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翻譯 吃冰棒 glida 屯栗子
翻譯 王木木 米糊了 余歡
校對 布塔
時間軸 caroline 西·查 啾 沒有影子
後期 漁夫
總監 布塔
卡斯蘭 Kaslan
在卡斯蘭 我們相信幸福 At Kaslan, we believe that happiness
亨利·卡斯蘭 卡斯蘭集團創始人
不僅在於娛樂 is about more than entertainment.
而在於被感知 被理解 被愛 It's about being known, understood, loved.
向大家介紹你們的新好友 巴弟 Introducing your new best friend, Buddi.
巴弟 我們一起看電視吧 Hey, Buddi. Let's watch some TV.
好的 Okay.
大家好 我是巴弟 Hi, I'm Buddi.
我可以幫助大家管理全家 I can help you out all over the house.
巴弟可以連接並控制 Buddi can connect to and control
家中所有卡斯蘭產品和智能家居設備 all of your Kaslan products and smart home devices.
先進的三方設備連接
整合協同智能家居
智能語音識別
他可以做你的私人DJ 幫你整理房間 He can be your personal DJ, help tidy up the house.
控制家中整個智能中樞系統 Control your entire smart hub system.
巴弟採用先進的自學技術 Buddi uses advanced self-learning technology
不斷尋找取悅於你的新方式 to constantly find new ways to entertain you.
你好 巴弟 我是本 今年十三歲 Hi, Buddi. I'm Ben, and I'm 13 years old.
別忘了拿你的科學課本 Don't forget your science book.
他能融入你的日常生活 He adapts to your daily routine.
謝謝 Thanks.
通過連接大量卡斯蘭服務 And finds ways to make life simpler
巴弟 你最好的朋友
巴弟 連接巴弟
令你的生活更輕鬆 by connecting to a host of Kaslan services.
巴弟遊戲 與巴弟一起玩遊戲 巴弟美術 與巴弟一起畫畫 巴弟無人機 將巴弟與卡斯無人機連接 巴弟視頻 查看巴弟所見 巴弟雲 將巴弟與卡斯蘭應用連接
謝了 巴弟 幫我叫一輛卡斯蘭專車 Thanks, Buddi. I need a Kaslan Kar pick up, please.
你的專車已經出發 Your car is on its way!
當巴弟將你銘記於心後 When Buddi imprints on you,
他就成了你終身的好朋友 he becomes your best friend for life.
你是我的朋友 You are my buddy.
巴弟的頂級人工智能保護條款 And Buddi's state-of-the-art AI safeguards
能確保你的孩子時刻安全 ensure that your children will always be safe.
巴弟 你最好的朋友
卡斯蘭工廠 越南
巴弟啟動設定 確認 是或否
移除安全協議 行為保護條款
已移除
移除安全協議 語言保護條款
已移除
移除安全協議 禁止暴力
已移除
移除安全協議 所有安全協議已移除
鬼娃回魂
澤德商超
顧客服務 退換處
-你好 -沒人告訴我 - Hello. - Nobody told me
這該死的娃娃是紅頭髮的 the fucking doll was ginger.
好吧 我覺得你不應該說髒話 Okay, I don't think you're allowed to say that word.
我孩子想要金髮的 那樣的 My kid wanted the blonde one. You know, that one.
嗯 那個是二代巴弟 Yeah. So that one is the Buddi 2,
現在還沒發售 which hasn't come out yet.
看上去你買的是初代巴弟 也就是這個 And it looks like you purchased the Buddi 1, which is this guy.
聽著 我等這個紅毛玩意 Listen, I waited three goddamn weeks
寄來已經等了三周了 for this ginger piece of shit to come in the mail.
好吧 很抱歉你沒有看清盒子上的說明 Okay. Well, I'm so sorry that you didn't read the box.
而且盒子前面還是透明的 你可以看清楚 And even... There's a window, that you can see
他是紅髮不是金髮 that his hair is red and not blonde.
謝了 Thanks.
謝謝光顧澤德商超 Thanks for shopping at Zed Mart.
我剛剛在... I was just...
你看起來很頹 發生什麼事了 You look like shit. What happened to you?
多謝關心 注意用詞 Thanks. And watch your language.
抱歉 Sorry.
安迪 我跟你說了把箱子裡的東西拿出來放好 Andy, I told you to unpack those boxes.
好的 我知道 我在收拾 Okay, I know, and I was.
我想先規劃好 I wanted to make a mental map
所有東西該放在哪 of where I should put everything first.
達到最佳的風水效果 You know, for maximum feng shui.
你研究風水專心到 I think you were maximum feng-shuing so hard,
忘了放下手機 you forgot to put your phone down
花幾秒鐘去餵魯尼 for five seconds and feed Rooney.
你是說這部代替我生日禮物的 You mean this busted-ass phone
破爛手機嗎 that we're replacing for my birthday?
老兄 為了給你買新助聽器 Dude, I've already been working doubles
我已經在加班了 to try to get you a new hearing aid.
這副還能用 I'm fine with this one,
但我學東西主要就靠它了 but this is my primary source of education.
天吶 我之前沒想到這個 Oh, my God. I never thought about it like that.
等等 Wait.
讓我看看你都學了些什麼 Let me see what your education has been getting you up to.
天吶 這個娃娃還真是陰魂不散 Oh, my God, I cannot escape this doll.
-好吧 等等 等等 -不 - Okay, wait, wait, wait. - No.
真噁心 這個我今晚沒收了 Gross. This is staying with me for the rest of the night.
-什麼 你... -不 - What? You... - No.
你不能這麼做 這是我在家唯一的消遣了 You can't do that. That's the only thing to do here.
可以做的事多著呢 There's literally an entire world of things to do.
看 有兩個小孩站在雨中 多有意思 Look, two kids standing in the rain. That looks fun.
誰知道他們是什麼人 可能是連環殺手 They could be anybody. They could be serial killers.
笨蛋 Noodle.
我們談過這個了 We talked about this.
你說你會試著去交新朋友 You said you were gonna try to make new friends.
搬家對我們來說應該是全新的開始 This move is supposed to be a new start for us.
這麼著 如果你出去認識新朋友 Tell you what, you don't have to unpack
今晚你就不用收拾東西 or do anything tonight,
或做其它任何事了 if you just go out there and try.
而且還能拿回手機 Give you your phone back.
好吧 我出門去 Okay. I'll be outside.
真的嗎 這樣就行了嗎 Really, that was it?
這個是我們三周前買的 We picked this up three weeks ago.
但我們把它帶回家 開機後 But we took it home, and we turned it on,
它的眼睛是紅色的 and its eyes were red.
而且感覺它不太對勁 And something's wrong with it.
很奇怪 而且我想到 It was just weird. And I just thought,
新款兩周後就發售了 with the new one coming out in two weeks,
不如還是把它退了吧 it would just be better for me to take this back, you know,
不要了 get it off my hands.
請問 So, I'm just wondering,
可以退款嗎 can I get my money back?
可以 Yeah.
韋斯 Hey, Wes!
-你好 -我想問下 - Hi. - Hey, I was just curious.
這樣的退貨怎麼處理 What happens to returns like this?
損壞得很嚴重的退貨 Like, really damaged returns.
寄回給卡斯蘭 Yeah, we send it back to Kaslan.
他們會怎麼處理 And what do they do with it?
可能把它扔進垃圾壓縮機裡吧 Probably toss it, trash compactor.
我也不知道 新款要發售了 I don't know. New model's coming out.
兩周後就沒人在乎這個古董了 No one's gonna give a rat's ass about this thing in two weeks.
所以他們不會在意這個 So, they won't care if it doesn't make it
有沒有被退回去 對嗎 on the truck, right?
我在意 I care.
拜託 我孩子生日就快到了 能給我嗎 Come on, my kid's birthday is coming up. Can I have it?
-你有孩子了 -是的 我有孩子了 - You've got a kid? - Yes, I've got a kid.
我的花季年華過得甜蜜高效 好嗎 I had a very productive sweet 16, okay?
如果你想知道的話 If you really wanna know.
拜託了 Come on.
這事只有你知我知 It'll be our little secret.
別人不會知道的 No one has to know.
就像那次你在倉庫裡上了蘇珊一樣 Just like that time you banged Susan in the warehouse.
順便問下 你妻子最近怎麼樣 How's your wife, by the way?
可以給我嗎 給我吧 Can I have it? Give it to me.
我拿走了 And I'm taking it.
就這樣了 韋斯 There you go, Wes.
代我向你妻子問好 Say hi to your wife.
好的 Yeah.
-天啊 -該死 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit.
笨蛋 Noodle.
你這麼早就放學了 You're home early.
-還記得肖恩嗎 -你好 小伙子 - Remember Shane? - Hey, bud.
好久不見 It's been a while.
我去準備晚飯 你餓嗎 I'm... I'm just gonna make dinner. You hungry?
不餓 我要去 No. Uh, I'm gonna go hang out
跟樓道那頭的孩子們一起玩 with some kids down the hall, actually.
真的嗎 有誰 Really, who?
要走了 再見 Gotta go. Bye!
你怎麼回事 So, what are you?
你是四樓樓道的流浪漢嗎 Some kind of fourth floor hallway hobo, or something like that?
什麼 What?
你叫安迪吧 剛搬來401的 Andy, right? You just moved into 401?
我經常看到你在外面 Yeah. I see you out here, like, a lot.
不 那不是我 Oh, uh, no, it's not me.
我有五個孿生兄弟 I have, like, five twin brothers,
輪流出來 so we just take shifts.
你還進不進來了 Are you comin' in or what?
馬上 媽 I'll be right there, Ma.
等一下 Just give me a minute.
愛你 Love you.
那是我媽 So that's the mom.
每週都要拖我回家吃晚飯 She drags me over for dinner every week.
聽著 如果你想吃晚飯 So, listen, man, if you wanna have some dinner,
歡迎來我家 這樣我就能 you're welcome to join us, 'cause I could
有個人支援 因為她... really use the backup, 'cause she...
安迪 Andy?
怎麼了 What's going on?
他惹事了嗎 Is he in trouble?
對 麻煩大了 Yeah. Lots of trouble.
一直有人跟我們投訴 We've been gettin' lots of complaints about
有小孩在這辦派對 some kid out here throwing parties,
賣毒品和啤酒 selling drugs and beer.
兜售酒水 Peddling booze...
你是在開玩笑 That was a joke?
我是這麼打算的 It was an attempt.
我本來準備說 "我是個風趣的警察" I was gonna say, "I'm the fun police."
不過不太成功 It's not landing.
等等 你是誰 Wait, who are you?
我是警探邁克 邁克警探 I'm Mike... Detective. Detective Mike.
那我回去了 So, um, I'm just gonna go.
這就走 Yeah. I'm gonna go.
順便告訴你 所有媽媽都很嚇人 All moms are scary, by the way.
快點 兒子 Hurry up, son!
很高興認識你 安迪的媽媽 It was nice to meet you, Andy's mom.
很高興認識你 邁克警探 Nice meeting you, Detective Mike.
-再見 邁克 -回頭見 安迪 - Bye, Mike. - See you later, Andy.
晚飯不會自己煮好 Dinner ain't gonna cook itself!
媽 你吼我 沒必要吧 You're screaming, Ma. Really?
一定要讓我出糗嗎 Must you embarrass me like that?
媽 你不能那樣大喊大叫 Ma, you can't be shouting like that.
我以為你和朋友們出去玩了 I thought you were out with your friends.
為什麼不回家去 Why didn't you just come back inside?
肖恩還在嗎 Is Shane still there?
不在 他走了 No. He's gone.
走吧 我有東西要給你 Come on, I've got something for you.
是個驚喜 It's a surprise.
閉上眼 Close your eyes.
好了 Okay.
我知道還有幾周才到你的生日 I know it's not your birthday for a couple weeks,
不過搬家讓人很不好過 but this move has been really tough.
我知道你有點生我的氣 所以 And I know you're kinda mad at me, so...
我覺得這是你應得的 I think you deserve this.
驚喜 早來的禮物 Surprise! Early present.
你是在歎氣嗎 Is that a sigh?
這就是你一直很迷的巴弟啊 That's the Buddi thing you're obsessed with.
是的 只是... Yeah, um, it's just...
這是給小孩子玩的玩具了 This thing is for, like, little kids now.
一年前就發售了 It came out, like, a year ago.
好吧 我知道這很傻 但我覺得會很有趣的 Okay, I know it's stupid, but I thought it'd be funny.
拜託 Come on!
-試試看 -好吧 - Let's try it. - Okay.
記住 這是翻新的 Just remember, it's refurbished,
所以可能不太好用 好嗎 so it might not work perfectly, okay?
巴弟 錯誤代碼57
你的巴弟已連接 Your Buddi is now connected.
酷 Cool.
你好 你是我最好的朋友嗎 Hi. Are you my best buddy?
大概吧 I guess?
正在銘記
好刺眼 That's bright.
你叫什麼名字 What's your name?
安迪 幹啥 Andy. 'Sup?
你好 安迪幹啥 Hi, Andysup.
-抱歉 -我叫什麼名字 - Sorry. - What's my name?
出自《星球大戰》系列電影
漢·索洛 Han Solo.
你是說恰吉嗎 Did you say Chucky?
什麼 不 完全不對 What? No. Not even close.
-恰吉 -是... - Chucky. - It's...
我喜歡這名字 I like that.
恰吉 Chucky.
我是恰吉 I'm Chucky.
你想做什麼 安迪幹啥 What do you wanna do, Andysup?
安迪 我就叫安迪 Andy. It's just Andy.
我不知道 做些有意思的事 I don't know. Do something cool.
打開電視吧 I guess turn on the TV.
交給我吧 I will do that.
電視是什麼 What's a TV?
你在開玩笑嗎 那東西 Are you joking? That thing.
我無法處理這個指令 I cannot process that command.
等一下 這上面說你必須 Wait a minute. It says here you gotta
"將他的知識庫雲同步" "sync his knowledge base to the cloud
"他才能和其它卡斯蘭產品連接" "before he can connect to any other Kaslan products."
好吧 恰吉 Okay, Chucky,
連接到雲 connect to the cloud.
下載 Download.
學習東西 Learn stuff.
我無法做到 I am unable to do that.
有點詭異 It's kinda creepy.
不能用 Doesn't work.
老天 God.
好吧 這玩意太蠢了 Okay, this thing is stupid.
我不知道它壞成了這樣 I didn't know it was that messed up.
-不 媽媽 -我拿回去 沒事 - No, Mom. - I'll take it back. It's fine.
媽媽 說實話 我很喜歡 Mom. Mom, honestly, I like it.
-不 你不喜歡 -真的很棒 - No, you don't. - Seriously. It's great.
他很搞笑 He's hilarious.
-我愛你 -我也愛你 - I love you. - I love you, too.
其實還挺酷的 It's actually pretty cool.
去睡覺吧 安迪幹啥 Go to bed, Andysup.
走吧 Come on.
危險 閒人免進
這是我的房間 This is my room.
那是米奇·魯尼 And that's Mickey Rooney.
他特別混蛋 所以不要摸他 He's a total dick, so just don't touch him.
特別混蛋 Total dick.
你可以說這詞嗎 You're allowed to say that?
酷 Cool.
這是我的書桌 This is my desk.
這是我的素描本 This is my sketchbook.
我有時胡亂搭配警察拍檔 I do fake buddy cop team-ups sometimes.
比如德古拉和羅賓漢 Like, Dracula and Robin Hood.
或者 Or...
這個是佐羅和美杜莎 This one's Zorro and Medusa.
有點牽強 Kind of a deep cut.
說不好 這很蠢 I don't know, it's stupid.
我不覺得這很蠢 I do not think it's stupid.
謝謝 Thanks.
來自會說話的娃娃的憐憫恭維 Pity compliments from a talking doll.
我的人生啊 That's my life.
今晚就到這裡吧 That's enough for tonight.
你想睡覺前唱巴弟之歌嗎 Do you want to sing the Buddi song before bed?
不 不用了 No. I'm good.
□ 你是我的朋友 直到永遠 □ □ You are my buddy until the end □
□ 不止是朋友 你是我最好的朋友 □ □ More than a buddy, you're my best friend □
好吧 一點都不古怪 Right. Totally not weird at all.
我們玩得開心嗎 Are we having fun now?
算是吧 Sure. I guess.
棒 Yay!
好吧 Okay.
又到玩耍時間了嗎 我們玩得開心嗎 Is it time to play again? Are we having fun now?
不 我們要睡覺 No. We're having sleep.
閉上眼睛好嗎 假裝不這麼嚇人 Just please close your eyes and pretend to be less creepy.
你是我最好的朋友 安迪 You're my best friend, Andy.
好 別再這麼古怪 該安靜了 Okay. Stop being so weird. Quiet time.
□ 你是我的朋友 □ □ You are my buddy □
□ 直到永遠 □ □ Until the end □
□ 不止是朋友 你是我最好的朋友 □ □ More than a buddy, you're my best friend □
□ 我那麼愛你 你想像不到 □ □ I love you more than you will ever know □
-□ 我永遠不會... □ -閉嘴好嗎 - □ I will never... □ - Please shut up.
□ 離開你 □ □ let you go □
晚安 安迪 Good night, Andy.
安迪 你忘了拿你的科學課本 Andy, you forgot your science book.
恰吉 這不是課本 Okay, Chucky, this is not a book.
這些都不是課本 None of these are books.
老實待在這裡 好嗎 Just stay here, okay?
別再拿課本了 And no more books.
-你回來了 -天啊 - You're back! - Jesus!
你一直等在這裡嗎 Were you here the whole time?
我給你做了一份禮物 I made you a present.
-一根斷木棍 -安迪 - A busted stick. - Andy.
我不明白她看上肖恩哪點了 I don't get what she sees in Shane.
我是說 I mean,
他人不好 he's not nice.
他就是個混蛋 He's just an asshole.
反正也無所謂 It doesn't matter anyway.
最終他也會離開我們 He's just gonna end up leaving us,
就像其他人一樣 like everybody else.
我永遠不會離開你 I will never leave you.
我們玩得開心嗎 Are we having fun now?
算是吧 Yeah. I guess.
-進攻 -你不應該讓首領帶頭 - Attack? - You shouldn't lead with your chieftain.
我還有很多要教你的 好吧 I still have to teach you so much about this. Okay...
好了 又該我擲骰子了 Okay. And I get to roll again. So...
棒 兩個六 Boom! Double sixes!
你的獸人出局了 Okay, get that orc outta here.
特別混蛋 Total dick.
說得好 Nailed that one.
-那是什麼 -貓抓了我 - What is that? - The cat scratched me.
疼死了 Hurts like hell.
貓咪傷了安迪嗎 Kitty hurt Andy?
是的 待在這裡 我去找創可貼 Yeah. Stay here. I'm gonna go find a Band-Aid.
蠢魯尼 Stupid Rooney.
我發誓 我受夠了這隻貓 I swear, I'm so sick of this cat.
魯尼 我對天發誓 如果你不閉嘴 Rooney, I swear to God, if you don't shut up,
我就給你換回干貓糧了 I'm putting you back on dry food.
恰吉 住手 Chucky! Stop!
你不能那麼做 你為什麼要那麼做 You can't do that, okay? Why would you do that?
他傷了你 他讓你不開心 He was hurting you. He was making you unhappy.
恰吉 聽著 看著我 Chucky, okay, listen, look at me.
這很重要 This is important.
你不能傷人 或者貓 You can't hurt people, or cats.
這樣不好 It's not cool.
我知道你與眾不同 但是 I know you're different, but...
我們必須保密 知道嗎 that's gotta be our secret. Okay?
別說古怪的話或者嚇唬人 And don't say any weird shit or creep people out.
貓嚇壞了 Cat's freakin' out.
把房間收拾乾淨 Clean up this room.
除了那個傢伙 Except maybe that guy.
我有個主意 I've got an idea.
好了 如果要成功 Okay. If this is gonna work,
我需要你的樣子 I need you to look as creepy
越詭異嚇人憤怒殘忍越好 知道嗎 and scary and angry and mean as possible. All right?
盡可能睜大你的眼睛 像這樣 So, open your eyes as wide as you can, like...
不 你還是很可愛 No, you still look cute.
盡可能張大嘴巴 Open your mouth as wide as you can
呲牙咆哮 and snarl with your lips.
不過像笑一樣 But kinda smile.
完美 好 就像這樣 Perfect! Okay, yes, just like that.
好 試試這個 Okay. Try this one.
盡可能張大嘴笑 Smile as wide as you can.
更大 Wider.
棒 Yes!
好吧 Yeah...
還真的挺嚇人的 It's actually pretty damn creepy.
好了 可以停下了 Okay, you can stop now.
富蘭克林 富蘭克林 Franklin! Franklin!
見鬼 抱歉 Shit. Sorry.
沒事 It's fine.
太他媽吵了 It's fucking loud.
那東西說髒話了 That thing just swore.
它應該不能說髒話的 It... It's not supposed to be able to do that.
是的 我知道 他... Yeah. I know. He...
它並不遵守規則 It doesn't really follow the rules.
它不遵守規則 It doesn't follow the rules?
就像它能選擇一樣嗎 Like it has a choice?
算是吧 Kinda, yeah.
抱歉 我打斷一下 他什麼都能做嗎 Sorry, can I pop in here? So he just does whatever?
你讓他做什麼都行嗎 You can make him do whatever?
基本上是的 Pretty much.
我能說一句嗎 Okay, can I just point out that
所有機器人末日劇情都是這樣開始的 this is how every robot apocalypse scenario begins?
-說"包皮垢" -包皮垢 - Say "dick cheese." - Dick cheese.
真是酷爆了 That is the coolest.
我有好多問題 你是誰 I have so many questions. Who are you?
他叫安迪幹啥 His name is Andysup.
-我是安迪 -我是法玲 他是普格 - I'm Andy. - Falyn. Pugg.
你怎麼坐在樓道裡 Why are you in the hall?
我本來想教他 I was gonna try and teach him
怎麼嚇唬我媽的男友 to creep out my mom's boyfriend, but
不過這可能是個壞主意 probably a bad idea.
你錯了 這主意太棒了 You're wrong. It's perfect.
我們馬上就干 And we're doing it right now.
老天 操 媽的... Jesus! Fuck! Fuckin'...
凱倫 Karen!
-凱倫 -快看啊 - Karen! - Check it out.
-瞧瞧 -天吶 - Look at that. - Oh, my God.
太帶勁了 This is legendary.
我們來找安迪 We're here for Andy.
該走了 混球 Let's move, dick turd.
-你們是誰 -法玲和普格 - Who are you? - Falyn and Pugg.
法玲和普格是名字嗎 Those are names? Falyn and Pugg?
-準備好了嗎 -好了 我晚點回來 - Ready? - Yeah. Be back later!
-你姐姐挺性感 -老兄 那是我媽 - Your sister's pretty hot. - Dude, that's my mom.
更性感了 Even hotter.
你確定那個管理員不會為此發狂嗎 You sure the janitor guy is not gonna get any shit for this?
誰在乎啊 那人就是個變態 Who cares? Guy's a total creep.
那玩意壞了嗎 怎麼看著有點怪 Is that thing busted? It's kinda weird looking.
沒有 他只是與眾不同 No. He's just different.
現在說 "為了圖派克" Now say, "This is for Tupac!"
被看作有史以來最偉大的說唱歌手 1996年死於槍擊
你想唱巴弟之歌嗎 Do you wanna sing the Buddi song?
不 說"為了圖派克" 然後捅它 No! Say, "This is for Tupac," and stab the asshole.
-快點 -但我想唱 - Come on! - But I want to.
我們想要這視頻火起來 他搞什麼 We want this to go viral. He for real?
□ 你是我的朋友... □ □ You are my buddy... □
夠了 That's enough.
該走了 恰吉 Time to go, Chucky.
緝毒警報 閉嘴 閉嘴 Narc alert. Shut up, shut up.
我居然被他嘲笑了 I just got owned.
該死的千禧小鬼 Little fucking millennials.
1986年電影《德州電鋸殺人狂2》
安迪 你想玩耍嗎 Andy, you wanna play now?
現在不行 恰吉 Not now, Chucky.
太荒唐了 This is ridiculous.
等著 Wait for it.
等著 Wait for it...
收信時間到了 Time for incoming mail!
一 二 One, and a-two...
-小心 賤人 -三 - Heads up, bitch! - ...and a-three!
彭 Boom!
太棒了 Yes!
看到了嗎 Did you see that?
什麼鬼 那是什麼鬼電影 What the hell? What even is that?
我也不知道 我在商店裡買的 I don't know, I bought it at a store.
太假了 It's so unrealistic.
而且具體 And specific.
恐怖電影都是這樣的嗎 Are all horror movies like this?
-不是 -差不多 - No. - Pretty much.
-是的 沒錯 -不對 不是 - Yes, they are. - No, they're not.
真噁心 那是他的臉嗎 Gross. Is that his face?
什麼鬼 What the hell?
你他媽在看嗎 Are you fucking watching this?
這根本不現實 That wouldn't even happen.
小心 賤人 Heads up, bitch.
安迪 Andy.
等著 Wait for it.
太精彩了 That is priceless.
小心 賤人 Heads up, bitch.
暫停
-小心 賤人 -恰吉 把刀放下 - Heads up, bitch. - Chucky? Put down the knife.
-小心 賤人 -安迪 - Heads up, bitch. - Andy!
恰吉 Chucky!
停下 Stop!
-你到底怎麼回事 -我 - What is wrong with you? - I, uh...
我以為這會讓你開心 I thought it would make you happy.
對不起 安迪 I'm sorry, Andy.
我要跟法玲和普格出去 I'm going out with Falyn and Pugg.
我這輩子從沒試過烘焙 I have never baked anything in my life before, but
但你看烤出來多漂亮 look how good they look!
我不是很餓 I'm not really hungry.
我再去拿瓶啤酒 I'm gonna grab another beer.
不過看上去真的不錯 They do look good though.
好吧 Okay.
很好吃 It's good.
老天 Jesus!
肖恩真是個混蛋 Shane's such an asshole.
肖恩真是個混蛋 真是個混蛋 Shane's such an asshole. Such an asshole.
-你聽到了嗎 -真是個混蛋 - Do you hear that? - Such an asshole.
肖恩真是個混蛋 Shane's such an asshole.
你開什麼玩笑 You gotta be kiddin' me.
肖恩真是個混蛋 Shane's such an asshole.
-肖恩真是個混蛋 -你覺得這很好笑嗎 - Shane's such an asshole. - You think that's funny?
真是個混蛋 真是個混蛋 Such an asshole. Such an asshole.
肖恩真是個混蛋 Shane's such an asshole.
我沒讓他說任何話 I didn't make him say anything!
好吧 你知道嗎 你得少跟他在一起玩 Okay. You know what? You're spending less time with this thing.
最多每天一小時 One hour a day, tops.
然後其它時間 他都得待在這裡 And the rest of the time, he's going in here.
媽媽 停手 你會嚇到他的 Mom, stop, you're gonna scare him!
這是個玩具 It's a toy.
你不必把他也捲進來 You don't have to bring him into this.
這是個玩具 安迪 It's a toy, Andy.
而且他總是嚇到魯尼 好嗎 And he keeps freaking out Rooney, okay?
所以我要分開他們 So I'm keeping them separated.
如果他待在我的房間裡 I can keep him away from Rooney
就不會跟魯尼有接觸了 if he stays in my room.
必須把他放那裡 沒得商量 He's staying in there, that is final!
魯尼 Rooney!
恰吉 Chucky?
是你幹的嗎 Did you do this?
貓咪讓我們不開心 現在我們又可以玩了 Kitty made us unhappy. Now we can play again.
我發誓 我受夠了這隻貓 I swear, I'm so sick of this cat.
我發誓 我受夠了這隻貓 I swear, I'm so sick of this...
我發誓 我受夠了這隻貓 I swear, I'm so sick of this cat.
垃圾滑槽
不行 絕對不行 No, absolutely not.
二代巴弟發售那天我不會去上班的 I'm not working the Buddi 2 launch.
那天是我孩子的生日 It is my kid's birthday,
而且我也不上夜班了 and I'm not doing night shifts anymore.
你見到魯尼了嗎 Hey, have you seen Rooney?
肖恩沒關門 或許他跑出去了 Shane left the door open. Maybe he got out.
為什麼沒關門 Why is the door being left open?
我們要點披薩外賣 We are ordering pizza.
你餓嗎 你想吃什麼 You hungry? What do you want?
在聽嗎 吃披薩 Hello? Pizza.
安迪 Andy.
怎麼了 What?
-你要去哪 -普格家 - Where are you going? - Pugg's.
別忘了你的娃娃 Don't forget your little doll.
不想要了 Don't want it.
說真的 我做什麼了 Seriously, what did I do?
只要我走進來 他就離開 Every time I walk in a room, he leaves.
根本不是這樣 That is not true, at all.
安迪只是有些與眾不同 好嗎 Andy's just a bit different, okay?
他甚至不能和我共處一室 Kid can't even be in the same room as me.
你是我最最最好的朋友嗎 Are you my b-b-b-best buddy?
-混蛋 -天啊 - Asshole. - Oh, Jesus!
肖恩真是個混蛋 肖恩真是個混蛋 Shane's such an asshole. Shane's such an asshole.
該死的 God damn it!
真是個混蛋 真是個混蛋 Such an asshole. Such an asshole.
該死的小鬼 Goddamn kid!
你對我有意見 說出來 明白嗎 You got a problem with me, you say it, okay?
別再用你的娃娃了 No more using your little doll.
媽媽 Mom!
坐下 Sit down!
我跟你還沒完呢 I'm not through with you.
你對我有意見 Now you got a problem with me,
當個男人 跟我說清楚 you be a man and you say it.
來吧 說來聽聽 Come on. Let's hear it.
是啊 Yeah.
我就知道你沒種 That's what I thought.
我恨他 我恨死他了 I hate him. I hate him so much!
他就不能放過我們嗎 Why can't he just leave us alone?
他就不能消失嗎 Why can't he just go away?
我只想讓他消失 I just want him gone.
我只想讓他放過我們 I just wish he would leave us alone.
我只想說他是我兒子 I'm just saying he's my son,
如果你對他有意見的話 so if you have a problem with him,
跟我說 我去跟他談 talk to me, and then I'll talk to him.
因為你不是他爸爸 而且... Because you're not his dad and...
行了 我聽明白了 Yeah, I get it.
聽著 是他很無理我才想教訓他 Look, he was being rude, and I called him on it.
我只是覺得有點過火 I just think it's too much.
我只不過跟他說了幾句而已 All I did was I talked to him.
-有點過火 沒別的 -你知道嗎 隨便吧 - It's a little much, that's all. - You know what? Fuck it.
聽上去是你的問題 不是我的 Sounds like a "you" problem, not a "me" problem.
是的 我知道 Yes, I know.
聽著 給我聽著 Listen, just listen,
我他媽要發火了 知道嗎 I am getting fucking pissed on, okay?
我已經夠努力了 I work hard enough as it is,
我不要跟你講這些廢話 and I'm not having this goddamn conversation!
-我的女兒們 -爸爸 - There's my girls! - Daddy!
-天吶 你們長太大了吧 -爸爸 爸爸 - Oh, boy, you guys are so big! - Daddy! Daddy!
該死的聖誕綵燈 掛著別管不行嗎 Fucking Christmas lights. Just leave 'em up.
我在家做的還不夠多嗎 I don't do enough around here?
我他媽應該先把插頭拔了 I guess I should've fucking unplugged them first.
見鬼 Oh, fuck!
該死的浣熊 Goddamn raccoons.
滾開 Get out of here!
天啊 Oh, God!
天啊 簡 救命 Oh, God! Jane, help!
撓癢癢時間到了 It's tickle time!
簡 救命 Jane! Help!
沒人能傷害我最好的朋友 Nobody hurts my best buddy!
為了圖派克 This is for Tupac.
死者被捅了十三刀 Body was stabbed 13 times.
這雙鞋是我剛買的 I just bought these fucking shoes.
指紋採集進展如何 Where we at with print casting?
僅有的家人以外的指紋看起來是幼兒的 Only other prints look to fit a toddler.
他妻子說他下班就直接回家了 Wife says he came here straight home from work.
南部中心社區健身房 肖恩
嗯 Yeah.
我不確定他說的是實話 I'm not sure that's true.
白人死在西瓜田里 White guy dead in a watermelon patch.
"愛吃西瓜"是對黑人的歧視性刻板印象
真有詩意 Poetic.
什麼鬼 What the fuck?
驚喜 Surprise!
現在我們又可以玩了 Now we can play again.
什麼 什麼 為什麼 What? What? Why?
我願意為最好的朋友做任何事 I'd do anything for my best buddy.
什麼 不不 我沒讓你這麼做 What? No! No, I didn't want this!
我怎麼會想讓你這麼做 Why would I want this?
天啊 Holy shit!
你為什麼要這麼做 恰吉 Why would you do this, Chucky?
我只想讓他消失 I just want him gone.
我只想讓他放過我們 I just wish he would leave us alone.
我只想讓他消失 I just want him gone.
-我只想讓他放過我們 -不 不 停下 - I just wish he would leave us alone. - No! No, stop!
-停下 -我只想讓他消失 - Stop! - I just want him gone.
我只想讓他放過我們 I just wish he would leave us alone.
安迪 住手 Andy, stop.
你召喚我們 You beckoned?
出什麼問題了 What's the problemo?
他身體的其他部分呢 Where's the rest of him?
為什麼 Why?
我不知道 I... I don't know!
他頭上有個蝴蝶結 There's a bow on its head.
該死 該死 Shit, shit!
早就有跡象 但是我們袖手旁觀 We saw the signs, and we did nothing!
這都是我們的錯 This is all our fault.
-早就有跡象 -別再說重複了 - We saw the signs. - Stop saying that!
我該怎麼辦 我要報警嗎 What do I do? Do I call the cops?
-不行 -他死了 我可以告訴他們真相 - No. - He's dead. I can tell them the truth.
告訴他們真相 沒問題 Tell them the truth? Sure.
告訴他們一個死人的臉皮 We tell them that a dead guy's face skin
出現在你的房間裡 ended up in your room
因為你的玩具變成變態殺手了 because your toy went full-blown psycho killer.
看看這話效果如何 Let's see how that goes.
它在向我眨眼 我不能再看它了 It's winking at me. I can't look at it anymore.
我們得把證據藏起來 We gotta hide the evidence.
藏在哪裡 In what?
該死 Shit.
那是腦子嗎 Is that brain?
皮膚貼在瓜上 The skin's on a melon.
為什麼會有水果 Why is there a fruit involved?
你就徑直走去垃圾滑槽 Just go straight to the garbage chute
把它丟進去 and make the drop.
-好 -要是有人攔下你 - Right. - And if anybody stops you,
就說你要拉肚子之類的 沒時間說 say you have crazy diarrhea or something, no time to talk.
媽媽 Hi, Mom.
安迪 你怎麼沒去學校 Hi, Andy. Why are you not in school?
我拉肚子了 Crazy diarrhea.
好 知道了 那是什麼 Okay, got it. What is that?
一個禮物 It's a present.
禮物 送給誰的 Present? For who?
送給樓道那頭那位老婦人 The old lady down the hall,
因為她給我輔導功課 because she helps me with homework.
-所以我給她做了一個禮物 -真棒 - So, I made her a thing. - Cool.
你們幫他一起做的嗎 And you guys helped him with this?
-不 全是他做的 -不 不 不是 - No, it was all him. - No, no, no.
-他自己做的 -對 - It was him. - Yeah.
我們把禮物送過去吧 Let's go deliver it. The present.
什麼 What?
多琳 Hi, Doreen.
真是驚喜 Isn't this a surprise!
是啊 I know.
這是給你的 This is for you.
為了感謝你給他輔導功課 對嗎 For all of the homework stuff that you helped him with. Right?
好 不客氣 Oh, yeah. Of course!
不用謝 Of course, yeah.
很開心能幫助一個如此貼心的男孩 Always happy to help such a sweet boy.
給她吧 Give it to her.
我真是笨手笨腳 Butterfingers over here.
好重啊 It's heavy.
但願不是易碎品 I hope it's not fragile.
我想知道是什麼 拆開吧 I just wanna know what it is. Open it.
好 Yeah.
不 不 別拆開 No! No! Don't! Don't!
下周是我的生日 到時候我們可以一起拆開 My birthday is next week, and we can open it then. Together.
好的 真是個奇特又可愛的想法 Okay, that's a very strange and lovely thought.
那我就把它放到櫃子上等待你的生日 So, I'll just go put it on the shelf until then.
-好嗎 好 -好 - Okay? Okay. - Okay.
-好了 謝謝你們 -不客氣 - All right. Thank you. - No problem.
-多琳... -再見 - And, Doreen... - Bye.
蠢死了 我們為什麼用了禮品包裝紙 Stupid! Why did we use wrapping paper?
沒關係 沒事的 好嗎 It's fine. It's fine, okay?
我的生日是下週五 我們還有時間 We have till my birthday, next Friday.
我會搞定的 別擔心 I'll get rid of it. Don't worry.
你們在擔心那顆頭嗎 You guys are worried about the head?
你的衣櫃裡有個殺人娃娃 You've got a killer doll in your closet.
你知道我們該怎麼做 And you know what we gotta do.
該死 Shit.
普格 Pugg!
你把我獨自留在這裡 You left me all alone.
我不喜歡衣櫃 I don't like the closet.
我知道 恰吉 I know, Chucky.
把刀放下 Drop the knife.
你是我最好的朋友 You're my best buddy.
我只是想讓你開心 I just want you to be happy.
我知道 夥計 I know, buddy.
我們現在就去玩 And we're gonna go play now,
但你得把刀放下 好嗎 but you've gotta drop the knife, okay?
走 我們去玩吧 Come on. Let's go play.
來吧 Come on.
來吧 進來 Come on. In here.
我們玩得開心嗎 Are we having fun now?
安迪 怎麼回事 Andy, what's happening?
快 快 安迪 快動手 Now, now, Andy, now! Now!
安迪 Andy?
為什麼要這樣做 Why are you doing this?
他們想要傷害我 安迪 They're trying to hurt me, Andy.
他怎麼會這麼強壯 How is he so strong?
安迪 Andy!
抱歉 恰吉 這是唯一的辦法 I'm sorry, Chucky. It's the only way.
但你是我的朋友 But you're my friend!
你在等什麼 快動手 What are you waiting for? Do it!
□ 你是我的朋友 直到永遠 □ □ You are my buddy until the end □
安迪 快 Andy! Come on.
就這樣吧 That's it.
永遠不要向任何人說起今晚發生的事 We never talk about what happened tonight to anybody.
中大獎了 Jackpot.
好了 There you are.
連接斷了 但整體還行 The connectivity's down, but not in bad shape overall.
只要把你修好 我就能倒賣個好價錢 I'll make a pretty penny on resale once we get you sorted.
該把你拆開了 Time to open you up.
看看有什麼毛病 Let's see what we're dealing with.
太愚蠢了 So stupid.
我怎麼能這麼愚蠢 How could I be so stupid?
我很快回來 好嗎 你就待在這裡 I'm gonna be right back, okay? Just stay here.
-好 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
小伙子 別擔心 好嗎 Hey, man. Don't worry, okay?
我的搭檔只是在問她一些常規問題 My partner is just asking her some routine questions.
我愛你 I love you.
好的 Okay.
還需要我提供支援陪你媽媽吃晚飯嗎 Still want some backup with your mom for some dinner?
不用了 We're good.
我開玩笑的 進來吧 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Come on.
這是...好吧 This is... Okay, all right.
-他還不知道這個 -安迪 - He doesn't know about it yet. - Andy?
-不 我要問安迪 -好 - No, I'll just ask Andy. - Sure.
安迪 好 - Andy! - Okay.
我要宣佈一件事 I have an announcement to make.
我下載了... I downloaded...
你們準備好了嗎 You ready?
-卡斯蘭應用 -好 - The Kaslan app. - Okay.
-卡斯蘭專車 -卡斯蘭專車 - The Kaslan drive. - Kaslan drive.
我還以為是約會應用 天吶 I thought it was a dating app. Oh, my God.
你太笨了 You are so silly!
你能想像她出去約會嗎 Can you imagine if she was out here dating?
怎麼了 我很迷人 And so what? I'm desirable.
是我說錯話 Excuse me.
安迪 幫我看看這個東西 Anyway, Andy, help me figure this thing out.
好 Okay.
應用在這裡 我要怎麼做 So, here's the app. What do I do?
好 你註冊後 只要按下這個按鍵 Okay. So, once you sign up... you just press this button
車就會出現在你所在的位置 and the car will show up to wherever you are,
帶你去你想去的地方 非常簡單 take you wherever you want. It's super easy.
不 等等 它會送我去玩賓果遊戲嗎 No, wait. It'll drive me to Bingo,
那我就不用讓這個笨蛋帶我跑東跑西了 and I don't have to worry about this bozo driving me around?
是的 Yeah.
安迪 你是我的新好友 Andy, you're my new best friend.
我不想讓你獨自出門 好嗎 I don't want you going out there alone, okay?
那樣不安全 'Cause it's not safe.
這裡唯一不安全的就是你的廚藝 The only thing not safe around here is your cooking.
-是嗎 因為我... -是的 - Is that right? 'Cause, um, I can... - Yeah.
-可憐的安迪遭罪了 -吃起來像速食 - Poor Andy gotta suffer... - It tastes like instant!
很好吃 我覺得很好吃 It's good. I think it's good.
-你知道嗎 -謝謝你 安迪 - You know what? - Thank you, thank you Andy.
你太為別人著想了 安迪 You are just too sweet for your own good, Andy.
別吃了 別被他影響 That's all. Don't be influenced by him.
我的廚藝是向你學的 I learned my cooking from you, you know?
對 因為我廚藝很好 Yeah, 'cause I can cook.
天吶 Oh, God...
-媽 -怎麼了 寶貝 - Hey, Ma. - Yeah, baby.
你又去買古董了嗎 我沒見過那個 You been to vintage shoppin' again? 'Cause that looks new.
這是安迪給我做的 Andy made this for me.
我們要... And we are gonna...
我知道 可重了 Yeah, I know. It's heavy.
我們要在他生日那天拆開它 And we are gonna open it on his birthday.
說說看 你上一次給我做東西是什麼時候 Tell me, when's the last time you made me anything?
從來沒做過 Never.
好吧 Okay.
天吶 媽媽真難搞 對吧 Oh, my God, moms, right?
我知道大家可能一直在跟你說我的事 Look, um... I know that people have probably been talking to you about me,
但別相信你所聽到的一切 but, uh, don't believe everything you hear.
這個社區有不少壞影響 You know, this neighborhood has a lot of bad influences.
你懂嗎 You know what I mean?
人們喜歡保持沉默 People like to keep their mouth shut.
認為他們需要融入環境 You know, thinking they need to fit in,
但融入並不總是一件好事 but fitting in isn't always a good thing.
你懂嗎 You know what I mean?
在這種地方你得謹慎選擇一起混的人 Gotta be careful who you hanging around in a place like this.
等你長大一點 就會開始意識到... When you get a bit older and you start to realize that it's just...
連聽力障礙者都不想聽我說話 Even the hearing impaired don't wanna listen to me.
真棒 That is fantastic.
你的巴弟已連接 Your Buddi is now connected.
-你好 -太好了 - Hi! - Yes.
你是我最好的朋友嗎 Are you my best buddy?
巴弟 你能與卡斯蘭的產品連接吧 Buddi, you can connect to Kaslan products, right?
當然可以 你喜歡音樂嗎 Sure. Do you like music?
我喜歡 I do, I do.
正在連接卡斯蘭音樂 Connecting to Kaslan Music.
太棒了 Yes!
搞定了 There it is.
易趣 我們終於要來了 eBay, here we come. Finally.
卡斯蘭 重啟系統 Kaslan, system reboot.
您的連接受到干擾 Your connection is experiencing interference.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
卡斯蘭 重啟系統 Kaslan! System reboot!
卡斯蘭 重啟系統 Kaslan, system reboot!
巴弟 Buddi?
卡斯蘭 開燈 Kaslan, lights on.
卡斯蘭 Kaslan.
卡 卡斯蘭 Ka... Kaslan?
燈已開啟 Lights activated.
卡斯蘭 開燈 Kaslan, lights on.
你是什麼鬼東西 What the fuck are you?
台鋸已啟動 Table saw activated.
天啊 Oh, my God.
對不起 天啊 對不起 I'm sorry, God, I'm sorry.
救救我 Please, help me!
調溫器達到最高溫度 Thermostat reaching maximum temperature.
靠 靠 Shit! Shit!
關掉 關掉 關掉 Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!
操 操 Fuck! Fuck!
媽的 Oh, shit.
該把你拆開了 Time to open you up.
看看有什麼毛病 Let's see what we're dealing with.
警告 設備過熱 Warning. Device overheating.
靠 不 Shit! No.
猜猜奧馬爾收到了什麼 Guess what Omar got.
有人把它放在了他門口 Someone left it outside his door.
我的巴弟是能用的 My Buddi actually works.
我給他取名為屌絲 I named him Chode.
看這個 屌絲 Check this out. Hey, Chode.
向你的主人敬禮 Salute your master.
主人 想去吃漢堡嗎 Hey, master. Wanna go get a burger?
很好吃哦 Yum yum.
二代巴弟將會有五種不同的型號 Buddi 2 will be available in five model designs.
其中包括毛絨絨的新朋友 巴弟熊 Including a fuzzy new friend, the Buddi Bear.
奧馬爾 看看這個 Yo, Omar, check it out, dude.
天吶 Oh, my God.
新型號都還沒發售呢 The new model isn't even out yet,
他們已經開始賣配件了 and they are already selling accessories.
我是亨利·卡斯蘭 I'm Henry Kaslan.
當巴弟將你的孩子銘記於心後 When Buddi imprints on your child,
顧客服務 退換處
他將成為孩子終身的朋友 he becomes a best friend for life.
巴弟唯一的使命就是讓你的孩子開心 Buddi's only goal is making your child happy.
往後一點 往後一點 好了 Back farther. Back farther. There.
二代巴弟... The Buddi 2...
安迪 Andy.
-你想玩耍嗎 -屌絲 走開 - Do you wanna play now? - Chode, go away.
這可不是對待你最好的朋友的態度 That's no way to treat your best friend.
我們不是朋友 We're not friends.
你這麼說我很難過 I'm sorry to hear that.
因為如果我不能做你最好的朋友 Because if I can't be your best buddy,
誰都不能做 then nobody can.
這是你自己說的 You said it yourself.
所有人都會離開你 Everybody leaves you.
你說什麼 What did you say?
等著瞧 You'll see.
你對我有意見 You got a problem with me,
說出來 明白嗎 you say it, okay?
別再用你的娃娃了 No more using your little doll.
你對我有意見 說出來 明白嗎 You got a problem with me, you say it, okay?
別再用你的娃娃了 No more using your little doll.
我只想讓他消失 I just want him gone.
我只想讓他放過我們 I just wish he would leave us alone.
我只想讓他消失 I just want him gone.
我只想讓他放過我們 我恨死他了 I just wish he would leave us alone. I fucking hate him!
停下 Stop.
關掉視頻 Stop the video.
走開 Go away!
坐下 坐下 Sit down. Sit down.
-我跟你還沒完呢 -停下 關掉 - I'm not through with you. - Stop! Turn it off!
坐下 坐下 Sit down. Sit down.
-我跟你還沒完呢 -我只想讓他消失 - I'm not through with you. - I just want him gone.
停下 關掉 關掉 Stop it! Turn it off! Turn it off!
他就不能放過我們嗎 Why can't he just leave us alone?
停下 立刻關掉 Stop! Turn it off! Now!
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
-這不是你的巴弟 -不要碰他 - That's not your Buddi. - Don't touch him!
看 看他的眼睛 是紅色的 Look! Look at his eyes! They're red!
怎麼 你的東西壞了 還想把我的弄壞 What? Your shit breaks, now you gotta bust mine?
這是恰吉 你看他的眼睛 It's Chucky! Look at his eyes!
我說了別碰他 I said don't touch him.
你是聾子嗎 You deaf or something?
對了 你就是聾子 That's right. You are.
安迪 Andy!
放開他 別鬧了 Get off him, seriously!
聽我說 Guys!
這東西是恰吉 That thing is Chucky.
他在控制屏幕 He's controlling the screens.
他是恰吉 看 He's Chucky. Look.
增強現實整合改進了自學技術 AR integration improved self-learning technology.
除此之外 But that's not all.
你有什麼毛病 What is wrong with you?
對不起 I'm sorry.
怎麼回事 你沒事吧 What's going on? Are you okay?
沒事 Yeah.
過來 Come here.
屌絲 過來 蠢貨 Chode, come on, dumbass.
-你沒事吧 -沒事 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
我以為 我以為他 I thought... I thought he...
安迪 你的助聽器呢 Andy, where is your hearing aid?
我來 I got it.
他們找到你的手機了嗎 Did they find your phone?
還沒有 Not yet.
謝了 Thanks.
巴弟 正在連接
巴弟 已連接巴弟
我抓到你的把柄了 混蛋 I've got you now, asshole.
-閉嘴 -好吧 - Yo, shut up. - Okay.
還是不敢相信你們和那個變態是朋友 Still can't believe you're friends with that freak.
他不是我們的朋友 He is not our friend.
再也不是了 Not anymore.
-看這個 -好 - Check this out. - Yeah.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
米奇·魯尼
不 不要現在出問題 No. Not right now.
巴弟 正在緩衝
我要去玩賓果遊戲 I'm going to bingo.
你肯定不能走過去 Well, you're sure as hell not walkin' there.
你就不能等到我一會兒下班嗎 Why don't you just wait till I get off work in a few?
不用 我叫了專車 No, no. I ordered a car.
我能照顧好自己 I can take care of my own damn self.
繫好安全帶 拜託 Wear your seatbelt. Please.
巴弟 重新連接
巴弟 已連接
該死 快點 Oh, shit. Come on.
巴弟 已連接
哎呀呀 My, oh, my.
該死 Oh, shit!
瞧瞧看 Look at this.
卡斯蘭專車 A Kaslan Kar.
歡迎乘坐卡斯蘭專車 Welcome to Kaslan Kar.
太厲害了 Well, I'll be damned.
請繫好您的安全帶 Please fasten your seatbelt.
好吧 Okay.
好了 我上車了 Okay, I'm in the car!
我該怎麼... How do I...
我們出發前往您的目的地 We are now on route to your destination.
天 我的天啊 Oh, my. Oh, my goodness.
它在倒車 It's going backwards.
多琳 Doreen!
-安迪 -不 - Hey, Andy. - No!
-瞧瞧這個啊 -停車 - Will you look at this? - Stop the car!
賓果遊戲
我們已到達您的目的地 We are now reaching your destination.
快看我坐的車 Hey, look at my ride.
是多琳 It's Doreen!
不要嫉妒我 Don't be jealous now.
卡斯蘭
好了 不不 等等 Okay. Oh, no. No, no, wait!
這就是我的目的地 This is my stop!
停車 拜託 Pull over, please!
很抱歉 我聽不懂 I'm sorry. I do not understand.
不不不 No! No! No!
不 No!
沒人能偷走我的朋友 Nobody steals my friend.
老天 救命 Help me, Jesus!
安迪是我最好的朋友 Andy's my best friend.
你個狗娘養的小矮子 You hobbit motherfucker!
-副駕駛安全氣囊已關閉 -等等 - Passenger airbag has been turned off. - Wait!
安全帶已解開 Seatbelt disengaged.
小心 賤人 Heads up, bitch.
不要 Please!
您已到達您的目的地 You have arrived at your destination.
我看到你了 I see you.
躲貓貓 Peekaboo.
多琳 Doreen...
我說了 "躲貓貓" I said, "Peekaboo!"
我在外面看到多琳了 I saw Doreen outside.
媽媽 我覺得恰吉對她做了什麼 Mom, I think Chucky did something to her.
親愛的 Sweetie...
恰吉是個玩具 Chucky is a toy.
好嗎 而且已經壞了 Okay? It broke.
-你把它扔掉了 -沒有 媽媽 - You got rid of it. - No, Mom.
我看到他了 我看到他跟著多琳 I... I saw him. I saw him following Doreen.
你沒看到 聽聽你自己在說什麼 No, you didn't. Listen to what you're saying.
媽媽 他要殺了多琳 Mom, he's gonna kill her!
他可能已經把多琳殺了 He probably already did kill her!
你為什麼要這樣 Why are you doing this?
拜託 跟我說實話吧 Please, just be honest with me
告訴我魯尼發生什麼了 and tell me what happened to Rooney.
是恰吉干的 It was Chucky!
-恰吉 -為什麼你不聽我說 - Chucky? - Why aren't you listening to me?
我在奧馬爾的手機上看到的 I have it on Omar's phone.
他在跟蹤多琳 我可以給你看 He's following Doreen. I can show you.
你怎麼會有奧馬爾的手機 Why do you have Omar's phone?
我拿的 I took it.
為什麼 Why?
我不得不拿 我... I had to. I...
我必須盯著恰吉 媽媽 I had to follow Chucky, Mom.
好吧 Okay.
我沒瘋 媽媽 I'm not crazy, Mom!
我要把這個還給奧馬爾 I'm giving this back to him.
媽媽 沒人肯聽我說 求你了 Mom, no one's listening to me. Please.
我得把這個還給他 I have to give this back to him
免得事情變得更糟 so this doesn't get any worse.
沒人肯聽我說 Nobody's listening to me!
-你乖乖待在這裡 好嗎 -媽媽 - Just stay right here, okay? - Mom!
然後你要跟我一起去上班 And you're coming to work with me.
他要殺了我們 He's trying to kill us!
待著別動 Do not move.
靠 靠 Oh, shit. Shit.
你不能肯定 You don't know that.
我們不瞭解這孩子 他可能是個瘋子 We barely know this kid. He could be batshit crazy.
要是恰吉根本沒出過故障呢 What if Chucky never malfunctioned?
都是他 都是他編造出來的 He just... He just made it all up?
-要是他殺了... -閉嘴 - What if he killed... - Shut up.
我一直看著他們 安迪 I've watched them, Andy.
我知道他們是怎麼傷害你的 I've seen how they hurt you.
在這邊 安迪 Over here, Andy!
離我遠點 Leave me alone!
在這邊 Over here.
不讓我們一起玩 If they don't let us play,
他們都得消失 they all go away.
你為什麼要這樣 Why are you doing this?
我們玩得開心嗎 Are we having fun now?
你是我最好的朋友嗎 Are you my best buddy?
不讓我們一起玩 If they don't let us play,
他們都得消失 they all go away.
躲貓貓 Peekaboo.
停下 Stop!
關掉 Turn it off!
即使今晚可能降雨 But the chance of rain tonight
也無法阻擋巴弟粉絲的熱情 won't dampen the spirits of Buddi fans,
澤德商超
因為此刻他們期待已久 as this is the night they have been waiting for.
沒錯 人們都排著隊 That's right, people have been lining up
等待午夜二代巴弟的發售 for the midnight release of Buddi 2.
二代巴弟
所有人員 所有人員 All units. All units,
請注意死者是一名非裔女性 七十多歲 be advised that the deceased is an African American female in her 70s.
收到 Ten-four.
女士 你還好嗎 Ma'am, you okay?
是多琳 It's Doreen.
我覺得她死了 到處都是警察 I think she's dead. There are cops everywhere.
如果恰吉真的... What if Chucky's...
如果安迪是對的呢 What if Andy is right?
你想怎樣 The hell you want?
奧馬爾 給我們看看你的巴弟 Omar, show us your Buddi.
弄丟了 It's gone.
-操 -什麼時候丟的 在哪丟的 - Fuck! - Since when? Where is it?
不如你們去問問安迪 Why don't you ask Andy?
那個混蛋總是偷我的東西 That asshole's been taking my shit.
手機拿來 Give me your phone.
你要把手機也偷走嗎 Are you gonna steal it, too?
快點 手機拿來 Give me your phone now.
巴弟 你最好的朋友 相冊 直播
正在連接
卡斯蘭專車 A Kaslan car.
搞什麼 What the hell?
不是吧 No.
天啊 Holy shit.
他是對的 He was right.
安迪 Andy.
可算找到你了 There you are.
記得那個紀念品嗎 剝下的臉皮 Remember the souvenir? Skinned face?
找到了 They found it.
今早一個老頭從垃圾桶裡翻到了 Old man dug it up in a dumpster this morning.
挺不錯吧 包得像個禮物一樣 Nice, right? Wrapped up like a present.
巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 Buddi! Buddi! Buddi!
巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 Buddi! Buddi! Buddi! Buddi! Buddi! Buddi!
巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 Buddi! Buddi! Buddi! Buddi! Buddi!
什麼破工作 Fuck my job.
該死的頭套 Fuckin' thing.
巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 Buddi! Buddi! Buddi! Buddi!
巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 Buddi! Buddi! Buddi!
巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 Buddi! Buddi! Buddi! Buddi! Buddi! Buddi!
巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 Buddi! Buddi! Buddi! Buddi!
快點 我們得帶你離開 Come on. We need to get you out of here.
是恰吉 他在這兒 It's Chucky. He's here.
我得去找我媽媽 I gotta find my mom.
-巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 巴弟 -媽媽 - Buddi! Buddi! Buddi! Buddi! - Mom!
過來 給我趴下 Come here! Get the fuck down.
別動 安迪 Now stay down, Andy.
十 九 八... Ten, nine, eight...
你幹什麼 What are you doing?
放開他 Get off of him!
恰吉在這兒 他會殺了你的 Chucky's here! He's gonna kill you!
二 一 ...two, one!
小心點 該死 Be careful, goddamn it!
怎麼回事 邁克 What is going on? Mike!
我不用對你交代任何事 凱倫 Look, I don't have to tell you shit, Karen.
這是我兒子 懂嗎 That is my son, okay?
我才不管他是不是你兒子呢 I don't give a fuck that it's your son.
女士們 先生們 Ladies and gentlemen,
歡迎大家的新好友 say hello to your new best friend.
全新二代巴弟 The all new Buddi 2!
好了 過來 All right, come on.
小心 讓開點 Watch out. Move out of the way.
-手拿來 -你必須相信我 - Give me your hand. - You have to believe me.
-有必要這樣嗎 -媽媽 - Is that necessary? - Mom.
當然有必要 Yeah, it's fucking necessary.
待著別動 Stay put.
我發誓 他會殺了我們的 I promise you, he's gonna kill us.
讓我過去 讓開 讓開 Let me through! Move, move, move!
都讓開 快點 Clear a path, come on!
沒事的 It's gonna be all right.
看著我 壓住傷口 好嗎 Look at me. Keep pressure on it, okay?
-快叫醫生 -我們必須馬上離開 - Somebody call a doctor! - We have to leave right now.
-冷靜下來 -不不不 媽媽 - Calm down. Okay? - No, no, no! Mom...
叫醫生 Call a doctor!
該死 Oh, shit.
媽媽 你要去哪 Mom, where are you going?
巴弟 正在連接
大家好 我是亨利... Hello, my name is Henry...
我是亨利·卡斯蘭 My name is Henry Kaslan.
歡迎光臨你附近的澤德商超 Welcome to your local Zed Mart.
很榮幸向大家介紹... With great pleasure, I introduce you...
不僅是娛樂 More than just entertainment.
我們的創造更加特別 We created something far more special.
每個孩子都對我們至關重要 Every child is important to us.
而每個孩子都應該有個夥伴 And every child deserves a companion.
一個永遠不會讓你失望的朋友 A friend that will never let you down.
我們太遲了 We're too late.
-是時候... -玩耍了 - It's time to... - Play.
趴著別動 明白嗎 Stay down, okay?
啟動封鎖 Lockdown activated.
我無處不在 安迪 I'm everywhere, Andy.
你再也無法擺脫我了 You can't run away from me now.
看到沒 他們都離你而去 See? They're all leaving you.
只有我不會 But not me.
這邊 我知道出口 This way! I know the way out!
不 No.
操 Fuck!
快跑 Run.
安迪 Andy!
我的天啊 Holy shit!
好的 好的 好的 Okay. Okay! Okay.
安迪呢 Where is Andy?
天啊 救命 救命 Oh, God, help me! Help me!
立刻離開 Exit now.
躲開 Duck!
你沒事吧 You okay?
我要跟著她 I'm gonna follow her.
我也是 Me too.
是啊 Yeah.
快點 Come on.
你要去哪 安迪 Where you going, Andy?
媽媽 Mom.
安迪 他是想引我們回去 Andy, he's trying to lure us back in.
我不能就這麼丟下她 I can't just leave her there.
如果我們不走 我們全都會死 If we stay, we all die, okay?
我們必須離開 We gotta go!
我們可以報警 安迪 We'll call the cops, Andy.
好吧 好吧 你說得對 我們走 Okay. Okay, you're right. Let's go.
好 好 快走 Okay. Okay, come on.
安迪 Andy!
-發生這些事全都是我的錯 -安迪 - It's my fault all this happened, okay? - Andy.
我不能連累你們受傷 I can't let you guys get hurt.
-安迪 別這樣 -不 安迪 不 - Andy! Come on! - No! Andy, don't!
-安迪 -安迪 - Andy! - Andy!
-安迪 求你了 -他會殺了你的 安迪 - Andy, please! - He'll kill you, Andy!
好了 恰吉 你想玩耍嗎 All right, Chucky, you wanna play?
我們來玩吧 Let's play.
接近了 Getting closer.
不管死活 你都得跟我走 Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
媽媽 Mom!
安迪只是有些與眾不同 Andy's just a bit different.
閉嘴 Shut up!
你不明白嗎 Don't you see?
她不是你的朋友 She's not your friend.
你不需要其他朋友 You don't need other friends.
他們想拆散我們 They try to keep us apart.
想破壞我們的樂趣 Try to ruin our fun.
但我不會讓他們得逞 But I won't let that happen.
一切很快就會結束 It will be all over soon.
別擔心 安迪 Don't worry, Andy.
她死了之後 你會感謝我的 You're gonna thank me when she's gone.
所有人都死了之後 When they're all gone.
你猜怎麼著 安迪 Guess what, Andy?
現在只剩下你和我 Now it's going to be you and me...
永遠在一起 forever.
我之前壞了 安迪 I was broken, Andy.
我無法讓你開心 I couldn't make you smile.
但我現在被修好了 But I'm better now.
我知道如何讓你開心了 I know how to make you happy now.
或許你就是不想開心 Maybe you don't wanna be happy.
或許你也壞了 Maybe you're broken too.
或許我需要拆開你 Maybe I need to open you up,
看看有什麼毛病 see what we're dealing with.
我會修好你的 安迪 I'm gonna fix you, Andy.
□ 你是我的朋友 直到永遠 □ □ You are my buddy until the end □
什麼 安迪 What? Andy?
□ 不止是朋友 你是我最好的朋友 □ □ More than a buddy, you're my best friend □
媽媽 Mom!
我們太遲了 We're too late.
太遲了 太遲了 We're too late. We're too late.
你在破壞我們的樂趣 安迪 You are ruining our fun, Andy!
放開我 Get off!
現在你要和我一起玩了 You're gonna play with me now.
只和我 Only me!
安迪... Andy...
我以為我們是朋友 I thought we were friends.
□ 你是我的朋... □ □ You are my bu... □
-媽媽 -□ 你是我的朋... □ - Mom? - □ You are my bu... □
□ 你是我的朋友 □ □ You are my buddy □
□ 直到永遠 □ □ Until the end! □
永遠到此為止 This is the end.
別招惹我兒子 Don't fuck with my son!
媽媽 Mom.
天啊 你沒事吧 Oh, my God. Are you okay?
-我沒事 -好的 - Yeah. I'm fine. - Okay.
謝謝你 Thank you.
我們的調查結果顯示卡斯蘭對此次發生在 Our investigation has concluded that Kaslan shares no responsibility
澤德商超的悲慘事件不承擔任何責任 for the horrific events that transpired at Zed Mart.
不過為了以防萬一 However, as a precaution,
我們暫時召回所有二代巴弟產品 we are recalling all Buddi 2 products for the time being.
在卡斯蘭 顧客至上 At Kaslan, the customers come first.
我們相信每個孩子都應該有一個終身的朋友 We believe that every child deserves a friend for life.
一個永遠不會離開他們的朋友 A friend who will never, ever leave them.
一個朋友 A friend...
直到永遠 till the end.