嗨 我叫Howard Moon 这是我徒弟Vince Noir Hi. My name is Howard Moon.This is my apprentice, Vince Noir.
你徒弟？一边凉快去 你是我徒弟还差不多 Apprentice? Get stuffed.You're my apprentice.
你别来劲 就来劲怎么了 Don't start showing out. Or what?
我就用来自北方的子弹头力量废了你 l'll come at you fast, like a Northern bullet.
让你尝尝厉害 我还不知道你的“厉害” l'll put a move on you. l've felt your moves.
软了吧唧的 就像被天然酸奶抚摸一样 They're like being caressed with a natural yogurt.
我现在有犀利的新招了 l've got new, powerful moves now.
是吗 邮购来的新招吗 Yeah? Did you send off for some new ones?
是 今天早晨才收到的 最早的邮包？ Yes. They arrived this morning. First post?
没错 最早的邮包就是最狠的邮包 那就来试试呗 Yeah. The post that hurts the most. Well, come on, then.
我要把你送去跟痛苦叔叔和痛苦阿姨吃顿饭 l'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs Pain.
给你点份暴力馅饼 Order up some violent quiche.
你敢吗 来就来呗 D'you want some? Come on.
就这？没感觉啊 What's that? That's nothing.
现在没感觉 但这是霹雳雷霆掌 Feels like nothing. But that's the vibrating palm.
过俩小时 你去血拼买帽子 戴上一看惨不忍睹 嗷！ Two hours from now you'll go to a shop, buy a hat, it won't suit you. Ow!
不可能 你看我 我的秀发就是我的帽子 There's no way. Look at me. My hair's virtually a hat.
戴啥帽子都好看 等着瞧 All hats suit me. You'll see.
瞧就瞧 请欣赏节目 Yeah. l will. Enjoy the show.
来到Mighty Boosh的世界 ..to the world of The Mighty Boosh.
跟随我们来到Mighty Boosh的世界 # Come with us to The Mighty Boosh The Mighty Boosh
跟随我们来到Mighty Boosh的世界 # Come with us to The Mighty Boosh #
你好呀 挺好的 - All right? - All right.
Gideon太太打电话找我没？ Did Mrs Gideon ring for me?
她干啥要找你 我是说 她说不定会找你 As if she's gonna ring for you. Oh, l mean, she might do.
是啊 她干啥找我 她把我当傻子 Yeah, why would she ring for me? She thinks l'm an idiot.
她不给你打电话可能有很多原因嘛 Come on, there's plenty of reasons why she wouldn't ring.
说不定她钻进柜子里出不来了 Maybe she's trapped in a cabinet.
人家是智慧女性，才不钻柜子呢 She's a sophisticated woman. She doesn't get trapped in cabinets, OK?
好多人钻柜子 比如医生啊 牙医啊 律师啊 People get trapped in cabinets all the time. Doctors, dentists, lawyers.
你没看那节目？《柜子老大钻柜子》 Haven't you seen the show? ''Captain Cabinets, trapped in cabinets.''
他能出来吗？他会出来吗？当然能出来 我看过 ''Can he get out? Will he get out?'' Yes, l have seen it.
她没钻柜子 她就在那儿呢 She's not trapped in a cabinet. She's over there.
是啊 就在那儿呢 Oh, yeah. There she is.
哦 甜美的女士 你面颊如奶油一团 Oh, sweet lady With your face like a cream oval
鼻梁如奶油一条 And your nose like a delicious slope of cream
耳朵像……奶油两片 Your ears like...cream flaps
牙齿像亮闪闪的奶油粒粒 And your teeth like hard, shiny pegs of cream...
别捣乱行吗 D'you mind?
啥 正吟诗呢 献给Gideon夫人 Mm? Doing a poem. For Mrs Gideon.
行了你 我觉得你方法根本不对 Come on. l think you're going about it all the wrong way with Gideon.
什么意思 你约人家 人家拒绝了 What d'you mean? You ask her out, she says no.
然后你在花园里游荡了一晚上 冲着鱼池哭 And you hang about her garden all night, weeping into her fishpond.
你怎么知道的 报上都登了 How do you know? lt's in all the papers.
4-44页特别报道 某男子泪杀锦鲤 ''Man kills koi carp with human tears.'' Pages 4-44.
还采访了一条锦鲤 人家怒坏了 They interviewed one of the carp. He was furious.
噢 太咸了 人家是淡水鱼 Oh, it's all salty. l'm freshwater.
你根本不懂女人 你觉得女人喜欢什么？ l don't think you understand women. What d'you think women like?
小喇叭？ 小喇叭？！ Trumpets? Trumpets?
书签 她们才不喜欢书签 她们喜欢型男 Bookmarks. They don't like bookmarks. They like edgy characters.
我很有型啊 橘子都比你有型 l've got edge. You're as edgy as a satsuma.
我心狂野啊 我是狂人 我很狂的！ l'm a crazy man. l'm a nut job. l'm a freakball.
我打破一切常规 l break through all boundaries.
我看见常规就一口吞了 lf l see a boundary, l eat a boundary
然后喝一杯热乎乎的规矩顺下去 and wash it down with a cup of hot, steaming rules.
Moon 请来我办公室 谢谢合作 Moon, come to my office right now. Thank you.
快跑吧 有型的小耗子 我才不跑着去见Fossil呢 Run along, Dangermouse. l'm not running along to Fossil.
我想啥时候去就啥时候去 你是Fossil养的狗 l'll go in my own sweet time. You're Fossil's bitch.
道上的人都这么说 你谁啊？黑道巨星啊？ That's the word on the street. Who are you? T-Bone Wilson?
Leroy看见你晚上穿个蓝色小裤裤给Fossil跳舞来着 Leroy saw you dancing for Fossil in the moonlight, in little blue pants.
我才不给Fossil跳舞 l don't dance for Fossil.
他赏你个钢镚 你扭个屁股 He gave you coin, you gave him booty.
听着 我玩弄Fossil于鼓掌之中好吧 Listen, l was playing Fossil like a pipe. Yeah?
随你便 我是给他设圈套来着 Whatever. l was putting a move on him.
你能套住谁啊 As if your moves work.
帽子真帅 谢谢夸奖 Nice hat. Thanks.
我的圈套当然有用 Yeah, l got the moves.
我才不屁颠地跑去见Fossil 我要淡定 l don't run along to Fossil. Go in my own time.
不想再催你了 狗奴才 l won't tell you again, my bitch.
反正我有事找他 l had to see him about something anyway.
# Dreadlock Holiday # Dreadlock Holiday
我走在唐宁街 # l was walkin'in Downing Street
小心迈着步 # Concentratin' on truckin'right
耳边响起邪恶的嗓音 # l heard a dark voice beside of me
我惊恐回头 # And l looked round in a state of fright
只见一张脸 一男人 # l saw four faces, one man
一臭水沟里的混混 # A brother from the gutter
他们上下打量我一番 然后转向彼此 # They looked me up and down a bit And turned to each other
我说 我不喜欢板球…… # l say, l don't like cricket... #
所以我不喜欢板球 That's why l don't like cricket.
还有别的指示吗，Fossil老大？ 哦 Was there anything else, Mr Fossil? Oh.
你知道那些长小手的家伙吧 You know those guys with the little hands?
就是还长个大袋子的那群 You know, with the big pockets?
袋子里还放个迷你版的自己的 With the little version of themselves in the front pocket.
袋鼠啊？ 没错！ Kangaroo. Yeah.
是这样 我们让他们打架 给咱们赚钱 Anyways, we can make 'em fight, make lots of money.
这太有违我做人的原则了 That's against my principles.
人们不能逼动物互相残杀 Animals should never be made to fight one another.
不是互相残杀 你这亮晶晶的混球儿 是跟你打！ Not one another, glossy dick. You!
我？不行 我绝对不跟袋鼠打架 Me? l'm not doing that. No way am l fighting a kangaroo.
那要是人家给你这个杯子呢？ How about, Moon, l give you this...cup?
一次性塑料的啊 lt's polystyrene.
这改不了我的主意 Fossil先生 That's not gonna swing it, Mr Fossil.
随你吧 All right.
我也不想这样的 l didn't wanna have to do this, Moon,
但是我手上有你的艳照！ but l've got pictures of you nude. That's right.
我要把它们贴身上绕动物园狂跑 l'm gonna put 'em all over my body and run around the zoo.
你别这样 You can't do this.
别这样？我复印机都准备好了 Oh, yeah? l got a Xerox machine that says l can.
两天后上战场，Moon Your fight's in two days, Moon.
给自己的提醒：杯子放口袋 Note to self. Pocket cup.
嗯 Mm.
嗨 嗨 Hey. Hey.
跟Fossil谈得怎么样？ 不太好 How'd it go with Fossil? Well, not great.
他想让我跟袋鼠打架给他赚钱 What he wants me to do is fight with a kangaroo. To make money.
袋鼠啊？ 我得跟袋鼠单练 A kangaroo? Me, one on one with a kangaroo.
你要掉脑袋的 我知道 我不想打 他就是一脑残 You'll get your head smashed off. l know. l'm not doing it.
但是他掌握了我的艳照 But he's got pictures of me naked.
如果我不打 他就要公布 Which he's says he's gonna put up if l don't fight.
我发育得都挺好的 但是这也太丢人了 l've got nothing to be ashamed of but it's embarrassing.
咱经常见人裸体啊 也没啥……啊天啊！ We see pictures of naked people all the time. lt's not... Oh, Christ!
怎么了 那是个啥啊 What? What's that?
人人都有这个啊 不是 是那个 Everyone's got that. No, there.
很正常啊 你这怪胎！ lt's just normal. You're a freak!
这就是个…… 不用给我现场展示 lt's just... l don't wanna see it live!
Vince，这就是个…… 走开啦！ lt's just that. Vince. Get away!
Vince！ 你不正常！走开啦！ Vince! You're not right! Get away.
扭曲而孤独 # Disfigured and alone
潜伏于阴影处 # Crawling in the shadows
难道我命该如此 # Must l live like a freak?
畸形 无用又痛苦 # Deformed, useless and embarrassed
怪胎 怪胎 # Freak, freak #
我坐下行吗 Mind if l sit down?
你准备怎么办？ What are we gonna do?
没想过进马戏团发展？ Have you thought about joining the circus?
想想办法 要不我们就倒霉了 有你什么事？ Do something, or we're in trouble. How are you in trouble?
Mick Jagger（滚石主唱）不能天天跟象人（大卫林奇电影）混啊 Mick Jagger didn't hang out with the Elephant Man.
别跑题 我该怎么办？ What am l gonna do, more to the point?
要让Gideon夫人知道了我就彻底没戏了 lf Mrs Gideon finds out about this, it's over for me.
那你就跟袋鼠单挑呗 啥？ What if you fight the kangaroo? What?
废了那袋鼠 你就有型了 lmagine if you fight the kangaroo and beat it. You'll be dangerous.
你就是猛男了 Gideon就缠上你了 You'll have edge. Gideon'll be all over you like a flannel.
好计划 很完美啊 Good plan. lt's perfect.
就一个问题 我怎么废得了袋鼠啊 One problem. How do l beat a kangaroo?
我训练你呗 就你？ l'll train you up. You?
你这小样还训练我？ 咋了 我是伦敦东边长大的小野狗 You'll train me up? Yeah. l'm a Cockney bitch
泥地里滚打出来的小金刚 l'm a ragamuffin from the streets.
我还不知道你 你也就是个花俏的法国贵族 You're a French duke, if ever l saw one.
往那儿一躺 就会吃喝 我是扫烟囱的（狄更斯和布雷克笔下典型的伦敦穷孩子） You lie around eating soft cheese. l'm a chimney sweep.
我家人都是玩拳击的 All my family are into boxing.
全都玩 我姨都玩 她最狂热了 All of them, even me auntie. She loves it.
我家都是猛人 My family are nutters.
我叔叔有回把人的腿都打成长号了 My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs became trombones.
那人走路就滴滴嘟嘟的了 The man had to leave the ring like this.
你是帮我啊还是接着跳舞？ 走呗 Are you gonna help me or dance? Let's get going.
这是啥？ 人家就卖一个号的 What's this? l could only get one size.
就卖你的号啊 真好 Your size. Nice.
桑塔纳（拉美音乐家）为伍德斯托克（著名音乐节）准备的时候就这么穿的 Carlos Santana wore these when he was training for Woodstock.
穿完咋也不洗洗 来看看你的对手吧 He could have washed them. Let's check out your opponent.
从Naboo那儿拿了点片子 都是讲袋鼠的 Got these videos off Naboo.Kangaroo videos.
袋鼠受到攻击就会以尾巴支撑地面 A kangaroo, if attacked, leans on its tail
用后腿攻击 猎物瞬间毙命 and using its hind legs, disembowels its prey in sec...
假的吧 That's not true.
……成年袋鼠能击破钢板 ..adult kangaroo can punch through solid steel...
跟袋鼠单挑的人都会死的很难看 lf a man was to fight a kangaroo, he would be immediately killed.
不是要给你看这个片…… lt's not the video l was thinking of.
是这个 This is the one.
跳跳，跳跳，袋鼠跳跳 # Skipper, Skipper, the kangaroo #
跳跳 心情咋样？ Skipper, you all right, mate?
跳跳你这个变态 滚开！ Skipper, you psycho, get off me!
他疯了！把人都杀了！ He's gone berserk! He's killing everyone!
跳跳 不要！我的肠子都出来了！ Skipper, no! l'm being disembowelled!
呃……战略上要藐视对手哈 Erm...let's not concentrate on your opponent.
去我叔叔的拳击场吧 他有办法 Let's go to my uncle's gym. He'll know what to do.
他超强 拳击万事通 He's great. He knows everything about boxing.
来吧桑塔纳 Come on, Carlos.
看看这里 Look at this place.
和我记忆中一模一样 Ah, just as l remember.
绳子都一样 Ralph你好啊 The old ropes. All right, Ralph?
太好了 你觉得呢？ 怎么臭臭的 This is great. What d'you reckon? Smells a bit funny.
臭臭的？ 有霉味儿 A bit funny? Musty.
这叫男人味 充满男子气概的分泌物味儿 The smell of brutish men, squirting out hot jets of man-foam.
一会儿你也能分泌了 那边是我叔叔 You'll be doing that. That's my uncle.
一网捞住他 Throw a net over him. All right.
把他搞定了 但也别太亲热了 Take him out to dinner. Right. Don't kiss him!
我先说句话 你等着 Let me have a word. You wait here.
女人不许入内！ Oi! No women in here.
是我呀 Vince lt's me. Vince.
小文文！我以为再也见不着你了 Vincie! l thought l'd lost you forever.
见你是不错 你要是敢再动我一下我就剜了你的眼 lt's nice to see you, but if you do that again l'll rip your eyes out.
我要当拳击教练啦 是哦 l'm gonna be a boxing trainer. Right.
这边是我的得意门生 咱们看看 This guy is my star pupil. Let's have a look at him.
这孩子咋跟个智障一样呢？ He looks like a retard.
啥时候比赛？ 明晚 When's the fight? Tomorrow night.
那只有一个办法才能让他准备好了 There's only one way to get this boy ready for the fight.
训练画面蒙太奇！ 加上牛叉的配乐！ Training montage. With music.
好耶！ 住手 Yeah! Stop.
(60年代动作片配乐)
小文文 大事不好 怎么了？ Vincie. We've got a problem. What is it?
这个杯子 我不知道该放哪里 lt's this cup. l don't know what to do with it.
有时候我希望有人能发明个搁口袋里的杯子 Sometimes l wish there was a kind of pocket cup
从那里面喝水 that someone could invent, that you could drink...
Howard咋办啊？ 他没救了 What we gonna do with Howard? Oh. He's hopeless.
不过我有个主意 是咱这行的诀窍 But l've got an idea. lt's an old boxing trick.
你让他打一个比他弱的对手 他就有自信了 You build up his confidence by letting him beat a weaker opponent.
好耶 太好了 Yeah. Nice.
我去找人 好的 l'll go get someone. Great.
别乱摸 你是丫头啊 Easy does it, Margaret.
Howard 怎么了？ Hey, Howard. What's happening?
你的训练已经到了最关键的阶段 We're down to the critical stages of your training now.
好啊 对战 Right. Sparring.
对战啊 跟谁打 那边那男的？ Sparring. OK. Who am l gonna fight? This guy here?
我看不行 他太猛了 他是拳头男米奇啊 l don't think so. He's way too dangerous. That's Micky The Fist.
这人怎么样 What about this fella?
我觉得不行 我跟他差不多嘛 l don't think so. He's more my standard.
其实不是 人家是长拳吉米 Not really. That's Jimmy The Reach.
乍一看不咋地 但是你看他胳膊 He doesn't look like much, but check out his arms.
好吧 那我跟谁打？ 别急 OK. Who am l gonna fight, then? Don't worry about it.
我叔叔找了个跟袋鼠一个量级的跟你打 My uncle's found someone with the exact proportions of your opponent.
好！哈哈！ Yes! Whoa-ho!
趴下！趴下 你这个小矮子！ Whoa! Stay down! Stay down there, you little midget!
败了吧 好样的 Howard Moon！ Loser! Yes! Howard Moon!
我是凶猛的疾风 用痛苦浇灌你的灵魂！ l rain down the pain, l'm Monsoon Moon.
我是电 我是光！ l'm comin' at you like a beam, like a laser.
别想挡我的道 我是迅雷 是惊雷 是真的猛士！ Don't try and stop me. l'm quick, like lightning. l'm frightening. Oww!
你想搞定我？没那么容易！ You want a piece of me now? You got nothing!
小盆友 我要给你上一课 l'm going to have to teach you some manners, boy.
来吧 感受痛苦的清洗吧 Come on, then. Step into the painy season.
你说啥 我是凶猛的季风招来痛苦的雨点啊 跟上思路 l beg your pardon? Painy, rainy. Get with the lingo.
听着小流氓 我要废了你 Listen, you hooligan. l'm going to get you.
总有一天你要尝到我愤怒的拳头！ Not today, but one day you will feel my pugilistic rage upon your face.
此仇不报非君子 随你啦 l always get my man. Whatever.
有种就来 我身手不凡 走了走了 Come on, l've got the moves. Get out of there.
他见识过你了 他知道你的厉害 He's seen what's going on. He saw my boy.
他见识到你有多猛了 He saw the damage he did.
回见了您那 See you later.
你知道他没可能活下来吧 You do know he's gonna die, don't you?
知道啊 Yeah. Yeah.
我就是传说中凶猛的季风 Monsoon Moon, they call me.
或者叫传说中迅猛的风暴？带来痛苦的暴雨？ What about Thunderstorm Moon? He comes in like a heavy shower of pain.
好 要不叫冰雹战神？ 很拉风 Nice. Or Hailstone Howard? That's good.
注意 Gideon来了 哦啊 Hey, Howard. Gideon. Oh, yeah.
跟她说说拳击的事 好的 Tell her about the fight. Right.
淡定点 别激动 好 Be a bit cool. Don't be too eager. Yeah.
Gideon夫人 明日大战 恳请您光临 Hi, Mrs Gideon. Big fight tomorrow for me. Hope you can make it.
求你了 求求你 要淡定 Please come. Please. Cooler.
婊子 也别这么淡定 Bitch. Not that cool.
温柔的……婊子 Nice...bitch.
让开啦 我来搞定 Get out the way. l'll deal with this.
Gideon夫人 Vince你好啊 Hey, Mrs Gideon. Hello, Vince.
最近挺好的吧 挺好 How's it going? Oh, OK.
那边是我徒弟 我训练他呢 噢 That's my boy. l'm training him up. Oh.
他挺猛的 明天有场大战 很有看头哦 He's hot. Big fight tomorrow night. lt's gonna be exciting.
真的？ 我可以给你近场票哦 Really? l can get you a ringside ticket.
我不确定 我不喜欢暴力的东西 Well, l'm not so sure. l don't really like violence.
好吧 就当我好奇问一句 你喜欢什么？ Right. Just out of interest, what do you like?
小喇叭 小喇叭？ Trumpets. Trumpets?
小喇叭和书签 好吧 Trumpets and bookmarks. Right.
Naboo，你得帮我个忙 我的袋鼠片儿呢？ Hey, Naboo. You gotta help me. Where are my kangaroo videos?
忘拿了 对不起啊 心事重重啊 要罚款 Oh, l forgot 'em. Sorry. That's a fine.
罚款？ 5欧元 A fine? Five euros.
随便你 帮我救救Howard吧 Whatever. Help me with Howard.
愤怒的公牛？（马丁斯科塞斯导演的拳击电影） 发狂的天鹅还差不多 The Raging Bull? More of a Demented Swan.
他死定了 你能帮帮忙不？ He's gonna get killed. ls there anything you can do?
这是啥 你疯了啊？ What was that, you jack of clubs?
我让你帮帮我 没叫你往我眼睛里吹土啊 l said could you help me, not blow dust in my eyes.
这是魔尘啊 他怎么这么傻啊？ lt is magic dust. What is he, a muppet?
Howard 我想了好久 你看 你心地很敏感的是吧 Howard, l've been thinking, yeah? l mean, you're a sensitive man.
你真想打拳击么？ D'you really wanna be fighting?
我是说 你这么热爱和平 还是英国首席奶油诗人 l mean, you're a pacifist. You're Britain's leading cream poet.
这是失败者的论调 Vince 奶油的日子已然过去 That's loser talk, Vince. The cream days are over.
柔软的奶油凝固了 Vince l've gone off, curdled, Vince.
我又有型了 道上的人都知道 l've got my edge back. That's the word on the street now.
不再受人摆布 我是Howard Moon 凶猛季风的化身 Nobody's bitch no more. l'm Howard Moon. Monsoon Moon.
明晚 我将对战一匹凶猛的野兽 Tomorrow night l'm gonna be fighting a vicious, vicious animal.
或许他能将我瞬间杀死 但这不可能 lt could kill me in an instant but it's not gonna,
因为你训练了我 because you trained me up.
你给了我信心 Vince 你相信我 You gave me that confidence, Vince. You believed in me.
要不是因为你 我明天肯定不会上场 l wouldn't be fighting tomorrow if it wasn't for you.
这就是命运吧 这一切都是因为你 Funny that, innit? lt's all down to you. You.
你 你 你 You. You. You.
怎样才能打败袋鼠？ # How d'you gets to kill a roo?
只要细心听我说 # lt's all you have to do
只要细心听我说 你就能打败袋鼠 # How d'you gets to kill a roo? lt's all you have to do
告诉我 怎么能打败袋鼠 # Yeah, tell me now How d'you gets to kill a roo?
你只要这样这样做 # lt's all you have to do
怎样才能打败袋鼠 只要这样这样做 # How d'you gets to kill a roo? It's all you have to do
告诉我 怎样才能打败袋鼠 # Yeah, tell me now How d'you gets to kill a roo?
只要这样这样做 # lt's all you have to do
怎样才能打败袋鼠 只要这样这样做 # How d'you gets to kill a roo? lt's all you have to do
多米诺！怎要才能打败袋鼠？ # Yeah, domino How d'you gets to kill a roo?
只要这样这样做 # lt's all you have to do
怎样才能打败袋鼠 # How d'you gets to kill a roo? #
早晨好！ Morning.
我做怪梦了 是吗？ Oh, l had this really weird dream. Oh, yeah?
好奇怪啊 而且还跟拳击有关 Weird images. To do with the fight.
别怕 梦是没有意义的 Don't worry about that. Dreams don't mean anything.
来点葡萄柚？ Grapefruit?
不要 吃鸡蛋？ No. Eggs?
来个迪杰里都号？（就是刚才一直响的那个乐器） Didgeridoo?
起床 准备准备 好吧 Get up. Let's get ready. All right.
你今晚穿啥？ 为啥问？ What are you wearing tonight? Why?
别太夸张了 行吗 别担心 Nothing outlandish, OK? All right.
我才是主角 好啦 l'm the star. Fine.
你别抢了我的风头 你是主角 没问题啦 Don't want you pulling focus on me. You're the star. lt'll be fine.
你穿的这是啥？都跟你说别抢我的风头了 What are you wearing? l told you not to pull focus.
谁看我啊 你才是主角嘛 No one's looking at me. You're the star of the show.
能给我签个名不？ 等会儿 Can l have your autograph, please? Not now.
我才是拳击手 你这个小傻子 别激动 l'm the fighter, you little tit-box. All right. Easy.
欢迎来到动物世界！ Welcome to the Zooniverse
这是咱第一届地下非法拳击赛！ first annual shady underground boxing competition!
现在走向赛场的是 Heading to the plate,
体重380磅 weighing in at 380 pounds...
身负212宗命案 After 212 kills,
开过147人膛 147 disembowelments,
因为生啃人脸被18国通缉的剽悍角色 wanted in 18 countries for eating a man's face right off his skull,
来自大洋洲的杀人机器 the antipodean killing machine,
凶残鼠！ the Killeroo!
怎么没听说他这么猛 宣传攻势而已啦 l didn't know anything about that. lt's just hype.
等下你的介绍也会很拉风的 听听看啊 You'll get the same treatment. Wait till you hear your introduction.
对战凶残鼠的是 And...fighting the Killeroo,
Howard Moon! Howard Moon!
曾经……阻过街 Former male prostitute.
跟我一同解说的是Joey Moose 咱动物世界的有袋动物专家 With me ringside is Joey Moose, our marsupial expert at the Zooniverse.
Joey你来 Joey, take it away.
袋鼠是种伟岸的动物 The kangaroo is a magnificent animal.
这个家伙他…… Now, this fella's...
嗷！ 给你放松下哈 Ow! Let's get you loosened up.
别用这么大劲啊 你这儿筋肉都打结了 Not so harsh. You've got a knot there.
会痛的啊 轻点！ That hurts. Easy!
担任裁判的是Naboo 萨满巫师 兼营小卖部 And your referee today is Naboo, the shaman and kiosk-vendor.
都给我规矩点 不准咬人 不准踹人 不准攻击尾巴 l want a clean fight. No biting, no kicking, nothing below the tail.
碰下手套 Touch gloves.
跟袋鼠啦 With the roo.
开场铃就要响了 The bell is about to ring.
加油！ Go on, my son!
快去啊 搧他一掌 Howard 加油啊！ Get in there, slap him! Howard, come on!
干什么呢你 别玩了 去打啊！ What you doing? Stop dancing. Move in!
抓他的毛啊 上啊 Howard! Come on, grab his fur. Go on, Howard!
加油！ Go on!
这开场真是太弱了 Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever.
不过别担心 活动开了 脚步要快手要稳 知道了吧？ But don't worry. Dance around a bit. Bob and weave, OK?
出拳把他压制住 知道吧！ And keep him at bay with your jab, all right?
打他的鼻子 Howard Howard？ Punch him in the snout, all right? Howard. Howard?
你带面包丁了没？ Have you come about the croutons?
打那个大老鼠 Just punch the big mouse.
第二局马上开始 We're about to start round two.
冲啊！ Go on!
他倒了！天啊，像个小丑一样 He's down! Oh, my God, he's down like a clown!
(莫扎特安魂曲 ) # Dies irae
# Dies illa
# Solvet saeclum in favilla
# Teste David cum Sybilla
# Quantus tremor est futurus
# Quando judex est venturus
# Cuncta stricte discussurus... #
啊 Moon又站起来了！
天啊 这么有毅力？ Oh, my God! How resilient is this?
有个天大的误会 你说啥？ There's been a terrible mix-up. What are you talking about?
我对拳击一无所知 我花俏法国贵族来的 l don't know anything about boxing. l'm a French duke.
啥？你叔叔呢？他训练的我 What? What about your uncle? He trained me up.
那不是我叔叔 这个才是我叔叔 That wasn't my uncle. That's my uncle.
(花俏的巴洛克音乐)
不管了 我已经没有回头路了 l don't care. lt's gone too far.
我是疾风 我是暴雨倾盆的疼痛！ l'm Monsoon Moon and there's a painstorm a-brewing.
Moon扶着绳子站起来了 Moon is up against the ropes.
他被左右夹击 He's being pummelled left and right.
太血腥鸟！ This is a real bloodbath!
Joey 别吃西红柿了行不？ Joey, would you stop eating those tomatoes?
我简直不相信自己的眼睛！ l can't believe what's going on here!
凶残鼠要生啃人脸啦！ He's gonna eat his face off!
好期待！ l can't wait!
那些画面！是什么意思啊？ The images! What do they mean?
到底怎么打败袋鼠？ 攻击蛋蛋啊！ How do you kill a roo? His balls, man.
去抓他毛茸茸的蛋蛋啊 Grab his flamin' balls.
好吧 Right.
老天 没见过蠢成这样的 Christ, you're thick.
上啊Howard 上啊！ Now, Howard! Now!
Moon一定击中要害了！真是太意外了！ Moon must have gotten a punch in! This is not supposed to happen!
出啥事了？ What's going on?
Gideon! Gideon!
我是Moon！疾风暴雨的化身！ l'm Moon! Monsoon Moon! Raining down!
Gideon! Gideon!
不要啊！ No!
大家看节目看的高兴吧？ Phew! Hope you enjoyed the show.
我展示了下自己非凡的身手 l displayed some powerful moves.
别傻了 要不是我救你 你连脑袋都丢了 You'd have got your head smashed off if it weren't for me.
随你说 反正我是赢了 Whatever. l came out on top.
战无不胜 疾风暴雨的化身！我…… Ain't nobody who can touch me. l'm Monsoon Moon. l...
此仇不报非君子 l always get my man.
再见（幸存的那条锦鲤） Goodbye.
演完啦 快走吧 The show is finished now. Go on.
快走吧 到别处玩去吧 Get away. Sling your hook.
演完啦 真的完了 Show finished. lt's all over.
你还在看啥？已经演完啦 走开啦 What are you looking at? lt's all over! Get away.