# 防晒油真正好 # Suntan lotion is good for me
# 保护我最周到 # You protect me
# 耶、耶、耶 # Tee-hee-hee
哦 太阳想把我烤焦 但你不会让它得逞 对吧？ Oh, the sun tries to burn me, but you won't let it, will ya?
紫外线－坏坏 防晒油－好耶 Ultraviolet rays-bad. Lotion-good.
画个笑脸 Smiley.
我今天好像有件重要的事要做 There's something important I was supposed to do today.
喝上五杯调酒吗？ Have five daiquiris?
不 那个你一向都记得 No, you remembered to do that.
天啊 我干嘛喝这么多？我想不起来了 Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember.
- 今天是几月几日？ - 十月？ - What's today? - October?
今天是裸女杂志日！ It's nudie-magazine day!
对！ Yeah!
小心 管家！ Watch out, butler!
哦 你动作真快 Ooh, you're a quick one.
裸女杂志日！裸女杂志日！ Nudie-magazine day! Nudie-magazine day!
裸女杂志日！裸女... Nudie-magazine day! Nudie...
（人·妖－庆典）
（我坐着尿尿－见第15页）
（女人 八十岁后）
皱纹 皱床单 外婆的G点
（酒醉的女人）
天啊！ Holy jeez!
看看这是什么 可笑的企鹅又回来了 Lookee what we got here. That silly penguin is back again.
不 麦迪森先生 没有企鹅 你今天晒太多太阳了 No, Mr Madison, there no penguin. You got too much sun today.
这里没有企鹅！ There no penguin!
让企鹅在这里走动 实在太热了 It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here.
我要把它送回南极 I gotta send him back to the South Pole.
不！ No!
企鹅！你别跑！ Penguin! Don't you dare run away!
快过来 企鹅先生！ Come here, Mr Penguin!
我可是好人啊 企鹅 I'm one of the good guys, penguin.
不要跑 哦 Don't run! Oh. Oh...
不要...跑 Don't run!
不要跑给我追！ Don't run from me!
企鹅！ Penguin!
企鹅！ Penguin.
你这只企鹅跑得真快 You're a bad penguin.
嘿哟！ Whee-hee!
打电话给动物园！ Call the zoo!
动物园的人都很好 企鹅 All the people at the zoo are very nice, penguin.
他们会好好照顾你 They'll treat you real respectable, like.
你完全不必担心 朋友 There's nothing to worry about, big fella.
我来了！ Here I come!
这边请 先生 麦迪森先生正在等各位 Right this way, gentlemen. Mr Madison is expecting you.
腿 Leg.
比利！在你爸爸的生意伙伴面前你不该那样胡说八道的 Billy! You shouldn't pull that crap in front of your father's business associates.
现在你快上楼准备一下！15分钟吃晚餐 Now you get yourself upstairs and get ready. Dinner's in 15 minutes.
- 好 好 - 别只会说“好 好” - Yeah, yeah. - Don't "yeah, yeah" me, boy.
今天的晚餐很重要 你一定要到场 This is a very important dinner. You best be there.
我会的 谢了 华妮塔 I will. Thank you, Juanita.
你要打扮整齐 看起来称头点 You gotta dress yourself up and look nice, too.
哦 那男孩也算是造物主的杰作！ Oh, that boy's a fine piece of work all right.
不过他也挺迷人 He's a fine piece of ass though, too.
他在哪里？我快饿死了！ Where the hell is he? I'm starvin'.
我在车上吃了些香脆饼干 你该吃一点的 I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car. You should've had some.
如果你早点告诉我香脆饼干很好吃 If you'd told me there were Triscuit crackers,...
- 我就会和你一起享用了 - 抱歉 - ..I could've enjoyed them with you. - I'm sorry.
抱歉也不能把香脆饼干放进我的胃 对吧卡尔？ Sorry doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach, does it, Carl?
各位先生 抱歉让大家久等了 Gentlemen? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.
你们都认识了吧？艾瑞克高登 我的执行副总 Have you all met? Eric Gordon, my executive vice president.
还有营运经理卡尔艾方斯 大家请坐 坐吧 And our operations manager Carl Alphonse. Sit down, gentlemen, sit down.
真美的桌子 Beautiful table.
很高兴看到你 先生 Good seeing you, sir.
比利呢？ Where's Billy?
华妮塔说他马上就下来 Juanita said he'd be down in a few minutes.
我相信你们会大开眼界的 I'm sure you'll all be very impressed.
洗发精比较好 我先上场 把头发洗干净 Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair.
润丝精比较好 Conditioner is better.
我让头发光亮柔顺 I leave the hair silky and smooth.
真的吗？笨蛋 真的！ Oh, really, fool? Really!
别盯着我 天鹅！ Stop looking at me, swan.
- 卡尔 你好吗？ - 还不错 比利 - Hey, Carl, what's up? - Nothing much, Billy.
- 你今天晒了不少太阳 - 你看得出来？ - I see you got a little sun today. - You think so?
我在泳池睡了几小时 I fell asleep by the pool for a few hours.
你是睡着了还是昏过去？ Did you fall asleep or did you pass out?
闭嘴！ Shut up!
你闹够了 比利 因为你今晚迟到这么久 That's enough, Billy. Because you took your sweet-ass time coming down here,...
这些先生赶不上飞机回家了 ..these gentlemen will miss their flights.
这家伙可以睡我房间 我只能说这么多 Well, this guy can stay in my room, I'll tell you that much.
比利 喝你的汤 Billy? Eat your soup.
汤很好喝 It's good soup.
嗯 各位先生 非常感谢各位今晚来到这里 Gentlemen, I can't thank you enough for coming this evening.
比利 拜托今晚别胡言乱语 我拜托你 Please, Billy, please, no gibberish tonight, please. I beg you.
抱歉 爸爸 Sorry, Daddy.
今晚对我意义重大 我要宣布重大消息 This is a big night for me tonight, gents. I have an important announcement.
够了 比利 你快点离开！ That's it, Billy! Get the hell outta here!
很高兴和你聊天 比利 Nice talkin' to you, Billy.
（汉堡）
好 一、二、三！ Right. One, two, three!
嘿 比利 你今晚怎么没去爽一下？ Hey, Billy, how come you ain't poundin' any tonight?
不知道 我爸吼我 我就是没心情 I don't know. My dad was yellin' at me. I'm just not in the mood.
嘿 比利 你比较想上梅格莱恩还是杰克尼克逊？ Hey, Billy, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
现在的还是1974年的杰克尼克逊？ Jack Nicholson now, or 197 4?
1974年 '7 4.
- 梅格莱恩 - 加油 - Meg Ryan. - Go.
加油！加油！加油！ Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
我的天 我赢了 Oh, my God! I am the winner!
- 比利不是笨蛋 - 我没说他是笨蛋 - Billy is not an idiot. - I'm not saying he's an idiot.
只是觉得他可能不够成熟来掌管财富五百强的公司 I just think he might not be mature enough to run a Fortune 500 company.
我死去的太太爱蜜莉和我 创建了这家公司 My late wife Emily and I started this company...
从一开始在长岛帕求格 只有15个房间的汽车旅馆 ..with a 15-unit motel in Patchogue, Long Island.
至今我们拥有650家旅馆 We built it into 650 hotels.
我们的梦想就是 将来把这一切交给儿子比利 Our dream was to one day turn it over to our only son Billy.
- 卡尔 有多少人替麦迪森工作？ - 六万一千多人 - How many people work for Madison? - 61,000 and change.
如果比利要饭店管理者胡言乱语 这些人还会待多久？ How long will they have jobs once Billy has the hotel operator speaking gibberish?
哦 比利 比利小子！ Oh, Billy, Billy boy.
你何时才会找到 你在寻找的目标？ When are you gonna find whatever it is you're lookin' for?
这里有一坨大便 Here's a nice piece of shit.
天啊！等到克雷蒙老头 发现这一袋是大便 My, oh, my. Wait till old man Clemens realises it's a bag of shit.
他发现是大便会脸色大变的！ He's gonna shit when he realises it's shit.
谁有打火机？ Who got the lighter?
快点 Come on.
点燃它！ Light it.
我的天！克雷蒙老头讨厌大便！ Oh, my God! Old man Clemens hates shit!
他来了！ Shh. Here he comes!
谁啊？你要干什么？ Who the hell is it? What do you want?
真受不了！又来一袋燃烧的垃圾！ Judas Priest, Barbara! One of those flaming bags again!
别用靴子踩熄 泰德！ Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.
你少管我 臭女人！ Don't tell me my business, devil woman.
打给消防队！这已经失控了 Call the fire department. This one's outta control!
又是便便！ It's poop again!
他竟然说“便便！” He called the shit "poop"!
今晚真是太好玩了 This is the best night of my life!
你们这些可恶的小孩 都去死吧！ I'll get you damn kids for this! You're all gonna die!
比利 你可以进来一下吗？ Billy, could you step in here for a moment?
我有重大消息 I have big news.
艾瑞克怀孕了！恭喜！ Eric is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy!
感觉到他在踢肚子 长大一定是足球队员 Feel those kicks! He's gonna be a soccer player. He is.
他一定是 一定是 He is.
好吧 怎么回事？ All right, what's up?
我今晚必须面对一些艰难的事实 比利 I've had to face some hard truths tonight, Billy.
是吗？爸 一定要和这个笨蛋一起谈吗？ Do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
我们尽一切能力抚养你长大 你要什么我都买给你 You were brought up with every advantage. I bought you everything.
玩具、车子、假期、衣服 Toys, cars, vacations, clothes...
事实上这件上衣 是我向法兰克偷来的 Actually, I stole this shirt from Frank.
不管怎样 这都是我的错 我犯了一个错 Yeah, well, whatever. It's all my fault. I made a mistake.
是这样的...你是白痴不成？ Jeez, what...? Are you some damned moron?
你不能暂停别搞怪吗？ Can't you just stop for two seconds?
我试着告诉你我要退休了 是艾瑞克 不是你... I'm trying to tell you that I'm retiring, and Eric, not you,...
- ...以后接管麦迪森旅馆集团 - 艾瑞克？ - ..is gonna take over Madison Hotels. - Eric?!
你要把公司交给艾瑞克？他是大坏人 You're gonna give the company to Eric? He is a bad, bad man!
你在意什么？我指派谁管理公司 你又在意什么？ What do you care, Billy? What do you care who I appoint to run the company, huh?
我是帮你一个忙 你甚至不必找工作 I mean, I'm doin' you a favour. You don't ever have to look for a job.
对 你可以整天坐在这里 当个快乐宅男 You can sit around all day, goofing off,
喝喝饮料 追逐隐形企鹅 sipping drinks, chasing invisible penguins.
是那样吗？爸 是企鹅要你这样对我的？ Is that it, Dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?
- 企鹅？ - 真是白痴！ - Penguin? - What an idiot.
我可以协助比利 直到他熟悉他的工作 You know, I could help Billy until he gets the hang of it.
我认为疯狂卡尔说得对 只要下定决心 我就能做到！ I think crazy Carl is right. I mean, I can do this if I set my mind to it.
中学是很痛苦 但我毕业了 High school was a pain in the ass, but I graduated.
你能毕业是我付钱给老师 要他们给你好成绩 Because I paid your teachers to give you decent grades.
事后我天天后悔 我当时在想 I've regretted it every day since. I thought at the time...
如果你成绩够好 也许能上好的大学 ..if you could get good grades, you might get into a good college...
- 修正你的一切 - 我不相信 - ..and straighten yourself out. - I don't believe that.
不然你相信什么？以为你是模范生？ Well, what do you believe? That you were an honours student?
我怎么把公司交给一个无法靠自己完成学业的人？ How could I hand over to someone who couldn't get through school on his own?
我不知道 别想了 交出来就好 I don't know. Don't think about it. Just hand it over.
算了！ Forget it.
听着 你不觉得 你该上床睡觉了？ Well, listen, don't you think you better go to bed? Big day tomorrow.
明天可是重要的一天 充满了调酒、任天堂和色情杂志 A day filled with daiquiris and Nintendos and jack-off magazines...
爸！ Dad!
什么事？ Yeah, what?
再给我一次机会 我会证明我可以接掌 Give me one more chance. I'll prove I can take over.
我会尽一切努力 我回中学再接受测验 I'll do anything it takes. I'll go back to high school and take the exams again.
我要靠自己拿到文凭 I'll get my diploma all by myself.
比利 不只是中学的问题！ Billy, Billy, it wasn't just high school.
你记得一年级赢得的拼字冠军吗？ Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade?
- 不 你没有！ - 石头 - No, you didn't. - Rock.
R－O－K R-o-k.
对 你想说什么？ Yeah? So what's your point?
- 是ROCK! - C又不发音 - R-o-c-k! - The C is silent.
好 好吧 OK, all right.
好 这样吧 从小学一年级到高中 全部再来一次 All right, you got it. First grade through 12th grade all over again.
我每个年级花两个星期读完 参加考试 重新毕业... I'll do each grade in two weeks, take the tests, regraduate,...
证明我不是白痴 然后我要接掌麦迪森旅馆 ..prove to you I'm not an idiot, and then I get to take over Madison Hotels.
不错的主意 That's some idea.
- 你刚想到的？ - 对 很不错吧？ - You just think of that? - Yeah, I did. It's pretty good, huh?
布莱恩 你不觉得把麦迪森旅馆... Brian, don't you think the future of Madison Hotels...
和六万一千名员工的未来投入这样的赌注实在太危险了？ ..and its 61,000 employees is too important to gamble on a game like this?
不 No.
我接受提议 卡尔 你来安排 You're on. Carl, you make the arrangements.
你在6月15日以前通过每个年级的测验 You pass every grade before June 15
就把公司交给你而不交给艾瑞克 and you take over instead of Eric.
祝你周末愉快 儿子 星期一就要上学了 Have a nice weekend, son. You start school on Monday.
哦！ Oh!
祝你好运 比利 Give 'em hell, Bill.
这主意不错 小混蛋 但你只是拖延必然的结果 Nice try, asswipe. But you're just delaying the inevitable.
# 'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' by Culture Club
# Downtown we'll drown, we're in our never splendour
# Flowers, showers
# Who's got the new boy gender?
# I'll be your baby, I'll be your score
# I'll run the gun for you and so much more
# I'll tumble for ya
# I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for you
# I'll tumble for ya
# I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble
# I get a crazy feeling that chases in my head
# It's nothing that you do to me, it's nothing that you said
我的点心杯呢？ Where's my Snack Pack?
你有香蕉了 不需要点心杯 You've got a banana. You don't need no Snack Pack.
你知道我爱吃 就不能给我一个点心杯吗？ You know I like Snack Pack. Why can't you give me a Snack Pack?!
我以为我就是你的点心 I thought I was your Snack Pack.
- 你在说什么？ - 没什么 - What are you talkin' about? - Nothin'.
比利 你会赶不上巴士的！ Bill, you're gonna miss the bus.
对 最好快移动你的翘臀 跑去车道等 Yeah, you better get your beautiful buns up that driveway.
你这怪胎！ What a weirdo!
# 哦 回到学校 # Oh, back to school
# 回到学校 # Back to school
# 向爸爸证明 我不是笨蛋 # To prove to Dad that I'm not a fool
# 我带了午餐 # I got my lunch packed up
# 鞋子绑紧了 # My boots tied tight
# 希望不会和人打架 # I hope I don't get in a fight
# 哦 回到学校 # Oh, back to school
# 回到学校 回到学校 # Back to school, back to school...
豁出去了 Well, here goes nothin'.
谢了 爸 Thank you, Daddy.
快点 我们要迟到了！ Come on, We'll be late!
- 嗨 你好吗？ - 很好 - Hi. How you doin'? - Fine.
你今天也要来上课？ Are you going to class today, too?
我要到课堂上教书 你呢？ I'll be going to class to teach. How about you?
我要到课堂上学习 I'll be going to learn.
你一定是比利麦迪森 Ah. You must be Billy Madison.
对 就是我 Yes, I am.
你不觉得很可悲吗？就因为你爸爸你就要重头再念一次？ Don't you think it's pathetic that because of your father you get to do school again?
- 是 没错 - 你知道就好 - Yes, I do. - Well, as long as you know.
好吧！ Well, all right!
先生 猜猜我早餐吃什么？ Hey, mister, guess what I had for breakfast.
- 什么？ - 豆子 - What? - Beans.
史考帝爱吃豆子 对不对？ Scotty likes beans, don't you, Scotty?
- 嗨 你好吗？ - 开始上课吧 - Hey. How you doin'? - Let's involve the class.
安静 各位同学 Quiet down, my special people.
我要向大家介绍... I want you all to meet...
新同学比利 ..our new friend Billy.
- 有人要和比利打招呼吗？ - 哈罗 比利 - Can everyone say hello to Billy? - Hello, Billy.
嗨 Hi.
比利在接下来的两星期 要和我们一起快乐学习 Billy is going to be sharing our fun and learning for the next two weeks.
比利很特别 就像你们每个人一样 Billy is special, just like each and every one of you.
我们都是怎么做的？ And what do we do to our special people?
我要抱一个 I want to adopt one.
对 我也要抱 拜托 Yeah, I want to adopt too, please.
好 好的！ All right. All right.
比利 你坐前面的位子好吗？ Billy, why don't you take a seat right up front here?
我们可以开始...故事时间！ And we can start story time.
你的头型好怪 You got a misshaped head.
谢谢 Thank you.
《迷路的小狗》作者是克利斯泰勒 The Puppy Who Lost His Way by Chrissy Taylor.
“在一个晴朗的早晨 "One fine morning...
“一只小狗从狗屋中伸出它的脚爪” ..a puppy popped his puppy paws out of his puppy house."
“这不是普通的小狗 "This was no ordinary puppy."
“而是全世界最快乐的小狗 "This puppy was the happiest puppy in the whole world."
“它的名字就叫快乐 快乐从树丛看过去...” "In fact, his name was Happy. Happy looked through the bushes..."
“‘我不会再让你迷路了’ 小男孩哭着说 "'I'll never let you get lost again', cried the little boy,...
“他实在太开心了 于是给快乐一个吻...” ..who was so happy that he gave Happy a kiss...
“亲亲它湿润的鼻头 ..on his wet little puppy nose."
“故事结束” "The end."
哇！莉比老师 这个故事我不喜欢的地方... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like...
就是小男孩才过一个小时 就放弃寻找快乐 ..is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour.
他也没张贴海报等等 他只是像个笨蛋 坐在门口傻等 He didn't put posters up. He just sat on the porch like a goon and waited.
小男孩应该想想：你养了宠物 就有责任 That little boy's gotta think: you got a pet, you got a responsibility.
如果你的狗走丢了 你不能找个一小时就放弃 If your dog gets lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits.
你要有所动作 找到那只该死的小狗！ You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!
我想现在该玩躲避球了 I think it's time to play dodge ball.
（波利费特小学）
你出局了！欧道尔最大！ You're out! O'Doyle rules!
比利 你在后面做什么？ Billy. What are you doing back?
我出局了 I'm out.
嗯 那表示你要在旁边等 新的一场游戏开始 Well, that just means you stay off to the side until a new game starts.
没关系 反正我累了 That's OK. I'm kinda tired anyway.
我就坐在这里画画好了 I'll just sit here and colour or something.
比利 躲避球时间是很特别的 Billy, dodge-ball time is a special time.
不光对你们这些男女学生 Not just for you boys and girls,
对莉比老师来说也是 所以请待在外面 but for Miss Lippy, too. So stay outside.
哇！ Whoa!
现在你们麻烦大了 Now you're all in big, big trouble.
# 'Beat on the Brat' by the Ramones
你出局了！ You're out!
午餐时间！ Lunchtime!
我敢打赌点心杯很好吃 I bet that Snack Pack's pretty good.
想要用剩下的 和我交换这根香蕉吗？ Wanna trade me the rest of it for this banana?
你知道我可以海扁你吧？ You know how badly I can beat you, right?
世嘉游戏机的真人快打 是最棒的电动游戏 Mortal Kombat on Sega Genesis is the best video game ever.
我不同意 那个游戏很不错 I disagree. It's a very good game,
但我认为大金刚才是最好玩的 but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
- 大金刚超烂的！ - 知道吗？你才烂！ - Donkey Kong sucks. - You know somethin'? You suck.
# Number one, number one
# Now my song has just begun
# With a rum tum taddelum, Old John Braddelum
# Hey, what country folk we be
# Number two, number two
# Roosters crow, cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo
# With a rum tum taddelum, Old John Braddelum
# Hey, what countryfolk we be
# Number three, number three
# I like you and you like me
嘿！你真好 还来学校接弟弟 Hey! That's very nice of you to pick up your little brother here at school.
他不是我弟弟 是我儿子 He's not my brother. He's my son.
- 你八成在开玩笑 - 妈 他是比利 和我同班 - You gotta be kiddin' me. - Mom, that's Billy. He's in my class.
听说他是智障之类的 I heard he's retarded or something.
你儿子挺有创意的 也许有一天他会赚很多钱给爸妈 Creative mind. Maybe someday he'll make Mommy and Daddy a lot of money.
他爸在监狱 而且会关很久 Daddy's in prison, and he won't be home for a long time.
我的天！耶！ My dear Lord.
我必须走了 我要搭巴士 Yeah! Yeah, well, I gotta get goin' right now. I gotta get on the bus.
我搭巴士进城 观察公车司机 I ride the bus for the city and watch the bus drivers.
这是部分课程 确保他们转对方向... This programme to make sure they turn the wheels right...
比利 你忘了你的东西 Billy, you forgot your stuff.
来吧 宝贝 Come on, honey.
多谢你了 莉比老师 Thank you very much, Miss Lippy!
喂 Yes.
- 布莱思麦迪森找您 - 告诉他我去吃午餐了 - Brian Madison for you. - Tell him I'm out to lunch.
比利麦迪森 Billy Madison.
笨蛋一个...不过会成为我接管这家公司的威胁 A buffoon. And yet a threat to my eventual takeover of this company.
是眼中钉 我们要怎么处理眼中钉？ A menace. And what do we do with a menace?
我们要除掉它 我们要除掉比利麦迪森 We eliminate it. We eliminate Billy Madison.
- 翠西拉彭提 - 右 - Tricia Labonte? - Here.
- 史考帝罗根 - 右 - Scotty Logan? - Here.
比利麦迪森 Billy Madison?
嘿！看看这些牛奶 Hey. Look at all this milk.
- 你想喝点牛奶吗？ - 那些牛奶是班上同学的 - You want some of this milk? - That milk belongs to that classroom.
他们不必知道啊 我们可以喝掉 Oh. They don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk.
我才不和你喝什么牛奶 No milk will ever be our milk.
你态度不是很好 Ooh. That wasn't very nice.
你呢？落腮胡 要喝点牛奶吗？ How 'bout you, sideburns? You want some of this milk?
我宁可喝啤酒 Rather have a beer.
我把鸭子画成蓝色的 因为我没看过蓝鸭子 I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before...
老实说 我想看看蓝鸭子 ..and, to be honest with ya, I wanted to see a blue duck.
这只蓝鸭子真漂亮 Well, it's an excellent blue duck.
恭喜 你刚通过一年级测验 Congratulations. You just passed the first grade.
哦 莉比老师！那太棒了！ Oh, Miss Lippy, that's so great.
你觉得呢？蓝鸭子先生？ What do you think of that, Mr Blue Duck?
太棒了 呱呱呱 That's quack-tastic!
哇！看看这些糖果！ Wow! Look at all that candy!
劳力士！ Rolex!
- 谢谢你送的表 比利 - 不客气 兄弟 - Thanks for the watch, Billy. - You're welcome, buddy.
这真棒 我念完一年级时 我爸只叫我去找个工作 This is great. When I graduated first grade all my father did was tell me to get a job.
嘿 你要喂那头驴子喝啤酒吗？灌醉它如何？ Hey, you wanna feed that donkey some beer, get it all messed up?
- 也许晚一点 - 我去桶子抓瓶啤酒 - Maybe later. - I'll go put some beer in a bucket.
- 好 - 嘿 毕业生 一切都好吗？ - OK. - Hey there, Mr Graduate. How's it goin'?
开跑！ Go!
快点 孩子 爬起来！ Come on, kid! Get up! Get up!
你太丢脸了！快起来！ You're humiliating yourself! Get up!
所以他念完一年级 迈向二年级 了不起啊！ So he's passed first grade and he's moved on to second. Whoop-de-do.
还有其他消息吗？罗洛 Any more information, Rollo?
比利喜欢喝汽水 Billy likes to drink soda.
莉比老师的车子是绿色的 Miss Lippy's car is green.
还剩下两个学生比赛 And now we have just two students left.
洗澡 Bath.
B－A－T－H B-a-t-h.
- 洗澡 - 答对了！ - Bath. - Correct!
洗澡 太简单了 你直接给她奖杯好了？ Bath - that's a little easy. Why don't you just give her the trophy?
起司 Cheese.
C－H－E－E－S－E C-h-e-e-s-e.
- 起司 - 答对了 - Cheese. - Correct.
- 沙发 - 沙发 - Couch. - Couch.
C... C...
C－o... C-o...
- W？ - 不对！ - W? - No!
抱歉 拼得不对 No, I'm sorry, that's not right.
比利 如果你拼对了 就通过二年级测验了 Well, Billy, if you spell this correctly, you pass second grade.
沙发 Couch.
C... C...
Cou... Cou...
C－O－R... C-o-R...
你等下要去购物中心吗？我只是随口问问 Are you going to the mall later? That's what I'm asking.
不 我没有要去 继续拼 先生 No, I am not going to the mall. Keep spelling, mister.
C－O－U... C-o-u...
...C－H？ ..c-h?
答对了！ Correct!
我是史上最聪明的！ I am the smartest man alive!
他每通过一个年级 就要办个愚蠢派对吗？ Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?
大家都玩得很开心 只有你例外 Everybody's having a good time but you.
死小鬼！快走开 Spoilt snot. Get outta here.
我问你一个问题 卡尔 你是25年前进入公司的？ Let me ask you something, Carl. You started here, what, 25 years ago?
费城麦迪森旅馆的夜间服务生？ Night bellboy at the Philadelphia Madison?
辛苦工作那么多年后 After all your hard work,
要你替比利那种笨蛋工作 你心里作何感想？ how would you feel working for some punk kid like Billy?
可能还有更糟的 Could be worse.
那真不错 That's nice.
天啊 我好紧张 一、二年级很简单... Man, I'm so nervous. First and second grade were easy,...
但社会科、除法 这会很难的！ ..but social studies, division? This is gonna be tough.
天啊 我好紧张 一、二年级很简单... Man, I'm so nervous. First and second grade were easy,...
但社会科、除法 这会很难的！ ..but social studies, division? This is gonna be tough.
放心 老兄 Relax, dude.
累计奖金！ Jackpot.
- 早安 同学 - 早安 范老师 - Good morning, class. - Good morning, Miss Vaughn.
今天上课要一起念一则短篇故事《我的妹妹芬妮》 We're gonna start today by reading a short story entitled "My Sister Fanny".
安静！ Quiet.
现在打开我们的故事书到69页 OK, so let's all open up our Reading is Fun books to page 69.
69页！ 69!
同学 和比利麦迪森打招呼 Class, say hello to Billy Madison.
哈罗 比利麦迪森 Hello, Billy Madison.
比利是个麻烦精 他两个星期后就会离开 Billy is a nuisance. He will be gone in two weeks.
很抱歉造成不便 I apologise for this inconvenience.
- 她干嘛那么凶？ - 你说什么？比利 - Jeez! What's up her butt? - What was that, Billy?
我说： “阅读很好” I said "Reading is good."
可以开始念了吗？ Can we start the story now?
丹 你可以开始了 Dan, you may begin.
“从前 "O... o... once...
“有一个 ..th... th... there w... was...
“女孩 ..a g... g... girl...
“她想要...” ..who w..."
- 那小孩不会念 - 别说了 老兄 - He can't even read. - Cut it out, dude.
你会害我们惹上麻烦的 You're gonna get us in trouble.
“...飞...” "..p... p... p... p..."
飞快点 小朋友！ T... t... t... today, junior!
你快扯掉我的耳朵了！ Ow! You're tearing my ear off!
取笑努力念书的孩子！ Making fun of a kid for trying to read.
你是疯子吗？你没有灵魂吗？ Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
抱歉 我听不见 我的耳朵受到严重体罚 I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.
这两个礼拜你给我闭嘴 不然我就当掉你 故事结束 Keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks or I'm gonna fail you. End of story.
我看到你的嘴唇在动 但听不见你说什么 我聋了！ I see your lips movin', but I can't make out your words. I'm deaf.
哦 薇若妮卡范 好性感 Oh, Veronica Vaughn. So hot.
好想摸摸那翘臀 Want to touch the heinie.
你知道我一直想追的女孩吗？ So that girlie I've been chasin'?
结果她是我三年级的老师 Turns out she's my third-grade teacher.
她第一件事 就是把我赶出教室 First thing she does is kick me out of her class.
也许她觉得 必须拿你做个示范 Maybe she feels she has to make an example of you.
- 也许她有毛病 - 我也是这样说 - Or she's got somethin' up her ass. - That's what I said.
- 可怜的比利 - 我好沮丧 - Poor Billy. - I'm so depressed.
- 要我为你脱掉我的上衣吗？ - 不要 谢谢 - Want me to take my shirt off for you? - No, thank you.
好吧 宝贝 但是记住 我永远有空 OK, baby. But remember, the offer is on the table.
哦 好耶！我的天啊！ Oh, yes. Oh, my.
哦 上帝 耶 Oh, God, yes.
- 神啊 - 比利麦迪森 - Lordy. - Billy Madison.
啥？ Uh-huh?
今天请你上台写些草写体的单字好吗？ Would you like to try writing some words in cursive on the blackboard today?
好 当然 OK. Sure.
好 “防空洞”怎么写？ OK, how about the word "dugout"?
（防空洞） dugout
很好 那么“短打”呢？ OK, good. How about "bunt"?
短打 BUNT Bunt. B-u-n-t.
漂亮的草写体 还有更难的吗？ In perfect cursive. Any more brain-busters?
“里兹多” Rizzuto.
“Z Z” Z... Z...
“里鲁多”？ Rirruto?
那些都是“Z” Those are Zs.
我觉得看起来像“R” They look like Rs to me.
不公平 “里兹多”又不是字！ That's not fair! Rizzuto is not a word.
他是个棒球球员！你作弊！ He's a baseball player. You're cheating.
那你试试这个字“吵杂” Would you like to try the word "buzz"?
我讨厌草写体 讨厌你们大家！ I hate cursive and I hate all of you!
我再也不要回学校！绝对不要！ I'm never comin' back to school! Never!
比利！ Billy!
我发誓我生病了 我不能去上学 I swear, I'm sick. I can't go to school.
如果你今天在家 可以帮我刮腋毛 If you're gonna stay home today, you could help me shave my armpits.
我的天啊！我要去上学 Oh, my God! I'll go to school.
欧道尔最大！ O'Doyle rules!
- 怎么回事？ - 范老师生病了 - What's goin' on? - Miss Vaughn's sick.
请坐下 Please take your seats.
- 他是谁啊？ - 安得森校长 - Who's that guy? - Principal Anderson.
(情人节快乐）
正如你所知 范老师今天不太舒服 As you can tell, Miss Vaughn is not feeling well today,
所以我来代课 so I'll be taking her place.
别希望可以玩乐 因为我打算教书 But don't get your hopes up, because I plan on teaching,...
希望你们也打算学习 ..so I hope you plan on learning.
谁来告诉我 社会课念到哪里了？ Now, who can tell me where we are in our social-studies reader?
嗯？ Yes?
麦可？ Michael?
你手上是什么？ Excuse me. What's that in your hand?
拿过来给我 Bring that note up to me.
我们来看看 什么东西不能等到下课再说 Now let's see what couldn't wait till after class.
“我们真幸运 有安得森校长来代课 "We're so lucky to have Principal Anderson substituting."
“现在我们有权 整天盯着他的肥油 "Now we have the privilege of staring at that tub of lard all day long"?
“如果我是他 我会挪动我的肥臀 免得遇上交通阻塞” "If I were him, I would walk my fat ass right into oncoming traffic."
天啊 比利 我刚想到最有趣的事 Oh, man, Billy, I just thought of the funniest thing.
比利？ Billy?
- 比利人呢？ - 他在学校 - Where's Billy? - He's in school, man.
哦 对！ Oh, yeah.
（当我的情人 比利—爱你的珍妮佛）
（成为我的爱－苏珊）
# I'm not the one
# That you'll be shootin' for
# I'm not the one
# Who's coming back for more
（我要你 比利 校长安得森） # You know why
# We've been through this too many times
# You know why
对了 我很饥渴！ # It's never clear it's pantomime
我不想像个怪胎 I don't wanna sound like a weirdo,
但我今天有点想念范老师 but I kinda missed Miss Vaughn today.
- 为什么？你喜欢她啊？ - 不是！ - Why? Do you like her or something? - No!
- 怎么？她说她喜欢我？ - 她没对我说 - Why? Did she say she likes me? - Not to me.
我们来查清楚 Well, let's find out.
哈罗 Uh, hello?
范老师吗？ Um, is this Miss Vaughn?
我是她班上的厄尼 Oh, hi. It's Ernie from class.
问她有没有男朋友 Ask her if she has a boyfriend.
范老师 你有男朋友吗？ Uh, Miss Vaughn, do you have a boyfriend?
没有 No.
问她... Ask her...
问她班上有没有谁 是她喜欢超过普通朋友的 Ask her if she likes anybody from class, like, more than a friend.
范老师 你喜欢班上哪一位胜过普通朋友吗？ Uh, Miss Vaughn, do you like anybody in class more than a friend?
没有 No.
问她有没有和班上的人 出去玩过 Ask her if she would ever go out with somebody from class.
- 不要！ - 快点照做！ - No! - Just do it!
范老师 你是否曾和班上的同学出去玩？ Um, Miss Vaughn, would you ever go out with anybody from class?
嗯 Uh-huh.
厄尼 大人喜欢和大人出去玩 You see, Ernie, grown-ups like to go out with other grown-ups.
- 那比利呢？ - 你比他更像大人 - What about Billy? - You're more of a grown-up than Billy.
- 我会给你一个大人！ - 那是谁？厄尼 - I'll give you a grown-up. - What was that, Ernie?
没有谁 明天见了 范老师 Nothing. See you tomorrow in class, Miss Vaughn.
你搞砸了！ You blew it!
嘿 我打赌你不敢 拿三明治丢司机 Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver.
做啊！快点！ Do it. Come on.
嘿！ Hey!
嘿 是谁丢的？ Hey, who threw that?
我要把巴士调头 I'll turn this damn bus around.
让你们的小小郊游 提早结束 怎样？ That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick, huh?
胡扯 Bullshit.
我试着今天请老师评分 别搞砸了！ Hey, I'm tryin' to score points with the teacher today. Don't screw it up!
我打赌你不敢摸她胸部 I dare you to touch her boobs.
摸她胸部？那是侮辱 兄弟 Touch her boobs? That's assault, brother.
你敢和我对赌吗？ Ya double-dare me?
范老师 还要多久到？ Miss Vaughn, how long till we get there?
- 我要上厕所 - 大概还要两分钟 - I have to go to the bathroom. - Probably about two minutes.
对不起 他开车太猛了 Sorry about that. Damn guy drives like an animal.
没错 比利 所以你快到后面坐下吧？ That's all right, Billy. Why don't you go back and sit down now?
- 好 - 我加倍打赌 - OK. - I double-dare you.
那是...我...意外 Da... I... Accident...
出槌 奶 Mistake... Tit...
- 去坐下 - 好 - Go sit down now. - Yes.
对 又来了 又要在车上吃一餐 Yeah, here we go again. Another treat from the road.
真棒！熟透的香蕉 每天有花招 Grand, ripe banana. Trick of the day. Great...
马蹄铁是什么？马蹄铁是做什么的？ What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do?
那有马穿的袜子吗？ Are there any horse socks?
有人听到我说的吗？ Is anybody listening to me?
范老师 很抱歉刚才发生的事 Anyways, I am sorry about what happened back there,...
但你必须承认 我最近试着表现好一点 ..but you have to admit, I've been tryin' to be good lately.
你不是第一个 打算抓我胸部的人 Well, you're not the first person that's tried to grab my chest.
我真的不想用比其他学生更高的标准来评量你 I'm trying not to hold you to a higher standard than the rest of the students.
虽然我也许该那样 你智商50？ Although maybe I should. You are, what, 50?
不 只是其他小孩很仰仗我 No, but the other kids look up to me.
我不希望他们以为我是懦夫 I don't want them to think I'm a coward.
别担心这个 下星期你又会有新老师可以骚扰 Don't worry about it. Next week you're gonna have another teacher to annoy.
我不想骚扰其他老师 范老师 我只想骚扰你 I don't want to annoy another teacher, Miss Vaughn. I want to annoy you.
- 范老师！ - 范老师！有人偷了我们的午餐 - Miss Vaughn! - Somebody stole all our lunches.
谁会偷走30个午餐盒？ Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?
我知道谁偷走午餐盒 I'll tell you who took those lunches.
可恶的萨斯科奇人 That damn sasquatch.
我想只能这样了 大家回到车上！ Well, I guess that's it. OK, everybody! Back on the bus!
- 厄尼在干嘛？ - 不知道 我马上回来 - Hey, what's with Ernie? - I don't know. I'll be right back.
嘿 厄尼！怎么回事？ Hey, Ernie, what's up?
没什么 Nothing.
你爱上墙壁啦？ You fallen in love with the wall or somethin'?
- 我出了点意外 - 你出了意外？什么意思？ - I had an accident. - An accident. What does that mean?
恶心！ Ooh!
好 我知道了 Oh, I know. OK. Uh...
别担心 老弟 你撑一下 我马上回来 Don't worry, buddy. You hang tight. I'll be right back.
嘿 大家看 比利尿湿裤子了 Hey, look, everybody! Billy peed his pants!
我当然尿湿裤子啊 Of course I peed my pants.
在我这个年纪还尿裤子是最酷的一件事 OEverybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
- 真的？ - 对 - Really? - Yes!
你没尿湿裤子就不够酷 You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.
- 哇！ - 看啊！厄尼也尿湿裤子 - Wow. - Hey, man, Ernie peed his pants too.
好耶！ All right!
如果你尿湿裤子叫做酷 那我就成了麦尔斯戴维斯 If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
那是我听过最恶心的事！我们走！ That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go!
我们上车吧 Get on the bus here.
快点！上车 拨打 Move it. Get up there, Kyle.
一 二 五 七 One, two, five, seven.
快走！快点上车... Move it or lose it. Get on the b...
范老师 很高兴看到你 Hi, Miss Vaughn. Nice to see ya.
那个薇若妮卡范真是超正的 That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass.
我从经验得知的 老弟 你懂我意思吧？ I know from experience, dude, if you know what I mean.
不 你没有 No, you don't.
嗯 不是我 但我知道某人有 他和她有一腿！ Well, not me personally, but a guy I know. Him and her got it on.
不 他们没有 No, they didn't.
不、不 他们没有 No, no, no, they didn't.
但你可以想像 如果他们有的情形吧？怎样？ But you can imagine what it'd be like if they did, right? Huh?
都上车了？很好！太棒了！好极了！ Everybody on? Good, great, grand, wonderful!
在车上不准鬼叫！ No yelling on the bus!
# 比利念完三年级 # Billy passed the third grade
# 哦 多辉煌的一天 # Oh, what a glorious day
# 哦 通过三年级 # Oh, passin' third grade
# 比利麦迪森好威 # The Billy Madison way
耶！ Yeah!
正点！耶！ Rock on! Yes!
住手 Stop it.
你是谁？我又不认识你 走开 先生 住手 Who are you? I don't even know you. Go away, mister. Stop it.
- 你还好吧？ - 好啊 - Are you OK? - Yeah.
- 看 她来了！ - 她也来了 - Look! She came! - And she came too.
那个鼻涕皇后是你的了 The mucus queen is yours.
谢了 Thanks.
嗨！ Hi!
天啊！我的天 Oh, gosh. Oh, thank you.
哦！我的天！ Oh, my God!
点心杯！你超酷的！ Snack Pack! You're the coolest!
- 这些够你撑过周未了 - 太感谢你了 - Those should last you the weekend. - Thank you very much.
- 看来比利步上轨道了 - 是没错 - Billy is on the right track. - He's on track all right.
他会一路走到粪坑 He's headed right down the toilet.
放轻松 Easy.
所以你还是认为比利做不到？ You still don't think he's gonna make it?
相信我 卡尔 我知道他不可能成功的 Trust me, Carl, baby. I know he's not gonna make it.
我先失陪一下 Would you excuse me for a second?
谁能帮助我毁了比利麦迪森？ Who will help me destroy Billy Madison?
谁？ Who?
你昨天那样帮厄尼 真的很体贴 You know, that was really sweet, the way you helped Ernie out yesterday.
他也会为我做同样的事 He would have done the same for me.
再回到学校有什么感觉？ So what's it like being back in school?
不知道 有时觉得我像个白痴 I don't know. I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes.
虽然我本来就是白痴 所以好像还可行 Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
这里只有你和你爸爸住吗？ Is it just you and your dad in here?
其实并不是 还有华妮塔和一些佣人管家之类的 Well, actually, no. There's Juanita, and some maids and butlers and stuff.
替我爸工作的人也经常过来 And people who work for my dad are always stoppin' by.
我朋友也常不请自来我家过夜 And my friends are always sleepin' over, even when I didn't ask 'em to.
- 真像个饭店 - 对 有点像 很容易混淆 - Sounds like a hotel. - It kinda is. It can be distracting.
所以我搬到那边 That's why I moved out here.
哦 哇 Wow.
我最近大部分时间 都待在这里 This is where I've been spending most of my time lately.
也不算很乱对吧？ Not exactly roughing it, are you?
那是...买帐篷附赠的 所以... Those are, uh... They come with the tent, so...
哇 《双城记》 我们还没上到这一本 Oh, wow. A Tale of Two Cities. I don't think we're up to that one yet.
那本书中的字 我已经认得九个了 I can understand nine words in that book now.
所以这是 三年级的最后一天 So, it's, um... the last day of third grade.
你和老师单独在帐蓬里 And you have the teacher, alone, in your tent.
你想怎么做？ What do you wanna do?
我想做三件事 Well, I can think of three things I'd like to do.
一件需要冰块 还有一支九号铁杆 One would involve some ice cubes and a nine-iron.
- 第二件和水牛有关 - 是吗？ - Two would include a buffalo. - Really?
活的或填充玩具 最好是填充玩具比较安全 Live or stuffed. Preferably stuffed, for safety's sake.
第三件事：我们拿一些冰块过来 Three: we'd bring back some of those ice cubes,...
把九号杆改成挖起杆 ..but switch it over to a pitching wedge.
你们还好吗？ How you guys doin'?
嘿 卡尔！很高兴看到你！ Hey! Carl! Good to see you!
这是薇若妮卡 我的老师 他是卡尔 This is Veronica, my teacher. That's Carl.
很高兴认识你 比尔 我想艾瑞克在打什么主意 Very pleased to meet you. Bill, I think Eric is up to something.
- 谁是艾瑞克？ - 他也替我爸工作 - Who's Eric? - He works for my dad too.
如果我搞砸了 公司就变成他的 他是个混蛋 He gets the company if I screw up. He's a douchebag.
他今天稍早语带威胁 He made some menacing comments to me,
然后又是那种黄鼠狼的笑声 and then he did that little weasel laugh.
- 对 他又那样笑了？ - 你知道的 - Yeah. How does that laugh go again? - You know.
- 你真行 那就像他的笑声 - 谢了 - Very good. It sounded just like him. - Thanks.
我相信他暗中有所打算 Well, I'm sure he's got something up his sleeve.
- 谢了 老兄 - 不客气 - Thanks, buddy. - No problem.
# 'ABC' by the Jackson 5
# You went to school to learn, girl
# Things you never, never knew before...
（“讨厌四年级”） （“怀念三年级”）
（“四年级老师难看”） （“薇若妮卡是美女”） （“想扁四年级老师的头”）
美国人口密度最高的区域就是东海岸一带 The most densely populated part of the US is along the eastern seaboard.
接下来我们要讨论 为何那已经结束 We're gonna talk about why that is over the next few minutes.
大家都知道人口普查吧？就好像点名一样 We all know what a census is, don't we? That's like taking a census...
（美国第一次人口普查...）
来吧！抄起球传给老... You know, yeah. Pick it up and gimme...
你想试试吗？ You want some of this?
哦 我的天啊！ Oh, my dear Lord!
你要替我守好 小子 不然我会揍你 You never leave me open, son, cos I'm gonna hit it every time.
你想试试吗？最好不要吧！ You want some more of that? I didn't think so!
# Reading, writing, arithmetic are the branches of the learning tree
# But without the roots of love every day, girl
# Your education ain't complete
# Teacher's gonna show you
# How to get an A
# How to spell 'me', 'you' and add the two
# Listen to me, baby, that's all you gotta do
# ABC
# It's easy as 1-2-3
# As simple as do-re-mi, ABC...
好 快点停止 免得我吐了 All right, stop before I throw up.
嘿 比利 放学后想和我们踢足球吗？ Hey, Billy, you wanna go play soccer with us after school?
不 我星期五要考试 下星期再和你们玩 No, I got a test on Friday. I'll play with you guys next week.
- 下星期你就上九年级了 - 对 中学耶 - Next week you'll be in ninth grade. - Yeah, high school.
对 没错 Oh, yeah.
你不会想和我们混了 我们不过是一群笨小学生 You aren't gonna wanna hang round with a bunch of dumb elementary-school kids.
那不是真的 我会随时来找你们玩 That's not true. I'll come and visit you guys all the time.
对 来看你女朋友 Yeah, to see your girlfriend.
再来点番茄肉酱！ Have some more Sloppy Joes.
我特别帮你做得浓稠点！ I made 'em extra sloppy for yous.
你们这些孩子就爱这味！ I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
小姐 你吓到我们了！ Lady, you're scarin' us.
- 你知道厕所在哪里吗？ - 左边第二道门 - Do you know where the bathroom is? - Second door on the left.
嘿 胖子 来点厕所阅读刊物如何？ Hey, tubby, how about a little bathroom reading?
我有1983年8月号的《摔角世界》 I have the August 1983 issue of Wrestling World here.
（摔角世界 叛逆大胖）
有篇很棒的文章 报导一个叫叛逆大胖的摔角员 There's a terrific article about a wrestler named the Revolting Blob.
你知道吗？他长得有点像我认识的人 Gee, you know somethin'? He kinda looks like someone I know.
- 你从哪里拿来的？ - 我有订阅 - Where'd you get that? - I have a subscription.
他是个坏家伙 他把对手抛出场外砸伤一堆老人家 Bad guy. He threw one opponent out of the ring and hit a bunch of senior citizens.
天啊 这个怪胎好眼熟 Boy, this wacko looks familiar.
我干嘛在意某个愚蠢 冒牌的摔角选手？ What do I care about some stupid phoney wrestling guy?
我的天！ My God.
在1983年6月 他坐在某人头上 还杀了他 In June 1983 he sat on some guy's head and killed him.
那只是特技！ It was just a stunt!
他如果无法呼吸 就该拧我的大腿的 He was supposed to pinch my leg if he was running short of air.
这个大块头忙着坐在别人头上 With this guy sitting on everyone's head,
我想知道他是怎样取得教书证照的？ I wonder how he got his teaching degree?
不！ No!
不 你不能这样对我！那些孩子是我的全部！ No, you can't do that to me. Those kids are my whole life!
你不想有任何事让他们看轻你吧？ So you wouldn't want anything to happen that would make 'em think less of you?
麦斯？ Max?
准备和我合作了吗？ You ready to cooperate with me?
嗯 Yes.
那么麦迪森旅馆集团就是我的了！ Then Madison Hotels is as good as mine!
（乔瑟夫尼比纪念中学）
- 上衣不错！ - 耶 对 - Nice shirt. - Yeah. Yep.
现在细胞很快乐 但其他分子说“嘿 我们也要一些能量” Now the cell's happy. But other molecules are saying "We'd like some energy too."
于是它用自己的色素分子 也就是叶绿素来付诸行动 And it uses its own pigment molecule, chlorophyll, to carry out the action.
这不会让核酸醣小体快乐 This does not make the ribosomes happy.
可怜的叶绿素夹在中间 And poor chlorophyll is caught in the middle of this.
叶绿素？比较像是“无聊素” Chlorophyll? More like "bore-ophyll"!
对吧？ Right?
- 天啊 有点闷热哦？ - 别和我说话 - Jeez, a little bit stuffy in here, huh? - Don't talk to me.
- 为什么？ - 因为你是逊咖 - And why is that? - Because you're a loser.
我不知道核三醣小体和叶绿素能帮助叶绿粒... ...from these ribosomes. And chlorophyll helps the chloroplast...
不 我不会和你亲热！ No, I will not make out with you!
听到没？这女孩想在课堂上 和我亲热！ Did you hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class!
叶绿素人在上面 不知在讲什么东东 You got "chlorophyll man" up there talkin' about God knows what.
她却念着要和我亲热！ All she's talking about is makin' out with me.
我是来学习的 不是来和你亲热的 I'm here to learn, not to make out.
继续讲叶绿素吧！ Go on with the chlorophyll.
欧道尔最大！ O'Doyle rules.
谢了 欧道尔 很高兴认识你 Thanks a lot, O'Doyle. Nice meetin' you.
- 等着看他们拉内裤的好戏 - 对 - Wait till they start with the wedgies. - Yeah.
你要开始剪开内裤再来上学 You oughta start cutting your underwear before you get to school.
这样要撕开比较容易 So it rips easier.
我懂了 你们是谁？ I see. Who are you guys?
在你还没来之前 我们是大家欺负的对象 The guys everybody used to pick on before you started here.
不 他们没有欺负我 No, they ain't pickin' on me.
他们只是给我下马威 因为我是新来的 They're givin' me a hard time cos I'm the new guy.
第一天的震撼 A little first-day hazing.
你在否认自己是失败者啊？ Are you in loser denial or something?
我自己也有过很糟的否认期 I had a bad case of loser denial myself.
直到曲棍球队 把停车三角锥塞进我屁股 Till the lacrosse team stuck a parking cone up my ass.
逊咖？我不是逊咖 我是中学之王 Loser? I ain't no loser. I was the king of this high school.
上百个朋友、数不清的派对 A hundred friends, a million parties...
你们才是逊咖 我不是 You guys are losers, not me.
造就是所谓的质数 And that is what a prime number is.
比利！比利！ Billy!
刚好第四节下课 我就过来打个招呼 I figured I got fourth period off, I'd shoot down and say hi.
- 中学还好吗？比利 - 对 中学还好吗？ - How's high school, Billy? - Yeah, how's high school?
中学很棒啊！我是说 我学了很多！ High school is great. I mean, I'm learning a lot.
同学都对我很好 太棒了！ And all the kids are treating me very nice. It's great.
哇 我等不及上中学了 Gee, I can't wait till I go to high school.
别这样说 Don't you say that.
绝对不要这样说！ Don't you ever say that.
待在这里 Stay here.
尽可能待在这里 Stay as long as you can.
上帝慈悲 多珍惜它！ For the love of God, cherish it.
珍妮佛 你来大声朗读吧？ Jennifer, why don't you read out loud?
你一定要珍惜 You gotta cherish it.
懂吗 You do.
我不懂 I don't understand it.
十年前的中学超棒的 我念得很开心！ I mean, ten years ago high school was the greatest. I had so much fun.
你就是玩得太开心 才要重读一遍 I guess a little too much fun, since you've gotta do it again.
我知道 只是同学好坏 I know. It's just that classes are so hard,
他们都把我当成笨蛋 and all the kids treat me like I'm a goof.
你是笨蛋啊 Well, you are a goof.
忍耐一下 八个星期后你就解脱了 Suck it up. Eight more weeks and you're all set.
对 你说得对 你真聪明 Yeah, you're right. You're so smart.
- 我要走了 好吗？ - 好 - I gotta go, OK? - OK.
比利 等等 Billy, wait.
被人叫逊咖的感觉不太好 对不对？ It doesn't feel so great to be called a loser, does it?
是不好 No.
也许你第一次去念中学 Maybe the first time you went to high school,...
你也把其他小孩当成逊咖 对他们不友善 ..you weren't as nice to the kids that you thought were losers.
我知道你在说什么 你真聪明！ I know what you're sayin'. You're so smart.
哈罗 Hello?
- 嗨 是丹尼麦葛非吗？ - 是 - Hi. Is this Danny McGrath? - Yeah.
1984年从尼比中学 毕业的丹尼麦葛非？ The Danny McGrath that graduated from Knibb High School in 1984?
- 对 哪位？ - 我是比利麦迪森 - Uh, yeah. Who's this? - This is Billy Madison.
你可能不记得我了 但我以前和你一起上中学 You probably don't remember me, but I went to high school with you.
那时我常欺负你 I kinda gave you a hard time back then,...
我做了一些自认有趣的事 ..and I did some things that I thought were funny at the time,...
但现在我了解 那实在又坏又愚蠢 ..but now I realise they were just mean and stupid.
我只想道歉 希望你能原谅我 And I just wanted to apologise, and I hope you forgive me.
对 当然 别担心那个 没事啦 Yeah, sure. Don't worry about it.
哇 那太棒了！ Wow! That's great!
嗯 我很抱歉 也许改天可以聚聚 Well, I am sorry, and maybe we can get together some time...
喝杯咖啡之类的 ..and have coffee or somethin'.
- 当然 我很乐意 - 好 再联络了 - Sure, I'd like that. - OK. Well, I'll see you around.
好 再见 OK. Bye.
（猎杀名单）
你别替我说话 白痴 Speak for yourself, moron.
我的天 真好玩！ Oh, my God! That is funny!
接下来要报导饭店大亨权力腐败的惊人内幕 Next.: the shocking story of power and corruption involving a hotel tycoon.
他那位27岁的有钱儿子如何从国小一路作弊 How his 27-year-old millionaire son cheated his way through school.
- 搞什么？ - 也许是讲别人 - What the hell...? - Now, now. Maybe it's somebody else.
我的名字是麦斯安得森 My name is Max Anderson,...
我是波利费特小学的校长 ..and I am the principal at the Polly Fector Elementary School.
最近有位叫做 比利麦迪森的年轻人入学 Recently a young man named Billy Madison was enrolled there.
这段期间 麦迪森先生手段不正当 During that time Mr Madison was disruptive.
他唯一通过测验的方式 就是以五千元贿赂 The only reason he passed was that he offered me a bribe of $5,000,...
我非常勉强才接受 .. which I regrettably accepted.
很抱歉 比利 I'm sorry, Billy.
以上来自波利费特国小的麦斯安得森校长 That was Principal Anderson of Polly Fector Elementary School.
爸 他说谎！ Dad! He's lyin'!
你耍了我 这件事从一开始就是错误 You made a fool out of me. This was a mistake from the beginning.
布莱恩 我有些财测要给你... Brian, I got some interim forecasts for you to...
- 为何大家闷闷不乐的？ - 你真的不相信我？ - Why is everybody so glum? - You seriously don't believe me?
没错 我真的不相信你 That's right. I seriously don't believe you.
交易取消了 艾瑞克得到公司 The deal's off. Eric's got the company.
哇！对我真是好消息 Wow. Good news for me.
我不敢相信会发生这种事 I can't believe this is happening right now.
你要怎么办？星期一还要去上课吗？ Are you gonna come to class on Monday?
现在去也没意义了 对吗？ Wouldn't make much sense now, would it?
一开始就是笨主意 Stupid idea in the first place.
# 'Renegade' by Styx
# They finally found me
# The renegade who had it made
# Retrieved for a bounty
# Never more to go astray
# This'll be the end today of the wanted man
给我离开这张床！ Better get up outta this bed!
# I've been years on the lam And had a high price on my head
# Lawman said 'Get him dead or alive'...
哈罗！ Hello!
我是比利！ Billy's here!
嘿 宝贝！ Hey, baby!
你今晚很性感！ You lookin' hot tonight!
- 比利 你怎么了？ - 我们要去约会 - Billy, what has happened to you? - We're gonna go on a date.
你、我、杰克和法兰克 You, me, Jack and Frank...
我们去把大便 放在别人家的门口 ..are gonna go around puttin' shit on people's doorsteps...
然后把它点火！ ..and we're gonna set it on fire.
比利 你为何要这样？ Billy, why are you acting like this?
我知道你没有贿赂麦斯 I know that you didn't pay off Max.
只有你和我知道 宝贝 Well, that makes two of us, then, baby,...
但光是两个拍不响 俗话好像是这样说的 ..but it takes more than two to tango. Or somethin' like that.
- 所以我们走吧！ - 不 待在这里 - So let's go. - No, let's stay.
你们三个可以在我的客厅 点燃狗屎 And the three of you can light dog shit on my living-room floor.
- 拜托 比利 你知道的... - 碎碎念 - Come on, Billy, you know that... - Talky, talky, talky.
别再碎碎念 No more talky.
你家有打火机吗？ You got a lighter in here?
哦 Oh.
我知道这是怎么回事了 I see what's goin' on in here.
抱歉打断你们！ So sorry to interrupt!
你们继续吧！ Proceed.
比利 你神智不清了 Billy, you're losing your mind.
好 男人之夜！ All right, boys' night out!
我们走！ Let's go!
我要和你谈谈 I need to talk to you.
天啊！ Jeez!
怎么回事？老兄 What's goin' on, man?
我想比利和他女朋友 好像在打水仗 I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo or somethin'.
也许他们在玩抓水鬼的游戏 Hey, maybe they're playin' Marco Polo.
水鬼 Marco.
- 那个游戏真好玩 - 对 - Jeez, that was a great game. - Yeah.
知道吗？我给你一个建议 不要每天当个白痴... I got an idea for you. Instead of being an idiot every day,...
你何不回学校念到毕业 把公司抢回来？ ..why don't you go back to school, graduate and get the company?
因为我不想要了 Cos I don't want it any more.
你说不想要是什么意思？ What do you mean, you don't want it?
我的鼻子有什么流出来吗？ I got somethin' comin' outta my nose?
真不敢相信我喜欢过 这样混吃等死的家伙 I can't believe I liked someone who could roll over and die.
我没有混吃等死！我被设计了！ I ain't rollin' over and dyin'. I was set up.
最糟的是没人相信我 And, worst of all, nobody believes me.
我相信你 比利 我相信 I believe you, Billy. And I believe in you.
有些人没有意志力 没有大脑和远见 You know, some people have no willpower, no brains, no vision.
他们得过且过 像随波逐流的垃圾 They just drift through life like lumps of crap.
她在说什么？ What is she talkin' about?
你有所有的特质 只是害怕去使用它们 And you have all those things. You're just afraid to use 'em.
别这样 你说你不是逊咖 比利麦迪森 那就赢给我看 Don't be. You say you're not a loser, Billy Madison. So win.
# 对 我要回学校 # Yes, I will go back to school
# 实现我的胜利 # And achieve victory
# 没有人能拿走我父亲创建的王国 # No man will take what my father has built
# 除非那个人是我 # Unless that man is me
# 我的比利 可爱的比利小子 # My Billy, sweet Billy boy
# 我知道你会回去 # I knew you would go back
# 只要你有心 没人能阻止 # No one can stop you if you try
# 我胸襟宽广吧？ # Don't I have a nice rack?
# 薇若妮卡 谢谢你 # Veronica, I thank you
# 一语惊醒梦中人 # For beating the shit out of me
# 此刻我完全清醒 # I see things so clearly now
# 我选择自己的命运 # I choose my destiny
比利 我知道你行 Oh, Billy, I knew you had it in ya.
# 我们来帮助你 比利 # We're here to help you, Billy
# 回到学校好好念 # Get back in school to stay
# 你要努力用功熬过去 # You gotta work real hard and stick it out
# 直到毕业那一天 # Till graduation day
# 嘿 孩子们 是我 # Hey, kids, it's me
# 我猜你们以为我死了 # I bet you thought that I was dead
# 但当我跌倒在地 只是摔断腿 # But when I fell over I just broke my leg
# 以及脑袋充血 # And got a haemorrhage in my head
# 前途困难重重 # There are obstacles in the way
- # 但我们要一起克服 - # 克服 - # But together we shall overcome - # Overcome
# 因为你无法挫我们锐气 你无法扼杀我们梦想 # Cos you can't break our spirit and you can't kill our dream
# 你还有口香糖吗？更多、更多的口香糖 # Do you have any more gum, more gum, more gum, more gum?
# 你还有更多的口香糖吗？ # Do you have any more gum?
哦 嗨 小朋友 Oh. Hello, kids.
安得森先生 是你吗？ Mr Anderson, is that you?
哦！ Oh.
是我没错 Yes, actually, it is.
这只是...嗯... This is just... Well, this is...
通常没有父母陪同 我不让小朋友到我家 Normally I don't allow children to be in my home without parental supervision.
所以你们何不离开...天啊！ So why don't you just run on... Oh, boy.
你们全部跑来给我惊喜 固然是很好 但我... It sure is great to have all you kids come surprise me like this at my home, but I...
安得森先生 比利说 你说的事没发生过 Mr Anderson, Billy said the stuff that you said didn't happen.
是他说谎还是你说谎？ Is he lying or are you lying?
听着 小朋友 事情没有那么简单 Oh, well, listen, kids. It's not always as simple as all that.
我对比利麦迪森的声明 完全是假的 The statement I made about Billy Madison was and is completely untrue.
不 No.
我知道现在无法脱离我的命运... I know now that I shall never escape my fate...
- 叛逆大胖的命运 - 不、不、不！ - ..as the Revolting Blob. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
这是我要学会接受的 It's something I must learn to live with.
乔伊丝？ Joyce?
真糟糕 What a mess.
首先这个疯子上电视 说谎 然后再撤回 First this psycho goes on TV, lies, then retracts it.
现在艾瑞克的秘书又昏迷不醒 And now Eric's secretary is in a coma.
卡尔 有人能查证 这个叫麦斯的家伙吗？ Carl, has anybody been able to find out anything about this Max guy?
不 先生 他消失了 没有人知道他在哪里 No, sir. He's vanished. Nobody has any idea where he is.
- 我一直都相信比利 - 哦 少假了！ - I believed in Billy all along, sir. - Cut the horseshit!
- 我知道你威胁麦斯 - 冷静 比利 - I know you blackmailed Max. - Take it easy, Billy.
事情进行得很顺利 都怪这个摔角怪胎搞砸了 Things were going along great until this wrestling freak messed things up.
比利应该回中学再试一次 Billy should get another shot at high school.
嘿 规则就是规则！ Hey, rules are rules.
比利应该每两个星期就念完一个年级 Billy was supposed to finish each grade within the two weeks...
不然公司就是我的 他没有念完九年级 ..or I get the company. He didn't finish ninth grade.
艾瑞克 难免会有 情有可原的时候 Eric, certainly there are extenuating circumstances.
情有可原个头！我们谈妥条件 白纸黑字签名的 Extenuating, exschmenuating. We had a deal. A signed, written deal.
每个年级 两个星期 不然公司就是我的 Each grade, two weeks, or I get the company.
技术上来说你是对的 但... Well, technically you're right, but...
闭嘴 布莱恩！我受够你的唠叨了 Oh, shut up, Brian. I've had to listen to your jawing for too long.
“技术上来说...” "Well, technically..."
你闭嘴啦！ 你现在要把公司交给我吗？ Just shut up! Are you ready to hand the company over to me now?
- 不！ - 那就法庭见了 - No. - Then I'll see your ass in court.
很好 Good.
很高兴和你聊过 笨蛋！ Nice talkin' to ya, shitheads.
嘿 艾瑞克 我们现在搞定如何？不用找律师 Hey, Eric, how would you like to settle this now, no lawyers?
你和我 面对面 You and me, mano y mano.
- 什么意思？ - 什么意思？ - What does that mean? - What does that mean?
- 卡尔 那是什么意思？ - 我不知道 - Carl, what does that mean? - Uh... I don't know.
那表示学力测验 It means an academic decathlon.
一天 十个项目 测验在中学会学到的所有知识 One day, ten events, testing all the knowledge one would gain in high school.
我和你单挑！ Me versus you.
- 你在开玩笑吧？ - 冷静一点吧 比利 - You're joking, right? - Let's take it a little easy here, Billy.
不 我是认真的 我们星期五就比赛 No, I'm serious. Let's do it. Let's do it on Friday.
- 来吧 - 你可以接受吗？爸爸 - Let's do it. - Is that all right with you, Daddy?
如果你自认能打败他 Well, if you think you can beat him.
哦 我可以！我会的 Oh, I can. And I will.
- 成交 - 我知道是你 - It's a deal. - I know it was you.
你伤了我的心 You broke my heart.
这是你缺课的三角学笔记 Here are the trigonometry hand-outs.
这是最后一年的物理学笔记 我最多能帮到这样 Last year's physics notes. Best I could do.
谢了 同学 你们救了我一命 Thanks a lot, fellas. You're saving my life.
欧道尔最大！ O'Doyle rules.
欧道尔 我觉得你们全家都会下地狱 O'Doyle, I got a feeling your whole family's goin' down.
但现在我必须念书 But for now I gotta study.
诺曼民族入侵英国 Norman invasion of England.
1066年 1066.
正确 That is correct.
大宪章 The Magna Carta.
1215年？ 1215?
对 Yes.
西班牙无敌舰队 Spanish Armada.
1466年？ 1466?
1467年？1469年？ '67? 1469?
1514年？ 1514?
1981年？1986年？ 1981? 1986?
拜托别这样 拜托 我发誓... 拜托等一下 Please do not do that. Come on, I swear... Just hang in there one second.
上帝求求你 给我答案！ Please, God, give me the answer!
[西班牙语]早上好 Buenos dias.
[西班牙语]下午好 Buenas tardes.
[西班牙语]晚上好 Buenas noches.
慢一点 Slow down.
哦！ Oh!
西班牙无敌舰队 Spanish Armada...
嗯 1588年！ 1588.
答对了 That is correct.
各位女士先生 感谢麦迪森先生... Ladies and gentlemen, thanks to a generous donation by Mr Madison...
...赞助尼比中学图书馆 容许我安排十位不同的老师... ..to the Knibb High School library, I have been able to arrange for ten teachers...
执行各个科目的学测 ..to administer this academic decathlon in various courses of study.
不过如果参加者想作弊 However, if there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat,...
尤其是我太太 她真是无耻的贱货 害我快崩溃了 ..especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp, I am just gonna snap.
我说得够清楚了吗？ Do I make myself clear?
- 是 先生 - 是 先生 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
好 学测立刻开始！ All right, then. Let the academic decathlon begin.
（艾瑞克喝自己的尿）
全美二军 哈佛田径队 Second team, all-American, Harvard track.
是吗？ Is that right?
恶心！看到那家伙的蛋蛋吗？ Oh, gross! Did you see that guy's balls?
对 看起来好怪 Yeah, they were weird-lookin'.
哇！ Whoa!
他很行 He's good.
“生存还是毁灭 To be, or not to be:
“这是值得思考的问题 that is the question:
“是否要默默忍受 Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
“命运暴虐的毒箭...” The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...
“或是挺身反抗人世无涯的苦难” Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
“在奋斗中结束一切？ And by opposing end them?
“死了 睡了” To die: to sleep;
“什么都完了” No more.
耶 比利！ Billy!
嘿、嘿、嘿！谁最大？ Hey, hey, hey. Who rules?
欧道尔最大！ O'Doyle rules!
各位学生午安 Good afternoon, students.
你们受邀前来见证 第十项 也是最后的测验 You've been invited here today to witness the tenth and final event...
由艾瑞克高登先生单挑 比利麦迪森先生 ..in the competition between Mr Eric Gordon and Mr Billy Madison.
目前麦迪森先生领先一分 As of this moment, Mr Madison is ahead by one point.
选手要替对方选择 最后一科的类别 Each competitor will select the final category for his opponent.
麦迪森先生先答题 高登先生选题目 Mr Madison will go first. Mr Gordon, choose the topic.
英国文学 English Literature.
美国总统 US Presidents.
我太太 贱货 My Wife, the Tramp.
燃烧狗大便 与人类的反应 Burning Dog Poo and the Human Response.
文学中的社会现象 Reflections of Society in Literature.
祝你好运 笨蛋 Good luck, schmuck.
麦迪森先生 Mr Madison.
工业革命改变了现代小说的风貌 The Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel for ever.
请论述、指出特定的范例 Discuss, citing specific examples.
加油！ Come on!
好 OK.
工业革命 对我来说 就像我知道的一个故事 The Industrial Revolution, to me, is just like a story I know...
...叫做《迷路的小狗》 ..called The Puppy Who Lost His Way.
世界在改变 The world was changing...
小狗越长越大 ..and the puppy was getting... bigger.
小狗就像工业 So, you see, the puppy was like industry,...
他们同时迷失在森林中 ..in that they were both lost in the woods,...
没有人 特别是那个小男孩 ..and nobody, especially the little boy
也就是“社会” 知道去那里找他们 society - knew where to find them.
只不过小狗就是狗而已 Except that the puppy... was a dog.
但是工业 各位朋友 But the industry, my friends,...
却是一种革命 ..that was a revolution.
尼比中学足球队最大！ Knibb High football rules!
麦迪森先生 你刚刚说的 Mr Madison, what you've just said...
是我听过最疯狂、白痴的说法 ..is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
完全没有重点 没有条理 At no point in your rambling, incoherent response...
和理性的思考完全沾不上边 ..were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
在场的人听了只会变得更笨 Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
你没有得到分数 愿上帝怜悯你的灵魂 I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
好 你说“答错”就好了嘛 扯那么多... OK. A simple "wrong" would have done just fine, but...
你还是以一分领先 You remain one point ahead.
高登先生 轮到你了 麦迪森先生请选题 Mr Gordon, it is your turn. Mr Madison, choose the topic.
（商业道德）
我选商业道德 I choose Business Ethics.
高登先生 美国企业环境已彻底改变· Mr Gordon. The American business environment has fundamentally changed...
随着内线交易 及存放款的丑闻事件 ..following the insider trading and savings and loan scandals.
请解释商业道德 在今日应该如何运用 Explain business ethics, and how they are applied today.
商业道德 The, uh, ethics of, uh, business...
可以简述为... ..can be summarised in...
对 Yeah, um...
是这样的... See...
道德是... Ethics are, uh...
你知道的...道德这回事... You know, the... the thing about ethics...
那个问题不公平 这不在课本里面 That question was not fair! That was not in the reading.
- 我要求新的问题 - 冷静 疯子 - I demand a new question. - Take it easy, psycho.
你已经熟了 You blew it. You lose.
我该轰掉你的头 你这可悲的... I oughta blow you away, you miserable...
放马过来啊！ Well, go ahead and do it.
唉呀！ Yikes!
不！ No!
放开我！ Get off me!
不！ No!
真高兴我打电话给那家伙！ Man, I'm glad I called that guy.
- 麦斯 你还好吗？ - 嗯 我没事 - Max, are you OK? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm OK.
好 OK.
有点昏昏的 一身冷汗 A little confused, kinda sweaty,...
肚子有点饿 ..a little hungry,...
其他都没事 ..but all in all I'm OK.
谢谢 非常感谢各位 Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Thank you.
我该怎么说？我毕业了 结束了 我做到了 Well, what can I say? I graduated. It's over. I did it.
我们知道多数人会说 “嘿 白痴都做得到” I know most of you are sayin' "Hey, any idiot could do that."
但对我来说很难 所以住口！ Well, it was tough for me, so back off!
- 抱歉、抱歉 - 耶！比利！比利第一名！ - Sorry. Sorry about that. - Yahoo, Billy! Billy's number one! Yahoo!
真不错 兄弟 That's nice, buddy.
呀呼！ Yahoo!
学校万岁！ Yahoo for school!
我也万岁！ Yahoo for me!
总之我真的不适合旅馆业 Anyways, this hotel stuff really isn't for me,...
所以我决定辞去 麦迪森旅馆集团的主席 ..so I decided to step down as chairman of Madison Hotels...
把公司交给卡尔 ..and give the company to Carl.
我要去念大学 我要当老师 I'm gonna go to college. I'm gonna be a teacher.
和平！我就来了！ Peace! I'm outta here!
爸！ Daddy.
我该怎么说？我想我力挽狂澜了 What can I say? I saved the day, I guess.
我是说 艾瑞克没有染指公司 I mean, Eric doesn't take over the company.
你确定这是你要的？ Are you sure this is what you wanna do?
我确定 爸 谢谢你做的一切 I'm sure, Dad. Thanks for everything.
麦斯！我该怎么说？你救了我一命 Max! What can I say, buddy? You saved my life.
你什么都不必说 我以你为荣 You don't have to say anything. I'm so proud of you.
我还是很饥渴 But I'm still horny.
够了 你弄痛我了 All right, man. You're hurting me.
你以为他那样叫饥渴 You think he's horny.
过来 Come here.