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字幕翻譯: 冰封.蝦子 fsffsfs
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我真愛你
I love you so much.
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我也愛你
I love you too.
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我們買了
We'll take it.
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1,2,3
One, two, three.
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推
但是,爸爸我氣不夠用了
Push.
But, dad, I'm out of breath.
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好吧,跟你說了不要抽煙
Yeah, well,
i told you not to smoke.
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我以為你說的是霹靂可卡因
I thought you just
meant crack.
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不,我是說香煙也不行
No, I meant cigarettes too.
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你這個年紀只能抽電子煙
At your age,
you should just be vaping.
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推.
媽媽呢?
Push.
Where's mum?
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她還在傢俱店
She's still in
the furniture store.
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嘿,爸. 把它放這裡
Hey, dad,
let's put it in here.
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不行.這是我弟的房間
No. That is me brother's room.
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但是老爸,他都失蹤28年了
But, dad, he's been missing
for 28 years.
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我們要這個房間,我們有九個人啊
We need the room.
There's nine of us.
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不.我要讓這個房間保持他喜歡的樣子
No. I'm keeping it
the way he likes it.
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這樣當他回來的時候我就能告訴他
Though when he comes back,
i will have to break it to him
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他童年的那些英雄
that some of his childhood
heroes didn't love women
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並不跟我們想像的一樣喜歡女人
as much as we thought
they did.
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不過他們中有個人喜歡的又有點太多了
And one of them liked them
a little too much.
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爸,你永遠找不到他的
Dad, you're never gonna
find him.
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你還是放棄吧
You might as well just give up.
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放棄?
Give up?
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我知道他在某個地方
I know he's out there
somewhere.
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總有一天
And one day,
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他會回到我們家庭的
he's gonna join
our family again.
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綠色地球
Green earth.
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格拉夫探員,你的回饋啟動了
Agent graves,
your feed is live.
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目標是漩渦的二號頭目
The target is maelstrom's
second in command.
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他有我們需要的資訊
He has information
we must extract.
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捕捉和審訊
不要殺死他
Capture and interrogate.
Do not terminate.
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攔截, 9,8
Interception in nine, eight,
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7,6
seven, six,
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5,4,
five, four,
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3,2,1
three, two, one.
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盯住目標
Eyes on the target.
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放輕鬆,盯住目標
Easy. Eyes on the target.
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警告,東面大量敵人
Be advised,
multiple hostiles to the east.
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目標移動
Target mobile.
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目標向北去了
Target heading north.
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目標1在逃跑
Alpha 1's now bravo 1.
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收到
He's mobile.
Roger that.
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別擋道,走開
Out of the way.
Move, move, move.
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我能借這個嗎?
謝了
May I borrow this?
Thank you.
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現在跟著目標1
Now complete on bravo 1,
following bravo 1.
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目標1現在徒步,我正在追
Alpha 1 now on foxtrot.
I'm in pursuit.
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南邊有敵人
Hostiles to your south,
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向你的方向過來了
advancing on your position.
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目標1移動了
他有後援,結束追捕
Bravo 1 is now mobile.
He has backup. End pursuit now.
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還是不了
I'd rather not.
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來吧.我的槍!
Come on. My gun!
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指揮官,回話
我們快到通信的
Commander, relay back.
We are now nearing the limit
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到通信邊界了
of live feed transmission.
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你好,夥計們
Hello, chaps.
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任務中止
收到,指揮官
Permission to abort now.
Commander, acknowledge.
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再見
Goodbye.
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請系好安全帶！
Buckle up!
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劇毒毛毛蟲的毒素
Lonomia caterpillar toxin's
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進入你的血液了
entered your bloodstream,
Mr. beder.
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你還有90秒能活
You have 90 seconds
until heart failure.
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然而，我，
這裡有解毒劑
I do, however,
have the antidote here.
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你最好告訴我你朋友
Perhaps you'd like
to tell me what your friends
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漩渦辛迪加在計畫些什麼
at the maelstrom syndicate
are planning.
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60秒
Sixty seconds.
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朗達喬治
Rhonda George.
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一個暗殺計畫
朗達喬治?
An assassination.
Rhonda George?
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她是個女演員和慈善家
She's the actress
and philanthropist.
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她這兩天要給worldcure舉辦活動
She's hosting an event
for worldcure in two days, sir.
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給我解毒劑
Give me the antidote.
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我想太遲了
It's too late,
I'm afraid.
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我要你參加這個會議,塞巴斯蒂安
I want you at this event,
Sebastian.
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好的指揮官
Very wise,
commander ledford.
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維爾貝克接球 魯尼也在附近
Welbeck's touch. Rooney's there too.
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傳到卡裡克腳上 傳給了貝恩斯
Now carrick, here's baines.
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哦, 沒人防守
Oh, he's free.
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英格蘭進入半決賽了
England are heading
to the semis,
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大家歡呼吧
to the delight
of millions at home!
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嘿大夥
Hey, everyone.
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我們慶祝吧
Let's celebrate
responsibly.
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哦!
Oh!
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不敢相信又發生了
Can't believe
it's happened again.
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拿出來.拿出來
Get it out. Get it out.
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拿出來.出去
Get it out. Get out.
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他要炸了!
讓開娘們
He's gonna blow!
Out the way, ladies.
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我拿到滅火器了
謝天謝地
I've got the fire extinguisher.
Thank the lord.
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誰是諾比?在哪?
Where's nobby? Where is he?
Where's nobby? Nobby!
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諾比
Nobby. Nobby, nobby.
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你怎麼氣喘吁吁的?
Why are you
so out of breath?
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我一路跑過來的
I've run all the way
from home.
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但是你就住在對面
But you only live
across the street.
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你記得我堂兄嗎?
Do you remember me cousin,
digger?
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那個小偷?
恩
What, the thief?
Yeah.
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他前晚在一個豪華宴會偷東西的時候
Well, he was nicking coats
at a posh event the other night,
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你絕對想不到他看見了誰
and you'll never guess
who he saw.
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誰?
我們終於找到他了
Who?
We finally found him.
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我們終於找到你弟弟了
We finally found
your brother.
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諾比和塞巴斯蒂安屠夫
Nobby and Sebastian butcher.
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我們是格林斯比的屠夫兄弟
We're the butcher boys
of grimsby.
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他們永遠不能分開我們
They'll never split us up.
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永遠!
永遠!
Forever!
Forever!
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你弟明天會去參加一個高級宴會
Your brother is gonna be
at a fancy party tomorrow.
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但是我怎麼進去呢?
But how will I get in?
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我兄弟給你偷了張票
Me cousin's nicked you
a ticket.
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全世界的首腦
Leaders from around the world,
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比如世界衛生組織的頭子Javier Alvarez
such as the head of
the world health organization
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和明星比如丹尼爾·雷德克裡夫
Javier Alvarez and celebrities,
including Daniel Radcliffe,
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將會參加這個由慈善家朗達喬治
have gathered at this
worldcure event,
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發起的會議
sponsored by philanthropist,
Rhonda George.
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綠色地球
Green earth.
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格拉夫特工
Agent graves,
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你的回饋啟動了
your feed is live.
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誰?
是我
Who's this in my ear?
It's me.
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別調情了,我們在公共頻道
And stop flirting.
We're on an open channel.
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好
Right.
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要幾杯?
讚美你,先生
How much?
Complimentary, sir.
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喂
How now?
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嗨
Hi.
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你看見我兄弟了嗎?他叫塞巴斯蒂安
Have you seen me brother?
He's called Sebastian.
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這是他的照片,很多年前拍的
Here's a photo of him.
It was taken a few years ago.
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你到位置了嗎,特工?
Are you in position yet,
agent graves?
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額哦
Uh-oh.
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靠,卡住了
Come on. It's stuck.
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我靠
Come on.
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請歡迎朗達喬治
Please welcome Rhonda George.
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下午好,女士先生們
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.
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謝謝
Thank you.
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當我開辦了worldcure
When I started worldcure,
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人們常對我說:
people would constantly
say to me:
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你不能讓世界擺脫疾病
"You cannot rid the world
of disease."
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我會直盯著他們眼睛
I would look them
straight in the eye
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說,我可以
and say, "yes, I can."
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你能探測到什麼將要發生的威脅嗎?
Can you detect
any imminent threat, graves?
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我們會搞明白的
We are gonna figure this out.
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一切都從這裡開始
And it all starts right here,
right now,
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從一個孩子開始
with one little boy.
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他的名字叫schlomo khalidi
His name is schlomo khalidi.
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女士們先生們,我們會治癒這個世界
Ladies and gentlemen,
we will cure the world.
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我媽是猶太人
Mummy was Jewish.
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爸爸是巴勒斯坦人
Daddy was palestinian.
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但是他們彼此相愛著
But they both loved each other
so very much.
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我生來就得了HIV
I was born with HIV.
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現在我病了,非常渴求幫助
Now I am very sick with aids.
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棒極了!
Yes! Fantastic!
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你永遠也治不好了!
You are not
coming back from that!
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噓!
Shh!
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這個病也許會殺了我...
Though this disease
may kill me...
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操作員
為什麼我們中東不能停止
The operator.
...Why can't we stop
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互相殺戮
killing each other
in the middle east?
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操作員呢?
Where's the operator?
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攝像機是槍
The camera's a gun.
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日.攝像是槍!
Damn. The camera's a gun!
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你是誰?
Who are you?
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是我啊
It's me.
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諾比
Nobby.
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諾比?
Nobby?
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剛才發生了什麼鬼?
What the hell
just happened?
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世界衛生組織的老大被射中了
The head of the world health
organization's been shot.
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鎖定射手!
Locate the shooter!
Locate the shooter!
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射手在那!
There's the shooter!
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老虎尾.我是臥底
Tiger tail. Undercover.
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我開槍是不明智的
My shot was compromised.
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拿下他!
Take him out!
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Sir,我們確認了
Sir, we have confirmation.
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格拉夫開的槍
Graves took the shot.
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格拉夫?
Graves?
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哦!
Ow!
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住手.離他遠點
Cut it out. Leave him alone.
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後面!
Behind you!
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我能幫啥?
泥奏凱
How can I help?
You can stay away from me.
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你需要我的説明
You need me help.
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死傻屌
Fucking twat.
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再見,諾比
Goodbye, nobby.
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別擔心,我不會離開你的!
Don't worry.
I won't leave you!
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啊!
Aah!
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啊!我的腳!
我的瓶子
Aah! My ankle!
Me bottle.
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下去!
來吧
Get off me!
Come on.
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腳腕碎了
你的背著我
The ankle's shattered.
You'll need to carry me.
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來吧.上我肩膀
Come on.
Get over me shoulder.
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對不起
進去
Sorry.
Get in.
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嘿!離車遠點
Hey! Move away from the car.
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等我抄下牌
Soon as I've printed
your ticket.
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來吧
Come on.
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你得開車
You'll have to drive.
185
00:15:53,321 --> 00:15:55,854
走.不是那個!
Move. Not that one!
186
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,125
發生什麼了?
What happened?
187
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別管了.趕緊走
Never mind.
Just get going.
188
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,430
我靠,很危險啊!
Come on, it's dangerous!
189
00:16:04,432 --> 00:16:05,898
從車裡出來!
Get out of the car now!
190
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,766
別擔心,是防彈的
Don't worry.
It's bulletproof.
191
00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:10,102
你打不到我們
不
You can't hurt us.
No.
192
00:16:10,104 --> 00:16:13,572
我們有防彈玻璃
We've got bulletproof glass.
193
00:16:13,574 --> 00:16:15,407
啊!
快搖起來!
Aah!
Roll it up!
194
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,076
搖起來!
Roll it up!
195
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,545
快走
Just go. Now.
196
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:37,830
哦,真棒.能一邊跑一邊看比賽
Oh, great. We can watch
the match while escaping.
197
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,735
小心!
Watch out!
198
00:16:42,737 --> 00:16:44,603
啊!
Aah!
199
00:16:51,612 --> 00:16:53,746
他要點球了
He's gonna take the penalty.
200
00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:55,814
有個點球.
諾比,別管足球了
There's a penalty.
Nobby, forget the football.
201
00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:57,716
你要淹死了
我要等他點球了
You're gonna drown.
I'm getting out
202
00:16:57,718 --> 00:16:59,518
再出去
聽我說
after he's taken penalty.
Listen to me.
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00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,387
別想了!
深吸氣
Miss it!
Take a breath.
204
00:17:01,389 --> 00:17:02,921
他...
And he...
205
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,025
幹!
Fuck!
206
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:22,341
世界衛生組織的主管
Director general of
the world health organization,
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00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:24,076
Dr. Javier Alvarez
Dr. Javier Alvarez,
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00:17:24,078 --> 00:17:25,377
死了
is dead.
209
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,045
他在交火中被射中了
He was caught
in the crossfire
210
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,848
被嘗試殺死慈善家Rhonda George
of an apparent
assassination attempt
211
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:31,817
的刺客
on philanthropist
Rhonda George.
212
00:17:31,819 --> 00:17:34,219
對秘密特工的
A huge manhunt is underway
213
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,288
搜捕正在進行中
to find a rogue secret agent
214
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:39,158
他先射中中東和平象徵 who first shot middle east
peace symbol
215
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,959
schlomo khalidi
schlomo khalidi.
216
00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:43,896
這個孩子的艾滋血,撒進了 The boy's aids-tainted blood
then sprayed into the mouth
217
00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:47,332
哈利波特男主丹尼爾的嘴裡
of Harry Potter star
Daniel Radcliffe.
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00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,834
有消息說丹尼爾
Sources tell us
that Radcliffe,
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00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:50,669
的嘴裡有很多傷口
who had numerous open sores
in his mouth,
220
00:17:50,671 --> 00:17:53,705
測試結果 感染了HIV
has tested positive for HIV.
221
00:17:53,707 --> 00:17:55,874
我們在深入挖掘
We're digging
into his background now, sir.
222
00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:58,710
試圖搞清楚漩渦是怎麼找上他的
Trying to work out how
maelstrom could've got to him.
223
00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:02,214
你想讓我們怎麼做?
What do you want us
to do, sir?
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00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,818
啟動chilcott
Activate chilcott.
225
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:08,487
chilcott已經被解雇了老大
Chilcott was dismissed
for good reason, sir.
226
00:18:08,489 --> 00:18:11,223
啟動chilcott
Activate chilcott.
227
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,594
生活不奇怪嗎?
Isn't life strange?
228
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,196
我是說,昨天我的一天還很平淡
I mean, yesterday
I'm having a normal day
229
00:18:17,198 --> 00:18:19,698
我還在用屁眼放煙火,和朋友喝酒泡吧
down the pub with me mates
with a firework up me ass.
230
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,067
但是現在我和我兄弟在一起
And here we are now,
with me brother,
231
00:18:22,069 --> 00:18:23,969
跑步和游泳
doing some running
and swimming,
232
00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:25,771
各種有氧運動
all different types
of cardio.
233
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,643
能問你個問題嗎?
Can I ask you a question?
234
00:18:31,645 --> 00:18:34,146
你是文迪塞爾的替身嗎?
Are you a vin diesel
impersonator?
235
00:18:34,148 --> 00:18:37,149
或者是盯上艾滋小孩的殺手47?
Or are you a hit man who
specializes in kids with aids?
236
00:18:37,151 --> 00:18:40,419
什麼?我是秘密特工
在軍情6處工作
What? I'm a secret agent,
i work for an offshoot of MI6.
237
00:18:40,421 --> 00:18:43,021
你怎麼不告訴你親兄弟你是幹什麼的?
How could you not tell
your own brother what you do?
238
00:18:43,023 --> 00:18:45,757
因為我職業是秘密
Because within the title of my
occupation is the word "secret."
239
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:47,793
但是如果你家人都不相信
你還能相信誰?
But if you can't trust family,
who can you trust?
240
00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:51,864
相信你?
都怪你
Trust you? Trust you?
Because of you,
241
00:18:51,866 --> 00:18:54,132
世界衛生組織的老大死了
the head of the world
health organization is dead
242
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,667
哈利波特得了艾滋
and Harry Potter has aids.
243
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:57,970
你3秒鐘就做到了
You managed to do in
three seconds
244
00:18:57,972 --> 00:19:01,473
伏地魔在八部電影都沒做到的事情(黑粗翔...)
what Voldemort failed to do
in eight movies.
245
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:04,910
不要弄濕你的內褲
可以治療的
Don't wet your knickers.
It's treatable.
246
00:19:04,912 --> 00:19:06,678
哦,海洛因
Ooh, heroin.
247
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,948
那東西讓人上癮
這只是入門毒品
That stuff's addictive.
It's a gateway drug.
248
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:12,684
什麼?
會染上更多海洛因
To what?
To more heroin.
249
00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:15,787
這不是海洛因
是加速骨骼生長的藥
This is not heroin,
this is rapid bone calcifier.
250
00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:17,389
能修復我腳踝的骨折
It fills the fractures
in my ankle,
251
00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:20,926
硬化骨骼和肌肉,這樣我就能走路了
hardens the bone and muscle
around it so that I can walk.
252
00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:23,295
為什麼,你腳踝怎麼了?
Why, what happened
to your ankle?
253
00:19:23,297 --> 00:19:24,663
你壓的
You fell on it.
254
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,535
你好
Hello.
255
00:19:29,537 --> 00:19:30,769
不是我幹的
I didn't do it.
256
00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:31,970
我需要你幫忙
I need your help.
257
00:19:31,972 --> 00:19:34,406
如果我幫你,我會被抓的
If I help you, I'll be arrested.
258
00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:36,642
如果你不幫,我今天就死了
If you don't, I could be dead
by the end of the day.
259
00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:39,144
好吧,聽著
All right, listen.
260
00:19:39,146 --> 00:19:41,580
Ledford啟動了叫Chil什麼鬼的東西
Ledford activated someone
called chil-something.
261
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:43,015
我就知道這些That's all I know.
262
00:19:43,017 --> 00:19:45,684
Chilcott?
我的天,他是瘋子
Chilcott?
Oh, Jesus, he's a psychopath.
263
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,719
那是殺手令
哦,天啊
That's a kill order.
Oh, god.
264
00:19:47,721 --> 00:19:49,855
Jodie我要你幫我做點事
Jodie, I need you
to do something for me.
265
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,723
我要你找出那個
I need you to find out
the identity of the man
266
00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:53,358
殺了Javier Alvarez的人
who killed Javier Alvarez.
267
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,794
如果找到了他,我就清白了
If I can find him,
it will clear my name.
268
00:19:55,796 --> 00:19:57,462
能做到嗎?
Can you do that?
269
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,898
我盡力
I'll try.
270
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,968
我能按這個紅色按鈕嗎?
Seb, can I press
this red button?
271
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,737
啊,上帝
什麼?
Aah! God's sake.
What?
272
00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:08,006
你剛把一個跟蹤器打我脖子裡了!
You just implanted
a tracking device in my neck!
273
00:20:08,008 --> 00:20:13,478
至少我不會再28年找不到你了
At least I won't lose you
for another 28 years.
274
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,048
忘記說了,我給你準備了個禮物
I forgot to mention,
i got you a present.
275
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:19,384
什麼?
兩張票給你和我
What?
Two tickets for me and you
276
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:24,022
去智利看英格蘭決賽
to go to Chile to see england
play in the final.
277
00:20:24,024 --> 00:20:26,158
你怎麼知道英格蘭能進決賽?
How do you know if england
are gonna be in the final?
278
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,827
最好這樣,因為我剛搞定了
Well, they'd better be
because I just got this done.
279
00:20:28,829 --> 00:20:35,133
英格蘭,2016世界冠軍
England, world "championes,"
2016.
280
00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:37,736
那寫的是200016
That says 200,016.
281
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:41,106
不是,是2016
No, it says 2016.
282
00:20:41,108 --> 00:20:44,242
那是從198,000年前開始
That's 198,000 years
from now.
283
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,346
我免費得了兩個0,所以誰是白癡?
In that case, I got two zeroes
for free, so who's the idiot?
284
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,782
你在幹麼?
我得消失
What are you doing?
I need to disappear.
285
00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:52,384
有人在找我
There are people
looking for me.
286
00:20:52,386 --> 00:20:54,353
你不會在看見我了
You won't see me again.
287
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,024
祝你好運
Good luck, nobby.
288
00:20:59,026 --> 00:21:00,993
耶
Yeah.
289
00:21:00,995 --> 00:21:02,794
哦.不,你是對的
Okay. No, no, you're right.
290
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:05,664
我得回家
I should-- I should be
heading back home anyway.
291
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:07,532
去看看家裡人
Got to see the family.
292
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,568
重新聯繫很好
It's good to reconnect.
293
00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:11,069
保重?
Take care, eh?
294
00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:12,804
保重
Take care.
295
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,179
等下.自從你當了間諜
Wait. Since you're a spy,
296
00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:23,915
就意味著沒人知道我是你哥嗎?
does that mean no one knows
I'm your brother?
297
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,018
當然
Exactly.
298
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:33,125
好,我給你找了個最佳藏身所
Well, then, I've got the perfect
place for you to hide.
299
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,663
哦,不
Oh, no.
300
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,171
哦,太好了
Oh, it's so good
301
00:21:46,173 --> 00:21:47,939
你能回到格林斯比
to have you back
in grimsby.
302
00:21:47,941 --> 00:21:50,542
它中產化以後你可能認不出來了
You probably don't recognize it
since it were gentrified.
303
00:21:50,544 --> 00:21:53,245
我不是格林斯比來的
I am not from grimsby.
304
00:21:53,247 --> 00:21:54,746
你好
Hiya.
305
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,281
你好
Hiya.
306
00:21:56,283 --> 00:21:59,918
我有了女朋友. 不是什麼大事
I've got a girlfriend.
It's nothing serious.
307
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,888
但是她艸起來很不錯
你自便
But she's fit as fuck,
so hands to yourself.
308
00:22:02,890 --> 00:22:05,090
繼續.脫鞋
Go on. Shoes off.
309
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,161
嘿
Hey.
310
00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:10,929
想你,老爸
也想你
Missed you, dad.
Missed you too.
311
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:16,735
我沒說清我要安全的地點嗎?
Was I not clear when I said
i needed a secure location?
312
00:22:16,737 --> 00:22:18,837
這地方很安全
This place
is totally secure.
313
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:20,338
雖然我不認識她
Although I don't know
who she is.
314
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,275
我只是開玩笑
那是我們的布蘭妮
I'm just being hilarious.
That's our Britney.
315
00:22:23,277 --> 00:22:24,943
要茶嗎?
那有烤肉卷
You want a cup of tea?
There's a kebab.
316
00:22:24,945 --> 00:22:26,611
你想要什麼都有
You can have anything
you want there.
317
00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:28,213
這是廚房,全都有
It's a kitchen, fully stocked.
318
00:22:35,289 --> 00:22:37,055
閉嘴,死胖子!
Shut your fucking mouth,
cartman!
319
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:42,094
這是我們的新孩子django unchained
And this is our new babby,
django unchained.
320
00:22:42,096 --> 00:22:43,462
嘿,爸
Hey, dad.
321
00:22:43,464 --> 00:22:44,796
這是誰?
Who's that?
322
00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,565
這是我大兒子skeletor
That's me oldest son, skeletor.
323
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:47,833
你好
Hiya. Hey!
324
00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:49,568
這個呢?另一個兒子?
What's that, another son?
325
00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:51,169
別鬧了
Don't be daft.
326
00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:54,072
這個是我孫子,江南Style
That's our grandson,
gangnam style.
327
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,374
你好
Hiya.
328
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,576
hi爸
Hi, dad.
329
00:22:57,578 --> 00:22:59,311
這是盧克
And this here is Luke.
330
00:22:59,313 --> 00:23:01,780
我們這麼叫他,因為他得了白血病(白血病音同盧克)
We call him that
because he's got leukemia.
331
00:23:01,782 --> 00:23:03,982
真抱歉
I'm so sorry.
332
00:23:03,984 --> 00:23:05,784
他不覺得
我們剛給他剃了頭
He doesn't really.
We just shave his head
333
00:23:05,786 --> 00:23:07,352
這樣我們就能搞到福利了
so we can claim
the welfare for it.
334
00:23:07,354 --> 00:23:08,687
啥?
你知道嗎?
What?
You know what?
335
00:23:08,689 --> 00:23:10,455
你看到這是個大金礦
You're looking at
a gold mine up there.
336
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:14,059
一周能賺65磅40
This tragedy can turn
into 65 pound 40 a week.
337
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:19,431
好了,化學課結束了
All right,
chemistry class is over.
338
00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:21,099
該學生物了
Time for biology.
339
00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:23,535
母親的子宮最小也能達到
At its maximum,
the mother's uterus
340
00:23:23,537 --> 00:23:26,238
25立方英尺
expands to 25 cubic feet.
341
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,073
這是誰?
Who's this?
Who's that?
342
00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:30,108
另外一個光頭.這是誰
傑森
The other bald man. Who's this?
Jason.
343
00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:31,510
他是傑森
我是傑森
He's Jason.
I'm Jason.
344
00:23:31,512 --> 00:23:33,712
我有11個孩子
記不全他們
I've got 11 kids.
Not easy to remember them all.
345
00:23:33,714 --> 00:23:35,747
啊,他不叫塞巴斯蒂安
Aah!
His name is not Sebastian,
346
00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,582
你知道這就行了
and that's all
you need to know.
347
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:41,419
你他媽跟老爸是什麼關係?
是叔叔coddy
What the fuck are you on about,
dad? It's uncle coddy.
348
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,288
抱一個
Give us a hug.
349
00:23:43,290 --> 00:23:44,823
我不敢相信是你
I can't believe it's you.
350
00:23:44,825 --> 00:23:46,992
歡迎回來
Welcome back to grimsby.
351
00:23:46,994 --> 00:23:50,128
這是你的家庭.你的侄子侄女
They're your family. Those are
your nephews and nieces.
352
00:23:50,130 --> 00:23:52,264
他們怎麼知道我是誰?我提到過你
How do they know who I am?
I might've mentioned you
353
00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:54,032
很多次這些年
couple of times
over the years.
354
00:23:54,034 --> 00:23:57,135
很多次?
讓我帶他去牆那裡,老爸
"Couple of times"?
I'll show him your wall, dad.
355
00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,940
這是你小時候
There's you as a kid.
356
00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,452
你個小混蛋
Leg it!
You little bastards.
357
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,720
把球還我!
Give me back me ball!
358
00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:17,088
滾
Fuck off.
359
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:19,591
諾比.傳球
來
Nobby. Pass us the ball.
Come on.
360
00:24:19,593 --> 00:24:21,893
過人
他要得分了
Pass it.
He's gonna score.
361
00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:24,129
英格蘭要進決賽了
諾比 射門
England's gonna win the final.
Nobby, shoot!
362
00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:28,333
噢...
Oh...
363
00:24:28,335 --> 00:24:30,202
早,警官
Morning, officer.
364
00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:32,170
諾比和塞巴斯蒂安屠夫
Nobby and Sebastian butcher.
365
00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:34,105
我們想還回這個漂亮的球
We were trying to return
that beautiful ball
366
00:24:34,107 --> 00:24:35,674
給他的主人
to its rightful owner.
367
00:24:35,676 --> 00:24:37,876
不是說球
It's not about the ball, lads.
368
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:57,629
看,賽巴
那對夫妻要領養我們
Look, seb. That's the couple
that's adopting us.
369
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:00,265
他們從倫敦來
They're from London.
370
00:25:00,267 --> 00:25:04,836
你跟我一起對嗎?
You're coming with me.
Right, nobby?
371
00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:06,438
當然
Of course.
372
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,306
我不會離開我弟弟
I'd never leave
my little brother.
373
00:25:10,143 --> 00:25:11,643
傷心是對的
It's all right to be sad.
374
00:25:11,645 --> 00:25:14,679
但是站在那
But it's not all right
to stand there and whinge
375
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,214
像一個低消沉的混蛋哭泣是不對的
like a low mopey bastard.
376
00:25:16,216 --> 00:25:17,916
我們是?
來,說出來
Who are we?
Come on, say it.
377
00:25:17,918 --> 00:25:20,252
我們是格林斯比屠夫男孩
We're butcher boys
of grimsby.
378
00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:22,020
聽不見 再說一遍
I didn't hear you.
Say it again.
379
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:25,190
我們是他媽的格林斯比屠夫男孩
We're the fucking
butcher boys of grimsby.
380
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,858
他們永遠不能分開我們
They'll never split us up.
381
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:29,194
永遠!
Forever!
Forever!
382
00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:33,164
不管怎樣,你叔叔不想看到
Anyway, your uncle don't want
to look at pictures
383
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:34,566
我和他整天一起.對嗎?
of me and him all day,
do you?
384
00:25:34,568 --> 00:25:36,568
對.
什麼?
No.
What?
385
00:25:36,570 --> 00:25:38,036
對
No.
386
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:39,571
好吧.來吧
All right. Come on.
387
00:25:39,573 --> 00:25:42,574
我們來看看我去倫敦旅行的照片
Let's take a look
at me travel photos of London.
388
00:25:42,576 --> 00:25:46,678
來吧,大家一起
Come on, everyone.
Come on, squeeze up, squeeze up.
389
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,748
這是Norfolk Arms.這是狗和鴨子
This is the Norfolk arms.
This is the dog and duck.
390
00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:51,249
這是三個皇冠
This is the three crowns.
391
00:25:51,251 --> 00:25:53,084
這是查令十字街警察局
And this is charing cross
police station.
392
00:25:53,086 --> 00:25:54,486
死豬
Fucking pigs.
393
00:25:54,488 --> 00:25:56,588
這是我和免費的酒
This is me with some free booze.
394
00:25:56,590 --> 00:25:59,391
這是我用手艸非洲男孩的屁眼
And this is me with me finger
up an African boy's ass.
395
00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:01,359
等下,回去
讓我看看
Wait a minute. Go back.
Let me see.
396
00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:10,101
是殺手
It's the assassin.
397
00:26:10,103 --> 00:26:13,071
聽著,倫敦很好
但我很想你
Listen, London were fab.
But I missed you lot.
398
00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:16,041
我也想你
我也想你,老爸
Missed you too.
Missed you too, dad.
399
00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:20,545
接電話
Answer it.
400
00:26:20,547 --> 00:26:21,746
是
Yes, sir.
401
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:23,415
你好?
Hello?
402
00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,650
Ledford在看著你,是嗎?
Ledford's watching you,
isn't he?
403
00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:26,851
說,嗨,老爸
Say, "hi, daddy."
404
00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:28,253
嗨,爸爸
Hi, daddy.
405
00:26:28,255 --> 00:26:29,254
額
Aww.
406
00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:30,689
查看郵件
Check your e-mail.
407
00:26:30,691 --> 00:26:32,857
找出這是誰
Find out who that is.
408
00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,694
你必須訪問全球
人臉識別網格
You'll have to access the global
facial recognition grid.
409
00:26:35,696 --> 00:26:37,429
我怎麼做?
And how am I going to do that?
410
00:26:37,431 --> 00:26:38,964
找出來
Figure it out.
411
00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:43,601
你好
我的最愛?
That the love of me life, dawny?
412
00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:46,871
是我親愛的諾比嗎?
我回來了
Is that my darling nobby?
I'm back.
413
00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:49,741
我真想你
我也是
I missed you so much.
Me too.
414
00:26:49,743 --> 00:26:50,976
好了孩子們
出去
All right, kids.
Out. Now.
415
00:26:50,978 --> 00:26:52,644
出去,聽你媽的話
快出去
Out. Listen to your mum.
Out quick.
416
00:26:52,646 --> 00:26:55,814
我有重要的事跟你爸說
I got something very important
that I need to tell your dad.
417
00:26:55,816 --> 00:26:57,015
什麼?
What is it?
418
00:26:57,017 --> 00:26:59,050
我褲子丟了
I lost me panties.
419
00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:01,019
我確定不是你屁股吃了他們?
You sure your ass
hasn't eaten them again?
420
00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:04,522
不,你個愚蠢的笨蛋
我沒穿
No, you daft twat.
I didn't put any on.
421
00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:11,029
哦,我要硬了
比戀童癖看見樂高玩具還硬
Ooh, I'm getting stiffer
than a pedophile at legoland.
422
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,232
哦看
我就像
Oh, look.
I'm exactly like
423
00:27:14,234 --> 00:27:17,669
本能裡的莎朗斯通
Sharon Stallone
in basic instincts.
424
00:27:20,941 --> 00:27:22,407
別擔心
Don't worry.
425
00:27:22,409 --> 00:27:23,875
別擔心,不是我屁股發出的聲音
That didn't come out
me bum.
426
00:27:23,877 --> 00:27:25,110
哦
Oh.
427
00:27:25,112 --> 00:27:27,012
這個是
That one did.
428
00:27:27,014 --> 00:27:28,913
別擔心.過來
No problem.
Get over here.
429
00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:31,082
我知道你想要
I know you must
be gagging for it.
430
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,551
對,過來,諾比
All right.
Come here, nobby.
431
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,454
嘿
什麼?
Hey.
What?
432
00:27:36,456 --> 00:27:38,990
我餓了
I'm hungry
for a grimsby breakfast.
433
00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:40,325
好,自助餐就在你眼前
Well, the buffet's open.
434
00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:42,093
我需要個桌子來吃
I'll need a table for one.
435
00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:43,862
這些都是你的
It's all-you-can-eat.
436
00:27:43,864 --> 00:27:45,497
60分鐘再見
See you in about
60 minutes.
437
00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:46,798
繼續
Get going.
438
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,500
咳,諾比
哦
Ahem, nobby.
Oh.
439
00:27:48,502 --> 00:27:53,805
這是我的飛鏢的夥伴
嗯……本金斯利
That's me darts partner,
um...Ben Kingsley.
440
00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:56,808
諾比,你帶我來幹嘛?
Nobby, what do you
take me for?
441
00:27:56,810 --> 00:27:59,411
我知道這是誰
這是你兄弟
I know who that is.
That's your brother.
442
00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:01,479
你這些年都他媽幹嘛了?
Where the fuck you been
all these years?
443
00:28:01,481 --> 00:28:05,283
我很忙. 恭喜,順便問下,你什麼時候生？
I've been busy. Congratulations,
by the way. When are you due?
444
00:28:05,285 --> 00:28:08,987
哦,我沒懷孕
我就是胖
Oh, I'm not pregnant.
I'm just fucking fat.
445
00:28:08,989 --> 00:28:10,455
諾比
啥?
- Nobby.
- What?
446
00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:12,323
必須沒有人知道我在這裡
It's imperative
no one know that I'm here.
447
00:28:12,325 --> 00:28:14,993
你要沒有人的地方?
You need somewhere isolated
where there's no one around?
448
00:28:14,995 --> 00:28:16,361
正確
好吧
Exactly.
All right.
449
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:18,430
我知道個地方
I know just the place.
450
00:28:18,432 --> 00:28:21,466
這邊,過火車站
It's just this way,
past the train station.
451
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:31,776
停站915,格林斯比到倫敦
- All aboard the 915,
- grimsby to London.
452
00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:33,211
進
In you go.
453
00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:39,818
你認為新父母我讓我們睡
Do you think our new parents
will let us sleep
454
00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:41,352
在一間屋子裡嗎?
in the same room?
455
00:28:41,354 --> 00:28:44,322
如果我們有雙層床，
我能睡上面嗎?
If we have bunk beds,
can I have the top?
456
00:28:44,324 --> 00:28:45,924
當然可以
You can have the top,
little man.
457
00:28:47,461 --> 00:28:50,161
乘沒人快去尿尿吧
Go and have a pee now
before the other passengers do.
458
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,563
好的,兄弟
Okay, bruv.
459
00:28:52,598 --> 00:28:55,733
塞巴斯蒂安
這是什麼?
And Sebastian...
What is it?
460
00:28:57,803 --> 00:28:59,437
沒什麼
Nothing.
461
00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:13,618
諾比?
Nobby?
462
00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:18,656
諾比?
Nobby?
463
00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:21,793
諾比?諾比?
Nobby? Nobby?
464
00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:29,801
諾比?諾比?
你看見我兄弟諾比了嗎?
Nobby? Nobby?
Have you seen me brother, nobby?
465
00:29:29,803 --> 00:29:32,871
諾比?你在哪?
Nobby, where are you? Nobby!
466
00:29:32,873 --> 00:29:35,940
不!諾比!
No! Nobby!
467
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,675
回來!
Come back!
468
00:29:37,677 --> 00:29:40,345
回來,諾比!
Come back, nobby!
469
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:43,915
賽巴.來吧
Sebbo. Come on.
470
00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:48,586
我知道,回來感覺很不錯,對嗎?
I know. It's great to be back,
isn't it?
471
00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:52,657
我們到了. 就在這
Here we go.
Just in here.
472
00:29:52,659 --> 00:29:54,225
你確定這裡安全?
You sure this location
is secure?
473
00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:56,794
放心,相信你哥
Relax.
Trust your brother.
474
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,200
驚喜!
Surprise!
475
00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:05,737
不!賽巴!
別這樣
No, no! Seb!
Come on, no.
476
00:30:05,739 --> 00:30:07,172
不,他們是我們親戚
No, they're our folk.
477
00:30:07,174 --> 00:30:09,340
歡迎回家
Welcome home.
478
00:30:09,342 --> 00:30:10,975
沒人應該知道我在這裡
Nobody's supposed
to know I'm here.
479
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:12,377
沒有人知道你在這
No one does know you're here.
480
00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:13,611
這些人知道我在這
These people know
I'm here.
481
00:30:13,613 --> 00:30:16,214
你知道他在這嗎?
不!
- Do you know he's here?
- No!
482
00:30:19,752 --> 00:30:21,286
我們在這
We are here.
483
00:30:21,288 --> 00:30:22,554
幹得好
Good work, chilcott.
484
00:30:22,556 --> 00:30:23,922
你怎麼找到他的?
How did you find him?
485
00:30:23,924 --> 00:30:26,424
專業的直覺
Let's just call it
professional intuition.
486
00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:31,896
什麼味道?
What's that smell?
487
00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:34,332
是我 Milky pimms
That's me. Milky pimms.
488
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:36,100
哦
我在碼頭工作
Oh.
I work our docks.
489
00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:39,304
把鱈魚運到世界各地
We transport COD
all over the world.
490
00:30:39,306 --> 00:30:40,972
有意思
Fascinating.
491
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:43,875
要幫忙嗎?
Can I help you?
492
00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:48,246
Chilcott. 走開
Chilcott. Move.
493
00:30:48,248 --> 00:30:50,848
什麼?
What is it?
494
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,451
哦,天. 我被盯上了
Oh, god, I'm cornered.
495
00:30:53,453 --> 00:30:54,886
我不該獨自來這裡
I should never
have come here alone.
496
00:30:54,888 --> 00:30:58,089
你不是一個人,兄弟
You're never alone
in grimsby, bruv.
497
00:30:58,091 --> 00:31:00,425
Lads.
Lads.
498
00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:02,927
看到這些人了嗎?
See those blokes out there?
499
00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:06,164
這些人是曼賈斯特的支持者
Those are Manchester united
supporters.
500
00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:07,699
這些小婊砸怎麼敢出現在這?
How dare those twats
show up here?
501
00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:11,135
拖住他們. 我們保證我幫你燒了學校
Delay them. I promise
I'll burn your school down.
502
00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:12,337
不用上學!
來吧
No school!
Come on.
503
00:31:12,339 --> 00:31:13,871
Oi, lads.拿上球!
Oi, lads.
Get the ball!
504
00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:16,474
我們走lads
他們有槍!
- Let's go, lads.
- They've got guns!
505
00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:24,782
打擾下 先生. 你好像掉東西了
Excuse me, sir. I think you dropped something.
506
00:31:24,784 --> 00:31:26,284
掉了什麼?
Dropped what?
507
00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:30,722
你在格林斯比了,你個廢物!
You're in grimsby now,
you git!
508
00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:33,191
你以為我不敢殺你嗎?小雜種
Do you think I'll hesitate
to kill you? Little bastard.
509
00:31:33,193 --> 00:31:35,460
現在!
Now!
510
00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:41,866
Sanjiv,現在!
Sanjiv, now!
511
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,576
魚場,這邊
Fish factory, this way.
512
00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:53,978
來吧,漁場,這裡.
Come on, fish factory.
Go there.
513
00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:56,047
快.我們走
Quick. In there. Let's go.
514
00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:05,356
啊!
Aah!
515
00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:12,897
賽巴
Seb.
516
00:32:12,899 --> 00:32:15,500
你在幹嘛?你殺了他們了
What have you done?
You've killed him.
517
00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:23,741
諾比,你在幹嘛?
Nobby, what are you doing?
518
00:32:23,743 --> 00:32:26,311
對死者要表示尊敬
I'm showing some respect
for the dead.
519
00:32:26,313 --> 00:32:28,413
好的,夥計
There you go, mate.
520
00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:38,156
諾比!
什麼?
Nobby!
What?
521
00:32:38,158 --> 00:32:40,892
過來.
這是什麼?
Get over here.
What is it?
522
00:32:40,894 --> 00:32:43,094
我要你幫忙吸我肩上的傷口
I need you to suck
this wound in my shoulder.
523
00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:46,197
不 我可不吸男人的肩膀
No, no, no, I don't put my lips
on another man's shoulder.
524
00:32:46,199 --> 00:32:47,498
真基...
快點
That's very gay.
Do it now.
525
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:48,866
人們在格林斯比點全素的早餐
People have been
chucked out of grimsby
526
00:32:48,868 --> 00:32:50,768
都會被趕出去
for ordering
a vegetarian breakfast.
527
00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:53,204
那個子彈有劇毒毛毛蟲的毒素
That pellet was filled with
lonomia caterpillar toxin.
528
00:32:53,206 --> 00:32:55,773
如果90秒內你沒吸出來,我就死定了
I'll be dead in 90 seconds
if you don't suck it out.
529
00:32:55,775 --> 00:32:57,542
好吧
Okay, okay.
530
00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,778
用力吸
Suck hard.
531
00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:02,013
好的
That's it.
532
00:33:02,015 --> 00:33:03,281
別吞下去了
Don't swallow the poison.
533
00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:04,682
吐出來
And now spit it out.
534
00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:08,486
幹得好.感謝上天
Well done.
Praise the lord.
535
00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:10,421
我以為我失去你了,兄弟
I thought I'd lost you,
brother.
536
00:33:10,423 --> 00:33:11,823
我愛你
諾比
I love you so much.
Nobby.
537
00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:13,925
什麼?
我另一個地方也被射中了
What?
I've been hit somewhere else.
538
00:33:13,927 --> 00:33:15,126
哪?
Where?
539
00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:20,064
我不吸那裡
沒門
I'm not falling for that one.
No way.
540
00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:22,467
不,你別...
你幹嘛?
No, you don't--
what are you doing?
541
00:33:22,469 --> 00:33:24,969
不,你幹嘛脫褲子?
No, why are you
taking those off?
542
00:33:24,971 --> 00:33:27,538
毒液是從左邊睾丸葉進來了
The toxin's coursing through
the left lobule of my teste.
543
00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:31,109
從精索進到我腎臟了.快吸
Up the spermatic plexus
to my kidneys. Suck it.
544
00:33:31,111 --> 00:33:32,443
喔!
Whoo!
545
00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:33,945
耶穌說過
As Jesus said,
546
00:33:33,947 --> 00:33:37,915
別給自己的兄弟口交
"thou shalt not suck off
your own fucking brother."
547
00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:40,718
快點 要不然我60秒內就會死
Do it, or I'll be dead
in 60 seconds.
548
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,787
我找了你30年
I've been searching for you
for almost 30 year.
549
00:33:42,789 --> 00:33:45,923
要是上Acfun(同性戀交友網站)的話 2分鐘就能找到你了
I could've found you
in two minutes on acfun.
550
00:33:45,925 --> 00:33:49,527
選吧 吸我蛋蛋 要不看著我死
Choose. You can suck my scrotum
or you can let me die.
551
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:51,963
好吧
Okay.
552
00:33:51,965 --> 00:33:54,198
你想讓刻什麼在你墓碑上 ?
What would you like written
on your gravestone?
553
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,933
吸我蛋♂蛋!
Suck my balls!
554
00:33:55,935 --> 00:33:57,769
喔!
Whoa!
555
00:33:57,771 --> 00:33:59,270
只剩40秒了
I have less than 40 seconds.
556
00:33:59,272 --> 00:34:00,938
好吧
All right.
557
00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:02,840
這是為了老爸
This is for dad.
558
00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:07,278
吸♂,用力吸♂
Suck it. Suck harder.
559
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,313
吸出來吐掉
Suck and spit.
560
00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:13,751
吸出來吐掉
Suck and spit.
561
00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:16,287
毒液傳播太快了 我得上來
It's traveling too fast.
I need to be on top.
562
00:34:16,289 --> 00:34:18,790
過來
Over here.
563
00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:21,392
啥 ? 不行 我才不玩吊茶包.
(吊茶包Teabagging是形容一名男性把他的陰囊放在性伴侶的口腔內，然後重複以進出或磨擦的方式，像將茶包浸泡在茶杯內又取出的動作)
What? No. I draw the line at teabagging.
564
00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:25,830
必須搖♂出來
Must shake this out.
565
00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:29,066
沒有用
It's not working.
566
00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:37,375
科迪
Coddy.
567
00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:41,245
科迪,別死
Coddy, don't go. Coddy.
568
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:44,182
我失去了你一次
I've lost you once.
569
00:34:44,184 --> 00:34:46,617
我不能再失去你
I refuse to lose you again.
570
00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:58,129
哦!
Oh!
571
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:00,798
對了
That's it.
572
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,934
我們做到了 你做到了
We did it.
You did it.
573
00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:04,168
我們做...
We did--
574
00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:06,437
你居然射我臉上
you just came on me face.
575
00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:08,406
只是射精前的液體而已
It was a trickle
of pre-ejaculate at most.
576
00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:09,841
成熟點吧
Grow up.
577
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:25,056
我想像能有一天人們不用再這樣活著
I envision a day when people
won't have to live like this.
578
00:35:25,058 --> 00:35:27,859
貧窮被消滅
A day when poverty
will be eradicated.
579
00:35:27,861 --> 00:35:29,861
我知道這是可能的
And I know it's possible.
580
00:35:29,863 --> 00:35:31,929
長官 我們有線索了
Sir, we've got something.
581
00:35:31,931 --> 00:35:34,732
用力吸 吸出來吐掉
Suck harder.
Suck and spit.
582
00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:36,968
所以,這是什麼新情報?
So, what's this
new intelligence, marber?
583
00:35:36,970 --> 00:35:39,871
我們查到了他的同夥 是他的哥哥
We've identified the partner,
sir. He's graves' brother.
584
00:35:39,873 --> 00:35:41,405
哥哥 ? - 凱爾·阿倫·屠夫
Brother?
Kyle Alan butcher,
585
00:35:41,407 --> 00:35:43,007
也叫諾比屠夫
a.K.A. Nobby butcher.
586
00:35:43,009 --> 00:35:44,542
肯定是漩渦的人吧
A maelstrom sleeper,
no doubt.
587
00:35:44,544 --> 00:35:47,278
只是個勞動階級流氓而已
Just some working-class scum.
588
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,880
找出並殺了他們
Find them and kill them.
589
00:35:48,882 --> 00:35:50,081
是,長官
Yes, sir.
590
00:35:54,053 --> 00:35:55,820
我找到殺手了
I found the assassin.
591
00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:58,256
他叫帕維爾·盧卡申科 正前往南非
He's pavel lukashenko.
He's on route to South Africa.
592
00:35:58,258 --> 00:35:59,590
好
Good.
593
00:35:59,592 --> 00:36:01,526
好. 還有,他們查到你哥了
Yeah. And they know
about your brother.
594
00:36:01,528 --> 00:36:03,160
沒問題 我正準備甩開他
No problem.
I'm about to ditch him.
595
00:36:03,162 --> 00:36:04,962
聽著
Listen.
596
00:36:04,964 --> 00:36:08,232
如果他被抓到,他和他家人都會被殺
They'll kill him and his family
too if they catch him.
597
00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:10,868
你想害死你哥哥嗎 ?
Do you really want
your brother to die?
598
00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:25,116
別管了
Forget it.
599
00:36:25,118 --> 00:36:27,184
聽著 我得找你那朋友聊聊
Look, I need to talk
to your friend.
600
00:36:27,186 --> 00:36:29,654
額,什麼?
Uh, what--? Milky?
601
00:36:29,656 --> 00:36:32,089
那個運魚的
The fish travel agent?
602
00:36:33,092 --> 00:36:35,293
怎麼 你想讓吸他 ?
What, so you can
gob-rape him too?
603
00:36:35,295 --> 00:36:36,527
你個禽獸
You monster.
604
00:36:36,529 --> 00:36:38,496
不.
No.
605
00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,131
我們將去南非
We're going
to South Africa.
606
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:43,267
真的嗎?
Really?
607
00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:46,637
我將會和我弟去度假
I'm going on holiday
with me babby brother.
608
00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:20,137
這是個緊張的半決賽
It's a semifinal that has become gripped by tension.
609
00:37:20,139 --> 00:37:23,441
球到了英格蘭腳下 是時候最後一擊 寶貝
And england to have the ball.Time for one last attack, baby.
610
00:37:23,443 --> 00:37:25,843
快 斯特林 球被斯特林斷了
Come on, Sterling.The ball's broken for Sterling.Come on, Sterling.
The ball's broken for Sterling.
611
00:37:25,845 --> 00:37:27,979
進去那 拉希姆·斯特林 過人了
Get in there.
Raheem Sterling's through.
612
00:37:27,981 --> 00:37:29,914
他為英格蘭進球了
And raheem Sterling
scores for england!
613
00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:31,882
那肯定讓英格蘭
That surely puts england
614
00:37:31,884 --> 00:37:34,185
進入智利的決賽
into the final in Chile.
615
00:37:34,187 --> 00:37:35,753
我們來了
Here we go!
616
00:37:35,755 --> 00:37:37,688
我們吐你一臉口水
We spit on your face!
617
00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:39,190
前進 前進
Here we go! Here we go!
618
00:37:39,192 --> 00:37:42,893
諾比 他們在打垮齊克斯坦頓
Nobby. They're beating up
Zeke Stanton.
619
00:37:42,895 --> 00:37:44,228
納粹雜種!
Nazi bastard!
620
00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:46,364
球場入侵 球場入侵!
Pitch invasion!
Pitch invasion!
621
00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:48,966
-納粹雜種! -我們去拿下他們
- Nazi scum!
- Let's get them!
622
00:37:48,968 --> 00:37:50,868
-來吧 -液!
- Come on.
- Yeah!
623
00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:12,623
比賽結束 英國將前往智利參加決賽
That's it. England are going
to the final in Chile.
624
00:38:16,629 --> 00:38:18,262
裘蒂 嘿,爸
Jodie.
Hi, daddy.
625
00:38:18,264 --> 00:38:20,297
不 不 不要那樣叫 這很奇怪
No, no, stop doing that now.
It's weird.
626
00:38:20,299 --> 00:38:22,299
我發現盧卡申科的所在地
I've discovered
where lukashenko is.
627
00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:27,104
我跟蹤他到克魯格公園的叢林小屋。
I tracked him to the tshukaru
bush lodge in kruger park.
628
00:38:27,106 --> 00:38:30,975
他正在和一個叫約裡斯 斯密特的生物學家見面
He's meeting up with
a biochemist called joris smit.
629
00:38:30,977 --> 00:38:34,078
漩渦很明顯在向他買東西
Maelstrom are clearly
buying something from him.
630
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,947
他和妻子 麗娜·斯密特 一起住在酒店裡
He's currently in a hotel room
with Lina smit, his wife,
631
00:38:36,949 --> 00:38:39,283
濫交出名的妻子
famed for her promiscuity.
632
00:38:39,285 --> 00:38:42,253
你要從她身上找出她所知的 你可能要誘惑她
You need to find out from her.
You may need to seduce her.
633
00:38:42,255 --> 00:38:44,488
然而 你知道 我會為了英格蘭做任何事
Well, as you know,
I'll do anything for england.
634
00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:45,990
給我在小屋訂一個間房
Book me a room at the lodge.
635
00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:48,726
我已經做了 你的別名是謝爾敦先生
I have done.
Your alias is Mr. Shelton.
636
00:38:48,728 --> 00:38:50,361
嘿 請說人話 什麼?
Hey, English.
What?
637
00:38:50,363 --> 00:38:52,129
我有些東西要慶祝你
I have something for you
to celebrate:
638
00:38:52,131 --> 00:38:55,599
非洲最純的海洛因 慢慢享用
The best heroin in Africa.
Enjoy.
639
00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:58,436
我很尷尬的說我之前從來沒有真正嘗試過這
I'm embarrassed to say I've
never actually tried any before.
640
00:38:58,438 --> 00:39:00,037
-你會喜歡的 -聽著
You'll like it.
Listen,
641
00:39:00,039 --> 00:39:01,539
我想保持聯繫
I'd love to stay in touch.
642
00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:03,274
-你是用郵件還是...?-領英
Are you on e-mail or...?
Linkedin.
643
00:39:03,276 --> 00:39:07,645
名字叫 tabansinyaguraheroindealer15
It is tabansinyaguraheroindealer15.
644
00:39:07,647 --> 00:39:09,680
好的
Yes.
645
00:39:09,682 --> 00:39:11,115
你在和誰說話
Who's that you were
talking to?
646
00:39:11,117 --> 00:39:13,250
那是我的新好友塔巴斯
That is me new mate,
tabansi.
647
00:39:13,252 --> 00:39:15,586
他往屁股裡填滿毒品
He flies to and from
south America
648
00:39:15,588 --> 00:39:18,055
在南非來回飛
with drugs rammed up
his bottom.
649
00:39:18,057 --> 00:39:21,292
那或者是犯罪
It's either that
or a life of crime.
650
00:39:22,829 --> 00:39:24,128
諾比
Nobby.
651
00:39:24,130 --> 00:39:25,696
我要出去幾個小時
I'll be gone
for a couple of hours.
652
00:39:25,698 --> 00:39:27,565
為什麼 你急著幹嘛
Why? What are you up to?
653
00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:30,668
我要和某人見面 找出盧卡申科來到這裡的原因
I'm meeting someone to find out
why lukashenko came here.
654
00:39:30,670 --> 00:39:34,038
留在那 明白嗎?
You stay here,
understood?
655
00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:45,349
噢 不
Oh, no.
656
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:50,488
我想我可能把我們的針混在一起了
I think I might've
mixed up our needles.
657
00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:52,857
我的天啊
OH my god.
658
00:39:52,859 --> 00:39:55,960
你不能磕著海洛因去執行秘密任務
You can't do a secret mission
on heroin.
659
00:39:55,962 --> 00:39:57,928
不要擔心 好嗎
Not to worry,
all right?
660
00:39:57,930 --> 00:40:00,231
就把間諜任務留給你兄弟
Just leave the spying
to your brother.
661
00:40:11,676 --> 00:40:12,877
塞巴斯蒂安?
Sebastian?
662
00:40:12,879 --> 00:40:15,012
不 他現在在沙發上
No, he's currently on couch,
663
00:40:15,014 --> 00:40:16,413
搔著他的奶子
smacked off his tits.
664
00:40:16,415 --> 00:40:17,815
你是誰?
Who is this?
665
00:40:17,817 --> 00:40:19,383
我是他兄弟 諾比
I'm his brother, nobby.
666
00:40:19,385 --> 00:40:20,384
我能幫你什麼?
Can I help?
667
00:40:20,386 --> 00:40:23,921
諾比 我要你聽著
Nobby, I need you
to listen to me.
668
00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:26,023
你將要而且一定要接替他
You are going to have
to take his place.
669
00:40:26,025 --> 00:40:29,026
你要去梅特蘭車站
You need to head
to maitland station.
670
00:40:29,028 --> 00:40:31,328
在那 你會遇見一個來自tshukaru 叢林小屋的司機
There, you'll meet a driver
from tshukaru bush lodge.
671
00:40:31,330 --> 00:40:34,932
當你見到他 你的別名就是謝爾敦先生
When you meet him,
your alias is Mr. Shelton.
672
00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:36,467
你懂了嗎?
Did you get that?
673
00:40:36,469 --> 00:40:39,270
我發信息去你的鏡頭裡
I'll send the information
to your lens.
674
00:41:27,319 --> 00:41:28,719
噢 不. 開門!
Oh, no. Open the door!
675
00:41:28,721 --> 00:41:30,454
開門
Open the door!
676
00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:46,770
好了 你往裡面走 找到琳達 斯密特之後誘惑她
Okay, you need to head inside,
find Lina smit and seduce her.
677
00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:48,672
什麼 背叛道尼? 絕不
What, and cheat on dawny?
Never.
678
00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:50,674
你要引誘她從而找出
You need to seduce her
in order to find out
679
00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:53,244
盧卡申科從她老公身上買了什麼
what lukashenko
bought from her husband.
680
00:41:53,246 --> 00:41:54,645
好的
Okay.
681
00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,818
你能看到琳達斯密特?
Can you see Lina smit?
682
00:42:00,820 --> 00:42:02,786
她很好認
She's easy to spot.
683
00:42:02,788 --> 00:42:06,357
她穿著綠色連衣裙 並且她很漂亮
She's wearing a green dress,
and she's absolutely gorgeous.
684
00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:14,999
噢 不
Oh, no.
685
00:42:15,001 --> 00:42:16,400
她太漂亮了
She is gorgeous.
686
00:42:16,402 --> 00:42:17,601
找到她了嗎?
Got her?
687
00:42:17,603 --> 00:42:19,236
中
Bingo.
688
00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:30,314
我要走了
記住 演得逼真點
I've got to go.
Remember, act sophisticated.
689
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:35,085
你好 小貓
Hello, pussycat.
690
00:42:35,087 --> 00:42:36,620
我名字叫....
The name is...
691
00:42:36,622 --> 00:42:38,555
謝爾敦
Shelton.
692
00:42:38,557 --> 00:42:40,090
謝爾敦先生
M.R. Shelton.
693
00:42:40,092 --> 00:42:42,393
我一直在找你
I've been looking for you.
694
00:42:42,395 --> 00:42:44,061
需要房間清潔服務嗎
You want room clean?
695
00:42:44,063 --> 00:42:46,230
房間清潔服務?
Room clean?
696
00:42:46,232 --> 00:42:49,099
是的 是 "房間清潔服務"
Yeah. Yes. "Room clean."
697
00:42:49,101 --> 00:42:51,669
從頭到腳
From top to bottom.
698
00:42:51,671 --> 00:42:52,937
我在23號
I'm in 23.
699
00:42:52,939 --> 00:42:56,073
但一起來 我們可以來個69式
But together,
we could make it 69.
700
00:42:56,075 --> 00:42:58,042
好的 我很快來
Okay. I come soon.
701
00:43:14,392 --> 00:43:15,826
快
Come on.
702
00:43:15,828 --> 00:43:17,227
Ugh!
703
00:43:18,965 --> 00:43:20,597
下午好
Good afternoon.
704
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:23,801
你好 有緊急情況 正處於棕色警報狀態
Hello. There's an emergency.
It's a code brown.
705
00:43:23,803 --> 00:43:25,102
棕色警報狀態 先生?
A code brown, sir?
706
00:43:25,104 --> 00:43:27,404
我把馬桶堵住了
I've blocked the toiletry.
707
00:43:27,406 --> 00:43:30,074
請你能儘快派人來嗎?
Could you send somebody up
as soon as you can, please?
708
00:43:30,076 --> 00:43:31,775
好的 謝爾敦先生
Okay, Mr. Shelton.
709
00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:33,243
我會派個幫手給你
I will send you
assistance.
710
00:43:33,245 --> 00:43:35,379
塞巴斯蒂安格雷夫在這
Sebastian graves is here.
711
00:43:35,381 --> 00:43:38,115
去他的房間引誘他
Go to his room and seduce him.
712
00:43:38,117 --> 00:43:39,650
我很快到那
I'll be there soon.
713
00:43:39,652 --> 00:43:42,086
噢 好 維修員來了
Oh, good. Maintenance is here.
714
00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:46,423
謝爾敦先生
Mr. Shelton.
715
00:43:46,425 --> 00:43:47,825
服務速度很快嘛
That is really
fast service.
716
00:43:47,827 --> 00:43:50,027
我剛打電話到下麵
I only just called down.
717
00:43:50,029 --> 00:43:51,996
謝謝你那麼快來
Thank you for coming
so quickly.
718
00:43:51,998 --> 00:43:55,466
我希望我能回報你
I hope I can reciprocate.
719
00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:58,135
是
Yeah.
720
00:43:58,137 --> 00:43:59,503
總之 噢 跟著我
Anyway, uh, follow me.
721
00:43:59,505 --> 00:44:03,173
噢 來 在這 開搞
Uh, ahem, come on.
In here. Let's do this.
722
00:44:04,743 --> 00:44:06,910
不是你通常幹的地方
Not your usual place to do it.
723
00:44:06,912 --> 00:44:09,913
什麼?為什麼?
What? Why?
724
00:44:09,915 --> 00:44:11,181
你想希望我到哪幹?
Where did you expect me
to do it?
725
00:44:11,183 --> 00:44:12,583
在床上
In the bed.
726
00:44:12,585 --> 00:44:14,752
在 在床上? 我不是禽獸
In the-- in the bed?
I'm not an animal.
727
00:44:14,754 --> 00:44:17,554
我已經有超過五星期沒在床上做過一次
I haven't done one in a bed
for over five weeks.
728
00:44:17,556 --> 00:44:20,124
趕快開始 要我帶你去嗎
Let's be quick with this.
Shall I show it to you?
729
00:44:20,126 --> 00:44:22,292
我怎麼知道當我看到它
How do I know
that when I see it,
730
00:44:22,294 --> 00:44:25,329
我不會瘋狂的愛上你?
I won't fall
madly in love with you?
731
00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:29,733
那裡真的不是很危險
There's really
not much danger of that.
732
00:44:30,969 --> 00:44:32,169
只是很大
It's enormous.
733
00:44:32,171 --> 00:44:35,139
反而更好
All the better.
734
00:44:35,141 --> 00:44:37,041
它有多硬?
How hard is it?
735
00:44:37,043 --> 00:44:38,976
好吧
Well, okay.
736
00:44:38,978 --> 00:44:41,311
讓我試著回憶下
Let me try and remember.
Um...
737
00:44:41,313 --> 00:44:43,514
我意思是 它的頂部 很硬
I mean, the top of it is,
you know, very hard.
738
00:44:43,516 --> 00:44:44,915
事實上 也很令人痛苦
Actually,
painfully so.
739
00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:46,250
唔
Mmm.
740
00:44:46,252 --> 00:44:48,685
之後有點中軟
Then kind of medium soft.
741
00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:52,589
而且在它底下 真的又硬起來
And at the base of it,
really hard again.
742
00:44:52,591 --> 00:44:55,359
現在 要我告訴你我將會對它做啥麼?
Now, should I tell you
what I'm gonna do with it?
743
00:44:55,361 --> 00:44:56,894
不
No.
744
00:44:56,896 --> 00:44:59,296
我將會用手握住它
I'm gonna take it
in my hand.
745
00:44:59,298 --> 00:45:01,298
它的全部 對
All of it.
Right.
746
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:02,699
那很不正常
That's very unusual.
747
00:45:02,701 --> 00:45:03,901
是的 好?
Yeah.
Right?
748
00:45:03,903 --> 00:45:05,269
之後 我會吻它
And then I'm gonna kiss it.
749
00:45:05,271 --> 00:45:07,204
要吻它?
Gonna kiss it?
750
00:45:07,206 --> 00:45:11,175
之後我將要把它全部放進嘴裡
And I'm gonna put
all of it in my mouth.
751
00:45:13,678 --> 00:45:16,914
那比兩女一杯還糟糕
This is worse
than 2 girls and 1 cup.
752
00:45:16,916 --> 00:45:20,384
我打賭它嘗起來是草莓味
I bet it tastes like
strawberries.
753
00:45:20,386 --> 00:45:24,354
而我和你賭它嘗起來像加了額外咖喱汁的烤肉味
And I bet you that it tastes
of kebab with extra curry sauce.
754
00:45:26,658 --> 00:45:29,526
聽著 你他媽是個徹底的怪人 對?
Listen. You're a total
fucking weirdo, right?
755
00:45:29,528 --> 00:45:33,397
就留著這 別出去
Just stay in here
and do not come out.
756
00:45:33,399 --> 00:45:34,598
好
Okay.
757
00:45:41,673 --> 00:45:44,942
我們又見面了
So we meet again.
758
00:45:44,944 --> 00:45:47,177
請進
Please, come in.
759
00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:50,314
Okay.
760
00:45:53,818 --> 00:45:57,121
你在幹什麼?讓別人來做那
What are you doing?
Let someone else do that.
761
00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:02,559
請讓我離開這裡一會
Please excuse me
for one moment.
762
00:46:04,496 --> 00:46:07,064
你他媽在幹什麼?
What the hell are you doing?
763
00:46:07,066 --> 00:46:08,665
我在準備熱身
I'm getting myself ready.
764
00:46:08,667 --> 00:46:10,734
噓 聽著 我懂了
Shh! Listen, I get it.
765
00:46:10,736 --> 00:46:13,203
你不會想你的衣服上粘上任何棕色彈片
You don't wanna get any
brown shrapnel on your clothes.
766
00:46:13,205 --> 00:46:15,839
棕色--棕色彈片?
Brown-- brown shrapnel?
767
00:46:15,841 --> 00:46:17,741
這個
This.
768
00:46:19,311 --> 00:46:22,546
你看 硬 軟 硬
You see? Hard, soft, hard.
769
00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:25,582
只有最厲害的人能贏
May the best man win.
770
00:46:27,852 --> 00:46:30,454
-我現在要進去那 - 不 不 不
- I go in there now.
- No, no, no.
771
00:46:30,456 --> 00:46:33,457
讓我們熟悉一下
Let's get acquainted.
772
00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:38,328
有人曾經告訴過你
Has anyone ever told you
773
00:46:38,330 --> 00:46:40,764
你是一個漂亮的女人嗎?
that you're a very
beautiful woman?
774
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:45,269
你是一個曾經踏進
You are the most
beautiful thing
775
00:46:45,271 --> 00:46:48,138
上帝的綠地中最漂亮人
to ever walk the lord's
green earth.
776
00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:53,844
我們正從格雷福斯的鏡頭收到信號 長官
We're getting signal
from graves' lens, sir.
777
00:46:53,846 --> 00:46:55,045
把它放上來
Put it up.
778
00:46:55,047 --> 00:46:57,781
所以 我們再看什麼
So, what are we looking at?
779
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,754
天啊 格雷福斯
Good god, graves.
780
00:47:05,924 --> 00:47:07,457
喔
Whoo!
781
00:47:07,459 --> 00:47:09,826
為什麼盧卡申科會見你丈夫
Why did lukashenko
meet your husband?
782
00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:13,697
你能把那個封面放大嗎?
Can you zoom in
on that stationery?
783
00:47:16,067 --> 00:47:18,368
把座標發送到奇爾科特
Send the coordinates
to chilcott.
784
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:23,540
你寧願和一個女僕做愛而不跟我做?
You'd rather make love
to a maid than me?
785
00:47:23,542 --> 00:47:24,775
女僕?
Maid?
786
00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:28,979
巴奴 出去!
Banu, out!
787
00:47:28,981 --> 00:47:30,614
對不起 斯密特夫人
Sorry, Mrs. smit.
788
00:47:30,616 --> 00:47:32,716
斯密特夫人?
Mrs. smit?
789
00:47:32,718 --> 00:47:33,917
巴奴 出去!
Get out, banu!
790
00:47:33,919 --> 00:47:35,752
我很抱歉 對不起
I'm so sorry. Sorry.
791
00:47:37,590 --> 00:47:43,427
現在讓我來展示你這野獸的一面到底有狂野
Now, let me show you
how wild this animal can be.
792
00:47:46,598 --> 00:47:51,335
難道你真的認為我會讓你睡我老婆 格雷福斯先生?
Did you really think I'd let you
sleep with my wife, Mr. graves?
793
00:47:51,337 --> 00:47:52,836
不 但再說 我從未想過
No. But then again,
i never thought
794
00:47:52,838 --> 00:47:55,305
她會用沾著屎的衣架切開我
that she'd chop up me poo
with a coat hanger.
795
00:47:57,643 --> 00:48:02,312
再見 塞巴斯蒂安 格雷福斯
Goodbye, Sebastian graves.
796
00:48:02,314 --> 00:48:04,481
那不是塞巴斯蒂安 格雷福斯
That's not Sebastian graves.
797
00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,154
-你還好嗎? -是的
You okay?
Yeah.
798
00:48:11,156 --> 00:48:12,389
海洛因效果怎麼樣?
How was the heroin?
799
00:48:12,391 --> 00:48:14,758
比我期望的還好
Better than expected.
800
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:17,961
為什麼盧卡申科要見你丈夫
Why did lukashenko
meet your husband?
801
00:48:17,963 --> 00:48:19,296
漩渦的計畫是什麼?
What are maelstrom planning?
802
00:48:19,298 --> 00:48:21,198
我不知道
I don't know.
803
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,733
塞巴 不要
Seb, don't.
804
00:48:24,002 --> 00:48:26,470
不要認為這是針對你 親愛的, 他所有人都殺
Don't take it personal, love.
He kills everyone.
805
00:48:26,472 --> 00:48:29,339
因為他經常把床弄濕
It's because he used
to wet the bed.
806
00:48:29,341 --> 00:48:31,775
-讓她知道很重要 -這不重要
It's important she knows.
It's not important.
807
00:48:31,777 --> 00:48:34,344
然而 對於一個在你床鋪下在晚上被脫光的男孩
Well, it was important
to the boy on the bunk under you
808
00:48:34,346 --> 00:48:35,946
來說是很重要的
who used to get
dripped on at night.
809
00:48:35,948 --> 00:48:37,147
繼續幹下去
Get on with it.
810
00:48:37,149 --> 00:48:39,249
只要告訴我你所知道的
Just tell us what you know,
811
00:48:39,251 --> 00:48:40,851
之後他會放過你
and he'll let you live.
812
00:48:40,853 --> 00:48:42,052
來嘛
Come on.
813
00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:45,822
盧卡申科已經買了一種類似病毒.
Lukashenko bought
some kind of virus.
814
00:48:45,824 --> 00:48:47,724
他會什麼時候用它?
When is he gonna use it?
815
00:48:47,726 --> 00:48:49,593
明天
Tomorrow.
816
00:48:49,595 --> 00:48:51,895
他們將會在什麼地方釋放病毒?
Where are they gonna
release the virus?
817
00:48:57,635 --> 00:48:59,436
他們將會-
-They'll--
818
00:49:00,672 --> 00:49:02,472
趴下
get down!
819
00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:05,542
蹲下!
Stay down!
820
00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:12,516
是奇爾科特 快走
It's chilcott. Move!
821
00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:16,953
快
Come on!
822
00:49:31,002 --> 00:49:32,903
快跑
Come on. Run.
823
00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:49,152
沒地方可以藏了
There's nowhere to hide.
824
00:49:49,154 --> 00:49:50,754
-我有辦法 -噢 很好
I got an idea.
Oh, great.
825
00:49:50,756 --> 00:49:52,189
因為你的想法毫無收穫
Because your ideas
have netted nothing
826
00:49:52,191 --> 00:49:53,423
反而到了這裡
but gold up to this point.
827
00:49:53,425 --> 00:49:54,725
你要跟著我
You're gonna follow me
828
00:49:54,727 --> 00:49:56,626
並且按著你大哥我所說的去做
and do exactly
what your big brother says.
829
00:49:56,628 --> 00:49:58,328
趕快 快
Hurry!
Come on.
830
00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:11,274
他們去哪了?
Where'd they go?
831
00:50:11,276 --> 00:50:13,510
-他們剛到那 -分開走
They were just here.
Spread out.
832
00:50:13,512 --> 00:50:15,612
找出他們
Find them.
833
00:50:19,251 --> 00:50:21,518
噢 天啊 太令人噁心了
Oh, god, this is disgusting.
834
00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:39,469
長官 看一眼這
Sir, take a look at this!
835
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:45,308
-檢查一下他們走了沒 -我在看
- Check if they've gone.
- I'm trying to.
836
00:50:47,546 --> 00:50:50,447
你看到了什麼? 他們走了麼?
What can you see?
They've gone?
837
00:50:50,449 --> 00:50:52,082
沒有危險了
The coast is clear.
838
00:50:52,084 --> 00:50:53,950
好 讓我們離開這
Good. Let's get out of here.
839
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,788
噢 不
Oh, no.
840
00:50:59,257 --> 00:51:01,091
噢 媽的
Oh, fuck me!
841
00:51:01,093 --> 00:51:02,392
振作起來 塞巴
Brace yourself, seb!
842
00:51:05,097 --> 00:51:06,430
離開他
Get off him!
843
00:51:06,432 --> 00:51:08,765
離開我 啊
Get it off me. Aah!
844
00:51:08,767 --> 00:51:11,968
那雄的可以幹長達三小時
The male can fuck
for up to three hours.
845
00:51:11,970 --> 00:51:13,603
我們必須讓他射
We have to make it come.
846
00:51:13,605 --> 00:51:15,205
我在BBC頻道看過
I saw it on the BBC.
847
00:51:15,207 --> 00:51:18,708
你在莖上弄而我搖它的蛋蛋
You work the shaft,
and I'll cradle the balls.
848
00:51:18,710 --> 00:51:20,510
我的頸快斷了
It's gonna
break my neck.
849
00:51:22,713 --> 00:51:24,648
我應付他們
I got them.
850
00:51:24,650 --> 00:51:26,483
撐著 塞巴 你能的
Come on, sebbo.
You can do it.
851
00:51:26,485 --> 00:51:28,151
我在弄 我在幹
I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
852
00:51:28,153 --> 00:51:32,022
-把你的嘴放到它的尿口 -別傻了
Put your tongue in the peehole.
Don't be stupid.
853
00:51:32,024 --> 00:51:35,492
我覺得我們快成功了 我覺得我們快成功了
I think we're in business.
I think we're in business.
854
00:51:37,029 --> 00:51:39,463
來吧 來吧
Come on. Come on.
855
00:51:43,836 --> 00:51:45,268
噢 天啊
Oh, god.
856
00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:47,070
真很噁心
That is revolting!
857
00:51:48,072 --> 00:51:50,040
哈庫拉 馬嗒嗒
Hakuna matata.
858
00:51:50,042 --> 00:51:51,241
做得好
Well done.
859
00:51:53,644 --> 00:51:55,045
我想我會吐
I think I'm gonna be sick.
860
00:51:55,047 --> 00:51:57,147
這最多是預射精的一點點水
It's a trickle
of pre-ejaculate at most.
861
00:51:57,149 --> 00:51:58,348
成熟點
Grow up.
862
00:51:58,350 --> 00:52:00,083
去看看有沒有危險
See if the coast is clear.
863
00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:04,387
噢 不 什麼 這是什麼?
Oh, no.
What? What is it?
864
00:52:04,389 --> 00:52:06,790
這是個大象集體顏射派對
It's an elephant
bukkake party.
865
00:52:06,792 --> 00:52:08,358
弄它出來
Get it out.
866
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,860
混蛋 我屁眼要崩潰了
It's breaking me asshole.
867
00:52:10,695 --> 00:52:12,829
現在不用太久了
Not much longer now.
868
00:52:12,831 --> 00:52:16,199
振作點! 啊 不
Brace yourself! Aah!
No!
869
00:52:22,773 --> 00:52:25,141
好吧
All right.
870
00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:31,047
你還好嗎?
Are you okay?
871
00:52:34,752 --> 00:52:37,087
不 我不怎麼好
No, I'm not okay.
872
00:52:37,089 --> 00:52:39,789
我剛變成了一整個白便便
I just did
an entirely white poo.
873
00:52:39,791 --> 00:52:41,691
你需要清理 進來
You need to get cleaned up.
Get in.
874
00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:44,961
我的屁股好嗎
Is me ass okay?
875
00:52:44,963 --> 00:52:46,563
哈?
Huh?
876
00:52:46,565 --> 00:52:49,633
是的 它很好 它真的很好
Yeah, it's good.
It's really good.
877
00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:56,973
那全是你的胡說八道?
Are those your bollocks?
878
00:52:56,975 --> 00:52:59,242
有人給你一個唇印在你右邊的蛋蛋
Someone's given you a hickey
on your right nut.
879
00:53:00,612 --> 00:53:02,012
那是你
That was you.
880
00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:05,015
哦
Oh.
881
00:53:06,317 --> 00:53:07,751
是裘蒂
It's Jodie.
882
00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,053
她可以做你的太太
She could be your missus.
883
00:53:10,055 --> 00:53:12,055
不 我不可能只和一個女人在一起.
No, I could never be
with one woman.
884
00:53:12,057 --> 00:53:14,991
那麼 你將錯過人生中最好的禮物
Well, you're missing out
on the greatest gift in life:
885
00:53:14,993 --> 00:53:16,793
家庭
Family.
886
00:53:16,795 --> 00:53:20,030
我曾經從我家裡得到的唯一禮物,就是背叛。
The only gift I ever got
from my family was betrayal.
887
00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:23,333
你為什麼那麼做
Why did you do it?
888
00:53:24,335 --> 00:53:25,569
那沒關係
It doesn't matter.
889
00:53:25,571 --> 00:53:26,770
沒關係?
It doesn't matter?
890
00:53:26,772 --> 00:53:28,939
你在我6歲的時候拋棄我
You abandoned me
when I was 6.
891
00:53:28,941 --> 00:53:30,540
那麼 為什麼?
Now, why?
892
00:53:38,616 --> 00:53:40,550
我們已經做出了決定
We have made our decision.
893
00:53:40,552 --> 00:53:44,020
我們決定我們可以帶走其中一個 洛斯利先生
We've decided we can take one
of the brothers, Mr. lowsley.
894
00:53:44,022 --> 00:53:48,291
但是格雷福斯夫婦,那些孩子是不可分開的
But Mr. and Mrs. graves,
these boys are inseparable.
895
00:53:48,293 --> 00:53:51,928
分開他們會讓他們心碎而且對他們造成很大的影響
It would break their hearts,
and affect them both very badly.
896
00:53:51,930 --> 00:53:53,930
這是我們做出的決定
This is the decision
we have come to.
897
00:53:53,932 --> 00:53:56,066
但是那將會讓兄弟中其中一個
But that would leave one
of the brothers
898
00:53:56,068 --> 00:53:57,701
留在格林斯比的寄養系統中
in the foster system
in grimsby.
899
00:53:57,703 --> 00:53:59,402
這不是一個男孩所待的地方
It's no place for a boy.
900
00:53:59,404 --> 00:54:01,805
他在這裡將毫無未來
He'll have no future here.
901
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:12,716
請上車!
All aboard!
902
00:54:14,619 --> 00:54:16,720
塞巴斯蒂安 諾比!
nobby!
903
00:54:16,722 --> 00:54:19,022
你見過我的兄弟諾比嗎?
Have you seen
me brother nobby?
904
00:54:19,024 --> 00:54:21,391
諾比!
Nobby!
905
00:54:21,393 --> 00:54:24,194
不 諾比
No! Nobby!
906
00:54:24,196 --> 00:54:25,695
回來 諾比
Come back, nobby!
907
00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:32,135
我的天啊
Oh, my god.
908
00:54:32,137 --> 00:54:33,770
所以我本來可以擁有你的生活?
So I could have had
your life?
909
00:54:33,772 --> 00:54:34,971
對的
That's right.
910
00:54:34,973 --> 00:54:38,041
而你也可以擁有我的生活
And you could have had mine.
911
00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:40,810
諾比....
Nobby...
912
00:54:42,346 --> 00:54:43,747
我...
I...
913
00:54:47,818 --> 00:54:50,387
我很抱歉
I am so sorry.
914
00:54:50,389 --> 00:54:51,821
等著
Wait.
915
00:54:51,823 --> 00:54:55,558
我想我們的丁丁剛第一次碰到了
I think our penises
just fist-bumped.
916
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,861
分開
Disengage.
917
00:54:57,863 --> 00:55:00,030
-你需要專心 對嗎 -是的
You need to focus, right?
Yeah.
918
00:55:00,032 --> 00:55:01,665
你要找出明天漩渦
You need to find out
where maelstrom
919
00:55:01,667 --> 00:55:03,133
計畫在哪爆炸
are planning to blow up
tomorrow.
920
00:55:03,135 --> 00:55:06,269
而我要找一個酒館看最後賽
And I need to find a pub
to watch the final in.
921
00:55:09,407 --> 00:55:12,842
-稍等 原來是這樣 -他們要炸太陽
Hold on. That's it.
They're gonna blow up the sun.
922
00:55:12,844 --> 00:55:16,112
不 他們計畫要炸毀在智利的決賽
No, they're planning to bomb
the final in Chile.
923
00:55:16,114 --> 00:55:17,981
什麼? 我們怎麼在
What?
How are we supposed to get
924
00:55:17,983 --> 00:55:19,482
12小時內阻止橫過半球
halfway around the world
in 12 hours
925
00:55:19,484 --> 00:55:21,918
有著全球智慧組織的人
with the entire global
intelligence community
926
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,788
來殺我? 我們一定逃不了.
trying to kill me?
We'll never make it.
927
00:55:24,790 --> 00:55:26,990
我找了你28年
I searched for you
for 28 years.
928
00:55:26,992 --> 00:55:30,694
我可不相信"絕對"
I do not believe in never.
929
00:55:37,568 --> 00:55:39,903
這就是Linkedin的魅力
That's the beauty of linkedin.
930
00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,205
嘿 諾比
Hey, nobb-man.
931
00:55:42,207 --> 00:55:44,007
你哥哥這打扮
How is your brother
going to blend in
932
00:55:44,009 --> 00:55:45,275
怎麼混入足球流氓團體裡啊 ?
with those football
hooligans
933
00:55:45,277 --> 00:55:47,577
看著跟"卑鄙的我"一樣
looking like the guy
from despicable me?
934
00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:58,321
英格蘭!
England!
935
00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:00,657
英格蘭!
England!
936
00:56:00,659 --> 00:56:02,092
英國和德國粉絲們
English and German fans
937
00:56:02,094 --> 00:56:03,927
都已經聚集到了聖地牙哥
have been arriving here
in Santiago
938
00:56:03,929 --> 00:56:05,328
在過去幾天裡
throughout the last
few days.
939
00:56:05,330 --> 00:56:07,130
看起來是一個特別適合
Looks like the perfect place
940
00:56:07,132 --> 00:56:08,932
前來觀看自己國家隊比賽的地方
to come and watch
your national team play
941
00:56:08,934 --> 00:56:10,767
獎金已經打破了全球足球比賽的
for what is ultimately
the greatest prize
942
00:56:10,769 --> 00:56:12,102
最高紀錄
in world football.
943
00:56:12,104 --> 00:56:13,970
真是世界級的運動
This is a truly
international occasion.
944
00:56:13,972 --> 00:56:15,438
我們看到了唐納德·川普
We've seen Donald trump.
945
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:19,576
螢幕巨星 丹尼爾·拉德克利夫也來了
Star of stage and screen,
Daniel Radcliffe is here.
946
00:56:19,578 --> 00:56:22,178
中東的和平象徵 schlomo khalidi也來了
Middle east peace symbol
schlomo khalidi,
947
00:56:22,180 --> 00:56:25,148
他看起來好多了
looking much better,
is here too.
948
00:56:25,150 --> 00:56:27,250
這麼多顏色的聲音
So much color and noise.
949
00:56:27,252 --> 00:56:29,552
而且比賽結束後還有
And there will be plenty of
both at the end of the match,
950
00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:31,488
最終的哨響將會觸發
because the final whistle
will trigger
951
00:56:31,490 --> 00:56:34,858
據說是運動會歷史上最大的
what we are told will be
the biggest firework display
952
00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:38,027
焰火表演
ever seen at a sporting event.
953
00:56:38,029 --> 00:56:39,829
我們還小的時候
When we was kids,
954
00:56:39,831 --> 00:56:43,867
你有沒有想過我們居然能一起來看世界盃決賽 ?
did you ever think that we'd end
up going to the final together?
955
00:56:43,869 --> 00:56:45,502
是的,想過 哥哥
Yes, I did, brother.
956
00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:49,539
諾比 !
Nobby!
957
00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:55,678
- 不 - 驚喜 !
No.
Surprise!
958
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,781
噢 !
Oh!
959
00:56:57,783 --> 00:56:59,816
我想死你了
I missed you so much.
960
00:56:59,818 --> 00:57:02,519
嘿 我們最喜歡的間諜 !
Hey. Our favorite spy!
961
00:57:02,521 --> 00:57:04,821
他是軍情六處最棒的 !
He's MI6's finest!
962
00:57:04,823 --> 00:57:07,490
他是軍情六處最棒的 !
He's MI6's finest!
963
00:57:07,492 --> 00:57:09,159
安靜
Keep quiet.
964
00:57:09,161 --> 00:57:11,361
這裡沒什麼好看的 !
Nothing to see!
965
00:57:15,466 --> 00:57:17,233
街上有騷動
There's a commotion, sir.
966
00:57:17,235 --> 00:57:18,434
靠近點
Get in closer.
967
00:57:20,638 --> 00:57:22,138
格雷夫
Graves.
968
00:57:25,376 --> 00:57:27,544
Nobby.
諾比 - 嘿 我馬上回來 科迪 !
Hey. I'll be back. Coddy!
969
00:57:27,546 --> 00:57:28,945
等下 諾比 !
Wait. Nobby!
970
00:57:49,567 --> 00:57:51,634
我們走
Let's go.
971
00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:53,870
小賽 ? 小賽 ?
Sebbo? Sebbo?
972
00:57:55,206 --> 00:57:56,606
小賽 !
Sebbo!
973
00:57:56,608 --> 00:57:58,241
喂
Oi!
974
00:57:58,243 --> 00:57:59,442
賽巴!
Seb!
975
00:58:12,356 --> 00:58:14,090
找到你了
Got you.
976
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:32,375
這是什麼地方啊 ?
What is this place?
977
00:58:38,382 --> 00:58:40,450
老天啊
Oh, my god.
978
00:58:40,452 --> 00:58:43,019
漩渦居然是賣淫集團
Maelstrom are sex
traffickers.
979
00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:45,555
聽我說 你必須快出去
Listen to me.
You've gotta get out
980
00:58:45,557 --> 00:58:47,657
不然他們會把你們拿去拍賣掉
before they sell you
to the highest bidder.
981
00:58:47,659 --> 00:58:50,360
快出去
Get out. Get out now. Out.
982
00:58:50,362 --> 00:58:52,795
出去 噓!安靜. 你們不必過這種生活
Out. Shh! Quiet. You don't have
to live like this.
983
00:58:52,797 --> 00:58:55,565
出去 出去Get out. Out. Get out.
984
00:58:55,567 --> 00:58:57,467
重新拾起你們的尊嚴
Regain your dignity. Out.
985
00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:15,485
賽巴
Seb.
986
00:59:17,621 --> 00:59:19,656
"強姦犯"
"The rapist."
987
00:59:19,658 --> 00:59:21,691
喂
Hey.
988
00:59:21,693 --> 00:59:23,927
沒人能爆我兄弟的菊花
Nobody buggers me brother.
989
00:59:23,929 --> 00:59:26,796
一個人只能承受那麼多精液
A man can only take
so much jizz.
990
00:59:26,798 --> 00:59:28,564
離他遠點 !
Get off him!
991
00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:39,609
啊!
Aah!
992
00:59:42,446 --> 00:59:43,680
等等
Wait.
993
00:59:43,682 --> 00:59:44,914
你不是賽巴
You're not seb.
994
00:59:58,129 --> 01:00:00,430
你肯定冷死了
You must be freezing.
995
01:00:01,665 --> 01:00:02,899
是你
You.
996
01:00:02,901 --> 01:00:05,335
很高興見到你 塞巴斯蒂安
Pleasure to meet you,
Sebastian.
997
01:00:05,337 --> 01:00:07,570
我能理解你為什麼想殺
I could understand why you
might want to kill
998
01:00:07,572 --> 01:00:09,706
世界衛生組織的老大
the head of
the world health organization.
999
01:00:09,708 --> 01:00:11,874
但是為什麼要炸世界盃?
Why bomb the final?
1000
01:00:11,876 --> 01:00:13,710
炸?
Bomb?
1001
01:00:13,712 --> 01:00:14,978
根本沒炸彈
There is no bomb.
1002
01:00:14,980 --> 01:00:17,180
是傳染病
It's a disease.
1003
01:00:17,182 --> 01:00:20,450
一種名字叫rd-9的病毒
It's a virus called rd-9.
1004
01:00:20,452 --> 01:00:24,721
我比較喜歡稱它worldcure
Or as I like to call it,
worldcure.
1005
01:00:24,723 --> 01:00:26,022
比賽結束後
At the end of the game,
1006
01:00:26,024 --> 01:00:28,458
球場裡的所有人都會被感染
everyone in the stadium
will be infected.
1007
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:31,060
兩到三周以後
It should take
two to three weeks
1008
01:00:31,062 --> 01:00:32,962
症狀才會出現
for symptoms
to start showing up.
1009
01:00:32,964 --> 01:00:34,597
到時候,96000個
By which time, 96,000 fans
1010
01:00:34,599 --> 01:00:36,432
世界各地的粉絲
from almost every country
in the world
1011
01:00:36,434 --> 01:00:38,901
都回到了家 開始傳播病毒
will be back home,
spreading the disease.
1012
01:00:38,903 --> 01:00:41,237
你為什麼做這種事 ?
Why are you doing this?
1013
01:00:41,239 --> 01:00:43,373
嗯,想想看
Well, think about it.
1014
01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:45,575
全世界有70億人
We have 7 billion people
running around
1015
01:00:45,577 --> 01:00:49,178
而地球只能承受50億
on a planet
that can only hold 5.
1016
01:00:49,180 --> 01:00:50,513
我只是想讓
I'm just trying
to make the world
1017
01:00:50,515 --> 01:00:52,582
世界變得更美好
a better place,
that's all.
1018
01:00:52,584 --> 01:00:54,183
通過把多餘的東西刪除掉
By deleting the surplus.
1019
01:00:54,185 --> 01:00:56,486
治癒世界
"Cure the world."
1020
01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:59,989
那你準備刪除哪些人 ?
And whom, exactly,
do you intend to delete?
1021
01:00:59,991 --> 01:01:01,524
垃圾
The garbage.
1022
01:01:01,526 --> 01:01:03,993
酗酒的傻缺
The imbeciles
who lie around drunk,
1023
01:01:03,995 --> 01:01:06,262
像兔子一樣到處繁殖
reproducing like rabbits.
1024
01:01:06,264 --> 01:01:07,997
衣來伸手飯來張口
And sitting there
with their hand out,
1025
01:01:07,999 --> 01:01:10,800
靠著我們接濟他們過活
expecting the rest of us
to pay.
1026
01:01:10,802 --> 01:01:14,203
直說吧 反正也不會有人會想念他們對吧?
And let's be frank,
who's gonna miss them anyway?
1027
01:01:18,876 --> 01:01:20,343
殺了他
Kill him.
1028
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:01,851
你是新手吧
You're new to this.
1029
01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:07,190
以前沒殺過人嗎?
You ever killed
a man before?
1030
01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:39,789
你要射我麼?
Are you gonna shoot me?
1031
01:02:44,628 --> 01:02:45,828
不
No.
1032
01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:52,835
你們英國球迷那句話是怎麼說的來著 ?
How is it you English
football supporters say?
1033
01:02:52,837 --> 01:02:54,237
哦,對
Oh, yes.
1034
01:02:56,507 --> 01:03:00,810
踢爆你的頭
You're going to get
your bloody head kicked in.
1035
01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:09,819
哦!
Ow!
1036
01:03:15,359 --> 01:03:16,893
你還是射我好了
Maybe just shoot me.
1037
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,601
起來
Get up.
1038
01:03:44,389 --> 01:03:47,123
該跟你的
Time to say goodbye to your
1039
01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:49,892
胖豬老婆說再見了
hideous pig wife.
1040
01:03:55,065 --> 01:03:58,134
給你點建議,
Let me give you some advice,
1041
01:03:58,136 --> 01:04:00,436
烏克蘭版的本·阿弗萊克
Ukrainian Ben affleck.
1042
01:04:02,072 --> 01:04:06,075
千萬不要侮辱我們格林斯比的姑娘
Never, ever slag off
a grimsby lass.
1043
01:04:06,077 --> 01:04:08,377
你沒這個膽
You don't have guts.
1044
01:04:14,151 --> 01:04:15,418
喔啊
Whoa.
1045
01:04:15,420 --> 01:04:17,253
好吧,真簡單
Well, that were easy.
1046
01:04:21,158 --> 01:04:22,692
嗨
Hiya.
1047
01:04:25,262 --> 01:04:26,729
真棒
Amazing.
1048
01:04:26,731 --> 01:04:28,931
第一個回去給孩子
Gotta get one of these
for the kids.
1049
01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:31,133
你有家庭?
You have a family?
1050
01:04:31,135 --> 01:04:33,769
我最近才和我家人重逢
I just reconnected
with mine.
1051
01:04:38,242 --> 01:04:40,009
我現在準備回家 然後
I'm going to go home and--
1052
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,715
你們這殺人生意真是不錯, 不是嗎?
this killing business
is a right laugh, isn't it?
1053
01:04:46,783 --> 01:04:48,651
我明白你們為什麼這麼愛槍了
I understand why
you love guns so much.
1054
01:04:48,653 --> 01:04:50,486
我是說,用槍殺人的話
I mean, it completely
detaches you
1055
01:04:50,488 --> 01:04:52,021
完全沒有罪惡感
from the guilt
of your actions.
1056
01:04:53,858 --> 01:04:55,591
嗒噠 !
Ta-da!
1057
01:04:56,828 --> 01:04:58,127
加分
Bonus point.
1058
01:05:03,434 --> 01:05:06,535
能別到處射了嗎?
Will you stop
shooting everything?
1059
01:05:09,274 --> 01:05:12,174
德國1分 英國1分
It's Germany 1, england 1,
1060
01:05:12,176 --> 01:05:14,910
最後時刻
and it's anyone's final now.
1061
01:05:19,883 --> 01:05:23,286
- 趕緊調出圖像 ,趕緊的 - 在努力了
Get that feed up. Come on.
I'm trying.
1062
01:05:23,288 --> 01:05:25,388
沒多少時間剩下了
So little time remaining.
1063
01:05:25,390 --> 01:05:28,257
離比賽結束還有4分鐘
Four minutes
to decide the final.
1064
01:05:28,259 --> 01:05:30,326
任務完成
Mission accomplished.
1065
01:05:30,328 --> 01:05:32,428
現在只要英格蘭得分
All we need
is england to score.
1066
01:05:32,430 --> 01:05:34,030
我的人生就完美了
This'll be the best day
of my life.
1067
01:05:34,032 --> 01:05:38,234
什麼 ? 這裡的所有人都要死了
What? Every man, woman and child
in this stadium is about to die.
1068
01:05:38,236 --> 01:05:40,369
放進耳朵裡
Put this in your ear.
1069
01:05:40,371 --> 01:05:43,105
朱蒂 得幫我查一下
Jodie, I need you
to check for anywhere
1070
01:05:43,107 --> 01:05:44,640
所有可能放病毒的地方
that might contain
the virus.
1071
01:05:44,642 --> 01:05:48,177
好 讓我掃描下球場的化學痕跡
Okay, I will scan
for the chemical signature.
1072
01:05:48,179 --> 01:05:49,879
沒機會了
This is hopeless.
1073
01:05:49,881 --> 01:05:51,347
不
No, it's not.
1074
01:05:51,349 --> 01:05:53,416
看看是誰來了
Look who just sat down.
1075
01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:56,819
我們得在她釋放病毒前阻止她
We need to stop her
before she sets off the virus.
1076
01:05:56,821 --> 01:05:58,721
好吧,聽著 那我們從球場繞過去
All right, listen,
let's go around the stadium.
1077
01:05:58,723 --> 01:06:00,556
不行的 時間不夠了
We can't go around.
There's not enough time.
1078
01:06:00,558 --> 01:06:02,792
我們得穿過去
We need to go across the pitch.
1079
01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:05,061
賽場入侵者
Pitch invasion.
1080
01:06:05,063 --> 01:06:06,595
保安太多了
Too much security.
1081
01:06:06,597 --> 01:06:07,997
我們自己不行的
We'll never make it alone.
1082
01:06:07,999 --> 01:06:09,532
自己?
Alone?
1083
01:06:09,534 --> 01:06:11,600
我們不是一個人
We are not alone.
1084
01:06:11,602 --> 01:06:13,536
英格蘭
It's england who are looking
1085
01:06:13,538 --> 01:06:16,205
目前更有可能獲得冠軍
the more likely
to steal a late winner.
1086
01:06:16,207 --> 01:06:17,473
嘿,給我
Hey, give me that.
1087
01:06:17,475 --> 01:06:18,841
諾比 快坐下 !
Nobby! Sit down! Come on.
1088
01:06:18,843 --> 01:06:20,576
格林斯比的大夥們 聽著了
Men and women of grimsby,
listen up.
1089
01:06:20,578 --> 01:06:22,411
很重要
This is important.
1090
01:06:22,413 --> 01:06:25,247
看到那個姑娘沒 ?
You see that lass over there?
1091
01:06:25,249 --> 01:06:26,716
誰? Sharon Osbourne?
What? Sharon Osbourne?
1092
01:06:26,718 --> 01:06:30,519
不.她準備釋放一種致命病毒
No. She's gonna release
this deadly virus,
1093
01:06:30,521 --> 01:06:33,622
殺光我們這樣的窮人
and it's gonna kill
poor people like us,
1094
01:06:33,624 --> 01:06:36,092
因為她覺得我們都是渣滓
because she thinks
that we are scum.
1095
01:06:36,094 --> 01:06:38,094
該死啊,諾比
我們就是渣滓
Bloody hell, nobby,
we are scum.
1096
01:06:38,096 --> 01:06:39,328
好..好吧, 你的確是 皮特
Well-- well, you are, Pete.
1097
01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:40,930
你是記錄在案的性犯罪者
You're a registered
sex offender.
1098
01:06:40,932 --> 01:06:43,132
不是在誇獎你
That's not a compliment.
1099
01:06:43,134 --> 01:06:46,635
所以我們是渣滓 ?
So we're scum, are we?
1100
01:06:46,637 --> 01:06:49,839
好,讓我告訴你
Well, let me tell you
something about scum:
1101
01:06:49,841 --> 01:06:52,508
渣滓們建起了醫院
It's scum who built
the hospitals
1102
01:06:52,510 --> 01:06:54,210
現在被關閉了
that are now closing down.
1103
01:06:54,212 --> 01:06:55,411
液
Yeah.
1104
01:06:55,413 --> 01:06:57,546
渣滓們在戰爭中喪命了
It's scum who die in the wars
1105
01:06:57,548 --> 01:06:59,849
卻是你們這群混蛋挑起的戰爭
started by the bastards
in charge.
1106
01:06:59,851 --> 01:07:02,084
沒錯 ! 因為我們渣滓
Yeah!
It's scum that keep
1107
01:07:02,086 --> 01:07:05,354
速度與激情才能拍下去
the fast and furious
franchise alive.
1108
01:07:05,356 --> 01:07:07,356
液!
Yeah!
1109
01:07:07,358 --> 01:07:10,760
我現在讓你們 加入我們
So I ask you
to join with us now
1110
01:07:10,762 --> 01:07:13,262
穿過賽場... 液!
and storm that pitch...
Yeah!
1111
01:07:13,264 --> 01:07:19,402
...讓全世界見識下 渣滓們絕不會輕易投降,絕不
...and show the world that scum
cannot be washed away, ever.
1112
01:07:19,404 --> 01:07:21,137
液!
Yeah!
1113
01:07:25,008 --> 01:07:27,009
液!
Yeah!
1114
01:07:37,587 --> 01:07:40,423
我們是渣滓!
We are the scum!
1115
01:07:49,166 --> 01:07:50,566
液!
Yeah!
1116
01:07:54,171 --> 01:07:56,138
我們太早了
We started too early.
1117
01:07:56,140 --> 01:07:57,339
喔!
Whoo!
1118
01:07:57,341 --> 01:08:00,009
是格雷夫
It's graves.
1119
01:08:00,011 --> 01:08:01,811
別讓他靠近我
Keep him away from me.
1120
01:08:01,813 --> 01:08:04,313
目標正在移動. 我會同步到你眼鏡上
Okay, the target is on the move.
I'll sync with your lens.
1121
01:08:04,315 --> 01:08:07,450
諾比 準備好大幹一場沒?
Nobby, you ready
for a fight?
1122
01:08:07,452 --> 01:08:09,485
我都等不及你問了
I thought you'd never ask.
1123
01:08:09,487 --> 01:08:11,387
綠色地球
Green earth.
1124
01:08:12,623 --> 01:08:14,123
目標正向西南移動
Target heading
southwest
1125
01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:15,658
穿過德國區
through the German section.
1126
01:08:27,337 --> 01:08:29,205
快來
Come on.
1127
01:08:35,178 --> 01:08:38,180
好的,秩序恢復了, 球員也回到了場上
Well, sanity has returned,
and so have the players.
1128
01:08:38,182 --> 01:08:41,750
比賽繼續 決賽重新開始
The show will go on.
The final will be restarted.
1129
01:08:41,752 --> 01:08:43,752
朱蒂 病毒在哪 ?
Jodie, where's the virus?
1130
01:08:43,754 --> 01:08:45,721
找不到
I still can't find it.
1131
01:08:47,591 --> 01:08:49,158
諾比 來認識下
Nobby, meet the head
1132
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:52,228
世界最大犯罪集團的老大
of the biggest
crime syndicate in the world.
1133
01:08:52,230 --> 01:08:53,929
啥? 她是FIFA的老闆?
What, she runs fifa?
1134
01:08:55,031 --> 01:08:56,732
這傻逼是誰?
Who's this idiot?
1135
01:08:56,734 --> 01:08:59,468
他叫塞巴斯蒂安
His name's Sebastian.
1136
01:08:59,470 --> 01:09:00,870
孩子們!
Boys!
1137
01:09:03,106 --> 01:09:05,841
糟了
Oh, bollocks.
1138
01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:08,043
去!
Go!
1139
01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:16,852
快!她要跑了!
Quick! She's getting away!
1140
01:09:29,065 --> 01:09:32,535
我們又見面了
So we meet again.
1141
01:09:33,937 --> 01:09:35,037
我找到了
I found it.
1142
01:09:35,039 --> 01:09:36,872
病毒在其中一個焰火裡
The virus is in
one of the fireworks.
1143
01:09:39,142 --> 01:09:41,243
在她到發射器前 射死她
Shoot her before
she gets to the detonator.
1144
01:09:41,245 --> 01:09:42,945
射不中怎麼辦?
But what if I miss?
1145
01:09:42,947 --> 01:09:44,613
我相信你
I trust you.
1146
01:09:49,286 --> 01:09:50,953
哦!
Oi!
1147
01:09:50,955 --> 01:09:53,088
10秒
Ten seconds.
1148
01:09:53,090 --> 01:09:56,926
沒時間了.
快看斯特林
That's all that's left.
Oh, look at Sterling!
1149
01:09:58,228 --> 01:09:59,695
好機會!
What a chance!
1150
01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:04,667
哦,不! 球打偏了!
Oh, no!
It's going over the bar!
1151
01:10:04,669 --> 01:10:06,702
哦,不!
Oh, no, it's not.
1152
01:10:08,572 --> 01:10:11,240
等下!發生了什麼?
But wait! What's happened
to the ball?
1153
01:10:11,242 --> 01:10:12,741
球進了!
It's bounced in!
1154
01:10:15,246 --> 01:10:17,613
不, 裁判要判此球無效
No, the referee's
gonna disallow it.
1155
01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:21,483
進球有效 液!
The goal stands.
Yes!
1156
01:10:21,485 --> 01:10:22,685
英格蘭贏了!
England have won it!
1157
01:10:22,687 --> 01:10:23,886
過來,諾比
Come on, nobby.
1158
01:10:23,888 --> 01:10:25,554
別亂開槍 集中注意力
Stop shooting everything
and focus.
1159
01:10:25,556 --> 01:10:27,256
別擔心 交給我吧
Don't worry. I've got this.
1160
01:10:31,161 --> 01:10:34,063
朱蒂 槍卡殼了
Jodie, me gun's jammed.
1161
01:10:38,868 --> 01:10:40,069
哦,不
Oh, no.
1162
01:10:40,870 --> 01:10:42,771
打擾下 小姐
Excuse me, miss.
1163
01:10:45,275 --> 01:10:46,709
什麼事?
Yes?
1164
01:10:47,611 --> 01:10:49,211
日你!
Go fuck yourself!
1165
01:10:49,213 --> 01:10:51,213
啊!
Aah!
1166
01:10:51,215 --> 01:10:52,615
Yes!
Yes!
1167
01:10:53,883 --> 01:10:55,484
Yes!
Yes!
1168
01:10:55,486 --> 01:10:57,886
我們成功了!
Yes! We did it, seb!
1169
01:10:58,722 --> 01:11:01,757
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
1170
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:04,560
桑吉,現在!
Sanjiv, now!
1171
01:11:04,562 --> 01:11:07,663
收到
什麼,等下,別!
Got it.
What? Please, no! No!
1172
01:11:09,733 --> 01:11:11,900
永別了 塞巴斯蒂安
Goodbye, Sebastian.
1173
01:11:11,902 --> 01:11:15,070
不!
No! No!
1174
01:11:23,413 --> 01:11:24,813
治癒世界吧!
Cure the world!
1175
01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:38,727
不!
No!
1176
01:11:39,663 --> 01:11:40,996
太晚了!
Too late!
1177
01:11:40,998 --> 01:11:42,998
沒辦下停下煙花!
There's no way to stop
the fireworks!
1178
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,833
跳上去. 那沒用的
I'll jump on them.
It won't work.
1179
01:11:44,835 --> 01:11:46,568
病毒在焰火最頂上
The virus is in the tip
of the firework.
1180
01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:48,103
它得炸開在
It would need to explode
1181
01:11:48,105 --> 01:11:50,572
密閉的環境才能停止散播
within a contained environment
to stop it spreading.
1182
01:11:50,574 --> 01:11:52,207
你什麼也做不了
There's nothing
you can do.
1183
01:11:53,576 --> 01:11:55,778
不,有辦法
Yes, there is.
1184
01:11:55,780 --> 01:11:57,980
我是格林斯比人
I'm from grimsby.
1185
01:11:57,982 --> 01:12:01,250
朱蒂 病毒在哪個焰火裡?
Jodie, which firework is it in?
1186
01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:04,753
在中間左手的火箭裡
It's in the central
left-hand rocket.
1187
01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:10,292
你做什麼? 為社會做貢獻
What are you doing?
Contributing to society.
1188
01:12:13,264 --> 01:12:14,930
啊!
Aah!
1189
01:12:14,932 --> 01:12:18,100
諾比 是你的左手邊的焰火 不是我的左手邊的
Oh, nobby. It's the firework
to your left, not my left.
1190
01:12:18,102 --> 01:12:19,935
靠!
For fuck's sake!
1191
01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:29,211
告訴我的孩子們 他們爸是英勇就義的
Tell my kids
that daddy died with dignity.
1192
01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:32,981
諾比 能聽見我嗎? 你身旁的那個焰火裡
Nobby, can you hear me?
The firework next to you
1193
01:12:32,983 --> 01:12:34,750
也有病毒
also has the virus.
1194
01:12:35,719 --> 01:12:38,053
臥槽?
What? No.
1195
01:12:38,055 --> 01:12:40,956
可我只有一個菊花
But I don't have
another asshole.
1196
01:12:42,025 --> 01:12:45,861
我需要另一個菊花
I need another asshole.
1197
01:12:47,897 --> 01:12:49,765
你有了
You've got one.
1198
01:12:51,334 --> 01:12:54,103
我也是格林斯比人
I'm from grimsby too...
1199
01:12:54,105 --> 01:12:57,072
我再也不會讓你離開我了
And I'm never gonna let you
leave me again.
1200
01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:09,351
我的天啊 格雷夫
Oh, my god, graves.
1201
01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:17,726
格林斯比的屠夫兄弟 一起...
Butcher boys of grimsby,
together...
1202
01:13:17,728 --> 01:13:19,228
永遠
Forever.
1203
01:13:48,091 --> 01:13:51,293
唐納德·川普染上了艾滋
Donald trump has aids.
1204
01:13:51,295 --> 01:13:54,797
慈善家朗達·喬治被逮捕
Philanthropist Rhonda George
has been arrested.
1205
01:13:54,799 --> 01:13:58,267
中東和平象徵schlomo khalidi已被逮捕
Middle east peace symbol
schlomo khalidi is in custody
1206
01:13:58,269 --> 01:14:01,537
罪名是謀殺軍情六處特工Jeremy chilcott
following the murder
of MI6 agent Jeremy chilcott.
1207
01:14:01,539 --> 01:14:04,473
不是我幹的. 這是我最糟的一周了
I didn't do it. I've had
the worst week ever.
1208
01:14:04,475 --> 01:14:07,810
幹以色列 幹巴勒斯坦 幹你們所有人
- Israel.
- Palestine. All of you.
1209
01:14:07,812 --> 01:14:12,080
英格蘭球迷在奪冠後情緒高漲
England fans in high spirits
after cup final victory.
1210
01:14:12,082 --> 01:14:15,083
軍情六處的叛逃特工 塞巴斯蒂安·格雷夫
Rogue MI6 operative
Sebastian graves
1211
01:14:15,085 --> 01:14:16,585
以及他哥哥 諾比·屠夫
and his brother
nobby butcher
1212
01:14:16,587 --> 01:14:18,887
死於防止
died at the scene while
preventing the release
1213
01:14:18,889 --> 01:14:20,289
致命病毒擴散
of a deadly toxin.
1214
01:14:20,291 --> 01:14:22,591
另一則新聞 一位南非女傭
In other news,
a south African hotel maid
1215
01:14:22,593 --> 01:14:25,027
起訴樂隊主唱Liam Gallagher
has filed a suit alleging
sexual assault
1216
01:14:25,029 --> 01:14:27,362
性侵她
by oasis frontman
Liam Gallagher.
1217
01:14:27,364 --> 01:14:29,998
蓋勒格同時被通緝,因為疑似
Gallagher is also being sought
for abusing an elephant
1218
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:34,169
他和"速度與激情"影星 范·迪塞爾一起虐待大象
in conjunction with fast
and furious star vin diesel.
1219
01:14:35,872 --> 01:14:39,508
很明顯, 你們都需要新身份才行
Naturally, you'll both
be needing new identities.
1220
01:14:39,510 --> 01:14:41,210
你們情況怎麼樣?
How are you guys doing?
1221
01:14:44,781 --> 01:14:46,582
我的屁股看起來怎麼樣?
How does me ass look?
1222
01:14:49,752 --> 01:14:52,154
好 非常好
Good. Uh, really good.
1223
01:14:52,156 --> 01:14:54,890
只是吸口煙 裘蒂 請打開一下風扇好嗎
It's a bit smoky in here, Jodie.
Can we have the fan on, please?
1224
01:14:54,892 --> 01:14:57,159
噢 當然
Uh, of course.
1225
01:14:57,161 --> 01:14:59,094
那麼你們通過在大象精夜中發現抗體
So you were saved
from the virus
1226
01:14:59,096 --> 01:15:01,563
從而在病毒中活下來
by an antibody
found in elephant semen,
1227
01:15:01,565 --> 01:15:03,065
而那在 額...
which lined, uh...
1228
01:15:05,569 --> 01:15:06,835
你們的內臓
...your innards.
1229
01:15:06,837 --> 01:15:09,538
我們像一對排簫
We're like a pair
of pan pipes.
1230
01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:11,039
太好了
Great.
1231
01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:13,308
我想你會有信心 塞巴斯蒂安
And I thought you were
going to be faithful, Sebastian.
1232
01:15:13,310 --> 01:15:16,912
你知道 你完整了我生命
You know, you really filled
a hole in my life.
1233
01:15:22,285 --> 01:15:23,485
嘿
Hiya!
1234
01:15:23,487 --> 01:15:25,354
-諾比 -爸
- Nobby.
- Dad.
1235
01:15:25,356 --> 01:15:27,456
我的天
Oh, my god.
1236
01:15:28,659 --> 01:15:31,326
我很高興你還活著
I'm so glad that you're alive.
1237
01:15:35,465 --> 01:15:37,032
你知道嗎?
You know what?
1238
01:15:38,301 --> 01:15:39,534
家庭
Family.
1239
01:15:43,806 --> 01:15:46,942
是份最大的禮物
It's the greatest gift
in life.
1240
01:15:48,779 --> 01:15:52,047
停止在那扔硬幣 他不是許願池
Stop throwing coins in there.
It's not a brown wishing well.
1241
01:16:28,152 --> 01:16:30,953
正在給你們傳送信號
You are now transmitting.
1242
01:16:32,221 --> 01:16:34,723
準備 準備 瞄準目標
Stand by. Stand by.
Eyes on the target.
1243
01:16:43,499 --> 01:16:46,034
聽著 我們正在發資訊給你們鏡頭
Listen, we're sending
information to your lens.
1244
01:16:46,036 --> 01:16:48,036
收到 藍地球
I've got this. Blue earth.
1245
01:17:14,530 --> 01:17:15,530
嘿 兄弟
Hiya, bruv.
1246
01:17:15,532 --> 01:17:18,033
-很好 你來早了 -是的
Good, you're early.
Yes, I am.
1247
01:17:18,035 --> 01:17:19,434
你見了隊伍嗎?
Did you meet the team?
1248
01:17:20,426 --> 01:17:25,505
翻譯: 冰封.蝦子 fsffsfs
後面有彩蛋 請勿走開
1249
01:22:46,996 --> 01:22:49,698
抱歉 體育館怎麼走?
Excuse me.
Which way to the stadium?
1250
01:22:49,700 --> 01:22:53,101
向前直走5千公里,之後右轉
Straight on for 5 kilometers,
then to the right.
1251
01:22:53,103 --> 01:22:54,302
謝謝
Thank you.
1252
01:22:55,572 --> 01:22:57,505
不留活口
Leave no witnesses.
1253
01:22:57,506 --> 01:22:59,505
感謝大家香蕉支持~