有個潛在機會做些收購跟合併 There's a potential opportunity for some acquisitions.
本地電視台嗎 Local TV?
爸 現在沒人看電視 No one watches TV, Dad.
我們憑什麼不能壟斷新聞業呢 Why shouldn't we do all the news?
獨裁老爺子[金正爸] Well, Kim Jong-Pop,
因為在這個國家 這麼做是行不通的 because that's not how things work in this country.
意味著動真格的了 咱們要結婚了 It's really happening! We're getting married.
你對婚前協議的看法相當浪漫啊 That is a very romantic way of looking at a prenup.
他的行事其實有點奇怪 He's actually acting kind of strange.
比如說邀請我來過感恩節 Like inviting me to Thanksgiving?
爸 Dad?
他一直倒 灑得到處都是 He kept pouring, and it just went everywhere.
-跟看不見似的 -爸 那啥 停 - It was like he didn't even see. - Dad! Hey! Whoa!
你只需要去一趟辦公室絞碎幾張紙 All you have to do is do a little bit of shredding.
格雷格 別想得太嚴重 沒事 這是工作 Don't make it a big deal. It's okay. It's a job.
把螺栓射進牛頭裏[宰牛]也是工作 但我...我... Shooting bolts into cows' heads is a job, but I... I...
我不想在感恩節的時候做 It's not how I wanna spend my Thanksgiving.
你就在剛才引狼入室 You just invited me into the chicken coop.
我會把你們所有人吃干抹淨 I'm gonna eat you all. One by fucking one.
能不能幫我個忙 I wondered if you could do me a favor.
這可能會引出道德問題 Well, that might cause some ethical issues,
因為眼下我的人和你的人 'cause there's a world where my guy and your gal
為了民主黨總統提名打得你死我活 ends up wrestling for the Democratic nomination.
你輸了 爺爺 You lost, Grandpa.
你沒事吧 Are you all right?
把你的手拿開 行嗎 Take your hands off him, okay?
該看到的我都看到了 I've seen all I need to see.
-那我們要這麼做嗎 -別問我 他是你父親 -So, are we doing this? -Don't ask me. He's your father.
我會為了他這麼做 I'd be doing it for him.
太他媽精彩了 你簡直牛掰 老兄 This is fucking impressive. You hooked this shit up, friend.
兄弟 我只想說演出太成功了 Hey, brother, I just wanna say you killed that shit.
老哥 你絕對嗨翻全場 My man. Absolutely killed that. For sure.
怎麼樣 兄弟 很高興見到你 What's up, bro? Good to see you.
你現在可是如日中天 You're fuckin' imperial right now, OK?
我覺得"美國惡魔"是你最棒的專輯 I think American Diablo is your best album.
謝謝 兄弟們 非常感謝 Thanks, guys. Much obliged.
沒事 老兄 太棒了... All right, man. All right...
我們要跟上去嗎 Are we supposed to follow him?
-該怎麼辦 -淡定 - What's gonna happen? - Just be cool.
他是你的小弟 對吧 So, this guy's your boy, right?
沒錯 聽著 Yeah. Hey, listen,
我能跟你談件事兒嗎 can I talk to you about something?
說吧 她來了 怎麼樣 Sure. Oh, here she comes. What's up?
看來他只是在減壓 So he's just decompressing, apparently,
現在不願意和外界聯繫 but he's really down to connect.
在減壓是吧 他特麼要坐船 Oh, he's decompressing? What, from his voyage
一路開到說唱海洋嗎 to the bottom of the fuckin' rap ocean?
他的演出就是垃圾 His show was a shitty show.
但唱片公司為你們準備了包間 But the label got a room for you guys.
-這間 -不好意思 你叫什麼名字 - Right here. - I'm sorry, what's your name?
-我叫傑西 -傑西 抱歉 - Jess. - Jess. Sorry.
這個人管的公司 是付他工資的唱片公司的 上級公司嗎 明白 he's the guy that owns the company that owns the company that owns the label - that pays his fucking ass? - Absolutely.
別照搬我的原話 Yeah, just don't say those words.
我的老天 瞧這個 Oh, my gosh, look at this.
大蝦 Shrimp. Huh?
這真空包裝放在外面 大概有六個鐘頭了吧 這團黏糊糊的東西 會好吃嗎 試試 Warmed in this airless box for like, what, let's say six hours? And this goo? Is this delicious fucking goo? Look at that.
聽著 我有話要說 So, listen, I need to say something,
但一說出口可就沒法收回了 but once I've said it I'll have said it,
雖然不是什麼大事 不過比較微妙 and while it's not a big deal, it's delicate.
咋啦 你把公司搞砸了 What is it? You fucked the company?
還沒來得及呢 I haven't fucked the company.
山達基教 到底啥事 咱們是朋友 Scientology? What is it? Look, we're friends,
我們低谷的時候 我能信你的 對嗎 we go back, I can trust you. Right?
不能 No.
至少在錢上 我能相信你嗎 Sure, but on money stuff, I can trust you?
不能 No.
我們在徵集對我爸的不信任投票 Because we're calling a vote of no confidence on my dad.
你搞毛呢 兄弟 What the fuck, man.
這是當下最好的前進方式了 太他媽亂了 It's the best way forward right now. This is fucking terrible.
你會把公司搞垮的 兄弟 Bro, you're gonna fuck the company.
你他媽在燒我錢呢 肯 我跟你說 You're fucking with my money, Ken. Look, I'm telling you.
這樣做很公正 他已經失控了 It's just cleanest. He's lost it.
他明天要去首都 He's going to D.C. Tomorrow
把我們的政治本錢氣跑 to piss away our political capital
再把我們置於死地 and position us permanently in a dying sector.
-你覺得你能贏嗎 -當然了 - Do you think you can win? - Of course.
全都定了 我在通知你 不是爭取你 It's finished. I'm informing you, not courting you.
我還要和剩下來的人共事 Because I have to work with whoever's left.
沒錯 和我一起 Right. With me.
說好了嗎 So are we good?
我能指望你投未來隊一票嗎 Can I count on your vote for Team Future?
我能向你保證 我在精神上 I can promise you that I am spiritually
情感上 和倫理上 和道義上支持勝者 and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins.
怎麼了 What's the matter?
我很火大 因為我要像個快遞員一樣 I'm pissed because I have to come down to him
到他面前談事 為什麼他就不能過來 like a fuckin' FedEx guy. Why can't he come to us?
大概因為他是總統 Well, I guess he's the president.
操蛋的小癟葡萄乾加州人 Fuckin' Californian shrunken little raisin.
我見過十多個他們這種人 I've seen ten of 'em.
他基本也就實習生的水平 He's basically a fuckin' intern.
你跟得上節奏嗎 卡爾 Are you OK, Karl, on all this?
能 當然能 Yeah. Sure. Yeah.
-法律流程也行嗎 -行 格麗大致跟我說過了... - On the law? - Yeah. Gerri walked me through it too, so...
我倒希望在這的是她不是你 I wish she was here and not you.
謝謝你 Well, thank you.
她得待在紐約準備董事會會議... She has to stay in the city for board meeting prep, so...
我開玩笑呢 卡爾 It was a joke, Karl.
我猜要是我說在告爾朵裏放杏仁[濃縮奶咖] And I'm guessing if I say cortado with almond,
你大概會覺得我是個混蛋吧 you're gonna look like I'm some kind of jerk, right?
請給我來一杯清咖 謝謝你 I will have a black coffee, please and thank you.
這裏安全嗎 Is this safe?
這裏應該不會碰到其他人 I don't think we're gonna bump into anyone here.
斯圖伊怎麼說 So how'd it go with Stewy?
進展不錯 他同意了 It went great. He's in.
行 那太好了 OK. Well, that's great.
這樣看來我們情況不錯 Yeah. So I think we're all good.
打開和服: 未來新合夥人披露某一項目 或本公司的內部運作情況 咱們向公眾... 打開和服之前 需要最後再捋一遍嗎 Shall I just... run it one more time before we open our kimonos in public?
洛根 Logan.
投票一旦提出 他就要迴避... 也就是出局了 Once the vote is proposed, he's recused... out of the game.
現在有肯德爾 羅曼 弗蘭克 三票贊成 So we have Kendall, Roman, Frank. Three votes in favor.
還有阿沙 你的紅人 沒問題吧 And Asha. Your pet. That's good?
堅如磐石[沒問題] 已經明確表態了 好 Rock solid. Already floated and noted. Right.
保羅 戴維 塔圖... Paul, Dewi, Datu...
他們是守舊派 會跟洛根走 they're old guard, they'll go Logan.
當然 我... 好吧 Yeah, well, sure. I mean... but sure.
尤恩叔叔 還是能爭取下的 對吧 OK, Uncle Ewan, uh, he's still a possible, right?
你可以借宿怨再點把火 Um, you could maybe stoke the old resentments?
麥克白夫人[冷酷又有野心] 小心思挺多呀 Lady Macbeth, gettin' your little fuckin' screwdriver in.
這他媽不是兒戲[泰迪熊野餐] 羅曼 It's not a fucking teddy bear's picnic, Roman,
-這是場屠殺 -勞倫斯呢 - it's a massacre. - Lawrence?
爸會把沃爾特拆分出售 Dad would sell Vaulter for parts.
勞倫斯要瘋了才不跟我們投 Lawrence would be crazy not to vote with me.
別忘了勞倫斯討厭你 Except Lawrence hates you.
現在三票贊成 五票反對 還有三票不清楚 We have three for Logan, five against, three unknowns.
瞎扯淡 我們加把勁 勞倫斯就站我們隊了 Come on, this is bullshit. Look, we push, Lawrence is ours,
尤恩能站我們隊 伊羅娜也能 Ewan could be ours, Ilona could be ours.
格麗不能投票 但她能代表上級管理層發言 Gerri can't vote, but she can talk for senior management.
這不就完了 我們太小心了 所以浪費了這麼多時間 This is done. There's being cautious, and there's being fucking time-wasters.
你要想我贊成 就得考慮最壞的情況 If you want me to do this, you gotta look worst case.
勞倫斯 尤恩 伊羅娜 都得表態 Lawrence, Ewan, Ilona, all in play.
再有一票就能贏了 One more makes us sure winners.
好吧... 我們去爭取勞倫斯 Yeah. We, uh... we hit Lawrence.
我接到電話 核反應堆關停了 I got the call. The nuclear reactor is sealed off.
-感染者也被擊斃 -太好了 - The infected have been shot. - Oh, that's great.
太好了 謝謝你 That's great. Thank you.
非常感謝 -沒事了 -好的 好 Thank you so much. - We're good. - OK. OK.
-再見 -再見 - Goodbye. - Bye.
-再也別見了 -希望如此 - Yeah. Goodbye forever. - Hope so.
...三個人擁有全美一半的財富 ...three men to own half the wealth of America.
我剛得知 麻煩都結了 I have just been given the all-clear.
感覺又能呼吸了 Ohh! I feel I can breathe again.
講真 親愛的 就好像一隻四百公斤的大猩猩 終於停止干我了 Honestly, honey, it's like this 900-pound gorilla has finally stopped fucking me.
是我不想知道的那事兒吧 Now, is this the thing I don't want to know about?
是的 這事兒沒了 Yeah. And it's gone.
我覺得我沒事了 沒事了 I think I'm good. I think I'm good.
格雷格 我 問題解決得天衣無縫 Greg. Me. The circle's tight.
他很棒 他就是我的R2小兵[星戰中的正義方小機器人] He's good. He's my little R2 unit.
我不知道 I don't know.
我不... 這... 我他媽不知道 Arrgh! I don't... This... I don't fucking know!
還要再跟著她嗎 Should I stick with her?
她有總統相嗎 Is that a president?
大概吧 我不知道 Maybe. I don't know.
我也不想當大男子主義的新郎 Now, not to be Groomzilla,
但我們能談談婚宴菜單嗎 我非常 非常喜歡科莫湖 but can we talk about menus? 'Cause I really, really love Lake Como,
可是我擔心起霧 but I'm worried about the fog.
我很清楚人是不會變的 候選人不會改變 One thing is, people don't change. You know, a candidate can't change.
你再怎麼美化她 誇大她 包裝她 You can primp and plump and repackage,
但你要是想從根本上改變一個人 but if you want to change someone fundamentally,
-沒門 -我們應該按照... 傳統上流紐約風格來辦嗎 - forget it. - So, should we go... very old New York classy?
是這樣 我... 抱歉 我前幾天 Oh. Yeah. Uh, I... Sorry, I had a pretty
跟我媽在電話裏鬧不開心了 shitty phone call with my mom the other day,
為了緩和一下氣氛 我就說我們可能會 and just to smooth things over I said that we might
回英格蘭辦婚禮 have the wedding back in England.
-你說什麼 -對 - You what? - Yeah.
-你覺得這很嚴重嗎 -開什麼玩笑 小西 沒門兒 - Is that a biggie for you? - Excuse me, Shiv. Fuck.
湯姆 這只是個婚禮啊 策劃師們會辦好的 Tom, it's just a wedding. The planners will figure it out.
-"只是個婚禮"嗎 小西 -對呀 - "Just a wedding"? Shiv. - Yeah.
-這是我們的婚禮 -湯姆... - It's our wedding! - Oh, Tom...
-一輩子就這一次 -我現在沒空想這事 - It only happens once. - I can't do this right now.
-湯姆 -好吧 先別... 我正在努力工作 - Tom. - OK. No... I'm trying to think about work.
我很期待婚禮 And I'm looking forward to it,
可就是沒法投入 特別是對所有細節 but I just can't get into it all, all the details.
這個婚禮可能在英格蘭辦 可也能不是 I mean, the wedding might be in England, but it might not.
好吧 好吧 對不起 抱歉 OK, OK, sorry, sorry.
那我去搞定勞倫斯 So, I'll take Lawrence,
你去穩住其他人 可以吧 and you firm up the others, yeah?
沒問題 我能搞定他 That's OK. I got him.
別太天真 我瞭解他 No, I know the guy.
我去的每一個虛偽至極的派對 營業開幕式都能瞧見他 I see him at every fucking fakers party, phony soft opening that I go to.
我和他就像兩顆夾在都市麗男莢中的豌豆 We're like two peas in a metrosexual think pod.
到底做不做 Look, are we doing this?
還他媽要不要合作管理一家公司了 Are we running a fucking company together, or what?
雖然我像個笑話 但不意味著我他媽是個小丑 Just 'cause I like a joke doesn't mean I'm a fucking clown.
小羅 我只是想... Look, Rome, I'm just trying to...
-我明白了 -我知道你不是個小丑 - I got it. - I know you're not a clown.
-當然了 -這很微妙 - I'm not. - It's delicate.
這微妙嗎 我自己都沒發現 這些微妙之處 Oh, it's delicate? I didn't realize it was delicate, the little nuances.
勞倫斯恨死你了 兄弟 真的 Lawrence fuckin' hates you, man, he does.
-那他喜歡你嗎 -沒錯 - And he likes you? - Yeah.
他是喜歡我 是個人都喜歡我 我就像個鬥牛士 所有人都想來頂我 He likes me. People like me. I look like a matador and everyone wants to fuck me.
我一直在他身邊觀察他 我瞭解這個人 I see him around. I know the guy.
-相信我 -好吧 - Trust me. - OK.
格麗說有很多跡象 Gerri says there are multiple indicators
表明他對我們的擴張是支持的 he wants to be sympathetic to our expansion.
你也這麼想嗎 一旦他批准 You think so? If he waves this through,
就能得到上百家當地電視台 he gets hundreds of local TV stations
然後它們都有義務誇他是個多偉大的人 And most amenable to talking about what a great fuckin' guy he is.
他只需要做足準備 面對小小的政治壓力 He just needs to be prepared to take a little political heat is all.
再過四年 我們就能成為新聞界的寶潔公司了 Four more years, we're Proctor & Gamble of the news.
湯姆 我要去華盛頓了 你介意我錯過晚餐嗎 我要搞清楚喬伊絲的底細 Hey. Tom. I'm heading to Washington. Do you mind if I miss dinner? I need to figure out about Joyce.
不會的 寶貝 沒關係 No, sweetheart, that's fine.
如果你需要想清楚自己對喬伊絲的投入 那就去吧 做下去 快去華盛頓吧 If you need to think about your commitment to Joyce, then go, do it. Go to Washington.
我只是想知道自己的賭注押對了沒 Yeah, I just wondered if I picked the right horse.
沒關係 我明白 真的 No, I get it, I do. Yeah.
把她查得徹徹底底吧 寶貝 Slide her under the X-ray machine, baby.
-好的 我愛你 掛了 -我也愛你 拜 - OK. Love you. Bye. - You, too. Bye.
好哇 兄弟 好哇 Hey hey, guy. Hey hey.
一切都好嗎 格雷格 Hey. Everything OK, Greg?
-好 當然好了 -確定嗎 -確定 - Yeah. Yeah. - Sure? - Sure.
那就好 很好 Good. Good good.
其實你能 你能對我暢所欲言 知道嗎 You know, you can, you can talk to me about anything. You know?
當然 我會... 謝謝 Oh, yeah. Well, I... Thanks.
你棒極的... 資源 Fantastic... resource.
好吧 Ok, ok.
其實小西要去華盛頓了 So, Shiv is going to Washington,
所以 今晚我帶你出去怎麼樣 so why don't, tonight, why don't I take you out?
不想嗎 No?
你說真的嗎 What, for real?
我以為你會說 I thought you were gonna say
"帶你出去 然後把你打得屁滾尿流" "Take you out and beat the shit out of you,"
或者"帶你出去 然後在你白癡的頭上來一槍" or "Take you out and put a bullet through your dumb fuckin' brain,"
或者其他那些 搞笑的話 or something else, you know, funny like that.
不 格雷格 我又不是什麼吃人的野獸 No, Greg, I'm not some beast.
好吧 其實 我終於拿到工資了... Well, actually, I finally got paid...
好啊 真好 Attaboy. OK.
他們好像不會付這裏的電費 It's like they're not paying the light bill here,
但我的確拿到工資了 but, but I actually got paid,
我還在想也許可以去 and I was thinking about maybe going to,
你去過"加州披薩廚房"嗎 have you ever visited California Pizza Kitchen?
沒有 天呢 並沒有 No. Dear Lord, no.
他們家東西很好吃 湯姆 It's pretty delicious, Tom.
不 不 並不好吃 格雷格 No. No, it isn't, Greg.
你可能認為好吃 但... I mean, you might think it tastes delicious, but...
他們能做我超愛吃的法式雞肉面 They make a Cajun chicken linguini just how I like it.
可這並不能成為你愛這家店的理由 But that's not how you're supposed to like it.
好吧 你的味覺似乎還沒發育成熟 OK, you probably have quite an undereducated palate.
那就出去吃吧 我來調教你 So, let's go out, and I'll teach you.
我來示範一下怎麼做有錢人 行嗎 會很好玩的 And I'll show you how to be rich. OK? It'll be fun.
他就在沿走廊那裏等您 羅伊先生 He'll be just along the hallway here, Mr. Roy.
我來過這兒 I have been here before,
我也知道走廊是幹嘛的 and I do know how hallways work.
會有人即刻來見您 Someone will be with you shortly.
真是不著邊際的廢話 對吧 What a fuckin' song and dance, eh?
羅伊先生 非常抱歉 Mr. Roy. I am so sorry,
總統傳達了他最真誠的歉意 but the president passes on his sincere apologies.
他正在處理一些國土安全的事務 He's currently dealing with a matter of homeland security.
他相信您會理解的 他將會安排 He's sure you'll understand, but he's going to need to offer
代替面孔參與此次討論 "代替面孔" 這他媽是什麼意思 an alternative face for this discussion. "Alternative face," What the fuck does that mean?
如果我脫掉褲子 也能給你看一張代替面孔 If I drop my pants, I can show you an alternative face.
這聽著如何 How does that sound?
我這是被怠慢了嗎 Have I been snubbed?
查清楚我是不是被怠慢了 Find out if I've been snubbed.
我覺得您多慮了 I don't think you've been snubbed.
老子被怠慢了嗎 給我他媽的查清楚 Is this a snubbing?! Just fucking find out!
老天 威姆士丹 Holy shit. Wamsgans!
眼圈怎麼黑了 A fuckin' black eye?
你該去看看另一個人 You should see the other guy.
那個用屌戳你眼睛的人嗎 The guy who jammed his dick in your eye?
其實是我和小西在床上 然後... Let's just say, uh, I was in bed, with Shiv, so...
不會吧 她打了你 What? She punched you?
不是 只是進行得有點過火了 No. Things just get a little hot and heavy.
有點兒瘋狂 所以... A little freaky-deaky. So...
上我倆的妹妹嗎 太酷了 兄弟 Fuckin' our sister? That's cool, man.
對 但談這事還有點奇怪呢 Yeah, it's kinda weird when you talk about that.
不 我覺得這是真的酷 No, I think it's really cool.
說說看 上我倆的妹妹是啥感覺 Like, what's it like, like, to bang our sister?
發生什麼了 告訴我唄 So what's goin' on? Clue me in.
我們剛說完了 兄弟 we just finished, bud.
對 是這樣 我要去去吃頭鹿啥的 Yup. Yeah, I'm gonna go, uh, eat a fucking elk or something.
回頭見 那什麼 湯姆 See ya later. Oh, hey, Tom.
我只想說 我知道你幫我處理了很多 Just to say I know you've been eating a lot of shit for me
我自己都不知情的麻煩 that I don't know about,
我很感激 and I appreciate that.
我想讓你知道 我欣賞你 I want you to know, I like you.
你是肯德爾隊的人 兄弟 You're Team Kendall, man.
雖然在走下坡路 Lot of stuff goin' down,
可你依舊在隊伍裏 謝謝你 兄弟 but you're on the team. Thanks, brother.
敬我們 Here's to us.
敬我們 To us.
我需要問些事兒 so I do need to ask something,
可是...咱們很鐵 對吧 but, um...we're cool, yeah?
我們就是他媽的破壞者 是吧 -沒錯 Like, we're fuckin' disruptors, Yeah? - Yeah.
不過... But, um...
如果我... what would you say...
如果我告訴你明天將會有一場不信任投票 你會怎麼想 what would you say if I told you that there was gonna be a vote of no confidence tomorrow?
踢掉老傢伙 新人上位 Kick out the old man, in with the new guard.
小羅和小肯當家 Romey and the homey.
你和肯德爾在計劃殺掉你爸嗎 You and Kendall are thinking of killing your dad?
-這... -這不成希臘悲劇了嗎 - Well... - That's a little Greek tragedy.
對啊 "俄狄浦斯王" 我說過我要上瑪西婭嗎 Yeah, Oedipus. Did I say that I was going to fuck Marcia?
沒 可我肯定會做的 因為她性感極了 No. Although I definitely would, 'cause she's hot.
但那是 你懂的 那是第二階段的事了 But that's, you know, that's like phase two.
-來了 -來了 很抱歉我遲到了 - Hey. - Hey. I'm sorry I'm late.
沒關係 別擔心 Yeah, no. No worries.
這地方變了 This place has changed.
額... 沒錯 Uh... yeah.
我是說 其實所有事都變了 I mean, well, e-everything changes.
我們也是 We've changed.
我沒聽錯吧 小西·羅伊也會多愁善感了 What's this? Shiv Roy goes soulful.
這可不像你 就像你穿了高領毛衣 貼了鬍子一樣怪 Does not suit you. It's like you're wearing a turtleneck and a stick-on mustache.
好吧 沒錯 All right, yeah.
我還有感情的 Well, I do have feelings.
那麼 祝賀米勒參議員 So, congratulations on Senator Miller.
謝謝 這不算是正宗的南部戰略 Thank you. Not exactly the fuckin' Southern Strategy,
能招來一群猶太人 黑人 和媒體學者 gettin' a bunch of Jews, blacks, and media studies professors
去紐約州投民主黨 可還是能... to vote in a Democrat in New York state, but still...
去你的 你也瞧見數字了 Fuck you. You've seen the numbers.
是的 其實有很多方式來分析這些數字 Yeah, there's a number of ways of analyzing the numbers.
醜聞都要火燒眉毛了 我也都處理好了 I did a fucking good job, in the teeth of a scandal.
在這種關鍵時期 我他媽表現得不能再精彩了 At this point in the cycle, I knocked it out of the fucking park.
所以這杯要敬我自己 So here's to me.
吉爾伊維斯共和國怎麼樣了 How's everything in the People's Republic of Gil Eavis?
棒極了 Amazing.
咱們開門見山吧 小西 這是要幹嘛 So, go on, Shiv, what is this?
好吧 其實... OK, uh, well...
我希望你能考慮加入我們 I want you to think about joining us.
-加入我和喬伊絲吧 -為什麼 - Me and Joyce. - Why?
因為我需要隊伍裏有一顆老鼠屎 Because I need a piece of shit on the team.
你覺得呢 What do you think?
我覺得... 這真是好主意嗎 我倆湊一塊兒 I think... is it a good idea? You and me?
-為什麼不呢 -從以往的經驗來看 - Uh, yeah. Why? - Historically speaking,
只要咱倆湊一塊不滾床單都難 we found it quite hard not to fuck each other.
見到你真好... 剛約上就見到了 It's great to see you... on such short notice.
噓 吃飯 Shush. Eat.
我差不多吃完了 外公 I finished most of 'em, Grandpa.
你母親說你沒有錢 Your mother says you don't have any money.
直到前段時間 但其實 Until recently, but actually, um,
我工資到賬了 my pay came through.
現在我非常富有 And now I'm incredibly rich.
真的嗎 Really?
我相信你一定會非常開心的 Well, uh, I'm sure you're going to be very happy.
謝謝你 她還告訴我要餵飽你 Thank you. She also told me to feed you,
所以吃光 so eat up.
老實說 我想我的胃已經縮水了 Whew. Honestly, I think my stomach might have shrunk
在我... 貧窮的那段時間 during my... my period of poverty.
這個城市的浪費簡直可憎 The waste in this city is obscene.
吃光它 Finish it.
你怎麼過來... 到城裏了 So, how come you're here... you're in town,
我可以問一下嗎 uh, if I may ask?
你是個大人了 "據說" You're a grownup, allegedly.
所以我就直接說了 So here's what grownups do.
肯德爾將進行不信任投票 Kendall is gonna call for a vote of no confidence
在下次董事會上反對他父親 against his own father at the next board meeting.
聽起來像個大事 S-Sounds like a huge deal,
但這只是走程序還是... but it's just procedure or...
這就是一種肆無忌憚的自私行為 It's a wanton act of egregious selfishness.
與我對這個下流之家鄙視的一切事情同類 In keeping with everything else I've come to loathe about this rat's nest of a family.
是的 對 Right. Right.
你會告訴洛根嗎 So are you gonna tell Logan?
我會閉緊我的嘴巴遠離紛爭 I'm gonna keep my snout of the trough,
多謝 但算了吧 thank you very much.
我給你的建議是 少管閒事[劃好自己的獨木舟] And my advice to you is: paddle your own canoe.
喂 肯德爾嗎 Hello? Kendall?
瑪西婭 我在想如果你不忙的話 Marcia. I was wondering, if you're not busy,
你是否介意與你父親共進晚餐 if you don't mind joining your father for dinner?
他叫我共進晚餐了嗎 Did he ask to have dinner with me?
是的 他獨自在家 Yeah. He's home alone,
我有個非去不可的活動 and I have something I cannot miss.
只有他跟我嗎 just him and me?
是的 時間不湊巧嗎 Yeah. Is it a bad time?
你有什麼計劃嗎 Do you have something planned?
當然沒有 Uh, no. Of course.
沒有 我會去的 Um, no, I'm-- I'm around.
謝謝你 Thank you.
我留了點清蒸魚 I've left some steamed fish.
非常感謝 Merci beaucoup.
好的 OK.
正是 Exactly.
安康魚: 深海魚 其肝味道鮮美被稱為"海中鵝肝"
我吃這家的安康魚時 When I had their monkfish,
還以為自己要同時拉褲子 嘔吐和高潮 I thought I was gonna shit, puke and cum all at once.
聽起來... 很美味 That sounds... delicious.
但其實我沒什麼食慾 Although I don't actually have much of an appetite.
你最好趕緊找到胃口 Well, you better find one quick,
因為這是全城最高檔的餐廳之一 'cause this is one of the most exclusive popups in the city,
而且咱們要品嚐整張試味菜單 and we're having the full tasting menu.
怎麼... 為什麼酒單上沒有價格 How come the... the wine list doesn't have any prices?
因為它們巨貴無比 Because they're obscene.
聽著 這就是有錢的好處 懂嗎 Look, here's the thing about being rich, OK?
感覺太他媽好了 It's fucking great.
懂嗎 就像是變成了超級英雄 只是還要更好 OK? It's like being a superhero, only better.
你可以為所欲為 You get to do what you want,
當局不會真的碰你 the authorities can't really touch you,
你可以穿戲服 但是由阿瑪尼設計的 you get to wear a costume, but it's designed by Armani,
並且還不會看著像個混蛋 and it doesn't make you look like a prick.
好吧 好吧 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-謝謝你 -謝謝你 - Thank you. - Thank you.
如果我站你的隊 你的願景是什麼 If I was going to come in with you, what's your vision?
是我和肯德爾的願景 Well, it's me and Kendall.
別他媽管肯德爾 行嗎 Fuck Kendall. OK?
你 你的願景是什麼 You. What's your vision?
你知道嗎 You know what?
前幾天我去了一家書店 I ended up in a book shop the other day,
然後就開始狂笑 and I just started laughing.
然後呢 Ok.
我看著所有書 堆滿了牆 I was looking at all the books cramming up all the walls,
我就想到 那些從前的日子 and I just thought, you know, about the olden days,
所有的修道院和聖經 all the fucking monasteries and the Bibles
還有布道辭 "耶穌說這個了嗎" and the sermons and the "Did Jesus say this?
"你是那個意思嗎" And "Do you mean that?"
所有話語和諸如此類的事物 and all the words and what have you.
都不見了 All gone.
沒人他媽的在乎 No one gives a fuck.
你是說我們將進入後文學時代 You're saying we're going post-literate.
人們將會閱讀 People are gonna read,
但舊世界 已經消失了 but the old world, it's gone.
紙質世界消失了 新聞消失了 Papers, gone. News, gone.
"九點準時收看ABS電視台 告訴你該怎麼想" "Tune in to ABS at nine to be told what to think."
不 結束了 No. Over.
口水化信息才是重點 夥計 It's all about the morsels, man.
餵我美味的口水化信息就夠了 Feed me the fucking tasty morsels.
保持我的興趣 這就是我們的方向 Keep me interested. That is where we're headed.
絕妙中心產生的美味口水化信息 Tasty morsels from groovy hubs.
絕妙中心產生的... 美味口水化信息 Tasty morsels... from groovy hubs.
聽著 夥計 Um, look, man,
我很笨 但我也很聰明 I'm dumb, but I'm smart.
我太笨不知道怎麼修整公司 I'm too dumb to know how to fix our whole company.
我的注意廣度不大 I don't have the attention span.
這可能是我一生中發生的 This is probably the most interesting thing
最有趣的事情了 that's happened in my whole life,
而我還在想六件其他的事 and I'm thinking about six other things.
但我足夠聰明 知道什麼需要改變 But I am smart enough to know what needs changing,
而且足夠聰明去找到 and I'm smart enough to spot the people
能幫助我們的人 勞倫斯 who can help us, Lawrence.
所以你加入嗎 So are you in?
我站在變革的這一邊 I'm on the side of change.
對 當然啦 Yeah, you are.
抱歉 操 Sorry-- Oh, fuck.
介意我接這個電話嗎 Mind if I take this?
去吧 Go ahead.
抱歉 朋友們 保持性感 Sorry, fellas. Keep it sexy.
啥事 Yeah?
瑪西婭要我和爸共進晚餐 Marcia asked me to have dinner with Dad.
-他知道了 他知道嗎 -我不知道 - He knows. Does he know? - I don't know.
他提我了嗎 Did he mention me?
勞倫斯怎麼說 What did Lawrence say?
他加入 Uh, he's in.
來真的嗎 For real?
是的 真的 操你的 Yes, for real. Fuck you.
很好 好的 Nice. OK.
太好了 謝謝 OK, great. Thanks.
老天啊 Oh, Jesus.
現在又要上什麼 What-- What now?
-蒿雀 -蒿雀是什麼 - Ortolan. - What's ortolan?
一種油炸的鳴禽 你把它整個吃掉 It is a deep-fried songbird. You eat it whole.
-我的天... -真是一種罕見的特權 - Oh, my God... - This is a rare privilege.
好像也是非法的 And it's also kind of illegal.
-我已經有... -這是頭戴的 - Oh, I have a... - For the head.
確切目的仍在爭論 The exact purpose is debated.
有人說這是為了掩蓋羞恥 Some say it's to mask the shame;
其他人認為能夠提升快感 others, to heighten the pleasure.
我的天吶 Oh, my God.
太好吃了 That is so good.
你吃了嗎 格雷格 Did you eat it yet, Greg?
-還沒 -吃啊 格雷格 - Not yet, no. - Eat it, Greg!
它真的風味... 很獨特 Um, it's a rather... unique flavor.
對 它是種強烈的味覺衝擊 我的朋友 Yeah, it's the gamy, brainy hit, my friend.
我們能再來點酒嗎 Can we have some more wine, please?
你想引誘我嗎 湯姆 You trying to seduce me, Tom?
是的 格雷格 我想 Yes, I am! Yes, I am, Greg.
我們所見的一切 All the things we've seen,
所做的一切... all the things we've done...
都是在同一條戰線上的 夥計 we're in this together, man.
好的 這... OK. Is that...
你帶我出來就是 為了那件事嗎 Is that what this is, this is about the thing?
我們有種聯繫 We have a bond.
-有嗎 -是的 當然 - You do? - Yeah, sure.
我曾經也是個局外人 I was an outsider once.
來自聖保羅的年輕人 獨自在大城市很難的 Young guy from St. Paul, alone in the big city, and it was hard.
於是你創造了一種保護殼 And you create this kind of protective shell,
但內心深處我們都是... 赤裸的小海龜 but underneath, we're all just little... nudie turtles.
好吧 Ok.
我得跟你說實話 I gotta level with you,
因為如果我再吃鳴禽 就要吐了 because if I eat any more songbirds, I'm gonna hurl.
我外公今天已經請我吃過晚飯了 My grandpa already bought me dinner tonight.
你外公嗎 他來紐約做什麼 Your grandpa? What's he doing in New York?
他明天要來參加這個對洛根的不信任投票 He's come down for this vote of no confidence in Logan tomorrow.
你知道這件事嗎 Did you know about that?
什麼 你認真的嗎 What? You serious?
是的 他專程來投票的 Yeah, he's come down especially to vote.
這是大事 對吧 It's a big deal, right?
是的 等下 等等 Yeah. Hold on. Hold on.
你說過你想要我... 但其實你不想 You say you want me... but really, you don't.
你比我自己還瞭解我 真令人興奮 It's so exciting when you know more about me than I do.
你要我加入是需要我的棱角 因為她優勢不強 You want me for my edge, 'cause she's not edgy enough.
你應該給吉爾這樣的贏家工作 You should be workin' for a winner like Gil.
你知道我和你相比 You know I'm a considerably
是更加成功的政治戰略家 more successful political strategist than you are.
小西 你拿你擁有的東西努力 Shiv, you work with what you got,
而你擁有的是... and what you got is...
我培養了喬伊絲三年 I've been grooming Joyce for three years.
-吸引了每個人 -正是這樣 - Appeals to everyone. - Exactly.
也就是說對任何人都沒有吸引力 她很好 Which is a little like appealing to no one. She's nice.
對別人說這句話是很可怕的 That is a horrible thing to say about anyone.
聽著 肯德爾告訴我你要嫁給... Look, Kendall told me how you're marrying this...
來自曲棍球鎮玉米喂大的男人 guy, this corn-fed basic from hockey town.
-是的 湯姆 他人很棒 -那當然 - Yeah, Tom. He's a great guy. - Sure.
頂著方塊頭的很棒的人 Great guy with the square head.
你還在為這位漂亮的黑人女士工作 And you're workin' for the nice black lady.
-你想證明什麼 -你他媽真是個混蛋 - What are you trying to prove? - You're such a fucking prick.
你應該跟像我一樣刺激的混蛋在一起 You should be with an exciting bastard like me.
我試過和你玩 但你搞砸了 I tried playing with you, and you broke.
先生 你父親在書房接聽電話 Sir. Your father's on a call in the den.
他請求你稍等片刻 He asked if you'd wait a moment.
好 Oh, sure.
湯姆 有事兒能明天說嗎 Tom? Uh, hey, can this wait till tomorrow?
這消息你會想聽的 尤恩到紐約了 You're gonna want to hear this. Ewan is in town,
而且他知道了 他專門來投票的 and he knows, and he's come to vote.
什麼 等... 等下 What? Hold... Hold on.
你哪來的消息 Who's your source?
我不能暴露消息來源 Uh, I can't reveal my sources.
是格雷格 But it's Greg.
好吧 湯姆 OK. Uh, Tom,
你一個字都不能走漏 好嗎 you do not breathe a word of this, OK?
我嘴封死了 My lips are sealed.
好的 謝了 湯姆 我很感激 All right. Thanks, Tom. I appreciate it.
不是什麼大事 肯德爾隊萬歲 It's not a big deal. Team Kendall.
天啊 天啊 確實要發生了 My God. My God! It's actually happening.
正在發生 It's happening.
軍隊要佔領薩達姆的宮殿了 老兄 The troops are taking Saddam's palace, man.
到明天這個時候 你和我... This time tomorrow, you and me...
我就能... 我就能是... I could... I could be like the...
我就是這個公司第三重要的人物了 I could be like the third most important guy in the company.
這就像攻佔巴士底獄一樣 I mean, it's the storming of the Bastille.
吃蛋糕慶祝吧... Let us eat cake. I mean...
我不知道我們在說什麼 I don't know what we're talking about.
謝了 理查德 Thanks, Richard.
晚上好 爸 Hey, Dad.
好 Hey.
你不該吃這種垃圾 You shouldn't eat this shit.
你又不是我老闆 You're not the boss of me.
你想談談嗎 瑪西婭說你... 想要見我 Did you want to talk? Marcia said you... wanted to see me.
瑪西婭 Marcia.
是啊 她在忙她的勾當 Yeah, she's got her own game goin' on.
什麼意思 What does that mean?
你清楚什麼意思 You know what it means.
你有你的勾當 You've got your game goin' on.
我也有我的 I've got my game.
什麼... 什麼 什麼是你的勾當 What... What's, uh, what's your game?
人人都有自己的勾當 Everybody's got a game.
到底什麼情況 So what's goin' on?
有什麼行動 有什麼故事 What's the action? What's the story?
什麼情況 What's goin' on?
聽說我跟總統的會面了沒 You heard about my meet?
你聽說我被人怠慢了嗎 You heard it was a snub?
什麼... What? Uh... Oh.
對 我聽說了... Yeah, I heard, um...
我聽說真的有安全警報 Uh, I heard real security alert,
但誰知道呢 很難解讀 but who knows, it's tough to read.
媽的 Oh, fuck.
我得做點兒什麼處理這件事 I could do something about this.
吃嗎 Ok?
我都不知道多久... Haven't had one of these in, uh...
沒吃過這些了 I don't even know.
你要吃嗎 You gonna eat it?
當然 我當然要吃 Yeah, I'm gonna eat it.
太好了 Hey, good.
-乾杯 -乾杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
操了 Oh, fuck!
每次都他媽這樣 Every fuckin' time!
謝了 老兄 謝了 Thanks, man. Thanks.
需要我去端幾杯啤酒嗎 Should I get us some beers?
不 不需要 這是整瓶服務 我點了伏特加 No, no. No need. Bottle service. I ordered vodka.
來吧 Come on.
來吧 老兄 Whoa! Go ahead, man.
好吧 這就是你的日常嗎 Hey! So this is what you do?
你來夜店 然後直奔夜店裏的 You, like, go to a club, and then you come to, like,
這種又不像夜店的角落嗎 this other part where the club sort of isn't?
是的 沒錯 就是這樣 Yeah! Yeah, that's it!
開一瓶酒就一萬三 This is 2,000 bucks a pop.
為什麼 Why?
不為什麼 我們就是被坑了 No reason! We're being totally ripped off!
這是金子吧... 這摻了金箔吧 Is this gold... Is this gold leaf?
沒錯 把金子喝掉吧 我的朋友 Uh-huh. Drink the gold, my friend.
過會兒咱們就能撒出純金的尿 And then later you and I can have a 24-karat piss.
有新消息嗎 Any news?
我們爭取到勞倫斯了 Um, we have Lawrence.
這能讓我睡踏實些 That'll make me sleep easier.
如果我能睡著的話 可我不能 If I can sleep. Which I won't.
我應該給薩麗塔打個電話 I think I'm just gonna call Sarita
打探下伊羅娜是不是不投票 and check Ilona's out of the action.
有必要嗎 Oh, do we need?
你不擔心會打草驚蛇嗎 You're not worried that could stir things?
我只想面面俱到 Just to cover all the bases.
弗蘭克 Hey, Frank?
聽著 這... 這件事... Listen, is... is this...
客觀來看 這樣... 是不是糟透了 Is this, like, objectively... horrible?
我們還是可以等一等 You know, w-we could hold off.
可以下一季度再提案... We could put this together next quarter...
小肯 這事由你牽頭 Ken. You made this happen.
能聚齊五個人 It's hard enough to get
吃一頓吃晚餐已經很不容易了 five people together for a fuckin' dinner.
你可能再沒有這樣的機會了 You might never get another shot.
而且這樣做是正確的 And it's the right thing to do.
強硬起來 Strength.
你是個好兒子 You're a good son.
晚安 小肯 Night, Ken.
晚安 Goodnight.
-喂 -薩麗塔 你好 - Hello? - Sarita, hey.
很抱歉這麼晚打來 我... Sorry to call so late. I...
我只是在想 然後... 然後... You know, I was just, uh, thinking, and... and...
聽到你的聲音我很高興 It's nice to hear your voice.
是 聽到你的聲音我也很高興 Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice.
我很過意不去 I don't know, I felt bad,
所以想打來問問... 你媽媽的近況 and I wanted to check in... on your mom.
明天的董事會投票 Uh, I assume she can't make it
我想她沒法到場吧 真可惜 to the board meeting tomorrow, sadly.
沒錯 我得掛了 肯德爾 No. I have to go, Kendall.
那麼 再跟我說說白薯頭先生吧 So, tell me more about Mr. Potato Head.
湯姆嗎 Tom?
他是個... 他棒極了 He's a... He's amazing.
好吧 我很滿意 Well, I'm pleased.
-可... 真的很棒 -小西 - Uh, but... It is great. - Shiv.
你正試圖說服我 你確實在這樣做 You're convincing me. You are.
這類似於一種... 令人厭倦的不斷重複 It's the constant sort of... weary repetition.
-"湯姆好棒棒" -他就是棒 - "Tom's great." - He is.
我們今晚不會滾床單吧 We're not gonna fuck tonight, right?
你知道我也要結婚了 You know I'm getting married, too.
真的嗎 Oh, really.
跟車模還是三流女演員 Car model or failed actress?
真毒 露出真面目了 Ouch. There she is.
她其實是名法國醫生 She's actually a French doctor.
蠻好的 That's nice.
但這並不意味著我們不能做點兒別的 I mean, it doesn't mean we can't do other stuff.
理論上來說 Theoretically.
我三月結婚 I'm getting married in March.
我五月結婚 I'm getting married in May.
-這又不是比賽 -當然不是 沒錯 - It's not a competition. - Sure. Yeah.
但我們中只有一個在丁香花開的季節結婚 But only one of us is getting married in lilac season,
而這個人不是你 and it's not you.
-來吧 -什麼 - Come on. - What?
我得說我正感覺到... I have to say I am feeling...
你感覺到什麼 納特 You're feeling what, Nate?
我們可以在各自的房間裏自慰 I mean, we could masturbate in separate rooms.
-老天啊 -不 現在很流行的 - Oh, God! - No. It's quite modern.
-不 得了吧 -或者... 或者... - No. Come on! - Or... Or...
就看在往日情分 最後一次 Just, for old times' sake, last one.
絕對是最後一次 Absolute last one.
我可以就古板地... I could just, you know, the old traditional...
僅僅... 插進去 simply... stick it in.
沒錯 就像加油站 對吧 Yeah. Like a gas station, right?
就只是插進去 Just stick it in.
法國醫生 是吧 So a French doctor, huh?
聽起來你根本配不上這麼好又有趣的人 She sounds far too nice and interesting for you.
她也沒那麼好 She's not that nice.
內心深處她... 就是個沉迷於地位和金錢的人 像你一樣 Deep down she's... status- and money-obsessed. Like you.
這真不錯 This is nice.
像朋友一樣交談 This is like being friends.
你懂的 You know.
是吉爾 It was Gil.
他很感興趣 He's very interested.
我覺得你該加入我們 I think you should do this.
你很性感 你現在... You're hot, you're...
真的太性感了 so hot right now.
得了 納特 Come on. Nate.
我們應該做好人 We should be good people.
我懂 Uh, I know.
明天一早醒來發現自己並不是一團糟... Wouldn't it be nice to just wake up in the morning and...
...這難道不好嗎 ...not feel like a fucking piece of shit?
-早 小西 -早 - Hey, Shiv. - Morning.
你知道昨晚棒極了 對吧 You know you're amazing, right?
也許是吧 Uh, yeah. I guess.
來見見吉爾吧 Come meet Gil.
他並不是個空想家 他會一路高歌的 He's not a pipe dream. He's gonna go all the way.
好吧 Ok.
我們挺守規矩的 So, we behaved ourselves.
他們應該寫首歌讚美我們的美好品質 They're gonna write songs about how good we were.
小西 你就是只金髮野獸 Shiv? You're a blonde beast.
你應該為所欲為 You should do whatever you want.
再見 納特 Bye, Nate.
我覺得局勢會很緊迫 但... I think it's gonna be tight, but, uh...
所有的變量都站我們這邊 you know, all the variables swing our way.
沒錯 Huh.
怎麼了 傑西 Hey, what's up, Jess?
西諾亞小姐正等在線上 I have Ms. Shinoya on the line.
好的 Ok.
薩麗塔 Sarita?
喂 Hello?
伊羅娜 伊羅娜 你好 身體還好嗎 Ilona. Ilona, hi. How are you?
天吶 聽到你的聲音我很高興 God, it's great to hear your voice.
你起來了 你... 你收到我的禮物了嗎 Y-You're up. Um, did... did you get my gift?
收到 我聽我女兒說 你不想讓我 Yes. So, my daughter told me you don't want me voting
在今天的董事會上投票 對嗎 in today's board meeting. Is that right?
不 不 不 完全... 完全不是這樣 No, no, no. That's... That's not it at all.
是... That's, um...
能讓我解釋下嗎 那是... C-Can I explain? That's...
好吧 我想告訴你 Well, I'm letting you know
我會打電話參與表決 that I will be dialing in.
好吧 聽著 有些事情 O-OK. Well, look, there's some issues.
我知道你還沒... I know you haven'...
聽著 我... 我能不能過來跟你談談 Look, could I... Could I come and talk it through?
肯德爾 我會直接打電話表決的 Kendall, I will be dialing in.
我一小時內到 I'll be there in an hour.
很好 好的 謝謝 伊羅娜 Great. OK, thanks, Ilona.
你要跑那麼遠去找她嗎 去長島 You're gonna go all the way out to her? To Long Island?
-是的 我能... -有時間嗎 - Yeah, I can... - Is there time?
我能搞定 我能搞定 I can make it. I can make it.
我覺得... I think...
我必須去這一趟 I think I have to go.
你準備好了嗎 我們走 Hey. You ready? Let's go.
抱歉 羅伊先生 航道關閉了 Sorry, Mr. Roy, the skies are closed.
目前暫時限制飛行 可能有恐怖威脅 Temporary flight restriction. There's a possible terror threat.
不 不 我必須走 夥計 No, no, I need to go, pal.
他們罰多少我都出 快走 I'll pay whatever fine they hit us with. Let's go.
不能這麼做 先生 聯邦航空局會吊銷我的駕照 We can't do that, sir. FAA will pull my license.
那好 聯邦航空局那邊我來解決 Uh, OK, I'll handle the FAA.
或是... 什麼來著 直升飛機協會 我來解決 Or... What is it? The AHS? I'll handle it.
你有任何經濟損失 我無限期補償你 行嗎 Whatever you lose financially, I'll make up in perpetuity. OK?
先生 如果我們現在起飛 可能會被F-16擊落 Sir, if we take off now, we can be shot down by an F-16.
是 但也不一定啊 對嗎 Yeah, but not really. Right?
空域被封鎖了 Airspace is on lockdown.
我們沒有任何辦法 There's nothing we can do.
多久能回市裏 金融區 How long to get to the city? Financial district?
老兄 我們應該喝一輪 是吧 Man, we should get a round of fuckin' shots going, right?
去準備吧 Make it happen.
馬上就好 Will do.
能見到戰犯還挺不錯的 清理得很乾淨 It's nice to see the war criminal. Cleans up well.
是啊 人不錯 很可愛 Yeah, nice guy, lovely guy.
那咱們沒問題吧 關係多鐵啊 是吧 We good, then? Solid? Right?
我聽說洛根就算股骨碎了 I heard Logan started on time even when
阿斯彭: 以滑雪場而著稱 富人聚居區和度假勝地
要從阿斯彭飛回來 也要準時開會 he was airlifted in from Aspen with a shattered femur.
是這樣的 That is true.
可不是嘛 Yep, no.
就是那樣 That is correct.
你的電話能用嗎 Hey, is your phone working?
我能叫個摩托車快遞小哥啥的嗎 C-C-Can I get like a motorcycle courier?
啥都行 你能給辦公室打個電話嗎 Anything? Can you call your office?
抱歉 沒信號 Sorry, no bars.
證券交易所外的每條路 They're evacuating five blocks
都被清了五個街區 each way from the Stock Exchange.
...曼哈頓下城區 紐約市警察局關閉了 ...lower Manhattan. NYPD has shut down
-西側高速... -格麗 能聽到嗎 - the West Side Highway... - Gerri. Can you hear me?
你在哪裏 Hey, where are you?
聽著 我... 我... Hey, listen, I'm... I'm...
我馬上就到了 I'm almost there.
但交通停滯了 你先拖一拖 The traffic's stopped. I need you to stall.
什麼 你說什麼 What? What's that?
信號不好 It's a bad connection.
我聽不清楚 I can't really hear you.
格麗 Gerri?
我在隧道裏 I'm in a tunnel.
明白嗎 拖延 OK? Stall.
好吧 你還有多遠... Well, how far are y...
我... Uh, I...
靠 Shit.
怎麼了 What?
他堵在路上了 He's in traffic.
別啊 千萬別 Don't. Don't do this.
他問我們能拖多久 He's asking us how long can we stall.
-操 操 操 -"棒呆了" - Fuck, fuck, fuck. - Great.
馬上就好 他不會太遲的 It'll be all right. He's not gonna be too late.
-他來了 -早上好啊 早上好 - Here he comes. - Morning, morning.
早上好 Good morning.
-大家都到齊了 -是啊 - Oh! Quite a turnout. - Yeah.
弗蘭克 你能讓我們快點完工嗎 Frank, will you whip us through?
我... 我剛得到消息 Uh, I... I just got word.
肯德爾可能會晚點到 I think Kendall will be a few minutes late.
要晚點開始嗎 Request for a late start?
-不用 -不嗎 - No! - No?
他能趕上 臭小子 他在哪兒 He can catch up. Fuck that! Where is he?
堵在路上了 我就知道這麼多 Stuck in traffic. That's all I know.
好的 來吧 來吧 我們開始 OK, come on, come on, let's go. Let's go.
好 好 Yup, yup.
現在是中午十二點 我宣佈 It's twelve noon, and I'd like to call
韋斯達·羅伊科股東大會正式開始 the meeting of Waystar Royco to order.
-點名 -什麼... 點名 - Roll call. - What...? Roll call?
洛根·羅伊 你到了 Logan Roy. Yeah. You're here.
我們從來沒點過名 點名算怎麼回事 We've never done roll call. What is roll call?
-我們今天要點名 -為什麼要點名 - We're doing it today. - Why are we doing roll call?
因為會就是這樣開的 對嗎 諾亞 Because that's how we do it. Right, Noah?
洛根·羅伊到了... So Logan Roy is here...
弗蘭克·弗農 到場 Frank Vernon. Present.
肯德爾·羅伊 缺席 Kendall Roy, absent.
-羅曼·羅伊 -在呢 - Roman Roy. - Yo.
尤恩·羅伊缺席 Ewan Roy, absent.
伊羅娜·西諾亞缺席 Ilona Shinoy, absent.
-塔圖·卡薩瑪 -到場 - Datu Kassma. - Present.
-戴維·斯萬 -在 - Dewi Swann. - Here.
-保羅·錢伯斯 -樂於參加 - Paul Chambers. - Happy to be here.
-阿沙·卡恩 -到 - Asha Kahn. - Here.
-勞倫斯·易 -到 - Lawrence Yee. - Here.
先生 Sir!
-斯圖伊·侯賽因 -我在這 - Stewy Hosseini. - I am here.
主席先生 夠法定人數了 Mr. Chairman, we have a quorum.
我們還要歡迎令人尊敬的總顧問 Uh, we also welcome our esteemed general counsel
格麗·吉爾曼到會 謝謝格麗 Gerri Killman to the meeting. Thanks, Gerri.
大家手中都有一份議程 So everybody has a copy of the agenda
以及上次會議的紀要 and the minutes of the last meeting.
-沒錯吧 -沒錯 - Is that right? - Yes.
有人在看過之後 Do any of you have any questions
對此有任何疑問嗎 that have come to you immediately after looking at them?
我這裏有一些想法... I know that I-I have a few thoughts...
大家需要看一看 we might have to take a look at.
什麼想法 What thoughts?
稍等一下我翻到它 Just wait a second and I'll get to it.
好啊 是誰來了 OK. Who's this?
尤恩 這... Ewan? Well...
你就是不能離遠點 是吧 you just can't keep away, huh?
我想我應該露一次面 Thought maybe I'd show up for once.
看看戲 Watch the fun.
很高興你能參加 Great to have you.
沒有通行證 They wouldn't let me in downstairs
樓下不讓我進來 without a passport.
已經開始了嗎 Has it started?
肯德爾 你在哪 Kendall. Hey, where are ya?
我們已經開始了 老兄 We've already started, man.
我們開始了 We've started.
讓傑西給我接通會議視頻 聽到了嗎 Hey. Tell Jess to put me through the Polycom. Yeah?
那讓我們繼續請看第3條第1款 So, let's move along to item 3.1.
弗蘭克 Frank.
"履職問題"是什麼 太他媽含糊了 What's "Performance issues?" Sounds fucking vague.
它為什麼在流行榜單上排位那麼高 And why is it so high on the fuckin' hit parade?
我不知道我們今天是否 I don't know if we're actually
要去討論那些 不如跳過它們吧 gonna hit those today. Maybe we can bump those.
抱歉 我一會打給你 Sorry, I'm gonna have to get back to you.
我們能跳過這些嗎 Can we bump 'em?
好 那我們跳過 OK, then. Let's bump it.
這他媽的幹什麼呢 Ohh. What the fuck's goin' on?
我想肯德爾想要發表意見 I think Kendall wants to make a comment.
他有... 有件事要說... He has a... a thing that he's going to speak...
而且伊羅娜也會打進來 I think Ilona is going to phone in, too.
他在線上 我在接通 He's on the line. I'm putting him through.
這是什麼 這他媽什麼鬼玩意 What is this? What the fuck is this?
你好 肯德爾 Hi, Kendall?
大家好 能聽到我嗎 Hey, guys. Can you hear me?
我誠摯道歉 I apologize.
我馬上就到 I will be there shortly.
我們說到哪了 Where are we at?
我們在討論你的條款 We are at your item.
履職問題 Performance issues.
你想我們等你嗎 You want us to wait?
你在哪 Where are you?
去他媽的 我們要繼續了 Fuck that. We're movin' on.
格麗 諾亞 Gerri, Noah,
如果我們想中斷程序直到... if we wanted to halt proceedings until...
不能中斷程序 We're not halting proceedings.
-我們要繼續了 -不 不 沒關係 沒關係 - We're moving on. - No, no. It's OK. It's OK.
我可以 I can do this.
老爸 這是大事 Dad, this is big.
是這樣的... Look...
我愛我的父親 I love my father.
明白嗎 我父親是個傳奇 OK? My father is a legend.
我十分敬仰他 I worship the ground he walks on.
沒有什麼能有損於 Nothing will ever detract
他一手建立的帝國 from what he's built and what he's done.
但他現在的身體狀況不再適合管理公司 But he is currently unfit to run this company.
聲音大點 我聽不到 Speak up. I can't hear.
不僅因為他不肯花時間 Not only because of his refusal to take the time
好好休養大病初癒的身體 to recover from serious health issues,
還因為他一直不肯退休 but because every day he refuses to retire,
他馬上就要親手毀掉自己的傳奇了 he is one day closer to destroying his own legacy.
他欠了大量外債 He took on levels of debt
甚至威脅到了公司的存亡 that threatened the very existence of our firm,
他在一個他曾經瞭解 he is lining up dead-weight acquisitions
但如今毫無經濟效益的領域 in a sector that he has a historic regard for
安排自我拖累的收購 but which is a non-growth area.
我們面對的是一場事關存亡的硬仗 We face existential battles in scale,
但他朝向完全錯誤的方向 and he is facing precisely the wrong direction.
他在給一個 He is making decisions
他不再瞭解的未來做決定 for a future that he no longer understands,
我們沒有犯錯的機會了 and we don't have time for missteps.
錯一步要花十... 兩到三年的時間調整 What used to take ten... two, three years.
我們這塊冰蓋就要融化了 Our entire ice cap will melt.
他把我們最後的資金賭在 He is gambling our last dollars at the track
一匹就要被抬進膠廠[死亡]的馬身上 on a horse that's ready for the glue factory,
我希望可以對他總統和主席的身份 and I am calling for a vote of no confidence in him
進行不信任投票 as CEO and chairman.
一通屁話 不行 Bullshit. No.
恐怕作為投票對像 I'm afraid since you are the subject of the vote,
你得迴避了 洛根 you need to recuse yourself, Logan.
天吶 我他媽在浪費時間看戲嗎 Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuckin' amateur hour at the fuckin' circus.
你不能投票 You don't get to vote,
也不能發表任何言論 這就是事實 and you don't get to comment, is the situation.
你真的得離開會議室 You really should leave the room.
行 沒問題 沒問題 投吧 OK, fine. Fine. Vote.
請您先離開好嗎 Would you mind?
同志們 他還在嗎 Guys. Is he there?
他還在會議室嗎 Is he still in the room?
我是個病人 我動不了 去他媽的投票 I'm sick. I can't move. Fuck that vote.
他不能待在那 懂嗎 同志們... He can't be in the room. OK? Guys...
讓會議記錄記上一筆 Let the minutes reflect
洛根·羅伊被要求離開會議室 that Logan Roy was asked to recuse himself.
會議記錄記上一筆 洛根·羅伊 Let the minutes reflect that Logan Roy
衝著弗蘭克的大屁股狠踹了一腳 shoved his boot up Frank's ass.
好吧 Ok.
請所有贊成洛根·羅伊不信任投票的舉手 All in favor of the vote of no confidence in Logan Roy?
我贊成 我舉手了 Me. My hand is raised.
更多是出於悲傷而非憤怒 More in sorrow than in anger.
少假慈悲了 猶大 Oh, no shit, Judas.
弗蘭克 Frank!
見到你回來真好 Nice to see you back.
阿沙 Asha?
我看到你了 I see you.
我也看到你了 洛根 And I see you, Logan.
老天爺啊 我他媽簡直不敢相信 Oh, Jesus, this is just un-frickin'-believable.
斯圖伊 斯圖伊 Stewy? Stewy.
我 好吧 Me. OK.
聽我說 作為一個大股東 Listen, as a major shareholder,
鑒於當前形勢還不夠清晰 and in the absence of any real clarity here,
我覺得 I think it's the view
這是一件家務事 我棄權 that this is a family matter and abstain.
-反對 -強烈反對 - Against. - Strongly against.
伊羅娜在線上 We have Ilona on the line.
你好 洛根 好的 Hello, Logan. Yes.
在跟我的家人磋商之後 After consulting with my family,
我投票支持動議 I am voting in favor of the motion.
謝謝你八輩祖宗 伊羅娜 Thanks for nothin', Ilona.
滾吧 Fuck off.
尤恩 Ewan?
投吧 Go ahead.
現在票數多少了 4比2嗎 What are we on, 4-2?
投啊 Go on.
來啊 鼠窩歡迎你 Yeah. Join the rats.
來做個了結吧 Let's finish this, huh?
我投票支持洛根 I vote with Logan.
我覺得我們該趁著所有股東都在的時候 I think we should take the time to consider this properly
好好考慮一下這件事 when all parties are here.
塔圖 我們現在表決 Datu, we're voting now.
洛根 拜託 你能別參與討論嗎 Logan, please, can you stay out of the conversation?
在這種情況下 洛根 我支持洛根 In which case, Logan. I stick with Logan.
肯德爾 你隔著電話數數了嗎 Kendall, you counted right there?
你數清楚了嗎 You all right?
四票對四票 你就這點能耐嗎 Four against four, this is your best shot?
勞倫斯 Lawrence?
肯德爾 我不摻和這件事 I don't have a dog in this fight, Kendall.
我棄權 I abstain.
那麼 目前而言 So, currently
我們有四票支持洛根繼續掌權 we've got four votes in favor of Logan to remain,
四票要求洛根下任 兩票棄權 four of stepping down, two abstentions.
格麗 Uh, Gerri.
你想就在場的 Do you want to say anything
資深管理團隊的態度說上兩句嗎 to speak to the senior management teams' attitudes here?
-關上... -各位都知道 - Shut the... - Well, you know,
我是獨立觀察員 I'm an independent observer,
不參與投票 一個總顧問 non-voting, a general counsel,
所以我不適合發表任何意見 so I'm not sure that's appropriate?
好吧 謝謝 Right. Thanks.
非常... Very...
專業 professional.
羅曼 Hey, Roman?
羅曼 Roman.
兄弟 舉手啊 Put your hand up, bro.
羅曼 聽得到我說話嗎 Roman, can you hear me?
你舉手了嗎 Is your hand up?
肯德爾 你聽得到嗎 Kendall, yeah. Hey. Are you there?
羅曼... Roman...
你那邊信號不好 Uh, you're kind of cuttin' out.
羅曼... Roman...
他斷線了 He's off the line.
快點吧 兒子 Come on, son.
羅曼 Roman.
快點 快點 快點 Come on. Come on, come on.
你最好想想清楚 羅慕路斯 You better be smelling your fuckin' armpit, Romulus.
我覺得很難選 你懂嗎 I think it's a tough one, you know?
我覺得... I think, uh...
-太難選了 但也許... -羅曼支持我 - It's tough, but maybe... - Roman for me.
這樣可不能算支持你吧 I'm not sure we can count that for you.
-羅曼 -反對投票 - Roman? - Against.
他投了 還能臨時變卦嗎 He s-started to vote, I'm not sure he can change that.
-他當然可以隨便改 -你不該待在這裏 - He can fucking change. - You shouldn't be here,
你不該在這發號施令 你該待在會議室外面 you shouldn't be speaking here, you should be out of this room.
-這是非法的 -隨你嗶嗶 - This is illegal. - Whatever.
如果不算他 就陷入僵局 If you count 'em out, deadlock.
繼續掌權 老子還是主席 Continuity prevails. I'm chairman.
決定性一票 我贏了 你他媽沒戲唱了 Casting vote. I win. It's fucking over!
投票怎麼樣了 What's the vote?
我的兒 My son.
你就這點子能耐了 That was your best shot.
你輸了 You lost.
我覺得他輸贏與否還有待商榷... I think there's some doubt as to whether he lost...
肯德爾 弗蘭克 阿沙 伊羅娜 And Kendall, Frank, Asha, Ilona,
被逐出董事會 你們被炒了 立刻滾蛋 off the board, fired with immediate effect.
我覺得你無權這麼做 I don't think you're able to do that.
安保 Security!
我他媽正在擺正一艘油輪 I am in the middle of turning a fucking tanker.
-弗蘭克 你被炒了 -我還有些疑問... - Frank, you're fired. - I have some doubt...
我他媽正在擺正一艘油輪 I'm in the middle of turning a fucking tanker!
你聽到了嗎 Do you hear?!
弗蘭克 你被炒了 Frank! You're fired.
什麼都不准帶 滾蛋 Without exit package.
阿沙 再見 Asha, goodbye.
哪個誰給伊羅娜發個郵件過去 Somebody send a telegram to Ilona
告訴她 我們不再需要她 telling her she's no longer required,
我祝她早日戰勝病魔 and my best to her cancer.
我覺得我們都需要花點時間捋一捋 I think we all need to take a beat.
-你說啥 風太大 聽不見 -洛根 閉嘴 - Meh meh meh fuckin' meh. - Logan, stop.
股價這麼疲軟的時候 Is it wise to fire the board
開除大半個董事會 with the share price this weak,
一頭扎進政治鬥爭 真的明智嗎 heading into a political fight?
別他媽不服輸 你出局了 Take it like a fucking man. You're out.
你完蛋了 你想搞死我 結果弄巧成拙 You're fucked. You tried to kill me, but you failed.
把你自己搞死了 現在快滾吧 And you're dead. Now fuck off!
來吧 哭給我看 Oh, go on, cry me a river.
快他媽滾犢子 Get the fuck out.
直接滾出去 註銷通行證 Straight out! Passes canceled.
我們會把各位的物品寄到府上 We'll send along personal belongings.
需要拿幾樣東西也不行嗎 Just need to get some things, OK?
再也不見 謝謝 No goodbyes! Thank you!
你他媽放開我 Get your fuckin' hands off me.
我他媽該拿你這混小子怎麼辦 And what the fuck am I gonna do with you?
老爸 我也不知道 I don't know, Dad.
天呢 Jesus.
-我能拿點東西走嗎 -不行 - Can I just get some stuff? - No. No.
-謝謝 -好的 - Thank you. - OK.
天啊 簡直是地獄之旅 God, that was the journey from hell.
出租車整整半小時挪不動道 Spent 30 minutes in a cab not moving.
親愛的 Honey?
湯姆 Tom?
-回來了 -你還好吧 親愛的 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. You OK, sweetheart?
還好 我覺得有人給我下毒了 Yeah. I think somebody poisoned me.
我在家工作來著 I'm working from home.
有人給你下毒了呀 Oh, someone poisoned you?
-對啊 -在酒裏下的毒嗎 - Hmm. - Oh! With booze?
-你好哇 -你好 - Hey. Hey. - Hey.
我給你帶了禮物 OK, I got you something.
-謝謝 -我想你了 - Oh, thank you. - I missed you.
你才離家十四個小時而已 You only been away, like, 14 hours.
對啊 這麼想你 真是我的錯呢 Yeah, well, sorry for missing you.
什麼事 Yeah. What?
什麼鬼 What the fuck?
怎麼了 出什麼事了 What? What's happened?
說仔細點 再仔細點 Well, more. T-Tell me more.
怎麼回事 發生了嗎 What's happened? Did it happen?
好 立刻回我電話 OK, call me right back.
滅霸要打響指了 The world's blown up.
我操 Oh, fuck!
你說"發生了嗎"是幾個意思 What do you mean, "Has it happened"?
-你知道嗎 -什麼 我不知道 - Did you know? - What? No!
-智障肯德爾 -發生了嗎 - Fuckin' Kendall! - Has it happened?
發... 發生了嗎 Did... Has it happened?
等會兒 Wait!
肯德爾 回我電話 Kendall? Call me back.
-你知道嗎 -知道啊 - You knew? - Yeah.
我覺得喝了太多有點燒心 I think too much "Abolgoll" hurt my tummy.
康納 你聽說了吧 Connor. You heard?
聽說了啊 肯德爾發起老爹的不信任投票 Yeah, Kendall called for a vote of no confidence on Dad.
肯德爾 還有誰他媽的知道這事 Kendall? Who the fuck else knew about this?
-羅曼知道 -羅曼知道嗎 - Roman did. - Roman knew?
我不知道你還期望有什麼不同 I don't know why you'd expect anything different.
全他媽把我蒙在鼓裏 Not a single one of them told me about this.
全他媽亂套了 It's complete bullshit.
小西 你知道我不喜歡選邊站隊 Oh, Shiv, you know I don't like to take sides.
不過這次我站你這邊 But I'm on your side.
滾蛋 Fuck you.
-你知道嗎 -我知道 我試著聯繫你來著 - You knew? - Yeah, I tried to call you.
-那你還打得不夠多 -我試過了 - Not hard enough. - I did!
-他開了半個董事會的人 -肯德爾怎麼樣了 - He's fired half the board. - What about Kendall?
-被開了 弗蘭克 阿沙 通通滾犢子了 -什麼 - Fired. Frank, Asha, fired. - What?
叛軍在城裏的廣場上被屠戮殆盡了 The rebels are getting shot in the town square.
湯姆 待會兒再回來跟你算賬 I'll talk to you later, Tom.
我們是叛軍嗎 Are we the rebels?
-什麼事 -白宮打來電話 - Yes? - I have the White House.
您接通電話時 總統會親自跟您談話 The president will join once you're on.
他們想表示誠摯的歉意 They're very apologetic.
-跟他說我在線上 -好的 先生 - Tell him I'm on. - Yes, sir.
是的 他在線上 Yes, he's on.
您好 總統先生 他將即刻與您對話 Hello, Mr. President. He'll be with you momentarily.
他馬上就來 He'll be right there.
謝謝您 Thank you.
總統先生 Mr. President.
好多了 好太多了 Oh, much, much better.
不用道歉 No need for an apology.
看來恐怖襲擊把您搞得焦頭爛額 Well, you really had a terrorist problem.
我剛剛親自拿下了一個恐怖分子呢 I've just taken down a terrorist myself.
我兒子 My son.
您能幫我省掉美國聯邦通訊委員會的那些繁文縟節嗎 So, can you help me with this FCC red tape bullshit?
您也是 總統先生 And you, Mr. President.