啊哈哈 Ah-haha!
叼炸天的两位仁兄终于让我等来了 Just the two super cool dudes that I've been waiting for!
在一到十之间选一个数字 Pick a number between one and ten.
-三 -不选 -Three! -No.
答案是四 所以乔什得十分 Well, the answer was four, so ten points, Josh!
哈 Ha!
怎么回事啊 What's happening?
我也不知道 但是我得了十分诶 No idea, but I got ten points.
由于迪吉去了澳大利亚 Well, with Diggie in Australia,
我需要一个新的叼炸天好基友来支撑我的人气 I need a new cool best bro to shore up my hallway cred.
于是 我建立了一个比赛 So, I created a contest:
小乔乔的全新叼炸天好基友争夺赛 Jo-Jo's New Cool Best Bro.
怎样 帅吧 What? Yeah!
-我参加 -乔什参加了 -I'm in! -Josh is in!
-霍顿啊 他可已经领先十分了 - 什么 -Holden, he's already up ten points. -What?
我已经开始赢了哦 Crushing it already!
呼 Whoo!
但是霍顿是一位很有天赋的音乐家 But Holden is a super talented musician,
所以他很有可能给我写一首主题歌 so he might write me a theme song...
嗯嗯 对 没错 Oh, no, that's right, y'all.
没错 我很厉害的 That's right, I got skills.
我的小乔乔来了 Here comes Jo-Jo
他是我的好兄弟 He's my bro-bro
哦 Oh!
但是吧 乔什超级出名 You know, Josh is super famous
而且热情的他也是超可爱的 and his enthusiasm is absolutely adorable.
我既热情又可爱呢 I'm enthusiastic and adorable.
打脸了有没有 In your face.
呵呵呵呵呵 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho,
我这可是一张超级有天赋的脸 you mean my super talented face.
-嗯 -哎呀呀 -Mm. -Ho-ho-ho...
为了我争吵 Fighting over me?
两位各得十分 That is ten points each, guys.
小乔乔的全新叼炸天好基友争夺赛进入白热化阶段 Finding a new cool best bro for the Jo-Jo is a go-go!
姐妹同心 Better in stereo
姐 妹 姐妹同心 B-- B-- Better in stereo
我在阳光中苏醒 I'm up with the sunshine
运动鞋系紧 I lace up my high tops
扣篮 准备好 炫出你的技 Slam dunk, ready or not
我在聚光灯下闪耀 Yeah, show me what you got
我在聚光灯下闪耀 I'm under the spotlight
敢不敢跟我一起来 I dare you, come on and follow
跟随自己的节奏摇摆 You dance to your own beat
我来一展歌喉 I'll sing the melody
你说是 When you say yea-ah-ah
我说不 I say no-oh-oh
你说停 When you say stop
我就一直走 走 走 All I want to do is go, go, go
你是我的另一半 You, you, the other half of me, me
截然相反的那一半 The half I'll never be-e
让我头疼让我恼 The half that drives me crazy
你是更好的那一半 You, you, the better half of me, me
无法代替的另一半 The half I'll always ne-ed
我们都明白 But we both know
姐妹同心 其利断金 We're better in stereo
南希·奥戴尔对你的访谈要开始了 激动吗 You excited to watch your interview with Nancy O'Dell?
嗯嗯 好激动 Yes, I am!
今晚就我们两个在家也令我好激动啊 I'm also really excited that it's just the two of us tonight.
老爸 Daddy!
字幕 Hey, sweetie!
字幕 I FaceGabbed so we could watch your interview together.
字幕 Oh, Dad, that's so sweet!
字幕 Hey, Mr. Rooney.
字幕 Holden's there?
字幕 Put the tablet between you.
字幕 I want ample separation at all times.
字幕 Okay.
字幕 Amply separated, sir.
字幕 Hi, everybody.
字幕 I'm Nancy O'Dell and we are on the set of Voltage
字幕 with its sizzling star, Liv Rooney.
字幕 Hi, everybody!
字幕 And we're actually sitting
字幕 in SkyVolt's clock tower lair.
字幕 Yes! Yeah!
字幕 This is, uh, this is the place
字幕 where SkyVolt discovers his superpowers.
字幕 Well, you know what?
字幕 It's been so great to talk about SkyVolt,
字幕 but let's talk about the real Liv Rooney.
字幕 -Oh. -I heard a rumor there is a boyfriend.
字幕 Oh.
字幕 Well, I am very sorry
字幕 to disappoint you and the millions of people
字幕 watching at home, but, um... but no.
字幕 I just, you know, I don't really have time
字幕 for a boyfriend right now.
字幕 You heard it here first:
字幕 SkyVolt flies solo.
字幕 Back to you in the studio.
字幕 Aah!
字幕 Oh, sweetie, you were terrific!
字幕 That was great!
字幕 Hey, uh, Holden...
字幕 come down here for a sec.
字幕 I'm watching you, buddy.
字幕 Bye!
字幕 Dad likes you so much.
字幕 Hey, Liv, why, um...
字幕 why did you lie about us dating?
字幕 I just don't want to put any extra pressure on us.
字幕 You know, things have just been going so well
字幕 and I think the media would mess all that up.
字幕 Yeah, but it just took us so long to start dating,
字幕 and I'm excited about us, you know?
字幕 I hate the idea of hiding our relationship.
字幕 I'm excited about us too and we're gonna get there,
字幕 but right now all I care about
字幕 is having a lovely evening with my guy.
字幕 -Okay. -Dad texted me.
字幕 -Told me to plant my keister
字幕 right between you two lovebirds. -Oh, oh!
字幕 -Oh, oh... -Oh, no. Sorry.
字幕 Oh, this is so sweet!
字幕 20 best bro points for renting us these!
字幕 Oh, Holden, isn't this the most fun ever?
字幕 Yeah, man. It's... it's super fun.
字幕 Why so glum, potential chum?
字幕 Anything you wanna talk about?
字幕 Actually, yeah. Do you have a minute?
字幕 Seriously?
字幕 Yeah! Yeah, dude.
字幕 No one's ever opened up to me before.
字幕 Something's just been bothering me
字幕 about my relationship with Liv.
字幕 I...
字幕 I had no idea that dating a celebrity
字幕 would be this tough.
字幕 I mean, we're finally together
字幕 and she wants to keep it a secret.
字幕 I hear ya, Holden.
字幕 Ten points for pouring out your soul to me.
字幕 I gotta go put that on the Bro scoreboard.
字幕 Whoo!
字幕 Evan, welcome to Goofy Gary's.
字幕 Son of a sea captain!
字幕 What is this gaming wonderland?
字幕 It's Goofy Gary's for family fun
字幕 The fun time there is never done!
字幕 Hey, thanks for the ride, Maddie.
字幕 Now pretend like you don't know us.
字幕 Hey, Gumball Machine!
字幕 Fancy seeing yous here.
字幕 Wanna hang?
字幕 Whack some moles and whatnot?
字幕 Parker, do you know this person
字幕 or should I use my Stranger Danger whistle?
字幕 No, Evan, this is Dump Truck, my high school friend.
字幕 Dump, this is Evan, my middle school friend.
字幕 You two have absolutely nothing in common
字幕 and I like to keep my worlds separate,
字幕 so I think that we'll be on our way.
字幕 Perhaps there's a common activity
字幕 that could bring us together.
字幕 Like... jacks.
字幕 I don't do jacks. Too confusin'.
字幕 Now, are we bouncing a ball
字幕 or we picking up tiny metal things, you know?
字幕 Whoo-hoo-hoo!
字幕 Whoa!
字幕 - -Goofy Gary here!
字幕 Sign up for Saturday's Slurp Down Showdown!
字幕 The first three-person team
字幕 to slurp down a mega smoothie bucket
字幕 will win a Goofy Gary Gaming Card
字幕 for a month of unlimited gaming!
字幕 Whoo-hoo!
字幕 Only during non-peak hours.
字幕 Is this the common activity
字幕 that can bridge my two worlds together?
字幕 I do like to slurp.
字幕 This strikes me as serendipitous.
字幕 Vocab word.
字幕 Respect.
字幕 Hey...
字幕 thanks for these glasses straws.
字幕 -They're super romantic. -
字幕 The mango really brings out your eyes.
字幕 Oh!
字幕 So, Liv was lying about not having a boyfriend.
字幕 Oh.
字幕 My weird addiction to chicken cha-cha's
字幕 really pays off.
字幕 Hey, Voltage fans!
字幕 Nancy O'Dell here with the scoop
字幕 on Liv Rooney's secret boyfriend.
字幕 He is none other than her Voltage co-star,
字幕 Josh Wilcox.
字幕 Sorry, SkyVolt, my superpower is finding the story.
字幕 Well, what?
字幕 I mean, you know that's a photo of Josh and Maddie.
字幕 That's not me and Josh.
字幕 Yeah, I know.
字幕 The rest of the world doesn't.
字幕 Okay, this is exactly why
字幕 I wanted to keep us out of the media.
字幕 I mean, they twist everything.
字幕 I just-- I'm trying to protect us.
字幕 Yes, but now we're not us, Liv.
字幕 Now Josh is your guy.
字幕 I want to be your guy.
字幕 You are my guy.
字幕 I'll fix this. I promise.
字幕 Have you guys seen this Nancy O'Dell story?
字幕 It is just a mess!
字幕 Okay, Joey. I'm gonna fix it.
字幕 You're gonna fix this? How?
字幕 Josh went to Goofy Gary's
字幕 without me.
字幕 Holden, you get five points for not being Josh.
字幕 Oh, Goofy Gary's for family fun
字幕 The fun time there is never done!
字幕 Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
字幕 Aw, you guys are so cute together.
字幕 Really? -No.
字幕 You ruined the song that I love.
字幕 Nice work, Mosh!
字幕 He's not wrong.
字幕 You did not get the singing gene.
字幕 Dude, I know, right?
字幕 There is no way anyone could ever
字幕 mistake me for Liv Rooney.
字幕 Everyone thinks that you're Liv Rooney.
字幕 What are you talking about?
字幕 Nancy O'Dell took a photo of you
字幕 when you had your glasses off
字幕 and now she's reporting that Josh and I are dating.
字幕 You're dating my sister?
字幕 Oh, how could you?
字幕 End scene.
字幕 Josh is teaching me acting.
字幕 I can't believe you guys get paid for this stuff.
字幕 So dumb.
字幕 Well, I'm glad that you two are taking this so well.
字幕 Um, I'm gonna talk to Nancy to clear things up.
字幕 All right. I gotta go.
字幕 -Okay. -Today was fun.
字幕 Yeah, it was so fun!
字幕 I'm gonna call Nancy right now.
字幕 - -
字幕 Don't call her.
字幕 Why?
字幕 Because Diggie doesn't know that I'm dating anybody,
字幕 and if you say that that was me with Josh,
字幕 then he's gonna find out over the Internet,
字幕 and that's really crummy.
字幕 Just...
字幕 please let me tell him myself.
字幕 Um, Maddie, I promised Holden--
字幕 Liv, please?
字幕 Okay.
字幕 I can wait until you talk to Diggie.
字幕 I guess Holden will understand.
字幕 Could you just do me one quick favor?
字幕 Just take out your phone.
字幕 Yeah. Yeah, of course.
字幕 Yeah, it's not a big... Just...
字幕 -Wha? -
字幕 My phone had to be avenged.
字幕 And is this your card?
字幕 No.
字幕 Because this one is.
字幕 Oh! It is!
字幕 20 points for close up magic, Josh!
字幕 How could I stay mad at you?
字幕 Ooh, a deck of cards?
字幕 The wonders of the Rooney house are endless.
字幕 Josh is showing me magic tricks.
字幕 He's competing with Holden
字幕 to be my new cool best bro!
字幕 Making two guys who are much cooler than you
字幕 compete to be your friend?
字幕 Seems like the greatest magic trick of all.
字幕 See ya.
字幕 Oh, good. Evan, you're here.
字幕 Where else would I be?
字幕 My mom says when you make a commitment,
字幕 you need to stick to it, and I'm stickin'.
字幕 Okay, so what's this doohickey gotta do
字幕 with us winning the Slurp Down Showdown?
字幕 Okay, the key to winning is to slurp as fast as possible
字幕 without getting a brain freeze.
字幕 So, I invented Dr. P's Brain Freeze Slurp-o-meter.
字幕 Gumball Machine, who's this Dr. P?
字幕 It's his middle school nickname.
字幕 Mine's Vampire because I bit a kid.
字幕 Gumball, you have another nickname
字幕 and you never said nothin'?
字幕 It's like I don't even know you.
字幕 Okay, can we please practice for the Slurp Down?
字幕 Sure...
字幕 Dr. P.
字幕 As he's slurping, the machine is blowing
字幕 colder and colder air.
字幕 - -
字幕 Hey, you gotta pace your slurping and stay out
字幕 of the blue brain freeze zone.
字幕 -Slow down. -
字幕 Brain freeze!
字幕 That was funny.
字幕 Hello, my handsome date!
字幕 -Hello, my gorgeous gal! -Hi!
字幕 Are you ready for a night of dinner and dancing?
字幕 Yes, I am.
字幕 Um, just really quickly before we go,
字幕 I want to talk to you about this Nancy O'Dell thing.
字幕 Oh. Did you clear it up?
字幕 No, not exactly.
字幕 Um... Maddie actually asked me not to.
字幕 Why?
字幕 She doesn't want Diggie to know that she's dating somebody new,
字幕 so she's trying to protect his feelings.
字幕 Um, okay.
字幕 What about my feelings?
字幕 I care about your feelings.
字幕 It's just Maddie's my sister, and if she needs me
字幕 -to do something for her, I'm going to. -Mm-hmm.
字幕 But come on.
字幕 Who cares about what the media thinks about us, you know?
字幕 We know what we have.
字幕 Do we?
字幕 What?
字幕 Holden, are you seriously
字幕 -upset about this? -Yeah.
字幕 Yeah, Liv, I am.
字幕 You promised you'd fix this.
字幕 And I will, just not right now.
字幕 But when?
字幕 It always seems like I'm waiting for something.
字幕 You know?
字幕 First it was Andie, and then it was Voltage,
字幕 and now it's Maddie's feelings and somehow Diggie's feelings.
字幕 There's always something more important than our relationship
字幕 and I'm supposed to just...
字幕 stand by and be okay with it?
字幕 Holden, I really care about you,
字幕 but I care about a lot of things in my life.
字幕 And that's one of the reasons why I like you so much.
字幕 I want this relationship to be my everything,
字幕 and you might just want this to be...
字幕 one of your things.
字幕 What are you saying?
字幕 Maybe it just isn't our time.
字幕 -Holden-- -Liv...
字幕 I can't do this.
字幕 We need to break up.
字幕 - -
字幕 - -I am so sorry, Liv.
字幕 Oh, breakups are heard.
字幕 But brought along some old friends to make it easier.
字幕 We have the punching pillow.
字幕 Ooh! To let the anger out...
字幕 and we have the hugging pillow
字幕 to let the sadness out...
字幕 and their helpful, new friend,
字幕 the look who's gonna be okay pillow.
字幕 Who's in the mirror, Liv?
字幕 -Me. -That's who's gonna be okay.
字幕 This is all my fault.
字幕 I never should have stopped you from calling Nancy O'Dell.
字幕 I'm sorry.
字幕 But you can-- I mean, you can call
字幕 and fix this, right?
字幕 And then you and Holden can get back together.
字幕 No.
字幕 No, 'cause Holden was right.
字幕 I have way too much going on in my life
字幕 to give him what he needs right now.
字幕 It's really not your fault, Maddie.
字幕 It's my fault.
字幕 It is nobody's fault, Liv.
字幕 Sometimes you date someone
字幕 and it doesn't work out.
字幕 -Yeah. -Yes, it hurts.
字幕 But eventually, you'll feel better.
字幕 Guys, how am I ever gonna choose between Josh and Holden?
字幕 Holden and I broke up.
字幕 Josh it is.
字幕 Let the Slurp Down Showdown begin!
字幕 - -
字幕 Go! Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp!
字幕 Hey, sorry I'm late.
字幕 Don't take any points away.
字幕 You don't need any more points...
字幕 new cool best bro!
字幕 What? I won!
字幕 Yes!
字幕 Winner, winner, chicken cha-cha dinner.
字幕 Now let's get our Goofy Gary on.
字幕 Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
字幕 Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
字幕 Aah!
字幕 Brain freeze!
字幕 Go on without me, little dudes!
字幕 I'm no good to you anymore.
字幕 Why are we here again?
字幕 Because you needed cheering up.
字幕 Oh, and the Slurp Down is also sick!
字幕 Aah! Brain freeze!
字幕 Come on, Vampire!
字幕 Open up that abnormally petite esophagus!
字幕 Slurp till you burp!
字幕 We win! I'm a bad man!
字幕 Okay, that was kind of awesome.
字幕 -Thanks, Maddie. -Right?
字幕 I never miss it. Uh, why don't you go
字幕 find us a table and I'll go grab some menus.
字幕 -Okay. -Okay.
字幕 Diggie?
字幕 Hey, Rooney.
字幕 Why-- You're supposed to be
字幕 in Australia for two more months!
字幕 I know, and I was...
字幕 but then I saw this picture of you dating this Josh guy.
字幕 That was Liv.
字幕 -I-- -No, it wasn't.
字幕 I-- I know it was you, Maddie.
字幕 I saw you with someone else and I-- I just...
字幕 Maddie, I came back for you.
字幕 -Whoa. -
字幕 Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
字幕 Diggie!
字幕 It's you!
字幕 It's you, Diggie! It's always been you!
字幕 My original cool best bro!
字幕 Oh!
字幕 Let's go make up for lost time!
字幕 Maddie, what is Diggie doing here?
字幕 He saw that photo with me and Josh.
字幕 You were supposed to explain that to him.
字幕 You didn't tell him?
字幕 I couldn't do it.
字幕 He came back for me.
字幕 But you want to be with Josh, right?
字幕 Or...
字幕 do you want to be with Diggie?
字幕 Maddie?
字幕 -Holden! -Hey.
字幕 Hi. I-- I wasn't expecting to see you.
字幕 Okay, that's clearly not true.
字幕 I'm sitting on your porch swing.
字幕 Yeah.
字幕 Why?
字幕 Well, um...
字幕 it's because I-- I wasn't sure
字幕 if an ex-boyfriend rings the doorbell
字幕 or knocks, so I-- I sat down to think about it...
字幕 for, like, an hour.
字幕 Well...
字幕 to be fair...
字幕 I have driven by your house six times today.
字幕 -Oh. Oh. -Yeah.
字幕 I was about to go make it seven.
字幕 I brought you a breakup cake.
字幕 I mean, an apology cake.
字幕 It's actually a chocolate lava cake.
字幕 Um...
字幕 I just...
字幕 I feel bad about how everything came out.
字幕 I really do too.
字幕 I don't think you were wrong though.
字幕 I think we're just on really different pages right now.
字幕 Yeah.
字幕 I just hope that we can...
字幕 be friends again someday.
字幕 Yes. I would love that.
字幕 Well, I should go.
字幕 Oh, um, real quick,
字幕 don't let Joey eat any of that cake.
字幕 I didn't win the best bro contest,
字幕 so he's kind of on my list.
字幕 Seriously. Don't.
字幕 Josh and Maddie: The fun time there is never done!