Wow... 康奈尔大学 1998年
康奈尔大学 1998年 万圣节前夜
Looking good... 看起来不错...
Oh, yeah, nice to see you. 哦 很高兴见到你
Hey...
That dress needs dry-cleaning. 那件衣服需要干洗
- Here you go. - Thank you kindly, Monica. - 给你 - 非常感谢 莫妮卡
Monica, Monica? Oh shit, Hillary! 莫妮卡 莫妮卡? 妈的 希拉里!
Okay... 好吧...
- Hi, Bill. - Oh hey Snowwhite. - 嗨 比尔 - 嘿 白雪公主
Where's 11B? 11B号房在哪?
Bingo! 到了!
What did you say that thing was? 你是怎么说的来着?
It's time for a little action. 是时候拿出点行动来了
Monica... It's Bill. 莫妮卡...我是比尔
I've got some dictation for you, Monica. 我有事情要向你坦白 莫妮卡
I've got a big secret for you, Baby. 我有一个重大的秘密要告诉你 宝贝
How did you get up here so soon? 你怎么这么早就上来了?
Monica. 莫妮卡?
Oh my eyes!. I can't see! 哦 我的眼睛! 我看不见了!
Who let you in!? 谁让你进来的!?
What happened... Where's Monica? What happened to Monica? 发生什么事了...莫妮卡呢? 莫妮卡怎么了?
- How did you get in here? - She told me where the key was. - 你怎么进来的? - 她告诉了我钥匙放哪
- I can't see. - Did she say it was ok to dry-hump her roommate? - 我看不到了 - 她跟你说可以上她的室友了吗?
She said, you would be in the library cause you were a geek... 她说你会呆在图书馆的 因为你是个怪人...
I am not a geek!. God! 我才不是怪人! 天哪!
My God. What was that, mace? 我的上帝啊 那是什么 胡椒喷雾?
"Eternity", by Calvin Klein. 是Calvin Klein的"永恒"香水
I gotta be so careful who I get into bed with from now on. 从现在起我一定得当心 是和谁一起倒床上了
It would be a big adjustment for you, wouldn't it? 那对你来说可是不小的改变的啊 不是么?
God! 上帝啊!
I do that every time. 每次都这样
I've invented a solution for that. Seriously. 我发明了一个解决方法 真的
It is something that goes around the coffee cup, so you don't burn your hand. 是围在咖啡杯外面的一种东西 这样就不会烫到手了
I'm gonna call it "The Coffee Collar". Brilliant idea. 我准备叫它 "咖啡领" 好主意!
I know all about you. I know you whole wrap. 我太了解你了 什么秘密都知道
- You do? - Yeah. You're a senior... - 是吗? - 对 你大四...
who prays on freshmen. You've slept with half my floor. 专挑大一的学生下手 你已经和我们半层楼的人睡过了
- Well, half your floor was female. - What ever. - 嗯 你那只有半层楼是女的 - 随你说吧
And you once met Bono, which I suspect is total bullshit. 你还见过波诺一次(U2乐队主唱) 我怀疑那全是胡扯
No, it's true. He signed my CD. 不 是真的 他在我的CD上签了名
It's upstairs in my room with my... 就在楼上我房间里 和...
"Coffee Collar", if you wanna see it. "咖啡领"摆在一起 如果你想看的话
- Are you hitting on me? - No. I'm going of your look. - 你在挑逗我吗? - 不 我是因为你的表情这么做的
- My look... - Yeah, doggybull look. - 我的表情... - 对 一脸小狗的可怜相
- Are you calling me a dog? - No, it's a theory I have. - 你说我是狗? - 不 这是我的一个理论
- Oh, Casanova has a theory. - Yeah. When a girl - 哦 花花公子还有理论 - 是的 当一个女孩
is attracted to a guy, she has a look. It's her tell, like poker. 被一个男生所吸引时 她会有一种表情 这会泄露她的秘密 就像打扑克时
It's the same look a dog gets, right before you put down the bowl. 就跟你把碗放下之前 小狗脸上的那种表情一模一样
- You're offensive. And you're crazy. - No, I'm honest. - 你太无礼了! 而且你绝对是疯了 - 不 我只是很坦诚
I believe honesty is the best policy. 我相信坦诚是最好的方法
Alright... You want me to be honest with you? 好吧... 想让我对你坦诚?
- Sure. - I'm majoring in fine art. - 当然 - 我主修美术
- Right. - I'm studying the golden proportions - 嗯 - 正在学习人类面部的黄金比例
of the human face. And you're nose is bent and 你的鼻子太弯了
and it drips down at the bottom. A feature that is excentuated 而且下面还形成水滴状 这形状...
by the thinness of your upperlip. And your eyes, 被你薄薄的上唇衬得更为夸张 还有你的眼睛
are too far apart, but they have to be 它们分得太远了
to accominate that bent nose. And I feel sorry for you, 不过也没办法 为了缓和那个弯鼻子嘛 还有我为你感到难过
that you have to validate yourself through insatiable-meningless-ego-sport-sex, 你只能通过无止境的毫无意义的 自我炫耀的完全当作运动般的性爱来证明自己
with insecure girls like my roommate. 这种性爱 会使我室友这样的女孩感到不安全
I... Would never have sex with someone... Like you. 我...是永远不会和...你这样的人做爱的
Hey come here! 嘿别走!
That was amazing. 真是令人惊叹
- What was? - The honesty. - 什么令人惊叹? - 你的坦诚
That was better than sex without the... The crying. 那比没有...哭哭啼啼的性爱还要美好
- Actually it did feel pretty good. - Yeah, no one's ever - 事实上确实感觉不错 - 对啊 还从来没有人
been that honest with me before. - It's called a friend. - 对我那么坦诚过 - 这就叫朋友
I'm Tom, by the way. 顺便说句 我叫汤姆
- Hannah. - Hannah? That's a pal韓drome. - 汉娜 - 汉娜? 那是个对称词(Hannah)
Well, good night. 好了 晚安
Good night. 晚安
- Your hands, Clammy... - Well, I can see that you're knocked out. - 你的手 又湿又冷... - 哦 我能看出来你已经被电昏了
Tom, is that you? Can I see your Bono-autograph? 汤姆 是你吗 我能看看你的波诺签名吗?
She's all yours, friend. 都是你的了 朋友
Monica, get some sleep. 莫妮卡 睡会儿吧
MADE OF HONOR 片名: 新郎不是我
Subs by: Bentover87(translated and corrected from portugese) Sync: NaNNa
10年后
What time is it? 几点了?
I'm late. 我迟到了
What are you doing tonight? 你今天晚上做什么?
I don't do "back to backs". 我不干"重回旧地"这种事
- Isn't that what we were doing last night? - No, that was something different. - 我们昨天不就做了吗?(背对背体位) - 不 不是一回事
"Back to Backs" is seeing each other two nights in a row. You know I don't do that. "重回旧地" 是指连续约会两晚 你知道我不会这么做的
- Couldn't you just break one of your stupid rules? - No. - 你那愚蠢的规矩就不能破次例吗? - 不
- For me. - I'm sorry, but I don't break the rules. - 为了我 - 对不起 不过我不会破坏规则的
I have a rule about that. 对那个我也有规则
See you next week. 下周见
Thanks. 谢谢
- Excuse me. - Sorry. - 对不起 - 抱歉
Can I get a grande drip, and a decaff, 能给我一大杯滴式 脱咖啡因 (滴式:冲煮的方式)
triple grande, non-fat, extra hot, stirred milk como lafietta. 三份量浓咖啡 加脱脂奶 烫一点的拿铁咖啡
With whip cream, extra caramel. 加打泡奶油 多加糖浆
Fill that 70% of the way. Thank you. 装七分满吧 谢谢
Here, let me put a "Coffee- Collar" on that. 来 帮你加个 "咖啡领"
- Thank you. - I hear that the guy that invented that - 谢谢 - 我听说发明这个的那家伙
gets a dime for each one used. - You're kidding. - 有一个人用他就会拿到一角钱 - 你在开玩笑吧
I am not. That could add up. 我没有 加起来不少呢
I think I picked up yours by accident. Sorry about that. 我想我不小心拿错了你的 真抱歉
- That's alright. Thank you. - Any time. - 没关系 谢谢 - 不客气
Byebye. 再见
Gloria. 歌莉娅
Morning. 早上好
Good morning, Hannah. 早上好 汉娜
Coffee, the way you like it. 咖啡 你喜欢的
Perfect timing. I just finished working on his balls. 来得正巧 我刚弄完他的睾丸
That's eh... Yeah! So I made a reservation. 那个... 啊! 我订了位子
- So what rule is this? - No "back to backs". - 这是什么规则来着? - 不 "旧地重游"
Isn't that the same as the "no more than once a week"-rule? 那不是和"一周不超过两次"的规则一样吗?
No, the "no more than once a week"-rule works monday to fridays. 不 "一周不超过两次那条"是周一到周五适用的
So theoretically you could have a sunday night and monday whithout breaking it. 那么理论上说 你跟一个人从周日晚开始 再度过周一一天 也不破坏这规矩了
Exactly, you got it. 没错 你说对了
Here we go. Hey, good morning. - 来了 - 嘿 早上好
Can I get the steamed buns 我想要蒸馍
the scallaped steamed ducklings and the vegetarian and shrimp steamed... 干贝蒸饺 和一些蒸的蔬菜和虾...
- Thank you. - For what? - 谢谢 - 谢什么?
You know how much I love the fried stuff. You look after me. 你知道我多喜欢那些油炸的东西 你在照顾我
Excelent. So, what did you say? 太棒了 那你怎么说的?
- She was hurt, but you know... - But you where honest, right? - 她有点难过 但你知道... - 但是你很坦诚 是不是?
What? I was. I am. Always! 什么? 当然了 我一直很坦诚!
I know you are, but it's just shocking to see how you use it as a shield. 我知道 但是看着你如何把它当 防护罩来用真的很让人吃惊
Maybe I should lie. Be more like Dennis Philips, 也许我该撒撒谎 多学学 丹尼斯·菲利普斯
and say what ever it takes to get a woman into bed. - No, do not be like Dennis Philips. - 说尽一切好话骗女人上床 - 不 不要学丹尼斯·菲利普斯
- He's so gross. - He only hit on you once. - 他太粗线条了 - 他就追了你一次
At my fathers funeral! 在我父亲的葬礼上!
Okay, so he's not known for his sensitivity. 好吧 看来他不是因为敏感而出名的
Oh, God. Anyways... 哦 上帝 总之...
- What? - Nothing. - 怎么? - 没什么
I know that "nothing". It's not nothing, it's something. 我知道那个"没什么"不是没什么 肯定是有什么
- "Anyway"...? - Anyway we both know, - "总之"...? - 总之我们都知道
you don't need to lie to get a woman into bed. 你根本用不着靠撒谎骗女人上床
Gloria. 歌莉娅
I don't wanna lose that. Can I keep that? Thank you. 我不想把它弄丢了 我能留着吗? 谢谢
See there's another rule too. The 24 hour-rule. 你看 还有一条规则 24小时规则
I can't call her for another 24 hours. 接下来的24小时我不能给她打电话
Cause then it appears that I'm too desperate. 因为那样的话就会显得我渴望得到她
You know, Dan sent me another letter? 你知道吗 丹又给我寄了一封信?
Asking you to move to Canada and marry him again? 叫你搬到加拿大去再和他结一次婚?
- A slice of apple-crum pie? - No, we did that last time. - 来一块碎苹果派? - 不 上次我们吃过了
- You guys broke up like a year ago. - 19 months. - 你们好像都分手1年了 - 19个月
- You're counting? - No! He is... It was in the letter. - 你还数? - 不! 他... 信里写着呢
Lemon butter cream cup? 柠檬黄油奶油杯?
Not feeling the cream cup today. 今天不想吃奶油杯
- Cranberry orange muffin? - Hannah, come on. You're losing it. - 蔓越莓香橙松饼? - 汉娜 加油 你越来越不行了
- I know, I know... Okay. - Think about it. - 我知道 我知道...好吧 - 好好想想
- Come on. You're disappointing. - I got it, I got it... - 加把劲 真令人失望 - 我想到了 我想到了...
- Yeah! - Wait, I so have it... - 说! - 等等 这个绝对没错...
Cream cheese soral brownie. 奶油干酪大豆核仁巧克力饼
You're so good! 你太棒了!
What do you think of this? I think we should get this. 这个怎么样? 我觉得我们应该买这个
Tom, I am not going to another one of your fathers weddings. 汤姆 我不会去参加你父亲的又一次婚礼的
Thank you. Hannah? Please? 谢谢 汉娜 求你了?
Take one of the girls you've been rubbing up against. 带一个你最近正在约会的女孩去吧
"No weddings or family events". "不谈婚礼或家庭事件"
That's right. I forgot that rule. 对了 我把那条规矩忘了
- It gives the wrong impression. - It does. - 那会给别人错误印象的 - 确实
- Is this made with real alligator? - Yes, baby-alligator. - 这是真鳄鱼做的吗? - 是的 小鳄鱼
- You should be ashamed of yourself. - Look at you. - 你该为自己感到羞耻 - 看看你
Hello there... And who would you be? 你好啊... 你是谁啊?
I love you. Yes I do. I love you. 我爱你 是的 我爱你
You're so pretty. Yes you are. You're beatiful. Yes you are. Your beatiful face... 你真漂亮 是的 你很美 你的脸多漂亮...
I love you, love you, love you. 我爱你我爱你我爱你
You should try saying that to a human sometime. 你该试着偶尔对着人说那句话
What? A human? 什么? 人?
To say it to a human?. 跟人说?
You're sweet. Love you. 你真可爱 我爱你!
Hannah, please. Come to the wedding. 汉娜 求你了 来参加婚礼吧
He gets married and I go. I go because he's my father and I care deeply for the man. 他结婚我参加 我去是因为他是我父亲 我很在乎这个男人
And everybody knows he doesn't love them, and they don't love him. 每个人都知道他不爱他们 他们也不爱他
It's pathetic, it breaks my heart. I don't know what to say. 这真可悲 让我心碎 我不知道该说什么
You know when someone's making a mistake and it's not your place to interfer, 你知道有些人犯的错 你是不能改变的
You simply say: "I'm happy you're happy". 你只要说"我很高兴你能幸福"
- I'm happy you're happy. - Yeah. - 我很高兴你能幸福 - 对
Okay. I'll do that. 好吧 我会这么说的
I promise you, this is the last time I'll ask you to come. 我向你保证 这是我最后一次求你来
And then I'll find somebody else to come to the next funeral. 下次葬礼我会另外找人的
Hannah, please. 汉娜 求你了
That's cute. 真可爱
- Last time. - Thank you. Thank you. - 最后一次 - 谢谢 谢谢
She gets the appartment in the city, and 30 grand a month. 她要城里的公寓 还有一个月三万美金
Right. Right, okay. 对 对 好的
You get the house in the Hamptons, she's asking for the appartment in the city, 你能留下汉普郡的房子 她要城里的公寓
and 30 grand a month. - Thirty? But... 还有一个月三万美金 - 三万? 但是...
Are you still negotiating a pre-nup? 你还在做婚前协商?
Now the party starts... My son is here! 现在派对才开始... 我儿子来了!
Dad, your getting married in 10 minutes. Dad, please, I can't breathe. 爸爸 你10分钟以后就要结婚了 爸爸 求你了 我都不能呼吸了
- Did you bring the lovely Hannah? - Yes, I did. - 你把可爱的汉娜带来了吗? - 带来了
You know, if you don't act on that pretty soon, you know what I'm gonna do? 如果你不赶快追那个美女 你知道我会做什么吗?
- No. - I'm gonna make her my number 6! - 不知道 - 我会让她成为我的第6任!
Seven... This is number 6. 第7... 今天这个是第6
- Yeah. - My God, you are pretty. - 对 - 我的上帝啊 你真英俊
Dad! 爸爸!
- I used to be that pretty once. - Dennis, look how pretty my boy is. - 我以前也这么英俊过 - 丹尼斯 看看我儿子多帅
Yeah, he's beatiful. They won't accept a minimum of 5 times a week. 对 他很美 他们不接受一周最少五次的要求
- She promised 5, I want 5. - What did she promise you, 5 times a week? - 她承诺过五次的 我就要五次 - 她承诺你什么 一周五次?
- 4 times? - Two! - 四次? - 两次!
No, no... We're not done yet. 不不不... 还没完呢
- She says 3, with a by-monthly BJ. - This is disturbing. - 她说三次 一个月一次口交 - 让人烦心
4 and make it weekly. 四次 那个每周一次
Wait, no... Driver go around the block. We are not even close... 等等 不... 司机开过街角去 离达成协议还远着呢...
What was that? 那是什么?
Come on. Come on, tell me. 继续 继续 告诉我
- Say what you gotta say. - I'm happy, If you're happy. - 说你想说的 - 我很开心 只要你能幸福
No, no... "You're too old for her dad". 不不... "爸你对她来说太老了"
"She doesn't love you, this is embarrasing". "她不爱你 这让人很尴尬 "
"You're gonna rack up your fifth divorce". "你肯定会离第五次婚"
- Sixth. - Sixth. - 第六次 - 第六次
- I'm happy, if you're happy. - Bullshit! - 我很开心 只要你能幸福 - 胡说八道!
Go for 4 if you excercise more. 四次可以 如果你多锻炼!
She says you can't gain any more weight. 她说你不能再长体重了
- Take it. Deal! - Deal. - 好 成交! - 成交
I told her I weigh 10 pounds more than I do. 我把自己的体重对她多说了十磅
- Ain't love grand? - Sign the both please. - 爱多伟大? - 请两份都签了
What's he signing now? His current pre-nup and his last divorce-papers. 他在签什么? 现在的婚前协议和上一份离婚协议
That's just great... 啊 真是精彩...
Your good. Thank you. 你们很棒 谢谢
- Cheers. - Cheers. - 干杯 - 干杯
- Did you tell your dad you love him? - I told him I cared for him. - 告诉你父亲你爱他了吗? - 我告诉他我很关心他
You can't even tell your father. 连对你父亲都说不出口
- I don't get that. - It's a "Guy thing". - 我不明白 - 这是"男人的方式"
No, it's a "Tom thing". 不 这是"汤姆的方式"
- You're an "I love you-slut". - Are you kidding me? - 你是个 "我爱你小姐" - 你在开玩笑吗?
You say it all the time. To everybody. 你一直都在说 对每个人
- Oh, this looks so good. - Yeah, it looks good doesn't it? - 哦 这个看起来很好吃 - 是啊 看起来不错 不是吗?
I should have ordered this. this look good. You always order better than I do. 我应该点这个的 这个好看 你总是点得比我好
It's lemon, right? It's good. I'm ordering that from now on. 是柠檬 对吧? 很好吃 从现在开始我要点这个了
- No, you won't. - Why? - 不 你不能 - 为什么?
I need you to order the chocolate cake so I can have some. 我需要你点巧克力蛋糕 这样我就能吃上一点了
- There's my "son"! - There you go... - 我"儿子"在那儿! - 你来了...
Oh, you're bad boy I'm gonna spank you. 哦 你是个坏男孩 我要打你的屁股
You know what I would like to say to you? Is that... 你知道我想跟你说什么吗? 我要说...
- I want you to listen to me, Tom. - Yeah. - 我要你听我说 汤姆 - 好的
If you need any advice... 如果你需要钱...
- or you need any advice... - Right. - 或需要任何建议... - 嗯
Or you got girl problems, I don't know... 或者有女人的麻烦 我不知道...
I need you to think of me how you would a real mother. 我要你想想我 把我当成一个真正的母亲
- Yeah that's excactly what I... - Look at this beauty, will you? - 对那正是我要... - 瞧瞧这位美人儿?
Hello, Sweety 你好 甜心
Drunk as the night I first met her. 喝得像我第一次见到她一样醉
- You are a bad influence on her. - Me? - 你对她的影响不好 - 我?
- Last shot? - Thanks. - 最后一杯 - 谢谢
- I'm stealing you away... - Last one... - 我要把你偷走... - 最后一杯...
- He does know that he can just date, right? - No, I don't think he does. - 他知道他只能约会 对吧? - 不 我不认为他知道
- To mothers. - To mothers. Cheers. - 敬母亲 - 敬母亲 干杯
Careful. 小心
Nice... 真好...
Oh God... 哦 上帝啊
Hide me! 挡着我!
- What? - It's my dads patient cordinator. - 怎么了? - 是我爸的患者协调员
Yeah, don't look, don't look... There... Don't look! 对 别看 别看别看... 就在那儿...别看!
She's obsessed with me. 她对我着迷
She's created a website called "allthingstom.org". 她创建了一个叫"有关汤姆的一切.org"的网站
- A Psychoblogger? - Yes. - 变态博客? - 是
Okay. Come on... Dance with me. 好了 过来... 跟我跳舞
- Watch yourself. - She's kind of cute. - 小心前面 - 她挺可爱的啊
- Oh stop it. - I'm serious... - 哦 够了 - 我说真的...
Keep going. 继续往前
Here. Right here. Hide me. back side, side. Go, go... 好了就这儿 挡着我 往后 旁边 旁边 走 走...
The last blog was a 2 page description of my face. 上一篇博客花了两页描述我的脸
See, she doesn't think my nose is too bent or my lips are too thin. 看到吧 她不认为我的鼻子太弯 或者嘴唇太薄
- Who said that? - You did. When we met. - 那是谁说的? - 你说的 我们刚见面的时候
- Well, I lied. - What? - 好吧 我说谎了 - 什么?
- I thought you were hot. - Really? - 我觉得你很帅 - 真的吗?
Well, you told me I looked like a dog. 不过你告诉我说我看起来像一只狗
That was just cause I was trying to sleep with you. 那是因为我想和你睡
Why haven't you since? 从那以后为什么没有了呢?
Well... I like having you in my life. 嗯... 因为我希望自己的生命里有你
- ... - Hi, Tom! - ... - 嗨 汤姆!
- Oh, hi! - Did you see the new blog? - 哦 嗨! - 你看我的新博文了吗?
No, we haven't. 不 我们还没
- Who's this? - This? This is my girlfriend. - 这是谁? - 这位? 她是我女朋友
Why didn't you tell me you were seeing someone? 你为什么不告诉我你在和别人约会?
Because I don't know you. 因为我不认识你
But we have a really, really open relationship... 不过我们的关系非常 非常开放...
- Really? - You know? I wanted to talk to you about that, - 真的? - 你知道吗? 我正想和你谈谈这个
- princess. - Princess? - 公主 - 公主?
I... I don't wanna be with anybody but you. 我... 我除了你之外 不想跟任何人在一起
I don't know if i'm really quite ready to make that commitment... 我不知道我是否真的做好准备 做出那样的承诺...
- Are you? - You know my rules... - 你想吗? - 你知道我的规矩...
- I'm bit of an emonitional retard. - Yeah... - 我情感反应有点迟缓 - 对...
I think I need to start a new blog now. 我想我现在需要新开一个博客
- That is so scary. - She's psychotic on top of P.. - 真可怕 - 她是最严重的精神病
Oh, this is not good. 哦 这样不好
- Saia da minha frente. - Ei! - 给我让开 - 噢!
Okay, good... She's gone. Perfect. Let's go. 好了... 她走了 太棒了 我们走
Good, come on. What? 好了 走啊 怎么了?
Do you remember that encestral home in scotland, 还记得我跟你说过的苏格兰那间老屋吗
with those amazing paintings I told you about? 里面有那些令人惊艳的画作?
- It's all I think about. - Stop it, Tom. - 我满脑子都是它 - 够了 汤姆
I finally got the board to sign of 我终于得到董事会的签署了
on making editions to a permanent collection. 他们同意做一个永久收藏版本
Really? 真的?
But they want me to go to Scotland for an aquisitionstrip. 不过他们希望我去苏格兰一趟 做最后确认
- When are you going? - A couple of days. - 什么时候走? - 过几天吧
- Couple of days? For how long? - Six weeks. - 过几天? 去多久? - 6周
That's a long time. 时间不短啊
- That's great. - You think? - 很棒 - 你这么想?
Yes, it's a great opportunity for you. 是啊 对你来说是个很好的机会
You're like the "museum maiden of the Met". 你就当是 "博物馆处女展"
It's got a good ring to it... 名堂叫得挺响...
- Thank you. - Congratulations. - 谢谢你 - 祝贺你
Six sundays. 六个星期天啊
- That is six sundays. - What am I gonna do without you? - 是六个星期天 - 没有你我该怎么办?
I can just imagine. 我能想像
- Yeah... - What are you doing? - 是啊... - 你要干什么?
- I'm gonna jump! - No, no. - 我要跳下去! - 不 不
- I'm gonna jump. - Jesus! - 我要跳 - 上帝啊!
Six sundays, how can I live without you? 六个星期天 没有你我该怎么过?
Can you not take anything seriously? 你能不能别对任何事都这么认真?
- Yeah, I can. - Get down. - 嗯 我可以啊 - 快下来
- Let's get you another drink. - I think I've had too many already. - 给你再来一杯吧 - 我想我已经喝多了
- Thanks for coming too the wedding. - It was a ball, - 谢谢你来参加婚礼 - 那是个舞会
- I can't wait for number seven. - It's coming up soon, I have a feeling. - 我已经等不及第七次了 - 很快就会来的 我感觉得出
We also ask at this time that you turn off all your electronic devices. 我们还需请您关掉所有的电子设备
Please leave your cellphones turned off for the duration of the flight. 飞行期间 请关闭手机
- I'm not gonna be able to play today, man. 我今天可能打不了了 兄弟 我的背
If we don't have a fourth, we are gonna end up playing with "Tiny-Shorts Guy". 如果没有第四个成员 今天我们就得跟"小短裤"一起玩了
- So? - Hey, how's it going? - 怎么样? - 嘿 还好吗?
- Need a nother? - No, our friend Paul, - 需要队友? - 不 我们的朋友鲍尔
- with longer shorts, is coming. - Right. - 穿着比较长的短裤的 马上就来了 - 好吧
No, Jenny signed him up for some art walk thing... 不 珍妮分配他去学什么艺术步了...
Art walk? Are you serious? Tell me something, 艺术步? 你说真的吗? 跟我说说这个
What do you think Jenny did with his balls when she cut them off? 你觉得珍妮把他的睾丸割下来以后 拿它们干什么了?
Come on, guys, marriage isn't that bad. 行了 兄弟们 婚姻没有那么糟糕
I agree. Without marriage there would be no divorce, 我同意 没有婚姻就不会有离婚
and without divorce I wouldn't have my condo in Aspen. 没有离婚我就得不到我在阿斯蓬的公寓 (Aspen:一座美式滑雪城)
Bingo. 对
- Good one. - What is he? - 接得好 - 他到底是什么?
I'm serious, man. Your missing out on the best parts of life. 我是认真的 兄弟 你在错过人生最美好的部分
- The most important part of life. - This coming from the guy who's wife - 人生最重要的部分 - 这话居然是从一个
won't let him own porn. He's gotta wank off 老婆不让他看黄片的男人嘴里说出来的
to the underwear section of the Sears catalougue. 他只能对着西尔斯百货 产品目录的内衣页手淫了
I thought we weren't gonna talk about that? 我以为我们不会讨论那些的?
What's the matter with you? You are single and you've been single, 你是怎么回事? 你现在单身 而且一直单身
ever since... What was her name? 从... 那女的叫什么来着?
- Sophmore year. - Plim... Pimpkin, Pimpkin, that's it. - 大二那年起 - 普里姆... 佩普金 佩普金 就是那个
Pimpkin dumped you for him. 从佩普金为了他甩了你开始
Sophmore year, you've never been the same you haven't been able to sleep. 大二 你就永远地变了 还睡不着觉
- Scarred... - Yeah. You have no idea, how nice it is - 满身伤痕... - 对 你不知道
to have someone who is gonna be there, no matter what, what ever. 有人一直守着你 无论发生什么都在你身边有多好
- Snaps to that. - And you don't know how nice it is - 嘘一个 - 你也不知道
to sleep with a different girl every night. 每天晚上和不同的女孩睡觉有多好
- That's true. - Nice revital. - 是实话 - 反驳得好
You got the best of both worlds, Tom. 你是双赢啊 汤姆
No, it's true. I can sleep with whoever I want, 不 是真的 我想和谁睡都可以
But I still get to hang out with Hannah afterwards. 但完事之后我还可以和汉娜一起出去
- Perfect setup. - Yeah, well maybe not for Hannah... - 完美组合 - 对 不过也许对汉娜来说不是...
- What's that supposed to mean? - Come on, Tom. She's a woman. - 那是什么意思? - 行了 汤姆 她是个女人
Yeah, I got that. 对 我知道啊
- You sure? - Yeah. - 你确定? - 对
Tom, she's pushing 30. You think her idea of 汤姆 她快三十岁了 你以为对她来说
"Happily ever after" is coming home to you "永远幸福" 就是指下班回到家里 到你身边
and hanging out after you got laid? 在你和别人做爱之后和你一起出去?
- Makes you think, right? - Yeah. - 发人深省 是吧? - 是
- Hallo? - Hey. - 你好? - 嘿
- Hi. - How's the weather in England? - 嗨 - 英格兰天气怎么样?
It's great. Only I'm in Scotland. 很棒 只是我在苏格兰
Right, right. So it's sunny? 对 对 所以 现在是大太阳了?
It's 3 in the morning. - Oh, right. Sorry. - 现在是凌晨3点 - 哦 对 抱歉 抱歉
- So it's dark. - Yeah. - 那天黑了 - 对
Have you seen the Loch Ness Monster? 你见到尼斯湖水怪了吗?
- I know, terrible joke... - Was there something important? - 我知道 很不好笑... - 有什么重要事吗?
Yeah. You'll never guess what happened. 对 你永远猜不到发生什么了
- What? - They filled in the pot hole. - 什么? - 他们把壶洞给填了 (壶洞:坏了一块的路面)
- The pot hole? - On 83rd. - 壶洞? - 在83街上的
- Terrific... Hey, Tom?. - Yeah? - 真糟... 嘿 汤姆? - 嗯?
- I'm gonna go back to sleep now. - Ok. Sure. - 我要继续睡觉了 - 好 当然
Love you. 爱你
Good night... Call me tomorrow. 晚安... 明天打给我
- This stuff's all old... - Yeah, that's the point. - 这些东西都是旧的... - 对 就是因为这样才来啊
- Let's go to Fendi... - Fendi? No. - 我们去Fendi专卖... - Fendi? 不
We're here, let's just stay here. 就在这儿 呆在这儿就好
I'm not into old stuff. 我不喜欢旧东西
Why do you talk like a six-year-old? 你为什么说话跟六岁小孩子一样?
I'm not. 我没有
The line is too long... 队太长了...
- Can't we just go somewhere else? - No. - 我们就不能去别的地方吗? - 不能
This is the best bakery in the world. That's why it's worth waiting in line. 这是全世界最好的糕点店 所以才值得排队等
Come on. We'll play a game. 来 我们玩个游戏
- Wanna play a game? - Yeah, I can play a game. - 想玩游戏? - 好啊 可以玩游戏
Okay. Good. 好 很好
- Tell me what to order. - Why? - 告诉我准备点什么 - 为什么?
You'll see. It will be fun. Make a suggestion. 你会知道的 这很好玩 提个建议
- A cookie. - No, you have to be specific, - 点一份饼干 - 不 必须要具体点
like what type of cookie... 比如说饼干的种类...
A really big cookie. 一个非常大的饼干
Tom, your phone's ringing... 汤姆 你的电话在响...
Hallo. Hallo? 你好 你好?
Hallo... 你好...
- What's wrong? - Just an important call. - 怎么了? - 是个很重要的电话
That's because you are an important person. 那是因为你是个很重要的人物
Wait! Hey... 等等! 嘿...
We will have... 我们要...
2 fried dumplings, 2 of the watons and 6 of the fried "pork-thingies". 2个炸饺 还有6个炸"猪蹄"
- Yeah. But that's fried. It's not healthy. - Oh, come on. Have some of the fried... - 啊 但那都是油炸食品 不健康 - 哦 来吧 吃点油炸的...
It won't hurt you. 不会伤害到你的
Thank you. 谢谢
Move, please!. 让开 拜托!
God. 上帝啊
This is unbelievable. 简直难以置信
- Hallo? - Hey, hallo? - 喂? - 嘿 喂?
- Hallo? - Hannah? - 喂? - 汉娜?
- Hallo? - Hey. - 喂? - 嘿
Tom? Tom is that you? 汤姆? 汤姆是你吗?
- Tom? - Hallo? - 汤姆? - 喂?
Hallo? You're cutting out, I can't hear anything you're saying. 喂? 你那信号不好 我什么都听不见
Tom? I'm stuck in a thunderstorm. 汤姆? 我被困在雷暴里了
I'm surrounded by a wall of calves. 我被一群小牛像围墙一样的围着
- I'll call you when I get to the hotel... - I can't hear you. - 我回旅馆以后打给你... - 我听不到你
Tom? 汤姆?
Hallo. 喂
Hallo! Hallo? 喂! 喂?
Hallo? 喂?
I hate Scotland. 我恨苏格兰
- Having a hard time? - We're having a hard time... - 有困难吗? - 我们搞不定了...
- Oh yeah? Wan't a hand? - Thank you, sir. - 是吗? 需要帮忙? - 谢谢你 先生
- Yeah. - We would love it. - 好的 - 我们很愿意
- You'd better sit down, sir. - ... - 你最好先坐下 先生 - ...
- Sit down. - Sit, sit, sit. - 坐下 - 坐 坐 坐
Here we go. 来
- Thank you. - No, no, thank you. - 谢谢你 - 谢谢你
- Thank you. - Have a good afternoon. - 谢谢 - 祝你们下午过得愉快
You were wonderful. 你太好了
- Desista enquanto pode. - Here we go. - 来啊 加尔 - 这儿
- Come on, Scott. - Let's go. - 来吧 斯考特 - 冲
What you got, Gar? What you got, Gar? What do you got? 来啊 加尔? 来啊 加尔? 来啊 加尔?
- Come on. - What do you got, Gary? - 来吧 - 来啊 加尔?
Foul! Foul, Tom! What the matter with you today? 犯规! 犯规了 汤姆! 你今天怎么回事?
Ahh... I think I might have feelings for Hannah. 啊... 我想也许我对汉娜有感情
Come on, come on... Let's just play. 来吧 来吧... 继续玩球
It's just... 只是...
Without her, somethings off, and it's got me thinking that maybe 她不在 好像少了什么 这让我想到也许
there's more to life than just sleeping around. 生活里除了和不同的人睡觉还有别的
- I don't understand... - I'm not following... - 我不明白... - 我没听懂...
Come on, let's just play. Come on. 行了 来玩吧 来吧
- I'll take it out. - I know exactly what you mean, Tom. - 我去出场发球 - 我完全明白你的意思 汤姆
Thanks. Here you go. 谢谢 接着
I'm gonna tell Hannah. When she gets home, 我要告诉汉娜 等她回来
I'm gonna tell her that i wanna be with her, not marriage, just be together. 我要告诉她我想和她在一起 不是结婚 只是在一起
Yeah, that's romantic... 啊 那够浪漫的...
>You have one unheard message< 您有一条未读取的信息
Hey, Tom. I'm back. God, I cannot wait to see you. 嘿 汤姆 我回来了 上帝啊 我简直等不及见你了
I don't care what you're doing tonight, cancel it. 我不管你今晚有什么安排 取消掉
We're going to dinner. 我们要一起吃晚餐
Meet me at that new trendy place, 我们在新潮流饭店见面
next to the small greek place we hated, that used to be the Thai-fusion place we loved. 就在那家我们讨厌的小希腊餐馆旁边 过去是我们喜欢的泰国餐馆的那家
Meet me there 8 o'clock, I have so much to tell you. 我们8点见 我有好多话要告诉你
- Hey, what have you got? - Hey Buddy. I'll find you something. - 嘿 有什么花? - 嘿兄弟 我给你找点合适的
Alright... 好...
Here's something. How many do you want? 这儿有 你想要多少?
- I'll take the yellow ones. - Good choice. Ten bucks. - 我要黄的那些 - 选得好啊 十块钱
- Here you go. - Thanks. - 给你 - 谢谢
- Have a good night. - I will. - 夜晚愉快 - 我会的
- Sorry, is she already here? - Over there. - 不好意思 她到了吗? - 在那儿
Yeah, thanks. 啊 谢谢
Oh, God! 哦 上帝啊!
- Tom, are you okay? - I'm alright. Are you alright? - 汤姆 你还好吗? - 我没事 你还好吗?
I think I have a broken rib. 我想我摔断了一根肋骨
- Your flowers, sir. - They're not mine! I'm fine, I'm okay!. - 你的花 先生 - 那不是我的! 我没事 我很好!
- I'm okay. - Are you okay? - 我没事 - 你怎么样?
- I'm so sorry. - You alright? - 真抱歉 - 你还好吗?
- Here are your flowers. - What, what... - 这是你的花 - 什么 什么...
- You had flowers? - They're not my flowers. - 你带花来了? - 那不是我的花
- They're your flowers. - I didn't have flowers. - 是你的花 - 我没有花
- Hi! It's so good to see you! - I've missed you. - 嗨! 见到你真好! - 我很想你
- Great. - Come here, there's someone I want you to meet. - 很好 - 过来 我想让你见一个人
Oh good. 哦 好啊
It started pouring and suddenly it was just me in a field of cows. 然后就开始下雨 突然之间 我就独自被围在了一群牛中间
And, of course we're in Europe so there's no street signs anywhere 当然 我们在欧洲 所以到处都没有路标
- and it's getting dark... - And then she thought she was in - 天越来越黑了... - 然后她就觉得她像是在
some bad whalewolf movie. "Stay off the moors, Lassie". 某个恐怖的狼人电影中 "离荒野远一些 莱西"
Anyway... all of the sudden, out of nowhere, Colin comes riding up on horseback. 总之... 突然之间 不知道从哪冒出来的 科林骑着马走了过来
- Can you believe it? A horse. - Oh... - 你能相信吗? 一匹马 - 噢...
He asked me if I needed any help. 他问我是否需要帮助
You were a "Lady in distress", what was I supposed to do? 你是个"受困的淑女" 我该怎么做?
It was right out of a Bront?novel. 就像是勃朗特的小说里写的一样
So anyway... He shows me to this charming little Inn, 后来.. 他带我去了那个迷人的小客栈
Were he procedes to buy me the most awful dinner I've ever had. 给我买了一顿有生以来最差劲的饭
It was pretty bad, even by scottish standards. 确实很差 就算是以苏格兰的标准来看
Then we just spend the next month travelling around the country, 接下来一个月我们一起周游了全国
getting to know each other, visiting museums... It was.. 互相了解 参观博物馆...那真是...
- Perfect! - Perfect! - 完美! - 完美!
So... When it was time for Hannah to leave, I just... ... 当汉娜要走的时候 我就...
I don't know, I just... Couldn't let her go. 我不知道 我只是... 不能让她离开
- So I got down on one knee... - And he proposed. And I accepted! - 于是我单膝跪地... - 他求婚了 我接受了!
- Wow! That's just... Huge, it's... - So the wedding's coming together very quickly. - 哇哦! 那个真是... 相当大 真是... - 婚礼很快就要进行了
- Sounds like it. - We're gonna be married in Scotland, - 听起来是很快 - 我们要在苏格兰结婚
- At Colin's parents summer home. - It's gonna be a pretty small thing. - 在科林父母的夏日度假山庄 - 婚礼不会办得很大
We can't expect too many people making the trip over sea, just for a night. 我们不能指望很多人坐飞机过海 就为了4号那一晚
- The Fourth? - Right. - 4号? - 对
- That's two weeks! - It's crazy, isn't it? - 那就剩两个星期了! - 这很疯狂 是吗?
- Have you ever been to Scotland, Tom? - You know, I haven't. - 你去过苏格兰吗 汤姆? - 嗯 没去过
- You should see the wee church we're gonna have. - It's the same one Colin's parent's were married in. - 你该去看看我们将宣誓的教堂 - 就是科林父母结婚的那家教堂
It's pretty spectacular, just a walk from my destillery. 很壮观 就在我的蒸馏厂旁边
- Destillery? - Colin's famliy owns the largest - 蒸馏厂? - 科林家拥有
whiskey destillery in Scotland. 苏格兰最大的威士忌蒸馏厂
Tom.. Look, If you're getting married I expect to be your "Best Man". 汤姆... 如果你要结婚 我想要做你的 "伴郎"
Tom... Will you be my "Maid of Honor"? 汤姆... 你愿意做我的"伴娘"吗?
Your "Maid of Honor"? 你的"伴娘"?
Sorry. 对不起
What is it with you, man? I didn't... 你怎么回事 啊? 我不是...
Excuse me... Excuse me! Did you see that? 什么意思... 什么意思! 看到了吗?
"Made of Honor"? "伴娘"?
That's fun stuff! But you're a guy! 这个有意思! 不过你是个男的!
Go ahead... Just get it out. 继续... 全说了吧
So, what did you say? 那你怎么说?
- Did you say yes? - No! - 答应了吗? - 不!
- No? - I didn't know what to say. I told her I'd think about it. - 你拒绝了? - 我不知道该怎么说 我跟她说会考虑
You need to think about wether your dress is gonna make your ass look big! 你还得想想你的礼服 能否再让你看起来不可一世
- Give me a break, come on! - Okay. Alright, let me think. - 让我歇歇吧 我说! - 好吧 好吧 让我想想
- Is she really in to this guy? - You should have seen them. - 她真的喜欢那男的吗? - 你该看看他们的样子
Staring at him all moony like he shits unicorns. 呆呆地望着他 好像他能拉出独角兽来
That's not good, man. I'm thinking you're gonna have to do this. 情况不妙啊 兄弟 我想你必须接下这件差事
You're gonna have to be the Maid of Honer. 你必须当她的伴娘
- What? - Yeah, I'm serious. Think about it, - 什么? - 对 我是认真的 想想看
this will give you an excuse to be around Hannah all the time. 这样你就有理由天天围在她身边
Helping her out, being "the man behind the curtain"... 帮她解决问题 像个"幕后策划"那样...
You'll be her confident. 你就是她的信心
And you can use that time to point out to Hannah that this is really crazy. 然后找时机告诉她这是件多么疯狂的举动
- And that she doesn't even know this guy at all! - No, I'm not gonna do that. No way. - 告诉她根本不了解这个男人! - 不 我不会这么做的 不可能
- What? - No. - 什么? - 不
Look, I don't know what your other options are. 你瞧 我不知道你还有什么选择
You got a better chance of stopping this wedding, 你在"内部" 而不是到另一块大陆去的话
from "inside" than from another continent. 阻止这场婚礼的机会就更大了
And they say that you can shorten this and wear it again, if you like. 而且这上面说 如果喜欢的话 你可以裁短以后再穿一次
Come on man. If you're serious and you really want Hanna back from this guy, 来吧兄弟 如果你是认真的 真的想让汉娜从那家伙那里回到你身边
You're gonna have to do whatever it takes. 你必须付出一切努力
Whatever. 无论多少代价
- The dress is beautiful. - Thank you! - 裙子很漂亮 - 谢谢你!
- I am so happy you're gonna do this! - My pleasure. - 我真高兴你愿意来! - 我的荣幸
For this wedding, I am willing to do what ever it takes. 为了这个婚礼 我愿意做任何事
- I'm so excited! - Yeah, me too! - 我好激动啊! - 是啊 我也是!
So let me tell you who the other bridesmaids are gonna be. 让我告诉你其她的伴娘是谁
- Okay! - Okay. Stephanie... - 好的! - 好的 斯蒂芬妮...
- Stephanie, great. - And she loves you! - 斯蒂芬妮 好 - 她很爱你!
- Good! - And my friend Hillary, from camp. - 很好! - 还有我的朋友希拉里 在露营时认识的
Hillary, I don't know Hillary. 希拉里 我不认识希拉里
- She's the best - Okay. - 她是最棒的 - 好吧
- And Melissa. - Oh, no! - 还有 梅丽莎 - 哦 不!
- I had to, Tom, she's my cousin. - No, she hates me! - 我必须这样 汤姆 她是我表姐 - 不 她恨我!
- Well, you broke her heart. - She broke my nose. - 嗯 可你伤了她的心 - 她打断了我的鼻子
- It was an accident. - She hit me with her fist! - 那是个意外 - 她用拳头打的!
I was completely honest with her. I said: "Look, nothing serious". 我对她完全坦诚 我说 "你看 没那么认真"
And she agreed. 她也同意
So sometimes our hearts don't match our mouths. 有时候女人是心口不一的
That's good, you should put that in your vowes. 这句不错 你应该写在誓词里
And, she's been wanting to be my maid of honor since we were 5 years old, 她从我们5岁起就想当我的伴娘了
so now she's really gonna hate you. 所以现在她真要开始恨你了
Here they are now. 现在他们来了
Okay. Well as your Maid of Honor, I promise to keep the peace. 好吧 作为你的伴娘 我保证保持平静
Oh, hi! 哦 嗨!
Yes! The bride to be! 在这儿呢! 准新娘!
- Hello, you must be Tom. - And you must be Hillary. - 你好 你一定是汤姆 - 你一定是希拉里
You look gorgeous. 你看起来美极了
Stephanie, how are you doing? So good to see you. 斯蒂芬妮 最近怎么样啊? 真高兴见到你
- Are you kidding! - It's you, Melissa. - 开完笑! - 看看你 梅丽莎
Look at that... 最近怎么样啊...
- This was great. - This isn't akward... - 很好 - 不是很尴尬...
Go on. I'm gonna be fine. 走吧 我没事的
- Tom, have you met Colin yet? - Yes. - 汤姆 你见过科林没有? - 见过了
- Isn't he dreamy? - Absolutely. - 他是不是很梦幻? - 绝对是
Could someone please pass me the Splenda? 谁能把糖递给我?
Could someone who's not a masogenist, please pass the Splenda? 哪个不是憎女狂的人能把糖递给我?
- Hallo? - Thank you, Stephanie. - 喂? - 谢谢 斯蒂芬妮
It's Colin, you guys. 是科林 伙计们
Hi, babe! Just a sec... Hi! 嗨 宝贝! 就一会儿... 嗨!
So cute! 真窝心!
We only have 9 days before we leave for Scotland, 在动身去苏格兰以前我们只有9天时间
- so we have to act quickly. - Excactly. - 行动一定要快 - 没错
I've been a "MOH" 6 times, so I'll organize everything 我已经当过"MOH"6次了(伴娘) 我会安排一切
that needs to be done, even though I'm not officially the "MOH" here. 需要做的事 即使我不是这里正式的"MOH"
- What is a "MOH"? - M-O-H. - 什么是"MOH"? - M-O-H
Maid Of Honor. 伴娘
- Yes! - Oh, yes. That's clever. - 是你! - 哦 对 这说法很巧
No, it's going great. Very smoothly. 不 进行的很好 一切顺利
So we got the bridal shower bachorlerette, dress fittings, 我们要准备新娘洗礼 告别单身派对 要试装
- The "kilt"... - I'll do the "kilt". - 苏格兰"格裙"... - 我来做 "格裙"
- Okay... perfect. - Okay. - 好的... 完美 - 好的
Shopping for Hannah's true self... 为汉娜的真我血拼...
- That's gonna be great. - So, what is Hannah's true self? - 一定会很棒 - 那么 什么是汉娜的真我?
It's lingerie. For her wedding night. 是内衣 婚礼当晚穿的
How do you expect to be a good "MOH" if you don't even know that. 连这个都不知道 你怎么可能当个好"MOH"!
- She's talking to me. - No, I didn't!. - 她在跟我说话了 - 不 我没有
- You just did. - Oh, I'm sorry, Tom. - 你刚刚说了 - 哦 抱歉 汤姆
Did I break a rule? 我犯规了吗?
How about we focus on the wedding part? 我们注意力集中在婚礼上怎么样?
- Good idea. - Just for now... - 好主意 - 就这一会儿...
Okay, I need, dress sizes. 好的 我需要 礼服号码
- I'm a four. - Okay. - 我是4号 - 好的
- Eight. - Sorry?. - 8号 - 抱歉
You know, Hillary... Do you think that maybe you'd just be more 你知道 希拉里... 你不觉得 也许你...
- confortable in like a, twelve? - No, it will be fine. - 穿12号 会更舒服吗? - 不 会没事的
- I'm doing the Dr. Riverbed fast. - Oh, yeah! - 我在进行瑞沃柏德医生的快速减肥疗程 - 哦 这样啊!
- Yeah. - What is that? - 是啊 - 那是什么?
Water, peachraisin/aplepect in shark extract, 水 桃 葡萄干 苹果胶原 鲨鱼提取物
And Lowry's Seasoning Salt. 和劳瑞牌调味盐
- What about food? - Look, - 那食物呢? - 你看
I'm going to look amazing in that dress, I am going to meet a Scottish man, and... 我要穿着那件礼服看起来很美 遇到一个苏格兰男人 然后...
I'm gonna be happy! Write down an eight! 我会变得幸福! 写下8号!
Got it. 知道了
What's your dress size, Made Of Honor? 你的礼服号码呢 伴娘?
I don't know. What's your jock size, Melissa? 我不知道 你的短裤多少号 梅丽莎? (jock: 运动时穿的男短裤)
That's enough! Enough! 够了! 够了!
Sorry. But will you guys look at Hannah, please. 抱歉打断 不过你们俩能看看汉娜吗?
She's happy, finally. 她很快乐 终于快乐了
So please, for Hannah, let's all just get along, 所以请你们 为了汉娜 我们就好好相处吧
put a smile on our faces and pretend everything's perfect! 脸上挂着微笑 假装一切都很完美!
- Here she comes. - Okay. Fine. - 她来了 - 好吧 好的
- What did he say? - He's so sweet! - 他怎么说? - 他真贴心!
Isn't that great? 很棒不是吗?
How's it going? 怎么样了?
- Good, really good. - Fantastic. - 好 很好 - 棒极了
- And it's pretty much done. - Perfect, really? - 基本上差不多了 - 很好 真的吗?
- Tom. - Yes? - 汤姆 - 嗯?
- Here. - What is this? - 这儿 - 这是什么?
She does bridal shower entertainment. And I hired her for Stephanie's sisters shower, 她是做新娘洗礼的 我曾雇她为斯蒂芬妮的姐姐做洗礼
and Hannah loved it. She reads Tarot cards and stuff. 汉娜很喜欢 她会算塔罗牌之类的
That's great. Thank you, Melissa. 那很棒啊 谢谢 梅丽莎
I'm not doing it for you, I'm doing it for Hannah. 我不是为你做的 是为汉娜
Okay. Thank you, for Hannah. 好吧 谢谢你 替汉娜
It should have been me... 本来是我的...
- I'll talk with you tommorow. - Okay. - 我明天再跟你说 -好的
- Bye, Tom. - Goodbye. - 再见 汤姆 - 再见
- Bye, Hillary. - Nice meeting you. - 再见希拉里 - 很高兴看到你
You too, bye. 我也是 拜
I just had a very nice bonding moment with Melissa. 我和梅丽莎有很棒的共鸣
- Can I ask you a favor? - Sure. - 能帮我个忙吗? - 当然
My mother and grandmother are coming in to town tomorrow, 明天我妈妈和祖母要来
And I have so much to plan... 我有很多事要计划...
I was wondering if you and the boys could entertain Colin for the day. 不知道你和你的朋友们明天能不能 给科林找点乐子
- Entertain him? - Yeah, just kind of get to know him and stuff. - 找点乐子? - 对 就是了解了解他之类的
- Sure. - Cool. - 没问题 - 太好了
So are you more proud of "Scotch Tape" or McDonald's? 你为透明胶 还是麦当劳更感到骄傲?
I think they're both american. 我觉得那两样好像都是美国货
- So wait, you invited this guy to play ball with us? - Yeah, he's the competition. - 等等 你邀这家伙来和我们打球? - 对 这是竞争
I need to get to know his strengths and weaknesses. 我要知道他的强项和弱点
I like his green shirts. Is that like a poly blend kind of thing? 我喜欢他的绿短袖 是不是共混纤维之类的?
Yeah, it's my shirt 对 那是我的短袖
- It's your shirt? - Yeah. - 你的短袖? - 对
- Looks good on him, huh? - Yeah, real good. - 他穿起来不错 啊? - 对 确实不错
Why don't you play with him? 你为什么不和他一组呢?
Thanks. 谢谢
Colin, have you ever played basketball before? 科林 你以前玩过篮球吗?
We would call this "netball", back in Scotland, it's more of a woman's game, 在苏格兰我们叫它"网球" 女人玩的比较多
so, no I don't have much experience. 所以 我没多少经验
- Hi, I do. Need one more? - We're good. - 嗨 我有经验 还需要人吗? - 我们人够了
Alright. 好吧
- Alright, "girls", you ready? - Yeah, I am. - 好了 "女孩们" 准备好了吗? - 是的 准备好了
Oh. Use your hands. 哦 用你的双手
- You alright there? - Yeah, I'm fine. - 你能行吗? - 没事 很好
- I'm open. I'm open. - Here we go. - 我没人防 我没人防 - 来吧
You gotta hold on to the ball, man! Hold on to the ball. 你要抓紧球 伙计! 抓紧球
Homos! Homos! Homos. 同性恋! 同性恋! 同性恋
Let's get the scottish girl out if the tree. 让我们把那个苏格兰女孩从树上弄下来
You wanna start a game cause you didn't get that. 重新开始你得站到那儿去
There you go. Open. Open. 开始了 没防 没防
Here you go. That was good. Good. 给你 很棒 很棒
Good. Amiga. 很好 女孩儿 (Amiga:女性朋友)
Shoot it. Guys. 投篮 伙计
- I like it! - I'm sorry. - 我喜欢! - 真抱歉
- Come on! - Get on the path. - 来啊! - 到位置上去
You ok? 没事吧?
Ok, basket. Put it in the basket! Put it in the basket! 好 篮筐 投篮! 投篮啊!
- You know what I'm learning? The guy's a chump. 你知道我看出什么来了? 那家伙是个木头人
Yeah. 没错
- Wow, "Fault". - There it is. That's it. - 哇哦 "犯规" - 就这样 就这样!
That's it! That's it! We got it now. 好样儿的! 好样儿的! 我们拿到球了
Hey, I look good now, don't I? 嘿 我很棒 是吧?
Here we go. 走
Put it in the basket! 投篮啊!
- In the basket! - Take a shot, chief! - 投篮! - 投啊 老大!
- Sorry, guys. - Did you see that? - 抱歉伙计们 - 你看到了吗?
Probably not allowed to just stuff it in like that. 也许不允许直接那样塞进去吧
- He dunks the ball. - Sorry. Sorry. - 他灌篮了 - 抱歉 抱歉
He dunks the ball... 他灌篮了...
That was awsome! You can dunk! He can dunk! That is awsome. 真是绝了! 你能灌篮! 他会灌篮! 太绝了
If that's allowed, why don't you guys all do it? 允许这样吗? 那你们为什么不做?
If we could, we would. Right? 如果能的话我们会的 是吧?
- Play? - Guys. - 继续玩? - 兄弟们
- No. - Yeah! - 不 - 耶!
- Score! - Yeah. - 得分! - 耶
- Yes! - Good game, yeah, good game. - 好! - 打得不错 嗯 好比赛
My brother! 我的兄弟!
- Looks like you're getting more competition.. - I know, I know... - 看起来你要比更多的东西了 - 我知道 我知道...
I love this guy! 我爱这家伙!
Shit. 操
- You alright? - Yeah. - 你还好吧? - 嗯
What happening? 发生什么了?
My boy's got mad cow disease. 我第弟得疯牛病了
We have got to get some dirt on this guy. 我们得对他出点阴招儿
I got a guy I use when a spouse suspect infedility. 我认识一个人 怀疑配偶不忠时会用的人
Everybody's got skeletons in the closet. Nobody is skweeky-clean, 每个人都有点丑闻 没人是白纸一张
- and my guy's the best. - I don't know, it just seems so cheep. - 我认识的那个人是最厉害的 - 我不知道 感觉很下流
Don't worry, I'll charge you dubble because you're rich. 别担心 我会收你双倍费用的 因为你很富有
I mean, it's a cheep thing to do. 我的意思是 这件事有点下三滥
- He play's cheep, you gotta match that. - How does Colin play cheep? - 他就在玩手段 你得跟上他啊 - 他怎么玩手段了?
That whole thing with Hannah, being scottish. 他追汉娜的所有事 是个苏格兰人
Making her fall in love with him in Scotland. 让她在苏格兰为他坠入情网
That "monster thing" of his. 他的 "怪兽"
Fine. Get the dirt. 好吧 耍点手段
That's cool. 没关系
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What's he gonna do, eat her? 他想干嘛 吃了她吗
Come on, come on. Take a breath. Take a... 放松点停一下 停...
Thanks, Tom. 谢谢 汤姆
- Yeah, have a great flight. - Right. Thanks, mate. - 嗯 旅途愉快 - 好 谢谢 朋友
Come on... 得啦
- I love you, Colin. - Bye. - 我爱你 科林 - 再见
Bye. 再见
- Yeah... - My God. - 对... - 我的上帝啊
- Need some chap stick? - Yeah... - 需要润唇膏吗 - 嗯
So... What church should we go to? 那么...我们该去哪个教堂呢
Grace's Church. 格莱斯教堂
Thank you so much for coming with me to meet the reverend. 太感谢你能陪我去见牧师了
- No problem. - He is the sweetest man... - 没事儿 - 他是这世上最好的人
- Yeah? - Yeah. - 是吗 - 是的
He married my parents and insisted on coming to Scotland to do my wedding. 他主持了我父母的婚礼 还坚持要去苏格兰主持我的婚礼
Why didn't Colin stay and do this with you? 科林为什么不留下来和你举行婚礼呢
It was more important for him to go back to Scotland to pertition 因为他回苏格兰向议会 提出请求更重要
The Grand Counsil so Colin and I could get married. 那样科林和我才能结婚
I don't know. Grand? What does that mean? 我不明白 议会? 这是什么意思?
I'm not Scottish and his family is kind of... 我不是苏格兰人 而他们家族是有点...
What? 什么?
Royalty. 王家血统
Royalty? 王室成员?
- Royalty? Is he like a King? - No!. No, he's a Duke. - 王室成员?他是国王吗? - 不!不 他是公爵
A Duke? 公爵?
- Hannah, darling. - Reverend Foote. - 汉娜 亲爱的 - 弗迪牧师
And this must be the lucky young man who is marrying our beautiful Hannah. 这位一定就是要和 我们美丽的汉娜结婚的幸运儿了
Oh, no. 哦 不是的
- I'm not marrying him - No... - 我不是要和他结婚 - 不是...
This is Tom, my "Maid Of Honor". 这是汤姆 我的"伴娘"
- Maid of Honor? - Yes. - 伴娘? - 是的
How about that... 怎么了...
We have many gay and lesbian members of the congregation. 我们的会众中有很多同性恋成员
Welcome. 欢迎你
- Thank you. - Thank you, Reverend. - 谢谢 - 谢谢你 牧师
So... 那么...
- Let's talk about the wedding. - Okay. - 我们来讨论婚礼的事吧 - 好的
I need to get some details about you and... 我需要知道有关你和...
- Colin. - Colin, yes. - 科林 - 科林 对 你和科林的一些资料
I want to work it in to the ceremony. 我想把这些用在婚礼中
Okay. It was such a whirl wind. Really... 好 那说起来真是曲折 真的
Yes, enlighten me. Tell me about it. 好吧 启发我 告诉我你们的故事
Hannah, darling. 汉娜 亲爱的
Hannah, I think it's important to dig deep her for the vowes 汉娜 我觉得深挖他的誓言很重要
and tell the Reverend all you know about Colin. 然后把你对科林的了解都告诉牧师
- All that you love about him. - Okay. - 以及所有你爱他的原因 - 好吧
And not just the obvious stuff, 而且不仅仅是那些表面上明显的理由
but those unique characteristics that are Colin. 还要有科林独有的特点
Those things that make you laugh and say... 那些让你笑 令你说出...
"That's so Colin". "这真像科林"的东西
Right... 好吧...
And then, maybe you could get some information from Colin... 然后 或许你也能从 科林那里了解一些信息
and emphasize their unique bond, their shared history. 强调他们独一无二的结合 他们共享的回忆
Off course. 当然
We could talk about love at first sight. 我们可以说说一见钟情
Well, that's always a crowd pleaser, but... 哦 那总是能让人人都爱听 但是...
Hannah... Elaborate... 汉娜...说得详细点...
Tell me more about him. How you feel about him. 告诉我更多有关他的事 你对他有什么感觉
Where did you meet? 你们在哪里相遇的?
- In Scotland... - Modigliani! - 在苏格兰... - 莫迪里阿尼!
Your first summer in New York City, you were dating a guy who worked on Wall Street... 你在纽约的第一个夏天 那时你和一个在华尔街工作的人约会
and he asked you to move in with him and you weren't quite sure... 他让你搬去和他住 但你不太确定...
And it was right around that time that you "discovered" Modigliani... 而就是在那个时候 你"发现"了莫迪里阿尼
And became obsessed with this painting... 然后迷上了这幅画...
of this woman who had this blue scarf on, holding a baby. 画中的这个女人戴着这条蓝围巾 手里抱着孩子
And Hannah said: "That painting captured the essens 然后汉娜说 "这幅画比任何一张照片
of that woman better than any photograph". 都更好地捕捉到了那个女人的神髓"
I can't believe you can remember that. 我不敢相信你居然还记得那件事
I also remembered that she freaked, because she said she felt more 我还记得她那时觉得很奇怪 因为她说自己感觉对那幅画的热情
passionate about that painting than she did obut "Mr. Wall Street"... 远胜于对"华尔街先生"的热情
And she wondered if she could ever meet somebody 她怀疑自己是否真的会遇上
that could make her feel this passionate as that work of art. 一个能让她像对艺术一样热情的人
That's good. 很好
Modigliani. 莫迪里阿尼
Now I know why you picked him to be "Maid of Honor". 现在我终于知道你为什么要选他做"伴娘"了
Yes... 对啊...
Come on! Who's ready to loose some money tonight! Because I'm feeling lucky! 来啊!谁今晚想输点钱! 我觉得今天运气不错!
You guys are late. How you doing? 你们迟到了 怎么样?
- How you holding up, champ? - Stressed. - 你要怎么招架 冠军? - 我很紧张
What the hell is this? 这是什么?
- Hannah's shower's in the morning . - Well where are we gonna play? - 汉娜的新娘洗礼明早举行 - 那么我们在哪儿玩呢
We're not gonna play until these baskets get done, 在这些篮子和其他所有东西都处理好前
and everything else gets done. 我们什么都玩不了
- What about this party mix? - That's "pot-pourri". - 这些派对混和物呢 - 那些是"干花香草"
This is perfect... 太棒了...
- Come on Felix, take that off... - Have you ever had one of these? - 得了吧 菲利克斯 把那个脱下来 - 你戴过眼罩吗
- That's funny... - You can't even see. - 真有趣... - 你什么都看不见
You'll have to, to sleep with you... 你就不得不和你自己睡
- Take this. - You could be like blinded. - 拿好这个 - 你感觉就好像瞎了一样
No, I'm not playing with baskets. It's poker night. 不 我才不要玩这些篮子 今晚是打牌之夜
You put "Bayberry" with "Serenidade". 你把"月桂树之果"和"塞琳德蒂"放在一起
- You don't like? - No, it's interesting. - 你不喜欢吗? - 不 这很有趣
Just thought it was obvious that "Bayberry" worked best with "Harmony". 我只是觉得很显然"月桂树之果" 和"和谐"放在一起最好看
Really? I've been putting "Bayberry" with "Tahitian Sunrise". 真的吗 我一直都把"月桂树之果" 和"塔锡提日出"放在一起
- That I like. That's Zen. - Yeah. - 我喜欢那个 那是禅 - 对
You know what I like? I like how you put the batball right in the center. 你知道我喜欢什么吗 我喜欢你把板球放在正中央的样子
I like that so much that I'm gonna see you ball and raise you another ball. 我太喜欢了 所以我要看着你放一个球 再给你另一个球
That's a good idea. We should definetely have 2 balls... 这是个好主意 我们当然应该放两个球
- Yeah. Do another ball. - Hey, Dennis... - 对 再放一个球 - 嘿 丹尼斯...
Come and curl some ribbon. 来卷些丝带
I can feel my sperm dying inside of me, one at a time. 我能感觉我的精子在体内死亡 每次一个
Shut up and grab a basket. Come on, it's fun. 住嘴 去拿个篮子 快点 这很好玩
I'm going to a strip club to eat some meat. 我要去脱衣舞俱乐部吃点肉
Then I'm gonna get into a fight. 然后我要打场架
Call me when you find your balls, Tom. 你找到球的时候叫我 汤姆
Alright, tuff guy. 好吧 混小子
Or maybe they're in the basket, next to the "Tahitian Sunrise". 或许球在"塔西提日出"旁边的篮子里
Someone's afraid of his feminin side... 有人害怕他女性化的一面
Look at that... Nice job with the fluffing. 看啊...加上细革看上去真棒
Look at that. 看看
- Perfect. Perfect. - What is that, my friends. - 太棒了 太完美了 - 那是什么 我的朋友
- Look at us. - Come on. - 看看我们 - 加油干
- Can't loose. - Good work, huh? - 不能失败 - 干得不错 啊?
Hello ladies. You look lovely today. 女士们好 你们今天看上去都很漂亮
- Tom! - Oh, Hillary. How are you? - 汤姆! - 哦 希拉里 你好吗
Good. Everything looks wonderful. 挺好 一切看上去都很出色
This is the best shower I've ever been to. 这是我参加过的最棒的礼物赠送会
Really? You think so? 真的吗 你真的这样想?
You know what, Hillary? You should really eat something. 你知道吗 希拉里 你真的应该吃点东西
No, Tom. I'm fine. 不 汤姆 我很好
Fine. I'm okay. 没事 我没事
What you ladies would go through to fit in to a dress... 你们女人为了能穿进一条裙子 要吃多少苦头啊...
This pretty much blows your rule out of the water about no women allowed at your place. 这完全打破了你不许女人 出现在你的地方的规则
What good is a rule if you don't break it every now and then? 如果你不常常打破规则 那定这规则又有什么好处呢
I'm very, very impressed Thank you. 我非常非常满意 谢谢你
Listen to that. 听听这音乐
Gay Gordon's party remix, just for you. 盖葛登的派对混音版 专门给你的
Hear the horn. 听见喇叭声了吗
- It's good isn't it? - No. - 很好听吧 不是吗? - 不
Let me turn it up there... It's... 我去把声音调大点 这...
- It's a little loud... - What? - 这有点吵... - 什么?
- It's a little loud! - Okay. There you go. - 音乐有点吵! - 好吧 听你的
Look at this. Try this. Haggis pink. 看这个 尝尝吧 肉馅羊肚
It's pepper, cheese, chopped up baby lam lung, and cow petuitary gland. 里面有胡椒 芝士 小羊羔的肺 切成的细条 和奶牛的脑下垂体
- How are you? - ... - 你好吗? - ...
It's a Scottish delicacy. Colin recomended it. 这是苏格兰点心 科林推荐的
Ladies, ladies. Look... 女士们 女士们 看...
What just came, for Hannah. 看看刚才有人为汉娜送来了什么
It's from Colin, everyone. 各位 是科林送来的
Oh wait. There's a card. There's a card, a card... 哦 等等 这儿有张卡 有张卡 一张卡
For: "Hannah". 给"汉娜"
"Hannah, my love, this is the ekstremely rare Scottish floral budwissel". "汉娜 我的挚爱 这是极其罕见的苏格兰花
This? 这个?
"They only bloom for 4 hours before they die". 它们在死前只开放四小时
He must have timed this out perfectly... 他一定完美地控制好了时间
Oh my gosh, when we first met, Colin promised that he would rome 哦 我的天啊 我们初次相遇时 科林答应我他会去乡间
at the countryside to find me one, and he did. 给我找一朵这种花 他真的做到了
Sweetheart, that's the must romantic thing I ever heard. 宝贝 这是我听过的最浪漫的事
Thanks mom. 谢谢 妈妈
Joan, good to see you. It's been too long. 乔恩 很高兴见到你 好久没见了
Easter, wasn't it? 伊斯特 是吗?
Yes. You slept with our maid. 是的 你和我们的女仆上过床了
She told you? I didn't know she spoke English. 她告诉你们了? 我不知道她会说英文
Yes... 对...
This is grandmom Pearl. You remember Tom? 这是外婆珀尔 您记得汤姆吗?
- How are you? - Oh, yes, the fornicator. - 你好吗? - 哦 很好 私通者
That's right. 说得对
- Okay... - Tom, this is awsome. - 好吧 - 汤姆 今天的活动太棒了
- It's great. - Good. Thank you. - 真得很棒 - 好 谢谢
This is even better than my sister's shower. 这甚至比我姐姐的礼物赠送会还出色
- Oh, really? - Ahem... - 哦 真的吗 - 真的...
Everything seems to be doing well. Yes? 一切看上去都很好 是吗
Sharon would like to know where to set up. 莎朗想知道在哪里开始表演
- Who? - The entertainment... - 谁? - 娱乐环节...
Ah, yes... I mean good. She should set up over there. 哦 对...我的意思是好的 她应该去那里
Hello everybody. Hi, I'm Sharon. Good to see you all. 大家好 嗨 我是莎朗 很高兴见到你们
Yeah, come on, right down the front. 对 上来点 到前面来
This was my idea, you know? 这是我的主意 你知道吗?
I know how much you loved her from Stephanie's sister's shower... 我从斯蒂芬妮姐姐的礼物赠送会上 知道了你有多么喜欢她
Before we start, I would like for us all to take in a deep breath... 在我们开始之前 我想让我们每个人都深呼吸一下
She wasn't at the shower... 她不在那个礼物赠送会上
- She wasn't? - No. - 她不在? - 不在
- And now exhale slowly... - Really? - 现在慢慢地呼气 - 真的吗
Good job. 做得很好
It's very important to reset our third eye. 在我展示宝贝之前
And connect to the primal inside of ourselves, 重置我们的第三只眼 与我们最原始的内心世界相通
Before I present the pleasuries. 是非常重要的
Pleasureries? 宝贝?
Now... 现在...
These pleasuries are best used when in tantric meditative state. 这些宝贝在坦陀罗冥想状态下 发挥的效果最佳
And today, I'm going to show you ladies how to reach your optimal sacrel Chakra. 今天 我要向你们女士们展示 如何到达你们最佳的圣杯脉轮
All of these aids are for sale, ladies. 所有的这些辅助物品都可供销售 女士们
And look what we have here... Eatable panties. 看看我们这里有什么... 可食用内裤
You look hungry. Try to snack on these. 你看上去饿了 试试把这个当零食吧
There you go. 给你
Now ladies, what pleasure party would be complete without... 现在女士们 将要展示的 是愉快的派对中绝对不该有的...
Glow-in-the-dark thunderbeets? 在黑暗中发光的闪电链
These are terrific. And for you ladies, today... 这些都很棒 今天给你们特价
Two for one. 买一送一
Okay? 好吗
There you go. Wanna try this out, princess? 给你吧 想要试试吗 公主
Where do these go? 戴着它们能去哪里?
From casual writing to evening wear. Gorgeous! 从休闲装到晚装都能相配 真漂亮
Why don't you keep those? 你为什么不把它们买下呢
And they match your ear rings. 它们和你的耳环很配
Hannah, are you okay? 汉娜 你还好吗
You know that I've dreamt of my wedding shower, 你知道吗 我从十岁起就一直梦想着
ever since I was 10 years old? 我的新娘洗礼
No... 不知道...
Strangely enough, the image of my grandmom, pearldrape 真是奇怪 梦里是我外婆的样子 她穿着珍珠做的衣服
and glow-in-the-dark thunderbeets wasn't part of it. 黑暗中发光的闪电链 当然不是画面中的一部分
It's not funny, Tom. 这不好笑 汤姆
Do you have any idea how important this is to me? 你知道这对我有多重要吗
The Gay Gordon, pink Haggis, Dildo-sales woman? 盖葛登 粉色的肉馅羊肚 卖假阴茎的女人?
Just understand something, Melissa set me up. 你没看出来吗 梅丽莎出卖了我
Oh please! There's always an excuse with you. 哦 拜托!你总是有借口
I never even should have asked you to do this in the first place. 我一开始就不该找你来做这件事
You don't even believe in marriage for Christ sake... 天啊 你甚至都不相信婚姻
You know, I might. 你知道 我也许是相信的
I gotta get back. 我得回去了
Melissa's pretty good. 梅丽莎干得漂亮
Look, the whole goal here was to convince Hannah that I've grown up, 听着 我的目标只是想让汉娜相信 我已经成熟了
and that she doesn't know anything about Colin... 而她对科林了解甚少
That I'm the right man for her. 我才是她的真命天子
That did not happen. 但这并没有发生
Stella. No, baby. Don't eat buttons, okay? 斯黛拉 不 乖孩子 不要吃纽扣 好吗
Yeah, but your still the Maid of Honor, right Tom? 是啊 但你仍然是伴娘 对吗 汤姆
I don't know. I think she might have fired me. 我不知道 我觉得她可能已经解雇我了
How does somebody get fired from being Maid of Honor? 哪里会有人被解雇不做伴娘的?
Tell me about it. 把你的想法告诉我吧
- You know what? I got an idea. - Okay. - 你知道吗 我有个主意 - 好吧
To prove to Hannah that you're the only man for her, 要想向汉娜证明你是她唯一的男人
we have to make you the best Made of Honor, ever. 我们就必须让你成为有史以来 最好的伴娘
Right. 对
- I'm out of loss. Completely stunned. - Great. - 我不知道该怎么做 完全吓坏了 - 好吧
My guy couldn't find any dirt on Colin. 我的朋友根本找不到科林的污点
This has never happened. This guy's clean. 这从来没有发生过 这男人是干净的
Glad that happened to me. 很高兴这事被我碰上了
You know, he's got 3 Guinness world records? 你知道吗 他有三项吉尼斯纪录
- Cool! - We don't need to know that... - 厉害! - 我们不需要知道那些
He's actually got a Medal of Honor. 事实上 他还获得了荣誉奖牌
That's funny, because we got the Made of Honor! 这真有趣 因为我们这有伴娘!
Let's stay focused. 回到话题上
Look, the point is, we're not gonna get her off this guy. 听着 关键是 我们无法让她离开这个男人
Yeah, so we need to make this not about Colin. 对 所以我们制定方案的对象不该是科林
Yeah, we need to make it about you. 对 对像应该是你
- Good... - You gotta show her - 好... - 你要让她知道
That you're growing up... - Finally... - 你已经成熟长大了... - 终于啊...
I am changing. I am growing up. 我是在改变 我是在长大
- Good!. Then this should be easy for you. - Great... - 好!那么这对你来说就容易了 - 太棒了...
These are bridal magazines from 18 different countries... 这些是来自18个国家的新娘杂志
each with a feature article on the duties of being the Maid of Honor. 每份杂志里都有 一篇专门写伴娘职责的文章
Perfect! "躡er Bride"... 完美! "完美新娘"
I got these guys in Bangdelur that we're outsource to, they translated them over night. 我找到了在班德勒给我们外包的人 他们通宵把这些翻译了出来
- Great. - Nice "aperitizers" there, Gary... - 太好了 - 那本里有很好的"开胃菜" 加里
- Here's the "Main course" - What have you got for me? - 这里有"主要课程" - 你给我准备了什么?
My wife Deb is a A-type personality, she ahs to do everything perfect. 我太太黛比是A型血的人 她喜欢把每件事都做得完美
- Sure... - Love her... - 那当然... - 我爱她...
- Hate that about her. - Right. - 但是讨厌她那一点 - 好吧
Anyway, she rented this when she was gonna be the Maid Of Honor 不管怎样 她在给她瑜伽老师做伴娘前
for her yoga teacher. 租了这张碟
This is "the goods". You're gonna be wow-ed. 这张碟很棒 人们会惊讶于你出彩的表现的
12 STEPS DOWN THE ALTAR 走向圣餐桌的12步
Hi, I'm Elisabeth Hasselbeck and I'm just so thrilled 嗨 我是伊丽莎白·海塞贝克 您能买这个节目
you've purchased this program. 我实在是太高兴了
And I'm proud of you... 我也为您骄傲
Because it shows that you're not happy being just 因为这说明您不满足于
an ordinary friend and loved one. 仅仅做一个普通的朋友 一个被爱的人
No. You and I are gonna work together to make you the perfect Maid of Honor. 不 您将要和我一起努力 来使您成为完美的伴娘
When we're through, you'll know everything there is to know about dresses, 当你看完了节目 你就会知道关于做伴娘的每件事
Crockery, nuptial eticette and pleasing your bride. 服装 餐具 婚礼礼仪 以及如何让新娘高兴
What's the length... of the bridesmaid dress? 伴娘礼服的长度是多少?
No longer than the brides. 不能长过新娘的
What if you know someone won't be able to attend the wedding? 如果你知道有人不能参加婚礼该怎么办
You got to send an invitation anyway. 还是要送请柬的
Recieving line? 迎宾的主人呢?
Recieving line? 迎宾的主人?
If there's a recieving line, it means I've failed, because Hannah's married. 如果有迎宾主人 就意味着 我失败了 因为汉娜结婚了
Right. It was a trick question. 好吧 这是个棘手的问题
Who was the runner up MVP in 1974? 谁是1974年的最有价值球员第二名?
No, these questions all have to do with Tom 不 我们的问题都和汤姆
being the best Maid Of Honor he can be. 成为最好的伴娘有关
Alright. 好吧
I thought we were just asking like... Questions. 我以为我们刚刚只是为了问...而问
Go sit down. 去坐下吧
Basic duties of the Maid of Honor? 伴娘最基本的职责是什么
Manage the bridesmaids, carry the ring, and support the bride. 安排好女傧相 拿戒指 还有支持新娘
Basic duties as You as the Maid of Honor? 你做伴娘的基本职责又是什么
Show Hannah that I've matured, that I can take care of my reponsibilties fully... 让汉娜知道我成熟了 我能承担所有的责任
and that I need to destroy the wedding from within. 还有就是我要从内部破坏这场婚礼
- What happens if you fail at that task? - Colin gets her. - 如果你失败 结果会怎样 - 科林娶到她
- What are we gonna do? - Steal the bride! - 那么我们要干嘛? - 偷走新娘!
- What are we gonna do? - Steal the bride! - 我们要干嘛? - 偷走新娘!
Steal the bride! 偷走新娘!
And remember... 记住...
Weather it is helping with the seating chart or giving your opinion on the cake, 无论是帮忙安排座位表 还是对蛋糕发表意见
the perfect Maid Of Honor is with her bride every step of the way. 完美的伴娘会陪伴新娘做每一件事
You didn't have to clear your whole day to do all this. 你不需要为了准备我的婚礼 其他什么事都不干
Are you kidding? Off course I did. 你在开玩笑吗 我当然要这么做
The perfect Maid of Honor is with his bride every step of the way. 完美的伴娘会陪伴新娘做每一件事
A changed man... 一个改变了的男人
I am indeed. 我是变了
I don't even know where to begin. 我都不知道从哪里着手
When choosing a china pattern, 在选瓷器的时候
you need to think about what type of entertaining you're open to, foods you wanna cook... 你要想想你招待的是什么样的人 你要煮什么菜
Look. Now don't be afraid to mix and mash. 听着 不要害怕混搭
It's important, even with different styles and textures. 这很重要 即使是不同的款式和材质
What you wanna do, is stur up the tabel. 现在要做的 就是把盘子打乱
Make it come alive with color and tenasity. That's the goal. 让颜色和强韧性活起来 这就是目标
Also, at the end of the day... You will find... 还有 最后... 你会发现...
...Connections. 它们之间的联系
Thank you very much. 非常感谢
Let's go. 我们走吧
If you think I'm good with plates, wait till you see what I do with linnens. 如果你觉得我在盘子方面是专家 那就等着看我对桌布的了解吧
- Lingerie, perfect. - What about the linnens? - 内衣 太好了 - 那桌布怎么办
You'll be able to pick out something for the wedding night. 你肯定能为新婚之夜选出最棒的
- No! - Are you crazy? You're the perfect person for this job. - 不行! - 你疯了吗 你是做这事的最佳人选
Who's taken off more lingerie than you? 谁比你脱下过更多的女式内衣?
let's put your "whore-ing" to good use. 让我们把你的"牛郎资质"充分加以利用吧
Good point. 说得好
So how did it go with the Scottish Grand Counsil? 苏格兰议会那方面怎么样了?
Great. Colin got them to approve everything. 很好 科林说服他们都同意了
Great. 好
So, I gotta tell you... This is gonna sound funny, but... 我得告诉你 这听上去很滑稽 但是...
- I have to thank you. - For what? - 我要谢谢你 - 为什么
For asking me to be your Maid of Honor. 你请我当你的伴娘
I know this is gonna sound crazy, but... 我知道这听上去很疯狂 但是...
You've really opened my eyes, to the whole idea of marriage. 你让我对婚姻的想法彻底改变了
- Yeah, right... - No, seriously... - 对啊... - 不 我是认真的...
- Have you met someone, Tom? - No. - 你遇到什么人了吗 汤姆 - 没有
Then how can you be serious? 那你怎么会是认真的呢
I don't know, I just... 我不知道 我只是...
I don't know. 我也不知道
What do you think? 你觉得怎么样
Think Colin will like it? 科林会喜欢吗
No... no. 不...不
- What? - It's just... - 什么 - 只是...
It's cute. 很可爱
"Cute"? I do not wanna look "cute" on my wedding night. "可爱"?我可不想在新婚夜 看上去很"可爱"
Just put this on. Cover yourself up. 把这个穿上吧 遮起来
That's my coat. 这是我的外套
- Thank you. - Thank you. Yeah. - 谢谢 - 谢谢
Here let me get you in a cab. Come on. 我去帮你叫辆出租车 来
I can't believe this is my last day in New York. 我不敢相信这是 我在纽约度过的最后一天
What are you talking about? 你在说什么?
I've been meaning to tell you, Tom. 我一直都想告诉你 汤姆
When I leave tomorrow, I'm not coming back. 我明天走了以后就不会回来了
I've decided to move to Scotland, to be with Colin. 我已经决定要搬去苏格兰 和科林呆在一起
- You're leaving New York? - I am. - 你要离开纽约了? - 是的
It's exciting, you know? It makes sence. 这很让人兴奋 你知道吗 这很合理
He's next in line to take over the family buissness... 他要继承家族产业
It's a whole new chapter. 这是人生的崭新一章
- You were amazing today, you know that? - Oh, yeah? - 你今天很棒 你知道吗 - 哦 真的吗
Yeah. I had no idea you could juggle like that. 是啊 我都不知道你能耍那样的杂技
- Yeah, well... - I mean, women yes, china no. - 对啊 - 我是说 女人可以 瓷器不行
- Yeah, I know. - You're always amzing. - 对 我知道 - 你一直都很棒
Come here. 来吧
- See you in Scotland soon, okay? - Yeah, see you over there. - 不久后苏格兰见 好吗 - 好 苏格兰见
I'll miss you. 我会想你的
Scotland... 苏格兰...
Come, baby. 来 宝贝
He likes you. 他喜欢你
- Hi. - Hey. - 嗨 - 嘿
- Nice dogs. - This is Hamish and this is Callum. - 你的狗真漂亮 - 这是汉密斯 这是卡伦
- Callum? - Yeah. - 卡伦? - 是的
What kind of dog is that? 这是哪个品种的?
- He's a Scottie. - A Scottie? - 他是苏格兰犬 - 苏格兰犬?
That's perfect. Fuckin Scottie... 太棒了 去他妈的苏格兰...
I've never felt like this before. 我从来没有过这样的感觉
So hopeless. 那么无助
So, tell me again, why you agreed to be the Maid of Honor? 再告诉我一遍 你为什么答应做伴娘
To be with her, make her happy. Figure out some way to get her off of him. 和她在一起 让她快乐 想出点办法让她离开他
Maybe that was all wrong. Maybe he's better for her than me. 也许这全都错了 也许他比我更适合她
He's scottish, he can dunk, he's perfect. 他是苏格兰人 他能扣篮 他很完美
Nobody's perfect. But I tell you, this whiskey comes damn close... 人无完人 但我告诉你 这威士忌倒是接近完美了...
It was a gift from Colin. He made it. 这是科林送的礼物 他酿的
Swell. 好吧
I can't go. I can't watch Hannah marry this guy. 我不能去 我不要看着汉娜嫁给那个人
She's moving to Scotland, I've lost her already. 她要搬去苏格兰了 我已经失去了她
- Crap. - "...Love something, set it free". - 太糟了 - "...如果喜欢什么 就要给她自由"
Said by a pussy and used by pussies ever since. 这句话由一个女人先说的 后来就一直都被女人说
- Casablanca. "Bogie" put's her on a plane. - Pussy. - 卡萨布兰卡 "妖怪"把她放在飞机上 - 一个妞
- "Bogie"'s a pussy? - Big pussy. - "妖怪"是个女的? - 老妞儿
You know, I've only truly been in love once. 你知道 我只真正爱过一次
Most amazing woman in the world. She was my best friend. 她是世上最好的女人 她是我最好的朋友
But I was young, stupid, and I messed it up. 但那时我年轻 愚蠢 我搞砸了
In my great list of mistakes, that was the greatest. 在所有我犯的错误中 这是最严重的
- Who was this? - Your mother. - 这人是谁? - 你妈妈
When I finally found out how stupid I was and I decided to fight for it... 当我终于发现自己有多愚蠢时 我决定要为之奋斗...
I was too late. 但太迟了
She wouldn't take me back. 她不愿意再接受我
She was right. 她是对的
And then it really was too late. 然后就真的太迟了
By the way... I'm getting another divorce. 对了...我又要离婚了
Dad... 爸爸...
Hey... Go an get her, you pussy. 嘿...去把她争取回来 小鬼头
- What about the dresses? - UPS are delivering them tomorrow morning. - 礼服怎么办 - UPS明早会把他们送来
- I gave you the tracking adress... - I got it. - 我把追踪地址给你了 - 我拿到了
So, Colin and Hannah are gonna meet everyone at the house... 科林和汉娜会在房子里见每个人...
- Okay. - Great. - 好吧 - 好
- Thomas. - Yeah? - 托马斯 - 嗯?
Go get 'em, Maid of Honor. 去见他们吧 伴娘
- Yeah. - Make this the perfect wedding. - 对 - 办一场完美的婚礼
- And steal the bride. - Thanks, guys. Thanks. - 然后把新娘偷走 - 谢谢你们 谢谢
Thanks for everything, man. Thank you so much, alright? 谢谢你们为我做的一切 真谢谢你们
- Alright, baby. - Alright. Alright, alright. Get out of here. - 好吧 - 好了 好了 好了 走吧
I'll see you later. 以后见
- This is like a fairy tale. - Hannah is SO lucky. - 这就像童话一样 - 汉娜太幸运了
- I know. - I wish I was her. - 我知道 - 我真希望我是她
- How has she ever found such a great guy? - We'll come visit her. - 她是怎么找到一个那么好的男人的? - 我们要去见她了
- I know... - Look at the time. - 我知道... - 我们会知道的
What's your name? 你叫什么名字
You're a pretty dog. I love you. 你真是只漂亮的狗 我爱你
- That's his house? - No, isn't this the summer house? - 这是他的房子吗 - 不 这是避暑别墅吗
The McMurray's have homes for each season. This summer home, is their smallest. 马克穆雷家族每个季节都住不同的房子 这座避暑别墅是最小的
They also have an Autumn home, a Winter home, a Spring... 他们还有秋天的 冬天的 春天...
I know the seasons, thanks, buddy. 我知道有哪四个季节 谢谢 伙计
Somebody's richer than you, Tom. 有人比你还有钱 汤姆
I guess you are gonna have to invent something even stupider. 我想你要发明点更愚蠢的东西了
Oh, my God! 哦 我的天啊!
The entire castle was actually build in 1220... 这座城堡是1220年建造的
- This is incredible, isn't it? - Yes...Wow... - 太难以置信了 是吗 - 是啊 哦
Grandma Pearl, Joan, this is my mother, Diedre and my father, Mungo. 珀尔外婆 乔恩 这是我的母亲迪德莱 这是我的父亲蒙戈
- How do you do? - How do you do? - 你好 - 你好
- How do you do? - Nice to meet you, Joan. Pleasure. - 你好 - 很高兴见到你 乔恩
- Thank you. - Nice to meet you. - 谢谢 - 很高兴见到你
Everyone, I want you to meet someone who is so special to my Hannah 各位 我想让你们见见 一个对汉娜很特别的人
and who has been her life-long friend, and now her Maid of Honor, Tom. 这个人是汉娜一生的朋友 现在还是她的伴娘 汤姆
- Hi, how is... - Did he just say he's the Maid of Honor... - 嗨 怎么... - 他是说他是伴娘吗
He's a bloke?! 他是个男人?!
- How do you do? - Very good, thank you. - 你好吗 - 很好 谢谢
- Mungo. - Mungo, pleasure. Thank you. - 我是蒙戈 - 蒙戈 很高兴见到你 谢谢
Definitely gay. 一定是个同性恋
And these are the bridesmaids. Hillary, Stephanie and Melissa. 她们是女傧相 希拉里 斯蒂芬妮和梅丽莎
- How do you do? - Hello. - 你好 - 你好
- Hi. - Nice that you could come. How do you do? - 嗨 - 很高兴你能来 你好
How do you do? 你好
- So... what do you think? - I think, they think I'm gay. - 嗯...你觉得怎么样 - 我想 他们觉得我是同性恋
Look can we get together, talk, catch up? 我们能聚在一起 说说话 谈谈心吗
- Tom, do wanna see your chamber? - Love to. - 汤姆 你想看看你的房间吗 - 想
- Okay, follow me - Thank you. - 好吧 跟我来 - 谢谢
Thank you. 谢谢
Thank you! 谢谢!
Now then... I think just a few more spricks of jipsoffle at the front there... 那个...我觉得前面应该再加几朵花...
Lovely. 很漂亮
- What do you guys think? - Oh!. It is gorgeous... - 你们觉得怎么样 - 哦!太美了...
- It is so pretty... With the vail... - So shiny, and the volume... - 有这下摆 太漂亮了 - 那么闪亮 那么大
Tom... What do you think? 汤姆...你觉得怎么样?
Of...? The hair! Yeah, it... 是说...?头发!当然 它...
This sash will go on the dress. 这条肩带要配在礼服上
- Really? - Tradition! - 真的吗 - 这是传统!
What's up with that? 那是干什么的?
Well... 嗯...
I'm not.. entirely sure... 我不...完全肯定...
Oh no, you see... It's attached up here... 哦 不 你知道... 这是放在这上边的...
Tom, you're the Maid of Honor, it's good to just be supportive... 汤姆 你是伴娘 所以你给她鼓励
- I'm supportive. - I don't think you are. - 我是想给她... - 我觉得你不是
- No, I am. - Listen to me... - 不 我是 - 听我说...
You're doing good, you're good... 你做得很好 你很好
Hannah... 汉娜
Actually, your hair... Looks amazing. 事实上 你的头发...看上去很美...
- Really? - Yes. - 真的吗 - 真的
The games will be starting soon. Here are your costumes. 比赛马上就要开始了 这是你们的化装礼服
- Games? - Costumes! - 比赛? - 化装礼服!
- Our costumes? - What do you mean, games? - 我们的化装礼服? - 你说什么 比赛?
The Highland games. 高地比赛
It's a tradtion, in honor of the wedding. 这是一项纪念婚礼的传统
It goes right back to the time when the groom had to prove 新郎就是在这个时候来证明
that he was man enough to deserve the bride. 自己是新娘值得嫁的男人
If he didn't win, he didn't get the bride. 如果他赢不了 他就不能娶新娘
No problem for my Colin... 对我的科林来说不成问题
Welcome, one an all to the Highland Games. 欢迎各位参加高地比赛
Men have travelled from all four corners of this great country 男人们从这个国家的各个地方来这儿
to compete in feets of strenght and agility. 来比试自己的力量和灵活性
But only one warrior will be man enough to claim the bride. 但是只有一个战士有能力取到新娘
One warrior that needs no introduction is our very own Colin McMurray. 这位战士不用介绍 他就是我们的科林·马克穆雷
- Isn't Colin handsome? - And coming up, - 科林很帅吧? - 接下来
here, all the way from America, Hannah's Maid of Honor, Tom. 是从美国远道而来的 汉娜的伴娘 汤姆
Who I think you can all agree, is wearing a rather fetching mini-kilt. 我相信你们都同意 他穿了条很迷人的迷你裙
- Who was in charge of that? - I have no idea. - 谁负责这个的? - 我也不知道
They're really giving their all. 他们都在使尽全力
And we're running neck and neck... A Scottishman against a Yank. 比赛现在难舍难分 一个苏格兰人对一个美国人
Ladies and gentlemen, 女士们先生们
the result of today's Highland Games rests upon the "Cable Toss". 今天高地比赛的结果将最终 由"掷树干"环节决出
The competition is down to 2 competetors. 比赛最后只剩两位选手了
A tree... We're tossing a tree? 树... 我们要掷树?
What a toss! 扔得好啊!
Way to go, Colin! 上吧 科林
Okay, Tom. Let's see what you're made of! 好吧 汤姆 我们来看看 你到底行不行
The whole competition rests on this throw. 整场比赛就由这一投决定了
Look at that Yanksie!. 看看那个美国佬
Alright. Okay.. 好吧 好吧
Come on, Tom! Oh gosh... 加油 汤姆 哦 天啊
Okay. I can do this. I can do this. Okay. 好吧 我能成功的 我一定能成功的
Here we go. Great. 来吧 真棒
Okay. Okay. 好的 好的
Here we go. Here we go. 来吧 来吧
Here we go, Oh... 来吧 哦
Watch out, watch out. 小心 小心
That's gonna cost the Yank the gold medal. 为此美国人要付出金牌的代价了
- What an ass! - And the winner of the Highland Games is, - 太糟了 - 今天高地比赛的冠军是
our very own Colin McMurray! 我们的科林·马克穆雷
That's great. 真厉害
*For my love is like a melody* *我的爱就如同旋律*
*That sweetly played in June* *在六月甜蜜地演奏着*
*As fair are thou, my bunnylass* *像你一样美丽 我的姑娘*
*say deep in love am I* *我发自内心地说 我爱你*
*And I will love thee still, my dear* *我会爱你 我的宝贝*
*till all the seas gang dry* *直到海枯石烂*
*And I will love thee still, My dear* *我会永远爱你 我的宝贝*
*Though'd were a thousand miles*. *就算我们远隔天涯*
Well done, My boy. 唱得好 我的孩子
Well done! 唱得好
That was so...! 真是太...
Well done, my boy. 唱得好 我的孩子
Robert Burns, who wrote that song, is Scotland's most famous poet. 写这首歌的罗伯特·伯恩斯 是苏格兰最有名的诗人
No, no, auntie. We haven't had any "berns" yet, so we haven't got any names yet. 不不 阿姨 我们还没"娃娃" 所以我们还没起名字
"Berns" means children. "娃娃"的意思是孩子
I'm so sorry, I'm having a hard time understanding your accent. 对不起 我还听不懂您的口音
- "Ethel". - Excuse me? - "伊瑟尔" - 什么?
It's a name, for the children. 这是阿姨给我们孩子起的名字
- "Ethel". - "Ethel"... - "伊瑟尔" - "伊瑟尔"
Little Ethel. 小伊瑟尔
Yeah. We won't be naming our child Ethel. 哦 我们不会让孩子叫伊瑟尔
Maybe if he was a teenager... 也许当他是个青少年的时候
My mother's third cousin was the Duke of Ethel. 我妈妈是伊瑟尔公爵的三表姐
We're a long line of "Ethels". 我们家族有很多"伊瑟尔"
Maybe... Maybe we'll keep it in the mix, maybe as a middle name... 也许...也许我们会把"伊瑟尔" 放进名字里 也许会是中间名
- So, Hannah, do you like the vensen? - It's delicious. - 汉娜 你喜欢吃这道菜吗 - 很好吃
Colin shot it. He's a wonderful Shot. 是科林射中的 他是个出色的射手
- Stop, mum. You'll make me blush. - And this is the moment. I've just remembered. - 别说了 妈妈 你会让我脸红的 - 就是这个瞬间 我刚记起来
- What moment is that? - When Colin killed the deer. - 哪个瞬间? - 科林射死那头鹿的瞬间
I filmed it. 我拍下来了
Right between the eyes. 刚好射在两只眼睛中间
In fact, everything we are eating this evening, Colin has killed. 事实上 今晚我们吃的所有东西 都是科林射来的
- To Colin! - To Colin. - 向科林致敬 - 向科林致敬
In your honor, Hannah. 为了你 汉娜
That is so thoughtful... 你真是太体贴了...
I'm so sorry, I didn't kill anything for you... 我真抱歉没有为你杀任何东西
Gosh... What did you get? 天啊 你的是什么
- Uhm... - I love chocolate! - 哦 - 我爱巧克力
Don't... Don't do that. 不 不要这样
You want some... 你想吃的话...
Here. I'll give you some. 来 我给你一点
Excuse me. Reverend... 借过 牧师...
Excuse me, sir. There you go. Wonderful dinner, by the way. 打扰一下 先生 这是你的酒 顺便说一下 晚餐办得很好
- Delighted, Tom. - And your wife is beautiful. - 很高兴你喜欢 汤姆 - 你太太也很漂亮
Thank you very much. 谢谢你
- Thanks. - Cheers. - 谢谢 - 干杯
A little birdy tells me that Colin personally slayed each one of these reindeer heads... 一只小鸟告诉我科林砍下了 这里每一头驯鹿的头
- Tom... - Alright. - 汤姆... - 好吧
I say "a little birdy told me", He would have told me, but Colin shot it. 我是说"一只小鸟告诉我" 它要告诉我 但是科林把它打死了
Listen, seriously... 听着 我是认真的...
Can we go somewhere private and talk? It's important. 我们可以私下谈谈吗 这很重要
- Yeah. - Should we go? - 好 - 我们走吗
Bagpipes... 是苏格兰风笛
Oh, My God... 哦 我的天啊
He's been playing the bag pipes ever since he was 3 years old. Practices every night. 他从三岁起就吹苏格兰风笛了 他每天晚上都会练习
- Every night? - Never misses! - 每天晚上? - 从来没拉下过
- What kind of necklace is that? - They're glow-in-the-dark thunderbeets. - 你带的是什么项链 - 是夜光闪光链
- Hi, mom. - I have something for you. - 嗨 妈妈 - 我有东西要给你
- Some evening, huh? - Yes... - 今晚很特别 是吗 - 是啊
This is so you can have a little piece of home with you. 这个给你 这样你在这里 至少能感觉到家乡了
Thank you. 谢谢
Look at you... 看你啊
There's you and Melissa. You were about 5 there. 这是你和梅丽莎 你们那时才五岁
Do you remember this? 你还记得这张吗
It was taken at the lake, when you father broke his arm, because of that silly motorcycle of his. 这张是在湖边照的 那时你爸爸 因为那辆蠢摩托车折断了手臂
- I miss dad so much - Me too, Sweetheart. - 我真想念爸爸 - 我也是 宝贝
I just wish that he could have been here. 我真希望他也能来这儿
He was always so worried, I was never gonna meet anyone. 他总是担心我遇不上爱的人
- No, he wasn't. - That's Paris. - 不 他没有 - 这是巴黎
He could be so "off days" sometimes... 他有时根本就不担心
What? 什么?
Well, it's just... He was always convinced that you were gonna marry Tom. 就是...他总是确信你会嫁给汤姆的
Really? 真的吗
- I'll see you in the morning. - Good night, My Angel. - 明天早上见 - 晚安我的天使
It's pulling off a bandaid. You just have to close your eyes and do it. 只是撕下创可贴 你只要闭上眼睛做就是了
- I just haven't found the right time. - What are you talking about, "right time"? - 我只是还没找到合适的时机 - 你在说什么 合适的时机?
Anytime is the right time to say "I love you, marry me". 任何时候都合适说 "我爱你 嫁给我吧"
- Right. - Come on, what are you there for, man? - 好吧 - 听着 你去那儿是干嘛的?
Take the shot, win the game and bring her home! 出手 赢下比赛 然后带她回家!
And stop running up my long-distance phone bill with these crazy calls!. 不要再说些疯狂的话 浪费我的长途电话费了
Right, right okay. Thanks, Felix. 好吧 好吧 谢谢 菲利克斯
God, come on. You can do this, Tom. What's wrong with me? You can do this. 天啊 你能做到的 汤姆 我怎么了?你能做到的
- Hey. - Hey! - 嘿 - 嘿
I thought we could go for a walk and work on the vowes. 我觉得我们该出去走一圈 练习一下宣誓的环节
- Good idea. I need some help. - Good. Okay. - 好主意 我需要些帮助 - 好的
- What do you think? - I think a lot of things. - 你在想什么 - 我在想很多事
I've been working on them all week and I actually think they're getting worse. 我一整个礼拜都在练习 但我却觉得越练越差了
At first I went for the "emotion", I thought: "What if Colin does it"? 开始时我想练出些"感情" 我想"如果科林这么做了要怎么办"
Then I tried to be funny... 然后我试着变得有趣些
I don't know if Scots have the same sence of humor as americans. 但我又不知道苏格兰人 是否和美国人有一样的幽默感
So now I am back to something basic and I totally think I've geared off into something boring... 所以现在我还是回到最基本的东西 我觉得我现在完全变得无趣了
I'm crazy about you. 我疯狂地爱着你
I think of you all the time and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. 我每时每刻都在想你 我想和你共度余生
Really? 真的吗
Really. 真的
- That's so "generic". - Generic? - 这太"普通"了 - 普通?
- Yeah! - Generic? - 对 - 普通?
- It totally is! - How can that be generic? - 真得很普通 - 这怎么会普通呢
It sounds like something you're supposed to say instead of what your really feeling. 这听上去像你应该说的话 而不是你真正的感觉
Alright. How about... 好吧 那这样...
Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. 这世上没人能像你一样让我笑
You're my best friend. 你是我最好的朋友
I just wanna be with you. 我只是想和你在一起
Look, look! There she is! 看 看! 她在那里
Let's go, let's go! 走吧 走吧
- Hannah, let's go! - What is this? - 汉娜 我们走吧 - 这是什么
- It's her "taking out". - Her... What? - 这是她的"发泄"派对 - 她的...什么?
We dress her up and then we parade around one of the pubs in town. 我们给她穿好衣服 然后在城里的酒吧里游荡
- That's wierd... - It's tradition! - 这很奇怪 - 这是传统!
- Really? - Then we fill a toilet with salt - 真的吗 - 然后我们在厕所里撒满盐
and we sell your kisses for change. 我们卖你的吻换钱
- Sell your kisses? - Yep. - 卖你的吻? - 是的
Come on, it's like a Scottish Bachelorette-party. 这就是苏格兰的单身派对
Okay, Okay... 好吧 好吧
- Okay, come on! 好 来吧
Change for kisses! Right there... 卖吻 就在那里
Instead of Whiskeys. 而不是卖威士忌
It's her "taking-out"! She's got the breath of an angel. 这是她的"发泄派对"! 她有天使般的气味
One more, alright, alright. 再来一杯 对 对
- Another! - Another! - 再来一杯 - 再来一杯
Thank you. 谢谢
This is all I have. 我只有这点
- Oh, my God! My God, you guys! - Let's go! - 哦 我的天啊 我的天啊 各位! - 我们走吧
We have to get more kisses. 我们要去多吻几个
Kisses! 吻!
- I can't take it anymore! - What are you doing? - 我再也受不了了 - 你在干什么
- Let's do it again. - No! - 我们再来一次吧 - 不要!
- For old time's sake... - Don't take that off. - 看在我们以前的份上 - 不要脱下来
- I need to make this up to you... - Don't... take... this. - 我要弥补你 - 不 不要这么做
No, I'm really unhappy. 不 我真得很不开心
- That's fine. - Tom... - 没事的 - 汤姆...
- It's okay. It's okay... - I'm not happy at all. - 没事 没事 - 我一点也不开心
- Get up... - And I am in a really... - 起来 - 我真的
confusing place in my life right now... 我现在真的很迷惑
- Confusing? - Listen... - 迷惑? - 听着...
- I have had some whiskey... - I can tell. - 我喝了点威士忌 - 我发现了
And I need you to "service" me. 我要你为我"服务"
- "Service" you? I not gonna "service you"... - "Service me", bitch! - 为你"服务"?我不要为你"服务" - 为我"服务"!
- Oh, my... "Service me"! - 哦 我的天啊 - 为我"服务"
- Be quiet! - You be quiet. - 安静点 - 你安静点
Everyone's sleeping... 大家都睡了
- Get down. - You can't get down. - 躺下来 - 你不能躺下来
You can't... 你不能...
- Be quiet! - You be quiet. - 安静点! - 你安静点
No. No! Get off! 不要不要 离远点!
Wait... Wait... 等等 等等
- Hannah... - Bring me more whiskey. - 汉娜 - 再给我点威士忌
Hannah. 汉娜
It's Tom, let me in. Let me in. 是汤姆 让我进来 让我进来
Go away, Tom. 走开 汤姆
No. Let me explain. It's not what you think. 不 听我解释 不是你想的那样
- It doesn't matter now. - Yes it does. Why did you... - 现在都没关系了 - 有关系的 你为什么...
- Just... Go! - I'll go. Just tell me, why - 走开吧! - 我会走的 我只要你告诉我
did you come to my room? 为什么你会来我的房间
Hannah... Why did you come to the room? 汉娜 你为什么来我的房间?
To talk about that kiss. 来说清楚那个吻的事
Please, don't... Don't marry him. 求你了 不要 不要嫁给他
- All these years, Tom... - Don't marry him... - 那么多年以来 汤姆... - 不要嫁给他
All this time... 那么久...
- You're doing this now? - I know... - 你现在才要这么做吗 - 我知道...
- How can you do this? - I'm sorry... Just let me in. - 你怎么能这么做 - 很抱歉 让我进来吧
- No. I can't. - Let me in. - 不 我不能 - 让我进来
You're only doing this now because you are afraid of loosing me. 你现在这么做只是因为害怕失去我
I need someone who's gonna be there for me, 我需要一个无论发生什么
no matter what happens. 都能陪在我身边的人
Someone who truly... Loves me. 一个真的...爱我的人
Someone I can trust. 一个我能信任的人
I'm marrying Colin tomorrow... Tom. 我明天就要嫁给科林了...汤姆
I can't be your Maid of Honor. 我不能做你的伴娘
I can't give you away. 我不能把你拱手让出
I'm sorry, Hannah. 对不起 汉娜
I'm sorry, you and Tom had a fight. 我很遗憾你和汤姆闹僵了
I'm his best friend. 我是他最好的朋友
He's just afraid of loosing me. 他只是害怕会失去我
- He'll get over it. - Ay. - 他会挺过去的 - 嗯
- Suck it! Suck it. - I am! - 吸气 吸气 - 我在吸气!
- Okay. Suck it in. Breath in... - 好吧 吸进去 吸气...
- Hold it... - I'm trying, my God.. - 穿进去... - 我在努力 我的天啊...
- I'll hold it in. - Okay. Alright, alright. - 我会穿进去的 - 好 好
- Give it to me.. - 1, 2, 3... - 我来... - 1 2 3
- Is it?... - Oh, My God! - 穿进去了吗 - 哦 我的天啊
- It fits, it fits! 穿进了 穿进了!
- It fits! - Well done. - 穿进了! - 干得好
- Oh no. No, no... - My God... no... - 哦 不要 不要 - 我的天啊 不要...
- Why are we stopping? - An early flock. - 我们为什么要停下来? - 一群提早来的羊
A... What? 一群...什么?
Hi, Sweetheart. 嗨 宝贝
I remember you. 我记得你
Hey. 嘿
Hi. 嗨
I love you too. 我也爱你
Thank you. 谢谢
Turn around, I have to go back. 掉头 我必须回去
Oh, no. 哦 不
Oh no. Shit... Shit! 哦 不 妈的! 他妈的!
- Hey, I need another ferry-boat. - We only got the one ferry. - 嘿 我还要一艘船 - 我们只有一艘船
- What? - And it's waiting over there for the ceremony to finish. - 什么? - 这艘船还要在那里等婚礼结束
- Is there another way to get there? - You can drive. - 还有什么方法能过去吗 - 你可以开车
- Drive... How long? - It will take about an hour and a half... - 开车...多久? - 大约要一个半小时
- That's too long. - You can swim. - 太久了 - 你可以游泳
- Swim?.. - Or you can go on trip around the shore. - 游泳? - 或者你可以绕着河岸走
- That will take a wee while. - Shore, right... - 很快就能到 - 河岸 对...
A horse! A horse. Hey, I need your horse. 马!马 嘿 我需要你的马
- My horse? - Yes. - 我的马? - 是的
- Come down from there. - I need to get to the church. - 下来 - 我要去教堂
What do think you're planning, you great fool? You'll hurt yourself. 你以为你在干嘛 你这傻子 你会伤到自己的
I'll give you 3 cents for every coffee collar used world wide. 世界上每有一个咖啡领售出 我都会给你三美分
- What? - Do you have wny idea how much money that is? - 什么? - 你知道这意味着多少钱吗
Good luck to you, then. Her name's Nancy. 那么祝你好运了 她叫南希
- I'll see you over there - Thanks. Nancy, let's go! - 我在那里见你 - 谢谢 南希 我们走
Stick to the shore... Pass the monument, the church is on the left. 沿着河岸 过了纪念碑 教堂就在你左边
What, in the name of the wee man, is a "Coffee collar"? 这个小鬼说的 咖啡领 是什么东西?
Go, Nancy! 走 南希
This is just what this nice dress needs... 这就是一条漂亮裙子需要的
and it goes across the dress. It looks really beautiful. 它绕过裙子 看上去真美
Please, be seated. 请坐
We are gathered here together, in the sight of God... 我们在这里相聚 在上帝的注视下
- Give me your pin... - to witness this congregation... - 把你的大头针给我 - 来见证这个仪式
To join together this man... 我们相聚在这里
This is a celebration of love. 这是爱的庆典
For Colin, it's through the memories of seeing his parent's love. 对科林来说 是通过儿时
- ...As a child. - It looks very nice. - 见证他父母爱情的回忆 - 这样看上去很好
And for Hannah, it's through the paintings of Modigliani. 对汉娜来说 是通过莫迪利阿尼的画
Therefor, if any man can show just cause why these two may not be joined together... 因此 如果有任何一个人想要 说这两个人不应该结合的话
Let him now speek, or forever hold his peace. 请他现在就说 不然就永远保持沉默
Tom? 汤姆?
Tom! 汤姆!
Tom! Tom? 汤姆!汤姆?
Tom! 汤姆!
Tom... 汤姆...
Tom! 汤姆!
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I think so. - 你还好吗? - 嗯 还好
- Tom, what are you doing here? - I have to tell you something... - 汤姆 你在这里干嘛 - 我一定要告诉你...
Hannah... 汉娜...
Your hair looks awful. 你的头发看上去很糟糕
- It does? - Yeah. - 真的? - 是的
- What? - And the sash... - 什么? - 还有这肩带
It sucks. 太难看了
But that hair... 但是那头发...
- It's like a co-op for para-keeds. - What? - 真像是鹦鹉合作社 - 什么?
Look... Hannah... 听着 汉娜
I pride myself with being honest with everybody. 我为自己骄傲 因为我诚实地对待每个人
But there's somebody I've been lying to for a very long time. Myself. 但是有一个人 我一直都欺骗他 这个人就是我自己
Because the truth it's... It's scary. 因为真相...让我害怕
And 10 years ago I got in bed with the wrong girl. 10年前我和错误的女孩倒在一张床上
She turned out to be the right one. 到最后原来她才是良人
I love you, Hannah. 我爱你 汉娜
I always have... And I always will. 我一直都爱你 也会永远爱你
Thomas Bailey... 托马斯·贝里
You are the worst Maid of Honor of all time. 你是有史以来最差劲的伴娘
Oh, no. 哦 不
I'm... 我...
So... 真的...
Very, truly, sorry. 真的非常抱歉
I don't expect you to ever forgive me. 我不指望你会原谅我
Just so you know... 只是你要知道
You are the perfect guy. 你是个完美的男人
Just not the perfect guy for me. 只是不是我的真命天子
Goodbye, Hannah. 再见 汉娜
Colin... 科林...
- What did she say? - She said I should dick you. - 她说什么 - 她说我应该打你
Oh yeah, that makes sence... 哦 对 有道理
Arsehole! 去你的
- I do. - And Tom, do you take Hannah - 我愿意 - 汤姆 你愿意娶汉娜
- to be your lawfully wedded wife? - I do. - 为你的合法妻子吗 - 我愿意
Now, this is the moment. 现在 就在这个时刻
I now pronounce you husband and wife. 我宣布你们结为夫妻
At last... You may kiss your bride. 最后...你能吻新娘了
Oh my God. 哦 我的天啊
- Number six? - Seven. - 是第六任吧? - 第七任
You're absolutely glowing tonight, grandma Pearl. 你今晚真的在发光 玻尔外婆
Thank you. It's very nice of you to say so. 谢谢你这么说
What are you doing? 你在干什么
I'm just making sure I got the right girl this time. 我只是想确认这次我找到了对的人
You do. Definitely. 你当然找到了
- Oh, Monica... - Oh, Bill... - 哦 莫尼卡... - 哦 比尔...