快看这个广告 Hey, check out this ad.
卡尔斯巴德要新开个水上乐园 They're opening a new water park in Carlsbad.
-应该很好玩哎 -要去你自己去 - That sounds like fun. - You go ahead.
我才不想从一个破管子里窜出来 I'd rather not be shot out of a tube
然后掉进一个 into a pool of water
小朋友在里面随便尿尿的池子里 filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine.
小时候我每次和我哥洗澡 You just described every one
都是这样的 of my childhood baths with my brother.
早啊 Morning.
蒂姆 你想不想去 Tim, wouldn't you like to go
卡尔斯巴德新开的水上乐园啊 to the new water park in Carlsbad?
你是说"嘘嘘世界"么 还是算了 You mean urine world? No, thank you.
好了 古先生 我会把账单放到你桌上 Ok, Mr.G, I'll put your bills on your desk,
这些是你订的杂志 and here are your magazines.
《美国武器》 American gun.
《美国弹药》 American ammunition.
《美国武器与弹药》 American gun and ammunition.
这个就叫《美国》 This one's just called America.
你吃完早饭之后 When you've finished your breakfast,
去把你床铺整理下 衣服也收拾好 go make your bed and pick up your clothes.
家里会有客人来小住几天 We have a houseguest coming.
谁要来住啊 Who's the houseguest?
我最好的朋友 沃利·达拉姆 My best friend. Wally Durham.
上周你不跟我说 You told me last week
沉默才是你最好的朋友么 that silence was your best friend.
我说沉默是我的爱人 I said silence was my lover.
沃利当初是我的指挥官 Wally was my commanding officer,
周六是纪念我们去越南服役的 and Saturday is the 40th reunion
第40次重聚晚会 of our tour of duty in 'nam.
话说 我和我以前的男朋友 You know, my old boyfriend and I
2年前骑自行车游览过越南 took a bike tour of Vietnam two years ago.
很美的国家 Beautiful country.
他们很喜欢同志 Very gay friendly.
我当时是船上的医生 I was a medic on a ship there.
通常都是给人们治淋病 Mostly treated people for the clap.
他们也很喜欢"互传淋病" Very clap friendly.
反正 周六晚上要来参加鸡尾酒会的 Anyway, about ten of us are meeting here
差不多有10个人 for a cocktail party Saturday night.
你得自觉闪人 You gotta make yourself scarce.
为啥我不能参加啊 Whoa. Why can't I come?
见见你的战友什么的 It'd be cool to hang out
我觉得挺好的啊 with some of your buddies from the war.
亨利 Henry.
这个聚会只准男人参加 This event is for men, and although
虽然你看上去是男人 但其实你就是个 you look like a man, actually you're a boy
披着体毛茂盛的男人皮的小正太 in a very hairy man's costume.
那这个遗传上的不幸我该感谢谁呢 And who do I have to thank for this genetic misfortune?
你老妈 Your mother.
你不会真想见10个跟你老爸 Do you really want to spend time with ten men
一模一样的男人吧 that are exactly like your father,
他们只会讨论妓女 telling stories about hookers,
疾病 和他们的"射击"对象 diseases, and things that they shot--
而且通常这三样都出现在同一个故事里 Oftentimes all three in the same story?
你肯定不想的 Of course not.
蒂姆 你想见见他们吗 Tim, would you like to meet the fellas?
古先生 十分相当非常地想啊 Mr. G, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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美国海军军歌《起锚进行曲》
*起锚吧 我的伙伴们* *Anchors aweigh, my boys*
*起锚吧* *Anchors aweigh*
*告别学校的欢乐* *Farewell to college joys*
*我们在黎明扬帆启航* *We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay*
你哪儿学的这首歌啊 Hey, where did you learn that tune?
我参加的那个合唱团 The choral group that I'm in
在为一场音乐会排练这首歌呢 is rehearsing that song for a concert.
是一个主题音乐会 We're doing a theme night.
是海军主题吗 Is it a navy theme?
同志主题 Gay theme.
反正你唱得是真不赖 Well, either way, you've got a set of pipes on you, man.
跟我讲讲沃利的事儿吧 So tell me about this Wally.
我很好奇 你居然会有朋友... It's so interesting to me that you have a friend...
什么朋友啊 A friend who what?
"你居然会有朋友 问号" That was the end of the thought.
沃利很给力的 Hey, Wally's a riot.
我们一起服役了三年 We served three years together, and I don't think
而且每次我洗澡的时候 I took one shower without him
他肯定会想办法把我裤子藏起来 trying to hide my pants.
而且每天早上他叫我起床的方式就是 And he'd wake me up every morning
用他"那玩意儿"捅我耳朵 by sticking his junk in my ear.
海军部队听上去跟我们健身房很像哎 Wow, the navy sounds a lot like my gym.
沃利可不仅仅是往别人 Well, Wally is more than just a guy
耳朵里插小鸡鸡的那种人 who sticks his schmeckel in your ear.
他可是个绅士 He's a gentleman.
我擦嘞个去 艾德·古德森 看看你 Holy crap, Ed Goodson. Look at you.
就像是一陀裹着钓鱼背心的大象便便 Looks like an elephant took a dump in a fishing vest.
沃利·达拉姆 Wally Durham.
你脸上褶子再多点 就赶上你老婆的脖子了 You had any more wrinkles, you'd be your wife's neck.
路易丝三年前就死了 你知道的 You know Louise died three years ago.
这就是笑点 That's the joke.
你好不 沃利 How you doing, Wally?
小鬼 在你老爸昏倒之前赶紧进来 Hey kid, get in here before your old man keels over.
你都装了神马啊 What did you pack in this thing?
你老婆么 Your wife?
喂 Hey!
他老婆3年前就死了 His wife died three years ago.
你说话小心点 Watch your mouth.
切 这包哪有那么重啊 Aw, the bag's not that heavy.
你说得对 这孩子比鲍勃·多尔 You were right, the kid's softer
刚洗完冷水浴还"不坚挺" than Bob Dole getting out of a cold bath.
Bob Dole:美国政治家 曾给伟哥代言过= =
从机场到家这一路上 You were so nice to me
你明明都对我很友好的 on the ride home from the airport.
当时又没人围观 Didn't have an audience.
这位围裙妈妈是谁 Ah, who's the apron?
他叫蒂姆 Oh, this is Tim.
就像我儿子一样 不过他妈妈 He's like a son, only his mother
可没因为赡养费起诉我 hasn't sued me for alimony.
蒂姆小心哦 他要吐槽喽 Tim watch out, he's gonna zing you.
沃利·达拉姆 幸会 Wally Durham. Good to meet you.
就这样哦 你不取笑我一番吗 That's it? You're not gonna make fun of me?
不了 你长得就够有喜感的了 Nah, why take a job away from your mirror?
这米其林轮胎吉祥物是谁啊 Whoa. Who's this stack of tires?
找下米其林吉祥物大家就明白了
这是我另一个儿子 文斯 记得不 You remember my other son, Vince?
哦 是文斯啊 Oh, this is Vince.
刚刚我还以为他们想出办法 For a second I thought they'd figured out
humpty-dumpty: 童谣中从墙上摔下跌得粉碎的蛋形胖矮子
把"矮胖子"复活了呢 how to put humpty-dumpty back together.
快 文斯 爷们儿点 吐槽回去 Come on, Vince. Be a man, give it back to him.
介个... "我恨你"行不 Um...I hate you?
-亨利 可以走了不 -去哪儿啊 - Henry, you ready to go? - Go where?
老爸说这周末你要去我和邦妮家住 Dad says you're staying with me and Bonnie this weekend.
对 沃利要住你的房间 Yeah, Wally's gonna take your room.
所以我就 I took the liberty of
把你的东西扔外面的垃圾袋里去了 putting your stuff in a trash bag outside.
外面没有什么垃圾袋啊 There was no trash bag outside.
对啊 今天是收垃圾的日子 Oh, that's right. It's trash day.
真不敢相信他把我赶出来了 I can't believe he kicked me out of the house.
我的床还在那边呢 Out of my own bed.
咱家有沙发床嘛 瞧见没 Ah! We have a pull-out couch. You see?
咱只需要...只要... So we just-- gotta just--
稍等下 Hold on a second.
-快出来啊 喵了个咪的 -文斯 - Come on, you bastard. - Vince.
马上就好 妈了个爹的 Just a sec. Mother-father!
文斯 文斯 Vince. Vince!
这不是沙发床 Not a pull-out.
好像真不是 So it's not.
居然真不是 诡异了 So it's not. That's interesting.
我的脊梁骨也觉得不是 'cause that's what my spine was telling me.
这样吧 Tell you what.
你去厨房看看 想吃啥随便拿 You just grab whatever you want out of the kitchen.
我去车里找找收据 I'm gonna go down to the car and scrounge around
我明明记得 for the receipt of what I thought
我买的是个沙发床 was a pull-out couch.
文斯 你啥时候去接亨利 Vince, when are you gonna get Henry?
能不能顺路去趟商店 'cause I was hoping you could
帮我买点东西回来 stop by the store for a couple of things.
哦买糕 Whoa.
我裸着呢 I'm naked!
看出来了啊 Yeah. I see.
我和你们的老爹 Your dad and I were
正在回想当年在路易斯安那的基础训练呢 just reminiscing about basic training in Louisiana.
别坐别坐 千万别坐这儿 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
沃利 坐啊 Wally. Have a seat.
话说啊 我俩当时在一片沼泽地里 Anyway, we're in the swamps,
然后我抓了条水蛇 and I catch this water snake,
藏在了老艾的战靴里 and I hide it in Ed's combat boots.
我完全不知情 结果就把靴子穿上了 See, and I have no idea, so I put the boots on,
然后那蛇就疯了 攒了一肚子毒液玩命咬我 and that sucker went nutso, pumped me full of venom.
对对 那家伙咬了他17口 Yeah, the bastard bit him 17 times.
还说呢 有三分钟我基本是死亡状态了 Yeah, I was legally dead for three minutes.
-多美好的时光啊 -过去真美好啊 - Ah, good times. - The good old days, yeah.
不好意思 你吃吧 Oh, sorry. You can have that one.
好吧 Okay.
看来某人得处理一下 It looks like someone is going to have to address
咱这儿的小麻烦 the elephant in the room here.
此处的"小麻烦" 英文直译为房间里的大象 Wally是在讽刺文斯体积庞大笨拙如大象
我来 还好吧 文斯 I'll do it. How's it going, Vince?
我是说 我和亨利之间 I'm talking about how crazy awkward it is
现在有点无与伦比的尴尬 between me and Henry right now.
尴尬啥 Why is it awkward?
因为你昨天看到我裸体了 亨利 Because you saw me naked yesterday, Henry.
我知道那种两难的感觉 一方面我是你嫂子 And I know it's confusing, because I'm your sister-in-law,
可另一方面我又是个魅力四射的辣妹 but I'm also an attractive woman,
你懂的 就是令人 You know, who's...
令人欲罢不能 Who's got it goin' on.
所以他才会表现得无与伦比的诡异 So that is why he's acting just so super strange.
我咋觉得某人才是无与伦比的诡异 I don't think I'm acting super strange.
宝贝 一点了 咱得走了 Uh, babe, it's 1:00, if we're gonna make
不然赶不上给客户看房了 that open house we'd better go now.
哪的房子啊 What house is open?
煎饼之家么 The international house of pancakes?
沃利说的是美国著名早餐连锁店 缩写为IHOP 而IHOP也有我跳的意思
对 我跳 Yeah...I hop.
在你坟头上跳 On your grave.
美国人有种说法 为死者守灵的时候只能吃三个三明治
天 这小子野餐的时候缺三个三明治 Jeez, that guy's three sandwiches short of a picnic.
因为他在我坟头就吃光了 Because he ate 'em!
别说了 他是我哥 Hey, that's my brother.
不服气么 有话要说么 小鸡仔 You got something to say, pixie straw?
对 我就是有话要说 Yeah, you're damn right I do.
你俩喝点啥 咖啡 橙汁 还是别的啥 You guys good with coffee, oj, anything?
新鲜浆果 还有奶油 Fresh berries and cream.
浆果和奶油 Berries and cream?
我长得像英国女王还是咋的 What do I look like, the queen of England?
不像 不过你想你的蛋蛋和她的珠宝一样又旧又瘪 No, but I imagine your jewels are just as old and jangly.
珠宝和蛋蛋是一个词
算你狠 That's it.
这哥们儿居然懂还击 This guy knows how to dish it out.
不过还是给你个建议 Word of advice, though.
梅尔·吉布森导演的电影《耶稣受难记》 曾因涉及到宗教问题 在以色列受到抵制 被迫提早结束了放映
千万别跟女孩说你是个佣人 Don't tell a gal you're a maid
不然她会立马闭紧大腿 or her legs will close faster
比梅尔·吉布森的电影被赶出以色列还快 than a Mel Gibson movie in Israel.
你以为这就能让她闭紧大腿啊 If you think that'll close her legs,
还是等她发现我是基佬再说吧 Wait until she finds out I'm gay.
蒂姆 别毫无铺垫就把真相砸过去啊 Tim, you just can't toss him a softball like that.
来吧 沃利 让咱听听你的还击 Come on, Wally. Let's hear it.
-不 -咋了 词穷了 - Nah. - What, nothing?
我听过唯一能让你词穷的一句话就是 The only words I've ever heard render you speechless were,
女士们 先生们 欢迎总统当选人奥巴马 "Ladies and gentlemen, president-elect Obama."
对 我词穷了 Yeah, well I got nothing to say.
真的假的 好吧 那咱晚点再说 Really? All right, we'll save it for later.
不过 沃利 你一定得听听他唱歌 But, Wally, you should hear this guy sing.
他的声线简直无与伦比 His pipes are unbelievable.
我还是先闪了 我还得去合唱班参加排练 I should get going, I've got choir practice--
别别别 你哪也不准去 No, no, no. You're not going anywhere.
来吧 Come on.
《起锚进行曲》 咱来三部和声 Anchors Aweigh, three-part harmony.
我不唱 I'm not singing.
-可你喜欢这歌 -反正今天不唱 - But you love that song. - Not today.
咋回事 你还羞涩了不成 What's the matter, you embarrassed?
我不跟这家伙合唱 明白没 I'm not gonna sing with this guy, all right?
我不在乎他关起房门后都干了啥 I don't care what he does behind closed doors,
但是这首歌我打死不跟这家伙一起唱 but I am not singing that song with this guy.
你有问题么 沃利 Do you have a problem, Wally?
有问题的不是我 I'm not the one with the problem.
我觉得就是你 Oh, I think you are.
-好了 淡定点 -我没法淡定 - All right, settle down. - No, I won't settle down.
你听到他刚才说啥了么 Did you hear what he just said?
我懂 他嘴巴臭嘛 他就这德行 Yeah, he's just busting your balls. That's what he does.
你是这么想的吗 Oh, is that what you think he's doing?
当然 Yeah, of course.
我跟他都认识50年了 I've known this guy for 50 years.
你搞什么飞机 What the hell are you doing?
你反应过度了 You're overreacting.
你觉得那叫反应过度 Oh, you think that's overreacting?
那这招咋形容 Then how's this for overreacting.
俺不干了 I quit.
何必要辞职嘛 Why'd he quit his job?
工作就像女人 A job is like a woman.
好不容易找到个合适的 就该坚持嘛 You find one that's easy, you hang on to it
除非实在忍无可忍了 until you can't stand it anymore.
或者是因为她 Or until it gives you crabs
在春假的时候和酒保嘿咻把阴虱病传染给你 because it banged some bartender on spring break.
沃利说话口无遮拦 他就那样嘛 Wally says nasty things, that's what he does.
他就是有点带刺嘛 He's a little salty.
他就是有点混蛋 He's a little jackass-y.
沃利是个很够意思的哥们儿 Wally's a stand-up guy.
蒂姆太敏感了 Tim is too sensitive.
总不能每次生活蹂躏你的时候 You can't ask for a hug
你都会要别人拥抱安慰你吧 every time life sits on your nuts.
我们在海军总是打打哈哈的 We rib each other all the time in the navy.
爷们都这样 That's what men do.
好吧 蒂姆维护了自己的尊严 Well, Tim stood up for himself.
就我来讲 他才是纯爷们 And in my book, that's what real men do.
想要蒂姆回来 你必须向他道歉 If you want Tim back, you have to apologize.
是爷们就该这么做 That's what a man would do.
好了 本爷们要回他哥家了 Now, this man has to go back to his brother's house.
喂 爷们 Hey, man.
你的脱脂奶 You forgot your lactaid.
亨利 我们得谈谈 Henry? We need to talk.
我勒个去 Oh, boy.
你该不会是想邀我一起把沃利宰了吧 You want me to help you kill Wally, don't you?
不 当然不是 No, no.
那种事交给哥就行了 That's something I need to do alone.
我的老婆裸给你看了 可你表现不正常 You saw my wife naked, amd acted inappropriately.
我哪表现不正常了 How did I act inappropriately?
我跟她说了不用在意 I mean, I told her it was no big deal.
所以说不正常 非常在意才行 Exactly. It needs to be a big deal.
她忙东忙西就是为了光彩照人 She puts a lot of effort into looking good.
而你的"不用在意"深深伤了她的心 You not acknowledging that was very hurtful.
-她这样说的吗 -不 不必她说 - She told you that? - No, she doesn't have to.
我是她老公 懂吗 我对她了如指掌 I'm her husband, okay? I know the way she thinks.
你必须弥补 You have to fix it.
你想要我怎样 文斯 So what do you want me to do, Vince?
跟她说上次裸遇时她是多么婀娜吗 Tell her how hot she looked when I accidentally saw her naked?
得了吧 亨利 别扯哈哈了 Come on, Henry. Don't be ridiculous.
是吗 太棒了 我也不想 Okay, good. That's what I thought.
不 你必须再"裸遇"她一次 No, you need to see her naked again,
并称赞她超级火辣 and then tell her she looks hot.
不然会显得太虚伪 Otherwise, it'll just sound phony.
文斯 她可是我嫂子 你的老婆啊 Vince, it's my sister-in-law. It's your wife.
她那赤裸的胴体 Whose naked body you need to ogle
等待着你盯着看并加以赞赏 and tell her she looks hot.
你不觉得你这样请我去窥你老婆的裸体 You don't think it's weird that you're asking me to stare
很变态吗 at your wife's naked body?
拜托 亨利 就看我老婆裸一下 Oh, come on, Henry. Just look at my wife naked.
好吗 为你哥牺牲一次 Please? Just this once, for me.
-没门 太变态了 -行 - Nope, too weird. - Cool.
-给你五十刀 -还是太变态 - I'll give you $50. - Still too weird.
一百刀呢 Is it still too weird for $100?
哥就好变态这口 Just weird enough.
不好意思 下班了 Sorry, we're closed.
老艾 你来干嘛 Ed? What are you doing here?
蒂姆 我明白你为啥不干了 Tim, I get why you quit.
沃利嘴巴确实有点贱 I mean, Wally can be a bit of a ballbuster.
他过几天就要走了 But if you want to get back to work,
你要是还想回来工作的话 he'll be gone in a couple of days
我让你官复原职 and I'll take you back.
但我不能保证原来的健康保险 I can't promise the same health plan.
你给我的健康保险里写着 Your health plan was saying,
"悠着点" "Be careful."
我不是因为沃利说的话辞职的 And I didn't quit because what Wally said.
那你为毛要走 Well, why did you quit?
我的乖乖 你发现屋子底下的箱子了 Oh, no, you found the trunk under the house.
啥 箱什么来着 What? What trunk?
"箱"你妹 Nothing.
别往屋底下瞅 Don't look under the house.
老艾 你不能待这了 好吗 Ed, you have to leave, okay?
我还有事要忙 I have something going on here.
真的 搞基什么的吗 Really? Is it a gay thing?
并不是我干的每件事都需要基情 Not everything I'm involved with is a gay thing.
到了 队员们 我们只有... Okay, choir, we only have...
YMCA是著名歌曲 在同性恋界很受欢迎 是基督教青年会的缩写
在用餐人员到达前 We only have 10 minutes to work on YMCA
我们只有十分钟时间排练《YMCA》 until the dinner crowd gets here,
之后你们就得赶紧闪人 and then you ladies gotta skadootch.
你还真是配合我啊 劳伦斯 Bad timing, Lawrence.
这不是老艾嘛 能帮个忙吗 Oh, hey, Ed, can you help us out here?
马可 那个平时扮演YMCA中Y的人 Marco, the guy who usually plays the "Y"
闹眼子了 in YMCA is a no-show.
开什么玩笑 我正说服蒂姆回去工作呢 No, I'm trying to get Tim to take his job back.
我不想回去工作 I don't want my job back.
我在这干得很开心 I'm perfectly happy working here,
擦擦桌子 搅和搅和番茄酱[marry也指结婚] cleaning tables and marrying ketchups.
多悲哀啊 老艾 How sad is that, Ed?
在这个国家 蒂姆可以搅和他的番茄酱 We live in a country where Tim can marry ketchups
却不能与我喜结良缘 but he can't marry me.
劳伦斯 即使我们能领证 我也不会和你结婚 Lawrence, even if I could marry you, I wouldn't.
我们只是室友 没别的 We're roommates. It's not gonna happen.
"别的"会有的 Oh, it'll happen.
好了 伙计们 排好阵型 快 Okay, boys. Circle the wagons, come on.
五 六 开始唱 Five and six and show those teeth.
*年轻人 不必沮丧* *Young man, there's no need to feel down*
*我说 年轻人* *I said, young man*
沃利的事我向你道歉了 I said I'm sorry about Wally.
我不知道还该说些什么 I don't know what else to say.
-我不生他的气 -不生吗 - I'm not mad at Wally. - You're not?
那你在生谁的气 Who are you mad at?
-你啊 -我 - You! - Me?
"为什么"和老艾要唱的"Y"同音
-*快乐总会来到* -"为什么" - *It's fun to stay at the* - Why?
-*M.C.A.* -不知道 - *M.C.A.* - I think you know.
*快乐总会来到* *It's fun to stay at the-*
-"为什么" -*M.C.A.* - Why? - *M.C.A.*
因为沃利那样的人说出那种话我不奇怪 Because I expected that kind of talk from guys like Wally.
但你却不同 But you're different.
*你可以和所有男孩尽情狂欢* *You can hang out with all the boys*
*快乐总会来到* *It's fun to stay at the-- *
-"为什么" -*M.C.A.* - Why? - *M.C.A.*
-你应该知道 -我不知道 - I think you know. - I don't.
- "为什么" - *M.C.A.* - Why? - *M.C.A.*
听着 老艾 他想怎么取笑我 Look, Ed, he can make fun of me
我都不在乎 for anything else he wants,
但我可不会掩饰最最真实的我 but I'm not willing to compromise who I am as a man.
这是我的底线 This is off-limits.
老艾在不该唱的时候喊了"Y"的音
-"为什么" -*M.C.A.* - Why? - *M.C.A.*
搞毛啊 What was that?
你不是来帮忙的吗 I thought you were helping me out.
我又不识谱 你能指望我唱啥 I don't read music. What do I know?
稍微歇会 懂吗 Just take a break, okay?
去整理下 吃顿饱饭 Get yourself clean, have a good meal,
爱咋咋地 do whatever you feel.
为毛要生我气 我又没说什么 Why are you mad at me? I didn't say anything.
这就是我生你气的原因 That's exactly why I'm mad at you.
因为你什么也没说 Because you didn't say anything.
蒂姆 我对你的生活方式没有意见 Tim, I have no problem with your lifestyle.
你挺招人喜欢的 I love your lifestyle.
再说了 你身上香香的 可好闻了 Among other things, you always smell terrific.
艾哥 这不是生活方式 而是我的本性 Ed, this isn't a lifestyle. It's who I am.
就像我眼睛的颜色 无法改变 It's like the color of my eyes. I can't change them.
你天生蓝眼珠吗 Are your eyes naturally that blue?
那是彩色隐形眼镜 Well, these are color contacts.
我眼睛是土棕色的 太丑了 My eyes are like a swampy brown, they're gross.
但其它的都是 But everything else.
那你头发的颜色呢 What about the color of your hair,
还有你从来没有抬头纹 and the fact that your forehead never wrinkles?
就你这观察力 It's hard to believe that you're not gay.
不搞基可惜了 You miss nothing.
你想让我怎么做 Well, what do you want me to do?
你知道我也不同意他的说法 You know I don't agree with him.
老艾 如果你不同意你朋友沃利的观点 Ed, if you disagree with what your friend Wally said,
你应该说出来 You should say something.
有一种沉默叫默认 你懂的 Otherwise, your silence makes it seem like you agree with him.
沉默是我的爱人啊 Silence is my lover.
你和沉默该分手了 Well, I think it's time you two should break up.
她马上洗完澡了 She's just finishing up her shower.
你准备好了吗 Are you ready?
我告诉你 I gotta tell you,
这让我太尴尬了 I feel so uncomfortable about this.
你就再看她的裸体一次 I just want you to look at my wife's wet,
然后夸她两句 naked body, and compliment her.
别墨迹 别多想 Stop trying to make this into something weird.
好吧 还是我的错 Oh, my bad.
-没错 你准备好了吗 -没有 - Okay, are you ready? - I don't think so.
天呐 邦妮 快出来 出来 Aah! Oh, my god! Bonnie, get out here!
怎么了 亲爱的 What is it, honey? What--
你受伤了吗 还是什么 Are you hurt? Is there something--
刚才是谁喊的 Who was yelling out there?
是我 That was me.
我看见个蜘蛛 I saw a spider.
那你喊个毛 So you just screamed?
它手里拿了把刀 Yeah, it had a knife.
顺便说一句 你的身材真棒 By the way, you look great.
说什么你 Excuse me?
你刚才出来那会 没裹浴巾那次 When you came out here before and you were naked...
太棒了 Good job.
真的 Really?
没错 前凸后翘的 Yeah, you have an amazing body.
让我欲罢不能啊 You really got it goin' on.
亨利 这是我听到过最变态的话了 Henry, that is the creepiest thing I have ever heard.
我是你嫂子 咱俩是亲戚 I am your sister-in-law. We are related.
谁告诉你你可以随便 What in god's name would make you think it's okay
评价我的裸体 to comment on my naked body?
发生了什么 Hey, guys. What's going on?
亨利刚才把我看光光了 Henry just saw me naked
还点评了一番 and then started complimenting me.
真的吗 Oh, he did?
太恶心了 It's creepy.
你吃了雄心豹子胆了是吧 那是你嫂子 How dare you? That's your sister-in-law!
我媳妇儿 I mean, that is my wife!
什么完蛋玩意这么干 What kind of weirdo does that?
我算是看错你了 You know what, man? I thought I knew you.
完蛋玩意 Weirdo.
说真的 亨利 成熟点吧 Seriously, Henry. Grow up.
是文斯让我 But Vince was the one that--
你听到她的话了 You heard her, Henry! All right?
成熟点吧 Grow up!
成熟点 亨利 Grow up, henry!
好吧 All right.
我去收拾下准备上班 Vince, I'm gonna go finish getting ready for work.
别让这家伙窜到我浴室来 Try to keep this guy out of my bathroom, okay?
没问题 Okay.
她给误会了 Sure read that wrong, huh?
你觉得呢 You think?
我还从来没遇到过那种情况 I have never been in such a situation.
我得用拳头把人锤开 I had to use my fists to get people aside,
才能看见日光 so I could see the daylight.
所以我再也 再也 And I will never, ever,
不会去沃尔玛了 set foot in Walmart again.
瑞普利中校 我必须得说 Oh, Commander Ripplinger, I gotta tell you,
很荣幸能在您下面干活 it's an honor to spend time under you.
可惜你老婆不是这么认为的 Too bad your wife can't say the same.
我给你讲我在沃尔玛的故事了吗 Did I ever tell you my Walmart story?
讲了三次了 长官 Three times, sir.
进来 Come on in.
谢谢 古先生 我们去那边准备 Thanks, Mr. G. We'll set up over there.
我也有这套衣服 就是没屁帘 Hey, I have that same uniform. Only mine's assless.
往里走 先生们 Fall in, gentlemen.
这是怎么回事 古德森 What the hell's going on here, Goods--?
我明白了 好主意 Oh! Oh, I get it. Good one!
不 这不是个玩笑 No, it's no joke.
我邀请蒂姆和他的合唱团来为我们献唱 I asked Tim and the choir to be our entertainment.
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding?
这不是同志大游行 这是海军战友会 This isn't some pride parade, it's a navy function.
我参加战争 I didn't fight in a war
可不是为了和一群基佬混在一起 to hang around with guys like this.
沃利 你是我的朋友 我爱你 Wally, you're my friend. I love you.
你救过我的命 You saved my life.
打仗那会儿 我只希望 Going into battle, there's no one I'd rather
你用小弟弟戳我耳朵 pop their schmeckel in my ear.
但我不允许你那样 But I can't let you talk like that
说我的朋友 about a friend of mine.
天呐 古德森 你真的变了 My, you've really changed, goodson.
我没变 No, I haven't changed.
我还是打一枪装一发子弹 I still load my shotgun one shell at a time
和其他人一样 但我意识到 like everybody else, but I realized
你不礼貌的时候我不能再沉默了 I can't be silent when guys like you aren't.
艾德 别这样 Ed, come on.
你扪心自问 I mean, you look me in the eye
搞基正常吗 and tell me that's normal.
看看他们那扮相 I mean, look at the way they dress.
看看我们的扮相 Look at the way we dress.
沃利 如果你再那么说话 Wally, if you're going to talk like that in my house,
我不得不要求你离开 I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
你真的要赶我走吗 Are you actually kicking me out of your house?
看你的选择了 It's your choice, Wally.
但是老子可是花了钱请他们来唱歌的 But I'm paying $5 an hour to this choir,
可不能让他们傻站着 and I'm not going have them
装花瓶 standing around just looking pretty.
同志们 唱起来 Let's make some music.
好的 大声点 精神点 伙计们 Okay. Loud and proud, guys.
他是我男人 帅吧 That's my guy. Pretty cute, huh?
你去过沃尔玛吗 Have you ever been in Walmart?
*起锚吧 我的伙伴们* *Anchors aweigh, my boys*
*起锚吧* *Anchors aweigh*
*告别学校的欢乐* *Farewell to college joys*
*我们在黎明扬帆启航* *We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay*
*在岸边度过最后一晚* *Through our last night ashore *
*喝的烂醉* *Drink to the foam *
*直到我们再次相遇* *Until we meet once more *
*祝你远航顺利* *Here's wishing you *
*早日返乡* *A happy voyage home *