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这就是未来 This is the future.
我们熟知的世界已然消亡 The world as we know it is gone.
酸雨使土地贫瘠 Acid rain has left the land barren
水体污染 and the water toxic.
人类在无穷无尽的战争中伤痕累累 Scarred by endless wars,
在旧世界的废墟中挣扎生存 humanity struggles to survive in the ruins of the old world.
冻结在在漫长的核冬天里 Frozen in the ever lasting nuclear winter,
这就是未来 this is the future,
现在是一九九七年 this is the year 1997.
极暴少年 TURBO KID
- 上吧 - 快上吧 - Yeh. - Oh yeh.
- 使劲 使点劲 - 加油 - Come on! Come on! - Yeah.
- 使劲 - 加油 - Come on! - Yeh!
加油 加油 Come on! Come on!
小鬼 Kid!
嘿 Hey.
老弟 我们好长时间没见了 Oh man. It's been a long time.
最近怎么样 How've you been, huh?
哦 天 Oof. Jee.
有个毒家伙给了我一口 正好咬在我蛋蛋上 A vicious whole bit me, right smack in the middle of my nut sack.
你遇到过这种事情吗 That shit ever happened to you?
嘿 发生了什么 Hey. What happened?
这是谁干的 Who did that?
是老鼠 It was the rat.
就是那只老鼠吗 That rat, did that?
这老鼠有毒 It's was a vicious rat.
没错 你还活着真是个奇迹 Yeah. It's a god damn miracle that you're still surviving on your own.
喝一杯吗 Well. How about a drink?
- 不了 多谢 - 随你吧 - No, thank you. - Suit yourself.
- 再给点劲 - 就是这样 - Oh yeah! - Alright!
加油 Oh, yeah. Oh.
- 没错 再加把劲 - 加油 - Yes, come on! - Yeah.
赢了 赢了 Yes! Yes!
你真想好好玩吗 鸟先生 Are you going to play nice, Mr. Bird?
嗯 你是真想好好玩吗 Huh? Are you going to play nice?
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
饮料你请 Drinks are on you.
他还是独孤求败 Still undefeated.
你还有什么别的吗 So, what else you got?
好吧 这破玩意我可以给你平时的价格 Well. For this junk, I can give you the usual.
这两瓶可以赊给你 Let me give you a couple of these 2 on credit.
看起来比平时还糟 Looks worse than ever.
好吧 如果你还有的抱怨 Well. If you feel like complaining some more,
你可以舔舔地板上的那些东西 you are more than welcome to lap up whatever is on the floor.
真恶心 This sucks.
嘿 继续蹬 你这废物 Hey! Keep peddling, you piece of shit.
真不敢相信 Unbelievable.
或者... Or...
我可以... 再加上这个 I could always... toss this in for good measure.
你他妈以为自己在干什么 嗯 What the hell do you think you are doing? Huh.
你不能就这么随便走进别人的私人气泡里 You can't just walk into a man's personal bubble.
他的... 他的什么 His... His what?
别人的私人空间 A man's personal space.
半径为一个手臂的距离 知道了吗 The arm length radius, yeah?
那他妈是我的舒适距离 只有家人才能进入 My mother fucking comfort zone. And it's family only.
先生 Sir?
你没看到我正忙着吗 黑克 Can't you see I'm in the middle of something, Heek?
- 又有一个人失踪了 - 是谁 - Another one has gone missing. - Who?
我可没有一整天来听你说 所以你要么告诉我是谁 I haven't got all day, you are going to tell me who it is
要么我就揍到你说出来 or I am going to beat it out of you.
是你弟弟 It's your brother.
操 Fuck!
我们走 Let's roll!
- 我们走 - 好 - Let's go. - Yeh!
快点 快走 Come on. Move it!
我们走 Let's go!
表现非常出色 Outstanding performance.
你那默默无名的哥哥会为你骄傲的 Your infamous brother would be proud.
你还有什么最后的要求吗 You have any last request?
你可以不把这看成惩罚 但是可以看做 Try not to see this as punishment, but rather
在困难时刻证明你用处的机会 an opportunity to prove your usefulness in these difficult times.
你正义的统治结束了 极爆骑士 Your reign of justice is over, Turbo rider.
要成为一个真正的英雄 你还得去见你的女朋友 To be a true hero, you'll have to save your girlfriend.
救救我 极爆骑士 Save me, Turbo rider.
你邪恶的计划不会实现的 机器怪博士 Your evil plan will fail, Dr. Robotor.
我会用我的极爆手套击败你 I will destroy you with my turbo glove.
这是打败机器人的终极武器 The ultimate weapon against the robot threat.
但我可不是普通的机器人 But I am not ordinary robot.
我可是秘密武器 啊哈哈哈 I am a secret weapon! Ah-ha-ha-ha.
准备好品尝... 蓄满极爆能量的... Prepare to taste... a full turbo charge of...
嘿 Hey.
你手里拿着什么 What's that in your hand?
是... It's a...
是本漫画书 It's... It's a comic book.
是关于什么的 What is it about?
是关于极爆骑士的 It's-It's about Turbo rider.
这真少见 That's rared.
你是一个人吗 Are you alone?
你有朋友吗 Do you have any friend?
你想玩捉迷藏吗 Do you want to play hide and seek?
我... I am...
- 我得走了 - 等等 - I got to go. - Wait!
在我们走之前 我还有事要做 Before we go, I just have to take care of something.
现在没事了 It's okay now.
你不用再担心我了 You don't have to worry about me anymore.
我找到新朋友了 我会好好的 我保证 I found a new friend. I'll be fine, I promise.
我... I'm...
先生 先生 Sir. Sir.
我... 我在想 I've... I've been thinking...
我不知道 你觉得如果我们 I don't know. Do you think it would a better
继续寻找水源 to keep looking for the water source?
而不是去和宙斯作战 会不会更好 Instead of, you know, fighting Zeus.
你的意思是说我们该放弃我弟弟吗 Are you saying we should abandon my brother?
不 不 不是 但是 我的意思是 No, no, no. But, I mean.
你真的觉得我们有可能... Do... Do you really think we stand a chance...
有可能 这就是你觉得我成为冠军的原因吗 Chance? Is that how you think I became a champion?
计划是成功的一半 A man with a good plan has already won half the battle.
- 那么计划是什么 - 就现在而言 - So, what is the plan? - Right now.
计划是上个小号 The plan is to take a piss.
话说回来 谁想靠机会啊 Who needs chance anyway?
真是低级的战术 What a cheap move.
我就知道是你 And I know that was going to be you.
很快你就能学会怎么自己修理了 Soon you'll have to learn how to fix it by yourself.
给 Here you go.
- 早上好 - 我去 - Good morning. - Woh!
你在这儿干什么 What're you doing here?
吃早饭 Breakfast.
哇 你从哪儿找到这些的 Wow. Where did you find all this staff?
看看这些东西 Look at all of these.
简直就是史上最酷博物馆 It's like a museum of coolest in here.
哦 我喜欢这个 Oh. I love one of these.
这颜色真好看 Hey, nice colors.
看看这些裙子 我真喜欢 Look at that dress, I love the color
这裙子的颜色 真好看 我的天哪 of that dress. It's so nice. Oh my god.
- 这儿有好多小... - 嘿 嘿 别碰那个 - There're so many little... - Hey, hey. Don't touch that!
你还好吗 Are you okay?
没事 Yeah.
就是... Just...
你进入了我的气泡...什么的了 You know, you stepped in my manly... bubble thing.
我把气泡戳破了吗 Did I break it?
没有 No.
那更像是一个... It's-It's more of a...
一个手臂范围的... an arm length...
舒适半径区 comfort, radius zone.
明白了吗 Okay?
哦 我明白了 Oh, I see.
- 你是怎么找到我的 - 哦 是手镯 - How did you find me? - Oh, it's the bracelet.
哦 好的 Oh. Great.
要怎么把手镯拿掉 How do you get it off?
哦 你拿不掉的 Oh, you just don't.
坐吧 Sit.
趁你的麦片粥还没变得黏糊糊的之前 赶快吃掉吧 Eat your cereal before it gets all mushy.
好吧 我怎么知道你没有在这里面下毒 Okay. How do I know you didn't poison this?
因为朋友不会给朋友下毒 Well. Because, friends don't poison friends.
不 不 好吧 我们... 我们不是朋友 No no. Okay. We... We are not friends.
我根本不知道你是谁 Okay. I don't even know who you are.
我们之前在游乐场见过 We met at the playground.
是啊 但是... 但是你刚刚闯进了我家 Yeah. But... But you broke into my home.
你 你还乱碰我的东西 而且 You... You touch my things and you
你还对着死人讲话 you talked to dead people.
我还把你的极爆骑士漫画书带回来了 And I brought you back your Turbo rider comic book.
哦 好吧 Well. Okay.
我本来以为你 You know. I thought you would
想跟我一起走走 但是... want to hang out. But...
如果你想让我走的话 那... You know, if you want me to go then...
等等 Wait.
好吧 你可以... Okay. You can...
你可以留下 但是只能呆一会 You can stay. But... But just for a while.
我叫阿普尔 My name is Apple.
当然 Of course it is.
我们今天要做什么 What are we going to do today?
我要去垃圾堆里找东西 I am going scavenging.
太好了 我喜欢在垃圾堆里找东西 Right. I love to scavenging.
不不不 你... 你... No no no... You... you...
你呆在这儿就好 You stay here. Just don't
什么都别碰 touch anything.
为什么我不能一起 Well. Why can't I come?
呃 因为... Well. Because...
因为你没有自行车 Because you don't have a bike.
我们... 今天大扫除 We... are going scavenging.
太好了 Yeah.
我们喜欢扫除 We love scavenging.
好吧 Okay.
你说的没错 You were right!
你的私人气泡真的挺舒服的 Your manly bubble is really comfortable!
好吧 我们得谈谈 Okay. We need to talk.
如果你要跟我一起来的话 Okay. If you are coming with me,
你就得遵从荒地的生存规则 you need to follow the survival rules of the Wasteland.
好啊 我喜欢规则 Okay. I love rules.
好吧 规则一 Okay. Rule #1.
- 一定要随身携带水 - 水 记住了 - Always have water on you. - Water. Check.
规则二 永远呆在安全区 Okay. And rule 2: Always stay within the safe zone.
哦 真聪明 Oh. That's clever.
谢谢 Thank you.
规则三 时刻准备好自行车 Rule #3: Always have your wheels ready.
准备好自行车 Have your wheels ready.
第四 尽量远离人群 尤其是那些看起来很坏的 #4: Try avoiding people. Especial those who looked evil.
真高兴你没有远离我 Well. I'm happy you didn't avoid me.
好像我有的选一样 Like I had a choice.
你是角斗士弗雷德里克 For you're Fredric, the arm wrestler.
而你显然只有一只眼睛 宙斯 You have an eye for the obvious, Zeus
你知道 终于能把名字和脸对起来 You know. It's wonderful to finally put a
总是很棒的 face to the name.
你能来这儿我深表荣幸 And an honor to have you here.
你可以把那个荣幸扔到一边去了 You can shove that honor up your ass.
你他妈到底把我的弟弟怎么样了 Now. What the hell have you done with my brother.
耐心 我的好兄弟 耐心点 Patience, my good man. Patience.
你解决事情的方式 Now. Your way of settling things,
我觉得有点乏味 I find a bit tedious.
在这儿 我们喜欢做点 Around here we like to do things with a little more
"享受人生"的事 "Joie de vivre". (Enjoyment of life)
刀 感觉不错 Blades. That's a nice touch.
还有别的 是刀锋和 And there's more. Blades and
火焰 fire!
当我说刀锋和火焰的时候 When I say blades and fire,
就得给我刀锋和火焰 I want blades and fire!
介意我来一根吗 Do you mind?
不 请便吧 No, go ahead.
谢谢 Thank you.
是 Yes.
仅仅是文明不复存在了 并不意味着我们就不能 Just because civilization is over doesn't mean we can't
文明地做事 act civilized.
你觉得让我们看看你有什么能拿得出来的怎么样 What do you say we see what the man has to offer, huh?
好吧 宙斯 Alright, Zeus.
但是你不会喜欢你看见的东西的 But you won't like what you see.
你觉得我没想到这一点吗 You think I didn't see that coming?
我在哪里都有眼睛 I have eyes everywhere.
从我这儿看来只有一个 From where I stand, I only see one.
该死的 Mother fucker!
我要徒手杀了你 I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands.
从我这儿看来 你只有一只手 Well. From where I stand, I only see one.
规则五 骑车的时候不要抱住别人 Rule #5: No hugging while riding.
对不起 Sorry.
好吧 我们现在真的得给你找辆自行车了 Okay. Now, we really need to find you a bike.
也许能找到个头盔 Maybe a helmet.
- 规则五 - 是六 - Rule #5. - 6.
- 规则六 - 没错 - Rule #6 - Yes.
一定要带武器 Always carry a weapon.
还有... 七 And... 7.
如果你没有武器 就自己做一个 If you don't have one, make one.
做一个 Make one.
做一个武器 Making a weapon.
这太漂亮了 This is so pretty.
这是我的武器 This is my weapon.
这是我的地精魔棒 This is my gnome stick!
我真的好喜欢 太谢谢你了 I really like it a lot. Thank you so much.
有两名敌人 2 in the eye now, pervert.
地精能量 Power gnome!
噗姆 Poom!
咔梆 Ka-Bam!
噗 Poof.
不 我说了 死回来 No, I told you. Get back here.
你不累吗 Don't you ever rest?
不累 No.
- 能问你个问题吗 - 可以啊 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure.
你在这做什么 What are you doing here?
我在练习挥打 I'm practicing my swing.
我是说你怎么到这来了 I mean how did you get here?
不毛之地的这边 This side of the Wasteland.
我最后一个朋友是水源猎手 Well. My last best friend was a water hunter.
所以我就跟着来了 So. I tagged along.
之后他死了 然后我们相遇了 Then he died and... here we are.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
为什么 你做错了什么 Why? What'd you do?
不 我是为你朋友的事 No. I mean-I mean about your friend.
哦 不 不用 他死了 Oh no, don't be. He's dead.
- 那 你从哪来 - 远方 - So. Where did you come from? - Pretty far.
废弃地的那一边一直下去 All the way from the other side of the Wasteland.
我一直很好奇那边是什么样的 I always wonder what the other side look like.
有点灰蒙蒙的 It's kind of Grey.
还尘土飞扬 And dusty.
我可以带你去看啊 Well. I could show you.
我 我不能 I-I can't
哦 是啊 条例二 (始终待在安全地区) Oh yeah. Rule #2. (Always stay within the safe zone)
那太可惜了 Well, that's too bad.
真糟糕 因为来追我啊 It's too bad because YOU'RE IT!
- 哈 - 什么 - Ha! - What?
来追我啊 我碰了你 现在你要碰回来 You're it, I tagged you. Now you got to tag me back.
如果你能 If you can!
快来 Come on!
- 哦 看 有只鸟 - 什么 - Oh. Look, it's a bird. - What?
就是现在 Now.
你跑的可真快 You're freaking fast.
你想见很酷的东西吗 Want to see something cool?
当然想看了 I always want to see something cool.
过来 Come here.
啊 Ah.
哇 Whoa.
那是霸王龙 That's a T-Rex.
对啊 很久以前 Yeah. There're these...
大型生物在这散过步 big creatures that used to walk here a long time ago.
然后他们被大爆炸杀死了 And they got killed by this big explosion. That is
有点像发生在我们身上的事 kind of what happened to us.
对吗 Right?
快跑 快跑 快跑 Run! Run! Run!
啊 Aww!
如你所知 形势危急 As you may know. The situation is critical.
我们的防御已被破坏 Our defense has been breached.
我们的伤亡人数已达到上限 We have reached maximum casualty level.
就这样了 战士 This is it, soldier.
我们要尽全力摆脱这些损坏的机器 We have to rid these damn machines with everything we got.
你是 You are
我们最后的希望 our last hope.
极爆骑士 Turbo rider.
我们未来的命运掌握在你的手里 The fate of our future is in your hand.
呃啊 Eah!
她在哪里 Where is she?
我来了 阿普尔 I'm coming, Apple.
亲爱的信徒们 My beloved followers.
今晚 我们有一位很特别的来宾 We have a very special guest with us here this evening.
容我介绍 May I introduce,
弗雷德里克 独臂扳手腕选手 Fredric, the 1 handed arm wrestler.
现在 弗雷德里克希望和他亲爱的哥哥团聚 Now, Fredric wishes to be reunited with his loving brother.
你们都知道我多么慷慨大方 We all know how generous in spirit I am.
我将准许他实现愿望 And I'm going to grant him his wish.
我打赌你们都想知道这个新玩意是什么 嗯 I bet you're wondering what this contraption is. Hmm.
你们喜欢科学吗 我非常喜欢 Do you like science? I absolutely love it.
例如 你们知道一般人体里 For example. Do you know how much water
有多少水吗 there is in an average human body?
你的血液里有百分之八十三的水 你的肌肉组织里有百分之七十五 Your blood is 83% water. Your muscle tissue, 75%.
骨头周围的脆骨和软骨有百分之五十五 The gristle and cartilage around your bones, 55%.
骨头自身有百分之二十五 Bone themselves, 25%.
而你的脑袋里 And your noggin up here,
百分之九十的灰质是水 the old Grey matter is 90% water.
总计产生出 Which brings the grand total
十加仑珍贵的水 to 10 precious gallons of H2O.
这个机器设计出来就是 10 gallons, which this machine
为了萃取这十加仑的 is designed to extract.
我希望你喝水呛死 狗娘养的 I hope you choke on it, you mother fucker!
亲爱的信徒们 My beloved followers.
谁确保你们的安全 Who keeps you safe?
- 宙斯! - 宙斯! - Zeus! - Zeus!
谁能解你们的渴 Who quenches your thirst?
- 宙斯! - 宙斯! - Zeus! - Zeus!
- 谁让你们热血沸腾 - 宙斯! - And who keeps you bloody entertain. - Zeus!
看吧 我没你想象的那么卑劣 You see. I'm not nearly as despicable as you think.
- 榨汁开始吧 - 不 - Let the juicing begin. - No!
请再说一遍 有人说话了吗 I beg your pardon. Did somebody say something?
有人说什么了吗 Did somebody say something?
放了那女孩 Release the girl.
我 我 ( Me. Me.)
你是哪位 And who exactly are you suppose to be?
我 我是超级英雄 I-I'm a super hero.
- 哈 哈 哈 - 啊 哈 哈 - Ha ha ha. - Ah-ha-ha...
你到底有什么超能力 And what exactly is your super power?
我说 I said!
你的超能力是什么 What is your super power?
这个 This.
- 哈 哈 哈 - 哈 哈 哈 - Heh-ha-ha.. - Ha-ha-ha...
哦 快点 小子 拿出你的看家本领 Oh. Come on, son. Give it your best shot.
这真是令人扫兴啊 Well. That's rather disappointing, isn't it?
和他进池子吧 Into the pool with him.
- 进池子 - 进池子 - In the pool! - In the pool.
- 进池子 - 进池子 - In the pool! - In the pool!
啊啊 哦 Waaa! Oof.
- 耶 - 耶 - Yeah! - Yeh!
哦啊 哦 Whoa! Oh!
我真高兴见到你 I'm so happy to see you.
哦 我 我给你带了东西 Oh. I... I brought you something.
我把这个找回来了 I brought this back.
你最棒了 You're the best.
相会了 真甜蜜啊 A reunion, how sweet.
我真心为你小子高兴 真的 I'm real happy for you kids, I am.
但是 除非我们都希望死在 那边该死的榨汁机里 But, unless we all want to end up in that giant fucking blender over there,
我们需要计划 好吗 那听好 we need a plan, okay. So, listen up.
我去解决那个肥的 I'm going to take the fat one.
他或许很壮 但他会很慢 He might be strong but he'll be slow.
你去解决那个大块头 You take the big guy.
是的 你要去出其不意 Yeah, you're going to have to surprise him.
- 你俩去解决那个丑八怪 好吗 - 好 - You 2 take the ugly one, okay? - Yah!!
怎么了 小子 你害怕了 What's the matter, kid? Are you scared?
是啊 Yeah.
会恐惧很棒 帮它变成武器 懂吗 Fear is good. Use it as a weapon, yeah.
还有小姑娘 那是什么 矮人吗 And girl, what is that thing? A dwarf?
- 不 那是我的地精魔棒 - 好吧 随便什么吧 - No, that's my gnome stick. - Okay, whatever.
我希望你使出吃奶的劲 I want you to swing as hard as you can
- 抽打那个狗娘养的脸 - 长官 是的 长官 - at that mother fucker's face. - Sir, yes sir!
感受下地精姐妹们的愤怒 Feel the wrath of sister gnome!
啊 你感受到了吗 Ahh! Do you feel it?
快点 阿普尔说了嗨 Come on! Apple say hi!
我想这就是我们的必杀技 I guess that is our Que.
啊 Aww!
啊哈哈哈哈 Ah-ha-ha-ha...
你这肥猪还挺快 You fat fucking fast.
阿普尔 Apple.
啊 Aww!
现在你快不起来了吧 肥猪 Not so fast now, are you, Fat fuck?
好棒啊 Bravo.
我得承认我没想到会这样 I have to admit I did not see that coming.
我们赢了 We won.
现在放我们走吧 Now let us go.
这账可不能这么算 小子 It's not how it works, kid.
你又改变规则吧 宙斯 You changing the rules, are you, Zeus?
我的游戏 我做主 It's my game. My rules.
不 NO!
我欣赏你的决心 I admire your resolve.
但最后 你只是个输家 But in the end you're just a loser.
嘿 放下那小子 Hey, put the kid down.
游戏时间结束了 小子 Play time is over, kid.
准备好 正面品味一下 Prepare to taste the turbo charge of justice.
极爆的正义吧 In the face!
小心 Watch out!
嘿 小子 Hey kids.
现在是离开的好机会 Now would be a good time to leave.
我们分开行动 Let's split up.
找到他们 Find them.
杀了他们 Kill them.
把他们的头插在矛上带回来见我 Bring me back their heads on pikes.
嗨 瞌睡虫 Hey there, sleepy head.
哪里 Where.
我们在哪里 Where are we?
我们在沙发上 We're on a couch.
怎么来这的 Why. How?
你被拳打脚踢了一顿 You got pretty beat up.
你回来救了我 You came back to save me.
你真好 That was really sweet of you.
你穿这身很好看 You look pretty good in that suit.
- 真的吗 - 嗯哼 - You think so? - Uh huh.
我真希望 做得再好一点 I just wished I could've done more.
你知道吗 我希望我能跟像 You know. I wished I could be more like the
真的极爆骑士一点 a real Turbo rider.
是啊 或许你成不了 Yeah, maybe you can't.
但你完全可以成为极爆少年 But you could totally be Turbo kid.
哈 Ha.
那个戴眼罩的男人 That man in the eye patch.
就是他 It was him.
我想我能阻止他 我本来可以的 I wished I could've stopped him. I-I should have.
但却让你中了枪 Instead I let you get shot.
你是个 You're...
机器人 a robot.
来抓我 You're it.
啊哈哈 Eh-ha-ha...
你真是个很像人的机器人啊 You're pretty human like for a robot.
我很高科技的 I'm very high tech.
我以为机器人都是坏的 I thought a robot was suppose to be evil?
这取决于型号 It depends on the model.
你的嘴里可以射出激光吗 Well. Can you shoot laser beams out of your mouth?
哦 不能 傻瓜 我只是个友爱 Oh. No, silly. I'm just a friendship...
阿普尔? 阿普尔 阿普尔 Apple? Apple. Apple.
你没事吧 Are you alright?
没事 我的生物电传导仪坏了 Yeah. My bioelectric transmitter is damaged.
- 会痛吗 - 哦 不会 - Does it hurt? - Oh, no.
我只会 失去一些心 I'm just... losing some Hearts.
哼 Hm.
你用完了这些心会怎样呢 What happens when you have no more hearts?
我会永远关机 I'll shut down for good.
关机 你的意思是你会死 Shut Down? You mean you will die?
对 对 我会死 Yeah. Yeah, I'll die.
哦 妈的 Oh. Shit!
小子 Kid?
瞧瞧你 Look at you.
你不觉得你对这本漫画的痴迷太过火了吗 Don't you think you're taking this comic book shit too far, huh?
听着 我们需要你的帮助 Look. We need your help.
呵呵呵呵 不 不 不 Heh-heh-heh. No, no, no...
我不管你卷入了什么麻烦 I don't care what trouble you got yourself into.
我没兴趣 I'm not interested.
嘿 放回去 Hey! Put that back.
看来你还找了个女朋友啊 Looks like you got yourself a girlfriend. Hmm.
哦 Oh.
给我 小姑娘 Give me that BACK, young lady.
嘿 你干嘛 你要走了吗 Hey. What are you doing? You're leaving?
是啊 如果我是你 我也要收拾包袱了 Yes, and if I were you, I'd be packing too.
弗雷德里克 扳手腕选手逃走了 暴风雨要来了 Fredric, the arm wrestler is gone. There's a shit storm coming.
有些活够了的混蛋惹毛了宙斯 他开启了战争模式 Some crazy bastard pissed off Zeus and he's on the war path.
哦 对啊 那是我们做的 Oh, yeah. That was us.
嘿 看 哈 Hey, look. Ha.
等等 Wait!
别再跟着我了 And stop following me!
我们只是需要一个生物电传导仪 她快要死了 All we need is a bioelectric transmitter. She's going to die!
你有病吧 Are you insane?
- 她是个机器人 - 是啊 但她也是我的朋友 - She's a robot. - Yeah, but she's my friend.
我 我不想知道 I-I don't want to hear about it.
巴古 求你 Bagu, please.
那我为什么要帮你 And. Why should I help you?
我有什么好处 What's in it for me?
这个给你 You can have this.
好吧 Alright.
但 就因为是你 你需要向北边走 But, just because it's you, you need to head north.
找到高速路六十四 在那里 你会找到 Find a highway 64. There, you will find your...
机器人墓地 robot cemetery.
你 或许会幸运的找到你要的东西 You, might have some luck finding whatever it is you're looking for there.
准确的说 如果你还活着 That is, If you are alive.
这就是所有我知道的 那走开吧 Now, that's all I know. So, leave me alone. Huh.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you. Thank you.
好了 Yeah.
哦 还有 巴古 这水是人做的 Oh, and... Bagu, the water, it's people.
人做的 呵呵 胡说 People? Heh heh, nonsense.
- 阿普尔 - 看着标志 - Apple. - Look at the sign.
这边 Over here.
阿普尔 阿普尔! Apple Apple!
该死的破烂玩意 Stupid-piece-of-god-damn-shit!
为什么这该死的狗娘养的事 Why does this freaking son of a bitch
总是发生在我身上 always have to happen to me!
噢 啊 Aww! Ahh!
好啊 今天还能更糟糕一点吗 Okay. How could this day got possibly fucking worse?
妈的 Fuck.
嘿 睡美人 Hey, there, sleepy head.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 I'm fine.
你确定吗? Are you sure?
当然 Oh, yes.
看 我还有7.5的生命值 See. I have 7.5 hearts left.
等等 Wait.
如果你是机器人的话 你是怎么吃东西的? How... How can you eat if you're a robot?
噢 我能吃能喝能睡 还能呼吸呢 Oh. I can eat, I can drink. I can sleep, I can breathe.
如果我表现的百分百像人类的话 这种错觉就会更有效 The illusion works better if I behave a 100% like a human.
我是说 你知道的 I mean. 'Cause you know,
没有人想要被提醒 他最好的朋友是个机器人 no one wants to remind a human that his best friend is a robot.
好吧 其实我觉得 如果你是个机器人的话 Well. I actually think it's kind of cool
还是蛮酷的 that you are a robot.
再加上你还有着超厉害的战斗技能 And... And plus you got some pretty serious fighting skills too.
想让我教你吗? Do you want me to teach you?
- 当然 - 好啊 - Yeah. - Yes.
准备好成为艺术界完虐对手的大师了吗? Are you ready to become a master in the art of kicking ass?
是的 Yes.
先发制人 暴击对手 绝不留情 Strike first. Strike hard. Show no mercy.
就是这样 That's it.
就这样? That's it?
这-次-不-算! I-break-rules!
- 嗷! - 就是这样 - Aw! - So.
先发制人 对付敌人永远要出其不意 Strike first. Always surprise your enemy.
暴击对手 永远要记住人体的弱点 Strike hard. Always remember the weak points of the human body.
- 眼 喉 命根子 - 好吧 - Eyes, throat, genitals. - Okay.
还有 绝不怜悯 所以 And show no mercy. So.
你懂的 绝不怜悯 You know. Show no mercy.
感激不尽 Thank you.
太酷了 太有趣了 That was cool. This is so much fun.
只有你觉得有趣吧 Glad it is for you.
我喜欢在夜晚仰望天空 I love watching the sky at night.
你知道为什么有那么多的星星吗? Do you know why there're so many stars?
噢 是因为宇宙空间由一大堆的尘埃和气体 Oh. Because space consists of a whole lot of dust and gas
在宇宙的不同星系中 that gathered to form billions and billions of stars and suns
聚集而成数十亿恒星和太阳 across the different galaxies in the universe.
对 Yeah.
不对 No.
我... 我是说 I... I mean
我想说的是... 我妈妈曾经告诉过我 What I was going to say is... my mom once told me that
每当有人去世的时候 就会有一颗星星诞生 when somebody dies, a star is born.
所以每当灾难发生的时候 So when the apocalypse happen,
天空就亮了起来 the sky lit up.
那些都是去世之人的灵魂 All the souls of the people who died.
那你的妈妈也在那儿 So your mom is up there.
是啊 和我爸爸一起 Yup, with my father
都在天上 up there in the sky.
太奇怪了 我... That's weird. I...
我之前从未对别人提起过我的父母 I never told anyone about my parents before.
我... 我很抱歉 I'm... I'm sorry.
没关系 这种事谁都难免 No worries. It could happen to anybody.
我们会修好你的 我保证 We'll fix you. I promise.
霸王龙哦 T-Rex.
我这是在哪? Where the fuck am I?
宙斯.
最近好吗? How are you?
你看上去不错啊 还有点严肃 You're looking fine and kind of serious.
外套新买的吗? Is that a new coat?
嗷! Aw!
噢 这... 看上去不太好啊 Oh. That's... That doesn't look good.
喔 这不太好 太惨了 听着 Oh, that's bad, that's bad. Look.
不管怎样 我很肯定我们可以好好谈谈来解决 Whatever it is, I'm sure we can talk this through.
你真的连句再见都不说就准备离开镇上了吗? Were you actually going to leave town without saying goodbye?
我吗? 喔 我才不会这么做 Me? Oh, I wouldn't do that.
我... 只是想休息个几天 你懂的 I was... just going to take a few days off. You know.
去海边 晒晒黑 Go to the beach, work on my tan.
好吧 我其实可以用些维生素D 你知道的维生素... Just, I could really use some vitamin D. You know vitamin...
我在找两个年轻的男孩和女孩 I am looking for a young boy, a young girl
还有个大高个的牛仔 and a big strapping cowboy.
牛仔吗? Cowboy, huh? Well,
还有两个孩子 and a boy and a girl.
额 大概 也许 Uh. Maybe. Maybe.
不 没什么印象 No, it doesn't ring a bell. No.
噢 不 不 不! Oh. No-no-no!
我讨厌坏消息 但如果你没注意到这点的话 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but in case you haven't noticed,
你的勇气完全系在这自行车的轮子上了 your guts are literally attached to the wheels of this bicycle.
- 这太... - 太有材了 对 多谢夸奖 - This is... - Ingenious. Yes. Thank you.
此刻 Now.
我想你很清楚他们身处何方 I know that you know where they are.
所以我建议你可以说了 So I suggest you start talking,
- 快说 - 机器人公墓 - right away. - The robot cemetery.
他们在机器人公墓 我只知道这么多 They are at the robot cemetery. That's all I know.
好吧 这么快就说了啊 Well, that was quick.
真是太令人失望了 Rather disappointing actually.
你要帮我把肠子放回去吗? You're going to help me put this back in?
快点 求你了 Right? Please.
你知道这个装置花了多久才完成的吗? Do you have any idea how much time it took to set this up?
我相信你会懂的 Yeah. I'm sure you'll understand.
噢 不 不 不 Oh. No no-no no.
不 不 不...! No-no-no...!
嘘 Shh.
是条死路 It's a dead end.
阿普尔.
对不起 我们差点就赢了 I am sorry. We're so close.
没关系 It's okay.
你是我拥有过的最好的朋友 You are the best friend that I ever had.
你不能就这样死了 Don't die on me.
我们到了 坚持住 We're here. Hold on.
阿普尔 醒醒 醒醒 Apple, wake up. Wake up.
我不想又变成孤身一人 I don't want to be alone again.
我一整天都在路途之中 我很口渴 I have been traveling all day and I've developed quite a thirst.
你能给旅途之人一滴没有污染过的水吗? Would you have a drop of untainted water for a fellow traveler?
请放下你的锤子 那没必要 Lower your hammer, please. That won't be necessary.
我知道我的这位朋友和我一样看起来不那么友好 I know that my friend here doesn't look quite as friendly as I do,
但我向你保证 我要的只是很简单的一杯水 but I assure you, all I need is a simple cup of water.
谢谢 Thank you .
太棒了 Oh, that's wonderful.
这正是我要的 It is exactly what I needed.
水是你从哪里弄来的? Now. Where did you get the water?
因为 这是我的地盘 Because, this is my land.
不论什么 从我的地盘上拿走都会被视为偷窃 Taking anything from my land would be considered stealing
你不会想要在我这偷东西的吧 对吗? and you don't want to steal from me, do you?
你已经得到了你想要的 请赶紧离开吧 You got what you wanted. Now, please leave.
水是哪里来的? Where did you get the water?
没关系 亲爱的 我来处理 It's okay, honey. I got this.
没关系 亲爱的 他会处理好的 It's alright, honey. He's got this.
死于溺水这么奢侈 很少有人负担的起的 Death by drowning. It's a luxury few men can afford.
住手! Stop!
快看这边 Now look at this.
年轻的女士 我很是佩服你的精神 但你的故事要画下句号了 I admire your spirit, young lady, but your story has come to an end.
那就来个令人难忘的结局吧 Then let's make it memorable.
不! NO-OOO!
别动 我来处理她 No. She is mine.
住手! Stop!
看看我们看到了什么? Well. What have we got here?
好吧 孩子 较量一下吧 Alright, kid. Take your best shot.
算了 别费事了 他反正也活不久了 No, don't bother. He won't last long out there.
开球! Fore!
你还好吗 孩子? You alright there, kid?
你吸了不少的废气 You took quite a dose of that nasty gas.
阿普尔在哪? Where's Apple?
抱歉 孩子 I'm sorry, kid.
你为什么救我? Why did you save me?
我欠你一次 I owed you one.
其实我需要一个新的手 Well, actually I need a new hand.
我也没想过会在那里找到你 Sure as hell didn't expect to find you there.
就像是命运或者是厄运 It's like fate or some shit.
难忘吧? Impressive, huh?
- 你知道这是什么? - 巨型涡轮爆破机 - You know what that is? - Turbo Mega Blaster.
你肯定清楚你的破烂 是吧 孩子 Sure know your shit, kid, don't you. Huh.
我想你知道我要去哪 I guess you know where I'm going with this thing.
我要偶遇一位老朋友 然后我们就直接去找宙斯 I'm meeting up with an old mate, and we're going straight to Zeus.
我要把那东西塞他屁股里 I'm going to shove that thing so far up his ass
他就可以好好享受他自己的屎了 that he will taste his own shit.
孩子 你怎么说? So, kid. What do you say?
我们出发吧 Let's roll.
好 我们出发吧 Yeah, let's roll.
他怎么总是能这样偷偷接近我的? How does he keep sneaking up on me like that?
你在做什么? What are you doing?
冷静点 孩子 相信我 Just play it cool, kid. Trust me .
这衣服我喜欢 I love that dress.
你知道的 弗雷德里克 你给你的朋友选了条糟糕的路 You know, Fredric, you make poor choices in friends.
啊 看啊 我们的摔跤手又有新胳膊了 Ah, look. The arm wrestler has grown a new arm.
你怎么样了 孩子? What about you, kid?
失去你的超能力和你的女朋友之后 Feeling feisty after losing your super power
烦躁不安了吗? 纠正下 是机器人女朋友 and your girlfriend? Correction, robotic girlfriend.
她叫阿普尔 Her name was Apple.
你的精神我很是敬佩 孩子 但不幸的是 I admire your spirit, kid. But unfortunately,
你的故事即将画下句号了 your story is about to come to an end.
那就来个令人难忘的结局吧 Then let's make it memorable.
原来你就是那个孩子 Well. You're the kid.
你还真是个意外的惊喜啊 You're full of surprises, aren't you?
看在老天的份上 你能把嘴闭闭 我们直接开战吗 For Christ sake. Will you shut the fuck up and let's fight.
我就知道你等不及了 I knew you would be eager.
所以我给你开了个派对 That's why I brought the party to you.
好戏开场咯 It's play time.
准备开战了 孩子 Get ready to fight , kid.
这太恶心了 This is gonna get ugly.
我不知道我能否做得到 I don't know if I can do this.
当一个人唯一的选择就是变的最强大的时候 A man never knows how strong he is,
他才会知道自己有多么的强大 until being strongest is the only choice he has.
是吗? Really?
我也不知道 孩子 但听起来不错 I don't know, kid. But it sounds good.
眼睛! 喉咙! 命根子! Eyes! Throat! Genitals!
漂亮 Nice.
女士们 Ladies.
现在我感受到来自他们的爱意了 Now I'm feeling their love.
来吧 贱人 来吧 Come on, bitch. Come on.
你喜欢这样吗? 接招吧 贱人 You like that? Take this, bitch.
就是这样 亲爱的 到爸爸怀里来 That' it, sweetheart. Come to daddy.
嘿 孩子! Hey, kid!
混蛋! Fucker!
终于摆脱了 混蛋 Good riddance, you fucker.
你还活着! You're alive!
你没有等我 You didn't wait for me.
对不起 我还以为你死了 I'm so sorry. I thought you were dead.
不不不 我是说没等我来就开战了 No, no, no. I mean. I mean to start the fight.
我带回了你的... Well. I brought you back your...
涡轮手套 turbo glove.
多谢 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
你这个杂种 You son of a bitch.
噢 你这个混... Oh, you son of a...
真是 粗鲁 Such a rude individual.
看看我们 啊 似曾相识 再一次相遇 Look at us, huh. Deja vu, all over again.
噢 你说对了 真是令人难忘 Oh, and you were right, it was memorable.
现在 Now.
这有什么困难的? What was so difficult about that?
游戏结束了 宙斯 Play time, is over, Zeus.
你知道的 我和除你之外的大多数人类一样 You know. I really like most people, but you,
我可不喜欢这样 I don't like.
我戴着你已经那么久了 Well. I've wore you far too long.
也该努力适应了 So much for trying to fit in.
你是个机器人吗? You're a robot?
当然 Yeah.
你不知道吗? You didn't know?
机器人? 哈 Robot? Ha.
我是CC 1-11 公司助手 I am a CC 1-11. Corporate companion.
用来建造和煽动公司的政策 Designed to create and instigate corporate policy.
被塑造成我主人的形象 Fashioned in the likeness of my master.
他告诉过我 He said to me,
在我砸烂他的高尔夫俱乐部和他的头之前 just before I bashed his head with his own golf club.
记好了 你只是个机器人 Remember, you are only a robot.
只是个机器人! Only a robot!
好了 Well.
现在站在这里的人是我 I am the one standing here,
不是他 not him.
先生 你真的太卑鄙了 Sir? You are very mean.
我才不会期待什么基本的友谊里 I don't expect a basic friendship unit
会有个足够快的中央处理器 来理解我刚刚说的话 to have a CPU fast enough to understand what I just said.
但请放心 But rest assured.
人类实在是无能 Human beings are highly inefficient.
其实就是害虫 Pest, actually.
就像蟑螂一样 A lot like cockroaches.
- 你就是个怪物! - 我是你们设计出来的 - You are a monster! - I was designed by your kind.
你们造就了今天的我 You made me what I am.
那是个错误 我正准备修复呢 It was a mistake, and I'm trying to fix it.
那才是超级英雄要做的 That's what superheroes do.
哈哈 好可爱! Ha ha. How charming!
你想看看我怎么做吗? Would you like to see what I do? Huh?
嘿 干得漂亮 极爆小子 Hey. You did good, Turbo kid.
当你晚上仰望天空的时候 And when you watch the sky at night,
我就会在那儿 I will be there.
不 No.
你做的对 孩子 You did the right thing, kid.
你肩膀怎么样了? How's your shoulder?
没事了 She'll be alright.
我这个牛仔是杀不死的 You can't kill this cowboy.
真是不敢相信你居然找到了水源 I can't believe you found the fucking water source.
这可以拯救数百人的生命了 That's gonna save hundreds of lives,
也许还更多 maybe more.
好好保管 Take good care of it.
那你是真的要离开这里了吗? So, you're sure you want to leave then?
你打算去哪里? Where're you going to go?
看看这片不毛之地的另一头是什么样子 See what the rest of the Wasteland looks like.
好吧 那可没什么好看的 孩子 Well. There is not much to see there, kid.
我知道 I know