这是我朋友 杰瑞和玛姬 塞尔比夫妇 These are my friends, Jerry and Marge Selbee.
他们住在密歇根州伊瓦镇 They live in Evart, Michigan.
伊瓦镇餐厅
这个小镇老了 It's a small town that's not exactly in its prime.
出租、永久停业
杰瑞和玛姬也不年轻了 Though, to be honest, neither are Jerry and Marge.
今天 他们出发去买彩票 Today, they're on their way to buy lottery tickets.
大手笔购买 Lots and lots of lottery tickets.
他们可没想着碰运气 But they're not hoping to get lucky.
要知道 他们不需要运气 You see, they don't need luck.
杰瑞
玛姬
大乐透
不过故事要从早一点说起… But this story doesn't start there.
从杰瑞开始 It starts with Jerry,
天没亮就起身 四十二年每天如此 getting up before dawn just like he has every day for 42 years,
去麦片厂上班 going to work at the Corn Flakes factory,
今天恐怕是最后一次 for what he fears will be the last time.
这是道数学题 你看 It's a math problem, really.
顺着字母排 If you count the letters, uh,
跳过I except the letter "I," which they skip
因为避免数字1混淆 because it looks like a "1",
然后就知道J代表二月 then you realize that "J" is February.
同时 最后一位数字 And then, the last letter...
在这里 Oh, boy.
专门代表工厂代码 That designates the plant code,
虽然有点烧脑 不过… which was not easy to figure out, but, uh...
我算出来了 I did.
杰瑞 Jerry,
没必要这么拼 你退休了 you don't have to work so hard. You're retiring.
呃 嗯 Well, yeah. But... I...
确实不用 呃 I don't have to be. Um...
这条生产线关闭了 我 I know my line is shutting down, but...
你瞧 我喜欢数字 You know, I have a thing with numbers.
拜托… Come on.
你辛苦一辈子了 该颐养天年了 You've served your time. These are your golden years.
他是我们最好的生产线经理 对吧？ He's the best line manager we ever had, right?
绝对是 Absolutely.
嗨 跟他们摆摆你的资历 Hey. Why don't you tell these guys
高中就加入公司 how you started working here in high school?
从夜班开始 对吧？ You worked nights, right?
受真实故事启发
大概率
- 敬杰瑞 - 好吧 - To Jerry.- All right.
连干四十二年 有几个人能扛下来 Not everybody can pull off 42 years
还没被炒过 without getting fired.
现在好了 新老板给你包吃住 And now you have a boss who's going to let you sleep in.
还不会骂你 And won't yell at me.
那可说不准 Wrong about that.Oh.
其实可以去考个房产中介牌 You know, you should get your real estate license,
学霍华德 just like Howard did.
假装在工作 It's like having a job.
其实闲着 But it's also like being retired,
啥也不用做 because you don't do anything.
没错 It's true.
可以好多天都不出门 Most days, I don't even leave the house.
呃 Well...
其实我会找点事情 You know, I'll make it work.
比如 帮玛姬收拾家里 You know, I can always help Marge around the house.
不 不需要你做 No, you don't need to do that.
不 我很乐意 No, I'd be happy to.
看你忙乎了一辈子 I mean, you've been taking care of this place for years.
我有我的章法 I kind of have a system.
是 章法确实不错 Oh, yeah, and a good one.
但是 任何系统都有改进空间 But, you know, every system can use an improvement.
瞧 又来了 Oh, God. Here we go.
- 嘿 我有个想法 - 嗯？ - Hey. I got an idea. - Yeah?
我可以去你那儿做咨询 Why don't I try consulting on some of your job sites?
做改善改良之类的 You know, find ways of making things run better.Ah.
你想来我的工地巡查 You wanna walk around on my construction site
然后给我挑刺？唔 and tell me what I'm doing wrong? Oof.
我收费不高 I wouldn't charge much.
哦 被挑刺我还要付费 Oh, and I have to pay you for this?
- 是的 - 不如你顺便过来 - Darn right. - Are you going to also come by
教我老婆怎么改作业？ and teach my wife how to grade papers?
爸 如果还住这儿 我倒是挺乐意的 Hey, Dad, if I lived here, I would welcome that.
谢谢 多恩 Thank you, Dawn.
说定了 I'm gonna take you up on that.
我就多跑跑你们大激流那边 I'm gonna drive down to Grand Rapids more often.
哦 天 Oh, whoops.
看你作吧 You sold it too well.
- 你闭嘴 - 自作自受了 - Shut up. - Backfired right in your face.
怎么了 宝贝？ Yeah, sweetie? Okay.
给爷爷看看吧？ Can we show Pop Pop?
啊 好 这就给爷爷看吗？ Uh, yeah, you wanna show Pop Pop right now?
看什么？ Show me what?
- 我们给你准备了退休礼物 - 惊喜吧？ - We got you a retirement present. - Surprise.
好吧 Okay.
- 睁眼 - 睁眼 - Open your eyes. - Open.
我去 Holy cow!
钓鱼船 怎么… A fishing boat. What...
- 我喜欢钓鱼吗？好吧 - 是 你带我钓过一次 - Do I like fishing? I do? - Okay.Yeah, you took me once.
好了 现在你想去就去了 Yeah, now you can go whenever you want.
是 多好啊 Yeah, how about that?
太好了 谢谢 This is great. Thank you.
- 谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 - 好 - Thank you, thank you, thank you. - Oh, good.
哦 老爸喜欢 Oh.Dad likes it.
还有你 保密工作很到位 And you, for keeping a secret.
谢谢你 小丫头 Thank you, pumpkin.
谢谢你 道格 你真喜欢？ Thank you, Doug.You like it?
- 是 - 好吧 - Yeah. - All right.
我的天 My goodness.
- 我的天 - 干得好 没有泄露机密 - My goodness. - Good job. You didn't spoil it.
- 那是份重要工作 干得不错 - 你还好吗？ - That was your one job. You did so good. - You okay?
哦 当然 当然 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
我可没啥钓鱼的衣服 I don't have many regular clothes.
都是上班穿的款 It's all work shirts.
好了 也给你买衣服 Well, we can get you more clothes.
嗯 Hmm.
退休需要适应 It'll be an adjustment.
你会找到办法的 You'll find your way.
嗯 Hmm.
你适应了吗？ Have you?
还不算吧 不过我又没有船 Not really. But I don't have a boat.
这条船给你？ You want this one?
免了 Nope.
一个月后
早 里昂 早 杰瑞 Morning, Leon.Morning, Jerry.
这张卡爆了 海伦 不好意思 Card was declined, Helen. I'm sorry.
喵的 应该还有现金 我找找 Dang it. Maybe I have cash. Let me just...
好了 先欠着吧 I know you're good for it.
谢谢 里昂 Thanks, Leon.
你坐这儿干嘛？ What are you doing out here?
我预约了十点 My appointment is at- 00.
不 你说你十点来 No, you said you'd come at- 00.
我没有其他预约 我只有六个客户 I don't have any other appointments. I have six clients.
好吧 Okay.
才六个客户 你怎么养活自己啊？ How do you make a living with only six clients?
养不活 所以我又开张了线上旅行社 瞧那边海报 I don't. I just became an online travel agent. See the posters?
哦 好吧 Oh, yeah.
既然是线上业务 你还要啥海报 So, why do you need posters if it's online?
反正免费来的 Because they were free.
为什么你总要问为什么 什么事都追根问底？ Why do you always have to understand the reasoning behind everything?
好吧 Oh, well.
只有这样我才能了解世界的逻辑 It's the only way I can make sense of things.
船怎么样？ How's the boat?
水还太凉 Water's still too cold.
你又不用下水 船的功能就是这 You don't get in the water. That's the point of the boat.
嗯 我的账户怎么样？ Hmm. How's my account?
也是有点凉凉 Speaking of cold...
2%收益 2% gains,
听起来不多 实际就是不多 which doesn't sound like much, because it isn't.
听着 你需要激进一点 Look, you gotta be more aggressive.
要是让我帮你投进股市 回报会有10% If you let me put that in stocks, I could probably get you 10%.
这样让资本翻倍 就只要 That would double your money in only...
7.27 年 7.27 years.
计算器还得算老半天呢 Literally the only time I was going to get to use that today.
不投 Nope.
这是我们的家底 This is all we've got.
不可以拿去赌 And I'm not about to gamble with it.
不是赌博 虽然有风险 但是市场 It's not gambling. It seems like a risk, but the market...
好啦 只要有损失风险 那就是赌 Yeah, well, if you could lose it, it's gambling.
下个月我还会电话预约 I'll call you in a month for my next appointment.
不用预约 好吧？ Don't need an appointment.Okay.
把船开出去遛遛 Take out the boat.
说不定真会去 I may just do that.
噢 Oh!
不会吧 No.
我去 Holy cow!
嗨 杰 Hey, Jer.
- 什么是下滚？ - 是说如果奖金池达到两百万 - What's a roll down? - It's when the jackpot hits two million
同时没有六个数字全中的 and nobody gets six numbers.
奖金池就下滚到 Then the whole jackpot rolls down
中了三个四个数的票上 to the people who got three or four...
类似这样的 Whatever.
总之是更多机会 Just better odds.
祝你好运 好 谢谢 Good luck. Yeah.Thanks.
更多机会 Better odds.
馅饼彩票
会不会呢？ Can that be right?
好吧 All right.
这不是赌博 It's not gambling.
彩票？对 有办法每次都赚钱 The lottery?Yup. There's a way to win every time.
你脑梗了？ Are you having a stroke?
它有个漏洞 There's a loophole
系统漏洞 数学可以算出来 they didn't see, and it's right here in the math.
你看 一次典型的摇号 Now, on a typical drawing,
会有1/54的机会在六个数字里中三个 you'd have a one in 54 chance of hitting three out of six numbers,
1/1500机会中四个 and a one in 1,500 chance of hitting four.
所以每次你都会赔钱 Odds are you'll lose every time.
不是每次 Not every time.
上周我中了再来一张 后面就没了 I won a free ticket last week, which lost.
但上次摇号结果 But on the roll down weeks,
低位票的奖金下滚 the payouts to the lower numbers
超过了购买彩票的金额 increases above the amount that you would pay to play.
所以概率对你有利 So, the math is in your favor.
他们忽略了这个漏洞 And they missed it.
我看不懂 I don't know what this says.
像疯子在病房里画的天书 Looks like the numbers a crazy man drew on his cell wall.
这表示在有下滚的时候 It means that on the roll down weeks,
你保证能赢 you're guaranteed to win.
不可能吧 That can't be true.
为啥不可能？这是彩票啊 杰瑞 Why not?Because it's the lottery, Jerry.
底特律那边整栋写字楼里的人 There's a building of people in Detroit
整天算计这个 他们算得出 whose job it is to know how the numbers work. And they do.
我居然找你做会计 I cannot believe you are my accountant.
兼职会计 Part-time accountant.
全职线上旅行定制师 Full-time online travel agent.
嗨 明迪 Hey, Mindy.
嗨 杰瑞 存款？ Hey, Jerry. Making a deposit?
唔 不是 Uh, no... I...
我要取2000 I'd like to withdraw $2,000.
好 Yep.
对了 你的脚好点没？ So, how are your feet?
好了点 Been better.
踩网球的确有效 Rolling the tennis ball helped,
然后老板有天踩到它 又把它踢飞了 until my manager tripped on it and threw it into the street.
我可以再给你拿一个 I can bring you another one.
它们是三个一包卖的 谢谢 They come in threes.Thanks.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thank you.
几天后我会再来存钱 I'll be back in a couple of days with a deposit.
好 Okay.
哦 Oh.
也许比这个多20% Probably be 20% more than this.
…左右 Give or take.
回头见 好 See you then.Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
好 开心顺利… Okay. Have a good day.
两千馅饼彩票 Two thousand WinFall tickets.
两千？ Two thousand?
是 夫人 Yes, ma'am.
晚上好 朋友们 本期馅饼彩票又有下滚了 Good evening, folks, and welcome to this week's WinFall lottery roll down.
掏出你的彩票 坐稳了 我们马上开奖 Grab your tickets, have a seat and let's get right to it.
第一个幸运数字是6 The first lucky number is six.
第二个幸运数字是 The second number...
二十三 Twenty-three.
- 你没事吧？ - 嗯 好着呢 - You okay? - Oh, yeah. Never better.
你的船怎么样了？ So, how'd it go with the boat?
哦 呃 Oh, uh...
说是马达可以修 不过我玩不来它 They said they can fix the motor, but it's not for me.
亲 我的意思是 我们得找个事情一起做 对吧 I mean, we're supposed to be doing stuff together anyway, right?
三十一 Thirty-one.
想不想看电影？ You want to watch a movie?
哦 不是说现在 我是说 Oh... No, I didn't mean right now.
- 好啊 什么时候？ - 呃 没想好 - Well, so, when? - Well, I don't know.
我在看一个节目 I'm watching a program.
就这个？ You're watching this?
不是 No.
43 31 10 还有 32. Forty-three, 31, 10, and 32.
希望你这次中奖 And we hope you're a winner.
一 One...
这就是14. That's one's four.
二十一 二十八 Twenty-one, twenty-eight.
十六 Sixteen.
损失327
问题是 没有人知道我们镇 Problem is, nobody knows about this town.
伊瓦镇应该把房子标价一美元 像人家托斯卡纳一样 Evart should start selling houses for a dollar, like they do in Tuscany.
吸引人过来 Lure people here.
一美元可以住托斯卡纳？ We can live in Tuscany for a dollar?
好吧 一欧元 Well, a Euro.
那就是一美元 That's a dollar.
不是 要多一点 No, a little more than that.
杰瑞 一欧元是多少？ Jerry, how much is a Euro?
杰瑞 Jerry.
哦 Oh.
抱歉 Sorry.
嗯 Mmm.
三带二 Full house.
我们玩的是拱猪 We're playing gin.
哦 Oh.
- 谢谢 - 没事 晚安 - Thank you so much. - All right. Well, goodnight.
晚安 慢走 Goodnight.Take care.
- 路上当心 - 好 - Have a good walk home. - Okay.
拱猪 德扑 斗地主 Gin, or poker, or cribbage,
- 我都搞混了 - 你就没上心 没上心 - I get confused by them all. - You don't care. You don't care.
斗地主 下次斗地主 Scrabble. Scrabblenext.
好啊 晚安 All right, night.
你给说实话 You're going to have to tell me what's going on.
我怕是不够长命 等不到你主动忏悔了 I'm too old to wait it out.
哦 Oh...
我错过了机会 I missed my chance.
我按部就班 I did everything I was supposed to do.
做了该做的事 Everything I had to do.
现在做什么都太晚了 Now it's too late to do anything else.
哦 你还没玩儿完呢 Oh, your life isn't over.
别人都觉得完了 Everybody seems to think it is.
好吧 Well...
欸 要我做什么都行 Heck, I can do anything.
如果工厂不关生产线 我还愿做下去 I'd still be at the factory if they didn't cut my line.
可是 But instead...
我该颐养天年了 These are my golden years.
是啊 往事不如意 Yeah, just because things didn't work out the way you wanted,
未必将来也不如意 doesn't mean they won't.
有好运 也有歹运 Good luck happens, same as bad.
什么？ What?
好运 跟歹运都会出现？ Good luck, it happens same as bad?
是 都是概率 是 Yeah. It's just math.Yeah.
什么？是 真是个猪头 What?Oh, man. What a dummy.
不是说你 说我 Not you. Me.
你是天才 You're a genius.
样本量 Sample size.
我就错在样本量 That is where I went wrong.
我忘了计算概率的发生频率 I didn't calculate the frequency of probability.
纯粹是数学 It's just math.
哦 我怕数学 Oh, I don't like math.
哦 不好意思 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
来 我解释给你听 Here, let me show you...
看 拿这一分钱 Here. So, if you take a coin
抛一千次 and you flipped it 1,000 times,
都有可能60%是正面 you might still get 60% heads.
要是抛五千次 概率就会逼近50% But if you flipped it 5,000 times, the probability gets closer to 50%.
样本量要足够大 才能排除运气干扰 The sample has to be large enough to take luck out of the equation.
这个给你 And this is for you.
你要存一分钱？ Are you depositing a penny?
不是 不是 No. No.
不是 呃 No. Uh...
我要取钱 I wanna make a withdrawal.
四千二百美元 $4,200.
哦 那我们还剩多少？ Oh, and how much does that leave us with?
我查一下 I am checking.
四千多 A little over four.
好吧 Okay.
那就取六 Make it six, then.
六？嗯 Six?Mmm-hmm.
八？ Eight?
八？八千？ Eight?$8,000.
确定吗？嗯 Are you sure?Hmm.
九十八 Ninety-eight.
九十九 Ninety-nine.
八千 Eight thousand.
谢谢 米吉 Thank you, Midge.
齐了 There we go.
再见 Bye-bye.
你看 每个镇都要有个噱头 You know, every town has a thing.
我们也要搞个噱头 We need a thing.
不是有个爵士音乐节么？ What happened to jazz fest?
唉 舞台维护没合规 Well, we couldn't keep the stage up to code.
哦 然后一个演员姑娘摔下去了 Oh, one of those clogger girls fell right through.
哦 是 Oh, yeah.
爵士音乐节也很挣钱 Jazz fest made money, too.
呃 那年亏了 那姑娘起诉我们来着 I mean, not that year, because the girl sued us.Yeah.
她恨我们当时还鼓掌 She was upset 'cause we were still clapping.
我们还以为是故意安排的表演 We thought it was part of the show.
哦 Oh.
还有 今晚我们凑钱 By the way, a bunch of us are pooling money
合伙买彩票 for the lottery tonight.
它在搞什么奖金下滚 有机会多赢钱 They're doing that roll down thing, where you can win more.
- 我们又不是彩民 - 不是才好 - We're not lottery people. - That's probably for the best.
知道吗 有人大手笔几千几千地买 You know, there are some people who blow thousands
买这个？ on those things?
- 你没事吧？ - 别急 - You all right? - Here we go.
- 怎么了？喝口水 - 呛着了 - What's the matter? Take the drink. - Down the wrong pipe.
吃太急 Eating too fast.
15,700元
你看 我就是个普通的旅行社 I mean, it's like a regular travel agent,
搬到了线上 but it's online,
顾客就变得很粗鲁 so people can act like animals
一点小事都不依不饶 when something doesn't work out.
其实你该去旅行 Hey, you should be traveling.
你和温蒂以前老是去坐游轮 You and Wendy used to go on all these cruises and come back
回来开口闭口都是航海术语 and call everything port and starboard.
其实我都分不清 I didn't even know which was which.
不同大洋还有不同叫法 Depends which ocean you're on.
- 嗯 不会吧 - 是这样 - Hmm. No. No. - Yep.
她一定希望你开心 She'd want you to have fun.
都三年了 It's been three years.
哦 烤肠来了 烤肠汉堡 都要吧？ Oh, brats. Brats and burgers. All?
- 加点芝士 - 好嘞 - With cheese on it. - Okay.
烤肠汉…哦 车达芝士？ Brats and... Oh.- Cheddar?
道格 你帮我看着火 Doug, would you watch the grill for a second?
看 多开心啊 是吧？ See? This is a good time. Huh?
嗯 我就跟你说值得跑一趟 Mmm.I told you it'd be worth the drive.
不 你说的是你不知道 No, you said you didn't know
自己还剩几个周末 how many weekends you have left.
是 确实不知道 Well, I don't.
不过 数学上是成立的 Yeah, but the math works.
开两小时车 得免费汉堡 Drive for two hours, get a free burger.
值回油费 Offsets the cost of gas.
爸 我不吃肉 I don't eat meat, Dad.
哦 那我给你拿块鸡 Oh, right. I'll get the chicken.
爸 鸡也是肉 No, that's still meat.
好吧 Okay.
他没事吧？ Is he okay?
他只是不懂有个表达式叫"我想你" He just doesn't know the formula for "I miss you."
看你来了大伙儿多开心 It is more fun when you're here.
我知道 不过你跟老爸还是得有点共同生活 I know, but you and Dad, you gotta have fun together.
可不 Yeah.
我知道你等了一辈子 I know you've waited a really long time
等他退休 我知道 for him to retire.I know.
我们该想想办法 I know. We need to work on it.
都记不起几时我们有过那个… I can't even remember the last time that we had...
- 你懂的 - 什么？ - You know? - What?
- 就是那个 - 哦 别 别 打住 咱别说这个了 - Yeah. - Oh, no, that's okay. I don't need to hear about...
亲 Honey.
我得整点啤酒 I'm gonna get a beer.
好 我们想想办法 Okay? Okay.We'll work on it.
- 我在考虑呢 - 好 - I'm thinking about it anyway. - Okay.
希望他也是 I wish he would.
哇 Whoa.
哇 哇 哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
别 利兹 利兹 利兹 别 别 别 利兹 No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy! No, no, no, no, Liz.
我们别 别打开这个 Let's not... Let's not open that.
- 为什么？我想吃爆米花 - 我知道 知道 - Why? I want the popcorn. - I know. I know.
不过这个 这个爆米花齁了 But this... this popcorn's very stale. Ugh.
我就吃齁的 I like stale.
呃 它太多糖了 对你不好 Well, but this is full of sugar. It's no good for you.
上次你吃了七片奥利奥 I saw you eat seven Oreos.
你想吃奥利奥？ You want an Oreo?
都被你吃完了 爷爷 You ate them all, Pop Pop.
好吧 好吧 那 Okay. All right. Uh...
让我抱一会儿 Let me just have it for one minute.
爷爷马上给回你 我保证 Pop Pop will give it back to you. I promise.
你相信爷爷 对吧？ You trust Pop Pop now, right?
只要一分钟 Let me just take one minute.
马上出来 And I'll be right out.
给 Here you go.
拿去 谢谢爷爷 Take.Thanks, Pop Pop.
嗯 Yep.
又有事瞒着我？ Something you wanna tell me?
什么？ What?
储藏间 The pantry.
我在玩彩票 I'm playing the lottery.
我是说奥利奥被你吃光了 I meant the empty bag of Oreos.
我在玩彩票 还赢钱了 I'm playing the lottery, and I'm winning.
我算出了概率 赢了一万五 I figured out the math, and I won $15,000.
藏在一个麦片盒子里 It's stuffed inside the Frosted Mini-Wheats box.
哇 Wow.
谢莉的彩票局我投了20块 I gave $20 to Shirley's lottery pool.
看来也不算什么大事了 I guess it's not such a big deal now.
我 I...
我必须尝试一下 I had to try it.
我 我发现了这个彩票的漏洞 I... I found this flaw in the game,
然后必须验证自己有没有算对 and I had to find out if I was right.
好吧 你干嘛不直说呢？ Well, why didn't you just tell me?
我 觉得自己蠢 I... felt silly.
我们那点钱刚刚够退休 我 We barely have enough money to retire on as it is, and...
觉得这时候不该去冒险 This is no time to risk it.
- 不该 - 什么？ - Yes, it is. - What?
这时候该去冒险 It's time to risk it.
因为现在我们失去了 Because right now we're losing
一些更重要的东西 something that matters even more.
我等了四十年 等回来二人世界 I've waited 40 years for it to be just us,
可是已经不会享受它了 and so far we kind of suck at it.
我们一起看《智力抢答》啊 We have Jeopardy.
哦 不是一回事 杰瑞 Oh, that's not a thing. Jerry!
我想要开心 I wanna have fun.
我想要快乐 I wanna have fun.
我们冲动一回 怎么样？ Let's be a little stupid. Huh?
我们十七岁结婚 We got married when we were 17,
冲动是有的 so we know how to do it.
呵 那倒是 Well, that's true.
我们得有个共同爱好 We need something for us.
真没想到是玩彩票 I didn't think it would be playing the lottery,
就算跟你抢银行都干 只要有个共同话题 but I'd rob a bank if it gave us something to talk about.
行 Okay.
- 一万五 - 是 - $15,000? - Yep.
如果我们一万五全押 If we bet the whole $15,000...
- 噢 应该 一万五全押 - 真的？ - Oh, we should. Let's bet it all. - You think?
是 我也正在想 在这 Yeah, 'cause I was thinking the same thing. It's right...
不对 不对 不对 No. No, no, no, no.
里昂 馅饼彩票怎么了？ Leon, what happened to WinFall?
哦 更新换代了 Oh, they... they phased it out.
什么？说换就换了？ What?It's gone, just like that?
你又不玩 对不？ You don't play anyway, do you?
没有 是 我猜他们只能去 No.Yeah, well, I guess people will just
马萨诸塞州玩这个了 have to play the one in Massachusetts now.
数学成立 你该看得懂 你是个会计 The math works. You can see that. You're an accountant.
是 我是说 Yeah. I mean...
我说你算的对 I mean, it looks right.
马萨诸塞州也没多远 And Massachusetts isn't that far.
不远 不就是开上十个小时么 就怕咱的旧车撑不住 No, it's only about a 10-hour drive if our truck doesn't break down.
万一撑不住 我们就搭便车 对 If it does, we'll get a ride.Yeah.
谁给你搭？ From whom?
- 卡车司机 - 对 他们都想有人聊一聊 - Truckers. - Yeah, they're always looking for company.
- 或者杀一杀 - 情况不对我们就跳车 - To murder. - We'll jump out if it gets weird.
而且谁想得到 我们的破包里塞满了钱 And they won't even know that we have a duffle bag full of cash.
对 记得拉好拉链 Yeah, we'll keep that zipped up.
- 好 - 好什么？ - All right.All right. - what?
算我一份 I'm in, too.
- 你想通了？ - 没 - You sure? - No.
管他呢 算我一份 1000 But what the hell? Put me in for 1,000.
我刚订了个游轮票 赶紧取消… I just got a cruise I gotta cancel now.
嗨 带上晚餐 Hey. Oh.Oh. Got our dinner.
是 带足三天的餐 Yeah. We're going to need three days of food.
哦 Oh.
我找到一个小镇 And I found us a small town to play in.
对 低调一点 Yeah, keep things quiet.
你看 我计划把车停远一点 You know, like how I park a block away
假装逛地摊 at a good garage sale.
- 什么 哦 - 借过 - Yeah? Oh. - Move.
有没有对讲机？什么？ You got a ham radio?What?
对讲机 防备手机信号不好 Ham radio. We're gonna hit some dead zones.
我可以去买 等等 I suppose I can go to Ace...Wait a minute.
电池够不够？ How are we on batteries?
哦 我 Uh... I...
啊 Ah.
好 再多带点 以防万一 Okay. Let's get some more. Just in case.
真的像是抢银行了 Feels like we really are robbing a bank.
才不是 好玩过抢银行 拿着 Nah. It's gonna be more fun. You take that.
钥匙在这儿 Here are the keys.
齐了 啊 All right. Aah.
优惠券带上了 I got the coupons.
齐了 你拿那个 All right. You grab that.
哦 这会儿？ Oh, now? Oh.
出发 哦 Let's go.Oh.
我先穿条裤子可以不？ Can I get dressed first?
饼干带没带？ You have cookies?
您已离开密歇根州
欢迎来到马萨诸塞州
跟想象不一样. Doesn't look like much.
好吧 有彩票机就行 对吧？ Well, all we need is a ticket machine, right?
嗨 小子 那个买一送一 Hey, kid, those are buy one, get one free,
反正过期了 cause they're so out of date.
2013年的 They're from 2013,
不过味道还好着呢 but they'll still turn your mouth blue.
等等 我先招待他们 Actually, I'm gonna get them first.
需要什么？ How can I help you?
我们想买八千张馅饼彩票 We'd like to buy 8,000 WinFall tickets.
我还是先招待你吧 I'm gonna get you first.
钱不够 No way is this enough.
钱不够 There's no way that was enough.
呃 Uh...
八千张馅饼彩票 总数 Eight thousand WinFall tickets is, like...
两万九千美元 $29,000.
- 不对 是16000 - $16000. - No.16,000. - $16,000.
我们只带了这么多 And that is how much we brought.
呃 彩票机一小时打印一千张 我们得等一天 Well, the machine prints 1,000 tickets an hour, so you'll be here all day.
经验表明 在这呆一天会很丧 And let me tell you from experience, being here all day sucks.
因为我就整天待这儿 Because I'm here all day.
好吧 他说得有理 八千张要八小时 Well, he's right. It's gonna take eight hours.
我倒是没问题 开始吧 I can do it.Let's get rolling.
- 你让我们来？ - 是 来吧 我要干活 - You want us? - Yeah, come on. I got work to do.
- 我忙着呢 - 呃 你指导一下怎么操作？ - I'm busy. - Well, can you show us how it works?
操作很简单 You'll figure it out.
锄头铲子 汽车旅馆
抱歉 汽车旅馆档次不够 Sorry, the motel's not so great.
名字也搞笑 The Pick and Shovel.
"锄头铲子" Perfect name.
全套黑店服务 管杀也管埋 Because it's what you need to dig a grave.
哈 想起我们婚礼那天 Hah. Reminds me of our wedding night.
我爹给钱让我带你去舞会 My dad gave me enough money to take you to the prom.
但我就想 切 舞会到十二点 But then I thought, "Heck, the prom ends at midnight,
结婚管一辈子 "but a marriage, that lasts forever.
还能省20块 "And it's 20 bucks cheaper."
没省啊 拿去开房了 Which you spent on a Days Inn.
嘿 那个算蜜月开支 Oh, on our honeymoon.Yeah.
多好啊 也算疯狂过 Well, I'm glad we're being crazy.
睡车里都行 I'd sleep in the car if I had to.
搞不好真要睡车 Well, you may have to.
这门锁不上 I don't think this door locks.
噢 开始了 杰瑞 开始了 Oh, it's on, Jerry.Oh, oh, oh, oh.
来啦 All right.
哦 你拿没拿 Oh, you have the...
预祝好运 让我们一起来开奖 Cross those fingers, our very last lucky number is 21.
乡亲们 重复一次23 45 01 25 06 还有21. Folks, those numbers, one more time, are 23, 45, 01, 25, 06 and 21.
好了 亲们 拿出彩票对对数字 好运连连 All right, folks, check those numbers. We wish you the best of luck.
- 希望本周轮到你 - 好了 - Hopefully this was your week. - Okay.
嗯 八千张彩票要对 Well, we got 8,000 tickets to check.
我们开始吧 Let's get started.
说不定还能看日出呢 We'll probably see sunrise.
最后一张中了三个数 The last one is a three-number winner.
哦 好 Oh, good.
我们投了16000 So we bet 16,000.
中两个号是再来一张 And the two number winners just gives us free tickets,
当作预付款 so if we count those as a push...
于是我们赚到 Which means we made...
21043美元 $21,043.
天 可以买多点奥利奥了 I think we're gonna need more Oreos.
是 我们都 嘿 看 还有一小块呢 给你 Yeah, we're all... No, heck. There's a little piece left there for you.
- 不用 - 别后悔 - No. - You sure you don't...
不用 谢了 No, thank you.
彩票兑奖中心
他们就简单恭喜了一句 呵 They just said, "Congratulations." Huh.
还要说啥？ Of course they did.
买彩票又不犯法 It's not against the rules to buy tickets.
我还怕警报响起来 又冲我喊叫 I thought an alarm would go off and they'd start yelling at me.
我也怕 So did I.
你确信只有我们知道？ Do you really think we're the only ones who know?
哈佛大学 马萨诸塞州剑桥镇
嘿 为什么厕所隔间装了超声波感应器？ Hey, why are there ultrasonic sensors on our toilet stalls?
厕所空位系统 Bathroom vacancy grid.
瞎跑过去老是满座简直气人 I got tired of walking in there and seeing feet under every stall.
喏 现在哪个格子绿了 我就知道 So, now I know that when the light is green, the toilet is...
有空位 至少没人坐马桶上了 Well, not clean, but nobody is sitting on it.
我们时间该花来写调研作业 We're supposed to be doing our research projects.
在写了 I am.
厕所绿灯？不是它 那个太蠢了 Bathroom lights?No. That'd be stupid.
我在研究彩票 I'm doing one on the lottery.
啊 这个更蠢 Ah. That's way more stupid.
一点不蠢 我在精确评估 It's not. I'm evaluating
"强力波"比"大百万"的额外胜率 the exact odds of winning Powerball versus Mega Millions.
好吧 是 还是蠢 管他 至少得个"良"吧 Okay. Yeah, it's stupid. Whatever. I'll still get a B.
这些是啥？ What are these?
小点的州彩票 拿来做参照的 The smaller state games. I need them for comparison.
不错 残障人士洗手间空出了 Sweet. The handicapped stall is open.
馅饼彩票
杰瑞 停一下 Jerry, pull over.
- 来 停一下 - 还有一哩就到家了 - Come on, pull over. - We're only a mile from home.
- 停 - 你忍不住了？ - No. - You can't hold it?
才不是 It's not that.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
玛姬 还要多久？ Marge, how long is this gonna take?
我倒是想方便一下 Cause I actually have to go.
有没想过 也许你没被时代抛弃？ Did you ever think maybe the world wasn't passing you by?
也许你注定要在这里？ Maybe you were meant to be here.
管理工厂 To work in the factory
然后一直关心身边的人？ and to care about all these people the way you do,
因为有天真能帮上他们 because the day would come when you could help them.
你说的是？ What do you mean?
嗯 你说押得越多 概率越有利？ Well, you said the more we bet, the better the odds.
我是说过 I did say that.
你说想成立个公司 So you wanna start a corporation?
拉全镇人参加 Bring in the whole town.
如果募股集资 就有更多资本可以押 If we sell shares, we'll have more capital to invest.
要么搞大 要么躺平 Go big or go home.
然后按比例分红 Then we'll split the profits with the shareholders.
人人有份 Everybody rides.
淡定 淡定 Will you stop talking like that?
抱歉 我有点上头 Sorry. I'm just really into it.
她真有点上头 She's really into it.
因为她明白这样行得通 Because she knows it'll work.
庄家才会赢 House always wins.
淡定 Stop it.
你真觉得大家会入股？ You really think people will come in on this?
对 你就入了 Yup. You did.
是啊 谁叫我是个没啥奔头的抑郁丧偶男 Yeah, but I'm a depressed widower with nothing to live for.
那你愿意加多入股了？是的 You wanna buy more shares, then?Yes!
基本情况就是这样了 And that about does it.
有啥问题不？ Any questions?
- 呃 GS投资策略公司？ - 没错 - So, uh, GS Investment Strategies? - That's right.
营业执照 手续齐备 We've got a business license and everything.
名字不够响亮 Not much of a name.
呵 名字不碍事 Well, don't worry about the name.
总得提到"彩票"吧？ You need "lottery" in there somewhere.
嗯 名字不碍事 Well, the name's not important.
好想法要有好名字 我上过营销课 It is if you wanna sell the idea. I took a class on marketing.
嗯 好想法不需要营销 入股500就能分红 Well, the idea sells itself. You buy a share for $500 and you make a profit.
- 就这么简单 - 你有商标吗？ - It's that simple. - Do you have a logo?
- 不需要商标 - 商标有帮助 - Don't need a logo. - Logos help.
我的商标 猪开拖拉机 I have a pig on a tractor.
好吧 听着 你们认识我这么多年了 Yeah. Okay, look, you all have known me for years.
这个行得通 我也想帮帮大家 This will work, and it'll help everybody.
那如果我又想入股 What if we want in,
手头又不够钱怎么办？ but we're behind on our bills, and don't have enough for a share?
交款方式可以变通吗？ Do you accept other forms of payment?
怎么变通呢？ Like what?
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
全写在这儿了 Got it all right here.
哦 有我们了 Oh, we're in.
我还从没干过这么非法的的事情 I've never done anything criminal like this.
别乱说 谢莉 这没什么非法的 No, Shirley, it's not criminal.
我们依法纳税 同时也要扣除费用 We're gonna pay taxes on all the winnings and claim expenses.
杰瑞都安排好了 Jerry's got it all worked out.
你妈妈跟我要开公司了 Your mother and I are going into business.
卖她的招牌太妃糖吗？ Are you selling her toffee or something?
不是 我们玩彩票 No. We're gonna play the lottery.
- 五百块一股 - 好啊 - It's 500 a share. - Okay.
同意了？你不想听听细节？ Oh, yeah? Okay? You don't wanna know details?
不用不用 我不用 听着不错 No, no, no, I'm good. It sounds great.
你看看我们前三次的成绩 爸 爸 You can see in the first three playsDad, Dad.
看我们利润增加多快 that we've increased our profit.
这个不适合我 It's just not for me.
- 我看不懂 - 就是数学而已 - I just don't understand this. - It's just math.
什么你都说是数学 It's always just math.
就好比从一堆零钱里找出绝版的纪念币 It's like sorting through coins, looking for buffalo nickels,
因为你算过概率 because you had calculated there was,
呃 七卷硬币里面就会有一枚 大概 what, one in every seven rolls or something?
对啊 我们挣了六百块 Yeah. We made $600.
我们每个周末都在挑硬币 挑了两个月 我才十二岁 We sorted through coins every weekend for a month. I was 12.
多有趣啊 It was fun.
一起练练抛接橄榄球多好 It would have been nice to just throw the football or something.
呃 我 Look, I'm...
嘿 道格 Hey, Doug?
道格 波特家说谷仓跳闸了 要你去看看 Doug, the Porters lost power in their barn and they want you to come take a look.
好的 我马上过去 All right. I'll be right there.
好 我得走了 好吧 Okay. I gotta go.Okay. Yup.
我要入伙 爷爷 I'll be in your business, Pop Pop.
- 你会不会画商标？ - 简单 - How are you at logos? - Good.
好 过来给爷爷秀一秀 Well, come here and show Pop Pop.
过来 Here.
给你纸 Let me give you some paper.
来看看你的本事 And you show me what you can do
给爷爷的公司画个商标 about drawing a logo for Pop Pop's business.
笔芯出来是按这个钮 If you wanna get that going, push your button.
就这儿 按它 Right there. Push the button.
- 比尔？ - 嘿 杰瑞 嘿 玛姬 - Bill? - Hey, Jerry. Hey, Marge.
嘿 Hi.
嘿 如果还像上次 Hey, uh, if we're gonna do this again,
我要收微波炉的使用费 I'm gonna need to charge you for using the microwave.
这次押四万 We are betting 40,000.
你们是卖白粉的？ You guys drug dealers?
哪里 我们是专业彩票玩家 No. We're professional lottery players.
好像没这个职业 I don't think that's a thing.
现在有了 It is now.
听着 我倒是想看看你一直站那儿操作机器 Listen, as much as I'd like to see if you can stand behind that thing
会不会扭到腰 for that long without breaking a hip,
下班前你也不够时间打那么多彩票 there's no way you can buy that many tickets before closing time.
你能不能晚点关门？ Can you stay open later?
哦 恐怕不行 Oh, I'm afraid not.
我的婚姻焦头烂额 I'm undergoing some marital trauma at the moment.
好吧 说实话 Oh.Well, truth be told,
今晚是跟几个哥儿们喝酒庆祝 tonight is a drinking celebration with my buddies.
其实就在外面停车场 Now, admittedly we do it out there, in the parking lot,
可是 呃 商店里不能有顾客 but, uh, I just can't have customers in here.
会违反法律义务 It's a liability.
好吧 Well...
如果我们不是顾客呢？ What if we weren't customers?
不懂你们在说啥 I have no idea what you're talking about.
如果我们是合伙人呢？ What if we were partners?
比尔 谨向你推荐GS投资策略股份有限公司 Bill, I'd like to introduce you to GS Investment Strategies.
我入股 可以吗？ I'm in. Can I be in?
这样我就成股东了 你们想不想入股？包在我身上 So I'm a shareholder, and I could totally get you guys in if you want.
天上真能掉馅饼 只要数字足够大 So, it's a WinFall, so when the numbers...
是这样 你成了投资人 这么说吧 你有几百块闲钱 Okay, you're an investor... Okay, let's say you've got several hundred dollars.
然后这些彩票开奖 如果没有人中大奖 你就赚了 Then there is these lottery numbers. If they don't hit, you win.
加入不？带钱没？ You in? You got any money?
应该是打完了 I believe we are done.
嘿 我又找了两个股东 Hey, I got two more shareholders.
这会儿赶回爸妈家里偷钱 他肯定行 One of them's got to rob his parents' house real quick, but he's definitely in.
还剩五百多张彩票 好 That's 500 more tickets.Yup.
太好了 All right.
想不想抽一口爽的？ You want a bong hit real quick?
- 不懂你说啥 - 玛姬？ - I don't know what that is. - Marge?
- 谢了 不用 - 好吧 - No thanks, Bill. - All right.
锄头铲子 汽车旅馆
下一个幸运数字是46… Our next number is 46...
还有24… Number 24...
今晚最后一个幸运数字是23. And our very last number for today is number 23.
重复一次 幸运数字是05 21 39 46 24 23… So, one more time, those numbers are 05, 21, 39, 46, 24, 23...
好了 清爽了 Okay, here we go.
不用他们家的破洞枕头套 No more cigarette burns, huh?Yeah.
好吧 Well...
不如我们灌点这里的汽车旅馆美味咖啡 I guess we fire up some of that delicious motel coffee
就开工吧 and get started.
其实早上再忙也不急 Or it could wait till morning.
明天？ Tomorrow?
彩票？ The lottery?
波士顿环球报新闻室 马萨诸塞州
彩票赢家点击率很高 Lottery winners get a lot of clicks.
我不管点击率 我管新闻 I don't do clicks. I do news.
没见这边裁了好些人？ Do you not see all these empty cubicles?
挖点料出来 Just poke around for something.
写个头条给我 Find me a headline that I can
放进焦点栏目 throw in the Spotlight section.
这老床垫多好 让我们都滚到中间了 Oh, nice thing about this mattress is, we both roll to the center.
我都不想起床 I don't think I can get out if I tried.
嗯 还有时间 Well, we have time.
搞什么？ What?What the heck?
嘿 嘿 来了 Hey, hey, all right, all right.
你找错房间了 Got the wrong room. Got the wrong room.
- 好消息 - 你是 - It came in! - What did?
彩票公司发来中奖单 我店里卖出的 The lottery sends a tally of all the winnings sold by the store.
馅饼彩票一共中了 $82 000. WinFall tickets won $82,000.
你总共卖出多少张？ And how many WinFall tickets did you sell at your store?
就你们买了 还有这六张 Just yours, plus six more.Yes!
我买的 不过都没中 To me. But those didn't win.
我们翻倍了 我们翻倍了 We doubled it.We doubled it.
我们翻倍了 We doubled it!
是史蒂夫 It's Steve.
嗨 史蒂夫 Hey, Steve.
嗨 杰瑞 Hey, Jerry.
我就是问问进展怎么样了 没别的意思 I was just checking to see how we did. Um, you know, curious.
我会发一份正式的股东信 给大家汇报 I will be sending out an official shareholder report.
呵 呵 当然 不过 Yeah, yeah, right, right, but you know...
他着急想知道 说不说？ He wants to know. What do you think?
嗯 我们翻倍了 Well, we doubled it.
我们翻倍了 We doubled it!
彩票兑奖中心
嘘… Shh.
赢钱漏洞
- 不可能吧？ - 我也不敢信 - This can't be real. - I didn't believe it either,
不过当时一边抽奖我一边做模拟计算 数字对得上 but I've been running simulations during the drawings, and it's right.
如果押一万以上 机会还更多些 If you bet at least 10 grand, the odds tilt towards the buyer.
- 去找你爸要点钱？ - 我才不去 - Can you get money from your dad? - I'm not asking him for shit.
为啥不？他都捐了一栋楼 这点钱还拿不出 Why not? His name is on a building. I think he can afford it.
这是我自己的事 Because this is mine.
- 那你有一万吗？ - 没 - Do you have 10 grand? - No.
我有办法 I have a dorm.
好了 来片披萨 Okay, that is one slice of pizza
每人一片 谢谢 per person. One slice. Thank you.
嘿 愿意入伙的才能拿披萨 Hey, only take a piece if you contributed to the fund.
你们一进哈佛就听到 "为了将来" The first thing you learn at Harvard is that you're here for your future.
对吧？ Right?
不久就明白了 Second thing you learn...
这都是瞎扯 Is that's all bullshit.
哪有什么将来 There is no future.
只有当下才是你的关键 There is just now waiting for you to take it.
我找到一个彩票的漏洞 I found a flaw in the lottery.
嗯 每次保证能赢 Okay? A way to beat the game every time
因为彩票公司没人知道我在做什么 because nobody at the lottery figured out what I did.
但是这个机会 只有下注足够大才管用 But it only works if you can bet big.
所以 赶紧告诉你们家里 说要收实验费 要买书 So, tell your parents that you have new lab fees, or need books,
甚至得了性病 or got an STD.
怎么都行 因为如果这事儿做成了 我们就是传奇 Whatever it takes, because if we pull this off, then we are legends!
还有 每人要填三百张彩票 Also, I'm gonna need you all to fill out about 300 lottery slips,
才能保证不重复 so we don't bet duplicates.
给 这是你的 Here you go. That's for you.
谢谢 Thank you.
你不填？ You're not filling any out?
不 我管理 No. I'm in charge.
好 说说看 你想改造它？ Okay, talk to me. So you wanna renovate it?
是 股东们都凑钱了 Yup. All the shareholders are chipping in.
我们要把爵士音乐节再搞起来 We're bringing back the jazz festival.
最好的音乐 就是你能参与的音乐 The best music is the music you make up as you go along.
唉 可惜Prince已经不在了 Ah, I'm just sad we couldn't have had it when Prince was around.
他在也不愿来 霍华 He wouldn't have come, Howard.
说不定哦 We'll never know.
你们确信要把钱花这儿？ You guys are sure this is what you wanna do with your money?
不想换个投资？ You don't wanna invest it somewhere?
我们已经投资了呀 We are investing it somewhere.
好吧 All right.
我来搭把手 好的 I'll give you a hand.All right.
道格 放在最上面 好 好的 Doug, put it on top there.Yup. All right.
谢谢 Thank you.
哇 Wow.
为什么要留下？ Why do you keep all these?
税务审计 The IRS.
万一我们被抽查 When we get audited,
要保留这些输掉的彩票作凭证 we'll need a paper trail of all the losing tickets we bought.
你觉得会被抽查？ Think you're gonna get audited?
哦 是 Oh, yeah.
老天 Jesus.
嗯 你们一伙儿雇我翻修舞台 半年的活 You know, your group hired me to fix the amphitheater. Six-month job.
哦 不错啊 Oh. How about that?
是 真不错 Yeah, how about that?
嗯 你想不想也凑一份？ Well, you may wanna consider chipping in on that.
什么？ What?
嗯 你有一股 Well, you have a share.
从最开始就有 You did, from the start.
爸 Dad...
你不用这样 You didn't have to do that.
哦 当年要不是为了陪你 我才懒得去筛硬币 Oh, I didn't wanna count nickels without you.
我跟你说 多蒂的书店搞得真好 I'm telling you, Dottie has done such a great job with this bookstore.
是 知道吗 里昂也在翻新酒店 Yeah. You know, Leon is renovating the hotel.
霍华德帮他谈了个优惠 没收佣金 Howard got him a deal on it, but his commission is that
不过他跟谢莉可以随时去享受泡澡 he and Shirley get to use the hot tub whenever they want.
里昂会后悔的 Leon will regret that.
你完全正确 You are not kidding.
- 哈喽 大家好 - 哦 你好 - Hello, hello, everybody.- Oh, hey!
好 好 别客气 All right. Well, go ahead...
来 都坐下 Go on, sit on down.
嗯 Well...
首先 我可以说我们干得真牛逼 Look, first off, I can say that we're doing pretty darn well.
哈哈… Yes.
是 不过你们读过股东汇报信 应该都知道了 Yeah. But you probably already know that by reading your shareholder report...
我的打不开 I can't get mine to open.
哦 你有Word软件吗？ Oh, do you have Word?
我有Windows 应该吧 I have Windows, I think.
我帮你打一份 谢莉 I'll print you one, Shirley.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thank you.
怎么说 Anyhoo...
大家应该想得到 As you might have imagined it,
我们应该把大部分的资本用来押注彩票 we're gonna use the majority of our capital for betting.
是 Yeah.
但还是会有分红 But there are dividends that you can access.
对 我听说很多人都希望爵士音乐节再搞起来 Right. So, I know a lot of people would like to see the jazz festival come back.
还有 法兰克的送邮车也该换辆有门的了 And, Old Frank can sure use a mail truck he doesn't fall out of.
呃 下面讲讲获利比例 我们 Uh, so, now on to the profit ratios. We...
- 是 拉吉？ - 这里没吃的吗？ - Yes, Raj? - Is there not food at this thing?
没有 没有 这是个股东会 不是派对 No. No. This is a shareholder meeting. It's not a party.
那干嘛六点开会 晚餐时间 Then why did you have it at 00, when we all eat?
好吧 谁想去餐厅就去呗 但是 Well, you're welcome to all go to the diner, but...
你们就听不到盈利数字了 No, then you're not gonna learn about the numbers.
嗯 下一步怎么做？ So, what's the next play?
三十一万两千张彩票 312,000 tickets.
- 等于六十万美金 - 是 - That's $600,000. - Yeah.
我们一次就博六十万？ We're betting half a million in one play?
哦 钱不是问题 Oh, the money is the easy part.
真的？对 Is it?Yeah.
要用四天来打彩票 It'll take four days of betting,
两台机器一起 每天十二小时 two machines, 12 hours a day.
那为啥不按普通数量买？ Then why don't you just bet the normal amount?
数学 Math.
牛顿定律 It's Newton's law.
作用力和反作用力 If you push against something, it's gonna push back.
我们发现了漏洞 And we discovered a flaw.
钻了它空子 于是就导入了一个新的变量 But by using it, we've introduced a variable that changes it.
不知道这样玩它还能玩多久 And we don't know how long this game is gonna last.
所以要趁机会还在 尽量多押 Then we need to make as much money as we can, while we can.
音乐节搞起来 翻新搞起来 赶在反作用力之前 Get the festival going, and finish rebuilding before it pushes back.
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
我订了第二台彩票机 I ordered a second machine from the lottery,
但他们说一个店只能有一台 but they said you're only allowed one per location,
我就说 "我有新店啊" so I was like, "Well, what if I have a second store?"
他们又说 这是同一个地址 我就说 我填错了 They're like, "What's the address?" I was like, "Uh-oh. There's my mistake."
所以我哥们 达瑞 就登场了 And that's where my buddy, Darryl, comes in.
嗯 我们要分他一股 不过 机器搞来了 And, uh, we're gonna give him an extra share, but here you are.
可以二十四小时连续打印 还有甜点任吃 You can print out 24 hours a day, plus unlimited pie.
看看这篇 Look at this.
这是啥？ What's this?
一个管法务的线人给的 From my source at the AG's office.
彩票公司需要披露 Now, the lottery has to disclose players who claim more than 50 grand,
每年中奖5万超过五次者 five times a year.
有些赢家是枪手 Sometimes the winners are fronts, you know,
替人领奖 比如替欠抚养费的 替通缉犯 cashing tickets for people who owe child support, or have a warrant,
瞧瞧这家伙 每三周一次赢得很大 but look at this guy. Wins big every three weeks.
住在密歇根 退休工人 Lives in Michigan. A retired factory worker.
没有犯罪记录 No criminal record.
赢这么大？是 He's won this much?Yeah.
谁会开车十小时 跨州买彩票 每个月？ Who drives 10 hours every month to play the lottery in a different state?
- 是 完全不合理 - 对 - Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. - Right.
废物 Loser!
那女人来抢劫的？ Did that woman just rob you?
是我老婆 That's my wife.
嗯 她气场很足 Well, she certainly seems spirited.
对 她是个火药桶 Yeah, she's a spitfire.
她生气是因为我刚申请离婚 No, she's just pissed off 'cause I filed for divorce,
她说要痛宰我一笔 and she didn't ever think I'd be able to afford it.
- 花钱送神也值得 - 是 - Looks like money well spent. - Yeah.
爱情魔力早没了 Steely Dan停止巡演那会儿 Kind of lost the magic ever since Steely Dan stopped touring.
其实 You know...
我该找个你那样的 I need to find someone like you.
- 不过要年轻点 - 是 你真会说话 - Only younger. - Yeah, that started off great.
不是这意思 我是说找个好生养 No, I mean, you know, just someone that's still fertile.
还能怀上孩子的 And their womb can have babies.
你这情商真不行 You're not good at this.
哦 是不行 你能帮帮我吗？ Oh, I'm really not. Can you help me?
好吧 我妈妈常说 Well, my mother used to say,
"多亲几个青蛙 当你找到王子 "Kiss a few frogs, then when you find your prince,
"你会发觉还不如青蛙 因为它们会逗你笑 " "you'll realize that the frogs are better, 'cause they make you laugh."
那你逗我笑了 算不算？ Does laughing at you count?
比尔 找个新青蛙 Bill, you need a new frog.
需要换个新青蛙 I need a new frog.
五万美金 $50,000.
欢迎来到当下 各位婊 Welcome to the now, bitches.
我们会大桶捞钱 We are going to make a shitload of money,
但是需要时间 but it's going to take time,
还有汗水 还有激情 好吧 and sweat, and passion, okay?
所以 每个人填两叠彩票 So, everybody fill out two stacks of slips.
未来三周填好两万五千张彩票 We need to get 25,000 in in the next three weeks.
怎么了？ Something wrong?
有另一个团体 There's another group.
什么？ What?
回报率应该更高 The payout should have been bigger.
唯一解释就是另外有个团体分吃了奖金池 The only thing that makes sense is another group eating into the pot,
所以我就挨个查网点销售 so I checked sales at every store.
- 那个是公开信息？ - 不是 我黑进了州彩票公司系统 - That's public information? - No, I hacked the state lottery.
不错 Nice.
不对 那是我的笔记本电脑 Wait. That's my laptop.
是 待会你要销毁硬盘 Yeah. You should destroy your hard drive after this.
- 鸟人 - 无所谓 找到了 - Dude. - Whatever. It worked.
看看桑德兰的奖金 就两个店 Look at the winnings in Sunderland, from only two locations.
两个店 这个奖金量 彩票得要整个星期才打得出 Two locations. They'd have to buy tickets for a week to get those kind of numbers.
他们应该正在打 They're there right now.
嘿 今晚我提早结束了 Hey. I finished early tonight.
着什么急？ What's the rush?
你以为我忘记计划纪念日了 是吧？ You didn't think I'd forget our anniversary, did you?
- 噢 你把它藏在冷柜里 - 呵 是的 - Oh, you just got that out of the cooler. - Well, yeah.
早上我特意把它藏在后面 没人动它 But I hid it behind the Yoo-hoo this morning so that nobody would get it.
这声音表示酒没坏 You know it's good when it does that.
漂亮的塑料杯 Beautiful plastic china.
给 Here you go.
希望再陪你四十六年 Here's to 46 more years.
干杯 Cheers.
记得我还欠你个舞会 I think I still owe you a prom night.
我十六岁那会儿腿脚要好些 This was easier when I was 16.
你现在比那会还好看 You're even more beautiful now.
你在说酒话 That's the out-of-date champagne talking.
是 他老卖过期的酒 Yeah, he really shouldn't be selling that.
这会儿不用怕老师来了 No teacher to pull us apart.
你们就是另一伙儿？ You guys are the other group?
噢 切 我们还以为是个犯罪团伙呢 Oh, man. We thought it was gonna be, like, a crime syndicate or something. Phew.
我不懂你们说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
抱歉 我们太没礼貌了 我是泰勒 这是埃里克 Sorry, we are being super rude. I'm Tyler, this is Eric.
我们在哈佛搞了个彩票俱乐部 We run a betting club at Harvard.
我们叫"随机产业" We're called Random Industries,
借用我那块滑板的公司名字 which is also the name of my skateboard brand.
就说嘛 我算出还有其他人在玩 Well, I figured there'd be somebody else.
我也是 不过 完全没想到是你们 瞧瞧 像是《飞屋环游记》 Me, too, but I mean, I didn't expect this. Look at you guys. It's like Up.
来杯香槟？ Would you like a glass of champagne?
不用 我只喝药酒加红牛（野格炸弹） 不过谢了 No, I only drink Jager and Red Bull. But thank you.
好吧 年轻就是好 Oh, well, at least you'll never have to worry about being our age.
听着 我们这样同时玩 只能彼此伤害 Look, we're really only hurting each other by playing at the same time,
我有个更好的方案 so here's a better offer.
你们加入我们集团 资本都转移过来 You join my group, add your capital to our pot,
我们来负责押注 and we'll handle all the betting.
嗯 我不太确定 Well, I don't know.
我们自己应付得来 We kind of like to do our own thing.
什么？ What?
你们不用操心就能分红 You'll get a cut without having to do anything.
我有一群操作员 你们甚至不用离开躺椅 I have an army of bettors. You won't even have to leave your rocking chairs.
我们没关系 We're good.
这是赚钱 你们喜欢钱 对吧？ This is about making money. You like money, right?
呵 还有其他爱好 Well, not as much as I like other things.
噢 老天 Oh, my God.
呃 听着 如果没啥事儿了 这是我们的结婚纪念日 Uh, now, look, if you two don't mind, this is our anniversary.
你们干扰了这小酒馆的浪漫情调 And you are killing the ambience of our liquor store.
送你们点红牛吧 路上提神 You're welcome to take a Red Bull for the road.
或者拿箱果汁？ Or maybe a juice box.
你们数学不错 You're good at math.
这本事种田够用了 不过在哈佛 I'm sure that helps out on the farm, but at Harvard,
我们学过"二项分布" we learn a little something called binomial distribution.
研究一下吧 Look it up.
然后就明白为什么自己填彩票概率更好 Then you'll see why your odds are better when you fill out your own slips.
不用谢 You're welcome.
二项分布只考虑两个变量 Binomial distribution only considers two factors.
没考虑第三点 人为失误 或者第四 Not a third, which is human error, or a fourth,
填写彩票耗用的时间 which is the time it takes for you to fill in the tickets.
然后每十万奖金你确实能多挣32块 You gain a whooping 32 bucks for every $100,000 you win.
不用谢 You're welcome.
- 真的？ - 闭嘴 - Seriously? - Shut up!
怎么了？ What?
我就说舞会想要热闹 少不得几个愣头青 I guess it wouldn't be a prom without dumb teenagers.
让我们完成进度 That reminds me of where we left off.
房子归我？ So I get the house?
是 什么都归你 Yes. You get everything.
比尔只拿他在GS投资策略的股份 Bill just wants to keep his share of GS Strategies.
随便了 房子归我 Whatever. I got the house.
好了 坎尼斯 祝好运 Well, good luck to you, Candace.
我们至少还好过几年 后来才屎的 You know, we had a few good years there before it all turned to shit.
希望你找到你的青蛙 And I hope you find your frog.
嘿 那个GI是什么鬼？ Hey, what is GS whatever?
噢 只是我参股的一个小公司 Oh, yeah. That's a little company I'm a part of.
呃 我们每个月都赢彩票 Uh, we win the lottery every month.
回头见 See you around.
我想重开雪糕店 I'd love to re-open the ice cream shop.
好 现在你可以租下来 租金1.19美金一年 Well, now you can lease it for $1.19 a year.
我们的复兴基金承担差价 And the Downtown fund will cover the rest.
- 1.19美金？ - 嗯 - $1.19? - Mmm-hmm.
哦 相当于欧元 说来话长 Oh, it's a euro. It's a complicated story.
杰瑞知道详情 Jerry can explain it to you.
妈呀 吗呀 Boy, oh, boy.
- 我买了辆Corvette - 是 我认得 - I just bought a Corvette. - Yeah, I can see that.
下周你想不想遛遛它？我要去游轮旅行 在墨西哥 You want to take it for a ride next week? I'm going on a cruise to Me-hi-co.
哦 哦 我可能都坐不进去 Oh, no, I don't think I can get into it.
好吧 老家伙 别后悔 All right, old man, suit yourself.
有另一伙人 There's another group.
- 不会吧 - 有 - No. - Yep.
几个哈佛小子也算出来了 Some kids from Harvard figured it out.
嗯 不爽 Well, that sucks.
我们应该没事 We should be okay.
我们还继续给大家赢钱搞重建 搞爵士音乐节 We're still winning enough for people to rebuild and get the jazz fest going.
我们得保证可以玩下去 We just have to stay in the game.
- 一定会 - 唔 你说得轻巧 - And we will. - Well, that's easy for you to say.
你没打过彩票 连站五天 You're not standing at a machine for five days straight.
我说过要替你 I said I would take a shift.
不用 还好 No, no. That's okay.
是 你们也喜欢这样 对吧？ Yeah, because you guys like it, right?
- 是 我们喜欢 - 耶 你们喜欢 你们喜欢 - Yeah, we do. - Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
你几天不用上班太好了 So glad you got the day off.
这比上班还累啊 Well, it doesn't feel like I did.
这么久你们怎么撑下来的？ How did you guys do this for weeks?
对我们来说这算探险 Because it's an adventure.
得了吧 这哪里叫探险 Oh, no, this is not an adventure.
手都刮伤了 这客栈里还全是妓女毒贩 It's getting paper cuts in a motel filled with prostitutes and drug dealers.
噢 Oh.
好了 多恩 你歇着吧 Well, Dawn, you don't have to do it.
哦 不是 我没事 真没事 Oh, no, no, I want to. I do.
我是说 我平时都没时间陪陪你们 I mean, I never get to spend time with you guys, and, you know...
感觉窝在这破客栈里 收拾这些废票 Feeling trapped in a gross hotel, filling bins with losing tickets
这体验都能怀念一辈子了 is just a memory I will never ever forget.
Oops. 这张可不是废票 Oops. This one's a winner.
哦 你搞错了 好吧 我停手了 我停手 Oh, you missed it.Okay. I'm done. I'm done.
嘿 几时才能去兑奖？ Hey, when's the part where you get to turn in all the winners?
- 让我来吧 - 嗯 那才好玩呢 - Because I will do that. - Well, that is fun.
我们得重复检查一遍 We're gonna have to double check all the...
这店里有酒吧不？ Is there a bar at this motel?
州彩票总部 波士顿 马萨诸塞州
格拉佐先生？ Mr. Grazio?
玛雅.佐敦 波士顿环球报的 Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.
有些问题我想请教一下 关于馅饼彩票 I had some questions about the WinFall game.
呃 公关部是 米兰妮霍金斯负责 Well, Melanie Hawkins handles our publicity.
不过我们这个彩票在本州很成功 But the game has been a huge success for the state.
不止是本州 Not just for the state.
你有没有留意 密歇根州一个玩家每月赢走上百万？ Are you aware there's a player in Michigan winning millions every month?
我们筹来大笔款项资助学校 也没见谁来报道 We raise a lot of money for schools, but nobody does an article about that.
然后某退休老人走运了 居然来了个焦点新闻大记者？ Some retiree gets lucky and they send a Spotlight reporter?
我可没说他是退休老人 I didn't say he was a retiree.
好吧 你得知道 这是彩票 Yeah, well, you know, it's a lottery.
有输有赢 算不上新闻 People win. So, wouldn't call it news.
我有个会 I have a meeting.
打扰了 Thanks for your time.
- 早 里昂 - 早 杰瑞 - Morning, Leon. - Morning, Jerry.
给你新煮了咖啡 法式焙烘 Made you a fresh pot. French roast.
哇 上档次了 Wow. You're getting fancy.
嘿 杰瑞 Hey, Jerry.
说是你在这儿 They said I'd find you here.
你想干嘛？ What do you want?
很快说完 This won't take long.
我们不加入贵集团 We're not joining your group.
不需要加入 I don't want you to.
我也不需要你们的资本了 I don't really need your capital anymore.
我只要你退出 I just need you out of the game.
- 你玩完了 - 什么？ - So, you're out. - What?
瞧 你算数还行 算人就太差了 See, you're not really as good at calculating people as you are numbers.
根本没想过吧 我这样的人会不择手段 So you haven't really run the math on what somebody like me would do to win.
都有什么手段呢？ And what would you do?
你没见过我的马仔有多聪明 Set an army of the smartest kids you've ever met against you
别让我们对你发狠 and everyone you play with.
我们黑进州彩票系统 找得到你们 We hacked into the state lottery to find where you were betting.
难道就黑不进你们账户？ You don't think that we can hack into your accounts?
还有信用记录 还有个人信息？ Your credit? Your identity?
一点不难 我说 It won't be hard. I mean...
你们连防火墙都不懂吧？ Most of them think a firewall is something in their chimney, so...
你为什么要这么干？ Why are you doing this?
这只是数学 不伤感情 It's just math. Nothing personal.
听着 你们还不错 Look, you had a good run.
给乡亲们挣了钱 You made some cash for Mayberry.
到此为止了 But it's over.
颐养天年吧 Enjoy your golden years.
嘿 这次要待几天？ Hey, so how many days do you think we'll need?
不去了 None.
我们退出了 We're out of the game.
杰瑞 Jerry!
好吧 呃 Okay. Uh.
咳 咳 Oh, boy. Well, uh...
很抱歉通知大家 由于出现新的变量 I'm sad to report that, due to some new variables in the game...
我们只得停止博彩了 We're going to have to stop playing.
我很抱歉 I am sorry.
你真打算让几个装逼大学生抢走自己的心血？ So, you're really going to let some college smartass take all this away from you?
相比于收益 他们要是搞破坏 风险太重了 The odds that he might do something outweigh the benefits...
已经不是数学了 上升到人格了 It's not about the math. It's about being human.
知道不 爸 我 You know, Dad, I...
我见你一辈子劳劳碌碌 I've watched you spend so much of your life
却总是被忽略 被排挤 just being overlooked and pushed around.
没人知道你有多厉害 Nobody knew what you could do.
没人在乎 Nobody cared.
好不容易你抓住机会 你还带着我们一起 And then you finally took your shot, and you brought us all with you.
你知道自己的成就不？你让这个小镇有了信心 You know what you did? You made our little town feel big.
为了这个他们聚在里面 That's why they're all in there.
为了这个我才过来 That's why I was in there.
他会没事的 He'll be okay.
知道为啥我不爱钓鱼？ You know why I don't like to fish?
不知道 No.
最后一次钓鱼 我带着他 The last time that I went, I took him with me.
那会儿他十六七吧 He was 16, 17.
我在看浮标 And I started calculating how fast the bobber was moving
开始计算水流的速度 so I can figure out the speed of the current.
然后听见他问 "你怎么看 爸？" And then I hear him ask me, "What do you think, Dad?"
那会儿我才意识到 And it was at that moment that I realized
他说的是当时喜欢的姑娘 he was talking about a girl that he liked.
而 哦 And...Oh.
我居然没听见 I had no idea.
你看 真是 You know, it's...
我的数学脑从来都不是天赐的礼物 反而是个圈套 It's never been a gift. It's been a trick.
大脑告诉我 Your brain tells you
别人看不见 我看得见 that you see what other's don't,
结果 我反而错过更多 but in the end, you're just seeing less.
今晚我走路回家吧 I think I'll walk home tonight.
来吧 伙计们 来把大的 这次只有我们玩 搞把大的 All right, guys, it's gonna be a big one. It's all of us now, so make it count.
走 走 走 Go, go, go.
本周又有下滚 Roll down's this weekend.
我知道 I know.
我只是想做正确的事 I'm just trying to do the right thing.
噢 你一直都做得对 我就爱你这一点 Oh, you always do. I love that about you.
也就这一点让全镇人都信任你去博 And that's why everyone in town trusts you to take a chance.
可是我从来没见过你 The one thing I have never seen you do
遇到问题不找方案就放弃 is give up on a problem before you find a solution.
你说什么？ What do you mean?
好吧 你计算了泰勒的威胁 还有彩票的价值 Well, you've calculated Tyler's threat, and the value of the game,
可是二项分布没考虑第三个因子 but binomial distribution doesn't consider the third factor.
那就是 只要我跟你在一起 我们就不怕冲动 That as long as you and I have each other, we are not afraid to be stupid.
你真不是好惹的 You're batshit crazy.
那是史蒂夫 Oh, there's Steve.
我们去马萨诸塞州 We're heading to Massachusetts.
哈哈 我看见了 去怼他们 伙计 Ha-ha! I see you! Go get 'em, boy!
我去成为人类了
记得喂猫
爸爸
哇 耶 我们大干一场 玛姬 击个掌 Whoa! Yeah, let's do this! Marge! Give me five.
杰瑞 你是个猛人 碰一下 Jerry! You're a madman. Pound me.
没人分饼了 不会就赚这么点吧？ I thought it was supposed to be more without the split.
- 有没有其他中奖的？ - 有 这一个 桑德兰 - Did you check for other claims? - Yes. There was one.
- 哪里？ - 桑德兰 - Where? - Sunderland.
狗屎 Shit!
他看穿我们了 好吧 接受事实吧 He called your bluff, okay? There's nothing we can do but accept it.
只要有下滚 他就会参与 If there's a roll down, he's going to play.
- 除非我们制造下滚 - 什么？ - Unless we create the roll down. - What?
需要好几周才出现下滚 对吧？ It takes weeks for a roll down, right?
我是说 馅饼彩票每天收入大概十万 I mean, WinFall takes in 100 grand a day,
要攒到两百万 下滚就会出现了 and then when it hits two million, we know a roll down is coming in,
然后大家就纷纷下注 本杰明巴顿也会上车 and everybody starts betting, and Benjamin Button gets in his truck.
但是如果我们制造一个下滚 没人会预计到 我们就全拿了 But if we create a roll down when nobody expects it, we take it all.
就把其他玩家挤走 We squeeze the other players out.
我们黑进系统 追踪彩票池 We use our hack to track the pot,
等开奖前它达到一百万 we wait for it to hit a million before a drawing,
此时我们一天内押上一百万 于是 我们掌控局面 and then we bet a million in one day. I mean, we own the game.
上哪儿找一百万？ And where do we get $1 million?
从过往记录可见 模式成立 As you can see by our returns, it works.
若有更多资本 我们就能掌控局面 And with more capital, we can control the game.
你爸加入了吗？ Is your dad in on this?
没 他 嗯 No. He... Um...
以为你在学习？ Thinks you're going to college?
他以为我在专心学习 准备考律师 像他那样 He thinks I'm studying to be a lawyer, like him.
不过我查过 他可从来没有一晚上挣到一百万 But last time I checked, my father never made $1 million in a night.
我们有十四小时完成计划 We have 14 hours to pull this off.
去到各个点 彩票打完才能撤 Get to your location and don't leave until you print all your tickets.
有些点会抵触 不愿整天打印 一定要坚持 Some locations might push back on printing all day, but do not let them.
顾客是上帝 They work for us.
开工 Let's ride.
好 Yes!
耶 Yeah.
嘿 万一有人中了大奖 Hey. What happens if somebody wins the jackpot
我们那一百万怎么办？ and we lose $1 million?
你说不止是输掉学费 退学？ Beyond dropping out of school because I blew my entire tuition?
我觉得某个投资人可能真会杀人 I think one of those investors might actually kill me.
- 你行吗？ - 我还好 - You all right? - Yeah, I got it.
哦 好 Oh. Okay.
钥匙在我这儿 I got the key.
怎么了？ What the heck?
嘿 Hey!
我们错过了 We missed it!
什么 有人中了六个数？ What, someone actually hit all six numbers?
不是 不是 已经下滚了 No. No. It rolled down.
不是吧 不可能 才第二周 No, that's impossible. It's only the second week.
下滚从来没有早过第三周 It never rolls down before three.
昨晚就下滚了 我们错过了 It rolled down last night, and we missed it.
是哈佛团伙他们自己触发的 The Harvard group triggered it on their own.
他们怎么知道该押多少？ How would they know how much to bet?
彩票奖金池没有公布 The lottery doesn't post the amount...
嗯 他们知道 Well, they knew.
杰瑞？ Jerry?
你去哪儿 杰瑞？ Where are you going, Jerry?
杰瑞 Jerry!
咱都上新闻了 彩票公司根本就没预料到 It's on the freakin' news. The lottery didn't even see it coming.
太经典了 This is so epic.
嘿 杰瑞 Hey, Jerry.
怎么了 你专程开上拖拉机 What, did you come ridin' in on your tractor
过来给我喝彩吗？ to come give me a whoopin'?
相信我 真想祝贺你 Believe me, I wanted to.
内心还是有点佩服 Part of me still does.
不过路上开过来这么久 But then on the long drive here,
那点佩服就 呼 飘走了 well, most of that just, poof, went away.
我也明白了 其实对你不生气 And I realized that I wasn't really angry at you.
只是失望了 I'm disappointed.
哦 你对我失望了？ Aw, you're disappointed in me?
不 不是对你失望 你不值一提 No, not you. You're insignificant.
不是 是我居然让一个自私的小屁孩扰乱了情绪 No, I was disappointed that I let a selfish kid like you get to me. Huh.
我数学一贯很好 I was always good with math,
只是花了好长时间才搞清楚怎么看人 but it took a long time for me to figure people out.
嗯 说说看 你搞清楚了什么？ So, tell us, Jerry, what did you figure out?
答案从来不是数字 That the solution isn't numbers.
你以为我玩彩票 是因为别无所有 You told me that I was playing the lottery because I had nothing else.
其实你不愿分享彩票池的原因 才是别无所有 But the reason you won't share the pot is because you have nothing else.
你认为成为房间里最聪明的家伙就是一切 You think being the smartest guy in the room is all that matters.
实际上是这间房最重要 But it turns out it's this room that matters.
所有这些聪明的年轻人帮你致富 All these bright, young people helping you get rich.
你怎么回报他们？ How are you helping them?
你还没计算过这一点吧？嗯？ Guess you haven't run the math out on that, huh?
无所谓了 我的拖拉机还等着呢 Anyway...my tractor's running.
祝你们好运 I wish you all the best of luck.
怎么了？继续对数 What? Just get back to counting.
如果哈佛团伙触发下滚 他们就掌控了局面 If the Harvard team can trigger a roll down, they run the game.
那我们也自己触发下滚吧 So we trigger our own roll down.
是啊 我们的钱也够 Yeah, we have enough cash.
- 不 - 为什么？ - No. - Why?
因为这对普通玩家不公平 Because it's not fair to the regular players.
他说得对 我们不是这样的人 He's right. It's not who we are.
但是就触手可及啊 But we're so close.
你看 商业恢复了 爵士音乐节也快了 I mean, downtown is back, the jazz fest is coming.
再多赢点 就真能请人来表演了 If we keep winning, we could actually hire somebody to play there.
一定要请Steely Dan. You should get Steely Dan.
多好的主意 我们该请Steely Dan. That is an amazing idea. We should get Steely Dan.
我们玩不了 所以赢不了 We can't win if we can't play.
太不爽了 Well, this just sucks.
彩票公司都没说啥 几个小屁孩就难住我们了？ The lottery isn't stopping us, but a bunch of college kids are?
- 呵 这个观点很重要 - 什么观点 我可没发表观点 - Huh, that's a good point. - What is? I wasn't making a point.
彩票公司为啥没阻止他们？ Why isn't the lottery stopping them?
因为他们不在乎 It's because they don't care.
哦 Oh.
这也许就是我们的答案 That could be our answer.
很高兴见到我们的忠实玩家 塞尔比先生太太 Always happy to meet with our loyal players, Mr. and Mrs. Selbee.
哦 叫杰瑞和玛姬就好 Oh, please. "Jerry and Marge" is fine.
有何指教？ What can we help you with?
有这么个事 So here's the thing.
几年前 州彩票一直赔钱 The state lottery was losing money a few years ago,
而且几乎没人中大奖 and hardly anybody was winning the jackpot,
然后"大百万"就抢了你们生意 so Mega Millions ate your lunch.
然后"馅饼"推出 改变了一切 Then along comes WinFall, and all that changes.
你们挣了几百万 You folks made millions,
后来你们发现有个漏洞 before you realized there was a flaw in the math.
也许一开始有点吓人 You probably panicked at first,
因为如果大家都知道了 because you knew that once everybody saw it,
游戏就会崩溃 that the game would collapse.
只不过他们没看到 Except they didn't see it.
只有我和一帮哈佛小子看到了 Only me and a few kids from Harvard.
这意味着我们百万百万地投钱 Which meant that we were pushing millions into the game,
带旺游戏 带来滚滚的利润 and, boy, sent your profits through the roof.
突然间 你们的漏洞 变成了天上掉的馅饼 So, all of a sudden, your mistake became your windfall.
这句词我想的 I gave him that line.
是 她想的 真是个好梗 Yeah, she sure did, and it's a dandy.
那么 你们到底想要什么？ So, what exactly do you want?
透明度 Transparency.
我们希望在网站公开奖金池 We'd like the website to show the size of the jackpot.
防止任何团体制造下滚 That prevents any group from forcing a roll down.
这样对每个玩家都公平 Makes it fair for anybody who plays.
同时我们希望在桑德兰小酒馆放两台彩票机 And we would like two machines at the Liquor Hut in Sunderland.
好让我们在一起 So we can be together.
这是我们的晚年时光 These are our golden years.
我们会着手办理 We'll take care of it.
是 我们很快还会再投一次 Yeah, we'll be making another play soon.
真是太好了 是 回头再聊 That's great to hear.Yeah. Talk soon.
他想带其他人来投资 He's wants to bring in other partners from the firm.
伙计 我们以后都不用找工作了 Dude, we might not ever need a real job.
- 他们公开了彩票池 - 什么？ - They posted the jackpot. - What?
彩票公司更新了网站 可以线上跟踪彩票池金额 The lottery changed the website. You can track the jackpot online.
我们没法操纵下滚了 We can't roll it down anymore.
狗屎 狗屎 Shit. Shit.
好吧 我们打倒这家伙 All right, let's break this guy.
他想找麻烦 那就给他 He wants a war? We'll give him one.
- 来点小吃？ - 哦 不用 - You want some nachos? - Uh, no.
好吧 我来一点 Yeah, I'll try some.
呃 还是不用了 You know, I'm good.
人都在哪儿？不是该买彩票了么？ Where is everyone? We're supposed to be betting.
伙计 玩完了 没人愿再来了 Dude, it's over. Nobody wants to do it anymore.
什么？为什么？我们一直赢呢 What? Why? We're winning.
不 我们成了混蛋 No. We're assholes.
他们没得啥好处 你赚得多 And that doesn't work for anybody but you.
随便了 我自己来 Fine. I'll do it on my own.
好期待啊 It's gonna be insane.
简直了 Crazy.
早说过我们会 I told you we should have...
- 买脆饼没？ - 买了 - Did you get the pretzels? - Yeah.
你的邮件 谢谢 This just came for you.Thank you.
哦 终于 Oh. Finally.
工资？ Paycheck?
那点工资谁看得上 Like I'd get excited about that.
不是 是州彩票公司的数据 No. State lottery commission.
他们不愿发言 They don't want to talk to me,
但奖金超过六万的赢家必须披露 but anybody that wins above 60,000 is in the public record.
只需要提出申请 You just have to submit a request.
我申请了 查询过往六个月的记录 Which I did, for every drawing in the last six months.
杰瑞塞尔比 每三周一次 Gerald Selbee, every three weeks.
泰勒朗福德 Tyler Langford.
同期兑奖 Same drawings.
还有一个？ There's another one.
泰勒朗福德 泰勒朗福德 Tyler Langford. Tyler Langford.
好 泰勒朗福德 看见你了 Okay, Tyler Langford, I see you.
这是我花过最棒的一欧元 Best euro I've ever spent.
- 谢谢 拉吉 - 谢谢你 - Thanks, Raj. - Thank you.
好啦 姑娘 Okay, girl.
去 Darn!
再试一次 宝贝 Try one more time, sweetheart.
学袋鼠跳 Like a kangaroo.
- 嘿 帮我拿10密耳的 - 好 - Hey, would you hand me a 10 mil? - Yeah.
十毫 Ten mil.
给 谢谢 Here you go.Thank you.
你都不给自己买辆新车？ You won't even buy yourself a new truck?
不用 这辆还行 Nah. This one works.
行不？ Does it?
有时不太行 不过就喜欢它这点 Not all the time. But I think that's why I like it.
唔 Hmm.
知道不？ You know what?
我倒是买了这个 I did buy this.
以前跟你筛硬币 是难得我懂它 I counted nickels with you because it was something I understood.
我不懂还有更好的事可以陪你做 I didn't know a better way to spend time with you.
虽然我很想 I just knew that I wanted to.
这个你会玩不？ You know how it works?
好吧 猜想需要转动它 创造第三运动轴 Well, I assume you create spin, which gives it a third axis,
利用风力抵消部分重力 so that the wind can offset the gravity.
对 正确 就这样 Yeah, that's it. Just like that.
来检验一下理论？ Wanna test that theory?
好吧 All right.
- 手指握住缝线 - 好 - Fingers on the laces. - Yeah.
- 哦 好吧 - 不错 - Oh, well. - Not bad.
- 我会搞清楚的 - 知道你会 - I'll work it out. - I know you will.
- 哦 是这样子 - 塞尔比先生？ - Oh, that's it. - Mr. Selbee?
玛雅.佐敦 波士顿环球报的 Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.
我想请教一些关于GS投资策略的问题 I'd like to ask you some questions about GS Investment Strategies.
是你跟太太在汽车旅馆房间里数彩票 总共十一天？ So, you and your wife count tickets in a hotel room for 11 days?
嗯 Yup.
工作量这么大 That's so much work.
唔 Mmm.
这不算辛苦了 It doesn't seem like work.
我辛苦了一辈子 I've worked all my life.
这个不一样 This is different.
很不一样 This is very different.
文章发了没？ You send it in yet?
他们帮助到整个小镇 They helped their entire town.
重点不是彩票漏洞 The flaw isn't the story.
呃 你不能去吹捧他们 Well, this can't be a puff piece.
我要的是头条 I need a headline.
啊 Ah.
呵 干好这一把 我们就可以收手了 well, we do well on this one, we won't need the game anymore.
知道不 我在想 You know, I was thinking,
如果小镇复兴基金继续运行 if we're going to have a fund for the town,
管理基金会是我们的全职工作 managing it, it's gonna be a full-time job.
嗯… Well...
嘿 有没有想过在镇上搞个办公室 像Steve那样 Hey, you think we can get one of those offices downtown, like Steve's?
怎么了？ What?
我已经把他隔壁盘下来了 I already got us one right next to his.
真的？是 You did? Yes!
而且 他的跑车就占了我们一个停车位 In fact, his Corvette is actually in one of our parking spots.
好吧 得让他知道 Well, we'll have to take care of that.
- 怎么了？ - 他们在搬彩票机 - What? - They're moving out the WinFall machine.
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, hey! Hey. Hey!
嗨 比尔 比尔 这是怎么了？ Hey. Bill! Bill, what happened?
彩票公司停了我们的牌照 The lottery suspended our license.
- 为什么？ - 你没看这篇报道？ - Why? - You didn't see the article?
馅饼…
馅饼只砸少数人
- 嘿 伙计 功课怎么样了？ - 呃 爸 - Hey, buddy. How's school? - Uh, Dad.
- 你怎么来了？- 你出名了 - What are you doing here? - You're famous.
干得不错 天才 Great move, genius.
走吧 收拾一下 给我回家 Let's go. Pack up your stuff. You're coming home.
现在 Now.
这个高额投注团伙发现一个彩票漏洞 The high-volume betting groups discovered a flaw in the game
并且利用它赚了上百万奖金 and took advantage of it, to the tune of millions of dollars.
彩票公司对此表示震惊 Lottery officials expressed their surprise at the discovery
同时宣布今晚开奖后 将终止这款游戏 and announced they will phase out the game after tonight's drawing.
下一条新闻是 Moving on to our next...
今晚最后一次下滚 还能押把大的 The last roll down was today. You could've gotten your final win.
是 不过就算我们找到彩票机 Yes. But even if we found a place to bet,
感觉也变味了 it wouldn't have felt the same.
对你爸 这不止是游戏 It was more than just a game to him.
而是他的天赋终于可以关联到别人 He finally got to use his gift to connect to people.
杰瑞 Jerry!
怎么了？ What?
股东今晚召集会议 The shareholders are having a meeting tonight
问你能不能参加一下 and were wondering if you could stop by.
他们郁闷不？ Are they upset?
如果你不去 If I told you that, you wouldn't come.
我已经在股东信里面解释过了 I tried to answer all their questions in the newsletter.
我感觉他们都不懂怎么打开股东信 I don't think they know how to open the newsletter.
好吧 他们不用担心 Well, they don't have to worry about anything.
我们没有违法 We didn't break any laws.
- 我的天 这是爵士音乐节？ - 什么？ - Holy... It's jazz fest? - What?
杰瑞 玛姬 Jerry! Marge!
耶 Yeah!
过来 Come on!
大伙儿等着呢 Let's do this!
耶 好 来 Yeah! Okay, right?
杰和玛 Jer and Marge!
别兴奋 最后一把错过了 How did you... We missed the final play.
没 没错过 Oh, no, we did not.
嗯 每个人占领了一个店 全州铺开 Yeah, everybody took a store, Dad. All across the state.
我们包了辆大巴 We had a bus and everything.
什么 噢 What?Oh.
你们不用这么拼 You didn't have to do that.
你们一直为大家去拼 为啥我们不可以 You did it for us. Why wouldn't we do it for you?
别担心 对奖工作是留给你们俩的 And don't worry, we left you two the counting part.
嗨 拉吉 Hey, Raj!
我可以帮手 呃 不过我不会 I would help, but, uh, I can't count.
- 你会的 - 我会 只是不喜欢 - Yes, you can. - I can count. I just don't like to count.
我们镇可不只是一篇新闻稿 杰瑞 是我们所有人 This town isn't just a newspaper article, Jerry. It's all of us.
你让小镇起死回生了 And you brought this town back from the dead
别人都做不到 是你相信我们不止是数字 when nobody else could, because you don't think we're just numbers.
别 别 No. No.
我们是一家 You're family.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
请以热烈掌声 欢迎Tori Kelly please put your hands together for Tori Kelly!
满天星光闪着我想你 Stars shining bright Above you
悠悠凉风唤着我爱你 Night breezes seem To whisper "I love you..."
跳舞吗？ Shall we?
悬铃木上鸟儿歌唱 Birds singing in the Sycamore tree
这就是爵士音乐节 It is jazz fest.
愿你今晚梦见我 Dream a little dream of me
晚安 晚安 亲吻我 Say nighty-night And kiss me
我只要你抱紧我 跟我说说你想我 Just hold me tight And tell me you'll miss me
在我最孤独忧伤的时候 While I'm alone and blue As can be
愿你今晚梦见我 Dream a little dream of me
星光淡去可我不愿走 心肝 Stars fading But I linger on, dear...
- 嘿 史蒂夫 - 嘿 罗达 - Hey, Steve. - Hey, Rhoda.
嘿 我正在帮你定制美食 信仰 爱情之旅 Hey, you know, I've been working on that Eat, Pray, Lovetrip for you.
给你搞到不少折扣 I got some great rates.
噢 真棒 谢谢你 Ooh. That's exciting. Thank you.Yeah.
呵呵 不用谢 Yeah, sure.
呃 想不想跳舞？ Um, do you want to dance?
噢 是 你想不想？ Um, yeah. I mean, do you?
想啊 所有才来问你 Yes. That's why I asked.
对 这才符合逻辑 是 Right. That does make sense.Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
不论你的梦飞到哪里 But in your dreams Whatever they be
愿你今晚梦见我 Dream a little dream Of me...
你是不是还惦记着去数彩票？ How badly do you want to go and just count all those tickets?
嗯 Mmm.
我用尽洪荒之力才压住这点冲动 It's taking everything in me not to do it right now.
- 以后会想它的 - 是啊 - I'm going to miss it. - Yeah, yeah.
我也会 Me, too.
其实我还想中个大奖来着 哪怕就一次 I kinda wish we'd won the jackpot. Just once.
我倒是老早就中了大奖 I won the jackpot before we ever started.
星光淡去可我不愿走 心肝 Stars fading But I linger on, dear
还在盼着你的吻 Still craving your kiss...
杰瑞和玛姬解散了我们的彩票团体 Jerry and Marge dissolved our betting group
因为馅饼彩票终止了 when the WinFall game was phased out.
他们的大部分奖金成立了一个建设贷款基金 They used most of their lottery winnings to start a construction loan business
帮助伊瓦镇 for the town of Evart.
也跟邻居朋友们一样 Like many of their friends and neighbors,
全力资助下一代完成学业 they also put their children and grandchildren through school.
我自己开了家高档男士美容店 I myself invested in a very luxurious man cave.
杰瑞终于想通了要换车 Jerry did finally give in and buy himself a new truck,
换了部落地不久的二手车 which was actually slightly used,
因为他算过这样性价比最高 because he calculated that was a smarter purchase.
哪怕他赢的奖金 And he would know.
总额超过两千七百万美金 His lottery calculation won a grand total of $27 million.
走 数彩票去 Okay, let's go count.
愿你今晚梦见我 Dream a little dream of me
他赢了多少？ He made how much?