（假日汽车旅馆）
（兰德里县警长办公室 通缉犯）
（杰布塔克 奖励：最高15000美元）
（赏金猎人） ♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪
♪ Gonna go to the place that's the best ♪
♪ When I lay me down to die ♪
♪ Goin' up to the spirit in the sky ♪
保释追捕员 Bail enforcement.
杰布塔克 举起双手出来吧 Jeb Tucker, come out with your hands up.
你无处可逃了 杰布 Nowhere to run, Jeb.
别逼我把你从这个破地方揪出来 Don't make me wrestle you out of this flea trap.
滚蛋！ Fuck off! -
好吧 随便你 Fine. Have it your way.
♪ Goin' up to the spirit in the sky ♪
♪ Spirit in the sky ♪
♪ That's where I'm gonna go when I die ♪
♪ When I die ♪
♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪ -
♪ I'm gonna go to the place that's the best ♪♪
我靠 妈的！ What the fuck?!
该死 有蜜蜂！ Oh, goddamn it, they're stinging me!
该死的！ Get the fuck off me!
救命啊！靠！该死的！ The fuck?! Goddamn it!
我警告过你了 杰布 Now, I warned you, Jeb.
混蛋！我不是杰布塔克！ Asshole, I ain't Jeb Tucker!
比利厄尔？ Billy Earle?
你怎么会在这里？杰布呢？ What the fuck are you doing here? Where's Jeb?
我他妈不知… -Well, fuck. He ain't here, is he? -Bullshit.
-他不在这里 不是吗？ -放屁
我收到消息说他在这里 I got a tip he was.
是啊 笨蛋 Yeah, dumbass.
我知道 I know.
等一下！等等！ Wait. Just wait.
救命 Hel...!
放我出去 Let me out!
你这个混蛋 You son of a bitch!
王八蛋 Motherfuckers.
该死的！ Oh, shit.
什么鬼？ Oh. What the fuck?
因为厄尔兄弟都是狠角色 Because the Earles are hardcore.
如果我现在退出 他们大概会把我的喉咙也割了 If I back out now, they'll probably slit my throat, too.
算了吧 兄弟 我需要一份工作 Nah, bro, I had to grab a job.
我爸妈现在逼我交房租了 My parents make me pay rent now.
我的天啊 Oh, shit. Shit. Oh, shit.
见鬼了 该死的 别动 Fucking shit. Oh, shit. -Stop.
-你想怎么样？ -别动 -Aah! What do you want? -Don't move.
你想怎么样？ What do you want?
把烟给我 Give me those smokes.
是你割了我的喉咙吗？ You the one that cut me?
不 不是我 绝对不是我 No. No, no, no, no, no.
但你是给厄尔兄弟干活的 对吧？ But you work for the Earle brothers, right?
对 他们雇我放火烧了这个地方 为了骗保险金 Yeah, they hired me to burn the place down. For the insurance.
他们还偷了我的卡车 对吧？ And they stole my truck, too?
Yeah.
什么鬼？ Oh. What the hell?
你明明已经死了 兄弟 You were dead, bro.
我发誓 I swear.
起来！站起来 Get up. Get on your feet.
站起来 Come on. Now.
-你现在是死人吗？ -转过去 Are you dead now? -Turn around. Let's go.
我们像死人吗？ Are we, like, both dead, man?
-走！ -该死 不 不要 Ah, shit. No, no, no. No.
天啊 主耶稣啊 Oh, God. Oh, Lord Jesus, hallowed be Thy name.
愿人都尊你的名为圣
愿你的国降临 愿你的旨意行在地上如同行在天上 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven.
赐给我们今日的饮食… Give us this day our daily bread. Oh, wait. No, no, no.
等等 不 不要 该死 听我说 我保证我不会… No, no, no. Shit. Listen, I promise you I won't--
告诉厄尔兄弟我会找他们算账 -Tell the Earles I'm coming? -Mm-hmm.
我知道 I know. -
Yeah.
♪ Well, I walked through water and I walked through mud ♪
地狱担保人 第一集 双语合成：zpwz
♪ And doctor says it seems to be a sickness in the blood ♪
♪ You can leave the city ♪
♪ Just don't move up to the hills ♪
♪ The hunger might not kill you, but the boredom probably will, hey ♪
♪ Rain cloud, devil child, brought up in a cult ♪
♪ It's a different kind of plan, but it gets the same result ♪
♪ I don't know how ♪
♪ I don't know when ♪
♪ But it feels like something's reachin' up behind me again ♪ -
♪ Well, I walked through water and I walked through mud ♪
♪ And doctor says it seems to be a sickness in the blood...
这到底是什么情况？ What the fuck is happening?
♪ Just don't move up to the hills ♪
♪ The hunger might not kill you, but the boredom probably will, hey ♪
（无油 哈罗兰保释公司 24小时营业） ♪ Rain cloud, devil child, fevers and chills ♪
♪ They can find a cure for cancer, but the money's in the pills ♪
♪ I don't know how, I don't know when ♪
♪ But it feels like something's creepin' up behind me again ♪♪
（汽车维修 服务中心 保释担保 轮胎服务 调校保养）
是你吗 哈布？ That you, Hub?
我一会儿就过去！ I'll be over in a few!
那是谁的车？差点吓死我 Whose car is that? It about gave me a heart attack.
我马上过去！ 该死的 I'll be right over! Goddamn.
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安静点 否则我就阉了你 Keep quiet, or I'll cut your dick off.
…请按星号键 ...press star.
在金罐集团 -我们让不可能变成可能 At the Pot O' Gold we make the impossible possible.
-该死的电话推销 Ah, fucking telemarketers.
让我们一起实现梦想吧 Let's chase the rainbow together.
妈 我需要你帮忙 Mama, I need your help.
我得立刻找到厄尔兄弟 I need to find the Earle brothers right away.
-他来这里干什么？ What's he doing here?
-哈布！注意礼貌 Hub, manners.
你把我妈赶出了你的教堂 You kicked my mama out of your church.
你还来干什么？ What do you want?
我和罗恩只是在讨论… Ron and I were just discussing--
我和你母亲在尝试和解 Your mother and I have been making amends
并讨论她 and discussing her returning
重返教会的事 to the congregation... if--
我会考虑的 I'll think about it.
哈布 你太没礼貌了 罗恩 我真的很抱歉 Hub, that is rude. I am so sorry, Ron.
我先告辞了 I'll let myself out.
基蒂 随时欢迎你来找我… Kitty, come see me anytime you like,
and...
我会为你们俩祈祷的 I'll be praying for both of you.
-谢谢你 -再见 -Thank you. -Bye, now.
你到底怎么了？ What has got into you?
妈 我今晚必须找到厄尔兄弟 Mama, I need to find the Earle brothers tonight.
他们偷了你的卡车 他们为什么要… -They stole your truck. -Why on earth...?
我以为比利厄尔还在监狱里 I thought Billy Earle was still in jail.
上星期一就保释出来了 Mm-mm. Posted last Monday.
对 但他的兄弟可没那么多钱 Yeah, but his brothers don't have that kind of money.
是谁把他保释出来的？幸运卡拉汉 -Who bailed him out? -Lucky Callahan.
幸运卡拉汉？ Lucky Callahan?
好了 别为一个 Now don't get all bent out of shape about some Masshole
连屁都不懂的马萨诸塞混蛋大动肝火 who don't know dipshit from apple butter.
等你和玛丽安 Lucky will just go away as soon
像往常一样把问题解决后 as you and Maryanne work things out,
幸运自然就会滚蛋 like you always do.
她只是想让你亲自出面 She just wants you to show up for yourself.
所以厄尔兄弟只是打手 So, the Earles were just hired hands.
幸运才是幕后主使 It was Lucky.
那幸运到底想要我那辆 Now, what in the world would Lucky
旧卡车干什么？ want with my old truck?
现在你又要去哪里？ Well, where you off to now?
去见那个混蛋 亲自出面 I'm gonna go see that piece of shit, show up for myself.
很好 是时候了 Well, good. It's about time.
因为我可不想让我孙子 'Cause I will not have my grandson
在某个北方来的 becoming a Red Sox fan
投机分子的影响下变成红袜队的球迷 under the tutelage of some carpetbagger.
听到了吗？ Do you hear me?
（逮捕宣誓书）
（“幸运”卡拉汉）
你的好运到此为止了 混蛋 Your luck just ran out, motherfucker.
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（金罐集团来电）
得了 Oh, stop it.
这不是为你准备的 It's not for you.
除非别无选择 Unless it is. -
（寻人启事 谢丽尔道森）
（箱车音乐厅）
（幸运C）
（波士顿红袜队球迷专属预留位！）
各位女士们先生们 欢迎来到 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the oldest and boldest
密西西比州这里最古老 最大胆的乡村音乐圣地 country music mecca this side of the Mississippi,
独一无二、举世闻名的箱车音乐厅！ the one and only world-famous Boxcar!
现在 我们有请兰德里的骄傲 Now welcome to the stage, the pride of Landry
来自北乔治亚州的乡村音乐女王 and the Country Queen of North Georgia,
玛丽安戴斯小姐上台！ Miss Maryanne Dice!
嘿！今天是星期几？ Hey, what day is it? - ♪ I've been cheated ♪
星期三 只有星期三有表演秀 Wednesday. Revue's always on Wednesday.
♪ Been mistreated ♪
我何时才能被爱？ ♪ When will I be loved? ♪
我曾被贬低 ♪ I've been put down ♪
也曾被推搡 ♪ I've been pushed round ♪
我何时才能被爱？ ♪ When will I be loved? ♪
每当我遇上心仪之人 ♪ When I find a new man ♪
渴望与他共筑爱巢 ♪ That I want for mine ♪
他总让我心如刀绞 ♪ He always breaks my heart in two ♪
每次都是如此 ♪ It happens every time ♪
我曾被伤过 ♪ I've been made blue ♪
也曾被骗过 ♪ I've been lied to ♪
我何时才能被爱？ ♪ When will I be loved? ♪
哦！ Oh!
嘿 哈布 有什么收获吗？ Oh, hey, Hub. How's the hunting?
嘿 好久不见 哈布 Hey, long time no see, Hub.
♪ When will I be ♪
♪ Loved? ♪
喂 混蛋！ Hey, shitbird.
看到我很惊讶吧？ Surprised to see me?
你以为我死了 对吧？ You thought I was dead, right?
可惜 我还没死 Well, I guess not.
我们出去聊聊吧？ Why don't we step outside?
爸！ Dad.
嘿 你听到妈妈的新伴奏乐队 演奏了吗？ Hey, y-you hear Mom's new backup band?
我在TikTok上找到他们的 但他们还不错 对吧？ Well, I found 'em on TikTok, but they're pretty great, right?
嗯 他们演奏得不错 干得好 小家伙 Yeah. They sound good. Nice work, kiddo.
嘿 幸运！ Hey, Luck.
她来了！ There she is.
真是太好听了 What a number.
你真厉害 宝贝 You are a force, babe. Hey, look who's here.
嘿 看看谁来了 Oh.
哈布 你今晚在工作 还是说那是你的派对马甲？ You working tonight, Hub, or is that your party vest?
我这里有你男朋友的逮捕令 I got a warrant for your boyfriend here,
不过我想我可以改天再执行 but I guess I could serve it another time.
你可真能扯 Mm. You're so full of it.
不过我确实有事想和你谈谈 But I do need to talk to you about something.
你们能去给我们拿瓶可乐吗？ You boys want to get us a Coke?
嗯 好的 没问题 Uh, yeah, yeah. Sure thing.
喂 Hey.
把我妈妈的卡车还回来 I want my mama's truck back.
小玛 你唱翻唱歌曲简直是大材小用 You're too good to be singing covers, M.
外面那个戴牛仔帽的脑子空空的家伙 根本配不上你 You're a damn sight too good for that empty ten-gallon hat out there.
你打算什么时候才告诉他 在乔治亚州根本没有人戴牛仔帽？ When you gonna tell him that nobody wears cowboy hats in Georgia?
我知道 但他乐在其中 I know, but he loves it.
而且挺暖心的 And it's sweet.
暖心? Sweet?
幸运并不是 Lucky is not who
你想象中的那种人 玛丽安…哪一条？ -you think he is, Maryanne. -Which one?
Uh...
他… He...
他雇人割我喉 he paid some guys to try and slit my throat.
-有这种事？ -是啊 你看！ -Is that right? -Yeah, look.
在我看来你挺好的 Well, you look pretty okay to me.
我只是不想看到你受伤 I-I just don't want to see you get hurt.
他很危险 甚至比我想象的还要危险 He-He's dangerous, more than I even realized.
哈布 Hub...
不过谢谢你夸我好看 But thank you for saying I look pretty.
顺便说一句 Well, you look...
你看起来也很漂亮 pretty great yourself, by the way.
哈布 亲爱的 Hub, honey...
问题从来都不在于 ...you not being pretty enough
你够不够好看 was never the problem.
而今 Now
好了 我需要你在这上面签个字 I need you to sign this for me
这样我才能带凯德离开这个州 so I can take Cade out of state.
为什么 For what?
我要去纳什维尔参加一场试镜 I got an audition in Nashville.
哇 看看你 Oh, well, look at you.
哇 看看你 恭喜啊 跟谁试镜？
恭喜啊 跟谁试镜？ Congratulations. Who's it with?
爸 Dad?
有个“金罐集团”的人 打电话来找你？ Someone from a Gold Pot called for you?
说是有急事 -They said it was urgent. -Yeah, okay.
嗯 好的 谢谢你 小家伙 大帽子先生呢？ Thanks, kiddo. Wh-Where's Mr. Bighat?
他赶去参加厄尔兄弟的扑克之夜了 Oh, he had to run over to the Earles' poker night,
不过他说祝你演出顺利 but he says good luck with the show.
我还以为他 I thought he gave up
戒酒的时候也戒赌了 gambling when he gave up booze.
签字吧 哈布 Just sign the form, Hub.
我再想想 I'll think about it.
嘿 你找的乐队很棒 小家伙 Hey, great work with the band, kid.
罗恩牧师？ Pastor Ron?
什么情况？ What the hell?
骗不到我的 Nah.
不过这主意不错 But nice try.
所以是幸运雇了厄尔兄弟 So, Lucky hired the Earles,
然后厄尔兄弟又雇了你 对吧？ and the Earles hired you, right?
Mm-hmm.
你参加过他们的扑克之夜吗？ You ever been to one of their poker nights?
Mm-hmm.
有听说过幸运要来参加吗？ Ever hear about Lucky coming to one?
Mm-mm.
嗯 我就知道 Yeah, I didn't think so.
天啊 抱歉 我尿裤子了 Oh, man, I'm sorry, I think I pissed myself.
你叫什么名字 小子？ What's your name, kid?
我叫土豆 -It's Tater. -Uh-huh.
好吧…其实我的真名是托米迪恩 Or... well, my real name's Tommy Dean.
应该说是托马斯 但除了 Thomas, I guess,
我妈那边的琼姨妈 没有人这么叫我 but nobody calls me that except for my Aunt June on my mama's side.
不过你想叫我什么都行 You can call me whatever you want, though.
你和埃迪迪恩是亲戚吗？ You related to Eddie Dean?
是的 他是我叔叔 Yeah, that's my uncle.
不是吧 No shit.
他还和那个肯塔基的 大卷发妹在一起吗？ Hey, is he still with that gal from Kentucky with the big hair?
不 她进监狱了 Oh, nah, she's in jail.
而他也搬去辛辛那提了 And he went to Cincinnati.
太可惜了 Oh, that's too bad.
是啊 Yeah.
你是说谁可惜？ For which one of 'em?
冷静点 土豆 Be cool, Tater.
快结束了 Almost there.
快啊 死混蛋 Come on, you son of a bitch.
嘿 宝贝 Hey, princess.
见鬼 -Oh, shit. -Lucky's not inside, is he?
幸运不在里面 对吧？
但你开了他的车来这里当诱饵 But you drove his car here as bait.
而你的兄弟们就在里面等着杀我 And your brothers are inside waiting to kill me.
你明明已经死了 You're supposed to be dead.
不 我妈把我养得比那硬朗多了 Nah. My mama raised me tougher than that.
该死 Fuck.
走 走吧 Move. Get going.
他妈的 该死…
♪ Oh, preacher man ♪
♪ Well, he will free you from your bondage ♪
♪ And take away the monsters under your bed ♪
♪ He's got a download from the good Lord...
搞什么！ What the fuck?!
你这个混蛋！天啊 Son of a bitch! Oh, God!
天啊 Oh! Oh, God.
那我猜你就是试图杀我的那个人 I take it, then, you're the one that tried to kill me.
你搞砸了 克莱德！ Yeah, and you fucked that up, didn't you, Clyde?
又不是他在撒尿时被偷袭！ He ain't the one that got jumped taking a leak!
-去你的 比尔！ Fuck you, Bill!
-我发誓他当时真的死了 I swear, he was fucking dead!
闭嘴！把手举起来！ Shut up! Hands up!
我的天啊 Oh, God.
幸运给了你们多少钱？ How much is Lucky paying you? - Uh-uh-uh!
你们一个字都不准说！他没有证据！ Y'all don't say shit! He can't prove nothing!
-该死 -我们又没被通缉 赏金猎人 Ain't no warrants out on us, bondsman.
所以你尽管去报警吧 So go ahead and call the cops on us.
妈的 该死 Fuck. Fuck.
你不会开枪的 You won't.
你不是杀人犯 You ain't no murderer.
这是自卫 伙计 Self-defense, hoss.
我照样能睡得安稳 I'll sleep just fine.
现在 等幸运来了 我们再谈谈你们能不能活着离开 Now, we can talk about you walking out alive once Lucky gets here.
幸运不会来的 Lu-Lucky ain't coming.
他会的 Oh, yeah, he is.
只要你发短信告诉他说 Once you text him
你们要放我走… that you're letting me go free
除非他付你们现金 unless he pays cash.
双倍的现金 Double.
该死的 Shit.
♪ Restless in the cold ♪
这群乡巴佬… -♪ Faces frozen in the snow... -Hillbilly motherf--
你的牌局怎么了？ What happened to your card game?
我不想错过你接下来的演出 -I didn't want to miss your next number. -Aw.
不过我现在可能真的得错过了 宝贝 Yeah, but now I might have to, babe.
食品公司说我上次少付了钱 Foodco's saying I-I-I underpaid the last delivery.
他们要我明天一早就去银行 They want me to go to the bank first thing.
我发誓我会一脚踹死他们… I swear to God, I'm gonna jam my foot so far up--
嘿 冷静点 Hey, hey, hey. Temper.
来数数吧 Count it. -
一、二、三、 One, two, three,
四…五 four, five. -
好了 There.
回去好好想想 And sleep on it.
生气的时候别做重大决定 知道吗？ No big moves while you're angry, right?
你简直是我的守护天使 You're my guardian angel.
轮到我了 Oh, I'm up next.
深呼吸 好吗？ Breathe, okay?
顺便帮我点些炸薯球待会儿吃 我快饿死了 And order me some tots for after. I'm starving.
女士们先生们 掌声欢迎 玛丽安戴斯小姐回到台上 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the stage Miss Maryanne Dice!
♪ Our faith to carry us...
我还是觉得你在虚张声势 I still think you're bluffing.
你不可能会冷血地把我们全毙了 You ain't gonna gun us down in cold blood.
嗯 你说得对 Nah, you're right.
我可能只会把你们绑起来 I'll probably just leave you tied up
然后放火烧了这房子 and light the house on fire.
我真不敢相信你们居然 带了薯片和蘸酱来我的谋杀现场 I can't believe that you guys brought chips and dip to my murder.
有人来了 Someone's coming.
不是幸运 Whoa. It-it-it ain't Lucky.
是个… It's a...
是个牧师 it's a pastor.
教堂的牧师？ From a church?
不 笨蛋 是小猪商店的牧师 No, dumbass, from a Piggly Wiggly.
当然是教堂的牧师 Yes, from a church.
好吧 赞美主 嘿 你在干什么？ Well, praise be. Hey, what are you doing?
把他打发走 而且要快 Get rid of him and do it quick.
起来 Get up, get up.
进去 Move.
跪下 别动 Down. Don't move.
不准动 Don't fucking move.
牧师 有事吗？ ♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪ - Help you with something, Pastor?
♪ A-do-do-do-do-do...
听着 我们今年都交过什一税了 Look, we're all tithed up here this year, pops, uh,
老头 所以你还是… so why don't you...? Uh, Pastor?
牧师？ ♪ Doodily-doodily-do-do...
你看起来脸色不太好 Y-You know, you don't look so good.
该死的！ ♪ Ain't got a dime ♪
什么鬼？ What the fuck?
♪ I need a shave and I need a shine ♪
快救我出去！ Get me the fuck out of here!
该死的！ ♪ I'm all hungover ♪
♪ Got a mouth full of cotton...
Clyde!
天啊！放我下来！ Oh, God! Oh, fucking put me down!
放我下来！ Put me down! No! No!
什么鬼！ What the fuck?!
♪ I figured I'd make it someday ♪
♪ I had high hopes, but she sure shot 'em ♪
♪ I guess I've arrived ♪
♪ This must be the bottom ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
♪ A-do-do-do-do-do ♪
♪ A-do-do-do-do-do, do, do ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do...
这到底是怎么回事 伙计？ What the fuck is happening, man?!
什么鬼！ ♪ Well, I smoke old butts...
这到底是怎么回事？ What the fuck is going on?!
哈布！别扔下我
你这个王八蛋！ You son of a bitch!
这里是哈罗兰保释公司 请留言 You've reached Halloran Bonds. Leave us a message.
恭喜您加入金罐大家庭 Congratulations on joining the Pot O' Gold corporate family.
如需安排地区经理为您进行入职培训 To schedule your orientation with a regional manager
并确认新工作的细节 and confirm the details of your new employment,
请按星号键 press star. -
在金罐集团 我们让不可能变成可能 At the Pot O' Gold, we make
儿子 我们在这里 the impossible possible. - We're in here, boy.
让我们一起实现梦想吧！ Let's chase the rainbow together.
有人来了？ Oh, company?
她是金罐集团的人 She's from Pot O' Gold.
开什么玩笑？ Are you shitting me?
哈罗兰语音 You've reached Halloran Bonds.
-请留言 哈罗兰先生 -Leave us a message. -Mr. Halloran.
你可真难联系 You are a hard man to get in touch with.
请坐 Have a seat.
恭喜您加入金罐大家庭 Congratulations on joining the Pot O' Gold corporate family.
如需安排… To schedule your-- -
我今天是来给你做入职培训的 I'm here about your orientation.
好吧 Yeah.
我没兴趣 I'm not interested.
她知道很多事 哈布 She knows things, Hub.
关于你是怎么… About how you--
死的 Died.
还下了地狱 And went to Hell.
其实 你现在能站在这里 完全是因为我们让你复活了 Well, you're only standing here now because we brought you back.
至少 At least
暂时复活了 temporarily.
你可以把这… Think of this
当作是一种缓刑 like a work release.
而我就是你的假释官 And I'm your parole officer.
我已经跟她说了 这简直是无稽之谈 Which I told her is just plain silly.
而且亵渎神明 And blasphemous.
我不允许有人在我家说这种话 And I just won't have that kind of talk on my property.
你觉得这是无稽之谈吗 哈罗兰先生？ Do you think it's silly, Mr. Halloran?
我不是那种常去教堂的人 I'm not the churchgoing type.
但你今晚那位朋友 显然是个虔诚的教徒… But your friend tonight was, though,
不是吗？ wasn't he?
看看他现在什么下场 Look what good that did him.
不管怎样 我们并不歧视人 Anyway, we don't exactly discriminate.
上一个做你这份工作的女孩 甚至不是基督徒 The last gal doing your job wasn't even Christian.
什么工作 女士？ What job, lady?
你依然是个赏金猎人 哈罗兰先生 Oh, you're still a bounty hunter, Mr. Halloran.
只不过现在 你追捕的是恶魔 But now you hunt demons.
为魔鬼效力 For the Devil.
哈布！ Hub.
你到底有没有看到恶魔？ Did you or did you not see a demon?
好吧 我好像看到了 Yeah, I think maybe I did.
（本季《地狱担保人》精彩预告）
你可以把地狱想象成一座监狱 Imagine Hell is a prison,
有时候囚犯会越狱 and sometimes inmates bust out.
所以我的工作是猎杀恶魔 So my job is
并把它们送回地狱？ to hunt demons and send them back.
你说的“送回去”是什么意思？ What do you mean, send 'em back?
见鬼了 杀了它们 -Fuck me. -Kill 'em.
你会明白的 You'll see.
但如果你没本事 But if you fail to process
处理掉分配给你的恶魔 any demons assigned to you,
你将立即 you will be terminated. -
被解雇 Immediately.
好好利用这个机会 So make the most of it.
那些在这种情况下 还能找到一线希望的员工 It's the employees that can find the silver lining
往往会有最好的体验 that have the best experience.
不管怎样 我建议你做好长期忙碌的准备 Anyway, I plan to be busy.
我有件事要告诉你 Something I got to tell you.
而且这听起来肯定很不可思议 And it's definitely gonna sound crazy.
你得了癌症 对吧？ 什么？没有！ -You have cancer, don't you? -What? No. Please don't steal
快跑！ Run!
哈布是来自地狱的恶魔召唤疯子 Hub is a demon-summoning psycho from Hell.
上帝 你需要一个像我这样的 Lord, you need a holy warrior,
圣战士 like me.
哈布不是一个完美的人 Hub is nobody's idea of perfect.
谁都能看出来他有缺点 Anybody can see he has flaws.
谢了 Thank you.
你是因为自己的所作所为 才被判下地狱的 You were condemned to Hell for what you did.
所以你们担心我前夫 So you're worried my ex-husband might not be
可能不是阻止末日的合适人选？ the right guy to prevent Armageddon.
如果我们失败了 就是世界末日 If we fail, it's the End Times. -
该死的 Well, shit.
地狱担保人
字幕翻译： 郑月欣 双语合成： zpwz
创意监督 肖雪