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翻译：米小勒 DustD
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我操 Fuck!
这印记写的啥 Hey what's the ink?
"赠予痛苦的人会得到祝福" "Blessed is he who bestows pain."
翻译：辰星晓Reginamoon 阿春
试试这首诗 Try this piece of poetry.
它会让你心醉神迷 It'll blow your mind.
翻译： 大叔酱 木浅熏 洗七里
这玩意在这干嘛 What the hell is this doin' here?
你必须把它深深地埋在 You have to bury it deep,
你旅途开始的地方 deep below the place where your journey began.
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那我们就回去结束这一切 Let's go back there and end it all.
时间轴 ：想念Gallifrey的wholock 林卡
胆小鬼们大家好 Hello pussies!
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看来说的不太成功 That didn't work.
你必须得用坎达里安匕首 You have to use the Kandarian Dagger
毁它脸面 to de-face the book.
[咒语] Kumaarizma.
巴勃罗 Pablo!
你不知道自己在干什么 You have no idea what you're doin'!
帮帮忙啊 Help!
做点什么 Do something!
我当然知道自己在干什么 Of course I know what I'm doing.
这书是我写的 I wrote this book.
快帮帮他们啊 Help them! Help them!
这书是你写的吗 You wrote it?
拜托 Come on!
巴勃罗 你要冷静 Pablo stay calm.
-你是说这一切玩意吗 -我们会帮你弄下来的... - You mean like, the whole thing? - We're gonna get it off--
没错 既然你现在把它交还给了我 Yes, and now that you've returned it to me,
这里的一切都将被释放回世间 everything in here will be let loose upon the world.
那我们岂不成了狡猾的小婊砸吗 Well, aren't we the tricky little bitch.
请帮我把它从我的脸上拿开 Please, help get it off my face!
宝贝 我都想死你了 Baby, I've missed ya!
矮油 看来哥甩你甩的正是时候啊 Wow, I dumped you at just the right time.
亲爱的 别说话 快吻我 Pucker up and give me a kiss!
吻你马勒戈壁 Fat fuckin' chance!
哎呦卧槽 Oh, oh, shit!
死了死了 Oh shit!
凯丽 请帮帮我 Kelly, please, help!
把它从我脸上弄走 Get it off of my face!
滚远点儿 Stay back,
他是我的人了 he's mine!
不 No!
凯丽 凯丽 Kelly! Kelly!
来啊 Come on!
我要吞噬掉你的灵魂 I'm gonna swallow your soul!
阿曼达 无论你何时再回忆起我们 Amanda, whenever you think about us,
估计你会想要忘掉这一段 you might wanna forget this part!
巴勃罗 Pablo?
巴勃罗 Pablo?!
完蛋了 Aw, crap.
鬼玩人
之
阿什斗鬼
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哦了 Okay.
那位女士不仅拿了我的书 还挟持了巴勃罗 That lady has my book, and she has my Pablo.
我得去救他 I gotta save him.
我不能再失去我所关心的人了 I'm not losin' anybody else I care about.
你说的人也包括我对吧 That includes me, right?
当然 Of course.
还有...我吧 And, and me.
额... 有啊 Um, yeah.
当然 你就记得跟她待近点儿就好 Yeah sure, just, you know, stay close to her.
下面到底发生了什么事情 What the hell is happenin' down there?
我不知道 I have no idea.
书店的那家伙说 Guy at the bookstore said
死灵之书的撰写人是黑暗者 The Necronomicon was written by The Dark Ones.
那也就是我们打交道的对象 So, that's what we're dealin' with.
黑暗者吗 The Dark Ones?
这绰号起得可不咋地 That's a rough nickname.
是啊 但至少他们够诚实 Yeah, well, at least they're honest.
我们都清楚她不是在下头做好事 We know she's not down there startin' a charity.
她要使用那本书 鬼知道会召唤出什么 She's gonna take that book, and summon who knows what.
比如更多恶魔吗 What, like more, more demons?
对 恶魔啊 魔鬼啊 Yeah, demons, devils,
在夜间出没的玩意儿 things that go bump in the night.
好了 我要下去了 All right, I'm goin' down there.
凯丽 另一个妹子 Kelly, other girl,
你们留在这儿 看着这扇门 you stay here and guard this door,
确保它一直是开着的 make sure it stays open.
我以前在底下被缠住过 I've been stuck down there before,
倒也不至于说是群魔乱舞啦 and it's not exactly Mardi Gras.
不行 我要跟你一起 No, I'm coming with you.
不行 你不能来 这是个馊点子 No, you're not. That's a bad idea.
不 单刀赴会才是馊点子 No, it's a bad idea to go alone.
拜托 Come on.
她留这儿没事的 She can walk fine.
下面的巴勃罗也是我兄弟 That's my Pablo down there too.
阿什... Ash...
我会一枪正中那人高马大的贱人的脸 I'm gonna pop that tall bitch right in the face.
好吧 我们来了结这件事 Okay... let's end this.
也许只是只耗子 谁知道呢 Oh, maybe it was just a rat. Who knows?
阿什 Ash!
这他妈... What the fuck... ?
这他妈什么呀 "The fuck" What?
莉莉 莉莉斯 Lilly, Lilith,
呃 安娜·梅... mm, Anna Mae... ?
-露西 -对哦 - Lucy. - Oh yeah.
我老是记不住名字 I never would have got that.
来嘛 Come on.
你到底还要不要向我念你的诗了 Are you gonna read your poetry to me, or what?
你是说这里面的诗吗 You mean this?
你说过你会念的 You said you would.
好不好嘛 Please?
我也不知道 Yeah, I don't know.
我想我已经向你读过这里面的诗了 不是吗 Uh, I think I already read this to you, didn't I?
-没有啦 -没有吗 - No... - No?
读过的话 我想我会记得的 I think I'd remember that.
等等 Wait a minute.
你认为这一切有可能只是个梦而已吗 You think this could all just be a dream then?
什么一切啊 All what?
念出书中的文字 人们被附身 Uh, reading from the book, people gettin' possessed,
拿出电锯 火枪 bringin' out the chainsaw, the boomstick,
到处砍人 choppin' people up.
我完全不知道那都是些什么 I don't know about any of that.
听起来没啥意思 Doesn't sound like fun.
甭废话了 小可爱 Yeah, no shit, doll-face.
我就是那负责砍人的 I was doin' the choppin'.
那么... So then...
你不想向我念这本书了吗 you don't wanna read that book to me?
当然不想了 Oh, hell no.
那就不要念 Then don't.
妈了个蛋的 Shit on a biscuit!
语言挺生动嘛 Colorful language.
你一直都擅长玩弄文字 You've always been good with words.
别装得像是熟悉我似得 Don't act like you know me.
可我确实熟悉 Oh, but I do.
很久之前 你出现在了我的书中 See one day long ago, you appeared in my book.
老大 El Jefe.
你应该叫老大先生 That's Mister Jefe to you.
我早知你会是那一个 And I knew, that you were the one
注定与我作对的人 who was destined to stand against me.
但是你故事的结局还没有写下 But the end of your story's not yet written.
阿什 你真的以为我想让你 Now Ash, do you really think that I want you,
还有你的小朋友们死吗 and your little friends to die?
没错 Yes?
错了 No.
我只是想让事情回到原先的状态 I just want things to go back to the way they were,
让黑暗者统治地球上的邪恶力量 when The Dark Ones ruled over the evil forces on Earth.
我还想操《盖里甘的岛》里的玛丽·安呢 Yeah, well, I just wanna bang Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island,
但那不可能发生 but that ain't gonna happen.
世界已经混乱 我要规划新的秩序 The world is in chaos, and I want order.
将黑暗力量掌控在一人之手 To consolidate the dark forces under one ruler.
就是我 Me.
这么说你是好人了呗 Oh, so you're the good guy now?
怎么 你想像《教父》那样控制那些厉鬼吗 What, you wanna control all these demons like The Godfather?
没错 Exactly.
可我讨厌那部电影 Yeah, well, I hated that movie.
又长又无聊 大胸还不够多 Too long and boring, and not enough boobies.
我更喜欢《猛龙怪客》 I'm more of a Death Wish kinda guy.
你是挡在我面前的绊脚石 You are the one obstacle in my way.
出个价吧 So, what's your price?
你想要的到底是什么 What do you really want?
我想要什么 What do I want?
我想要结束这一切 I want this to be done.
我想要我过去四十年的生活... I want the last 40 years of my life--
十年的 10 years.
我想要我过去一年的生活变得有意义 I want the last years of my life to be worth living.
我想要每天晚上可以吃到20盎司的牛排 I want a 20 ounce steak every night for dinner.
上边有一小撮黄油 A little pad of butter right there.
我想要开了所有付费频道的有线电视 I want cable TV, with all the premium channels.
还有 杰克逊维尔 And Jacksonville.
杰克逊维尔
这里的鱼鲜肉美
拿去 Take it.
这些我都可以给你 I can give you all of that.
好吧 不不不 Oh, okay. No, no, no.
你只是想要用你那双大眼睛来诱骗我 You're just tryin' to beguile me with those radar eyes of yours.
我说你是在胡扯 I call bullshit!
你要说的应该是停战 What you should be calling is a truce.
放下你的武器 Lay down your weapons,
然后回到你的生活中去 and go back to your life.
我提供的是你想要的解除咒 I am offering you the undo button you wanted.
拿去吧 Take it.
停战 Truce?
我觉得也不错 I could get into that.
或者... Or...
我可以现在杀了你 I could kill you now!
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该死 Oh, oh, shit.
凯丽 快开门 Kelly! Open up!
帮我拉一下 Help me pull.
该死 Ah, shit!
天杀的 God damn it.
也许我该同意那交易 Maybe I should've taken that deal.
别担心 佩德罗 我马上去救你 Don't worry, Pedro, I'm comin' for ya!
巴勃罗 我是说巴勃罗 Ah, ah, Pablo, I meant Pablo.
天啊 我一定是磕坏脑袋了 Jesus, must've really whacked my beaner.
该死的 Ah, fuck!
打不开的 It's never gonna open.
我说能打开就能打开 Not if I have somethin' to say about it.
让开 Get out of the way.
该死 Oh, fuck!
-该死 -是那老家伙的血吗 - Fuck! - Is that the old guy's blood?
不 是这破木屋在整我们 No, it's the cabin fuckin' with us!
...许多年前 ...A number of years now
我开始和同事一起挖掘 since I began excavating the ruins of Kandar,
坎达尔的遗迹 with a group of my colleagues.
现在我妻子和我... Now my wife and I...
我们得离开这儿 凯丽 你听到了吗 We need to get out of here, Kelly, okay?
我们得离开 马上 We need to leave. Like now.
我讨厌这里 I hate this place!
所以我们赶紧走啊 Well, then let's just go!
你是嗑嗨了吗 Are you high?!
困在下面的是我的朋友 Those are my friends trapped down there.
我知道 但我们没必要一起困在下面 Yes, but we don't have to be, okay?!
我其实都不想来这儿 I didn't even wanna be here!
我连这次徒步都不想来 I didn't even want to go hiking!
我讨厌徒步 现在我们都得死在这儿了 I hate hiking, and now we're gonna die in here!
你难道不晓得吗 You realize it don't you?!
许多闪族人的丧葬习俗和葬礼... a volume of ancient Sumerian burial practices, and funerary...
天呐... 搞什么 Oh my... what?
额滴神啊 Oh my God!
给我镇定点 小婊砸 Get ahold of yourself, woman!
我一直想来那么一下的 Hey, you know I've always wanted to do that.
认真听我说 好吗 Real talk time. Okay?
说什么 Yeah?
我们留下 就能帮助阿什和巴勃罗 You stick here with me, we can help Ash and Pablo,
也许还有机会活到明天 and maybe have a chance to see tomorrow.
我们现在逃跑 世界就没明天了 We walk out now, and there won't be a tomorrow...
但我告诉你 but you know what?
即使嗝屁你也是具漂亮的尸体 You will make a really pretty corpse.
不许侮辱我 懂不 Don't talk down to me, all right?
我还要好好学习当洁牙师呢 I'm studying to be a dental hygienist,
我才不需要... and I don't need--
-救命... -希瑟 - Help--! - Heather!
希瑟 Heather!
凯丽 救我 Kelly, help me!
凯丽 Kelly!
救我 Help me!
阿什 来人啊 Ash, somebody!
凯丽 Kelly!
救救我 Help me, please!
求你了 不要 Please, no.
-我做不到 -你必须做到 - I can't do this. - You have to do this.
现在你就是死灵之书 You are the Ore Magnus Necronomicon.
求你了 Please?
求你杀了我吧 Please kill me now.
你会死的 You will be dead
只要我的孩子们得到自由 as soon as all my children are free.
你这是在搞什么鬼 露比 The fuck are you doin', Ruby?
神呀 Oh, God damn.
所以我才不要孩子 That's why I didn't have kids.
[咒语] Daknar Abomino,
[咒语] Abomino exitus.
那是什么鬼 The fuck was that?
希瑟 Heather!
救救我 它在攻击我 Help me! It's attacking me!
希瑟 你得把门打开 Heather, you gotta get to that door!
立即马上 Right now!
没用的 我会死在这里 No! I'm gonna die in here!
不会的 你听我说好吗 No, you're not! You listen to me, okay?
你能挺过来 You are gonna go on,
然后成为史上最好的洁牙师名垂英格兰 and be the best dental hygienist that ever lived in the history
或者名垂随便你老家是什么地方 of England, or wherever it is you're from!
该死 Shit!
希瑟 Heather!
希瑟 Heather?!
阿什已败 Ash has failed!
现在世界是属于我们的了 The world belongs to us now.
人类在劫难逃 Mankind is doomed,
至于你的小男友巴勃罗... and as for your boyfriend Pablo...
他不是我男朋友 He's not my boyfriend!
现在你我一对一了 It's just you and me now.
阿什 咱们上 Ash, let's do this.
人家是露比 人家是黑暗者 I'm Ruby, I'm The Dark One.
人家写了死灵之书 I wrote The Necronomicon.
知道吗 爷他妈不在乎 Yeah? I don't give a shit!
你搞出的烂摊子 You fucked things up worse
比我搞出过的所有烂摊子都更烂 女士 than I ever fucked things up lady,
你不知道装逼死全家吗 so fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
你猜怎么着 现在换我管事儿了 Guess what, there's a new sheriff in town.
死孩子真瘆人 Creepy kid.
你听着 我数到三 All right look, I'm gonna count to three.
你赶紧滚 懂吗 You better be gone. You got that?
一 One.
二 Two.
这他妈可是霰弹枪 小崽子 It's a fuckin' shotgun, kid!
最后的机会... Last chance...
三 Three.
滚下去 Get off me!
滚下去你个小熊崽子 Get off me you little shit!
这下中招了吧 Now I got ya.
得有人帮你洗洗嘴了 小崽子 Someone needs to wash your mouth out, kid.
那个人就是你爷爷我 And that someone is me.
照明信号弹
现在你能怎么办 What are you gonna do now, ha!
姐自制火焰喷射器 Homemade flamethrower.
巴勃罗会为我骄傲的 Pablo would be proud.
滋味儿怎么样 How does it feel?!
好了小朋友们 生日派对结束了 Okay kids, the birthday party is over.
居然这么好搞 Well, that was easy.
让咱们用一曲抹脖子之歌来谢幕吧 Okay, let's close the show with a little neck music.
赞 Yes!
燃烧吧 宝贝 Burn baby!
好吧 姐来了 Okay! Okay!
巴勃罗 你这他妈是干什么 Pablo, the hell are you doin'?
是我啊 It's me!
阿什... Ash...
我没有选择 I have no choice!
你死定了 阿什 You're a dead man, Ash.
停下 巴勃罗 我不想和你战斗 Don't, Pablo. I'm not gonna fight you.
我不想再失去任何人了 I don't wanna lose anybody else!
阿什 Ash?
阿什... Ash...
阿什 我... 我... Ash, I... I, I...
阿什 我仍然会杀了你 Ash, I'm still gonna kill you.
阿什 Ash?
巴勃罗 Pablo?
巴勃罗 停下 不要 Pablo, don't! Don't!
我不想伤害你 I don't wanna hurt you!
结束吧 It's over.
快动手吧 砍了我的头 Just do it! Behead me!
不 No!
把手放开 Let go my blade!
杀了我 求你了 Kill me, please!
-杀了我 -不 - Kill me! - No!
快动手 Kill me!
你忘了提醒我给电锯加油了 You forgot to remind me to gas her up!
巴勃罗 你个傻小子 Pablo, you beautiful idiot!
现在轮到你了 Now it's your turn.
下辈子 别做文盲了 In your next life, learn to read.
搞什么 What the hell?
你那个破烂玩具对我没用 Your stupid mortal toys mean nothing to me.
在我杀你之前 我的书还缺张新封面 But before I kill you, my book needs a new cover.
一张新的什么 A new what- what?
不 不 不 别是我 Oh, no, no, no! Not me!
哦 不 Oh, no!
别割我的脸 Not the face!
别特么割脸啊 Not the face!
等等 等等 等一下好不 Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
我只是很想知道 你丫是减肥了吗 I just gotta know, have you lost weight?
巴勃罗 Pablo!
看来 这把刀不能算是 Well, I guess this doesn't count
我的一件"破烂玩具"了吧 as one of my "Stupid mortal toys."
我会很享受这个过程的 露比 Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this, Ruby,
因为我可跟你 大不一样 cause I dislike you, a lot.
你赶紧把那傻逼书从我兄弟脸上拿开 You get that fucking book off my friend's face.
停下 Stop!
不然呢 Or what?
杀了我吗 Gonna kill me?
-你杀了我 他俩都得死 -巴勃罗 - You do it, and they're both dead. - Pablo!
阿什 阿什 救命啊 Ash! Ash, help!
我快把她杀了 I'm killing her!
在书杀完她之后 And after The Book has killed her,
他也得死 it'll kill him too.
你对此无计可施 Nothing you can do about it.
我可以杀了你 Except kill you.
或者 你可以接受这份协议 Or... you could take the deal.
好好考虑下吧 阿什 Think about it Ash.
你又弱又肥 年纪也大了 You are old, and fat and weak.
你不能一直这样下去 You cannot keep this up forever.
放下你的武器 回到你的生活中去 Lay down your weapons and go back to your life.
你内心很清楚 你我的目标是一致的 You know that deep down we both want the same thing.
不 我可不想摧毁整个人类 No, pretty sure I don't wanna destroy humanity.
我也不想摧毁任何东西 I don't wanna destroy anything.
我想要人类蓬勃发展 I want humanity to flourish.
没有善 就没有恶 Without good, there is no evil.
我只是要邪恶能够得到控制 I just want evil under control,
跟你一样 same as you.
不同的是 你从未主动想加入到这些事中 Difference is, you never signed up for any of this.
阿什 你的一生充满了悲剧 Ash, your entire life has been marked by tragedy,
绝望以及可悲的机能不全[断手] and desperation, and a woeful inadequacy.
意思我了解了 I get the idea.
那就接受这份协议 Just take the deal.
这是你一生梦寐以求的生活 It's what you've always wanted.
不 No.
现在关乎的已不再只有我自己的人生 It's not just about my life anymore.
我要他们的生活也回归正轨 I want their lives back too!
他们得跟我一起走 They're coming with me.
没问题 I can do that.
证明给我看 Prove it.
[咒语] Eximo Libellus.
好的 我们算谈成一半了 Okay, we're halfway there.
巴勃罗那儿也是 Pablo too.
我们达成协议了吗 Do we have a deal?
阿什 不要 Ash, no!
我生出来的那东西 它... What I let out there, it's...
它很可怕 it's terrible.
你...你不能就这样答应她 You, you, you can't just do this!
喂 我这么做可是为了你 Hey, I'm doin' this for you buddy,
也许你谢我一句会比较好 so a little thanks might be nice.
听着 她会像"教父"一样 Look, she's just gonna Godfather
管好所有的恶魔 all the demons together,
让世界变得更好 make the world a better place.
那逻辑貌似是错的啊 That logic seems wrong.
听着 这件事上你们就信我一次 Look, you're just gonna have to trust me on this one.
让她去做守门的 Let her be the gatekeeper.
这对我们所有人都好 It's better for all of us.
好吧 平凡的生活 在杰克逊维尔市 Okay, normal life, in Jacksonville,
我们三个人一起... the three of us...
再加上一万美元现金 and $10,000 in cash.
我又不是开银行的 I'm not a bank.
算油钱 明白吗 Gas money? You got that?
当然了 付点油钱天经地义 Oh, sure. For gas money.
是... Yea-
怎么了 What?
好吧... Okay...
但这个放我这里以防万一 but I'm keepin' this just for insurance.
停战 Truce.
不要 阿什 No, Ash!
你完全不明白外面有什么 You have no idea what's out there!
不要啊 No!
悠闲地钓鱼 Ah, good fishin'.
美丽的生活在等着我 That's what's out there.
我不敢相信你居然这么做了 I can't believe you did that.
必须可以 I can.
在倒了一辈子的霉之后 After a lifetime of gettin' the short end of the stick,
我终于走运了一次 I finally got the big end,
而且还是易如反掌地走了大运 宝贝儿 and I grabbed that big old stick by the balls, baby.
这是看待这件事的一种方式 That's one way to look at it.
但另一种 正确的方式 The other, correct way,
则是厉鬼将要统治世界了 is that evil's gonna take over the world.
你最近看过这世界的样子吗 You seen the world lately?
也没差了 Same diff.
而且露比说了她会控制住这一切的 Plus Ruby said she'd keep a lid on all this.
所以我们都会好好的 So we're all good.
只用吃吃睡睡 养尊处优就好了 Nothin' to do but eat, sleep, and live off the fat of the land.
这是一份紧急报告 This is an emergency report.
等等 等等 把声音开大点 Wait, wait, wait. Turn that up.
安特里姆郡的全体居民 请您留在家中 All residents in Antrim County, should stay in your homes.
再说一遍 请留在家中 I repeat, stay in your homes.
全市各处出现了大量的大陷坑... Massive sinkholes have been opening all over the city--
你们知道这些新闻的 Ah-ha, you know the news.
总是非常的负能量 It's always so depressing.
有人饿了吗 Who's hungry?
该去吃点公路旅行汉堡了 你们请客 Time for some road trip burgers, your treat!
杰克逊维尔市 我们来啦 Jacksonville, here we come!
欧耶 Oh yeah!