Okay, but just tell me this: why Tony?
I mean, is it the money? The Kung Fu pajama?
Like why? Why is it?
He's... the one.
The one...
Yeah, I know it's kinda sappy, but...
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna say something out loud
that I'm doing a pretty good job of not saying out loud lately.
What you and Tony have...
what I thought for a second you and I had...
what I know that Marshall and Lily have...
I want that.
I do.
I keep waiting for it to happen, and waiting for it to happen, and...
I guess I'm just, um...
I'm tired of waiting.
And that is all I'm going to say on that subject.
You know I once talked my way out of a speeding ticket?
Really?
I was heading upstate to my parents' house
doing, like, 90 on this country road,
and I got pulled over.
So this cop gets out of his car.
He kind of swaggers on over and he's like
'Young lady, I have been waiting for you all day.'
So I looked up and I said,
'I'm so sorry, officer. I got here as fast as I could.'
For real?
No, it's an old joke.
I know that you're tired of waiting,
and you may have to wait a little while more, but...
she's on her way, Ted.
And she's getting here as fast as she can.
Bye Stella.
Bye Ted.