字幕翻譯: 冰封.蝦子 fsffsfs
我真愛你 I love you so much.
我也愛你 I love you too.
我們買了 We'll take it.
1,2,3 One, two, three.
推 但是,爸爸我氣不夠用了 Push. But, dad, I'm out of breath.
好吧,跟你說了不要抽煙 Yeah, well, i told you not to smoke.
我以為你說的是霹靂可卡因 I thought you just meant crack.
不,我是說香煙也不行 No, I meant cigarettes too.
你這個年紀只能抽電子煙 At your age, you should just be vaping.
推. 媽媽呢? Push. Where's mum?
她還在傢俱店 She's still in the furniture store.
嘿,爸. 把它放這裡 Hey, dad, let's put it in here.
不行.這是我弟的房間 No. That is me brother's room.
但是老爸,他都失蹤28年了 But, dad, he's been missing for 28 years.
我們要這個房間,我們有九個人啊 We need the room. There's nine of us.
不.我要讓這個房間保持他喜歡的樣子 No. I'm keeping it the way he likes it.
這樣當他回來的時候我就能告訴他 Though when he comes back, i will have to break it to him
他童年的那些英雄 that some of his childhood heroes didn't love women
並不跟我們想像的一樣喜歡女人 as much as we thought they did.
不過他們中有個人喜歡的又有點太多了 And one of them liked them a little too much.
爸,你永遠找不到他的 Dad, you're never gonna find him.
你還是放棄吧 You might as well just give up.
放棄? Give up?
我知道他在某個地方 I know he's out there somewhere.
總有一天 And one day,
他會回到我們家庭的 he's gonna join our family again.
綠色地球 Green earth.
格拉夫探員,你的回饋啟動了 Agent graves, your feed is live.
目標是漩渦的二號頭目 The target is maelstrom's second in command.
他有我們需要的資訊 He has information we must extract.
捕捉和審訊 不要殺死他 Capture and interrogate. Do not terminate.
攔截, 9,8 Interception in nine, eight,
7,6 seven, six,
5,4, five, four,
3,2,1 three, two, one.
盯住目標 Eyes on the target.
放輕鬆,盯住目標 Easy. Eyes on the target.
警告,東面大量敵人 Be advised, multiple hostiles to the east.
目標移動 Target mobile.
目標向北去了 Target heading north.
目標1在逃跑 Alpha 1's now bravo 1.
收到 He's mobile. Roger that.
別擋道,走開 Out of the way. Move, move, move.
我能借這個嗎? 謝了 May I borrow this? Thank you.
現在跟著目標1 Now complete on bravo 1, following bravo 1.
目標1現在徒步,我正在追 Alpha 1 now on foxtrot. I'm in pursuit.
南邊有敵人 Hostiles to your south,
向你的方向過來了 advancing on your position.
目標1移動了 他有後援,結束追捕 Bravo 1 is now mobile. He has backup. End pursuit now.
還是不了 I'd rather not.
來吧.我的槍! Come on. My gun!
指揮官,回話 我們快到通信的 Commander, relay back. We are now nearing the limit
到通信邊界了 of live feed transmission.
你好,夥計們 Hello, chaps.
任務中止 收到,指揮官 Permission to abort now. Commander, acknowledge.
再見 Goodbye.
請系好安全帶！ Buckle up!
劇毒毛毛蟲的毒素 Lonomia caterpillar toxin's
進入你的血液了 entered your bloodstream, Mr. beder.
你還有90秒能活 You have 90 seconds until heart failure.
然而，我， 這裡有解毒劑 I do, however, have the antidote here.
你最好告訴我你朋友 Perhaps you'd like to tell me what your friends
漩渦辛迪加在計畫些什麼 at the maelstrom syndicate are planning.
60秒 Sixty seconds.
朗達喬治 Rhonda George.
一個暗殺計畫 朗達喬治? An assassination. Rhonda George?
她是個女演員和慈善家 She's the actress and philanthropist.
她這兩天要給worldcure舉辦活動 She's hosting an event for worldcure in two days, sir.
給我解毒劑 Give me the antidote.
我想太遲了 It's too late, I'm afraid.
我要你參加這個會議,塞巴斯蒂安 I want you at this event, Sebastian.
好的指揮官 Very wise, commander ledford.
維爾貝克接球 魯尼也在附近 Welbeck's touch. Rooney's there too.
傳到卡裡克腳上 傳給了貝恩斯 Now carrick, here's baines.
哦, 沒人防守 Oh, he's free.
英格蘭進入半決賽了 England are heading to the semis,
大家歡呼吧 to the delight of millions at home!
嘿大夥 Hey, everyone.
我們慶祝吧 Let's celebrate responsibly.
哦! Oh!
不敢相信又發生了 Can't believe it's happened again.
拿出來.拿出來 Get it out. Get it out.
拿出來.出去 Get it out. Get out.
他要炸了! 讓開娘們 He's gonna blow! Out the way, ladies.
我拿到滅火器了 謝天謝地 I've got the fire extinguisher. Thank the lord.
誰是諾比?在哪? Where's nobby? Where is he? Where's nobby? Nobby!
諾比 Nobby. Nobby, nobby.
你怎麼氣喘吁吁的? Why are you so out of breath?
我一路跑過來的 I've run all the way from home.
但是你就住在對面 But you only live across the street.
你記得我堂兄嗎? Do you remember me cousin, digger?
那個小偷? 恩 What, the thief? Yeah.
他前晚在一個豪華宴會偷東西的時候 Well, he was nicking coats at a posh event the other night,
你絕對想不到他看見了誰 and you'll never guess who he saw.
誰? 我們終於找到他了 Who? We finally found him.
我們終於找到你弟弟了 We finally found your brother.
諾比和塞巴斯蒂安屠夫 Nobby and Sebastian butcher.
我們是格林斯比的屠夫兄弟 We're the butcher boys of grimsby.
他們永遠不能分開我們 They'll never split us up.
永遠! 永遠! Forever! Forever!
你弟明天會去參加一個高級宴會 Your brother is gonna be at a fancy party tomorrow.
但是我怎麼進去呢? But how will I get in?
我兄弟給你偷了張票 Me cousin's nicked you a ticket.
全世界的首腦 Leaders from around the world,
比如世界衛生組織的頭子Javier Alvarez such as the head of the world health organization
和明星比如丹尼爾·雷德克裡夫 Javier Alvarez and celebrities, including Daniel Radcliffe,
將會參加這個由慈善家朗達喬治 have gathered at this worldcure event,
發起的會議 sponsored by philanthropist, Rhonda George.
綠色地球 Green earth.
格拉夫特工 Agent graves,
你的回饋啟動了 your feed is live.
誰? 是我 Who's this in my ear? It's me.
別調情了,我們在公共頻道 And stop flirting. We're on an open channel.
好 Right.
要幾杯? 讚美你,先生 How much? Complimentary, sir.
喂 How now?
嗨 Hi.
你看見我兄弟了嗎?他叫塞巴斯蒂安 Have you seen me brother? He's called Sebastian.
這是他的照片,很多年前拍的 Here's a photo of him. It was taken a few years ago.
你到位置了嗎,特工? Are you in position yet, agent graves?
額哦 Uh-oh.
靠,卡住了 Come on. It's stuck.
我靠 Come on.
請歡迎朗達喬治 Please welcome Rhonda George.
下午好,女士先生們 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
謝謝 Thank you.
當我開辦了worldcure When I started worldcure,
人們常對我說: people would constantly say to me:
你不能讓世界擺脫疾病 "You cannot rid the world of disease."
我會直盯著他們眼睛 I would look them straight in the eye
說,我可以 and say, "yes, I can."
你能探測到什麼將要發生的威脅嗎? Can you detect any imminent threat, graves?
我們會搞明白的 We are gonna figure this out.
一切都從這裡開始 And it all starts right here, right now,
從一個孩子開始 with one little boy.
他的名字叫schlomo khalidi His name is schlomo khalidi.
女士們先生們,我們會治癒這個世界 Ladies and gentlemen, we will cure the world.
我媽是猶太人 Mummy was Jewish.
爸爸是巴勒斯坦人 Daddy was palestinian.
但是他們彼此相愛著 But they both loved each other so very much.
我生來就得了HIV I was born with HIV.
現在我病了,非常渴求幫助 Now I am very sick with aids.
棒極了! Yes! Fantastic!
你永遠也治不好了! You are not coming back from that!
噓! Shh!
這個病也許會殺了我... Though this disease may kill me...
操作員 為什麼我們中東不能停止 The operator. ...Why can't we stop
互相殺戮 killing each other in the middle east?
操作員呢? Where's the operator?
攝像機是槍 The camera's a gun.
日.攝像是槍! Damn. The camera's a gun!
你是誰? Who are you?
是我啊 It's me.
諾比 Nobby.
諾比? Nobby?
剛才發生了什麼鬼? What the hell just happened?
世界衛生組織的老大被射中了 The head of the world health organization's been shot.
鎖定射手! Locate the shooter! Locate the shooter!
射手在那! There's the shooter!
老虎尾.我是臥底 Tiger tail. Undercover.
我開槍是不明智的 My shot was compromised.
拿下他! Take him out!
Sir,我們確認了 Sir, we have confirmation.
格拉夫開的槍 Graves took the shot.
格拉夫? Graves?
哦! Ow!
住手.離他遠點 Cut it out. Leave him alone.
後面! Behind you!
我能幫啥? 泥奏凱 How can I help? You can stay away from me.
你需要我的説明 You need me help.
死傻屌 Fucking twat.
再見,諾比 Goodbye, nobby.
別擔心,我不會離開你的! Don't worry. I won't leave you!
啊! Aah!
啊!我的腳! 我的瓶子 Aah! My ankle! Me bottle.
下去! 來吧 Get off me! Come on.
腳腕碎了 你的背著我 The ankle's shattered. You'll need to carry me.
來吧.上我肩膀 Come on. Get over me shoulder.
對不起 進去 Sorry. Get in.
嘿!離車遠點 Hey! Move away from the car.
等我抄下牌 Soon as I've printed your ticket.
來吧 Come on.
你得開車 You'll have to drive.
走.不是那個! Move. Not that one!
發生什麼了? What happened?
別管了.趕緊走 Never mind. Just get going.
我靠,很危險啊! Come on, it's dangerous!
從車裡出來! Get out of the car now!
別擔心,是防彈的 Don't worry. It's bulletproof.
你打不到我們 不 You can't hurt us. No.
我們有防彈玻璃 We've got bulletproof glass.
啊! 快搖起來! Aah! Roll it up!
搖起來! Roll it up!
快走 Just go. Now.
哦,真棒.能一邊跑一邊看比賽 Oh, great. We can watch the match while escaping.
小心! Watch out!
啊! Aah!
他要點球了 He's gonna take the penalty.
有個點球. 諾比,別管足球了 There's a penalty. Nobby, forget the football.
你要淹死了 我要等他點球了 You're gonna drown. I'm getting out
再出去 聽我說 after he's taken penalty. Listen to me.
別想了! 深吸氣 Miss it! Take a breath.
他... And he...
幹! Fuck!
世界衛生組織的主管 Director general of the world health organization,
Dr. Javier Alvarez Dr. Javier Alvarez,
死了 is dead.
他在交火中被射中了 He was caught in the crossfire
被嘗試殺死慈善家Rhonda George of an apparent assassination attempt
的刺客 on philanthropist Rhonda George.
對秘密特工的 A huge manhunt is underway
搜捕正在進行中 to find a rogue secret agent
他先射中中東和平象徵 who first shot middle east peace symbol
schlomo khalidi schlomo khalidi.
這個孩子的艾滋血,撒進了 The boy's aids-tainted blood then sprayed into the mouth
哈利波特男主丹尼爾的嘴裡 of Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe.
有消息說丹尼爾 Sources tell us that Radcliffe,
的嘴裡有很多傷口 who had numerous open sores in his mouth,
測試結果 感染了HIV has tested positive for HIV.
我們在深入挖掘 We're digging into his background now, sir.
試圖搞清楚漩渦是怎麼找上他的 Trying to work out how maelstrom could've got to him.
你想讓我們怎麼做? What do you want us to do, sir?
啟動chilcott Activate chilcott.
chilcott已經被解雇了老大 Chilcott was dismissed for good reason, sir.
啟動chilcott Activate chilcott.
生活不奇怪嗎? Isn't life strange?
我是說,昨天我的一天還很平淡 I mean, yesterday I'm having a normal day
我還在用屁眼放煙火,和朋友喝酒泡吧 down the pub with me mates with a firework up me ass.
但是現在我和我兄弟在一起 And here we are now, with me brother,
跑步和游泳 doing some running and swimming,
各種有氧運動 all different types of cardio.
能問你個問題嗎? Can I ask you a question?
你是文迪塞爾的替身嗎? Are you a vin diesel impersonator?
或者是盯上艾滋小孩的殺手47? Or are you a hit man who specializes in kids with aids?
什麼?我是秘密特工 在軍情6處工作 What? I'm a secret agent, i work for an offshoot of MI6.
你怎麼不告訴你親兄弟你是幹什麼的? How could you not tell your own brother what you do?
因為我職業是秘密 Because within the title of my occupation is the word "secret."
但是如果你家人都不相信 你還能相信誰? But if you can't trust family, who can you trust?
相信你? 都怪你 Trust you? Trust you? Because of you,
世界衛生組織的老大死了 the head of the world health organization is dead
哈利波特得了艾滋 and Harry Potter has aids.
你3秒鐘就做到了 You managed to do in three seconds
伏地魔在八部電影都沒做到的事情(黑粗翔...) what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies.
不要弄濕你的內褲 可以治療的 Don't wet your knickers. It's treatable.
哦,海洛因 Ooh, heroin.
那東西讓人上癮 這只是入門毒品 That stuff's addictive. It's a gateway drug.
什麼? 會染上更多海洛因 To what? To more heroin.
這不是海洛因 是加速骨骼生長的藥 This is not heroin, this is rapid bone calcifier.
能修復我腳踝的骨折 It fills the fractures in my ankle,
硬化骨骼和肌肉,這樣我就能走路了 hardens the bone and muscle around it so that I can walk.
為什麼,你腳踝怎麼了? Why, what happened to your ankle?
你壓的 You fell on it.
你好 Hello.
不是我幹的 I didn't do it.
我需要你幫忙 I need your help.
如果我幫你,我會被抓的 If I help you, I'll be arrested.
如果你不幫,我今天就死了 If you don't, I could be dead by the end of the day.
好吧,聽著 All right, listen.
Ledford啟動了叫Chil什麼鬼的東西 Ledford activated someone called chil-something.
我就知道這些That's all I know.
Chilcott? 我的天,他是瘋子 Chilcott? Oh, Jesus, he's a psychopath.
那是殺手令 哦,天啊 That's a kill order. Oh, god.
Jodie我要你幫我做點事 Jodie, I need you to do something for me.
我要你找出那個 I need you to find out the identity of the man
殺了Javier Alvarez的人 who killed Javier Alvarez.
如果找到了他,我就清白了 If I can find him, it will clear my name.
能做到嗎? Can you do that?
我盡力 I'll try.
我能按這個紅色按鈕嗎? Seb, can I press this red button?
啊,上帝 什麼? Aah! God's sake. What?
你剛把一個跟蹤器打我脖子裡了! You just implanted a tracking device in my neck!
至少我不會再28年找不到你了 At least I won't lose you for another 28 years.
忘記說了,我給你準備了個禮物 I forgot to mention, i got you a present.
什麼? 兩張票給你和我 What? Two tickets for me and you
去智利看英格蘭決賽 to go to Chile to see england play in the final.
你怎麼知道英格蘭能進決賽? How do you know if england are gonna be in the final?
最好這樣,因為我剛搞定了 Well, they'd better be because I just got this done.
英格蘭,2016世界冠軍 England, world "championes," 2016.
那寫的是200016 That says 200,016.
不是,是2016 No, it says 2016.
那是從198,000年前開始 That's 198,000 years from now.
我免費得了兩個0,所以誰是白癡? In that case, I got two zeroes for free, so who's the idiot?
你在幹麼? 我得消失 What are you doing? I need to disappear.
有人在找我 There are people looking for me.
你不會在看見我了 You won't see me again.
祝你好運 Good luck, nobby.
耶 Yeah.
哦.不,你是對的 Okay. No, no, you're right.
我得回家 I should-- I should be heading back home anyway.
去看看家裡人 Got to see the family.
重新聯繫很好 It's good to reconnect.
保重? Take care, eh?
保重 Take care.
等下.自從你當了間諜 Wait. Since you're a spy,
就意味著沒人知道我是你哥嗎? does that mean no one knows I'm your brother?
當然 Exactly.
好,我給你找了個最佳藏身所 Well, then, I've got the perfect place for you to hide.
哦,不 Oh, no.
哦,太好了 Oh, it's so good
你能回到格林斯比 to have you back in grimsby.
它中產化以後你可能認不出來了 You probably don't recognize it since it were gentrified.
我不是格林斯比來的 I am not from grimsby.
你好 Hiya.
我有了女朋友. 不是什麼大事 I've got a girlfriend. It's nothing serious.
但是她艸起來很不錯 你自便 But she's fit as fuck, so hands to yourself.
繼續.脫鞋 Go on. Shoes off.
嘿 Hey.
想你,老爸 也想你 Missed you, dad. Missed you too.
我沒說清我要安全的地點嗎? Was I not clear when I said i needed a secure location?
這地方很安全 This place is totally secure.
雖然我不認識她 Although I don't know who she is.
我只是開玩笑 那是我們的布蘭妮 I'm just being hilarious. That's our Britney.
要茶嗎? 那有烤肉卷 You want a cup of tea? There's a kebab.
你想要什麼都有 You can have anything you want there.
這是廚房,全都有 It's a kitchen, fully stocked.
閉嘴,死胖子! Shut your fucking mouth, cartman!
這是我們的新孩子django unchained And this is our new babby, django unchained.
嘿,爸 Hey, dad.
這是誰? Who's that?
這是我大兒子skeletor That's me oldest son, skeletor.
你好 Hiya. Hey!
這個呢?另一個兒子? What's that, another son?
別鬧了 Don't be daft.
這個是我孫子,江南Style That's our grandson, gangnam style.
你好 Hiya.
hi爸 Hi, dad.
這是盧克 And this here is Luke.
我們這麼叫他,因為他得了白血病(白血病音同盧克) We call him that because he's got leukemia.
真抱歉 I'm so sorry.
他不覺得 我們剛給他剃了頭 He doesn't really. We just shave his head
這樣我們就能搞到福利了 so we can claim the welfare for it.
啥? 你知道嗎? What? You know what?
你看到這是個大金礦 You're looking at a gold mine up there.
一周能賺65磅40 This tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week.
好了,化學課結束了 All right, chemistry class is over.
該學生物了 Time for biology.
母親的子宮最小也能達到 At its maximum, the mother's uterus
25立方英尺 expands to 25 cubic feet.
這是誰? Who's this? Who's that?
另外一個光頭.這是誰 傑森 The other bald man. Who's this? Jason.
他是傑森 我是傑森 He's Jason. I'm Jason.
我有11個孩子 記不全他們 I've got 11 kids. Not easy to remember them all.
啊,他不叫塞巴斯蒂安 Aah! His name is not Sebastian,
你知道這就行了 and that's all you need to know.
你他媽跟老爸是什麼關係? 是叔叔coddy What the fuck are you on about, dad? It's uncle coddy.
抱一個 Give us a hug.
我不敢相信是你 I can't believe it's you.
歡迎回來 Welcome back to grimsby.
這是你的家庭.你的侄子侄女 They're your family. Those are your nephews and nieces.
他們怎麼知道我是誰?我提到過你 How do they know who I am? I might've mentioned you
很多次這些年 couple of times over the years.
很多次? 讓我帶他去牆那裡,老爸 "Couple of times"? I'll show him your wall, dad.
這是你小時候 There's you as a kid.
你個小混蛋 Leg it! You little bastards.
把球還我! Give me back me ball!
滾 Fuck off.
諾比.傳球 來 Nobby. Pass us the ball. Come on.
過人 他要得分了 Pass it. He's gonna score.
英格蘭要進決賽了 諾比 射門 England's gonna win the final. Nobby, shoot!
噢... Oh...
早,警官 Morning, officer.
諾比和塞巴斯蒂安屠夫 Nobby and Sebastian butcher.
我們想還回這個漂亮的球 We were trying to return that beautiful ball
給他的主人 to its rightful owner.
不是說球 It's not about the ball, lads.
看,賽巴 那對夫妻要領養我們 Look, seb. That's the couple that's adopting us.
他們從倫敦來 They're from London.
你跟我一起對嗎? You're coming with me. Right, nobby?
當然 Of course.
我不會離開我弟弟 I'd never leave my little brother.
傷心是對的 It's all right to be sad.
但是站在那 But it's not all right to stand there and whinge
像一個低消沉的混蛋哭泣是不對的 like a low mopey bastard.
我們是? 來,說出來 Who are we? Come on, say it.
我們是格林斯比屠夫男孩 We're butcher boys of grimsby.
聽不見 再說一遍 I didn't hear you. Say it again.
我們是他媽的格林斯比屠夫男孩 We're the fucking butcher boys of grimsby.
他們永遠不能分開我們 They'll never split us up.
永遠! Forever! Forever!
不管怎樣,你叔叔不想看到 Anyway, your uncle don't want to look at pictures
我和他整天一起.對嗎? of me and him all day, do you?
對. 什麼? No. What?
對 No.
好吧.來吧 All right. Come on.
我們來看看我去倫敦旅行的照片 Let's take a look at me travel photos of London.
來吧,大家一起 Come on, everyone. Come on, squeeze up, squeeze up.
這是Norfolk Arms.這是狗和鴨子 This is the Norfolk arms. This is the dog and duck.
這是三個皇冠 This is the three crowns.
這是查令十字街警察局 And this is charing cross police station.
死豬 Fucking pigs.
這是我和免費的酒 This is me with some free booze.
這是我用手艸非洲男孩的屁眼 And this is me with me finger up an African boy's ass.
等下,回去 讓我看看 Wait a minute. Go back. Let me see.
是殺手 It's the assassin.
聽著,倫敦很好 但我很想你 Listen, London were fab. But I missed you lot.
我也想你 我也想你,老爸 Missed you too. Missed you too, dad.
接電話 Answer it.
是 Yes, sir.
你好? Hello?
Ledford在看著你,是嗎? Ledford's watching you, isn't he?
說,嗨,老爸 Say, "hi, daddy."
嗨,爸爸 Hi, daddy.
額 Aww.
查看郵件 Check your e-mail.
找出這是誰 Find out who that is.
你必須訪問全球 人臉識別網格 You'll have to access the global facial recognition grid.
我怎麼做? And how am I going to do that?
找出來 Figure it out.
你好 我的最愛? That the love of me life, dawny?
是我親愛的諾比嗎? 我回來了 Is that my darling nobby? I'm back.
我真想你 我也是 I missed you so much. Me too.
好了孩子們 出去 All right, kids. Out. Now.
出去,聽你媽的話 快出去 Out. Listen to your mum. Out quick.
我有重要的事跟你爸說 I got something very important that I need to tell your dad.
什麼? What is it?
我褲子丟了 I lost me panties.
我確定不是你屁股吃了他們? You sure your ass hasn't eaten them again?
不,你個愚蠢的笨蛋 我沒穿 No, you daft twat. I didn't put any on.
哦,我要硬了 比戀童癖看見樂高玩具還硬 Ooh, I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at legoland.
哦看 我就像 Oh, look. I'm exactly like
本能裡的莎朗斯通 Sharon Stallone in basic instincts.
別擔心 Don't worry.
別擔心,不是我屁股發出的聲音 That didn't come out me bum.
哦 Oh.
這個是 That one did.
別擔心.過來 No problem. Get over here.
我知道你想要 I know you must be gagging for it.
對,過來,諾比 All right. Come here, nobby.
嘿 什麼? Hey. What?
我餓了 I'm hungry for a grimsby breakfast.
好,自助餐就在你眼前 Well, the buffet's open.
我需要個桌子來吃 I'll need a table for one.
這些都是你的 It's all-you-can-eat.
60分鐘再見 See you in about 60 minutes.
繼續 Get going.
咳,諾比 哦 Ahem, nobby. Oh.
這是我的飛鏢的夥伴 嗯……本金斯利 That's me darts partner, um...Ben Kingsley.
諾比,你帶我來幹嘛? Nobby, what do you take me for?
我知道這是誰 這是你兄弟 I know who that is. That's your brother.
你這些年都他媽幹嘛了? Where the fuck you been all these years?
我很忙. 恭喜,順便問下,你什麼時候生？ I've been busy. Congratulations, by the way. When are you due?
哦,我沒懷孕 我就是胖 Oh, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fucking fat.
諾比 啥? - Nobby. - What?
必須沒有人知道我在這裡 It's imperative no one know that I'm here.
你要沒有人的地方? You need somewhere isolated where there's no one around?
正確 好吧 Exactly. All right.
我知道個地方 I know just the place.
這邊,過火車站 It's just this way, past the train station.
停站915,格林斯比到倫敦 - All aboard the 915, - grimsby to London.
進 In you go.
你認為新父母我讓我們睡 Do you think our new parents will let us sleep
在一間屋子裡嗎? in the same room?
如果我們有雙層床， 我能睡上面嗎? If we have bunk beds, can I have the top?
當然可以 You can have the top, little man.
乘沒人快去尿尿吧 Go and have a pee now before the other passengers do.
好的,兄弟 Okay, bruv.
塞巴斯蒂安 這是什麼? And Sebastian... What is it?
沒什麼 Nothing.
諾比? Nobby?
諾比?諾比? Nobby? Nobby?
諾比?諾比? 你看見我兄弟諾比了嗎? Nobby? Nobby? Have you seen me brother, nobby?
諾比?你在哪? Nobby, where are you? Nobby!
不!諾比! No! Nobby!
回來! Come back!
回來,諾比! Come back, nobby!
賽巴.來吧 Sebbo. Come on.
我知道,回來感覺很不錯,對嗎? I know. It's great to be back, isn't it?
我們到了. 就在這 Here we go. Just in here.
你確定這裡安全? You sure this location is secure?
放心,相信你哥 Relax. Trust your brother.
驚喜! Surprise!
不!賽巴! 別這樣 No, no! Seb! Come on, no.
不,他們是我們親戚 No, they're our folk.
歡迎回家 Welcome home.
沒人應該知道我在這裡 Nobody's supposed to know I'm here.
沒有人知道你在這 No one does know you're here.
這些人知道我在這 These people know I'm here.
你知道他在這嗎? 不! - Do you know he's here? - No!
我們在這 We are here.
幹得好 Good work, chilcott.
你怎麼找到他的? How did you find him?
專業的直覺 Let's just call it professional intuition.
什麼味道? What's that smell?
是我 Milky pimms That's me. Milky pimms.
哦 我在碼頭工作 Oh. I work our docks.
把鱈魚運到世界各地 We transport COD all over the world.
有意思 Fascinating.
要幫忙嗎? Can I help you?
Chilcott. 走開 Chilcott. Move.
什麼? What is it?
哦,天. 我被盯上了 Oh, god, I'm cornered.
我不該獨自來這裡 I should never have come here alone.
你不是一個人,兄弟 You're never alone in grimsby, bruv.
Lads. Lads.
看到這些人了嗎? See those blokes out there?
這些人是曼賈斯特的支持者 Those are Manchester united supporters.
這些小婊砸怎麼敢出現在這? How dare those twats show up here?
拖住他們. 我們保證我幫你燒了學校 Delay them. I promise I'll burn your school down.
不用上學! 來吧 No school! Come on.
Oi, lads.拿上球! Oi, lads. Get the ball!
我們走lads 他們有槍! - Let's go, lads. - They've got guns!
打擾下 先生. 你好像掉東西了 Excuse me, sir. I think you dropped something.
掉了什麼? Dropped what?
你在格林斯比了,你個廢物! You're in grimsby now, you git!
你以為我不敢殺你嗎?小雜種 Do you think I'll hesitate to kill you? Little bastard.
現在! Now!
Sanjiv,現在! Sanjiv, now!
魚場,這邊 Fish factory, this way.
來吧,漁場,這裡. Come on, fish factory. Go there.
快.我們走 Quick. In there. Let's go.
啊! Aah!
賽巴 Seb.
你在幹嘛?你殺了他們了 What have you done? You've killed him.
諾比,你在幹嘛? Nobby, what are you doing?
對死者要表示尊敬 I'm showing some respect for the dead.
好的,夥計 There you go, mate.
諾比! 什麼? Nobby! What?
過來. 這是什麼? Get over here. What is it?
我要你幫忙吸我肩上的傷口 I need you to suck this wound in my shoulder.
不 我可不吸男人的肩膀 No, no, no, I don't put my lips on another man's shoulder.
真基... 快點 That's very gay. Do it now.
人們在格林斯比點全素的早餐 People have been chucked out of grimsby
都會被趕出去 for ordering a vegetarian breakfast.
那個子彈有劇毒毛毛蟲的毒素 That pellet was filled with lonomia caterpillar toxin.
如果90秒內你沒吸出來,我就死定了 I'll be dead in 90 seconds if you don't suck it out.
好吧 Okay, okay.
用力吸 Suck hard.
好的 That's it.
別吞下去了 Don't swallow the poison.
吐出來 And now spit it out.
幹得好.感謝上天 Well done. Praise the lord.
我以為我失去你了,兄弟 I thought I'd lost you, brother.
我愛你 諾比 I love you so much. Nobby.
什麼? 我另一個地方也被射中了 What? I've been hit somewhere else.
哪? Where?
我不吸那裡 沒門 I'm not falling for that one. No way.
不,你別... 你幹嘛? No, you don't-- what are you doing?
不,你幹嘛脫褲子? No, why are you taking those off?
毒液是從左邊睾丸葉進來了 The toxin's coursing through the left lobule of my teste.
從精索進到我腎臟了.快吸 Up the spermatic plexus to my kidneys. Suck it.
喔! Whoo!
耶穌說過 As Jesus said,
別給自己的兄弟口交 "thou shalt not suck off your own fucking brother."
快點 要不然我60秒內就會死 Do it, or I'll be dead in 60 seconds.
我找了你30年 I've been searching for you for almost 30 year.
要是上Acfun(同性戀交友網站)的話 2分鐘就能找到你了 I could've found you in two minutes on acfun.
選吧 吸我蛋蛋 要不看著我死 Choose. You can suck my scrotum or you can let me die.
好吧 Okay.
你想讓刻什麼在你墓碑上 ? What would you like written on your gravestone?
吸我蛋♂蛋! Suck my balls!
喔! Whoa!
只剩40秒了 I have less than 40 seconds.
好吧 All right.
這是為了老爸 This is for dad.
吸♂,用力吸♂ Suck it. Suck harder.
吸出來吐掉 Suck and spit.
毒液傳播太快了 我得上來 It's traveling too fast. I need to be on top.
過來 Over here.
啥 ? 不行 我才不玩吊茶包. (吊茶包Teabagging是形容一名男性把他的陰囊放在性伴侶的口腔內，然後重複以進出或磨擦的方式，像將茶包浸泡在茶杯內又取出的動作) What? No. I draw the line at teabagging.
必須搖♂出來 Must shake this out.
沒有用 It's not working.
科迪 Coddy.
科迪,別死 Coddy, don't go. Coddy.
我失去了你一次 I've lost you once.
我不能再失去你 I refuse to lose you again.
哦! Oh!
對了 That's it.
我們做到了 你做到了 We did it. You did it.
我們做... We did--
你居然射我臉上 you just came on me face.
只是射精前的液體而已 It was a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most.
成熟點吧 Grow up.
我想像能有一天人們不用再這樣活著 I envision a day when people won't have to live like this.
貧窮被消滅 A day when poverty will be eradicated.
我知道這是可能的 And I know it's possible.
長官 我們有線索了 Sir, we've got something.
用力吸 吸出來吐掉 Suck harder. Suck and spit.
所以,這是什麼新情報? So, what's this new intelligence, marber?
我們查到了他的同夥 是他的哥哥 We've identified the partner, sir. He's graves' brother.
哥哥 ? - 凱爾·阿倫·屠夫 Brother? Kyle Alan butcher,
也叫諾比屠夫 a.K.A. Nobby butcher.
肯定是漩渦的人吧 A maelstrom sleeper, no doubt.
只是個勞動階級流氓而已 Just some working-class scum.
找出並殺了他們 Find them and kill them.
是,長官 Yes, sir.
我找到殺手了 I found the assassin.
他叫帕維爾·盧卡申科 正前往南非 He's pavel lukashenko. He's on route to South Africa.
好 Good.
好. 還有,他們查到你哥了 Yeah. And they know about your brother.
沒問題 我正準備甩開他 No problem. I'm about to ditch him.
聽著 Listen.
如果他被抓到,他和他家人都會被殺 They'll kill him and his family too if they catch him.
你想害死你哥哥嗎 ? Do you really want your brother to die?
別管了 Forget it.
聽著 我得找你那朋友聊聊 Look, I need to talk to your friend.
額,什麼? Uh, what--? Milky?
那個運魚的 The fish travel agent?
怎麼 你想讓吸他 ? What, so you can gob-rape him too?
你個禽獸 You monster.
不. No.
我們將去南非 We're going to South Africa.
真的嗎? Really?
我將會和我弟去度假 I'm going on holiday with me babby brother.
這是個緊張的半決賽 It's a semifinal that has become gripped by tension.
球到了英格蘭腳下 是時候最後一擊 寶貝 And england to have the ball.Time for one last attack, baby.
快 斯特林 球被斯特林斷了 Come on, Sterling.The ball's broken for Sterling.Come on, Sterling. The ball's broken for Sterling.
進去那 拉希姆·斯特林 過人了 Get in there. Raheem Sterling's through.
他為英格蘭進球了 And raheem Sterling scores for england!
那肯定讓英格蘭 That surely puts england
進入智利的決賽 into the final in Chile.
我們來了 Here we go!
我們吐你一臉口水 We spit on your face!
前進 前進 Here we go! Here we go!
諾比 他們在打垮齊克斯坦頓 Nobby. They're beating up Zeke Stanton.
納粹雜種! Nazi bastard!
球場入侵 球場入侵! Pitch invasion! Pitch invasion!
-納粹雜種! -我們去拿下他們 - Nazi scum! - Let's get them!
-來吧 -液! - Come on. - Yeah!
比賽結束 英國將前往智利參加決賽 That's it. England are going to the final in Chile.
裘蒂 嘿,爸 Jodie. Hi, daddy.
不 不 不要那樣叫 這很奇怪 No, no, stop doing that now. It's weird.
我發現盧卡申科的所在地 I've discovered where lukashenko is.
我跟蹤他到克魯格公園的叢林小屋。 I tracked him to the tshukaru bush lodge in kruger park.
他正在和一個叫約裡斯 斯密特的生物學家見面 He's meeting up with a biochemist called joris smit.
漩渦很明顯在向他買東西 Maelstrom are clearly buying something from him.
他和妻子 麗娜·斯密特 一起住在酒店裡 He's currently in a hotel room with Lina smit, his wife,
濫交出名的妻子 famed for her promiscuity.
你要從她身上找出她所知的 你可能要誘惑她 You need to find out from her. You may need to seduce her.
然而 你知道 我會為了英格蘭做任何事 Well, as you know, I'll do anything for england.
給我在小屋訂一個間房 Book me a room at the lodge.
我已經做了 你的別名是謝爾敦先生 I have done. Your alias is Mr. Shelton.
嘿 請說人話 什麼? Hey, English. What?
我有些東西要慶祝你 I have something for you to celebrate:
非洲最純的海洛因 慢慢享用 The best heroin in Africa. Enjoy.
我很尷尬的說我之前從來沒有真正嘗試過這 I'm embarrassed to say I've never actually tried any before.
-你會喜歡的 -聽著 You'll like it. Listen,
我想保持聯繫 I'd love to stay in touch.
-你是用郵件還是...?-領英 Are you on e-mail or...? Linkedin.
名字叫 tabansinyaguraheroindealer15 It is tabansinyaguraheroindealer15.
好的 Yes.
你在和誰說話 Who's that you were talking to?
那是我的新好友塔巴斯 That is me new mate, tabansi.
他往屁股裡填滿毒品 He flies to and from south America
在南非來回飛 with drugs rammed up his bottom.
那或者是犯罪 It's either that or a life of crime.
諾比 Nobby.
我要出去幾個小時 I'll be gone for a couple of hours.
為什麼 你急著幹嘛 Why? What are you up to?
我要和某人見面 找出盧卡申科來到這裡的原因 I'm meeting someone to find out why lukashenko came here.
留在那 明白嗎? You stay here, understood?
噢 不 Oh, no.
我想我可能把我們的針混在一起了 I think I might've mixed up our needles.
我的天啊 OH my god.
你不能磕著海洛因去執行秘密任務 You can't do a secret mission on heroin.
不要擔心 好嗎 Not to worry, all right?
就把間諜任務留給你兄弟 Just leave the spying to your brother.
塞巴斯蒂安? Sebastian?
不 他現在在沙發上 No, he's currently on couch,
搔著他的奶子 smacked off his tits.
你是誰? Who is this?
我是他兄弟 諾比 I'm his brother, nobby.
我能幫你什麼? Can I help?
諾比 我要你聽著 Nobby, I need you to listen to me.
你將要而且一定要接替他 You are going to have to take his place.
你要去梅特蘭車站 You need to head to maitland station.
在那 你會遇見一個來自tshukaru 叢林小屋的司機 There, you'll meet a driver from tshukaru bush lodge.
當你見到他 你的別名就是謝爾敦先生 When you meet him, your alias is Mr. Shelton.
你懂了嗎? Did you get that?
我發信息去你的鏡頭裡 I'll send the information to your lens.
噢 不. 開門! Oh, no. Open the door!
開門 Open the door!
好了 你往裡面走 找到琳達 斯密特之後誘惑她 Okay, you need to head inside, find Lina smit and seduce her.
什麼 背叛道尼? 絕不 What, and cheat on dawny? Never.
你要引誘她從而找出 You need to seduce her in order to find out
盧卡申科從她老公身上買了什麼 what lukashenko bought from her husband.
好的 Okay.
你能看到琳達斯密特? Can you see Lina smit?
她很好認 She's easy to spot.
她穿著綠色連衣裙 並且她很漂亮 She's wearing a green dress, and she's absolutely gorgeous.
噢 不 Oh, no.
她太漂亮了 She is gorgeous.
找到她了嗎? Got her?
中 Bingo.
我要走了 記住 演得逼真點 I've got to go. Remember, act sophisticated.
你好 小貓 Hello, pussycat.
我名字叫.... The name is...
謝爾敦 Shelton.
謝爾敦先生 M.R. Shelton.
我一直在找你 I've been looking for you.
需要房間清潔服務嗎 You want room clean?
房間清潔服務? Room clean?
是的 是 "房間清潔服務" Yeah. Yes. "Room clean."
從頭到腳 From top to bottom.
我在23號 I'm in 23.
但一起來 我們可以來個69式 But together, we could make it 69.
好的 我很快來 Okay. I come soon.
快 Come on.
Ugh!
下午好 Good afternoon.
你好 有緊急情況 正處於棕色警報狀態 Hello. There's an emergency. It's a code brown.
棕色警報狀態 先生? A code brown, sir?
我把馬桶堵住了 I've blocked the toiletry.
請你能儘快派人來嗎? Could you send somebody up as soon as you can, please?
好的 謝爾敦先生 Okay, Mr. Shelton.
我會派個幫手給你 I will send you assistance.
塞巴斯蒂安格雷夫在這 Sebastian graves is here.
去他的房間引誘他 Go to his room and seduce him.
我很快到那 I'll be there soon.
噢 好 維修員來了 Oh, good. Maintenance is here.
謝爾敦先生 Mr. Shelton.
服務速度很快嘛 That is really fast service.
我剛打電話到下麵 I only just called down.
謝謝你那麼快來 Thank you for coming so quickly.
我希望我能回報你 I hope I can reciprocate.
是 Yeah.
總之 噢 跟著我 Anyway, uh, follow me.
噢 來 在這 開搞 Uh, ahem, come on. In here. Let's do this.
不是你通常幹的地方 Not your usual place to do it.
什麼?為什麼? What? Why?
你想希望我到哪幹? Where did you expect me to do it?
在床上 In the bed.
在 在床上? 我不是禽獸 In the-- in the bed? I'm not an animal.
我已經有超過五星期沒在床上做過一次 I haven't done one in a bed for over five weeks.
趕快開始 要我帶你去嗎 Let's be quick with this. Shall I show it to you?
我怎麼知道當我看到它 How do I know that when I see it,
我不會瘋狂的愛上你? I won't fall madly in love with you?
那裡真的不是很危險 There's really not much danger of that.
只是很大 It's enormous.
反而更好 All the better.
它有多硬? How hard is it?
好吧 Well, okay.
讓我試著回憶下 Let me try and remember. Um...
我意思是 它的頂部 很硬 I mean, the top of it is, you know, very hard.
事實上 也很令人痛苦 Actually, painfully so.
唔 Mmm.
之後有點中軟 Then kind of medium soft.
而且在它底下 真的又硬起來 And at the base of it, really hard again.
現在 要我告訴你我將會對它做啥麼? Now, should I tell you what I'm gonna do with it?
不 No.
我將會用手握住它 I'm gonna take it in my hand.
它的全部 對 All of it. Right.
那很不正常 That's very unusual.
是的 好? Yeah. Right?
之後 我會吻它 And then I'm gonna kiss it.
要吻它? Gonna kiss it?
之後我將要把它全部放進嘴裡 And I'm gonna put all of it in my mouth.
那比兩女一杯還糟糕 This is worse than 2 girls and 1 cup.
我打賭它嘗起來是草莓味 I bet it tastes like strawberries.
而我和你賭它嘗起來像加了額外咖喱汁的烤肉味 And I bet you that it tastes of kebab with extra curry sauce.
聽著 你他媽是個徹底的怪人 對? Listen. You're a total fucking weirdo, right?
就留著這 別出去 Just stay in here and do not come out.
好 Okay.
我們又見面了 So we meet again.
請進 Please, come in.
Okay.
你在幹什麼?讓別人來做那 What are you doing? Let someone else do that.
請讓我離開這裡一會 Please excuse me for one moment.
你他媽在幹什麼? What the hell are you doing?
我在準備熱身 I'm getting myself ready.
噓 聽著 我懂了 Shh! Listen, I get it.
你不會想你的衣服上粘上任何棕色彈片 You don't wanna get any brown shrapnel on your clothes.
棕色--棕色彈片? Brown-- brown shrapnel?
這個 This.
你看 硬 軟 硬 You see? Hard, soft, hard.
只有最厲害的人能贏 May the best man win.
-我現在要進去那 - 不 不 不 - I go in there now. - No, no, no.
讓我們熟悉一下 Let's get acquainted.
有人曾經告訴過你 Has anyone ever told you
你是一個漂亮的女人嗎? that you're a very beautiful woman?
你是一個曾經踏進 You are the most beautiful thing
上帝的綠地中最漂亮人 to ever walk the lord's green earth.
我們正從格雷福斯的鏡頭收到信號 長官 We're getting signal from graves' lens, sir.
把它放上來 Put it up.
所以 我們再看什麼 So, what are we looking at?
天啊 格雷福斯 Good god, graves.
喔 Whoo!
為什麼盧卡申科會見你丈夫 Why did lukashenko meet your husband?
你能把那個封面放大嗎? Can you zoom in on that stationery?
把座標發送到奇爾科特 Send the coordinates to chilcott.
你寧願和一個女僕做愛而不跟我做? You'd rather make love to a maid than me?
女僕? Maid?
巴奴 出去! Banu, out!
對不起 斯密特夫人 Sorry, Mrs. smit.
斯密特夫人? Mrs. smit?
巴奴 出去! Get out, banu!
我很抱歉 對不起 I'm so sorry. Sorry.
現在讓我來展示你這野獸的一面到底有狂野 Now, let me show you how wild this animal can be.
難道你真的認為我會讓你睡我老婆 格雷福斯先生? Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr. graves?
不 但再說 我從未想過 No. But then again, i never thought
她會用沾著屎的衣架切開我 that she'd chop up me poo with a coat hanger.
再見 塞巴斯蒂安 格雷福斯 Goodbye, Sebastian graves.
那不是塞巴斯蒂安 格雷福斯 That's not Sebastian graves.
-你還好嗎? -是的 You okay? Yeah.
海洛因效果怎麼樣? How was the heroin?
比我期望的還好 Better than expected.
為什麼盧卡申科要見你丈夫 Why did lukashenko meet your husband?
漩渦的計畫是什麼? What are maelstrom planning?
我不知道 I don't know.
塞巴 不要 Seb, don't.
不要認為這是針對你 親愛的, 他所有人都殺 Don't take it personal, love. He kills everyone.
因為他經常把床弄濕 It's because he used to wet the bed.
-讓她知道很重要 -這不重要 It's important she knows. It's not important.
然而 對於一個在你床鋪下在晚上被脫光的男孩 Well, it was important to the boy on the bunk under you
來說是很重要的 who used to get dripped on at night.
繼續幹下去 Get on with it.
只要告訴我你所知道的 Just tell us what you know,
之後他會放過你 and he'll let you live.
來嘛 Come on.
盧卡申科已經買了一種類似病毒. Lukashenko bought some kind of virus.
他會什麼時候用它? When is he gonna use it?
明天 Tomorrow.
他們將會在什麼地方釋放病毒? Where are they gonna release the virus?
他們將會- -They'll--
趴下 get down!
蹲下! Stay down!
是奇爾科特 快走 It's chilcott. Move!
快 Come on!
快跑 Come on. Run.
沒地方可以藏了 There's nowhere to hide.
-我有辦法 -噢 很好 I got an idea. Oh, great.
因為你的想法毫無收穫 Because your ideas have netted nothing
反而到了這裡 but gold up to this point.
你要跟著我 You're gonna follow me
並且按著你大哥我所說的去做 and do exactly what your big brother says.
趕快 快 Hurry! Come on.
他們去哪了? Where'd they go?
-他們剛到那 -分開走 They were just here. Spread out.
找出他們 Find them.
噢 天啊 太令人噁心了 Oh, god, this is disgusting.
長官 看一眼這 Sir, take a look at this!
-檢查一下他們走了沒 -我在看 - Check if they've gone. - I'm trying to.
你看到了什麼? 他們走了麼? What can you see? They've gone?
沒有危險了 The coast is clear.
好 讓我們離開這 Good. Let's get out of here.
噢 不 Oh, no.
噢 媽的 Oh, fuck me!
振作起來 塞巴 Brace yourself, seb!
離開他 Get off him!
離開我 啊 Get it off me. Aah!
那雄的可以幹長達三小時 The male can fuck for up to three hours.
我們必須讓他射 We have to make it come.
我在BBC頻道看過 I saw it on the BBC.
你在莖上弄而我搖它的蛋蛋 You work the shaft, and I'll cradle the balls.
我的頸快斷了 It's gonna break my neck.
我應付他們 I got them.
撐著 塞巴 你能的 Come on, sebbo. You can do it.
我在弄 我在幹 I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
-把你的嘴放到它的尿口 -別傻了 Put your tongue in the peehole. Don't be stupid.
我覺得我們快成功了 我覺得我們快成功了 I think we're in business. I think we're in business.
來吧 來吧 Come on. Come on.
噢 天啊 Oh, god.
真很噁心 That is revolting!
哈庫拉 馬嗒嗒 Hakuna matata.
做得好 Well done.
我想我會吐 I think I'm gonna be sick.
這最多是預射精的一點點水 It's a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most.
成熟點 Grow up.
去看看有沒有危險 See if the coast is clear.
噢 不 什麼 這是什麼? Oh, no. What? What is it?
這是個大象集體顏射派對 It's an elephant bukkake party.
弄它出來 Get it out.
混蛋 我屁眼要崩潰了 It's breaking me asshole.
現在不用太久了 Not much longer now.
振作點! 啊 不 Brace yourself! Aah! No!
好吧 All right.
你還好嗎? Are you okay?
不 我不怎麼好 No, I'm not okay.
我剛變成了一整個白便便 I just did an entirely white poo.
你需要清理 進來 You need to get cleaned up. Get in.
我的屁股好嗎 Is me ass okay?
哈? Huh?
是的 它很好 它真的很好 Yeah, it's good. It's really good.
那全是你的胡說八道? Are those your bollocks?
有人給你一個唇印在你右邊的蛋蛋 Someone's given you a hickey on your right nut.
那是你 That was you.
哦 Oh.
是裘蒂 It's Jodie.
她可以做你的太太 She could be your missus.
不 我不可能只和一個女人在一起. No, I could never be with one woman.
那麼 你將錯過人生中最好的禮物 Well, you're missing out on the greatest gift in life:
家庭 Family.
我曾經從我家裡得到的唯一禮物,就是背叛。 The only gift I ever got from my family was betrayal.
你為什麼那麼做 Why did you do it?
那沒關係 It doesn't matter.
沒關係? It doesn't matter?
你在我6歲的時候拋棄我 You abandoned me when I was 6.
那麼 為什麼? Now, why?
我們已經做出了決定 We have made our decision.
我們決定我們可以帶走其中一個 洛斯利先生 We've decided we can take one of the brothers, Mr. lowsley.
但是格雷福斯夫婦,那些孩子是不可分開的 But Mr. and Mrs. graves, these boys are inseparable.
分開他們會讓他們心碎而且對他們造成很大的影響 It would break their hearts, and affect them both very badly.
這是我們做出的決定 This is the decision we have come to.
但是那將會讓兄弟中其中一個 But that would leave one of the brothers
留在格林斯比的寄養系統中 in the foster system in grimsby.
這不是一個男孩所待的地方 It's no place for a boy.
他在這裡將毫無未來 He'll have no future here.
請上車! All aboard!
塞巴斯蒂安 諾比! nobby!
你見過我的兄弟諾比嗎? Have you seen me brother nobby?
諾比! Nobby!
不 諾比 No! Nobby!
回來 諾比 Come back, nobby!
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
所以我本來可以擁有你的生活? So I could have had your life?
對的 That's right.
而你也可以擁有我的生活 And you could have had mine.
諾比.... Nobby...
我... I...
我很抱歉 I am so sorry.
等著 Wait.
我想我們的丁丁剛第一次碰到了 I think our penises just fist-bumped.
分開 Disengage.
-你需要專心 對嗎 -是的 You need to focus, right? Yeah.
你要找出明天漩渦 You need to find out where maelstrom
計畫在哪爆炸 are planning to blow up tomorrow.
而我要找一個酒館看最後賽 And I need to find a pub to watch the final in.
-稍等 原來是這樣 -他們要炸太陽 Hold on. That's it. They're gonna blow up the sun.
不 他們計畫要炸毀在智利的決賽 No, they're planning to bomb the final in Chile.
什麼? 我們怎麼在 What? How are we supposed to get
12小時內阻止橫過半球 halfway around the world in 12 hours
有著全球智慧組織的人 with the entire global intelligence community
來殺我? 我們一定逃不了. trying to kill me? We'll never make it.
我找了你28年 I searched for you for 28 years.
我可不相信"絕對" I do not believe in never.
這就是Linkedin的魅力 That's the beauty of linkedin.
嘿 諾比 Hey, nobb-man.
你哥哥這打扮 How is your brother going to blend in
怎麼混入足球流氓團體裡啊 ? with those football hooligans
看著跟"卑鄙的我"一樣 looking like the guy from despicable me?
英格蘭! England!
英國和德國粉絲們 English and German fans
都已經聚集到了聖地牙哥 have been arriving here in Santiago
在過去幾天裡 throughout the last few days.
看起來是一個特別適合 Looks like the perfect place
前來觀看自己國家隊比賽的地方 to come and watch your national team play
獎金已經打破了全球足球比賽的 for what is ultimately the greatest prize
最高紀錄 in world football.
真是世界級的運動 This is a truly international occasion.
我們看到了唐納德·川普 We've seen Donald trump.
螢幕巨星 丹尼爾·拉德克利夫也來了 Star of stage and screen, Daniel Radcliffe is here.
中東的和平象徵 schlomo khalidi也來了 Middle east peace symbol schlomo khalidi,
他看起來好多了 looking much better, is here too.
這麼多顏色的聲音 So much color and noise.
而且比賽結束後還有 And there will be plenty of both at the end of the match,
最終的哨響將會觸發 because the final whistle will trigger
據說是運動會歷史上最大的 what we are told will be the biggest firework display
焰火表演 ever seen at a sporting event.
我們還小的時候 When we was kids,
你有沒有想過我們居然能一起來看世界盃決賽 ? did you ever think that we'd end up going to the final together?
是的,想過 哥哥 Yes, I did, brother.
諾比 ! Nobby!
- 不 - 驚喜 ! No. Surprise!
噢 ! Oh!
我想死你了 I missed you so much.
嘿 我們最喜歡的間諜 ! Hey. Our favorite spy!
他是軍情六處最棒的 ! He's MI6's finest!
安靜 Keep quiet.
這裡沒什麼好看的 ! Nothing to see!
街上有騷動 There's a commotion, sir.
靠近點 Get in closer.
格雷夫 Graves.
Nobby. 諾比 - 嘿 我馬上回來 科迪 ! Hey. I'll be back. Coddy!
等下 諾比 ! Wait. Nobby!
我們走 Let's go.
小賽 ? 小賽 ? Sebbo? Sebbo?
小賽 ! Sebbo!
喂 Oi!
賽巴! Seb!
找到你了 Got you.
這是什麼地方啊 ? What is this place?
老天啊 Oh, my god.
漩渦居然是賣淫集團 Maelstrom are sex traffickers.
聽我說 你必須快出去 Listen to me. You've gotta get out
不然他們會把你們拿去拍賣掉 before they sell you to the highest bidder.
快出去 Get out. Get out now. Out.
出去 噓!安靜. 你們不必過這種生活 Out. Shh! Quiet. You don't have to live like this.
出去 出去Get out. Out. Get out.
重新拾起你們的尊嚴 Regain your dignity. Out.
賽巴 Seb.
"強姦犯" "The rapist."
喂 Hey.
沒人能爆我兄弟的菊花 Nobody buggers me brother.
一個人只能承受那麼多精液 A man can only take so much jizz.
離他遠點 ! Get off him!
啊! Aah!
等等 Wait.
你不是賽巴 You're not seb.
你肯定冷死了 You must be freezing.
是你 You.
很高興見到你 塞巴斯蒂安 Pleasure to meet you, Sebastian.
我能理解你為什麼想殺 I could understand why you might want to kill
世界衛生組織的老大 the head of the world health organization.
但是為什麼要炸世界盃? Why bomb the final?
炸? Bomb?
根本沒炸彈 There is no bomb.
是傳染病 It's a disease.
一種名字叫rd-9的病毒 It's a virus called rd-9.
我比較喜歡稱它worldcure Or as I like to call it, worldcure.
比賽結束後 At the end of the game,
球場裡的所有人都會被感染 everyone in the stadium will be infected.
兩到三周以後 It should take two to three weeks
症狀才會出現 for symptoms to start showing up.
到時候,96000個 By which time, 96,000 fans
世界各地的粉絲 from almost every country in the world
都回到了家 開始傳播病毒 will be back home, spreading the disease.
你為什麼做這種事 ? Why are you doing this?
嗯,想想看 Well, think about it.
全世界有70億人 We have 7 billion people running around
而地球只能承受50億 on a planet that can only hold 5.
我只是想讓 I'm just trying to make the world
世界變得更美好 a better place, that's all.
通過把多餘的東西刪除掉 By deleting the surplus.
治癒世界 "Cure the world."
那你準備刪除哪些人 ? And whom, exactly, do you intend to delete?
垃圾 The garbage.
酗酒的傻缺 The imbeciles who lie around drunk,
像兔子一樣到處繁殖 reproducing like rabbits.
衣來伸手飯來張口 And sitting there with their hand out,
靠著我們接濟他們過活 expecting the rest of us to pay.
直說吧 反正也不會有人會想念他們對吧? And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?
殺了他 Kill him.
你是新手吧 You're new to this.
以前沒殺過人嗎? You ever killed a man before?
你要射我麼? Are you gonna shoot me?
不 No.
你們英國球迷那句話是怎麼說的來著 ? How is it you English football supporters say?
哦,對 Oh, yes.
踢爆你的頭 You're going to get your bloody head kicked in.
哦! Ow!
你還是射我好了 Maybe just shoot me.
起來 Get up.
該跟你的 Time to say goodbye to your
胖豬老婆說再見了 hideous pig wife.
給你點建議, Let me give you some advice,
烏克蘭版的本·阿弗萊克 Ukrainian Ben affleck.
千萬不要侮辱我們格林斯比的姑娘 Never, ever slag off a grimsby lass.
你沒這個膽 You don't have guts.
喔啊 Whoa.
好吧,真簡單 Well, that were easy.
嗨 Hiya.
真棒 Amazing.
第一個回去給孩子 Gotta get one of these for the kids.
你有家庭? You have a family?
我最近才和我家人重逢 I just reconnected with mine.
我現在準備回家 然後 I'm going to go home and--
你們這殺人生意真是不錯, 不是嗎? this killing business is a right laugh, isn't it?
我明白你們為什麼這麼愛槍了 I understand why you love guns so much.
我是說,用槍殺人的話 I mean, it completely detaches you
完全沒有罪惡感 from the guilt of your actions.
嗒噠 ! Ta-da!
加分 Bonus point.
能別到處射了嗎? Will you stop shooting everything?
德國1分 英國1分 It's Germany 1, england 1,
最後時刻 and it's anyone's final now.
- 趕緊調出圖像 ,趕緊的 - 在努力了 Get that feed up. Come on. I'm trying.
沒多少時間剩下了 So little time remaining.
離比賽結束還有4分鐘 Four minutes to decide the final.
任務完成 Mission accomplished.
現在只要英格蘭得分 All we need is england to score.
我的人生就完美了 This'll be the best day of my life.
什麼 ? 這裡的所有人都要死了 What? Every man, woman and child in this stadium is about to die.
放進耳朵裡 Put this in your ear.
朱蒂 得幫我查一下 Jodie, I need you to check for anywhere
所有可能放病毒的地方 that might contain the virus.
好 讓我掃描下球場的化學痕跡 Okay, I will scan for the chemical signature.
沒機會了 This is hopeless.
不 No, it's not.
看看是誰來了 Look who just sat down.
我們得在她釋放病毒前阻止她 We need to stop her before she sets off the virus.
好吧,聽著 那我們從球場繞過去 All right, listen, let's go around the stadium.
不行的 時間不夠了 We can't go around. There's not enough time.
我們得穿過去 We need to go across the pitch.
賽場入侵者 Pitch invasion.
保安太多了 Too much security.
我們自己不行的 We'll never make it alone.
自己? Alone?
我們不是一個人 We are not alone.
英格蘭 It's england who are looking
目前更有可能獲得冠軍 the more likely to steal a late winner.
嘿,給我 Hey, give me that.
諾比 快坐下 ! Nobby! Sit down! Come on.
格林斯比的大夥們 聽著了 Men and women of grimsby, listen up.
很重要 This is important.
看到那個姑娘沒 ? You see that lass over there?
誰? Sharon Osbourne? What? Sharon Osbourne?
不.她準備釋放一種致命病毒 No. She's gonna release this deadly virus,
殺光我們這樣的窮人 and it's gonna kill poor people like us,
因為她覺得我們都是渣滓 because she thinks that we are scum.
該死啊,諾比 我們就是渣滓 Bloody hell, nobby, we are scum.
好..好吧, 你的確是 皮特 Well-- well, you are, Pete.
你是記錄在案的性犯罪者 You're a registered sex offender.
不是在誇獎你 That's not a compliment.
所以我們是渣滓 ? So we're scum, are we?
好,讓我告訴你 Well, let me tell you something about scum:
渣滓們建起了醫院 It's scum who built the hospitals
現在被關閉了 that are now closing down.
液 Yeah.
渣滓們在戰爭中喪命了 It's scum who die in the wars
卻是你們這群混蛋挑起的戰爭 started by the bastards in charge.
沒錯 ! 因為我們渣滓 Yeah! It's scum that keep
速度與激情才能拍下去 the fast and furious franchise alive.
液! Yeah!
我現在讓你們 加入我們 So I ask you to join with us now
穿過賽場... 液! and storm that pitch... Yeah!
...讓全世界見識下 渣滓們絕不會輕易投降,絕不 ...and show the world that scum cannot be washed away, ever.
液! Yeah!
我們是渣滓! We are the scum!
液! Yeah!
我們太早了 We started too early.
喔! Whoo!
是格雷夫 It's graves.
別讓他靠近我 Keep him away from me.
目標正在移動. 我會同步到你眼鏡上 Okay, the target is on the move. I'll sync with your lens.
諾比 準備好大幹一場沒? Nobby, you ready for a fight?
我都等不及你問了 I thought you'd never ask.
綠色地球 Green earth.
目標正向西南移動 Target heading southwest
穿過德國區 through the German section.
快來 Come on.
好的,秩序恢復了, 球員也回到了場上 Well, sanity has returned, and so have the players.
比賽繼續 決賽重新開始 The show will go on. The final will be restarted.
朱蒂 病毒在哪 ? Jodie, where's the virus?
找不到 I still can't find it.
諾比 來認識下 Nobby, meet the head
世界最大犯罪集團的老大 of the biggest crime syndicate in the world.
啥? 她是FIFA的老闆? What, she runs fifa?
這傻逼是誰? Who's this idiot?
他叫塞巴斯蒂安 His name's Sebastian.
孩子們! Boys!
糟了 Oh, bollocks.
去! Go!
快!她要跑了! Quick! She's getting away!
我們又見面了 So we meet again.
我找到了 I found it.
病毒在其中一個焰火裡 The virus is in one of the fireworks.
在她到發射器前 射死她 Shoot her before she gets to the detonator.
射不中怎麼辦? But what if I miss?
我相信你 I trust you.
哦! Oi!
10秒 Ten seconds.
沒時間了. 快看斯特林 That's all that's left. Oh, look at Sterling!
好機會! What a chance!
哦,不! 球打偏了! Oh, no! It's going over the bar!
哦,不! Oh, no, it's not.
等下!發生了什麼? But wait! What's happened to the ball?
球進了! It's bounced in!
不, 裁判要判此球無效 No, the referee's gonna disallow it.
進球有效 液! The goal stands. Yes!
英格蘭贏了! England have won it!
過來,諾比 Come on, nobby.
別亂開槍 集中注意力 Stop shooting everything and focus.
別擔心 交給我吧 Don't worry. I've got this.
朱蒂 槍卡殼了 Jodie, me gun's jammed.
哦,不 Oh, no.
打擾下 小姐 Excuse me, miss.
什麼事? Yes?
日你! Go fuck yourself!
啊! Aah!
Yes! Yes!
我們成功了! Yes! We did it, seb!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
桑吉,現在! Sanjiv, now!
收到 什麼,等下,別! Got it. What? Please, no! No!
永別了 塞巴斯蒂安 Goodbye, Sebastian.
不! No! No!
治癒世界吧! Cure the world!
不! No!
太晚了! Too late!
沒辦下停下煙花! There's no way to stop the fireworks!
跳上去. 那沒用的 I'll jump on them. It won't work.
病毒在焰火最頂上 The virus is in the tip of the firework.
它得炸開在 It would need to explode
密閉的環境才能停止散播 within a contained environment to stop it spreading.
你什麼也做不了 There's nothing you can do.
不,有辦法 Yes, there is.
我是格林斯比人 I'm from grimsby.
朱蒂 病毒在哪個焰火裡? Jodie, which firework is it in?
在中間左手的火箭裡 It's in the central left-hand rocket.
你做什麼? 為社會做貢獻 What are you doing? Contributing to society.
啊! Aah!
諾比 是你的左手邊的焰火 不是我的左手邊的 Oh, nobby. It's the firework to your left, not my left.
靠! For fuck's sake!
告訴我的孩子們 他們爸是英勇就義的 Tell my kids that daddy died with dignity.
諾比 能聽見我嗎? 你身旁的那個焰火裡 Nobby, can you hear me? The firework next to you
也有病毒 also has the virus.
臥槽? What? No.
可我只有一個菊花 But I don't have another asshole.
我需要另一個菊花 I need another asshole.
你有了 You've got one.
我也是格林斯比人 I'm from grimsby too...
我再也不會讓你離開我了 And I'm never gonna let you leave me again.
我的天啊 格雷夫 Oh, my god, graves.
格林斯比的屠夫兄弟 一起... Butcher boys of grimsby, together...
永遠 Forever.
唐納德·川普染上了艾滋 Donald trump has aids.
慈善家朗達·喬治被逮捕 Philanthropist Rhonda George has been arrested.
中東和平象徵schlomo khalidi已被逮捕 Middle east peace symbol schlomo khalidi is in custody
罪名是謀殺軍情六處特工Jeremy chilcott following the murder of MI6 agent Jeremy chilcott.
不是我幹的. 這是我最糟的一周了 I didn't do it. I've had the worst week ever.
幹以色列 幹巴勒斯坦 幹你們所有人 - Israel. - Palestine. All of you.
英格蘭球迷在奪冠後情緒高漲 England fans in high spirits after cup final victory.
軍情六處的叛逃特工 塞巴斯蒂安·格雷夫 Rogue MI6 operative Sebastian graves
以及他哥哥 諾比·屠夫 and his brother nobby butcher
死於防止 died at the scene while preventing the release
致命病毒擴散 of a deadly toxin.
另一則新聞 一位南非女傭 In other news, a south African hotel maid
起訴樂隊主唱Liam Gallagher has filed a suit alleging sexual assault
性侵她 by oasis frontman Liam Gallagher.
蓋勒格同時被通緝,因為疑似 Gallagher is also being sought for abusing an elephant
他和"速度與激情"影星 范·迪塞爾一起虐待大象 in conjunction with fast and furious star vin diesel.
很明顯, 你們都需要新身份才行 Naturally, you'll both be needing new identities.
你們情況怎麼樣? How are you guys doing?
我的屁股看起來怎麼樣? How does me ass look?
好 非常好 Good. Uh, really good.
只是吸口煙 裘蒂 請打開一下風扇好嗎 It's a bit smoky in here, Jodie. Can we have the fan on, please?
噢 當然 Uh, of course.
那麼你們通過在大象精夜中發現抗體 So you were saved from the virus
從而在病毒中活下來 by an antibody found in elephant semen,
而那在 額... which lined, uh...
你們的內臓 ...your innards.
我們像一對排簫 We're like a pair of pan pipes.
太好了 Great.
我想你會有信心 塞巴斯蒂安 And I thought you were going to be faithful, Sebastian.
你知道 你完整了我生命 You know, you really filled a hole in my life.
嘿 Hiya!
-諾比 -爸 - Nobby. - Dad.
我的天 Oh, my god.
我很高興你還活著 I'm so glad that you're alive.
你知道嗎? You know what?
家庭 Family.
是份最大的禮物 It's the greatest gift in life.
停止在那扔硬幣 他不是許願池 Stop throwing coins in there. It's not a brown wishing well.
正在給你們傳送信號 You are now transmitting.
準備 準備 瞄準目標 Stand by. Stand by. Eyes on the target.
聽著 我們正在發資訊給你們鏡頭 Listen, we're sending information to your lens.
收到 藍地球 I've got this. Blue earth.
嘿 兄弟 Hiya, bruv.
-很好 你來早了 -是的 Good, you're early. Yes, I am.
你見了隊伍嗎? Did you meet the team?
翻譯: 冰封.蝦子 fsffsfs 後面有彩蛋 請勿走開
抱歉 體育館怎麼走? Excuse me. Which way to the stadium?
向前直走5千公里,之後右轉 Straight on for 5 kilometers, then to the right.
謝謝 Thank you.
不留活口 Leave no witnesses.
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