South Park Episode 10x03 : Cartoon Wars.
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But the Bubble Gum Prince wasn't afraid.
He knew that the Land of Chocolate was safe forever and ever.
Good night my little angel.
- Stan ! - What ?! What ?!
Get up ! Get your shoes on ! Gotta get out of here ! MOOVE !
Take this, we've goota bring all the water we can !
Shelly go get my gun !
What's going on, dad ?
Just get the gun !!!
All right, come on !
Kyle, what the hell is going on this time ?
I have no idea.
Take cover in the community center again.
All right, everyone get in, and get a seal on that door !
Oh my God, Steven, we've let Butters !
We can't go back out there Linda, it's too late for him.
Dad ? Dad what the hell is going on ?
A cartoon ! A cartoon is about to air on American television with...
with the Muslim prophet Muhammed as a character.
So ?
So ? Stanley, Muhammad is sacred to the Muslim people.
Ever since those cartoon in Denmark, the rules have changed.
Nobody shows an image of Muhammad anymore.
Which cartoon is it ?
What cartoon'll be so insensitive as to have Muhammad as a character ?
Who do you think ?
The cartoon that's always pushing buttons with their careless toilet humor !
Family Guy !
How could Family Guy do that ?
Why would Family Guy so blatantly insult Muslims ?
Because Family Guy doesn't care who they insult.
They only care about their precious money !
Oh come on, people. You really think anybody's gonna be that pissed off about a cartoon ?
We've got the TV working.
Once again, a cartoon depicting the Muslim prophet Muhammad
is set to air tonight on Family Guy.
Oh Randy hold me !
The news has already sparked a shockwave of protests throughout the Muslim world.
All over the Middle East, Muslims are burning American flags
and Family Guy posters.
Muslim terrorist al-Zawahri made this statement :
So what happens now ?
We stay here through the night,
wait it out to see if they do anything.
If we're still alive in the morning,
then we'll know we're not dead !
It's okay !
We're alive ? We're alive !
Everyone, everyone listen !
Fox network censored the image of Muhammad at the last minute !
Oh thank God !
Well it looks like we dodged a bullet.
They censored the image of Muhammad ? How ?
I tivo every episode, we can go to my house and see what they did.
Okay you guys, check it out !
You tivo every episode of Family Guy ?
Dude, it's a good show !
Yeah, lots of people like Family Guy.
Peter, I can't believe you invited your old highschool sweetheart over for dinner !
You think that's bad ?
Remember when I auditioned to be David Hasselhoff's car ?
- Hey there, Knight Rider ! - After those bad guys, Kitt !
Yeah but dad, why would you invite an ex-girlfriend to dinner ?
Perhaps he wants to make our mother nervous.
Nervous ?
Like when I had to sell pancakes to this school soccer captain ?
Pancakes for you, Captain !
I'll be the captain, and you'll be Tennille.
Love will keep us together
But, Peter, I don't wanna cook dinner for your ex-girlfriend !
Well, maybe we can just have tea.
You mean like the time you had tea with Muhammed,
the prophet of the Muslim faith ?
Come on, Muhammed, let's get some tea !
Try my Mister T... tea.
Boy, was that ever weird.
Anyway, I can't believe I invited my old sweetheart to dinner, huh !
That's it ? That's all they did ?
Oh man, that's not cool !
- Seriously, that is not cool. - Why, what's the big deal ?
What's the big deal ?
You guys, they've just made fun of the religion of an entire group of people.
What, you guys think that's okay ?
Do you care at all about people's feelings ?
Since when do you care about being sensitive to people's religion, Cartman ?
Yeah, you rip on people's religion all the time !
That's different.
I'm just a little boy !
That's a cartoon.
Millions of people watch it !
How would you feel, Kyle, if there's a cartoon on television
that make fun of Jews all the time, huh ?
I'm telling you guys, it's wrong.
It's wrong !
It's wroooong !
Kyle ! Kyle what are you watching ?
Hey Brian, this is like the time I got a job as a carrot cake.
It's Family Guy ! Quick Gerald, do something.
Dad, dad ! Jesus Christ !
It's okay, it's dead.
You boys know you're not supposed to watch that careless show !
Mom, it was nothing !
Muhammad just stood there and drank some tea.
You boys don't understand anything.
It's obvious that you all need Muslim sensitivity training.
Welcome to Muslim sensitivity training.
It is important for us to understand why the Muslims feel the way they do.
And why we can never show an image of Muhammed.
No, Muslims can't show an image of Muhammad.
Kyle, you're not being very sensitive.
Yeah Kyle, maybe you think this is funny
but the rest of us don't.
Let's all look at why Muslims are upset.
First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what ?
Sex ! Good !
There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world.
Now this would be fine except that in the Muslim religion you also can't... ?
Anybody ?
Jack off !
Okay jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion.
And what do we know about the places Muslims live ?
They live in...
Good, sand !
Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim,
it's friday night but you can't have sex and you can't jack off.
There's sand in your eyes, and probably in the crack of your ass
and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people are getting laid
and mocks your prophet !
Well, you know what ? I'd be pretty pissed off too !
Mrs Garrison, that is ignorant and racist !
Muslims are mad because of Family Guy, not because they can't jack off !
Right Wendy ?
Yeah !
Attention students, proceed to the school gymnasium immediately
for an emergency announcement.
The hell's going on now ?
Shh, quiet students, quiet !
Once again, we have just learn that the Family Guy episode
featuring Muhammed, was only part one of a two-parter !
And part two is going to air next week, with Muhammed uncensored !
What ?
- Why would they... - Fox studios claim that
the Family Guy writing staff
has demanded the Muhammed character be seen in full-view.
The head of Fox had this to say.
Family Guy is our biggest show.
If they insist we don't censor their work, then we can't.
Family Guy !
I damn you to hell !
Once again, bitter riots have started in the Middle East.
This time even more massive.
And terrorist leader al-Zawahri has issued a threat.
Retaliation !
Oh my God ! M'kay.
Goddamned Family Guy !
Now they're just provoking people, it's like they want a holy war !
Does this mean we don't have school all week ?
You guys, this is serious. We have to do something !
- Like what ? - We have to go to Fox network in L.A.
We have to go and...
try to get that episode pulled.
You guys with me ?
Due we can't go anywhere, they've shutdown the airports and the buses.
Then we'll ride our big wheels !
- To Los Angeles ? - If that's what it takes, yes !
We have to talk to the network.
The Family Guy writers aren't gonna back down !
Well good for them ! They shouldn't.
The writers are standing up and saying they aren't going to be intimidated.
Intimidated ? Is that what you think this is about Kyle ?
All right dude, what the hell has gotten into you ?
I don't trust for one second that you're sudden concern for the Muslim people is real !
All right, fine Kyle. Forget the Muslim faith for a minute.
People can get hurt.
If ten people die because Family Guy just had to have their little joke
Will you still think it's funny ?
What if a hundred people die ?
Will it be funny then Kyle ?
I'm going to Los Angeles.
And I'm gonna do whatever I can
to get that episode pulled before this gets out of hands.
Somebody has to speak for the Muslim people !
Somebody has to speak for what's right !
Kyle ! Kyle wake up, we have to go !
The terrorists are attacking !
Dad, are you sure this time ?
This isn't a joke Kyle.
Bombs have already gone off in six cities !
No !
Wait a minute ! Where's Ike ?!
He was just here ! Ike !
Ike !
Ike ? Iiike ! Ike !
Ice cream. I want chocolate.
Ike ! This way !
Kyyyle !
Nooooo
Come to try and stop me ?! It isn't gonna work.
I didn't come to stop you.
I... I think you're right, Cartman.
I want to help you get the Family Guy episode pulled.
Yeah well, I don't need a partner on this.
Especially one who doesn't trust me.
Look, Cartman, I don't know what's gotten into you, but...
I think it's pretty amazing.
And I think it's real.
You have to understand why I didn't believe you before.
Yeah. I do understand, Kyle.
I've been doing the wrong things for a long time.
Doing things for my own selfish reasons.
I just wanna do something right, you know ?
Just this one time.
It's a long trip, dude. You're gonna need help.
We can try and get the episode pulled together.
You know we might not even make it into the studio.
I know.
But just like you, I feel like I have to try.
People can really get hurt,
and a joke just isn't worth that.
So what made you change your mind ?
I got some sound advice... from an old friend.
Well Kyle, we'd better get going.
Yeah !
- Are you set ? - I'm set ! Let's do this !
All right, let's roll !
People ! People, quiet, please !
We must not panic !
Well what are we gonna do, Mayor ?!
Part 2 of the Family Guy episode airs in six days !
I believe that Professor Thomas from the University
has come up with a solution.
Thank you, Mayor.
Now look, everyone.
Muslim terrorists and extremists are threatening us
for what Family Guy is going to do...
because they've wrongly grouped us together.
Our only hope is to make the Muslim extremists know...
that we had no part in the Muhammad episode.
That even though the episode aired,
we didn't watch it, we didn't hear it,
and we didn't talk about it.
So how do we do that ?
We bury our heads. In sand.
We take twenty to twenty-five dump trucks,
fill them with sand from Monarch Lake, and then dump the sand along South Park Avenue.
By using approximately eighteen dozen shovels,
we can each dig a hole in the sand, stick our heads in the holes,
and then have the person to our left bury them.
If we can manage to get every person's head buried deep, deep in sand
before the Muhammad episode airs,
we could avoid looking like we're responsible for any part of this at all.
No, no, wait a minute, that's ridiculous.
Look, what we need to do is just the opposite.
Freedom of speech is at stake here, don't you all see ?
If anything, we should ALL make cartoons of Muhammad,
and show the terrorists and the extremists
that we are all united in the belief that every person
has a right to say what they want !
Look, people, it's...
it's been real easy for us to stand up for free speech lately.
For the past few decades we haven't had to risk anything to defend it.
But those times are going to come !
And one of those times is right now.
And if we... aren't willing to risk what we have,
then we just believe in free speech,
but we don't defend it.
I like the sand idea.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah. The sand thing sounds a lot simpler.
- Let's do the sand ! - Yeah, yeah !
We're gonna need eight dozen shovels and sixteen tons of sand !
Let's move, people !
We've got six days to make it to Los Angeles.
If we keep our stops to a minimum,
we should be able to get the episode pulled just in time.
Yes, and in just a few weeks from now,
Family Guy will be off the air forever.
Off the air ? But...
we're just going to try to get the Muhammad episode pulled.
It's simple television economics, Kyle.
All it takes to kill a show forever is get one episode pulled.
If we convince the network to pull this episode for the sake of Muslims,
then the Catholics can demand a show they don't like get pulled.
And then people with disabilities can demand another show get pulled.
And so on and so on, until Family Guy is no more !
It's exactly what happened to Laverne & Shirley.
Whoa whoa wait a minute !
This isn't what I signed up for !
I like Family Guy.
Why do we have to get it off the air forever ?
Because they made f-fun of Muslims, and... and that's wrong.
But that doesn't mean it has to go off the air.
You should like that show. Your sense of humor is just like Family Guy.
Don't you EVER, EVER, compare me to Family Guy !
You hear me Kyle ??!!
Compare me to Family Guy again,
and so help me I will kill you where you stand !
You unbelievable son of a bitch.
You never cared about the Muslim religion
or the safety of people in America.
You just want Family Guy off the air !
Do you have any idea what it's like ?!
Everywhere I go, "Hey Cartman, you must like Family Guy, right ?"
"Hey, your sense of humor reminds me of Family Guy, Cartman."
I am NOTHING like Family Guy !
When I make jokes, they are inherent to a story !
Deep, situational and emotional jokes
based on what is relevant and has a POINT !
Not just one random interchangeable joke after another !!
What are you talking about ?!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND !
I can't believe I let you scare me into taking your side.
You used fear to make me stop believing in free speech.
Well... I guess you won't be helping me now.
No biggie.
I don't NEED you to get the episode pulled !
No ! I am NOT letting you go to that television studio and pretend...
to care about safety and sensitivity to get a show you don't like off the air !
Well then Kyle, I guess we- ...Oh my God, is that Tim McGraw ?
What ?
CARTMAN !
Kyle, stop it !
Holy Crap !
Stay on 'em !
Jesus and Mary !
If you have children,
be sure to bury their heads in the sand before you bury your own.
Dad, I don't wanna bury my head in the sand.
It's the best way, Stanley. Did you eat your Fruit Roll-Up ?
Yeah.
All right, make sure your snorkel is working.
All right, now get your head in the hole.
Dad, this is stupid.
Stanley, there's no time for your immaturity ! Do it !
All right Sharon, now do me.
Uh Professor, we all just thought of somethin'.
If everyone has their head buried by the person standing to their left,
then who's gonna bury the last person's head ?
Yes. I'm afraid one person is going to have to be last, and...
not have his head in the sand.
- I'll do it. - Dylan, no !
You realize by not burying your head in sand,
you'll appear to be a part of the Family Guy audience.
Yes, I know.
Dylan, please, you can't !
Somebody has to do it, Sarah.
You run along now and you get your head in the sand.
I'll be all right.
You have to understand... I'm all she has.
Who are those people ?
No !
Hahahaha ! So long, Kyle !
You son of a bitch ! I won't let you win ! You hear me ?!
Suck my balls, Kyle !
Are you the network president ?
Yes, Mr. President.
We need to discuss this Family Guy episode, Mr. President.
Mr. President, my hands are tied.
The Family Guy writers insist I don't censor Muhammad.
But Mr. President, this is a matter of national security.
They must be reasoned with.
Mr. President,
there's something about the Family Guy writing staff I think you should know.
The race continues.
Cartman reaches the Family Guy Studio
and learns the shocking secret behind the Family Guy writing staff.
This... explains everything.
As an entire nation buries its head in sand...
The idea has swept the nation !
But where will we find enough sand for everyone ?
Kyle, quit it ! Quit it, Kyle !
Or will Comedy Central puss out ?
Tune in to see Part 2 of Family Guy,
next week, on South Park !
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南方公园第10季第3集 动画战争Part I
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但是勇敢的泡泡糖王子没有害怕
他知道这个巧克力国度是 永远永远安全的
晚安，我的小天使
- Stan ! - 什么 ?! 什么 ?!
起床! 穿鞋 ! 必须快点离开这里 ! 走 !
带上这个 !我们能带多少水就带多少水
Shelly ，去拿上我的手枪!
发生什么事了?爸爸？
拿枪就是了 !!!
好了，快点 !
Kyle, 到底发生了什么该死的事情?
我不知道.
躲到活动室里去.
好了，所有人都进来，将门封死 !
哦，天啦, Steven, 我们把Butters丢下了 !
我们不能回到那儿了,Linda, 已经太迟了
爸爸？到底怎么回事？
动画片 马上要上演一部动画片...
里面有个角色是穆斯林的先知穆罕默德
怎么了？
怎么了？Stanly 穆罕默德是穆斯林的神
自从丹麦那些动画片后 规则就改变了
没有人再秀穆罕默德的PP
哪个动画片？
哪个动画片会吃饱了撑的 用穆罕默德做角色？
你以为呢？
这个破片子总是找人开涮 而且用档次非常低级的玩笑
一家人！
“一家人”怎么会这样？
为什么“一家人”没事去拿穆斯林开涮？
因为一家人不关心他们涮的是谁
他们只关心他们可爱的钱
噢 扯什么蛋 不就个动画片吗 用得着这么大阵仗吗？
电视开播了
涉及穆斯林先知穆罕默德的动画片
“一家人” 的新一集将在今晚播出
Randy抱紧我
消息一出 立刻引起世界范围内穆斯林的抗议
整个中东地区 穆斯林焚烧美国国旗
和“一家人”的海报
穆斯林恐怖分子 扎瓦赫里发表声明如下：
我们对“一家人”感到极度愤慨
“一家人”不仅仅是一部片的问题了
我们要对做出此等行径的国家发动圣战
现在要怎么办？
我们在这里过夜
什么也干不了 等着行了
如果明早我们还活着
说明我们就没死
没事
我们活着 我们还活着
所有人 听着
FOX电视台在最后时刻 将穆罕默德的PP砍掉了
感谢上帝
看来我们逃过一劫
他们处理了默罕默德的PP？怎么回事?
我每一集都看 去我家瞧瞧
好了各位 我们研究一下
每集的“一家人”你都看？
哥们 好片啊
对 很多人喜欢“一家人”
Peter 真难以相信你竟然邀请 你高中的老情人吃饭
有问题吗？
记不记得我扮演 David Hasselhoff的汽车那次试镜？
- 那边 骑士 - 跟着那些坏人
知道 但是爸爸 你为什么请你的前女朋友吃饭？
可能他想让我们的妈妈紧张
紧张？
就像我每次卖煎饼给学校的足球队长？
煎饼来了 队长
我是船长 你是坦妮尔 ("船长和坦妮尔"是一位歌手的名字)
爱让我们一起
但是 Peter 我不想给你的前女朋友做饭
没事 喝茶行了
你是说就像你跟穆斯林先知穆罕默德
一起喝茶那次？
来 穆罕默德 我们去喝茶
茶先生 请喝茶
孩子 太不可思议了
我都不相信自己请当年的老情人吃饭
就这些了？没别的了？
噢 哥们 这可不像话
- 严肃地讲 不像话 - 怎么了？有什么大问题吗？
大问题？
你们这群白痴 他们拿一部分人的信仰开玩笑
你们认为这没什么事？
你们没想到其他人的感受吗？
你什么时候开始关心起别人的信仰了 Cartman？
对 你总是拿别人的信仰破口大骂
这不一样
我只是个小P孩
这是部动画片
几百万人在看
如果有部片子 拿犹太人开玩笑
Kyle你会怎么想？
我告诉你们 这是错的
错的
错 ------
Kyle 你在看什么？
嘿 Brian 这就像我那次扮演一个胡萝卜蛋糕
是“一家人” 快点Gerald 别让他们看
爸爸 耶稣基督啊
没事了 完蛋了
你们知道不该看这种没公德心的片子
妈妈没事的
穆罕默德只是站在那里喝茶
你们知道个屁
看来你们需要上穆斯林课
欢迎大家来上穆斯林避讳讲座
我们需要理解为什么穆斯林要那样
以及我们为什么永远不能 秀穆罕默德的PP
对 穆斯林就是不让秀穆罕默德的PP
Kyle 你还不懂什么叫避讳
对 Kyle 也许你认为这很好笑
但是我们不是
我们来看看为什么穆斯林这么生气
首先 在穆斯林信仰里 什么是不允许的？
性交 很好
穆斯林世界里 是禁止婚前性行为的
这个比较搞笑 还有更搞笑的 比如穆斯林是禁止干什么的？
谁来回答下？
手淫！
自摸在穆斯林世界是严格被禁止的
我们知道穆斯林都住在什么地方？
他们住在……
很好 沙漠里
现在假设你自己就是穆斯林
星期五的晚上 你不能和别人搞 也不能和自己搞
眼睛里甚至屁眼里都有沙子
突然来了一部动画片 而且在另一个国家还有人躺在床上
看这部片拿你的先知恶搞
你会怎么想？ 我的话肯定早就爆炸了
Garrison老师 你这是无知 是种族歧视
穆斯林之所以疯狂是因为“一家人” 不是因为不能自摸
对吧Wendy?
对
全体同学注意 紧急通知
马上到校体育馆集合
他妈的又是怎么回事？
安静 同学们 安静
再一次 我们得到消息说 “一家人”关于穆斯林的这一集
并没有播完 这集是分两部分的
第二部分将予下周播出 而且穆罕默德的图像将不予处理
什么？
- 为什么他们.. - Fox工作室宣称
“一家人”的创作团队
已经决定要给穆罕默德一个全方位的 写真
Fox的老板这么说
“一家人”是我们最热播的剧集
如果他们坚持说我们不审查节目 我们真要不审查了
一家人
狗娘养的，怎么不去死啊
中东地区再一次爆发动乱
这次规模更大
恐怖分子首领扎瓦赫里已经出言恐吓
严肃地讲 “一家人”的剧本很一般
里面的幽默都是生搬硬造 和情节无关
这一集播出之日 我们要大规模地进行报复
报复
上帝啊
他妈的一家人
他们引起了众怒 难道要打圣战吗！
是不是就说我们每天都不用上课了？
一群饭桶！ 这问题很严重 我们要有所作为
- 比如？ - 我们去洛杉矶的Fox总部
我们一定要去
把那一集砍了
一起去吗？
哥们 我们哪里也去不了 他们把飞机和公车都停了
我们骑自己的三轮车去
- 去洛杉矶？ - 如果别无选择 对！
我们要和FOX谈谈
否则一家人的编剧不会放弃想法的
肯定了 为什么要放弃
编剧说了 不会被威胁所吓住的
威胁？你认为这么是威胁 Kyle？
好了，白痴 你他妈中什么邪了？
你忽然之间关心起穆斯林来了 我都怀疑这是不是真的
好 Kyle 先别管穆斯林
人们会受到伤害
如果因为一家人的玩笑 10个人死了
你还会认为是玩笑吗？
如果100个人死了呢？
还是玩笑吗 Kyle？
我要去洛杉矶
我会尽我所能
在这一集播出之前把它砍掉
必须有人要为穆斯林挺身而出
必须有人要站出来说明真理
Kyle 醒醒 我们要走了
恐怖分子要攻击了
爸爸 这次是真的吧？
这不是玩笑 Kyle
炸弹已经在六个城市落下了
不
等一下 Ike在哪里？
刚刚还在 Ike
Ike !
Ike ? Iiike ! Ike !
冰淇淋 我要巧克力味的
Ike 这边
Kyyyle !
不
来制止我吗？没用的
我不是来制止你的
我想你说的对 Cartman
我想帮你把这集的“一家人”砍掉
好啊 不过我不需要搭档
尤其是不信任我的人
听着 Cartman 我不知道你到底在想什么 但是……
我想肯定很疯狂
很真实
你一定要理解我当初为什么不信任你
是 我理解 Kyle
我在歧途上越走越远
一直都是自私自利
我想的是替天行道 你知道吗？
就这一次
这个旅程很漫长 你需要帮助的
我们可以一起去把这集砍掉
你知道我们本不应该闹到工作室里
我知道
但是就像你说的 我感到一定要尝试
人们总会被伤害
但是不能为一个玩笑
什么改变了你的想法？
我的老朋友的……正义之声
Kyle 我们应该走了
好
- 准备好了？ - 好了 出发
前进
各位 安静
不要惊慌
我们要怎么做 市长？
一家人这一集的第二部分六天后要开播了
我想大学的Thomas教授
已经有解决的办法了
谢谢你 市长
各位
穆斯林恐怖分子和极端分子
由于“一家人”的所做所为 在威胁我们
他们误会了 我们不是那样的人
我们唯一的希望就是让穆斯林极端分子知道
关于穆罕默德的那集我们没播
即使播了
我们也没看 没听
也没讨论
我们要怎么做呢？
我们把头埋起来 埋到沙子里
我们用20到25辆卡车
从Monarch沙漠装来沙子 撒到南方公园的大街上
用大约36把铲子
我们每一个人在沙子上挖一个坑 把头放进去
然后让别人帮自己埋起来
如果我们每个人的头在穆罕默德那集
播出前 都深深地埋起来
我们就可以避免穆斯林对我们的误会了
不 等一下 这太荒谬了
听着 我们要做的就是对抗
我们有言论自由权 知不知道？
我们想看穆罕默德就看
还要告诉恐怖分子和极端分子
我们每个人都团结一致
有权力说出想说的话
听着 各位
最近这两天 我们有很多机会 可以表示对言论自由的支持
近几十年 我们没有用什么代价去保护言论自由
但是机会马上就要来了
而且现在就有一个
如果 我们不想冒险的话
那我们就仅仅是相信言论自由
而不是捍卫言论自由
我还是喜欢沙子的办法
同意
沙子的办法听起来简单多了
- 我们去找沙子 - 对
我们需要160把铲子 60吨沙子
行动了 各位
我们还有六天到洛杉矶
如果我们早起晚睡
应该能正好赶在那集播放前到达
对 然后再过几周
一家人就会从电视上永远消失
永远消失？但是……
我们只是想办法把穆罕默德那集砍掉
很简单的电视经济学 Kyle
要干掉一部剧 只需要干掉其中一集
如果我们说服电视台的人 鉴于穆斯林的关系 把这集砍掉
那天主教徒就可以把他们不喜欢的剧砍掉
残疾人也可以砍掉他们不喜欢的
然后 然后 直到一家人从电视上消失
Laverne & Shirley这部剧就这么消失的
等等
这不是我和你同去的目的
我喜欢一家人
为什么要把它全部砍掉
因为他们拿穆斯林开玩笑 所以是错的
但是这并不是说这个片应该全被砍掉啊
你才应该喜欢这个剧 你的幽默感和“一家人”一个风格
永远 永远 不要拿我和“一家人”比
听到了吗Kyle？
再拿我和“一家人”比
我让你死在这个地方！
你他妈的这个狗娘养的
你根本不关心穆斯林
或者美国人的安全
你只是想“一家人”被砍掉
你能体会我的感觉吗？
我不论到哪里，“Cartman 你一定喜欢一家人吧？”
“嘿 你的幽默感让我想起了一家人 Cartman”
我一点也不喜欢“一家人”
我的幽默感 是与生俱来的
发之与心 很有内涵的幽默
都是有所指的 有其相关性的
而不是一个个随机的破笑话
你在说什么？
你不理解
真不敢相信 我竟然被你拉拢了
你利用恐惧 让我不再相信言论自由
我想你不会再帮我了
无所谓
我不需要你帮我
我不会让你去电视台的
我还会制止你去把自己不喜欢的剧搞掉
那么Kyle 我想 上帝 Tim McGraw怎么来了？
什么？
CARTMAN !
Kyle 别追了
我靠！
停住他们
耶稣 圣母＃％￥※×
如果你们有孩子
请保证在把自己的头埋起来前 埋好孩子的头
爸爸 我不想埋脑袋
这是最好的办法 Stanly 你吃东西了吗？
吃了
好了 检查下你的通气管
好了 把头钻洞里去
爸爸 这太白痴了
Stanley 没时间听你上废话 赶紧
好了 Sharon 轮到我了
教授 有件事我们要考虑一下
每个人都由旁边的人把头埋起来
最后一个谁埋？
对 我想总要有人做最后一个
不能埋头
- 我来 - Dylan 不要
你要知道 如果不把头埋起来
你就会被认为是“一家人”的观众
对 我知道
Dylan 不要
总要有人去做的 Sarah
你去吧 把头埋起来
我会没事的
你要理解 我是她的全部
那些人是谁？
不
哈哈哈 再见 Kyle
你个狗娘养的 我不会让你赢的 你等着
滚鸡巴蛋吧你
你是电视台的总裁？
对 总统先生[布什，寒ing~]
我们就“一家人”最新一集要探讨一下 总裁先生
总统先生 我也无能为力了
“一家人”的编剧坚持不让我 把穆罕默德的PP处理掉
但是总统先生 这事关国家安全
一定要和他们理论
总统先生
关于“一家人”的创作过程 我想有些事您有必要知道
斗争还在继续
Cartman到达了“一家人”的工作室
知道了“一家人”制作过程惊人的幕后事实
这 解释了所有的事情
整个国家都在埋头
这个办法已经推广到全国了
我们去哪里找这么多沙子呢？
Kyle 停手，别干了
精彩尽在
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