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'Now nobody's saying
the Chatsworth Estate is the garden of Eden

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'but it's been a good home to us -
me, Frank Gallagher,

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'and me kids who l'm proud of,

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'cos every single one of them
reminds me a little of me.

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'They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.'

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- Run! Run for it!
- Leg it!

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'Fiona, who's a massive help,

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'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
which is why nobody calls him Philip now,

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'lan, a lot like his mam,

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'which is handy for the others
cos she's disappeared into thin air,

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'and Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair

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'cos it stands on end and makes him
look like Toyah and nits love it.

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'Debbie - sent by God. Total angel.

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'You've to check your change but she'll go
miles out of her way to do you a favour.

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'Plus Liam - gonna be a star
once we've got the fits under control.

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'Sheila, me bird. Couldn't be happier...
One plate short of a full set, like.

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'Fantastic neighbours Kev and Veronica.
Lend you anything. Well, not anything.

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'But all of them to a man know,
first and foremost,

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'one of the most vital necessities in this life

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'is they know how to throw a party!

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'Scatter!'

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Cunt!

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(Debbie) 'Psychologists believe
that those to whom evil is done,

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'do evil in return.'

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Pig scum!

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ln you go. Get in.

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No! Argh!

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No!

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(Debbie) 'l prefer an old lndian proverb -

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'those who bring happiness
into the lives of others

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'cannot keep it from themselves.'

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Looking at that won't
keep you out of prison.

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Get dressed, we've got work to do!

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You ready yet?

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l'm coming!

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lf you've got morning breath,
you could've just said.

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You OK?

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l can't smoke, l can't drink,

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and every morning l'm hugging porcelain.

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How can they call this natural?

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Listen - if you want
to forget about this weekend...

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No chance! lf l'm going to be
puking my guts up,

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l may as well do it somewhere beautiful.

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Oh, God!
SHE VOMlTS

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A romantic trip away - ooh, l'm envious!

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Well you can't come,
cos it's just me and her.

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Where's he taking you?

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Don't know, Carol. lt's a surprise!

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Last time a bloke took me away,
ended up in a power cut in Rhyl.

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lt could've been erotic.
Had he not insisted on calling me Cheryl!

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All right, smart arse, give it back.

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- What?
- The toast.

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- l dunno what you're talking about.
- Come on, Carl, got to leave in half an hour.

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(lan) You looking for toast, Craig?

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lf anyone laughs, it's coming off.

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Marty, where's your tie?

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l couldn't remember how many times
the fox went round the farmyard.

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Three, and then into its den.

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You look great, Marty.

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What job is the interview for?

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Traffic warden. Council are
equal opportunities employer.

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Make a change!
Traffic warden calling the car drivers a cunt!

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Bullshegg!

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What the fuck was that?

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Something we've been working on.

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To manage his Tourette's
for the court case,

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you replace rude words with...

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nicer ones!

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We're going to prove that
he's a reformed character.

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Don't knock it, l haven't
had a bucketbiff in days.

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What you in court for, Marty?
Setting fire to things again?

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Shh!

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No, weren't even my fault!
That stupid bitch in the Post Office

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looking down her nose at me making
sarky comments...stupid soft kittens!

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She needed telling!

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Just a shame they had CCTV.

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Ever speak to me like that again,
and l'll burn your house down,

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you evil, ugly, patronising bitch!
GLASS SHATTERS

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But once the courts see you're a respectable,
hard-working member of society,

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they'll have no choice but acquittal.

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Time l went, eh?

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Bullshegg!

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Hey, hey! Just let it roll.

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The more wound up you get,
the more they like it.

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l'm looking for Kev Ball.

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You want next door, No 6.

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Trouble with these houses,
they all look the same.

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He's not still shacked up with
that gobby peroxide bitch, is he?

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Veronica.

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That's her.
Mouth like the bleedin' Mersey.

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Who's that?

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Dunno.

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Sooner you and me get some
time to ourselves, the better.

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Can't believe you're here.

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Last l heard you were in Pathos
with Big Balls Benny.

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Ditched him soon as l got out there.

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Got myself a nice little bar job,
apartment on the beach,

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and as much cock as l could handle.

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Sun, sex and sangria,
thought l were in heaven, Kev.

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So why are you back?

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Because, Blondie,

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l fell in love.
Bloke called Jack. Jack Russell.

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You know, like the dog.
As soon as l set eyes on him, l knew.

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l just knew.

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Got a light?

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What happened?

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lt's all gone wrong, Kev.

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l'm sorry!

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Hey, come here and tell your big brother.

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He's a fucking junkie.

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Ah, Jesus!

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- Not heroin!
- Didn't he watch Grange Hill?

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l said, ''Jack, l love you -

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''but either it goes or l do.''

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Got any sugar for this?

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No way, Kev, absolutely...

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..no way am l having her in my house!

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Veronica, she's me little sister!

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l can't just chuck her out on
the street! Oi! Hang on a minute.

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The amount of shit l've had
to put up with with your family,

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with your mother and her fellas,
and Marty and his bonfires.

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Fair's fair, right.

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You can't send her back to a junkie.

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Couple of days.

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But if she calls me Blondie again,
l swear, l'll...

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(Marty) l'm a good human being
with a great deal to offer.

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l am a good human being
with a great deal to offer.

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l am a good human being
with a great deal to offer.

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l am a...

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l am a...

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l am a good human being
with a great deal to offer.

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Hiya, l was looking for Craig...

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Crackerjack! Sorry.

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l'm looking for Craig Garland.
This is the right house?

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Yeah, well, sort of. But there's no one in.

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Right. Only, there's a bit of a
crisis at home, so if you see him...

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Yeah, definitely.

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Sue, by the way.

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Marty.

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So, are you like, a mate?

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Mate? No, sorry. Hasn't he told you?

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l'm his wife.

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l am a good human being...

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l am a good...

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Bullshit! Motherfucker!

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Flat out on her bed like Lady Muck

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in the middle of the day
with my bathrobe on, cheeky cow!

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l swear to God, Fiona, l hate her.

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l know she's Kev's sister,
but if l see her, l'm gonna...

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Marty!

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He should've been back hours ago.

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Why, where's he gone?

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Job interview. We're trying to get
him on the straight and narrow.

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< Bloody hell, Debs!

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Know when you're beat! He's had
psychologists, psychotherapists,

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cognitive behavioural assessments,
and they all say he's off his lolly.

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Why doesn't anyone give him a chance?
All he wants is to be accepted.

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To be treated like everybody else.

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Help! >

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Marty, you're making a big mistake!

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You two-timing piece of shit!

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No!

163
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Not content with one
beautiful woman, no, you've got two!

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Marty!

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Guess what Marty's discovered,
big secret, l'm married.

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ls that it?

167
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What?

168
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Everyone knows that.

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Prick.

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No one told me! Wife appears,
l thought he were doing the dirty.

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lt's over,

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has been for ages.

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So why you still living with her?

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Because she won't move out,
and it's my dad's fucking house.

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She's gorgeous.

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Marty, tell me you went to the interview.

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This was supposed to be a surprise.

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Get in. Start her up.

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Bloody hell!

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l didn't even think it had an engine!

181
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ls this leading where l think it is?

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Me and you, the open road.
Nowt more romantic than a camper van.

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You've obviously never stayed
in a five-star hotel.

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lt's not exactly what l had in mind.

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You'll put up with anything
when the sex is fresh.

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Blondie! No hot water!
How do you turn the immersion on?

187
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l will fucking kill her.

188
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,639
lf you'd rather stay in a B&B somewhere...

189
00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:36,962
No, no, it's great. Honest.

190
00:11:37,007 --> 00:11:40,204
Just think we might have to fumigate it first.

191
00:11:40,247 --> 00:11:42,841
Craig, your wife's at the front door.

192
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You living here now, then?

193
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Where l sleep's my business.

194
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You've not been home in over a week.

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- Home?
- Well, you know.

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Oh, my dad's house.
Place you want half of.

197
00:12:06,807 --> 00:12:09,844
You actually wanting something
or is this a social visit?

198
00:12:09,887 --> 00:12:12,640
Boiler's playing up. Place is like an icebox.

199
00:12:12,687 --> 00:12:15,201
You know that book with the coloured pages?

200
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And how much is that going to cost?

201
00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:21,402
All right, l'll sort it.

202
00:12:21,447 --> 00:12:26,441
lt'll have to wait till after
the weekend. We're going on holiday.

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Send me a postcard.

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00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:38,046
lf that boiler's bust,
l'm Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

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- Boo!
- Argh!

206
00:12:41,407 --> 00:12:43,967
No, no, l'm sorry!

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00:12:44,007 --> 00:12:47,795
lt's me, from earlier!
l didn't mean to scare you.

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00:12:47,847 --> 00:12:52,079
lt's all right.
You took me by surprise, that's all.

209
00:12:52,127 --> 00:12:55,085
You manage to find him, your husband?

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Sugar lumps!

211
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Don't hide it for my benefit.

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00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:03,562
Your Tourette's.

213
00:13:03,607 --> 00:13:07,566
Lad at our school had it,
everyone called him Fuck Off Phil.

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00:13:07,607 --> 00:13:11,725
People only think it's weird
when they don't know what it is.

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l'd better get back.

216
00:13:16,727 --> 00:13:19,002
l think he's an idiot.

217
00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:23,199
He must be, to let someone
like you slip through his fingers.

218
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Marty, wasn't it?

219
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Horse sex!

220
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l can't believe you're
bringing your own fire wood!

221
00:13:36,287 --> 00:13:38,596
Camping trip needs a camp fire.

222
00:13:38,647 --> 00:13:43,038
When l was a kid, l used to set fire
to my sister's dolls when she annoyed me.

223
00:13:43,087 --> 00:13:44,486
Hiya!

224
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You're taking the piss.

225
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Before you get your knickers in a twist,
l'm not here for you.

226
00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:54,519
They're going on a date.

227
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,319
Who's going on a date?

228
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Ta-da!

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00:13:58,007 --> 00:14:00,157
Look at this handsome devil!

230
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,243
< You're like a young Bruce Willis.

231
00:14:02,287 --> 00:14:05,199
Long time since l've been courted.

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00:14:05,247 --> 00:14:08,444
Take my advice, Fiona.
Enjoy it while it lasts.

233
00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:12,046
Right, what's the game?

234
00:14:12,087 --> 00:14:16,080
Game? l'm going on a date.
Didn't know there were a law against it.

235
00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:19,403
Convenient - bagging a bloke
who lives in the same house.

236
00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:21,483
What difference does it make?

237
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:25,486
Anyone'd think you still had feelings for me.

238
00:14:25,527 --> 00:14:28,041
Shall we? See ya, Debbie.

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00:14:28,087 --> 00:14:29,440
< See ya.

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00:14:31,447 --> 00:14:33,483
Don't wait up!

241
00:14:34,687 --> 00:14:37,679
Having a girlfriend's got to
be good for his court case.

242
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,283
l'm going chestnut brown.

243
00:14:45,327 --> 00:14:47,557
New life, new look, that's my motto.

244
00:14:47,607 --> 00:14:49,404
lt looks like a bleedin' protest.

245
00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:52,280
You ever thought of changing colour?

246
00:14:52,327 --> 00:14:53,965
Bit '80s, that look, isn't it?

247
00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:55,326
ls it?

248
00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:57,835
Sharon Stone, Madonna.
They were all at it then, but...

249
00:14:57,887 --> 00:15:01,243
- l think your bloke's hanging about outside.
- You're joking.

250
00:15:01,287 --> 00:15:03,164
Tall, skinny, a bit lggy Pop.

251
00:15:03,207 --> 00:15:08,520
For God's sake, don't let him in!
lf he's not had a fix, he gets violent.

252
00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:12,924
Marie! l know you're in there, come on down!

253
00:15:12,967 --> 00:15:17,518
l've gotta be at work in ten minutes.
l'll shoot out the front.

254
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,046
l'm coming with ya.

255
00:15:19,087 --> 00:15:20,839
You're not leaving me with him!

256
00:15:25,047 --> 00:15:26,002
lt's your shot.

257
00:15:26,047 --> 00:15:28,083
Which one am l going for?

258
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:31,961
Go for that red one into the
bottom corner. lt should go in, that.

259
00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:34,999
But if you lean over and get right on the cue,

260
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,327
Get it just between your fingers there.

261
00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:43,120
lt'll go in there.

262
00:15:45,007 --> 00:15:46,406
Oh, l think l've had too much wine!

263
00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:49,439
Rubbish. More you drink,
better you get at this game. Shut it!

264
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:54,364
MACHlNE'S WlNNlNG JlNGLE
Jackpot!

265
00:15:58,127 --> 00:16:00,766
And it had a little wind chime.

266
00:16:00,807 --> 00:16:02,525
Twisted freak.

267
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:06,446
How can sticking a needle
in your arm be normal?

268
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:09,126
Tell me, who sees that as normal?

269
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,395
l know, but...

270
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:13,325
love's blind, Frank.

271
00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:14,595
Look at Kev with Veronica.

272
00:16:14,647 --> 00:16:16,877
You're not telling me he couldn't do better.

273
00:16:16,927 --> 00:16:21,711
A word from the wise. Get your stuff out,

274
00:16:21,712 --> 00:16:25,683
otherwise he'll have your stereo in his veins
before you can say, Dolby Surround Sound.

275
00:16:25,727 --> 00:16:27,957
All right, Frank. We're dealing with it.

276
00:16:28,007 --> 00:16:29,042
Yes, but when?

277
00:16:29,087 --> 00:16:32,397
Druggie, Kev. We're talking desperation,

278
00:16:32,447 --> 00:16:34,403
we're talking scum of the earth.

279
00:16:34,447 --> 00:16:38,520
No, thing is, l can't. l ain't got a van or anything.

280
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:41,035
Wait, no problem. Eamonn!

281
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,476
Eamonn! How do you fancy

282
00:16:43,527 --> 00:16:46,758
being this lady's knight in shining armour?

283
00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:49,879
Depends. ls there a pint in it for me?

284
00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:53,158
Spunk face, bucket of spunk,
what else do you do?

285
00:16:53,207 --> 00:16:54,686
Piss flaps.

286
00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:57,480
Donkey dick... Donkey dick!

287
00:16:57,527 --> 00:16:59,358
Come on.

288
00:16:59,407 --> 00:17:01,363
l want to show you something.

289
00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:05,278
Bucket!
SHE LAUGHS

290
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,160
You ready?

291
00:17:10,207 --> 00:17:11,276
Yeah.

292
00:17:11,327 --> 00:17:14,205
Three, two, one.

293
00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:19,881
What am l looking at?

294
00:17:19,927 --> 00:17:22,600
The most beautiful place in the world.

295
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,646
What, that?

296
00:17:25,687 --> 00:17:27,518
To other people,

297
00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:29,956
it's just a gas tower,

298
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,316
but to me, it's...awesome.

299
00:17:34,647 --> 00:17:37,081
Beauty's everywhere.

300
00:17:37,127 --> 00:17:39,721
Just depends whether
you choose to see it.

301
00:17:45,247 --> 00:17:47,920
Boner! Sorry, sorry.

302
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,798
Don't apologise.

303
00:17:49,847 --> 00:17:51,917
That's what makes you who you are.

304
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,805
Craig must be off his head.

305
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:09,835
How can he live without that?

306
00:18:12,127 --> 00:18:14,118
Let's go back to yours.

307
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,522
Er...what's all this?!

308
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:25,876
A few home comforts.

309
00:18:25,927 --> 00:18:28,646
Sneaked in while Jack were out.

310
00:18:28,687 --> 00:18:30,917
Don't look at me, it were Frank's idea.

311
00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:33,037
Figures, might've known
you'd stick your nose in!

312
00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:36,477
Goodness of me heart!
Rescue mission, damsel in distress!

313
00:18:36,527 --> 00:18:39,405
You'll stay for a smoke, won't you? Few drinks?

314
00:18:39,447 --> 00:18:41,642
Top, yeah.

315
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:44,724
Don't mind, do ya? Blondie?

316
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:48,883
Time's up, Kev.

317
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:54,042
For fuck's sake!

318
00:18:54,087 --> 00:18:57,841
(Frank) Down from that castle, Rapunzel.
Let down your golden hair.

319
00:19:01,887 --> 00:19:03,366
Ow!

320
00:19:03,407 --> 00:19:04,442
Toss!

321
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,085
Suck me cock!

322
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,640
Sorry.

323
00:19:23,687 --> 00:19:29,125
Craig, maybe you've got it wrong,
maybe she really likes him!

324
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:32,523
l know he's got his problems,
but he's a good-looking bloke.

325
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:36,321
l've known her a lot longer than you,
and she's sticking the knife in.

326
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:37,800
By pulling Marty?

327
00:19:40,007 --> 00:19:41,759
Kinky boots!

328
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,799
Just her presence in this house,
it's like poison.

329
00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:48,680
Let her shag him!
Let her scream the house down!

330
00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:50,319
Why should you care?

331
00:19:52,487 --> 00:19:54,125
See?

332
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,158
This is exactly what she wants.

333
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:08,804
l can't get me... Get your top off.

334
00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:09,836
What?!

335
00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:12,720
l can't do this.

336
00:20:14,607 --> 00:20:16,563
My head's all over the place.

337
00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:18,802
We can wait. We don't have to rush it.

338
00:20:18,847 --> 00:20:20,326
lt isn't that. lt's just...

339
00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:28,442
l like you, and l've had a great time, but...

340
00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:30,159
it's Craig.

341
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,675
What about him?

342
00:20:32,727 --> 00:20:35,639
- He's still my husband, Marty.
- l thought it were all over.

343
00:20:35,687 --> 00:20:38,485
We've been married eight years.

344
00:20:38,527 --> 00:20:43,885
lt's comfort more than passion,
but you can't just turn it off.

345
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,556
lt's all such a mess.

346
00:20:58,887 --> 00:21:01,117
You still shagging him?

347
00:21:03,127 --> 00:21:04,879
You mustn't tell Fiona.

348
00:21:04,927 --> 00:21:07,361
Promise me, you won't tell Fiona.

349
00:21:14,967 --> 00:21:16,958
Marty! No!

350
00:21:17,007 --> 00:21:18,884
Do you want her or not?

351
00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:22,203
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- Him! Fucking Casanova!

352
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:24,442
Stringing you both along,
wanting it every which way!

353
00:21:24,487 --> 00:21:26,443
- What have you told him?
- Nothing!

354
00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:27,476
She told me the truth.

355
00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:28,437
What fucking truth?

356
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,478
About him and her.

357
00:21:31,687 --> 00:21:34,645
He's still shagging her.
Even though he don't even want her.

358
00:21:34,687 --> 00:21:35,722
You lying...

359
00:21:35,767 --> 00:21:39,077
Stay away from her,
l'll break both your fucking legs!

360
00:21:39,127 --> 00:21:43,325
Fiona, he's messing you around,
he's messing everyone around.

361
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:48,202
lt's not fair, cos l could make her
happy, and he don't even love her.

362
00:21:50,807 --> 00:21:52,877
When did you last sleep with him?

363
00:21:52,927 --> 00:21:53,723
Fiona!

364
00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:57,601
We're having this out.
Tell me, when did you last sleep with him?

365
00:21:57,647 --> 00:22:02,038
- l'm not looking to hurt you.
- When did you last sleep with him?

366
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:04,555
Last week, last month, last year?

367
00:22:04,607 --> 00:22:06,802
She's telling the truth!

368
00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:09,884
Marty, open your eyes.
She's trying to break us up.

369
00:22:09,927 --> 00:22:11,724
She's fucking using ya.

370
00:22:11,767 --> 00:22:14,600
She's not. She wouldn't.

371
00:22:14,647 --> 00:22:15,921
We've kissed.

372
00:22:18,607 --> 00:22:22,077
Do you think somebody like her
would be interested in a freak like you?

373
00:22:22,127 --> 00:22:23,082
< Craig!

374
00:22:23,127 --> 00:22:26,358
She is! Tell him!
Tell him how you feel about me!

375
00:22:33,327 --> 00:22:34,919
Oh, shit! >

376
00:22:34,967 --> 00:22:36,798
< Jesus, the baby!

377
00:22:37,847 --> 00:22:40,407
- Baby?!
- l'll go and get an ambulance.

378
00:22:40,447 --> 00:22:43,519
l knew it. You're going to leave me, aren't you?

379
00:22:46,287 --> 00:22:48,084
lt's like bedlam out here!

380
00:22:48,127 --> 00:22:49,242
Wait!

381
00:22:49,287 --> 00:22:50,686
What's all the racket?

382
00:22:50,727 --> 00:22:53,036
lt's nothing. lt's OK.

383
00:22:53,087 --> 00:22:56,363
Tell Craig forget about the ambulance.

384
00:22:56,407 --> 00:22:58,841
Leave me alone!

385
00:22:58,887 --> 00:23:00,366
Please, come back.

386
00:23:00,367 --> 00:23:02,467
Marty, look...

387
00:23:04,627 --> 00:23:06,583
I am a good person...

388
00:23:15,007 --> 00:23:16,599
Prick!

389
00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:32,318
Spunk face!

390
00:24:14,927 --> 00:24:16,440
Oh, no.

391
00:24:29,047 --> 00:24:32,756
- l'm only helping cos we wanna get rid of it.
- Fiona!

392
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:35,957
He's torn his mantra!

393
00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:38,157
He's in court on Monday!

394
00:24:38,207 --> 00:24:42,041
l'm going on holiday,
what do you want me to do about it?

395
00:24:42,087 --> 00:24:43,406
< What's up with your sulky chops?

396
00:24:43,447 --> 00:24:44,675
l'm moving out.

397
00:24:44,727 --> 00:24:47,878
l'm not stepping foot in that house
until my idiot husband gets rid of

398
00:24:47,927 --> 00:24:49,724
that STUPlD BlTCH!

399
00:24:49,767 --> 00:24:52,486
The house is covered in tat.

400
00:24:52,527 --> 00:24:55,041
Can l stay at yours, Fiona?

401
00:24:55,087 --> 00:24:56,998
You can have my room till l get back.

402
00:24:57,047 --> 00:24:58,196
Who's your mate?

403
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,966
Alfred. He's the only bloke l can rely on.

404
00:25:03,527 --> 00:25:06,166
(All) Bye!

405
00:25:13,047 --> 00:25:14,719
- For fuck's sake!
- Craig, don't!

406
00:25:14,767 --> 00:25:18,316
What is it with you, eh? Don't you
think you've caused enough damage?

407
00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:21,245
Go home,
because l'm going on holiday with Fiona

408
00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:23,323
and there's nothing you can say to alter that.

409
00:25:23,367 --> 00:25:25,085
Craig.

410
00:25:27,207 --> 00:25:28,799
Your dad's dead.

411
00:25:45,967 --> 00:25:47,525
Ta.

412
00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:52,561
Three years he's been in that home.

413
00:25:52,607 --> 00:25:55,246
Hanging on and hanging on.

414
00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:57,403
Trust him to pick this week to go.

415
00:25:58,967 --> 00:26:01,800
My dad died the day l passed my driving test.

416
00:26:01,847 --> 00:26:04,964
Still, meant l got his Citroen!

417
00:26:11,087 --> 00:26:12,805
Were you close?

418
00:26:12,847 --> 00:26:14,917
Used to be.

419
00:26:14,967 --> 00:26:17,481
Best mates.

420
00:26:17,527 --> 00:26:19,836
But then his head went west.

421
00:26:19,887 --> 00:26:22,162
Dementia.

422
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:25,882
Last few months he started calling me Rupert.

423
00:26:28,047 --> 00:26:32,006
lt's a terrible thing, losing your father.

424
00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:35,524
Grandad's still alive!

425
00:26:35,567 --> 00:26:41,244
l know, l'm just saying, it's a
terrible thing losing your father.

426
00:26:41,287 --> 00:26:43,642
Marty's tablets.

427
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:45,564
For his hypermania.

428
00:26:45,607 --> 00:26:47,518
He needs to take two twice a day.

429
00:26:47,567 --> 00:26:50,843
Does no-one care?

430
00:26:54,127 --> 00:26:56,925
Still, there's an upside.

431
00:26:56,967 --> 00:27:01,643
House is mine now, innit?
So once l flog that off, no more Sue.

432
00:27:12,127 --> 00:27:15,642
l feel like l don't even know him.
l've got his baby inside me,

433
00:27:15,687 --> 00:27:19,123
and it's like there's this whole other world -

434
00:27:19,167 --> 00:27:21,158
wife, dad...

435
00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:23,004
that l've never even been a part of.

436
00:27:23,047 --> 00:27:25,038
Give it chance.

437
00:27:25,087 --> 00:27:26,520
lt takes time.

438
00:27:26,567 --> 00:27:30,719
l know! That's the one thing we haven't got.

439
00:27:30,767 --> 00:27:34,316
l just wish we'd had a bit more time
before all this had happened.

440
00:27:46,127 --> 00:27:47,401
Cool.

441
00:27:50,447 --> 00:27:53,086
Sorry, Fiona, l've got to go to mine.

442
00:28:34,327 --> 00:28:36,795
- Show me your arms!
- You mad bitch!

443
00:28:36,847 --> 00:28:39,281
Show me your arms, you druggie cow!

444
00:28:39,327 --> 00:28:41,363
Get off me! Get off me!

445
00:28:47,367 --> 00:28:48,846
(Oh, yes.)

446
00:28:54,047 --> 00:28:55,241
(Fiona) How did it go with the undertaker?

447
00:28:55,287 --> 00:29:01,078
Sister's shafted me. She'd arranged
a burial when he wanted a cremation.

448
00:29:01,127 --> 00:29:05,439
We stayed up one night, talking,
he told me exactly what he wanted -

449
00:29:05,487 --> 00:29:07,557
a big party with people enjoying themselves,

450
00:29:07,607 --> 00:29:10,724
not me and my sister stood round the coffin
looking fuckin' mournful.

451
00:29:21,287 --> 00:29:22,686
Guess where they've come from.

452
00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:23,876
A diabetic.

453
00:29:23,927 --> 00:29:25,565
Kelly Marie's bag.

454
00:29:25,607 --> 00:29:28,440
They probably belong to dog boy -
Jack Russell.

455
00:29:28,487 --> 00:29:32,765
l've just seen her scoring.
Tenner says that's why he kicked her out.

456
00:29:32,807 --> 00:29:36,641
You can accuse our Kel of a lot
of things, but she's not a junkie!

457
00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:39,201
She's wafer thin, always skint,

458
00:29:39,247 --> 00:29:41,556
and when was the last time
she wore a sleeveless top?

459
00:29:41,607 --> 00:29:45,156
l know you don't like her,
but that's my little sister

460
00:29:45,207 --> 00:29:47,960
and she's not into fuckin' skag!

461
00:29:48,007 --> 00:29:50,441
We'll see about that.

462
00:29:51,647 --> 00:29:54,002
Oi, what are you on about?

463
00:29:54,047 --> 00:29:55,799
She's going cold turkey.

464
00:30:07,007 --> 00:30:08,520
Open the fucking door!

465
00:30:10,287 --> 00:30:12,881
Stupid blonde bitch!

466
00:30:15,007 --> 00:30:17,840
Can you fuckin' hear me?

467
00:30:22,167 --> 00:30:25,443
(Crowd chants) Jump! Jump! Jump!

468
00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:41,322
Give us a beer, love.

469
00:30:41,367 --> 00:30:43,642
D'you want a beer, Craig?

470
00:30:43,687 --> 00:30:47,043
You can have a beer,
but you don't normally.

471
00:30:47,087 --> 00:30:49,601
Yeah, like l can never have a drink!

472
00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:56,727
We should get Carol playing the guitar! >

473
00:30:56,767 --> 00:31:00,999
Quick, it's Marty! He's gonna
chuck himself off Sandringham House!

474
00:31:14,327 --> 00:31:15,806
Marty!

475
00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:21,237
No, Debbie! Debbie, no!

476
00:31:21,287 --> 00:31:23,039
l'm going up!

477
00:31:24,127 --> 00:31:26,118
- Get off us!
- Let us past!

478
00:31:38,207 --> 00:31:39,322
STAY BACK!

479
00:31:39,367 --> 00:31:41,881
Marty, come away from the edge.

480
00:31:51,487 --> 00:31:52,397
What's up?

481
00:31:52,447 --> 00:31:54,881
l'm scared of heights.

482
00:31:54,927 --> 00:31:56,485
Let me do the talking.

483
00:31:56,527 --> 00:31:58,518
GET BACK!

484
00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:04,606
Them people down there -

485
00:32:04,647 --> 00:32:08,196
they'd love to see you try and fly.

486
00:32:08,247 --> 00:32:11,876
You'd be the talk of the town
for about half an hour.

487
00:32:11,927 --> 00:32:14,077
Don't you think your life's
worth more than that?

488
00:32:14,127 --> 00:32:15,799
Cornflakes!

489
00:32:15,847 --> 00:32:19,726
l just want to be like everybody else!

490
00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:23,919
Cos that fucker's right! l'm a freak!

491
00:32:23,967 --> 00:32:26,322
Do you know how that feels? Do ya?

492
00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:32,603
Yeah, look at ya. Yeah, come on!

493
00:32:32,647 --> 00:32:34,683
Human misery.

494
00:32:34,727 --> 00:32:36,445
You can't get enough of it!

495
00:32:36,487 --> 00:32:38,603
Eh? Willing a bloke

496
00:32:38,647 --> 00:32:40,603
to chuck himself to his death

497
00:32:40,647 --> 00:32:44,606
so that you can have a bit
of fuckin' entertainment.

498
00:32:45,967 --> 00:32:49,801
Serves you right if he lands on
your heads, you brainless cunts.

499
00:32:49,847 --> 00:32:52,407
Yeah, jump, yeah, jump, come on!

500
00:32:53,967 --> 00:32:55,320
Just...

501
00:32:55,367 --> 00:32:57,358
stay away, Debs.

502
00:32:57,407 --> 00:32:59,045
l mean it.

503
00:33:00,607 --> 00:33:02,245
No.

504
00:33:02,287 --> 00:33:06,997
Because if you're going, Marty,
l want you to know three things.

505
00:33:07,047 --> 00:33:11,325
And you're not jumping off this
building until you've heard them.

506
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,363
We all love ya.

507
00:33:14,407 --> 00:33:15,886
Fuck!

508
00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:21,481
You're not a freak. You've got Tourette's.

509
00:33:21,527 --> 00:33:25,406
Craig is really upset that
he called you that. Aren't ya?

510
00:33:29,767 --> 00:33:32,645
You're the best thing
that's ever happened to Sue.

511
00:33:32,687 --> 00:33:35,406
She just doesn't know it yet.

512
00:33:40,367 --> 00:33:42,119
Debbie's right, Marty.

513
00:33:42,167 --> 00:33:44,476
She just needs someone to love her.

514
00:33:46,047 --> 00:33:49,881
She's an unhappy person,
but she weren't always like that.

515
00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:51,645
She's got a good heart.

516
00:33:54,127 --> 00:33:55,765
She'd be lucky to have you.

517
00:34:07,807 --> 00:34:10,275
l don't want to go back to prison.

518
00:34:24,247 --> 00:34:25,475
(Veronica) Nice one, Debbie!

519
00:34:25,527 --> 00:34:27,438
Show's over.

520
00:34:27,487 --> 00:34:31,082
Yeah, go on, fuck off,
you bunch of freaks! Tossers!

521
00:34:47,327 --> 00:34:49,966
He was a great bloke, Fiona.

522
00:34:50,007 --> 00:34:51,963
He was always there for me.

523
00:34:53,527 --> 00:34:55,006
Whatever.

524
00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:07,524
lf l can do half as well with
our kid as he did with me, then...

525
00:35:09,647 --> 00:35:12,207
..l reckon l'll be all right.

526
00:35:22,007 --> 00:35:25,795
l'm a good human being
(with a great deal to offer.)

527
00:35:25,847 --> 00:35:27,166
(l'm a good human being...)

528
00:35:28,287 --> 00:35:29,845
Yeah?

529
00:35:32,607 --> 00:35:34,882
Big day tomorrow, Marty.

530
00:35:34,927 --> 00:35:39,079
Yeah, l'm just trying it on,
so l've got everything perfect.

531
00:35:39,127 --> 00:35:41,687
Make sure you get a good night's sleep.

532
00:35:41,727 --> 00:35:43,843
You want to be fresh in court.

533
00:35:50,847 --> 00:35:54,044
l'm a good human being

534
00:35:54,087 --> 00:35:56,681
with a great deal to offer.

535
00:35:56,727 --> 00:35:58,206
l'm a good human being...

536
00:36:21,407 --> 00:36:24,319
l'm sorry, l never meant to hurt you.

537
00:36:39,527 --> 00:36:41,722
l don't know what l'm doing!

538
00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:42,916
Sorry.

539
00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:45,959
lt's all right.

540
00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:51,398
Puppies.

541
00:37:10,487 --> 00:37:14,844
Let me out, you fucking bastards!

542
00:37:14,887 --> 00:37:17,276
Veronica, l need a shit.

543
00:37:17,327 --> 00:37:18,999
Go next door.

544
00:37:19,047 --> 00:37:22,244
You can't keep her in there forever,
she'll starve to death!

545
00:37:22,287 --> 00:37:25,085
She can come out
when she admits what she is.

546
00:37:25,127 --> 00:37:27,118
A dirty addict!

547
00:37:34,727 --> 00:37:37,764
Oh, shut your fucking whining!

548
00:38:16,487 --> 00:38:18,284
(Fucking hell.)

549
00:38:19,887 --> 00:38:21,605
How are you feeling?

550
00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:24,115
Go fuck yourself.

551
00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:26,283
Tools of the trade.

552
00:38:26,327 --> 00:38:28,841
Only one thing missing.

553
00:38:28,887 --> 00:38:30,718
Not that you'll be wanting it.

554
00:38:32,607 --> 00:38:33,835
Kel!

555
00:38:34,887 --> 00:38:37,526
Fuck's sake, Kel.

556
00:38:37,567 --> 00:38:39,762
Got to get you some help.

557
00:38:42,847 --> 00:38:44,519
A bag'd be a start.

558
00:39:07,487 --> 00:39:09,876
(Kev) Careful with that, though, Kel.

559
00:39:09,927 --> 00:39:13,044
We use that on the curries. lt's red hot.

560
00:39:24,687 --> 00:39:25,836
Take me home.

561
00:39:25,887 --> 00:39:28,003
(Veronica) l'll call the doctor.

562
00:39:34,127 --> 00:39:38,643
l can't believe he's gone AWOL again.
What is the matter with him?

563
00:39:38,687 --> 00:39:42,123
Don't look at me! They all blame the mothers.

564
00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:47,525
l have done my best, Fiona.
God knows l have tried my best.

565
00:39:47,567 --> 00:39:49,558
You'll see when you have your own.

566
00:39:51,247 --> 00:39:53,238
What's happening, where's Marty?

567
00:39:54,927 --> 00:39:57,566
Why would he do this to me?

568
00:39:57,607 --> 00:39:59,484
What if he sneaked out early?

569
00:39:59,527 --> 00:40:02,599
He might've needed some time
to himself, get his head clear.

570
00:40:02,647 --> 00:40:06,401
lan's right, he might've
just gone to court by himself.

571
00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:09,245
At least if we're there
we might be able to stall things.

572
00:40:09,287 --> 00:40:11,437
There's no point sitting round here.

573
00:40:11,487 --> 00:40:15,002
Hang on, hadn't someone
better wait here just in case?

574
00:40:15,047 --> 00:40:16,036
l'll wait.

575
00:40:16,087 --> 00:40:18,601
Don't you want to go to court
in case he shows up?

576
00:40:18,647 --> 00:40:20,399
l've tried my best.

577
00:40:23,567 --> 00:40:24,966
What are you doing here?

578
00:40:25,007 --> 00:40:26,645
Come to pay my respects.

579
00:40:26,687 --> 00:40:29,918
Yeah. Someone mentioned the free bar.

580
00:40:50,487 --> 00:40:51,556
lt's freezing in here!

581
00:40:51,607 --> 00:40:54,041
Boiler's bust.

582
00:40:54,087 --> 00:40:56,999
Just have to keep each other warm, then.

583
00:41:05,047 --> 00:41:08,039
l wish we could stay here all day.
Cunnilingus!

584
00:41:09,647 --> 00:41:11,126
We can.

585
00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:13,044
Well, till the funeral, but...

586
00:41:13,087 --> 00:41:15,282
that gives us...

587
00:41:15,327 --> 00:41:16,806
four hours.

588
00:41:32,767 --> 00:41:36,157
lf he's not gonna show, we should go
to yours and get the ale flowing!

589
00:41:36,207 --> 00:41:37,845
Frank!

590
00:41:37,887 --> 00:41:40,845
Solicitor says he can't stall it any longer.

591
00:41:40,887 --> 00:41:44,323
lf he's not here in two minutes,
they'll file it as a no-show.

592
00:41:44,367 --> 00:41:46,517
They'll put him away.

593
00:41:46,567 --> 00:41:51,322
All that bleedin' effort and
they're just gonna put him inside.

594
00:42:05,247 --> 00:42:07,317
Oh, God, Marty.

595
00:42:08,367 --> 00:42:12,883
Last time l've come like that,
it's been battery-operated.

596
00:42:21,807 --> 00:42:23,957
What you doing tomorrow night?

597
00:42:25,367 --> 00:42:27,119
'No!'

598
00:42:27,167 --> 00:42:28,566
Eh, come here.

599
00:42:28,607 --> 00:42:30,199
He's here!

600
00:42:30,247 --> 00:42:33,159
Look at that, runs like a dream.

601
00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:37,966
Sorry!

602
00:42:39,127 --> 00:42:41,357
Where've you been, spudhead?

603
00:42:41,407 --> 00:42:43,079
Overslept, that's all.

604
00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:47,279
Court two. Your solicitor's name is
Tom Vickers, you've got 30 seconds.

605
00:42:47,327 --> 00:42:48,521
Good luck.

606
00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:50,922
(All) Waaay!

607
00:42:54,047 --> 00:42:55,765
Thanks, Debs.

608
00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:57,957
l love a happy ending.

609
00:42:59,527 --> 00:43:02,758
(Frank) Will this piece of shit
make it to yours, Craig?

610
00:43:03,687 --> 00:43:05,245
Craig! >

611
00:43:23,887 --> 00:43:26,276
l'd like to propose a toast.

612
00:43:28,527 --> 00:43:30,483
Here's to a good man.

613
00:43:30,527 --> 00:43:33,246
He deserves kind words today.

614
00:43:34,807 --> 00:43:36,798
And eternal happiness.

615
00:43:37,887 --> 00:43:39,957
To Marty's freedom!

616
00:43:40,287 --> 00:43:42,960
(All) To Marty's freedom!

617
00:43:48,367 --> 00:43:50,722
< Congratulations, Marty boy.

618
00:43:52,087 --> 00:43:55,204
There you are, Marty, mate.

619
00:43:55,247 --> 00:43:59,081
Look at her face. Serves her right
for stitching me dad up.

620
00:43:59,127 --> 00:44:03,245
He just wanted a cremation.
Promised to sprinkle him on the County pitch.

621
00:44:03,287 --> 00:44:04,640
Burial?

622
00:44:04,687 --> 00:44:07,042
He was fucking claustrophobic.

623
00:44:21,527 --> 00:44:23,518
Ladies and gentlemen, >

624
00:44:23,567 --> 00:44:28,243
if you'd like to make your way out
to your waiting cars now, please.

625
00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:37,998
Jesus fucking Christ!

626
00:44:47,207 --> 00:44:48,401
Fucking hell!

627
00:44:48,447 --> 00:44:50,324
Fuck!

628
00:45:04,167 --> 00:45:07,045
(Fiona) Marty, what have you done?

629
00:45:21,567 --> 00:45:23,637
Craig!

630
00:45:25,527 --> 00:45:28,087
< What'd l tell you? Fucking spudhead!

631
00:45:28,127 --> 00:45:31,324
Everyone should go the way they wanna go.

632
00:45:42,287 --> 00:45:44,642
An hour out of court and you're pulling this?

633
00:45:44,687 --> 00:45:47,997
His dad wanted a cremation!

634
00:45:48,047 --> 00:45:49,924
Get hold of that, our Trace!

635
00:45:51,887 --> 00:45:54,845
We should have a drink, shouldn't we?

636
00:45:54,887 --> 00:45:57,640
l've just had that bastard MOT'd!

637
00:46:00,087 --> 00:46:01,679
Holy camoly!

638
00:46:01,727 --> 00:46:05,322
(Debbie) 'Thousands of pounds
of cognitive therapy,

639
00:46:05,367 --> 00:46:09,155
'and all Marty really wanted
was someone he could love.

640
00:46:09,207 --> 00:46:13,598
'Which, when you think about it,
is all anyone really wants.'

641
00:46:15,499 --> 00:46:20,499
'Which, when you think about it,
is all anyone really wants.'

642
00:46:23,599 --> 00:46:27,499
Next Time:

643
00:46:27,267 --> 00:46:29,523
Steve's back!

644
00:46:43,627 --> 00:46:47,119
Tell him to stay the fuck away
from me, you or any of us!

645
00:46:47,167 --> 00:46:50,796
l shot him! OK? lt was me, all right?

646
00:47:43,167 --> 00:47:43,724
Morning.

647
00:47:43,767 --> 00:47:45,359
Morning.

648
00:47:49,487 --> 00:47:51,796
Thought you might want a brew.