你知道因为Richard的新婚妻子 - Did you know I had to get three more bottles of wine today
讨厌加州夏敦埃酒 on account of Richard's new wife's aversion
我就去买了三瓶新酒 to California chardonnay?
- 可能是味道太怪了吧 - Diane... - Too oaky, I guess. - Diane--
是叫加州夏敦埃还是加州夏敦爱? Is it California chardonnay or Californian chardonnay?
- Diane... - 从来记不住 - Diane... - I never remember.
我让Bruce坐在Cindy旁边 I put Bruce next to Cindy
是因为他们在Callahan共事过一阵 because they worked together on the Callahan brief.
这是你说的吧? You worked on that, right?
他们处得如何?因为... Did they get along? Because l--
如果他们处得不好... I can change it if they're--
Diane 我想离婚 Diane, I want a divorce.
这个时机不错呢 Mark That's great timing, Mark.
谢谢 Thanks.
Zoe在哥伦比亚 Jake也要离家了 Zoe's at Columbia, and Jake's not far behind.
我们没必要这样凑合了 There's no reason to continue like this.
你真是个大混蛋 Oh, you're an asshole.
我不会跟你吵架的 I'm not gonna fight about this.
再也不会了 I can't fight you anymore.
我很高兴她得到了托尼奖 I was so happy she won the Tony.
哦 我也是 她完全配得上 Oh, me too. I thought she deserved it.
- 嗯 - 真的吗? - Mm-hmm. - Really?
是啊 你不觉得吗? Yes. Didn't you?
我觉得那部作品相当诡异 I thought it was a very strange production.
感觉就像Arthur Miller It just feels like Arthur Miller
突然不相信他的观众了一样 stopped trusting his audience at some point.
我认为哪怕是最好的现代舞台剧 I think even the best modern plays
也需要谨慎明智的辞藻 would benefit from some judicious trimming.
的确 It's true.
几年前我看了Shaw's Pygmalion We saw Shaw's Pygmalion a few years back,
感觉有半个小时都是多余的 and it felt about 30 minutes too long.
Eugene O'Neill的剧可以折半了 Eugene O'Neill's plays could be cut in half.
最好是一起扔掉吧 Or better yet, abandoned altogether.
台词听起来十分庸俗 Spoken like a true philistine.
不 不 只是太乐观了 No, no, merely an optimist.
就是漫漫长夜的感觉啊 You know, 12-Day Journey into Night.
明早我要带孩子去娘家 I'm taking the kids to my mother's in the morning.
你不是很讨厌你妈么 But you hate your mother.
好吧 Fine.
那么你回来我们就去离婚 But we're doing this as soon as you get back.
# 一个住在太阳上的人 # # There's a man who lives on the sun #
# 让它炙热难耐 # # Who makes it hot for everyone #
# 让你四处奔跑 # # Make you run aground #
# 像搁浅的船 # # Like a ship in the shallow #
# 让你的心灵萎靡 # # Make your whole heart come undone #
# 在你成为灵魂之前 # # And you'll come back as the soil #
# 你将化为泥土 # # Before you come back as a soul #
# 在你有幸离去之前 # # And you'll be worn away by the rain and the rivers #
# 被雨水和河流反复冲刷 # # Before you have the chance to go #
# 去到未知的远方 # # To the great unknown #
# Oh-oh-oh #
# 但你并不孤单 # # But you are not alone #
# Oh-oh-oh #
# 独自一人 # # Being on your own #
# Oh-oh-oh #
外婆要死了吗? Is Grandma dying?
我以为她在公社里疯掉了还是怎么了 I thought she was geeked out in some commune or something.
外婆服毒过量了吗? Did Grandma OD?
妈 这样真心无聊 Mom, this really isn't cool.
是不是要在临终床旁见外婆? Are we gonna meet Grandma on her deathbed?
妈? Mom?
妈 Mom.
# 独自一人 # # Being on your own #
# Oh-oh-oh #
# 独自一人 # # Being on your own #
# Oh-oh-oh #
我跟你们爸要离婚了 Your father and I are getting a divorce.
是时候了 It's about time.
等等 Wait.
等下 我们不谈一谈吗? Wait, are we gonna talk about this?
妈 说真的 给个答案吧 Mom, seriously. What about an answer?
这地方真不错 This place is great.
酷毙 Badass.
你好? Hello?
# 芜荽 鼠尾草 迷迭香与百里香 # # Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme #
# 就在咸水和大海之间 # # Between the salt water and the sea strand #
# 她将成为我的真心爱人 # # Then she'll be a true love of mine #
# 芜荽 # # Parsley... #
我昨晚做了个梦 I had a dream last night.
真的 I did.
一只折翼的小燕子飞到我这里 A little sparrow came to me with a broken wing.
它什么都没说...因为是只鸟 She didn't say anything...being a bird.
但用尖尖的鸟喙撑开了我的嘴 But she pried my mouth open with her beak
一路伸到我的喉咙里 and reached down my throat
然后从我肚里叼出一只蝴蝶 until it pulled a butterfly from my stomach,
出现了两只美丽的孔雀 and two magnificent peacocks emerged.
然后小燕子喷出了那只蝴蝶 Then my little sparrow spewed out the butterfly,
就被孔雀吃掉了 and the peacocks ate of it
将美丽带给本只有憎恨的世界 and begot beauty where once there was only bile.
它好漂亮 She's beautiful.
叫什么名字? What's her name?
我不喜欢给动物起名 I prefer not to name animals.
它们是大自然的孩子 不是我们的 They're nature's children, not ours.
糖蜜放在哪里了... I have some molasses somewhere.
这些都是你的吗? Are these all yours?
嗯...我没有那么迷恋财产 Well, I'm not overly fond of possessions.
亲爱的 让一下 Excuse me, honey.
如果你是问 它们是否因我而存在 But if you mean were they created through me,
那么是的 大多数是 then, yes, most of them.
哇 Whoa.
- 你觉得如何? - 好帅啊 - What do you think? - It's cool.
陈腐的自由论宣传画? Cliche liberal propaganda.
我不觉得 I wouldn't say that.
噢 心有灵犀啊 Oh, a kindred spirit.
但是我任何一者对保护自由 But I don't think either one does much
都没那么重要 to protect our freedom.
为什么呢? How can you say that?
媒体言论自由已经是现今社会对自由的最终诠释了 Free press is the last defense of freedom in this society.
不 新闻已经成为 No, the news has devolved
哗众取宠的娱乐手段 into sensationalist infotainment,
暴力则是自由的对立面 and violence is the antithesis of freedom.
多聪慧的孩子啊 噢 在这儿呢 What remarkable intelligence. Oh, there it is.
你真应该把它们放养在屋外 You should really keep these things outside.
我试过 但它们就像孩子跟着 I tried, but they follow me around
花衣魔笛手那样 一直跟着我 like children to the Pied Piper.
再说 我有什么权利命令它们 Besides, who am I to tell them
不能在这里四处乱晃呢? that they can't stroll around as they will, hmm?
为何它们是鸡? Why chickens?
我们是人? Why humans?
啊 我得充电了 Ah, I got to recharge my...
哦 楼上有很多插头 Oh, there's a lot of outlets upstairs.
- 好 - 嗯 - Okay. - Mm.
你们去楼上安顿物品吧 Why don't you settle in upstairs?
你要和弟弟共用房间了 You're gonna share a room with your brother.
真的? Seriously?
是 真的 Yeah, seriously.
是的 Yes.
其实 嗯 你和我想象中的 You know, um, you're a lot different
很不一样 than I thought you'd be.
怎么? What?
我二十年都没见你了 I don't see you for 20 years,
一个预言般的梦又把你带到了我身边 and then I'm blessed with a prophetic dream.
你肯定经历了不愉快的事吧 You've been through something traumatic.
我们能不谈这个吗? Can we please not talk about it?
求你了? Please?
你的灵魂已经告诉了我所有的事 Your soul has already told me everything I need to know.
我去窑子里瞧瞧 I'm gonna go tend to the kiln.
欢迎你和小孔雀们入住 You and the peacocks are welcome to stay,
只要你们不介意和另外一些 as long as you don't mind sharing the nest
毛茸茸的小家伙同居咯 with a few other feathered friends.
够了 Stop.
停下来 否则我就把它扔出窗外 Stop it, or I'm gonna throw it out the window.
天 那玩意就像你的第三只胳膊 God, I swear that thing's like your third arm.
她也是这么说的 That's what she said.
真的 太烦了 Seriously, it's obnoxious.
哎 Zoe 生命如此无常 Well, Zoe, you never know when life is gonna happen.
你从哪儿读到的这句? 哪个饮料的广告词吗? Where did you read that? An ad for an energy drink?
不是 好像是伟哥的 No, I think it was for an erectile dysfunction drug.
不过 这是真理 Still, it's true.
你还有那么漂亮的孩子 And you have beautiful children.
有如此光明的心灵 So much light in them.
- 是 - 还那么有创意 - Yeah. - And they're creative.
你内心的处女情怀一定伤痕累累了 That must drive the Virgo in you absolutely mad.
你的日子过得如何? How's this going for you?
噢 我...我用作品来换东西 Oh, I--I barter. I sell my art.
挺好 Good.
妈 能不能帮我个忙 Mom, I have a favor to ask you.
我怎么能拒绝我款款大方的女儿呢? Well, what could I possibly deny my prodigal daughter?
嗯...我想 呃...我们在这儿的时候 Well, I was hoping that, uh, while we're here,
你能不能 呃... you could maybe, uh,
稍稍收敛一下你的业余爱好 keep your extracurricular activities under wrap.
啊 现在我不贩毒了 Oh, I don't sell pot anymore.
- 不是... - 什么? - No... - What?
没啥 Nothing.
下回你会叫麻醉品管制局来么? You're gonna call the DEA next time?
不会 我指的是... No, I was talking more about the--
你的情爱史 your amorous adventures.
听着 亲爱的 我... Look, honey, I...
我懂你是在保护孩子 I know you're trying to protect your children,
但是如果你认为Zoe从来没有 but you're fooling yourself
见过阳具的话 你就是自欺欺人了 if you think Zoe's never seen a penis before.
唉 天 求你了 你能否试着更有责任心一点? Oh, God, please, will you just try and be responsible?
就这点要求 好吗? That's all. Please?
我会成为一个 I will be a shining example
合法履行义务的模范公民 of upright citizenship and constitutionality.
我们每周六都有抗议活动 So we have protests every Saturday.
抗议什么? Protesting what?
战争啊 笨蛋 War, idiot.
政府一直期待着人们 See, the government expects people
厌倦和疲劳的一天 to lose interest and burn out,
所以我们一定要参与 so we have to stay involved.
警惕! Vigilant!
# Loose Lucy是我的快乐 # # Loose Lucy is my delight #
# 她奔向我 欢度整夜 # # She come running and we ball all night #
# 一次又一次 一次又一次 # # Round and round and round and round #
# 一次又一次 # # And round and round #
# 不用费力将我压倒在地 # # Don't take much to get me on the ground #
好 我马上回来 Okay, I'll be right back.
别乱跑 Don't go anywhere.
- # Yeah # - # Yeah #
啊哈! Yoo-hoo!
抱歉来晚了 宝贝儿 Sorry I'm late, babe.
你觉得包里的是什么? What do you think is in the bag?
大麻 Weed.
给 There you go.
你觉得外婆吸大麻? Do you think Grandma's smoking the ganja?
嗯 可能啊 Yeah, probably.
她屋子里有味道 Her house reeks.
酷啊 Sweet.
真不好 他们要离婚了 It sucks they're getting divorced.
你不在家里不知道 气氛很烂 You haven't been around. It's been bad.
还是不好 It still sucks.
你觉得你有责任吗? Do you feel responsible for their failed marriage?
怎么 你现在恋父了? You gonna have, uh, daddy issues now?
嘿! Spielberg 关掉 Hey! Spielberg, knock it off.
更像是Werner Herzog More like Werner Herzog.
- 我们要什么? - 和平! - What do we want? - Peace!
- 什么时候要? - 现在! - When do we want it? - Now!
- 我们要什么? - 和平! - What do we want? - Peace!
- 什么时候要? - 现在! - When do we want it? - Now!
- 我们要什么? - 和平! - What do we want? - Peace!
- 什么时候要? - 现在! - When do we want it? - Now!
给你 Here you go.
- 我们要什么? - 和平! - What do we want? - Peace!
- 什么时候要? - 现在! - When do we want it? - Now!
新成员 来 把这个举高 New recruits. Here, hold it up high.
和平! Peace!
- 什么时候要? - 现在! - When do we want it? - Now!
- 嘿! - 嘿 - Hey! - Hey.
操你! Fuck you!
混蛋! Asshole!
对不起! Sorry!
对不起 Sorry.
噢 Jasper! Oh, Jasper!
你在拍电影吗? Are you making a movie?
你是演员吗? Are you an actress?
我叫Tara My name's Tara.
现在! Now!
- 我们要什么? - 和平! - What do we want? - Peace!
- 什么时候要? - 现在! - When do we want it? - Now!
- 我们要什么? - 和平! - What do we want? - Peace!
- 什么时候要? - 现在! - When do we want it? - Now!
Zoe! Zoe!
- 我们要什么? - 和平! - What do we want? - Peace!
- 天啊 妈 - Jake在哪儿? - Jesus, Mom. - Where's Jake?
- 什么... - 妈 你在干嘛? - What... - Mom, what are you doing?
扔掉! Put it down!
别拽我! Don't grab me!
看什么看? What are you looking at?
走! Go!
- 什么时候要? - 现在! - When do we want it? - Now!
如此大胆 The audacity.
居然拉你们参加她可笑的政治活动 I mean, to drag you into her ridiculous politics...
这不是你打消Jake兴致的借口啊 But that's no excuse for killing Jake's game.
哈 拜托 他才没兴致 Oh, please, he has no game.
对 It's true.
长点男子气概行不? Grow a pair, will you?
我有的 只是隐藏得比较深 I have a pair. They just don't get out much.
救命 Jesus Christ.
不 我才不会进去跟那玩意共处一室 No, I am not gonna go in there with that thing.
你会的 快跟着 Yes, you are. Come with me.
别一惊一乍的 Don't be so melodramatic.
才不是 这叫基本的道德 It's not melodrama. It's ethics.
只是头死猪 It's a dead pig.
需要帮助吗? How can I help you?
呃 有什么推荐的? Uh, what do you recommend?
我们有很多羊排肉 Well, we move a lot of lamb chops.
哇 羊啊 Lamb. Wow.
还有更弱小的动物吗? Could you pick on a more helpless animal?
您拿点牛犊肉吧? Can I interest you in some veal?
请拿几磅里脊肉吧 I'll take a couple pounds of sirloin, please.
嗯 还要什么别的吗? Um, what else do you like here?
这些香肠呢? How about those sausages?
看起来挺不错 They look pretty good.
早上刚做好的 很新鲜 The sausage was made this morning, all organic.
嗯 好 我还想做点烤羊肉串 Oh, okay. And I want to make lamb kabobs.
你想把他剁碎吧? You want to bone him, don't you?
你想把他剁成人排 You want to T-bone him.
嗯? Yes?
反战抗议? 你认真的吗? A war protest? Really?
妈 他们是我的孩子啊 They are my kids, Mom.
我不想你在他们脑中灌输这些无用垃圾 I don't want you filling their heads with useless crap.
看吧 你总是这么做 See, this is what you always do.
看看你吧 你就是... Look at you. You're just like--
你把别人的生活轰炸得七零八落 You barrel through people's lives,
然后让他们自己收拾残局 and you let everybody else pick up the pieces.
你的灵魂向导将你带到了这里 Your spirit guide brought you here,
但她只能把你带向水源 but she can only lead you to water.
就这一次 说句正常的话 Talk like normal people for once.
好吗? Please?
我很高兴你来了 I am so happy you're here,
希望你是渴着的 and I hope you're thirsty.
你在干吗? What are you doing?
Jake有点头疼 Jake has a headache.
那就给他几片阿司匹林 Then give him an aspirin.
没必要 No need.
这个治疗方法对身体伤害更少 This is a less invasive remedy.
你用石头不能治愈 You can't heal him with rocks.
的确 但用水晶就可以 No, but you can with crystals.
药品是有科学根据的 There's science in action.
妈 有些东西是超越科学的 Some things transcend science, Mother.
你告诉他的吧? Did you tell him that?
嘘 专注于治疗 Shh, focus on the healing.