥有得天独厚的条件，可以成为这项运动在美国的代言人 I'm uniquely positioned to be the face of the entire sport in the United States.
劳埃德！ Lloyd!
我要打烊了 I'm closing up.
是的，我看得出来 只是来见我叔叔的 Yeah, I can see that. Just here to see my uncle.
他走了 He left.
他走了？什么意思？今天走了？ He left? What do you mean he left? For the day?
他得送你母亲去医院 He had to take your mother to the hospital.
我的天啊 她没病 For crying out loud. She's not sick.
嘿，劳埃德，他欠我钱 我们本来今天要结账的 Hey, Lloyd, he owes me money. We were supposed to settle up today.
也许如果你没有午休五个小时， Well, maybe if you didn't take that five-hour lunch,
你就能跟他谈上了 哦，闭嘴 you would have spoke with him. Oh, shut up.
你好 Hello.
你听起来好多了，是吧？好得真快 You're sounding a lot better, huh? That happened quick.
我会活下去的，不用谢你！ I'll live, no thanks to you!
够了，妈 你跟默里在一起吗？说实话 Enough, Mom. Are you with Murray? Be honest.
没有 我想他去旅行了 好吗？ No. I think he left for his trip. Okay?
旅行？什么旅行？ His trip? What trip?
他要带埃丝特去库彻斯度周末 He's taking Esther to Kutchers for the weekend.
但如果我要求，他会留下来的 But he would have stayed if I asked him to.
你没病，妈 他本该给我机票钱的 You're not sick, Mom. He was supposed to give me my money for my flight.
嗯，我对此一无所知，亲爱的 Well, I don't know anything about that, sweetie.
不，你知道！你以为我为什么在这里工作？ Yes, you do! Why do you think I'm working here?
我接受这份工作纯粹是为了那个 I literally only accepted this job for that.
我不知道你在暗示什么 I have no idea what you are implying.
你知道这是什么吗？什么，这是什么？ You know what this is? What, what is this?
这是蓄意破坏 你在破坏我 This is sabotage. You're sabotaging me.
哦，拜托 你是在毁掉你自己的人生 Oh, please. You're sabotaging your own life.
那是什么？什么？ What is that? What?
你真以为我会抢劫你？ Are you seriously thinking I'm gonna rob you?
本能反应 Just a reflex.
如果我想抢劫你，你早就死了 早就躺在血泊里了 If I wanted to rob you, you'd be dead. You'd be in a pool of blood.
我来拿我的西装 你知道我专门为这次旅行买的吗？ I came to grab my suit. You know I bought this specifically for my trip?
不知道你打乒乓球还需要西装 Didn't know you need a suit to play ping pong.
我只想要默里欠我的700美元 I just want the $700 that Murray owes me.
是吗，不然呢？ Yeah, or what?
不然我就打你的腿 你不会的 Or I'm gonna shoot you in the leg. No you're not.
你确定？ You sure about that?
你打我的腿，你会在监狱里蹲几年 You shoot me in the leg, you'll be spending the next few years in jail.
那我打你的头 I'll shoot you in the head instead.
你也不会那么做的 You're not gonna do that either.
听着，劳埃德，我只想要答应给我的那份，一分不多 Look, Lloyd, I just want what was promised to me, not a penny more.
我会带着十倍于那个数额的奖金回家 I'm gonna be coming home with ten times that amount in prize money.
所以你就忍忍，让我拿走我应得的， So just turn the other cheek, let me take what I'm owed,
等我回来我会给你整整100美元 and I'll give you an even $100 dollars when I get back.
没兴趣 Not interested.
劳埃德，拜托 看看我，求你了 Lloyd, come on. Look at me, please.
我们都知道你最想看的就是我被炒鱿鱼 We both know you'd love nothing more than to see my ass get canned.
你比我更有动力做这份工作，一千倍都不止， You're a thousand times more motivated than me to do this job,
但看看这个，好吗？ and yet look at this, okay?
看 Look.
默里给我的 翻过来 Murray gave that to me. Flip it over.
经理 我要当你的老板了！ Manager. I'm gonna be your boss!
这多不公平？我随时可以炒掉你 How unfair is that? I could fire you whenever I want.
我可以让你跪在地上擦地板 I could tell you to sweep the floor on your hands and knees.
怎么样，嗯？ How about that, okay?
劳埃德，我现在真的用枪指着你 Lloyd, I'm actually pointing a gun at you right now.
我真的威胁要开枪 I'm actually threatening to use it.
这是一次像其他任何抢劫一样的合法抢劫 这上面全是我的指纹 This is a legit robbery like any other. My fingerprints are all over this thing.
这些都是事实 These are facts.
所以打开保险箱，让我拿走我应得的， So open the safe, let me take what I'm owed,
然后你可以打电话给默里，告诉他发生了什么， and you can call Murray, tell him exactly what happened,
让他炒了我，或者报警 随你便，好吗？ get me fired, press charges. Whatever you want, okay?
好吧 Fine.
给您，先生 谢谢 Here you go, sir. Thank you.
我们没有自己的房间吗？ We don't get our own rooms?
这里好冷 It's freezing in here.
我现在真的需要你认真点 看着我 I really need you to be serious now. Eyes on me.
巴基斯坦，我需要你看着我 Pakistan, I need you to look at me.
等等，日本今年派了队来？你看到了吗？ Wait, Japan brought a team this year? You see that?
是的 日本人派了队 Yeah. The Japs sent a team.
那旅行禁令呢？ What about the travel ban?
他们一定解除了 没有旅行禁令了？ They must have lifted it. No more travel ban?
好了，先生们，现在请为我翻转你们的球拍 Okay, gentlemen, I want you to flip your paddles for me now.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
开始吧 一 二 三 Here we go. One. Two. Three.
拿稳了 Hold it still.
赛点，莫泽 Match point, Mauser.
比赛结束，莫泽 Match, Mauser.
你让我太轻易打出正手了 应该多打我的反手 You let me get to my forehand too much. Should've tried to put me in my backhand.
得分，远藤 Point, Endo.
比分多少？19比4 What's the score here? Nineteen-four.
那个日本人？日本人把贝利打爆了 The Japanese guy? Japanese guy's trashing Bailey.
他用的是什么？那是什么球拍？ What's he using? What's that paddle?
不知道，伙计 没人知道 I don't know, mate. No one knows.
是静音的 It's silent.
像个幽灵！哇 Like a ghost! Wow.
得分，远藤 Point, Endo.
赛点 Match point.
打得好，马蒂 打得好 Great game, Marty. Great game.
比赛结束，莫泽 Match, Mauser.
斯德哥尔摩锦标赛的获胜者是… The winners of the tournament at Stockholm…
嘿 你是拉姆·赛提，对吧？ Hey. You're Ram Sethi, right?
抱歉，能稍等一下吗？ Sorry, could you hold for a moment?
你不介意吧？不介意 有什么事吗？ You don't mind? No. Can I help you with something?
我只是好奇，你在这期间住哪里？ I was just curious, where are you staying while you're in town?
关你什么事？ What business is it of yours?
我就是问问，你住哪个酒店？ I'm just saying, what hotel are you staying at?
所有IATT代表都住在丽兹酒店 All the IATT representatives are stationed at the Ritz.
在丽兹？是的，我听说了 是的 At the Ritz? Yeah, that's what I heard. Yes.
你觉得这合适吗？我不知道你在暗示什么 Do you think that's okay? I don't know what you're implying.
你看到他们把我安排在哪儿了吗？有问题吗？ Have you seen where they put me? Is it a problem?
嗯，恕我直言，先生，那是个垃圾地方 Well, with all due respect, sir, it's a dump.
我很抱歉它没达到你那么高的标准 I'm so sorry it doesn't meet your high standards.
我们为所有选手提供免费住宿，莫泽先生 We offer complimentary housing to all our players, Mr. Mauser.
据我所知，你是唯一一个抱怨的 So far as I know, you're the only one to complain.
你跟我说话的语气好像我只是个街头随便的选手，好吧？ You're talking to me like I'm any player off the street, okay?
我需要休息好才能赢得比赛 I need good rest so I can win the tournament.
你很清楚美国人的胜利对这项运动的未来意味着什么 You know perfectly well what an American win will do for the future of the sport.
我对乒乓球有好处，塞西先生 去跟USTTA申诉 I'm good for table tennis, Mr. Sethi. Appeal to the USTTA.
没有USTTA USTTA就是两个人加一张桌子 它不存在 There is no USTTA. The USTTA is two guys and a desk. It doesn't exist.
嗯，那不是我的问题 那就是你的问题 Well, that's not my problem. It is your problem.
我想住在你住的地方！这是我需要的！ I wanna stay where you're staying! That's what I need!
我觉得整个对话非常冒犯 I am finding this whole exchange really offensive.
你觉得被冒犯了？我觉得被冒犯了 You're offended? I am offended.
我觉得被冒犯了！你让你的明星选手挤在老鼠窝里！ I'm offended! You're making your star player huddle in a rat's ass!
很抱歉被打断了 I'm so sorry for that interruption.
嗯，回到锡兰和墨西哥… Um, back to Ceylon and Mexico…
这酒店不错 一定很贵 是的，非常好 This is a nice hotel. Must cost a mint. Yeah, very nice.
IATT负责住宿费？ The IATT covers accommodations?
只为他们明星选手提供 是吗？有多少明星选手？ Only for their star players. Is that right? How many are there?
明星选手？我不知道 我没见过别人，所以就一个 Star players? I don't know. I haven't seen any others, so one.
进入半决赛，紧张吗？ Any nerves, going into the semis?
紧张？对阵克莱茨基？不 你开什么玩笑？ Nerves? Against Kletzki? No. You kidding me?
嗯，他赢了最近三年的锦标赛 Well, he's won the tournament for the last three years.
他名声很大 我也名声很大 He's got quite the reputation. I have quite the reputation.
听着，我要对克莱茨基做奥斯维辛都没能做到的事 Look, I'm gonna do to Kletzki what Auschwitz couldn't.
好吧 我来完成这个任务 Okay. I'm gonna finish the job.
天哪 有点过了，伙计 Jesus Christ. A little strong, mate.
没关系 我是犹太人 我可以这么说 It's all right. I'm Jewish. I can say that.
事实上，如果你想想，我就像是希特勒最可怕的噩梦 In fact, if you think about it, I'm like Hitler's worst nightmare.
为什么这么说？ And why's that?
看看我 我在这里 Look at me. I'm here.
我成功了，我登顶了 我是希特勒失败的最終产物 I did it, I'm on top. I'm the ultimate product of Hitler's defeat.
是的，记下来 说得不错 记下来 Yeah, write that down. That was good. Write that down.
说得好 "希特勒失败的最终产物 " Nice one. "Ultimate product of Hitler's defeat."
我很欣赏这份自信 把这句话放在我的照片下面 I do like that confidence. Put that under a picture of me.
跟我们说说你的背景吧 我的背景？ Tell us a bit about your background. My background?
不，但说真的… 我母亲死于难产 No, but seriously… My mother died in childbirth.
我父亲是个习惯性的失败者，在我两岁时抛弃了我 My father was a compulsive loser who abandoned me when I was two years old.
我被困在纽约市的孤儿院系统里， I got stuck in the New York City orphanage system,
从一个地狱被送到另一个地狱 got shuttled from one hellhole to the next.
自然，就和法律扯上了麻烦 那不是凯·斯通吗？ Naturally, got in trouble with the law. Isn't that Kay Stone?
我不想让任何这些事定义我 I don't want any of that to define me.
失陪一下 失陪一下 什么？ Excuse me. Excuse me. What?
是凯·斯通在那边 是她 It's Kay Stone over there. That's her.
那是谁？ Who's that?
嗯，你知道的，那个电影演员 像是1930年代的 Well, you know, the movie actress. Like, from the 1930s.
机会 机会？ Opportunities. Opportunities?
说得好 是的，是的 好电影 That was good. Yeah, yeah. Great movie.
《黑箱》我父亲爱她 Black Box. My dad loved her.
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
她当时很红？她红极一时 She was big? She was huge.
昙花一现 就是她 Came and went. That's her.
这就是好莱坞，伙计 是的 是她 That's Hollywood, mate. Yeah. It's her.
确实是 It is indeed.
好像跟湖有关？ Something about a lake?
《影湖》 是的，那部不错 Shadow Lake. Yeah, that was good.
美腿 太美了，伙计 太美了 Great legs. Gorgeous, mate. Gorgeous.
伙计们，觉得我有机会吗？ Think I have a chance, lads?
下一个问题 Next question.
喂？ Hello?
凯？请讲 Kay? Speaking.
嘿，我是马蒂·毛瑟 我在皇家套房 Hey, it's Marty Mauser. I'm in the Royal Suite.
我昨天在大厅看到你了 I saw you in the lobby yesterday.
好的 Okay.
是的，我们有眼神交流 我当时在接受采访 Yeah, we made eye contact. I was being interviewed.
我不记得了 I don't recall.
嗯，我是你的超级崇拜者 Well, I'm a huge admirer.
好的 有什么事吗？ Okay. Can I help you with something?
也许吧 我刚点了客房服务菜单上的每一样东西 Maybe. I just ordered one of everything off the room service menu.
我一个人不可能吃完的 There's no way I'll be able to eat it all alone.
啊 Ah.
所以你想让我去你房间？ So you'd like me to come up to your room?
嗯哼 是的 也许我该让我丈夫去 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Perhaps I should send my husband instead.
当然 他可以上来，然后我下去找你 Sure. He can come up here, and I'll come down to you.
太好了 谢谢 再见 等等 我想继续聊聊 Wonderful. Thank you. Goodbye. Wait. I wanna keep talking.
为什么？ Why is that?
因为我从来没跟真正的电影明星说过话 Because I've never talked to an actual movie star.
嗯，现在你有了 我希望这次经历符合你的所有期待 Well, now you have. I hope the experience was all you thought it would be.
你知道，我也算是个表演者 You know, I'm something of a performer too.
是吗？是的 你不相信我？ Are you? Yeah. You don't believe me?
我… I…
你…什么？什么？ You… What? What?
你是个表演者？ You're a performer?
是的，我是个表演者 你面前有《每日邮报》吗？ Yeah, I'm a performer. You got the Daily Mail in front of you?
呃，我有，是的 Uh, I do have it, yes.
好的 翻到第12页 Okay. Well, turn to page 12.
呃… Uh…
第12页 Page 12.
好的 我在看什么？ Okay. What am I looking at here?
中间，正中央 呃 Down the middle, in the center. Uh.
这是你？ This is you?
是的，"天选之子" 照片不错，对吧？ Yeah, "the chosen one." It's a nice picture, right?
乒乓球？ Ping pong?
我打乒乓球 我在这里参加英国公开赛 I play table tennis. I'm here competing in the British Open.
你多大了？我23岁 How old are you? I'm 23.
二十三 Twenty-three.
是的 Yeah.
我打赌你说不出我演过的任何一部电影 I bet you can't name one film I've done.
为什么这么说？ What makes you say that?
因为我在你出生前就息影了 Because I stopped acting before you were born.
真的吗？这真有趣 嗯哼 Really? That's really interesting. Mm-hmm.
凯，你是不是用我的剃须刀刮腿毛了？ Kay, did you use my razor to shave your legs?
刀片钝了 我刮伤了自己 It's dull. I've cut myself.
没有 那是谁？你丈夫？ No. Who's that? Your husband?
我猜肯定是有人溜进来用它劈柴了 I guess someone must've snuck in and chopped wood with it.
我在打电话 我靠 I'm on the phone. Holy shit.
和谁？黛比 With whom? Debbie.
黛比 黛比？ Debbie. Debbie?
告诉她找个正经事做 Tell her to get a life.
他走了吗？嗯哼 Is he gone? Mm-hmm.
好的 Okay.
那么，你为什么息影？我们聊聊这个 So, why'd you stop acting? Let's talk about that.
你知道，我真的得走了 You know, I really have to go.
你一定很想念表演，不是吗？明天来温布利看我比赛吧 You must miss it, don't you? Come watch me play at Wembley tomorrow.
我…我去不了 I… I can't.
来吧 你可以看我罢黜世界排名第一的选手 Come on. You can watch me dethrone the number one ranked player in the world.
我没空 I'm not available.
哦，是吗？你有什么事？ Oh, yeah? What you got going on?
事实上，我要去参加我丈夫的一个大型促销活动 Actually, I have a big promotional event to attend to for my husband.
哦，好的 Oh, okay.
他推销什么？ What's he promoting?
钢笔 Pens.
钢笔？你认真的？钢笔 Pens? Are you serious? Pens.
像，写字用的钢笔？是的 Like, writing pens? Yes.
什么，他是卖钢笔的？ What, like, he's a pen salesman?
那你怎么负担得起你住的套房？ How can you afford the suite you're in?
他拥有罗克韦尔墨水公司 He owns Rockwell Ink.
哦 好吧 嗯… Oh. Okay. Well…
是的 Yes.
我知道罗克韦尔墨水 你肯定知道 I know Rockwell Ink. I'm sure you do.
好的 Okay.
嗯，是什么活动？ Well, what's the event?
他雇了阿加莎·克里斯蒂在哈查兹书店签售 He's hired Agatha Christie to sign books at Hatchards.
哦 Ooh.
听起来真无聊 That sounds really boring.
好吧 Okay.
哦，天哪 Oh, for God's sake.
怎么了？别挂 就一个问题 What is it? Don't hang up. Just one question.
你的房间是面向街道还是庭院？ Does your room face the street or the courtyard?
我不知道 I don't know.
回答我就行 是面向街道还是庭院？ Just answer the question. Is it facing the street or the courtyard?
庭院 好的 The courtyard. Okay.
我需要你去窗户那儿 你在几楼？ I need you to go to the window. What floor are you on?
我想我在三楼 I'm on the third floor, I believe.
三楼 好的，完美 Third floor. Okay, perfect.
看街对面 Look across the street.
你看到那扇开着的窗户，桌上有个水果碗吗？ You see the open window with a bowl of fruit on the table?
看到了 I do.
接下来会发生的事是：我会让一个苹果出现在那个碗里 Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna make an apple appear in that bowl.
如果我做到了，你就别去你的小约会，来看我比赛 And if I do, you're gonna blow off your little rendezvous and come watch me play.
不，不，不 我什么都不会答应，不 No, no, no. I'm not agreeing to anything, no.
你不需要答应任何事 反正我都会做 好吗？一… You don't have to agree to anything. I'm gonna do it anyway. Okay? One…
二… two…
三 three.
我会在售票处给你留张票 I'll leave a ticket for you at the box office.
得分，莫泽 Point, Mauser.
20比5 Twenty to five.
克莱茨基以零比二落后于莫泽 Kletzki trails Mauser two games to nil.
局点兼赛点，莫泽 Game and match point, Mauser.
让我们在这球上找点乐子 好的 Let's have a little fun with this one. Okay.
找点乐子，好吗？明白 Have a little fun, all right? Gotcha.
发球权换到克莱茨基 Service switches to Kletzki.
得分，克莱茨基 Point, Kletzki.
很好，先生们 谢谢 谢谢 Very well, gentlemen. Thank you for that. Thank you.
克莱茨基发球，6比20 Kletzki serves 6-20.
莫泽以两局领先 Mauser leads two games to zero.
莫泽先生再次获得赛点 Match point again for Mr. Mauser.
又是你发球，克莱茨基 Your service again, Kletzki.
得分，莫泽！ Point, Mauser!
莫泽以21比6赢得本局和比赛 三比零 Mauser wins the game and match by 21-6. Three games to nil.
莫泽进入决赛，将对阵日本的远藤宏人 Mauser's on to the finals where he will face Koto Endo of Japan.
想吃什么随便点 别看价格，好吗？ Get whatever you want. Don't even look at the prices, okay?
你点什么？ What are you getting?
我要点惠灵顿牛排和鱼子酱品尝盘， I'm gonna get the Beef Wellington and the caviar tasting plate
因为它们是菜单上最贵的 because they're the most expensive items on the menu.
听着，我想再谈谈关于环球旅行者队的事 Listen, I would like to keep going back a little bit about the Globetrotters.
关于哈林环球旅行者队，又谈？是的 About the Harlem Globetrotters, again? Yes.
我说了，我没兴趣 为什么没兴趣？ I told you, I'm not interested. Why not?
因为我不想做 'Cause I don't wanna do it.
钱很多 It's great money.
而且我们将环游世界 你见过威尼斯吗？ And we will travel all over the world. Have you seen Venice?
我不想在中场休息时表演花式击球， I don't wanna be doing trick shots for a halftime show
而人们都在上厕所 while people are going to the bathroom.
那有失我的身份，好吗？ That's beneath me, okay?
他们被当作皇室对待 服务员呢？ They're treated like royalty. Where's the waiter?
听着，我认识做过这个的人 失陪一下 Listen, I know people who have done this. Excuse me.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
这是个很好的机会 我们不应该错过 It's a great opportunity. We should not miss it.
马蒂 Marty.
是的，先生 能为您效劳吗，先生？ Yes, sir. May I help you, sir?
嗨 我们能点菜吗？ Hi. Can we order?
当然，先生 我去叫您的服务员 Of course, sir. Let me fetch your waiter.
稍等 好的 Hang on. Yes.
呃，今晚罗克韦尔的账单我来付 Uh, I'll be taking care of the Rockwell tab tonight.
记在我房间账上 皇家套房 马蒂·毛瑟 Put it on my room. The Royal Suite. Marty Mauser.
务必让他们知道是我，也是 我会的 交给我吧，先生 And make sure they know it's me, too. I will. Leave it to me, sir.
别接受拒绝 我不会的 Don't take no for an answer. I won't.
马蒂·毛瑟 皇家套房 去告诉他们 遵命，先生 Marty Mauser. Royal Suite. Go tell 'em. Will do, sir.
好了 看着我 别看那边 看着我 Okay. Look at me. Don't look there. Look at me.
谁是罗克韦尔？某个蠢货 Who's Rockwell? Some bozo.
现在看过去 自然点 他在干什么？ Look over now. Be subtle about it. What's he doing?
他以前没来过这里，先生 He hasn't been here before, sir.
他在看我们 He's looking at us.
真的吗？是的 Really? Yeah.
好的，继续跟我说话 表现自然点 Okay, keep talking to me. Be normal.
我希望你重新考虑 I want you to reconsider.
我们会是很好的团队 我想和你一起做 We would be a great team. I wanna do this with you.
你为什么对哈林环球旅行者队这么执着？ Why are you so fixed on the Harlem Globetrotters?
他们做的事很可悲，好吗？ It's very sad what they do, okay?
地球上一些顶级的运动员沦落到像马戏团小丑一样表演 Some of the premier athletes on the planet reduced to acting like circus clowns.
他现在在干什么？ What's he doing now?
实际上，他朝我们走过来了 Actually, he's coming towards us.
自然点 表现随意 好的，行 好的 Just be normal. Act casual. Okay, fine. Okay.
打扰一下 我认识你吗？ Excuse me. Do I know you?
嗯-嗯 Mm-mmm.
我想不认识 I don't think so.
你想为我整桌人买单？ And you wanna buy dinner for my entire table tonight?
是的 可以吗？为什么？ Yeah. Is it okay? Why?
什么意思，为什么？我需要理由吗？ What do you mean, why? Do I need a reason?
我换个问法 你想要什么？ Let me rephrase that. What do you want?
不，我什么都不要 这只是我表达感谢的一点小方式 No, I don't want anything. It's just my small way of saying thank you.
感谢？是的 Thank you? Yeah.
具体感谢我什么？ Thank me for what, specifically?
感谢你们的所有产品 For all your products.
我是说，没有钢笔我们会怎样？ I mean, where would we be without pens?
你知道，我有很多天赋，但我最自豪的是 You know, I have many talents, but the one I'm most proud of
在一英里外就能闻出狗屎味… is the ability to smell bullshit from a mile away--
我是完全真诚的 I'm being completely sincere.
你从哪儿来？纽约 你呢？ Where are you from? New York. What about you?
也是纽约 你做什么的？ New York too. What do you do?
我是职业运动员 I'm a professional athlete.
真的吗？什么运动？乒乓球 Really? What sport? Table tennis.
乒乓球？那是运动？ Table tennis? That's a sport?
当然是运动 我在这里参加英国公开赛 Of course it is. I'm here competing in the British Open.
明天我将在温布利比赛， I'm playing at Wembley tomorrow
在满座的观众面前对阵日本队，争夺冠军 in front of a sold-out crowd in the finals against Japan.
我在这里代表美国 I'm here representing the United States.
等等，等等，等等 日本？日本有队来这里？ Wait, wait, wait. Japan? Japan has a team here?
我刚说了 他们怎么绕过旅行禁令的？ That's what I just said. How'd they get around the travel ban?
因为乒乓球是亚洲增长最快的运动 Because table tennis is the fastest growing sport in Asia.
在那边非常流行 It's huge over there.
哦，你会喜欢这个的 Oh, you're gonna like this.
你知道他们怎么称呼他们的握拍法吗？他们握球拍的方式？ Do you know what they call their grip? The way they hold their rackets?
不知道 他们称之为"执笔式" No. They call it penholder.
那又怎样？ So what?
你可以利用这个 You can use that.
用来做什么？ Use it for what?
做个广告什么的 我不知道，你是生意人 For an advertisement or something. I don't know, you're the business guy.
我太失礼了 这位是我的伙伴，贝拉·克莱茨基 I'm being rude. This is my associate, Béla Kletzki.
很高兴认识您，先生 Nice to meet you, sir.
我猜你也是乒乓球运动员吧？ I assume you're a table tennis player also?
我是 我是 实际上，我是1935年到1939年的世界冠军 I am. I am. Actually, I was the World Champion from '35 to '39.
他是世界冠军 我今天打败了他 He was the World Champion. I beat him today.
他打败了我 但他比我年轻得多 He beat me. But he's much younger than me.
我比他强得多，有天赋得多 I'm much better than him, much more talented.
我不禁注意到这个纹身 你曾经在集中营里，对吧？ I can't help but notice this tattoo. You were in one of the camps, weren't you?
奥斯威辛-比克瑙 是的 为什么问这个？ Auschwitz-Birkenau. Yeah. Why do you ask?
我儿子在解放你们时牺牲了 My son lost his life liberating you.
我对您的损失感到抱歉 I'm sorry for your loss.
我以为你们是被苏联人解放的 I thought you were liberated by the Soviets.
是的 不是美国人 We were. It wasn't the Americans.
我不是字面意思 他在南太平洋服役 I didn't mean it literally. He was serving in the South Pacific.
那他怎么了？ Well, what happened to him?
什么意思？他牺牲了 What do you mean? He was killed.
你觉得好笑吗？ You find that funny?
哦，天哪 不，我只是有时会紧张地笑 Oh, God. No, I just get nervous laughter sometimes.
如果这能给你点安慰的话， If it's any consolation,
明天我将在他们头上投下第三颗原子弹 I'll be dropping a third atom bomb on their heads tomorrow.
是的，我相信他的母亲会从 Yeah, I'm sure his mother's gonna get a lot of comfort
你打着乒乓球纪念他这件事中得到很多安慰 that you're playing ping pong in his honor.
虽然不是什么大事，但我很感激 It's not that big of a deal, but I appreciate it.
告诉他…他过去为纳粹拆除炸弹 Tell him-He used to diffuse bombs for the Nazis.
告诉他你告诉我的那个故事… Tell him the story you told me about--
我还有一桌人在等 I've got a whole table of people waiting.
等等，等等 你会喜欢这个故事的 告诉他 Wait, wait. You're gonna love this story. Tell him.
你想听吗？不太想，但你说吧 You wanna hear it? Not really, but go ahead.
不，告诉他 很美 No, tell him. It's beautiful.
好吧，我长话短说 所以… Okay, I'll make it quick. So…
当我刚到集中营时，我被分到了营房 when I first got to the camp, I was put into housing.
幸运的是，有个军官认出了我 Lucky for me, there was an officer who recognized me.
他在1935年布拉格的世界锦标赛上见过我 He had seen me in 1935 at the World Championships in Prague.
这家伙是个真正的粉丝 我是说，真正的粉丝，好吗？ This guy was a real fan. I mean, a real fan, okay?
你是说他让你活着是因为你打乒乓球？ You're telling me he let you live because you played ping pong?
他们尊重我的技术，是的 They respected my skills, yeah.
然后，他们教我怎么拆除SC炸弹 So then, they taught me how to dismantle SC bombs.
好吗？ Okay?
每天早上，他们会把我送到森林里去处理炸弹， Each morning, they would send me into the woods with the bombs
在营地的外围，这样我最多只能炸伤自己 on the outskirts of the camp where I could only do damage to myself.
有一次， So one time,
我跟着一只蜜蜂 I followed a honeybee.
一只蜜蜂？ A bee?
一只蜜蜂， A honeybee,
一路跟到它的蜂巢 all the way to its hive.
我把所有的蜜蜂都熏了出来 And I smoked all the bees out.
然后打开蜂巢， And then broke it open,
我把蜂蜜涂满了我的胸膛、手臂，到处都是 and I smeared the honey all over my chest, my arms, everywhere.
为什么？ Why?
因为那天晚上晚些时候， 'Cause later that night,
我让所有同铺的人舔掉我身上的蜂蜜来获取营养 I let all my bunk mates to lick the honey off of me for nourishment.
正面 Heads.
操 远藤，选择？ Fuck. Endo, choice?
发球 Serve.
我去那边 I'll go to that side.
在我右手边… 加油，马蒂！加油！ On my right… Come on, Marty! Come on!
…来自美国的马蒂·毛瑟，排名第二， …Marty Mauser of the United States, ranked second,
对阵来自日本的远藤宏人，无排名 versus Koto Endo of Japan, unranked.
两位先生将进行五局三胜的比赛， The gentlemen will battle to the best of five
每局21分 in games to 21 points.
每局必须至少赢两分 Each game shall be won by at least two points.
祝你们好运，先生们 Good luck, gentlemen.
请安静 Quiet, please.
好的！ All right!
得分，远藤 一比零 Point, Endo. One-nil.
加油，美国！ Come on, America!
得分，远藤 二比零 Point, Endo. Two-nil.
加油，马蒂！ All right, Marty!
加油，马蒂！ Come on, Marty!
得分，远藤 三比零 Point, Endo. Three-nil.
得分，远藤 四比零 Point, Endo. Four-nil.
加油，马蒂！ Come on, Marty!
得分，远藤 五比零 Point, Endo. Five-nil.
发球权换到莫泽 Service switches to Mauser.
得分，莫泽 Point, Mauser.
9分，发球，对方19分 Nine serving 19.
得分，莫泽 10比19 Point, Mauser. 10-19.
好样的，马蒂！ Okay, Marty!
得分，远藤 20比10 Point, Endo. 20-10.
局点 Game point.
上！发球 Go! Serve.
得分，远藤 21比10 Point, Endo. 21-10.
本局结束，远藤胜 Game, Endo.
远藤以二比零领先 Endo leads two games to zero.
得分，莫泽 Point, Mauser.
18比16 Eighteen-16.
得分，莫泽 17比18 Point, Mauser. 17-18.
上，马蒂！加油！ Go, Marty! Come on!
发球权换到莫泽 Service switches to Mauser.
操 Fuck.
得分，远藤 17比19 Point, Endo. 17-19.
哦，操 Oh, fuck.
得分，远藤 17比20 Point, Endo. 17-20.
赛点 And match point.
请安静 Quiet, please.
安静 请安静 Quiet. Settle down.
莫泽发球 Your service, Mauser.
加油，马蒂！ Come on, Marty!
操 Fuck.
不，胡说！不行！ No, bullshit! No!
我现在就要用标准联赛硬拍重赛！ I want a rematch right now with a standard-league hard-bat!
这是不可接受的！ That is unacceptable!
如果我有个机械手臂呢？ What if I had a mechanical arm?
如果我在球上涂胶水呢？那算符合规定吗？ What if I put glue on the ball? Would that be kosher?
为什么，他全程都在接受指导！这是不可接受的！ Why, he was getting coached the entire time! That is unacceptable!
我打的是真正的乒乓球！真正的乒乓球！ I play real table tennis! Real table tennis!
难以置信 Unbelievable.
…英国公开赛冠军来自日本… …British Open champion from Japan…
去你的！ Fuck you!
…远藤宏人！ …Koto Endo!
请问有米尔顿·罗克韦尔的预订吗？ Do you have a Milton Rockwell reservation?
请原谅？米尔顿·罗克韦尔的预订，麻烦查一下 Excusez-moi? Milton Rockwell reservation, please.
啊，罗克韦尔？ Ah, Rockwell?
那么，听着，马蒂，我想亲自感谢你 So, listen, Marty, I wanna personally thank you
让我认识了乒乓球 for introducing me to table tennis.
我不知道它在亚洲是如此风靡 I had no idea what a phenomenon it was in the Asias.
哦，是的 我知道 在日本是多么流行！ Oh, yeah. I know. And how big it is in Japan!
那就是我想告诉你的 非常流行 That's what I was trying to tell you. It's huge.
所以，我正在考虑把它纳入我们秋季在那边 So, I'm thinking of incorporating it into some of the promotional events
要举办的一些促销活动 we're gonna be doing over there in the fall.
怎么纳入？你有什么想法？ How so? What are you thinking?
我想做的是安排一场表演赛， What I wanna do is stage an exhibition match
在世锦赛前后，由你和远藤对阵 around the time of the World Championships between you and Endo.
嗯 我想你会喜欢这个主意 Mmm. I think you'd like that idea.
所以我要给你开个价 So I'm gonna make you an offer.
我付你一千美元 I'll pay you a thousand dollars.
让你住在东京的帝国酒店 I'll put you up at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo.
如果你从纽约出发，我让你坐我的私人飞机， And if you're leaving from New York, I'll give you a seat on my private plane,
你将生平第一次享受豪华飞行 and you'll fly in luxury for the first time in your life.
好吧，我的价格我们可以稍后再谈 Okay, we can negotiate my price later.
但这会在比赛之前还是之后？ But this would be before or after the tournament?
大概在比赛前一周 不，必须在之后 About a week before the event. No, it's gotta be after.
我不能在正式比赛前公开对阵那家伙 I can't face off against the guy in public before it actually counts.
戏剧性对我非常重要 我不能破坏戏剧性 Drama is very important to me. I can't undercut the drama.
我们别纠缠于细枝末节 Let's not get tied up in minutiae.
我只想知道你是否有兴趣参与 I just want to find out if you're interested in participating.
哦，是的 当然 我对任何展示才华的机会都感兴趣 Oh, yeah. Of course. I'm interested in any opportunity to show off my talents.
你也不用担心，因为这次我会彻底击败他 And you don't have to worry either, 'cause this time I'm gonna obliterate him.
其实是我用的球拍的问题， It's really the racket that I'm playing,
但我向你保证，会是一场胜利 but I can assure you, it's gonna be a victory.
好了，听着 我需要你明白这是怎么回事 Okay, listen. I need you to understand what this thing's about.
这不是正式比赛 This is not an official match.
甚至不是真正的比赛 It's not even a real game.
这纯粹是宣传性的，为了娱乐日本民众， This is purely promotional, to entertain the Japanese people,
让他们买更多我的钢笔，好吗？ so they buy more of my pens, okay?
你会打几场比赛 你会很棒 You're gonna play a few games. You're gonna be great.
但你不能打得比远藤好 你想让我输？ But you can't play better than Endo. You want me to lose?
马蒂，我给你看点东西 Marty, let me show you something.
日本最大的杂志 Biggest magazine in Japan.
你让远藤成了国宝 You made Endo a national treasure.
听着…你为什么给我看这个？ Listen-Why are you showing me this?
你觉得这让我想输吗？这让我想赢 Do you think this makes me wanna lose? This makes me wanna win.
有时候，输了才是赢家 Sometimes, when you lose you're a winner.
让我解释 让我解释 我比远藤厉害一万亿倍 Let me explain. Let me explain. I'm ten trillion times better than Endo.
你明白吗，对吧？是球拍打败了我 You understand that, right? It's the racket that beat me.
他是个平庸的选手 我根本不在乎 He's a mediocre player. I couldn't care less.
我不在乎乒乓球 这是演戏 I don't care about table tennis. This is theater.
你担心什么？我的声誉 What are you worried about? My reputation.
你的声誉？是的，我的声誉 Your reputation? Yes, my reputation.
我不想为了你把我的声誉扔进垃圾堆 我不干 I don't wanna throw my reputation in the trash for you. I'm not doing it.
你现在不就在一个杂耍马戏团里表演吗？ Aren't you playing in a vaudeville circus act right now?
你什么意思，杂耍？把话说完 What do you mean, vaudeville? Finish that sentence.
你在暗示什么？你是中场表演，马蒂 What are you implying? You're the halftime show, Marty.
哈林环球旅行者队的！地球上最棒的运动员 Of the Harlem Globetrotters! The finest athletes on the planet.
自从一月份以来，我大概已经在八万人面前表演过了 I've probably played in front of 80,000 people since January.
你觉得这好笑吗？ That's funny to you?
不 你让我觉得好笑 No. You're funny to me.
我让你觉得好笑？你知道什么让我觉得好笑吗？ I'm funny to you? You know what's funny to me?
你如此迫切地想要娱乐日本人， That you want to entertain the Japanese so badly,
而他们杀害了你的儿子 这让我觉得好笑 and they murdered your son. That's funny to me.
听着，你戳到了我的痛处，我也戳到了你的 好吗？现在我们扯平了 Look, you struck a nerve, I struck a nerve. Okay? Now we're even.
滚出去 Get out.
不，我觉得你得先请我吃顿饭 Nah, I think you owe me a meal first.
"一闪一闪亮晶晶"！ "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"!
耶，教练，耶！ Yeah, Coach, yeah!
三，二，一 说"茄子" Three, two, one. Say cheese.
茄子！ Cheese!
打扰一下 Excuse me.
你好 Hello.
请不要在我房间里吃喝 会招虫子 Please don't eat or drink in my room. It attracts bugs.
我只是进去打扫 仅此而已 I just go in there to clean. That's it.
嗯，你看起来不太高兴见到我 Well, you don't seem happy to see me.
是啊，你看起来也不太高兴见到我 Yeah, and you don't seem happy to see me.
那么，你现在要住在这里吗？ So, now are you going to be staying here?
怎么，不行吗？别担心 What, is that not okay? Don't worry.
几周后我就不打扰你了 I'll be out of your hair in a few weeks.
别说傻话 Don't be stupid.
为什么？几周后怎么了？世界锦标赛 Why? What's in a few weeks? World Championship.
那在哪里举行？东京 So, where's that gonna be? Tokyo.
东京，日本？ Tokyo, Japan?
你问我东京是不是在日本？ Are you asking me if Tokyo's in Japan?
这是个认真的问题吗？ Is that a serious question?
你看起来非常疲惫 You look very tired to me.
是啊，因为我刚绕了半个地球 我累了 Yeah, 'cause I just traveled halfway around the world. I'm tired.
我很忙 我在工作 我在赚钱 I was busy. I was working. I was making money.
你知道，当楼里所有人都在上班的时候， You know, while everybody is at work in the building,
对你来说正是洗个舒服、漫长、热水澡的好时候 it would be a good time for you to take a nice, long, hot shower.
给 这是什么？ Here. What's this?
我给你买了点东西 嗯 I got you something. Mmm.
这是来自一个真正的埃及金字塔 It's from an original Egyptian pyramid.
我们建造的 We built that.
好吧 Okay.
嘿，利瓦伊 你长高了好多 Hey, Levi. You got a lot taller.
没有，我没长高 是的，你长高了 No, I didn't. Yeah, you did.
打扰一下 需要帮忙吗？是的 我们走 Excuse me. Can I help you? Yeah. Let's go.
快点，快点 嘿！你在干什么？ Come on, come on. Hey! What are you doing?
走，走 走 不！你他妈的在干什么？ Let's go, let's go. Let's go. No! What the fuck are you doing?
你被捕了 不，我没有！ You're under arrest. No, I'm not!
是的，你被捕了 过来 别动！我为什么被捕？ Yes, you are. Come here. Stop moving! What am I under arrest for?
那是我的洗漱用品！嗷！你被捕了 That's my toiletries! Ow! You're under arrest.
为什么？持械抢劫 走 For what? Armed robbery. Come on.
持械抢…你在说什么？ Armed rob-What are you talking about?
你再动会伤到自己的！ You're gonna hurt yourself if you keep moving!
这是怎么回事？走 What is going on? Come on.
默里，我妈妈呢？默里 我让她离开一会儿 Murray, where's my mother? Murray. I asked her to leave for a bit.
你让她…这他妈到底怎么回事？我被捕了！帮帮我！ You told her-What the fuck is going on? I'm getting arrested! Help me!
萨尔，萨尔 我想私下跟他谈谈 失陪一下 走吧 Sal, Sal. I wanna talk to him in private. Excuse us. Just go.
萨尔？你认识这家伙？你想让我怎么做？ Sal? You know this guy? What do you want me to do?
去后面待一会儿 好的 Just go in the back for a while. Yeah.
关上门 Close the door.
好吧，如果情况不对就喊一声 All right, if it gets crazy just holler.
这他妈到底怎么回事，默里？我拿的那笔钱，是你欠我的 What the fuck is going on, Murray? That money I took, you owed me.
不，不，不，不 那是你用枪抢劫的钱 No, no, no, no. It was money you stole at gunpoint.
不，你答应过我… 失陪一下 不，你没… No, you promised me… Excuse me. No, you didn't…
那是我的钱，你拿走了… That was my money and you took--
你答应过给我那笔钱 我不是… 我为什么要编这个？ You promised me that money. I'm not… Why would I make this up?
那是我去英国旅行的钱 你旅行怎么样了？ It was money for my trip to England. What happened on your trip?
什么意思，我旅行怎么样了？ What do you mean, what happened on my trip?
你输了！不，我没有！ You lost! No, I didn't!
你输了！你从哪儿听说的？ You did! Where did you hear that?
不，我被算计了 你知道有多少次 No, I got cheated against. Do you know how many times
在半夜里… 不，不 别说了 in the middle of the night… No, no. Stop with that.
闭嘴听我说！别教训我 Shut up and listen to me! Don't lecture me.
闭嘴！ Shut up!
你不知道有多少次我半夜被叫醒去保释你 You don't know how many times I had to get woken up and bail you out.
我什么时候让你这么做了？ When did I ask you to do that?
我什么时候要求过你的帮助？你从没要求我这么做 When have I ever asked for your help? You never asked me to do that.
没错！但我做了 Exactly! But I did.
现在，你要像个大人了 And now, you're gonna be a big boy.
该轮到你了 像个大人？ It's your turn. A big boy?
你真的这么对我说？是的 是的，你知道，看… Did you really just say that to me? Yeah. Yeah, you know, look…
我不能养你母亲一辈子 I can't support your mother for the rest of my life.
你不用养她 哦，是吗？为什么不用？ You're not gonna have to. Oh, yeah? Why not?
因为我会承担起来 你会承担起来？怎么承担？ Because I'm gonna step up. You're gonna step up? How?
以一种你无法想象的方式 她会住在第五大道 In a way you can't imagine. She's gonna be living on Fifth Avenue
一栋有电梯的公寓楼里， in an apartment and building with a elevator,
有个电梯工，每次她需要用电梯时都为她服务 and a man who works in the elevator that takes her every time she needs to use it.
当然，当然，当然 好吧，听着 Sure, sure, sure. All right, look.
我给你两个选择，好吗？ I'm gonna give you two options, okay?
我想你会喜欢第一个 I think you'll like the first one.
你回店里来 You come back to the shop.
这次，别再胡闹了 This time, no more bullshit.
没有这些乒乓球的破事了，好吗？ None of this ping-pong mishegoss, okay?
我会给你更多的责任， I'm gonna give you much more responsibility,
因为说实话，你是个很棒的推销员 because truth be told, you're an amazing salesman.
我能把鞋卖给截肢者 I could sell shoes to an amputee.
那又怎样？另一个选择是什么？ So what? What's the other option?
我报警起诉 I press charges.
劳埃德是证人… 你不会那么做的 Lloyd is a witness… You're not doing that.
…然后你进监狱！ …and you go to jail!
真的吗？你会对你自己的亲人这么做？你疯了吗？ Really? You'd do that to your own kin? Are you out of your mind?
我们走着瞧… 是你自己惹的 嘿，萨尔！萨尔！ We'll see… You took it upon yourself. Hey, Sal! Sal!
什么？他现在付你多少钱？ What? How much is he paying you right now?
什么付我钱，你在说什么？ What are you talking about, paying me?
我叔叔付你多少钱来吓唬我？ How much is my uncle paying for you to scare me?
不管多少，我给你双倍，只要你给我口交 'Cause whatever it is, I'll double it for you to suck my dick.
什么？给我口交 What? Suck my dick.
你口气真难闻 嘴巴放干净点，你… You have terrible breath. Watch your mouth, you--
嗷！操！走 我们现在就走 Ow! Fuck! Let's go. We're going now.
他刚才打我了！住手 请住手 He just hit me! Stop. Please stop.
默里，他打我了 住手 Murray, he hit me. Stop.
我们已经谈妥了 We worked everything out.
你在另一个房间 你没听到 我们已经谈妥了 You were in the other room. You didn't hear. We already worked it out.
他会偿还一切 畜生 He's paying back everything. Animal.
他把钱给我了，一切都好了 He gave me the money, and everything's okay.
你从哪儿弄来的？从你的行李里拿的 Where did you get that? I got it from your luggage.
你疯了吗？那是我去日本的钱！ Are you out of your mind? That's my money for Japan!
你他妈疯了吗？走 走 Are you out of your fucking mind? Let's go. Let's go.
直接把他带到城里去，该死！把他带到城里去！ Just take him downtown, damn it! Take him downtown!
好的 好吧！好的！我停手！你完了 你完了 Okay. All right! Okay! I'll stop! You're done. You're done.
拜托 住手 住手 走 Please. Stop. Stop. Let's go.
好吧 放开他 放开他 放开他？ All right. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go?
放开他 放开他 坐起来 Let him go. Let him go. Sit up.
听着，道歉 Listen, apologize.
好的，对不起 对不起 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
给他解开手铐 Take his cuffs off.
接下来会这样，好吗？好的 This is what's gonna happen, okay? Okay.
我们去花园咖啡馆见你妈妈 We're gonna meet your mom at the Garden Café.
我们会吃一顿非常愉快的晚餐 We're gonna have a really nice dinner.
让我们把所有这些破事都抛在脑后，好吗？ And let's just put all this shit behind us, okay?
好的 好吧 Okay. All right.
对不起，对不起 对不起 你对不起？ I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're sorry?
我们会处理好一切 穿好衣服 We'll take care of everything. Just get dressed.
来吧 我爱你 好吧 我也爱你 Come on. I love you. All right. I love you too.
你侄子是个混蛋，你知道吗？ Your nephew's a piece of shit, you know that?
哦，天哪 我真的很抱歉 Oh, Jesus. I'm so sorry.
再给你十块 Here's another ten.
好的，行 Yeah, all right.
花园咖啡馆，嗯？你点什么？ Garden Café, huh? What do you get?
熏牛肉，还能有什么？ The pastrami, what else?
啊，熏牛肉 你点什么？ Ah, pastrami. What do you get?
烤牛肉 Roast beef.
烤牛肉？是的 Roast beef? Yeah.
非犹太警察！ Goyishe cop!
嘿 Hey.
开门 快点 Open up. Come on.
把门撞开 撞进去？ Break it down. Break it in?
操！ Fuck!
嘿！你去哪儿？ Hey! Where you going?
妈的 Shit.
怎么了？他从窗户出去了 What happened? He went out the window.
什么？等等！弗兰基！ What? Wait! Frankie!
什么？他现在正从防火梯下来 What? He's coming down the escape right now.
他在那儿！从防火梯下去了！ There he goes! Down the escape!
哦，该死 快，快，快！ Oh, shit. Go, go, go!
我去用一下后面的电话 你等着 I'm just gonna use the phone in the back. You hold it.
看他多喜欢你？ See how much he likes you?
喂？嘿，沃利 你好吗？我是马蒂 Hello? Hey, Wally. How you doing? It's Marty.
你今晚上班吗？我当然上班 Are you working tonight? Of course I'm working.
好的，很好 开上你的出租车，带上尽可能多的现金 Okay, great. Bring your cab and as much cash as you can.
我要你在第28街的哈尔西酒店见我，好吗？ I want you to meet me at The Halsey on 28th Street, okay?
什么？你又想去骗钱了？ What? You wanna go hustling again?
是的，没错 Yeah, exactly.
不，不，不 上次我被揍惨了 No, no, no. I got my ass kicked last time.
我们大老远跑到斯塔滕岛， We went all the way to Staten Island,
不到十分钟，他们就认出了你 and within ten minutes, they recognized you.
没事 我们去奎因说的那个新泽西的地方 It's fine. We're gonna go to that place that Quinn was talking about in Jersey.
那是个馊主意 That's a bad idea.
那是你的新宠物 不，妈妈，我要犰狳 That's your new pet. No, Mom, I want the armadillo.
不，我已经… No, I already--
你知道吗？我这就给你把犰狳买来 You know what? I'm just gonna get you the armadillo.
我给你买了，然后你自己决定 好吗？ I'm gonna give him to you, and then you can make a decision. Okay?
它们不是爬行动物 是哺乳动物 They're not reptiles. They're mammals.
好的，很好 你真是个好人 一个半小时后见 Okay, great. You're a beautiful man. I'll see you in an hour and a half.
哪里？在哈尔西 好的 我爱你 Where? At the Halsey. Okay. I love you.
谢谢 再见 Thank you. Bye.
好的 给你 Good. Here you are.
请问有后门可以出去吗？ Is there a way I can go out the back or something, please?
什么？你为什么那样看着我？ What? Why are you looking at me like that?
你不打算对我说点什么吗？ Aren't you gonna say something to me?
什么，恭喜？ What, congratulations?
恭喜？是的 Congratulations? Yes.
你在开玩笑吗？你想让我说什么？ Are you kidding me? What do you want me to say?
我试着联系你八个月了 I've been trying to get in contact with you for eight months.
我知道你想干什么 没用的 I see what you're trying to do. It's not gonna work.
你说什么？那不是我的 Excuse me? That's not mine.
这绝对是你的 不，不是 我抽出来了 It is absolutely yours. No, it's not. I pull out.
艾拉抽出来了吗？ Does Ira pull out?
你想让我怎么回答？一个简单的问题 What do you want me to say to that? It's a simple question.
他跟你做爱时抽出来吗？ Does he pull out when he has sex with you?
回答 你想让我回答这个？ Answer it. You want me to answer that?
是的！回答 他跟你…时抽出来吗？ Yes! Answer it. Does he pull out when he…
对不起 对不起 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我现在一团糟 我真的是一团糟，瑞秋 I'm a mess right now. I'm really a mess, Rachel.
顺便说一句，我在伦敦输了… I lost in London, by the way--
嘿！ Hey!
天哪 God.
这是什么？ What's this?
他父亲去世了 His father died.
胡说！这是我八岁起的朋友 Bullshit! This is my friend since I was eight.
我在跟你说话吗？ Am I talking to you?
艾拉，我从八岁就认识她了 Ira, I've known her since I was eight years old.
我父亲刚去世 她在安慰我 My father just died. She was consoling me.
亲爱的，没事的 Honey, it's okay.
闭嘴！别碰我！你就这样跟你妻子说话？ Shut up! Don't touch me! That's how you talk to your wife?
是的，我就这样跟她说话 Yeah, that's how I talk to her.
好吧 Okay.
不，不，不！来吧 继续 No, no, no! Come on. Keep going.
继续 马蒂，别闹了 Keep going. Marty, just stop.
我要把他那连心眉从他该死的额头上扯下来！ I'll rip that unibrow right off his fucking forehead!
想动粗？像猩猩一样？ You wanna get physical? Like an ape?
艾拉 Ira.
艾拉！回来 你在干什么？ Ira! Come back inside. What are you doing?
谁他妈去叫警察过来，啊？ Somebody get the fucking cops over here, huh?
你做了什么？操！我得离开这儿 What did you do? Fuck! I gotta get out of here.
你为什么要躲警察？ Why are you running from the cops?
快，他就在这儿！ Come on, he's right here!
后面没路出去吗？ There's no way out the back?
什么？什么…拜托！快点 瑞秋！集中精神 What? What-Please! Come on. Rachel! Focus.
通往后门 走 It leads out the back. Go.
好的 好的 谢谢，谢谢 Okay. Okay. Thank you, thank you.
我以后告诉你 我以后告诉你 I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later.
伙计们，看到一个戴眼镜的白人小子经过吗？ Guys, you see a white kid with glasses come through here?
没人看见他？ Nobody saw him?
不会说英语，是吗？ No English, huh?
如果您想继续通话，请投币五分钱 Please insert a nickel if you'd like to continue the conversation.
五分钱？他们要挂我们电话了 A nickel? They're gonna cut us off.
你有五分钱吗？没有 Do you have a nickel? No.
妈妈，我没撒谎 我保证这是最后一次 Mom, I'm not lying. I promise you this will be the last time.
是我眼睛花了，还是那个他妈的老鼠？ Are my eyes broke, or is that motherfucking Mouse?
谢谢 怎么了，宝贝？ Thank you. What's up, baby?
太感谢了 我真的很感激 谢谢 Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Thank you.
你闻起来像条鱼，马蒂 You smell like a fish, Marty.
所以我们得找个酒店房间 我需要洗个澡 That's why we gotta get a hotel room. I need to get a shower.
你好吗？嘿，能给我们开个房间吗？ How you doing? Hey, can we get a hotel room, please?
四美元 你说是三美元的 Four dollars. You said it was three dollars.
那是最后一间 现在是四美元 为什么现在四美元了？ That was for the last room. It's four. Why is it four dollars now?
给我四块钱 我会还你的，我保证 Let me get four bucks. I'll pay you back, I promise.
我现在告诉你，我们只有十块钱可以玩 I'm telling you right now, we only got ten to play with.
你只带了十美元？ You brought ten dollars?
你就给了我一个小时准备 我们怎么赚钱？ You gave me a hour notice. How are we supposed to make money?
我有孩子！我是个该死的出租车司机 I got kids! I'm a fucking taxi driver.
有更便宜的房间吗？不用太好 Do you have a cheaper room? It doesn't have to be nice.
五楼有个房间，但不能用淋浴 There's a room on the fifth floor, but you can't use the shower.
好的，那个多少钱？两块五 Okay, how much is that? Two fifty.
给我三块钱 谢谢 Let me get three dollars. Thank you.
你最好还我 算我爱你才帮你 You better pay me back. You lucky I love you.
吉米 吉米 从你的赢利里扣 Jimmy. Jimmy. It's coming out your winnings.
给我钥匙 Give me the keys.
什么味道？ What's that smell?
哦，我的天！操 Oh, my God! Fuck.
哇！那是什么？哦，我的天！ Wow! What is that? Oh, my God!
他出了点小意外 He had a little accident.
天哪！他出了个大意外 God! He had an enormous accident.
太可怕了 That's horrible.
闻起来像屎！操！ Smells like shit! Fuck!
吉米，你闻起来像屎 Jimmy, you smell like shit.
那是你的口气还是狗的？我能拿到钥匙吗？ Is that your breath or the dog? Can I get my key, please?
别和那条狗一起进电梯 走楼梯 Do not go in the elevator with that dog. Take the stairs.
你在开玩笑吗？洗洗那条狗 Are you kidding me? Wash that dog.
再见，吉米 Goodbye, Jimmy.
她多大肚子了，马蒂？非常大 很大 How big is she, Marty? Very big. Big.
她明天就要生了吗？ Is she popping out tomorrow?
我不知道她什么时候生 听着，我只知道不是我的 I don't know when she's popping out. Look, all I know is it's not mine.
她有她的算盘 你不像我这么了解她 She has an agenda. You don't know her like I do.
她困在一段痛苦的婚姻里 她生活得很糟糕 She's stuck in a miserable marriage. She has a horrible life.
她想把这赖到我头上 She's trying to pin it down on me.
从我们八岁起，她就想把我套牢 Since we were eight years old, she's trying to get me stuck.
就你这种穷酸样？是的 Your bummy ass? Yes.
是的，她是疯了 Yeah, she is crazy.
从生物学上讲，那孩子不可能是我的，好吗？ It's a biological impossibility that that kid is mine, okay?
所以，你用避孕套了？不，我不需要用 So, you using raincoats? No, I don't need to.
那你一定是没子弹了 So you must be shooting blanks.
你知道什么是自制力吗，沃利？不知道吧？ Do you know what continence is, Wally? No?
每次我小便的时候，我都憋回去， Every time I take a piss, I pull back,
我憋住尿，数到十下密西西比 I hold my urine in, and I count to ten Mississippi.
这样你才能锻炼肌肉 That's how you build up the muscle.
那样你他妈的会得膀胱感染 That's how you get a fuckin' bladder infection.
你在干什么？那是我的邮件 What are you doing? That's my mail.
你疯了吗？ Are you out of your mind?
你需要去看看那些该死的尿布 You need to grab them goddamn diapers.
不 No.
然后振作起来 And get a fucking grip.
我不是父亲 I'm not a father.
哟，马蒂 什么？ Yo, Marty. What?
丽兹酒店是什么？ What's the Ritz?
怎么了？ Why?
你收到一张1500美元的罚单 You got a $1,500 fine
来自国际乒乓球… from the International Table Tennis…
什么？…协会和… What? …Association and…
他们… 拿进来！ And they… Bring it in here!
他们还禁止了你这个瘦皮猴 给我 And they banned your scrawny ass. Give me that.
他妈的怎么回事？ What the fuck?
你还好吗？你他妈是谁？ Are you okay? Who the fuck are you?
天哪！帮帮我！把这该死的东西从我身上弄开！ God! Help me! Get this fucking thing off of me!
我的狗！ My dog!
我靠！该死！怎么了？ Holy shit! Shit! What happened?
快来！从那该死的浴缸里出来帮我！ Come on! Get outta that fuckin' tub and help me!
我的狗要淹死了，伙计 快点！帮帮我！ My dog's drowning, man. Come on! Help me!
好的，我把它翻过来 把你的胳膊抽出来 Okay, I'm flipping it. Take your arm out.
一 二 把它抬起来！ One. Two. Lift it off!
三 Three.
把你的胳膊抽出来！哦，我的天！哦，我的天！ Take your arm out! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
操！操！ Fuck! Fuck!
哦，操，你的胳膊 Oh, fuck, your arm.
往后靠 往后靠 别看它 Lean back. Lean back. Don't look at it.
我需要做个止血带 哦，操！ I need to make a tourniquet. Oh, fuck!
过来 把你的胳膊给我 你在干什么？ Come here. Give me your arm. What are you doing?
你在干什么？把你的胳膊给我 What are you doing? Give me your arm.
操 我的狗呢？ Fuck. Where's my dog?
别管狗了！把你的胳膊给我 Don't worry about the dog! Give me your arm.
摩西 什么都别做 什么都别做 Moses. Do nothing. Do nothing.
我抓住你了 别担心 I got you. Don't worry.
沃利，叫救护车！ Wally, call an ambulance!
你还好吗？不，我不好 Are you good? No, I'm not good.
我的眼镜呢？ Where are my glasses?
我是说，你受伤了吗？你刚从地板上掉下来 I mean, are you hurt? You just fell through the floor.
狗屎 我要把钱拿回来 Fucking horseshit. I'm getting our money back.
把钱拿回来？ Getting our money back?
马蒂，我们得他妈赶紧离开这儿 才两块五 你在说什么？ Marty, we gotta get the fuck out of here. It's $2.50. What are you talking about?
我要的可不止两块五 你看到刚才发生了什么吗？ I'm asking for way more than $2.50. You see what just happened?
在这儿等着 等 Wait here. Wait.
等多久？十秒钟 For how long? Ten seconds.
我的鞋，我的衣服 My shoes, my clothes.
全都湿透了 里面一团糟 Everything's soaking wet. It's a mess in there.
你干嘛不闭嘴？你想换换吗？ Why don't you put a sock in it? You wanna switch?
你！我… 我告诉过你别他妈用淋浴 You! I… I told you not to use the fucking shower.
不，你没说 是你租给我的房间，好吗？ No, you didn't. You're the one that rented me the room, okay?
我脖子可能都会摔断从那天花板上掉下来 I could have broken my neck falling out of that ceiling.
那也他妈可能发生 That can fucking still happen too.
你这是在威胁我吗？是的，我是 Are you threatening me right now? Yeah, I am.
你想威胁我？是的 You want to threaten me? Yeah.
地下室锁了！谁他妈有钥匙？ Basement is locked! Who's got the fucking key?
听着，伙计！听着！我要我房间的钱… Listen, man! Listen! I want my money for my room…
救护车 …我还要赔偿 Ambulance. …and I want a reimbursement
我被毁掉的东西 你认真的？ for my shit that got ruined. Are you serious?
你别想拿回你的东西 You're not gonna get your shit back.
七块五！你什么都得不到 $7.50! You'll get nothing.
快来 帮帮我！医护人员 Come on. Help me! Paramedics.
太好了，你们来了 病人在哪里？ Good, you're here. Where's the patient at?
他在这儿 是他的胳膊 他流了很多血 He's in here. It's his arm. He's lost a lot of blood.
发生了什么？ What happened?
浴缸掉在他身上了 浴缸掉在他身上了？ Bathtub fell on him. Bathtub fell on him?
我感觉不到我的胳膊了 I can't feel my arm.
哟，吉米 来，你得帮我处理这条狗 Yo, Jimmy. Come on, you gotta help me with this dog.
我现在没人有空 我们得送它去兽医那里 I don't got nobody free. We gotta get him to the vet.
我现在没人有空 他是我的家人，伙计 I got nobody free right now. He's my family, man.
听着 就给我两块五，我马上走人 七块五就算了 Listen, now. Just give me the $2.50, and I'll get outta here. Forget the $7.50.
就给我两块五 我帮不了你 Just give me $2.50. I can't help you.
明天找老板 See the owner tomorrow.
小子 是你这破天花板 Kid. It's your shitty ceiling
在这破旅馆里 小子 哦！ in this crummy hotel. Kid. Oh!
我什么都不会给你 什么？ I ain't giving you nothing. What?
小子 来吧 就把狗送到兽医那里去 Kid. Come on. Just bring the dog to the vet.
我不能 我有工作 我有活儿干 I can't. I got work. I got a job.
我不能被解雇 你有工作？ I can't get fired. You got a job?
我给你双倍工资 不，我不能 我不能 I'll give you double what you're getting. No, I can't. I can't.
我给你三倍 来吧 I'll give you triple. Come on.
别激动 冷静 好的 Take it easy. Calm down. Okay.
好的，看那个包 看到椅子上的包了吗？ Okay, look in that bag. See the bag on the chair?
是的，打开那个包，好吗？打开 Yeah, go in that bag, okay? Open it up.
我给你上止血带 I'm gonna apply a tourniquet to you.
我现在要取下另一个止血带 I'm gonna remove the other tourniquet right now.
自己拿五十 是的 Take 50 for yourself. Yeah.
拿五十给兽医，好吗？ Bring 50 for the vet, okay?
有血喷出来了 We got blood squirting out.
兽医在第13街和第1大道 He's on 13th and 1st.
告诉他我一能过去就马上过去，好吗？ And tell him I'll be there as soon as I can get there, okay?
你要给这混蛋钱？ You're gonna give this motherfucker money?
他就是把浴缸掉在你身上的那个家伙 He's the one who fuckin' dropped the tub on ya.
我告诉过他别进他妈的浴缸 I told him not to get in the fuckin' bath.
真是好人啊，小子 Fucking mensch, kid.
担架准备好了吗？我们送他去贝尔维尤医院 Stretcher ready? We'll take him to Bellevue.
真是好人 Fucking mensch.
我们还能掉头 We can still turn around
送他去兽医那里 不 不 and take him to the vet. No. No.
五十美元足够了 什么比五十更好？一百 Fifty dollars is more than enough. You know what's better than 50? 100.
我们有一百就能大赚一笔 We can clean house with a hundred.
别贪心，你这该死的犹太人 Don't be greedy, you fucking Jew.
不，不 那是1500美元的罚单 是你给我看的 No, no. It's a $1,500 fine. You're the one that showed it to me.
顺便说一句，我们得连续两周每晚都这样干， By the way, we gotta do this every night for two weeks,
否则我就去不了日本 "我们"？哦，不，不，不 or else I can't go to Japan. "We"? Oh, no, no, no.
我不会因为你搞砸了就请两周假 I'm not taking two weeks off work 'cause you fucked up.
嘿 拿这个，小子 Hey. Take this, boy.
拿着这个 给你 好孩子 Take this. There you go. Good boy.
把这混蛋的项圈松一松，伙计 Loosen up the collar on this motherfucker, man.
好的 他听起来像个暖气片 All right. He sound like a radiator.
我们去打球， We're gonna go play,
回来路上送它去兽医那里 we'll drop him off at the vet on the way back.
对这家伙来说几个小时算什么？马蒂，我已经安排了客人，伙计 What's a couple of hours to this guy? Marty, I got rides set up, man.
嗯 摩西 Huh. Moses.
三号道 是你的 Lane three. That's you.
嗨，你好吗？需要帮忙吗？ Hi, how you doing? Could I help?
能给我个球道吗？ Can I get a lane?
可能要等半小时，40分钟 Probably gonna be a half hour, 40 minutes.
没关系 你可以等吗？ That's okay. You all right with that?
要租鞋吗？我待会儿再拿 You want shoes? I'll just grab 'em later.
结束了 完了 Done. Over.
真他妈可悲 付钱 Fucking pathetic. Pay up.
谁下一个？ Who wants next?
我能玩吗？嘿！我能玩吗？ Can I play? Hey! Can I play?
一美元一局 好的 It's a dollar a game. Okay.
你叫什么名字？塞思 What's your name? Seth.
我们先热身对打一下 Let's get a warm-up rally going.
不 要么下注要么闭嘴 我不免费玩 Nah. Put up or shut up. I don't play for free.
好吧 从没听过这规矩 All right. Never heard of that.
我握着球 他握着球 I'm holding. He's holding.
你握着球？为什么他握着球？ You're holding? Why is he holding?
你的球呢？我能相信你吗？ Have you got yours? Can I trust you?
相信我，可以的 Trust me, you can.
现在怎么样了？好的，塞思对罗杰 Where are we at? All right, Seth vs. Roger.
一美元一局 Dollar game.
我发球 I serve.
你在干什么？我都没看 What are you doing? I'm not even looking.
一比零 我都没在看 One-zip. I wasn't even looking.
不，你不能那样做 什么？ No, you can't do that. What?
你得让球落到另一边 You gotta let the ball hit the other side.
你不能用球拍接住 我的分 You can't catch it with your paddle. My point.
你在说什么？你不能那样做 What are you talking about? You can't do that.
你得让球从桌子上掉下来 You gotta let the ball fall off the table.
太荒谬了 你在作弊 That's ridiculous. You're cheating.
我作弊？是的，那叫作弊 I'm cheating? Yeah, that's called cheating.
你没遵守规则 好吧 算你得分 You're not following the rules. Fine. Take the point.
谢谢 把球给我 一比一 Thank you. Give me the ball. One-one.
操！ Fuck!
那球很接近 那球好球 好球 That was close. That was good. That was good.
哦 不，不，不，不，不 Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
不，不 算你的 No, no. Take it.
我本应该让你几分，伙计 I should have spotted you, like, five points, man.
你今天已经够难熬的了 留着吧 You've had a rough enough day already. Keep it.
谢谢你，兄弟 谢谢 Thank you, brother. Thank you.
没事 It's all good.
打得好 Good game.
好了，亚当 亚当，该你了 All right, Adam. Adam, let's go.
你想赌多少？我可以赌五毛钱 What do you want to put on? I can go 50 cents.
你有球吗？ You got a ball?
你鼻子怎么了？ What happened to your nose?
我有一个，我有一个 I got one, I got one.
有人坐车不给钱 Fare ran out on me.
什么车费？怎么了？ Fare from what? What happened?
我是出租车司机 从曼哈顿来的 I'm a taxi driver. From Manhattan.
曼哈顿？是的 Manhattan? Yeah.
那趟车费很贵，伙计 That's an expensive trip, man.
哦，是的 20，25美元 Oh, yeah. $20, $25.
嗯，出手阔绰的会给五块小费， Well, the high rollers tip five,
那就是五块小费 还有… so that's five in tips. And…
我他妈到了地方，那家伙掐住我的脖子， I fucking get to the spot, the guy chokes me out,
打我的后脑勺 没有 punching me in the back of the head. No.
抢了我的钱就跑他妈的没影了 Takes my money and run the fuck off.
追上那混蛋，然后，伙计… Caught up to the motherfucker, and, boy…
我把那混蛋打得屁滚尿流，伙计 I beat the brights off that motherfucker, man.
我拿走了他的东西 And I took what he had.
你拿走了他的东西？ You took what he had?
那当然！他妈的没错 Hell, yeah! You fucking damn right.
你加到你那卷钱里了？当然加了 You added that to your roll? Sure did.
加到我看你掏出来的那卷厚钱里了 To that fat roll I've seen you pulling out.
这是原则 他妈的原则！ It's principle. It's fucking principle!
我理解 我会把它藏好 I understand that. I would keep it hidden.
如果我是你，在这种地方我会把它收好 I would keep that down, if I were you, in this place.
不是每个人都像克里斯蒂安那么友好，我告诉你 Not everybody's as nice as Christian is, I'm telling you.
那就是我的意思 That's my point.
那边那个混蛋呢？ What about that asshole right there?
我不知道那他妈的是谁 I don't know who the fuck that guy is.
你不能那样发球 什么意思？ You can't serve like that. What do you mean?
我这样发球好几年了 I've been serving like that for years.
嘿，罗杰 罗杰 喂 太荒谬了 Hey, Roger. Roger. Hello. That's ridiculous.
再给我一分钟 我们的球道空出来了 Give me one more minute. Our lane is open.
球道可以等 没关系 不，我们现在就得去 The lane can wait. It's fine. No, we gotta go now.
他们会把球道让给别人 我现在在打球 They're gonna give it away. I'm playing now.
我等了一整晚要打保龄球 走吧 快点 I have been waiting all night to bowl. Let's go. Come on.
罗杰 我的分 Roger. My point.
看你让我做了什么 Look what you made me do.
我得走了 I gotta go.
你什么意思，你得走了？把美元还给我 What do you mean you gotta go? Give me my dollar back.
我们打到一半 We're in the middle of a game.
那你就弃权 把美元还给我 You forfeit the game, then. Give me my dollar.
把美元还给我！冷静 退后，退后 Give me my dollar back! Relax. Back up, back up.
他要退赛？你没打完比赛 He's gonna leave the game? You didn't finish the game.
好吧，那你来打 你来打 All right, then you play. Then you play.
我破产了，伙计 我把最后的十块都给他了 I'm broke, man. I gave him my last ten.
我跟你打 I'll play you.
哇，哇，哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
哦，哇 我不知道你们打乒乓球 Oh, wow. I didn't know you guys played table tennis.
拿出一美元 你有一美元吗？ Put up a dollar. Do you have a dollar?
去你的 赌五块 你没有五美元 Fuck you. Put up five. You don't have five dollars.
哦，哇 你肯定抢劫了谁 Oh, wow. You must have robbed someone.
用钱证明你的大话 Put your money where your mouth is.
为什么我不把我的老二塞进你嘴里？ Why don't I put my penis where your mouth is?
红衬衫，沃利和他妈的不管叫什么名字的那家伙 Red shirt, Wally and whatever the fuck his name is.
记作全中，宝贝 我马上回来 Mark it blank, baby. I'll be right back.
你去哪儿？ Where are you going?
我会记作全中的！ I will mark it blank!
这里怎么回事？ What's going on here?
那黑小子快输光他的钱了 The colored boy is about to lose all his money.
是的，输给这边这个混蛋 Yeah, to this asshole right here.
操！赛点 Fuck! Match point.
赛点 来了 沃利！加油！ Match point. Here we go. Wally! Come on!
别难过，沃利 上 Don't get upset though, Wally. Let's go.
耶！ Yeah!
擦边了 你他妈看到了 It grazed the edge. You fucking saw that.
没擦边 It didn't graze the edge.
球变向了 你看到了 没擦边 It changed. You saw that. It didn't graze the edge.
不，把我的钱给我 他妈的怎么回事？ No, give me my money. What the fuck?
把我的钱给我 这是扯… Give me my money. This is b--
把钱给我 把钱给我 Give me the money. Give me the money.
付钱给我 来吧 Pay me. Come on.
让我留五块钱加油钱 Let me hold five for gas money.
不 你不该用你没有的钱下注 No. You shouldn't bet with money you don't have.
我他妈怎么回家？走回去 How the fuck am I gonna get home? Walk.
就让他留五块吧 Just let him keep five.
不 你整晚都像个混蛋 No. You've been a dick all night.
把我的钱给我 别那么贪心 Give me my money. Just stop being greedy.
就给他五块钱让他回家！这太扯了！ Just give him five to get home! This is bullshit!
你他妈还在笑 去你妈的！ And you're fucking smiling. Fuck you!
把钱给我 把钱给我 Give me the money. Give me the money.
去你妈的 Fuck you.
哟，给他五块 我不想给 Yo, give him his five. I don't want to.
我他妈怎么回家？ How the fuck am I gonna get home?
这就是你胡说八道的下场 That's what happens when you talk shit.
不好受吧？操！ It stinks, doesn't it? Fuck!
哪里…罗杰在哪里？该死 Where's-Where's Roger? Shit.
是的，我找到了 是的，罗格！ Yeah, I got it. Yeah, Rog!
跟这个笨蛋打，赌他的加油钱 Play this numbnuts for his gas money.
你现在跟罗杰打，好吗？ You're gonna play Roger now, okay?
来吧，罗杰 来吧 Let's go, Roger. Let's go.
现在就打 你？ Let's go right now. You?
我不跟你打 你太厉害了 I won't play you. You're too good.
我让你四分 I'll spot you four points.
好吧 四十美元 Fine. Forty dollars.
四十美元？我没有四十美元 Forty dollars? I don't have forty dollars.
想要吗？要不要随你 我得走了 You want it? Take it or leave it. I gotta go.
四十美元 一，二，三… Forty dollars. One, two, three…
来吧，谁有现金？谁有现金？ Come on, who's got cash? Who's got cash?
我支持你 这是沃利队 来吧 I got you. It's Team Wally. Come on.
凑钱，凑钱 送他回家 来吧，来吧 Pitch in, pitch in. Let's get him home. Come on, come on.
谢谢大家 谢谢 Thank you, everybody. Thank you.
我们会送你回家的 我们会送你回家的 We're gonna get you home. We're gonna get you home.
很好 很好 没有？整排都没有？ Great. Great. Nothing? This whole row?
哟，我下个旁注 Yo, I'll put a side bet.
多少？ How much?
五美元 你没有更多了？ Five dollars. You don't got more than that?
十块 哦，你有点钱嘛 Ten. Ooh, you got a little bit of money.
谢谢 非常感谢 Thank you. Thanks so much.
一百七十四，175，176， One seventy-four, 175, 176,
177，178，179，180，181… 177, 178, 179, 180, 181…
181，182，183… 181, 182, 183…
老鼠回来了，宝贝 …184，185… The Mouse is back, baby. …184, 185…
耶！…186 Yeah! …186
老鼠回来了，宝贝！…187，192… The Mouse is back, baby! …187, 192…
哦，这是我的部分 …197，202，207… Oh, this is my part. …197, 202, 207…
你他妈在干什么？ What the fuck are you doing?
你疯了吗？ Are you out of your mind?
操 关门了 Fuck. It's closed.
我们去下一个镇子吧 下一个镇子？那鬼地方要20分钟 Let's just go to the next town. Next town? That shit is 20 minutes away.
看到我们做什么了吗？谁是好孩子？谁是好孩子？ You see what we do? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
400… 过来，宝贝 400… Come over here, baby.
…401，402，403… …401, 402, 403…
它的呼吸好多了 His breathing's a lot better.
我们可能不用给兽医钱了 We might not have to give the vet any money.
…407，408 …407, 408.
408 每人204 五五分 408. That's 204 each. That's 50-50.
给，给 好的 Here, here. Okay.
沃利，我在想 如果你现在把全部的钱给我， Wally, I was thinking. If you give me the full amount now,
等我从日本回来可以还你十倍 I can give you ten times that when I get back from Japan.
停，停 停，老鼠 不，不，什么意思？ Stop, stop. Stop, Mouse. No, no, what do you mean?
你不会像对其他人那样骗我吧 You're not gonna fuck me like you do everybody else.
你看到罚单了 你看到了 老鼠 You saw the fine. You saw it. Mouse.
我会带着十倍的钱回家 I'm gonna be coming home with ten times that.
我给你买个勋章 我他妈不想要什么勋章，老鼠 I'll buy you a medallion. I don't want no fucking medallion, Mouse.
我给你买辆新的出租车 别在这事儿上为难我 I'll buy you a new cab. Don't give me a hard time about this.
他在那儿！ There he is!
哦，操 Oh, fuck.
哦，操 马蒂 马蒂，我们走 上车 Oh, fuck. Marty. Marty, let's go. Get in the car.
好吧，让我来谈 上车！ Okay, just let me do the talking. Get in the car!
看是谁来了！我们收拾这个混蛋！ Look who it is! Let's get this motherfucker!
先生们 Gentlemen.
怎么回事？我们怎么样？ What's going on? How are we doing?
把钱还给我们！你在说什么？ Give us our money! What are you talking about?
我给这家伙加点油 看看这是谁 I'm giving this guy some gas. Look who it is.
别来这套！ Don't pull that shit!
你他妈骗了我们！我没骗任何人 You fucking hustled us! I didn't hustle anyone.
我知道你是谁！你是他妈的马蒂·毛瑟！ I know who you are! You're fuckin' Marty Mauser!
冷静！我不知道那是谁！ Relax! I don't know who that is!
罗杰！住手！停下！ Roger! Stop it! Stop!
不，放松 放松 放松 放松 No, relax. Relax. Relax. Relax.
从他妈的车里出来！ Out of the fucking car!
从他妈的车里滚出来，黑鬼！ Get out of the fucking car, nigger!
为什么我要… 滚出来！ Why I gotta be-Get the fuck out!
操！ Fuck!
马蒂，我们他妈快走！去你妈的！ Marty, let's fucking go! Fuck yourself!
快，快，快，快，快 Go, go, go, go, go.
沃利，小心！小心！杆子！ Wally, watch out! Watch out! The pole!
不！不！ No! No!
沃利，狗 那条狗，沃利 Wally, the dog. The dog, Wally.
去他妈的狗！我需要那条狗！ Fuck that dog! I need the dog!
去他妈的狗， Fuck the dog,
还有去你妈的，伙计！去你妈的！哦，不 不！ and fuck you, man! Fuck you, man! Oh, no. No!
他们会从我工资里扣钱的！ They'll take this out of my paycheck!
我的车完蛋了，伙计！我要丢了我他妈的工作了！ My car's fucked up, man! I'm gonna lose my fucking job!
我就只有这个了！有人指望着我呢！ This is all I got! I got people depending on me!
我有真正的责任！我也有责任 I got real responsibilities! I got responsibilities too.
不，你没有！你以为你他妈是… No, you don't! What the fuck you think--
非常感谢 谢谢你 Thank you so much. Thank you.
我会补偿你的 好吗？ I'm gonna make it up to you. All right?
别生我的气 好吗？ Don't be mad at me. Okay?
我给你买辆新的出租车 好吗？ I'm gonna get you a new cab. All right?
别担心 沃利，我爱你 Don't worry about it. Wally, I love you.
关我的门 Close my door.
嘿，马蒂 Hey, Marty.
嘿，泰德 嘿，马蒂 你好吗，伙计？ Hey, Ted. Hey, Marty. How you doing, man?
劳伦斯在这儿吗？对你失去亲人表示遗憾 Is Lawrence here? Sorry about your loss.
没事 劳伦斯今晚在这儿吗？ It's all right. Is Lawrence here tonight?
呃，是的 他在这附近 Uh, yeah. He's around here somewhere.
好的 好了 谢谢你 好的，好的 Okay. All right. Thank you. Yeah, yeah.
见到你真好，伙计 是的 Good to see you, man. Yep.
你最近怎么样？马蒂 How you been? Marty.
很高兴见到你 你好，马蒂 Nice to see you. Hello, Marty.
嘿，我今晚能在你的后屋过夜吗，拜托？ Hey, can I stay in your back room tonight, please?
嘿，嘿 你女朋友在后头，好吗？ Hey, hey. Got your girl in the back, okay?
她怀孕了 她真的很心烦 She pregnant. She real upset.
哦，天哪 好的 好吧 Oh, God. Okay. All right.
呃，让我去跟她谈谈， Uh, let me go talk to her,
但然后请务必找到我，别走开 but then please don't leave without finding me.
好的，我就在这儿 好的 好的 很高兴见到你 Yeah, I'll be here. Okay. All right. Nice to see you.
好的，见到你真好 好的 All right, good to see you. Okay.
嘿 你在这儿干嘛？ Hey. What are you doing here?
我不是有意打扰你 我知道你真的很忙 I don't mean to bother you. I know you're really busy.
你的脸怎么了？我真的没别的地方可去了 What the hell happened to your face? I didn't really have anywhere else to go.
让我看看 他就开始… Let me see. He just started…
他就开始对我大喊大叫 he just started yelling at me.
他非常生气，还在撕我的衣服 And he was really mad and he was ripping my clothes.
是他把你弄成这样的？他真的很吓人 He did this to you? He was really scaring me.
我只是不知道还能去哪儿 I just didn't know where else to go.
你生我的气了吗？ Are you mad at me?
瑞秋？ Rachel?
不，不是瑞秋 是我，马蒂 开门 No, it's not Rachel. It's Marty. Open the door.
好的 稍等 Yeah. Hang on.
你在这儿干嘛？ What are you doing here?
你真丢人 Shame on you.
嘿，迪翁 你好吗，伙计？我真的很感激 Hey, Dion. How you doing, man? I really appreciate this.
顺便介绍一下，这是我妹妹瑞秋 This is my sister Rachel, by the way.
瑞秋，这是我的哥们，我的生意伙伴，迪翁 Rachel, this is my buddy, my business partner, Dion.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
她住的地方被水淹了 Her place flooded.
她需要找个地方过夜 可以吗？ She needs a place to crash for the night. That's okay, right?
我不知道，伙计，这… I don't know, man, it's…
我知道，但我不能让她暴露在霉菌和孢子之类的东西里 I know, but I can't have her exposed to mold and spores and shit.
迪，拜托，她怀孕八个月了，好吗？ D, come on, she's eight months pregnant, all right?
拜托… Come on…
那可是我的外甥 That's my nephew.
我不该让人留宿的 I'm not supposed to have people over.
她家里情况很糟 我不能让她回那儿去 求你了 She's got a bad situation at home. I can't have her going back there. Please.
好吧 进来吧 你可以在这儿过夜 All right. Come on. You can spend the night.
你只需要在我父母明天回来之前离开 You just gotta be out of here by tomorrow before my parents get back.
好的 没问题 Okay. No problem.
我们应该好好利用我们在一起的时间 We should take advantage of the time we have together.
你知道，好好巩固一下我们的商业计划 You know, really firm up our business plan.
这样等你爸回来，就能看到我们多有条理了 That way, when your dad gets back, he sees how organized we are.
是的，他很不高兴 Yeah, he's pretty upset.
你给我们留下这么多库存，一走就是八个月 You left us with all of this inventory for eight months.
没关系 再过几周我拿下冠军 That's fine. In a few weeks I'll take the championship.
我们就又能回到正轨了 We'll be right back on track.
球就在这里边 真的？在哪儿？ Balls are right in here. Really? Where?
最上面的盒子里 The top box.
谢谢 Thanks.
哇 你搞定了橙色的？是的 Whoa. You did the orange? Yep.
你怎么搞定橙色的？ How'd you do the orange?
我联系了哈莱克斯公司的人 I contacted someone at Halex.
他们为我给赛璐珞上了色 They colored the celluloid for me.
怎么做的？用钱，宝贝 How? Money, baby.
我和我爸，我们相信你 Me and my pop, we believe in you.
我们投资了 这就是为什么他一直这么生气 We're invested. That's why he's been so mad.
来看看，瑞秋 Check it out, Rachel.
来，看看包装 Here, check out the packaging.
"至尊马蒂 马蒂·毛瑟官方冠军乒乓球 "Marty Supreme. The official Marty Mauser championship table tennis ball.
专业制造 橙色…" Professionally made. Orange…"
橙色球体？你想出来的？ Orange spheres? You came up with that?
是的 不错吧？ Yeah. Pretty good, right?
不错？迪翁，这真是…我惊呆了 Pretty good? Dion, this is… I'm stunned.
我惊呆了 I'm stunned.
还是手绘的 这是你画的？ Hand-drawn too. You drew this?
是的 太有灵感了 Yeah. It's inspired.
谢谢夸奖 I appreciate it.
我觉得你都不知道自己有多大能耐 I don't think you know what you're capable of.
看看这个 非常感谢 Check it out. Thanks a lot.
哇 Wow.
真的很不错 It's really nice.
这是你的房间？不，是我弟弟的 This is your room? No, it's my brother's.
你有个弟弟？你从没告诉过我你有个弟弟 You have a brother? You never told me you had a brother.
是个弟弟 他搬出去了 It's a younger brother. He moved out.
所以他房间空着？ So his room is free?
呃，是的 我先帮我妹妹安顿好 Uh, yeah. Let me get my sister situated.
我五分钟后过来找你 好的 I'll come find you in five minutes. Okay.
五分钟 Five minutes.
我真的很佩服，迪 I'm really impressed, D.
谢谢你 说真的 Thank you. Seriously.
特别的人 Special guy.
我把床给你弄舒服点，好吗？ Let me get the bed comfortable for you, all right?
那你现在要出去吗？ So are you gonna go out there now?
是的，我得想好明天的计划 Yeah, I gotta figure my plan out for tomorrow.
为什么？什么计划？ Why? Plan for what?
嗯，我需要理清头绪 Well, I need to get my head together.
怎么理清？ How so?
有个有钱人找我干份工作 我想我会联系他 This rich guy hit me up for a job. I think I'm gonna get in touch with him.
真的？是的 Really? Yeah.
什么工作？干什么的？不重要 只是为了去日本 A job for what? What job? It doesn't matter. Just to get to Japan.
为了冠军赛？是的 For the championship? Yeah.
哇 Wow.
我生活中的一切都在分崩离析，但我会想办法解决的 Everything in my life is falling apart, but I'm gonna figure it out.
你需要帮忙吗？我可以帮你 Do you need any help? I could help you.
不，没关系 没关系 我能做点什么吗？ No, it's all right. It's all right. Can I do anything?
你饿了吗？ Are you hungry?
不 你确定？ No. You sure?
呃，我就在另一个房间，好吗？ Uh, I'll just be in the other room, all right?
迪翁，我从没见过这样的东西 我跟你说过，伙计 Dion, I've never seen anything like this. I told you, man.
伙计，我们得好好叙叙旧 Man, we have to have a big catch-up
因为这是过去八个月发生在我身上最棒的事了 'cause this is the greatest thing that's happened to me in the last eight months.
谁能想到呢？哈莱克斯？ Who would've thought? Halex?
早上好 罗克韦尔墨水 Good morning. Rockwell Ink.
是的，你好，请帮我转接米尔顿·罗克韦尔，好吗？ Yes, hi, can I speak to Milton Rockwell, please?
他现在不在 需要留言吗？ He's not in at the moment. Can I take a message?
好的，预计他什么时候回来？ Okay, when are you expecting him?
嗯，他今天在外面工作 Well, he's working off-site today.
再说一遍，需要留言吗？天气很热 Again, can I take a message? It's hot.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
你能给我妹妹也做点吃的吗，等她醒了吃？ Can you make some for my sister for when she wakes up?
她会很饿的 喂？ She'll be really hungry. Hello?
你说在外面，在哪儿？ You said off-site where?
抱歉，我不能告诉你这个信息 I'm sorry, I can't give you that information.
你想留言还是不留？留 Would you like to leave a message or not? Yes.
你能替我向他道歉吗？ Can you apologize to him on my behalf?
我就是那位本该今早 I was the young gentleman that was supposed to have breakfast
和他共进早餐的年轻人 with him this morning.
我不清楚 是他儿子部队的 I'm not familiar. From his son's battalion.
抱歉，我…我对此一无所知 I'm sorry, I-I don't know anything about that.
我有一些他儿子的个人物品要交给他 I have some personal belongings of his son's I was supposed to give to him.
信件和纪念品之类的，但我搞砸了，睡过头了 Letters and mementos and such, but I messed up and I overslept.
我今天要离开镇子，但如果那样更方便的话，我可以邮寄给他 I'm leaving town today, but I could mail it to him if that's easier.
不，不，不 不？好吧 No, no, no. No? Okay.
这样吧，你试试打电话到莫罗斯科剧院 How about this, why don't you try giving a call over to the Morosco Theatre.
莫罗斯科剧院 The Morosco Theatre.
所以，我就像什么？我在干嘛？ So, I'm like what? What am I doing?
跑到这儿来破坏我的夜晚 Coming up here to wreck my night.
老实说，妈妈，我甚至不知道你会来这里 Honest, Mama, I didn't even know you were coming here.
我受够了你玩把戏 I'm through with you playing games.
我只是来找乐子的 I was just coming for a good time.
我听说这里是应召女郎聚集的地方 I heard this was where all the call girls gather.
我在这里努力重建我的生活 你不明白吗？ I'm trying to rebuild my life here. Don't you understand that?
更像是卖给出价最高的人 More like selling out to the highest bidder.
你没权利评判我，杰德 You've got no right to judge me, Jed.
我拼命争取才得到每一丝幸福 I fought tooth and nail for every shred of happiness
而我发现的时候你… 对，那你给了我什么？ I've ever found while you… Right, and what did you give to me?
你从未相信过我 一次都没有！ You never believed in me. Not once!
你想沉溺于自怜？好吧，杰德，这儿有个烤箱！ You wanna wallow in self-pity? Well, here's an oven, Jed!
阿尔玛！ Alma!
我没事，亨利 I'm all right, Henry.
给我们一点时间，拜托 我妈妈是个脏鸟 Just give us a minute, please. My mama is a dirty bird.
小心点，杰迪戴亚 Be careful now, Jedidiah.
你给她穿的那件漂亮裙子是唯一能掩盖她臭味的东西！ And that fancy dress you put her in is the only thing keeping in the stench!
不准你碰我的孩子 Don't you lay a hand on my child.
我-我很抱歉，呃… I-I'm sorry, uh…
妈妈，我做了什么？ Mama, what did I do?
走！快跑！ Go! Run!
门锁上了 哦，我的天 The door is locked. Oh, my God.
你一定是在开玩笑！ You've gotta be kidding me!
看在上帝的份上，谁给门上了插销？ For Christ's sake, did somebody put a latch on the door?
哦，天啊 我以为我们的节奏很好 Oh, God. I thought we had a good rhythm going.
节奏很好？在什么星球上那算好节奏 A good rhythm going? On what planet is that a good rhythm
如果你一个人在房间里？我在戏里 if you're alone in a room? I was in it.
就好像我根本不在场 在戏里？什么戏？ It's like I wasn't even there. In it? In what?
格伦，我一句话都插不上 我理解 我们会解决的 Glenn, I couldn't get a word out. I understand. We're gonna fix it.
这就是排练过程的目的 他妈的 That's what a rehearsal process is for. Fuck's sake.
顺便把这个去掉 大家休息五分钟 Let's lose this, by the way. Everybody take five.
帮我个忙，大家… Do me a favor, everybody…
得有人告诉他点什么 Somebody needs to tell him something.
不可能 不可能 It's impossible. Impossible.
你想喝点水吗？好的 Do you want some water? Yes.
我去给你拿点 天啊 Let me bring you some. God.
嘿，凯 Hey, Kay.
嘿，我是马蒂 Hey, it's Marty.
从伦敦来的 From London.
你在这儿干嘛？ What are you doing here?
嗯，我有个朋友在舞台工作人员工会 Well, I got a friend in the stagehands union.
我来给他送点东西 I was dropping something off for him.
你看了那段？是的，希望你不介意 You watched that? Yeah, I hope that's okay.
哦，天啊 Oh, God.
嘿，真不敢相信你又演戏了 Hey, I can't believe you're acting again.
那不是演戏 他不让我演 That wasn't acting. He won't let me act.
是啊，不，那看起来真令人沮丧 那家伙怎么回事？ Yeah, no, that looked frustrating. What's the deal with that guy?
别让我开始 Don't get me started.
是啊，你完全把他耍得团团转 Yeah, you were running circles around him.
我当然能 Of course I am.
是的 真是难以置信 Yeah. It was unbelievable.
他连续三天不睡觉 He stays up for three days in a row
因为他扮演的角色应该很疲倦 because his character is supposed to be tired.
真令人讨厌 哦，天啊 It's obnoxious. Oh, God.
如果他这么投入，为什么他要中断那场戏？ If he's so committed, why'd he stop the scene?
他为什么不把手砸穿屏幕， Why didn't he punch his hand through the screen,
从另一侧解锁？ unlock it from the other side?
对吧？我就会那么做 格伦！ Right? That's what I would've done. Glenn!
是的 格伦！ Yeah. Glenn!
好的 谢谢 是的 我需要和你谈谈 Yes. Thank you. Yes. I need to talk to you.
是的，什么事？什么？什么？什么？ Yes, what? What? What? What?
这孩子比他更理解这个角色 This kid understands the character better than he does.
你说什么？ Excuse me?
告诉他你刚才告诉我的 不，我不想说 Tell him what you just told me. No, I don't want to.
不，告诉他 No, tell him.
我只是说你好像并没有真正融入那场戏 I was just saying you didn't really seem like you were in the scene is all.
呃，这是谁？他是个无名小卒 这就是重点 Uh, who is this? He's nobody. That's the point.
还有，你知道，根据我的经验，只有小孩子才会这样拿刀 Also, you know, in my experience, only children hold a knife like this.
如果是认真的打斗，你应该这样拿刀， If it's a serious fight, you hold your knife like this,
刀刃对准你的手腕 这不是街头斗殴 with the blade square to your wrist. This is not a street fight.
好吧，如果你不追求真实感， Okay, well, if you're not going for realistic,
你不如加点花哨的动作 you might as well add a little flair.
像这样 Like that.
别闹了 对吧，凯？ Cut it out. Right, Kay?
好的 好吧，好的 谢谢指导 非常感谢 Okay. Yeah, okay. Thanks for the tutorial. Thank you very much.
非常感谢 我们今天只需要这些了 谢谢 Thank you very much indeed. That's all we need today. Thank you.
祝你好运，凯 祝你好运 把他弄出去！ Best of luck, Kay. Best of luck. Get him out!
我们不再需要你在这里了 非常感谢 We no longer require your presence. Thank you very much.
好吧，恕我直言… Well, with all due respect…
然而每套布景成本都超过5000美元 And yet every set cost more than $5,000.
我没法打个响指就让你的钱和你的妻子步调一致 I can't just snap my fingers and get your money and your wife into alignment.
我付钱给你就是为了让你说不 I pay you to say no.
她似乎认为这是全权委托 She seems to think that this is carte blanche.
我无法在这里创造奇迹 I can't just perform the impossible here.
如果你控制不了她，我会找别人来 If you can't control her, I will find someone else who can.
混蛋 Asshole.
罗克韦尔先生 罗克韦尔先生 Mr. Rockwell. Mr. Rockwell.
什么事？嘿 马蒂·毛瑟 很高兴见到你 What? Hey. Marty Mauser. Nice to see you.
你是不是打电话到我办公室说你是我儿子的朋友？ Did you call my office and say you're friends with my son?
是的 但是… 该死的！ Yes. But… Goddamn it!
我没有其他办法联系上你 求你了 I had no other way to get in touch with you. Please.
我想重新谈谈去日本的事 I wanna revisit our conversation about Japan.
我重新考虑过了，我想去 我觉得这是个好主意 I reconsidered it and I wanna do it. I think it's a great idea.
活动就在下周 我已经做了其他安排 The event's next week. I've made alternate plans.
什么其他安排？好吧，这本来是你的主意 What other plans? Okay, it was your idea.
这是个绝妙的主意 我们就谈两秒钟 It's a fantastic idea. Let's just have a conversation about this for two seconds.
你在干什么？嘿 嘿 罗克韦尔先生 What are you doing? Hey. Hey. Mr. Rockwell.
拜托，让我们都实际一点 Please, let's both be pragmatists about this.
暂时把你对我的个人看法放一边 Put your personal feelings about me aside for a second.
你我都知道我和远藤在一起会带来多大价值 You and I both know how much value I would add with Endo.
在他家乡的表演赛上？ In an exhibition on his home turf?
想象一下 我就像一根炸药 Imagine it. I'd be like a stick of dynamite.
无论你有什么计划，那个备选方案， Whatever you have planned, the alternative,
都会相形见绌 it's gonna pale in comparison.
请给我两分钟时间 Please give me two minutes.
我们有足够的共同点来解决这个问题 拜托！ We have enough common ground to figure this out. Please!
好吧，上车 真的？谢谢你 All right, get in the car. Really? Thank you.
汤米，我们走 Tommy, let's go.
嘿 嘿！嘿！ Hey. Hey! Hey!
嘿！ Hey!
你这个混蛋 主意是我出的！ You son of a bitch. I gave you the idea!
抱歉 斯通小姐想让你知道 I'm sorry. Miss Stone wanted to let you know
她很乐意和你共进午餐 that she'd love to have lunch with you.
斯通小姐？是的 Miss Stone? Yes.
天啊，我太迟了 My God, I'm so late.
来吧 你担心什么？ Come on. What do you care?
你是明星 感觉应该很棒，对吧？ You're the star. Gotta feel pretty good, right?
我是说，你当初为什么要停下来呢？ I mean, why'd you even stop in the first place?
我想要安稳，然后我怀孕了， I wanted security, and I got pregnant,
他给我施加压力，我就妥协了 and he pressured me, and I settled.
嗯，我是说，显然，你现在做的才是对的 Well, I mean, clearly, you're doing the right thing now
而且听起来他正在连本带利地偿还你 and it sounds like he's paying you back with interest.
谁？你丈夫 Who is? Your husband.
我是说，他资助了你整场演出，对吧？ I mean, he's funding your whole show, right?
你从哪里听来的？ Where'd you get that idea?
我在大厅里听到他抱怨这事 I overheard him complaining about it in the lobby.
抱怨？是的，关于成本 Complaining? Yeah, about the costs.
他可以滚蛋了 He can go fuck himself.
完全同意 你知道你应该怎么做吗， Completely. You know what you should do,
你应该榨干他每一分钱， you should leech him for every penny he's worth,
确立你作为全球最大明星的地位， assume your place as the biggest star on the planet,
然后你就在他自鸣得意的小脸上炫耀 and then you rub it in his smug little face.
谢谢你，但我真的不需要你给我人生建议 Thank you, but I'm really not looking for life advice from you.
不，我只是说你显然从一开始就不需要他 No, I'm just saying you clearly never needed him in the first place.
就像我，我从不接受任何人的帮助 Like with me, I'm never accepting anyone's help.
我必须完全靠自己 纯粹基于我自己的才华 I gotta do it completely on my own. Purely on the basis of my own talent.
否则，成功就不算数了 Otherwise it's, like, the success won't even count.
但那是我的想法 But that's just me.
是的，说起来当然容易 Yes, well, that's very easy to say.
嗯，说起来容易，但做起来肯定不容易 Well, it's easy to say but it's sure not easy to do.
我是说，你知道的 所以你才套现退出 I mean, you know that. That's why you cashed out.
让我问你件事 Let me ask you something.
你打这个小小的乒乓球能赚钱吗？ Do you make money at this little table tennis thing?
还没有 你有工作吗？ Not yet. Do you have a job?
没有 我是说，乒乓球就是我的工作 No. I mean, table tennis is my job.
你怎么生活？ How do you live?
我靠着自信生活 I live with the confidence
只要我相信自己，钱自然会来 that if I believe in myself, the money will follow.
说到底，我的奋斗甚至不是为了钱 Ultimately, my struggle isn't even about money.
你怎么付房租？我不付 How do you pay rent? I don't.
你在回避问题 不，我没有回避任何事 You're avoiding the question. No, I'm not avoiding anything.
你今天打算怎么吃东西？ How do you plan on eating food today?
老实说，你一走我就打算叫客房服务 Honestly, I was gonna order room service the second you leave.
很好 是啊 很好 Nice. Yeah. Nice.
如果你的整个梦想没有实现，你打算怎么办？ And what do you plan to do if this whole dream of yours doesn't work out?
那甚至不会进入我的意识 That doesn't even enter my consciousness.
好吧 也许你应该考虑一下 Okay. Well, maybe it should.
哇 Wow.
你听起来像我妈 无意冒犯 You sound like my mom. No offense.
而你听起来像个孩子 And you sound like a child.
哦，是吗？显然我已经够大了 Oh, yeah? Clearly I'm old enough.
你这是什么意思？ And what is that supposed to mean?
意思是我年纪够大，可以在你的酒店房间里干你 That I'm old enough to fuck you in your hotel room
在你华丽复出的中途 in the middle of your big comeback.
你真恶心 You're disgusting.
祝你演出成功 Break a leg.
不，我知道，但我当时不在镇上 No, I know, but I was out of town
所以我昨天才第一次收到它 so I only just received it yesterday for the first time.
听着，不去日本是不可能的 Well, look, not coming to Japan is not an option.
好的，那就让赛提先生知道，一张全额银行本票 Okay, well, just let Mr. Sethi know that a cashier's check in the full amount
已经在寄给他的路上了 正在邮寄中 is already on the way to him. It's in the mail.
不，那没问题，但是… No, that's fine, but just…
我不想对我的参赛有任何混淆 I don't want any confusion about my attendance.
我会去的 锦标赛开始时我会在场 I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there when the tournament starts.
我拿到了！是的！是的！是的！ I got it! Yes! Yes! Yes!
你觉得值多少钱？ How much do you think?
这不是真的 你什么意思，不是真的？ This is not real. What do you mean it's not real?
全是假的 这是从一个百万富翁脖子上拿下来的 Total fake. It came from the neck of a millionaire.
我看着它从她脖子上摘下来的 I saw it come off her neck.
我不管它是哪来的 完全是垃圾 I don't care where it came from. It's total garbage.
廉价首饰 廉价首饰？ Costume jewelry. Costume jewelry?
哦，操 Oh, fuck.
如果你愿意，我可以给你两块钱买下它 If you want, I can give you two bucks for it.
你好 嘿，迪翁 是我 Hello. Hey, Dion. It's me.
你好吗？ How are you doing?
嘿，你去哪儿了？你答应过我会给我一份经销商名单的 Hey, where have you been? You promised me we'd have a list of distributors.
我爸今晚落地 My dad lands tonight.
我现在回来，给你我全部的关注 I'll come back now and give you my undivided attention.
让我先跟我妹妹说句话 Let me just talk to my sister for a second.
瑞秋，马蒂来电话了 Rachel, Marty's on the phone.
嗨 你在哪儿？嗨，瑞秋，听着 Hi. Where are you? Hi, Rachel, listen.
我外套里有个狗项圈，好吗？ There's a dog collar in my jacket, okay?
我认识一个在新泽西丢狗的人 I know a guy who lost a dog out in New Jersey.
他会给一大笔酬金 He'll pay a big reward.
还有，前门旁边碗里有套车钥匙 Also, there's a set of car keys in a bowl by the front door.
你看到了吗？看到了 You see them? Yeah.
拿上车钥匙，确保别让迪翁看见你拿 Grab the keys, and make sure Dion doesn't see you do it.
嘿，迪翁 Hey, Dion.
你能去商店给我买点姜吗？ Can you go to the store and grab me some ginger?
我孕吐得很厉害 I'm having really bad morning sickness.
嗨 Hi.
抱歉，站关门了 Sorry, station's closed.
没关系 我们不是来加油的 That's okay. We're not looking for service.
你看到有条狗过来吗？ Did you see a dog come around here?
没有，我什么都没看见 你看见狗了吗？ Nah, I ain't seen nothing. You seen a dog?
它有这么高 什么时候丢的？ He's this tall. When did you lose it?
几天前 A few days ago.
克兰伯里那边有个收容所 往那边大约五英里 There's a pound down in Cranberry. About five miles that way.
也许去那里试试 我打过电话了 Maybe try there. I called there.
抱歉，帮不了你 好吧 Sorry, can't help you. Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
他们什么都没看到 They didn't see anything.
我们去试试那个地方 Let's go try that place.
你好 Hello.
你好？ Hello?
你去哪儿？我去后面看看 Where are you going? Just gonna check out back.
哦，见鬼 摩西 Oh, shit. Moses.
我们感谢全国各地的唱片制造商和艺术家 We're grateful to the record manufacturers and artists
… all over the country.
嘿，伙计 嘿 嘿，摩西 Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey, Moses.
我是马蒂 嘿，伙计 哦，操 It's Marty. Hey, buddy. Oh, fuck.
嘿，伙计 Hey, buddy.
摩西 摩西！ Moses. Moses!
嘿，伙计 冷静点 我们带你回家 Hey, buddy. Calm down. Let's get you home.
你想回家，对吧？我们回家 You wanna go home, right? Let's go home.
好的 嘿 不，不，不，不，不 Okay. Hey. No, no, no, no, no.
那是薄荷哈里斯 And that was Peppermint Harris
和他那伟大的唱片… and that great record of his…
但现在该收起旧的火铳了 But it's time to hang up the old blunderbuss for now.
记住，如果你想要任何… Remember, if you want any…
嗨，你好吗？需要帮忙吗？ Hi, how are you? Can I help you?
我们刚才在这附近找一条走失的狗 We were just searching the area for a lost dog.
"我们"？我丈夫和我 "We"? My husband and I.
几天前我们在加油站附近丢了狗 We lost our dog a couple of days ago out near the gas station
他们让我们来这里看看… and they told us to come and check over here…
因为你们是最近的房子 谁？ seeing that you're the closest house. Who?
谁？哪个加油站？ Who? Which gas station?
我不知道 嘿！ I don't know. Hey!
是那里工作的一个人 It was one of the guys that work there.
哦，伙计，你回来了我太兴奋了 他在那儿！ Oh, man, I'm so excited you're back. There he is!
我想你可能找到了我们的狗 你们是擅闯民宅 I think you might've found our dog. You're trespassing.
不 抱歉，我们不是故意的 我们听到后面有狗叫声 No. I'm sorry, that's not our intention. We heard barking in the back.
我不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
我的狗 你找到了 My dog. You found it.
我没找到任何狗 I didn't find any dog.
你确定吗？ Are you sure?
是的，我确定 你确定吗？ Yeah, I'm sure. Are you sure?
是的… Yeah…
我从你窗户看进去了 I looked through your window.
我看见我的狗了 你从我的窗户往里看？ I saw my dog. You were looking through my window?
我看了是件好事，对吧？ It was a good thing I did, right?
从我地盘上滚出去，不然我叫警察了 Get the hell off my property before I call the police.
我应该叫警察 I should call the police.
好的 你想凑近看看它吗？ Okay. You wanna get a closer look at him?
你想凑近看看？是的，拜托 You wanna closer look? Yes, please.
好的，好，好 我让你凑近看 Okay, good, good. I'll give you a closer look.
嘿！ Hey!
冷静点 Calm down.
我很冷静 I am calm.
如果我再看到你这犹太鬼脸… 你是认真的吗？ If I see your kike face… Are you serious?
…再往我窗户里看… 马蒂，上车！ …looking through my window again… Marty, get in the car!
你疯了吗？ Are you out of your mind?
…我就把它打飞 …I'm gonna shoot it off.
没必要那样 我们这就走 马蒂，上来！ There's no need for that. We're leaving. Marty, get in!
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
上车，马蒂！不！我需要那条狗！ Get in the car, Marty! No! I need the dog!
上车！下一枪就打你脸了 Get in the car! Next one's going to your face.
马蒂，快… Marty, get--
不，不，不，不！别开枪！别开枪！ No, no, no, no! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
瑞秋！帮帮我！ Rachel! Help me!
马蒂，上车！ Marty, get in the car!
快点，快点，快点 快！快！ Come on, come on, come on. Hurry! Hurry!
上来！上来！上来！ Get in! Get in! Get in!
直走，瑞秋 走，走！ Go, go, go straight, Rachel. Go, go!
直走！走！进玉米地！ Straight! Go! Go in the corn!
走，走，走，走，走，走，走 哦，我的天！哦，我的天！哦，我的天！ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
哦，不！ Oh, no!
喂？嗨 Hello? Hi.
嗨，你是不是… Hi, did you…
你是不是丢了一条叫摩西的狗？ Did you by any chance lose a dog named Moses?
是的，我丢了 怎么了？ Yeah, I did. Why?
哦，你丢了？太好了！因为我们刚找到它 Oh, you did? Amazing! 'Cause we just found him.
真的吗？是的，我找到了 For real? I did, yeah.
它怎么样？呼吸还好吗？你知道吗？ How is he? How's his breathing? You know what?
我们找到它的时候，它的呼吸有点浅 When we got him, his breathing was a little shallow.
钱的事 给我你的地址 The money. Give me your address.
我马上过来 I'm gonna come right now.
嗯，问题是 Well, that's the thing.
问题？什么意思？ The thing? What do you mean?
因为你知道在这种情况下… 'Cause you know in situations like these it's…
通常会给发现者一点酬金，不是吗？ it's kind of customary to give the person a reward, no?
是的，好吧 你心里想多少？ Yeah, fine. How much you have in mind?
太多了 太多了 不，说出来 他他妈的有钱 It's too much money. It's too much. No, say it. He's fucking loaded.
喂？告诉他 Hello? Tell him.
我在想这种事2000美元可能比较合理 I was thinking maybe $2,000 seems fair for this kind of a thing.
我觉得很合理 That seems pretty fair to me.
两千 你在开玩笑吧？ Two thousand. You're joking, right?
不，不 不是 那他妈太离谱了 No, no. No. That's fucking ridiculous.
听着，听着… Look, look…
我知道这真的不关你的事， I know it's really not your problem,
但我快生孩子了，而且，你看，我现在没有丈夫 but I'm about to have a baby, and, look, I got no husband right now.
我没有工作，这笔钱真的，真的能帮我大忙 I got no job, and this money would really, really help me.
而且，你知道，让我们做个好人… And, you know, let's be good people and…
你意识到我这狗是从收容所免费领的吧？ You realize I got that dog for free at the pound, right?
嗯，你这样想不太对 Well, that's kind of the wrong way to look at it.
哦，是吗？是的，是那样 Oh, really? Yeah, really.
那我该怎么看？ How am I supposed to look at it?
就比如说我打电话来不是为了狗的事 'Cause let's just say that I'm not calling about a dog.
假设我打电话是为了你母亲的事， Let's say that I'm calling about your mother,
我是医生，必须给你母亲做紧急手术 and I'm a doctor, and I gotta perform emergency surgery on her
否则她就会死 你会怎么做？ or she's gonna die. What are you gonna do?
因为你是免费得到你母亲的，就拒绝手术吗？ Refuse the surgery because you got your mother for free?
不！那太疯狂了 你会接受手术 No! That's crazy. You're gonna take the surgery
因为你爱你母亲 这是我听过最蠢的话 because you love your mother. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
那么我想你对爱一无所知 Well, then I guess you don't know anything about love.
好吧，算了 给我你的地址，好吗？我现在过来 All right, forget it. Give me your address, okay? I'll come now.
我把现金带给你 抱歉，不行 I'll bring you the cash. I'm sorry, but no.
不行？不行 No? No.
这真的不是你的错，而且你听起来是个很好的人 It's really not your fault, and you sound like a very nice person.
只是我过去被骗过太多次了， It's just I've been ripped off one too many times in the past,
我只是不愿意再让这种事发生在我身上了 and I'm just not willing to let that happen to me again.
所以，我们得想个办法先把钱给我 So, we're just gonna need to find a way to get me the money first.
你懂吗？是的 是的？ You know? Yeah. Yeah?
听我说，你这个蠢婊子 Listen to me, you fucking dumb bitch.
你一分钱都别想拿到… 你怎么回事？ You're not getting one red cent… What is wrong with you?
…除非我看到它 …without me laying eyes on him.
如果你真的不在乎… 你明白吗，姐们？ If you really don't give a shit about… You understand, sister?
…你免费得到的狗，那我把它捐给医学研究怎么样？ …your dog that you got for free, how about I donate him to medical science?
你会想要那样吗？我告诉过你这行不通 Would that be something you want? I told you this wasn't gonna work.
我早该知道的 我在干嘛？ I should have known better. What am I doing?
这是个馊主意 马蒂！ It was a terrible idea. Marty!
太蠢了 对不起，我… It was moronic. I'm sorry, I was--
对不起 我只是想试试看 I'm sorry. I was trying to give it a shot.
不是你的错 是很蠢 好了 冷静点 It's not your fault. It was stupid. All right. Calm down.
狗是什么颜色的？ What color is the dog?
为什么？谁在乎？棕色的 Why? Who cares? It's brown.
好的，因为我老板认识本地所有的繁殖者， Okay, because my boss knows all of the local breeders,
也许我们能找到一只看起来一样的， and maybe we can get one that looks the same,
主人就分辨不出来了 and the owner won't be able to tell the difference.
你觉得他会认不出他自己爱的狗吗？ You don't think he's gonna recognize his own dog that he loves?
我是说可能一开始认不出 我现在应该练习我的球技 I'm saying maybe not at first. I should be working on my game right now.
结果我却在一个二手车市场 Instead, I'm in a used car lot
糟蹋我的生活，打恶作剧电话 making a mockery of my life, doing prank calls.
你们在干嘛？嘿 你怎么还没睡？ What are you guys doing? Hey. What are you still doing up?
小声点 我爸妈在睡觉 Keep your voice down. My parents are sleeping.
我不知道他们回来了 我告诉过你他们回来了 I didn't know they were back. I told you they were back.
我爸的车在哪？在车库里 Where's my dad's car? It's in the garage.
你不会相信的，迪翁，等我告诉你我们今天经历了什么 You're not gonna believe, Dion, when I tell you the day that we had.
你骗了我 不，我没有 你在说什么？ You tricked me. No, I didn't. What are you talking about?
是的，你骗了，你个撒谎的婊子 哇哦 Yes, you did, you lying bitch. Whoa.
嘿，你嘴巴放干净点，你这个死胖子 Hey, you watch your mouth, you fat piece of shit.
别那样跟我说话 别那样跟他说话 Don't talk to me like that. Don't talk to him like that.
他是我在这世上最喜欢的人之一 He's one of my favorite people on the planet.
让他别那样跟我说话 别那样跟他说话 Tell him not to talk to me like that. Don't talk to her like that.
别那样跟他说话 小声点 Don't talk to him like that. Keep it down.
是我让她做的 如果不是我，她不会这么做 I'm the one that told her to do it. She wouldn't have if I didn't.
把车钥匙给我 好的，钥匙在这儿 好吗？ Give me the car keys. Okay, they're right here. Okay?
我们发生了点小剐蹭… 什么？ We got into a little fender bender… What?
…但会没事的 …but it's gonna be okay.
小损伤 我可以赔偿 怎么赔？什么时候赔？ It's minor damage. I can pay for it. How? When?
迪翁，现在很晚了 我们都该休息一下 Dion, it's very late right now. We should all get a little bit of rest.
我会在早餐时跟你父亲说清楚 I'll smooth it over with your father at breakfast.
他不会生气-你们不能留在这里！ He's not gonna get angry-You're not staying here!
我们没有别的地方可去 你们必须走 We got no other place to stay. You guys gotta go.
不 迪翁 我们必须留下 No. Dion. We have to stay.
我们无处可去…迪翁 别这样 不 嘘 We have nowhere-Dion. Stop it. No. Shh.
她怀孕八个月了 你疯了吗？ She's eight months pregnant. Are you out of your mind?
求你了我们能谈谈吗？小声点 Please can we just talk about it? Keep your voice down.
要把我们扔到大街上，在这深更半夜？ Gonna throw us out in the street in the dead of night?
是的，是的 我们无处可去 Yeah, yeah. We've got nowhere to go.
拿上你们的东西滚蛋 Get your shit and leave.
你知道我们今天经历了什么吗？ Do you have any idea what we've been through today?
我不跟你说话 I'm not talking to you.
你不跟我说话？ You're not talking to me?
现在你直接不跟我说话了，完了？ Now you're not talking to me, period?
难以置信 Unbelievable.
含着金汤匙出生一定很爽吧 Must be nice being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
同时，我们有些人却不得不为生计工作 Meanwhile, some of us have to work for a living.
你听过“工作”这个词吗？ You ever heard that word, "work"?
而不是整天在你房间里涂鸦？ Instead of doodling in your room all day?
把朋友扔到大街上… Throwing your friends out on the street…
你能别看我们吗？看看墙好吗？ Can you not stare at us? Can you look at the wall?
你让我发毛 You're creeping me out.
我们能去哪？因为… Where are we gonna go? Because…
对不起 你这里就有张床… 没关系 I'm sorry. You have a bed right here… It's okay.
…而我本来可以睡上面的 没关系 …and I could be sleeping on it. It's okay.
我怀着孩子呢 我怀着孩子呢 And I got a baby in me. I got a baby in me.
看看你在做什么？ See what you're doing?
你把一个孕妇扔在深更半夜的大街上 You're throwing a pregnant woman out in the dead of the night.
这会永远压在你的良心上 It's gonna live on your conscience forever.
你为什么要这样对自己？对不起 Why would you do this to yourself? I'm sorry.
能给我点时间跟她单独待会吗？安慰她一下， Can I have a moment with her, please? Just to comfort her,
和我妹妹私下待会，拜托？ in privacy with my sister, please?
让她小声点 我会试试，但我得让她平静下来 Keep her voice down. I'm gonna try, but I gotta calm her down.
抱歉 Sorry.
我不知道该怎么办 我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
演得真好 That was really good.
太棒了，瑞秋 谢谢 That was amazing, Rachel. Thank you.
演得太好了，可能管用 That was so good, it might work.
如果他赶我们走，我们去哪？现在他可能真的让我们留下了 Where are we gonna go if he kicks us out? He might actually let us stay now.
那段表演太精彩了 That acting was so brilliant.
你真哭了？没有 马蒂，你在干嘛？ Are you actually crying? No. Marty, what are you doing?
那是什么？什么？ What is that? What?
这是化妆品？ Is this makeup?
等等 Hold on.
等等 因为我可以解释 不是我的错 好吗？ Just wait. Because I can explain. It's not my fault. Okay?
别说话 No talking.
我没有选择，你知道吗？停 停，拜托 停下 I didn't have a choice, you know? Stop. Stop, please. Stop.
瑞秋，停下 我需要离开那里 Rachel, stop. I needed to get out.
看我多冷静？这不会持久的 是的 See how calm I am? It's not gonna last. Yeah.
滚出这里 Get the fuck out of here.
不 我觉得…滚出这里 No. What I think-Get the fuck out of here.
我觉得我们都该走因为… 停 I think that we should both go because… Stop.
这就是我妈会对我做的事 This is the kinda shit my mother would do to me.
你怎么能对我做这种事，我对你那么好？ How could you of all people do this to me, the way I treat you?
我怎么能对你做这种事？是的，知道我在经历什么？ How could I do this to you? Yes, knowing what I'm going through?
那你对我做的事呢？停 嘘 你在做什么… How about what you're doing to me? Stop. Shh. What are you doing…
你有哪怕一秒想过你对… Have you ever for one second thought about what you're doing--
停下 闭嘴吧，你这个自恋的混蛋 Stop. Shush yourself, you narcissistic prick.
别碰我！停下 你在干什么？ Don't touch me! Stop. What are you doing?
你会吵醒我爸妈的 闭嘴 够了，别再说你那该死的爸妈了 You're gonna wake my parents up. Shut up. Enough about your fucking parents.
你不是，都30岁了吗？ Aren't you, like, 30 years old?
你知道我再过四周就要生了吗？ You realize I'm due in four weeks?
我再过四周就要生了！那不是我的孩子 I am due in four weeks! It's not my baby.
而且，顺便说一句，是他的孩子 是他他妈的种 And it's his baby, by the way. It's his fucking baby.
那个他也撒谎了 He's lying about that too.
我家怎么回事？我只是叫了些朋友来，爸 What's going on in my house? I was just having some friends over, Dad.
老兄，你好吗？ Buddy, how are you?
嘿，明天一早我们还要和斯伯丁开个会 Hey, we have a meeting with Spalding first thing in the morning
谈至尊球样品的事 迪翁，得了吧 饶了我吧 for the Supreme samples. Dion, come on. Give me a break.
那永远不会发生 That's never gonna happen.
你拿了我儿子的钱 你在说什么？ You've taken my son's money. What are you talking about?
我不信 迪，你没看出来吗？ I don't believe it. D, don't you see what's happening?
难以置信 真他妈的… 你一直在骗我儿子 Unbelievable. Un-fucking… You're conning my son all along.
我没有骗你儿子 你拿走了他所有的钱 I am not conning your son. You're taking all his money.
我给了他意义 你只会给他钱 I give him meaning. All you do is give him money.
我给了他目标 你听我说！ I give him purpose. You listen to me!
他甚至他妈的都不敢看你，他怕你怕得要死 He won't even fucking look at you, he's so petrified of you.
我们怎么办，啊？你指望我们去哪？ What are we gonna do, huh? Where do you expect us to go?
你真的想让我睡大街？我怀孕了 You really want me to sleep on the street? I'm pregnant.
不，不，不 迪翁！迪翁！ No, no, no. Dion! Dion!
好吧，我得告诉你一件事，瑞秋 不是有意冒犯 All right, I gotta tell you something, Rachel. It's not intended to be mean.
我有目标 你没有 I have a purpose. You don't.
如果你认为那是种祝福，那并不是 If you think that's some sort of blessing, it's not.
这让我在生活中处于巨大的劣势 It puts me at a huge life disadvantage.
这意味着我有义务完成一件非常具体的事 It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through.
伴随这个义务而来的是牺牲，好吗？ And with that obligation comes sacrifice, okay?
我的人生是我所有不得不做出的选择的结果 My life is the product of all the choices I've had to make.
你的人生是… Your life is the product of…
我甚至不知道你的人生是什么的结果 I don't even know what your life is the product of.
你边走边编 你就是那种人 You're making it up as you go. That's the kind of person you are.
我不是那种人，好吗？ That's not the kind of person I am, okay?
你要为你做的糟糕决定负责 You're responsible for the shitty decisions you've made.
我从来没叫过你结婚，一次都没有 I never told you to get married, not once.
你不能把它们推到我身上 我明白 You cannot pawn them off onto me. I understand.
你在宠物店一年赚多少钱？ How much do you make a year at the pet store?
大约1200美元 About $1200.
好的，以防你忘了，我有一周时间要搞到1500美元， Okay, in case you forgot, I have a week to make $1500,
还不包括机票 not including air fare.
我现在需要集中精力，不分心 I need to focus right now, no distractions.
真的很抱歉 不，没关系 I'm really sorry. No, it's okay.
不用说，我现在没条件安定下来 It goes without saying, I'm in no position to settle down right now.
打消那个念头 我现在不会安定下来 好吗？ Get that out of your mind. I will not settle down right now. Okay?
如果你真的想离开艾拉，我不会抛弃你 If you're serious about leaving Ira, I will not abandon you.
作为你的朋友，我会帮助你 As your friend, I will help you.
我们会做调查，找个好的孕妇之家 We'll do the research, we'll find a great maternity home.
他们会收留你，确保孩子有个好家庭 They'll take you in, they'll ensure the baby's got a good family.
我们可以做…不？不行？ We could do a-No? No?
那就回家吧，瑞秋 回家吧 Then go home, Rachel. Just go home.
我该说什么？你会想出来的 回家吧，瑞秋 What am I gonna say? You'll figure it out. Go home, Rachel.
艾拉，醒醒 Ira, wake up.
孩子不是你的 It's not your baby.
蠢婊子，看着他妈的地面， Stupid bitch, look at the fucking ground,
像个蠢婊子一样 like a dumb fucking whore.
操 Fuck.
他妈的胡说八道 他妈的滚到那边去 Fucking bullshit. Fucking go over there.
站到墙角去 Stand in the fucking corner.
我要抽… 你想这样？ I'm gonna smack… You wanna do this?
那孩子会是个长着粉刺的流浪汉，就像他那该死的父亲 That baby's gonna be a pimple-faced bum just like its fucking father.
或者会是个妓女，就像她那该死的妓女母亲 Or it's gonna be a whore like its fucking whore mother.
马上开门！有人想睡觉！ Open up the door right now! There are people trying to sleep!
什么？ What?
停下！安静！嘿，瑞秋 是你新的婆婆 Stop this! Quiet! Hey, Rachel. It's your new mother-in-law.
艾拉！别那样跟她说话！对不起 嘿，恭喜，毛瑟太太 Ira! Don't say that to her! I'm sorry. Hey, congratulations, Mrs. Mauser.
你要当奶奶了 什么？ You're gonna be a grandmother. What?
给，她现在是你的事了 给，拿走她的东西 Here, she's your problem now. Here, take her shit.
瑞秋，你需要帮助吗？ Rachel, do you need help?
够了 对不起 你需要帮助吗，亲爱的？ That's enough. I'm sorry. Do you need help, honey?
不，我没事 大家回去睡觉吧 是的，好极了 她真抱歉 No, I'm okay. Everyone, go back to bed. Yeah, great. She's so sorry.
你是瑞秋吗？你是埃兹拉？ Are you Rachel? You're Ezra?
他在哪？把钱给我，我就带他出来 Where is he? Give me the money and I'll bring him out.
钱？除非我看到我的狗，否则你一分钱都拿不到 Money? You ain't getting a nickel unless I see my dog.
你听着，我不是一个人，好吗？我周围都有人看着 Just so you know, I'm not alone, okay? I got people watching all around me.
我他妈才不管谁在看 I don't give a shit who's watching.
我只是告诉你我现在很受保护，以防你想耍花样 I'm letting you know I'm very protected right now in case you try anything.
什么？好吧，你想要你的狗吗？ What? Okay, do you want your dog?
我有你的狗 I have your dog.
你在干什么？我不要那个项圈 What are you doing? I don't want that collar.
我要项圈里面的东西 让我看看钱 I want what's inside the collar. Show me the money.
如果我没有你的狗，我会有这个吗？不会 Would I have this if I didn't have your dog? No.
所以让我看看钱，我就去把它带给你 So show me the money, and I'll go and get him for you.
快点 快点！ Come on. Come on!
你不知道你在跟谁玩，女孩 好吗？ You don't know who you're playing with, girl. Okay?
钱在这儿 我他妈不在乎 Here's the money. I don't fucking care.
让我看看信封里有什么 Show me what's inside the envelope.
我怎么知道里面有没有东西？ How am I supposed to know there's anything in there?
给，你想看？给，看 好吗？是的 很好 Here, you wanna see? Here, look. Okay? Yes. Great.
你去哪儿，女孩？她到底有没有狗？ Where you going, girl? Does she have the dog or what?
鬼才知道 Who the fuck knows?
好的 Okay.
是的，布拉尼石酒吧 嗨，是我 Yeah, Blarney Stone. Hi, it's me.
"我"是谁？ Who's "me"?
是的，谢谢你 现在可以把狗带出来了 Yeah, thank you. You can bring the dog out now.
是你丢的狗？"马上就回来"是怎么回事？ You're the one that left the dog? What happened to "coming right back"?
我们准备好了，你可以把它带出来 We're ready, so you can walk him outside.
那玩意儿在地板上撒尿了 好的 待会见 The thing's pissed all over the floor. Okay. I'll see you soon.
怎么回事？听我说一会儿，好吗？ What's going on? Listen to me for a second, okay?
看 就在那边 好吗？ Look. Right over there. Okay?
绿色的遮阳篷 The green awning.
我朋友一会儿会带着狗出来 My friend's gonna come out in a second with the dog.
你一把钱给我，我就打电话说我们两清了，好吗？ Once you give me the money, I'm gonna call and say we're squared up, okay?
看，他带着狗出来了 我告诉过你 Look, there he is right now with the dog. I told you.
所以把钱给我 So hand me the money.
去你的 Fuck you.
嘿！嘿，把钱给我 Hey! Hey, give me my money.
那… 嘿！ What about… Hey!
小偷！拦住那两个人 Thief! Stop those two.
他们拿走了我的钱包 嘿 They took my wallet. Hey.
拦住他们！ Stop them!
你去哪？嘿 Where you going? Hey.
放开我 来吧 Get off of me. Come on.
嘿，还有他！那个打石膏的！ Hey, him too! Him with the cast!
打石膏那个 With the cast.
你想从一个孕妇那里偷东西，你在干什么？ What are you doing trying to steal from a pregnant woman?
该死 嘿，警察！ Shit. Hey, police!
这他妈是什么，伙计？ What the fuck is this, man?
那不是摩西 嘿 That's not Moses. Hey.
那不是我的狗 That's not my dog.
哟，我出来了 那位女士让我来这里的 Yo, I'm out here. The lady said to come here.
他妈的跟我玩游戏？离远点 嘿！ Fucking playing games with me? Stay away. Hey!
他妈的跟我玩游戏？啊？ Fucking playing games with me? Huh?
你他妈的跟我玩什么把戏？ What kind of fucking shit you playing with me?
嘿，放开我 退后，伙计 嘿，冷静点 该死 Hey, get the fuck off me. Back up, man. Hey, calm down. Shit.
该死 站住 Shit. Stop there.
谁来帮帮她！ Someone help her!
有人！救命！抓住你了，你这个婊子！ Somebody! Help! I got you, you fucking bitch!
嘿！住手！ Hey! Stop!
什么事？ What is it?
嘿，你好吗？你在这儿干嘛？ Hey, how are you doing? What are you doing here?
十二点半了 我在想你想不想去吃午饭 It's 12:30. I was wondering if you wanted to get lunch.
不可能 我今晚有演出开幕 It's out of the question. I have a show opening tonight.
我能把你偷走一小时吗？不行 Well, can I steal you away for an hour? No.
我能跟你谈一下吗？拜托 我很忙 Can I talk to you for a second? Please. I'm very busy.
拜托，就一会儿 Please, it'll just take a second.
呃… Um…
我有点紧张，不知道怎么跟你说 什么？ I feel kind of nervous telling you this. What?
好吧，呃，我从你这偷了这个，好吗？ All right, uh, I stole this from you, okay?
我想把它还给你 好吗？ And I want to return it. All right?
对不起 我原本计划卖掉它，再也不见你 I'm sorry. My plan was to sell it and never see you again.
但我无法停止想你，而且我不能偷你的东西 But I can't stop thinking about you, and I can't steal from you.
嗯 Mmm.
你知道那是廉价首饰吧？ You know that's costume jewelry, right?
这是廉价首饰？我是个白痴 剧组道具 This is costume jewelry? I'm an idiot. From the production.
全靠自己那套说辞去哪了？那番演讲呢？ What happened to doing it all on your own? Where did that speech go?
我知道，我完全是在胡说八道，好吗？ I know, I'm completely full of shit, okay?
我处境艰难，我偷了你的东西因为我需要钱， I was in a tight spot, and I stole from you cause I needed some money,
这是不对的 and it was wrong.
我破产了 I'm broke.
你看，我没有任何资源 Look, I got no resources.
我下周在日本有锦标赛 我没法去 I got the championship next week in Japan. I got no way to get there.
我别无选择 没人为我着想，凯 I got no options. I got no one looking out for me, Kay.
这不是你的问题 所以我来归还它，好吗？ Which isn't your problem. Which is why I'm returning it, okay?
你知道我怎么想吗？什么？ You know what I think? What?
我认为你去卖那个，结果发现是垃圾 I think you went to sell that and discovered it was junk.
不 No.
现在你带着这个荒谬的策略出现在这里 And now you've shown up here with this ridiculous strategy
想让我同情你，打开我的钱包 to get me to have some sympathy and open my wallet.
太荒谬了 你以为我会那样侮辱你的智商吗？ That's absurd. You think I would insult your intelligence like that?
你要继续吗？继续什么？ Are you gonna keep going? Keep going what?
你要继续这样下去吗？只是做我自己 Are you gonna keep on with this? Just being myself.
你在满口谎言 我没有 这就是我 You're lying through your teeth. I'm not. It's me being me.
真可悲 这就是你？我在告诉你真相 This is pathetic. You're being you? I am telling you the truth.
我偷了你的东西然后我感到内疚， I stole from you and then I feel bad about it,
所以我想弥补 你在浪费精力 我不在乎 so I'm trying to make amends. You're wasting your energy. I don't care.
换了我也会偷我自己的 I would have stolen from me too.
凯 Kay.
嗨 看来我打扰到你们了 Hi. Looks like I'm interrupting something.
不，不 完全没有 No, no. Not at all.
这是马丁，我朋友卡罗尔的儿子 他正要走 This is Martin, my friend Carol's son. He was just leaving.
这是默尔，我的公关 你好 This is Merle, my publicist. Hello.
马丁想当演员，但不幸的是他不太行 Martin would like to be an actor, but unfortunately he's not very good.
啊，好吧，你知道， Ah, well, you know,
百老汇也需要引座员 座位安排怎么样了？ Broadway needs ushers too. So what's happening with the seating?
我跟米尔顿谈过了 他会派他所有的员工来 I spoke to Milton. He's sending all of his employees.
就像强制性的 公司命令 It's like a mandate. Like, a company mandate.
这应该让我高兴吗？ This is supposed to make me happy?
嗯，我是说，满座了 这不是目的吗？ Well, I mean, it's a full house. Isn't that the point?
满座的都是白痴 不，不 你有… Full of fucking morons. No, no. You got some--
弗雷德·阿斯泰尔要来 好吧，我不打扰你们了… Fred Astaire is coming. Okay, I'm gonna get out your hair…
不 务必给他一张今晚的票 No. Make sure you give him a ticket for tonight.
真的？是的 Really? Yeah.
哦 年轻人，你可是要享受一顿大餐了 Oh. You are in for such a treat, young man.
当你看到这位女士表演时， When you see this lady act,
你会感觉像被吸尘器吸了一样爽 you're gonna feel like you got your cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner.
默尔！她脸红了 看见没？ Merle! She's blushing. See her?
什么？ What?
滚回你的臭座位去 Take your stinking seat.
搞什么鬼？ What the hell?
你他妈疯了吗？ Have you lost your damned mind?
杰德 我在跟你说话 Jed. I'm talking to you.
我只是在练习瞄准，妈妈 I was just practicing my aim, Mama.
你总是说瞄准星星 You always said to shoot for the stars.
嘿 Hey.
来 Come.
对不起我迟到了 我脱不开身 I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't get away.
哦，我打赌是 他对我纠缠不休 Oh, I bet. He was all over me.
你今晚太棒了 简直难以置信 You were incredible tonight. That was unbelievable.
我有东西给你 给我？ I have something for you. For me?
转身 Turn around.
每年我丈夫都会在结婚纪念日送我一件珠宝 Every year my husband gives me a piece of jewelry for our anniversary.
我有25件 每年一件，代表一年的痛苦 I have 25 of them. One for each year of misery.
这应该够支付你的旅行费，还有剩余 That should cover your trip and then some.
戴着它让我感觉糟透了 Wearing it makes me feel like shit.
哦，见鬼 停，停，停 Oh, shit. Stop, stop, stop.
停下 Stop.
嘿！嘿，你在干什么？ Hey! Hey, what are you doing?
该死 哦，天啊 起来！ Shit. Oh, God. Get up!
躺着别动 站起来，我看到你了 Lay still. Stand up, I see you.
等我口令，就跑 一，二，三 起来 When I tell you, run. One, two, three. Get up.
快 跑 嘿！ Come on. Go. Hey!
乔伊，拦住他们！ Joey, stop them!
快点 快点 快点 Come on. Come on. Come on.
嘿 嘿 你们要去哪？你们在这儿干嘛？ Hey. Hey. Where are you guys going? What are you guys doing here?
没什么 不，不，不 Nothing. No, no, no.
让我看看你们的双手 铐上他 Let me see both of your hands. Cuff him.
哦，我的天 我们只是… 我们什么都没做 Oh, my God. We were just… We didn't do anything.
放我们一马吧 我们在草地上找她的耳环 Give us a break. We were looking for her earrings in the grass.
我的耳环掉了 我们在找我的耳环 My earring came off. We were looking for my earring.
看起来你两只耳朵都戴着耳环啊 It looks like you've got two earrings in your ears there.
不是这只耳环 还有… 之前 还有一只耳环 Not this earring. There was… From before. There was another earring.
白天还有一对耳环 There's another pair of earrings from earlier in the day.
我认出你了 I recognize you.
哦，天啊 哦，天啊 你是凯·斯通 Oh, God. Oh, God. You're Kay Stone.
是的 我完全知道你是谁 这不是真的 Yes. I know exactly who you are. This is not happening.
让我看看你的手 你是认真的吗？ Let me see your hands. Are you serious?
听着，我会回家， You know, I will go home,
拿我的钱包，给你们一些现金 and I'll get my wallet, and I will get you some cash
因为我们给你们添麻烦了 because we've put you out.
拜托，警官 她要回家拿钱包 然后给你现金 Please, officer. She's gonna go home and get her wallet. And give you cash.
有身份证吗？没有 没有身份证 Got ID? No. No ID.
铐上她 不，拜托 Cuff her. No, please.
没身份证，是吧？看看 拜托，拜托 不，不，不 No ID, huh? Let's see. Please, please. No, no, no.
拜托，能让我回家吗？来吧 Please, will you just let me go home? Come on.
我保证 I'll give you my word.
哇，看这里 真是条好项链 Wow, lookie here. That's a really nice necklace.
拿走 拿走 是你的了 Take it. Take it. It's yours.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
你能再给我拿一条项链吗？ Do you think you could grab me another necklace?
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious?
你说它们对你毫无意义 就几分钟的事 You said they mean nothing to you. It'd just take you a couple of minutes.
我刚离开半小时 我不能上去马上又下来 I was just gone for half an hour. I can't go up and come right back down.
我妈妈在上面 为了警官们，你会去拿的吧 My mother is up there. You'd do that for the police officers.
哦，我的天 我的头发 我在大厅等 Oh, my God. My hair. I'll wait in the hall.
不，你不能等 No, you will not.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait.
好了 There.
你真美 You look beautiful.
拜托，你有25条呢 Please, you have 25 of them.
好吧！ Fine!
待在这儿 明白吗？我待在这儿 好的 Stay here. Do you understand me? I'll stay here. Okay.
别动 好的 Do not move. Okay.
该死 Shit.
你好 很高兴见到你 Hello. Lovely to see you.
大卫，你好吗？很好 你呢？ David, how are you? Good. How are you?
你他妈的跑哪去了？ Where the fuck have you been?
我需要一个人待会儿 有问题吗？ I needed a moment to myself. Is that a problem?
我不知道我还需要请假条 I didn't realize I needed a permission slip.
我为你安排了这一切，你却让我像个白痴 I put this whole thing on for you and you're making me look like an idiot.
天啊 God.
听着 默尔现在正跟《纽约时报》通电话 Look. Merle's on the phone right now with The New York Times.
什么？ What?
他有个印刷工会把评论念出来 He's got a printer who's gonna read the review.
天啊 My God.
还是你不在乎？我找到他了！我找到他了！ Or do you not care? I got him! I have him!
哦，我的天 好的 来，来，来！ Oh, my God. Okay. Come, come, come!
来了！ Coming!
快点，他有评论！我来了 Hurry, he has the review! I'm coming.
评论！ The review!
快点，快点，快点，快点 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
快点，快点 好的 Come on, come on. Okay.
拉乌尔，凯 Raoul, Kay.
好的 标题，"凯·斯通归来"，作者罗伯特… Okay. Title, "Kay Stone Returns" by Robert…
晚安 门开着 大家都下来了 Have a good night. Leave it open. Everyone's coming down.
是吗？哦，是的 Are they? Oh, yeah.
派对结束了 Party's over.
晚安 Good night.
派对结束了 The party's over.
他们让我们离开 什么意思？我们刚到 They're asking us to leave. What do you mean? We just got here.
他们应该在门口拦住我们 为什么放我们进来？ They should've stopped us at the door. Why'd they let us in?
打扰一下 你知道凯在哪儿吗？ Excuse me. Do you know where Kay is?
她在楼上卧室里 好的 She's upstairs in her bedroom. Okay.
嗨 凯在里面吗？ Hi. Is Kay in there?
现在不是时候 This is not a good time.
好的，但我能跟她说话吗？ Okay, but can I just speak to her?
我说了，真的不是时候 As I said, it's really not a good time.
年底的时候，如果那家伙让你赚了钱，你就留着他 At the end of the year, if the guy made you money, you keep him.
如果没有，就把那混蛋踢走 And if not, you throw the bum out.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
嗨 你开玩笑吧 Hi. You gotta be kidding me.
抱歉打扰你家 你怎么进我家的？ I'm sorry to disturb you in your home. How did you get in my house?
请再给我一次机会 我跪下来求你 Please give me another chance. I am on my hands and knees.
我需要去日本，我需要1500美元才能参加锦标赛 I need a ride to Japan and I need $1,500 so I can compete in the championship.
我非常、非常需要这份工作 I need this job very, very badly.
我求你了 I'm begging you.
我为你工作，你怎么说都行 我会输 I'll work for you however you want. I will lose.
我不会有任何个人观点，只为让你的活动成功 I'll have no personal point of view apart from making your event a success.
马蒂，人生没有第二次机会 Marty, there are no second chances in life.
为什么不行？我给了你工作，你拒绝了！ Why not? I offered you the job and you said no!
我知道，因为我很冲动 我很后悔 I know, because I was impulsive. And I regret it.
还有呢？ And?
而且我粗鲁又自负 And I was rude and overconfident.
而且我傲慢，态度恶劣 And I was cocky, and I copped an attitude.
还有呢？ And?
不会再发生了 对不起 And it won't happen again. I'm sorry.
请再给我一次机会，罗克韦尔先生 Please just give me another chance, Mr. Rockwell.
我把我的命运交给你了 我什么都愿意做 I'm throwing myself at your mercy. I'll do whatever you want.
你们觉得呢？该不该给这小混蛋第二次机会？ What do you guys think? Should I give this little asshole a second chance?
是的，拜托！别问我 Yes, please! Don't ask me.
你不知道这对我有多重要 求你了 我恳求你 You don't know how important this is to me. Please. I'm begging you.
就让我搭你的飞机，让我跟你一起去 Just let me go on your plane, and let me join you there.
求你了，我在你面前卑躬屈膝 Please, I'm humbling myself before you.
你让我恶心 对不起 You're making me sick. I'm sorry.
站起来！好的 好吧 Stand up! Okay. All right.
求你了 好吗？我什么都愿意做 Please. Okay? I'll do anything.
什么都愿意？是的 什么都愿意 Anything? Yes. Anything.
好的 Okay.
沿着走廊走 右边第二个门是我的办公室 Go down the hall. Second door on the right is my office.
把球拍拿过来 Grab the paddle and bring it back here.
这比那出戏还戏剧化 This is more dramatic than the play.
好的 确实 Okay. That's true.
哦，马蒂 把球拍给我 Oh, Marty. Give me the paddle.
所以我想让你这么做 So here's what I want you to do.
我想让你趴在那把椅子上，把裤子脱了 I want you to bend over that chair and drop your pants.
你是认真的吗？ Are you for real?
你一直是个坏孩子 现在你要被打屁股了 You've been a really bad boy. Now you're gonna get a spanking.
得了吧 你是认真的？ Come on. Are you serious?
你想去日本，不是吗？ You wanna get to Japan, don't you?
是的，我想去日本 但这是你想要的？ Yeah, I wanna go to Japan. But this is what you want?
这就是代价 现在趴下 That's what it's gonna take. Now bend over.
好的，那么说清楚， Okay, so to be clear,
你会带我去日本，然后给我报酬吗？ you're gonna bring me to Japan and then you're gonna compensate me?
明早8点30分，拉瓜迪亚机场 我们去日本 Tomorrow morning, 8:30, LaGuardia. We're on our way to Japan.
我需要机票吗？我有飞机 Do I need a ticket? I own the plane.
我怎么知道你会遵守约定？ How do I know you're gonna honor this?
你不知道 因为你在这里没有权力 You don't. Because you have no power here.
现在趴下 Now bend over.
把手放在这儿 我要一个漂亮的弧度 Put your hands over here. I want a nice arc.
开始吧 Let's go.
哦，我的天 Oh, my God.
好的，我准备好了 Okay, I'm ready.
这一下是为了我儿子 This one is for my son.
好的 Okay.
这一下是为了我 This one is for me.
天啊！ God!
现在是加分赛 Now the bonus round.
漂亮的球拍 一面是木的，另一面是泡沫的 Beautiful paddle. One side's wood and the other is foam.
嘿，马蒂，你好吗？嘿，泰德 嘿，劳伦斯 Hey, Marty, how you doin'? Hey, Ted. Hey, Lawrence.
啊，该死 嘿，伙计 你好吗？ Aw, damn. Hey, man. How you doin'?
我今晚能在后屋过夜吗？ You think I could stay in the back room tonight?
哇，伙计 今晚布莱恩住那儿 Wow, man. I got Brian staying there tonight.
我会让你住家里，伙计，但我老婆不让 I would let you stay at the house, man, but the wife ain't havin' it.
我就待到我的航班起飞 I'm just gonna hang around until my flight.
你去哪？ Where you goin'?
去日本 明天早上8点 Going to Japan. Tomorrow morning, 8:00 a.m.
哦，耶！我的伙计！ Oh, yeah! My man!
哟，你要走了！拿到钱了 是的，是的，是的 Yo, you goin'! You got that money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
为你高兴，伙计 Good for you, man.
你看起来甚至都不兴奋 You ain't even look like you excited.
不，我…我很好 我很好 No, I'm-I'm good. I'm good.
你那个朋友沃利，他在等你 You know your boy back there, Wally, he's been waitin' on you.
沃利在这儿？沃利，是的 Wally's here? Wally, yeah.
他看起来怎么样？沃利很好 他很酷，伙计 How'd he seem? Wally's good. He cool, man.
他在后面什么地方 He's back there somewhere.
他相信你 他有一美元 她有一美元 He believes in you. He has a dollar. She has a dollar.
嘿 你好吗？ Hey. How you doing?
哦，哇！你好吗？很高兴见到你！ Oh, wow! How you doing? Nice to see you!
我一直在试着联系你 I've been trying to get in touch with you.
哦，真的吗？是的 你的狗怎么样？摩西怎么样了？ Oh, really? Yeah. How's your dog? How's Moses doing?
别废话了行吗？ You wanna cut the bullshit?
没废话 我是真心关心它 No bullshit. I'm genuinely concerned about him.
马蒂 你没事吧，伙计？是的，我没事 Marty. You good, man? Yeah, I'm good.
现在，听我说 听 听 听 Now, listen to me. Listen. Listen. Listen.
你女朋友在楼下车里 她在等你 I got your girl downstairs in the car. She's waiting for you.
你他妈的告诉我什么？你抓了瑞秋？ What the fuck are you telling me? You got Rachel?
是的 Yeah.
她告诉我我的狗在新泽西某处 你有地址 She told me my dog's in Jersey somewhere. And you got the address.
好的 我们走 Okay. Let's go.
好的 好吧 让我，呃… Okay. All right. Let me, uh…
呃，好吧，让我就… Um, okay, let me just…
给我两秒钟 我就想跟我朋友说句话 Give me two seconds. I just wanna say one thing to my friend.
给你两秒，行，但我不会等在这里 Give you two seconds, yeah, but I'm not gonna be here.
你会在哪？我会在哪？ Where you gonna be? Where am I gonna be?
我会在楼下用锤子砸你女朋友的肚子 I'm gonna be downstairs taking a hammer to your girl's stomach.
我会在那 That's where I'm gonna be.
好的 好吧 好吧 Okay. All right. All right.
哟，老鼠！ Yo, Mouse!
走吧 我们走 好的 Come on. Let's go. Okay.
我拿走了我们父母留给我们的大部分钱，他的那份 Well, I took most of his share of the money that our parents left us.
你花了你弟弟的钱？是的，我花了 You spent your brother's money? Yes, I did.
是的，你爱你弟弟吗？ Yeah, you love your brother?
也许你可以给我弟弟一份工作 你知道他是个好人 Maybe you could give my brother a job. You know he's a good man.
我会把你的工作给他，好吗？米奇，帮我个忙 I'll give him your job, okay? Mitch, do me a favor.
什么？ What?
别说话了 好吗？ Stop talking. Okay?
好的 看到那个加油站了吗？ Okay. See the gas station there?
是左边那栋房子 It's the house to the left.
下一个左转？是的 Next left? Yeah.
知道了 I got it.
下车 快点 Get out of the car. Come on.
米奇，过来 Mitch, come.
鲁本，你和她待着 哦，好的 Reuben, you wait with her. Oh, okay.
等着 Sit tight.
来 大声点 Come on. Louder.
敲响点 Knock louder.
那是我的狗 That's my dog.
摩西！哟！ Moses! Yo!
开门！ Open up!
该死 摩西 Fuck. Moses.
快点 我恨死了那条该死的杂种狗 Come on. I hate that fuckin' mutt.
摩西！ Moses!
那是我的狗 摩西！ That's my dog. Moses!
摩西！ Moses!
看到里面有什么吗？ See anything in there?
没有，没看到什么 No, not really.
马蒂！该死 Marty! Shit.
马蒂！快走！ Marty! Go!
马蒂！ Marty!
趴下！趴下！ Get down! Get down!
操！ Fuck!
马蒂！马蒂！我中枪了！ Marty! Marty! I got shot!
救命！ Help!
救命，马蒂！请救救我！ Help, Marty! Please help!
救命！ Help!
你没事吧？哦，不！你没事吧？ Are you okay? Oh, no! Are you okay?
你没事吧？他妈的怎么回事？ Are you okay? What the fuck's going on?
好的 没事的 Okay. It's okay.
我在流血，我在流血 I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding.
好的 没事的 没事的 没事的 Okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
我很抱歉 对不起 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
去拿钱 什么钱？ Go get the money. What money?
去拿钱 在他口袋里 在他口袋里 Go get the money. It's in his pocket. It's in his pocket.
你确定？ Are you sure?
钱！在内兜里！好的，好的，好的 The money! It's in the inside pocket! Okay, okay, okay.
哦，操 Oh, fuck.
这是什么？ What is this?
哦，你个混蛋… Oh, you motherfucker…
好的 好的 好的 好的 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
怎么回事？操！ What happened? Fuck!
放开我！你以为你要去哪？ Get off me! Where do you think you're going?
没事的 It's okay.
好的 Okay.
拿到了吗？拿到了吗？是的 拿到了，拿到了 You got it? You got it? Yeah. I got it, I got it.
拿到钱了？ You got the money?
有很多钱吗？很多 Is there a lot of money? There's a lot.
你现在可以走了 我知道 你做得太棒了 You can go now. I know. You did amazing.
你现在可以去旅行了 我就知道你能做到 太棒了 You can go on your trip now. I knew you could do this. So good.
你做得太好了 You did such a good job.
我爱你 I love you.
亲爱的，你的预产期是什么时候？为什么？宝宝没事吧？ Honey, when is your due date? Why? Is the baby okay?
宝宝没事 我只是需要你冷静下来 The baby is fine. I just need you to calm down.
你是丈夫吗？不是 我是她的朋友 Are you the husband? No. I'm her friend.
她还有四周 宝宝会没事吗？ She's due in four weeks. The baby will be okay?
宝宝没事 该说再见了 The baby is okay. It's time to say goodbye.
我不能去？只有家属能进手术室 I can't go? Only family in the operating room.
不，不，不，不，不！ No, no, no, no, no!
会没事的 瑞秋，没事的 没事的 It's gonna be fine. Rachel, it's fine. It's fine.
不，不，不！马蒂，不 No, no, no! Marty, no.
他就在外面等着 He'll be right outside.
马蒂，不要！ Marty, no!
瑞秋，我不能去 他们告诉我不能进 Rachel, I can't go. They're telling me I can't go.
我不想你…请冷静 I don't want you to-Please calm down.
别走，拜托！请冷静 Don't go, please! Please calm down.
请别走！马蒂！ Please don't go! Marty!
不！ No!
非常感谢 欢迎来到日本，罗克韦尔先生 Thank you very much. Welcome to Japan, Mr. Rockwell.
谢谢你 谢谢你 Thank you. Thank you.
毛瑟先生 毛瑟先生 Mr. Mauser. Mr. Mauser.
啊 罗克韦尔先生说排后面 Ah. Mr. Rockwell says the back of the line.
他不想现在开始 He doesn't want to begin yet.
需要练习 需要啤酒 Needs some practice. Needs a beer.
赛提先生？赛提先生 Mr. Sethi? Mr. Sethi.
嘿 是我 马蒂·毛瑟 Hey. It's me. It's Marty Mauser.
你好吗？其实我挺意外在这里见到你 How you doing? I'm surprised to see you here, actually.
为什么？我不知道 我… Why's that? I don't know. I--
我们确实有个锦标赛要推广 We do have a tournament to promote.
不，当然，当然 No, of course, of course.
是的 Yeah.
我想我应该为我在伦敦的行为道歉 I think I owe you an apology for the way I acted in London.
我是个混蛋 I was a jackass.
毛瑟先生，有一种东西叫礼貌准则 There is such a thing as a code of courtesy, Mr. Mauser.
不，我知道 只是… No, I know. It's just--
在我来的地方，人人为己 It's every man for himself where I come from.
我就是这样长大的 好吗？ That's just how I grew up. Okay?
有时我觉得我甚至无法控制… And sometimes I feel like I don't even have control--
我对你的借口完全不感兴趣 I'm really not interested in your excuses.
不，不，我知道 这不是借口 No, no, I know. It's not an excuse.
听着，重点是接下来我会以更好的态度行事 Look, the point is I'm gonna proceed with a much better attitude.
顺便说一句，如果你今天看到我在上面表现粗鲁， And by the way, if you see me acting rude up there today,
那是角色设定 这是有剧本的 我会14比21输 that's a character. This is scripted. I'm gonna lose 21-14.
这不是真打 真实的我，礼貌的我，你下周会看到 This isn't a real thing. The real me, the polite me, you'll see next week.
下周？在锦标赛上 Next week? At the championship.
你不参加锦标赛 You're not playing in the championship.
什么？今年你不参赛 What? You're not participating this year.
不，不，不 我想你搞错了 No, no, no. I think you're confused.
我做这个表演就是为了付清剩下的罚款 That's what I'm doing the event for, so I can pay off the rest of my fine.
现在就去跟罗克韦尔先生谈 Come talk to Mr. Rockwell right now.
锦标赛不到两周就开始了 The tournament is less than two weeks away.
所有分组都已经确定了 不，但我们可以重新分组 All the bracketing has been set. No, but we'll redo the bracketing.
我不会为了一个自以为是的美国人而打乱整个赛程 I'm not gonna tear up the entire schedule on behalf of one entitled American.
不，赛提先生 赛提先生 听着… No, Mr. Sethi. Mr. Sethi. Look…
我来了 I'm here.
我觉得你不知道我来这里有多难 I don't think you know how difficult that was, for me to come here.
我现在在日本 I'm in Japan right now.
恐怕你走得还不够远 You haven't come far enough, I'm afraid.
什么？ What?
你来这里是在浪费时间 You have wasted your time coming here.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
我远渡重洋来到日本 I've traveled many miles here to Japan
挑战我的劲敌，远藤！ to challenge my great nemesis, Endo!
他说什么？ What's he say?
他不想再羞辱你了 He doesn't want to embarrass you anymore.
羞辱我？我早已超越羞辱 Embarrass me? I am beyond embarrassment.
告诉他他是个…你们的冠军是个骗子和懦夫 Tell him he's a-Your champion is a fraud and a chicken.
他是懦夫！ He's chicken!
远藤先生同意比赛 Mr. Endo agrees to the match.
很好 Great.
条件是… On the condition that…
输家必须在所有观众面前亲吻一头猪 the loser has to kiss a pig in front of the entire audience.
一头猪？是的 A pig? Yes.
一头猪？什么？ A pig? What?
他说如果你表现得像头猪， He said if you are going to act like a pig,
他会很乐意让你跟猪配种 he will happily mate you with one.
那是什么意思… What does that--
这条该死的线挡道了 It's this cord in the fucking way.
我踩着线了 把线挪开 I'm stepping on the cord. Move the cord.
把线挪到那边去，这样我下次就不会踩到滑倒了！ Move the cord over there so I don't slip on it next time!
对不起 对不起 这样我就不会扭伤脚踝了！ I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So I don't break my ankle!
远藤！远藤！ Endo! Endo!
你会说英语吗？会 You speak English? Yeah.
他在说什么？ What's he saying?
"我们欢迎一位特别的客人 " "We are welcoming a special guest."
"拉姆·赛提先生 请上台 " "Mr. Ram Sethi. Come on up."
谢谢 Thank you.
感谢罗克韦尔先生主办如此难忘的活动 And thank you, Mr. Rockwell, for hosting such an unforgettable event.
我们刚刚目睹的只是下周盛宴的预演 What we have just witnessed is a mere taste of what is to come next week
届时世界顶尖选手将齐聚一堂 when the finest players in the world will be competing
对阵你们的家乡英雄，远藤幸人 against your hometown hero, Koto Endo-san.
我就不多说了 让我们请出阿古猪 No more words from me. Let's bring on Agu the pig
看这位美国人在它脸上亲一口 and see the American plant a kiss on him.
"现在我们把猪带上舞台 " "Now we bring the pig onto the stage."
等等，等等，等等 Wait, wait, wait.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
我想在亲猪之前，先跟他打一场真正的比赛 I want to play him in a real game first before I kiss the pig.
我想和他打一场真正的比赛 I want to play him in a real game.
告诉他我想跟他打一场不是作秀的比赛 Tell him I want to play him in a game that's not a sham.
告诉他！ Tell him!
你，告诉观众那场是假比赛 You, tell the audience that was a fake game.
告诉他们那是骗局，我想跟他打一场真正的比赛 Tell them it was a sham and I want to play a real game against him.
我不能为你这么做 为什么不能？ I cannot do that for you. Why can't you do that?
那是假比赛 那是安排好的 That was a fake game. That was staged.
没有一部分是真的 No part of that was real.
我没有发挥出最佳水平 I was not playing to the best of my ability.
这是对在场所有人的巨大不尊重 It was an enormous form of disrespect to everyone here.
嘿，听着，谁想看一场真正的比赛？ Hey, listen, who wants a real game?
举手示意 来吧 Show of hands. Come on.
等等，这个人 这个人 Wait, this man. This man.
马蒂，你说得对 我们想看真正的比赛！ Marty, you're right. We want to see the real game!
是的！ Yes!
远藤，你要站在他们那边吗？ Endo, you're gonna side with them?
翻译 翻译这个 Translate. Translate this.
他真的会站在他们那边吗？ He's gonna side with them, really?
一家美国公司利用他做幌子来推销他们的产品？ An American company selling their product off of his back like he's a mascot?
你不是吉祥物 You're not a mascot.
布莱恩，把他带下来 Brian, get him down.
给他们一场真正的比赛 他们想要真正的比赛 Let's give them a real game. They want a real game.
好的，好的 Okay, okay.
谢谢，谢谢 我们需要继续进行了 Thank you, thank you. We need to move it along.
下周锦标赛我参加不了 I'm not gonna be at the championship next week
因为这家伙 我参加不了锦标赛 'cause of this asshole. I'm not gonna be at the championship.
给我个机会 你羞辱了我 Give me a chance. You humiliated me.
求你了，求你了，远藤 求你了 Please, please, Endo. Please.
求你了，为了我 好吗？好的 Please, for me. Yes? Okay.
好的 好的 好吗？他说好吗？ Yes. Okay. Good? He says yes?
他说好 He says yes.
谢谢你，远藤 谢谢你 Thank you, Endo. Thank you.
他说好 是的 He said yes. Yes.
这个小混蛋 This little fuck.
我们开始吧 Let's do this.
操 Fuck.
好的，马蒂 好吧 Okay, Marty. All right.
耶！ Yeah!
耶，马蒂！好样的！ Yeah, Marty! Go boy!
你可以省省力气了 我知道我不会拿到报酬 You can save your breath. I know I'm not getting paid.
无论输赢，你什么都得不到 我在想你怎么回家 Win or lose, you get nothing. I wonder how you're gonna get home.
你不能上我的飞机 没关系，好吗？ You're not getting on my plane. It doesn't matter, okay?
除非你打算取消活动，否则我们没什么好谈的 Unless you're planning on shutting down the event, we got nothing to discuss.
你以为那么简单？是的，我是这么认为 You think it's that simple? Yeah, I do.
让我跟你解释一下 Let me explain to you.
我出生于1601年 我是吸血鬼 我永生不死 I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever.
几个世纪以来我见过很多个马蒂·毛瑟 I've met many Marty Mausers over the centuries.
有些人跟我作对，有些人不坦诚 他们不诚实 Some of them crossed me, some weren't straight. They weren't honest.
而那些人至今还留在这里 And those are the ones that are still here.
你出去赢了那场比赛，你也会永远留在这里 You go out and win that game, you're gonna be here forever too.
你永远不会快乐 你永远不会快乐 And you'll never be happy. You will never be happy.
好的，罗克韦尔先生 Okay, Mr. Rockwell.
远藤！远藤！远藤！ Endo! Endo! Endo!
就这样！ There we go!
你他妈的开玩笑吧 You gotta fucking kidding me.
赛点 Match point.
别让他得逞，马蒂！耶，马蒂！好样的！ Don't let him getcha, Marty! Yeah, Marty! Go boy!
好的 Okay.
谢谢 打得好 打得好 Thank you. Good game. Good game.
你是个很棒的选手 You're a great player.
祝你在锦标赛好运，好吗？我希望你赢 Good luck at the championship, okay? I hope you win.
贝尔维尤医院 能为您效劳吗？ Bellevue Hospital. May I help you?
嗨，是的 Hi, yes.
我想找瑞秋·米兹勒，可以吗？ I was hoping to be connected with Rachel Mizler, please?
你知道她在哪层楼吗？ Do you know what floor she's on?
嗯，她应该做完手术了 Well, she would have gotten out of surgery.
所以你们安排那种病人的地方 So wherever you keep people like that.
好的 Okay.
看来她昨晚被转到产科病房了 So it looks like she was moved to the maternity ward last night.
产科病房？是的 The maternity ward? Yes.
你什么意思，"产科病房"？抱歉，我不知道细节 What do you mean, "the maternity ward"? I'm sorry, I don't know the details.
她没事吧？她生了吗？离预产期还有四周呢 Is she okay? Did she have the baby? She's not due for four weeks.
这是我所有的信息，她被紧急… This is all the information that I have, that she was rushed--
"紧急"？你什么意思，"紧急"？你刚说"转院"， "Rushed"? What are you saying, "rushed"? First you said, "moved,"
现在又说"紧急"？先生，请冷静好吗？ now you're saying, "rushed"? Sir, can you please calm down?
请帮我转接产科病房 Just put me through to the maternity ward, please.
爸爸！嘿！ Daddy! Hey!
打扰一下 产科病房在这里吗？ Excuse me. Maternity ward's here?
是的，沿走廊走 谢谢 Yes, down the hall. Thank you.
先生，你需要登记 不，不 我是孩子的父亲 Sir, you need to sign in. No, no. I'm the father.
嗨 Hi.
没事，睡吧 我在这儿 我在这儿 没事的 It's okay, sleep. I'm here. I'm here. It's okay.
我就在这儿 别担心，我哪儿也不去 I'm right here. Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.
继续睡吧 Go back to sleep.
我爱你 I love you.
五号，米兹勒 Five, please, Mizler.
你想让我抱他吗？ Do you want me to pick him up?
跟爸爸说嗨 Say hi to Daddy.
是的，他在这儿 说嗨 Yeah, there he is. Say hi.
是的 是的 Yes. Yeah.
让我们优雅共舞 尽享此刻欢愉 Let's dance in style Let's dance for a while
天堂可以等候 我们只凝望天际 Heaven can wait We're only watching the skies
怀抱最好期待 却做最坏打算 Hoping for the best But expecting the worst
你是否会投下那毁灭的炸弹？ Are you gonna drop the bomb or not?
让我们英年早逝 或让我们永生不死 Let us die young Or let us live forever
我们虽无权势 却永不言弃 We don't have the power But we never say never
坐在沙坑里 生命是趟短暂的旅程 Sitting in a sandpit Life is a short trip
音乐是为悲伤的人们而奏 The music's for the sad men
你能想象当这场竞赛胜利之时吗？ Can you imagine when this race is won?
将我们金色的脸庞转向太阳 Turn our golden faces into the sun
赞颂我们的领袖 我们渐入佳境 Praising our leaders We're getting in tune
永远年轻 Forever young
我想要永远年轻 I want to be forever young
你真的想永生不死吗？ Do you really want to live forever?
直到永远 Forever and ever
永远年轻 Forever young
我想要永远年轻 I want to be forever young
你真的想永生不死吗？ Do you really want to live forever?
我喜欢高峰时间的拥挤 The time I like is the rush hour
因为我喜欢那种冲劲 'Cause I like the rush
人群的推挤 The pushing of the people
我如此喜欢这一切 I like it all so much
如此汹涌的人潮 Such a mass of motion
不知它将去往何处 Do not know where it goes
握手 Shake hands
每个人迟早都要学会 And everybody's gotta learn sometime
每个人迟早都要学会 Everybody's gotta learn sometime
因为每个人 迟早都要学会 'Cause everybody's Gotta learn sometime
每个人迟早都要学会 Everybody's gotta learn sometime
只因我走了两百英里 'Cause I went 200 miles
哇 哇 哇，哇 哇 哇 Wah wah wah, wah wah wah
哇 哇 哇 Wah wah wah
哇 哇 哇，哇 哇 哇 Wah wah wah, wah wah wah
哇，哇，哇 Wah, wah, wah
或许会再次消融 …may melt again
仿佛冬日积雪 Like winter snow That melts
随 With
四月的雨 April rain
亲爱的，因为在我心底 For darling, in my heart
你将永不消逝 You always will remain
当盛夏渐入凉秋 As summer turns to fall