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请大家回到座位上,打铃了 (woman) Everyone, please takeyour seats. You heard the bell.
你们知道纪律,上个星期... You know what it means.Last week,
...的作业是写一篇关于你们家庭的文章 the assignment wasto write an essay about your family.
- 他们是...- 谁! - Who they...- (class) Are!
他们对于我们... And what they...
意味着什么? (all) Mean to us!
很好,现在大家把文章拿出来 Excellent droning. So I wanteveryone to take out their essays.
我们要一篇一篇读给大家听 We're going to read them aloudto the class right up here.
我妈妈说我和我爸爸的胃口都很棒 My mom says that me and my dadhave very healthy appetites.
我妈妈和爸爸都很虔诚 My mom and dad are very religious.
他们晚上在卧室里的时候,我总是听到他们大叫"我的上帝!" When they're in their bedroom at night,I always hear them yelling, “Jesus!”
我妈妈说我爸爸的眼镜是棕色的,因为他脑子里都是大... My mom says my dad's eyes are brownbecause he is so full of sh...
布赖恩! (teacher) Brian!
我哥哥杰克8年级了 My brother Jack is in eighth grade.
他让我问问爸爸他... He told me to ask my dadwho he voted for...
...总统选举投了谁 for... for President.
我问了,我爸爸说他支持布什(注:Bushman又指土著居民) I did and my Dad saidhe's a total Bush-man.
我哥哥捧腹大笑 That made my brother laugh really hard.
每次我叔叔斯图来和我爸爸打桌球 Whenever my Uncle Stucomes over to play pool with my dad,
我妈妈都说地下室变成了喜剧电影摄影棚 my mom says the basement smellslike a Cheech and Chong movie.
嗯,是这样的 Well... it's like this.
我的狗吞了我的文章 My dog ate my paper.
我检查了一下,他没拉出来 I checked, but he didn't poop it out.
(class laughing)
你的借口真动听啊,埃斯里奇先生 What a lovely sentiment,Mr. Etheridge.
你的小狗一定也能再吞了你的鸭蛋吧 Maybe your dog can eat the zeroyou'll be receiving too.
- 啊,拜托- 真是的 - Aw, man!- (boy) Harsh.
亭基小姐,该你了 Miss Trinke?It’s your turn now.
我爸爸说生活可以分成两部分: My dad says life can besplit into two categories:
新泽西...和纽约 New Jersey... and New York.
新泽西女孩
(music playing)
1994年12月
我爸爸是新泽西人 (girl) My dad was a Jersey boywho became the youngest
他成了纽约最好的音乐广告人 and most successful music publicistin New York City.
他27岁的时候就有100个人为他工作了 By the time he was 27,he had 100 people working for him.
他们都热爱他,他更加爱他们 And even though they all loved him,he loved them even more.
我的宣传大使和媒体顾问们 My fellow flacks and spin doctors.
干杯! Salud.
爸爸热爱他的工作,但是他更爱我妈妈 (girl) Daddy loved his job,but not as much as he loved my mom.
妈妈遇到爸爸的时候是纽约的图书编辑 Mommy was a book editor inNew York City when her and Daddy met.
爸爸说他们的工作很像 Daddy said their jobswere kind of the same...
他们都为客户做修改 they made slight correctionsfor their clients.
因为乔治·麦克只是个好色的皮条客,朋友 Because George Michael is a pimpwho is all about the ladies, my friend.
拜托,"我要和你做爱"? 听上去像是对男人唱的歌? Come on, “I Want Your Sex”?That sound like he's singing to a guy?
爸爸有时候工作太忙妈妈只能很晚才见到他 Daddy worked so much that sometimesMommy could only see him late at night.
爸爸说那就是为什么他们都如此热爱这个城市 Daddy says that's why theyboth loved the city so much -
是个不眠的都市 it never went to sleep.
就像他们一样 And neither did him and Mommy.
不过在纽约缠绵了一年之后 But after a year of romancein New York City,
爸爸说应该让妈妈看看自己的家乡 Daddy said it was timeto show Mommy where he came from.
于是他把妈妈带会新泽西去经历... So he took her home to New Jerseyand put her through what he said
...他们爱情所面临的最大考验 was the biggest testtheir love would ever face:
带她认识我爷爷 “Introducing her to my pop. “
- 嗨,你好吗?- 你怎么样? - Hey, how are ya?- How're ya doin'?
- 你自己呢?- 这是格特鲁德 - How're ya doin' yourself?- This is Gertrude.
嗨,圣诞快乐! Hi. Merry Christmas.
- 你是做什么的呢,亭基先生?- 别叫我亭基先生了,叫我巴特吧 - And what do you do, Mr. Trinke?- Easy on the “Mr. Trinke”. It’s Bart.
我为这个小镇工作了30年了 I work for the borough,for 30 years now.
他是这里唯一开清洁车的 He's the only man in Highlandslicensed to operate the street sweeper.
哦,我一直梦想着尝试一下呢 Oh, man, I always wantedto ride in one of those things.
嗯,你如果一直和我儿子好的话,我或许可以带你坐一次 Well, you continue seeing my son,I can probably get you a turn at the wheel.
我只想和他玩玩然后甩了他 I was only gonna sleep with hima few more times and then dump him,
但是现在,如果你这么说的话... but now, after an offer like that...
胡扯! 听她说的! Holy shit.Listen to the mouth on this one!
哦,没人再像妈妈那样了,对吧,爸爸? Oh, yeah, they don't make 'emlike Mom anymore, do they, Dad?
- 现在,听着,我要去泡吧了- 现在? - Now, listen, I'm goin' to the bar.- What a shock.
如果你们要干什么的话,不许碰我的床! If you guys are gonna do anythingwhile I'm gone, stay the hell off of my bed.
- 你要去酒吧?- 他没告诉你吗?我是个酒鬼 - You're going to a bar?- Didn't he tell ya? I'm an alcoholic.
- 嗯,我也想去- 不行,这个酒吧你不能去 - Well, I wanna go to the bar too.- No, you don't wanna go to this bar.
里面都是老头子,谈论肯尼迪那个时候日子多美好 It’s a bunch of old guys talkin' abouthow good they had it under Kennedy.
他简直是个圣人 The man was a goddamn saint.
我和你一起去酒吧,爸爸如果你想的话就一起来 I'm goin' to the bar with your dad.You can come if you want.
没关系,我留在这里洗盘子 No, that's OK.I'll stay here and do the dishes.
我只烧饭,为什么还要洗盘子? I only cooked.Why shouldn't I clean?
入乡随俗吧,那个锅子别洗 Suit yourself.But don't wash that pan.
上面有烧猪肉卷用的一层酱汁,你别搞坏了 I got a layer of juice built up for the porkroll, and I don't want you scrubbin' it off.
你说的"酱汁"就是脂肪,爸爸 That “juice” is called grease, Dad.
对你不好,引起动脉阻塞 It’s bad for you.It clogs your arteries.
那是酱汁,让爸爸好好润滑一下喉咙 It’s called juice.And it greases a father's insides
这样他才可以吞下自己儿子半年拜访一次... so that he can better swallowthe shit his son feeds him twice a year
...然后给他准备的垃圾 when he can be botheredcoming to visit him.
那天晚上,爸爸带妈妈去了爷爷的酒吧 (girl) So that night,Daddy took Mommy to Pop's bar,
她遇到了爷爷的其他孩子 where she got to meetPop's other children,
他最好的朋友,格理尼和布洛克 his best friends Greenie and Block.
嗨,你儿子真爽 Hey, your kid's cuttin' a rug.
你是谁? 张康妮? (新闻播音员) Who are you, Connie Chung?
爸爸说,因为妈妈第一次去泽西感觉还不错 Daddy said, because Mommysurvived her first trip to Jersey,
他知道她一定能坚持下去 he knew she was a keeper.
他说他们出去吃比萨来庆祝订婚 He said they celebrated theirengagement by going out for pizza.
我就是这么来的 And that's how I got here.
我们家里有这个吗?我是不是该拿一点 Do we have enough of these at home,or should I steal some?
放下,如果你要偷东西,就拿一点塑胶手套吧 If you're gonna steal something,steal some rubber gloves.
(knocking)
- 谢谢!- 不客气! - Thank you!- You're welcome!
就这样,大家从此幸福的生活在一起 And with that,everyone lived happily ever after.
差一点 Almost.
你还有2分钟,我们必须出发了! Look, you've got two minutes,and then we have to go, OK?
- 不然我就先走了- 你可以别催我吗? - Or I'm gonna leave.- Would you stop rushing me?
我不明白为什么有些人无所事事一天 I don't understand how somebody who hadall day sitting around to get ready
直到出发前20分钟才开始准备? waits till 20 minutesbefore we have to leave!
你不要总是把自己的方式强加于人! You try getting anything accomplishedwith this big gut in your way!
要是迟到的话我会被炒鱿鱼的! This is one of the few days of the yearthat I can be fired for being late!
如果要照顾孩子,奥利,你就告诉我,好吗? Anytime that you wanna carry this baby,Ollie, you let me know! OK?
我宁愿穿家庭主妇的裙子也不要碰这破玩意! I would be glad to go back to wearingregular dresses instead of this tent!
这裙子很好看.你非常漂亮,真的! The dress looks fine.It’s gorgeous, OK? It’s beautiful.
嗯,要是我站在珍妮·杰克逊或者谢乐尔·克劳边上 Yeah, until I'm standing next toJanet Jackson or Sheryl Crow.
你就知道有多难看了 Then you'll see how not fine it looks.
格蒂,求你了,以后用你自己的梳子 Gertie, I asked you, please,to use your own brush, OK?
- 你可以不要用我的梳子吗?- 闭嘴 - Can you just not use my brush?- Don't start.
每次我想梳头 It’s just thatevery time I wanna comb my hair
都要花15分钟把这些长头发清理干净 I spend 15 minutes taking theselong, bushy hairs out of my brush.
我是说,你要我... And I mean, you ask me to...
(crying)
对不起 I'm sorry.
亲爱的,对不起,对不起 Baby, I'm sorry.I'm sorry.
你不懂这么胖什么感觉! You don't understandwhat it's like to be this fat!
我一直那么苗条,现在却变成了一只讨厌的猪! I've always been thin,and now I'm a disgusting pig!
我第一次去MTV颁奖典礼 And it's my first timegoing to the Video Music Awards
其他姑娘都那么漂亮,我却像一头鲸鱼! and all the other girls are gonna be skinny,and I'm gonna look like a whale!
宝贝,宝贝,他们那么瘦都是因为吸毒了! Baby, baby, they're just skinny'cause they're all coked-out whores.
我也要吸毒! I wanna be a coked-out whore!
好吧,好吧,你也去吸毒吧 OK, you can be a coked-out whore too.
你也可以,也可以的 You can be a coked-out, coked-out whore.
- 对不起- 我应该对你好一点的,对不起 - I'm sorry.- I should be more sensitive. I'm sorry.
我应该更加理解你,亲爱的,我知道了 I should be more sensitive, honey.I know.
- 嗯- 我知道了 - Yes.- I know.
- 宝贝,我们现在出发了,好吗?- 好 - Baby, we have to go now, OK?- OK.
- 我爱你,我们必须出发了- 好 - I love you. We have to go now.- OK.
- 我也爱你- 嗯,我们走吧,好吗? - I love you too.- All right, let's go. OK?
给我2分钟 Just give me two minutes.
- 几点了?- 迟了20分钟 - ( Ollie) What time is it?- (man) 20 after.
- 她会杀了我的!- 告诉我关于麦当娜唱片销量的报道 - She's gonna kill me!- I need the quote for the Madonna release.
嗯,"麦当娜相信大家会自己评判... OK. “Madonna trusts the publicwill judge for itself that...
最新的专辑是音乐录影的一次大胆突破 this latest in a long lineof breakthrough music videos
并不是人们诟病的性爱镜头的苍白堆砌 is not the tasteless sexploitationit's accused of being.”
- "艺术的表达了..."- 什么? - “It’s artistic expression.”- Of what?
表达了一个女人强烈不断的渴望向全世界展示她的...阴唇 Of one woman's constant needto show the world... her labia.
嗨,我可以在报道中用"阴唇"这个词吗? Hey, can I use the word “labia”in a press release?
下周再见 See you next week.
有一天我一定会找一个来参加心理助产辅导的丈夫 One of these days, I'll get me one ofthose husbands that show up for Lamaze.
对不起宝贝,是因为麦当娜 I'm sorry, babe. It was Madonna.
你迟到是因为另外一个女人.真不错 So you were latebecause of another woman. That's nice.
- 我还是必须要工作- 我也有工作 - Come on. I still gotta do my job.- And I still gotta do mine too.
但是我准时来参加助产辅导 But I was at Lamaze on time.
听着,我想说的是 Look, all I'm saying is
整天待在办公室里从不回家的那个人 that guy who used to spend all night atthe office and barely live in his apartment?
已经不再是你了 That's not you anymore.
你现在必须6点准时回家 Now you have to be the guywho's done by six
陪伴家庭 and comes homeand hangs out with his family.
只有这样我们才能在一起 That's the only way we're gonna work.
好吗? OK?
好的 OK.
- 好的- 好的 - OK.- OK.
好! OK!
- 好- 好 - OK.- OK.
(panting)
- 我能帮你吗?- 嗯! - Can I help you?- Yes.
我妻子羊水破了,她要生了 My wife's water broke.She's gonna have a baby.
- 你必须先挂号- 挂号?! - You're gonna have to check in, hon.- Check in?!
哪里?门房里?!你为什么对我这么凶?! Where, at the concierge desk?! Whyare you being so combative with me?!
首先,把你手松开 First of all,take your hands off my uniform.
第二,你的病人在哪里 And second,I'm gonna need a patient here.
这是我的妻子这是那个气势汹汹的护士 This is my wife.This is the belligerent nurse
刁难我让我难堪 that's being so difficult with me,giving me such a hard time.
- 对不起,他只是有点惊慌- 可以给我一个轮椅吗? - I'm sorry. He's a little panicky.- Can I get a wheelchair?
- 我送你去产房吧...- 好的 - Let's get you up to delivery...- OK.
- ...让他去填表- 好的 - ...and let him fill out the paperwork.- OK.
- 希望他识字- 给你,宝贝 - If we can trust him with a pen.- Here, sweetie.
放松,深呼吸,别紧张 OK, just relax, breathe.Remember, take it easy.
我爱你,我马上就来,我爱你! I love you.I'll be right there, OK? I love you.
- 我也爱你- 嗯,我爱你 - I love you too.- OK, I love you.
我们已经训练了1000次了,会很好的,没什么大不了的! We've practiced this 1,000 times.It'll be great. How hard can it be?
(screaming)
- 用力!很好!- 你做的很好! - Push! You're doing good.- (doctor) You're doing real good.
- 不,我不行,我不行了!- 深呼吸! - No, I can't! I can't do it!- (doctor) Take a breath.
- 很痛- 我知道很痛 - It hurts!- I know it hurts.
没事的,宝贝. 用力,你一定行 It’s OK, baby.Push. You can do it.
深呼吸,5,4... (doctor) Take a deep breath.In five, four...
- 好吗?- 3,2,1 - OK? Here you go.- ...three, two, one.
用力,继续用力,格蒂.再用力 (doctor) Push. Push harder, Gertie.Push harder.
我看到孩子的头了,再用力 The baby's crowning. I can see her.I just need one more push.
- 你看到她了?- 天哪!我看到她的头了! - Can you see her?- Holy shit! I can see the head!
- 再来一次,呼吸- 用力! 快了,宝贝 - (doctor) One more. Breathe.- Push! It’s almost there, baby.
用力! 就是这样,用力! Push! You're doing it. Push!
用力! Push!
出来了! 出来了! (doctor) Here she comes!Here she comes!
来了! Here she is.
- 你要来切断脐带吗,爸爸?- 嗯! - Do you wanna cut the cord, Dad?- Yeah.
拿剪刀来 Scissors, please.
嗯! 她有10个手指,10个脚趾 Yes! And she's got all ten fingers,ten toes.
我们会把她洗干净然后检查... We'll get her all cleaned upand then we're gonna check...
格蒂? Gertie?
- 宝贝,看- 格蒂? - ( Ollie) Baby, look.- Gertie?
格蒂! Gertie!
格蒂,你听的见我吗? Gertie, can you hear me?
- 她没事,亲爱的?- 护士,快叫莫蒂默医生! - She's OK. Sweetheart?- Nurse, get Dr. Mortimer right away!
她睡着了,莫蒂默医生是谁? ( Ollie) She's resting.Who's Dr. Mortimer?
莫蒂默医生! Dr. Mortimer!
- 怎么了?- 她昏迷了 - What's happening?- (doctor) She's unresponsive.
- 格蒂!- 格蒂!格蒂! - (nurse) Gertie!- Gertie! Gertie!
格蒂!是我, 格蒂! Gertie, it's me!Gertie?
孩子平安,产妇昏迷 (doctor) Healthy baby.Unresponsive.
- 呼吸停止了 - (doctor) Respiratory arrest.- (nurse) Turn it around!
- 我妻子怎么了?- 打开呼吸器 - What's happening to my wife?- Let's open that IV, please.
宝贝,你好吗?亲爱的,亲爱的,醒醒! Baby, are you OK?Sweetheart, sweetheart, wake up!
来,带亭基先生出去! Please, someone takeMr. Trinke outside. Please!
我要来插管子 I'm gonna have to intubate.
格蒂,醒醒,亲爱的,醒醒 Gertie, wake up, my love.Wake up.
格蒂,求求你,醒醒 Gertie, please. Wake up.
别碰我!格蒂! Get off me!Gertie!
我要和我妻子在一起!格蒂!格蒂! I wanna stay with my wife!Gertie! Gertie!
到底怎么回事?! What's happening?!
- 奥利!- 如果我现在不马上进去的话... - Ollie...- If I don't get to go in there right now...
- 我向上帝发誓!- 奥利...奥利...冷静一下 - I swear to God!- Ollie... Ollie, calm down.
去你妈的冷静!懂吗? Fuck you, calm down!OK?!
我被人拉出来,还没看到我的孩子! I got dragged out of there,I haven't got to see my baby!
你的孩子很好,平安健康 Your baby is fine.She's healthy, she's normal.
- 那格蒂怎么了?- 我要你冷静下来... - What's wrong with Gertie?- I need you to calm down before I...
我冷静了! Look, I'm calm!OK?!
(exasperated sigh)
我冷静下来了 I'm calm.
我们发现格蒂有一个动脉瘤 We think Gertie had an aneurysm.
她没事吧? Is she OK?
她走了,奥利 We lost her, Ollie.
收缩的张力和推挤使得动脉瘤破裂了 The strain of the contractions and thepushing caused the aneurysm to rupture.
动脉瘤往往没有任何先兆 There are rarely symptomsfor aneurysms...
(∮ "让我伤心的故事" 艾米·曼演唱) (# “That's How I Knew This StoryWould Break My Heart” by Aimee Mann)
∮ 我画了一幅你的肖像 # I drew a picture of you
∮ 还有你美丽的文身 # You and your anchor tattoo
∮ 看见那熟悉的面庞 # And saw the face that I knew
∮ 充满了羞愧 # Covered in shame
∮ 你画了那曾经的鸟儿 # You drew the bird that was here
∮ 一只美丽的喜鹊 # The kind of sweet chanticleer
∮ 但是心中恐慌 # But with a terrible fear
∮ 笼子无法阻止它飞翔 # That the cage couldn't tame
∮ 让我伤心的故事 # That's how I knew the storywould break my heart
∮ 当你老去 # When you're older
∮ 这让我伤心的故事 # That's how I knew the storywould break my heart
你肯定你能行吗,爸爸? ( Ollie) You sure you're OKwith this, Dad?
当然,她是我孙女! What, OK?She's my granddaughter.
你可以一直和我在一起,对吗? Yeah, you can staywith me anytime, can't you?
是的,你可以 Yes, you can.
直到你长大了才去和男孩子在一起抽大麻 Until you're a teenager,with the boys and a reefer.
到那个时候我就不理你了 Then I don't wanna know about you.
我不想强迫你 I wouldn't impose on you, you know.
我有很多工作...堆积着 I just got a lot of work...piled up from before and...
- 我今天晚上要晚些回来,可以吗?- 嗯,别着急 - I'll be back late tonight, OK?- Yeah, take your time.
你爸爸真的很想念你的妈妈,宝贝.我也是 Your daddy really missesyour mommy, kid. I miss her too.
尤其是现在 Especially right now.
哦,我的上帝! - (farting)- Oh, Jesus!
(knocking)
进来 Yeah.
- 你要见我,奥利?- 对,进来 - You wanted to see me, Ollie?- Yeah, come on in.
我没想到你这个星期就回来了,你怎么样? I didn't think you were gonna be inthis week. How you doin'?
- 你还好吗?- 我很好 - You all right?- I'm fine.
看看这篇报道,为什么你不打电话告诉我? Look, this piece in the Post.Why didn't you call me when this broke?
- 我在新泽西的时候就应该先读一下- 我都读过了,很不错, 那个护士是个歌迷 - I had to read about it in New Jersey.- It’s cool. The nurse is a fan.
如果Enquirer(一本娱乐杂志)扔给她一大把硬币她还会是个歌迷吗? Will she still be a fan when the Enquirerflashes a stack of 50s in her face?
听着,如果这样的事情发生了而我不在这里 Listen, something like this breaks,I'm not in the city,
你必须告诉我要么你就另谋高就吧 you find me or you find another job.
嗯,知道了 Yeah, OK.
OK.
还有什么新闻? What else do we got?
嗯,威尔·史密斯 Um, Will Smith.
- 谁?- 活力王子? - Who?- The Fresh Prince?
"DJ杰西·杰夫和活力王子"里面的活力王子? “DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince”Fresh Prince?
- 对- 他怎么了? - Yeah.- What about him?
你记得第一张专辑,就是有"女孩不..." You remember the first album,the one with “Girls Ain't...
- 大闹天宫,对吗?- 大闹天宫,对 - Rock the House. Yeah?- Rock the House, right.
你记得专辑封面上,杰西·杰夫拿着一个房子的模型吗? You remember on the cover of the albumJazzy Jeff is holding a model of a house?
好像是的 Vaguely.
威尔·史密斯把这个房子捐给了硬石咖啡店 Will Smith is donating that houseto the Hard Rock Cafe.
好了,就这样,你发出去了吗? Well, stop the presses.You put the word out yet?
- 时间还没决定- 有人要这条新闻吗? - Date pending, yeah.- Anybody give a shit?
- 好多媒体都要- 你在开玩笑? - Every outlet wants in.- You're kidding me?
没有,连美国新闻和世界报道都要了 No.Even US News and World Report.
为什么?这张专辑是8年前的事情了 Why? It’s an eight-year-old album.
这没关系.大家都喜欢活力王子的电视节目 Doesn't matter. Everyone lovesthat Fresh Prince TV show.
他的新电影几个星期后就要上映了,"独立日" He's got that movie coming outin a couple of weeks, Independence Day.
- 那就让电影部门去处理吧- 不,我们不能这样 - Let the film division handle it.- No, we can't.
威尔想让自己的音乐事业和电影事业分开发展 Will wants to keep his music careerseparate from his movie career.
雅歌丹电影公司的活力王子就要开创自己的电影事业了 Like the Fresh Prince of Bel Airis ever gonna have a movie career.
尽你所能找到一切,我来组织一下,就这样吧 Get me everything you can. I'll put togethera press kit on him, and we'll just do it.
好的 OK.
- 帕蒂,给我接科斯- 好的,奥利 - Patty, get me Kirsch.- (Patty) Sure, Ollie.
如果你要休息几天,我可以处理好活力王子的事情... I can handle this Fresh Prince stuffif you wanna take a couple of days...
嗨,亚瑟,我没事.你忙你的,去吧 Hey, Arthur, I can do my job.I'm all set, OK? You do your job. Go ahead.
帕蒂,你没听见吗?我要你帮我接科斯 Patty, did you not hear me? I asked youto please get Kirsch on the phone.
- 奥利?- 我正在接 - Ollie?- (Patty) I'm trying.
怎么了? What, man?
我知道葬礼的时候说过了,我真的很难过... I know I told you at the funeral,but I'm really sorry...
我很好,知道了吗?我很好 I'm fine.OK, Arthur? I am fine!
现在去做我叫你做的事情吧 Please go dowhat I asked you to do now.
- 科斯在一号线上- 好,接过来! - Kirschner on one.- OK! Put him on the phone then!
- 孩子怎么样?- 她很好,亚瑟! - How's the baby?- The baby is fine, Arthur!
别说什么孩子了!我只想好好工作! Forget about the baby!I just wanna do my job!
上帝啊,奥利!你在叫什么啊? (Kirschner) Jesus Christ, Ollie!What the hell you screamin' about?
- 帕蒂,那是... - Patty, was that...- (turns intercom off)
我正在努力,别担心 (baby crying)
( Ollie) I'm working on that right now.Don't worry.
早点去点菜,知道吗? Just get there earlyand deal with the menu. OK?
嗨,你聋了吗?孩子在那里哭呢! Hey! Are you deaf?The kid is cryin' up there.
你能帮忙一下吗?我有重要的事情!谢谢你 Can you deal with that? I'm doingsomething important. OK? Thanks.
还有什么比你的孩子哭更重要的? What the hell could be moreimportant than your kid crying?
我明天有一个捐赠仪式 I have a memorabilia donationceremony in the morning
我们公司非常重视,就像皇室婚礼那样 that my company is treatinglike a royal wedding
因为嘉宾将是猫王以来最受欢迎的美国音乐家 'cause apparently the client's the mostbeloved American musician since Elvis.
那孩子已经哭了10分钟了 The kid's been screamingfor the last ten minutes.
如果他吵到你了,就上去给他个奶瓶,好吗? If it bothers you so much,go up there and give her a bottle. OK?
抱歉,在这里工作真是糟糕透了 Sorry. It’s a nightmaretrying to work at this house.
上帝!我等会再打给你,好吗? Jesus! Let me call you back, OK?
- 怎么了,爸爸?- 听着,孩子 - What, Dad?- Listen, kid.
我也曾经失去妻子,记得吗?所以我知道你的感受,振作起来 I lost a wife too, remember?So I get how you're feelin'. But come on.
你们结婚了多久,20年?我呢,才20分钟 You were married for what, 20 years?I got about 20 minutes.
所以你根本不"理解"我的感受,明白吗? So you don't “get”how I'm feeling at all, OK?
对不起,奥利弗,但是这也改变不了你是个父亲的事实! I'm sorry, Oliver, but that don't changethe fact that you're a goddamn father now
自从孩子从回来以后你还没做过父亲该做的事情! and you haven't acted like itsince that kid got home from the hospital!
我一个月了都在做你应该做的事情! I been calling in sick for a month to dothe things you're supposed to be doin'!
我的上帝,如果格蒂看到你现在的样子... Jesus Christ, if Gertie could seethe shit you've been pulling...
格蒂再也看不到了,爸爸,她死了 Gertie doesn't see anything anymore,Dad. She's dead.
对,她死了 Yeah, she's dead.
但是你没有,孩子也没有 But you ain't.And neither is that kid.
(baby continues crying)
(dialing)
嗯,没什么 Yeah. It’s nothin'.
嗯... Uh...
好的,我会做的.马上就完成了 All right, so I'm gonna do the kit.It’s almost finished.
你负责菜单, 威尔什么时候到? You can deal with the menu.What time's Will getting there?
(baby crying)
爸爸,孩子醒了! Dad, the baby's up!
(crying continues)
爸爸!孩子要吃奶了! Dad! The baby needs to be fed!
爸爸! Dad!
怎么回事?! (Bart) What the hell...?!
你发疯了?你想自杀? Are you nuts?What, are you trying to get killed?!
- 你在干什么?- 寻找耶稣,看看他什么样子 - What are you doing?- Searching for Christ. What's it look like?
你出门的时候最好和我说一声,爸爸 It would have been nice if you'd told meyou were leaving the house!
这样我可以把孩子交给你而不是一路开车来这里! That way, I could've given you the babyinstead of driving all the way down here!
- 这下我要遇到塞车了!- 不,你不能把孩子给我 - Now I'm gonna hit traffic!- No, you ain't giving me the baby.
嗨! 你说什么? Hey! Excuse me?
我今天很忙 I got uptown and downtownto do this morning.
- 今天你自己带孩子- 什么? 不! - You're on your own with the kid today.- What?! No!
我今天早上要开记者会,爸爸!你知道的! I have this press conference I have to dothis morning, Dad! You know that!
- 我也有自己的工作- 如果我现在不马上去的话... - I got a job to do too.- If I don't leave right now...
- 那就快去!- 那孩子怎么办? - So leave!- And do what with the baby?!
- 带上她!- 妈的! 我... - Take her with you!- Goddamn it! I...
我知道我对孩子不够好... Look, I know I haven't beenhelping out that much with the baby...
听听, "对孩子不够好" Listen to you, “Helping outthat much with the baby.”
她可是你的女儿,我的上帝 She's your daughter,for Christ's sakes!
- 我现在该怎么办?- 做个好爸爸, 混蛋 - What am I supposed to do with her?!- Try acting like her father, shithead!
他妈的! Goddamn it!
伙计们,对不起 Folks, I'm sorry.
- 对不起,史蒂夫- 到底...? - Sorry. Steve.- What the...?!
- 我买了尿布,他们送来了吗?- 你是说孩子用的尿布? - I ordered diapers. Did they get here yet?- You mean baby diapers?
你为什么不半个小时前就开始呢?你不该等我的! Why didn't you start half an hour ago?You shouldn't have waited for me!
- 我们在等威尔- 威尔还没有来?! - We're waiting for Will.- Will's not here?!
- 没有- 你是不是亭基 - No.- Are either of you guys Trinket?
- 是的. 他在哪里?- 我们也不知道 - Close enough. Where is he?- We're not sure.
那个孩子都发臭了,你知道吗? Damn! That baby smells like shit.You know that, right?
你终于来了这真好 (Arthur) It’s a good thingyou finally showed up, man.
- 他们都要暴动了- 噢! 我的上帝! - They're gettin' all rowdy out there.- Oh, Mother of God!
- 怎么了? 上帝- 奥利 - What? Jesus...- Ollie!
奥利,那个滚石来的人...天哪,这是什么味道? Ollie, the guy from Rolling Stone...Holy shit! What is that smell?
是尿布的味道, 滚石来的家伙说什么了? Grow up, Susan! It’s a dirty diaper.What did the Rolling Stone guy say?
如果我们再不开始,他们就走了 If we don't start in five minutes,they're leaving
赶去和"布鲁斯巡游者杂志"签约 to go cover the Blues Travelersigning at Tower.
- 上帝!- 嗨!这样不对! - Jesus Christ!- Hey, you're doing that wrong.
- 什么?- 这样包不对! - What?- You're doing that wrong.
你应该从前面包到后面你却是从后面包到前面 You're supposed to wipe front to back.You're wiping back to front.
你这样把大便包进了她的.. You do that, you're just wipingthe poop into her...
..."裂缝"里去了 ..crevice.
快走吧! 离远点 Get outta here! Beat it!
记住我的话吧,你会把她害惨的 Mark my words,you're gonna give her the crotch-rot.
- 你们可以帮我...你来吧- 哦,别叫我,不 - Would one of you do... You do this.- Oh, not me. No.
你帮我对付一下,我去让大家安静下来 Will you do thisso I can go out there and calm them down?
为什么?因为我是女的?我从来没见过裸体的婴儿,从来没有! Why, because I'm a girl?I've never even seen a naked baby. No!
那好,谢谢你我会记住的 Fine. Thank you very much.I'm gonna remember this.
- 我该用多少?- 我是不是应该叫那个人回来? - How much of this am I supposed to use?- Should I get that guy back?
因为这味道,我建议你用许多许多 If it's for the smell,I suggest you use a lot.
哦! 你应该拧开,把盖子拧开! Ooh! You gotta turn... turn it.You gotta turn the top!
哦! 对准孩子! Oh! Direct it at the baby.
谢谢!请到外面去告诉大家马上就要开始了! Thank you! Go out there, please,and tell them we're about to start!
我觉得还要更多 I'd say more.
太多了 That's a lot.
(music playing)
活力王子马上就来了 All right,the Fresh Prince is almost here.
你衬衫上是可卡因吗? Is that blow on your shirt?
你觉得呢? 这个行业就是要表演的,对吗? What do you think, Stretch?This is show business, right?
- 我是开玩笑- 活力王子人呢? - That was a joke, people.- Where's the Fresh Prince?
- 活力王子正在路上 - The Fresh Prince is on his way.- (baby crying)
- 她哭了,你能抱一下吗?- 不! 不 - It’s crying. Will you take it?- No! No.
那个是杰西·杰夫吗? - Is that Jazzy Jeff?- (all laugh)
这是胡搞,活力王子在哪里? This is bullshit!Where's the Fresh Prince?
可以请人叫那孩子安静吗? Will someone please shut that girl up?
马戏表演够了,拜托!叫活力王子出来吧! Enough with the Romper Room, man!Bring out the Fresh Prince!
活力王子!活力王子! (chanting) Fresh Prince! Fresh Prince!
抱一下她 - Please take her.- (chanting continues)
我, 嗯... I, uh...
可恶! 上帝!把她给我! 把孩子给我 Goddamn it! Christ!Give her to me! Give me the baby.
(chanting continues)
你们可以他妈的别再叫"活力王子"吗? Would you people just shut the hell upwith the “Fresh Prince” already?!
他只是个电视演员... He's a two-bit TV actor...
他签好你们这些变态准备的破烂协议后... who won't be around any longerthan it takes for the ink to dry
...不等墨水干就会走的! on the pages of the worthless ragsyou jerk-offs write for!
(silence)
妈的 Shit.
- 这家伙疯了- 这话要记下来 - That guy's toast.- That's a hell of a quote.
(∮ "摇摆的战车" 乔治·琼斯演唱) (# “Swing Low Sweet Chariot”by George Jones)
∮ 我俯瞰着约旦 (baby crying)
# Well, I looked over Jordan
∮ 我看到了什么? - (Arthur crying)- # And what did I see?
没事的,亚瑟 It’s all right, Arthur.
∮ 来带我回家 # Comin' for to carry me home
∮ 一群天使 # A band of angels
∮ 追随我 # Coming after me
∮ 来带我回家 # Coming for to carry me home
∮ 摇摆的战车 # Swing low, sweet chariot
∮ 来带我回家 # Coming for to carry me home
∮ 摇摆的战车 # Swing low, sweet chariot
∮ 来带我回家 # Coming for to carry me home
我们不会呆很久了,爸爸 We won't be here too long, Dad.
我找到新工作就走 We'll be out of your hairas soon as I get another job.
我正在和一些公司接触 I have some feelers outto the other firms right now.
当一切都安排妥当... As soon as this whole thingblows over...
如果需要你可以一直呆在这里 It’s OK to stay here as long as you need to,till you get back on your feet.
- 我很感激- 有一个条件 - I appreciate that.- On one condition.
- 又来了- 你每天晚上哄孩子睡觉 - Here we go.- You put the kid to bed every night.
- 就这样?- 只是开始 - That's it?- For starters.
不许找女人,我的房子不许妓女进来 And no whores.I don't want no whores in my house.
我可不是嫖客,爸爸 I'm not really a whoremonger, Dad.
这个,给孩子 Here, the kid gets this.
真有意思,早上8点,你们都拿个瓶子 That's cute.8:00, you both get a bottle.
闭嘴.去做父亲该做的事情吧 Just shut the hell up and go be a father,would ya, please?
No?
嗯,只是暂时的,你知道... (clears throat) Yeah, this is only temporary,us... you know...
和你爷爷住在这里 living with your grandfather here.
所以... So...
活力王子的事情怎么办? how about that Fresh Prince thing, huh?
那次表演真不赖 It was quite a show.
你爸爸是个大蠢货 Your dad's one big horse's ass.
爸爸以前的老板说希特勒的公关秘书 Daddy's ex-bosses saidthe guys who did PR for Hitler
干这行都会比你爸爸干的好 have a better chance of working inthis business again than Daddy does.
所以,好吧... So, OK...
你怎么样? How're you doin'?
嗯,你知道,你看上去和你妈妈很像 Yeah... You know,you kinda look like your mom.
像秃头微缩版的妈妈 Like a squishier,balder version of your mom.
伙计... Man...
我真希望你可以见到你妈妈 I just wish you could've gottento meet your mom.
我知道她也想见你...无论什么代价 I know she wanted to meet you...in a big, bad way.
无论什么代价 In a big, bad way.
有时候,爸爸希望是自己死了,而不是妈妈 Sometimes, Daddy wisheshe'd have died instead of Mommy.
因为妈妈从来不会... Because Mommy never would've...
对待工作比对待你更认真 let work get in the way of...getting to know you,
而爸爸在过去的一个月里... like Daddy has for the last...month or so.
只是爸爸...他没想到妈妈会... It’s just that Daddy...he didn't expect Mommy...
那样的离开了 (sighs) to leave the way she did.
这对爸爸太难了,所以他整天的工作 It’s just really hard on Daddy, who's beentrying to fill up his days with work,
这样他就可以不想起妈妈 so he wouldn't have to think aboutMommy never being around again.
我太爱你的妈妈了 I just loved your mom so much.
你知道吗? You know?
她点燃了我生命的火焰 She really lit my world on fire.
那个时候... When that happens...
你会觉得这火焰将永恒不熄,你知道吗? you kinda think it'll go on like thatuntil one of you dies. You know?
你只是无法预料到... You just don't expect...
我太想她了,非常,非常 I miss her so much. So, so much.
你是妈妈的一部分, 所以你对爸爸非常重要 And you're a little piece of Mommy. Andthat makes you really special to Daddy.
什么地方都别去 Just don't go anywhere.
你是除妈妈以外对我最重要的了,我爱你 'Cause you're the next best thingto Mommy, and I love you so much.
我会一直在你身边 And I'll always be here for you.
以前所做的我很抱歉 And I'm sorry aboutthe way I've been acting.
我保证,我以后会很好的 I promise you...I'll be better now.
我要做天下最好的爸爸 I'm gonna be the best daddyin the world.
因为妈妈要我这样,也是你应该得到的 'Cause that's what Mommy wanted.And that's what you deserve.
这就是我 And that's all I am now.
你的爸爸 I'm just your dad.
你爸爸有的时候喜欢信口开河,我知道 Your dad likes to run off at the mouthsometimes, I know.
(sneezes)
你妈妈也不喜欢 Your mother wasn't a fan, either.
你想看看妈妈的照片吗?我有一张 You wanna see a pictureof your mom? I have one.
这是你妈妈,她非常漂亮 This was your mommy.She was really pretty.
你可以留着 OK. You can keep it.
爸爸还有好多 Daddy's got a bunch.
就这样 There you go.
晚安,格蒂 Goodnight, Gertie.
格蒂7岁了 (bell ringing)
(# “Worlds They Rise and Fall”by Mike Heron)
∮ 这世界 # Worlds...
∮ 变幻无常 # They rise and fall
格蒂! ( Ollie) Gertie!
∮ 她闪烁的眼眸 # Within her eyes
你的车子来了,公主 Your chariot awaits, Princess.
我们走吧! Let's go!
我们走吧!啊! We gotta go! Argh!
∮ 在空中翱翔 # To fly in the sky
- 学校里好吗?- 嗯 - How was school, good?- Mm-hm.
- 开心吗?- 嗯 - You have a nice time?- Yep.
系上安全带,知道在哪里吗? Remember to put your seat belt on?Know where to find it?
嗯 Yep.
锁好,准备好 Lock and load.Comin' around. Get ready.
- 准备好了?- 出发吧! - Ready?- Punch it, Chewy!
- 我们可以去看音乐剧"猫"吗?- 不行 - Can we go see Cats?- Absolutely not.
为什么? Why?
"猫"是纽约第二糟糕的东西 Cats was the second-worst thingthat ever happened to New York City.
- 而且,3年前就不再演出了- 我们从来都没做过有意思的事情! - Besides, Cats closed three years ago.- We never do anything cool.
你正坐在蝙蝠侠的车子里,还不够酷吗? You're ridin' in the Batmobile,aren't ya? How cool is that?
哦,我的上帝 Oh, my God.
瞧,没有人比我更悲伤 Look, no one's more depressed than methat driving the street sweeper
我把开清洁车当成生命中的享受了 is considered the heightof excitement in my life.
我以前住在纽约 I used to live in New York City.
可以一天看三次"猫" I could've gone to see Catsthree times a day.
- 好像我一直求你一样- 哦,没有没有 - It’s not like I ever ask for anything.- Oh-ho-ho!
奥斯卡得主:格蒂·亭基 “And the Oscar goes to Gertie Trinke,
她在"我父亲的守护人"中表演出色 for her performance inLaying It On Thick For My Old Man.”
为什么你突然想看"猫"? What is it with you and Catsall of a sudden?
因为我想在演出里唱一首"猫"里的歌,就像其他人一样 I wanna sing a Cats songin the big show, like everybody else.
- 什么演出?- 学校要搞一次大型演出 - What big show?- There's gonna be this big show at school.
所有人都要和自己的家人一起唱一首歌 All the people have to sing a songwith people from their family.
- 你是在邀请我去吗?- 嗯! 你还有爷爷 - Are you inviting me to this big show?- Duh! Yeah, you and Pop too.
哦! 你爷爷一定开心死了 Oh-ho! I'm sure that'll go overhuge with your pop.
格理尼叔叔和布洛克叔叔可以一起来吗? Can Uncle Greenie and Uncle Blockbe in it too?
他们可不是你的叔叔,连你的亲戚都不是 Those men are not your uncles.They're barely even your peers.
小便的人? (注: 小女孩把Peer(亲戚)听成Pee-er) Pee-ers?
- 演出是什么时候?- 感恩节放假前 - When is this big show?- Right before Thanksgiving break.
节目要和圣经有关吗? Does it have to be somethingfrom the Bible?
不用吧,圣经里有猫吗? I don't think so.Is Cats in the Bible?
魔鬼的圣经里大概有吧 The Satanic Bible, yes.
- 怎么了?- 你什么时候带她去看"猫"? - What?- When you taking her to see the cats?
天哪,你也问? Jesus, you too?
格蒂! Gertie!
你知道"猫"是什么东西吗,爸爸? Do you even know what Cats is, Dad?
- 什么,你以为我不看报纸吗- 你不读那样的报纸 - What, I don't read the papers?- You don't read that paper.
你拿着纽约时报干什么? What are you doing witha New York Times?
他们破产了 They ran out of the Ledger.
纽约时报从来不会胡说的,爸爸 They don't have the Jumblein the Times, Dad.
可恶 Shit.
- 你去哪里了?- 我在洗手间 - Where were you?- I was in the bathroom.
- 为什么我没有听到冲水的声音- 哦,我忘记了 - Why didn't I hear the toilet flush?- Oh. I forgot.
好,向后转上楼去冲水 OK, march your butt back upstairsand flush that toilet.
还有,当我说不的时候 And when I say no about something,
就像说起"猫"的时候,我的意思就是"不" like, I don't know, Cats, maybe,I mean no.
明白了? OK?
- 爷爷,你应该再聪明一点的- 你为什么教她这么说话? - Pop, you were supposed to be subtle!- Why do you teach her words like that?
你明天要帮我去扫公园,我不能去了 You're gonna have to mow the parkfor me tomorrow. I can't do it.
- 为什么不能?- 我11点有个约会 - Why the hell not?- I have an appointment in the city at 11:00.
上帝啊,孩子,为什么你一直这么对待自己? Jesus, kid,why do you keep doin' it to yourself?
你还要去面试几次啊? How many of these interviewsyou gotta go on
到最后一败涂地 before you get it throughyour thick head
他们不再要你干这行了! they don't want youin that business anymore?
因为你开了那个什么王子的玩笑! For Christ's sakes, you made funof that Prince Charles guy.
谢谢 - (toilet flushing)- Thank you.
首先,爸爸,我没有开任何人的玩笑 First of all, Dad,I didn't “make fun” of anybody.
我只是说了一句关于活力王子威尔·史密斯的话 I made one remark about Will Smith,the Fresh Prince.
人们迟早会忘记的 Sooner or later,everyone's gonna forget about that
然后我就会回去做我真正擅长的事情 and I'm gonna go back to doingwhat I'm really good at,
而不是扫地,扫雪和捡垃圾 instead of sweeping streetsand plowing snow and picking up garbage.
明白了? OK?
如果你真的要会城市,那至少带她去看一次"猫"吧 If you're going into the city anyway,at least take the kid to see the cats.
( Ollie sighs)
哦,上帝... Oh, God...
你知道吗,因为"猫"不再上演了 I'll tell you what,since there is no more Cats,
格蒂,你为什么不来看看再选一个你想看的表演呢 Gertie, why don't you come over here andpick out another play that you wanna see?
看看这里,任何一个都可以 Look through here.Anything you want. Go nuts.
- "猫"是场戏?- 嗯,你说你看了报纸的 - Cats is a show?- Yeah, you read the papers.
你觉得你很狡猾对吗小姐? You think you're slick,don't ya, young lady?
下次你要找个搭档的话 Next time you're lookin'for a partner in crime,
要找个比你爷爷好一点的 you're gonna have to aim higherthan your grandfather.
- 他的脑子不好使- 我听到了! - (whispers) He's soft in the head.- (Bart) I heard that!
这个,我们可以去看这个吗? Here.Can we go see this show?
理发师陶德? 这个都是唱歌的你知道吗? Sweeney Todd? Do you knowthat this has a lot of singing?
- 不过还是一场戏吧- 嗯,我只是告诉你 - It’s still a play.- OK. I'm just checking.
你爸爸以前打赌输给一个同事 Your dad one time lost a betwith someone at his work,
然后他就去看了一场溜冰歌唱演出 and he had to go see a singing play,done by people on roller skates.
- 真棒!- 爸爸可不觉的 - Cool!- Your dad didn't think so.
我主要负责歌手录音 ( Ollie) I handled primarilyrecording artists
不过我开始的时候也做过电影公司的公关 but when I initially trained,I trained in film PR, so I can do that too.
我离开了6,7年,在新泽西抚养我的女儿 I, uh... took the last six or seven years off.I was raising my daughter in New Jersey.
不过我一直很关心,所以我有信心回来 But I kept abreast, so...I'm pretty comfortable jumping back in.
我还可以告诉你们什么? What else can I tell you guys? Uh...
就这样,我马上就可以开始 That's it.I can start, you know, right away.
你们还好吗? - You guys all right?- (clears throat)
你就是那个奥利·亭基?以前在曼德尔/科斯纳工作的? Are you the Ollie Trinke? The onewho used to work at Mandell Kirschner?
对 Yeah.
- 他妈的!- 我告诉你了,雷诺兹!付钱吧! - Son of a bitch!- Yes! I told you, Reynolds! Pay up!
- 给你- 怎么回事? - (Reynolds) I got it.- Am I missin' somethin'?
他和我打赌说你就是奥利·亭基 Nah, nah, he just bet meyou were the Ollie Trinke,
就是那个拿"活力王子"开玩笑的人 the one who pulled “The Fresh Prince”.
- 人人都知道了?- 当然! - They named it?- Of course!
你在开玩笑吗?你是个神话,朋友! Are you kidding?You're a legend, man!
你做了所有人做梦才做的事情! You did what every flackonly dreams about doing!
- 是什么?- 你那么勇敢! - Which was what?- You went apeshit!
一脚把自己的客户踢回了远古时代 You trashed your clientback to the Stone Age.
- 嗯- 我们向你致敬! - Yeah.- We bow to you, man.
- 你就像是个神仙!- 嗯,没错 - You're like a god around here.- Yep, exactly.
- 神仙可以得到这个工作吗?- 不 - God enough to get a job?- No.
- 什么,你糊涂了吗?- 不可能的,亭基 - What, are you insane?- No chance, Trinke! (laughing)
- 爷爷,我回来了- 我忙死了 - Pop, I'm home!- (Bart) Yeah, like I give a shit.
谢谢你,爷爷! You know, thanks a lot, Pop!
- 就是这个样子的?- 大概是吧 - That's what it looks like?- I guess.
- 你的什么样子?- 不是这样的 - What does yours look like?- Not like that.
嗯?让我看看吧 Yeah? Let me see.
好的 All right.
格蒂,布赖恩要回家了 ( Ollie) Gertie!It’s time for Bryan to go home.
好吧... OK...
- 你的目的是什么?- 嗯? - What are your intentions?- Huh?
你对我女儿有什么企图? What are your intentionswith my daughter?
- 你计划娶她吗?- 我不知道 - Do you plan on marrying her?- I don't know.
那好,只有要结婚的男孩女孩,嗯... Well, only married boys and girls,ahem...
才能让互相看,嗯... show each other their, uh...
他们的,你知道,那部分 their, you know, uh...
...那部分 ..parts.
明白? OK?
好了,布赖恩,你可以走了如果再来就带个戒指 OK, Bryan, you can go now.If you come back, come back with a ring.
是,亭基先生 Yes, Mr. Trinke.
- 再见格蒂- 再见 - Bye, Gertie.- Bye.
再见,布赖恩 Goodbye, Bryan.
嗯 OK.
你有没有什么,嗯... Do you have any, uh...
关于你看到的东西... questions about what you...
你知道... you know...
你知道...想问的? you know, whatever, saw?
布赖恩的东西你也有吗? Do you have what Bryan has?
嗯,我也有...一个 Yes, I have one... too.
你的和他的一样大吗? Is yours as big as his?
不好意思,是的 Sadly, yes.
- 我们去租录像吧- 好的 - Can we rent a movie?- Yes.
- 所以他们不要你咯?- 嗯,不过你爸爸显然已经家喻户晓了 - So they wouldn't give you a job, huh?- No. But apparently, Daddy's a legend.
反正你也不需要那份工作,你已经有自己的工作了 You don't need that job anyway.You already got a job.
嗯,爸爸以前有个工作 Yes, well,Daddy used to have a job
那个时候回家洗澡是享受而不是必须的任务 where a nightly shower was an option,not a necessity.
- 你知道自己应该做什么工作吗,爸爸?- 是什么? - You know what job you should do?- What's that?
你应该做个舞蹈老师,就像"辣身舞"里面的强尼 You should be a dance teacher,like Johnny in Dirty Dancing.
是吗?我是不是应该说"没人可以躲在角落里?" I should? Should I say,“Nobody puts Baby in a corner”?
哦!我们可以再借一次"辣身舞"吗? Oh, can we rentDirty Dancing again?
哦,"辣身舞"对我来说比"猫"排名更低了 Ohh... Dirty Dancing ranks one notchbelow Cats in my book.
你再选其他的吧 Can you pick out something else?
这个可以吗? Can we rent this?
绝对不行! 去儿童区选吧 Absolutely not. Go pick out somethingfrom the children's section.
- 那些电影太俗了- 注意你的用词 - All those movies suck.- Watch your language.
嗯,这是... Nah, that's...
嗯,我想就这样吧,嗯,就这样 No, I guess that's it.Yep, yep, that's it.
我就要这个,还有那个孩子拿的 I'll just take thisand whatever the kid's getting.
装到袋子里,就可以了 Just go ahead and put it in the bag.I'm all set.
很好 It’s good.
"双性伙计, 克里斯·乔蒂主演"? “Bi-Bi Guys, featuring Curious Jordie”?
真有趣,你妻子知道你的爱好吗? Interesting choice. Does the wife knowyou're looking into your options?
只是...我... It’s... I got the...
- 不小心拿错了- 哦,这样 - I got the wrong box by accident.- Oh, right.
你能帮我换一盒其他的吗? Would you mind, uh...exchanging that for me for something...
任何你可以拿到的,你知道... anything you can get your hands onthat's, you know...
- 嗯,你想要...- 不是双性的 - So, then you want something...- ...that's non-bi.
请把会员卡给我 Can I have yourmembership card, please?
嗯,给 Yeah, sure.
你不介意我问你一些租借电影的事情吧? Do you mind if I asked you a few questionsabout your renting practices?
嗯,没问题 Uh... sure.
真的?嗯... Really? Uh...
你是不是一直和女儿一起来租成人电影,还是第一次? Do you always rent adult titles with yourdaughter in tow, or is this the first time?
你说什么? Excuse me?
你借黄色录像的时候,是不是总是和家里人一起来的? When you rent porn, do youusually do it with family around,
还是说这次是特例? or is this like a, you know,special occasion?
- 我必须要回答吗?- 我是个学生,正在写毕业论文 - Do I have to answer this?- I'm a grad student, writing a thesis paper.
"手心里的秘密:顾家的男人和色情录影" “A Bird in the Hand: The Family Manand the Pornographic Fixation”.
嗯,别把我扯进去 OK. I would rather not take part.
真的? Really?
弗兰克,双性伙计的租期是一天还是两天? Frank, is Bi-Bi Guysa one or a two-night rental?
- 你拿了什么,爸爸?- 是呀,爸爸,我们来看一下... - What are you getting, Daddy?- Yeah, Daddy. Let's just take a look...
不要,好吗? Let's not, OK?
我女儿在的时候不要问我这样的问题好吗? Would you mind not asking me thosequestions when my daughter's with me?
那你回来还的时候可以吗? How about when you bring these back?
嗯...好吧 That's... Yeah.
为了得到诚实的回答,别让孩子和你妻子一起来 In an effort to get honest feedback,leave the kid and the wife at home.
我妈妈死了,我出生的时候她去世了 My mom's dead.She died when I was born.
哦,上帝 Oh, Jesus.
哦,我很抱歉,我不知道... Man, I'm sorry. I didn't...
嗯,没关系 No, you didn't.
我们走吧 Let's go.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我一定要这样吗? Do I have to?
大力士和蒂基怪兽打架的时候不用睡觉的! Major Damage didn't have to go to bedwhen he fought the Tiki Terrors!
- 梅尔文- 他们... - (mom) Melvin!- And do they...
我去开 - (knocking)- I'll get it.
不行,你不该这么晚还不睡觉的 You will not. You're not evensupposed to be up this late.
看你的吧 Watch your video.
- 但是,妈妈!- 应该说,"好的,妈妈" - (Melvin) But, Mom!- (mom) Say, “OK, Mom.”
- 啊!- 说,"好的,妈妈" - (Melvin) Ahh!- (mom) Say, “OK, Mom.”
嗨 Hi.
嗨!你是租影碟的阿姨 Hey! You're the ladyfrom the video store.
别老是用这个句型,好吗?回去看你的片子吧 Let's not use that term too loosely, OK?Go back and watch your video.
嗯? Yes?
我只是想过来 I just wanted to come here
告诉你前面我非常抱歉 and tell you that I'm really sorryabout earlier tonight.
我说了不该说的话,对于你女儿还有一切 I feel like shit about what I saidand your daughter and everything.
嗯...的确如此 Well... you should.
你知道那孩子回家一路上都在哭 You know that kid was cryingin the car the whole way home?
- 哦,不...- 不,我才没有呢 - Oh, no...- No, I wasn't.
- 回去看你的片子吧- 真好!真不错 - Get back inside and watch your video!- Nice! Real nice.
为了我的论文你应该回答我的问题了吧 See, now you have to let meinterview you for my paper.
你就是为这来的? Is that why you're here?
我只是觉得你是一个很好的研究对象 I just think you'd make one hell ofan interesting case study.
一个可怜的鳏夫因为要抚养孩子没时间去约会 The sympathetic widower who doesn'thave time to date 'cause he's raising a kid,
所以就去借黄色录影带.我觉得这很有趣 so he rents porn instead. I mean,I think that's very interesting stuff.
上帝,你胆子真大,小姐! Jesus Christ!You've got some nerve, lady.
另外,我也想借机会向你道歉 And besides,I'd really like to make it up to you.
因为我说的话,还有前面让你难堪 For what I said,and for embarrassing you before that.
你今天真是收获颇丰.中了大奖了 You're really having a banner evening.You're batting a thousand tonight.
你是奥利,对吗?我是玛雅·哈丁 You're Ollie, right?I'm Maya Harding.
"嗨,玛雅,很高兴见到你" “Hi, Maya. Nice to meet you.”
嗨 Hi.
来吧,这个星期哪天我请你吃饭吧 Come on, why don't you let metake you out one day this week?
你不看黄片的时候会出去吃饭的对吧? You do eat lunch when you're notknee-deep in adult movies, right?
我很感激,但是...还是算了,谢谢你 I appreciate it, but, uh...no thanks.
奥利,拜托,你让我觉得很对不起你 Ollie, come on,you're ruining my karma level here.
什么?请我吃顿午饭你就能心安理得了? What, buying me one lunchis gonna square you with Krishna?
小野兔,小野兔! Hare Hare!
星期一怎么样,听上去不错 Is Monday OK?Sound good?
我不想去什么稀奇古怪的餐厅那么就去"Diner"吧 I mean, I was thinking nothing fancy.I was thinking maybe, like, the diner.
- 中午怎么样?- 不! - Around noon?- No!
就中午吧! Noon it is!
哦... Oh...
到时候见了,再见! See you there. Bye!
真是个古怪的女人 An incredibly strange woman.
(honking horn)
我没听到冲水的声音 I did not hear the toilet flush.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 我们可以去买爆米花吗- 这可不是看电影,宝贝 - Can we get popcorn?- This isn't the movies, sweetheart.
这里没有爆米花卖,这是百老汇,像上课一样 They don't sell popcorn here.This is Broadway. This is class.
∮ 如果你很漂亮 # And if you're beautiful
∮ 然后怎么样呢? # What then?
∮ 麦色的黄头发 # With yellow hair like wheat
∮ 我觉得我们不该再见面了,我亲爱的宝贝 # I think we shall not meet again,my little dove
∮ 我亲爱的乔安娜 # My sweet Johanna
∮ 再见,乔安娜 # Goodbye, Johanna
∮ 你死了,就永远是我的了 # You're gone and yet you're mine
∮ 我很好,乔安娜 # I'm fine, Johanna
∮ 我很好 # I'm fine
你看到那层了,往右数三扇窗户 ( Ollie) OK. You see that floor.Now look three windows in from the right.
看到那扇窗了吗?那里就是我们和爷爷在一起以前住的地方 See that window? That's where weused to live before we lived with Pop.
如果呆在城市里我们还是会住那里 We'd still live thereif we lived in the city.
- 如果妈妈还活着的话?- 对 - If Mommy was still alive?- Yep.
- 爸爸- 嗯? - Dad...- Yes?
你想念妈妈吗? Do you miss Mommy?
当然,每天都想 I do. Every day.
- 她什么样子?- 我告诉你一万次了 - What was she like?- I've told you a million times.
- 我知道,但是我忘记了- 不,我知道你没忘 - I know, but I forget.- No, I don't think you forget.
你只是想听我说一遍这没关系 I think you just like to hear me tell you.Which is OK. It’s all right.
你可以一遍一遍问,只要你愿意 You can ask about your mommyas much as you want.
那快说吧 So tell me already.
嗯,她很大胆,就像你能站在那么高 Well, she was pushy,like you were right there.
她很漂亮,你像你现在这样 She was beautiful,like you are right now.
她也很...聪明... And she was... smart...
坚强，你长大了会和她一样 and strong,like you'll grow up to be one day.
我现在就很聪明 I'm smart now.
我知道. 我可没有在责难你 I know. I wasn't impugningyour intelligence or anything.
“责难”是什么意思? What's “impugning” mean?
哦, 不够聪明了吧？ Oh, not so smart now, are you?
- 那个词真难记- 是呀，不好记 - That's a big word.- Yes, you're right, it is.
“责难”就是批评的意思 Let's see.To impugn means to criticize.
那么... 爷爷经常责难你，对吗? So... Pop's always impugning you, right?
他认为是的 Well, he thinks he is.
但他那样做只是为了证明自己还活着 But he's just talkingto make sure he's still alive.
爷爷年纪已经很大了 Pop is a very, very old man.
你怎么看? 喜欢这个城市吗？ What do you think?You like the city?
还好啦. 但我更喜欢海兰 It’s OK.But I like Highlands better.
- 是么?- 是的 - You do?- Yeah.
那有我的学校, 我的朋友，还能租电影看 My school's there, and my friends...And we can rent movies there.
我没记错的话，在这儿也能租呀 Well, if memory serves,you can rent movies here too.
对, 但不是从那个漂亮的姐姐手里租了 Yeah, but not from that pretty ladyat the video store.
- 哦, 你觉得她很漂亮?- 你不觉得吗? - Oh, you think she's pretty, do you?- Don't you?
所以你才和她约会，对吗? Isn’t that whyyou're taking her on a date?
那不是约会你是唯一和我约过会的女孩，行了吧？ It’s not a date.The only girl I take on dates is you, OK?
这是个约会. 我们在约会 This is a date.We're on a date.
- 是约会吗?- 是 - We are?- Mm-hm.
- 可是感觉不象- 不象吗? - It doesn't feel like a date.- It doesn't?
我会让你感觉象的 Well, I can fix that.
先生! Sir!
那么，第一个问题:你多久租一次成人电影? (Maya) So, uh, question one:How often do you rent adult movies?
- 我必须回答吗?- 没什么可害臊的 - Do I really have to do this?- You have nothing to be ashamed about.
对这感兴趣是很正常的, 只要不上瘾 Interest in adult film can be healthy,as long as it's not habitual.
- 说吧, 多久一次?- 每周三到四次 - So come on, how often?- Three or four times a week.
好吧，我收回刚才的话你应该为此感到害臊 OK, maybe I was wrong.You should be ashamed.
你可真会挑,在这么一个合适的地方 You have a real talentfor making the subject feel open
谈这些让人感到自在的话题 and comfortablein a safe environment.
我猜你是租来自慰用的, 对吗? So you're renting it presumablyto masturbate to, right?
- 天哪!- 说嘛, 别这么扭捏 - Good God!- Come on, don't be such a tight-ass.
我们都是成年人了 We're all adults here.
我才是成年人，你多大了？ I know I'm an adult.How old are you, exactly?
- 到三月份我26岁- 26岁? - I'll be 26 in March.- 26?
你不懂有些事是不能在公共场合讲的吗？ You still haven't learned some thingsaren't polite to talk about in public?
要是能让你觉得自在一些我先说吧, 我一天两次 If it makes you feel any better,I do it, like, twice a day.
- 天呀!- 怎么说呢? 我很无聊的 - Good God!- What can I tell ya? I get bored easily.
你会得腕管综合症的 You're gonna getcarpal tunnel syndrome.
少来说我，你也没闲着 Don't get all judgmental with me.You're no slouch yourself.
- 不是的, 我…- 我的性取向很健康 - Well, no, I...- I just have a healthy sexual appetite.
你为什么不去找个男朋友呢? Why don't you go outand get yourself a boyfriend?
那你为什么不去找个女朋友呢? Why don't you just go outand get yourself a girlfriend?
我白天要干活，晚上要照顾孩子 I work all day,I hang out with my kid all night.
你宁可照顾孩子也不愿去做爱? So you'd rather hang out with your kidthan get laid?
- 对- 你真可爱 - Yeah.- Aw... that's kinda sweet.
我有点喜欢上你了, 亭基. I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.
好了. 我能回家了吗? OK. Can I go home now?
不，你上次做爱是在什么时候? No.When was the last time you had sex?
我不太想说 I would rather notdisclose that information.
快说吧, 你现在还想守口如瓶？ Oh, come on,don't clam up on me now.
我不会在论文里写你的名字的 You're gonna remain anonymousin my paper.
哈! 那倒没什么，我只是很不好意思 Ha! Anonymity doesn't concern me.Embarrassment does.
- 为什么不好意思?- 因为我很久没有… - Why would you be embarrassed?- Because it's been a long time.
- 多久?- 很久 - How long?- A long time.
快，放心大胆地说出来 Come on, champ. Own it.Just put it out there.
我发誓不会在论文里揶揄你的 I swear I won't makeany editorial cracks about it.
起码不当着你的面 Not in front of you, at least.
- 七年- 七年? - Seven years.- Seven years?
自从我妻子死后 Since my wife died, yeah.
你那副张着大嘴的傻瓜吃惊样 You know, a dumbfounded,mouth-agape look of shock
可以算做是一种揶揄吧 might be construed by someas an editorial crack too.
- 很抱歉- 这没什么，没事的 - I'm sorry.- It’s OK. It’s fine.
不，有事的，而且很严重 No, it's not.I mean, it's not at all.
我很尊重你的妻子，但你应该恢复性生活 With all due respect to your wife,you've gotta get back on the horse, man.
- 不, 事实上不行- 你可以的 - No, I don't, actually.- Yes, you do.
- 不, 不行- 行的, 你... 起来 - No, I don't.- Yes, you... Get up.
- 完了吗?- 暂时没了. 跟我来 - Are we done?- With this, for now. But come with me.
上帝仁慈 Lord have mercy.
- 我们去哪?- 去你家 - Where are we going?- To your place.
我们去做爱 We're gonna have some sex.
- 忘拿东西了?- 没有. 你的好意我很感激 - What, did you forget something?- No. Look, I appreciate the offer.
我高兴极了，可是我不能做 I'm very flattered.But I can't do this.
为什么? 我不够漂亮吗？ What's the matter?Don't you think I'm cute?
- 你当然很漂亮- 那为什么? - Of course I think you're cute.- Well, then?
听着，我独身不只是因为我的女儿 Look, I'm not just celibatebecause of my daughter.
还有很多感情因素在里面 There are a lot of emotional issues in it too.
我的妻子不在了，但我仍然深爱着她 I mean, my wife may be dead.I'm still very much in love with her.
嘿, 我尊重你和你妻子的感情但我没有要求你必须爱上我 Hey, I respect that. I'm not telling youto fall in love with me here,
我也没想着要取代你妻子的位置 and I'm not trying to replace your wife.
只不过是两个你情我愿的成年人偶尔来一次性生活罢了 I'm just talking about two consenting adultshaving some casual sex.
可能很快就完了, 因为你比较生疏了 Probably some really short casual sex,with you being a little out of practice.
- 我不能, 对不起- 你是和尚啊? - I can't do it, I'm sorry.- What are you, a monk?
天啊! 我们来讲讲清楚，好吗？ God!Let's look at this logically, OK?
- 你租黄片自慰, 对吧?- 声音小点好吗? - You rent porn and touch yourself, right?- Would you lower your voice?
要是这样不会伤害你对你妻子的感情的话 If you're not sweating how your wifewould feel about you and porn,
你就不该害怕我的建议，因为这根本就是一回事 then you shouldn't sweat whatI'm proposing 'cause it's the same thing.
只不过是别人帮你弄，你还能省下2块钱租金 Only somebody else is doing the touchingand you're saving a $2 rental fee.
来吧, 壮男. 你不能只靠黄片活下去 Come on, stud.Man cannot live on porn alone.
哦, 爽… Oh, God...
我回来了! I'm home!
爷爷?! Pop?!
- 天啊…该怎么办?- 躲到浴室里! - Oh, my God... What do I do?- Get in the bathroom!
(shower running)
- 爷爷?- 亲爱的，是我 - Pop?- Uh, no, honey, it's me.
爸爸? 你怎么没上班? Daddy? Why aren't you at work?
因为我得回家来…来… Uh, because I had to come home and do...I had to...
回家来洗澡 come home and take a shower.
- 我们去租电影好吗?- 好的, 行 - Can we rent a movie?- Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
我洗完擦干了就下去 As soon as I get done up hereand dry off, I'll come down.
好的 OK.
天啊，差一点 Oh, my God.That was so close.
现在干什么? 我都湿了… What do we do now?I'm wet.
对不起, 爸爸, 我又忘了 Sorry, Dad, I forgot again.
(flushing)
嘘! Shh!
嗨, 亲爱的 Hi, honey.
记得录象店的玛雅么 You remember Maya.From the video store.
- 你的目的是什么?- 什么? - What are your intentions?- Excuse me?
你想和我爸爸怎么样? What are your intentionswith my father?
比如, 你要嫁给他? Like, do you plan on marrying him?
呃…不是的… Uh... I don't...
因为我爸爸说女孩结了婚才能让男孩看她那里 Because I was taught that onlymarried girls show their girl parts to boys.
- 对吗, 爸爸?- 呃…没错 - Right, Daddy?- Uh... right. Yes.
对 Mm-hm.
我们能免费租我们想看的电影吗? Can we rent all the movies we wantfor free?
什么? What?
我们能免费租我们想看的电影吗? Can we rent all the movies we wantfor free?
是的，绝对免费 Yes! Yes, yes.For God's sake, yes.
只要我们不会有麻烦… If it means we're not, you know,that we're not in trouble anymore.
还有…对吗，玛雅? 是的! And... Right, Maya? Yes!
呃…想看什么都行，只要店里有 Uh... whatever you want.It’s on the house.
"辣身舞"也行? Even Dirty Dancing?
行 Yeah.
我们能在学校演"理发师陶德"吗? And we can do Sweeney Toddfor the show at school?
什么? What?
我们能在学校表演"理发师陶德"吗? We can do Sweeney Toddfor the show at school?
- 不行, 亲爱的. 那太成人化了- 是吗? - No, honey, that's too grown-up.- Really?
啊, 我该怎么对爷爷说你们的事呢？ Oh man, what am I gonna tell Popabout you guys?
好吧. 我们可以在学校演"理发师陶德" Fine. We can do Sweeney Toddfor the show at school.
太好了! OK!
你们就不能闭上嘴么?老天, 格理尼, 你总是… Would you shut the hell up already?Christ, Greenie, you're always...
- 哦, 天啊- 哦! - Oh, Jesus.- Oh!
老天，你只披了一条…毛巾? Christ Almighty.You wearin' a... wearin' a towel?
只要没在我床上做就行 Just as long as you didn't do iton my bed.
老天, 我只在高中做过一次! 你就放过我吧 Oh, Jesus Christ, it was one time inhigh school! You wanna let it go already?
我在我父母床上做过, 感觉不错 I banged a broadin my parents' bed once. It was nice.
很好. 知道么，今天我们没有做 Terrific. Just so you know,we didn't “bang”.
- 什么, 你没上垒?- 没有! - What, did ya get to third base?- No!
这不关你的事. 我们什么也没有做 Not that it's any of your business,but we didn't do anything.
开始头脑发昏，后来就冷静下来了 We lost our heads for a second,then cooler heads prevailed
在做出任何会后悔的事情之前 and we stopped before wedid anything we'd both regret.
- 孩子搅了他们的好事- 哦 - The kid busted in on 'em.- Oh.
谈点别的吧, 这根主供水管 Let's talk about something elsefor a second, like this water main.
- 情况有多糟?- 不换不行了 - How bad is it?- Definitely needs to be replaced.
老天. 要是把整个海湾大街关闭的话 Jesus Christ. If we gotta shut downBay Avenue for that,
镇上会闹翻天的 this town is gonna throw a shit fit.
肯定 I'm sure.
孩子, 你还没见过那些纳税人的反应 Hey, kid, you haven't had to inconveniencethe taxpayers on the job yet.
他们象野兽一样,记得88年的事吗? They get like animals.Remember back in '88?
南匹克大街 South Peak Street.
奶奶的, 我以为他们要把我钉死在那 Holy shit, I thought they were gonnacrucify us upside down.
- 象圣·彼得一样- 你谁啊, 上帝? - Like St Peter.- Who are you, the Holy Father?
大家都知道我说的是圣·彼得不用你来解释 Everybody knows I meant St Peter.You don't have to explain my shit.
我只是说… I'm just saying...
我刚在下面的时候, 有几辆车从这儿过? When I was down there,how many cars did you wave around?
三四辆吧 Three or four.
半个小时才过了三四辆? Three or four carsfor the whole half hour I was down there?
还是在交通高峰期 Well, it was rush hour.
我认为那些在新泽西的海兰上下班的人们 Yeah, I don't think the legion of commutersin the Highlands of New Jersey
是不会反对我们把海湾大街的一小段给关上几天的 are gonna object to us closing down asmall portion of Bay Avenue for a few days.
- 请一个一个说! 一个一个说! - (gavel banging)- One at a time, please! One at a time!
- 我们正在尽全力抢修- 你说什么? - We're doing the best we can.- (Bart) You were saying?
为什么没人上去解释一下呢? Why doesn't somebody just go up thereand explain to them what's happening?
你为什么不去呢, 爸爸?你以前不是做这个的吗? Why don't you do it, Daddy?Wasn't that your old job?
往那些歌星脸上贴金 Making people like singersby saying nice things about 'em?
- 是的, 宝贝, 但是…- 对, 孩子说的有道理 - Yes, baby, but...- No, the kid's got a point there.
一个靠吹牛吃饭的人 As a guy who used tosling bullshit for a living,
我提议你上去给大家讲几句 I nominate you to go up thereand say something.
- 哦, 是吗?- 是的 - Oh, you do, huh?- Yeah.
- 没事的- 去吧 - It can't hurt.- Go ahead.
谢谢, 爷爷. Thanks, Pop.
(angry shouting)
注意言行! (comptroller) Control yourselves!
他去了 He's goin' up there.
市民们, 请静一下 Folks, one second.Please. Folks.
我叫奥利弗·亭基. 我支持市政府 My name's Oliver Trinkeand I'm with the borough.
所以可能我是这里最讨人嫌的人 So I guess that makes methe least popular guy in the room.
(chuckling)
我想向你们保证, 呃… I want to assure you that, uh...
这个海湾大街工程只会给大家带来小小的不便 this Bay Avenue job will bea very minimal inconvenience.
最多只要三天 It'll only take three days at the most.
放屁! 胡扯! Bullshit! Bullshit!
(murmurs of agreement)
(angry shouting)
(gavel banging)
市民们, 请有礼貌一点! Folks, a little decorum!A little decorum!
市民们, 请静一下 Folks, one second.
我只想再说一点 I just have one more thingthat I just want to add.
我住在这里. 目睹大家每天辛勤工作 I live in this town. I see you guysheadin' to work every day.
(music playing)
我跟你说，那天真是棒极了! ( Ollie) I'm telling you,it was amazing!
我站到台上大侃了一通把一屋子的人都镇住了！ And I get up there and I weave thisweb of bullshit so profoundly mesmerizing,
- 彻底扭转了局面!- 你可真是巧舌如簧 - I turn the entire place around!- You silver-tongued devil, you.
我的每句话都说到了点子上 Everything I was sayingwas just right on the money, you know?
可能是有些废话你没来得及说出来 Maybe that's 'cause you weren't actuallyslinging as much bullshit as you thought.
“出去玩泥巴”？ 那是我编的! “Get out there and play in the dirt”?I mean, what... I made that up!
听起来不错. 嘿, 格蒂 Sounds pretty good to me.Hey, Gert.
可悲的是, 这件事带来的成就感 The sad thing is, I had a greater sense ofaccomplishment from the water-main thing
要大于我过去七年做过的所有的事 than anything else I've donein the past seven years.
我明白. 你决心做一件事而且做成了 I get it. I mean, you set outto do something and you did it.
所以你现在有点飘起来了. 这很合理 So you feel drunk with power now.Makes sense.
就是的. 我是曼德尔/科斯历史上最年轻的掌管整个部门的… That's just it. I was the youngest flackever put in charge of its entire division...
…新闻发言人 (both) ...in the history ofMandell Kirschner.
- 我知道- 这是种成就感 - I know.- That's an accomplishment.
说服全镇的人同意一件本来就符合他们利益的事？ Convincing a town to approve somethingthat's already in their best interest?
- 迟来的常识- 对, 但这是你的生活 - That's just delayed common sense.- Yeah, but that's your life now.
我是说, 做有史以来最年轻的发言人… I mean, being the youngest flackin the history of blah, blah, blah...
那就不再是你了，你以前不是这样的 that's not you anymore.I mean, that might never have been you.
那正是以前的我，有自己的公寓 Oh, it was me.It was me with my own apartment,
比现在更富有，更有自尊 me richer, me with more self-respect.
不管你喜不喜欢, 这就是你 Like it or not, this is you.
忘了过去的事，接受现实吧 I mean, forget about what you thoughtyou were and just accept who you are.
- 拿这几部吧- 格蒂, 你忘了么? - I guess I'll just get this.- Gert, what are you doing?
我记得很清楚你爸爸说过你可以看"辣身舞"的 I distinctly remember your father telling youyou could get Dirty Dancing.
- 哦，对呀! 他是说过!- 是的 - Oh, yeah! He did!- Yeah.
谢谢你 Thanks for that, by the way.
顺便说一下，她一直在问我什么时候会有你这么大的胸脯 Incidentally, she's been asking mewhen she's gonna grow boobies like yours.
- 哦，天哪!- 她才七岁，是吗? - Oh, my God!- She's seven, OK?
你允许的话, 我可以把小时候妈妈给我讲过的关于“胸脯”的一段话讲给她听 If you want, I can give her the old “boobie”talk my mom gave me when I was a kid.
那里面有“奶子”这个词吗？ Does that talk includeusing the word “knockers”?
我很高兴上周那件事之后… I'm glad there's no, you know,awkwardness between us.
你我之间没有觉得尴尬 After the... well, the thingthat happened last week with...
奥利, 我只是想“施舍”你一次 Ollie, I was gonna give you a mercy jump.
事情过去了. 没什么的 The moment passed.It’s no big deal.
- 只是朋友, 对吗?- 对，朋友 - Just friends, right?- Yeah, friends.
(sighs)
“施舍” 离我女儿远点 “Mercy jump.”Stay away from my kid.
(electric saw)
- 不对，切的太圆了- 闭嘴 - No, that's too round.- Shut up.
- 闭嘴! 闭嘴!- 应该做的… - Shut up! Shut up!- Just make it...
- 你他妈的能不能闭嘴?!- 好吧! - Would you shut the hell up?!- All right!
这里面有割人喉管的情节 There's people gettin'their throats cut in this thing.
是的 Yep.
你父亲说你可以演这个? And your father saidyou could do this for the show?
是的 Yep.
他怎么会同意你演这个呢? Why the hell would heOK you singing this shit?
因为他和玛雅光着身子洗澡被我看到了 Because I saw him and Mayanaked in the shower.
哦，对 Oh, yeah.
嗨-嗨! 是个把柄 Heh-heh! That'll do it.
请亚瑟·布里克曼接电话 ( Ollie) Can I speak withan Arthur Brickman, please?
- 奥利- 亚瑟 - Ollie.- Arthur.
- 嘿, 伙计- 你好吗？ - Hey, man.- How're you doin'?
- 不错. 你呢?- 还好. 见到你真高兴 - Good. How are you?- Good. Good to see you.
全市的人一致通过了关于供水管的决议… You know, the town voted unanimously,approved the water main, so...
你总是很擅长说服大众 You were always great with a crowd.
除了那次…当然了 Well, except that...that once, of course.
这次和活力王子那件事是完全不同的 But that's it. It was the polar oppositeof the Fresh Prince incident.
我好象又找回了感觉，所以我来找你 It was like I was on the top of my game.Which is why I wanted to see ya.
- 呃, 我想请你帮个忙- 尽管说，什么忙? - Uh, I wanna ask you a favor.- Anything, man. What?
能在你的公司给我安排一次面试吗? Is there any way that you couldget me an interview with your firm?
你是认真的? You're serious?
我正奇怪你为什么要请我吃饭 I thought it was weirdthat you wanted to eat here.
- 我知道这会很难…- 难? - Oh, I know it's gonna be tough...- Tough?
奥利, 你把一屋子的记者叫做混蛋 Ollie, you called a roomful of pressa bunch of jerk-offs,
还把最红的大明星说的一文不值 and trashed a client who's one ofthe biggest movie stars on the planet.
- 他那时没还这么出名- 对, 但他现在是 - He wasn't big then.- No, but he is now.
你想知道他有多出名吗?我离开曼德尔/科斯纳后 You wanna know how big?When I left Mandell Kirschner,
有些公司根本就不看我的简历… there were some firms that wouldn'teven look at my resume because I...
无意冒犯，只因为我在你手下干过… No offense,but because I worked under you.
我在安杰罗蒂才做了一年… I've only been at Angellotti a year now...
就当我没说，没关系的 You know what, man? Forget I asked.Don't worry about it. Seriously.
- 我太蠢了. 当时没控制住自己…- 不, 让我说完 - It was stupid. I got carried away...- No, let me finish.
我想说的是… What I was gonna say was...
我等了几年就是为了能帮上你的忙现在我可以了 I've been waiting years to be in a positionto be able to help you out, and now I am.
这不是很容易, 但是… It’s not gonna be an easy sell, but...
我会安排你和安杰罗蒂见面 I think I can get you in a roomwith Angellotti himself.
- 太谢谢你了- 客气什么 - Thank you so much.- Of course.
你现在更具亲和力了 You know, you're a lot more affectionatethan I remember.
我只是很怀念过去，知道么? Ah, it's just...I miss it so much, you know?
这是我唯一所擅长的 It’s the only thingI was ever any good at.
太棒了，我又能回来了… Oh, this is great.I can move back here...
我可以送格蒂去上好的私立学校… I can put Gertie in a really good,expensive private school...
再给她找个保姆 I can get her a nanny, you know?
回到以前，象什么都没发生过一样 It'll be like that whole Fresh Prince thingnever even happened.
我现在回去帮你联系晚上有信了我给你打电话 I'll work on the old man when I get backto the office and call you tonight if it's a go.
哦, 太好了 Oh, great.
∮ 失陪下 - (piano)- ( Gertie) # Excuse me
- ∮ 嘘- ∮ 亲爱的, 招呼顾客 - ( Ollie) # Psst- # Dear, see to the customers
- ∮ 嘘- ∮ 猜猜看... - # Psst- # Guess what's the...
- ∮ 快点!- ∮ 我心中悸动不安 - # Quick now!- # My heart's a-flutter
∮ 当我跺脚的时候 - (phone rings)- # When I pound the floor
∮ 那便是我准备好的信号 # It’s a signal to showthat I'm ready to go
∮ 当我跺脚的时候…我去接电话 # When I pound the floor...I have to get the phone.
来呀, 爷爷! 你演爸爸的角色 Come on, Pop!Do Dad's part.
- 我?- 对 - Me?- Yeah.
去呀 Yeah, go do that.
喂? 嘿, 亚瑟 Hello? Hey, Arthur.
真的? You're kidding?
∮ 我会跺三下脚… # I'll pound three timesThree times...
我干吗要演你爸爸的角色?我应该是被杀死的那个人 Why do I have to sing your dad's part? I'msupposed to be the guy who gets clipped.
- 对，但你也是爸爸的“替角”- 什么是替角? - You are, but you're Dad's understudy too.- What the hell is that?
要是爸爸摔断了腿，你就得顶替他 It means if Daddy breaks a leg,then you do his part for him.
- 再来一次- 做的不错 - So, come on, try it again.- You're doin' good.
∮ 我跺三下… # I'll pound three times...
∮ 三下! # Three times!
等等！等等! 我现在是替角才对 Wait, wait, wait! I'm supposedto be the understudy now.
这样我演不了，对不起 I cannot work like this.I'm sorry.
- 根本不该这么演- 演的不错 - This is no way to run a show.- You were good.
你可以下去休息了, 汤米·图恩 You can go back to waitingin the wings, Tommy Tune.
我自己来接着唱 I'll be doin' my own singinghenceforth.
- 谁是汤米·图恩?- 汤米·图恩是个人 - Who's Tommy Tune?- Tommy Tune is a man
那样你就有机会去百老汇看现场演出了 that you can get a chance to seelive and on Broadway
在我们搬回纽约之后! when we move back to New York City!
- 什么?- 什么? - What?- What?
是啊, 说的什么? Yeah, what?
我刚和以前曼德尔/科斯纳的同事通过电话 I was just on the phone with an old friendthat I worked with at Mandell Kirschner.
我请他吃午饭让他帮我在他公司谋个职位 I had lunch with him and I asked him if he'dget me an interview with his new firm.
老天啊, 又是面试, 奥利?你难道还没长记性? Jesus, another interview, Ollie?Come on, when are you gonna learn?
他刚打电话来，说他坐在老板身边 Well, smart guy, he just called me,said he sat down with his boss,
很容易就把我推荐了出去 sold me to his bosslike I was the cure for cancer.
正好音乐部有个缺 It just so happens that a little spothas opened up in their music department.
在当了六年的贱民之后 Boom!After six years of being a pariah,
我终于回来了! I'm gonna get back in!
我再也不用扫大街 I'm talkin' aboutno more street sweeper,
再也不用拣垃圾，修水管了! no more picking up garbage,and no more water main!
我们会参加新闻发布会, 宴会！ I'm talking press lines,I'm talking about parties!
住西区的高档住宅 I'm talking about a Westside address,
再给格蒂找个好学校! I'm talkin' abouta good school for Gertie!
我现在的学校就很好！ But I already go to a good school.
是的, 亲爱的, 你要去纽约上更好的学校 Yes, honey, but you're gonna go to away, way better school in New York City.
每天坐地铁上学. 好玩吧? You're gonna be able to take thesubway to school. Won't that be fun?
地铁里全是流浪汉和坏蛋 But the subway's full of junkiesand mole-men.
- 对啊- 别听爷爷的 - Well, they are.- Don't listen to Pop.
我告诉过你，他的话不可信 What do I tell you?He makes things up!
- 你坐过就知道了. 地铁棒极了- 我不想坐 - You'll see. The subways are great.- I don't wanna see.
我不想去那，我要去我的学校 I don't wanna go to a school up in the city.I wanna go to my school.
亲爱的, 那样我得每天早晨开车 Honey, it's gonna be too far of a drivefor me to come back down here
跑很远的路送你 to take you to schoolin New Jersey every morning.
那么我们就别搬了. 和爷爷住一起吧 So let's not move to the city.Let's stay here with Pop.
亲爱的, 我是大人了，不能再住父亲家里 Sweetheart, I'm too oldto be living with my father.
我需要有自己的房子 I need to get my own place.
还有...瞧爷爷，他总是找事 And Pop... I mean, look at him,he's a mad-dog.
他不想让我们在这碍他的事，占他的空间… He doesn't want us around heregetting in his way, crampin' his style...
- 对吗, 爷爷?- 全是放屁 - Do you, Pop?- That's all horseshit.
谢谢了, 爷爷. You know... thanks, Pop.
我不想搬走，我喜欢这里 I don't wanna move to the city.I like it here.
你想在这住多久都行 Pop says you can live hereas long as you want.
宝贝, 记得我带你去看"理发师陶德"吗? Baby, remember when I took youto see Sweeney Todd?
多好看啊，我们很开心，对吗? How much fun was that?We had a good time, right?
等搬到了纽约，每晚都可以去看！ I mean, if we move to New York City,we can do that every night!
当然了，除非你要工作 Except for the nights you're working,of course.
你把嘴闭上一会儿，行吗? You know what? Why don't youshut up for a second, OK?
我在和我的女儿谈话 I'm trying to talk to my daughter.
你告诉过我你喜欢纽约的 You love New York City.You told me you loved the city.
- 我不喜欢- 哦! - No, I didn't.- Oh!
- 我只是说还行- 老天! - I said it was OK.- Jesus Christ!
我说我还是更喜欢海兰你找个别的工作不行吗，爸爸？ I said I like Highlands better. Why wouldyou want some other job anyway, Dad?
你还要开蝙蝠侠的车子! You get to ride the Batmobile!
宝贝, 爸爸不想开蝙蝠侠的车子! Baby, Daddy doesn't wannadrive the Batmobile!
爸爸想吃寿司!想打的! Daddy wants to eat sushi!Daddy wants to hail cabs!
想雇个门卫! Daddy wants to have a doorman!
爸爸想向杂志记者们逞威风! Daddy wants to lord itover magazine editors!
爸爸喜欢以前的工作，一直都想重操旧业 Daddy loved his old job, and he's missed itevery day since he's been gone.
爸爸想要那个工作. 不要永远都当垃圾佬! Daddy wants to do that job. Daddy doesn'twanna pick up garbage forever!
但你在会议上说你不必穿西服上班 But you told everybody at the meetingthat your job's good
这样的工作很好 because you don't have towear a suit.
爸爸那样说只是为了争取他们的同意 Yes, but Daddy was just saying thatto get them to say yes to a water main.
你对大家撒谎? So you were just lying to everybody?
这样，面试我还要去 Look, OK, I'll tell you what.I'll go to the meeting, all right?
要是我不喜欢那人说的，我就不要这个工作 If I don't like what the man says,then I won't take the job.
你现在又来骗我! Now you're lying to me!
好了, 不管你高兴不高兴 All right, look, young lady! I'm gonnago to this job interview on Monday,
周一我都要去面试！ whether you like it or not.
等等, 周一? Wait, this Monday?
- 对- 奥利, 周一你不能去 - Yes.- Ollie, you can't go on Monday.
- 为什么?- 那天是我演出的日子! - Why?- Because that's the day of my show!
可恶，真是不巧 Oh, shit.It is, isn't it?
那么，面试是在四点，我能及时赶回来的 Well, it's at four,so I can, you know, make it back in time.
可我的演出是在五点! But my show's at five!
你四点在纽约和别人会面 On what planet are you gonnaget back here by five
五点怎么可能赶的回来? if you've got a meetingin the city at four?
让我想一下! 我把演出的事给忘了 Just lay off me for a second!I forgot about the show.
你怎么能忘了呢? 你傻子啊? How could you forget?What, are you stupid?
格蒂, 这个工作对爸爸很重要 Gertie, this jobis very important to Daddy.
那我的演出对你不重要吗？ What about my show?Isn’t that important to you?
当然重要，亲爱的，比什么都重要 Yes, honey,that's even more important to me.
那你就别去那个愚蠢的城市!为了那个愚蠢的工作而参加那个愚蠢的面试 Then don't go to your stupid meeting aboutyour stupid new job in the stupid city!
- 够了, 小姐!- 我甚至觉得戏里不该有你! - That's enough, young lady!- I don't even want you in the show!
理发师陶德你演的一点都不好 You're not even a goodSweeney Todd anyway.
爷爷要好的多. 连格理尼叔叔和布洛克叔叔都比你演的好 Pop's way better. Even Uncle Greenieand Uncle Block are better than you.
他们不是你的叔叔! Those men are not your uncles!
对, 我们做的布景还不赖吧? Oh, no, but we're good enoughto build sets for her show, right?
对不起, 我不是那个意思. 你去哪? Sorry, I didn't mean that.Where are you going?
我不想再见到你!明天的演出我也不想见到你！ I don't wanna be around you! I don't evenwant you to come to the show to watch it.
- 哦, 别这样!- 我不想! 我甚至不再喜欢你了! - Oh, come on!- I don't! I don't even like you anymore!
回来, 小姐! 嘿! 我在和你说话! Get back here, young lady!Hey! I'm talkin' to you!
嘿, 小姐! 回来, 小姐! Hey, young lady!Get back here, young lady!
不! 你别再想指使我了!你说什么我也不听了! No! You can't tell me what to do!I don't have to do anything you say!
- 你必须听!- 为什么? - Yes, you do!- Why?
我是你爸爸, 这就是原因! Because I'm your father, that's why!
- 那又怎么样?- 别冲我大喊大叫, 格特鲁德! - So what?- Don't you yell at me, Gertrude!
我高兴喊就喊! I'll yell at you all I want!
我不会去那个愚蠢的城市! Blah, blah, blah!I'm not moving to the stupid city!
够了, 我们搬过去，你会喜欢上那儿的就这么办了 All right, that's it! You are moving to the cityand you're gonna like it, and that's the end.
我讨厌你! 我希望死的是你，而不是妈妈! I hate you!I wish you'd died, not Mommy!
我也讨厌你, 小混蛋! I hate you right back, you little shit!
你和你母亲夺走了我的生活!而我现在要夺回来！ You and your mother took mylife away and I just want it back!
对不起，亲爱的，我不是有意… God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sweetheart.I didn't mean...
- 把手拿开!- 对不起... - Get off me!- I'm sorry...
把手拿开! Get off of me!
你到底是怎么了? What the hell's the matter with you?
呵?! Huh?!
(∮ "山崩" 福雷伍德·迈克演唱) (# “Landslide” by Fleetwood Mac)
∮ 我带着自己的爱 # I took my love and I took it down
∮ 我攀上了山峰，转过身来 # I climbed a mountainand I turned around
∮ 披着银装的山上映出我的身影 # And I saw my reflectionin the snow-covered hills
∮ 却在山崩的那一刻轰然消失 # Till the landslide brought me down
∮ 哦, 天空之镜告诉我什么是爱情? # Oh, mirror in the sky what is love?
∮ 孩子是否在我的心中高于一切? # Can the child within my heartrise above?
∮ 我能否穿过汹涌的潮汐? # Can I sail throughthe changing ocean tides?
∮ 我能否操纵生命的季节? # Can I handle the seasons of my life?
∮ 我自己也不知道 # Mm-mm... I don't know
∮ 我一直害怕改变 # Well, I've been afraid of changing
∮ 我的生活是围绕你而建 # 'Cause I've built my life around you
∮ 时光把人变的更加勇敢 # But time makes you bolder
∮ 孩子正在渐渐长大 # Children get older
∮ 而我的青春也在渐渐逝去 # And I'm getting older too
- 嘿- 嘿 - Hey.- Hey.
那天晚上你怎么了? 不辞而别 What happened to you the other night?You just sort of took off.
我觉得你们需要一点隐私 It looked to me like you guysneeded a little privacy.
我真正需要的是一点支持 What I really needed was a little backup.
她还是个孩子, 奥利. 孩子是很擅变的 She's a kid, Ollie.Kids don't weather change well.
我是说几年后, 你想赶她出曼哈顿都赶不走 I mean, in a few years, you won'tbe able to keep her out of Manhattan.
但在现在，她只想要她知道的东西 But for now,she just wants what she knows.
我也是 So do I.
对, 但是你就知道这些么? Yeah, but is that evenwhat you know anymore?
哦, 天哪. 你也这样? Oh, Jesus. You too?
你想过以前的生活，赚大钱，住别墅… You want your old life back. Big-money job,out of your old man's house...
你的想法很合理 It’s not like it doesn't make any sense.
是的. 那么? Yeah. So?
那是你想过的生活，不是他们的 That's your life that you want back,not theirs.
这才是他们的生活，可你对那些爱你的人说 I mean, this is their life. What you'resort of saying to everybody who loves you
你现在过的生活对你来说还不够好 is that what we haveisn't good enough for you.
你让每个人都失望了，你知道么? So it's just upsetting everybody,you know?
- 每个人？- 哦… 什么, 我么? - Everybody?- Oh... What, me?
我们之间不可能有什么轰轰烈烈的爱情发生 I mean, it's not like we've got somebig romance going on or anything.
我们只是朋友, 对吗? We're just friends, right?
你有没有想过…或许有一天我和你… Did you ever wonder if...maybe someday it might...
不止是朋友? be more than that?
有那么一会儿，在你把我藏到浴室前 For about two seconds, before youhad me hiding in the shower from your kid.
听着, 奥利, 我喜欢你, 但是… Look, Ollie, I like you, but...
我不会因为你的离开而伤心欲绝的 I'm not gonna be all heartbroken'cause you're leaving town.
我知道 I know.
就算是我在那边工作了 Even if I took this job in the city,
我也会常回来看那些老伙计们，还有你 I'd still come back down hereand visit my old man. And you.
为什么? 你以为我会在这里待多久？ Why? I mean, you think I'm gonnastick around here for much longer?
- 玛雅...- 奥利... - Maya...- Ollie...
我要回去工作了 I gotta get back to work.
要是我没在演出上看到你… If... if I don't...if I don't see you at the show,
你在大都市里安顿好了，给我个电话 give me a call sometime whenyou get all settled up in the big city.
别… Come on...
可恶 Shit.
(∮ "废墟之城" 布鲁斯·斯普林斯廷演唱) (# “My City of Ruins”by Bruce Springsteen)
∮ 泪花落下 # Now there's tears on the pillow
∮ 滴在我们睡过的枕头上 # Darling where we slept
∮ 你离开的时候也带走了我的心 # And you took my heart when you left
∮ 没有了你那甜美的吻，我的灵魂无所依靠 # Without your sweet kissmy soul is lost, my friend
∮ 告诉我, 我该如何重新开始? # Tell me, how do I begin again?
∮ 我的废墟之城 # My city's in ruins
∮ 现在牵着你们的手 # Now with these hands
∮ 牵着你们的手 # With these hands
∮ 主啊，我向你祈祷 # I pray, Lord
∮ (合声) 牵着你们的手 # (chorus) With these hands
- ∮ (合声) 牵着你们的手- ∮ 主啊，我向你企求力量 - # (chorus) With these hands- # I pray for the strength, Lord
∮ (合声)牵着你们的手 # (chorus) With these handsWith these hands
∮ 主啊, 为了信念而祈祷 # I pray for the faith, Lord
嗨, 爸爸 Hi, Daddy.
宝贝，对不起. 我不是故意的 Hey, baby. I'm sorry.I didn't mean to wake you up.
没事 It’s OK.
我很抱歉今天对你大吼大叫 Listen. I'm sorry -for yelling at you the other night.
是我不对，我说的那些话都不是有心的 I was wrong. And I didn't meanany of the things that I said.
我知道. 我也是的 I know. Neither did I.
- 爸爸?- 什么? - Daddy?- Yeah?
妈妈喜欢住在都市里吗? Did Mommy like living in the city?
是的, 她喜欢大都市 Yeah, she did.She loved it.
那么我也会喜欢的 Then I guess I'll love it too.
谢谢, 亲爱的 Thanks, sweetheart.
谢谢 Thanks.
要是明天交通状况好的话我还能赶回来参加演出 You know, I still might make it to your showtomorrow, if the traffic's not too bad.
回不来我也不会生气的，我能理解 I won't be mad if you miss it.I understand.
好了, 睡吧宝贝，我爱你 OK, sweetie. Go back to sleep.I love you.
晚安, 爸爸 Good night, Daddy.
晚安 Good night.
- ∮ (合声) 牵着你们的手- ∮ 主啊，我向你企求力量 - # (chorus) With these hands- # I pray for my strength, Lord
∮ (合声) 牵着你们的手 # (chorus) With these handsWith these hands
∮ 加油, 振作起来 # Come on, rise up
乔治·克鲁尼办公室,一号线找托尼 George Clooney's officefor Tony on line one.
安杰罗蒂公司，请稍等 The Angellotti Company.One moment, please.
- 我能帮您吗?- 是的 - Can I help you?- Yes.
我叫奥利弗·亭基我来见亚瑟·布里克曼和安杰罗蒂先生 My name's Oliver Trinke and I'm here tosee Arthur Brickman and Mr. Angellotti.
好的 OK.
亭基先生到了 Mr. Trinke is here.
好的, 我会的 OK, I will.
- 他们十分钟后见您- 好的 - They'll be about ten more minutes.- OK.
- 您可以先坐那边休息- 好, 好的… - You can have a seat.- Right, right...
你好 Hello.
哦, 天哪… 嗨! Oh, my God... Hi!
我来见布拉德 I'm here to see Brad.
是的! 他在等你 Yes! He's expecting you, sir.
他很抱歉, 在附近遇到了堵车应该很快就过来了 He apologizes, but he's stuck in trafficHe's just a few blocks away.
您先坐一下，我告诉他您到了 Why don't you just have a seatand I'll let him know that you've arrived.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
他们喜欢让人等, 对不? They love to keep you waiting, don't they?
- 什么?- 他们喜欢让人等 - Excuse me?- They love to keep you waiting.
对. 是啊, 他们就这样 Right. Yeah, yeah, they do.
他们以为这样做会有点心理优势，对吧? I think they think it gives thema psychological edge, you know?
他们只能得到我屁股的优势 Well, it's about to give 'emthe edge of my ass,
我要是转身就走的话，他们只能看到我的屁股 'cause that's all they're gonna seewhen I'm walkin' out that door.
你对这个公司了解多少? You know anything about these guys?
我只知道他们是这一行… Only that they're the fastest-growing...
“…发展最快的一个公司”是啊, 那篇文章我也看过 “...firm in the business.”Yes, I read that article too.
对, 那么…咱俩知道的一样多 All right, well...You know as much as I do.
这说明他们做的还不错 I guess that meansthey know what they're doing.
可能吧. 要么就是这些广告商们找了别的广告人来给他们做广告 I suppose. Unless these publicists hireother publicists to get the word out for 'em.
对. 然后那些广告商们雇了自己的广告人 Right. And then those publicistshire their own publicists
来帮那些广告商们吹嘘他们的广告能力 to help spin the good publicitythey created for these publicists.
当然了, 了解广告人，他们就会雇佣广告人 Of course, knowing publicists,they probably hire publicists
来吹嘘他们雇佣了别的广告人 to promote the factthat they spun the publicity
来推销他们自己的广告实力的事实… that they hired the other publiciststo spin. So...
- 哦，伙计! 你是干什么的?- 我是个广告人 - Oh man! So what do you do?- I'm a publicist.
我没发现自己和一个安杰罗蒂的员工坐在一起聊天 I didn't realize I was sitting heretalking to an Angellotti man.
说实话，我不是安杰罗蒂员工 Well, to tell you the truth,I'm not an Angellotti man.
起码现在还不是，我是来这里找工作的 At least not yet.I'm here trying to get a job.
我上部电影公映后，这些家伙们就想把我从别的广告商那拉过来 These guys have been tryin' to steal mefrom my publicist since my last flick.
- 哦，那个机器人电影, 对吗?- 哦, 对了, 你看过? - Oh, the robot movie, right?- Oh, yeah, you saw it?
我还没看，我打算… I haven't gotten around to it yet.I'm gonna...
还是很感谢你的支持, 伙计 Oh, yeah. Thanks a lotfor the support though, man.
- 我想看…- 知道么? 片子没那么好看 - I wanna see it...- You know what? It’s not that good.
我有个孩子. 没机会出去看电影 I have a kid. I don't get a chanceto get out and see movies
除非里面有唱歌的螃蟹 unless they have singing crabs in 'em.
唱歌的螃蟹? 我看过，这么说你有个女儿 Singing crabs? I saw that one.That means you have a girl.
是的 That's right.
- 多大了?- 七岁 - How old is she?- She's seven.
是吗? 我有一个女儿，两个儿子 Yeah? Cool.I got a girl and two boys.
三个孩子? Three kids?
天啊. 哪来的时间去拍电影呢? God. How do you find timeto make all those blockbusters?
要不是因为有这么多孩子 Shoot, if I didn't haveall them damn kids,
我才不会去拍电影呢 I wouldn't have tomake these blockbusters.
对 Right.
哦, 是啊 Oh, man.
- 那很酷, 对吧?- 拍电影? - It’s cool, though, isn't it?- Making blockbusters?
- 你说呢- 是做父母, 有趣的家伙 - You tell me.- Bein' a parent, funny man.
有时候很酷 It has its moments.
- 你女儿叫什么?- 格特鲁德 - What's your daughter's name?- Gertrude.
可恶! 你怎么给她起这么一个名字 Damn!Why'd you do that to that girl, man?
- 打赌输了?- 不是 - Did you lose a bet?- No.
- 这曾经是我妻子的名字- “曾经”? 好吧, 我来猜猜 - No, it was my wife's name.- “Was”? OK, let me guess.
她给孩子起了格蒂这个名字后就和你离婚并带走了一半的财产? She took you for half after shesaddled the kid with the name Gert?
不能怪她，是我给孩子起名叫格蒂的 I can't blame it on her.I saddled the kid with the name Gert.
她难产死了. 所以… She died in childbirth. So...
- 没事的，这…- 我真混, 伙计 - No, no, no, it's...- I feel like an asshole, man.
- 别在意- 不，听着, 我对刚才的话很抱歉 - Don't worry about it.- No, listen, I'm really sorry about that.
我也没去看你的电影，这下扯平了，相信我 I didn't see your movie,so we're even. Trust me.
这正是为什么人们不在休息室搭讪聊天的原因, 对吗? This is exactly why people don't talkto each other in waiting rooms, right?
很可能是, 我跟你说… Probably.Although, I gotta tell ya...
写“父母缺乏理解”的那些个家伙 the fact that the guy who wrote “ParentsJust Don't Understand” is now a parent
纯粹是胡编乱造 completely makes up for it.
哦, 伙计我们不是, 对吗? Oh, man.We don't though, do we?
- 什么?- 理解 - What's that?- Understand.
现在的孩子们象大人一样什么都懂 I mean, these kids today.From the door, man, they got it all over us.
给你说，我女儿就是个小大人 My daughter has it all over me,I can tell you that.
是呀, 我家二小子 Yeah, my middle one, my son?
在我每次早上出门的时候都要问 Every time I walk out of the housein the morning
“爸爸，你爱我有多远?” he says,“Daddy, how far you love me?”
我总是挑近的说“我爱你有从这里到桌子那里远” I always pick somewhere close.“I love you to that table, man.”
不对. 你爱我有从地球到月亮然后再从月亮回到地球这么远 “No, you don't. You love me all the wayto the moon and back down to the dirt.”
说的太好了 That's great.
我真是舍不得离开他们 It take everything I gotto walk out of that house.
你总是设法抽出时间陪孩子们，是吗? You get to spend time with themon the set though, right?
是的. 我要是个聪明人的话，就不会坐在这儿 Oh, yeah. But if I was a smart man,I wouldn't be sittin' here right now.
我应该在家里和我的孩子们一起玩泥巴 I'd be at homeplaying in the dirt with my kids.
我们都知道我出名不是因为我的头脑 But we all know that I'm not famous'cause of my brains.
是因为我无比英俊, 超级性感 It’s 'cause I'm, like,strikingly handsome, crazy sexy.
这真是太可笑了 And I'm, like,hung like it's ridiculous.
哦, 我肯定不是个聪明人 Oh, man! But I'm definitely notthe sharpest spoon in the shed.
你知道… You know...
- 和你谈话真不错- 哦, 嘿, 我也一样, 伙计 - It was really nice talking to you.- Oh, hey, you too, man.
- 你要走了?- 走了 - You out?- I'm out.
嘿, 能给我推荐一下吗? Hey, you recommend these guys?
呃… 我只推荐一个叫亚瑟·布里克曼的 Uh... only guy I can recommendis named Arthur Brickman.
其他的人我就不敢保证了 Other than that,I can't vouch for anybody.
喔, 等一下，你是布里克曼? Whoa, whoa, hold on.You Brickman?
不. 我只是一个想和孩子玩泥巴的人 No. I'm just a guy who'd rather playin the dirt with his kid.
- ∮ 托比!- ∮ 来啦! 失陪 - ( Gertie) # Toby!- # Coming! 'Scuse me
- ∮ 上啤酒!- ∮ 好的, 妈妈! - # Ale there!- # Right, mum!
∮ 快一点! # ( Gertie) Quick now!
∮ 天啊, 太棒了! (Maya & Gertie)# God, that's good!
你要上点粉, 还是捏(抹红)你的脸？ You want some rouge,or should I just pinch your cheeks?
你要敢捏我, 我才不管这是不是孩子的演出，非扁你一顿不可 Pinch my cheeks, kids' show or not,I'll put you through the wall.
(applause)
(# “High” by The Cure)
欢迎大家来到圣·玛利亚·格雷迪学校的 I'd like to welcome everyoneto Saint Maria Goretti's
学生/家属秋季歌剧会 Student/Family Fall Pageant.
这是一个孩子们展现才华的盛典 This is a celebration ofyour children and their talents,
请大家欣赏吧 so we hope you enjoy the show.
第一个出场的是辛西娅·波德纳和她的妈妈简 Our first act is first-grader Cynthia Bodnarand her mother Jane,
她们表演的是百老汇歌剧"猫"中的歌曲选段"回忆" performing the song “Memory”from the Broadway show Cats.
现在出场的是幼儿园大班的特蕾西·克里尼 And now Tracy Colelli,from Sister Ann's kindergarten class,
演出的节目是"猫"中的"回忆" will perform with her parents“Memory” from Cats.
下面是一年级学生马丁·托比亚斯和他的妈妈给大家带来… And now, first-grader Martin Tobiasand his mother will perform...
哦, 天呀, 这首歌真受欢迎 Oh, boy, this is a popular song.
…"猫"中的"回忆" ...”Memory” from Cats.
不是吧! You gotta be kidding me!
你就不能让我轻松点吗，格蒂? You couldn't make it easy on me,could you, Gert?
亲爱的, 没问题的 Honey, it's gonna be OK.
下个该你了，格蒂. 加油哦 You're next, Gertie.Break a leg.
谢天谢地，这个终于不是"猫"中的选段了 And now, we have somethingnot from Cats. Thank God.
一年级学生格特鲁德·亭基和他的父亲, 奥利弗… First-grader Gertrude Trinkeand her father, Oliver...
嘘! Psst!
- 只有我爷爷- 哦 - Just my grandfather.- Oh.
对不起. 一年级学生格特鲁德·亭基和她的爷爷 I'm sorry. First-grader Gertrude Trinkeand her grandfather
为大家带来的是… 大概是首赞美诗 will be performingwhat I can only assume is a hymn,
音乐剧"理发师陶德"中的选段"上帝啊，太棒了" entitled “God, That's Good”,from the musical Sweeney Todd.
(music starts)
∮ 女士们,先生们,请注意 # Ladies and gentlemen,may I have your attention, please?
∮ 那甜美浓香的味道 # Are your nostrils aquiverand tingling as well
∮ 是否使你们贪婪的扇动鼻翼? # At that delicate,luscious, ambrosial smell?
∮ 是的, 我看的出来 # Yes, they are, I can tell
∮ 女士们,先生们，香气在空中四溢 # Well, ladies and gentlemen,that aroma enriching the breeze
∮ 那无与伦比的浇汁 # Is like nothingcompared to its succulent source
∮ 就象美食家说的那样 # As the gourmets among youwill tell you, of course
∮ 女士们，先生们，那无法想象的喜悦与光彩 # Ladies and gentlemen,you can't imagine the rapture and star
∮ 就在这扇门后 # Just inside of this door
∮ 来尝尝拉夫特夫人做的肉馅饼吧 # There you'll sampleMrs. Lovett's meat pies
∮ 和外表一样风味香甜 # Savory and sweet pies, as you see
∮ 吃过拉夫特夫人馅饼的人 # You who eats piesMrs. Lovett's meat pies
∮ 包你齿颊留香，回味无穷 # Conjure up the treatpies used to be
- ∮ 托比!- ∮ 来啦! 失陪一下... - # Toby!- # Coming! 'Scuse me...
- ∮ 快上啤酒!- ∮ 好的, 妈妈! - # Ale there!- # Right, mum!
- ∮ 动作快点!- ∮ 天啊, 太棒了! - # Quick now!- # ( Greenie and Block) God, that's good!
∮ 见到你真好, 亲爱的 # Nice to see you, dearie
∮ 你怎么还在这儿? # How have you been keeping?
∮ 我累的精疲力尽托比! 给这位先生来一杯 # Cor, me bones is wearyToby! One for the gentleman
∮ 鸟儿的叫声使我愉快 # Hear the birdies cheeping?Helps to keep it cheery
∮ 托比! 把那老女人赶出去! # Toby! Throw the old woman out!
∮ 天啊, 太棒了! # ( Greenie and Block) God, that's good!
∮ 你带了多少钱, 亲爱的我们可不零售小盘的 # What's your budget, dearie?No, we don't cut slices
快脱下来 Take this off.
∮...我的价格，我是个小鬼精灵 # ...me pricesI'm a little leery
∮ 生意实在是红火 # Business couldn't be better, though
∮ 天啊, 太棒了! # ( Greenie and Block) God, that's good!
∮ 敲敲 # Knock on wood
- ∮ 嘘!- ∮ 失陪一下 - # Psst!- # Excuse me
- ∮ 嘘!- ∮ 亲爱的, 去招呼顾客 - # Psst!- # Dear, see to the customers
- ∮ 嘘!- ∮ 好的, 什么事, 亲爱的 - # Psst!- # Yes, what, love?
- ∮ 动作快点!- ∮ 我的心悸动不安 - # Quick now!- # Me heart's a-flutter
- ∮ 当我跺脚...- ∮ 当你跺脚 - # When I pound the floor...- # When you pound the floor
∮ 表明我已准备好 # It’s a signal to showthat I'm ready to go
- ∮ 当我跺脚...- ∮ 当你跺脚 - # When I pound the floor...- # When you pound the floor
- ∮ 你信任我吗?- ∮ 我只想确定一下 - # Will you trust me?- # I just want to be sure
∮ 当我确定你就位的时候，我会跺三下脚 # When I'm certain that you're in placeI'll pound three times
∮ 跺三下 # Three times
∮ 然后你! # And then you!
∮ 跺三下! # Three times!
∮ 如果你... # If you...
∮ 没错! # Exactly!
- ∮ 多点热腾腾的馅饼!- ∮ 天啊! - # More hot pies!- # God!
- ∮ 再来一点!- ∮ 对! - # More hot!- # Right!
∮ 更多的馅饼! 更多! # (all) More pies! More!
∮ 等一下! # Wait!
∮ 天啊, 太棒了! # (all) God, that's good!
糗了 Shit.
- 我爱你, 爸爸- 我也爱你 - I love you, Daddy.- I love you too.
我很爱很爱你 I love you so much.
- 你演的棒极了- 你也是 - You were great.- You too.
你…们… You... guys...
- 都…很棒!- 喔哦! - were... great!- Ooh!
哦, 天哪! Oh, God!
嘿, 格蒂! 过来和我跳舞 Hey, Gertie!Come dance with me.
- 再见, 格理尼叔叔. 再见, 布洛克叔叔- 再见, 宝贝 - Bye, Uncle Greenie. Bye, Uncle Block.- Bye, sweetheart.
- 我开始喜欢演艺这一行了- 是呀 - I'm startin' to like show business.- Yeah.
别得意了，你明天还要去扫厕所 Well, don't get caught up in the glory.Tomorrow you're on shithouse duty.
- 有时候我只是想...- 啊 - You know, sometimes I just wanna...- Uh-huh.
我不想再当你的跟屁虫了 I'm so tired of being your little geisha.
有一会儿我挺担心你的 You had me worried there for a minute.
是啊，我们都怕你怯场 Yeah, who knew all those yearsyou were nursing a case of stage fright.
不是那个, 笨蛋. 是别的事情 Not about that, smart ass.About the other thing.
- 是搬家的事- 拜托, 爸爸 - About moving away.- Come on, Dad.
你不想一个人住吗? Don't you wanna live alone again?
我不想一个人死去 Not as much asI don't wanna die alone.
我们哪也不去, 爷爷. We're not going anywhere, Pop.
(# “Let My Love Open The Door”by Pete Townshend)
你不去逗爷爷开开心? You wanna go over thereand cheer up your pop?
他今晚没唱上角儿，正不高兴呢 He's devastated aboutmissing his big singing debut.
哦! Aw!
爷爷! Pop!
嘿, 小公主! Hey, Princess!
瞧啊，我们今晚的大英雄 Look at you.Mr. Big Hero of the Night.
是啊，可能我花了更多的时间，但是… Yeah, well, it might take melonger than some, but I, uh...
- 可以么?- 呃… - May I?- Uh...
好的 OK.
我以为今晚过不来了 I like to thinkI come around eventually.
然后你就突然出现了? Well, you showing upwhen you did like that?
这是我遇到过的最浪漫的事了 That was just aboutthe most romantic thing I've ever seen.
真的 Honestly.
那么… 别走了 Well... stick around.
或许会更浪漫 It may get evenmore romantic than that.
- 真的?- 对 - Really?- Yeah.
这样够浪漫吧? See? How was that for romance?
我会考虑的 I'll think about it.
好的 Do that.
奥利·亭基... Ollie Trinke...
嘿 Hey.
你儿子在和那个玛雅粘乎呢 Your kid's cuttin' a rug with that Maya.
呃… Uh...
有时候咸鱼也能翻身 The sun even shineson a dog's ass some days.
那你是咸鱼吗? You getting a dog?
玛雅? Maya?
- 我能和爸爸跳吗?- 当然了 - Can I dance with my dad now?- If you must.
别让你爸爸跑了, 格蒂. 他可是个绝世难得的人 Don't let him go, though, Gert.He's one of a kind.
我知道 I know.
来 Come here.
- 你想跳舞？- 不搬了? - You wanna dance?- So, no city?
- 不搬了- 我们留这儿陪爷爷? - No. No city.- We're staying here with Pop?
是的，我们留这儿陪爷爷 God help us, yes,we're staying with Pop.
- 你会带我去看"猫"吗?- 问的好…不去了 - And you're taking me to see Cats?- Oh-ho! Nice try, but no.
- 谢谢你，爸爸- 我愿为你做任何事, 格蒂 - Thank you, Daddy.- Anything for you, Gert.
- 你知道为什么吗?- 为什么? - You know why?- Why?
因为你是我的唯一 'Cause you're the only thingI was ever really good at.
此片献给我的父亲唐纳德·史密斯1936-2003, 我想念你,爸爸
(∮ "泽西女孩" 布鲁斯·斯普林斯廷演唱) (# “Jersey Girl” by Bruce Springsteen)
∮ 我没有时间去理会那些 # I got no time for the corner boys
∮ 在街角吵闹的男孩们 # Down in the streetmaking all that noise
∮ 或是在路边游荡的女孩们 # Or the girls out on the avenue
∮ 因为今晚我只想与你在一起 # 'Cause tonight I wanna be with you
∮ 今晚我要驾上车 # Tonight I'm gonna take that ride
∮ 去到河的那边找我的女孩 # Across the river to the Jersey side
∮ 带上她去尽情的狂欢 # Take my baby to the carnival
∮ 一路走向那浩瀚的大海 # Then I'll take her on all the rides
∮ 海边的一切是如此的美丽 # 'Cause down the shoreeverything's all right
∮ 多么美好的周六夜晚 # You and your babyon a Saturday night
∮ 当我与你牵手走在街头 # You know all my dreams come true
∮ 甜美的梦想终于成真 # When I'm walkingdown the street with you
∮ 唱 沙拉拉拉拉拉… # Sing sha la la la la la la
∮ 沙拉拉拉拉拉… # Sha la la la la la la la
∮ 沙拉拉拉拉拉… 我爱上了泽西女孩 # Sha la laWell, I'm in love with a Jersey girl
∮ 沙拉拉拉拉拉… # Sha la la la la la la la
∮ 沙拉拉拉拉拉… # Sha la la la la la
∮ 她的美丽使我陶醉 # You know she thrills mewith all her charms
∮ 当我睡进她的臂弯 # When I'm wrapped upin my baby's arms
∮ 我便拥有了一切 # My little girl gives me everything
∮ 我知道有一天她会带上我送的指环 # I know somedaythat she'll wear my ring
∮ 所以别来打搅我了，伙计，我已没有多少时间 # So don't bother me, man,I ain't got no time
∮ 我已经上路去见我的女孩 # I'm on my wayto see that girl of mine
∮ 当你爱上了泽西女孩 # 'Cause nothing mattersin this whole wide world
∮ 其它的一切都不再重要 # When you're in love with a Jersey girl
∮ 沙拉拉拉拉拉… # Sha la la la la la la
∮ 沙拉拉拉拉拉… # Sha la la la la la la la la la la la
∮ 沙拉拉拉拉拉… # Sha la la la la la la la
∮ 沙拉拉… 我爱上了泽西女孩 # Sha la laWell, I'm in love with a Jersey girl