黑色 Black.
凡是重要的电影都是以黑色开头 All important movies start with a black screen.
而音乐 And music.
则会选择那种前卫 惊悚 Edgy, scary music
让父母或制片人听了都倍感紧张的音乐 that would make a parent or studio executive nervous.
还有公司标志 And logos.
总是那些又冗长又爱搞花样的标志 Really long and dramatic logos.
华纳兄弟 Warner bros.
干嘛不是华纳哥们 Why not "Warner brothers"? I don't know.
DC DC.
全靠蝙蝠侠才撑到今天 The house that Batman built.
怎么了 超人 Yeah, what, superman?
来呀 哥儿们 Come at me, bro.
我就是你的氪星石 I'm your kryptonite.
没人知道RatPac是干嘛的 但是公司标志还挺洋气 Not sure what ratpac does, but that logo is macho.
我喜欢 I dig it.
好了 Okay.
下面我们要来… Get yourself ready for some...
读读书 Reading.
如果你想把世界变得更加美好 "If you want to make the world a better place...
那就看看自己 改变自身 "...take a look at yourself and make a change.
噢 "Hooo."
迈克尔·杰克逊
不 这是我说的 No. I said that.
蝙蝠侠
我可是很睿智的 Batman is very wise.
我还拥有强壮的胸肌和九块腹肌 I also have huge pecs and a nine-pack.
没错 比一般人多一块 Yeah, I've got an extra ab.
现在电影开始 Now, let's start the movie.
哥谭市领空 10:25
哥谭塔 这里是麦高芬航空1138号航班 Gotham tower, this is mcguffin airlines, flight 1138.
机上装有1100万根炸药管 We are transporting 11 million sticks of dynamite,
7711公斤C-4炸药 17,000 pounds of c-4,
大概150个萌萌哒的小炮弹 about 150 cute little classic bomb-type bombs,
还有一对好哥儿们 and two best friends!
哥谭市机场 摩天航空
请求飞越全世界犯罪率最高的城市 And request permission to fly over the most crime-ridden city in the world.
完毕 Over.
我看看控制塔现场谁有意见 I'm just looking at all the guys' faces here in the control tower.
- 没问题 - 我觉得可以 I'm good. Sounds good to me.
- 让他们来吧 - 对啊 反正他们是好哥儿们 - Do it! - Yeah, as long as they're best friends.
同意 好了 批准你们的请求 Yep, I think we're cool with that.
先生们 Gentlemen,
开洞倒数 5 4 3 2 1 seal breach in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
什么声音 What was that?
应该有个人去检查一下 One of us should check it out.
没错 石头 剪刀 布… Okay. Scissors, paper, rock...
- 布 - 剪刀 - Paper. - Scissors.
谁让你总是出布呢 Ha! You always do paper.
我在家运气差 在外面还是一样 I'm a loser at home and a loser at work.
我的天 Holy cow!
戴尔机长 有什么问题吗 Captain Dale, is everything okay?
和你的戴尔机长说拜拜吧 I am afraid captain Dale had to bail.
我是你的新副驾 I'm your new co-pilot.
我的特点就是工作时 And I always come to work
总是面带微笑 with a smile!
- 你应该害怕才对 - 为什么 - You should be terrified. - Why?
因为我要袭击这座城市 Because I will be taking over the city.
- 什么 - 蝙蝠侠不会答应的 - What? - Batman will stop you.
他每次都能打败你 He always stops you.
不 不可能 No, he doesn't.
你忘了上次那两艘船了吗 What about that time with the two boats?
这次可不一样了 This is better than the two boats.
听着 今晚一切都不一样了 Well, tonight is gonna be different!
这是我迄今为止最伟大的计划 Tonight is my greatest plan yet.
相信我 这次蝙蝠侠绝对想不到 And trust me, Batman's never gonna see it coming.
哥谭市能源设施
就像王子为他创作原声大碟那次 Like that time with the parade and the prince music?
你闭嘴 Hey, quiet!
- 晚安 史蒂夫 - 慢点儿开 杰夫 - Good night, Steve. - Take it easy, Jeff.
我真喜欢这个家伙 Man, I really like that guy.
希望他身上不要发生什么坏事 I sure hope nothing bad happens to him.
♪ 从未有厄运降临在我身 ♪
什么情况 What the...
你们的城市已经遭受攻击 Your city is under attack
就是哥谭市的超级坏蛋们干的 by Gotham's greatest criminal minds.
有 Including
谜语人 the riddler...
稻草人 ...scarecrow...
披萨来了 Pizza delivery.
- 贝恩 - 哈喽 - Bane. - Hello.
双面人 Two-face!
快开门哪 亲爱的 We need that door open, baby!
猫女 Catwoman.
安全访问 输入密码 密码
喵喵 可以进啦 喵喵 Meow, meow. You're in! Meow, meow.
快让开 I'm jumping out of the way!
别忘了还有泥面人 And let's not forget, clayface.
毒藤女 Poison Ivy.
- 不许动 - 不 - Freeze! - No!
你才不许动 You freeze!
急冻人 Mr. freeze!
企鹅人 疯狂被子 橡皮擦 Penguin, crazy quilt, eraser.
波点人 哑剧演员 狼蛛女 Polka-dot man, mime, tarantula.
图特王 杀人鲸 杀手蛾 King tut, orca, killer moth,
兔兔女 算命大师 幽灵绅士 march Harriet, zodiac master, gentleman ghost.
占星术 时钟王 日历人 风筝人 Clock king, calendar man, kite-man,
猫人 斑马人 还有酱料王 catman, zebra-man, and the condiment king.
好吧 这些都是你编出来的 Okay, are you making some of those up?
不 他们都是真的 Nope, they're all real.
不信自己去问度娘 Probably worth a Google.
哥谭市警察局
嘿 当心点儿 戈登警长 Hey, watch it! Commissioner Gordon!
怎么了 奥哈拉 What is it, O'Hara?
我们接到了报警 We just got a report!
所有小咖级别的坏蛋都攻入了电厂 All the z-grade villains have broken into the energy plant!
我们该怎么办 长官 What are we gonna do, sir?
那还用问吗 The only thing we ever do.
赶紧打开蝙蝠灯就是了 Flip the switch to the bat-signal!
开灯 Flip!
警长 您在吗 Commissioner, are you there?
蝙蝠灯被人扔鸡蛋了 The bat-signal, she's been egged!
是傻蛋干的 It's egghead, sir.
我很清楚他的行径 I'm well aware of his work.
我的天啊 你把蝙蝠灯弄坏了 Dear gosh. You've destroyed the bat-signal.
你还真是老奸巨猾 You have thought of everything.
没错 是我 Yeah, I know!
等我拿下了哥谭市… And when I take over Gotham city...
反应堆 正在打开反应堆闸门 Opening reactor core doors.
蝙蝠侠就只能对他最大的对手 ...Batman will grovel at the feet
俯首称臣了 of his greatest enemy!
就是我 小丑 Me! The joker!
小丑 能听到我说话吗 Joker, do you read me?
收到 宝贝儿 10-4, girl buddy.
我们准备好了 亲爱的 We're ready for you, sugar plum.
好的 就让我们好好玩儿起来吧 Well, then, let's raise the roof!
小心炸弹来啦 Fire in the hole!
奥哈拉 给蝙蝠侠打过电话吗 O'Hara, have you tried the bat-phone?
打过了没人接 一直是彩铃 Yes, but all I'm getting is this hold music.
真好听 I love it.
- 狙击手 瞄准那栋楼 - 没问题 - I want snipers trained on that building! - You bet!
- 我需要船和直升飞机 - 明白 长官 - I want water and air support, yesterday! - Ahoy, sir!
我还需要特警 马上 And I need SWAT here now!
戈登警长 有电话 Phone call for commissioner Gordon.
喂 蝙蝠侠 Hello? Batman?
嗨 小警长 我是小丑 Hi, Jimmy! It's the jokes. Oop!
没人这么叫你 Nobody calls you that.
不 别人就是这么叫我的 Yes, people do call me that.
好吧 仔细听好 Okay, listen up.
快 快 快 Go, go, go!
就在现在 一枚独家秘制的小丑炸弹 At this very moment, an unnecessarily complicated bomb
正在连接能源的核内部 is being attached to the inside of the main energy core.
我给你们五分钟的时间 让市长乖乖地投降 If the mayor isn't here in five minutes to negotiate the city's surrender,
否则我要毁掉整个哥谭市 then I shall destroy Gotham city.
我要出名了 I did something!
博士 情况听起来很危险 也相当复杂 Doctor, that sounds frightening and overly complicated.
跟我们说说 Talk us through it.
好吧 希望不会吓到看新闻的孩子们 Well, I don't wanna scare any small children who may be listening,
哥谭电视台 最新消息 小丑启用特级丑丑弹
很少有人知道哥谭市 but it's a little-known fact that Gotham city
所处的地壳板块极其脆弱 is built on a bunch of flimsy plates stuck together.
事实上我们的脚下什么都没有 There's literally nothing beneath us,
只有臭气熏天的无底深渊 except an infinite abyss that smells like dirty underwear.
如果小丑的炸弹爆炸 If joker's bomb were to go off,
这些地壳板块就会分崩离析 these plates would break apart,
到时候所有的哥谭市民都将坠入 plunging every Gotham citizen
无底深渊 万劫不复的深渊 into the eternal abyss forever.
各位不想看到那样吧 And you wouldn't want that, now would you?
那就让市长出来马上见我 Now get me the mayor! Joker out!
等等市长 您绝对不能去见他 Madam mayor, I cannot ask you to do this!
警长 找到蝙蝠侠了吗 Jim, did you find Batman?
还没有 No, ma'am.
那我们别无选择了 Then we have no choice.
现在主动权掌握在小丑手里 The joker has the upper hand.
我们必须立刻交出哥谭市 We have to surrender Gotham city.
不 Oh, no.
实在抱歉 I'm sorry!
市长专机已经起飞 Flying the mayor package in right now.
全体注意 眩晕枪准备 SWAT team, get your stun guns ready!
- 非致命性 - 完毕 - Non-lethal. - Yeah!
市长专机开始降落 Lowering mayor package through hole.
亲爱的市长 Madam mayor!
欢迎您的光临 Thanks for dropping by.
我只想跟你说一件事 小丑 I've only got one thing to say to you, joker.
那你最好还是快点儿说 Well, you better make it fast.
你喜欢赌博吗 Do you like to gamble?
当然喜欢 Oh, I certainly do.
那你玩过轮盘吗 Do you ever play roulette?
偶尔玩玩儿 On occasion.
我可以给你个建议 Well, let me give you a word of advice.
洗耳恭听 I'm all ears.
玩轮盘的时候 When playing roulette...
然后 Yes?
想赢就赌黑色的 ...always bet on black.
蝙蝠侠 Batman?
你怎么来了 你是来送死的吗 What are you doing? You're completely outnumbered here!
你疯了吧 Are you nuts?
想一起疯 来吧 You wanna get nuts? Come on!
那就一起疯吧 Let's get nuts!
健身音乐 超酷精选曲目 一起疯精选曲目 蝙蝠侠独唱
我刚写了一首歌 'Cause I just wrote a song
内容就是要痛扁你们这些坏蛋 about how I'm gonna kick all your butts!
在他开唱之前干掉他 Stop him before he starts singing!
♪ 在最黑暗的夜里 ♪
♪ 我让坏人就范 ♪
♪ 这里有百万勇士 ♪
计算机 加特效 Computer, overcompensate.
♪ 我是其中魁首 ♪
这就来 先生 I'm on my way, sir.
♪ 我有最炫的行头 蝙蝠侠 ♪
♪ 他有唬人的技巧 蝙蝠侠 ♪
♪ 他会最酷的后空翻 蝙蝠侠 ♪
♪ 蝙蝠侠 ♪
♪ 蝙蝠 ♪
♪ 蝙蝠侠 ♪
♪ 你以为我肌肉发达 ♪
谢谢 Thank you.
♪ 你还未领教我的头脑才华 ♪
♪ 女士们 你可以盯住看 ♪
♪ 为什么 ♪
♪ 因为我是亿万富翁 ♪
打起精神来 伙计们 Get it together, guys!
别让我在蝙蝠侠面前丢脸 You're making me look bad in front of Batman!
计算机 炸弹在哪儿 'Puter, where's the bomb?
炸弹位于能源核的底部 The bomb is located at the base of the energy core.
什么 What the...
♪ 我狂笑到最后 我微笑至始终 ♪
♪ 把你置于哈莉·奎茵的庇护之下 ♪
♪ 我的双面有黑有蓝 ♪
♪ 我绝对不是布鲁斯·韦恩 ♪
吻我吧 蝙蝠侠 Kiss me, Batman.
计算机 'Puter.
你们这次怎么又全军覆没了 How is he beating all of you again?
是因为我 Because...
我是蝙蝠侠 the Batman.
要爆炸了 It's gonna blow!
嗨 蝙蝠侠 Hi, Batman!
真是怪了 我怎么总能撞上你 So weird to keep running into you.
看来你的计划失败了 Looks like your plan failed.
等着吧 总有一天哥谭市会落到我的手里 Well, it's only a matter of time before I take over Gotham city.
那一天会是什么时候 计算机 When has that ever happened? Computer!
计算中 Calculating.
计算中 哥谭市何时会落到小丑手里
下辈子 Never.
下辈子
知道吗 You know why?
因为我总是先你一步 Because I'm always one step ahead of you.
但是你永远都抓不到我 And I always get away!
这次你跑不掉了 Not this time.
因为这次 'Cause this time
我已经抓到你了 I got you.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
你好像忘了一件重要的事 Well, there's only one problem.
炸弹你还没有拆呢 Who's gonna defuse the bomb?
总得有人去吧 蝙蝠侠 It's gotta be one or the other, Batman.
要么拯救城市 要么抓住你最大的敌人 Save the city, or catch your greatest enemy.
鱼和熊掌不可兼得 You can't do both.
抱歉 你刚才说什么 I'm sorry, what did you just say?
鱼和熊掌不可兼得 You can't do both, I said.
不 上一句话 No, I mean the other thing.
要么拯救城市 要么抓住最大的敌人 Save the city, or catch your greatest enemy.
你觉得你是我最大的敌人 You think you're my greatest enemy?
当然 你对我真是太痴迷了 Yes! You're obsessed with me!
不 我没有 No, I'm not.
- 你有 - 我没有 - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not.
你就有 Yes, you are!
除了我谁还能把你逼到这个地步 Who else drives you to one-up them the way that I do?
- 贝恩可以 - 贝恩不行 - Bane. - No, he doesn't!
超人可以 Superman.
超人又不是坏蛋 Superman's not a bad guy!
这么看来 我现在并没有特定的敌人 Then I'd say that I don't currently have a bad guy.
我的对手可不止眼前的一两个 I am fighting a few different people.
什么 What?
我喜欢跟人斗 I like to fight around.
好吧 你跟其他人斗我没意见 Okay, look, I'm fine with you fighting other people
只要你高兴就好 但是我们俩的关系可不一般呀 if you wanna do that, but what we have is special.
所以如果有人问你 So, when people ask you
"谁是你的头号对手" 你得说 "who's your number one bad guy?" You say...
超人 Superman.
你真的觉得我们之间的关系一般般 Are you seriously saying that there is
就没什么特别的吗 nothing, nothing special about our relationship?
这么说吧 你这只丑小丫 Let me tell you something, j-bird.
蝙蝠侠不会跟任何人有任何关系 Batman doesn't do 'ships.
什么 What?
在我的字典里没有关系 As in "relationships."
也不会有我们 There is no "us."
你跟我什么关系都没有 Batman and joker are not a thing.
我不需要你 I don't need you.
我也不需要任何人 I don't need anyone.
你对我没有任何意义 You mean nothing to me.
其他人也一样 No one does.
特级丑丑弹 倒计时
你成功了 You did it!
不必客气 You're welcome.
- 谢谢你 蝙蝠侠 - 不客气 - Thank you, Batman. - Oh, my pleasure.
蝙蝠侠 我们爱你 Batman, we love you!
谢谢 我真的是受宠若惊 Thank you! I'm blushing super hard under the mask.
- 谢谢你 蝙蝠侠 - 不客气 - Grazie, Batman! - Prego.
- 蝙蝠侠 你是最棒的 - 不敢当 - You're the best, Batman! - Oh, I'm humble.
谢谢你 蝙蝠侠 Thanks, Batman!
这是我应该做的 谢谢 I'm super modest about it. Thank you.
蝙蝠侠 你最棒 Batman, you're the greatest!
多谢 多谢 Oh, pray hands, pray hands.
感谢你拯救了城市 Thanks for saving the city!
不必客气 You're welcome.
我爱你胜过爱我的孩子 Batman, I love you more than my kids!
我也是 朋友 So do I, guy!
♪ 保持这种感觉 让我继续下去 ♪
你是我们的大英雄 蝙蝠侠 You're our hero, Batman!
我喜欢这种生活 I love my life.
计算机 Computer.
请讲 Go ahead.
- 孤儿院是在附近吗 - 是的 - Are we near the orphanage? - Yes.
太好了 我要给孩子们 制造一点惊喜 Great. Let's turn those frowns upside down.
孤儿院
好像是蝙蝠战车的声音 That sounds like the Batmobile.
♪ 保持这种感觉 让我继续下去 ♪
天啊 No way!
嘿 伙伴们 看谁来了 Hey, orphans! Look who's here!
蝙蝠侠 蝙蝠侠 It's Batman!
嘿 孩子们 你们谁想玩礼品枪 Hey, kids. Who wants a shot from the merch gun?
- 我 我 我… - 很好 - I do, I do, I do! - Great!
- 咔砰 - 我得到一个饭盒 - Kaboom! - I got a lunchbox!
- 咔砰 - 我得到一个鸭嘴杯 - Kaboom! - I got a sippy cup!
咔砰 Kaboom!
我得到一个蝙蝠镖 I got a batarang!
其他人的礼物是蝙蝠钞票 And the rest of you get bat bucks.
咔砰 Kaboom!
孩子们记住 如果你想和蝙蝠侠一样 Remember, kids, if you want to be like Batman,
那就练好身体 拜拜 take care of your abs. Batman out!
蝙蝠侠 蝙蝠侠 蝙蝠侠 Batman! Batman! Batman!
谢谢你蝙蝠侠 我的大英雄 Thanks, Batman. You're my hero!
♪ 保持这种感觉 ♪
♪ 让我继续下去 ♪
♪ 永远 永远 永远 ♪
♪ 保持这种感觉 ♪
♪ 与你并驾齐驱 ♪
♪ 永远 永远 永远 ♪
韦恩岛 韦恩庄园
♪ 保持这种感觉 ♪
♪ 让我继续下去 ♪
请说出密码 What is the password?
钢铁侠弱爆了 Iron man sucks.
谢谢 Thank you.
当蝙蝠侠的感觉肯定很棒 It must be great to be Batman.
他回家后应该会 I can only imagine he is going home right now
开一整晚的派对 to party the night away,
身边围绕着无数好友和美女网球运动员 surrounded by scores of friends and lady tennis players.
嘿 计算机 Hey, computer.
我回来了 I'm home.
欢迎回家 先生 Welcome home, sir.
正在启动蝙蝠洞操作系统 Initializing batcave operating system.
计算机 Hey, 'puter.
怎么了 蝙蝠侠 What's up, Batman?
把这枚炸弹收藏起来 Put this bomb in the museum.
好的 先生 Certainly, sir.
蝙蝠侠的战利品陈列室
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thank you. - No worries.
蝙蝠侠的缴获炸弹储藏室
我出去以后有没有发生什么事 Anything exciting happen when I was gone?
您有四封邮件 You have four pieces of mail.
都是些什么 Great, what'd I get?
本周的《省钱一族》杂志 You have this week's pennysaver,
两份账单还有一张家庭用品店的优惠券 two bills, and a coupon for bed bath and beyond.
优惠券两周后过期 It expires in two weeks.
不过我听说过期的优惠券在有些商店还可以使用 But I've heard that some stores will honor them past the expiry date.
知道了 Copy that.
另外阿尔弗雷德正在17楼 Also, Alfred is on the 17th floor,
第5间主卧的第2个浴室里给瓷砖勾缝 grouting tiles in the second bathroom of the fifth master bedroom.
需要我告诉他您回家了吗 Do you want me to tell Alfred you're home?
不用了计算机 谢谢你的汇报 No, that's cool, computer. Thanks for the update.
我该去吃晚饭了 I should probably have some dinner.
阿尔弗雷德在冰箱里给您留了焗龙虾 Alfred left your lobster thermidor in the fridge.
那可是我的最爱 Oh, that's my favorite.
我都等不及了 I can't wait.
应该是两分钟 真够笨的 Oh, not 20 minutes. Stupid.
无信号 未检测到设备
不是这个 Oh, wait.
到底哪个是 There, which one is, uh...
电影《甜心先生》 Jerry Maguire (1996)
对了 Okay.
你让我完美 You complete me.
别再说了 我第一次见到你就爱上你了 Shut up. You had me at hello.
真不错 Love it!
嗨 妈妈 Hey, mom.
嗨 爸爸 Hey, dad.
我…我又一次拯救了这座城市 I, uh... I saved the city again today.
真希望你们能看到 I wish you could have seen me.
你们肯定会为我骄傲的 I think you would have been really proud.
你在这儿啊 看招 There you are!
阿尔弗雷德 真对不起 Oh! Alfred! I am so sorry.
我的条件反射太迅速了 I have incredible reflexes.
不 都是我的错 少爷 No, it's all my fault, sir.
是我不该那样悄悄地靠近你 I should have known better than to sneak up on you like that.
我刚才太入神了 Sorry, I was just lost in thought,
你也知道 一看到这些照片 我就会想起很多事情 and as you know, when I'm in there, I'm in deep.
你怎么又在看家人的老照片 Were you looking at the old family pictures again?
你说什么 我在看老… At the what? The old family...
好吧 我明白你的意思了 Oh, yes! I see what you mean.
你指的是这帮老朋友 Look at that! The old gang.
不 我没看 Yeah. No, I wasn't.
好吧 I see.
少爷 请你不要介意 Sir, if you don't mind my saying,
其实我有点儿担心你 I'm a little concerned.
我发现你在2016 2012 2008 2005 I've seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005
1997 1995 1992 和1989年 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989
都经历了类似的时期 最奇怪的那段是在1966年 and that weird one in 1966.
你有没有想跟我聊聊你现在的感受 Do you want to talk about how you're feeling right now?
我从不谈感受 阿尔弗雷德 I don't talk about feelings, Alfred.
我也没有什么感受 从来没有 I don't have any, I've never seen one.
我是个昼伏夜出打击犯罪的义务警员 I'm a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante,
也是个重金属说唱音乐发烧友 and a heavy metal rapping machine.
我不会有任何情绪 除了愤怒 I don't feel anything emotionally, except for rage.
一年365天 无时无刻在愤怒 24/7, 365, at a million percent.
如果你觉得这背后还藏着什么 那你肯定是疯了 And if you think that there's something behind that, then you're crazy.
晚安 阿尔弗雷德 Good night, Alfred.
少爷 现在是早上 Sir, it's morning.
布鲁斯少爷 你真的是生活在孤岛之上 Master Bruce, you live on an island, figuratively and literally.
是啊 我喜欢这样 Yeah. I love it.
你总不能就这样 You can't spend the rest of your life alone,
身着黑衣 dressed in black,
听着愤怒的音乐 彻夜不眠孤独地度过余生吧 listening to angry music, and staying up all night.
我可以 因为我是蝙蝠侠 Yes, I can, 'cause I'm Batman.
但是 但是现在你是不是 But don't you think it's time
应该勇敢地面对内心 最大的恐惧 you finally faced your greatest fear?
- 是蛇 - 不是 - Snakes? - No.
- 小丑 - 不是 - Clowns? - No.
蛇形小丑 Snake clowns?
少爷 听着 Bruce, listen.
你最大的恐惧是 Your greatest fear is
是要再次融入家庭 being a part of a family again.
不 现在我最怕蛇形小丑 Nope. Now it's snake clowns,
因为你让我想到了那个 because you put that idea in my head.
- 少爷… - 该做俯卧撑了 - Sir? - Time for push-ups!
一 二… 我要做1000个 One, two... We're going to 1,000.
恐怕那是不可能的 少爷 I'm afraid that's not possible, sir.
可能的 我已经做了20个了 It is possible. I'm already at 20.
可你今天要去参加吉姆·戈登的退休聚会 You're scheduled to go to Jim Gordon's retirement party.
什么 不 我不想去参加 What? No. I don't wanna do that.
你会玩儿得很开心的 You're going to have a great time!
不 不 不 No, no, no.
还可以多认识一些人 You might meet some new people!
不 不 No, no, no!
说不定还能交到新朋友 You could even make some new friends.
不 不 不 No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
不 No!
去之前你可以做自己最喜欢做的事情 And before you go, we can do your favorite thing.
小礼服化妆舞会 Tuxedo dress-up party.
少爷 你是不是忘了什么事 Sir, aren't you forgetting something?
没有 Nope.
你的面具 Your cowl.
我的什么 My what, now?
你的那个装甲面具 Your armored face disguise?
好吧 Fine.
- 你高兴了 - 那是当然 - Happy now? - Indubitably.
好吧 你高兴就好了 Good. Must be nice to be happy.
今晚 《聚焦大都会》 Tonight, on Metropolis in focus,
聚焦大都会
迎来了备受瞩目的大英雄 超人 we have our favorite star, superman!
你们好 市民们 What up, Gotham!
请谈一下 超人 最近你把佐德流放到了幽灵区 Superman, tell me. How do you feel
对此你的感受是什么 about your recent banishment of Zod to the phantom zone?
这个 我的心情比较复杂 真的 Yeah, look, pippa, it's... It's complicated. Okay?
这么多年来你知道 我和佐德打了很多大仗 Zod and I, we've had some pretty epic battles over the years.
我认为如果没有佐德这个对手 我不可能成为超人 I don't believe I would be superman without fighting Zod.
看到了 连超人都明白 为什么蝙蝠侠不明白 See? Superman gets it. Why can't Batman?
注意了 各位 我做了一个唱片架子 看这儿 Check it out, guys. I built a cd rack. Ta-da!
整天和这些蠢材一起共事 And how am I supposed to get Batman's respect
我怎么可能得到蝙蝠侠的尊重 when I'm working with these human farts?
宝贝儿 看着我 Boo-boo, look at me.
你把蝙蝠侠看得太重了 他早晚会知道 You're too good for Batman. He needs to open his eyes
没有你的话 他什么都不是 对吧 and see what it feels like when you're not around. Okay?
是啊 我总不能把佐德关在一般的监狱里吧 Yeah, pippa. I couldn't put Zod in a regular prison, right?
独家报道 现场直播 哥谭电视台
好歹他是佐德啊 He's Zod. Come on!
所以为了确保大都会的安全 他必须被关在一个最保险的地方 No, he needed to go someplace where he could never harm Metropolis ever again.
那就是幽灵区 The phantom zone.
没错 那个有名的太空监狱 Ah, yes, the notorious space jail
关押着史上最厉害的超级坏蛋们 that houses the greatest super-villains of all time.
最坏的家伙 都被关在那儿了 They've got, like, the sickest baddies up there.
比如这位 还有这位 They got, like, this guy. And her.
我会抓住你的 宝贝儿 I'll get you, my pretty!
还有他 To say nothing about him.
还有这些家伙 And these guys.
消灭他们 Exterminate!
我倒是有了一个主意 亲爱的 I'm starting to get an idea, monkey face.
布鲁斯 看这儿 Bruce, over here!
好的 摄影迷们 Okay, shutterbugs. Look alive, here we go.
我就摆三个姿势 你们好了就开始 I'm gonna give you three poses. You ready?
好了吗 Kissy face.
我又做了一次 Oops, I did it again.
还有《绝地战警》里的 你打算怎么办 And the bad boys. What you gonna do?
我要撤了 各位 谢谢 I'm out of here, guys. Thank you.
- 议员女士 - 韦恩先生 晚上好 - Congresswoman. - Mr. Wayne, good to see you.
冬季联欢会暨吉姆·戈登警长退休欢送会
参议员先生 气色不错 Senator, looking great.
♪ 我和镜子中的男人一同瞪大眼睛 ♪
布鲁斯 对于新任警长有什么建议吗 Bruce, any advice for the new commissioner?
他只要知道怎么打开蝙蝠灯 就能万事大吉了 Long as he knows how to push the button for the bat-signal, he'll be fine.
布鲁斯 你是怎么做到的 Bruce, I don't know how you did it.
你亲自做了就知道了 You can't prove it, you didn't do it.
天哪 见到你真好 快来加入我们 Mr. Wayne, so great to see you! Come and join us!
首相先生 Mr. prime minister.
您是不是整容了 Did you have some work done?
不会吧 No way!
布鲁斯·韦恩 Bruce Wayne!
他可是史上最牛的孤儿 He's the greatest orphan of all time.
♪ 来吧 来吧 ♪
见到您很高兴 大使先生 Nice to see you, Mr. ambassador.
韦恩先生 Mr. Wayne!
- 要拍照吗 - 太棒了 - You want a picture? - That would be swell!
那就来一张吧 Here we go. Party face!
搞定 拿着吧 Boom. Keep it.
谢谢 韦恩先生 Thanks, Mr. Wayne.
叫我布鲁斯 小伙子 Call me Bruce, champ.
见到您我真是太激动了 I'm just so jazzed to meet you, sir.
等等 你刚才说你很激动 I'm sorry, did you say "jazzed"?
是啊 我叫理查德·格雷森 Yes! My name's Richard Grayson,
孤儿院的小孩都叫我鸡儿 but all the kids at the orphanage call me dick.
- 小孩子也真敢胡叫 - 是啊 - Well, children can be cruel. - Yeah.
- 很荣幸见到你 - 我也一样 - Great to see you, Bruce. - Nice to see you, sir.
我有个问题想请教您 So, I had a question for you, sir.
好啊 问吧 Okay, hit me with it.
关于被收养的方法您有什么高见吗 Do you have any advice on how to get adopted?
- 对 - 您有 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, you do?
- 韦恩先生 可以签个名吗 - 可以 - Mr. Wayne, can I get an autograph? - Sure.
还有您觉得牙齿美白怎么样 Um, all right, for example, is teeth whitener a good idea?
- 很好 给你 朋友 - 谢谢 - Yes. There you go, pal. - Thanks!
- 真的吗 - 真的 - Really? - Oh, yeah.
- 你真很帅 布鲁斯 - 非常感谢 - Looking good, Bruce. - Thank you so much.
用眼线笔或者会一门外语呢 How about eyeliner or a foreign language?
- 都试试 - 好 - Try both. - Bueno.
快看 是新警长 Look, it's the new commissioner!
- 哪儿呢 - 她跟市长在一起 - Where? - Oh, she's with the mayor!
各位 这就是新任警长 Here she is, everyone!
- 亲爱的 - 嗨 爸爸 - Oh, my darling! - Hi, dad.
♪ 那是什么 今晚如此耀眼的星光 ♪
韦恩先生 Mr. Wayne?
我要不要去做个眼睛放大手术 Should I get experimental surgery to make my eyes larger
好让我看起来更楚楚可怜 and more vulnerable-looking?
做吧 Uh, do that.
韦恩先生 Uh, Mr. Wayne?
您对收养孩子感兴趣吗 Are you currently in the market to adopt a child?
- 当然 - 真的 - Yeah. - Really?
真的 Oh, yeah.
那您是喜欢普通的孩子呢 Are you looking for more of a base model orphan
- 还是喜欢有些特殊才能的孩子 - 对 - or one that has more upgraded features? - Yep.
- 比如会做饭或者会玩浮木 - 对 - Like cooking or driftwood art? - Yep.
- 会体操 - 对 - Gymnastic abilities? - Yep.
或者像布莱恩那样会表演街头魔术 Close-up street magic a la David Blaine?
- 听起来都不错 - 真的吗 - All of it sounds great. - Really?
其实这些我全都会 Because all of it sounds like me.
韦恩先生 我想问问您有没有兴趣收养 Mr. Wayne, do you think you'd be interested in adopting me
我做您的养子呢 as your future orphan son?
当然有 Definitely.
天哪 太棒了 Oh, this is great!
我一直都希望有人能收养我 Because all I want is to get adopted,
那样我就不会 so I can finally stop being
再孤单了 alone.
今晚我们齐聚一堂 We've gathered here tonight
共同庆祝吉姆·戈登光荣退休 to mark the retirement of Jim Gordon.
再见了 Goodbye.
让我们祝愿 他的南美丛林之旅一切顺利 And we wish him well on his south African jungle safari!
谢谢 Thank you.
接下来 我要为大家 Now, to introduce you
隆重介绍下一任的警长 to his exciting new replacement.
欢迎我们的新警长 Everyone, meet your new commissioner!
欢迎芭芭拉·戈登 Meet Barbara Gordon!
她是哥谭市的新任警长 The new commissioner of Gotham city!
她是哈佛警校最优秀的毕业生 She was top of her class at Harvard for police.
依靠统计学和满满的爱心 She cleaned up the streets of Gotham's nearby sister city bludhaven
她把哥谭市的邻近友城布鲁德海文治理得井井有条 using statistics and compassion.
如今她带着她的新理念和警棍 来到了我们哥谭市 And now she's bringing her new ideas and her nunchucks to Gotham city.
恭喜你 亲爱的 Congratulations, darling.
谢谢 爸爸 她来了 各位 Thanks, dad. Here she is, everyone!
谢谢 谢谢大家 Thank you! Thanks!
恭喜 Hurray!
戈登小姐 看这边 Ms. Gordon, over here!
笑一笑 Big smile!
谢谢 很荣幸能够接过这把大钥匙 Thank you for the oversized key to arkham asylum.
这还有 这是 And, uh, what's this?
这还有蝙蝠灯的开关 Thank you for the switch to the bat-signal.
谢谢 Nice.
爸爸 您为保护哥谭市做出了杰出的贡献 Dad, you've always done a great job protecting Gotham city.
没错 是我 Flip! That's me.
谢谢 当然也要谢谢蝙蝠侠 Thank you. Along with Batman, of course.
为蝙蝠侠鼓掌 Let's hear it for Batman!
真希望他也在这儿 Who I wish was here right now.
我敢肯定他在听呢 Oh, I'm sure he's listening.
我想问各位一个问题 I'd like to ask all of you a question.
你们讨厌犯罪吗 Are you fed up with crime?
我们都讨厌犯罪 We're all tired of crime.
对 我们痛恨犯罪 Yeah, we're sick of it.
那么我们就需要采取实质性的措施 Great. Then let's talk about real improvements
来彻底终结那些屡禁不止的犯罪行为 that will end the cycle of crime.
爱心 团队建设 统计学 忍术
我有个四步走试点计划 想和大家分享 I've got a four-point pilot program that I'd love to share with you.
那就说出来让大家听听 I wanna hear all four points.
- 计划叫做… - 我听着呢 - It's called... - I am ready.
哥谭需要全民团结 It takes a village...
这个标题不错 Best opening to a title ever.
而非蝙蝠侠一人 Not a Batman.
- 服务员 - 先生 - Waiter. - Sir?
- 来一杯 - 当然 - Can I? - Of course.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thank you. - My pleasure.
非常感谢 Thanks so much.
- 什么 - 请看 - What? - Look.
蝙蝠侠已经工作了很长很长… Batman's been on the job for a very, very, very,
很长的时间了 very, very, very, very, very long time.
他为此已经鞠躬尽瘁 He has aged phenomenally.
然而 虽然蝙蝠侠为我们大家做了很多的好事 However, despite all the great work Batman has done for us,
但是哥谭市依然是全世界犯罪率最高的城市 Gotham city is still the most crime-ridden city in the world.
- 她说的很有道理 - 有意思 - She's got a great point. - Interesting.
从历史来看这个说法非常准确 Historically speaking, that is accurate.
- 他并没有抓住谜语人 - 她说得没错 - He hasn't captured riddler. - You know, she's right.
也没有抓住贝恩 He hasn't captured bane.
猫女 Or catwoman.
双面人 或者哥谭市的其他惯犯 Or two-face, or any of Gotham's other villains!
他的工作做得不太好 He's not good at his job.
其中包括小丑 Including the joker!
她说的很有道理 She's making a lot of sense.
抱歉 各位请听我说 Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
- 请讲 - 你好 我是布鲁斯·韦恩 - Yes. - Hi. Bruce Wayne.
亿万富翁 生活达人 闲云野鹤 花花公子 Billionaire, bon vivant, gallivanter, playboy,
哥谭市连续90年来最抢手的黄金单身汉 Gotham's most eligible bachelor, like, 90 years in a row.
《金砖杂志》 哥谭最抢手黄金单身汉
就是我 That's me right there.
我知道你是谁 韦恩先生 I know who you are, Mr. Wayne.
你肯定知道 我的问题是 You bet you do. Quick quest,
你对蝙蝠侠有什么意见 what is your problem with Batman,
还是你自己有什么问题 and also, what the heck, dude?
感谢你的提问 韦恩先生 I'm glad you asked, Mr. Wayne.
我并不是讨厌蝙蝠侠 I'm not a Batman hater.
只不过我们不需要一个乔装打扮的成年人 But we don't need an unsupervised adult man
游走于法律之外 单枪匹马地去打坏人 karate-chopping poor people in a Halloween costume.
我们需要做的是如何将蝙蝠侠好的方面 We need to take what's good about Batman
与现行法律 适当的道德标准 and marry it to actual laws and proper ethics
以及责任义务更好地结合起来 and accountability.
你说的我都不爱听 I hate everything you just said.
因为我的目标就是让警察局和蝙蝠侠通力合作 Because my dream is for the police force to team up with Batman.
服务员 Waiter.
这难道不好 Wouldn't that be better?
我相信只要全世界最伟大的侦探 And I know that, together, the world's greatest detective...
和哥谭市最精锐的警队携手并进 必能遏制犯罪 ...and Gotham's finest could clean up these crime-ridden streets.
永绝后患 Forever.
大家快趴下 Everybody, get down!
闪亮登场 Grand entrance!
所有人马上从各个出口离开 Everyone! Make your way to the exits immediately!
快跑 Run!
贝恩队 封锁出口 Team bane, block the exits.
我们去哪儿 Going somewhere?
泥面人 急冻人 把新上任的小戈登警长带来见我 Clayface, freeze, bring me the new commissioner Gordon.
- 遵命 - 好的 - We're on it. - Cool.
亲爱的哈莉 你知道该做什么 And, Harley, you know what to do.
我当然知道 I sure do.
是时候开始进行大清洗行动了 It's time for operation "take out the laundry."
管家一号 我是蝙蝠一号 收到请回答 Butler one, this is bat one. Do you copy?
请说 蝙蝠一号 Go ahead, bat one.
如何约束不听话的孩子
我需要装甲面具 马上 I need my armored face disguise, now!
除非你说出通关密语 Only if you say the magic word.
- 快给我 - 不给 - Now! - No.
你被解雇了 You're fired.
不 先生 这个问题等我们 No. Sir, we'll talk about this
锁定目标
回蝙蝠洞再讨论 back at the batcave.
- 计算机 - 请讲 - Hey, 'puter. - Yes?
播放拼砌大师的背景音乐 Initialize masterbuild music.
马上播放 Right away.
附带损害评估推荐使用疾驰者 先生 Collateral damage assessment suggests the scuttler, sir.
疾驰者 拼砌大师方案
很好 Good plan.
市长 请跟紧我 Madam mayor, stay close to me.
往南出口跑 Head for the south exit.
快跑 市长 Now, ma'am.
快 快 快 Go! Go! Go!
宝贝儿 交给蝙蝠侠处理吧 Honey, let Batman take care of it.
我能处理 Dad, I got this.
疾驰者组装完毕 Scuttler online.
奥哈拉队长 我们急需救援 Chief O'Hara, we're coming in hot!
我快到了 I'm almost there.
队长 确保市长的安全 Chief, get the mayor to safety.
计算机 我已经看到小丑了 Computer, I've got the joker in my sights.
伙计们 我已经看到小丑了 Team, I got the joker in my sights.
小丑 Joker!
小丑 Joker.
不好意思 刚才我正要… Uh, excuse me? I was about to...
打开蝙蝠灯 明智的决定 Push the bat-signal? Good call.
我喜欢 I like your instincts.
我有个惊喜要送给你们 I've got a surprise for you guys.
肯定能让你们笑开花 And it's gonna make you smile.
啊哦 他的笑脸太丑了 Uh-oh! His smile is our grimace.
大家赶紧都趴下 Everybody, get down.
- 我… - 小丑 不 - I... - Joker, no!
我投降了 ...surrender.
什么 What?
你刚才说什么 Uh, what did you just say?
我说 "我投降了" I said, "I...Surrender."
小丑 你在干什么 Joker, what are you doing?
抱歉 我的蝙蝠耳朵肯定出问题了 I'm sorry, my bat-ears must be malfunctioning
因为我听到你说 because it sounds...
我投降了 I surrender!
得了吧 别装了 你是犯罪分子 Okay, you know what? Cool it. You're a criminal.
你应该逃跑 让我去抓你 You run, and I catch you.
我不会再跑了 蝙蝠侠 Not anymore, Batman.
你说的对 你没拿我当对手 You were right. There is no "us."
所以我也就没必要再跟你斗下去了 So, there's no point in me trying to fight you anymore.
我现在要向这位意志坚定 Therefore, I will be surrendering myself
高瞻远瞩的新警长投降 to our strong-willed and forward-thinking new commissioner.
眨眨眼 眨眨大眼睛眨呀眨 Blink, blink, blink. Blinkety blink, blink, blink!
他一定在搞鬼 That's really suspicious.
没错 你到底有什么阴谋 小丑 Yeah, it is. What are you up to, joker?
我就是想为我之前的所作所为赎罪 I just wanna go to arkham and pay for all of my crimes.
眨眨眼 眨眨大眼睛眨呀眨 Blink, blink, blink. Blinkety blink, blink, blink!
你说的是眨一眨眼吗 Are you actually saying "blink"?
不 是眨眨眼 No! Blink, blink, blink.
小丑 你够了 Joker! That's enough.
好了 芭芭拉 交给我吧 Okay, babs. I got this.
别急呀 蝙蝠侠 你不能再跟我斗了 Not so fast, Batman. You can't fight me anymore.
我退出了 I'm off the market.
你到底想说什么 What are you talking about?
我打算不干了 I'm off the menu.
我们之间的斗争也到此结束了 You won't get to fight any of this anymore.
我不该问这么傻的问题 Man, am I sorry I asked.
不管怎么说 祝你在监狱里过得愉快 Anyway, have fun in jail and...
蝙蝠侠 你要干什么 Batman, what are you doing?
打贝恩 Punching bane.
根本没这个必要吧 That was unnecessary.
我看你不可能再打贝恩了 Oh, no, you can't fight bane anymore either.
是吗 Really?
没错 也不能打谜语人 猫女或者酱料王了 Yeah. Or riddler. Or catwoman. Or condiment king.
为什么 Why not?
因为我们所有人都投降了 对不对 Because we're all surrendering. Right, guys?
是吗 We are?
是的 Yes!
小丑送给哥谭市的大礼
我猜猜看 发生了什么 Riddle me this. What just happened?
罪犯落网了 It's the end of crime!
太棒了 All right!
- 真是难以置信 - 看这边 看这边 - That was amazing! - Over here, over here!
您做到了 You did it!
是的 那当然 我… Yeah, of course I did. I'm...
不好意思 请让开 Sorry, not you.
我们要采访的是戈登警长 We're talking to commissioner Gordon.
- 这是团队合作的结果 - 让我来 芭芭拉 - Well, it was a team effort. - I got this, babs.
警长 您感觉如何 Commissioner, how do you feel?
太棒了 这是个不错的开始 Amazing! This is a great first day.
好吧 Okay.
- 蝙蝠侠 能问个问题吗 - 问吧 - Question for Batman. - Shoot.
你打算怎么度过余生 What are you gonna do with the rest of your life?
你是什么意思 What do you mean, the rest of my life?
既然犯罪分子全部落网了 我们就不需要义务警员了 We don't need a vigilante crime fighter now that there's no more crime.
不 还是需要的 Uh, yes, you do.
你可以有更多的时间陪陪家人了 You can spend some quality time with your family.
我的… My...
好了 蝙蝠侠 就这样吧 Okay, Batman. We'll take it from here.
好了 All right, listen up.
你们有权利保持沉默 All of you have the right to remain silent.
大家出发吧 Let's roll out!
再见 蝙蝠侠 Toodle-oo, Batman!
再见 蝙蝠侠 再见 蝙蝠侠 Bye, Batman. Au revoir, Batman.
再见 蝙蝠侠 Bye, Batman.
拜拜 蝙蝠侠 Bye, Batman!
今天对于哥谭市民来说 Today is a victory
是个大获全胜的一天 for the citizens of Gotham city!
无犯罪 无犯罪 无犯罪 No more crime! No more crime! No more crime!
蝙蝠侠的幸福指数 (幸福水平-无犯罪时间)
你还好吗 少爷 Is everything okay, sir?
这些焗龙虾你没怎么吃啊 You've barely touched your lobster thermidor.
我现在哪儿还有功夫吃龙虾呀 I don't have time to eat lobster thermidor right now!
阿卡姆疯人院
勇士二式 Warrior two.
鸽子式 树式 Pigeon pose. Tree pose.
下犬式 Downward dog.
火式呼吸 Breath of fire.
树式 Tree pose.
嘿 蝙蝠侠 Hey, Batman!
芭芭拉 Barbara!
你在做什么 What are you doing?
没做什么 我过得很充实 Nothing. I have a very full life.
不 我是问你在这里做什么 No, I mean, what are you doing here?
我在监视 监视小丑 Surveillance. On the joker.
蝙蝠侠 我们都知道小丑在搞阴谋 Batman, we both know the joker's up to something.
所以我们不能让他在监狱里逍遥快活 Well, then we can't just let him run around loose in a prison.
他不快活 He's not loose.
必须送他到法律以外的某个地方 He has to go someplace outside the law.
- 法律以外的地方 - 对 - Outside the law? - Yeah.
比方说某个… Somewhere like, uh...
嗨 你们好 我是幽灵私家洗衣房的 Hi, there. I'm here from phantom's own laundry.
来取你们的脏衣服 Here to take that bad stuff off your hands.
等等 就是那儿 那个幽灵区 Wait, that's it! The phantom zone.
幽灵区 那不可能 The phantom zone? No way!
那样做严重违法 而且那里不归我们管 That is super illegal and way outside our jurisdiction.
为什么不能在守法的前提下 So, why don't you and I work together
我们联手挫败他的阴谋呢 inside the law, to figure out what he's up to?
蝙蝠侠喜欢单干 Batman works alone.
我的座右铭 版权所有 That's my motto. Copyright Batman.
蝙蝠侠 哥谭市从今后再也没有义务警员了 Batman, there are no more vigilantes allowed in Gotham city.
好吧 完全明白 Okay. Totally got it.
那我就只能进入双重加密 超级义务警员模式了 Then I have to go into double-secret super vigilante mode.
你说得声音很大 You said that out loud.
我知道她说我声音很大 I know that she said I said that out loud,
但她不可能听到我说了什么 but there's no way I did.
也不可能知道我的天才大脑在想些什么 She has no idea what's going on in my super-mind.
天才大脑 Super-mind?
烟雾弹 Smoke bomb!
计算机 我要把小丑送到幽灵区 Computer, how do I put the joker in the phantom zone?
告诉我最快的路线 不走高速 Quickest route, no freeways.
休眠模式
计算机 听到了吗 'Puter, do you hear me?
你好 布鲁斯少爷 Hello, master Bruce.
阿尔弗雷德 蝙蝠计算机出问题了 你看 Alfred, there's something wrong with the batcomputer. Watch this.
计算机 没反应 'Puter. Nothing.
计算机 看见了吗 'Puter. Do you see what I'm saying?
它没有问题 先生 There's nothing wrong with it, sir.
是我刚刚关闭了你的计算机权限 I have just taken away your computer privileges.
家长锁定
家长锁定 你不可以这样 The parental lock? You can't do that.
我可以 我刚刚读了 Oh, I can. I've been reading
《如何约束不听话的孩子》这本书 setting limits for your out-of-control child.
这也挡不住我 You know what? Doesn't matter,
因为我有双重加密超级密码 'cause I have a double-secret super password
可以解除家长锁定模式 that unlocks the parental lock.
你说的密码是"臭管家阿尔弗雷德"吗 You mean, "Alfred da butt-ler," with two t's?
少爷 实话告诉你 不能再这么胡闹下去了 Sir, it's time for you to stop this unhealthy behavior.
我没有胡闹 No, it's not.
你应该对你自己的人生负责 You need to take responsibility for your life.
现在还不是时候 Not right now, I don't.
就从抚养你的儿子开始吧 And it starts by raising your son.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
我好像完全听不懂你在说什么 I literally have no idea what you're talking about.
你在联欢会上收养了一名孤儿 记得吗 The young orphan you adopted at the gala. Remember?
哇 楼梯 Wow! Stairs.
他来这儿已经一周时间了 He's been living here for the past week.
你好餐桌 Hello, table! Boom!
不得不说的是 我已经喜欢上了这个小家伙 And I must say, I've grown rather fond of the young lad.
你好 秘密摄像头 Hello, secret camera.
你应该试着去了解他 You should get to know him.
- 你和他有很多共同点 - 站好 - You and he have a lot in common. - En garde.
你好 全家福 Hello, family photos.
他在很小的时候就失去了父母 He lost his parents at a very young age.
我一直想要一张全家福 I've always wanted one of those.
但是那孩子就不能拥有一次被人呵护的机会吗 Doesn't he deserve a chance for someone to take him under their wing,
就像我呵护你一样 as I took you under mine?
阿尔弗雷德 你肯定是看了太多煽情电影 Alfred, you've been watching way too many lifetime movies
喝了太多霞多丽酒了 and drinking chardonnay.
- 是灰比诺酒 - 不管什么 - It's Pinot grigio, sir. - Whatever it is.
听着 你没有家人 Listen, you don't have a family.
你只是乐于当管家 You're satisfied serving me.
对于收养这种事情你不懂 So what do you know about having a surrogate son?
我现在要去打击犯罪了 Now, I'm gonna go fight crime
你赶紧把那个孩子送回孤儿院 while you put that kid on the next jet to the orphanage.
明白吗 Got it?
遵命 先生 As you wish, sir.
我不是故意的 Whoops-a-Daisy.
慢着 你要干什么 Wait, what are you doing?
打扫卫生 Dusting.
你不能让他进蝙蝠洞 You can't let him into the batcave!
我没有 我只是让他通过蝙蝠洞走进你的生活 I'm not. I'm letting him into your life via the batcave.
不会吧 What?
这儿就是蝙蝠洞 It's the batcave!
天呐 天呐 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
天呐 天呐 天呐 天呐 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
蝙蝠侠 哇哦 Batman! Whoa!
你确实应该"哇哦" You're darn right, "whoa."
等等 难道你住在布鲁斯·韦恩家的地下室 Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
不 布鲁斯·韦恩住在蝙蝠侠家的阁楼 No. Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.
那我们每晚都可以在对方家过夜了 We can have sleepovers every night!
不行 No, we can't.
- 哇 快看 蝙蝠潜水艇 - 慢着 别碰它 - Wow! Look, it's the bat-sub! - Wait, don't touch that!
那边还有蝙蝠飞船呢 Over there, it's the bat-space shuttle.
拜托 别碰那个 Please, keep your hands off that.
- 看这儿 蝙蝠飞艇 - 这个也别碰 - Look, it's the bat-zeppelin! - Don't touch that either!
- 蝙蝠列车 - 别碰 - It's the bat-train! - No!
- 这是蝙蝠皮艇 - 别碰 - It's the bat-kayak. - No!
- 蝙蝠沙丘车 - 别碰 - It's the bat-dune buggy. - No!
这个是蝙蝠驱鲨剂吗 It's the bat... Shark repellent?
你可以碰 Uh, actually, you can touch that.
因为我用不着它 It's completely useless.
哇哦 谢谢你 蝙蝠侠 Whoa! Thanks, Batman!
拜托 你站到那边儿去 Please, stand over there.
接下来别碰 别看任何东西 也别做任何事情 And don't touch, look at, or do anything
我现在要干正事了 for the remaining moments you have in my presence.
好 真棒 Okay, cool.
- 计算机 - 请讲 - Computer. - Go ahead.
怎么才能把小丑送到幽灵区 How do I put the joker in the phantom zone?
只有用幽灵区传送仪 才能把小丑送到幽灵区 Joker can only be put in the phantom zone using the phantom zone projector.
目前位于超人北极冰堡的原子炉内 Current location... Superman's fortress of solitude inside the atomic cauldron.
不过通道狭窄 只有非常纤细的物体才能进入原子炉 However, only a person that isn't shredded, ripped, or extremely swoll can enter the cauldron.
我太壮了 Ugh, I'm way too buff.
你的腹肌很酷 先生 You also have beautiful abs, sir.
但是沉重的负担 That's my cross to bear.
另外一旦进入原子炉 Additionally, once inside the cauldron,
就会触发多个氪星防御系统 multiple Kryptonian defense systems engage,
包括酸性护城河 凝固汽油环 including the acid moat, ring of napalm,
以及死亡之颚 and the jaws of death.
任务失败的概率应该是110% Chance of total mission failure is 110%.
成功的几率不大 Those are not great odds.
慢着 Wait a minute.
- 嘿 小子 - 什么事儿 - Hey, kid. - Yes, sir?
- 你很灵活 对吧 - 当然啦 - You're super nimble, right? - I sure am!
- 个头也小 - 非常小 - And small? - Very.
- 很安静 - 我想安静就能安静 - And quiet? - When I desire to be.
而且你极富牺牲精神 是吗 And 110% expendable?
我不懂是什么意思 不过OK I don't know what that means, but okay.
好极了 跟我来 Great. Follow me.
我们要去超人那里 偷幽灵区传送仪 We are gonna steal the phantom zone projector from superman.
- 偷 - 对 - Steal? - Yeah.
我们其实是做好事 We have to right a wrong.
有时候想要阻止别人干坏事 And, sometimes, in order to right a wrong,
我们就不得不先去干点儿坏事 you have to do a wrong-right.
这是甘地说的 Gandhi said that.
你确定甘地说过这话 Are we sure Gandhi said that?
- 反正意思差不多 - 太酷了 - I'm paraphrasing. - Cool!
正在准备北极冰堡渗透装置 Preparing fortress of solitude infiltration gear.
哇 看看这些装备 Wow! Look at all these!
我也有战服穿吗 Do I get a costume for the mission, too?
这身行头对你来说 就像穿着万圣节服装的小屁孩儿 I got a feeling that you'll just look like a kid on Halloween.
你觉得呢 Don't you think?
别碰那个 Don't touch that.
- 流浪艺人 - 我喜欢那套 - El mariachi. - I like that one!
- 那套有种族歧视的嫌疑 - 午夜惊魂 - That one is culturally insensitive. - Night terror.
- 那套呢 - 不行 - That one! - No way.
- 这套 - 死亡商人 - This one? - Death merchant.
- 不行 - 好吧 - No. - I'm okay.
- 这套 - 引火者 - This one. - Fire starter.
- 不行 - 利爪王 - This one. - Clawed reigns.
- 蝙蝠神剑 - 这套呢 - Excali-bat. - This one?
- 寂静杀手 - 不行 - Silent but deadly. - Nope.
蝙蝠芭蕾 Bat-ryshnikov.
那这套怎么样 How do we feel about this one?
化装舞会只适合成年人 Dress-up parties are for grown-ups only.
等等 那套是什么 Wait. What's that one there?
那套是侦破牙买加罪案时穿的 That one was for the assignment called the Jamaican caper.
当地人叫我雷鬼人 The locals called me reggae man.
我喜欢 I love it!
像是为我量身定做的 Feels like I was poured into this.
唯一的问题是… My only trouble is,
裤子有一点紧 these pants are just a little tight.
不知道我还能不能踢腿 或者跳起来 I don't know if I could throw a kick or jump in them.
有办法了 撕掉 好多了 I got an idea. Rip! That's better!
现在我自由了 想动就动 Now I'm free, now I'm moving.
来吧 蝙蝠侠 一起跳舞吧 Come on, Batman. Let's get grooving!
你现在真是不忍直视 I can only look you in the eyes right now.
少爷 你在干什么 Sir, what are you doing?
什么意思 What do you mean?
小罗宾为什么穿成那样 Why is master dick dressed like that?
我需要你来教我怎么给一个刚认识的小孩当爹吗 How dare you tell me how to parent my kid I just met?
上蝙蝠战车 To the Batmobile!
太刺激了 Hot-diggity-dog!
车载旋转架已启动 Vehicle rotisserie engaged.
正在检索蝙蝠战车 Retrieving the speedwagon.
原子电池驱动 Atomic batteries to power.
涡轮增速 Turbines to speed.
小子 我们出发 Hey, kid. Let's go.
- 糟了 - 怎么了 - Oh, shoot! - What?
要是没有我的新老爸 布鲁斯·韦恩先生的同意 I probably shouldn't leave until I get the thumbs up
我是不能离开这儿的 from my new old man, Bruce Wayne.
没错 实际上 Uh, yeah. Here's the thing.
布鲁斯和我已经决定共同作你的监护人 Bruno and I decided to share custody of you.
所以我有权批准你去执行任务 So I get a say and you're mission approved.
不会吧 这是真的吗 No way! Is this really happening?
是的 Yeah.
一个月前我还没有爸爸 A month ago, I had no dads.
后来我有了一个 现在居然有了俩 Then I had one dad. Now I have two dads!
- 其中一个还是蝙蝠侠 - 没错 - And one of them is Batman! - Yeah.
♪ 雨在下 爸爸 ♪
我说 So...
你准备好要跟着蝙蝠侠 Are you ready to follow Batman
上几堂人生历练课了吗 and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?
准备好了 二号老爸 I sure am, dad two!
可问题是 安全带呢 But first, where's the seatbelt?
你的第一课就是 The first lesson is,
人生可没有安全带 life doesn't give you seatbelts!
出发 Let's go!
好棒 Yes!
快点儿老爸 再快点儿 Faster, dad! Faster!
哦 我的天呐 抱歉 Oh! Oh, my goodness. I am so sorry.
坐回座位 好了 Get back up in that seat. There you go.
听我说 等我们回到蝙蝠洞 Hey, listen. As soon as I get back to the batcave,
我一定让阿尔弗雷德装上安全带 放心吧 I'll make sure that Alfred puts seatbelts on there, okay?
不过现在 你只能拿我的手臂当安全带了 But for the time being, I'm just gonna put my arm right here.
我们现在要悄悄地离开这儿 And we're just gonna gently ease out of here.
起飞 And here we go.
全家冰上度假 北极之旅现在开始
北极冰堡
到了 和其他超级英雄一样 Okay. Like all superheroes,
超人是没有朋友的 大多时候他都是一个人 superman has zero friends, and he spends most of his time
在这座城堡里享受孤独 basking in sweet, sweet isolation, here at his alone palace.
一会儿我去吸引他的注意力 So, I'll keep him busy
你就溜进通风孔拿走传送仪 明白吗 while you sneak into that vent and get the projector. Got it?
明白 我有个主意 我可以… Copy that! Oh, here's an idea. I could also...
你想都别想 Don't even finish that thought.
看到这个没有 See this counter?
这些全都是蝙蝠侠想到的好主意 These are all the good ideas Batman has.
好主意追踪器 蝙蝠侠 5678483 其他人 0
其他人都想不到 And no one else has ever had any good ideas.
所以你就不用想了 So don't even try.
你的超能力 Your super power...
就是认真听取并严格执行我的计划 ...is excellent listening and execution of my ideas.
- 我们试试吧 - 遵命 - Let's try it out. - Cool!
卧倒 后空翻 Drop to the ground. Do a backflip.
前空翻 三周半跳 Do a front flip. Triple Axel.
下蹲 踮脚 旋转跳跃 勾股定理 Plie. Releve. Jete. Pythagorean theorem.
a方加b方等于c方 A squared plus b squared equals c squared.
我让你做动作 Physical, I said!
a方加b方 A squared plus b squared
等于c方 equals c squared.
- 怎么样 老爸 - 一般 - How'd I do, dad? - Mediocre.
好吧 Yes!
别叫我老爸 现在开始执行任务 And don't call me "dad." Now, begin mission.
好的 爸爸 Yes, papa.
爸爸跟老爸是一回事 "Papa" falls into the "dad" category.
你好啊 超人 'Sup, supes?
天啊 是蝙蝠侠 Wow. It's Batman.
你居然在这个时候 And he's at my house.
来我家 Right now.
你来我这儿干什么 What are you doing here?
别担心 朋友 Don't worry about it, dawg.
我来这儿不是打架的 I'm not here to throw down or anything.
不 我可以打败你 Uh, no, I would crush you.
好吧 当然 当然 Okay. Sure, sure, sure.
老弟 晚点儿你再感谢我吧 Hey, listen. Thank me later,
我只是刚好路过你这儿 but I just happened to be in the hood.
觉得你可能会需要… And I figured that you could probably use the...
第57届正义联盟周年聚会
有人陪陪 ...company.
等等 Wait a minute.
你们正在举办第57届正义联盟周年聚会 Are you... are you having the "57th annual justice league anniversary party"
居然没通知我 without me?
不 No.
不是的 不是 不是 No! No! No!
不 肯定是邮件出错了 No! There must have been some mistake with the email.
不可能不通知你的 老兄 That's crazy, man.
绝对是那样 电子邮件经常出错 Totally! Yes, email mistakes happen all the time.
有时候超人发给我的邮件 Sometimes I don't get superman's emails for
几年才到 years.
说得好 绿灯侠 有道理 Great point, g.L. Great point.
好了 这下事情都清楚了吧 All right. Well, that clears up everything, right?
好好享受聚会吧 老兄 Enjoy the party, bro.
放音乐 超能狗 Hit it, dj wonder dog.
♪ 我是这盛会的超人 我是这盛会的超人 ♪
嘿 蝙蝠侠 拍张照片怎么样 Hey, Batman. Do you wanna take a quick pic?
可以 你想让我站哪儿 Sure. Where do you want me?
这儿就可以 Right there is perfect.
给你相机 Here's the camera. Oh.
好了 各位 都聚过来 Okay, party people, get together.
好吧 大家都说… Yeah. Everybody say...
超级好伙伴 Super friends!
快点儿让我看看 Let me see it! Let me see!
太棒了 所有人都拍进去了 Classic! We got everyone.
是啊 所有人 Yeah, everyone.
谢啦 蝙蝠侠 Thanks, Batman.
不客气 我用的是连拍 Yeah, no problem. I did, like, a burst.
今天的聚会太棒了 This party is the bomb!
看看我 我更像是火星舞猎者 对吧 Look at me! More like martian dance hunter, am I right?
计算机 呼叫那孩子 'Puter, call kid.
老爸 Bat-dad?
你那里情况怎么样 How's it going?
我这边一切顺利 'Cause everything is going great down here.
我能看见目标 I can see the target.
但它周围好像有激光保护 But there's some kind of laser energy thing
我没办法靠近它 that I can't get through.
好吧 我看看能不能关掉激光 Okay. I'll see if I can shut it off.
但我得先找个借口离开聚会 But I'm gonna have to make up an excuse to leave this party
不能引起任何人的注意 without anyone noticing.
再见 Bye.
小子 激光没了就告诉我 Kid, tell me when it's off, all right?
- 关了吗 - 没 - Now? - No.
- 现在呢 - 没 - Now? - No.
- 现在呢 - 没关 - Now? - Not quite.
- 还没有 - 没 - Now? - No.
- 我的孩子 - 没 - My son... - No.
这些水晶是无价之宝 里面蕴含着我的全部知识 These irreplaceable crystals contain all my knowledge,
现在我要把它们传给… which I now pass on to...
该死 肯定是其中一个 是这个吗 Darn it. It's gotta be one of these. Is this the one?
天呐 你成功了 老爸 关了 O.M. Gosh! You did it, padre! It's off!
好极了 Okay.
现在你可以直接进入原子炉 Now you gotta make your way to the atomic cauldron
把那个幽灵区传送仪拿出来 and get that phantom zone projector.
- 照我说的做 - 明白 - Do exactly as I say. - 10-4!
准备 跳 Okay. Jump!
前空翻 后空翻 Do a front flip. Do a backflip.
跑 跑 跑 下来 Run, run, run. Drop.
干得不错 That's excellent listening.
前进 Shimmy.
左平移 右平移 Strafe-left. Strafe-right.
躲闪 Avoid.
嘿 我在想 如果我将来成为超级英雄 Hey, I was thinking. If I'm gonna be a superhero,
并且执行这种了不起的任务 and go on awesome superhero missions
我们之间可以叫代号吗 like this one, can we use code names?
我可以叫罗宾 Mine can be Robin.
- 什么 你再说一次 - 罗宾 - I'm sorry, say that again? - Robin!
那种生活在中西部的弱不禁风的小鸟 As in the small, midwestern frail bird?
对 我还有个口头禅 Yeah, and I already have a catch phrase.
啾啾 上街溜溜 Tweet, tweet, on the street.
- 我反对 - 还有一首歌 - Hard pass. - And a song.
♪ 飞翔 罗宾 飞翔 ♪
完全否决 现在滑行 Harder pass. Now slide!
好了小子 接下来我要教你 Okay, kid. I'm gonna teach you
用拼砌大师的方法进入原子炉 how to masterbuild your way inside that thing.
抓住2×6的砖块 抽出轴钉 Grab those 2x6's, pull out the axle studs,
拆下6×10的板子 disconnect the 6x10 plates.
像这样 Like this?
喔 真是太听话了 Whoa! Unbelievable obeying.
好 跳上去 Now, let's ride.
踩前端 Toes to the nose.
你现在变成滑板少年了 Now you're gleaming the cube.
现在来点儿创意 Now, get creative.
自由式 不错啊 小子 Freestyle a little bit. Oh, that's good, kid!
还真有点儿我的影子 It's like looking in a bat-mirror.
好了 跳 Okay. Leap.
- 我拿到传送仪了 - 好极了 - I've got the projector, dad. - Booyah!
接下来把刚刚做的反过来做一遍 Now do everything we just did backwards.
我来了 老爸 成功了 Oh! Here you go, dad. We did it!
任务完成 太有意思了 Yeah! Mission accomplished. That was fun!
你还好吗 蝙蝠侠 You okay, Batman?
开心不该是这副表情吧 You seem the opposite of stern.
我没事 我只是看着你站在那儿 Yeah, I'm fine. It's just watching you out there,
我突然觉得世界好像没有那么黑暗了 it was like the world wasn't all darkness anymore.
有那么一瞬间 For a brief moment
我真的有种感觉 I could have sworn I felt something.
那种感觉是骄傲 先生 That feeling is pride, sir.
没错 You're right.
我非常骄傲 I am super proud.
为我自己 Of myself.
很明显是因为我这个老师太出色了 For being such a good teacher, obviously.
对 你是个非常棒的老师 Yeah, you're a great teacher.
真的吗 I am?
真的 长大以后我也想跟你一样 父亲大人 Yeah! I wanna be just like you when I grow up, padre!
慢着 你叫我什么 Wait, what did you call me?
我叫你父亲大人 I called you padre.
因为你不让我叫你老爸 抱歉 It's Spanish for "dad." Sorry.
其实我们之间叫哥们儿 不是也很酷吗 Well, isn't it also a cool Spanish way to say "buddy"?
是啊 我觉得叫哥们儿挺酷的 Yeah, I could've been saying it that way.
那你就这么定了 Then I'll allow it.
你真是个伟大的爸爸 Oh, you're such a great padre!
你要干嘛 What are you doing?
给你一个大大的拥抱呀 I'm trying to give you a big old hug.
我还以为你要袭击我呢 Thought you were attacking me.
嘿 要不要加入另一项超级英雄 Hey, you up for another top secret superhero mission
打败小丑的绝密行动 to defeat the joker?
那还用问吗 哥们儿 Oh, I am down to stop that clown.
不过我不想让布鲁斯·韦恩先生生气 But I don't wanna make my other dad, Bruce Wayne, angry.
你觉得我们在临睡前能搞定吗 Do you think we'll be done before my bedtime?
临睡前 Bedtime?
蝙蝠侠的人生第二课就是 Batman's life lesson number two.
义务警员从不睡觉 Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.
好 Yes!
那义务警员吃饼干有什么原则吗 So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?
原则是不限量 Unlimited!
阿卡姆疯人院
好了 小子 我们要避开戈登警长 All right, kid. We need to avoid commissioner Gordon.
你要学的第三课是 So, lesson number three.
秘密行动时 When going stealth,
你要隐藏好自己的每一部分 you gotta hide every part of you,
包括身体和情感 physically and emotionally.
- 明白吗 - 明白 - Got it? - Yeah!
你已经暴露了 现在我要你做的是 Already failed. Now, what I need you to do
利用你衣服的颜色 is use the naturally dark areas of your costume,
尽量把自己与周围的环境融为一体 and integrate into the dark parts of this environment.
好的 Okay.
- 能看到我吗 - 能看到 - Can you see me? - Yes.
- 现在呢 - 还能 - How about now? - Yes.
- 现在呢 现在呢 - 还能 - What about now? Now? - Yes.
能看到 你死定了 小子 Yes. You're a goner, kid.
- 蝙蝠侠 - 芭芭拉 - Batman? - Barbara!
蝙蝠侠 蝙蝠侠 Batman? Batman!
嗨 晚上好啊 Hey, there. Look at you.
- 这是谁 - 你好 女警官 - Who's this? - Hi, police lady.
- 是你儿子吗 - 对 我是 - Is that your son? - Yes, I am.
当然不是 这问题可真怪 Is that my son... No, that's just weird.
他不是你儿子才奇怪呢 It's weirder if it's not your son.
对 我没有… Right. No, I don't...
我从来不会和任何人有任何关系 I'm not in a relationship or anything.
不过我可以有个孩子 I could have a kid.
我意思是要是有个好女人… I mean, if I met the right lady,
而她就站在我的面前 and if she was just standing right in front of me,
我们看着彼此 心想 and we looked at each other and thought,
嘿 我们很合适 "hey, let's do this.
我们在一起吧 "Let's be together."
- 蝙蝠侠 - 什么 - Batman? - Yes?
我希望你回来 是因为你已经决定要跟我一起 I hope you're back because you've decided to work together
处理小丑的案子 on the joker case.
是啊 当然了 Yeah. Absolutely!
太好了 Great.
阿卡姆疯人院 Arkham asylum.
在审问小丑之前 So, before we question the joker,
我需要你交出所有的武器 I'm gonna need you to hand over all your weapons.
其实我不知道有没有带 I mean, I don't know if I have anything...
我的确带了几样 给 I just got a couple here. There.
- 就这些 - 对 - Is that it? - Yeah.
哦 还有 Oh. Of course.
那条工具腰带呢 披肩里有东西吗 What about the utility belt? Anything in your cape?
面具下面呢 Under your cowl?
还有鞋子 And your shoes.
可以了吧 There we go.
这样看着挺尴尬的 Uh... This is really uncomfortable.
抱歉 我的鞋跟裤子是连在一起的 Sorry. My shoes are part of my pants.
糟糕 Oops.
- 蝙蝠侠 - 怎么了 - Batman? - Yes?
为什么那个不是你儿子的小孩 Why is your "not son"
试图把幽灵区传送仪带进疯人院 trying to smuggle the phantom zone projector into arkham?
什么 嘿 小子 这是什么东西 What? Hey, kid. What is this?
蝙蝠侠 把幽灵区传送仪交给我 Batman, give me the phantom zone projector.
- 不行 - 蝙蝠侠 - No. - Batman!
- 把传送仪给我 快给我 - 不不 哇哦 厉害 - Give me the phantom zone projector! Give it to me! - No, no, no! Whoa! Nice.
我在哈佛警校学过巴西柔术 I studied Brazilian jiu-jitsu at Harvard for police.
是吗 我还拿过烟雾弹的博士学位呢 Oh, yeah? Well, guess who got a phd in smoke bombs!
想不到吧 Dr. Batman.
警卫 抓住他们 Guards! Get them!
别动 蝙蝠侠 Freeze, Batman!
嘿 小子 现在是练习时间 Hey, kid. This is a training exercise.
他们都是我兄弟 These guys are my bros.
- 快冲上去放倒几个 - 好的 - Go ahead and take a couple of them out. - Cool!
嘿 弗兰克 Hey, frank.
你们想打架吗 You want a piece of Robin?
巴尼 复合骨折 精彩 Barney! Nice compound fracture!
来记重拳怎么样 伙计 How'd you like a punch, Glen?
红色警戒 Code red!
马上启动一级封锁系统 I need total security lockdown, now!
怎么样 小丑 'Sup, joker?
有礼了 蝙蝠侠 Namaste, Batman.
- 有礼了 - 别装了 - Namaste. - Gross.
紧身内裤 我也是 Ooh. Briefs man. Me, too.
别跟我废话 小子 把门守好 Cut the baloney. Kid, guard the door, will ya?
遵命 看招 小子 On it! Take that, Alan!
你费尽周折就是为了来对付我吗 Looks like you're going to a lot of trouble for little old me.
看来我真的是你最大的敌人 I must be your greatest enemy after all.
对吗 蝙蝠侠 Right, Batman?
我知道你的阴谋了 I see what you're trying to do.
什么阴谋 And what is that?
- 你想害我和其他人产生感情 - 是吗 - You're trying to entrap me into a relationship. - Really?
没错 但那没用 Yeah, and it's not gonna work.
会有用的 Oh, yes, it is.
因为我十分地了解你 Because I'm inside your head.
- 你不了解我 - 你不了解我 - No, you're not! - No, you're not!
我知道你会这么说 I knew you'd say that.
- 你不知道 - 你不知道 - No, you didn't! - No, you didn't!
怎么样 我就知道 And I knew you'd say that!
看吧 我们并没有太大的不同 See? We aren't so different, I and you.
- 是你和我 - 是你和我 It's, "you and I!" It's, "you and I!"
承认吧 Admit it.
我就是你最大的敌人 I'm your greatest enemy.
你不是我最大的敌人 小丑 You're not my greatest enemy, joker.
那好 你把我送到幽灵区吧 Okay, then send me to the phantom zone.
好 如你所愿 Fine, I will.
这样就能证明我是你最大的敌人了 And prove I'm your greatest enemy.
蝙蝠侠 住手 Batman, don't do this.
我只要把你送到幽灵区 As long as you're in the phantom zone,
我就能拯救哥谭市 I'll be saving Gotham city,
这样我也就满足了 and that's all that matters to me.
再见了 小丑 Goodbye, joker.
蝙蝠侠 谢谢 Oh, Batman, thank you!
太棒了 我又一次拯救了哥谭市 Yes! That's what I call saving the city again!
蝙蝠侠 你到底在干嘛 Batman, what are you doing?
做蝙蝠侠该做的事 I'm Batman-ing.
♪ 我是蝙蝠侠 只有我最酷 ♪
♪ 我有九块腹肌 ♪
够了 Stop it!
蝙蝠侠 真不敢相信你做了这些 Batman, I can't believe you did this.
嗨 女警官 Hi, police lady.
更糟的是 And even worse,
你居然让这个孩子成了你的帮凶 you've made this kid into an accessory to your crime.
抱歉 孩子 Sorry, kid.
没关系 长官 That's okay, ma'am.
只要能跟我老爸在一起 As long as I'm doing a dime in the big house with my old man,
我就算坐十年牢也没关系 everything's gonna be a-okay.
把这台传送仪送到证物室 Officers, take this projector to the evidence room.
- 是 长官 - 另外给这个人找条裤子 - You got it. - And get this man some pants.
我这样挺好的 I'm good the way I am.
芭芭拉 怎么还没有人来祝贺我 B go, why has nobody fist bumped me yet?
知道吗 我小的时候 You know, when I was a kid,
梦想着成为像你一样的人 I wanted to be you, Batman.
我希望能像你一样坚强 敏捷 睿智 I wanted to be as strong and as fast and as smart as Batman.
但你和我想象的不一样 But you're not who I thought you were.
什么意思 Uh... what do you mean?
如果你只关心自己 你不会成为真正的英雄 You can't be a hero if you only care about yourself.
芭芭拉 我… Barbara, I...
我认为你还没有认识到 I think you're underestimating the importance
把小丑送进幽灵区的必要性 of the joker being in the phantom zone.
其实我这个点子非常好 所有… Really, it's kind of a stroke of genius. All the...
嘿 你去哪儿 Hey, where are you going?
我只是把小丑送到了一个 I just put joker in the one place
他无法再为非作歹的地方 he can't do anyone any harm.
是啊 Yeah.
可如果他正希望你那么做呢 But what if you just gave joker exactly what he wanted?
这里真棒 我是不是太吵了 Look at this place! Am I being too loud?
嗨 老天 Hi! Oh, my gosh!
抱歉 我不是故意吓你的 Sorry. I always do that.
下次先提醒一下行吗 How about a warning next time?
你说得对 是我的错 You're so right, and I am so wrong.
欢迎你来到幽灵区 坏蛋 Welcome to the phantom zone, bad guy.
没错 我是坏蛋 Yeah, bad guy.
- 我叫菲利斯 - 我奶奶也叫菲利斯 - My name is Phyllis. - Oh, that was my grandma's name.
现在站着别动 我给你扫描 Now hold still while I scan you.
扫描邪恶程度 Scanning for badness.
我要评估你的邪恶级别 Trying to assess whether you are bad.
各项指标都显示你是坏蛋 Your whole thing screams "bad guy."
没错 我是个十足的大坏蛋 Oh, yeah. I'm a really bad person.
但是你也有弱点 But with vulnerabilities.
我有弱点 不可能 Who, me? No way.
我说 问一下被送到你们这里的其他坏蛋呢 So, where do you keep all the other bad people in this place?
就在你的身后 They're standing right behind you.
你们好伙计们 Hi there, guys.
很高兴认识你们 我是… Lovely to meet you all. I'm the...
哦 碰拳 还是握手 Oh, fist bump? There we... handshake?
无所谓了 我是小丑 It doesn't matter. I'm the joker.
瞧瞧这个新来的家伙 Take a look at the new guy.
现在随便什么货色都能进来了 Guess they'll just let anybody in here.
哦 不不不 我也很坏的 Oh, no, no, no. I'm very bad, too.
他们刚刚还放了我的一段视频剪辑 They just showed a video montage...
- 无聊 - 什么 - Boring! - What?
你很无聊 看起来挺好吃 You're boring. He looks delicious.
把他吃掉吧 Let's eat this guy.
慢着 暂时请不要使用暴力 Stop with the violence for just a second!
听我跟你们说 我能把你们带出去 What if I told you I could get you outta here?
你刚才说什么 I'm sorry, what'd you just say?
这就对了 我太坏了 That's right. I'm so bad,
所以我自投罗网 把自己送进了这个地狱 I got myself thrown into this heck-hole on purpose!
接着说下去 I'm listening.
我也很对他感兴趣 Count me interested.
听我说 这里的每个人都曾经被那些英雄害惨了 对吗 Look, everyone here knows what it's like to be hurt by a hero, don't they?
我们都被他们小看了 不是吗 We've all been taken for granted, right?
- 没错 兄弟 - 我深有同感 - Yeah, bro. - I'm relating.
所以我来到这个太空监狱 Well, that's why I came to this space prison.
我的任务是召集全宇宙最厉害的… To recruit the universe's greatest...
我们加入 We'll do it!
你说什么 I'm sorry?
你想说你要召集全宇宙最厉害的坏蛋们 You were going to say something about recruiting the universe's greatest villains
去打败某个超级英雄 to conquer a superhero.
- 我猜得对吗 - 对 - Am I right? - Uh, yeah.
- 我们加入 - 耶 - Well, we're in! - Yay!
真的吗 我还带了幻灯片 Really? Because I brought a powerpoint...
你就别废话了 Still boring!
是啊 直接杀过去吧 Yeah. Just get on with it.
你想让我们去羞辱他吗 You want us to humiliate him?
我当然想啦 I certainly do. Yes.
是不是想看他对你摇尾乞怜 You want us to make him grovel at your feet?
当然了 非常非常想 I would like to see that very much!
想让我们痛扁他吗 You want us to smite him?
当然想啊 Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
你想看到他的鲜血染红哥谭的河流吗 You want us to make the rivers of Gotham city run red with his blood?
那样… Oh, that's...
不想见血 那你觉得火山熔岩怎么样 Oh, no blood? How do you feel about lava?
很好 就它了 Yes! Lava.
- 说定了 - 耶 - Done. - Yay!
我已经等不及要拆楼了 I can't wait to crush buildings.
打扰一下 嗨 Excuse me. Hello?
看这里 我不想扫兴 Over here. I don't want to be a downer,
但我想知道我们要怎么离开这儿 but how exactly are we going to get outta this place?
这事就交给我吧 Oh, leave that to me.
我也不想触霉头的 Don't wanna jinx us,
但只有把这台幽灵区传送仪牢牢锁好 我才能安心 but I'll be a lot happier when this phantom zone projector is locked up tight.
要上去吗 女士 Going up, ma'am?
不 你们给我下去 No. You're going down!
看招 搞定 Look out! Smash!
你说得没错 我的确要上去 叮 I guess you're right. I am going up. Ding!
释放所有犯人
这里就是 Here comes the...
幽灵区 Phantom zone!
我要去抢劫了 I'm gonna go start looting.
你们好 哥谭市民们 Hello, Gotham city!
罪恶小丑王子 The clown prince of crime
回来了 is back!
戈登警长 你快过来看看这个 Commissioner Gordon, you gotta take a look at this.
这是什么 What's that?
一只猴子和一条狗成了朋友 A monkey and dog are friends.
不是那个 这个 Not that. That!
终于轮到我来接管整座城市了 And I've come to finally take over the city.
但是在这之前 But in order to do that,
我要把我朋友们从一个巨大而恐怖的监狱里释放出来 I need to break my friends out of a giant, scary prison.
弟兄们 我们有救了 Hey, guys, he means us!
但我说的不是 And I ain't talking about
那些穿着奇装异服的无能罪犯 those rogue losers dressed in cosplay!
我说的是我的新朋友 I'm talking about my new peeps!
他们和我一样邪恶 And they're just like me.
是你们见过的最坏的坏人 The greatest villains you'll ever see.
想见见吗 You wanna meet them?
- 不 - 那不行 - No. - Too bad.
他很邪恶 也很神秘 He's evil, he's magic,
灾难时刻 即将到来 and it's about to get tragic.
他就是伏地魔 It's Voldemort.
魔法 Magic!
你变一条鱼 You are a fish.
你变一只青蛙 You are a frog.
你变个鱼蛙 You are a fish frog.
他是9000年邪恶的化身 He's a 9,000-year-old incarnation of evil,
无限渴求着那枚指环 with an eye for jewelry.
欢迎我们的索伦 Give it up for Sauron!
下午好 哥谭市民 Good afternoon, Gotham city.
他喜欢在历史建筑上疯狂暴力的行走 He likes long, violent walks on historic buildings.
他就是金刚 It's king Kong!
来吧 哥谭市 Come at me, Gotham!
戈登警长 这些怪物他们太强大了 Commissioner Gordon, these monsters, they're too powerful.
你能把他们控制在市区吗 Can you contain them to downtown?
那根本不可能 That's gonna be impossible.
一半的警察都变成鱼了 Half the police force are fish!
杰克逊中士 不要跳来跳去的 Sergeant Jackson! Stop floppin' around!
除此以外邪恶明星队 And rounding out the evil all-stars,
还有坏女巫 wicked witch!
美杜莎 Medusa.
还有英国机器人 And British robots!
全部消灭 Exterminate!
找个书呆子问问就明白了 Ask your nerd friends.
你好 坏人呢 Hello? Bad guys?
啊哈 多么强大的啊 而且他们都是我的手下 What a crew, huh? And they all work for me!
现在他们中最坏的坏人是谁 蝙蝠侠 Who's the greatest villain of them all now, Batman?
照样不是你 Still not you.
我觉得这些人看起来确实很可怕 Actually, this does look pretty terrifying, bat-dad.
大家破坏得很漂亮 Nice destruction all around.
注意脚下 Watch your step!
干得好 伙计们 Good work, guys!
现在我要做的事 Now, all that's left for me
就是当着蝙蝠侠的面搞破坏 is to rub it in Batman's bat face.
嘿 索伦 你的火焰之眼 Hey, Sauron, doesn't your flaming eye
不是有看穿时间和空间的特殊能力吗 have a unique ability to peer through time and space?
给我找一下蝙蝠侠 Well, I need to find Batman.
看看我的老对手藏哪儿了 Where's homeboy's man cave?
稍等一下 Give me a second.
这里太吵了 Scary noise.
就在韦恩庄园下面 It's beneath Wayne manor!
等一下 Hold on a sec.
你刚才的意思是 Are you trying to tell me
布鲁斯·韦恩是蝙蝠侠 that Bruce Wayne is Batman...
的室友 ...'s roommate?
是的 Uh... yeah.
邪恶大军 蝙蝠侠就在这边 Evil army, this way to the batcave!
我的天呐! Good grief!
嘿 蝙蝠侠 Hey, Batman!
小丑回家了 Joker's home.
我用屁股帮你擦擦车吧 I'm rubbing my butt all over your stuff.
现在他的车改名叫屁蝠车了 We're going to have to rename this the butt-mobile.
嘿 邪恶大军 Hey, evil army.
我要立刻见到蝙蝠侠 I need Batman brought here.
现在去抓他过来 Now go get him!
小丑出动 Joker out!
老爸 Uh... Padre?
干嘛 Yeah?
你害怕过吗 Do you ever get scared?
没有 No.
是啊 我也是这么想的 因为你是蝙蝠侠 Yeah, that's what I figured, 'cause you're Batman.
嘿 孩子 你知道谁会害怕吗 Hey, kid. You know who does get scared?
谁 Who?
布鲁斯·韦恩 Bruce Wayne.
- 真的吗 - 是的 - Really? - Yeah.
有一次布鲁斯告诉我 Bruno told me once
有时候 摆脱低沉情绪的唯一方法 that sometimes the only way to get out of a down moment
就是击打 is to start boxing.
我说的击打意思就是 And by "boxing," he meant
口技 beatboxing.
♪ 感受一下 ♪
♪ 啊哈 听好 ♪
♪ 罗宾·格雷森在麦克风上开始吧 ♪
天呐 确实让我感觉好多了 Oh, my gosh. This does make me feel better.
好了 嘘 单人表演 Okay. Shh. Batman solo.
♪ 蝙蝠 蝙蝠 蝙蝠 我可否得到蝙蝠 ♪
♪ 我可否得到蝙蝠 蝙蝠 蝙蝠 ♪
蝙蝠侠传真 The bat-fax!
哥谭市需要我 The city needs me. Bang, bang, bang!
抱歉 Excuse me.
能把警长叫来吗 给她看看这个 Can you get the commissioner and show her this?
蝙蝠侠 Batman.
你怎么又突然冒出来 Would you stop doing that?
是我给你发的传真 I sent the bat-fax.
虽然不想承认 但你是对的 I hate to say this, but you're right.
城市需要你 The city needs you.
是的 让我出去 Yes! Let me out.
你要想出来必须得答应我一件事 I'm only going to let you out on one condition.
说吧 Name it.
你不能再独自行动了 You can't do it by yourself.
好吧 我跟谁行动 Fine. Who am I working with?
海豹突击队 狐狸五队 X特遣队 Seal team six? Fox force five? Suicide squad?
不 是我 No. Me.
我也想帮忙 Oh, I wanna help, too!
我也应该加入 And I shall join as well.
阿尔弗雷德为您效劳 女士 Alfred pennyworth at your service, ma'am.
- 你是怎么… - 阿尔弗雷德 快带我出去 - How did you... - Alfred, you gotta let me out of here.
先生 外面的那些怪物 和我们以前见过的可不一样 Sir, those creatures out there are unlike anything we've ever seen.
那是你的看法 你对我还不了解 Speak for yourself. You don't know everything I've seen.
有些事我没有告诉你 I haven't told you everything.
你只靠自己的力量 根本打不过他们 And you'll never be able to defeat them alone.
我们一起和怪物战斗会更有趣 And it'll be more fun if we all do it together!
这对你能有什么坏处 What's the worst thing that could happen?
你到底在害怕什么 What are you so afraid of?
你问我害怕什么 The thing I'm most afraid of?
跟你说实话 就是怕蛇形小丑 I gotta be honest with you. It's snake clowns.
根本没这东西 Yeah, that's not a thing.
要是这样 那就没有 Well then, nothing.
- 我没有害怕的东西 - 那好 - I'm not afraid of anything. - Okay.
证明一下 Prove it.
- 我会的 - 好吧 - Oh, I will. - Good.
你知道蝙蝠侠这三个字意味着什么吗 Do you know what the b-a-t in Batman stands for?
- 不知道 - 团队战斗高手 - Not really. - Best at teamwork.
团队战斗才是我最擅长的手段 Best at teamwork man is my full name.
我们要去家庭旅行了 Yay! We're going on a family trip.
这可不是家庭旅行 This is not a family trip.
我也可以穿我的站服 I can wear my costume, too.
真是没办法 可你的战服在哪儿 Well, luckily for us, you left your costume back at the...
你看 Rip!
在你衣服下面 真是完美 Nope. Under your clothes. That's perfect.
- 看这儿 - 阿尔弗雷德 你在干什么 - Rip! - Alfred, what are you doing?
我喜欢老风格 I miss the '60s.
嘿 稻草人能帮忙吗 Hey, can scarecrow help?
对呀 小丑在破坏哥谭市 Yeah! He's destroying our city, too!
请让我们帮助你们吧 Permit us to lend you assistance.
是啊 我们为什么不用这些人 Yeah. Why don't we use these guys?
我能怎么办 What am I gonna do?
找一群罪犯去打击另一群罪犯 Get a bunch of criminals together to fight the criminals?
这主意糟透了 That's a stupid idea.
好了 听着 计划是这样 Okay, guys. Game plan.
- 小丑已经把传送仪带到了韦恩庄园 - 韦恩庄园 - Joker's taken the projector to Wayne manor. - Wayne manor.
- 是的 - 谢谢蝙蝠侠 - Right. - Thanks, Batman.
- 我们要找到那个传送仪 - 传送仪 - We need that projector. - Projector.
否则我们就没办法把这些怪物炸回幽灵区 Or there's no way to blast these monsters back to the phantom zone.
蝙蝠侠 我真的不需要你帮我完成 Batman, I really don't need you to finish my...
- 巨型城堡 - 不 - Sand castles. - No.
- 巨多的家庭作业 - 不 - Sister's homework. - No.
- 橘子汁儿 - 不 - Succulent something. - No.
大家注意 Um... everybody?
蝙蝠侠在阿卡姆疯人院 Batman is in arkham asylum.
抓住他 Get him!
注意 你们大家抓住我 Okay, everyone, grab on to me.
我们要躲起来 We've gotta take cover!
小丑能看到我们 Joker has eyes on us.
在哪儿 Where?
不 我是说真的 有一只巨大的眼睛在看着我们 No! I mean, he literally has a giant eye on us.
那东西好像能看到我们的所有行动 I think that thing can see our every move!
我看到你了 Shaka-laka-lako.
我们必须摧毁它 We've got to destroy it,
不然我们就别想到韦恩庄园了 or we'll never make it to Wayne manor.
蝙蝠爸爸 Uh... bat-dad?
我觉得你应该看看这个 I really think you should see this.
例行检查 Building survey!
这座楼可不够安全 This building's not up to code!
抓住了 Gotcha.
那是真的岩浆吗 Is that real lava?
我没事 I'm okay.
爆米花
没错 那肯定是岩浆 All right, yeah. It's 100% lava.
大家帮我扔积木 Everyone, start throwing me bricks.
- 马上 先生 - 我需要4乘6的积木 快 - Right away, sir. - I need a 4x6. Come on, quick.
- 给你 - 还需要弯头 - Here you go. - I need an elbow.
给你 Elbow.
好的 我成功了 很不错吧 Yes! I did it. Pretty cool, huh?
- 蝙蝠侠 - 什么 - Batman? - Yeah?
你造的这个东西为什么只有一个座位 Why did you build this thing with only one seat?
因为我只有一个屁股 那是… 'Cause last I checked, I only had one butt. What the...
韦恩岛的韦恩庄园
韦恩庄园怎么成这样了 What have you done to Wayne manor?
小丑岛的小丑庄园
嘿 蝙蝠侠 你猜怎么着 Hey, Batman, guess what!
我发现了你的一个秘密 I found out one of your secrets.
这都是些什么 蝙蝠侠 What do we have here, Batman?
这些看起来好像是一堆爱情喜剧 It looks like a bunch of relationship comedies.
- 这是什么 - 《爱狗男人请来电》 - What's that one? - Must love dogs.
《爱哭男人请来电》 Must love crying.
- 《马利和我》 - 我喜欢这个结尾 - Marley & me. - I love the ending.
《缘分天注定》 Serendipity?
《缘分天注定》 我喜欢那个电影 We have serendipity? I love that movie!
孤独的人啊 蝙蝠侠 For a loner, Batman,
看来你还真的很喜欢看爱情电影 you sure like movies about relationships!
看看我还找到了什么 And look what else I found!
这些都是你的神奇玩具 All your wonderful toys.
快来吧 闪电风暴 Accio lightning storm!
大家坐好 Uh... everyone, hold on.
小精灵 立刻拆掉那架飞机 Gremlins, dismantle that plane now!
丑精灵在三号引擎上 Ugly monsters on our three.
- 老爸 - 还不行 小子 - Uh... Padre? - Not now, kid.
我现在有点儿忙 Kind of got my hands full.
我瞄准非常厉害 开火 I've got good tone. Firing.
- 蝠爸 - 怎么了 孩子 - Uh... Batman? - What's up, buddy?
我们快到韦恩庄园了吗 Are we nearly at Wayne manor?
干嘛 Why?
我现在想去小个便 Uh... your number two needs to go number one.
我早就告诉你应该待在监狱里 I thought I told you to go back at the prison.
- 我也想 可是贝恩在那里 - 所以 - I tried. Bane was in there. - So?
我总是看见他就不敢去厕所了 He had sort of a "get out of this bathroom now" vibe.
我就知道不该给你喝那杯水 I knew I shouldn't have given you that water.
你能不能像大人一样憋一会儿 Can you hold it in like a big boy?
一号引擎熄火 Engine one down.
别担心这个 没事儿 Not a big deal. Don't worry about it. It's fine.
二号熄火 Engine two down.
有时候这很正常 It does that sometimes.
三号引擎也熄火了 We've lost engine three.
暂时还没问题 Oh. Could live without it.
四号引擎 Engine four!
这下有点儿麻烦了 That I do need to fix.
好消息 我尿尿的问题解决了 Good news. Our bathroom problem is solved.
我去修引擎 你们在这里等着 You three wait here while I go fix the engine.
别担心 蝙蝠侠 你去修飞机 我来驾驶 Don't worry, Batman. You fix the batwing, I'll fly.
芭芭拉 我已经设置自动驾驶了 All good, babs. I've got my autopilot on it.
完成 Done.
自动驾驶 这是一根绳子 Autopilot? That's just a rope!
完全正确 好了伙计们 我回来之前就让绳子驾驶 Exactly. All right, guys. Until I get back, rope's in charge.
谢谢你 绳子 Thanks, rope.
让我看看 All right, let's see.
活塞制动在这儿 Yes, the piston brake out here.
飞机引擎刹车在这儿 还有… Jet engine brake in here and...
快走开 不 给我 不 放开 Get out of here. No. Give me... no! Stop it!
走吧 小罗宾少爷 我们要去帮他 Come on, master dick. We need to help him.
我听你的 爷爷 I'm with you, grandpa!
快放开我老爸 Get off my padre!
放开他 你们这些机械恶魔 Unhand him, you animatronic fiends.
你们两个在这干什么 What are you two doing here?
我让你们留在驾驶舱里 I told you to stay in the cockpit.
你们违反命令 你们应该休息 You disobeyed me. You're on a timeout.
蝙蝠侠 你才应该休息 Batman, you're on a timeout.
什么 阿尔弗雷德 你最好别让我休息 What? Alfred, you better un-timeout me right now!
不 除非你取消小罗宾的休息时间 No. Not until you un-timeout master dick.
伙计们 你们都没时间休息了 Guys, you're all un-timeouted!
前面有袭击 We have incoming!
- 少爷 小心那些… - 你在干什么 - Sir! Watch out for those... - What are you doing?
好了 所有人取消休息 Okay. Everybody, timeout off.
你开始照顾我了 I've been parented.
- 蝙蝠侠 我可以帮你 - 不 保护好绳子 - Batman, I can help you. - No. Protect the rope.
绳子没有问题 The rope is fine!
快去救小罗宾 Save master dick!
我没事 我只是在做一个体操动作 I'm fine. I'll just do one of my gymnastics moves to...
不 No!
罗宾 Dick...
抓住了 Gotcha!
坚持下 阿尔弗雷德 我马上就到 Hold on, Alfred. I'm almost there!
不 No!
阿尔弗雷德 Alfred!
不 No.
不 No!
让开 绳子 Move over, rope.
坐稳 Hold on!
接到了 Gotcha!
芭芭拉 看到没有 Barbara, did you see that?
绳子救了阿尔弗雷德 Batrope saved Alfred.
太帅了 绳子 我不该怀疑你 兄弟 Sick moves, rope. I never doubted you, bro.
事实上 先生 是戈登女士救了他 Actually, sir, Ms. Gordon saved him.
不 你撒谎 Rope! You lied to me!
等等 你意思是 没有你 Wait a minute. You mean, without you,
阿尔弗雷德可能就 Alfred would have been
已经死了 street meat?
蝙蝠侠 相信我们 Batman, trust us.
我们是可以的 We can do this.
是的 我看过《忍者大扑杀》 Yeah. I know gymkata.
忍者什么 Sorry, what's that?
是一种类似体操的武术 It's a gymnastics-based martial art.
我完全可以打败这些80年代的怪物 I can punch those '80s monsters off the plane.
好吧 Uh... okay.
有几个怪物在后面 Multiple bogeys on our six.
先生 我把他们从后面赶下去 Sir, I'll get them off our back.
我以前是皇家空军射击员 I was a tail gunner for the royal air force.
准备就绪 先生 Locked and loaded, sir!
好的 太好了 Good. Love that!
我有个主意 我们要改变航向 I got an idea. We're gonna change course.
我要你直接飞到那个火焰眼球上 I want you to fly straight into that flaming eyeball.
- 什么 - 芭芭拉 相信我 - What? - Barbara, trust me.
好的 我们出发吧 All right. Let's do this.
前方有一只巨大海怪 We got a giant sea monster, 12 o'clock!
收到 Got it.
我们引起了它的注意 他要攻击我们了 We've got his attention. He's tracking us.
就要抓到你了 I've got you now.
去死吧 Eat dirt!
看我的吧 你这个邪恶的蠢货 Bob's your uncle, you ruddy duff cobblers!
好的芭芭拉 就这样 Okay, babs, this is it.
直接飞进那只眼睛 等我的口令 Fly us straight into that eye, and wait for my signal.
现在行了吗 Can it come now?
你现在能说口令了吗 Can we make the signal thing happen?
快到了 Almost there.
快到了 Almost there!
- 开火 - 快到了 - Fire! - Almost there!
马上就要打中我们了 That fire's coming in hot!
来啦 来啦 来啦 Hot, hot, hot!
快点儿 芭芭拉 向上飞 Now! Barbara, dive bomb!
我的眼睛 My eye!
索伦 Sauron!
错误 无信号
什么都没看到 Nothing to see.
- 我们成功了 伙计们 - 太棒了 - We did it, everyone! - That was so rad!
来吧 我们来庆祝一下 Come on, let's hear it for us!
真是难以置信 That was incredible!
我感觉非常兴奋 I felt so jazzed!
我才是兴奋 I say "jazzed"!
我必须承认 蝙蝠侠 你干得很棒 I gotta give it to you, Batman. That was awesome.
- 你也很棒 - 谢谢 - And you were awesome. - Thanks.
- 你也很棒 - 我喜欢被人夸 - And you were awesome. - I love compliments!
你也很棒 出乎意料 And you were awesome, and I was amazing.
我不想把这件事都当成我的功劳 I'm not trying to make it about myself, obviously.
我只是想每个人都能得到了鼓励 But I just wanna make sure that everyone gets a pat on the back.
- 因为这感觉太棒了 - 确实很棒 - Because it feels good. - It does feel good.
你的主意很好 你的主意很好 You had a good idea, you had a good idea,
你的主意也很好 我的主意也非常好 and you had a good idea, and I had a great idea.
从整体上来看我要给你们加 You know what, I think that collectively, I'm gonna add...
一分 ...one.
真的吗 No way!
感觉非常好吧 Man, that feels good.
史上最佳队伍 Best team ever!
我们来合影 Let's take a photo!
每个人都靠近在一起 All right, everyone, squeeze together.
等一下 Hang on a second.
- 快点儿过来 - 我要去锻炼一下 - Nice and close! - I gotta get my pump on.
- 很有用 - 大家都好了吗 - It's worth it. - Okay, everybody in?
这些腹肌可不是白来的 These abs are no fluke.
大家一起说 "蝙蝠侠一家" Everyone say, "bat family!"
蝙蝠侠一家 Bat family!
一起来看看 Ooh, let's take a look!
真不错 Look at that!
非常好 Splendid.
拍出来的效果真好 Didn't it turn out great?
嘿 伙计们 这是我第一张全家福 Hey, guys! It's my first family photo!
嘿 蝙蝠爸爸 Hey, bat-dad.
你干什么 What are you doing?
我只是想给你一个大大的拥抱 I'm trying to give you a big, old h-u-g.
好吧 只是… Okay, just...
蝙蝠侠 你没事吧 Batman, are you okay?
是的 当然我没事 Yeah, I'm fine.
我们是一个欢乐的大集体 We are just one big happy fraternity of people
一起做了一件了不起的事情 who did an awesome job together.
我想不出更好的方法形容了 I can't think of any other way to put that.
- 酷 - 好了 伙计们 听好 - Cool. - So, guys, listen up!
把传送仪从小丑身边抢走 Taking the projector from the joker
是我们当前最危险的任务 is gonna be our most dangerous mission yet.
- 这是家庭战斗任务 - 是的 - A family battle mission! - Right.
从疾驰者里找出一切能用的东西 仔细找找 Salvage what you can out of the scuttler, and maybe root around,
看看能不能找到维他命水什么的 see if you can find a few vitaminwaters or something,
然后出发 and then we'll head out.
- 马上 先生 - 做什么都行 老爸 - Right away, sir. - Anything for you, padre.
我想我需要一双雪地鞋 I think I'll need snowshoes.
我觉得你不需要雪地鞋 Yeah, I don't think you'll need snowshoes,
拿手电筒吧 but could you grab that flashlight?
- 蝙蝠侠 - 老爸 - Batman? - Padre?
少爷 Sir?
- 你在干什么 - 嘿 蝙蝠侠 - What are you doing? - Hey, Batman.
拜托 等一下 Please, wait!
计算机 'Puter.
是的 先生 Yes, sir?
我现在正在设置坐标 I'm locking in some coordinates now.
把疾驰者带到哥谭市 Take the scuttler to the taco stand
和布鲁德海文市交界处的卷饼摊 on the border of Gotham city and bludhaven.
不 No!
你要给他们买几个墨西哥卷饼 I want you to get these guys a couple of chimichangas
- 和三份饮料 - 先生 - and three jarritos. - Sir!
把他们留在那儿 等哥谭市的攻击完全结束 And then keep them there until this whole attack on Gotham city blows over.
蝙蝠爸爸 求你了 别这样做 Padre, please. Don't do this!
蝙蝠侠 你需要我们 Batman, you need us!
我要告诉你们多少次 How many times I gotta tell you?
我一向独来独往 Batman works alone.
我们必须在一起 No, we have to stick together.
拜托 Please.
疾驰者快出发 走 Now go on, scuttler. Go!
- 走 马上离开这里 - 蝙蝠侠 - Go! Just get outta here. - Batman.
- 老爸 - 快走 - Padre! - Get moving!
求你了 Please!
快走 Just go.
- 蝙蝠侠 拜托 等一下 - 疾驰者 出发 - Batman! Please, wait! - Scuttler, move out!
你的决定是错误的 You're doing the wrong thing!
- 听我说 不要这样做 - 少爷 拜托 - Listen to me! Don't do this! - Sir, please. Sir!
不 No!
扫描入侵者 扫描入侵者 Scanning for intruders. Scanning for intruders.
扫描入侵者 Scanning for intruders.
嗨 蝙蝠 Hi, bats.
你居然把蝙… What have you done to my...
布鲁斯·韦恩的房子改成这样 Bruce Wayne's house?
你最好希望他是个好人 不会因此发疯 You'd better hope he's a cool guy and doesn't go crazy.
你的那些朋友都哪儿去了 What happened to all your friends?
我不需要朋友 I don't need friends.
我不需要任何人就能阻止你 I don't need anyone to stop you.
你能确定吗 Are you sure about that?
照照镜子吧蝙蝠侠 Look in the mirror, Batman.
看到你和你那些家人一样的朋友在一起 When I saw you working with your friend-family,
我还以为你已经变了 I actually thought you'd changed.
但是没有 But, no.
你把他们推开了 You pushed them away.
你总是不断地逃离身边的人 You've run away from every other person in your life.
我却是你一直在找的那个人 But I'm the one you're always chasing.
你是想说你是我最大的对手吗 Is this about that stupid "greatest enemy" thing?
不 不是 No, it's not.
再也不是了 Not anymore.
你告诉他 小丑 You tell him, joker!
是时候重新开始了 It's time for a fresh start.
他不配 He's not worth it.
我想78年过去了 我应该得到一点儿尊重 I think after 78 years, I deserve respect!
说的对 一点儿尊重 That is right. Respect!
你有没有想过你还从没有对我说过 Do you realize that you have never once
那几个字 said the words,
我恨你 小丑 "I hate you, joker"?
完全没有 Not once.
我现在怎么开始觉得你很烦人 Well, I am starting to feel pretty annoyed with you right now.
这倒是千真万确 That's for darn sure.
很烦人还远远不够 Annoyed is not the same thing!
听好蝙蝠侠 Listen, Batman.
我 I...
恨你 Hate you.
说得好 That's nice.
该你了 Now you say it.
我也是 Me, too.
你开玩笑吗 你不会变的 You won't. You won't change.
你做不到 你不会改变的 'Cause you can't. You won't, and you can't.
蝙蝠侠永远不会变 Batman will never change.
知道吗 亲爱的 你还是闭嘴吧 You know what, boo-boo? Just shut it down.
这些变态疯子说得对 These diseased lunatics are right.
是的 我们是 Yes, we are!
我再也不要继续一个人 I am not gonna be part
为了无聊的感情努力了 of a one-sided relationship any longer!
- 没错 - 你在胡说什么 - Yes! - What are you talking about?
- 你和我之间完了 - 你到底怎么回事 - You and I are done! - What is wrong with you?
我要忘了你 I'm moving on!
简直莫名其妙 That's ridiculous.
为了走出去 And on my way out,
我要炸毁这座城市 I'm gonna blow up Gotham city!
不 你不可能做到 No. You're not serious.
悬停咒语
- 羽加迪姆 勒维奥萨 - 不 - Wingardium leviosa! - No!
总算有一次 蝙蝠侠 你说对了 You know what? For once, Batman, you're right.
我不是你最大的敌人 I'm not your greatest enemy.
你最大的敌人 Your greatest enemy
是你自己 is you.
- 再见 蝙蝠侠 - 等等 等一会儿 - Goodbye, Batman. - Wait a minute. Hold on a second.
祝贺你 亲爱的 Good for you, boo-boo!
大家拿起炸弹 我们走 Everybody, get a bomb. Let's go.
炸弹 炸弹 炸弹 去炸翻天 Bomb, bomb, bomb. Let's bomb it out.
再见 哥谭市 Say goodbye, Gotham city!
对不起 我很抱歉 Oh, I am so sorry.
都是我的错 我总是这样 It was all my fault, I keep doing that.
欢迎来到幽灵区 大坏蛋 Welcome to the phantom zone, bad guy.
什么 你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我不是坏人 I'm not a bad guy.
你穿着黑衣服 还有披肩 But you're all in black. You have a cape.
还戴着一个可怕的面具 And you wear a big, scary mask.
我不是坏人 Well, I'm not.
你还踢了我的脸 And you kicked me in the face.
听着 我是蝙蝠侠 Listen, I'm Batman.
你的声音也像个坏人 You even sound like a bad guy.
我发誓我是个好人 I swear, I am a good guy.
好吧 蝙蝠侠先生 Okay, Mr. Batman.
我扫描你的时候先别动 Hold still while I scan you.
扫描你的邪恶程度 Scanning for badness.
先生 Yes, sir?
- 你非常敏捷 对吧 - 非常确定 - You're super nimble, right? - I sure am!
而且你完全可以牺牲 对不对 And 110% expendable?
我不知道什么意思 但是可以 I don't know what that means, but okay.
- 怎么样 老爸 - 很一般 - How'd I do, dad? - Mediocre.
- 好吧 - 不要叫我老爸 - Yes! - And don't call me dad.
抱歉 Sorry.
阿尔弗雷德 赶紧把那个孩子送回孤儿院 Alfred, put that kid on the next jet to the orphanage.
但是那孩子就不能拥有一次被人呵护的机会吗 But doesn't he deserve a chance for someone to take him under their wing,
就像我呵护你一样 as I took you under mine?
听着 你没有家人 Listen, you don't have a family.
对于收养这种事情你不懂 So what do you know about having a surrogate son?
蝙蝠侠 Batman!
我们必须在一起 We have to stick together.
拜托 Please.
小丑 你对我没有任何意义 Joker, you mean nothing to me.
其他人也一样 No one does.
你倒不是一个典型的坏人 You're not a traditional bad guy.
但你也不是什么好人 But you're not exactly a good guy, either.
- 蝙蝠侠 - 老爸 - Batman? - Padre?
你连自己的朋友都抛弃了 You even abandoned your friends.
- 什么 - 走吧 疾驰者 出发 - What? - Go on, scuttler. Go.
- 蝙蝠侠 不 - 不 不要这样 - Batman, no. - No! Don't do this!
抛弃 不 Abandoned? No.
不 我是想保护他们 No, I was trying to protect them.
所以就赶走他们 By pushing them away?
是的 Well, yeah.
你想保护的真的是他们吗 Are they really the ones you're protecting?
电脑 蝙蝠侠很危险 Computer, Batman's in danger.
拜托了 电脑 带我们回去 Please, computer, take us back!
你真的想让你的创造者受到伤害吗 Do you really want the man who made you to come to harm?
蝙蝠侠给我的程序是遵守命令 Batman programmed me to obey him.
目的地 布鲁德海文市
但他没说不要去救他 But he didn't say to not not rescue him.
他们在干什么 What are they doing?
来吧 伙计们 加快速度 Come on, guys. Let's hustle.
哥谭市还需要我们动手才能炸掉 Gotham city's not gonna blow itself up.
你好 Well, hello!
计算机 进入超级隐身模式 'Puter, go to super-secret stealth mode.
- 坐稳 - 不 - Hold on! - No!
邪恶伙伴们 这三个人是我对蝙蝠侠最后的痛苦记忆 Evil buddies, those are my last three painful reminders of Batman.
快跑 Run!
快走 阿尔弗雷德 这边 Come on, Alfred. This way.
等等 罗宾在哪儿 Wait, where's dick?
那个小家伙 他在那边 The little guy? He's over there.
启动蝙蝠洞操作系统 Initializing batcave operating system.
他在干什么 What's he doing?
我要拯救我的家人 想想看 I've gotta save my family! Just think.
蝙蝠侠会怎么做 What would Batman do?
什么 What?
知道了 不听任何人的话 I know. Not listen to anyone else.
对人刻薄 Be mean to people.
尽可能毁掉一切财物 Destroy as much property as possible.
用非常低沉粗哑的嗓音说话 Talk in a really low, gravelly voice.
永远单独行动 And go it alone.
小子 不要这样 Kid, don't do that.
原子电池驱动 Atomic batteries to power.
涡轮机增速 Turbines to speed.
不要像我那样做事 Don't do what I would do!
我还从来没教你怎么开车呢 I never even taught you how to drive!
稍等一下 积木姐 Hold on a second, brick lady.
很抱歉 我必须赶过去 阻止这一切 I'm so sorry. I need to get down there and stop this.
我不能让你走 I can't let you go.
不然我老板会非常生气的 My boss will be really mad at me.
没错 不过如果你能把那些坏蛋都抓回来 Yeah. But I bet your boss would be happy
你老板肯定会很高兴的 if you were able to get all those bad guys back in here.
她确实会 She sure would.
那就让我试试吧 Then let me try.
让我过去帮帮他们 Let me get down there and help them.
可你之前不是已经试过了吗 But haven't you tried that before?
走这边 阿尔弗雷德 This way, Alfred.
你只是不停地做着同一件事情 You do the same thing over and over.
但那又能改变什么呢 What's gonna change?
不 No!
我知道我该做什么了 I know what I need to do.
24小时之后我会回来的 Just give me 24 hours, and I'll come back.
你必须让我过去救他们 You've gotta let me go down there and save them.
什么条件我都答应 I'll do whatever you want.
拜托了 Please.
消灭 Exterminate!
拜托了 Please.
好吧 但你必须把所有的坏蛋都抓回来 Okay, but I need all the bad guys locked up in here.
我保证 I promise.
一个都不能少 And I mean all of them.
总有一个按钮能救我的朋友吧 One of these buttons has to save my friends.
启动自毁模式 Self-destruct mode activated.
自什么 Self what?
- 罗宾 - 不 - Master dick! - No!
罗宾 Dick!
看看谁来了 Look who's bat!
什么 What?
大家都没事吧 罗宾 阿尔弗雷德 芭芭拉 Everyone okay? Dick, Alfred, Barbara.
- 你们大家… - 我们没事 蝙蝠侠 - Are you guys... - We're fine, Batman.
听着 我只想告诉你们 Listen, I just wanted to say
我真的非常 that I'm really
非常 非常 really, really
非常 非常 非常 really, really, really
非常 非常 really, really
波… s-s-s...
抱… Soooo...
抱歉 Sorry?
是的 哇哦 我做到了 Yeah. Whoo! I did it!
我都不知道你为什么还要回来 I don't even know why you bothered coming back.
因为我很 I was
害怕 afraid.
什么 What?
我回来的原因 The reason I came back
和离开你们的原因是一样的 was the same reason I left you.
我害怕 I was afraid
感受到 of feeling
那种痛苦 the pain you feel
那种失去 when you lose
亲近的人的感觉 someone close to you.
哥谭市需要我们 Gotham needs us.
所以我回来帮助大家 So I came back to do this.
啪 Flip.
啪 那是什么 我不明白 Flip? What is that? I don't...
转过去就知道了 You gotta turn around.
我管它叫蝙蝠灯 I call it the babs-signal.
为了你我多做了一些灯 And I'm flipping the switch for you.
因为拯救这座城市 不是一个人能做到的 Because saving this city is too big a job for one person.
啪 啪 Flip, flip.
现在你觉得怎么样 警长 So, what do you say, commish?
你会跟我合作吗 Will you work with me?
我需要你的帮助 I need your help.
我还以为你永远不会问我这句话 I thought you'd never ask.
我非常 非常为你自豪 少爷 I'm very, very proud of you, sir.
但我们只有四个人 没法对抗小丑的军团 But there's still only four of us against joker's entire army.
所以我叫了后援 That's why I called in some backup.
啪 啪 啪 Flip! Flip! Flip! Flip!
我们看到你的信号灯就过来帮忙了 We saw your signal, and we came to help.
虽然小丑不理我们了 但我们跟他还没完 Joker may be done with us, but we're not done with him.
我们就是小丑终结者 We will be the joker's reckoning.
小丑笑话过我们 Joker said mean stuff to us.
你说得对 芭芭拉 You were right, Barbara.
哥谭需要全民团结 而非蝙蝠侠一人 It takes a village. Not a Batman.
好的 大家注意听好 Okay. Everybody, listen up.
这些怪物想毁灭哥谭市 These monsters want to destroy Gotham city.
说得没错 我们需要最先进的车辆 That's right. We need sick new vehicles.
大量的高级武器 An arsenal of advanced weaponry.
根据每个人的特点量身定制的战衣 Costumes that suit our individual personalities.
撕掉 Rip!
还有使用对讲机时的代号 And code names to use on our walkie-talkies.
大声说出来 Call it out!
- 你的名字是蝙蝠女侠 - 蝙蝠女侠 - Your name is lady bat. - Lady bat?
蝙蝠侠 追星俱乐部
- 女蝙蝠侠 - 不好 - Bat lady. - Veto!
- 蝙蝠芭芭拉 - 不 - El batarina. - Nope.
- 足球老妈 蝙蝠 - 什么 - Soccer mom... bat? - What?
有没有酷一点儿的衣服 How about a cool costume?
很好 Nice!
这套衣服叫蝙蝠女孩 That one's called batgirl.
如果你叫我蝙蝠女孩 我能不能叫你蝙蝠男孩 If you call me batgirl, can I call you batboy?
最后我们配合协调一致的攻击策略 And lastly, a coordinated attack strategy,
和一首酷炫的主题曲 and a kick-butt theme song!
罗宾 Robin?
那是我的超级英雄代号 My superhero code name.
欧耶 播放 Oh, yeah. Hit it!
收到 Got it!
♪ 你走之前把我叫醒 ♪
不 No!
坚决不行 Absolutely not.
这首让我燃起了满腔怒火 This music is filling me with rage.
就用它了 Let's use it!
好了 各位 告诉我你们都有什么特殊能力 All right, team. I'm going to need to know your special powers.
我块头够大 I'm a giant Clay person!
- 我擅长激怒敌人 - 我有很多面具 - I'm irritating. - I have a sack for a face.
我能让敌人摸不着头脑 I make unpredictable decisions.
我会给敌人制造麻烦 I raise the stakes!
我能喷射番茄酱 I can squirt ketchup!
很好 欧卡 Nice! Orca.
我是一只鲸鱼 I'm a whale!
我们都搞定了 Oh, we got this covered!
全体出发 Go team!
鲸鱼 耶 Whale, yeah!
嘘 安静 Shh. Quiet.
这么酷的音乐是谁放的 Who's laying down those funky beats?
是我们 We are!
蝙蝠侠 Batman?
邪恶大军 干掉他们 Evil army, get rid of them!
哥谭一家战队 Team Gotham family,
出动 activate!
交给我好了 Voldy's got this.
我们来了 Here we go!
耶 Yeah!
嘭吧嗒 Bombarda!
粉碎 粉碎 粉碎 Smash! Smash! Smash!
蝙蝠侠 拆掉小丑的炸弹 Batman, take out joker's bomb.
我去拿传送仪 I'll get that projector!
明白 警长 10-4, co-go.
急冻人 泥面人 干掉这个家伙 Freeze, clayface, take this guy out!
来了呀 Coming through!
好的 阿尔弗雷德 全力出击 Okay, Alfred, bring the pain.
马上就到 少爷 为了女王和国家 Bringing it, sir. For queen and country!
我已经闯进来了 You just got union jacked!
罗宾 做好准备 Robin, get ready.
老爸通常都会教儿子这么几件事 I'm about to teach you some father-and-son stuff.
第一 驾驶 First, driving.
- 把手放在方向盘的两边 - 好的 - Put your hands at 10 and 2. - Okay.
现在 飞 向左转 Now, fly! Turn left!
碾过这些骷髅 Run over these skeletons.
然后爬上墙 Now drive up the wall!
- 开得很棒 - 谢谢 老爸 - Great driving. - Thanks, padre.
好了 罗宾 Okay, Robin.
我们一起把这些家伙 Together, we're gonna punch these guys so hard,
打得哇哇乱叫吧 words describing the impact
让他们的叫声都变成空中的文字 are gonna spontaneously materialize out of thin air.
击掌 High five!
不要到处跑 你这个麻瓜 Stop moving around, you Muggles.
好了 伙计们 我们去打败他 All right, team, let's shut him down.
欧卡 该你上了 宝贝儿 Orca! You're up, baby!
想见识一下真正的魔法吗 You wanna see a magic trick?
看我是怎么让你消失的 I'm gonna make you disappear.
腾空飞起 Wingardium levio...
腾空飞起 闭嘴 Wingardium levio... Shut up!
不 No!
欢迎回到幽灵区 坏蛋 Welcome to the phantom zone, bad guy!
气死我了 Fudgecake!
我们走 蝙蝠队 Here we go, bat team!
蝙蝠侠 抓住 Batman, think fast!
欢迎回到幽灵区 坏蛋 Welcome to the phantom zone, bad guy!
罗宾 跟上 Robin, go long.
接得好 Nice grab.
我的天 太好了 Oh, my gosh. Yes!
给你 爷爷 Here you go, grandpa.
嘿 蝙蝠侠 Hey, Batman!
放开我老爸 Get off my padre!
驱鲨剂还是有点儿用处的 It wasn't useless after all.
搞定它 蝙蝠女 End this, batgirl!
再见了 鲨鱼 Adios, shark.
好了 一会儿见 伙计们 我要过去拆除那个… Okay, brb, guys. I'm gonna go defuse that...
今天就是哥谭市的末日 This is the end of Gotham city!
一切都不出我所料 我们完蛋了 As I predicted, we're doomed!
哥谭市紧急广播系统
我们不会完蛋的 我来解决 We're not doomed. I got this.
所有人都抓住我 Everyone, grab on to me.
抓住了 Gotcha.
来啊 伙计们 Come on, guys.
不能让我们的城市就这么毁灭 We need to hold this city together.
蝙蝠绳 不 Batrope, no!
大家快跑 Everybody, run!
不 我们必须团结起来 No! We have to stick together.
对吧 蝙蝠侠 Right, Batman?
我们要动动脑筋 We need to use our heads!
或许我们可以一起建个东西 Maybe we should build something together.
- 动脑筋 - 团结起来 - Heads. - Stick together.
- 建个东西 - 团结 - Build something. - Together.
- 建 - 团结 团结 - Build. - Together. Together.
我们要一起建个什么东西 We should build something together.
我知道了 I got it.
你说得对 芭芭拉 我们要团结起来 You're right, babs. We need to stick together.
真的团结起来 Literally.
罗宾 快 过来接上 Robin, quick. Give me a boost.
好的 老爸 On it, padre.
我们要动动脑筋 团结起来 We're gonna stick together, using our heads,
我们最好的武器 and the most powerful weapon of all...
就是强壮的腹肌 伙计们 开始吧 Shredded abs. Let's do this.
- 是啊 - 我们开始吧 - Meow, meow. - Yeah, let's do this.
- 准备好了吗 - 没问题 - Ready? - Here we go.
撑得住吗 阿尔弗雷德 You got this, Alfred?
没问题 少爷 我有钢铁般的腹肌 Yes, sir. Abs of steel.
很好 现在弯下腰 Great! Now you bend,
我会抓住另一边 and I'll grab the other side!
不 No!
- 蝙蝠侠 怎么回事 - 你没事吧 - Batman, what's going on? - Are you okay?
抓住你了 I've got you.
小丑 Joker!
拜托 帮帮我们 Please, help us!
不 我才不会帮你 No! I'm not gonna help you.
只有毁了哥谭市 At least if this city is destroyed,
我才能证明 I'll die knowing
我是你最大的敌人 I'm your greatest enemy!
就算死 我也要证明这一点 I'm gonna have to die to know it.
闭嘴 小丑 如果没了哥谭市 Shut up, joker! If there's no Gotham,
我们就没地方斗了 then I'll never get to fight you again.
什么 What?
因为你我才会每天下午4点起床健身 You're the reason why I get up at 4:00 in the afternoon,
一直练到反胃 and pump iron until my chest is positively sick.
因为你 我才放弃了 You're the reason I've given up
与俄罗斯芭蕾舞演员和时装模特约会的机会 a life spent with Russian ballerinas and lady activewear models.
而且 如果不是你 And if it wasn't for you,
我也不会知道 我根本就离不开这里的每一个人 I never would have learned how connected I am with all these people.
包括你 And you.
所以你拯救了哥谭市 So if you help me save Gotham,
就等于拯救了我们两个人 you'll help me save us.
你说我们 You just said "us."
是的 蝙蝠侠和小丑 Yeah. Batman and the joker.
你觉得怎么样 What do you say?
你说得有道理 You had me at shut up.
你的腹肌怎么样 伙计 How are your abs, bro?
肥肉有点儿多 肌肉不太多 怎么了 Too much flab, not enough ab. Why?
我需要你用尽全力 Because I need you to crunch them.
哥谭市民 Citizens of Gotham,
我们需要大家一起努力 把这座城市合到一起 we need all of you to join us and help bring this city back together.
太棒了 我要跟你说实话 I'm just gonna come right out and say it.
我恨你 小丑 I hate you, joker.
- 我也恨你 - 我更恨你 - I hate you, too. - I hate you more.
我最恨你了 I hate you the most.
我永远恨你 I hate you forever.
太好了 Splendid!
我们成功了 各位 We did it, everyone!
真叫人开心啊 Bane is feeling warm and fuzzy.
老爸 Padre,
你要去哪儿 where are you going?
我要遵守承诺 I made a promise.
现在我该回幽灵区了 I gotta go back to the phantom zone.
抱歉 孩子 Sorry, kid.
老爸 不要 Padre, please.
不要叫我老爸 Don't call me padre.
好吧 Okay.
叫我 Call me...
一号兼二号老爸 Dads.
我的两个爸爸是同一个人 My two dads are the same dad.
可他们都要走了 But they're both leaving.
我会没事的 孩子 It's gonna be okay, kid.
有时候失去亲人也是人生必经的过程 Sometimes, losing people is part of life.
但你对他们的爱并不会就此结束 But that doesn't mean you stop letting them in.
这是几个非常智慧的人教我的 Some very wise people taught me that.
我敬爱的长辈 My father figure.
我的理想搭档 My platonic coworker buddy,
她是个女孩 但我们只是朋友 who's a girl, but just a friend.
还有你 我的伊欧 And you. Mi hijo.
这是西班牙语的 It's Spanish
"儿子" for "son."
他们是我的家人 This is my family,
也是你的家人 but it's your family, too.
你有刀吗 Do you have a knife?
干嘛 Why?
总得有东西来斩断 'Cause someone needs to cut the tension
我们之间的情感纠葛 between the two of us immediately.
好吧 是我自找的 Okay. I deserved that.
- 嗨 - 等一下 - Hi. - Wait a minute.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我回来了 遵守了我的诺言 I came back, just like I said I would.
知道吗 蝙蝠侠先生 You know, Mr. Batman,
如果你是一块会说话的砖 而且在幽灵区工作 when you're a talking brick, working at the phantom zone,
你就能见识到很多疯狂的事情 you see a lot of crazy things.
但这是我第一次看到 But I've finally seen a man,
有人为了让世界变得更美好 in order to make the world a better place,
而愿意认真审视自己并做出改变 take a look at himself and make a change.
谁 Who?
超人 Superman.
- 什么 - 开个玩笑 是你 - What? - I'm kidding. It's you.
好吧 我想我们很快会再见面的 蝙蝠侠 Well, I guess I'll be seeing you on the streets, Batman.
我想也是 下次见 小丑 I guess so. Catch you later, joker.
我们走 兄弟们 Let's go, gang.
等一下 我们难道让这些罪犯就这么走掉 不是吧 Wait a minute, we're not just gonna let these criminals go, right?
没事的 警长 不用担心 Ah, come on, commish. Let's face it.
这些人根本不是我们四个的对手 Those guys are no match for the four of us.
就让他们先跑30分钟吧 We'll give them a 30-minute head start.
我们也不能饿着肚子去打击犯罪啊 Besides, you can't fight crime on an empty stomach.
嘿 计算机 Hey, computer?
我们回来了 We're home!
请说出密码 What is the password?
钢铁侠弱爆了 Iron man sucks!
和老爸一起战斗的时候 When dad and me were fighting,
我把能说的笑话都说完了 I was giving them my best one-liners.
你 You
让我完美 complete me.
好棒的全家福 蝙蝠侠 我喜欢 Holy family photo, Batman. I love it!
白色 White.
凡是重要的电影都以白色结尾 All important movies end with a white screen.
然后再来点花絮 And tying up loose ends.
我们为你而来 哥谭市 We're coming for you, Gotham city!
比如这几个蛇形小丑 Like this snake clowns bit.
蛇形小丑 Snake clowns?
告诉过你了 他们是真的 Told you they were real.
你把假发装到蛇头上了 Did you stick wigs onto snakes?
- 你猜 - 这太奇怪了 - Maybe. - That is so weird.
我能放那首专为演职员表创作的歌吗 Can I play that song I wrote for the end credits?
不行 That is a hard pass.
- 求你了 - 不行 - Come on. - No!
- 想放什么音乐就让他放吧 - 不 不 不 - Let the kid play whatever music he wants. - No, no, no!
- 求你了 - 不 - Please? - No.
老爸 Padre?
好吧 计算机 Fine. 'Puter.
好的 先生 Okay, sir.
现在播放罗宾喜欢的快乐轻松的音乐 Now playing Robin's happy, poppy music.
那种让父母和制片人都高兴的音乐 The kind that makes parents and studio executives happy.
♪ 一大早醒来就给你发消息 ♪
♪ 嘿 罗宾 7:30啦 ♪
♪ 我已经做好打击犯罪的准备 你是黑暗骑士 ♪
♪ 我要睡到两点后 ♪
♪ 我们有时会争执 ♪
♪ 但总会和好如初 ♪
♪ 兄弟 对不起 没事儿 ♪
♪ 我们不是亲人 但这没关系 ♪
♪ 朋友就是你能选择的家人 ♪
大家一起来 Come on, everyone!
♪ 击掌 小点声 靠边走 出发 ♪
♪ 你是我最棒的朋友 最棒的朋友 ♪
♪ 朋友就是家人 ♪
♪ 你是我最棒的朋友 我最棒的朋友 ♪
♪ 朋友就是家人 ♪
♪ 你是我的家人 来吧大家一起唱吧 ♪
- 来啊 蝙蝠侠 - 不要 - Come on, Batman! - No!
♪ 你是我最棒的朋友 最棒的朋友 ♪
♪ 朋友就是家人 ♪
♪ 最棒的朋友 我的朋友最棒了 ♪
♪ 我的朋友最棒了 ♪
♪ 我有万能腰带 ♪
♪ 披风亮闪闪 好赞 ♪
♪ 信号灯亮了 要赶快回洞里 ♪
♪ 我总是笑嘻嘻 ♪
♪ 是小丑 ♪
♪ 别害怕 ♪
♪ 黑色就是幸运色 没错 ♪
♪ 来啊罗宾 掩护我 ♪
♪ 我觉得你遇到我之前一定不快乐 才没有 ♪
♪ 我知道你在玩 哥们 我们不能输 ♪
♪ 因为朋友就是你能选择的家人 ♪
♪ 嘿 罗宾 麦给我 ♪
♪ 加低音 能搞定吧 ♪
♪ 虽然我们是朋友 但我还是中流砥柱 ♪
♪ 我依然和过去一样酷 ♪
♪ 我在黑暗中思考 你可爱地插进一脚 ♪
♪ 但没关系 我不生气 ♪
♪ 因为你也同意我最犀利 ♪
♪ 受苦的人 阴暗的人 ♪
♪ 看看谁的名字上了大荧幕 ♪
♪ 闪耀明星就是他 快听阿尔弗雷德弹吉他 ♪
♪ 你是我最棒的朋友 最棒的朋友 ♪
♪ 你是想说最"蝙蝠"的朋友 ♪
♪ 朋友就是家人 ♪
♪ 你是我最棒的朋友 最棒的朋友 ♪
♪ 朋友就是家人 ♪
♪ 最棒的朋友 我的朋友最棒了 ♪
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哇 真有意思 Wow, that was fun!
希望刚才没在录像 Really hope nobody was recording that.
我看看 这东西开着呢 Let me see. Oh, this thing is on.
一直在录像 This thing is recording.
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